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I thought you were
going to buy cornflakes.
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No. They were all out.
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They had no cornflakes?
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No, I'm lying.
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Do we have bananas
or did you finish them?
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Yes.
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Yes, what?
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Yes, you finished them, or
yes, we have no bananas?
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪
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♪ And I'll tell you
Most of mine ♪
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♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪
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♪ Well That's
really true this time ♪
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♪ I don't have the answers
I don't have a plan ♪
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♪ All I have is you ♪
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♪ So, darling Help
me understand ♪
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♪ What we do ♪
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♪ You can whisper in my ear ♪
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♪ Where we go ♪
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♪ Who knows what
happens After here ♪
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♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪
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♪ As we jump into
The final frontier ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪♪
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A Day at the Zoo.
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I make a brilliant documentary
on animal behavior,
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and they want to call
it A Day at the Zoo.
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What's wrong with that?
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What's wrong?
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It's just... It's so... peppy.
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Plus, they've had
the film for a week.
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So?
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They won't like it.
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They'll love it.
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Nobody likes a
documentary on Saturdays...
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Traditionally.
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Okay, there you go.
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Can I get you anything else?
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No, thanks.
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I'm just going to go
get your check then.
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It's here.
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Great. Okay. Right.
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Did I mention what
they want to call it?
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Day at the Zoo? Really?
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I have no business working
for the family network.
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Why would you say take this job?
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I said nothing.
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You should've.
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They're so stodgy.
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They said I could only shoot
monkeys from the neck up.
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No, they didn't. I swear.
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Look at this.
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These guys will
pick up everything...
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Clothes, records,
pots, and pans, and...
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Wow, they'll box it for you.
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Isn't that unbelievable of them?
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A Day at the Zoo.
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What time's your meeting?
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5:00. Oh!
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Oh, what?
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You can help me
clean out the closets.
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What?
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I was trying to
think of anything
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I'd enjoy less than that,
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and there isn't.
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Picture this.
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We pull everything
out of the closet.
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It's all messy and dirty
and sloppy and bad.
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We throw stuff away,
put everything back,
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and it's all nice and clean
and orderly and good.
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You know you want to.
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Do you know what
you have is a sickness?
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I can do this alone,
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but I'll throw away your
Allan Sherman records,
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and you'll get upset.
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Well, don't do that.
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I can't promise you.
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They're autographed.
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Let's go upstairs.
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And clean a closet?
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Okay.
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This isn't right. Excuse me.
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Excuse me, you
charged us for pancakes,
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but, remember, we
didn't order pancakes,
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You brought us pancakes.
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Yeah. They're very popular.
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Right, but I had
eggs and a bagel,
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and he had French toast.
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And we split the oatmeal,
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which you didn't charge us for.
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Leave off the oatmeal
and put on the pancakes.
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Let's just pay her.
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Yeah.
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Are you throwing this out?
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Definitely.
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Can I have it? Sure.
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Fish!
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Boy, I'll tell you something.
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There never would've
been a Robocop 2 or 3,
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if they called the
first A Day at the Zoo.
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Can I have this?
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Sure.
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I'm convinced someone sneaks in
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and puts stuff in our closet.
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What are you doing
with my new coat?
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Paul said I could have it.
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What? Like I was
paying attention?
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Are you going to help?
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You wanted to get organized,
so I'll watch these tapes,
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then I'd return them
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and clear off
that shelf for you.
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I didn't even believe
what I just said.
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Hey, hey!
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What are you
throwing away there?
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What?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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What is it?
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This, my friend,
is a piece of wood.
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So?
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I could build something.
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Do you want a
summer home or not?
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Hey, have you seen our dog?
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He's over there someplace.
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I'm starving.
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Want to order from someplace?
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We're not really hungry.
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Well, maybe your guest is.
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So, why don't you
go down to Riff's
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and get something to eat?
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Oh, sure, send me.
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Listen...
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Look at all these shoes.
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This is what I've been saying.
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We didn't even buy those.
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Okay, I have the saved
pile, the storage pile,
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the Goodwill pile,
and the paisley pile...
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Which I don't even
want to discuss.
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Hey, what are you...
Throwing out my Bullworker?
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You never even
took it out of the box.
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Because, sadly,
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I'm not strong enough
to open the box.
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We said only necessary items.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Like... Necessary
like your pompoms?
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I need those.
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For what?
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To cheer you on while
you do your Bullworker.
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Now you're talking.
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It's isometric, isotonic,
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and, plus... Look,
it's got a power meter.
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What is this?
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That is a clarinet.
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Is this the tape?
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Yes.
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This is the tape?
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Yes, that is the tape.
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I thought you were
going to throw this out.
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I did. I threw it in the closet.
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You told me you burned this.
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Ow!
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Well, obviously, I didn't.
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Somebody could've seen this.
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Hey, I'm on there too.
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My God!
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I'll give you $1,000
to stop hitting me.
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I'm getting rid of this.
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No, wait! Come here!
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What is the big deal?
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We did it one
time, and it was fun.
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Plus we were young.
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We were young. We were foolish.
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Let me have it.
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Why? Why?
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We said that no
one would ever see it.
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But we can see it.
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We can't. Why not?
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Get rid of it.
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Why can't we watch it?
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Because it's wrong.
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My hair was in between lengths.
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Give me the tape.
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What do you guys want to eat?
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What's that?
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It's a tape.
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We're going to watch it?
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No! No, no, no.
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Why? What's on it?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Fine. I know what's on it.
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What?
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I know.
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I do. Really. I just
don't care to discuss it.
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It's me, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Hey, Ursula.
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Hey.
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Wow, Gary, it came out great.
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I'm Lisa.
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Lisa. Good choice. I like Lisa.
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So, um... How do you feel?
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I need to get some stuff to go.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Hey, everyone, look
who's back. It's Gary.
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Did you throw it out?
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Yes.
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The incinerator?
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You bet.
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Do you think we should've?
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It doesn't really matter
because it's too late.
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Maybe we should've
watched it first.
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You didn't want to.
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I know. So?
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You say throw
something out, I do,
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but you wish you still had it.
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I do.
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Yeah, here.
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You didn't throw it out!
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No, I didn't throw it out.
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Let's watch it.
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No, no!
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We'll watch it one time.
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One time. Then
we're throwing it out.
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Right the hell
out, we'll throw it.
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What are you doing?
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Someone could see.
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Oh, you. You're absolutely nuts.
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Hey!
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What?
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I found Murray.
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Murray, go on. Get
in the other room.
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He's comfortable there.
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He shouldn't see this.
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Oh, would you please?
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Murray, go on. Go get
the mouse. Get the mouse!
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There's no mouse.
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Shh.
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Very nice.
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All right. Here we go.
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Now... are you ready?
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Ready.
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You've never watched
this... honestly?
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Okay, honestly?
I... I... I almost did.
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When?
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Last weekend, when you were
at your grandmother's thing,
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and then I thought
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just watching it by
myself was too wrong.
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I'm glad you waited.
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All right.
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What day at the zoo
would be complete
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without a visit to
the possum family?
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I don't remember this part.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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What?
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When you were away,
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remember I was trying
to finish the zoo film
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because I was really iffy about
that section with the possums...
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The possum in, possum
out, possum in, possum out...
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And I was cranky and exhausted
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and missing you,
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so I got our tape,
and I said, "No,"
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so I took out our
tape and took a nap,
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and that's when the
messenger guy came
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to pick up the zoo film,
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and he was tall.
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He's waiting, and he was surly,
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so I shoved into a
box and gave it to him,
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and now I realize I've
got the box to our tape,
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00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,694
but the tape to
A Day at the Zoo.
274
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,885
The family network has
a box to A Day at the Zoo!
275
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:28,071
How could you do this?
276
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,961
God!
277
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,243
Hit me again.
278
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,400
Oh, my God!
279
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,693
I'm back!
280
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,129
Jamie?
281
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:57,000
Paul?
282
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,923
Oh, this is real mature.
283
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,045
Where are they?
284
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,370
Fine. I know where they are.
285
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,055
Mr. Lark!
286
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,823
Mr. Buchman. Hi, how are you?
287
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,491
How are you?
288
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,559
Okay.
289
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,895
I see you got my tape there.
290
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,564
Oh, yes.
291
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,099
Have you watched that yet?
292
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:34,370
Oh, yes, I watched it.
293
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,673
Have you met my wife?
294
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,807
Hello.
295
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,308
Nice to meet you.
296
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,810
So you watched the tape?
297
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,112
Mr. Buchman, there
seems to be some mistake.
298
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,881
I can explain it.
299
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,182
I thought you could.
300
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,183
And I'm going to.
301
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,350
And I'll be listening.
302
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,054
He never does
this type of thing.
303
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,155
And neither does she.
304
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,158
In college,
305
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,759
when a bunch of us
went to Nantucket,
306
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,294
I made lunch
307
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,528
while everyone else
went skinny-dipping.
308
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,529
Honey...
309
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,820
What? I'm making a point.
310
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,466
It's just that we were young.
311
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,467
And foolish.
312
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,936
Sometimes things happen
313
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,672
between a man and a
woman during the night...
314
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,373
I'm sure even yourself...
315
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,777
Between you and your
wife in a very loving way.
316
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,345
But it's not something
that's abnormal.
317
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,548
It's very normal.
318
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,852
It's just not normally
done on tape.
319
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,021
Unless there's some
cheesy guitar music,
320
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,155
which we would never consider.
321
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,857
We don't even have a guitar.
322
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,058
Which doesn't
really explain why...
323
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,094
No, it doesn't.
324
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,461
It's just... It's just...
325
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,562
The messenger was so tall.
326
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,464
In other words,
you're telling me...
327
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,866
Could I have that tape?
328
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,867
With pleasure.
329
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,501
Thank you.
330
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,871
Mr. and Mrs. Buchman,
it's been enlightening.
331
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,005
Thank you.
332
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,006
Robocop 2?
333
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,007
What?
334
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,643
Robocop 2?
335
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,445
Oh, God.
336
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,013
What?
337
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,014
When you were away,
338
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,515
I rented, like, eight movies,
339
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:54,516
like Robocop 2,
340
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,785
and seven others you'd hate.
341
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,153
It's at the video store?
342
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,822
But the next day, I
hadn't watched any,
343
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,523
so I returned them,
344
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,025
otherwise it would cost $1,200.
345
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,560
It's at the video store?
346
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,496
So I went right
down to the video...
347
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,454
It's at the video store!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
348
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,677
Road House, Road to Hong Kong,
349
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:22,845
Road to Rio...
350
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,647
Robocop, Robocop, Robocop.
There's no Robocop 2.
351
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,182
Somebody rented it.
352
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,784
Ooh! You found it?
353
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,152
Robin and the Seven Hoods.
354
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,053
I didn't know you
could get that.
355
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,722
Go find out who
rented Robocop 2.
356
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,757
Yes.
357
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,625
Don't tell him
what's on the tape.
358
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,294
Don't tell him it's you and me?
359
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,797
Just go.
360
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,799
Dutch, how you doing... good?
361
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,866
Everything's relative.
362
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,802
Listen...
363
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,470
You were right about The
Pope of Greenwich Village.
364
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,472
Don't you love Eric Roberts?
365
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:54,243
"Pauly, they cut off my thumb.
366
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,577
They cut off my thumb..."
367
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,814
Hey!
368
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,315
What are you doing?
369
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,316
Nothing.
370
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,318
I've asked you not do that.
371
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,820
All right, all right.
372
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,823
Go over to Hanratty's
and get me some eggs.
373
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,991
Any kind of eggs? I
mean, cooked eggs...
374
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:09,992
Eggs!
375
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,929
Eggs.
376
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,232
I'll get that.
377
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,701
What can I do for you?
378
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,004
We're looking for Robocop 2.
379
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,005
It's out.
380
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,273
Who rented it?
381
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,274
Why?
382
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,909
Because I need to see it.
383
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,312
Why?
384
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,047
Because she saw the first one,
385
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,049
then she saw the third one,
386
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,852
so until she sees the
second one, she's hanging.
387
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:36,853
Sorry.
388
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,387
What are you doing?
389
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,922
Nothing.
390
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,558
I'll have to ask
you not to do that.
391
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,461
Let me talk to the
man for a second.
392
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,496
Step into my office.
393
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,832
What is it worth to you?
394
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,334
You're offering me money?
395
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,335
Yes.
396
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,536
$237.
397
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,239
237?
398
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,140
I need snow tires.
399
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,209
That's how much
snow tires are... $237?
400
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,210
Good ones.
401
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,511
Honey, I think we're okay.
402
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,512
Really?
403
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,513
Mm-hmm.
404
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,483
Okay. Never mind. Thanks.
405
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,885
Well, wait. Where are you going?
406
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,019
Robin and the Seven Hoods.
407
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,342
Let's go!
408
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,765
6-E...
409
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,534
6-G...
410
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,036
6-J...
411
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,940
Roy Osterback.
412
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,042
What if he recognizes us?
413
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,244
He's not going to recognize us.
414
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,546
When I was in the seventh grade,
415
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,881
my friend Joel's father
416
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,849
had some cards
with dirty pictures.
417
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,684
Years later, I saw a lady
418
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,487
who I could've sworn
was the seven of clubs.
419
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,989
So I'm just saying...
420
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,357
Just knock.
421
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,491
Let me say this...
422
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,494
If he has watched the
tape, and he critiques us,
423
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,464
I won't be able to live.
424
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:59,235
Okay.
425
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,738
Hey!
426
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,739
Hi.
427
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,507
Come in. I'm making lunch.
428
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,875
We're very sorry to interrupt.
429
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,378
No, don't be silly. Come on.
430
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,014
You're letting the heat out.
431
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:15,384
Um... I'm sorry. Do
you recognize us?
432
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,807
Should I?
433
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,690
I don't know. Should you?
434
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,859
I give up. You want a drink?
435
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,395
No, listen, we're
here to exchange this.
436
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,197
Here's Robocop 2.
437
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,665
I've got it rented.
438
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,833
Have you watched that?
439
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,668
You guys want something to eat?
440
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,536
No, no, no! Here.
441
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,872
Just pop these
babies in the oven.
442
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,374
We're not hungry.
443
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,875
There's turkey, veal,
and Salisbury steak.
444
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,543
Salisbury steak?
445
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,981
You're just in time if
you want to watch it.
446
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,449
No!
447
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,649
What?
448
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,651
It would make us happy
449
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,654
if you'd let us exchange
our tape for your tape,
450
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,822
then we'll leave.
451
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,126
No.
452
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,127
No?
453
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,628
I like this one.
454
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,497
He likes this one.
455
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,931
Bill, why don't you
456
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,134
get the tape out of the machine.
457
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,003
Bill, get the tape.
458
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,004
Bill!
459
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,506
Hmm?
460
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,008
I-I-I'm Bill.
461
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,142
Mm-hmm.
462
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,276
What's going on here?
463
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,845
That tape's been recalled.
464
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,846
Recalled?
465
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,015
That's correct.
466
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,017
Are you from the video store?
467
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,552
Hey, you guys want
a Charlotte Russe?
468
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,854
Mr. Osterback...
469
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,557
We're from the Federal
Communications Commission,
470
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,560
and we don't enjoy
being paged on a Saturday
471
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,529
to do a video recall.
472
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,765
What is this? Some kind
of government secret?
473
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,267
Just give us our tape,
474
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,069
and then enjoy your lunch.
475
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,971
Oh, don't worry. I'm
good with secrets.
476
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,342
Um, Mr. Osterback...
477
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,478
watching this tape
could affect your health.
478
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,547
How?
479
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,150
Tell him, Bill.
480
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,151
Bill!
481
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,485
I should tell him?
482
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,986
You should. I can't.
483
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,056
You have clearance. I do?
484
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,324
There's nothing
wrong with this tape.
485
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,493
That's where you're
wrong, Mr. Osterback.
486
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,796
The magnetic stripping
is entirely defective.
487
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,731
There's no magnetic stripping.
488
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,832
How do you know?
489
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,568
Because I work in a video lab!
490
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,569
You do?
491
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,736
Yeah!
492
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,906
But you don't work with
chloride-based tapes.
493
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,575
Chloride-based tapes?
494
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,009
That's right.
495
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,811
I never heard of that.
496
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,702
They've just come out with it.
497
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,518
The truth is what
the chloride does is
498
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,675
it will "vinvectify"
the entire tape.
499
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,391
Oh, my God.
500
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,726
Not always, but
most of the time.
501
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,963
Oh, wow.
502
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,854
Careful now! "Vinvectification."
503
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,471
Thank you.
504
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,472
Mm-hmm.
505
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,474
Thank you. Let's go, Bill.
506
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,775
Are you sure you
don't want a drink?
507
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,244
We've got to go.
508
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,679
I'll be up later, if you
want to come back.
509
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,182
If they call, have them
patch it through to central.
510
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,985
Got it.
511
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,487
That wasn't necessary.
512
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,377
I know.
513
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,031
Oh, good, Jamie, just lie there.
514
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,800
Would you stop being
so hard on yourself?
515
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,269
Why am I so passive?
516
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,004
You're not.
517
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,005
Meanwhile, you
ate all the chicken.
518
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,507
There's plenty of chicken.
519
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,131
Where? At the bottom.
520
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,341
Wow.
521
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,527
How did we do that?
522
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,529
We were young.
523
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,031
Why don't we do that anymore?
524
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,634
That's why.
525
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,037
That is what
happened to that lamp.
526
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,772
I didn't break that lamp.
527
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,773
You did.
528
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,741
Excuse me. Pause.
Whose leg is that?
529
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:04,046
Don't pause there.
We look ridiculous.
530
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,349
I must say, I'm very
proud of this performance.
531
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,485
Oh, we're almost near the end.
532
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,029
You're getting that
look on your face.
533
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,290
What look?
534
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,260
You know, that
really intense look.
535
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,761
What really intense look?
536
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,885
That look you get.
537
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,707
I don't make that face.
538
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,141
Run it back.
539
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,142
No.
540
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,578
Because you know I'm right.
541
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,579
You're not.
542
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,581
Fine. Give me the remote.
543
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,082
You're "vinvectifying"
the chicken here.
544
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,584
Give me the remote.
545
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,519
Where are you going?
546
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,020
Show me.
547
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,522
Show me the face.
548
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,023
Do you think I'm afraid of you?
549
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,447
I want to see that face.
550
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,623
Paul! Paul! He's our man!
551
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,892
If he can't do it, no one can!
552
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,385
P-a-u-l, Paul Buchman!
553
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I can't open this box.
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Paul! Paul! He's our man!
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If he can't do it, no one can!
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P-a-u-l, Paul Buchman!
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It won't open!
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Paul! Paul! He's our man!
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