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So...
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I had a really nice
night tonight.
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Yeah, me too.
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Glad you called.
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I should...
probably go inside.
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Yeah, yeah.
Let's go inside.
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You know what I mean.
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Whoa. Hey. Hey.
Come on.
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I said I had a nice night, so...
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Yes. I get it.
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- Call me tomorrow?
- Okay.
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Good night, Travis.
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Good night.
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Hey!
Watch it.
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Ah!
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[breathes heavily, growls]
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[growls]
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[screams]
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One year ago...
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vampires, werewolves,
and zombies...
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descended upon California's
San Fernando Valley.
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Authorities remain baffled
by their origins.
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♪ love is nasty
'cause it gets so rotten ♪
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♪ I think it's time to put
this body in the ground ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ we're losing all control ♪
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♪ the buildings
all turn to dust ♪
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♪ and I think
it's getting closer ♪
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Death Valley S01E07:
"Who, What, When, Werewolf... Why?"
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Sync and corrected:
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, people,
looks like we have ourselves
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a werewolf to apprehend.
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Pierce, Stubeck,
I want you guys on this.
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- Why not me and Carla?
- Yeah.
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Because for the month,
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Stubeck and pierce
have 11 werewolves
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to you and Rinaldi's 6.
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'Cause you give them
the good leads, captain.
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I assign the leads randomly,
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and excuses are the nails
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used to build
a house of failure.
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- What?
- Officer Landry,
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I understand this werewolf
attack happened on your block.
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Well, you're welcome
to stay at my place
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until this whole thing blows over.
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Um, I-I think
I'll be okay.
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And moving on...
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I just received word
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that the L.A.
Department of Sanitation
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failed to sign
a new contract today,
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so they are officially
on strike.
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Yeah, what does that mean?
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What that means is that
each and every one of you
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is responsible for collecting
and disposing
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of your own zombie kills.
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Can we keep the zombies?
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No, we can't keep them.
Of course not.
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And final piece of business,
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it is officer Carla Rinaldi's
birthday today.
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[mexican accent]
Happy Birthday, Carla.
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- That's my Carla.
- Happy Birthday.
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That's my Carla.
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She's not saying
what birthday,
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but, uh, I would gather
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that it's probably been
a couple years
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since your quinceañera.
Am I right, Rinaldi?
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Captain, you know
I'm not hispanic, right?
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If I did, I sure as hell
I wouldn't tell you.
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Anyway, let's throw
a little extra love Carla's way.
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Let's make sure
it's appropriate love.
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No full-mouth kissing,
no crotch mashing.
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Any of you sacks
want to give Carla a hug,
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you bend at the waist
like an A-frame house.
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Damn right, captain.
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All right, now, let's get out
there and kill something.
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Hey, remember earlier
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when I told you not to look
at that S.U.V. next to us
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with the tinted windows,
and then you looked anyway?
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Yeah, I thought you were
pointing out some side-boob.
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Naturally.
Anyway, when the driver
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went to flick his cigarette
out the window,
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I caught a glimpse of him,
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and it was the same vamp
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that jumped me outside the bar
a couple weeks ago.
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- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
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Did you get the plates?
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- Ah, yeah.
- Mm-Hmm.
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Only question now is, Stu,
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what are we gonna do
about it?
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We don't do anything.
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Captain wants us
on this werewolf case.
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We're gonna sit tight
until we can talk to him later.
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- Don't give me that look.
- What?
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That's the look you give me
when you're gonna do something
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that I directly
asked you not to do.
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Promise me you won't go
after these guys alone.
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All right, Stu, I promise.
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Pinkie swear?
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I pinkie swear.
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I'm a dad.
I take pinkie swears seriously.
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- I know you do, partner.
- All right.
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All right.
Got it.
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Hey, captain.
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Sorry to bother you,
but can I run a license plate?
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Anyways, I just showed up
at, uh, this police department.
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No, the Undead Task Force?
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Yeah, I'd give it about a "D,"
solid "D" minus.
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B.T. Dubs,
not that I pay taxes,
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but if I did, psh,
I would be pissed.
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All right, pal.
I'll see you later.
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Hey.
Can I help you?
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Uh, hey, yes.
Please.
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I'm--I'm looking
for "Kiersten"?
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Kirsten.
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Yeah, I just wanted
to drop off her jacket.
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She... she left it in my car,
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uh, the other night,
so I just wanted to, you know...
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Yeah, uh...
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she's busy.
She can't come out right now.
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Okay...
dad.
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- Well, gee golly.
- Thanks.
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- Pass that on to her.
- I will.
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Maybe I should write
a note or...?
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- Nope.
- No? Maybe not?
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Okay, well...
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Do I know you
from somewhere?
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Yeah, I'm... I'm the bassist
for Plastic Organ.
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- Oh.
- Uh, Six Inches Soft?
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Handicapped Stalls?
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Otis Gay
and The Civil Rights?
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- Nursery Crimes?
- Mm-Mm.
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- Cancel The Pants?
- Definitely not.
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Those are just some
of the bands I dabble in.
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You probably don't listen
to that music anyways.
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Probably don't get out
of the valley often.
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No, no, I leave the valley
from time to time.
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Okay, well, thank you,
uh, captain Stubeck.
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- You realize I kill things.
- [laughs]
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Well, you're sure as hell
not a comedian, pal.
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I'll see you later.
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Hey, that's not a door.
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[clears throat]
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[coughs]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, some creepy hipster
dropped this off for you.
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Travis!
Is he still outside?
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No, I, uh, think he had
several calls to make.
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And he's not a creep.
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Okay, well,
I don't trust him.
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Okay.
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What's with
the facial-hair thing?
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I mean, he doesn't have a beard,
but he's not clean-shaven.
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Personally, I think you should
pick one and go with it.
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Oh, I kind of like
his scruff.
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Don't worry.
You'll like him.
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We should all go out
and see his band sometime.
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All right.
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Hey, uh, kind of seemed
like he had greek features.
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Is he greek?
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Travis Flynn.
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I don't think so.
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Yeah.
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Travis Flynn.
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Do you realize
once you kill this zombie,
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we're gonna have
to put her in the car,
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drive her all
around town with us
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until we get
to the precinct, right?
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You do know that.
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Yeah. So?
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What are you proposing?
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I'm saying call Billy
and Stubeck on this one.
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Let them handle it...
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unless these idiots here
are gonna tell on us, huh?
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John-John.
I'll tell on you.
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Damn.
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What?
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She'll get it.
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Nice shot, girl.
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I hate when that happens.
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Why?
She's just a zombie.
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I'm pretty sure
she didn't feel no pain.
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No, I know.
I just...
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hate when I miss.
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[sighs]
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Are you seriously
not gonna go get her?
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She's already
in the garbage can, Carla.
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John-John, nobody's
emptying the garbage cans.
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So?
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It's my birthday.
I want that.
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- That right there?
- Yes.
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Damn. Birthdays.
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[laughs]
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"It's my birthday,
John-John.
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John-John do this.
John-John do that."
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- She stinks!
- Yeah, she's a zombie.
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[grunts]
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Ugh. She smells like
fish and eggs.
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Open the door.
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Oh, no, I'm not riding back
there with her leaning on me.
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- Open the damn door.
- All right, no, seriously,
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I get paid, like,
less than an intern,
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- so I'd rather just quit.
- [chuckles]
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Carla, pop the trunk.
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[rock music]
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- I knew it.
- What'd you know?
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There was a problem
with that guy.
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- Looks important.
- It is important.
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You have no idea
what I'm doing.
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Uh-Uh.
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Search
"Mischa Barton upskirt."
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No, I'm doing
police business right now.
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[groans]
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Oh, it burns.
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- Stop it.
- Burns so bad.
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Fine.
"Mischa... Barton...
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upskirt."
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- Take the helm.
- [groans]
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5,000.
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Captain...
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you seen officer Landry around?
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Eh, she left with some
half-beard in a camaro.
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They say
where they were going?
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- They did not.
- Thanks, captain.
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Stubeck.
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Yeah?
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You think
those two are, um...?
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I don't want to think
about it.
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Neither do I.
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Entertaining impure thoughts
about officer Landry
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weakens and cheapens all of us,
and I will not stand for it...
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at least not on company time.
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We understand each other?
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I think so, captain.
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- Very well.
- Thanks.
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- Stubeck!
- [clears throat]
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Captain.
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I don't feel
the same way about Rinaldi.
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Okay.
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I feel she can handle
our demons.
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- Uh...
- You're a man of the world.
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I live in Sherman Oaks.
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You know what I'm talking
about, don't you?
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- Honestly, I have no idea.
- Keep your guard up, soldier.
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Dismissed.
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- Dismissed?
- Yes.
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Stubeck!
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Yeah.
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Thank you
for being there for me...
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now and in the future.
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Dismissed.
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I feel like you're probably
just gonna...
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call my name again when
I get a little ways away.
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Don't like
being second-guessed.
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- Dismissed.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- See you on Monday.
256
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,070
- Stubeck.
- Nope.
257
00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:10,062
[siren wails]
258
00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,059
Oh, my god.
259
00:10:12,662 --> 00:10:14,275
That was so good.
260
00:10:14,455 --> 00:10:15,972
Wasn't sweet enough.
261
00:10:16,007 --> 00:10:17,455
Are you serious?
262
00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:20,120
Strawberry cake
with maple-syrup filling
263
00:10:20,155 --> 00:10:22,257
and powdered sugar on top?
264
00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:24,442
- Close your eyes.
- What?
265
00:10:24,477 --> 00:10:26,593
Close your eyes.
Trust me.
266
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,125
Okay, open 'em.
267
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,450
Happy Birthday, partner.
268
00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:34,660
John-John.
269
00:10:34,695 --> 00:10:35,820
Huh?
270
00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:41,595
Oh, my god.
John-John.
271
00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:43,570
- This is a Rolex.
- Yeah.
272
00:10:43,605 --> 00:10:45,475
Where did you get this?
273
00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,160
Yeah, you know,
I got some people.
274
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,025
But this
is crazy expensive...
275
00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:54,720
unless it's a knock off, which
is totally cool, by the way.
276
00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,560
- Is it a knockoff?
- No, of course it's--
277
00:10:56,595 --> 00:10:57,845
I wouldn't do that to you.
278
00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,340
Look at the bling bling
on that thing.
279
00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:03,289
You stole this,
didn't you?
280
00:11:03,324 --> 00:11:04,535
Why? Because I'm black?
281
00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,940
You stole this off
that lady zombie in the trunk.
282
00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:09,535
No. Yes.
283
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,155
That zombie lady,
she didn't need it.
284
00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:13,655
Plus, a Rolex
is a terrible thing to waste.
285
00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:16,120
You got to put this
back on that zombie.
286
00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:22,545
I just wanted
to get you something nice
287
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,190
for your birthday, Carla.
That's all.
288
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,010
Well, I appreciate the gesture.
289
00:11:26,045 --> 00:11:26,365
Mm-hmm.
290
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,509
But you can't just take
a watch off a dead person, okay?
291
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,600
Come on. It's, like,
the worst karma ever.
292
00:11:31,635 --> 00:11:32,960
Okay.
293
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,960
You, uh,
you wanted to see me, captain?
294
00:11:39,995 --> 00:11:42,065
Pierce, I ran those plates.
295
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,300
You want to tell me
what that's about?
296
00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:45,445
Honestly,
I'd rather not.
297
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,560
You're a good-looking man, Billy.
298
00:11:47,595 --> 00:11:49,090
Some might even say pretty.
299
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,625
You got golden thread for hair
300
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:54,150
and a mouth like a cut peach.
301
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,942
But I am still your captain,
302
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,938
and I asked you a question.
303
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:03,860
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
304
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:07,065
I can't remember anymore.
305
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,845
- License plates.
- License plates.
306
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,100
That's what
I was asking about.
307
00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:13,285
Right.
So Stubeck I.D'd the driver
308
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,050
as one of the vamps
who jumped him outside the bar.
309
00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:19,182
Right? Now, I've been dying
to get this piece of crap.
310
00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:22,280
Only thing is, I promised Stu
I wouldn't go at it alone.
311
00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:23,965
Now, I wouldn't be breaking
that promise
312
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,170
If a certain someone
decided to come with me,
313
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,997
now, would I?
314
00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:29,512
That's true.
315
00:12:30,161 --> 00:12:31,565
I'm talking
about you, captain.
316
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,340
You... you should come with me.
317
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,515
- Oh, me?
- Yeah.
318
00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:37,700
Oh, great.
Yeah. Why not?
319
00:12:38,329 --> 00:12:39,125
Let's do this.
320
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,190
Let's kick some vamp ass.
321
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,290
- Kick some vamp ass.
- All right.
322
00:12:48,155 --> 00:12:49,144
[siren wails]
323
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,320
So I'm about a year
out of college, right?
324
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,115
Traveling
through Amsterdam, right?
325
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,140
That's right.
And I'm coming out of this club,
326
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,610
and this intense-looking
Israeli man
327
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,795
with a magician's moustache
328
00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,410
pulls up in a black
Mercedes sedan.
329
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:01,365
What?
330
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,635
And he asks me
if I want to go
331
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,630
to a place
in the red light district
332
00:13:04,665 --> 00:13:06,655
where they masturbate
you with fur.
333
00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:08,100
[indistinct chatter
over police radio]
334
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,345
Ah! Every time.
335
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,385
- Damn it.
- We don't care.
336
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,800
Roger, roger.
We're on it. Roger.
337
00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,300
Hold on.
Get back to your story.
338
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,890
Mind you now,
this Israeli guy
339
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,140
was a black belt in karate
340
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:18,940
and the former keyboardist
for Tears for Fears.
341
00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:20,470
Everybody wants
to rule the world.
342
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,733
Ain't that the truth.
[siren wails]
343
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,600
A.P.B. out on Ford exposition,
West Burbank Boulevard.
344
00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:28,610
Ugh. I knew I shouldn't have
told Billy about that vamp.
345
00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:30,882
[line ringing]
346
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,745
Hello?
347
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,330
Billy, where are you?
348
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:35,695
Who's this?
349
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,260
It's Stubeck,
you moron.
350
00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:38,852
Ah, I'm just busting on you.
351
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,375
This is Billy's voice mail.
352
00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:42,150
I can't take your call
right now,
353
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:44,007
so leave a message
at the beep.
354
00:13:44,042 --> 00:13:45,795
Billy, that message
is not funny,
355
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,990
and I know what you're doing.
I heard the A.P.B. you put out.
356
00:13:48,025 --> 00:13:49,960
If you don't call me,
I'm telling Dashell.
357
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:52,380
And one of these times,
I am gonna tell Dashell.
358
00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:55,116
I'm not gonna tell Dashell.
359
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,060
That's his ride
right there.
360
00:14:09,346 --> 00:14:10,758
It's empty.
361
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,655
- Is that him?
- Yeah, that's him.
362
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,872
How the hell's he getting
cell-phone coverage out here?
363
00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:24,905
Big S.O.B.
364
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,395
I wonder who
his provider is.
365
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,680
This guy's gonna fight.
We got to hit him from behind.
366
00:14:28,715 --> 00:14:30,930
Maybe I'm just not using
my roaming feature right.
367
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,670
Maybe U.V. him or--
Hey, Pierce, can we focus
368
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,290
on the massive vampire
we got to take down, please?
369
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,175
Yeah.
370
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,710
Where'd he go?
Ah, crap.
371
00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,212
[Bleep]
372
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:55,080
Okay.
Marry Michelle Obama,
373
00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:56,530
bang Sarah Palin.
374
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:57,700
That's interesting.
375
00:14:57,735 --> 00:15:00,150
Aah!
376
00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:03,093
[both screaming]
377
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,325
Holy [bleep], dude.
It's a zombie.
378
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,220
- Do something.
- I am doing something.
379
00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:11,042
Your gun. Your gun.
Shoot that thing.
380
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,830
I swear to god,
I will shoot it...
381
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:17,586
[Bleep].
382
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,825
- Oh, my god.
- Golly.
383
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,280
Where'd you get
those vocals?
384
00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:22,595
I'm sorry.
I got scared.
385
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,360
I thought you shot her,
in the first place.
386
00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:26,090
- I did.
- Obviously you didn't, Carla.
387
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,252
I shot it twice, all right?
388
00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:30,380
- She's still moving.
- I...
389
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,380
[crying] I definitely shot it
the second time!
390
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,025
Oh.
391
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,100
You didn't put the watch
back on her, did you?
392
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:52,210
I'm serious,
the world's gonna end in 2012.
393
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,053
If you don't believe me,
rent the movie.
394
00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:57,129
[tires squeal]
395
00:15:58,402 --> 00:15:59,550
[coughs]
396
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:02,955
- [grunts]
- Hey, are you okay?
397
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,937
Travis, what's wrong?
398
00:16:04,972 --> 00:16:06,000
No, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
399
00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:07,580
[coughs] What was I saying? I was...
400
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:08,555
Aah!
401
00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:10,058
Jesus.
402
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:11,675
What's going on?
403
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,230
Travis, pull over!
404
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,840
Aah!
405
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,990
Oh, my god. If you're a
werewolf and you didn't tell me,
406
00:16:17,025 --> 00:16:18,170
I'm gonna [bleep] kill you.
407
00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:20,010
Jesus.
408
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,430
Travi--!
409
00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:37,840
[distant pop music]
410
00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:55,616
[roars]
411
00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:56,621
Hey!
412
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,370
Billy, U.V.!
413
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,200
Cuff this piece of [bleep].
414
00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:34,725
Get up.
415
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,810
Get up, sunshine.
Get up on your feet.
416
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:38,590
And let's try this
again, huh?
417
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,810
You ready?
418
00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:41,817
[grunts]
419
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,400
Fry him! Fry him!
420
00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:51,401
[screams]
421
00:18:00,674 --> 00:18:01,216
[bleep]
422
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:02,828
[bleep]
423
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,098
[howls]
424
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,512
[growls]
425
00:18:07,683 --> 00:18:08,648
Oh [bleep].
426
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,584
Travis, stop.
You don't have to do this, okay?
427
00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:14,458
Just breathe. You don't know
what you're doing.
428
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,589
Everything's gonna be okay.
429
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:17,706
[silenced gunshot]
430
00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:24,234
[breathing heavily]
431
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,116
Told you I didn't trust
that guy.
432
00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:34,400
You okay?
Hit your head or anything?
433
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,380
Uh, no, I'm okay.
434
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,710
How did you find me?
435
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,677
Put out an A.P.B.
Pretty simple, really.
436
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,595
Thank you.
You know what's crazy?
437
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:48,350
He actually asked me
if it was my time of the month.
438
00:18:48,385 --> 00:18:50,810
I don't want to discuss
your womanly, uh...
439
00:18:50,845 --> 00:18:53,733
Well, I guess now
would be a good time
440
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:55,193
for you to lecture me
441
00:18:55,228 --> 00:18:57,729
about the kind of guys
that I date.
442
00:18:57,764 --> 00:19:00,230
No, no, no, no,
you're a big girl...
443
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,675
although, come on,
444
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,855
that guy didn't pass
the smell test.
445
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:06,000
He actually smelled
kind of great.
446
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,255
Not what I'm talking about.
447
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:10,200
I've seen the type
a million times.
448
00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:12,856
Let me guess.
No steady job...
449
00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:14,782
badmouths his parents,
450
00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:16,884
super controlling,
never has money,
451
00:19:16,919 --> 00:19:18,417
always wants you to pay.
452
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,418
Mm-hmm.
453
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:24,921
I was supposed to buy
him a guitar on Saturday.
454
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,700
I hate them.
455
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,341
Sync and corrections by
www.addic7ed.com
456
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:17,740
Hey, you know what I love
about these Looxcie cameras
457
00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:19,810
- is you can check your nostrils.
- Stop it.
458
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,201
Officer Rinaldi
will go undercover
459
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:23,741
as a vamp hooker.
460
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:25,495
Whoa!
461
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,585
I'm gonna take this gun,
462
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,240
and I'm gonna shoot him
in his face.
463
00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:29,852
I need a rope.
464
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:31,395
It's a vamp.
465
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,729
Actually,
he's kind of a tool.
466
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:34,952
- [snarls]
- Whoa!
467
00:20:34,987 --> 00:20:37,475
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