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Hi, I'm Brandy Stevensonreporting from Sherman Oaks.
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It's national blood donor month,
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and as some of you know,
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we have a severe
blood shortage
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right here in our very own
San Fernando Valley.
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How's the response
been so far?
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Just great, Brandy.
In fact we've got three donors
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inside the bloodmobile
right now.
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But we've saved a spot
just for you
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if you think you're ready.
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I am ready.
Let's do it.
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That wasn't so bad, was it?
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No.
[Laughs]
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Okay.
Now squeeze this a few times,
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and we'll have you out of here
in just a couple minutes.
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Oh. Oh, my God!
[Screams]
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Oh, my God!
[Screaming]
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[Growling]
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Oh, my God!
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[Screams]
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Oh, my God!
[Screams]
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Oh, my God!
What's going on?
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[Indie rock music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I think it's time
to put this body ♪
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♪ in the ground ♪
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♪ oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh ♪
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♪ we're losing all control ♪
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♪ the buildings ♪
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♪ all turned to dust ♪
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♪ and I think
it's getting closer ♪
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♪ 'cause they're coming for us ♪
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Okay, team, the Valley lost
a lot of blood today.
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Four bloodmobiles
were hijacked
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within a ten-mile radius
of this station.
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And before we go after the vamps
that I am sure did it,
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I want to locate
and secure said bloodmobiles,
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so the public knows
it is safe to donate.
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Is something funny
about this situation, Johnson?
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No, sir.
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Then why are you smiling?
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That's my natural
expression, sir.
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Fair enough.
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Got your whole life
ahead of you.
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Why wouldn't you smile, huh?
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I look in the mirror
and all I see
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is a grizzled veteran
with smoldering brown eyes
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and a hero's jawline.
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Either way, people,
it is on us
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to address the shortage of blood
in this valley.
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Do you understand me?
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I actually, uh, gave today.
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There's a lolly in my desk.
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Meanwhile, Stubeck,
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Pierce,
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Johnson,
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Rinaldi, you join me
at the bloodmobiles.
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The rest of you, let's go
out there and kill something.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, captain?
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Um, is there anything
that I can do to help?
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Officer Landry, I have
a special assignment for you.
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I have a niece named Natalie,
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she goes to high school
in north Hollywood.
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Her mother, my sister,
seems concerned about her,
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specifically about
some kind of a party
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that's happening tonight
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she keeps talkin' about
on her Facebook...
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"G. B./G. B."
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You have any idea
what that could mean?
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Uh, get beer...
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Get beers, get banged,
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green bananas, Gary Busey.
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I want you to get
into your civies,
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I want to go to that party,
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and I want you to find out
what Natalie's up to.
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Um, so, I joined the UTF
to fight a monster epidemic,
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and you're sending me
to babysit your niece.
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Babies don't post stuff
on their Facebook page
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about making out
with the head cheerleader
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just to titillate a bunch of
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teenage, hormonal boys.
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Is that what she said
she's gonna do?
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I have no idea.
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Well, with all due respect,
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captain, what does this
have to do with work?
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Well, let's see,
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you're a rookie,
and you work for me.
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Any more questions,
officer Landry?
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[Rock music]
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Mm-mm.
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♪ ♪
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[Sirens]
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So, captain Dashell,
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I see that you have your troops
out here in full force
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this evening.
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That's correct.
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In fact, uh,
two of my officers
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are in there right now,
donating blood.
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That's wonderful.
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Oh, and... you are?
[Laughing nervously]
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I'm officer Billy Pierce.
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And I just want to to say,
you look...
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You look even more lovely
in person than you do on TV.
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[Laughs]
Oh, well, thank you,
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but this is actually
my first time on air.
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I watch you all the time,
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and I love what you do
with that super lotto.
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I believe you're thinking
of Brandy Stevenson,
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and she's no longer with us.
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I'm a big fan.
All right?
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[Whispering]
You are thinking
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of Brandy Stevenson.
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She's the one that died
in the bloodmobile.
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You're hittin' on
a dead woman right now.
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Can you guys
fix this in post?
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- I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
- When you do that in post...
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Miss Young, do you want
to interview me?
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Cut. Cut, cut.
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Do you want to ask me
any more questions?
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No, I'm pretty much done.
Thank you.
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Stubeck, Billy,
you guys are up.
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Uh, we already gave, sir.
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Well, give again.
Come on, Stubeck,
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you're a big guy,
you oughta be giving
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more than anybody.
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Uh, captain,
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you understand that's not really
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how blood works.
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Excuse me, Rinaldi,
I spent enough time in combat.
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I've seen pretty much every
episode of Grey's Anatomy.
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I think I know
a little something about blood.
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Okay?
[Cell phone rings]
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Hang on.
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Okay.
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They located
the hijacked bloodmobiles.
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I want you guys there, ASAP.
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You see any vampires,
you shoot to kill.
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But I didn't get my free
punch and cookies, man.
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I'm kind of woozy from...
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The nurse said like
no strenuous activity
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for six to eight hours.
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Huh.
Oh, hold on.
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Uh, it's the vampires.
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Apparently, they're not taking
a six to eight hour break.
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Darn the luck.
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Now go out there and find out
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who hijacked my bloodmobiles!
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Now!
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[Rock music]
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[Sirens]
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♪ ♪
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Man, I am hungry.
You hungry?
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Here, John-John.
Dashell gave me two of them.
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What's this, man?
What flavor is this?
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What does it look like?
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Red.
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Thanks, man.
This is cool.
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I mean,
I'm in pretty good shape,
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you know what I mean?
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But it still takes
a lot out of a man
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when he gives blood.
I'm just sayin'.
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Why do you always tell me
you're in good shape?
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Do I?
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Yeah, kind of.
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I mean, come on,
I see you every day.
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I know you're in good shape.
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Oh, so you, uh...
You noticed?
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Yes, John-John.
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You have a nice body.
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Thank you.
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Now, is there something
you want to say to me?
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Thank you for noticing
I have a nice body?
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[Ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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Ah, will you look at that?
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A thing of beauty.
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Man, I love my job.
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John-John, come on.
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There's probably vampires
in there.
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What,
what do you want me to get,
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the "uhh-v" gun?
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[Laughing]
You mean the UV gun?
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I know how to spell it,
Carla.
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Fine.
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Yo, where's Billy?
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Eh, he's been snoozing
since we gave blood.
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Oh, I don't blame him.
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I mean, giving blood takes
a lot out of somebody.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, look at me.
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I mean,
I'm in pretty good shape...
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Damn.
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I do say that a lot,
don't I?
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Well, you take care
of your body.
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That's to be commended.
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Me, I have
subcutaneous fat,
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so gettin' that "v" shape is
basically out of the question.
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I've been doing
this great workout,
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you know, the P90X...
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You guys want to kill
some monsters?
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Or should we just hang out,
and talk about our bodies?
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Wow.
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This could be a setup,
everybody.
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Be very, very careful
getting inside these things.
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I got your back,
go ahead.
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Baby, you good?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
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Oh... zombie!
Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!
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Oh... zombie!
Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!
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You see,
that's why I wanted my bat.
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"Uhh-v" gun doesn't work
on zombies.
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Nice shot.
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[Pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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[Heavy breathing]
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[Screams]
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Oh, no!
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No! No, no, no, no!
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[Hisses]
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[Screams]
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[Heavy breathing]
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Rinaldi, John-John,
cover the mobile...
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Bloodmobiles.
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We're in pursuit of a vamp.
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[Breathes hard]
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Time-out!
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I call time.
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Ah!
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- Whoo!
- Time-out?
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Aw, time-out.
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Listen,
she's not gonna stop
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'cause you called
time-out, stu.
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You slept in the car.
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I power-napped.
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Well, then power-run
after her,
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and I'll stay here,
in case she doubles back.
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[Breathes hard]
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You know what,
I'm not gonna leave my partner.
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You'd do that for me?
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Actually, I'm pretty tired.
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[Over intercom]
Stubeck, Pierce,
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please return.
Code three.
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Officers Rinaldi and Johnson
in need of immediate backup.
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[Intercom static]
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Ten-four.
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Now we gotta walk
all the way back.
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Why didn't we drive?
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You know, that's what
I love about New York,
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you need a cab and...
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Boom, it's right there.
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You know,
I used to drive a cab.
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- Did you really?
- Uh-huh.
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I drove a cab for two years
in Minneapolis.
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You know what,
there is not one part
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of that sentence that I envy.
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Whoa!
[Exhales heavily]
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But you look like a guy who
could drive a cab.
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What does that mean?
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How do I look like a guy
that would drive a cab?
260
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Explain that to me.
261
00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:55,434
[Zombie growl]
262
00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:56,835
Jesus!
263
00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,370
Whoa,
that was close.
264
00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,471
Yeah.
265
00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,106
[Rock music]
266
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,774
[Zombies growling]
267
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,777
[Dance music]
268
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:06,778
♪ ♪
269
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,914
Why so serious, gorgeous?
270
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,949
Right. Party.
271
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,118
[Bullet and Snowfox's
Supergirl]
272
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,121
♪ I'm taking over
from the underground ♪
273
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,424
♪ got all my tricks
from the lost and found ♪
274
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:23,862
♪ I'm comin' for ya,
I'm comin' comin' for ya, yeah ♪
275
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:27,032
♪ I sting sweet
like a honey bee ♪
276
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,402
♪ I'm comin' for ya,
I'm comin' comin' for ya, yeah ♪
277
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,937
[Hisses]
278
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:35,641
♪ Rising up, live it out,
take it all ♪
279
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,643
♪ Supergirl ♪
280
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,182
Jesus, what's with
all the zombies?
281
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,285
There's a whole lot of them
out there, damn!
282
00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:48,253
Where the hell they comin' from?
[Zombie roars]
283
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,988
- Ah!
- Bitch.
284
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,056
- John-John?
- Yeah, yeah.
285
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,391
Look.
286
00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:53,926
- I'm on it.
- All right.
287
00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:54,993
What the...
288
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,628
Okay.
289
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,563
Whoever kills more zombies
buys breakfast.
290
00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,831
You mean gets
a free breakfast.
291
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,199
[Grunts]
292
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,234
No, I'm saying
I'm gonna buy you breakfast.
293
00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,235
Well,
that's very sweet of you.
294
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:04,836
- You're welcome.
- Uh-huh.
295
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,171
Left, Carla, left!
296
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,073
- Carla, what are you doing?
- I'm out of ammo.
297
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,976
Don't worry, baby.
I got you, I got you.
298
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,745
- Damn it.
- Where's the ammo?
299
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,780
In the car.
300
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,315
See, the bat
never runs out of ammo.
301
00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:17,316
What?
302
00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:18,383
[Zombie screams]
303
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,353
[Grunts]
304
00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,989
No bat, no gun, no ammo.
305
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,957
No [Bleep].
306
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,364
[Dance music]
307
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:35,634
Hey, do you work at subway?
308
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,669
Because you just gave me
a foot-long.
309
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,538
[Fakes laugh]
310
00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,906
Classy.
311
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:46,511
Chad, why are such a wiener?
312
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,913
Thanks for that.
313
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,648
It's my first time here.
314
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,049
I'm Amber, by the way.
315
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,851
Hi. Natalie.
316
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,187
So, um, who'd you come with?
317
00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:57,923
Oh. Some guy
that I met at a club.
318
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,892
[Scoffs]
But I don't see him.
319
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,761
You know Rico,
though, right?
320
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,929
Oh, yeah, yeah.
321
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,431
Um, you mean, um...
322
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,000
It's Rico's house.
323
00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,234
[Laughing]
Yeah, I know.
324
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:13,405
Don't worry, though,
Rico is gonna love you.
325
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,874
What's going on over there?
326
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:19,945
Oh. Okay, well,
she just gave blood
327
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:25,584
and Rico just gave her
a black kiss.
328
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,620
It's a nice little buzz
from his saliva.
329
00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,389
There's something
in his saliva?
330
00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:32,424
Ye,
every vampire has it.
331
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:35,027
I hear it tastes
like jager.
332
00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:37,829
You know, give blood,
get buzzed.
333
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,666
Give blood,
get buzzed.
334
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,135
Yeah,
if you give blood first,
335
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,504
it's supposed to make the buzz
a lot more intense.
336
00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:48,040
Are you sure it's okay
to be drinking that?
337
00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,841
[Laughs]
Oh, my God.
338
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,676
You sound just like my mom.
339
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,212
Don't worry, mom,
I haven't tried it.
340
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,714
Yet.
341
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,517
[Both laugh]
342
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,753
I know you.
343
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,355
I don't know you.
344
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,590
Amber.
345
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,660
Amber, I'm Rico.
346
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:13,098
Welcome to my den...
of iniquity.
347
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,366
I'm kidding.
348
00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:15,901
Mostly.
349
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:21,606
But you ladies need
to officially join the party.
350
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,608
Okay.
[Laughs]
351
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,611
[Raucous music]
352
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,247
♪ ♪
353
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,382
You called Billy and Stubeck,
right?
354
00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,584
Yeah, what the hell
happened to them?
355
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,885
How did you guys
run out of ammo?
356
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,587
Don't you have like extra ammo,
just in case?
357
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,022
Hey, you shut up!
358
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,657
Hey Carla, remember when
we were talking
359
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:41,626
about having sex if we were
about to die?
360
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,228
You talked about it.
361
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,063
Oh, yeah, my bad.
362
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,534
Keys!
363
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,437
[Struggles]
364
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,272
Ha ha, who's your hero now,
huh?
365
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,942
You get us out of here,
I just might reconsider.
366
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,376
Get... no!
367
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,412
Hey, I'll do man stuff
with you, whatever, I'll...
368
00:13:00,414 --> 00:13:02,147
- Whoa!
- Whoa! [Screams]
369
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,387
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
370
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:14,391
Holy crap!
371
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,660
Okay.
Okay, we gotta get up.
372
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:17,928
We gotta get up.
373
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,163
Oh, what do we do now?
374
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,898
We're gonna wait for
Billy and Stubeck
375
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,566
to get their asses over here,
that's what we're gonna do.
376
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,535
[Bleep].
Okay.
377
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,536
Watch out, watch out!
378
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,570
Blood incoming,
could be infected.
379
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,771
What?
380
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,707
- What are you doing?
- No, no! What?
381
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,141
It's fruit punch.
382
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,743
It's fruit punch?
Really?
383
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,346
Look!
Fruit punch and cookies!
384
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,682
Look.
385
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,351
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,987
I got it.
[Laughs]
387
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,088
[Growls]
388
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:48,192
[Grunts]
No!
389
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,927
[Growls]
390
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:52,830
Did you see the brains
that came out of that?
391
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,131
- Ugh.
- Yeah.
392
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,399
[Laughs]
393
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,234
All right, let's go.
Come on, chop chop!
394
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,269
Lift me up.
Help her out, Kevin.
395
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,405
Both: - One, two, three.
- Lift.
396
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,674
[Straining]
Go, go, go!
397
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,646
Hey, I think I see
Billy and Stubeck!
398
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,181
Stubeck, Pierce,
we need ammo.
399
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,283
Repeat, we need ammo.
400
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,286
- [Over intercom]
Ten-four, we're on our way.
401
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,355
Are you eating something?
402
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,857
Cookie.
403
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,991
[Over intercom]
Save us cookies.
404
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,993
We'll get you ammo.
405
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,330
[Dance music]
406
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:30,701
♪ Your head is spinning
but it won't slow ♪
407
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:35,439
♪ you celebrate the friends
you don't know ♪
408
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,475
♪ you look around,
but everybody's gone ♪
409
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,611
♪ you're out here
on your own ♪
410
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,715
♪ ♪
411
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,618
♪ you look around
with no direction home ♪
412
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,787
♪ you're out here
on your own ♪
413
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:54,224
♪ ♪
414
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:59,063
♪ hold on, you know
that you're the one ♪
415
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,233
♪ go around,
the universal song ♪
416
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:08,272
♪ go down,
see them all dumb ♪
417
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,873
♪ go around ♪
418
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,076
♪ the universal song ♪
419
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,578
Good girl.
420
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,848
I'm...
not sure if I'm ready.
421
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,550
Then why are you here?
422
00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:25,556
Why are you here, Amber?
423
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,191
Come on.
It's not like
424
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:30,694
it's gonna kill you,
or anything.
425
00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:50,914
You're welcome here
anytime, Amber.
426
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,326
I figured
you'd come around.
427
00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:09,433
Nice.
428
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,767
Night, night.
429
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:18,475
[Rock music]
430
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,077
♪ ♪
431
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,212
Get your hands off!
432
00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:25,482
Why are we throwing
them ammo?
433
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,783
I mean, why don't we
just start shooting 'em?
434
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,485
Because Carla's inside
the bloodmobile.
435
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,254
And I won't be responsible
for you missing a zombie
436
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,688
and taking
that woman's head off.
437
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,190
Well, then you know what,
I should throw 'em
438
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,359
'cause I was the quarterback on
my high school football team.
439
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,693
Oh, yeah? Varsity?
440
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:37,961
- JV.
- Mm-hmm.
441
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,163
That being said,
I went to the same high school
442
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,330
as Matthew McConaughey.
443
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,798
What does that mean?
444
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,767
I was a catcher
on the baseball team.
445
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,169
- Varsity.
- Oh, really?
446
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,270
Catcher?
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,371
Is that 'cause
you had a good arm,
448
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,438
or 'cause you're a big guy?
449
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,473
Damn it, Billy,
450
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,674
I am very comfortable
at this weight.
451
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,910
- I am an attractive man...
- Yo, what the [Bleep]?
452
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:53,911
Help!
453
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,512
Oh...
454
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,580
Aw.
455
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,515
- That's off.
- Seriously?
456
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,018
Nice work, JV.
Gimme that.
457
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,891
That'll do it.
[Grunts]
458
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,260
- Ammo!
Both: - Cookies!
459
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,763
- Hey, great minds.
- Yeah.
460
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:18,936
- Ho!
- Boom.
461
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,438
- Comin' high.
- Oh!
462
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,410
- Nice one.
- Thank you.
463
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,511
He would've been out
at second on that one.
464
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,513
Absolutely.
465
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:34,818
Ooh!
466
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,186
Both: Oh!
467
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,754
She is a good marksman,
Carla.
468
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,323
What do you know
about accuracy?
469
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,358
[Laughs]
Burn!
470
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,659
- Got 'em.
- Winning.
471
00:17:51,764 --> 00:17:54,166
Officer Landry.
472
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,234
Where are you going?
You look all dolled up.
473
00:17:56,236 --> 00:17:59,871
Uh, you...
made me...
474
00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:02,574
Follow your niece
to a party.
475
00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:05,477
Yes!
Yes, I did.
476
00:18:05,479 --> 00:18:08,413
Do you know how long it's been
since I've been to a party?
477
00:18:08,415 --> 00:18:11,016
Wednesday.
Last Wednesday.
478
00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:12,884
Anyway, did you find anything
about my niece
479
00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:14,319
I should worry about?
480
00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:16,154
Your niece
seems really sweet, captain.
481
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:18,256
I...
I do think that...
482
00:18:18,258 --> 00:18:20,392
Her group of friends might be
483
00:18:20,394 --> 00:18:22,494
starting to get into
a little bit of trouble.
484
00:18:22,496 --> 00:18:23,562
What kind of trouble?
485
00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:25,063
If she's into some crazy crap,
486
00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:28,233
I want to put somebody
with experience on the case.
487
00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:30,802
You know...
488
00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:34,773
I think that it's just...
The normal teenage stuff.
489
00:18:34,775 --> 00:18:37,209
Parties. Boys.
490
00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,810
Some drinking.
491
00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:40,479
Nothing too serious.
492
00:18:40,481 --> 00:18:42,447
But, uh...
493
00:18:42,449 --> 00:18:45,217
If you want, I mean,
I could try to find out more.
494
00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:48,420
You can never be too safe
with kids, right?
495
00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,255
I think that's
a good idea.
496
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:51,990
And you have
the appropriate outfits?
497
00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:54,426
Uh...I mean,
just to blend in...
498
00:18:54,428 --> 00:18:55,794
Tube tops, short shorts,
499
00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:57,863
navel ring...
That kind of stuff?
500
00:18:57,865 --> 00:19:01,233
- I have outfits, yes.
- Excellent.
501
00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:02,668
Very good.
502
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,202
Wow, look at this.
503
00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:06,004
I see you gave blood..
504
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,172
Well done, "kristen."
505
00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:08,340
Oh.
506
00:19:08,342 --> 00:19:09,341
I might just do
the same, exact thing
507
00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,776
tomorrow morning.
508
00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:13,578
- Such a giver, captain.
- Ha ha.
509
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:17,082
It's just a little prick,
that's all.
510
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:20,419
[Rock music]
511
00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:21,687
How's it going down there?
My blood good?
512
00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:23,255
Everything coming out
the way you want it?
513
00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:24,723
You're doing great.
Just relax.
514
00:19:24,725 --> 00:19:26,391
I am relaxed.
You relax.
515
00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:27,559
I'm very relaxed.
516
00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:30,429
I've done this many, many,
many times.
517
00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:31,596
You're almost done.
518
00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:32,764
Almost done?
I just sat down like two...
519
00:19:32,766 --> 00:19:34,332
Holy crap!
My blood's coming out fast.
520
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:35,767
Is that normal?
521
00:19:35,769 --> 00:19:37,202
That's absolutely normal.
522
00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:38,370
[Breathing heavily]
Okay.
523
00:19:38,372 --> 00:19:39,738
You, sir...
524
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,907
Are...
good to go.
525
00:19:41,909 --> 00:19:43,275
[Exhales]
Ah, okay.
526
00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:46,611
Happy to do my part,
ma'am.
527
00:19:46,613 --> 00:19:47,846
Part of being a giver.
528
00:19:47,848 --> 00:19:49,981
Look what I got for you.
529
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:53,218
Ahh! Animal crackers.
Ha ha!
530
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,987
Some things just make you
feel young again, you know?
531
00:19:55,989 --> 00:19:58,190
I know exactly
what you mean.
532
00:19:58,192 --> 00:20:01,193
[Indie rock music]
533
00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:03,762
♪ ♪
534
00:20:03,764 --> 00:20:05,664
These are so good.
535
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:08,633
My mom used to feed us jerky.
Jerky, and sometimes peanuts.
536
00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:11,336
We were never allowed
to have crackers...
537
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:12,370
Or cookies.
538
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,641
I bet some people panic, huh?
539
00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:21,580
They're shooting
a porn movie in here.
540
00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:22,914
[Growls, women screaming]
541
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,549
Unfortunately, I was
in the bathroom masturbating
542
00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:25,851
the whole time.
Excuse me?
543
00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:27,185
We're coming up
on a full moon.
544
00:20:27,187 --> 00:20:28,954
I just need to make sure
that you're in compliance.
545
00:20:28,956 --> 00:20:29,955
Yes, yes.
546
00:20:29,957 --> 00:20:31,022
[Screaming, wolf roaring]
547
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:32,958
He escaped, officer.
[Growls]
548
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,426
Freeze!
549
00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:35,594
There's nothing going on
out here.
550
00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,929
[Growls]
551
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,731
That's how you kick
some wolf ass.
552
00:20:39,733 --> 00:20:41,633
- Honey, stop it.
- One of these days.
553
00:20:42,368 --> 00:20:46,968
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