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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:01,811 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:04,347 --> 00:00:06,352 Take off your pants. 3 00:00:06,377 --> 00:00:09,286 - What? - Just do it. 4 00:00:09,318 --> 00:00:11,287 Come on. 5 00:00:11,321 --> 00:00:13,883 This guys is a real bad news, huh? 6 00:00:13,908 --> 00:00:15,868 I need him to go away. 7 00:00:15,893 --> 00:00:17,571 Let's say I have a friend. 8 00:00:17,596 --> 00:00:20,099 He takes care of your problem. 9 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:23,022 We're out of cinnamon, so... 10 00:00:23,047 --> 00:00:24,185 What do you want? 11 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:26,112 Is there any way you could take her for the night? 12 00:00:26,146 --> 00:00:28,636 So you can bone some other pregnant lady's husband? 13 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:30,105 - I'm Noah. - Hey, Noah, 14 00:00:30,129 --> 00:00:31,699 I'm the new manager. 15 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,251 - You opened up a thing. - What's a thing? 16 00:00:33,276 --> 00:00:35,769 Internal Affairs, okay? They investigate dirty cops. 17 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,447 - For what? - The pen cap! 18 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:38,873 - What do you want? - Her. 19 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,676 Whatever you need to know, but he has to stay out of it. 20 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,345 - Do Sara and Harry have grandparents? - What do you mean? 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,947 When you and your husband go away. 22 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:47,627 I did every single thing you asked. 23 00:00:47,652 --> 00:00:49,787 And still, I got nothing. 24 00:00:49,904 --> 00:00:51,840 Can you meet me right now? 25 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:59,074 26 00:01:17,699 --> 00:01:21,269 Oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no... 27 00:01:29,288 --> 00:01:30,391 Are you okay? 28 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,693 Son of a bitch. 29 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,132 - Have you ever driven before? - Duh. 30 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,366 How old are you? 31 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,802 How old are you? 32 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,169 Where are you going? 33 00:01:43,202 --> 00:01:46,007 - To get groceries. - Can't your mom do it? 34 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,240 She's in bed. 35 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,708 Is she sick or something? 36 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:52,112 She just really likes it there. 37 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,380 Thanks. 38 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,915 My uncle taught me once in a parking lot. 39 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:59,285 Yeah? 40 00:01:59,318 --> 00:02:02,856 It's harder than it looks. 41 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,726 - I want to drive. - Shut up. 42 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:08,129 - I call next. - Shut up, Annie. 43 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,196 Okay. 44 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,071 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 45 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,255 So... 46 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:41,328 I love you, I mean, obvs. 47 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,830 Whatever you... 48 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:47,835 it's not half as bad as how I feel, okay? 49 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,139 I'm as low as it gets. 50 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,775 I'm disgusting. 51 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,245 I'm sewage. 52 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,315 You know how they drain it for fertilizer or whatever? 53 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,916 I'm what they can't use. 54 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,560 I'm the sewage so rancid 55 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,853 they have to bury it 100 miles in the earth 56 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,189 and hope that nobody ever finds it. 57 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:10,398 I'm that garbage. 58 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:18,131 Please, just say something. 59 00:03:20,399 --> 00:03:23,837 You took this from my house 60 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,207 while my daughter was missing. 61 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,841 He's got us over a barrel. 62 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,475 When I was frantic and searching. 63 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,767 - He's got Stan for the pen cap. - Some of those neighbors... 64 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,416 God, I don't even know their names. 65 00:03:35,455 --> 00:03:36,799 And me on like everything else. 66 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:39,265 They were looking for Jane 67 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:41,760 while you were looking for this. 68 00:03:44,705 --> 00:03:46,674 Are you gonna give it to them? 69 00:03:46,706 --> 00:03:49,409 No. 70 00:03:49,443 --> 00:03:50,811 But you thought about it. 71 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:52,745 But I couldn't do it. 72 00:03:52,778 --> 00:03:55,983 I would never even think about it. 73 00:04:28,814 --> 00:04:30,850 Hey, do you... 74 00:04:30,884 --> 00:04:34,955 - do you get along with your ex? - Sure. 75 00:04:34,987 --> 00:04:37,858 - Things aren't weird or anything? - What are you doing? 76 00:04:37,891 --> 00:04:40,395 Well, I'm inquiring about your life. 77 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:42,829 Okay. Please, stop. 78 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:45,999 I just want to get to know you. 79 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,267 You know, I'm gonna have to teach you how to dirty talk 80 00:04:49,292 --> 00:04:52,338 because this is not doing it for me. 81 00:04:52,372 --> 00:04:54,208 I feel like a cheap slut. 82 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,110 Mm, that's better. 83 00:04:56,143 --> 00:04:57,945 Take me to dinner. 84 00:04:57,978 --> 00:04:59,947 Treat me like a human. 85 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:04,151 What's so wrong with me liking you? 86 00:05:06,819 --> 00:05:09,189 The more the know, the less you're gonna like, okay? 87 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,805 Just trust me. 88 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:14,728 What does that even mean? 89 00:05:17,863 --> 00:05:20,233 Okay, yes. 90 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:22,201 I get along with my ex. 91 00:05:22,235 --> 00:05:27,374 Mm-hmm, yeah, and... and his wife and I are real tight. 92 00:05:27,406 --> 00:05:28,975 Yeah? 93 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:33,136 Yeah, we team parent. You know, it's all very chill. 94 00:05:33,161 --> 00:05:34,548 Uh-huh. 95 00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:38,852 And I was almost a nurse. 96 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:40,214 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 97 00:05:40,246 --> 00:05:42,396 Yeah, I was like one class shy. 98 00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:45,993 No way, that'... where'd you go to school? 99 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:49,193 Detroit Nurse School. 100 00:05:50,596 --> 00:05:51,798 I don't know it. 101 00:05:51,831 --> 00:05:52,999 - Really? - I don't. 102 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:55,402 God, it's like the Harvard of the 313. 103 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:56,536 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 104 00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:59,338 - Nurses are hot. - Right? 105 00:05:59,372 --> 00:06:01,374 Comfortable? 106 00:06:01,408 --> 00:06:04,177 Doing great. 107 00:06:04,211 --> 00:06:05,312 Need some water? 108 00:06:05,345 --> 00:06:07,147 No, all good. Thanks. 109 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,016 We won't keep you too long. 110 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:11,577 I got no place to be. 111 00:06:13,119 --> 00:06:16,190 Hmm. 112 00:06:16,223 --> 00:06:18,891 Have you ever stolen anything, Officer Hill? 113 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:22,396 No, I have not. 114 00:06:22,428 --> 00:06:24,597 That's not true. 115 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:26,900 Signed Dennis Rodman rookie card, 116 00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:31,337 swiped it off my friend, school bus, sixth grade, 117 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,761 So you switched shifted with Officer Peters 118 00:06:33,786 --> 00:06:35,917 to work the evidence locker? 119 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:37,276 That's right. 120 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,444 Why'd you do that? 121 00:06:38,478 --> 00:06:42,281 I needed to get home to pick my children up from school. 122 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:44,350 Can their school corroborate that? 123 00:06:44,384 --> 00:06:45,853 Sure. 124 00:06:45,886 --> 00:06:47,120 Have you ever taken any evidence 125 00:06:47,153 --> 00:06:48,922 from the locker unauthorized? 126 00:06:48,954 --> 00:06:51,157 I have not. 127 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:58,133 Were you aware of a pen cap tagged in the evidence locker? 128 00:06:58,158 --> 00:06:59,847 I was not. 129 00:07:01,307 --> 00:07:02,976 Are you aware a pen cap went missing 130 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:05,538 from the evidence locker? 131 00:07:05,572 --> 00:07:07,641 I am not. 132 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:16,315 Did you remove a pen cap from the evidence locker? 133 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,418 I did not. 134 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,722 - I failed. - Like, inconclusive... 135 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,127 Capital F, failed. 136 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:29,495 - With flying colors. - Are you sure? 137 00:07:29,528 --> 00:07:32,031 Apparently, I don't even know my own damn name. 138 00:07:32,064 --> 00:07:34,015 So he just told you the results, like, 139 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,679 - right there on the spot? - Yeah, it's not the SAT, Ruby. 140 00:07:36,704 --> 00:07:38,530 You know, you don't have to wait three to five weeks. 141 00:07:38,555 --> 00:07:39,733 Well, what did he say? 142 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:42,308 He said that Internal Affairs are gonna reach out 143 00:07:42,341 --> 00:07:44,211 and that... 144 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:47,214 and that... I'm out on leave. 145 00:07:47,247 --> 00:07:48,682 Like... 146 00:07:48,714 --> 00:07:50,416 I'm done. 147 00:07:50,449 --> 00:07:52,156 It's over. 148 00:07:53,019 --> 00:07:55,055 They got me. 149 00:07:57,248 --> 00:08:00,080 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 150 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,427 It's not you. 151 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:03,497 It's not you. 152 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:05,632 Yo. 153 00:08:05,665 --> 00:08:07,467 - Yo. - Hey, what's cracking? 154 00:08:07,499 --> 00:08:09,002 What's for dinner? 155 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:11,004 Oh, my God. What time is it? 156 00:08:11,036 --> 00:08:12,338 Like, way past starving. 157 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:14,975 I didn't make anything all day. I was just... 158 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:16,943 Pizza night. 159 00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:20,313 Hare Bear, we're getting pizza. 160 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:24,117 It's okay, baby. 161 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:26,629 - I'm sorry. - No, no. 162 00:08:34,761 --> 00:08:38,332 Nico explained to you the job, right? 163 00:08:38,364 --> 00:08:41,388 Yeah, he said homeboy messed you up good. 164 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:42,569 That's why I'm here. 165 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:44,862 Did you, like, walk in on him sticking it to her? 166 00:08:44,887 --> 00:08:46,038 What? 167 00:08:46,071 --> 00:08:48,174 This dude and your girl, you saw them boning? 168 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,081 No, I didn't see them... 169 00:08:50,106 --> 00:08:52,304 I'd go mental seeming him all freaky all over her. 170 00:08:52,329 --> 00:08:54,229 - I feel for you, bro. - Thank you. 171 00:08:54,254 --> 00:08:55,655 Look, here's what I'm thinking... 172 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,584 Your girl say anything about how he stacked up? 173 00:08:58,617 --> 00:09:00,052 You know, down there? 174 00:09:00,077 --> 00:09:01,679 Wait, no, she didn't share details. 175 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,189 I bet homeboy had some package. 176 00:09:03,223 --> 00:09:04,935 Big fat pumpkin, right? 177 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,727 Put in the patch. 178 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,595 Can you guys kill him or not? 179 00:09:08,627 --> 00:09:10,062 Yo, chill. 180 00:09:10,095 --> 00:09:11,364 You gotta keep your head, man. 181 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:13,632 I just... I need this to be over. 182 00:09:13,665 --> 00:09:15,267 You gotta be cool, man, 183 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,704 All right, look, I'm cool. Look at me. 184 00:09:17,737 --> 00:09:19,367 I'm cool. 185 00:09:21,274 --> 00:09:23,982 What's homeboy look like? 186 00:09:26,612 --> 00:09:27,747 That's him. 187 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:30,418 Damn, dog, Eastside. 188 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:31,759 Nico didn't say anything about a banger. 189 00:09:31,784 --> 00:09:34,220 - Does that matter? - It's gonna cost extra. 190 00:09:34,253 --> 00:09:37,757 - I'll pay whatever. - 50% down. 191 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:40,323 The rest after we dust him. 192 00:09:43,695 --> 00:09:46,608 Okay. Yeah. 193 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,530 Deal. 194 00:09:52,838 --> 00:09:54,464 What? 195 00:09:56,342 --> 00:09:59,379 We're gonna need to see some cash. 196 00:09:59,404 --> 00:10:00,613 Wait, tonight? 197 00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:01,747 You want the job done or not? 198 00:10:01,781 --> 00:10:03,282 I mean, I don't... 199 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:06,252 I don't have it on me right now. 200 00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:08,387 Thanks for the frap, man. 201 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:09,790 Wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 202 00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:13,399 just sit down, please. Please. 203 00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:19,666 Look, I can get you whatever you need. 204 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:21,813 Right now? 205 00:10:24,704 --> 00:10:28,074 All right, let's go. 206 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:31,301 Okay. 207 00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:03,310 Oh, my God. Are you... 208 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:08,348 Oh, no, no, no. 209 00:11:08,381 --> 00:11:09,850 No, no, no, no, no, no, no 210 00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:15,655 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 211 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:21,361 Son of a bitch. 212 00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:29,503 They put your panties in his mouth? 213 00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,452 Don't say panties. 214 00:11:31,477 --> 00:11:33,647 Oh, please, don't tell me you call them underwear. Don't be that... 215 00:11:33,672 --> 00:11:36,946 None of this is funny. 216 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,272 Damn, that Dean's a trip, man. 217 00:11:41,312 --> 00:11:43,258 They took every cent I've made. 218 00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,584 Oh, relax, I'll take care of it for you. 219 00:11:45,618 --> 00:11:48,254 - And get it back? - What'd I just say? 220 00:11:48,287 --> 00:11:49,589 But how? 221 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,491 Again, not your department, is it? 222 00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:55,161 - They're just kids. - Who stole. 223 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:57,254 You need to set limits, mama. You know that. 224 00:11:57,279 --> 00:11:58,683 Is that your solution to everything? 225 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,082 What happens when your son wets the bed? 226 00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:01,342 You gonna cap his ass? 227 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,536 Yeah, I'm gonna cap his ass. 228 00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:05,205 Well, you can't solve every problem 229 00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:06,746 by shooting someone in the face. 230 00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:08,642 All right, look. 231 00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:11,145 Here's your problem, okay? 232 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:15,182 That dumbass husband of yours in there gave 'em a taste. 233 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:16,284 What does that mean? 234 00:12:16,317 --> 00:12:18,351 They know you make money. 235 00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:20,922 They know you can't put it in a bank. 236 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:24,218 So the next time they come knocking, and they will, 237 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,119 'cause they know where you live and they know what you do, 238 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,696 they're just gonna want a cut of the action. 239 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:31,365 And they're just gonna keep taking and taking 240 00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:32,967 till you got nothing left 241 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,782 but a good old fashioned turf war on your hands. 242 00:12:38,371 --> 00:12:41,641 Or they're just kids. 243 00:12:41,674 --> 00:12:44,444 You better hope they play nice then. 244 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:52,092 Jesus, what is in this thing? 245 00:12:52,117 --> 00:12:53,255 They know where I live. 246 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,989 I can't afford to lose anything else. 247 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:57,825 God. Ow. 248 00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:00,428 Careful, this is Nana's china. 249 00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:02,462 Hold up, how did you get Nana's china? 250 00:13:02,495 --> 00:13:04,797 - Oh, I'll tell you how. - Here we go. 251 00:13:04,822 --> 00:13:06,898 After she gave you a certain wedding ring 252 00:13:06,923 --> 00:13:08,711 that turned into two nights at the Bellagio. 253 00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:10,138 First of all, it was one. 254 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,841 Okay, well, I think from now on I get all the heirlooms. 255 00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:16,427 And second of all, it was the Flamingo, so... 256 00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:22,250 Have you called her yet? 257 00:13:22,283 --> 00:13:24,653 - No. - Are you gonna? 258 00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:26,288 She's talking to the FBI. 259 00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:28,177 They were gonna lock Stan up. 260 00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:31,334 They were gonna take her kids. 261 00:13:31,359 --> 00:13:34,014 I mean, she's obviously, like, sick about it. 262 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:37,631 Yeah, she should be. She almost turned us in. 263 00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:40,669 Yeah, almost. 264 00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:43,672 So you're just gonna trust her? 265 00:13:43,704 --> 00:13:45,326 We've known her for, like, 10,000 years. 266 00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:46,535 Exactly. 267 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,906 Well, you don't just throw that away over almost. 268 00:13:54,809 --> 00:13:56,511 - Seriously? - Yeah, I know. 269 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,880 I reported them stolen for the insurance money, though. 270 00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:00,380 Why don't you just have a yard sale? 271 00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:03,685 And then I'm gonna have a yard sale. 272 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:07,421 So how do we get our dough back? 273 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:09,290 They're children. 274 00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:11,693 We set limits. 275 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,231 This is unacceptable behavior. 276 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:21,836 Breaking and entering, theft, assault of the first degree. 277 00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:23,670 All the degrees, really. 278 00:14:23,704 --> 00:14:25,272 When I turn you into the cops, 279 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:27,941 they're gonna lock you up and throw away the keys. 280 00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:30,010 What do you want to be when you grow up? 281 00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:31,746 - Club DJ. - You? 282 00:14:31,779 --> 00:14:33,248 Festival DJ. 283 00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:36,651 Hmm. Well, that's never gonna happen. 284 00:14:36,684 --> 00:14:40,420 Because what you did will ruin the rest of your lives. 285 00:14:40,454 --> 00:14:45,492 The system is gonna chew you up and spit your ass out. 286 00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:46,894 But you know what? 287 00:14:46,926 --> 00:14:49,964 At the end of the day, you are children. 288 00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:52,000 So if you give me my money back, 289 00:14:52,032 --> 00:14:54,892 I will give you a second chance. 290 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,372 Where do I know you from? 291 00:14:58,406 --> 00:15:00,640 Yeah, she looks super familiar. 292 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,769 Right, like, it's killing me. 293 00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:05,012 Do you work at the vape shop down on Cass? 294 00:15:05,045 --> 00:15:06,513 No. 295 00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,981 Dude, it's the car chick. 296 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,882 You know, from those cheesy commercials. 297 00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:11,493 - Yes. - Hey! 298 00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:13,588 Costs a lot of money to make those. 299 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,889 Can we have a car? 300 00:15:14,921 --> 00:15:17,366 - No. - We want a car, bitch. 301 00:15:17,391 --> 00:15:19,460 One of those fly rides from the commercials. 302 00:15:19,492 --> 00:15:21,795 Excuse me, no one's getting a car. 303 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,249 Can I get another cake pop? 304 00:15:23,274 --> 00:15:24,732 Do you want me to turn you into the police? 305 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:26,601 Because I will. Right now. 306 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:27,935 - No, you won't. - Yeah, I will. 307 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,938 - Okay, we'll go together. - Fine, let's go. 308 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:32,318 Let's do it. 309 00:15:32,372 --> 00:15:33,974 We got something to tell 'em too. 310 00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:37,010 Can you guys kill him or not? 311 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,013 I need this to be over. 312 00:15:39,045 --> 00:15:41,348 - I'll pay whatever. - 50% down. 313 00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:43,318 The rest after we dust him. 314 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:44,995 Deal. 315 00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:57,464 - We'll give you a car. - We will? 316 00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:59,633 Fully loaded. 317 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,637 Yeah, dog. 318 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,708 That's what I'm talking about. 319 00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:09,193 So how long? 320 00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:13,300 I don't know. 321 00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:14,848 Yeah, you do. 322 00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:16,416 25 years. 323 00:16:16,449 --> 00:16:17,855 Damn. 324 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,448 We grew up together. 325 00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:23,541 That's amazing. 326 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,560 Our kids grew up together. 327 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,400 Yeah. 328 00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:31,259 Every Christmas, every birthday. 329 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,968 I get it. 330 00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:38,473 When I went into labor with Sarah, 331 00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,842 I called her before I called Stan. 332 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,013 She's family. 333 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,963 My ride or die. 334 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,818 Will you go easy on her? 335 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:52,315 No. 336 00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:01,596 But you will get to keep your husband. 337 00:17:01,628 --> 00:17:03,731 It all goes away, right? 338 00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:06,633 You want me to take a lie detector? 339 00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:09,321 Too soon? 340 00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:13,448 It's an orange Charger, 341 00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:17,945 fully loaded. Here's the VIN. 342 00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:23,685 - She will be there? - Mm-hmm. 343 00:17:26,854 --> 00:17:29,624 You did good. 344 00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:44,771 Hey, how'd it go? 345 00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:47,908 Tell her I made it right. 346 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,011 Don't you want to tell her yourself? 347 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,840 Just tell her he bought it. 348 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,814 She had to pick up her kids. 349 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:11,369 That fool has a death wish. 350 00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:15,906 She's charging kids 50 cents to jump off our back porch. 351 00:18:19,543 --> 00:18:21,445 She got any game? 352 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,445 Half the neighborhood thinks they can fly. 353 00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:26,734 Yeah! 354 00:18:30,722 --> 00:18:33,034 You don't want to go in? 355 00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:36,427 No. 356 00:18:36,461 --> 00:18:37,807 Okay. 357 00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,425 I can't. 358 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,520 Okay. 359 00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:50,324 It's gonna be weird. 360 00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:55,552 He was your dad. 361 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:32,593 Where you going? 362 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:36,087 You look like a cat burglar. 363 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,156 I have to get our money back. 364 00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:41,559 He's wrecking our lives. 365 00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:43,961 You're not helping. 366 00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:46,231 Okay. 367 00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:49,800 Do you want to talk about it? 368 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,698 What? 369 00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:58,081 The first thing you did was check on your money. 370 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:02,781 I knew the kids were with your mom. 371 00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:05,063 That's not who I'm talking about. 372 00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:09,488 You're drunk. 373 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:10,964 I'm working on it. 374 00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,753 Why don't you go to bed? 375 00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:28,070 You know, after a while I was like, 376 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:29,875 "Dude, I miss technology, you know." 377 00:20:29,907 --> 00:20:31,958 I mean, not that feeding Ebola orphans 378 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,644 wasn't gratifying, obviously. 379 00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:36,137 It was in its own way, but eventually I was like, 380 00:20:36,162 --> 00:20:38,309 "Jesus, give me a phone that can send a text, you know." 381 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:39,717 Uh-huh. 382 00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:43,295 - And... oh, are your fries cold? - Yeah. 383 00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:46,707 Here, let's heat up our buffet. 384 00:20:51,229 --> 00:20:53,231 - So clever. - I know. 385 00:20:57,835 --> 00:21:01,157 So, yeah, you know, then I jetted to Osaka 386 00:21:01,182 --> 00:21:02,806 and I joined the movement there. 387 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,876 You know, what they're doing with those dolphins 388 00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:07,845 is criminal. 389 00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:10,714 Where's your daughter in all of this? 390 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,784 Right there next to me on the surfboard, 391 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:15,654 facing down the fishing boats. 392 00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:17,656 Doesn't she have school? 393 00:21:17,688 --> 00:21:21,028 No, this was mostly over Thanksgiving... 394 00:21:21,075 --> 00:21:25,321 Hey, I thought we could retire to the boudoir? 395 00:21:25,362 --> 00:21:27,965 I'm... I'm still eating. 396 00:21:27,999 --> 00:21:31,125 It's just I kind of have somewhere I have to go. 397 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,552 Did you double book me? You did. 398 00:21:32,577 --> 00:21:33,938 I can come back, 399 00:21:33,972 --> 00:21:35,973 but I thought we could pre-game a little, okay? 400 00:21:36,006 --> 00:21:39,076 Wait, so who gets to play the actual game? 401 00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:40,132 Don't get all sensy. 402 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,853 I have a thing with my sister, 'kay? 403 00:21:41,878 --> 00:21:44,815 Okay. 404 00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:48,041 - Please hold. - Yeah, yeah. Technology. 405 00:21:50,694 --> 00:21:53,365 Hey. 406 00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:56,260 Seriously? 407 00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:58,262 Right now? 408 00:21:58,296 --> 00:22:00,966 Uh-oh. Dolphin alert? 409 00:22:00,999 --> 00:22:03,101 It's worse. 410 00:22:03,134 --> 00:22:04,736 Hey. 411 00:22:04,769 --> 00:22:07,638 How is she? 412 00:22:07,672 --> 00:22:09,169 Did you come to steal my baby 413 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,276 like you stole my husband? 414 00:22:11,309 --> 00:22:12,561 We're only at a three. 415 00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:13,919 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 416 00:22:13,944 --> 00:22:15,946 I feel like it's a ten. 417 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:18,383 - You're doing great. - I hate you. 418 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,535 - Where is your dad? - She wouldn't let me call him. 419 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,979 She's just pooping and screaming. 420 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:23,855 Shouldn't she be at a hospital? 421 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,124 It's a home birth. It's a rich people thing. 422 00:22:27,157 --> 00:22:28,632 Who's he? 423 00:22:28,657 --> 00:22:32,262 Oh, that's Noah. He's my colleague. 424 00:22:32,296 --> 00:22:34,399 Well, my boss. 425 00:22:34,432 --> 00:22:36,401 My colleague boss. 426 00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:38,203 - I'm gonna call a Lyft. - No, no. 427 00:22:38,235 --> 00:22:40,871 - I'll drive you. - You have to stay here. 428 00:22:40,905 --> 00:22:42,674 - What? Me? - She's all alone. 429 00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:43,808 She has no one. 430 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,276 But she has, the, the lady. 431 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,635 Her name is Harvest and she smells like patchouli. 432 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,871 You have to stay. 433 00:22:53,451 --> 00:22:56,021 Okay, all right, fine, I'll stay. 434 00:22:56,053 --> 00:22:57,321 Promise? 435 00:22:57,355 --> 00:22:59,791 Yes, I promise. 436 00:22:59,823 --> 00:23:02,826 You just go home and try to bury this memory 437 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:05,082 as deep as you can. 438 00:23:08,232 --> 00:23:10,268 So nice to meet you. 439 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,137 Can I share her Lyft. 440 00:23:12,169 --> 00:23:13,904 No, that's really weird. 441 00:23:13,937 --> 00:23:16,174 Just go wait outside. I'll be right there. 442 00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:18,810 - Okay. - Go, go. 443 00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:26,086 - Yeah? - I can't do this without you. 444 00:23:26,111 --> 00:23:27,954 Well, what do you want me to say? It's not my fault. 445 00:23:27,979 --> 00:23:29,754 I've heard that before. 446 00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:31,089 I didn't plan this baby, okay? 447 00:23:31,114 --> 00:23:33,755 - I've heard that before. - Okay. 448 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,993 How am I supposed to get it all out by myself? 449 00:23:36,027 --> 00:23:38,296 - You're not. - I'm not? 450 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,386 I got you covered, boo. 451 00:23:42,366 --> 00:23:44,269 You're the worst. 452 00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:46,170 Love ya. 453 00:23:48,534 --> 00:23:49,902 Yo. 454 00:23:50,742 --> 00:23:52,743 Hey. 455 00:23:53,549 --> 00:23:57,102 Hey, got some fresh ice and towels for you. 456 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,391 God, get out of here. I don't want her here. 457 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:00,750 I don't want her here. 458 00:24:00,782 --> 00:24:04,723 Clean up some of that goo coming out. 459 00:24:04,748 --> 00:24:06,958 Any progress? 460 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:11,191 We're gonna have to go to the hospital soon, honey. 461 00:24:11,223 --> 00:24:12,558 That's a great idea. Hospitals are great. 462 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,821 They have doctors with degrees. 463 00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,215 Why are you here? Why? 464 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:20,559 Well, I promised Sadie, you know, she... 465 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,914 You know, and you brought a guy over. 466 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:25,064 - Well, we were... - You nail my husband, 467 00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,198 and then you bring your boyfriend over, like, 468 00:24:27,231 --> 00:24:30,201 while I'm sitting in this freaking stew. 469 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,804 Okay, well... 470 00:24:31,836 --> 00:24:33,957 Yeah, I just didn't want you to be alone, you know... 471 00:24:33,982 --> 00:24:35,980 You know what? Your vagina's probably 472 00:24:36,005 --> 00:24:39,544 way more destroyed then mine and I am, like, 473 00:24:39,935 --> 00:24:41,612 in active labor. 474 00:24:43,614 --> 00:24:47,452 I... what do you want from me? 475 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,521 I want you to go blind. 476 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,790 Nancy, I told you I feel so bad, 477 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,559 and I'm really sorry, and if there's anything I can do 478 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,427 - I would do it. - Oh, my goddess. 479 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,468 She's at a seven. 480 00:24:57,493 --> 00:25:00,194 And then I want you lit on fire, 481 00:25:00,219 --> 00:25:02,801 and I want your ashes stuffed up a... 482 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,758 It's helping. 483 00:25:06,904 --> 00:25:08,473 Where do you want 'em stuffed? 484 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:11,410 I don't know. Somewhere gross. 485 00:25:11,449 --> 00:25:12,784 Like up an ass? 486 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:16,782 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, like, way up. 487 00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:19,517 Yeah, well, whose ass? 488 00:25:19,543 --> 00:25:21,482 Come on, whose ass? 489 00:25:23,287 --> 00:25:25,399 I don't have anyone. 490 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,634 I can't do this. 491 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,956 I need you off my hair now. 492 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,604 Hey, you can do this, okay? 493 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,206 Just give me an ass. Any old ass. 494 00:25:43,121 --> 00:25:45,515 I can't. 495 00:25:46,225 --> 00:25:48,632 I can't. I can't do it alone. 496 00:25:48,657 --> 00:25:50,827 I can't do it. 497 00:25:51,265 --> 00:25:53,200 I can't do it. 498 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,087 What are you doing? 499 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:14,057 I hate you so much. 500 00:26:14,723 --> 00:26:16,558 I know. 501 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:22,281 I hate that he thinks you're funny. 502 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,515 I'm not. 503 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,458 Yay, almost 8. 504 00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:37,360 I can't believe you're just sitting in my juices. 505 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:43,201 That's nothing, I think your mucus plug is on my arm. 506 00:26:45,769 --> 00:26:48,406 Okay, my love. 507 00:26:48,439 --> 00:26:50,677 It's time, it's ready to push. 508 00:26:50,702 --> 00:26:51,977 Oh, God. 509 00:26:52,009 --> 00:26:53,744 Oh, my God. It hurts so much. 510 00:26:53,777 --> 00:26:55,426 It hurts so much. It hurts so much. 511 00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:57,748 You got this, Nancy. Come on. 512 00:26:57,773 --> 00:27:00,719 We can do this. Let's meet this little guy. 513 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,124 You said they wouldn't be home. 514 00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:15,679 They're not supposed to be. 515 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,919 Smells shady. 516 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:33,294 You'd know. 517 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,773 All right! Come on. 518 00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:56,874 Let's go. Move it out. Come on. 519 00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:59,777 School night! Let's go! 520 00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:02,511 I'm sorry. Who are you? 521 00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:06,355 She's his mom. 522 00:28:07,255 --> 00:28:09,492 PJ's mom? 523 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,833 Who else would she be? 524 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,531 Okay, guys, come on. Get out. 525 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,967 Go to Mike's. Get up. 526 00:28:21,999 --> 00:28:23,430 Get out. 527 00:28:23,455 --> 00:28:24,969 Get out. 528 00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:33,267 Where is my son? 529 00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:34,861 I don't know. 530 00:28:34,886 --> 00:28:36,715 When's he gonna be back? 531 00:28:36,747 --> 00:28:38,634 When he gets back. 532 00:28:41,516 --> 00:28:43,216 I don't know how you guys live like this. 533 00:28:43,241 --> 00:28:45,427 It's disgusting. 534 00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,860 Well, I'm gonna shower. 535 00:28:48,892 --> 00:28:51,962 There's beer in the fridge or Ensure. 536 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,450 Whatever you guys drink. 537 00:28:57,032 --> 00:28:58,267 Ensure? 538 00:28:58,377 --> 00:29:00,473 I am not old enough to be his mother, 539 00:29:00,537 --> 00:29:02,708 Oh, you're gonna get on my jock about that now? 540 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,460 Just start looking. 541 00:29:07,778 --> 00:29:09,347 - Hey. - Hey. 542 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,849 What are you still doing here? 543 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:12,918 You said to wait. 544 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:16,117 Yeah, but that was, like, 100 years ago. 545 00:29:27,931 --> 00:29:30,768 So I heard... 546 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:34,639 that you're kind of a mess down there. 547 00:29:34,671 --> 00:29:37,375 - She's just hormonal. - Hmm. 548 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:40,911 Well, good thing you guys team parent. 549 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:45,617 - It takes a village. - Sure, yeah. 550 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,585 Like, like, the one in Ghana 551 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:51,382 where you fed the Ebola orphans. 552 00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,558 Your daughter has no recollection of that, 553 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:56,366 by the way. 554 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,521 - She was very young. - Yeah. 555 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:04,388 You didn't go to nursing school either, did you? 556 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,324 No, and after what happened in there, 557 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,608 - I am so glad. - Yeah? 558 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,875 Yeah. 559 00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:21,419 Are you in love with your ex? 560 00:30:23,644 --> 00:30:26,080 Kind of. 561 00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:34,437 So do I even have a shot here? 562 00:30:38,969 --> 00:30:40,219 Kind of. 563 00:30:44,007 --> 00:30:45,703 Are you mad? 564 00:30:49,753 --> 00:30:51,568 Kind of. 565 00:30:52,776 --> 00:30:54,662 Still like me? 566 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,005 Kind of. 567 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,369 What is this on your arm? 568 00:31:18,064 --> 00:31:20,142 You don't want to know. 569 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,022 Go ahead. 570 00:32:26,047 --> 00:32:28,917 What? 571 00:32:28,942 --> 00:32:30,411 Why me? 572 00:32:30,747 --> 00:32:32,500 Why not? 573 00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:37,088 What address did you give Turner? 574 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,932 The one you told me to. 575 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,304 Or did you give them this one? 576 00:32:40,329 --> 00:32:41,625 Why would I do that? 577 00:32:41,659 --> 00:32:43,061 Because I'm about to walk out there 578 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:45,282 with a ton of laundered money. 579 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,973 Fine, I'll go. 580 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:56,724 No, wait. 581 00:32:58,141 --> 00:32:59,835 So, what, you can go give them the signal? 582 00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:00,995 What signal? 583 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,246 The ones that gets me alone in here 584 00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:04,181 with a bunch of drugs and guns. 585 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:05,684 So, what, you want me to carry you out 586 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,285 like Costner in "The Bodyguard"? 587 00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:10,364 I want you to be honest for once. 588 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,419 Okay. 589 00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:15,646 We're doing this. 590 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:23,026 Stan got put on leave, okay? 591 00:33:23,051 --> 00:33:24,892 We are totally screwed. 592 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:27,606 You have no idea the hell we've been going through. 593 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,841 - I don't know? - He was in my house 594 00:33:29,873 --> 00:33:31,504 breathing down my neck. 595 00:33:31,529 --> 00:33:33,278 How many times was that man in my kitchen? 596 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,958 He threatened to cart my kids off. 597 00:33:34,983 --> 00:33:36,815 And I would never think to save my own ass. 598 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,318 Again, you are mad at me for something I did not do. 599 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:43,688 Because I would choose you every time. 600 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:51,929 Who the hell are these clowns? 601 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,969 Sir. 602 00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:11,049 Oh, Come on. 603 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,083 Not what you wanted? 604 00:34:13,116 --> 00:34:15,653 Not even close. 605 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:18,890 I'm sorry. 606 00:34:25,862 --> 00:34:28,098 Let's just get out of here. 607 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:32,656 Put down the bags. 608 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:39,143 Oh, no, PJ asked me to take these for him... 609 00:34:39,176 --> 00:34:40,635 You're not his mom. 610 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:47,951 Get out. 611 00:34:47,984 --> 00:34:50,254 Let's go. 612 00:35:00,397 --> 00:35:02,969 Told you I was too young to be his mom. 613 00:35:04,809 --> 00:35:07,224 If we see the 5:15, we can just stay through 614 00:35:07,249 --> 00:35:09,128 for the 7:45. 615 00:35:09,153 --> 00:35:11,364 Sounds good. 616 00:35:11,389 --> 00:35:13,390 I mean, we don't have to. 617 00:35:13,423 --> 00:35:14,791 No, I want to. 618 00:35:14,824 --> 00:35:16,458 Well, I mean, we've seen it like five times. 619 00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:18,911 How about "My Girl?" 620 00:35:19,724 --> 00:35:22,591 It's not the movie. 621 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,076 It's prom. 622 00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:28,932 - You want to go to prom. - I don't know. 623 00:35:28,972 --> 00:35:30,507 I don't even have a dress. 624 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:35,822 No, I mean, someone asked me. 625 00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,504 Oh. 626 00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:39,416 But I don't have to go. 627 00:35:39,449 --> 00:35:41,952 - Who? - Let's just go see the movie. 628 00:35:41,985 --> 00:35:43,351 Beth. 629 00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:46,556 - Just some senior. - A senior? 630 00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:48,559 His dad owns a car dealership. 631 00:35:55,032 --> 00:35:56,939 - You should go. - I don't even wanna. 632 00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:58,101 Well, I'm gonna be busy, so... 633 00:35:58,135 --> 00:36:01,706 - Doing what? - Not going to the movies. 634 00:36:01,738 --> 00:36:05,265 - Hate you. - Hate your face. 635 00:36:15,653 --> 00:36:18,310 Say I had tickets to Beyoncé, 636 00:36:18,657 --> 00:36:20,293 but I only had two tickets 637 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,974 and both you and Stan wanted to go. 638 00:36:23,669 --> 00:36:26,672 Is this like a Destiny's Child reunion situation, 639 00:36:26,697 --> 00:36:29,353 or is this Bae by herself? 640 00:36:32,387 --> 00:36:34,524 With Jay-Z. 641 00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:36,606 That's dark. 642 00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:38,403 I'd pick... 643 00:36:39,909 --> 00:36:43,713 you and Stan, and I'd stay home. 644 00:36:43,746 --> 00:36:45,148 No, you wouldn't. 645 00:36:45,182 --> 00:36:46,851 I would. 646 00:36:46,883 --> 00:36:50,201 'Cause honestly, this whole thing makes me want to puke. 647 00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:59,530 If it's Jay-Z, I guess you take him. 648 00:37:05,668 --> 00:37:09,353 I mean, I got to, right? 649 00:37:11,675 --> 00:37:13,821 Hate you. 650 00:37:15,138 --> 00:37:17,308 I hate your face. 651 00:37:42,572 --> 00:37:44,875 Hey, you're up late. 652 00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:46,010 Whoa. 653 00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:48,813 Yeah, you made the right call. 654 00:37:48,845 --> 00:37:50,460 What'd she go with? 655 00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:52,387 Dakota. 656 00:37:52,412 --> 00:37:53,950 Better than Mackinaw. 657 00:37:53,983 --> 00:37:56,653 Ew, that was a contender? 658 00:37:56,686 --> 00:37:58,121 It's where they boned. 659 00:37:58,155 --> 00:37:59,824 Jesus. 660 00:37:59,856 --> 00:38:01,992 Okay, I'm gonna go shower, 661 00:38:02,025 --> 00:38:06,914 and then shower again. Yay, it's a boy. 662 00:38:08,065 --> 00:38:09,368 Mom. 663 00:38:16,005 --> 00:38:18,008 So am I. 664 00:38:33,334 --> 00:38:34,902 Did you tell your dad? 665 00:38:34,927 --> 00:38:36,984 You're first. 666 00:38:38,762 --> 00:38:40,731 You okay? 667 00:38:40,764 --> 00:38:43,200 Are you? 668 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,036 I was always wanted a boy. 669 00:38:49,773 --> 00:38:52,439 You smell super bad. 670 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:54,258 Meet your new baby brother. 671 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,645 - Come here. - Oh, my God. Ew. 672 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:58,348 Come on. Get in there. 673 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,070 You want some hot or mild sauce? 674 00:39:06,095 --> 00:39:08,698 They got that habanero? 675 00:39:08,825 --> 00:39:10,860 That stuff's napalm. 676 00:39:10,894 --> 00:39:13,331 No, no, no, see you eat it fast enough, 677 00:39:13,363 --> 00:39:14,898 the burn never hits. 678 00:39:14,932 --> 00:39:17,001 - Little trick. - Yeah, okay. 679 00:39:20,970 --> 00:39:22,474 So she's not gonna give her friend up. 680 00:39:22,499 --> 00:39:25,734 There's only so much pressure you can put on a person. 681 00:39:25,775 --> 00:39:27,877 How's it going with the sister? 682 00:39:27,911 --> 00:39:30,421 I'm out of the friend zone. 683 00:39:30,446 --> 00:39:32,349 - Already? - Yeah, man. 684 00:39:32,382 --> 00:39:34,718 - You can't turn this down. - Dude. 685 00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:36,753 Dude. 686 00:39:36,787 --> 00:39:38,889 Let me run with it for a while. 687 00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:40,657 - All right. - We'll see what turns up. 688 00:39:40,691 --> 00:39:41,859 Yeah, yeah. 689 00:39:41,891 --> 00:39:45,195 Hook me up with another spice bomb. 690 00:39:45,228 --> 00:39:48,899 You're an animal. 691 00:41:08,045 --> 00:41:11,014 You might as well get a pool now. 692 00:41:11,048 --> 00:41:12,441 You're already halfway there. 693 00:41:12,466 --> 00:41:15,186 Ooh, yeah, should put in a pool. 694 00:41:15,219 --> 00:41:18,278 Like I could afford it. 695 00:41:19,923 --> 00:41:22,075 It would be fun though. 696 00:41:24,461 --> 00:41:26,630 Should we go in? 697 00:41:29,432 --> 00:41:31,810 It's too quiet in there. 698 00:41:32,646 --> 00:41:34,169 'Kay. 699 00:41:39,008 --> 00:41:40,744 He left me. 700 00:41:49,485 --> 00:41:52,422 And he took my kids. 701 00:41:54,490 --> 00:41:56,679 I know. 702 00:42:11,381 --> 00:42:15,820 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 702 00:42:16,305 --> 00:42:22,498 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 47391

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