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Previously onIn the Dark...I have retinitis pigmentosa,
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so I lost my vision
completely when I was 14.
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JOY:
We match hundreds of the visually impaired
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with Seeing Eye dogs.
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FELIX:
You pay Murphy to work here,
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and she doesn't do
anything except
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eat candy bars and take naps.
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JESS:
A couple years ago, she got mugged.
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She probably would have died
if Tyson hadn't have seen it
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and stopped the guy. Oh, my gosh. Help!
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Something happening to Tyson
is probably the worst thing
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that could ever happen to her.
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Someone killed your cousin,
Darnell.
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Ty is fine.
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You're Tyson's mom?
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He's not okay, is he?
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You know Darnell?
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MAX:
Yeah, he's my boy.
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Want to grab a drink?
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Fine, one drink.
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JESS:
It's a program for
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a dance recital
at Fairview High School.
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He drew a little heart
next to "Keira Shields."
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Maybe she knows
what happened to Tyson.
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♪ Good
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♪ And I've tried
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♪ I can't forget it
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♪ Yeah, you always
burn me up... ♪
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Hello, Murphy.
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Hey.
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So, this is your spot, huh?
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Is it as horrible
as I think it is?
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Worse.
Need a refill?
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Uh, I'm good for now.
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Double bourbon
on the rocks, please.
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Sure.
Thanks.
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You want to play
a game of pool?
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[scoffs] I don't think
that's possible.
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Why not?
You got two hands.
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Come on,
let's play a round.
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♪ I'm feelin' good.
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♪ Taking steps
in my direction... ♪
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All right, so keep
this arm straight.
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And the hand steady.
You all right?
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Yep.
Yeah? Got it?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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♪ You say I'm foolish...
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Now just hit it toward my voice.
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This is stupid.
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Just hit it.
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Hit it, hit it,
hit it, hit it, hit it.
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Hit it, hit it, hit it...Oh, my God, fine.
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♪ Ay, ay, ay
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♪ Glaciers have melted
to the sea ♪
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Did I win?
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♪ I wish the tide
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♪ Could take me over
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♪ I've been down on my knees
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♪ And you just keep on
getting closer ♪
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♪ Ay, ay, ay
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♪ Ay, ay, ay
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♪ Ay, ay, ay
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♪ Ay, ay, ay
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♪ Ay, ay, ay...
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[coughing, hacking]
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[both laughing]
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Should we go
to your place?
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I have a thing
in the morning.
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A thing?
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Wow, wow.
Sounds important.
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It is. I have to
talk to Keira.
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Tyson's girlfriend.
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She might have been the
last person to see him.
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Okay.
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Um... you got plans
tomorrow night?
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♪ To keep you satisfied...
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No.
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♪ Ay, ay...
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Want to hang?
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♪ And I've done things
in small doses ♪
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Sure.
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♪ So don't think
that I'm pushing you away... ♪
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[school bell rings]
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So, you're hanging out
with Max again tonight. Wow.
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You like him.
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No, I don't.
Yeah, you do.
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We didn't even have sex;
we just made out.
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Oh, God. You love him.
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Shut up. I do not.
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You know what, I'm going
to have to sex with him tonight
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just to prove how much
I don't like him.
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Cool plan.
I'm sure that'll work.Come on.
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Let's focus on Keira.
It's so weird that Tyson
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never told me he
had a girlfriend.
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Well, maybe
you didn't know him
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as well
as you thought. [sighs]
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You know what she
looks like, right?
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Yeah, sort of.
Her Instagram's private,
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but that tiny little
profile pic thingy,
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she's smoking a blunt.
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Follow the pot smoke. Got it.
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Incoming. Security.I'll handle.
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Do you have a pass?
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I lost mine.
I just need to speak
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with a student,
Keira Shields.
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We'll just be a second.
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You need a pass.
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Do we really, though?
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Have a good day,
ma'am.
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Ah, get bent, sir.
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♪
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[line ringing]
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DEAN [over phone]:
Hello.
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Hey, could you break me
into a high school?
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I think I have a lead on Tyson's
girlfriend, but the security
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at the school are being jerks.What do you think
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the answer to this question
is going to be?
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Tyson is a missing person now.
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We're working on it.
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Bye, Murphy.
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[doorbell buzzing]
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I'll get it.
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Who's that?
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Food truck guy.
Ooh.
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Shut up.Murphy, you have a crush.
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Oh, yeah, 'cause that's
totally my thing.
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Hey, come up.
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MAX:
Come down. Let's go eat.
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Come up. We're having sex.
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MAX:
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
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Call me when you're through.
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MURPHY:
Just get up here.[buzzing]
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See, Jess? I don't like him.
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Then why is your hair
all shiny?'Cause she washed it.
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I washed it because I spilled
a bunch of stuff in it.
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Like shampoo?
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MAX:
Hey.
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Let's go to my room.
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Hi.
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[grunts]
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♪ My baby is a freak like me
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♪ And she knows
just what I like ♪
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♪ She carries all the keys
to the places ♪
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♪ That no one dares to find
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♪ She won't tell nobody...
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What are you doing?
Are you naked?
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I'm looking at you.
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I said we are having sex.
That's not how sex works.
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Explain to me
how sex works. It's, uh...
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my first time.
Is it?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I can tell.
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It's not that hard.
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Uh, first, you service
me for 20 to 40 minutes,
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and then I, uh,
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kick you out and...
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never talk
to you again.
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Boom. Sex.
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But, seriously, take
off your clothes.
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Don't tell me
what to do.
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Take off your...
Oh, my God.
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♪ If they talked,
they'd probably ♪
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♪ Tell you all about love
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♪
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[Max grunting]
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♪ Oh, concubine,
what are you made of? ♪
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♪ No resource on this earth
is that soft. ♪
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I think I might
actually like you.
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What?
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Shut up.
You like me, too.
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[chuckles]
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[grunts]
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[thud][Max groaning]
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You okay?
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[groaning]Max?
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Jess? Jess,
there's something
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seriously wrong
with Max's penis.
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What?His penis.
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There's something wrong with it.
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Oh, I knew he was
too perfect-looking.
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No. I did something.
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Jess, I need you to look at it.
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You want me to
look at his junk?
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Well, I can't,
and you're a doctor.
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And a lesbian.
Please, he's freaking out.
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This is exactly
how I always dreamed
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of seeing my first penis.
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[door opens][exhales slowly]
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Hi.
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It hurts to breathe.
[grunts]
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Let me have a little
look-see? Okay.
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Um, it's very purple.I know.
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I saw a case like this
back in school.
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Uh, an orangutan
fell out of a tree
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with an erection.[clears throat]
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It looks like you broke it.
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Or sprained it.
It's hard to diagnose.
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You broke it.Or sprained it.
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[groans]You're going
to want to stay off
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your feet
and ice it for a few days.
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What kind of doctor are you?
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She's a vet.
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Perfect.
JESS: Here's a fun fact.
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The same thing
happens to octopuses.
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The female just breaks it
right off after sex.
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Super fun fact, yeah.
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Read the room, Jess.
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JESS:
How did that even happen?
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He... [sighs]
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He, like, caressed my hair
and told me he likes me.
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What kind of psycho
does that during sex?
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[knocks on glass]You're late.
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Now, this might fly when
your parents are in charge,
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but things are going
to be a lot different
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around here this week, okay?
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Oh, yeah? Where
are my parents?
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Hello. The Ride for
the Guide fund-raiser?
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Do you listen
to anything around here?
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[laughing]: I mean...
No.
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Well, Hank and Joy
left me in charge,
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and while I'm in charge,
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I'm making some big changes.
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You finally looking
into hair plugs?
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I'm not bald.
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Really? Your whole
vibe screams bald.
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Well, I'm not.
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I have a very strong
hairline, actually.
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Let's go.
We have a staff meeting.
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Staff meeting?
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DARNELL:
You're not eating?
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I'm good with this.
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I don't want you out here
worrying so much, Auntie.
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My kid hasn't been home
in eight days,
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and I'm not supposed to worry?
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You know how
these young boys are.
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Running around,
getting into something.
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Tyson always turns up, though.
You know that.
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That friend of his,
the blind girl...
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Murphy?
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She thinks something
happened to him.
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She don't know
what she knows.
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I got ears on the ground
in case anybody hears something.
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Tyson will be back.
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[scoffs quietly]
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Eat your food.
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[sighs]
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Okay, next on
the agenda.
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As we all know,
Guiding Hope could use
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a little PR boost.
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We only have 75
Instagram followers.
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How can we
up our game?
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What up, Fievel?
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Uh...
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This meeting's about to
suck a whole lot less.
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Water guy is here.
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It's, uh, Felix.
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Remember when he
called him Phyllis
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for, like, two weeks?
[laughs]
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I think you forgot to put the
new bottle in the dispenser.
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Sorry, I just assumed
you wanted to do it yourself.
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Most men do.
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FELIX:
No, no, no, that's not it.
262
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,749
Just that it's, uh,
part of your job.
263
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,536
Sign this.
Okay.
264
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,103
Unless the pen
is too heavy for you.
265
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,456
Damn. These are the moments
where I really wish I could see.
266
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,027
FELIX:
Uh, right.
267
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,334
Where was I?
268
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,727
Uh, getting owned
by the water guy.
269
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,554
FELIX:
Thank you, Murphy.
270
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,686
We were talking about
getting Guiding Hope
271
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,079
some name recognition.
272
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,428
We could do a calendar
273
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,125
of all our cutest puppies
in training.
274
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,345
Wait, we should go
to a high school.
275
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,173
You running low on Adderall?
276
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,478
[laughs, mutters]
277
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,350
Yes, Felix. I take Adderall.
278
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,569
That's why I have zero focus
and I'm late every day.
279
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,702
No, seriously, you know,
high school kids
280
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,486
are total jerks
to blind people.
281
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,966
And don't you always
do those outreach...
282
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,360
things, you know?
283
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,188
We need to do one
at a high school.
284
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,364
FELIX:
Yeah, high school kids are the worst, so...
285
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,018
Ben Fields told everyone
at my high school
286
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,455
he caught me masturbating
to the Blink-182 album cover
287
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,717
during lunch.
288
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:15,892
[laughs]
289
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,199
Which album?
290
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,591
No, none. It was a lie.
291
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:20,941
Obviously, but
it haunted me
292
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,986
until the day I graduated.
293
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,771
The entire school sang
294
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,729
"All the Small Things"
when I got my diploma.
295
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,731
[snorts, laughs]
Oh. [giggles]
296
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,385
My point is,
297
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,735
is that, uh,
high school kids are awful.
298
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,606
Right. Exactly.
299
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,260
So I can call some
local schools and see
300
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,219
if anyone's
interested.
301
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,091
We might get some volunteers
and, at the very least,
302
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,050
Instagram followers.
303
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,791
Okay, but you do realize
304
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,097
you're offering
to do actual work, right?
305
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,665
Yes, Felix, I realize.
306
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,755
Okay. I'll allow it.
307
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,801
All right, I want to
talk to you guys about
308
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,672
telltale dog
behavior, all right?
309
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,761
[quietly]:
You are a transparent idiot.
310
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,284
[whispers]:
Whatever.
311
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,460
I just got my pass
to find Keira.
312
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,071
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Fairview High School...
313
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,507
You wanted to see me?
314
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,553
What?
315
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,860
You wanted to see me.Yes.
316
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,732
I called Fairview High,
317
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,082
and we're all set for
a presentation tomorrow morning.
318
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,910
What time do we
have to be there?
319
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,739
Oh, I-I thought Jess and I
would just handle this one.
320
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,915
Jess? She's a vet. I always do
the outreach presentations.
321
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,744
No, no, I know, but, I mean,
you have so much work to do here
322
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,789
and, like, you're the boss
this week and...
323
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,617
Well, yeah.
324
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,011
I mean, look, I don't want
to go back to high school,
325
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,577
but my main objective
is making sure
326
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,188
that Guiding Hope
is represented well.
327
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,580
You don't think I can do that?
328
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,539
[chuckles]
329
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,108
Oh, absolutely not.
330
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,458
JESS:
So how are you gonna find Keira
331
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,199
if you're stuck with Felix?
332
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,723
Oh, easy. I'll just ditch him.
333
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,118
And while he's doing the dumb
assembly, I'll go find her.
334
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,815
'Cause stoners always ditch
assemblies to get high,
335
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,991
so all I got to do is
figure out where she is.
336
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,645
Hey.
337
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,342
[Max grunts]
338
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,562
JESS:
Hey, there.
339
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,043
I'm gonna leave
you two lovebirds alone.
340
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,011
What are you
still doing here?
341
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:19,494
Well, I tried walking down
the stairs, but I couldn't.
342
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,496
Yeah, I'm sure you can do it.
343
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,020
[laughing]: I almost
passed out from the pain.
344
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,849
Look, I'm sorry, babe.
You broke it, you bought it.
345
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,459
Gonna have
to crash here tonight.
346
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,766
But you stayed here last night.
347
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,507
So?
348
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,814
So, we're supposed to be
this, like, casual sex thing.
349
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,295
And what if I wanted
more than casual?
350
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,255
Then go hang out with the other
lesbians in this house.
351
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,300
Get your ass over here.
352
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,825
[sighs]
353
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,707
How was your day?
354
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,404
What?
355
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,320
Your-your day.
How-how was it?
356
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,023
[breathing heavily]
357
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,517
[toilet flushing]
358
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,395
[gasps]Hey.
359
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:38,965
Murphy, what the hell
are you doing in the bathtub?
360
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,705
Max is in my bed.
361
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:43,621
He's, like,
touching me and stuff.
362
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,536
Welcome to dating.
363
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,190
I don't want to date anyone.
364
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,931
Well, I hate
to break it
365
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:52,108
to you, kid, but you're kind of
dating this dude.
366
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,415
[door opens]
367
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,895
[door closes]
368
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,334
There you are.
369
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,598
[grunting]
370
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,600
Can you grab me some more ice?
371
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,995
Here. Fill it up, please?
372
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,040
Thank you.
373
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,404
[sighs, clears throat]
374
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,542
Everything okay, babe?
375
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:37,414
Don't call me babe.
376
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,938
Okay.
377
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,941
I'd, uh...
378
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,466
I'd help you pick it up,
but I can't bend over, so...
379
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,860
Maybe you'd be more comfortable
in your own apartment.
380
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,819
I don't think I'd be
comfortable anywhere, babe.
381
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,995
[ice cubes clattering]
382
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,866
I'm not the
ice girl, okay?
383
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,045
You seem pretty icy to me.
384
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,483
This "us" or whatever it is,
it's not my thing.
385
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,919
So you got to go.
386
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,442
I don't believe you.
387
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,662
Stop acting like
you know me.
388
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:11,100
I don't know you,
and you don't know me.
389
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,972
Which is why we're getting
to know each other.
390
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,712
I don't want to do that.
391
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,888
I like my life
exactly the way it is.
392
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,368
Right.
393
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,891
All your drunk
and meaningless sex.
394
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,110
I'm sure it's very fulfilling.
395
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,025
It is.
I bet.
396
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,157
Have fun with it.
I will.
397
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,375
Great.
Great.
398
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,603
Hello?
399
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,648
MAX:
Down here. [grunts]
400
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,609
What happened to you?
401
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,480
I broke my penis.
402
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,047
[laughs]
403
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,788
You still smashing
that married one?
404
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,878
Husband finally find out
and take a bat to it?
405
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,402
No. I ended that weeks ago
because I'm a good person,
406
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,318
and this is how God repays me.
407
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,625
[laughs]
Well, look, um,
408
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,193
I actually came to talk
'cause I need a favor.
409
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:04,153
Oh, now you want to talk.What's that supposed to mean?
410
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,068
You should have told me
your little cousin's missing.
411
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,201
My auntie told me to
find out what happened,
412
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,377
but Nia's riding me
and told me to drop it.
413
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,726
Just go behind Nia's back.
414
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,989
And end up missing, too?
415
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,077
Yeah, okay.
416
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,079
Murphy thinks Tyson's dead.
417
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,082
Murphy?
What, you been talking to her?
418
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,910
Wait, let me guess.
419
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,738
She's the one who
did this to you.
420
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,609
So you messing with her?
421
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,482
I was. Eh, but I'm off it.
422
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,050
Good. Girl's trouble.
423
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,922
Oh, what's this favor
you needed?
424
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,837
I need you to help me
skim a little.
425
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,404
How much is a little?
426
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,101
15 stacks.
427
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,321
[laughs]
428
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,236
Man, that's not really a little.
429
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,455
Look, we don't make the
drop until next Thursday.
430
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,979
I'll pay you back
before we have to square it up.
431
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,290
Don't let this come back on me.
432
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,690
[shudders]
433
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,909
I swore I would never step foot
in a high school ever again.
434
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,608
The things I do
for my career. Oh, man.
435
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,131
[exhales] I'm not
feeling so good.
436
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,741
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
437
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,830
Now? We're about to go on.
438
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,398
Just start without me.No. This was your thing.
439
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,444
Calm down. You do these stupid
presentations all the time.
440
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,315
Not to an auditorium
full of teenagers.
441
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,230
Well, unless you want
an auditorium full of teenagers
442
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,841
to see me vom on stage,
you're gonna have to start.
443
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,236
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no.
444
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,803
This can't be happening.
Not right now.
445
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,848
What?My eyes are watering.
446
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,372
You're crying?No, watering.
447
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,982
They tear up when I get nervous.
448
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,462
It's glandular.
449
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,724
I'll just wear my sunglasses.
450
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,857
Hurry.
451
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,821
I got it.
452
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,388
Hi, Dean.Uh, thank you.
453
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,090
Pumpkin, how you feeling?
454
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,918
Fine.
455
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,096
[clears throat]
456
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,751
Talked to the, uh,
school nurse.
457
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:08,147
She told me that you
got your period today.
458
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,713
[clears throat]
459
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,889
So that's pretty cool.
460
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,848
Right? Being a-a
woman and all?
461
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,984
Okay, okay.
462
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,508
Okay, we have a special guest
here today
463
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,075
to talk to us about blindness.
464
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,730
Here from Guiding Hope,
give a warm welcome
465
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,124
to Felix Bell.
466
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,300
[scattered applause]
467
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,563
FELIX:
Thank you, Principal Lee.
468
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:38,829
So, uh, like he said, I'm here
to talk to you about blindness.
469
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,788
That's fun, huh?
470
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,398
[student coughs]
471
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,795
I mean, not...
Being blind isn't fun.
472
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,014
It's actually very un-fun
at times,
473
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,887
but you're out of class.
474
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,237
That's pretty bitchin'.
475
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,326
[indistinct whispers]
476
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,198
Some sighted people think
that being blind
477
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,635
is all about giving up
your independence,
478
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,811
but that's just not true.
479
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,857
I will now give you
a quick demo
480
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,077
of the two most common...
481
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,602
...cane techniques.
482
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,605
Sweeping.
483
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,305
And tapping.
484
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,828
Whoa!
485
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:27,661
See? This cane saves lives.
486
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,532
I got a question.
487
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,535
Well, we're not really
at the question part.
488
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233
Do you dream?
489
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,539
What?
490
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:40,587
Well, I was just wondering if
a dude like you can have dreams.
491
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,894
That's a very w-woke question.
492
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,375
I dream all the time.
493
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,769
Both when I'm asleep and awake.
494
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,814
But if you're blind, like,
495
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,077
can you see things
when you dream?
496
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,777
Oh, uh, this is
a misunderstanding.
497
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,431
I-I'm not actually...
498
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,824
Dude, you're legit brave.
499
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:04,132
[students murmuring]
500
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,796
Thanks.
501
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,277
You know, some days
are harder than others.
502
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,496
But I truly believe
503
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:24,935
that when life hands you lemons,
504
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,111
well, you can't see them
because you're blind.
505
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,549
[laughter]
506
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,073
All right.
507
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,948
Do you smell pot?
508
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,863
[Pretzel panting]
509
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,738
[coughing]
510
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,087
Hello?
511
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,829
Can we help you
with something?
512
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,266
Do you know a girl
named Keira Shields?
513
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,746
What's it to you?
514
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,531
Yeah, are you, like,
a cop or something?
515
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,447
Uh, yeah, I'm a cop.
516
00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,449
Yeah, the Chicago
Police Department is hiring
517
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:02,712
a bunch of blind girls
to protect the streets.
518
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,584
They'd probably
do a better job.
519
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,982
Can I have a hit of that?
520
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:14,289
[chuckling]
521
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,297
So you ditched the assembly
you were supposed to lead?
522
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,951
That is badass.It's just some lame
talking points
523
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,648
about what it's like
to be blind.
524
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,650
[laughs]Super accurate.
525
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,174
[laughs]
526
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,872
What's it like?
527
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,569
Boring.
528
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,267
And annoying.
529
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,966
Imagine if you could only judge
people by their personalities.
530
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,576
I wouldn't like anyone.
531
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,623
Ding, ding, ding.
[chuckles]
532
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,625
Is it hard to date?
533
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:51,108
I don't know. I don't do it.
534
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:53,023
Ever?
535
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,286
Nah, it's not really my thing.
536
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,637
I'm just gonna have a bunch
of meaningless sex until I die.
537
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,421
[laughter]
538
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,597
So you really
can't see?
539
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,642
Like, if I go like this...
540
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,385
You can't see me?
541
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,343
Nope.
542
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,780
Do you remember
what you look like?
543
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:15,132
I don't think anyone's
ever asked me that.
544
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,748
No, I-I don't.
545
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,229
You don't know
what you look like?
546
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,622
Mm-mm.
547
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,276
[gasps softly]
548
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,322
I think about what I look like
549
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,541
about a thousand times a day.
550
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,413
[laughter]
551
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,722
Come here.
552
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:46,468
Stand... here.
553
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,821
You're standing in
front of the mirror.
554
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,041
We're gonna tell you
what you look like.
555
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,697
I'm obsessed
with your hair.
556
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:01,701
It's blondish
and really thick.
557
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:05,139
Thanks. I washed it yesterday.
558
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:09,796
And your eyes are green
and super sexual.
559
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,146
I have sexual eyes?
560
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:13,669
[laughs]
561
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,497
You're seriously
so pretty.
562
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,717
Okay. Yep, we're done.
563
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,547
[sighs]
564
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,070
So, you guys friends with Keira?
565
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,506
I heard she goes here.
566
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,290
Yeah, she's our girl,
but she's been
567
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,683
out of school for,
like, a week.
568
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,119
Wait, she's not at school?
569
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:30,512
Since her boyfriend ghosted,
570
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:31,992
she's been mad depressed.
571
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:34,734
[sighs]
572
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,042
[door opens]
573
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:41,958
What's going on here?
Is that weed?
574
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,960
Uh...Uh... it's mine.
575
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,310
Uh, these nice girls
576
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,487
told me that smoking's
super bad for me
577
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,837
and my brain.
578
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,535
But I refused to listen
because I'm dumb.
579
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:54,971
From all the pot.
580
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,669
And who are you?
581
00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,540
Murphy. Hello.
582
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:02,501
Yeah, I'm-I'm, uh, sort of
in charge of the assembly.
583
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,415
And the assembly is where you
two girls are supposed to be.
584
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,505
Okay, okay, we're going.
585
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,419
Hey, tell Keira
I'm looking for her.
586
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:09,986
It's about Tyson.
587
00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:10,987
Have her call me.
588
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,165
[door opens]
589
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,646
So you gonna give me
detention now or what?
590
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,519
I have to pretend like I care
about stupid stuff
591
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,564
like pot-smoking
in front of the students.
592
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,348
Mm.
593
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:29,092
Do you... have a boyfriend?
594
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:34,141
I do not.
595
00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:38,667
[moaning softly]
596
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,676
It was like a curtain closed.
597
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,765
But you know what's weird?
598
00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:53,073
Even though I lost my sight,
599
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,945
I feel like
I gained so much more.
600
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,266
[feedback squealing]
601
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,183
MAN [over intercom]:
Are you ready?
602
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,880
Oh.Here. No, over here.
603
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:20,187
[grunting, moaning]
604
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,279
[moaning over intercom]
605
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:28,978
Oh. Oh.
606
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,763
[panting, muttering
over intercom]
607
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,463
Is that Mr. Robbins?
608
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:36,812
Get it, Robbins.
609
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:39,423
[applause, whistling]
610
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,600
[grunts][students hollering]
611
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,736
Oh, dear God.
612
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,651
Here. Take this.What?
613
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:50,652
Here, here.Okay.
614
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,220
She is my hero.
615
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,658
FELIX:
Okay, guys,
616
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,921
I know what we just saw
was a lot,
617
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,836
but let's just try
to get back to, uh...
618
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,664
I thought you couldn't see.
619
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,538
Are you not blind?
620
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,889
["All the Small Things"
by Blink-182 playing]
621
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:13,893
You were lying?
622
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,895
About being blind?
623
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,289
No?
624
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,074
What a psycho.
625
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,337
[laughter]♪ Say it ain't so
626
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,947
♪ I will not go
627
00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:28,081
♪ Turn the lights off,
carry me home ♪
628
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:31,040
♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪
629
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,216
♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill. ♪
630
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,310
I'm never speaking
to you again.
631
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:41,703
Love that you think
that's a punishment.
632
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,357
Well, what was the
plan, by the way?
633
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,794
Just bring me here and
watch me get humiliated?
634
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,056
Like, this is
your idea of fun?
635
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,797
I didn't even want you to come.
636
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:54,542
[sighs]
My friend died, okay?
637
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:58,415
If this is some weird lie to
get me to stop yelling at you...It's not.
638
00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,853
It's the truth, and I was
looking for his girlfriend
639
00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:02,942
to try to get some information,
but I failed.
640
00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:08,164
You-you cannot smoke here.
There are teachers around.
641
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,731
We're not students, you dork.
642
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,907
And you won't let me smoke
in your car.
643
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,780
Just... God, come with me.
644
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,565
Just come with me.
645
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,610
Squat.
646
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,758
Your friend really died?
647
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:39,587
Yeah.
648
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,720
I'm sorry. That sucks.
649
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:46,594
Do you want one?
650
00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:51,599
What the hell?
651
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,644
[laughs softly]
652
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,784
[inhales]
653
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,655
[coughs]
654
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,359
I always wanted
to go under one of these.
655
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,317
Where are we?
656
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:15,841
Under the bleachers.
657
00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:17,712
Where the burnouts hang out.
658
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:23,457
What were you like
in high school?
659
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,025
Oh, I... I didn't go.
660
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:27,809
I just lost my sight.
661
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:30,159
My mom thought
I couldn't handle it, so...
662
00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,944
She homeschooled me.
663
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,598
And you thought your high school
experience was bad.
664
00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:37,297
The only thing worse than
being tortured in high school
665
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:41,083
is returning as a grown man
and being tortured again.
666
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:45,131
Speaking as someone
who tortures you on the reg...
667
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:46,610
[coughs]
668
00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,134
...you make it too easy.
669
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:50,179
You got to start pushing back.
670
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:51,920
Well, how?
671
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,618
First of all, stop letting
the water guy bully you.
672
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:56,272
I don't get bullied
by the water guy.
673
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,013
Okay.
674
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,582
Okay, fine.
675
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,802
I do get bullied
by the water guy.
676
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:11,548
Did you really masturbate
to the Blink-182 album cover?
677
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,640
It was Shania Twain.
678
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,381
[laughs]
679
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:24,344
[laughs]
680
00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:27,913
Doing okay in there, honey?
681
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:35,311
Hey, I-I looked up instructions
on how to put in a tampon.
682
00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:37,313
I'm just gonna go ahead
and read them, okay?
683
00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:40,751
Dad, seriously? No."Number one:
684
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:42,797
Wash your hands thoroughly."
685
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,669
That's... that's always
good advice, tight?
686
00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:48,194
Um, "Two:
Stand in a...
687
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:50,457
a comfortable position and,"
688
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,851
says here, "some women
prefer to squat,"
689
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:57,159
so are you squatting
or... standing up?
690
00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,380
Dad, could you call Murphy?
691
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,818
[sighs] Are you sure?
I-I could just call Grandma.
692
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,908
Like Grandma
still has her period.
693
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,954
Dad, just call Murphy.
694
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,915
[whispering]:
Call Murphy.
695
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:16,222
I'm dizzy. I feel
like I'm dying.
696
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,615
These things are horrible.Yeah, you get used to it.
697
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,881
Come on, Pretzel.[cell phone buzzing]
698
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:25,057
Hang on.
699
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:28,930
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Incoming call from that cop.
700
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,062
Hello?
701
00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:41,769
You can't let the dumb girls at
school make you feel bad, okay?
702
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:43,771
Period stains
are nothing.
703
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:46,339
God, I wish they
had made fun of me.
704
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:51,257
They were all super nice,
which was way worse.
705
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:54,782
One girl even gave me her jacket
to put around my waist.
706
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:58,046
Wait. [scoffs]
Wait, that's why you're bummed?
707
00:31:58,090 --> 00:31:59,743
You want someone
to make fun of you?
708
00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:01,963
Yeah.
709
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:06,185
Fine, I'll make fun of you.
It's sort of my specialty.
710
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:09,014
Uh, check out
this menstruating dork.
711
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,451
Her uterine walls
are shedding their lining.
712
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:15,585
Man, she's so lame, she probably
has a vagina and everything.
713
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:16,804
[both laughing]
714
00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,762
MURPHY:
Yeah.
715
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:24,420
You asked for it. [laughs]
716
00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,733
[laughing]All right, we're here.
You need help?
717
00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:34,691
Uh, no, I'm good.
718
00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:36,824
Thanks, Murphy.
719
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,173
Of course, you bleeding loser.
720
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,219
You're the bleeding loser.
721
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,395
Oh, yeah?
[laughs]
722
00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:43,918
Hey, uh, Murphy,
did you...
723
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,399
did you ever get into
that high school?
724
00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:49,445
Yeah, I did,
but it was a dead end.
725
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:53,493
Well, hey, if you want to, um,
call me at the office tomorrow,
726
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:55,495
maybe I can help you.
727
00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:56,975
Okay.
728
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,196
Thank you.
729
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,504
Come on, Pretzel.
[grunts]
730
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,071
Come on.
731
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,377
[car door shuts]
732
00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:09,988
What?
733
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,990
[mocking]:
"Maybe I can help you."
734
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,079
Shut up.
735
00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,298
You like her.
[clears throat]
736
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:17,821
[laughs]
737
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,055
Hi.
738
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,666
Can I help you?Hey, is Murphy here?
739
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:39,147
She's, uh, in the back.Hang on.
740
00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,019
Aren't you that
crying dude from school
741
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,542
that everyone keeps
posting pictures of?
742
00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:44,674
No, I have no idea
what you're talking about,
743
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,807
but I'll let Murphy know
you're here. What's the name?
744
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,809
Keira.
745
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,993
What's this?
746
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,256
Just a little something
to keep you on your feet.
747
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:07,436
D, how much is this?
748
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,264
15 Gs.
749
00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:11,745
You don't think
he's coming back.
750
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:14,095
That's not what I said. I...$15,000.
751
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,141
Is that what you think
my son's life is worth?
752
00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:20,710
Get out of my house.
Take this bag with you.
753
00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:23,931
I don't want your damn money.
I want my son.
754
00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,332
So you were
Tyson's girlfriend?
755
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:38,163
I was, yeah, until the night
he left and totally ghosted me.
756
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:39,512
I don't think that's
what happened.
757
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:40,861
I think he was in trouble.
758
00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:43,603
Okay, so do you know
if anyone was after him?
759
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:46,084
He was not in trouble.
He was cheating on me.
760
00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,868
What?I caught Tyson
761
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,652
messaging some chick
named Jamie,
762
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,480
so I called the number
and a girl answered.
763
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,178
He's a really sweet kid.
764
00:34:53,221 --> 00:34:56,137
The Tyson I know
wouldn't do that.
765
00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:59,314
Here's the thing about Tyson.
766
00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:03,797
He made you think you knew him,
but you didn't. No one did.
767
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,583
What-what else do you know
about this Jamie?
768
00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:09,063
Only that she lives in Madison.
769
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,109
He snuck out a couple times
to go see her.
770
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:14,416
Madison.
Yeah.
771
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,723
Bet you he's there
with her right now.
772
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,034
Do you have this
Jamie's number?
773
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:25,645
Yeah.
774
00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:32,913
[clears throat]
775
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:37,091
Here.
776
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,006
Thank you.
777
00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,182
And if you see Tyson,
778
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:44,968
tell him I said to never,
ever text me again.
779
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,628
[phone ringing]
780
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,587
[indistinct chatter]
781
00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,287
Hey, Fievel.
782
00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,681
Looks like you've been going
through a lot of water lately.
783
00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,030
Either that or somebody
at Guiding Hope
784
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:05,032
has a giant crush on me.
785
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:06,686
Well, most of our clients
are blind.
786
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,428
What?
787
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,604
It was called a dig.
788
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:16,304
And, uh, you-you can just leave
the water right there, actually.
789
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:18,219
Today, I'm gonna replace it.
790
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:20,569
You sure?
791
00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:23,093
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
792
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:27,576
["All the Small Things"
by Blink-182 playing]
793
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,406
I'm gonna replace the water
bottles myself from now on,
794
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,365
okay?
795
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,196
[grunting]
796
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,460
There it is!
797
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,592
♪ Say it ain't so,
I will not go... ♪
798
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:46,160
I guess you got it from here.
799
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,249
♪ Carry me home
800
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:50,773
♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪
801
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:55,387
♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill. ♪
802
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:05,701
Hey.
803
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:10,140
I did the laundry,
and I found a men's sock.
804
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:16,277
It's Max's.
I used it to hold the ice.
805
00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,801
You can... you can toss it.
806
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:23,806
Murph, it's okay
to like someone.
807
00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,374
It's actually
808
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,898
one of the best things
in the entire world.
809
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,511
You're such a lesbian.
810
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,122
[chuckles] Just call him.
811
00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:38,821
And say what?
812
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,564
Just tell him how you feel.
813
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,491
♪ Every time you get a drink
814
00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:59,973
That's him walking in.
Good luck, Murph.
815
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,412
♪ And every time
you go to sleep ♪
816
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,331
Hi.
817
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:12,420
♪ Are those dreams
inside your head? ♪
818
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,248
Hey.
819
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,860
♪ Is there sunlight
on your bed? ♪
820
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:22,648
What's up?
821
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:25,215
♪ And every time
you're driving home ♪
822
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,130
You-you left your
sock at my house.
823
00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:30,830
♪ Way outside
your safety zone... ♪
824
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,745
That's why you texted me?
825
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:37,010
Well, I thought maybe you were
wondering where it was.
826
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,751
Oh, I lost a lot
of sleep over it.
827
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:41,406
Well, I was trying to be
a good person and return it.
828
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:42,711
Thanks. I appreciate it.
829
00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,322
You're welcome.
830
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,977
So that's it?
831
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,545
I slept with some dude
yesterday.
832
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:52,373
Oh, cool.
833
00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:56,856
I didn't enjoy it,
834
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:58,901
which is, like, a first.
835
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,384
Oh, come on, help me out.
I'm trying to win you back here.
836
00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:06,518
By giving me my old sock
837
00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,128
and telling me
you slept with someone?
838
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,608
I've never done this before.
839
00:39:10,696 --> 00:39:12,132
What?
840
00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:14,482
Like, dated anyone.
841
00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:19,357
But I sort of want
to try that with you.
842
00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:23,012
[sighs]
843
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:26,233
♪ I think you made
a big mistake... ♪
844
00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:30,629
Darnell thinks you're bad news.
845
00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:35,285
Maybe I am.
846
00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,897
But I feel like you
might be bad news, too.
847
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,073
Oh, I definitely am.
848
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:42,597
Good.
849
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,992
♪ You own me
850
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:49,996
♪ Lucky you
851
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,522
♪
852
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,925
♪
853
00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,985
♪ You own me
854
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:27,686
♪ There's nothing you can do
855
00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:40,089
♪ Lucky you.
856
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,264
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