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Yum. Extra chunky.
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Don't tell me I don't love you.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm. Oh, it's so good.
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I'm going. Will you
be back by 6:00?
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Because you got
the thing tonight.
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I'll see you later.
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
as much as you ♪
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♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪
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♪ As we jump into
The final frontier ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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If we don't go now,
we may as well not go.
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Factory outlets on
a Saturday... murder.
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We take the tunnel to 46th,
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46th west, service
road to Secaucus.
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That's how we beat the crowds.
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Relax. We're going to be fine.
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Want to hear the letter again?
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Pauley, we heard it.
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"Dear Paul."
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Please don't do this now.
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"saw your recent film..."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Enlightened.
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A sensitive eye."
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These outlet stores have lunch?
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How can you think about
food when there's 60% off?
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"Artistic soul."
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We'll eat afterwards.
Let's just go.
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"A lifter of human spirit."
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If the good stuff is
gone, I'm blaming you.
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"With love, Yoko Ono."
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See. It says "Yoko,"
then it says "Ono,"
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So it's Yoko Ono.
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It starts "Dear Paul"
and then "love, Yoko."
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It's very cool, Pauly.
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Are we going?
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Let's go.
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Are you ready?
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I've been ready.
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Are you ready?
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I'm waiting for you.
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Let me read from
this part. "Dear Paul..."
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It's not stealing.
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It's not not stealing.
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Yes, it is.
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How many shirts did you pay for?
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Two.
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How many shirts are in that bag?
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They gave me an extra shirt.
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You're still on this thing?
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I'm teaching her a
sense of right and wrong.
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So you done with the
Happy Delight shrimp?
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We found out in the tunnel.
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Did you want to drive back?
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I would have felt better.
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If nobody's eating the
Wonderful Taste chicken...
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What is this stuff?
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Bean curd of Majesty and Wonder.
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Next time we go back,
we'll return the shirt.
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Would you feel better?
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Ordinarily, I wouldn't mind.
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It's just that Yoko Ono...
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Pauly.
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She feels I'm a
lifter of human spirits.
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It doesn't look good for me
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if my wife is a
lifter of shirts.
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Keep the beige one.
Give back the taupe.
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What is taupe?
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Taupe, it's like beige.
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The two I bought are beige.
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I thought the first one was tan.
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It looked tan, but it was beige.
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That sweater I bought was beige?
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That was off-white.
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More like a camel.
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That guy never said camel.
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Of course not. Camel's
not a selling point.
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Does that sweater
make me look lumpy?
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No.
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I'm getting a headache.
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It's the MSG.
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There's no MSG.
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This whole thing
with MSG is a myth.
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My ma put Accent on everything.
There was never an incident.
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I'm so full, I could puke.
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Thank you.
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No!
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Here you go, Frannie.
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You never hand
someone their fortune.
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I thought it was electric
wires you don't hand people.
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You're supposed to take
the one folded toward you
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and pass it to the right.
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No! You can't put it
down after you touched it.
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Tell me there's no
MSG in her food.
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"Sunny smiles make
for pleasant days."
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Bend over.
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"You are loved by many."
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"Bad luck follows the guilty."
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Hey.
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I'm not guilty. Who
says I'm guilty?
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Look at this. This is mine.
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"Your wife is guilty,
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and you're right all the time."
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What's going on?
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I had to use your phone.
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See? Bad luck's already here.
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Harriet...
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What is wrong with your phone?
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After 120 days,
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they shut it off. Like I'm
not going to pay them?
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Did anybody call for us?
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Harriet, that's why you
should break up with her.
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Honey, who called?
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Your mother, my
mother, your mother again.
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What is this?
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Yo-yo called.
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Yo-yo?
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Do you mean Yoko?
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Whatever. She's your friend.
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You didn't get a number?
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I was on the other line.
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Get off the phone, please.
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Excuse me?
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Lisa, you're being bad.
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I'll call you back. What?
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Do you know who that was?
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Harriet. Doy!
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No, no, before.
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That was Yoko Ono who called.
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It didn't sound
like her. Hey, Lis...
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Why would she be calling you?
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Now I'll never find out
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because you didn't
get her number.
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Call information.
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How many Y. Onos can there be?
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She'll call back.
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How do you know?
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She's Yoko.
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What does that mean?
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She just will.
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I can't believe you
didn't get her number.
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Can I call Harriet,
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or are you still yelling at me?
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Please go elsewhere.
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It's too late to call
her now, anyway.
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You know what time
Yoko Ono goes to bed?
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Yes, I do. I read an
article in Vanity Fair.
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"Sleeping Habits of the Stars."
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Tony Randall takes naps.
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Are you done?
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Yes.
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Ira, it's me. Did you call here
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and pretend you were Yoko?
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Swear to me.
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Swear? If you're lying,
I'll punch you in the lungs.
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I don't know why she would call.
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Huh? Hold on a second.
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Tell him he doesn't
look lumpy in his sweater.
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You don't. I already said.
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Stop with the lumpy sweater.
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I'm going. Yoko may call back.
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I don't know why
she would call back.
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I'll tell her you liked
the poetry. Goodbye.
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It wasn't Ira.
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Excuse me very much.
Yoko Ono called our home.
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I understand.
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What? What do you understand?
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She called.
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You know, you... you... you...
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I can't believe...
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Before me, you didn't
even like The Beatles.
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I liked them.
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Oh, well, not enough.
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I don't have to love
everything you love.
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Well, it wouldn't
kill you if you did.
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Which one do you like better?
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Which one is stolen?
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I didn't steal it.
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It was given to me.
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Yeah, well, still,
it's ill-gotten gains.
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Oh, ill-gotten gains?
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Yes, ma'am. Gains
that were illy gotten.
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You eat grapes.
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I don't know what you're saying.
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In the supermarket.
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Grapes in the supermarket?
That's not stealing.
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Besides, they factor that in.
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They probably
factor in the shirt.
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They know once in a while
somebody makes a mistake.
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They're set up for that.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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Wait. A grape isn't
stealing, but a shirt is?
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That's exactly right.
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So what is the issue, size?
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Size, value.
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Wait. It's smaller than a
shirt, but bigger than a grape.
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What is?
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What you're allowed to steal.
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You're not allowed
to steal anything.
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Well, I didn't steal anything,
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and I'm not driving
back to New Jersey.
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Close the window. It's freezing.
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You should return it
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because bad luck
follows the guilty.
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I know. Stop
quoting our dessert.
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Yeah, well... hey, hey!
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What happened?
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That was meant for you.
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Is this the stupidest
thing I ever bought?
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Yes.
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Well, stop me.
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Stop.
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I can't.
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I have to punish myself
for being so stupid.
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Ow!
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What happened?
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That almost hit my foot.
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Do you know what?
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I think I'm getting your luck.
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What luck?
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The bad luck that
follows the guilty.
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That luck.
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One day I'd like
to try hitting you.
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All right, fine. I
won't say anything.
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Okay, all right, come here.
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If that shirt is not a jinx,
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how come all of a sudden
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I'm out of cereal?
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Where?
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Right here.
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Right here. No cereal.
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By the way, you
notice it's my cereal.
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No problem with your cereal.
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So somehow you
and I got all crossed
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in the cosmos.
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They got us confused.
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Who?
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Whoever they are. The
people in charge there.
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Damn. They got to make a thing
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for getting the
shell out of the egg.
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Damn. Like an
eggshell magnet thing.
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Now what?
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What have you got, a
fur ball or something?
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I got a little pit.
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Heimlich me. Heimlich me.
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If you can say "Heimlich,"
you don't actually need it.
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Humor me, would you?
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It's, like, stuck...
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Okay, okay.
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This is not so funny anymore.
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What?
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You know that taupe shirt?
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It's trying to kill me.
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Come on.
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Since when are there
pits in concentrate?
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Are you kidding?
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I was before. Now
I'm not so sure.
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Where are you going?
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To turn your life around.
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What are you doing?
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I'm getting rid
of the taupe shirt.
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Thank you.
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Are you happy?
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I think we'll live longer now.
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Hello. Yes, he's right here.
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Hold on one second.
271
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,769
It's Yoko.
272
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,892
Ono?
273
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,208
I'm pretty sure.
274
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,011
The second you
throw the shirt...
275
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,513
It's Yoko Ono on the phone.
276
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,082
Hel...
277
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,583
Hello?
278
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,085
Hi, hi.
279
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,386
Well, how are you?
280
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:47,389
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
281
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,592
That's very sweet. Thank you.
282
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:53,462
Tomorrow night? Well,
we would love that.
283
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,620
My parents wanted
to have dinner.
284
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,037
We will absolutely be there.
285
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,538
Oh, we look forward.
286
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,040
Thank you very much.
287
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,541
Bye, now.
288
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,676
What? What? What?
289
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,045
Got to go to a
little cocktail party
290
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,279
at Yoko Ono's house.
291
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,714
Wow.
292
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:14,717
A little cocktail party
at Yoko Ono's house.
293
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:18,220
Wow, wow, but you
know what? Why?
294
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,221
Don't.
295
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,657
Why would she invite me?
296
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,792
Don't look for the bad in this.
297
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,293
I'm not. I'm not.
298
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,162
Maybe she wants me to do a film.
299
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,797
Maybe.
300
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,066
Maybe she has this
rare Beatle footage
301
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,068
she wants me to look at.
302
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,538
I'm the only one she would
trust to look at this stuff.
303
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,939
Wouldn't that be cool?
304
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,075
What am I going to wear?
305
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,576
Thank you for caring.
306
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,080
Wear whatever you want
as long as it's not cursed.
307
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,082
I don't want anything
to mess this up.
308
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,084
She loved your work.
She's going to love you.
309
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,586
I'm going to do my
strong, admiring wife thing,
310
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,088
which I got from her.
311
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,090
She's going to love me too.
312
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,525
You know what?
Suddenly this is a good day.
313
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,028
Look what I found in
front of your building.
314
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,812
It's still got the price tag.
315
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,800
This is going out the window.
316
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,301
Ow! Ow! Ow!
317
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,302
Your back?
318
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,536
Pins! Pins! Ow! Ow!
319
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,626
Okay. I'll return it.
320
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,544
What time are we
supposed to be there?
321
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,545
8:00-ish.
322
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,748
"Ish"? Yoko said "ish"?
323
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,650
She said it right
on our phone, baby.
324
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,152
We are so cool!
325
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,987
We are very cool.
326
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,323
You don't even like
The Beatles that much.
327
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,324
I like them.
328
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,325
Not enough.
329
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,593
I love Yoko.
330
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,328
Hey, what are you doing?
331
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,329
What?
332
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,664
Blouse of death!
Blouse of death!
333
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,299
No, it's not.
334
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,835
That looks taupe to me.
335
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,370
It's beige. I returned
the blouse of death.
336
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,672
You returned it?
All right, all right.
337
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,008
Did you go to the dry cleaner's?
338
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,210
Yeah. Are you kidding?
339
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,011
Got my lucky jacket pressed.
340
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,980
You have a lucky jacket?
341
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,116
This is the jacket I was wearing
342
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,439
the time I got the
great parking spot.
343
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,020
In front of Gristede's.
344
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,288
Honey...
345
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:02,792
I was wearing this the time
we won the free pancakes
346
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,794
at the IHop... The
scratch-off thing.
347
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,629
I'm not sure the jacket was...
348
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,630
Trust me.
349
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,967
This wool was
worn by lucky lambs.
350
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,469
Who the hell is that?
351
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,471
I don't know. Would you get it?
352
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,975
Yes. I'm so much closer
to the door than you.
353
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,209
Should I wear earrings?
354
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,978
Absolutely. Definitely.
355
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:25,314
What do I care what you're
wearing or not wearing?
356
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,482
It's Fran.
357
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,483
Hi.
358
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,818
Hi. What's going on?
359
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,319
We're getting dressed.
360
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,322
You just missed the earring
discussion by two seconds.
361
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,924
We're leaving in five minutes.
362
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,159
What's going on?
363
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,626
Nothing. What are you doing?
364
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,895
We're going to Yoko's.
365
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:43,166
Oh, right. Was that tonight?
366
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,201
Wow. Where are you going?
367
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,703
Nowhere. I'm free.
368
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,439
Fran, I can't just bring you.
369
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,774
I'm your best friend.
370
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,809
I can't.
371
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,143
I hired a babysitter.
372
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,411
I'm a widow.
373
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,645
You're divorced.
374
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,947
I'm divorced.
375
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,515
Could I borrow your earrings?
376
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,117
Sure.
377
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,351
Cute outfit.
378
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,853
The black offsets the taupe.
379
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:04,854
Shh!
380
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,022
What?
381
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,590
It's not taupe. I
returned the taupe.
382
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:09,658
What are you doing?
383
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,460
I'm proving a point.
384
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,628
You ready?
385
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,463
Uh-huh! Call you in the morning.
386
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,300
I memorized the entire
album where they were naked.
387
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,301
Good night.
388
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,568
You got cab money?
389
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,569
No.
390
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,804
I got money.
391
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,640
What was that?
392
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,275
It wasn't me.
393
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,110
I ripped my jacket!
394
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,111
Aww...
395
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,413
Well, wear the gray one.
396
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,648
It's my lucky jacket.
397
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,151
Fine. I will sew it in the cab.
398
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,419
How could I possibly
rip my lucky jacket?
399
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,044
Are you sure that's not taupe?
400
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,159
I'm telling you, it's beige.
401
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,493
You said off-white.
402
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,329
It's so off-white it's beige.
403
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,330
Yeah, but...
404
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,497
It's not the one.
405
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,222
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
406
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,106
Thank you.
407
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,109
72nd Street, please,
and Central Park West.
408
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,110
Ohh...
409
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,845
See how lucky we are?
410
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,113
How are we lucky?
411
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,614
This is a Checker Cab.
412
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,117
There are six of
these in the whole city.
413
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,119
I love the little
jump seats. Ow!
414
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,120
Ow!
415
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,121
God.
416
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,290
You sure you
returned the right shirt?
417
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,125
Yes. Give me your sleeve.
418
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,160
All right. Hey...
419
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,661
You should count your blessings.
420
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,797
What, you don't
have a steak knife?
421
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,799
You could've
ripped this at Yoko's.
422
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,201
You'd have been embarrassed.
423
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,202
Yeah, well...
424
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,203
Excuse me.
425
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,205
It says "no smoking" back here.
426
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,973
That's in the back.
427
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,142
Yeah, but still. Would you mind?
428
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,978
It calms me.
429
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,646
Fine. I understand.
430
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,482
227. Come in, 227.
431
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,984
Don't you 227 me.
432
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,986
What time are you getting home?
433
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,487
Make your own dinner.
434
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,424
Did it ever occur to
you I might miss you?
435
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,527
We never cuddle anymore.
436
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,529
Explain to me the luck in this.
437
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,663
They're sweet.
438
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,265
You're right. I've been remiss.
439
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,867
You don't care.
What do you care?
440
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,502
I'm out here driving
441
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,870
in bad weather with bald tires,
442
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,406
no brakes.
443
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,241
I could drive off a bridge.
444
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,209
You want me to
drive off a bridge?
445
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,877
No. Nobody wants that.
446
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,279
What do you want?
447
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,282
I want you to pull your
weight in this marriage.
448
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,783
I'm not working hard enough?
449
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,619
Fine. I'll pick up two fares.
450
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,022
Uh, excuse me... Uh, Rita.
451
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,023
You already...
452
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,024
Get in!
453
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,026
Just get me out of this city
454
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,028
and as close to
England as possible.
455
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,296
Got it.
456
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,966
Stop on 72nd Street
on the way, please.
457
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,633
I don't grab you Yanks.
458
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,635
I'm sorry. What did we do?
459
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,971
Oh, really.
460
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,840
Excuse me, this is the
no-smoking section here.
461
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,842
I have no patience for health.
462
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,143
He's allergic.
463
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,545
Fine.
464
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,983
If we ever go to England,
now we'll know someone.
465
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,751
Hey, you driving without
your glasses again?
466
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,020
No.
467
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,522
Then what are they
doing here on my desk?
468
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:57,426
You used to tell
me I had pretty eyes.
469
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,129
Maybe we can
get a little more air?
470
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,498
I'll toss it out. Will
that make you happy?
471
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,532
Very much so, yes.
472
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,556
Fine.
473
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,536
Ooh! Ow!
474
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,770
Ow, I'm on fire!
475
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,139
Rita, pull over!
476
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,641
Ow!
477
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,410
What are you doing?
478
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,644
It's taupe, all right?
479
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,646
I was trying to prove a point.
480
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,015
You win.
481
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,783
Are you kidding? You
practically killed me!
482
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,285
What are you looking at?
483
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,287
She reminds me of my mum.
484
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,788
There's a Macy's right there.
485
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:27,789
So what?
486
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,325
So I'll get another blouse.
487
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,326
They're having a sale.
488
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,183
How lucky.
489
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,000
Come on, we're
already 20 minutes late.
490
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,001
Women's blouses.
491
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,002
Seventh floor.
492
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,303
Thank you.
493
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,327
Ahem.
494
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,474
Second floor...
495
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,577
Men's furnishings
and accessories.
496
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:53,249
Wallets, belts, ties, cravats,
497
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,650
suspenders...
498
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,252
Excuse me.
499
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,254
Who are you telling this to?
500
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,610
You.
501
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,591
Watch bands,
502
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,625
hosiery,
503
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,660
handkerchiefs...
504
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,930
We really don't
need to know this.
505
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,689
Would you rather
just push a button?
506
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,437
No, no.
507
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,904
Sorry. Please, go on.
508
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,107
Go ahead.
509
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,642
Thank you.
510
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,643
Outerwear,
511
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,279
sportswear,
512
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,114
camping apparel,
513
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,615
tents,
514
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,518
huts, hats,
515
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,220
socks,
516
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,789
hip boots...
517
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,624
Seventh floor.
518
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,626
Women's apparel.
519
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,395
Casual wear,
520
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,996
evening wear,
521
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,531
active wear,
522
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,166
fun wear,
523
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,569
leisure wear...
524
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:49,405
Careful getting out.
525
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,074
Better dresses, miniskirts...
526
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,577
You got the blouse.
Let's pay for it.
527
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,644
Yoko's waiting.
528
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,414
I just want to look
at some shoes.
529
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,316
Well, these don't match anymore.
530
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,573
I will end your life right now.
531
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:13,262
All right, 72nd Street.
532
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,597
Where is Rita?
533
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,820
She's looking at shoes.
534
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,606
We're two hours
late. Let's just forget it.
535
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,107
They already buzzed us up.
536
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,610
I'll bet we woke her.
537
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,445
Her parties go on all night.
538
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,280
I read it in Vanity Fair.
539
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,581
I actually did this time.
540
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,783
Good evening.
541
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,784
Hi.
542
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,453
Uh, Paul and Jamie Buchman.
543
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,777
Oh, yes. Come in.
544
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,128
Paul Buchman.
545
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,397
You're on the guest
list for tomorrow night.
546
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,467
Right.
547
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,536
Did you say tomorrow night?
548
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,572
Yes. The missus comes back
from London in the morning.
549
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,907
I don't know what...
I... I... could've sworn...
550
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,610
Excuse us. We're very sorry.
551
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,045
Are you all right?
552
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,113
Actually, I'd love to
use the powder room.
553
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,114
Of course, dear.
554
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,616
Right there, in the back.
555
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,985
Thank you.
556
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,887
I've had a very rough day.
557
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,157
Would you like some tea?
558
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,326
I would really love some tea.
559
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,328
Thank you. I'd love some tea.
560
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,219
And a cookie?
561
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,338
Make yourself comfortable.
562
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,006
I will be right back.
563
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,007
Thank you.
564
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,042
Excuse me...
565
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,144
Is that... is that
actually his...
566
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,379
Yes.
567
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,902
Wow.
568
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,806
You're in heaven.
569
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,775
I'm in heaven.
570
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,776
See?
571
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,278
If there were a party,
572
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,047
we'd have to talk to
people we don't know.
573
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,549
You'd never get near this.
574
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,774
Do you believe
where we're standing?
575
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,121
Boy...
576
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,557
What I would give
to sit at this piano
577
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,691
and play one note.
578
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,159
Well, go on.
579
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,728
No. No.
580
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,729
Go on!
581
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,130
No. It's not right.
582
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,231
Says who?
583
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,167
I don't know. I just
feel like I shouldn't.
584
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,892
Will you do it for me?
585
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,574
Come on.
586
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,898
Ahem.
587
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,443
"Life with no f is a lie."
588
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,979
Duh.
589
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,081
Life with no...
590
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,873
"Confucius say,
but who will listen?"
591
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,889
Ah, now this... yeah.
592
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,992
"Hats are wasted on
a man with no head."
593
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,928
Haven't I said that?
594
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,063
My grandfather said that,
and I wouldn't believe him.
595
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,799
Here it is again.
596
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,857
"When in doubt,
cut to the skyline."
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