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Okay, pounce.
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Again.
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Okay, one more time.
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Ooh, did you pack my glasses?
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They're in your little bag.
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All right, pounce.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Okay, get off.
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No.
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We've been through this before.
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It's only Chicago.
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I'll be home every weekend.
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Two months, tops.
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I know. I know.
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Okay, so get off. No.
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Oh, all right, pounce
one more time.
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There we go. Thank you.
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪
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♪ And I'll tell you
Most of mine ♪
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♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪
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♪ Well, that's really
true This time ♪
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♪ I don't have the answers
I don't have a plan ♪
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♪ All I have is you ♪
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♪ So, darling Help
me understand ♪
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♪ What we do ♪
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♪ You can whisper in my ear ♪
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♪ Where we go ♪
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♪ Who knows what
happens After here ♪
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♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪
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♪ As we jump into
The final frontier ♪
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♪ Final frontier ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Final frontier ♪
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It won't take you two
hours to get to LaGuardia.
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But I want to get a window.
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You have a boarding pass.
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You know the airlines. A
boarding pass means nothing.
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You might as well be
carrying a piece of cheese.
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Tie your shoelaces.
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It's okay. You sure
you don't want to come?
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I can't.
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But your school
doesn't start for weeks.
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I have registration,
orientation.
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I have pre-reading to do.
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I'm going to call you every day.
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You're not comfortable
on the phone.
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Wh-what does that mean?
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You're not. You "uh."
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I uh?
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You uh, you um,
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Sometimes you ahem.
You're not comfortable.
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This is not entirely
easy for me, you know.
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All right. I know. Go on.
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Go make your movie.
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All right. You chain
the door every night.
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I will.
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Will you renew
my thing at the Y?
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I will.
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You'll walk Murray?
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I figured I'd wait
till you get back.
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Come here, you.
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And you're the man
of the house now.
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So... start peeing standing up.
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I'll call when I
get to the hotel.
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Or I'll call you.
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Whatever. Bye.
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Ooh. Here comes another cab.
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No.
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There's another one.
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It's stopping. It's him.
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Okay, he's getting out,
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he's tipping the driver,
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the driver's giving
him the finger.
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See? Now, one week.
Was that so tough?
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He abandoned
us, but we survived.
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Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.
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Murray, come on. Come on!
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Come on. Get on the couch.
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Lie down.
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Where's the remote?
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Help me find the remote!
Where's the remote?
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Get on the couch!
Get on the couch!
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Lie down.
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What am I doing?
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Explain me this...
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A guy has a license to
drive a cab in the city,
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so the city has
said, "You can drive.
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Go and drive among our roads."
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The man could not
get out of the airport.
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25 minutes he's
just circling, circling.
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Here we go. Taxi commission.
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This guy they'll
want to know about.
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I'm going, "Look,
there's an exit."
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He's driving, he's driving.
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Six minutes we sat
in front of Air Peru.
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Who is going?
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They got me on hold.
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I'm already on hold.
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He says, "Put your
luggage in the trunk."
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I say, "There's room up here."
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He says, "Put it in the trunk."
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I say fine.
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$18 he charges me
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for putting luggage
in the trunk.
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I said, "It was your idea!"
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He said, "Luggage tax."
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What am I,
Canadian? I live here!
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One glass eye, no side
mirrors. Thank you very much.
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What am I... They're
not going to care.
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How are you? I've got
to go to the bathroom.
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Where did you get that coat?
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I just don't like it.
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Look at it from the side.
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Picture if I'm
thinking. I'll go, hmm.
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See? Or I can just look. Watch.
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What purpose does it serve?
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It's hair on a face.
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It doesn't have a purpose.
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It makes me look rugged.
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It really doesn't.
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What is this?
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Since when do we
drink lactose-free milk?
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I read an article.
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I love lactose.
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Really? What is it?
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The point is, don't go
making change like that.
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That merits a discussion.
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We didn't discuss your beard.
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Fine. Let's discuss my beard.
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Shave. No.
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Fine. There you go.
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Everybody in Chicago loves it.
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Who?
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Everybody.
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Name names.
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Everybody. Pierre, Lola, Colin.
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Who are they?
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Pierre's the guy I told
you, with the thumb,
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and Colin is his brother.
Lola is Vernon's wife.
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Who's Vernon?
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Vernon works for Mr. Ching.
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I've never heard
of these people.
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We have a lot of
catching up to do.
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Not until after you shave.
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That's not going to happen.
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Fine.
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So we are at an impasse here.
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Your beard will have to
keep you warm all weekend.
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I can hold out as long as you.
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In fact, longer. You know why?
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You're rugged?
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Bingo.
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You know what's interesting?
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I don't feel anything.
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I feel zero.
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Nothing.
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Nada.
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Not a thing.
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There's something.
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Don't cut yourself.
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We speak three times a day.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I was afraid you
wouldn't come home.
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Yeah. Well...
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You know, it's not pâté.
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You've been a grouch all night.
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Lisa...
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We meet you at the airport,
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and you're all grumpy.
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You're quiet and
sullen during dinner,
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like I need this.
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Maybe you could go
to your own apartment.
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She can't.
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Sure she can.
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I told you, my
windows were stolen.
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See, that's what I
don't understand.
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How does that happen?
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You want to go over there?
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No, I don't.
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We believe you.
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You do. I think
she's hallucinating.
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You know, you have
real issues with women.
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Lisa, shut up.
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I won't. That's why
he's selfish in bed.
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Oh, God.
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Did you say that? No.
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What's the matter with you?
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That blizzard that
continues to grip the Midwest.
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Residents of Chicago...
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Hello?
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Hi. Where are you?
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Back at the hotel.
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I can't get out of
here this weekend.
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The airport's...
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I know. I saw.
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The whole city, it's
like a Slurpee out there.
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You should see the footage.
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We got great stuff.
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Oh.
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What? What?
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Hang on a second.
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Hi. Come in.
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Sorry. It's just room service.
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Oh.
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What?
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What?
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You said "oh" again.
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You don't sound
very disappointed.
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Oh.
215
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You're out there
getting great stuff.
216
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You called room service
before you called me.
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I was hungry.
218
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Well, I made dinner.
219
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Shove it through the
phone. What can I do?
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Fine. I'll see you next week.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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I'm sorry.
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No, no, I'm sorry.
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I thought this would get easier.
226
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Me too. But I'm stranded.
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I don't know what to do.
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I hate weather.
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Me too.
230
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The storm is
heading to New York.
231
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Too bad we couldn't
be snowed in together.
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That would be nice.
233
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Just stay here in bed
together until the spring.
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Are you in bed?
235
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Mm-hmm.
236
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,825
What are you doing?
237
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Just lying here.
238
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Yeah?
239
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Because I'm in bed too.
240
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,588
What are you wearing?
241
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Nothing.
242
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,639
Really?
243
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,074
Mm-hmm.
244
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,541
How about you?
245
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My blue nightgown.
246
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Yeah?
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The silk thing with the sides?
248
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Mm-hmm.
249
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That's the one I got
you for your birthday?
250
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Mm-hmm.
251
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I thought you returned that.
252
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No.
253
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Didn't you exchange
that for the salad shooter?
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Okay, okay, okay.
255
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Sorry, sorry.
256
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,064
Are you eating?
257
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I'm nibbling your ear.
258
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Oh, I like that.
259
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,771
And I'm going down your body...
260
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I love that.
261
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,407
And...
262
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:08,244
I'm kissing your knees.
263
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,501
What niece? I
don't have a niece.
264
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Your knees.
265
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Oh, my knees.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
266
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Get with the program here, babe.
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All right, all right.
268
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Okay, I'm, um...
269
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What?
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I'm kissing your chest.
271
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,364
I'm enjoying that.
272
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I'm enjoying watching
that from here.
273
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Keep watching.
274
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,603
Well, you bet.
275
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I'm kissing down your body...
276
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,340
My tongue is just around your...
277
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,877
Hold on a second.
I have another call.
278
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,145
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
279
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,246
Hello?
280
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,149
Jamie, it's your mother-in-law.
281
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,349
Is he coming?
282
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,888
Excuse me?
283
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,756
Well, I saw that O'Hare
was snowed in. I wondered...
284
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,292
Oh, right. No, he's not.
285
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,294
Sylvia, could I call you back?
286
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,129
Who was that?
287
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,630
Your mother. Where were we?
288
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,200
Is she on the other line?
289
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,702
No. Listen to me now.
290
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,203
I was taking your...
291
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,807
Come on. That mouth was
just talking to my mother.
292
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,308
What are you, nuts?
293
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,510
Not enough therapy in the world.
294
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,278
Hey, you know what?
295
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:17,680
It's getting late, anyway.
296
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,316
It's late. Here it's even later.
297
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,019
I know. So...
298
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,587
So.
299
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,823
Well, good night.
300
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,324
Good night, you.
301
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,826
Wait. Don't hang up.
302
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,716
No, no, no. I'm not.
303
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,467
Honey?
304
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,236
What?
305
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,928
It's snowing.
306
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,820
Honey, I'm home!
307
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,155
I noticed.
308
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,157
My God.
309
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,558
I think you should
310
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,161
meet me at the door
like this every day.
311
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,965
Come home every day, I might.
312
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,499
Well, we have an entire weekend,
313
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,968
just you and me...
314
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,669
and my mother.
315
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,005
Mm-mmm.
316
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,306
I promise we'll
just go over there,
317
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,308
eat a couple pounds of brisket,
318
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,977
come home, stay
here till Sunday.
319
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,478
We're not going...
320
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,980
Because you're in Chicago.
321
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:28,151
I told her you had to stay
and re-shoot something.
322
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,152
Wow.
323
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,653
Are you mad?
324
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,354
Are you kid... I'm thrilled.
325
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,323
She won't believe
it, but I'm thrilled.
326
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,658
No. She bought it.
327
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,161
You think so, but...
328
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,162
Honey, relax.
329
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,664
Isn't this better
than on the phone?
330
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,300
Yes, it's better.
And it's cheaper.
331
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,337
There she is. It couldn't be.
332
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:53,609
Just trust me. Trust me. Shh.
333
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,011
I have to know.
334
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,578
No, no, no, no. Who is it?
335
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:57,579
Sylvia.
336
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,616
Oh, my God!
337
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,019
If she would just use
this talent for good.
338
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,620
You there?
339
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,190
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be right there. Hide.
340
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,624
I'm not going to hide.
341
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,126
What'll we do?
342
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,627
Tell her you got confused.
343
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,130
So I'm a liar or
I'm addlebrained?
344
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,631
Just one minute!
345
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,133
I'm wearing heels!
346
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,634
What is addlebrained?
347
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,336
Just do this for me.
348
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,193
What are you doing?
349
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,644
Hi.
350
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,646
What is it, you got lost?
351
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,648
The place was such a mess.
352
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,150
What else is new?
353
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,152
I had so much extra food,
354
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,654
I figured, why let it go bad?
355
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,823
That's so thoughtful.
356
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,113
What's with you?
357
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,626
Your hair, it's all tousled.
358
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,062
I know.
359
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,565
It's a new tousled look.
360
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,734
It started in Europe.
361
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,903
Very chic.
362
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,104
I'll just put this
in the fridge.
363
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,438
Oh, don't bother.
364
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,741
I was born to
bother. Really, let me.
365
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,243
I can do it.
366
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,112
I'm starving. I'm going
to have some right now.
367
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,614
Mmm. This is
delicious. What is this?
368
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,615
Potatoes.
369
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,485
Let me at least get you a plate.
370
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,486
Sylvia.
371
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,687
What?
372
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,990
I want to show you
Paul's new parka.
373
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,657
I really need your opinion.
374
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:19,328
I just bought it. I don't
know if he'll like it.
375
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,865
You know him so
much better than I do.
376
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,368
That's true. Oh,
orange is really his color.
377
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,869
It looks warm.
378
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,561
Sorry. Ahem.
379
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,809
Here you go.
380
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,073
It looks pretty on you.
381
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,181
What was that?
382
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,649
That was next door.
383
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,308
They're always doing
that. They're Greek.
384
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,323
It sounded like it came
from the bedroom.
385
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,091
The bedroom? The bedroom?
386
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,093
If it came from the bedroom,
387
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,995
that's obviously what it was.
388
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,497
A sound from the
bedroom couldn't be...
389
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,333
Oh, look at that.
390
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,802
Bad dog.
391
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,404
It's all over.
392
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,905
I'll get a sponge.
393
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:03,940
Sylvia.
394
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:04,941
What?
395
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,442
You're so helpful.
396
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,910
Meaning what, honey?
397
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,746
Bringing food over, just
pitching in, and being you.
398
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,148
Well, that's my nature.
399
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,615
It really is.
400
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,318
I never thought you'd notice.
401
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,619
How could I miss it?
This is the first time
402
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,122
we've been alone together
without Paul around.
403
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,723
You hungry?
404
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,725
I'm famished.
405
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,128
I'll get us a little something,
406
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,498
and we'll have a visit. Come on.
407
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,733
Wow. I don't want
to keep you, though.
408
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,135
Burt is taking inventory.
409
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,492
I have all night.
410
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,863
Oh. Sponge.
411
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,646
Oh, I'm shutting the window.
412
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,871
They say rain.
413
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,423
Hey, guess who's home?
414
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,390
What are you...
you're all over me here.
415
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,891
You're all over me here.
416
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,849
Can we get organized, please?
417
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,636
All right. Now
you pick a position.
418
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,193
I want to spoon.
419
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,531
You know what? Reverse spoon.
420
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:05,261
Honey, honey, this
is more like a ladle.
421
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,264
All right, come
here. I got it. I got it.
422
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,866
Position 12.
423
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,035
Here you go.
424
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,036
That's nice.
425
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,037
Much better.
426
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,827
That better?
427
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,115
What are you doing?
428
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,617
Are you letting
your hair grow out?
429
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,785
No.
430
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,120
Because it's like, harder.
431
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,122
Do you want me to move?
432
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:38,627
No, this is good. This is good.
433
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,497
Oh, for God's sake.
434
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,132
Is the bed different?
435
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,635
No. It's the same bed
we've had for two years.
436
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,571
It's like it got smaller.
437
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,573
How could it get smaller?
438
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:54,577
My grandmother
did. It just happens.
439
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,079
How have you been
sleeping in Chicago?
440
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,081
Great. How you
been sleeping here?
441
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,871
Like a log.
442
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,155
Where you going?
443
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,812
I'm going to get
a drink of water.
444
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,905
Surprise!
445
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,939
Hello?
446
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:58,940
Hey.
447
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,442
Hey. Guess what!
448
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,145
I finished the film
two days early.
449
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,148
I busted my ass and
the crew hates me,
450
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,250
but you know what? I don't care,
451
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,353
because it's over,
and I'm home for good.
452
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,656
I felt so bad about last week,
453
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,660
all I could think about was
coming home to see you.
454
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,050
That is so sweet.
455
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,532
Hi.
456
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,202
And she said you were selfish.
457
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,369
Where is my wife?
458
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,637
Isn't she with you?
459
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,638
No.
460
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,928
Well, she went to Chicago.
461
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,375
What?
462
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,876
She felt bad too,
463
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,900
so she decided to surprise you.
464
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,047
Mmm!
465
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:43,674
Uch! What happened
to the lactose?
466
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,957
Are you kidding me?
467
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,060
Hello?
468
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,395
Are you kidding me?
469
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,130
How did we do this?
470
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,099
Get over here.
471
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,301
I already missed
the last flight.
472
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,802
Oh, well, that's great.
473
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,271
Oh, my God.
474
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,906
Well, welcome home.
475
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,208
Thank you very much.
476
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,243
I miss you.
477
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,977
I miss you too!
478
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,746
Well...
479
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,915
Listen, you know what?
We made it this far.
480
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,418
We can probably
make it one more night.
481
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,853
How? I don't know.
482
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:22,558
Well... what are you wearing?
483
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:26,495
I'm wearing a big
orange parka. Why?
484
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,663
Honey...
485
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:28,664
Hmm?
486
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,166
Oh, oh, what am I wearing?
487
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,101
Your sister's in the next room.
488
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,805
I don't want this
evening to be a total loss.
489
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:41,176
The truth is, and I should
have said this up front,
490
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,679
I'm wearing nothing.
491
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,114
Absolutely nothing.
492
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,115
Me too.
493
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,450
Really?
494
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,486
Is there a mint on the pillow?
495
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,987
Yes, there is.
496
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:56,325
Okay, Okay. Unwrap it.
497
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,127
Okay, now, put
it in your mouth...
498
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,731
What? You're home!
499
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:06,868
Tell Jamie I'm
watering her plants.
500
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,738
Honey? Honey?
501
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,862
I'll see you tomorrow.
502
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,818
Why are they so concerned
about what they're wearing?
503
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,920
They're having phone sex.
504
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,877
Oh.
505
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,627
She'll put her eye out.
506
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,151
I know.
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