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Once upon a time,
there was a woman.
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And the woman gave birth
to a beautiful, incredible boy
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who all the nurses agreed
was "quite a looker."
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But not everyone saw
what she saw.
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That the boy was unstoppable.
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They said her dreams for him
were "not realistic."
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I'm sorry, Mrs. DiMeo.
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Your son's ability to interact
with the world around him
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will be very limited.
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I'm just being realistic.
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Insurance won't cover it.
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JJ will never be able
to operate a power chair.
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Please be realistic.
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Our school doesn't have
the resources
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to mainstream your son.
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It's not realistic.
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Maya:
But she was wrong.
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And she was wrong.
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And he was wrong.
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And never validated my parking.
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Over the years,
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the pair proved wrong
every person who said
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that incredible boy's dreams
were "not realistic."
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**
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And now, here we stand
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on the brink
of this incredible boy
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graduating
and going off to college.
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And I'll tell you
what I told all of them --
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I want this for my son.
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Don't tell me
it's not realistic.
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Well, our graduation photos
come in standard sizes.
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But, okay.
We'll do a special order.
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Yeah, he was right.
That is too big.
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[ Laughs ]
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-- Captions by VITA --
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Together: N-Y-U!
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N-Y-U!
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N --
Today is the day
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my boy is getting into
his dream school.
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"Where he'll go
with his dream girl."
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I know, and I'm
the most excited one here!
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N-Y-U! N-Y-U!
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I'm the most excited one here
with dignity.
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Together: N-Y-U!
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N-Y-U!
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N...
[ Sighs heavily ]
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Pretending to be excited
about NYU?
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It's just
so bloody exhausting!
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I mean, I don't know
why I agreed.
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Hon, we don't even know
if he's gonna get in.
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He's getting in.
A mother knows.
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All right, help me practice
my happy face.
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Go on.
Tell me he got into NYU.
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JJ got into NYU!
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Aaaaggghh!
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No notes.
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Oh, you're not getting back into
model trains, are you?
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It's a replica
of the Golden Gate Bridge.
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A little
father-daughter activity
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Dylan and I
are working on.
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You know the special
relationship we have.
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She relishes any chance she has
to spend time with me.
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It's really sweet.
Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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It's your homework?!
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Did Mom tell you?
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Damn foreigners.
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I tried
to do it myself.
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I -- It was too hard!
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I didn't have
the right supplies,
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I couldn't figure out
what to do --
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No more excuses.
Whoa.
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You just sounded
like a real dad there.
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Well, you tried
to manipulate your dad,
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you're gonna get
a dad lesson.
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Do the work and see
how rewarding that can be.
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Or half-ass it
and deal with the consequences.
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Fine.
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Gimme a quick refresher.
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This is a...
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It's the
Golden Gate Bridge.
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Kenneth: Dude!
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When were you
gonna tell me
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about the speech
you're giving at graduation?
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"Oh, yeah.
The class chose me."
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This is incredible!
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I've been thinking a lot
about our goodbye --
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to Lafayette,
to each other.
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Now we have our forum.
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[ Chuckles ]
So, what are you gonna say?
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"I'm just gonna wing it."
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Wing it? Oh, no.
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You are no good
on your feet,
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so I end up standing there
reading,
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looking like an idiot.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You're writing that speech,
Mister!
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Laura, looking lovely.
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Sara, simply stunning.
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Yara...
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Ya-ra ten!
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Ray, word in the girls' bathroom
is you're being
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way more desperate than normal.
What's up?
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Junior class trip
is coming up.
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Technically,
we're supposed to be studying
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the native marine biology
of Catalina Island,
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but everyone knows
we'll be studying
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lips, hips,
and fingertips.
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Just...
truly disgusting.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I got a B-plus on this.
Very nice.
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See what happens when
you listen to your old man?
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What's this project?
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This is for work.
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Your dad's
got an interview
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at an architecture firm
next month.
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Yeah, it has just been
flowing out of me.
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I even made a bet with myself
for extra motivation --
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I am not gonna
shave my mustache
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until I land some kind of
architecture gig.
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Wow, Dad.
I'm proud of you.
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Y-You're proud of me?
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Uh-huh.
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This --
This matters to you? Yeah.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna do the mustache thing
in solidarity.
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**
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Well,
this isn't good enough.
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It's happening!
It's happening!
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They posted the acceptances!
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Did he get in?!
I don't know.
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Izzy just called
to say that they're up.
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JJ wants to FaceTime alone
with her so they can check!
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**
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Non-verbal.
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Oh, of course.
Sure. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Maya: It's happening!
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My little boy
is getting into NYU!
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[ Laughs ]
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I'll save it for him.
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[ Thud, beeping ]
Oh, this is it.
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All right, just give me
a minute. [ Sighs ]
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Yay!
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Oh.
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Jimmy: JJ.
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Buddy...
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Oh, my love.
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I'm sorry.
I know how much you wanted this.
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Please don't be sad, JJ.
Do you want me to call them?
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Mummy will call.
Mummy will scream!
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Okay. But we're going to find
the positive in this.
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Kenneth:
"NYU rejected Izzy, too.
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She's going to Chapman.
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I got into Irvine.
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I'll go there."
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[ Chair squeaks ]
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Irvine? [ Chuckles ]
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"The next town over" Irvine?
That one?
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You --
You'd be happy with that?
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Going and being
in the next town over...?
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Yeah.
Well, cool, cool, cool, yeah.
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"You've pretended enough
for one day.
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You can be happy."
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Haaa-hahaha!
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This is it.
Izzy: Hey, JJ.
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How many pizza bagels
you think we can fit in here?
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[ Laughs ]
Maya: Aww.
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She's not even reading his words
out loud anymore. Ah.
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Wish there was a woman that
could read my board like that.
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All our units have automatic
doors, accessible showers...
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It's close to home,
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close to school,
close to your love.
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I mean, the shades are lovely,
aren't they? They're okay.
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She hates them!
Get rid of them!
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[ Chuckles ]
What?
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I just like
watching people
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experience you
for the first time.
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So, you're really okay
with JJ moving out?
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Well, it's mad, right?
But it's not New York.
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"This place is amazing."
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Is that an
"I'll take it"?
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Great.
I'll get the paperwork.
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[ Chuckles ]
Aww.
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I'm so glad
that this worked out.
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I just want you
to be happy.
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Yeah, your mom's
got your back.
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Maybe there's room
to mention it in your speech?
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"Nothing but room."
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"I'm gonna wing it."
What?
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It's been a month!
You didn't even start?
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Oh, I get it.
You're messing with me.
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You say you'll wing it,
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but then you'll show up
with the perfect speech.
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[ Laughing ] Okay.
Good stuff.
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JJ will be winging it.
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What's wrong
with you people?!
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[ Grunts ]
Ooh!
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F-Found a dent.
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Okay, Ray.
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You're at camp
with no dating prospects,
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but you do have spunk
and seven new anecdotes.
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What's happening?
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The trip just started.
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Coach: Who said that?
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Ray DiMeo, Coach.
But you call me --
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Oh, hey, nerdlinger.
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All the guys
in your grade
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locked me in my cabin
with an angry raccoon.
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Had to climb out
a window,
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which I didn't realize
was over a ravine.
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They shouldn't put ravines
under windows.
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Wait, so the trip
is cancelled?
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For those jackasses.
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Sorry, Ray, I'm gonna have to
leave you alone on this island
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with all
your female classmates.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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So, I'm the only boy
on this trip.
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Get me away from this kid.
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Hey, Dad. [ Sighs ]
How's the model coming?
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Coming along great.
Great.
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I just need to figure out
how to --
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Wait, have you done anything
in a month?
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I grew a mustache.
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Your interview's tomorrow.
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You think
I don't know that?
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All day, I try.
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It's just so hard!
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Really?
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Well, well, well...
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looks like somebody's not up
to finishing their work.
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[ Gasps ] Know who you
should talk to 'bout that?
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My dad.
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Seemed to have it
all figured out.
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This is different,
Dylan.
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This is for a job,
not a grade.
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I don't even have
a real drafting pencil.
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I can't be expected
to finish this thing
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without
a GraphGear 500 Automatic!
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[ Slams table ]
No more excuses!
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Buckle down,
do your work,
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and you'll see
how rewarding it can be.
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Fine.
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Only boy here.
Can't lose.
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Brianna. Flowers?
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Camille G?
No?
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Danielle?
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Flowers for a rose?
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Anyway,
it's gonna be...
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Okay,
am I really that bad?
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I understood
you ignoring me
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when you had all the other guys
here, but come on, ladies.
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What gives?
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Maybe it's because
we all learned
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that you take any attention
as interest.
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Also, raise your hand
if Ray has hit on you.
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Okay, the double hand-raise
is unnecessary, Sarah.
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Look, clearly there
is something wrong with me.
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I think it's time
I find out what.
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So, lay it on me.
259
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,961
You want to hear about
everything that bothers us?
260
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:25,365
I do. We came here to study
the biology of Catalina.
261
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:29,136
Instead, let's study
the guy-ology of Ray DiMeo.
262
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,270
I hated that.
263
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,939
And we're off!
264
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,408
You did all these?
265
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,245
Dang, I dad-ded you up
real nice.
266
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,413
No, I hate every single one
I start.
267
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,416
That one's trying too hard.
That one's just lazy.
268
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,551
This one gave me
a paper cut.
269
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,886
What are you doing?
270
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,888
Finding the one
you hate the least.
271
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,289
[ Dramatic music plays ]
272
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,591
No!
That one shows promise.
273
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,760
Good.
That one is your baby.
274
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,127
Finish it.
275
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,664
You were so excited.
What changed?
276
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,498
You.
277
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,634
I was having fun.
It was easy.
278
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,469
Then you said
you were "proud" of me,
279
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,004
and it stopped
being about fun.
280
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,774
If I fail,
I disappoint everyone.
281
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,141
I disappoint you.
282
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,609
Me?
[ Chuckles ]
283
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,611
Dad,
I've got fantastic news.
284
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,947
I don't care.
I love you.
285
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,684
But when you start talking
your building stuff?
286
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,186
It's all cartoon bears
on unicycles up here.
287
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,821
Okay.
288
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,455
Hurtful, but --
but helpful.
289
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,590
Thank you, Dylan.
290
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,958
Anytime, Jimbo.
291
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:26,359
Oops!
292
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,664
Hey.
Everything okay?
293
00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:31,865
[ Sighs ]
294
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:32,966
"It's Izzy.
295
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,002
Please don't get involved,
296
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,070
but she broke up
with me."
297
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:44,745
Why didn't you
ring the bell?
298
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,681
[ Sinisterly ]
Oh, I like a good surprise.
299
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,650
What you said to JJ
about breaking up?
300
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,320
That was
a bad surprise.
301
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,455
Can you stop using
that sinister tone?
302
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,623
[ Sinisterly ]
Is this better?
303
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,226
JJ is the one
you should talk to.
304
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,228
He can't plan his life
around me.
305
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,329
We're kids.
It's not --
306
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,064
Don't say "realistic."
307
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,498
It's a bit of a trigger.
308
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,667
[ Sighs ]
Fine, you want to know?
309
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,304
We were in the store,
looking at shams...
310
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,873
You're the sham!
311
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,841
Sorry. I actually do
want to hear this.
312
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,075
JJ got an e-mail.
313
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,509
From NYU.
314
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,911
They're still
writing him.
315
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,579
To reconsider coming.
316
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:23,150
He got in.
He what?
317
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,886
[ Sighs ] It's his dream
and he said no to be with me.
318
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:30,057
I begged him to go,
but he won't listen to me.
319
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,860
There's just one person
he will listen to.
320
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,896
Okay.
321
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,165
What. Is. Wrong.
With. Ray.
322
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,001
Might I be a, uh,
hideous ghoul?
323
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,602
I mean,
not physically...
324
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,104
Interesting.
325
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,707
"Not physically hideous."
326
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,043
Good. All right.
Now let's talk negatives.
327
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,344
Ooh! Molly!
328
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,346
You seem to
particularly dislike me.
329
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,182
You're pretty insecure.
330
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,350
But weirdly
also way too confident.
331
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,852
Insecure and too confident.
332
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,388
Bit of a paradox, okay.
333
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,223
Sarah: And I know this
isn't really your fault,
334
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,225
but you got
too tall too fast.
335
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,426
[ Murmuring agreements ]
Okay.
336
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,595
Still writing the last one,
Sarah, 'kay?
337
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,430
[ Sighs ]
338
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,933
Fine!
Don't write a speech!
339
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:13,934
I don't care!
340
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,302
Three years together
341
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,037
and I ask you
to do one thing!
342
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,205
But noooo!
343
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,073
Okay!
Have a nice life!
344
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,145
Just do bullet points,
man.
345
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,782
No, huh?
346
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,384
Just sit there
with your sad face.
347
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,120
Yeah!
You should be sad!
348
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,587
You're a bum!
349
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,057
A sad bum!
350
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,292
Little context:
351
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,795
Izzy just
broke up with him.
352
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:48,068
Oh, I'm so sorry.
[ Crying ]
353
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,037
Just write a little!
354
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,741
Look at me off to meet
a potential boss
355
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,309
for drinks
at a swanky bar.
356
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,510
I feel like Don Draper.
357
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,246
You finished.
Nice work.
358
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,180
Thanks, Dylan.
359
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,749
Oh, hang on.
360
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,616
For good luck.
361
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,489
This is
the exact pencil I said.
362
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,491
So you do listen.
363
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,625
And you care.
364
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,294
Get.
Feeling stompy.
365
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,265
Okay, so,
finger guns are bad.
366
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,867
But let me ask you this:
367
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,335
are they less bad
if I get a leather jacket?
368
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,171
[ Groaning ]
Danielle: We don't know, Ray.
369
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,305
Okay?
Get a leather jacket, don't.
370
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,306
What's the point?
371
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,640
The point is
to make this work.
372
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,876
With who?
373
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,878
Anyone!
I'm not picky!
374
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,712
Any one of you works.
375
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,981
That's how it feels.
376
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,615
It's not about us.
377
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,451
Who picks flowers
without knowing who they're for?
378
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,486
That's not love.
379
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,989
Y-You're right.
380
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,324
I've been chasing a feeling,
not a person.
381
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,492
You don't know us.
382
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,894
And you're so busy
trying to get us
383
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,996
to notice you,
we don't get to know you.
384
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,966
I've been so stupid.
385
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,168
Maybe there's still time.
386
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,637
[ Sighs ]
Hi. My name is Ray.
387
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,339
I'm not a lothario.
388
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,573
I've had one girlfriend
389
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,543
and she said my kisses
"needed work."
390
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,546
I really like
Rubik's Cubes.
391
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,481
I pretend I know how
to solve them, but I don't.
392
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,584
So I carry around one
to swap it out with.
393
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,821
I get sad when
I'm not invited to parties,
394
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,157
but strongly prefer
using the bathroom at my house.
395
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,927
And I say all these things
to a doll named Tony
396
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,494
who I tell all my problems.
397
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,429
Damn, DiMeo!
398
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,264
No way.
399
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,732
[ Laughter ]
They let you come back?
400
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,833
My dad's a lawyer.
401
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,268
He said he was gonna
sue the school.
402
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,736
Coach is coming
from the hospital.
403
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,371
He's bringing beer.
404
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,605
Chad:
Too bad school's over, DiMeo.
405
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,074
We'll have to make fun of you
for that stuff next year.
406
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,108
Aah!
407
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,745
Hey, hey, guys!
408
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,413
I've got a variety.
409
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,848
Hope that's cool.
410
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,350
[ Cheers and applause ]
411
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,218
Jimmy:
He got into NYU?
412
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,586
Well, he has to go,
right?
413
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,754
Well, without question.
414
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,189
Except one question:
415
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,091
does he have to go?
416
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,459
Jimmy,
he wants to stay.
417
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,061
For his
high school girlfriend?
418
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,029
I mean,
New York is his dream.
419
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,364
I don't want him to go.
420
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,199
But I was ready
to let him.
421
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,069
I don't have it in me
to force him, Jimmy.
422
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,736
Maya.
423
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,005
Look at the big picture.
424
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,976
**
425
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:13,880
[ Tires squeal ]
426
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,783
Dr. Miller!
427
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,251
Shouldn't you be onstage
428
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,720
mispronouncing
Indian students' names?
429
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,922
I've been practicing.
I plan to crush.
430
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,792
Now, I've come to expect
an endearing tardiness
431
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,427
from the DiMeos.
432
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,996
Your invitation
says 11:00.
433
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,131
The ceremony
doesn't start till noon.
434
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,599
Aww.
435
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,667
Congratulations, JJ.
436
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,070
We're really
gonna miss you.
437
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:42,309
**
438
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,945
And we'll miss Bhagyasharee
Shrinivasaraghavan-Mutyala.
439
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,747
[ Indistinct conversations ]
440
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,482
Hi, Ray.
441
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,619
That's the third girl to
acknowledge my existence today.
442
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,921
Oh, word in the girls' bathroom
is you impressed everyone
443
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,956
with how vulnerable and honest
you were on the trip.
444
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,191
The junior girls
have decided
445
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,959
to make you their project
next year.
446
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,129
You're gonna crush it.
I'm furious.
447
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,499
Uh, sorry,
I had to take a phone call.
448
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,335
Wait.
Oh, my God!
449
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,503
They want me.
[ Chuckles ] I can't bel--
450
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,705
Whoa, Dad.
You are bleeding. What?
451
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,642
Oh, yeah, do not shave
with art class scissors.
452
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,344
Dad lesson.
453
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:22,615
**
454
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,185
Oh, buddy.
[ Chuckles ] Look at you.
455
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,855
"Let's talk speech."
456
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,457
You'd do that for me?
457
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,192
Thanks, JJ.
458
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,660
You're up next
and that valedictorian girl
459
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,062
is killing it.
460
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,463
So, I had a few thoughts.
[ Door opens ]
461
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,497
JJ, I've got to
talk to you.
462
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,631
No!
463
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,034
No, you don't!
464
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,035
Please!
465
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,071
[ Cheers and applause ]
466
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,375
Izzy told me
you got into NYU.
467
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,078
I'm not saying you have to go,
I can't.
468
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,046
But tell me
what you're thinking.
469
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,181
You can tell me.
470
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,151
"I won't leave her,
Mom."
471
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,153
Again, I'm not saying
you have to go.
472
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,922
But if you did...
473
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,391
it could still work
with Izzy.
474
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,761
"Because I'm so good
on the phone?
475
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,464
Because I'm so worth
waiting for?"
476
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,369
"I found someone
who loves me, Mom.
477
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,172
If I leave,
I lose her.
478
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,775
I may never
find someone again.
479
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,745
Be realistic."
[ Laughs ]
480
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,580
[ Sighs ]
481
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,586
My love, you know
what you have to do.
482
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,223
I've opened so many doors
for you,
483
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,625
but you walked through
every one.
484
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,727
And look
what it got you.
485
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,630
[ Laughing ]
This silly hat.
486
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:47,467
Don't tell me
to be realistic.
487
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,602
Don't tell you,
488
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,972
'cause that's not
what got you here.
489
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:57,076
You be afraid, fine.
490
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,046
But don't stay
out of fear.
491
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,848
That's not what love is,
darling.
492
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,453
This is love.
493
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,055
Go.
494
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,158
Dr. Miller:
Please welcome to the stage
495
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,492
your student speaker...
[ Door opens ]
496
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,461
Buddy.
...JJ DiMeo!
497
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,728
You're on.
498
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,964
[ Cheers and applause ]
499
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,899
-We love you!
-JJ!
500
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,634
-DiMeo!
-Whoo! JJ!
501
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,669
Girl: Love you, JJ!
502
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,205
[ Beeping ]
503
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,474
You wrote a speech?
504
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,975
[ Laughs ]
505
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,943
It's funny.
It just is.
506
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,614
Your words, my voice,
for the last time.
507
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,618
**
508
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,520
Students.
509
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,822
[ Voice breaking ]
Facul...ty...
510
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,825
[ Sniffles ] Brrrb.
511
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,494
[ Quietly ] Hold it together.
Hold it together.
512
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,696
[ Exhales sharply,
sniffles ]
513
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,697
Don't do this.
514
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,532
[ Crowd "Aww"ing ]
515
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,303
[ Sobbing ] I stand before you
as a confi--"
516
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,304
[ Sobs ]
517
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,306
[ Feedback ]
518
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,542
[ Sobbing ]
519
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:06,112
I'm just so proud!
520
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,682
[ Clears throat ] "My road
to Lafayette was a long one.
521
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,952
The road ahead...
522
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,322
[ Voice breaking ]
...is even longer.
523
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,889
I know --"
524
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,561
[ Crying ]
525
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,729
Weenie.
526
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,896
You just cried!
527
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,332
Jimmy: I got this.
528
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,533
There's gotta be some --
some jokes in here
529
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,534
somewhere, right?
530
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,236
Yeah.
[ Clears throat ]
531
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,704
"And who could forget
the lunches?
532
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,772
Beefaroni?"
533
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,576
[ Voice breaking ]
"More like..."
534
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,579
You're right, son.
It is more like barf-aroni.
535
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,747
[ Sighs ]
536
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,714
Maya:
It's okay, Jimmy.
537
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,755
"Forget what I wrote.
538
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,524
I have one message.
539
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:56,195
A lesson I was learning
every day for years
540
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,064
without realizing it.
541
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,767
I learned it again today.
542
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,604
From my first teacher."
543
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,508
* I'm the king of my own land
544
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,309
Take it home, Kenneth.
545
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,547
"It's a hard lesson.
546
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,116
It can make you do things
you don't want to.
547
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,620
Like say goodbye."
548
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,922
* Facing tempests of dust,
I'll fight until the end *
549
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,892
"Be unrealistic.
550
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,962
Be unrealistic.
551
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,265
Thank you."
552
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,302
[ Cheers and applause ]
553
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:42,575
**
554
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,111
[ Alarm clock beeping ]
555
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:51,584
**
556
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:58,425
**
557
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,559
Hey!
558
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,495
Watch where you're going,
you [bleep]
559
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:06,433
**
560
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,767
Time!
561
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,802
Hey, only three hours late
this time.
562
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,471
Two months
until classes start.
563
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,739
We're gonna get you down
to the DiMeo
564
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,841
respectable 15 minutes
in no time.
565
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,444
Okay! Let's try
this again, people!
566
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:24,283
**
567
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,883
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