Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:23,213 --> 00:00:24,423
Shadi.
2
00:00:26,386 --> 00:00:28,598
Shadi. I wanna go see Jiddo.
3
00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:33,065
You said we're gonna go see
Grandpa in the village.
4
00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,236
You're too good to face.
5
00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:50,851
The fuck happened
to the iPads, man?
6
00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:52,437
Misho said you screwed
the whole damn thing up.
7
00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,775
- I know, man, I know.
- Yo, man. Don't sweat it.
8
00:00:54,776 --> 00:00:57,071
I told this guy it's too much
responsibility to give you.
9
00:00:57,072 --> 00:00:59,242
As long as you're safe.
Are you safe?
10
00:00:59,243 --> 00:01:01,496
You look like shit.
11
00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:05,129
I got you some water and aspirin.
12
00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:06,549
You're really gonna want to take this.
13
00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:08,845
Hey, whoever's there,
can you give him a little smack?
14
00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:13,062
Who's that? Been there a day,already got yourself a little situation.
15
00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:16,026
This is my cousin, Amani.
16
00:01:16,027 --> 00:01:18,280
My uncle's daughter.
I'm at my uncle's house.
17
00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,252
Yeah, cousin!
18
00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,883
We love your family.
I know the American side.
19
00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:29,679
Hamdallah, really good family.Good people.
20
00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,269
Thank you. Really nice
to meet you, but I got to go.
21
00:01:34,105 --> 00:01:36,693
Um, the driver's gonna take you
to see Jiddo
22
00:01:36,694 --> 00:01:38,445
'cause Shadi's obviously
not in any state.
23
00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,534
I'm sorry, I'd come with you,
but I have to be at the gallery all day.
24
00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,830
No. Thank you for setting it up.
Oh. It's okay.
25
00:01:42,831 --> 00:01:44,667
Bye. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah.
26
00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:48,675
Damn. Bro, that's your cousin? Fuck!
27
00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,846
A hot Egyptian,
28
00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:53,726
speaks bangin' English.
29
00:01:53,727 --> 00:01:56,356
Lock it up‐‐
the exploration is over!
30
00:01:56,357 --> 00:01:58,570
What part of
"she's my cousin" don't you get?
31
00:01:58,571 --> 00:02:01,158
What do you mean? It's perfect.
It's all family.
32
00:02:01,159 --> 00:02:03,245
That's it. No in‐laws.
Don't have to worry about anything,
33
00:02:03,246 --> 00:02:04,832
it's been happening
since the beginning of time.
34
00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,836
I'm‐‐I'm not having
this conversation, okay?
35
00:02:06,837 --> 00:02:08,548
- It's disgusting.
- Propaganda.
36
00:02:08,549 --> 00:02:10,594
Man, look.
Here, just take the damn thing.
37
00:02:10,595 --> 00:02:13,015
Dude, that birth defect stuff
is bullshit, man.
38
00:02:13,016 --> 00:02:17,190
It only goes up from, like, 1.4%
to 2.8% for something to be off.
39
00:02:17,191 --> 00:02:19,862
It's only a real problem
when the kids of the cousins
40
00:02:19,863 --> 00:02:21,156
start hookin' up with the cousins.
41
00:02:21,157 --> 00:02:23,578
So if you don't have any cousins
above you, you're fine, bro.
42
00:02:23,579 --> 00:02:25,957
Maybe you should look into seeing
if your grandparents are cousins.
43
00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:27,878
Find out if your grandparents
are cousins.
44
00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:39,819
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
why‐you, why‐you, why‐you, why?
45
00:03:48,624 --> 00:03:50,460
Ah!
46
00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:45,111
Hey hey hey hey!
47
00:06:29,236 --> 00:06:30,446
Hey‐Hey‐‐.
48
00:07:43,969 --> 00:07:45,805
Jiddo.
49
00:07:45,806 --> 00:07:47,852
Jiddo. Jiddo.
50
00:08:47,846 --> 00:08:49,724
You're looking a little sweaty.
51
00:08:49,725 --> 00:08:51,435
What?
52
00:08:51,436 --> 00:08:53,567
You wanna take a shower?
53
00:08:55,988 --> 00:08:57,992
I‐‐I could really use a shower.
54
00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:01,666
We can take a shower together.
55
00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:06,509
Who cares if I'm your cousin?
56
00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:10,474
Fuck.
57
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:21,038
No, I can't, I can't.
58
00:09:21,706 --> 00:09:23,668
I got to shower by myself.
59
00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:01,661
Ramy?
60
00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:55,099
Habibi, habibi, habibi.
61
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,979
Habibi.
62
00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:39,142
Jiddo.
63
00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,567
Jiddo. Jiddo.
64
00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:45,236
Jiddo. Help!
65
00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:46,238
Help!
66
00:13:26,946 --> 00:13:27,948
Hello.
67
00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:29,827
Hello.
68
00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:49,030
Did you just pretend to kill yourself
at Grandpa's funeral?
69
00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:51,619
God, it's so much, dude.
70
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,455
It's so depressing.
71
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:56,547
He wouldn't have wanted any of this.
Like, who are these people?
72
00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:58,759
How are you holding up?
73
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:02,558
Um... I‐‐I don't know.
74
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,564
I mean, it was really crazy
to walk in on him like that.
75
00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:08,153
Yeah. No, I‐‐I get that.
76
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,954
Do you wanna hang out later?
77
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,253
Uh...
78
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:19,007
you wanna hang out with me?
79
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:22,598
Yeah, dude, we're cousins
and we haven't spent any time together.
80
00:14:22,599 --> 00:14:25,520
And I don't want to hang out in the house.
81
00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,483
I could change
and we could go somewhere.
82
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,112
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool.
83
00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:31,282
Cool. All right.
84
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:45,267
What are you talking about?
85
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,353
It's not that weird.
86
00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:48,817
How do you know
what mummies smell like?
87
00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:51,154
Because I studied archeology.
You know this.
88
00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:54,578
We used to go on digs
and go to museums,
89
00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:57,835
and we used to pack them
with these spices.
90
00:14:57,836 --> 00:14:59,755
Just trust me, they smell good.
91
00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:02,010
So you smell 'em, like,
every weekend, or what?
92
00:15:02,011 --> 00:15:04,765
I want to, but, um...
93
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:08,732
yeah, to take it seriously,
you kind of have to study abroad,
94
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:13,825
and I met someone here,
and then the revolution happened,
95
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:17,457
so I didn't really feel
like I could leave, so...
96
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:22,009
I mean, I could have left,
but I felt a responsibility to stay.
97
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:26,100
I'm kind of working in my friend's gallery
until I figure it out.
98
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,022
Tha‐‐That's really cool, though.
99
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:31,903
You still, uh, seein' anyone?
No.
100
00:15:31,904 --> 00:15:35,284
It's, uh, tricky to date here...
101
00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:37,413
especially if you've been divorced.
102
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,750
You were married?
103
00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:41,798
Yeah. To that guy.
For, like, a month.
104
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,635
Grandpa hated him.
105
00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:45,807
Probably should have listened to him.
106
00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:50,816
Yeah, guys here
either want to marry a virgin
107
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,360
or have sex on the first date.
108
00:15:52,361 --> 00:15:53,780
Wow. Yeah.
109
00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:57,329
Just nothing in between.
Nope, not here.
110
00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,668
How 'bout you?
111
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,589
You know, I'm kinda
trying to figure it out.
112
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:05,219
Yeah?
Like, everything in general,
113
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,808
but also, you know...
114
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,520
who I want to be with, I guess.
115
00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:11,314
I, uh...
116
00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:14,864
I've dated women who think
it's crazy that I believe in God.
117
00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,870
Like God God, not... yoga.
118
00:16:17,871 --> 00:16:19,790
Ya know, like‐‐.
119
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,459
Mm‐hm.
Like, and I try to tell them,
120
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:24,550
I'm like, "Child's pose and prayer,
are the same position",
121
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:28,516
like, we're so close,
we're almost doing the same thing."
122
00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:33,192
Yeah, I've dated Muslim women, and...
123
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,487
I feel like the problem's really that
124
00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:37,074
I just don't know
what kind of Muslim I am.
125
00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:39,120
Like, there's Friday prayers,
126
00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:41,041
and then there's Friday night,
127
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,253
and‐‐and‐‐and I'm, like, at both,
128
00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:45,926
you know, like, I wanna pray,
I wanna go to the party,
129
00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:48,347
and I'm breaking some rules,
I'm following others,
130
00:16:48,348 --> 00:16:51,019
and I thought coming here
would give me some clarity
131
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,398
and‐‐and help me figure it out,
132
00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:56,656
just being in this country,
seeing Grandpa...
133
00:16:56,657 --> 00:17:00,748
But I don't know, obviously
that hasn't really... worked.
134
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,722
There's somewhere I wanna take you.
135
00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:11,936
It's really close.
136
00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:15,653
You'll get it when we get there,
just... don't freak out.
137
00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:18,324
Okay.
138
00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:20,830
Yeah, let's go.
139
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,297
Wow.
140
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:34,763
Oh, yeah.
This is a lot less touristy.
141
00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:48,124
That is for you. This is insane.
142
00:19:58,394 --> 00:20:00,314
You're definitely liking this.
143
00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:04,532
Oh, my God.
144
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:07,119
That's a full‐on dervish.
145
00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:13,340
Wow. I know.
146
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:18,016
Come with me, got to get on.
Both of us?
147
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,645
Yes. No, get on. On this?
148
00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:21,189
Get on. Okay, okay.
149
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,320
All right, get your feet up.
150
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:25,823
You good? Yeah.
151
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,201
You're not gonna die. Probably.
152
00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:29,791
Okay.
153
00:20:37,515 --> 00:20:40,227
I can't stop thinking about that prayer.
154
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:43,901
Some people think I'm insane
for going there, but...
155
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:46,574
I tend to overthink things, and it‐‐.
156
00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:50,455
That place is...
157
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,628
where I learned to just give in.
158
00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,677
I‐‐I felt that.
159
00:20:56,678 --> 00:21:00,519
And‐‐And it made me think,
you know...
160
00:21:02,313 --> 00:21:04,527
maybe that's why I came here.
161
00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:06,740
To‐‐.
162
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,620
To give in.
163
00:21:14,547 --> 00:21:16,175
Ramy...
164
00:21:17,762 --> 00:21:20,808
I think we're...
165
00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:24,065
both just feeling a lot of things...
166
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,528
because Grandpa just died.
167
00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:28,699
Yeah, yeah. I‐Yeah. Sorry.
168
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,454
I was just trying to, like, give in,
but I...
169
00:21:31,455 --> 00:21:33,627
Yeah, we're cousins, so...
170
00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:36,800
We're cousins. Yeah.
171
00:21:40,348 --> 00:21:41,768
So what?
172
00:21:43,229 --> 00:21:45,566
I know it's weird, but you get me.
173
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:48,321
And‐And we have so much in common‐‐.
174
00:21:48,322 --> 00:21:50,577
Because we're related.
175
00:21:51,704 --> 00:21:54,458
Okay, look, if you're‐‐
if you're not feeling it, it's okay.
176
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:57,715
Look, I haven't...
177
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,808
had this in a really long time.
178
00:22:02,768 --> 00:22:04,229
But...
179
00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:09,029
Well, then,
if you feel it and I feel it,
180
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:10,576
then why should we judge that feeling?
181
00:22:12,036 --> 00:22:13,832
We're cousins.
182
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,213
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
183
00:22:18,174 --> 00:22:19,594
We're cousins.
184
00:22:25,731 --> 00:22:27,776
We're... cousins.
13592
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof