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- Previously,
on "The Bold Type..."
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- I went to the doctor
and they gave me the go-ahead
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to start
my egg-freezing process.
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- That's great.
- Oh, except no drinking,
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no carbs, and no sex
for two weeks.
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- I'm gonna need you
to run point
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on the prom-themed shoot.
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- Screw this.
- Bye.
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- Oh, no.
Guys.
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Okay.
Hey, can you give me
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ten minutes?
- I'm billing for this time.
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- Is that the Councilman?
- Councilman Reynolds.
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Look around.
People need this space.
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- It doesn't work that way.
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- The developer's
gonna put up--
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- A luxury condo.
Right.
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You really don't care, do you?
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- ♪ Bullet
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♪ Bullet
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♪ Hey
- Left, right, hook...
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- ♪ Here they come like a bee
to the honey ♪
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- Left, right, hook, uppercut.
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- ♪ Stick around
'cause they know ♪
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- Right, hook, uppercut.
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Left, right, hook, uppercut.
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Left, right,
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hook, uppercut.
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Left, right, hook, uppercut.
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- Damn, Kat.
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You are going to town.
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- Thank Councilman Reynolds
for that.
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I mean,
Manhattan really needed
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another luxury condo?
- Okay, now burpees!
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- Yeah, you know what?
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I'm having surgery in 48 hours.
Probably shouldn't do burpees.
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- Yeah, and my shoes
are untied.
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Oh, my gosh, so are yours.
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- [breathing heavily]
- So, once the eggs
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are in the freezer.
- ♪ I can have sex again
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- ♪ Hey
- Man, these hormones are nuts.
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It's literally
all I can think about.
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So, hey, I'm kind of like you.
- Aww.
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- Okay, warm-up over!
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Let's grab your gloves!
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[both sigh]
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- [breathing heavily]
Did you know
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Councilman Reynolds--
he voted against
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paid maternity leave
and then cut funding to parks.
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- Somebody did their research.
- This just pisses me off,
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you know?
- Well, that's why you're gonna
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volunteer for his opponent,
right?
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- Oh, hell yeah.
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- Okay, now grab a partner.
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- You ready?
- Uh, yeah, you should
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probably take her--
'cause of the surgery.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Okay, you ready?
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- Yes.
- Okay, let's do this.
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- Okay.
- [breathing heavily]
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- Left, right, left, right.
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- Ow.
- Left, right, left, right...
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- Easy, Kat.
I didn't vote
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for those condos.
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[peppy music]
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- ♪ Yeah I hit 'em right now
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♪ Right now
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- Oh, my God.
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I think it's incredible.
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- This is a great piece.
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- It's being re-Tweeted
like crazy.
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It's all over my feed.
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- What are you guys
talking about?
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- Have you heard
this new short story
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in "New York Magazine,"
"Too Cold To Walk"?
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- No, I have not.
What is it?
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- It's all about how this woman
was suddenly pressured
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during a hook-up.
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- My friend from Columbia
wrote it.
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We lost touch
a couple years ago
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but I'm gonna pitch a profile
on her to Jacqueline.
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- Who are you writing
a profile on?
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- My friend, Kristen.
She wrote this story
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that went viral today.
- Oh, yeah, I read that.
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So are all straights as pushy
as this Jeff dude?
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- Some of us are good guys.
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- You are a rare bird
in a toxic stew of masculinity.
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- I think it's a little unfair
to generalize.
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- Oh, and you--
you're a serial monogamist.
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You're not out there like I am.
- Well, I was.
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- I am out there,
and I'm just saying that...
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I am, like, obsessed
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with the conversation that
you guys are having right now.
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This is so much
more interesting
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than some puff piece.
Alex, please,
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will you write me this
for the dotcom?
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Like, as soon
as you possibly can.
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- Well, actually, I was gonna
pitch Jacqueline.
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- I want it.
I'll handle it.
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Cool?
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- Okay.
- Jane, what do you have
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for me this morning?
- Actually,
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I did have something
I wanted to run by you.
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- Cool.
- Um...
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[computer beeps]
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"Your computer
may be infected"?
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What is this?
- Gee, I'm impressed.
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Looks like you've been having
some adult fun
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on your computer.
- What are you talking about?
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- That's porn spam.
- No...
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[laughs]
That's impossible.
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- "Your computer is infected.
Download cleaner now."
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Oh, yeah, that is porn spam.
- Yep.
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- What?
[scoffs]
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But I don't watch any.
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- You don't remember
watching it.
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You take sleeping pills?
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I can go rogue when I pop
a couple of those suckers.
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- No, I--look,
I don't watch porn.
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- Well, someone who uses
your computer does.
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[lighthearted music]
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- How's it going in there?
We should head down
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to the studio soon.
- Oh, yeah, it's fine.
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♪
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It's not fine.
I can't zip it up.
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- What happened?
I got your measurements
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from your agency.
- I just got back from Tokyo
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with my boyfriend.
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We ate lots of ramen.
- Oh, my gosh,
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you were tinier
than you are right now?
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Okay, maybe we can cheat it.
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Let me see.
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Um, nope.
Definitely can't cheat it.
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Okay, um, well, we only have
the photographer until 1:00.
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- Oh, my God,
my agency's gonna drop me.
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- I'm not gonna tell them,
but if we don't
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shoot this today,
then "Scarlet" doesn't have
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a fashion spread next month
and then my agency's
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gonna drop me.
You feel?
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, crap.
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Um...
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[groovy music]
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♪
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Take off the dress.
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♪
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- Councilman Reynolds
was golfing in Scottsdale.
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Yes, you can print that.
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Hi, can I help you?
- Linda Zephyr, right?
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- That's me.
- It's nice to meet you.
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I'm Kat Edison.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Kat, meet Tia.
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Tia's my campaign manager.
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Kat is here to...
- Uh, just to volunteer.
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- Great.
Yeah, we could use
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all the help we can get.
Um, I can maybe get you
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a school credit--
- Oh, I, uh--
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I'm not in school.
[laughs]
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Baby face.
I am actually the head
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of social media
at "Scarlet" magazine.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Kat and I are gonna chat
while you get back
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to the phone.
Please follow me.
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- Okay.
Nice to meet you.
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- You, too.
- "Scarlet" magazine.
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You must get quite the reach.
- Oh, yeah.
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Uh, six million on social.
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Not all of them in New York,
but most.
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- So obviously you want
to volunteer with all
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your free time.
- Oh, I'm just, uh,
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looking for something
to channel my rage
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and depression.
[both laugh]
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- Sounds right.
Thank you so much.
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Um, so listen, we're actually
having a rally--
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thank you--in two days.
- Okay.
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- Linda is amazing with policy,
not so much messaging.
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I could really use
your help with that.
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- All right.
I'm in.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks.
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[both laugh]
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[upbeat music]
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- What is happening here?
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- Uh, well...
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think Ryan used my computer
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to release some tension.
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- You know,
whatever's on that keyboard
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has already been
in your mouth, so...
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- That...
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is a good point.
- Hey, what's going on?
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- Ryan pinstriped all over
Jane's computer.
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- Okay word-play.
- Yeah.
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- So, um, you know,
I just met with Linda Zephyr.
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- Ah.
- I wanna show you, um...
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over here.
- It's clean.
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- I'm gonna show you...
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she's great,
has a lot of amazing ideas,
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but just watch this.
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- Hi, I'm Linda Zephyr.
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I've served the communities
of Lower Manhattan
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for 30 years.
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I worked with Mayor De Blasio
to preserve over 24,000
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affordable housing units.
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When Sandy hit, I was there...
- [snoring]
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Sorry.
- [laughs]
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- Can we please focus?
She needs our help.
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- Oh, boy.
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[sighs]
Well, I can...
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definitely give her
a fashion refresh.
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- And I could pitch a story
about her to Patrick.
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- Let's get
our girl elected, ay.
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- Up top.
- Yeah.
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- So what was, uh,
Pinstripe watching, anyway?
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- Actually, I don't know
because he cleared
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his search history.
- Mm, veteran move.
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- You could still get it.
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- Mm, I think I'm good.
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Yeah, how do I do that?
- Okay, SQLite open.
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Now we can see the URLs.
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[mischievous music]
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Shopbop, Shopbop, Shopbop.
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Guessing that's you
'cause it's basic as hell.
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[all giggle]
Oh, here we go:
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"polestarporn.com."
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Yesterday, 7:58 to 8:10 AM.
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- That was when
I was in the shower.
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- So efficient.
- But, there's like
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twenty clips here.
- Yes, finding the right clip
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can be a journey.
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Was this a bad idea?
- No.
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Click it.
- Okay.
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- Yes, turn it up.
- Oh, no, wait.
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We can't watch this
on the Safford network.
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I have to email it to myself
and disconnect from the Wi-Fi.
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- Okay, Jason Bourne.
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[phone beeps]
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[woman moaning]
- [sighs]
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- Oh, oh, flip it
so we get the--
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the widescreen experience.
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[woman moaning, whip cracking]
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Oh, my.
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- Okay, next.
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[woman moaning, whip cracking]
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Next.
[woman panting]
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- So Pinstripe has
a very specific brand
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when it comes to porn.
- Bondage.
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- Yeah, that's news to me.
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- Oh, crap.
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I have to go.
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♪
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- Does that hurt?
- Yeah.
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♪
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- So I just got quite the email
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from the brand rep
at Dana Jacobs.
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Apparently Dana saw the proofs
and is "apoplectic
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at your handiwork."
Her words, not mine.
256
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- Oliver, I didn't have
a choice.
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There was a model issue
and a time crunch,
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and you said that
you didn't want to be bothered.
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- Well, consider me
officially bothered.
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But I know you were
just trying to help.
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And you will,
by getting Ms. Jacobs
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to approve the proofs.
- You want me to talk to her?
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I don't have
a relationship with her.
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- I have my interview
with Child Services
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and then back-to-back meetings,
so yes.
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Look, Red, I know it might not
always be apparent,
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but I am preparing you
to have my job one day.
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These are the skills that
you will eventually need
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to be me.
270
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- Okay, I'm on it.
271
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[funky music]
272
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- Oh, Patrick.
Um, do you have a second?
273
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,987
- For you, Jacqueline?
Of course.
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- So, I understand that Alex
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is no longer writing up
his pitch for the magazine.
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- Yes, well,
I felt like a response
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to a viral Internet story
was better suited
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for the Internet.
- Hmm.
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Well, I think that
thoughtful reporting
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always has a place
in the magazine.
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- Of course, Jacqueline,
and I did not mean
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to step on your toes...
- Oh, no.
283
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,227
- I just have a beast to feed.
- So do I.
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And mine keeps
this place afloat.
285
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- Got it.
Well, let's just establish
286
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some ground rules
moving forward.
287
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Have your assistant ping mine
and we'll jam it out.
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♪
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- And now I have this column,
"Ask Alex,"
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where I offer
relationship advice
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from the male perspective.
- Cool.
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It's a good time for that.
- Well, I'm--yeah.
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I'm doing okay.
I don't have every book agent
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in town knocking on my door.
- [laughs]
295
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,255
I'm actually blown away
with the attention.
296
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,649
I guess I struck a nerve.
- You know what?
297
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,911
It's good that you're shining
a light on this.
298
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,000
It's true.
Men need to be accountable.
299
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,785
- I'm glad you agree.
300
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,613
Honestly, when you first
emailed to talk,
301
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,790
I thought you'd be angry.
- What do you mean?
302
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:20,968
- The Jeff character...
303
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,013
- Yeah?
- Uh...
304
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,929
Alex, I based him on you.
305
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,149
[dramatic music]
306
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,631
- Jeff.
- Mm-hmm.
307
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,284
- The character
who badgers the narrator
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00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,286
into hooking up with him--
that's me.
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00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,506
- Uh, yeah.
You and a composite
310
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,335
of a few other guys
that I hooked up with.
311
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,467
- But...
312
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,035
forgive me, our hook-up?
313
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,516
It was consensual.
- I didn't say it wasn't.
314
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,518
- And fun.
315
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,389
- [laughs]
- Wow.
316
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,261
Okay, I just--
317
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,219
I don't remember it that way
at all.
318
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,613
- How do you remember it?
- Well, I remember
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00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,660
we were at Jenna's
birthday party in Williamsburg.
320
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,400
And then we went back
to your apartment.
321
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,315
- Yeah, 'cause you kept saying
it was too cold
322
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,666
to make you walk to the L stop.
- It was too cold.
323
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,580
- And is that why you wanted
to come back to my place?
324
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,582
- Come on, we were having fun.
325
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,236
And then we had drinks,
326
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,499
and we watched TV,
started kissing--
327
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,327
- Yeah, and I was
okay with that,
328
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,113
but I eventually did make it
pretty clear that I was tired
329
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,637
and I wanted to go to bed.
- I didn't stop you.
330
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,684
- But you didn't leave.
331
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,208
And you kept saying,
"Come on, we don't have
332
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,688
to do anything."
333
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,603
- We didn't have to.
- Alex...
334
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:35,042
you knew I had a crush on you
since college.
335
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:38,132
You had a great reputation
and I wanted to be a writer.
336
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,351
You offered to read my clips.
- I'm nice.
337
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,570
I offer to read
everybody's clips--
338
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,225
men included.
- Yeah, and in the moment
339
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:47,750
I was worried that that was...
340
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,360
conditional.
341
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:53,277
[tense music]
342
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:57,281
- I gotta say, I resent
the implication of that.
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00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,239
♪
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00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,023
- Come on.
345
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,112
If you're being really honest
with yourself,
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00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,462
you kind of knew
what you were doing.
347
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,422
♪
348
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:10,468
[door opens, closes]
349
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,557
- Hi.
- Hey.
350
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:15,212
- How'd the game go?
- Amazing.
351
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,432
We've advanced to the semis.
352
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,565
[man and woman singing
indistinctly]
353
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,480
- You stink.
- Yeah, that's the stench
354
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,786
of victory.
- [laughs]
355
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,787
- I'm gonna go jump
in the shower.
356
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,354
- Cool.
357
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,270
I'll try not to jerk off
while you're in there.
358
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,361
Seriously, Ryan?
359
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,232
On my computer?
- [sighs]
360
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,278
- Patrick saw pop-ups,
so thanks for that.
361
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,367
- I'm sorry, uh...
362
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,370
I didn't have my laptop
with me and, you know,
363
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,807
watching on a phone
is depressing.
364
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,462
Maybe once I get one
with a bigger screen.
365
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,855
Jane, come on.
366
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,334
We're not even
having sex right now.
367
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:53,250
I just--I got the urge.
- [laughs]
368
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,427
I know we're not,
but I want to be included.
369
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:59,822
Why did you never tell me
that you're into...
370
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,609
- What am I into?
- [imitates whip cracking]
371
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,440
I mean, I--I could just--
372
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,355
I could change things up.
- Hey, hey.
373
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,835
No, no.
You know we have
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00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,489
an amazing sex life.
375
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,753
It's what works for you--
and me, too.
376
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,409
- Do you think I'm vanilla?
377
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,282
- That's not a bad thing.
- So, what?
378
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,850
There's just, like,
a whole world of kinky stuff
379
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,200
that you're into
that you just assume I'm not?
380
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,681
- Are there things
that you want to explore
381
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,291
that you haven't told me about?
382
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,250
- Yeah.
383
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,643
Tons of stuff.
- Okay.
384
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,689
Like what?
385
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,345
- Oh, my God.
386
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,347
I'm vanilla.
- Yes, but you are
387
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,480
the tastiest vanilla.
- [laughs]
388
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,874
[mellow music]
389
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,182
- Oh, just the man
I wanted to see.
390
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,228
Did you friend give you
any color for the story?
391
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,362
- Yeah, I'm not
writing that anymore.
392
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,668
- Oh, really?
Why?
393
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,366
You know I went to bat
for this one.
394
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,803
- Sorry, it's just
not going to work.
395
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,153
- Okay, uh, is something
going on?
396
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,808
- No, I just don't think that
there's a story there.
397
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,331
- Mm.
398
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,942
Okay, well,
if you're not interested,
399
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,379
maybe Jane here can take point.
400
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,251
- Oh, great.
Another story about how men
401
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,427
are the worst.
402
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,822
- What just happened?
- Nothing.
403
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,955
- Hi, this is Sutton Brady
calling to make sure
404
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,349
that Dana Jacobs received
the flowers and champagne.
405
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,308
Sure, you can call me back.
Thanks.
406
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,483
[phone beeps]
407
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,919
Gotta say, I didn't get
into fashion
408
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,312
for the hand-holding
and the ego stroking.
409
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,922
- Yeah, but you're
an assistant right now.
410
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,750
Once you get promoted--
- It'll get worse.
411
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,317
Oliver has
three meetings today.
412
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,927
Do you know how many of them
have to do with clothes?
413
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,581
Zero.
414
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,626
- Kat, thank you so much
for coming.
415
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,280
- Of course.
Uh, this is Sutton.
416
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,239
- Hi, how are you?
- Good.
417
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,545
- She's pulled
some amazing pieces
418
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,939
that we think will be perfect
for the rally.
419
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,202
- I don't think
it's necessary, but...
420
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,335
if you say so.
421
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,424
- I promise I won't put you
in anything you don't love.
422
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,991
- Okay.
423
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,210
Oh, my God, Janice Goodwin.
424
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,777
Excuse me.
- Sure.
425
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,300
- She's really helped
the neighborhood.
426
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,867
She helped Janice
with a bogus rent hike.
427
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,390
- Oh, you know what?
This would be perfect
428
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,566
for her socials.
- Thank you.
429
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,307
Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
430
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,483
- She wants to volunteer
for the campaign.
431
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,398
- What did she say
her name was?
432
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,226
- Oh, you're posting that?
- Yeah, I think it's great
433
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,445
for people
to see you connecting
434
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,360
with your constituents.
- I agree,
435
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,014
but not without her consent.
436
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,842
Where were we?
- Jackets.
437
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,322
- Have fun.
438
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,324
- So, uh, Linda has
439
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,936
a lot of thoughts
when it comes to social media.
440
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,981
- Oh, yes.
This is why we need you.
441
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,461
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
442
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,984
- I'm so sorry
to cut this short.
443
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,725
I have to go.
I've been summoned
444
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,293
by David Jacobs.
- Oh. Good luck.
445
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,295
♪
446
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,992
- Sutton Brady.
447
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,472
I hear you have
a release for me.
448
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,822
Have a seat.
449
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,348
So, you're the one
who ruined my dress.
450
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,742
- It never would have happened
if I didn't have an issue
451
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,962
with the model.
- That's not my problem.
452
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,921
You redesigned something
that I spent a year perfecting.
453
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,403
- Oh, I wouldn't say
that I redesigned it.
454
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,320
- What would you say?
455
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,975
- I would say that I took
456
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,933
your perfect silhouette
457
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,850
and added a touch of
playful geometry--
458
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,505
again, out of necessity--
but that the spirit
459
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,811
of the garment remained intact.
460
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,947
- You clearly enjoyed
redesigning my dress,
461
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,905
Ms. Brady,
but what you don't understand
462
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,951
is that by printing
those photos,
463
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,432
women will go to the store
expecting to purchase something
464
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,651
that does not exist,
which means I have to phone
465
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,610
my factory in China
and make changes
466
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,656
to the production run,
which is a huge pain in my ass.
467
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,049
[mellow music]
468
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,964
- Oh.
469
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,313
- You're lucky they look
good enough
470
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,620
to make it worth it.
471
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,491
♪
472
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,971
You want to design?
473
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,799
Be a designer.
474
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:01,020
But don't pull this shit again.
475
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,243
- "If you want to design,
be a designer,
476
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,593
but don't pull
this shit again."
477
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,943
- What?
- A very intense experience.
478
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,033
- She seems so extra.
479
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,079
- She is, but I kind of enjoyed
making the dress.
480
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,733
- You did?
- Yeah.
481
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,039
- Do you want to be a designer?
- I don't know.
482
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,084
I haven't really
thought about it until now.
483
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,781
[phone buzzes]
484
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,044
- Okay, I gotta go.
485
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,916
I'm gonna swing by,
uh, Tia's on my way home.
486
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,092
- You know I did take
a little spin through
487
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,876
Tia's Instagram last night.
- How was it?
488
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,618
- "Spin."
- She seems to be very single.
489
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,446
- Well, look,
it really doesn't matter
490
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,753
because I'm still
getting over Adena.
491
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,973
- Wait, before you go...
- Yeah.
492
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,975
- Need to know:
493
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,760
What ice cream flavor
would you guys say
494
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,805
that I am sexually?
- Ooh.
495
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,633
- Mm, pistachio.
- Eww.
496
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,548
- What?
I love pistachio.
497
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,638
- Well, Ryan thinks
I am vanilla.
498
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,640
- [laughs]
499
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,381
I mean...
- Okay, fine.
500
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,818
I'm not as experienced
as you guys,
501
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,994
but after I have
my eggs frozen maybe I should
502
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,736
start trying some new things.
- Yeah.
503
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,999
Let that inner freak out.
- Yes.
504
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:11,002
Teach me your ways.
- [laughing]
505
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,526
I am rock hard for this.
506
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,005
Okay.
[both giggling]
507
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:17,008
How about you and Ryan
watch porn together?
508
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,967
There's some really
high-brow stuff
509
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,665
Richard and I quite enjoy.
- Oh.
510
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,841
- Send me links.
- Can do.
511
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,713
- Wow, you are gonna need
a burner phone after today.
512
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,671
- I know, HR's gonna think
513
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,673
I'm flicking the bean
in the bathroom.
514
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,022
[funky music]
515
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,068
Oh.
I'm gonna go talk to Alex.
516
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,374
He was weird before
with Patrick, right?
517
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,027
- Yeah.
518
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:41,076
♪
519
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,730
- What's up?
- [sighs]
520
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,514
- Seems like something's
on your mind.
521
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,081
- Yeah, this is awkward.
522
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,084
Do you want to take a seat?
- Okay, yeah.
523
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,567
- [sighs]
524
00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,051
When we hooked up...
525
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:03,054
did you feel pressured
or anything?
526
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,405
- No, of course not.
Why?
527
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,756
- Uh, my friend Kristen
528
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:12,151
who wrote the article
in "New York Magazine"?
529
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,066
She told me I inspired
her short story.
530
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,417
- Oh, man.
531
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,376
- Yeah.
532
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,074
- That's intense.
533
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,207
- Yeah, I'm still trying
534
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,775
to wrap my head around it.
535
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,563
Can I say something terrible?
536
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,391
[sighs]
537
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,481
I feel awful, of course...
538
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,919
But part of me is like,
539
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,923
"Isn't what happened
called dating?"
540
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,013
I mean, we went out,
we hooked up.
541
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,712
She regretted it, but...
542
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,235
[somber music]
543
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,151
If she was truly
that uncomfortable--
544
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,067
- Why didn't she just stop
when she wanted to stop?
545
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,242
♪
546
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,550
- Exactly.
I mean, she says anything...
547
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,247
♪
548
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,771
We stop.
- [sighs]
549
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,773
Okay.
550
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,775
♪
551
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:15,083
Me, Kat and Jane...
552
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,781
you see us as, um,
553
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,131
strong, outspoken women
554
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,569
with our own agency.
- Absolutely.
555
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:27,530
- We have all been Kristen.
556
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,053
I've been Kristen.
557
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,186
Going further than I wanted to
because it's easier
558
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,188
than causing a scene.
559
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,669
Feeling stuck in a dorm room
560
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,671
or some weird...
561
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,107
Brooklyn apartment.
562
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,152
Um...
[sighs]
563
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,589
♪
564
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,982
Stopping just because
you want to
565
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,159
can sometimes be harder
than it seems.
566
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,249
♪
567
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,602
- Tia. Hey.
- Hi.
568
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,256
- How's it going.
- Uh...
569
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:01,216
I'm looking at the Facebook
RSVPs for the rally.
570
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,652
Not cute.
- Well, it's not over yet,
571
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,132
right?
- Well, the last
572
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,090
District 1 election was won
by 150 votes,
573
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,179
so it's not over.
- I'm sorry, excuse me.
574
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,964
150 votes?
- Uh-huh.
575
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,183
- I've waited in a line longer
for a cronut.
576
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:15,230
- Well, only 2,200 people
voted.
577
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,102
- There's 230,000 residents
in this district.
578
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,017
- And a lot of them are
students and people our age--
579
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,845
AKA not voting in primaries.
580
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,760
- But they would
with the right message.
581
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,807
- Enter Kat Edison,
social media maven...
582
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,678
- [laughs]
- Saving the day.
583
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,680
- Okay, sure.
- [laughing]
584
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,640
- So how'd people get you
to go to boring stuff
585
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,685
when you were in college?
- Well, I was the head
586
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,992
of the NYU Democrats
in college, so I was boring.
587
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,124
- Oh, you went to NYU.
588
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,996
- Yeah, class of '14.
Full scholarship.
589
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,867
- Class of '12.
Very nice parents.
590
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,216
- Yeah, you do seem
a little bougie.
591
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,218
I'm not gonna lie.
- Oh, thank you.
592
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,698
[both laughing]
593
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,005
- Just a little bougie.
- [laughing]
594
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,660
Uh, I--what is that?
595
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,270
- Uh-huh, yeah.
596
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,098
Linda didn't want to wear
any labels, so she got that
597
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,230
from a thrift store.
598
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,232
- Oh, no.
599
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,539
[mellow music]
600
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,236
[phone chimes]
601
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,720
♪
602
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,069
- Jane.
- Hey.
603
00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:15,159
- Do you have a second?
- Yeah, what's up?
604
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,076
The character from the
"New York Magazine" story...
605
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,078
- Mm-hmm.
- What do you think of him?
606
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,342
Is he a bad guy?
607
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,256
- Well, he is pushy
608
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,042
and aggressive, and...
609
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,871
what was that phrase
that she used?
610
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,960
- [sighs]
"He spent the whole night
611
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:35,092
trying to get to the next level
of the game."
612
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,746
- That.
Genius.
613
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,313
Yeah, I don't think
he's a bad guy, I just think
614
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,750
he's a lot of guys.
[laughs]
615
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:43,057
- He's me.
- Hmm?
616
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:46,756
- Kristen, she based
the character on me.
617
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,629
- What did you say
when Kristen told you?
618
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,718
- I didn't believe it.
619
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,850
I didn't want to believe it.
620
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,330
Hearing somebody's
perception of you
621
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,332
that's so different
from your own.
622
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,117
But then again,
it's not just perception
623
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:03,643
because I did things
that made her uncomfortable.
624
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,123
- Yeah, but, I mean, you didn't
do them knowingly, right?
625
00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,038
- That's what's crazy.
626
00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:10,127
I didn't know.
627
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,956
That whole night
was so routine to me
628
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,264
but yet so jarring for her.
629
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,704
I just keep replaying
630
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,968
all my sexual experiences
thinking,
631
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,144
"Have I alienated
anybody else?"
632
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,103
- Okay, look...
633
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:33,063
I know that this story
isn't exactly
634
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:35,936
what it started out as,
and I understand
635
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,981
why it makes you
feel uncomfortable,
636
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,809
but maybe there's
something here
637
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,985
worth digging into.
638
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:44,161
You'll figure it out.
639
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,033
[pensive music]
640
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:48,209
- [sighs]
641
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:54,476
[mellow music]
642
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,305
- Well, look at you
in the big chair.
643
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:58,872
Suits you.
- Thank you.
644
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,787
[clicks tongue]
645
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,267
Remember how in high school
I used to sew my own clothes?
646
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,705
- Yeah.
- I stopped doing that
647
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,621
when I got this job,
and I kind of miss it.
648
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:11,188
I've been so focused
on the path that I'm on,
649
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,713
I didn't consider
that there were others.
650
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,932
And now...
651
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,282
what if I'd be happier
designing?
652
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,807
Am I crazy to be thinking
about this?
653
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,244
- Did I ever tell you
about the time I almost
654
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:26,334
dropped out of law school
to join an Internet start-up?
655
00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:28,597
I just love the idea
of building something
656
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:29,946
from the ground up.
- Mm.
657
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:32,209
What happened?
- I got an offer to be
658
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:35,648
a summer associate with
a very prestigious law firm.
659
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:38,564
It was too good to pass up,
and I'm glad I didn't
660
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:41,480
because, I don't know,
661
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,525
I would never have met you.
662
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:44,918
Never been here.
663
00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:48,530
But everyone once in a while
part of me does wonder,
664
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,184
"What if?"
665
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:53,535
My whole point is:
if you got that itch,
666
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,668
baby, your twenties
is the time to scratch it.
667
00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:57,670
[both laughing]
668
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,715
- Hey.
669
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:01,543
- Hey, Jane.
- Hi, Richard.
670
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,545
Um, I'm just heading out
for the night, so I wanted
671
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,547
to say bye.
- Bye.
672
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,593
Um, will I see you tomorrow
before your egg extraction?
673
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,377
- Yeah it's not
till after lunch,
674
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,944
- And do you need anything
to get ready, or...?
675
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,380
- Uh, no.
676
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,556
I just can't eat
after midnight.
677
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,340
But besides that, Ryan and I
678
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:19,387
are gonna watch some of the...
679
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,650
uh, Internet links
that you sent.
680
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:22,869
- Yes, of course.
681
00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:25,567
Enjoy.
- Thanks.
682
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,569
Bye, Richard.
683
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:28,701
♪
684
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,572
- Links?
- Porn.
685
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,487
- Oh.
686
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,793
♪
687
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,882
[woman moaning]
688
00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,884
♪
689
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,233
[heavy breathing]
[whip cracking]
690
00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:40,582
- So?
- [moaning]
691
00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:42,628
- Okay,
so her gigantic breasts,
692
00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:45,369
they just kind of
make me feel...
693
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,589
little inadequate.
- Oh, you are not.
694
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,808
- Oh, thank you.
695
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,461
You don't feel that way,
though?
696
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,899
Like, when you see
his gigantic dong?
697
00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:54,683
- Not really, no.
698
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,642
I just kind of imagine
699
00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:58,600
having it, I guess?
700
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,863
- So it's an aspirational dong?
- Yes.
701
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,778
- Nice.
- Besides, it's not
702
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,737
that much bigger, right?
703
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,522
- [moaning, panting]
704
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,524
- No.
705
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,960
But you know what?
706
00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:13,615
Sutton recommended some sites
707
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:17,576
that are catered more
towards female pleasure.
708
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,665
Sex-positive,
709
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,667
affirmative-consent based.
710
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,886
- Kind of an indie,
Sundance sort of vibe?
711
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,627
- Relax.
- [laughs]
712
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,630
[mellow music playing]
713
00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,937
♪
714
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,634
It's definitely more natural.
715
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,680
- She's in control.
716
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,639
She seems to be
enjoying herself.
717
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,728
- It's a little bit slow,
but...
718
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:41,425
- [moans, gasps]
719
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,993
- Bup, there it is.
- [gasps]
720
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:47,083
[moans]
721
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:50,957
- Take off your pants.
- But you can't have sex
722
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,394
right now.
- I know.
723
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:56,397
[saucy music]
724
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,400
[woman moaning]
725
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:00,880
♪
726
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,796
- And now your shirt.
727
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,799
[moaning continues]
728
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,714
♪
729
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:11,630
- Now touch yourself.
- What are you gonna do?
730
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,066
- I'm gonna watch.
731
00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:15,068
- ♪ I think about you
732
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,592
♪ All day
733
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,639
♪ I have to light up
to get away ♪
734
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:23,816
- Hey, we have a situation.
- What is this?
735
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,861
This isn't one of the options
I left for her.
736
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,820
- Yeah, well, you want
to be a designer?
737
00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:29,648
Job starts now.
- What?
738
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,737
- Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
739
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,434
- ♪ Feel the burn
in my brain ♪
740
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:35,349
- Soft lips.
741
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,698
- ♪ Pushing through
the dawn ♪
742
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,526
♪ Every day, every day,
every day ♪
743
00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:39,701
♪ I was pushing through
the dawn ♪
744
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,007
- Hey, ladies.
745
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,704
- Hey.
746
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,619
- I know you can't eat
before surgery,
747
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,577
so these are for after.
748
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,623
- Oh, thank you.
- Sweet.
749
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,670
- And I apologized to Kristen.
750
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,367
- What did you say?
751
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,543
- I just said that I was sorry
for pressuring her,
752
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,850
and putting it on her
to say no.
753
00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,590
- Sounds like you followed
the story.
754
00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,810
- Well, thanks for pushing me
to write it.
755
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:04,073
Actually, I'm about to
send it to Patrick right now.
756
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:07,033
- So what exactly
are you saying in the article?
757
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:08,556
- I told the truth.
758
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,862
That I was Jeff,
759
00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,864
and that guys
need to acknowledge
760
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:14,910
that these situations happen
way more than they think.
761
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:16,738
- Do you have to say
that you're Jeff?
762
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,697
- It's gotta be personal.
763
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,003
More Dan Harmon,
not Louis C.K.
764
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,484
- I'm sure it's nuanced
and thoughtful.
765
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,660
- Yeah, of course it is--
Alex is a great writer--
766
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,966
but that's not the point.
767
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,881
I mean, I can see
the headline now.
768
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:31,666
"'Scarlet' Writer
Preys on Woman."
769
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,537
- Sure, people
are gonna call me out,
770
00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,452
and maybe I won't get a date
here or there,
771
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:38,673
but if that's the price I have
to pay to lead this discussion
772
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,153
I think I'm okay with that.
773
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:42,764
- What if the price
was your job?
774
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,811
- Hey, Kat.
- Hey.
775
00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:48,814
- I'm gonna publish a story
and say that I was Jeff.
776
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,556
Am I insane?
- Uh, okay.
777
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,560
Not insane, but these things
tend to spiral.
778
00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:57,823
Take if from someone
whose job it is
779
00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,650
to make the spiral.
780
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,610
And as black man, you know
there's an added layer.
781
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,090
both: Yeah.
- Alex.
782
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:06,962
Excited to read
that piece, bub.
783
00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,792
- Look, I think it's amazing
that you want to do this,
784
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,968
but just make sure you cover
785
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:15,101
all your bases first.
786
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,843
- Thanks, ladies.
787
00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:20,802
- Thanks for the cookies.
- Cookies?
788
00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:22,717
Oh, you got us cookies?
789
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,588
Alex...
790
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,808
So nice.
Thank you.
791
00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:28,549
- Unbelievable.
792
00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:29,985
[mellow music]
793
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:32,596
- Mm-hmm, rally's at
9:00 PM tonight.
794
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,729
Okay, yeah,
tell your friends.
795
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,949
Thanks, bye.
796
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,646
- Watch out, Huma Abedin.
797
00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:40,039
- [sighs]
I'm just trying my best, here.
798
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,692
- Hey.
799
00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:42,998
You are the best.
- [gasps]
800
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,783
Thank you.
801
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,089
You know, I still feel bad
we're not coming with you.
802
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:49,613
- We will be at your
non-surgical egg extraction
803
00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:51,659
in spirit.
- Thank you.
804
00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:53,095
- How are you feeling?
805
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:55,271
- Uh, hungry...
806
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,665
and still really horny.
807
00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,754
- Last night's porn really
fanned your sexual flame,
808
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,582
didn't it.
- Mm.
809
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,149
- Knew you had it in you,
you little freaky bitch.
810
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:05,151
- [laughing]
- Ow.
811
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,762
- Well, Ryan's almost here.
812
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,720
- Okay, well, look,
I know you're nervous
813
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:11,679
but don't worry.
814
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:13,028
Everything's gonna be great.
- You're taking control
815
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,987
of your future, and you learned
some new sex moves.
816
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:17,728
- [laughs]
817
00:30:17,772 --> 00:30:19,165
Well, I don't know
who the father
818
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,994
of my potential baby's
gonna be, but...
819
00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,822
I know they're gonna have
the best aunties.
820
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:25,519
- They are.
821
00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:27,521
♪
822
00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:28,827
- [sighs]
I'm gonna be the favorite.
823
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,654
- No, I am.
- Okay, shh.
824
00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:31,742
No fighting.
825
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:33,875
It's not good for the eggs.
826
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:36,182
♪ Do-do-do-do
827
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:41,187
[overlapping chatter]
828
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:42,710
[peppy music playing
over speakers]
829
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:45,669
- Wow, great turnout for Linda.
830
00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,758
- Yeah, right?
I, uh, reached out
831
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:49,935
to all the emails I had
from the Wild Susan fundraiser.
832
00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:51,371
- Kat.
- Hey.
833
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:52,851
Oh, hi.
- Hey.
834
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,374
Thank you so much.
835
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,506
Hi, hi.
This is Carlos, everybody.
836
00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,899
- Hi.
- Hi, Sutton.
837
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,379
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
838
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,294
- We did it.
- Yeah, and Sutton
839
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,774
has handled wardrobe.
- Thank you so much.
840
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:04,950
- Yeah.
- No problem.
841
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,386
Let's get the girl, right?
842
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,735
Do you mind getting me
some whiskey?
843
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:08,779
- Yeah, no problem.
- Thank you.
844
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,346
She's over here.
- Mm-hmm.
845
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,696
- Linda, Linda.
- There you are.
846
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,873
Hi, Tia.
[overlapping chatter]
847
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,222
- Hi.
- We got it.
848
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,485
- So here's the jacket.
Um, I did take out
849
00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:20,226
the shoulder pads
just to make it a little bit
850
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,705
more modern,
and I cinched the waist.
851
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:24,578
And then, I replaced
the, uh, plastic buttons
852
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,188
with these cool vintage ones.
853
00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:28,190
They were part
of an '80s men's power suit.
854
00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:30,497
Stick it to the man.
- [laughs]
855
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,281
- I like it.
- You wanna try it?
856
00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,196
- Mm-hmm.
857
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,807
♪
858
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:39,245
- How does it feel?
- Mm, good.
859
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,899
- Wanna do it?
- Yeah.
860
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,944
- Give me some love.
861
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:44,554
♪
862
00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:47,470
- Hey.
You did good, kid.
863
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,908
- Hello, everyone.
Thank you all so much
864
00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,300
for coming out tonight.
865
00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:53,302
Please allow me
to introduce to you
866
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,739
your next City Councilwoman,
Linda Zephyr.
867
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:58,742
[applause]
868
00:31:58,786 --> 00:31:59,961
- Thank you.
869
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,007
Thank you so much for coming.
870
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,573
[mellow music]
871
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:05,358
- Hello, Alex.
Come in.
872
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,012
Have a seat.
- Oh, thank you.
873
00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,796
- So...
874
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:11,407
I read your story.
- Yes.
875
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,279
- And, um...
876
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:14,976
I think this is some
of the best writing
877
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,935
you have ever done.
878
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:21,983
- I'm questioning whether
I should publish it.
879
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,378
- Just forget about your editor
for a minute...
880
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,990
And think about what it is
881
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,775
that you really have to say.
882
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:37,477
- Well, I talk about this stuff
all the time
883
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,869
with my guy friends.
884
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,349
Over dinner...
885
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:42,438
over texts...
886
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,440
but never in public.
887
00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:46,442
And that needs to change,
888
00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:48,488
because that's how
the behavior will change.
889
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:51,360
- Absolutely.
- However, I'm freaking out.
890
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:53,014
I mean, these are weird times.
891
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,930
People are losing their jobs
over Tweets--not even new ones.
892
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,976
And I've grown from this.
893
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,629
Truly.
894
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,370
[somber music]
895
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:04,721
But I'm scared that people
are gonna come after me
896
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,375
for something that
I did in my past.
897
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,899
- But Alex, as soon as
outrage culture becomes
898
00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:11,990
the driving force
for editorial decisions...
899
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,774
♪
900
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,602
I don't even want
to work here anymore.
901
00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,082
- [laughs]
902
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,649
- And luckily, I...
903
00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:21,782
still like it here.
904
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:28,876
♪
905
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,488
- So you think
I should publish.
906
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:35,013
♪
907
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,798
- I think...
908
00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:41,410
this is a really vital piece
of journalism.
909
00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,977
♪
910
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,546
And I want you to know that
if you do decide to publish...
911
00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:49,070
I will support you
no matter what.
912
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:50,550
But you're the only one
who can decide
913
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:52,595
if this is right for you.
914
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:54,075
♪
915
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,424
- [sighs]
916
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,078
[microphone feedback]
917
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,863
- And finally, the landlords
have to be checking
918
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:02,127
for indoor hazards
like pests and rats...
919
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,607
- This is not going well.
- No, it's not.
920
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:07,610
Uh, but she looks great.
921
00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:09,134
- She really does.
- Mm-hmm.
922
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,832
I loved making that jacket.
923
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,486
- Thank you.
924
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:16,576
[scattered applause]
925
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:22,147
- Thank you so much, Linda,
for fighting the good fight.
926
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,932
I would love to take questions.
927
00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:31,069
- Um, hey, Tia.
928
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,071
Hi.
Can I say something?
929
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,377
- Yeah, come up. Yeah.
- All right.
930
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:36,944
Okay.
931
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:40,948
Hi.
Uh, I know we all want
932
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:43,385
to get on with our nights,
so I'm gonna try
933
00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:45,126
to make this real quick.
934
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:48,086
A few weeks ago,
the Wild Susan--
935
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:50,610
one of the last lesbian bars
in New York--
936
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,961
closed thanks to
Councilman Reynolds.
937
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,876
And I know it's just a bar--
it's, like, not that big
938
00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:57,660
of a deal, but...
939
00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,923
I loved it there.
940
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,752
And the small things add up,
so we should fight for them.
941
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:04,928
And, yes, there are days
when I wake up
942
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,452
and I can think
of a million things
943
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,758
I'd rather do
than read the news,
944
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:10,586
but we can't disengage.
945
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,153
I mean, we have
to keep fighting
946
00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:14,721
and keep supporting people
like Linda Zephyr.
947
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:17,158
who actually care about
the community and the people
948
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,812
that live here.
949
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:20,944
It's marginalized voices,
950
00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:23,164
affordable housing.
951
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,210
Because even though
they want us to believe
952
00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,168
that we don't have the power
to change things,
953
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,562
we actually do, and we will.
954
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:30,954
But you can't change anything
955
00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:33,522
if you don't
get out there and vote.
956
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:37,135
[applause]
957
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:40,138
[hopeful music]
958
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,878
♪
959
00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:48,015
[mellow music]
960
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:52,193
♪
961
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,500
- [slurred]
Hi, apartment.
962
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:58,330
I'm back from making
my baby egg popsicles.
963
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:01,463
- So, the anesthetic
still hasn't worn off, huh?
964
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:04,858
- I miss Sutton.
965
00:36:04,901 --> 00:36:08,209
[sighs]
But I do like having two beds.
966
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,255
[laughs]
967
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:12,518
[sighs]
968
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:13,910
- Here.
969
00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:15,521
Have some of this.
970
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:18,437
♪
971
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,483
So, what are we gonna have
for dinner?
972
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,355
- Thai.
- Yes.
973
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:24,356
- No...
- No?
974
00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:25,574
- Chinese.
- Yes.
975
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,359
- No...
- Mm?
976
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,230
- Sushi.
977
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:32,233
- How about,
for one night only,
978
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:34,496
I give you all three.
979
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,237
- [gasps]
980
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:38,283
- [laughs]
981
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:42,635
- You know what I can't wait
to do to you?
982
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,942
- I can't wait
for you to tell me.
983
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:49,207
Jane?
984
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:54,081
[lighthearted music]
985
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:57,563
♪
986
00:36:57,606 --> 00:37:02,655
- ♪ Fire
987
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:09,966
♪
988
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:14,101
♪ Fire
989
00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:16,538
♪ I have something
990
00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:19,280
♪ For your mind
991
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:22,283
♪ Fire
992
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:23,284
♪
993
00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:24,590
- Sutton Brady.
994
00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,940
Just saw that Dana Jacobs
approved the proofs.
995
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:29,595
I knew you'd be good at this.
- It was touch-and-go there
996
00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:32,293
for a while, but yes.
997
00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:36,384
Hey, Oliver, um...
998
00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:37,646
so I've been--
I've been thinking about
999
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,606
what you said to me before
1000
00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:43,478
about having your job one day.
1001
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,090
Don't get me wrong,
that would be...
1002
00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:48,570
amazing...
1003
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:51,660
but what if I'm not so sure?
1004
00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,619
- Okay, go on.
1005
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:56,448
- There's this other side
of me--this creative side
1006
00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:59,146
that I've recently
reconnected with.
1007
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,540
It's a departure
from what I've been doing here
1008
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,498
but I can't shake it,
1009
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:06,022
so I wanted to get your advice.
- "Creative side."
1010
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,460
As in...
- I think I want
1011
00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:10,505
to be a designer.
1012
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,028
Maybe.
Do you hate me?
1013
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:14,161
- Of course I don't hate you.
- [laughs]
1014
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:17,077
- And as far as advice goes,
some people would say,
1015
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,079
"Go work under
some big designer."
1016
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,342
But here's my two cents:
you make something,
1017
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,170
and you make sure
that it's good,
1018
00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:24,780
and you make sure
that it's you.
1019
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,347
- Okay.
1020
00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:27,653
So what do I do?
- I'm getting there.
1021
00:38:27,696 --> 00:38:28,480
Give me a second.
1022
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,264
Um...
1023
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,529
An old friend of mine
has a design seminar--
1024
00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:35,661
more like a boot camp, really.
1025
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,532
It's really tough
to get into,
1026
00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:40,535
but I could make a call.
1027
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:44,234
- That would be amazing.
- And in the mean time,
1028
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,628
you keep crushing it
at this job and maintaining
1029
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:49,109
these connections,
because I can assure you
1030
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:51,241
that it's a lot easier
to launch your own line
1031
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:53,505
with a "Scarlet" email address.
1032
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:55,333
Even Vera Wang worked
at "Vogue"
1033
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:56,682
17 years before leaving.
1034
00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:59,424
You, my love,
have got a long ways to go.
1035
00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:02,427
[gentle guitar music]
1036
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:09,521
♪
1037
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:21,489
[message notifications]
1038
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:25,711
- ♪ How long
must I wait here for ♪
1039
00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:26,842
♪
1040
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:28,714
[phone buzzes]
1041
00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:33,414
♪ 'Cause I'm not getting
any younger ♪
1042
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,590
♪
1043
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:39,333
♪ It's you and me
against the world ♪
1044
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,292
- How's it going in there?
- You've waited two weeks.
1045
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:44,251
A few more minutes
won't kill you.
1046
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,384
- You don't know that
for a fact.
1047
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,560
♪
1048
00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:49,604
♪ How long
1049
00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:50,605
- [heavy exhale]
1050
00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:53,478
♪ Must I know you for
1051
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,610
♪
1052
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:57,743
♪ You say that patience
1053
00:39:57,786 --> 00:40:00,441
♪ Is a virtue
1054
00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,095
- Worth the wait?
- Mm-hmm.
1055
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:04,576
♪ But I know
what it's really for ♪
1056
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:07,405
- ♪ Oh-oh
1057
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:08,754
♪
1058
00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:10,582
- ♪ You think I got
1059
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,454
♪ The grace to hurt you
- Ow.
1060
00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:15,500
Baby steps.
- Sorry.
1061
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:18,894
- ♪ How far is far enough
1062
00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:23,421
♪ I'm always telling myself
1063
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,424
♪ That good
ain't good enough ♪
1064
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,295
- Jacqueline.
I just got the invite
1065
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,731
to your
ten-year-anniversary party,
1066
00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:32,125
- It's actually my ten-year-
as-Editor-In-Chief party,
1067
00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:34,562
but glad you got it.
- So how long have you been
1068
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:35,911
working here again?
1069
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,696
- Longer than that.
1070
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,567
Good night, Patrick.
1071
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,308
♪
1072
00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,615
- ♪ That good
ain't good enough ♪
1073
00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,312
- ♪ Oh-oh
1074
00:40:45,355 --> 00:40:47,532
- ♪ That good is bad
for my health ♪
1075
00:40:47,575 --> 00:40:49,490
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh
1076
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,274
♪
1077
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:52,493
[women vocalizing]
1078
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,190
- Hey, Tia.
- Hey.
1079
00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:55,496
- [laughs]
1080
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,759
What was so urgent?
1081
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,805
- Um...
1082
00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:01,850
Linda's dropping out.
- What?
1083
00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:03,504
Seriously?
- Yeah.
1084
00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,637
She, uh, didn't think
she had what it takes.
1085
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,552
- But last night,
it turned out great.
1086
00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:10,468
- Yeah, because of you.
1087
00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:11,817
Kat, you got
all those people there.
1088
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,688
You got them inspired...
- Oh, no.
1089
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:14,820
- You got them interested
in this race.
1090
00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,343
No really, it was something.
1091
00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:17,779
It was something,
and Linda and I
1092
00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:21,261
were thinking--stay with me--
1093
00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:23,698
that you should run.
1094
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:27,528
- [humming]
1095
00:41:27,578 --> 00:41:32,128
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