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This is new.
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪
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♪ And I'll tell you
Most of mine ♪
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♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪
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♪ Well That's
really true this time ♪
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♪ I don't have the answers
I don't have a plan ♪
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♪ All I have is you ♪
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♪ So darling Help
me understand ♪
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♪ What we do ♪
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♪ You can whisper in my ear ♪
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♪ Where we go ♪
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♪ Who knows what
happens After here ♪
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♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪
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♪ As we jump into
The final frontier ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪♪
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Paul.
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Hey.
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What happened? How are you?
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I don't think the
red sweater is right.
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For school tomorrow.
It's my first day.
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I don't think jeans and
that sweater will cut it.
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Okay, here's how
happy I was a minute ago.
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Here's how happy I am now.
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You see the difference?
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It's okay.
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What? What is okay?
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If you don't want me to
back to school, I won't.
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I missed something here.
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You're right. I've
been to school.
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I'm like that guy who's
seen Miss Saigon 116 times?
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What, it's going to
have a different ending?
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What was I
thinking? You're right.
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What red sweater?
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You see?
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I don't want you to
go back to school?
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You've had me all to yourself.
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Maybe you don't want to
share me with the world.
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That's so not true.
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You do want to share
me with the world?
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What'd I tell you about
these trick questions?
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I'm serious.
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I don't understand.
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You mailed in your check,
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you mailed in the course cards,
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you're all signed
up, you're all paid for.
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It's what you want.
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Therefore, it's what I want.
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Then why'd you forget to
pick up my red sweater?
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You said you'd
stop at the cleaners.
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I must have forgot.
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Yes, but why?
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Why?
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Because I must have forgot.
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Because maybe you don't
really want me to do this.
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You know what?
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You don't need me
for this conversation.
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Oh, God.
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What?
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Who am I going
to eat lunch with?
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What?
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What if I'm standing
with my tray,
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and everybody has
somebody to sit with except me?
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Who am I going to eat with?
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Bob Howard.
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I beg your pardon?
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Bob Howard.
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Every school, every
camp has a Bob Howard.
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And they're everywhere,
and they're friendly.
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I don't want to go to school.
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You do want to go to school,
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you're going to school,
so cut out the shenanigans.
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I'm only going back
to school to meet men.
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I understand. Good night.
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Honey, you're slobbering.
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Sweetie, I don't want to.
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Good morning.
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Hi.
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What the...
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Time for you to get
up and go to school.
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No. My throat hurts,
and I'm too old.
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Look at the coffee pot, please.
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I've seen...
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You haven't seen one like this.
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Come on. Hurry! Hurry!
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What is it? I
really have to pee.
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Surprise!
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Oh, my God. This is so sweet.
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Who thought of this?
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I did. I did.
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Oh, stop it.
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To my wife's new adventure.
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Oh, thank you.
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And to get you started...
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Look, a pencil case.
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Oh, erasers, reinforcements...
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Ooh, I love those.
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Lisa... Don't ask.
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I used to put these
on my nipples.
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I warned you.
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Just give me the other thing.
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My red sweater.
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Okay, now?
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Okay.
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You have to pee? Go pee.
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A little fire there,
who puts it out?
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I put it right out.
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You really are on
the side of good.
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I forgot my sweater.
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Ooh, I got it.
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Can I have that?
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What for?
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It's my little secret.
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What's this?
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"Oops! Forget something?
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"These items were
found in your pocket.
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Your friend, Jabar."
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Who's Jabar?
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Jabar, the cleaning genie.
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It's where we go.
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Ow!
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My mother's birthday card.
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I forgot to mail it.
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Nice knowing you.
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Oh, God!
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What?
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Oh, God!
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"Department of
Continuing Education
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Tuition and Course selection."
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Oh!
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You didn't mail
her registration?
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She's supposed to
start school today.
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How could you do that?
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I didn't do it on purpose.
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My shrink would beg to differ.
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What do I do here?
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About what?
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Get out of here.
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Another surprise.
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Yeah. Go. Yes, really.
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Okay, all right,
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I can fix this. I can fix this.
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First, we'll tell her.
She'll understand.
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Second, don't tell her.
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Well?
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Well, just a sec!
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I can fix this.
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Shh! Just go get her dressed.
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Take your time.
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The surprise. You said
there was a surprise.
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I did... oh.
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Uh, go. Yeah.
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♪ For she's A
jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For she's A
jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For she's A jolly
good fellow ♪♪
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Wow. Could I have my sweater?
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Show us your outfit.
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Oh, man. How stupid am I?
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What's the limit? Just tell her.
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She already thinks I
don't want her to go.
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Why don't you want her to go?
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I do. You think I don't
want her to go too?
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No, but she knows
you better than I do.
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You're both so...
Hi. How are you?
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Hypothetical situation...
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I'm supposed to start
school this morning,
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but my husband
forgot to register.
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What can I... Oh, good.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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I bring a check down, I
can still get her registered.
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Here we come!
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We got to get to
school, so stall her.
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How do we stall her?
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Trip her.
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Tell her you've got a problem.
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I don't have any problems.
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I'm looking at you,
I see five problems.
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We'll handle it.
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Come on.
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Where's Paul?
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He and Ira had to go.
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Where?
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The poultry mart.
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The poultry mart?
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They're having a sale.
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I have to go. I'm
going to be late.
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Let me get you your elevator.
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What? The elevator's broken?
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You're kidding?
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We're going to have to walk
down 11 long flights of stairs?
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Well, when do you think
the elevator will be fixed?
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The elevator's broken?
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Yes! The elevator's broken,
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and it won't be
fixed for 10 minutes!
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I suppose I can wait.
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The elevator's bro...
The elevator's broken.
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Yeah, we heard.
I'm taking the stairs.
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They just waxed them.
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They're carpeted.
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That guy lied to me!
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Jamie, Jamie.
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What?
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I have a problem.
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We'll talk tonight.
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I might solve it by then.
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Fine. We'll talk about
it on the subway.
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Let me drive you.
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The subway's faster.
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Not if there's a derailment.
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Fine. Let's go.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Check if the elevator's fixed.
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Is it?
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No!
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Are you sure about that sweater?
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Why?
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You'd better go
look in the mirror.
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What? You guys haven't
fixed the elevator yet?
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Lisa. What's yours?
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Oh, hey, Tom. Yes,
I do like Thai food.
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Tonight? I think that's
a little short notice.
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I have attitude?
You have attitude!
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Is the elevator fixed?
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No.
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Yes.
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All right. Here we go.
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Piece of cake.
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Ooh. No cake.
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What have we got?
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"Non-pre-paid payment
for course submissions."
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We've got "Pre-paid.
Proceed to pickup."
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"Non-pre-paid course
card submissions.
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"Non-pre-paid paid schedules.
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Pre-paid pre-course
non-submitted
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schedules for all payment."
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If this was a cartoon,
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I'd pull your tongue
like a window shade.
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She didn't pay,
so she's non-paid.
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She didn't submit, so
she's non-submitted.
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So non-paid, non-submitted.
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Right.
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So where do we go?
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She didn't pay. She's non-paid.
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She didn't submit. No submitted.
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No submit, no pay.
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What are you, the pope?
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I'm going to take the
subway. Let me out.
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I'm not letting my best friend
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go to school on
public transportation.
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Why are we going
through the garment district
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at rush hour?
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Maybe we should take
our coats out for a walk.
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Get it?
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Maybe we could study together.
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I don't think that's wise.
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Trust me. It's a
marvelous thought.
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I don't date professors.
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No, no, no, no. I'm
not a professor. He is.
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I'm a professor, and
you're, what, a student?
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That's right.
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You got, like, three
hairs on your head.
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Next.
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The name is Jamie Buchman.
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There's your form.
Here's the course card.
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Here's the check,
and that's everything.
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Thank you.
272
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,290
We're all paid?
273
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,291
All paid.
274
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,292
Thank you.
275
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,994
Wait, Jamie.
276
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,495
Take your course cards.
277
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,997
Don't you keep these?
278
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,132
These are pre-paid course cards.
279
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,634
You didn't pre-pay.
280
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,636
You have to trade these
281
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,005
for the non-pre-paid
now paid cards,
282
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,406
and return to paid course
cards submission for scheduling.
283
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:34,611
Do me a favor. Talk
to me like I'm four.
284
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,112
Go over there.
285
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,446
Thank you.
286
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,781
Next.
287
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,984
♪ Anything you can
do I can do better ♪
288
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,852
♪ I can do anything
Better than you ♪
289
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,654
♪ No, you can't ♪
♪ Yes, I can ♪
290
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,255
♪ No, you can't ♪
♪ Yes, I can ♪
291
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,924
♪ No, you can't ♪
♪ Yes, I can ♪♪
292
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,425
Guys, guys, guys!
293
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,294
This is ridiculous. We
were closer 20 minutes ago.
294
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,731
I think the East
Side is more scenic.
295
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,233
You want to see
Woody Allen's house?
296
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,902
I heard he takes
out his own garbage.
297
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,370
Listen, guys... mm.
298
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,471
What?
299
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,041
Nothing. I just... Ooh.
300
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,175
What?
301
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,977
Is it hot in here?
302
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,045
No.
303
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,147
Roll down your window. You too.
304
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,214
You going to barf?
305
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,549
I hope not.
306
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,051
Maybe I should pull over.
307
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,318
These aren't my shoes.
308
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,021
I just need some air.
309
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,045
Let her out!
310
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,328
Where's she going?
311
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,897
She's headed for the subway.
312
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,361
She's making a break for it!
313
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,616
Next.
314
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,984
Yes. Thank you. Okay.
315
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,251
The name is Buchman,
Jamie Buchman.
316
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,888
I've got to trade
in my course cards.
317
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:52,955
Did you pre-pay?
318
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:53,956
Yes. No.
319
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,457
You just paid.
320
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,159
That's not pre-paid.
321
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,661
What does "pre" mean?
322
00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,662
Pre... Before.
323
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,030
Did you pay before?
324
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,097
No. I paid over there.
325
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,098
When? Before.
326
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,234
I rest my case.
327
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,602
Let me start again.
328
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,804
The name is Jamie
Buchman. I need four cards...
329
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,774
One for Ethics, Psychology,
330
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,376
Logic, and Intermediate French.
331
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,812
Well, that'll prepare
you for the world.
332
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,849
Is that it now? Am I all set?
333
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,450
Were these signed
by the department yet?
334
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,451
Were they?
335
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,719
No.
336
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,088
I need these signed
by each department?
337
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,089
Yes.
338
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,490
Is there an easier way?
339
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,992
Yes. Pre-pay.
340
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,661
Pre-pay, she says.
341
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,163
Come on.
342
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,165
So, where do we go?
343
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,166
Hey.
344
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,233
Where's Jamie?
345
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,169
I don't know. She got away.
346
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,172
We've got to get these
signed by each department
347
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,674
before she gets here.
348
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,176
Let me see if there's a map.
349
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,900
We'll meet you outside.
350
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,756
Hey.
351
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,257
You using your hat?
352
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,559
What's up?
353
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,260
Hi. You using the hat?
354
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,629
You into them?
355
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,966
Who? I'm very into them.
356
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,602
Yo, did you catch their
last show at the Dungeon?
357
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,103
Wasn't it sold out?
358
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,738
I couldn't. I didn't, no.
359
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,106
Sorry, man.
360
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,174
Let me buy the hat.
361
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,843
I can't. It's my roommate's.
362
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:21,844
Here's $20.
363
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,579
Cool.
364
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,469
Thanks.
365
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,556
Bonjour.
366
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:38,293
Hi. Is this where I get my
card signed for French?
367
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,328
Oui.
368
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,097
Comment vous appelez-vous?
369
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,598
Uh, Jamie Buchman.
370
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,867
Bonjour, Jamie.
371
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:48,403
I'm not actually
Ja... Oh, yeah, yes.
372
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,571
Bonjour.
373
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,606
Quelle classe?
374
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,607
Hmm?
375
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,875
La classe?
376
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,543
La classe...
Intermediate French.
377
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,114
En français. En français.
378
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,649
Oh.
379
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:04,419
Um... La classe français...
380
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,622
Uh... that right there.
381
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,391
Quel est votre niveau scolaire?
382
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,526
I don't understand.
383
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,194
En français.
384
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,228
Oh, great.
385
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,730
Je no... pardonnez...
386
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:18,034
Je no... comprendo.
387
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,037
Quel est votre niveau scolaire?
388
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,038
Scolaire?
389
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,706
Scolaire. Scolaire.
390
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,440
Scolaire.
391
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,177
I am a little scholar? Yes.
392
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,645
I am a little scholar.
393
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,980
I try.
394
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,448
I am asking what
is your education!
395
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,485
I took a little French
in high school
396
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,987
but switched to Spanish.
397
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,422
En français!
398
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:44,426
Yeah. I need to get this
signed for the Logic seminar.
399
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,428
Oh, I'm sorry. Logic's closed.
400
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,764
Well, open it.
401
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,133
I'm afraid I can't do that.
402
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,935
Why not?
403
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,938
The class is limited
to 20 students.
404
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,840
20 students have
already signed up.
405
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,208
So, it's full.
406
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,510
But I love logic!
407
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,012
This is really very simple.
408
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,915
You see, there's 20 chairs,
409
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,549
and there's 20 students.
410
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,552
So, how many people
can fit in the class?
411
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:14,824
How should I know?
You're the teacher. Duh.
412
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,558
Let's try this again.
413
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,128
Why are you interested
in studying psychology?
414
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,529
I'm not Jamie.
415
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,631
I'm just doing
this for a friend.
416
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,433
The requirement is,
417
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,634
each student
present him or herself
418
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,936
for course submission.
419
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,937
I am.
420
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,172
You said it was for a friend.
421
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,207
No, I didn't.
422
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,507
You clearly said...
423
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:36,178
Well, I'm my friend.
I'm my best friend.
424
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,080
You said your name wasn't Jamie.
425
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,383
Well, sometimes it is,
and sometimes it's not.
426
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,584
Do you mean that literally?
427
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,253
What do you mean?
428
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,590
Are you saying you see yourself
as two separate individuals?
429
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,059
Yeah. Sign the card.
430
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,562
Does this other individual
have another name?
431
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,264
Okay. Fran.
432
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,499
May I speak to Fran?
433
00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,702
For God's sake, fine. Hi!
434
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,506
Hello, Fran.
435
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,608
I'm sorry. The class is filled.
436
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,111
I understand, but
after your first lecture,
437
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,913
some kids will drop out.
438
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,848
It's no reflection. It happens.
439
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,349
Try again next semester.
440
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,920
Whoa, whoa, boss.
What's it worth to you?
441
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,221
Excuse me?
442
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,623
I know how much
you professors pull in.
443
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,125
Name your price.
444
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,127
It's got to come in handy.
445
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,763
What do you teach?
446
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,765
Ethics.
447
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,523
Oh.
448
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,811
Would you just sign le card?
449
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,478
La carte.
450
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,680
Le carte.
451
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,981
La carte.
452
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,183
Le card.
453
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,250
La...
454
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,251
Le...
455
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,519
Le...
456
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,520
La...
457
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,654
La carte.
458
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,655
Le card.
459
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,690
La carte.
460
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,092
Just sign it. I'm begging ya.
461
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,160
Begging you.
462
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,761
I'm begging ya.
463
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:00,762
Begging you.
464
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:01,997
Beg ya.
465
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,799
Begging you... ya.
466
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,467
Ya. Begging ya.
467
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,836
Begging ya.
468
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,337
Trés bien.
469
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,328
Was that so hard?
470
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,446
Oh, hey. I got it all signed.
471
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,613
Uh-huh.
472
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,116
I take it in and I'm all set?
473
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,118
You have your I.D., right?
474
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,020
What did you say?
475
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,123
Once I take your picture,
bring this receipt back.
476
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:31,126
Then you can pick
up your permanent I.D.
477
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,128
Can we skip the picture?
478
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,629
No picture... no I.D.
479
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,131
No I.D... you're incomplete.
480
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,299
Name.
481
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,800
Buchman. Jamie Buchman.
482
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,135
Okay, Jamie.
483
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,692
Big smile.
484
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,308
Each of these tic-tacs
represents one student.
485
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,577
Right.
486
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:52,581
And there's 20
tic-tacs in the class.
487
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,916
Right.
488
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,774
And here is the end of the desk.
489
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:01,523
Beyond that, just empty space.
490
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,927
Right.
491
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,919
So, where would
another tic-tac go?
492
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,961
There.
493
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,277
I was right?
494
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,613
Yes.
495
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,981
Jamie Buchman.
496
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,250
Weren't you just here?
497
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,207
I don't think so.
498
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,122
Thank you.
499
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,689
Jamie?
500
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,359
Would you like me to
sign one for Fran too?
501
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,627
Let me ask her.
502
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,651
No!
503
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,798
Jamie Buchman.
504
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,721
I think I know my own name.
505
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,360
Thank you.
506
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,197
What? What?
507
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,579
Come on, come on. Gimme, gimme.
508
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,048
Good luck.
509
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,583
She's still here.
We've got a shot.
510
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,408
Come on. Over here.
511
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,146
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
512
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,561
You know what?
513
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,596
We're not going to make it.
514
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,098
Excuse me. Cards, please.
515
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,100
You're in the wrong line.
516
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,601
You belong over there.
517
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,103
Thank you very much.
518
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,271
Cards, please.
519
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,772
You're missing a signature.
520
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,275
You're over here. There you go.
521
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,111
You, over here. Come on.
522
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,279
You're in.
523
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,780
You are so low.
524
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,382
It's a good thing.
525
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,117
Hi. Here we go.
526
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,185
Jamie Buchman.
527
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,386
Jamie Buchman.
528
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,021
J-A-M-I-E.
529
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,222
B-U-C-H-M-A-N.
530
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,891
Want me to help you type that?
531
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,526
I already registered by mail.
532
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,029
Here we go. Here we go.
533
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:51,967
I sent it in weeks ago.
534
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,069
That's it? I'm all in?
535
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,737
Thanks. That was easy.
536
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,245
You want a lift?
537
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,647
No. I've got a meeting nearby.
538
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,150
Thank you, guys.
I won't forget this.
539
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,651
I won't let you.
540
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,921
I can't believe I
have class tomorrow.
541
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,878
Fish sticks and Sprite.
542
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,177
Okay, let me explain.
543
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,812
That is so sweet.
544
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:38,880
What?
545
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,682
I can't believe you did this.
546
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,217
What did I do?
547
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:46,055
You remembered what I said
about having nobody to sit with.
548
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,990
You are the sweetest
man in the whole world.
549
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,192
Yeah, well...
550
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,928
How many husbands
would do what you did?
551
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,819
Oh, well, hardly any.
552
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,743
How was your
first day of school?
553
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,878
Great.
554
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,280
You're all set up?
555
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,982
Yeah. Want to see my I.D.?
556
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,717
Wow. You look beautiful.
557
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,119
Really?
558
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,788
I thought I looked
a little bit like you.
559
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,157
You know what they say.
560
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,549
Married people will start
to look like each other...
561
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,365
Or sometimes their
husband's cousins,
562
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:31,366
or their sisters.
563
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,502
They look like their sisters.
564
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,891
Or Fran.
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