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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,375 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,379 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 3 00:00:09,179 --> 00:00:11,278 I used to think 4 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:14,870 That I was a good girl 5 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:20,648 I used to think 6 00:00:20,673 --> 00:00:22,907 That the world was fair 7 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:30,089 But things have gone 8 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:33,170 - Just a little bit cra... - Jann? 9 00:00:33,195 --> 00:00:35,229 Ah... 10 00:00:35,399 --> 00:00:37,499 What the hell, Mom? 11 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:41,469 I can't find the eggs. 12 00:00:43,841 --> 00:00:46,184 They're right here, Mom. They're literally right here in front of you. 13 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:47,377 Oh... really? 14 00:00:47,402 --> 00:00:49,611 Really. I'm just gonna make them. 15 00:00:49,613 --> 00:00:51,456 - Scrambled please. - You got it. 16 00:00:51,481 --> 00:00:53,956 (PHONE RINGING) (PHONE LINE TRILLING) 17 00:00:53,981 --> 00:00:55,566 - Hi. - Oh, hey. Yeah. 18 00:00:55,591 --> 00:00:57,466 I was just checking in. How's day one with Mom? 19 00:00:57,482 --> 00:00:58,755 Is everybody still alive? 20 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:03,122 Oh, how thoughtful of you to call to see if we're all dead. 21 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:04,551 Yes, thanks for that. 22 00:01:04,576 --> 00:01:07,287 Oh, it's 8AM. Did you give Mom her pill? It's the pink one. 23 00:01:07,312 --> 00:01:09,958 - The one for blood pressure. - Of course I did. 24 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,860 - Here you are. - It has to be taken with food. 25 00:01:11,862 --> 00:01:15,464 Give it back. Thanks, tips. 26 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:18,336 Hey! I've been trying to reach you. 27 00:01:18,361 --> 00:01:20,433 - You've been screening my calls? - Todd, I'm on a call. 28 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,753 Sorry. Hey, Nora. You look great. 29 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:25,078 Are you flirting with me, Todd? 30 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:27,437 I just hope someone in this house isn't mad at me. 31 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,345 What are you up to today? 32 00:01:29,347 --> 00:01:31,820 Oh, well, right now, I'm scraping 33 00:01:31,845 --> 00:01:33,549 snot off of my door. 34 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,842 - Oh, God. Yours? - Negative. 35 00:01:35,867 --> 00:01:37,469 And the girls are home because 36 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:39,398 it's a Professional Development day at their school. 37 00:01:39,422 --> 00:01:40,562 Again. 38 00:01:40,587 --> 00:01:43,308 When do you imagine these teachers will actually be developed? 39 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,527 I had to take one of my few vacation days to stay home with them. 40 00:01:45,529 --> 00:01:48,730 - Couldn't Dave stay home? - Girls! It's breakfast! 41 00:01:48,732 --> 00:01:51,532 - (GIRLS SCREAMING) - No. No, because he has 42 00:01:51,557 --> 00:01:53,991 a follow-up appointment for his failed vasectomy. 43 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:57,646 Eat up, Mom. The dosage is all of it. 44 00:01:57,671 --> 00:01:59,585 Those eggs look good. 45 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,806 Girls, I'm not going to say this again! It's breakfast! 46 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,734 Oh, my God! Your life stresses me out. 47 00:02:03,759 --> 00:02:05,517 I hate them for making me sound like this. 48 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,206 I don't get the follow-up appointment... 49 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,888 You're already pregnant! 50 00:02:08,890 --> 00:02:10,984 - Really, Jann? - I'm dead serious. 51 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:13,742 - I would be livid. - Well what am I supposed to do? 52 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,679 Go to the follow up appointment, give that guy 53 00:02:15,704 --> 00:02:18,125 a piece of your mind, and make yourself feel better. 54 00:02:18,127 --> 00:02:20,494 You know what, you're right. 55 00:02:20,496 --> 00:02:22,796 That dumbass doctor has changed my entire life. 56 00:02:22,798 --> 00:02:25,791 I gotta go, Max. Todd is here to apologize to me. 57 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:28,702 - (BEEP) - I'm gonna kill him. 58 00:02:28,704 --> 00:02:32,698 I'm so sorry, Jann, about what happened yesterday at Cancer Fest. 59 00:02:32,723 --> 00:02:35,417 I cannot believe I left you without your pass. 60 00:02:35,442 --> 00:02:38,111 Big mistake Todd, Huge. 61 00:02:38,113 --> 00:02:41,005 I somehow wound up so far from the stage... 62 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,591 Do you have any more of those eggs? 63 00:02:42,616 --> 00:02:45,561 - No. - No. And there was no cell reception. 64 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:48,389 I wish I could tell you that it all worked out for the best, 65 00:02:48,391 --> 00:02:51,850 but I ended up in a cow pasture, hanging upside down 66 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:54,457 from my lady bits, and then I went to jail. 67 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,379 So, not the best day for me, Todd. 68 00:02:56,404 --> 00:02:59,217 But look at you now! You look great! 69 00:02:59,242 --> 00:03:01,268 - Doesn't she look great? - Compared to what? 70 00:03:03,238 --> 00:03:04,601 Box for you on the porch. 71 00:03:04,603 --> 00:03:06,253 Okay. I don't remember ordering anything. 72 00:03:06,277 --> 00:03:08,159 Mom, do you have an online shopping addiction 73 00:03:08,184 --> 00:03:09,441 you forgot to tell me about? 74 00:03:09,466 --> 00:03:12,838 If I develop an addiction this late in life, it'll not be shopping, 75 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:13,877 I'll tell you that much. 76 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,446 (MOCKING LAUGHING) 77 00:03:16,448 --> 00:03:18,018 That is so comforting. 78 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,758 - Get a glass. - You're gonna be recording 79 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,828 the chorus for that ensemble song about empowering young women today. 80 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:25,926 I wonder if they'll let me in without a pass. 81 00:03:25,928 --> 00:03:27,794 Do you forgive me or not? 82 00:03:27,796 --> 00:03:29,109 Isn't it obvious? 83 00:03:33,763 --> 00:03:35,176 Studio time is one. 84 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:37,271 You didn't have to drive all the way out here to tell me that. 85 00:03:37,295 --> 00:03:39,813 Well, if you'd just answer his calls... 86 00:03:40,608 --> 00:03:42,642 (PHONE BEEPING AND BUZZING) 87 00:03:42,644 --> 00:03:45,509 So, anything new? Anything interesting? What's happening? 88 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:46,879 Nope. Nothing. Nothing new. 89 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:49,315 I live here now, that's new. 90 00:03:49,317 --> 00:03:50,482 I love it! 91 00:03:50,507 --> 00:03:52,825 It's sort of like a Grey Gardens type of vibe. 92 00:03:52,849 --> 00:03:54,221 How's it going so far? 93 00:03:54,222 --> 00:03:56,556 - Great! - Not great. 94 00:03:56,558 --> 00:03:58,658 Oh. 95 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,827 Well, I'll leave you two to sort that out. 96 00:04:00,829 --> 00:04:03,162 Jann, I'm really happy we're back on track. 97 00:04:03,164 --> 00:04:06,232 (DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING) 98 00:04:06,234 --> 00:04:08,234 Are we, though? 99 00:04:08,236 --> 00:04:10,870 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 100 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:16,376 (KNOCKING) 101 00:04:16,378 --> 00:04:19,044 Yo! 102 00:04:19,046 --> 00:04:21,381 Morning, Jann. 103 00:04:21,383 --> 00:04:23,482 Morning... Jann's mom. 104 00:04:23,484 --> 00:04:26,718 This is Cale, and she's helping me manage a few things. 105 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,154 But you already have a manager. 106 00:04:29,156 --> 00:04:31,343 Those eggs aren't gonna eat themselves. Okay? 107 00:04:31,368 --> 00:04:33,196 You got my package. Why haven't you opened it? 108 00:04:33,221 --> 00:04:35,078 Well... 109 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:37,313 This morning, after spin class, I did two things: 110 00:04:37,337 --> 00:04:38,703 I contacted The Weekend and asked 111 00:04:38,728 --> 00:04:41,666 if he could sample one of your songs for his upcoming album. 112 00:04:41,668 --> 00:04:43,988 And I booked you a social media sponsorship. 113 00:04:44,013 --> 00:04:45,927 Both of these deals should inject some juice 114 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,507 into your very thirsty career. 115 00:04:48,509 --> 00:04:50,675 What the hell are these? 116 00:04:50,677 --> 00:04:52,461 Flowga pants. 117 00:04:52,486 --> 00:04:54,537 They eliminate the need for feminine products. 118 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,490 They're made of a highly absorbent material 119 00:04:56,515 --> 00:04:58,217 so you can just... let it flow. 120 00:04:58,219 --> 00:05:00,886 I really hope I'm confused about what you're telling me. 121 00:05:00,888 --> 00:05:04,936 - You're not. - Oh... I wish I was still menstruating. 122 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:07,094 Said nobody ever. 123 00:05:07,118 --> 00:05:08,704 The Flowga-Pant company noticed that 124 00:05:08,729 --> 00:05:10,780 you've been quite vocal about your heavy periods. 125 00:05:10,805 --> 00:05:13,046 Naturally, they thought you'd make a great ambassador 126 00:05:13,071 --> 00:05:14,383 for their period pants. 127 00:05:14,408 --> 00:05:15,431 Let's do this. 128 00:05:15,455 --> 00:05:17,297 I don't have my period right now. 129 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:19,461 I 100% don't care, just go put them on. 130 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,383 - And then what? - And then, you, the celebrity, 131 00:05:22,408 --> 00:05:24,431 try on the product, the Flowga-Pants and share 132 00:05:24,456 --> 00:05:26,577 your very positive experience on social media. 133 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:28,509 You have to make five posts, 134 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:30,377 in the next 24 hours in order to get paid. 135 00:05:30,401 --> 00:05:32,407 - Got it? - I guess. 136 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,585 You need a minute to let that soak in? 137 00:05:34,587 --> 00:05:38,526 These may be my new addiction! 138 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:40,065 JANN: Oh, my God. 139 00:05:40,104 --> 00:05:43,394 - They look good on her. - This is terrifying. 140 00:05:43,396 --> 00:05:45,296 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 141 00:05:47,391 --> 00:05:50,540 Hey, Dr. Lindenbaum, how are you? That's awesome. 142 00:05:50,565 --> 00:05:52,628 My wife's just pawning off the girls off on your receptionist, 143 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,423 and then she's going to join us for this appointment. 144 00:05:54,447 --> 00:05:55,847 Okay. I'm just giving you the heads up 145 00:05:55,871 --> 00:05:59,062 - 'cause she's coming in hot. - As in she has a fever? 146 00:05:59,087 --> 00:06:02,374 Ha! No. No, as in totally pissed off. 147 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:03,744 And she has a few questions for you. 148 00:06:03,768 --> 00:06:06,977 Actually just the one question. Dr. Lindenbaum, 149 00:06:07,002 --> 00:06:09,335 what the actual (BLEEP)! 150 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,995 Could we get Mom to step out of frame, please? 151 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,543 Mom? 152 00:06:14,568 --> 00:06:17,184 These Flowga-Pants look amazing! 153 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:18,683 I just need you to give me a look 154 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:22,332 that says, I feel clean and dry! 155 00:06:22,357 --> 00:06:24,615 - (CAMERA CLICKING) - Okay, Jann, if you could tell your face 156 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:28,248 that you don't hate this, that would be great. 157 00:06:28,273 --> 00:06:31,666 All right. It's not horrible. Post that one. 158 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,841 And don't forget to use the Flowga-Pants hashtag: #freebleed. 159 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:36,924 - Are you serious? - Literally always. 160 00:06:36,949 --> 00:06:39,616 I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about this. 161 00:06:39,618 --> 00:06:41,880 - What am I looking at? - My ex, Cynthia. 162 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:44,822 - I think she has a new girlfriend. - And? 163 00:06:44,847 --> 00:06:47,283 And that sucks! Is she hot? 164 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:49,197 She has an unlikable face, no? 165 00:06:49,222 --> 00:06:51,828 I think she's trying to make me jealous. 166 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:54,719 Jealousy isn't really in my wheelhouse. 167 00:06:54,744 --> 00:06:57,281 But... if you look fierce in your posts, 168 00:06:57,306 --> 00:06:59,786 she'll take notice and regret breaking up with you. 169 00:07:01,306 --> 00:07:03,268 - Mom? - Yeah? 170 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:05,751 I want you to go grab the flashlight out of the earthquake kit 171 00:07:05,776 --> 00:07:07,667 and my hairdryer. 172 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:11,527 - (R&B MUSIC) - All right, Jann! 173 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:14,349 - I got a man - Yes, Jann! 174 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,233 Who are you?! Oh, my God! 175 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:19,688 Those eyes! Mom, thank you! 176 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:23,659 Open yourself. Open the flow. Yes! You are dry! 177 00:07:23,661 --> 00:07:27,062 You are free! You are female! Yes! 178 00:07:28,561 --> 00:07:31,867 What?! This only happens to 1 in 500 guys? 179 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,335 Well, then, 499 guys owe me a beer! 180 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:36,693 Well, as a physician, I wouldn't recommend 181 00:07:36,718 --> 00:07:39,060 - that amount of alcohol. - We're comin' for you. 182 00:07:39,085 --> 00:07:42,744 We are going to sue you for every single thing you have. 183 00:07:42,746 --> 00:07:45,805 - Yes, we are. Including this! - That's fragile. 184 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:47,916 Well... now, it's mine. 185 00:07:47,918 --> 00:07:50,251 Baby, you're scaring me. And I love it. 186 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:53,054 I can see that you're a bit upset. 187 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,977 - That's right. - Um, uh, yeah. 188 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,807 I have to ask, did you two abstain 189 00:07:57,832 --> 00:08:01,018 from sex for the full 90 days following the procedure, 190 00:08:01,043 --> 00:08:03,941 as outlined in the follow-up materials? 191 00:08:05,508 --> 00:08:07,635 Did you say "follow-up material"? 192 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:11,125 Got it. 193 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,353 I'll use the follow-up material. 194 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:15,776 I'm like MacGyver. 195 00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:19,249 You are so hot. Chug that down so I can take you to bonetown. 196 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:21,641 Garcon! Ma'am! 197 00:08:23,352 --> 00:08:25,352 I guess it would be too late to, um... 198 00:08:25,354 --> 00:08:28,589 - to read it now. - It would. 199 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,658 - Right. - It is, huh? Yeah. 200 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:31,735 Because of the, uh... 201 00:08:31,736 --> 00:08:33,728 - Baby. - Yeah. 202 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:38,243 I... I think that this is your, um... 203 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,909 - Penis. - Yes. 204 00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:46,240 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 205 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:48,942 GIRLS: Hi, Gram! 206 00:08:48,944 --> 00:08:50,777 Oh! Hi, honey. 207 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:53,394 Okay, so I'm assuming the follow-up appointment didn't 208 00:08:53,419 --> 00:08:55,581 go well and that's why you're dumping the kids with us? 209 00:08:55,606 --> 00:08:58,489 Correct. And what, in God's name, are those? 210 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,729 Hey, we Rea... 211 00:09:02,754 --> 00:09:04,302 We really appreciate you doing this. 212 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:06,670 Max and I have some things to discuss and we just need some quiet. 213 00:09:06,694 --> 00:09:07,933 - Okay - We're hungry. 214 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,850 Yeah, they haven't had anything to eat. 215 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:10,993 Can you give them some lunch? 216 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,227 You have no food at your house? 217 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,297 Can you just feed your nieces? 218 00:09:14,299 --> 00:09:16,464 You can just give them fast food if that makes it easier. 219 00:09:16,488 --> 00:09:18,441 Actually, I have chicken nuggets in the car 220 00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:20,450 and three wheels of cheese and I don't want to talk about it. 221 00:09:20,474 --> 00:09:23,599 Okay. Just listen to your Grandma. 222 00:09:23,624 --> 00:09:25,356 Why're we going with you, Auntie J? 223 00:09:25,381 --> 00:09:28,840 Valid question. 'cause your Mom and Dad wanna spend time with not you. 224 00:09:28,865 --> 00:09:31,615 - So, here we all are. - I'm thirsty. 225 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,795 Can't help you. 226 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,257 I need you guys to stay in the lobby 227 00:09:34,281 --> 00:09:36,248 with Gram while I record a song, okay? 228 00:09:36,273 --> 00:09:37,734 What song are you singing? 229 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:39,795 It's called "I Love Myself" and it's... 230 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:42,091 it's a song that empowers young girls 231 00:09:42,093 --> 00:09:43,734 to use their voices. 232 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:46,394 So, I'm gonna need you to shut up and do what you're told, okay? 233 00:09:46,396 --> 00:09:48,363 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 234 00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:52,528 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 235 00:09:53,476 --> 00:09:56,076 - Hey. - Hi, Jann. 236 00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:57,889 - Big fan of yours. Huge. - Thank you. 237 00:09:57,914 --> 00:10:00,604 - Love the pants. - Oh! 238 00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:02,588 I'm Wayne. This is where the magic happens. 239 00:10:02,613 --> 00:10:07,141 Hey. Um, I thought there was gonna be 20 people here. 240 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,531 Most of the others are recording in LA. 241 00:10:09,556 --> 00:10:11,735 - Oh. - They're huge stars. 242 00:10:13,618 --> 00:10:15,934 No, the chorus is gonna record later. 243 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:17,263 Wasn't I clear about that? 244 00:10:17,288 --> 00:10:19,060 No, you were not clear about that, Todd. 245 00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:22,926 There's 20 people in the chorus? How are they gonna hear me? 246 00:10:22,951 --> 00:10:26,194 They'll hear you as much as any of the other 19 voices. 247 00:10:26,196 --> 00:10:28,831 How are they gonna know that it's me singing? 248 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:30,636 Everyone who hears the song will go to 249 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:33,144 the charity's website and read the full list of performers! 250 00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:37,807 www.ilovemyself.empowergirls.edu. 251 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,842 One second. 252 00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:42,341 I honestly need a solo line 253 00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:45,599 because my career is so thirsty. 254 00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:47,194 A solo line? 255 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,234 - It wouldn't hurt to ask him. - No, you can really burn 256 00:10:49,258 --> 00:10:52,092 - bridges by asking. - Todd, can't you just ask him? 257 00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:54,584 You want a solo line? 258 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,591 What did I just say? 259 00:10:56,593 --> 00:10:59,226 And I am going to get that for you. 260 00:10:59,228 --> 00:11:01,596 Hey... 261 00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:03,898 Jann can't get her own line in the song, can she? 262 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,167 - No. - OK. 263 00:11:06,169 --> 00:11:08,280 He said no. 264 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:10,872 He's a real tough negotiator. 265 00:11:11,508 --> 00:11:15,009 (ELECTRONIC WHOOSH) 266 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,950 Okay. 267 00:11:22,952 --> 00:11:25,118 We should probably talk about this stuff. 268 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,955 - Mm. - Number one... 269 00:11:27,957 --> 00:11:30,591 we really need to start paying attention to follow-up material. 270 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:33,293 It is so quiet in here. 271 00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:35,295 (SLURPING) 272 00:11:35,297 --> 00:11:37,263 That's what happens with no children. 273 00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:39,800 Are we up for having another one? 274 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:42,567 'cause we need to figure out how this is gonna affect 275 00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:45,487 - the girls... our jobs... - Hmm. Mm-hmm. 276 00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:47,925 I mean, the stress that it could put on our relationship. 277 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,918 Yeah. We could talk. 278 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,624 Or... we could do it on the couch 279 00:11:54,649 --> 00:11:56,268 then eat sandwiches. 280 00:11:57,863 --> 00:12:00,153 - God, I love you. - I love you. 281 00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:01,824 Do we have any more of that turkey? 282 00:12:01,849 --> 00:12:04,115 It's in the crisper, under the Brussels sprouts. 283 00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,826 - Boots, boots, boots! - Got it. 284 00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:09,729 - Forget it. Forget it. - Yeah. 285 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:13,133 I am so excited. I am gonna let myself eat white bread. 286 00:12:13,135 --> 00:12:14,337 Good for you. 287 00:12:22,444 --> 00:12:24,844 (GRUNT) 288 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,185 Sammy, where is your sister? 289 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,254 I can't get the lion's hair right! 290 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,657 Let's go. 291 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:40,426 Come on, honey. Let's go. We've gotta go find her. 292 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:44,496 - Oh, my God. That was fast. - What? 293 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,532 Nothing. 294 00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:49,869 Hi, there. I'm Cale. Jann's gonna need a solo line. 295 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:52,772 Oh, sorry, they've all been assigned already. 296 00:12:52,774 --> 00:12:54,640 I get that, but here's the thing. What's your name? 297 00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:56,970 Um... Wayne. 298 00:12:56,995 --> 00:12:59,234 Here's the thing, Wayne. Jann's going through a rebrand. 299 00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:02,047 She's on the verge of a national tour and an upcoming album 300 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,116 and her Insta follower count is doubling by the day. 301 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:05,604 - It is? - I don't think it is. 302 00:13:05,629 --> 00:13:06,955 And by the time this single comes out, 303 00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:08,200 I mean, she's gonna be everywhere. 304 00:13:08,223 --> 00:13:09,986 Are you sure you want to bury her in the chorus? 305 00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,359 What a waste, am I right? 306 00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:14,121 I guess. But who sings what isn't up to me. 307 00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,303 Do you think your boss would be happy to know you had the 308 00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:19,528 chance to highlight a big star, and you just didn't bother? 309 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,228 You get Jann a line, you look smart, 310 00:13:22,253 --> 00:13:24,803 she looks good, everybody wins. You're welcs. 311 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,873 - Let me see what I can do. - You got this, Wayne. 312 00:13:31,819 --> 00:13:33,104 Who is that? 313 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,714 She's... a friend. 314 00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:38,650 A very scary friend that people 315 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,653 listen to when she talks. But don't even worry about it. 316 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:45,517 OK. You got your line. 317 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,592 Thank you, Wayne. 318 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,699 "When I look into the mirror, 319 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:59,004 I hate what I see." Okay. (BLEEP) sakes. 320 00:14:00,436 --> 00:14:02,904 - Are you sure this is my line? - Yep. 321 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,929 Solo line, like you wanted! 322 00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:06,920 - Ready? - I guess. 323 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:10,346 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 324 00:14:10,846 --> 00:14:14,915 When I look into the mirror 325 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:19,820 I hate what I see 326 00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:21,459 - Yeah, yeah - (MUSIC STOPS) 327 00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:24,958 - Oh-ho-ho! Yes! - Yes... 328 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,494 Not bad. This time hit "hate" 329 00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:29,663 a little harder. Yeah? 330 00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:32,579 Do you hate yourself? What am I doing here? 331 00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:34,300 What am I doing with my life? 332 00:14:34,302 --> 00:14:36,432 - Yeah? - Honestly, Wayne, I just, 333 00:14:36,457 --> 00:14:38,337 this feels a little bit high for me. 334 00:14:38,339 --> 00:14:40,540 It's high because it's in Shania's key. 335 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:43,476 Let's try and, you know, get up to Shania's level. 336 00:14:43,478 --> 00:14:46,479 - Yeah? Think you can? - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 337 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,150 - We're rolling. - I'm... I'm waiting. 338 00:14:51,152 --> 00:14:53,519 What... ever. 339 00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:56,322 Let's go. 340 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,061 When I look into the mirror 341 00:15:02,063 --> 00:15:06,698 I hate what I see 342 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,967 Yeah, yeah 343 00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:10,902 (MUSIC STOPS) 344 00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:12,904 Are you feeling... 345 00:15:12,906 --> 00:15:14,840 the hate, Jann? 346 00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:16,808 I'm feeling the hate right now, Wayne. 347 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:19,093 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 348 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,119 - Let's go again. - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 349 00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:25,851 When I look into the mirror 350 00:15:25,853 --> 00:15:29,420 I hate what I see 351 00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:32,223 - Yeah, yeah - (MUSIC STOPS) 352 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:35,093 It still feels just like words. 353 00:15:35,095 --> 00:15:39,197 - TODD: Come on! - I'm not feeling the emotion yet. 354 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:43,066 (MUMBLING): When I look into the mirror 355 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,336 I hate what I see 356 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,572 How was that? 357 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:52,109 Yeah, um, I couldn't hear the words at all that time. 358 00:15:52,111 --> 00:15:55,112 - Really? - I want to really hear 359 00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,748 the hate you have for yourself, Jann. 360 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:01,015 Like, tap down, way deep down 361 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,562 into that well of shame 362 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,352 - and self-loathing. - (INAUDIBLE SPEAKING) 363 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:08,077 - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) - (INAUDIBLE SPEAKING) 364 00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:13,863 - When I look into the mirror - (TAPPING) 365 00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:15,973 I don't think we've met. I'm Todd... 366 00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:18,256 Todd Grainger. Former manager of clients 367 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,904 such as Gordon Lightfoot and Diana Krall. Emphasis on former. 368 00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:23,640 Golf handicap of 17. Allergic to shellfish. 369 00:16:23,642 --> 00:16:26,275 (NERVOUS CHUCKLING) How did you know all that? 370 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,944 Because I try harder than you, Todd. 371 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,879 You're a dinosaur. 372 00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:31,848 And do you know why all the dinosaurs went extinct? 373 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:35,718 - They couldn't adapt. - I thought it was a meteor. 374 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,253 Then I am your meteor, Todd! 375 00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:40,198 I'm younger and I'm smarter and soon, Jann will understand that 376 00:16:40,223 --> 00:16:42,692 she needs someone like me, who gets the business now. 377 00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:45,177 So make all the smug jokes you want 378 00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:47,709 about Millennials and avocado toast because I eat 379 00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:51,034 avocado toast for breakfast. 380 00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:54,903 - It's full of heart-healthy fats. - I hate what I see 381 00:16:54,905 --> 00:16:56,738 Okay. I... 382 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,007 was under the impression that this song 383 00:16:59,009 --> 00:17:00,535 was supposed to be 384 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,840 - empowering for young women? - Uh-huh. 385 00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:03,880 - Yeah, it is. You... - Mm-hmm? 386 00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:07,106 Umm... you have the set-up line. 387 00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:08,952 The line after yours is 388 00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:12,929 "But there are so many things to love about me." 389 00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:15,322 Okay. I would like to do that line instead. 390 00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:18,149 I'm sure you would, but Kiesza's doing that one. 391 00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:20,361 - She can do my line. - (SCOFFING) 392 00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:22,363 Yeah, uh, right. 393 00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:25,533 No one will ever believe that Kiesza hates herself. 394 00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:28,136 (LAUGHING) Let's go. 395 00:17:28,138 --> 00:17:30,171 I'm at a loss. 396 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,555 Aren't we all, darling? 397 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:35,543 Let's just try and do what you do, which is sing. Apparently. 398 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,206 (TODD): We'll get it, Jann! We'll get it! 399 00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,217 Is Frankie here? 400 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:43,895 Okay. She's not with you? 401 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,325 - She just disappeared! - What do you mean? 402 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,390 I turned my head just for like 30 seconds... 403 00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:49,857 Gram! Auntie J! 404 00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:53,030 Is that Kiesza? Where were you? 405 00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,813 - I rode the elevator with them! - Sorry to worry you. 406 00:17:55,838 --> 00:17:57,941 - We didn't realize she got on. - You're fine. 407 00:17:57,966 --> 00:18:02,202 Thank you so much. You two go get something to eat and drink. 408 00:18:02,204 --> 00:18:04,804 - Whatever we want? - No booze! 409 00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:09,148 It's my fault. 410 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:11,878 It could happen to any of us. Okay? 411 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,623 (SIGHING) 412 00:18:13,648 --> 00:18:16,850 Now, you can have some booze, if you want. 413 00:18:16,852 --> 00:18:18,852 - (COMPRESSED AIR HISSING) - Ah! 414 00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:21,871 - (GROANING) - I only shook it a little! 415 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,490 - Or a lot! - Normally I wouldn't mind, 416 00:18:23,492 --> 00:18:25,359 but I'm heading straight to a photo shoot! 417 00:18:27,296 --> 00:18:30,696 - Okay. I've got an idea. Hang on. - What? 418 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:32,698 Do not take your pants off. 419 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:38,276 - I tell her that all the time. - I hate what I see 420 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:40,273 Yeah... 421 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,208 Yeah, yeah 422 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:45,554 But there are so many things 423 00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:50,516 To love about me 424 00:18:50,518 --> 00:18:53,786 Ooh, ooh 425 00:18:53,788 --> 00:18:56,088 Yeah 426 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,628 Amazing. One take, one done. That's how it's done. 427 00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:06,965 Wonderful, Jann! 428 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:11,870 Woo! Awesome! 429 00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:13,423 I thought that went great. 430 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,229 - Well, you're the only one. - (THUD AND GROAN) 431 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:16,609 Is there something we need to talk about? 432 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,354 - This is not the time, Todd. - Oh, my God! 433 00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:24,149 - I think he's bleeding out! - Hey! I got this. 434 00:19:24,151 --> 00:19:27,920 And that is why you wear a helmet. 435 00:19:27,922 --> 00:19:29,755 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 436 00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:33,625 - I know you want this baby. - I'd have 10. 437 00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:36,360 But I'm also happy with what we have. 438 00:19:36,362 --> 00:19:39,063 Today was pretty awesome. 439 00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:41,532 If we could have our own P.D. day 440 00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:44,468 just every now and then, then... I'm good. 441 00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:47,304 So... 442 00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:50,174 Yeah. Let's do it. 443 00:19:50,176 --> 00:19:52,992 - (VIDEO GAME MUSIC) - Your time's up! 444 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,480 - Give me the iPad! - No, it hasn't! Mom! 445 00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:58,850 - (SCREAMING) - Stop it! 446 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,518 You have your stupid book, stupid! 447 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,654 Mom, you're just gonna sit here and watch us?! 448 00:20:03,656 --> 00:20:06,023 Dad, what are you doing?! Help me! 449 00:20:06,025 --> 00:20:08,025 - Give me the iPad! - Mom! 450 00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,494 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 451 00:20:10,496 --> 00:20:12,695 "Kiesza Saves Young Man's Life." 452 00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:14,717 If you'd cradled his head in your crotch wearing 453 00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:16,432 Flowga-Pants, you'd be the hero. 454 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:17,834 Next time listen to me. 455 00:20:17,836 --> 00:20:21,138 They really are absorbent, aren't they? 456 00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:26,645 Yes, Jann! 457 00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:28,669 Yes, queen! 458 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,444 I got a man, yeah 459 00:20:30,469 --> 00:20:34,867 The time of your month is the most powerful time of your month! 460 00:20:34,892 --> 00:20:37,947 - Oh! Feel the Flowga! - Yeah, I got a man 461 00:20:37,949 --> 00:20:40,784 Mm! You're nailing this! 462 00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:43,001 - Let it just breathe! - Ooh! 463 00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:44,893 Goddess of Flowga! 464 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,666 I am cool and I'm wise 465 00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:51,898 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 466 00:20:51,948 --> 00:20:56,498 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34849

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