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HULU PRESENTS
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I sometimes forget
that you actually live here, bro.
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This bed, man.
No wonder your posture's all fucked up.
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Explains your behavior, actually.
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Dude, my posture's fine.
It's not a problem.
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No, man, all seriousness,
we're really proud of you, bro.
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Goin' back to Egypt, the motherland.
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Dude, I know. I haven't been there
for, like, 15 years.
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Just don't eat the street
food, though.
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You can get a monster parasite.
And don't pet any dogs. Or any animals.
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They're probably harboring
some kind of anger or rage,
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bite you, and then you end up dying.
Don't do that.
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No, dude, I'm not gonna eat
any of the street food.
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I'm only gonna eat,
like, authentic shit.
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Home‐cooked meals,
I'm gonna go visit the mosques‐‐
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I wanna be somewhere
where I'm surrounded by Muslims.
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You know? It's like none of this
confusion that we have here.
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Like, it's gonna be...
it's gonna be amazing, man.
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That's beautiful, bro.
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Look, man, I need you
to sell these three iPads for me.
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What?
Look, the taxes in Egypt on electronics
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are through the roof.
We mark these down a little bit,
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make a lot of money, and put my kid
through another year of preschool.
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No, I'm not doing that.
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Come on, just put 'em
in one of your bags.
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Dude, I have one bag,
and I'm not gonna fill it with iPads.
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I don't even have room. See?
I can barely even get my shoes in.
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What do you mean
you're taking just one bag?
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What, are you backpacking in Europe?
You goin' on a canoe trip?
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You got to bring stuff.
You can't show up empty‐handed, bro.
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You got to bring shit back
for me too.
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I told my wife you'd get us
some pistachios.
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I'm not bringing stuff.
I'm not even gonna be in Cairo, okay?
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I'm mostly gonna be in the village
at my grandpa's. So‐‐.
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Take it easy, okay?
Bro, you always do this, man.
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I'm doin' somethin' simple,
and you're making it complicated.
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Can you stop being
so stubborn about this?
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You need a SIM card for your phone.
Roaming kills everybody.
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All right?
You just go to the Vodafone in Cairo,
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you speak to my boy Misho.
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You give him the three iPads,
he gives you cash.
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In return, you'll get a SIM card.
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I'm doin' you a favor here.
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I just can't believe you.
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Look. Look how easy this is.
Boom.
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This guy's constantly bitchin'.
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What is this?
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I thought you were flyin' by yourself,
bro. The family's comin'?
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No, they're not.
Mom, what is all this stuff?
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Habibi, there is only
these three bags, okay?
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I told everyone in the family
that you cannot bring anything.
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Who'd you say no to, exactly?
Everyone.
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Mom, I'm not bringin' all this shit.
It's crazy.
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Habibi, your father's family
misses you.
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Mom, they're just gonna
be happy to see me.
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They don't need me
to bring all this stuff.
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They do need you to.
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It's how you show your love, habibi.
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Re‐Bengay is how I show my love?
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Ah. Extra Strength.
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I use it all the time
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and I don't even need it sometimes‐‐
helps me go to sleep.
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- What?
- If you're gonna run away,
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take something with you
for your family.
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That's what I'm trying to tell him, khalo.
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When are you gonna travel
and explore the world?
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I still haven't explored this town.
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Can't fucking go anywhere.
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Habibi, everything is labeled
with everyone's name, okay?
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Make sure you get the right thing
to everyone.
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I didn't know you were takin'
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three or four bags,
I coulda fit my GoPros in there,
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we coulda flipped 'em
really easily.
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Khalto,
can we squeeze 'em in there maybe?
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No, no, no.
We don't have time, man.
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You got to be there
three hours early.
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You got it, khalo?
All right, cool. I'll get the other bags.
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Don't get up, Farouk.
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I'm‐‐I'm over there.
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Taxi?
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Uh, taxi?
Hey, hey. Hey, Captain.
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Come with me.
I give you a good rate.
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La shukraan. Listen to me.
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I take care of you,
we go wherever together, you and me.
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La shukraan. No, no, no!
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You will come with me?
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Shukraan. No, no, no!
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I love you. I love you more.
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Hey, I‐‐ No, I love you more!
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It's my motherfuckin' cousin.
What up, my nigga!
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C'mere!
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I can't believe
I'm seeing you right now.
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My mind is just blown.
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Bro, you don't have to speak to me
in Arabic. My English is premium.
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I went to AUC.
American University in Cairo, baby!
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Oh. Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.
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Anyway, cuz, you got style.
Look at you. Snapback.
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Hey, are those the OG editions?
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Yeah, they are.
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You pimp, man. You pimp.
Thanks, man.
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And the whole family
is just so excited to see you.
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I can't tell you.
Man, I can't wait to see them.
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It's‐‐lt's so amazing to be here.
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That's her right now. This is Mama.
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Hello. Hi, Mom.
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Okay. Bye, bye, bye. Bye.
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Hey, my Arabic's
a little bit rusty,
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but what does "Kutcher" mean again?
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Like, Ashton, bro. Ashton Kutcher.
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You know, you were standing out there
with the cabbies,
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you were like, "Dude, where's my car?"
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Classic film though, right?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's been a while.
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Yeah, it's been a bit, but you've seen
Two and a Half Men though, right?
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Uh... Dude, that shit got dope
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ever since they got rid of Charlie Sheen.
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Man, Ashton Kutcher just killed it!
The transition was seamless!
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He's such a professional.
Seems like they handled it really well.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. True.
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All right. Let's do this.
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You only brought four bags?
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Travelin' light, pimp. I love it!
Uh, thanks.
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Aw, man,
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I know the family was pressing you
to get stuff,
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and that's why I didn't ask for anything.
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Thank you.
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Plus, one of my boys flies
for Egyptian Air,
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and he hooks me up on the DL
all the time.
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Oh, dude. That's awesome.
Yeah, man.
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Just last month he got me some,
like, premium kush.
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Straight‐up narco shit.
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You know what? We're gonna roll that up
and smoke it when we get home, inshallah.
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It's gonna be good.
Dude, I'm gonna show you everything.
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I'm gonna give you the best tour of Egypt.
You're gonna love it.
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Oh, man, dude, I can't wait, man.
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Just to hang out with the family
and see all the sights,
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like, visit all the cool mosques.
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Wow, man,
you don't even need the kush.
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You straight‐up cray‐cray. Let's go.
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Yeah.
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Are we close to downtown?
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Like, by Tahrir, where the revolution
happened and stuff?
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No, no, we're not close.
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Wow, man.
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Can't wait to go to the village
to see Grandpa.
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Village sucks, bro,
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and it's really fuckin' far.
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You drive all the way there,
and Grandpa, I mean‐‐.
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Gedo is cool for, like,
five minutes, man.
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You're way too pimp
to hang out at the village, bro.
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Just follow my lead.
I swear, I'll show you the best time.
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I'll show you the real Cairo, bro.
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Okay.
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Hey, you hungry? You wanna
go grab a bite at Chili's or something?
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Chili's, like, the restaurant?
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Yeah, dude. I mean,
you were on that flight for ages,
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and they only serve,
like, hummus and shit.
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Let's get you some boneless B‐wings!
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Um... no, no, I'm‐‐
I'm good, man.
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I‐I figured we could have, like,
some Egyptian food, ya know?
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My mom said Tant Ammah is,
like, the best cook.
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Hey, whatever you want, homeboy.
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Check it out. There's the Pyramids.
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Wow.
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Wow! Bengay Extra Strength!
Habibi, habibi, habibi.
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I just do it!
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Mm! I just do it!
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Girls With Curls!
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Uh, Foreman.
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IPad!
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That's good. Mmm.
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Eee...
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Look at you, man. Don't worry,
it's stuffed pigeon. It's really good.
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Just Anthony Bourdain that shit,
you'll be fine.
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Hmm.
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Hey, dude. Save your energy.
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Don't bother talking politics with them.
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This entire generation
suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.
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They just love this shit.
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Chinese?
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Ramy,
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why did Obama strike
with his drones?
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He knew.
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All American presidents
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have to attack the Middle East.
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If he doesn't do that,
people will think he's Muslim.
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So you're saying he killed Muslims
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so people wouldn't find out
he's Muslim?
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Yes, of course!
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Ramy,
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don't be stubborn like your father.
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How's the pigeon, man?
Try it. It's real good.
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Tell you what, just finish it real quick
and let's go get changed,
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'cause I'm gonna take you
to a sick party tonight.
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No, I'm all right, man, I think
I'm just gonna lay low a little.
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I got, like, jet lag and stuff, and...
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One of my bros is, like,
the best house DJ in the country.
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You know DJ Tiësto? Yeah.
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Yeah, he retweeted his shit.
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I'm good, dude. I might just
maybe walk around a little bit.
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I think there's a mosque near here
I wanted to see. Um...
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I have it on my phone. Mosque?
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I mean, if you're gonna be
walkin' around town
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goin' to mosques and shit, we got to
at least get you a local number.
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Okay, yeah, I think I might know a guy.
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Um, I'm supposed to go see him.
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And give‐‐give the party a thought.
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What are you gonna do,
hang out with these guys?
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Look at 'em.
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Yeah.
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I tell you,
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this iPad is gonna change my life.
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Something so precious
needs protection.
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Oh...
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Hey, man, didn't you say
you were gonna sell those iPads?
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Yeah.
So we're gonna let him pick out a case?
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Welcome in the Egypt.
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Oh. Ah.
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You‐‐You criticize Trump,
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but Trump loves his family!
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He‐‐He gives them hotel,
he gives them work‐‐
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you don't think about your family!
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Man, I've never heard
the call to prayer this loud, man.
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There's a mosque right there.
We can pray Isha'a.
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Ramy, don't be so stubborn, nigga.
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I‐I told all my friends in there
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that I was gonna show up
with my cousin from America.
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Don't make me look like a bitch, man.
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I'm not tryin' to, man, I'm just‐‐.
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Look, I promise it'll be awesome.
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Plus, there's a ton
of hot chicks in there.
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That's, like, the last thing
I want right now.
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Like, I came here to get clarity,
not hook up.
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Look, man, I been dyin' to see you
and hang out with you,
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and I kinda feel like
you don't wanna hang out with me.
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Dude, I‐‐I just‐‐.
238
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Come on, man, I practically
set up this whole thing for you, man.
239
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,026
All right, man, thank you.
240
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:59,239
Let's go. Awright, boy!
241
00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:21,784
Hey, yo, motherfuckers,
this is my cousin Ramy from America!
242
00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:27,796
What's up, man?
243
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,758
Captain America!
What up, my nigga!
244
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,887
What's up.
We used to live on the same block
245
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:34,643
as Shadi, man. I remember you
when you were this small, dude.
246
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:36,146
Oh, okay, cool, yeah.
247
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,818
It's‐‐lt's... It's been a while,
sorry I don't remember.
248
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,697
I was... eight. It's all good.
249
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:42,241
How ya like Egypt, man?
250
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:45,289
Uh, haven't really had the chance
to see it yet,
251
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,499
like, all of it, you know?
252
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,420
So I'm lookin' forward to that.
253
00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:51,384
I mean, it's been complicated
the last couple years. Thanks, man.
254
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,681
You mean, like, like, since
the revolution and stuff, yeah?
255
00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:56,645
I was asking Shadi earlier,
I really wanna see Tahrir, man.
256
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,733
It's‐it's so cool that you guys
were all there,
257
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:00,612
I mean, it's‐‐it's amazing.
258
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:02,866
Yeah. Anyway, peace out, man.
Cheers.
259
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,912
I'll see you in a bit.
See you later, yeah.
260
00:19:04,913 --> 00:19:07,291
Bro, could you not talk about that shit?
261
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,588
It just brings in
a lot of negative energy.
262
00:19:09,589 --> 00:19:11,050
I'm just‐‐I'm just saying.
263
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,806
Okay. Yeah. Um...
264
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:16,936
I'm gonna‐‐
I'm just gonna get some fresh air.
265
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:18,815
Sure, man. Do your thing.
I'll be around.
266
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,443
Yeah.
All right. I'll be right here.
267
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,538
Uh... hi.
268
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:56,558
Oh, okay.
269
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:25,448
Oh.
270
00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:37,263
Okay.
271
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,612
It's, like, the Nile?
272
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,285
Uh, okay.
273
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,922
Okay, yeah.
274
00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:03,189
Yo. Bro.
275
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:07,197
Yo, man, I‐I just met someone,
I‐I think she's your friend?
276
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,578
This, like, really... cute girl, she‐‐
277
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:11,623
she said they were going
to another party that was more chill.
278
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:12,959
Maybe we could go with them?
279
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,422
Dude, that's fuckin' awesome.
You found a chick already?
280
00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:17,009
I knew my cousin was a player!
281
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,428
You're like fuckin' Hitch, man.
282
00:21:18,429 --> 00:21:20,098
Here. Try this.
283
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:21,810
What? Hitch.
284
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:24,691
Will Smith in that film?
He's really good with chicks?
285
00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:26,235
No, yeah, but, du‐‐.
286
00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:30,661
Shadi, I‐‐
It'll help with the jet lag.
287
00:21:30,662 --> 00:21:32,248
Are you serious, bro?
288
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,043
What?
289
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,213
I‐‐
290
00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:42,603
Bro... can I talk to you outside
for a minute?
291
00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,248
What the fuck, bro?
292
00:21:53,249 --> 00:21:55,253
Like, what are you on about?
293
00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:57,715
I thought you were cool, man,
from New York‐‐
294
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,260
I thought you were my nigga, man.
295
00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:01,807
All right, dude,
you really got to stop saying that.
296
00:22:01,808 --> 00:22:03,602
Saying what? The N‐word.
297
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:05,648
You can't say that shit,
you can't just shout it.
298
00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:07,610
You realize how offensive
that is to black people?
299
00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:11,159
Dude, Egypt's in Africa!
We're African!
300
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,329
You're black, I'm black‐‐
we can say that shit.
301
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,083
No, dude, I am not black.
302
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,920
I didn't know you were so judgy, bro.
303
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:19,008
You judged me earlier for not prayin',
304
00:22:19,009 --> 00:22:21,429
and now‐and now you tell me
what I can say and what I can't say?
305
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:24,059
I'm just worried about you, dude.
You're doin' coke. That's dangerous.
306
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,145
What do you think of us here?
307
00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:28,401
Y‐you're comin' in here, talkin' to people
about the revolution and shit.
308
00:22:28,402 --> 00:22:32,660
Bro, we saw people die
in front of our fuckin' eyes.
309
00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:34,541
You think we wanna keep talkin'
about that shit?
310
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:39,465
Man, Todi, his sister
went to jail for holding up a sign,
311
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:41,260
and she fuckin' died.
312
00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:43,473
And I see you being all spiritual and shit
313
00:22:43,474 --> 00:22:45,478
and trying to make meaning of all of this?
314
00:22:46,564 --> 00:22:48,776
Look, I don't know where God is,
315
00:22:48,777 --> 00:22:51,240
but I sure as fuck know
he's not here right now.
316
00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:55,623
I'm lost, man. Everybody's lost.
317
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,710
I'm like fuckin' Ashton Kutcher,
318
00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,257
but I'm like,
"Dude, where's my country?"
319
00:23:00,258 --> 00:23:01,677
I don't know.
320
00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:03,138
I don't fuckin' know.
321
00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:06,853
So yeah,
I thought you were my nigga.
322
00:23:06,854 --> 00:23:08,566
But I guess I was wrong, man.
323
00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:33,825
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
324
00:23:35,411 --> 00:23:37,497
Dude, I‐I'm sorry, man.
325
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,502
I was being really selfish and‐‐.
326
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,963
No, man, that's not what I'm talk‐‐.
327
00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:43,092
Did you just drink all that water
out of the tap?
328
00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:44,345
Yeah.
329
00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:47,852
Shit, man, you can't be drinkin' water
out of the sink in Cairo, bro.
330
00:23:47,853 --> 00:23:49,481
That shit'll fuck up your body.
331
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,448
Ahh.
332
00:23:54,449 --> 00:23:57,330
You're gonna be so fucked later, bro.
333
00:24:12,193 --> 00:24:13,278
Okay.
334
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,536
Yeah.
335
00:24:46,888 --> 00:24:48,097
Hey.
336
00:24:48,098 --> 00:24:50,728
Um...
337
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:52,439
wh‐what are you doing here?
338
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,780
I was just getting some water.
Are you okay?
339
00:24:57,618 --> 00:24:59,787
What did my brother do to you you?
340
00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:01,709
I'm sorry, I know how Shadi gets.
341
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:07,678
Yeah, Sh‐Shadi, your...
your brother. Yeah.
342
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:09,807
My, um, my cousin.
343
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,435
I, um...
344
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:13,232
I need to use the‐Sorry.
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