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HOST: Please welcome
to the stage, Caitlin Lee.
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Oh, my! Um...
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I just want to thank you all
from the bottom of my heart.
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I really didn't expect to win,
so I haven't prepared anything.
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I can't believe they
gave it to that c... t.
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Okay people are still
looking at you. Just breathe.
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Okay, she's making a joke.
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(FAKE LAUGHTER)
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Oh.
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She's talking about her mother.
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CAITLIN: ...In fact, I'd like
to thank all mothers.
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- The cameras are on you. Keep smiling.
- CAITLIN: You are an inspiration.
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- CAITLIN: You are life.
- And clap.
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CAITLIN: You are the world.
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(APPLAUSE)
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- Stand.
- Really?
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Stand.
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CAITLIN: Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Jesus Christ, how many cocks
did she eat to bag that one?
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Talentless little scrunt.
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FML. I need some fucking...
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- Chang.
- Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, God! Oh, I'm so sorry. Alexa.
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This totally belongs to you.
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Oh, God, no, no, no, no.
The best woman won.
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I'm just honored to be
mentioned in the same
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breath as those incredible women.
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Do you want to hold it?
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Caitlin! Well done!
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I'm just gonna do a wee.
I'll touch it later.
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(CHUCKLES)
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EVE: Well played, sir.
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I can't tell when they're worse.
When they win or when they lose.
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Win definitely. It makes
them feel invincible.
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I remember when Jimmy won a BAFTA.
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He made me order him nine prostitutes,
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none of which he consummated. Naturally.
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Goosed Sir lan Mckellen, got arrested
for banging on the wall of KFC
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with his statuette at 5:00 am, demanding
they make him a family bucket.
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Awards should just
stop after sports day.
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You shouldn't get a gold
statue for doing your job.
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I spent my afternoon
doing her bikini line,
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because she's too shy to get her
muff out in front of strangers.
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- Where's my gold star?
- Ladies.
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So sad to see Alexa miss out.
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Anything she'd like
to say about the winner?
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She felt it was well deserved. And
she was just happy to be nominated.
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'Course she was. Maybe I'll
catch her in the toilets later.
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Right, well I'm off to the bar.
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Apparently, Sherzinger is
on her fifth Caipirinha.
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And is getting chatty.
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Enjoy your night.
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I don't know why they let her kind in.
They're like Vultures.
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Stalking in to peck on the carrion.
What happened to them as children?
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All they do is bitch.
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All right, hungry hippo, save
some calories for the champagne.
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Okay. I better go make sure Lex is
not snorting herself into oblivion.
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Cool. I'm gonna see how many
goody bags I can smuggle.
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You. You're with me. Bag the
candles and the cosmetics.
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Bin the mints and programs. Dead weight.
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SAM: This is nice.
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Finishing work at the
same time for a change.
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Romantic dinner for two.
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Hey.
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I was listening to a podcast
about those the other day.
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Did you know that they're made from
mechanically Separated chicken?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Basically, the entire chicken is
smashed and pressed through a sieve.
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Eyes, bones, guts,
all that nasty, manky stuff.
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And it comes out as
this pink, meaty jelly.
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That they shape into nuggets.
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- You're an asshole.
- (LAUGHS)
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Oh, my God, we had this
old boy in today, right?
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So, I don't know if this
guy had a really long body,
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or was just wearing
a ladies gown, right?
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But Ravi is trying to give this guy
the results of his test, okay?
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And as he's talking to
him, all you can see
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are these ancient, beige bollocks,
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dangling down the bottom of his
gown like a hypnotist's watch
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(LAUGHS) Ugh.
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And Ravi, right, he's
proper trying to give
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this guy some serious news, but...
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The more agitated the bloke got,
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the more they seemed
to jiggle up and down!
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- I swear it was like a Newton's cradle.
- (GIGGLES)
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- Mmm!
- What?
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- It's nice seeing you laugh that's all.
- I laugh all the time.
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You fake laugh. You work laugh.
(EXAGGERATED FAKE LAUGH)
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Not the real one. The piggy, snorty one.
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- Piss off.
- That's the one I like!
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That's my Robyn laugh.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Feels like you've been
a bit out of sauce, lately.
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- Sorts.
- Hmm?
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Out of sorts, not out of sauce.
That doesn't make any sense.
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It makes perfect sense. I'd be
miserable if I was out of sauce.
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So, um, I was reading this
thing earlier, right?
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And it said if you're trying for a
baby, you should avoid certain fish.
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Because of the mercury right.
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Apparently it bio-accumulates
in large predators.
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Do we have to talk about this right now?
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- I was just making conversation.
- Well, make different conversation.
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(SCOFFS) Okay. Well, it's
like 4:00 in the morning.
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Well, I thought you might be interested.
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- In bio-accumulation?
- Why not?
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I'm off drugs, I'm off booze, and
now you don't want me to eat fish?
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- When do you eat fish anyway?
- That's not the point.
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- Then what is the point?
- It's you wanting to...
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- It's not about what I want, is it?
- Isn't it?
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I was under the impression
it's what we both want.
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Me. Not having control over my own body.
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No!
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Us having a fucking baby.
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I'm too tired for this crap.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Uh, Rob.
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- Wh... Who is that?
- Work. I gotta go.
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- Are you... Come on. What, now?
- Yeah.
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Rob! Rob!
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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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(PANTING)
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Come on, Lumpy.
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- Morning, Robyn.
- Hi.
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I made you a cup of tea.
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And, um, there's toast. And I can't
remember if you eat bread or not.
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Thank's for letting me stay.
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Oh, no, don't be silly.
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I've locked myself out of my flat,
like, hundreds of times.
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It's just really nice having you here.
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Oh, gosh! We can get the bus together.
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Are those your folks?
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- Um, yeah. I hate that photo.
- They look really proud.
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Um, I... I heard about what
happened with your mum.
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I'm really sorry.
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Is your dad still...?
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I haven't spoken to my dad
in maybe... 13 years?
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Why not?
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He had an affair. We hated him for it.
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Now I kinda get it, to be honest.
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He put up with my mom's shit for years.
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Didn't say a single word.
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Just got his head down,
worked his ass off, provided.
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But eventually someone's
gonna break, right?
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Mm. Maybe you should call him.
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- Is that...?
- Um... Um... That's Simon. My cousin.
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(STUTTERS) Eh, it's my dad's
brother's friend's...
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Kid.
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Your cousin looks a lot like
your boyfriend Craig from work.
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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- The toast is burning.
- Hmm?
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Oh! Oh, balls!
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I'll get you a coffee.
Eve, do you want one?
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Coconut flat white?
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Oh, and Robyn, if you need to
stay another night, that's fine.
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My flatmate's away till Saturday,
and she's totally cool
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with me having friends over. So...
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Thanks, hon.
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- Did I miss a sleepover?
- I locked myself out of my flat.
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'Course you did. Trouble at the mill?
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Of course not.
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What could possibly be wrong
with my perfect life?
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Oh babe... Life is a bag of dicks.
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You spend half the time looking
for someone to share it with
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and the other half
trying to escape them.
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We're not built for it.
We're solitary creatures.
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Like tigers. Or honey-badgers.
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What the fuck is a honey-badger?
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Who's that?
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You guys...?
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- Oh. (SCOFFS) I don't know.
- A couple of times.
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A couple?
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Well, you kept that one quiet.
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It's nothing, you know.
Just getting my dick wet.
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Oh, my God, are you talking about Tom?
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It is so cute. He is adorable. He
called her the other day just to...
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OK, Pride and Prejudice. Let's all
get a grip. These things happen.
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We all need to fill our
vaginas from time to time.
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It's nothing to get excited about.
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It's not gonna last anyway.
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The problem is I get such
a chubby when he tells me off,
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that means I'm spending the whole
time provoking him into a rage.
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Which I'm sure he'll
grow bored of eventually.
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- (GASPS) Oh, crap!
- EVE: What?
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- CAROLINE: Robyn?
- Yep! Just saw it.
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I want to know who got the
picture, where else it's printed,
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and why none of the
supposedly capable grown-ups
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who work in this office knew about it.
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And then I want to fire someone.
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I don't care who it is.
Fight it amongst yourselves.
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Put your names in a hat,
gang up against the weakest.
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Just clear out a desk
by the end of today.
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You and you should already be in a taxi.
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And take Whingy McCranky with you.
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She means you.
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BROOKE: I'm not having one
little tuck ruin everything.
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This cannot happen.
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I have a book launch in three weeks.
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Do you know what
the advance was on that?
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- If I don't recoup...
- (WINCES)
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Not to mention, I... Garnier deal!
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I am supposed to be the face
of their age-defying serum.
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And I have already spent the money
on a traditional Finnish hot tub.
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Darling, they might know
the process to...
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I'm not giving up on that
fucking hot tub, Jeremy.
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There's no dodging this.
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The picture's out there.
Our dicks are in the wind.
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We just need to move forward and
come up with a workable solution.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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I'll make tea. What does everybody want?
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I have Lapsang, Bombay chai,
vanilla bean.
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What about just coming clean?
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The name of Brooke's blog is untouched.
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If people find out she's
as pumped full of toxins
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as the rest of us, she's fucked.
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No offence, B.
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What's it like under there?
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Can't we just deny it? Say it wasn't me?
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Who's gonna issue the denial?
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Look at you. You look like
the Invisible Man.
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I could post something online,
I'll just say that I'm in Botswana
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filming a documentary
about monkeys or something.
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Yeah, now, you're thinking
of Borneo there, sweetheart?
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Brooke, you write a daily blog,
you're a dropped pin.
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Jennifer Aniston had a nose job
to fix her sinus issues.
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There was a girl at my school
with similar sinus issues.
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She's got lovely little
button sinuses now.
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Whatever we say, people are
gonna know it's bullshit,
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so we at least need to stick it on
the blender and give them a straw.
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- (CUPS CLATTERING)
- You fucking tit.
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So sorry. So sorry.
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Just get a towel before
it stains my leather. Jesus.
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It's like being married to a scarecrow
with learning disabilities.
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I think there might be something.
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But I would never do that.
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- I... I... I don't have that in me.
- Of course, you do, darling.
238
00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:55,391
Look, we'll say
it was a heated exchange,
239
00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:57,847
you'll accept a police caution
and it won't go on your record.
240
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,498
Brooke plays the dignified victim.
241
00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:01,809
You apologize, you
enroll yourself in rehab...
242
00:11:01,843 --> 00:11:03,115
One with a nice golf course.
243
00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:04,444
And then out you come
clean as a whistle.
244
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,004
Everyone loves a reformed character.
245
00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:07,925
You could write that book.
246
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,847
That one that you've always talked
about. The one about the Vikings.
247
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,089
What about our friends?
248
00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:15,770
I couldn't bear it if they ever
thought that I would hurt you.
249
00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:18,449
- They'd understand.
- EVE: I'll be honest with you, Jeremy.
250
00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:20,012
I think this would do you good.
251
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:22,311
- Give you an edge.
- An edge?
252
00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:24,434
This is my career. Just...
253
00:11:24,469 --> 00:11:25,903
What about...
254
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,432
- What about my career?
- You teach English to six-year-olds.
255
00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:32,543
- You're hardly Elon Musk.
- My point is...
256
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,313
What kind of example does that set?
257
00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:37,213
Come on, Jer, this is
an inner city state school.
258
00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:38,533
It's not as if those
kids wouldn't have seen
259
00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,090
someone beat up their wife before.
260
00:11:40,135 --> 00:11:42,583
What about Tim and Rebecca? Hmm?
261
00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:45,127
They have a tough enough time
at school as it is.
262
00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:47,018
They'll have an even tougher
time if we'd have to take them out
263
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,171
of that school because
we can't afford the fees.
264
00:11:49,205 --> 00:11:50,660
Or maybe you think we should
just enroll them
265
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,441
into your school
with all the Polish kids.
266
00:11:52,475 --> 00:11:54,517
What is wrong with Polish kids?
267
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:57,910
Look, I know this seems bad,
but any other excuse
268
00:11:57,944 --> 00:11:59,842
and the journalists, they can
see straight through it,
269
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,635
and they will tear her apart.
270
00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:04,428
Don't get me wrong. They're gonna...
This is bollocks, too.
271
00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:05,823
But what can they do?
272
00:12:05,857 --> 00:12:07,141
They can't exactly accuse a woman
273
00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:08,681
who's just been beaten up by her husband
274
00:12:08,714 --> 00:12:10,389
of lying, can they?
275
00:12:10,423 --> 00:12:12,623
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, no. Who would
do a thing like that?
276
00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:17,218
Which is exactly why
it's such a clever idea.
277
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,398
(SOBS) Sorry.
278
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,131
Sorry, it's just...
279
00:12:22,355 --> 00:12:24,954
People will think
I'm such a fucking hypocrite.
280
00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:27,157
(SNIFFLING)
281
00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:30,963
Jeremy... It's the lies
that make a relationship work.
282
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:33,656
Not the truth.
283
00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:35,958
Or we can take the hit.
284
00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,190
See where the chips fall.
285
00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:40,724
I can call the hot tub people right now
286
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,911
and see if they can stop the payment.
287
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,944
(CAMERAS CLICKING) I regret to
admit that I have been drinking,
288
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,242
and I struck Brooke with an open palm.
289
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:55,635
It is something I'm bitterly
ashamed of and I'm committed
290
00:12:55,669 --> 00:12:58,659
to getting help for my alcohol
and anger issues...
291
00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:01,663
Words cannot express
how sorry and saddened I am
292
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,497
over what transpired.
293
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,535
I'm seeking the counseling
of my therapist,
294
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:10,671
my mother and other loved ones,
and I am committed with...
295
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,407
Not getting involved in the bug fight?
296
00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:14,775
I got someone filming it.
297
00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,302
Sure I can guess the gist.
298
00:13:18,336 --> 00:13:21,014
Very clever. How the hell did
you get to go along with that?
299
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:22,784
Threatened to take away their toys.
300
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,421
Is she crying?
301
00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:29,623
Or is that smile?
302
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,558
...from the bottom of my heart...
303
00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,361
I call it solemn poise.
304
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,561
WOMAN: Why do you do it?
305
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,602
Let these people get away
with whatever they like?
306
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,734
I'm helping them.
307
00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:44,771
Oh, really? You think
this is helping anyone?
308
00:13:46,472 --> 00:13:48,612
You do what you do
309
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,408
for the same reason I do what I do...
310
00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:53,511
Power.
311
00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:56,381
You like controlling the agenda.
312
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,615
You look tired.
313
00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,697
- Sweet of you to say it.
- I'm serious.
314
00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:04,956
I know how hard you can go, Rob.
315
00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:07,958
Just be careful
you don't run out of track.
316
00:14:08,411 --> 00:14:09,860
Thanks for your concern.
317
00:14:14,148 --> 00:14:16,264
You really hate yourself
around me, don't you?
318
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:19,483
Anyway, kudos.
319
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,803
Call me if she's giving
interview you as well.
320
00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,339
Just call me.
321
00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:31,740
(BROOKE'S HUBBY BATTLES DEMONS)
322
00:14:31,774 --> 00:14:34,014
(BROOKE LOVE-WELLS ACCEPTS
APOLOGY FROM SHAMEFUL HUSBAND)
323
00:14:34,151 --> 00:14:36,492
Right. Let's get fucked
with fizz and oysters.
324
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:37,859
I'm buying.
325
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,610
I should probably go home and
smooth things out with the missus.
326
00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:43,668
Wow. That sounds exciting.
Can I come too?
327
00:14:43,702 --> 00:14:45,116
Or we do what I said.
328
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,710
Tom's coming out. He'd love to see you.
329
00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:48,931
What's up with your new BFF?
330
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,689
Ask her.
331
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,574
You coming?
332
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,494
- Hmm?
- There are four rules in this business.
333
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,369
And one of them is never
turn down a free drink.
334
00:14:57,404 --> 00:14:59,704
- What are the other three?
- I forget.
335
00:14:59,739 --> 00:15:01,961
- Why are you sulking?
- I'm not sulking.
336
00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:03,710
You're definitely sulking.
337
00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:05,547
I'm not sulking.
338
00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:06,875
Fair enough.
339
00:15:07,814 --> 00:15:09,475
Today was weird.
340
00:15:11,506 --> 00:15:14,207
There's one thing
all human beings share,
341
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,283
and that is the capacity to disappoint.
342
00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:18,637
- Do you wanna stay here?
- Absolutely.
343
00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,471
Then you need to give fewer fucks.
344
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,465
Look, I know you don't like
me but you like Robyn.
345
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,401
And you know
why she's as good as she is?
346
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,047
'Cause under everything, she's granite.
347
00:15:28,973 --> 00:15:32,656
It's a game, babe. Beat the dots.
Dodge the ghosts.
348
00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:35,406
All right. Let's go.
349
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,835
- Well...
- What?
350
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,621
You're coming to get drunk
with us or not?
351
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,507
Okay.
352
00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:52,459
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
353
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:54,831
All right there, Billy?
354
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,766
Ladies, nice to see you all.
355
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,245
Nice to see you.
356
00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,705
MELODY: Oh, my God,
you guys are so cute!
357
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:06,575
If you ever call me cute again, I
will punch you so hard in the vagina,
358
00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:08,544
I'll turn you into a glove puppet.
359
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,935
- God! Look out.
- MELODY: What?
360
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:13,581
EVE: Chess club.
361
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,483
I'm amazed they're even allowed in here.
362
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:16,678
TOM: Don't be a bitch.
363
00:16:16,712 --> 00:16:18,686
There should be segregated
drinking areas.
364
00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,789
Like a, sort of, social
awkwardness Apartheid.
365
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,359
The fuck is he doing? He's
actually coming over here.
366
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:27,153
This is your fault.
You're like the gateway drug.
367
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,988
- Eve!
- Hey.
368
00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,264
Didn't know you guys drank in here.
369
00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:33,921
Why would you know that?
370
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:37,727
- Hello, mate. I'm Tom.
- I'm Craig.
371
00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:39,123
- I'm Melody's boyfriend.
- My, um...
372
00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:41,941
- My printers not working.
- Huh?
373
00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:44,877
I still can't print anything
from my computer at the office.
374
00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:47,579
Oh, okay. I'll take a look tomorrow.
375
00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:49,591
Hey, we're all out
for Pilko's leaving drinks.
376
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,215
You should... You should come say hi.
377
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,618
Who's Pilko?
378
00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:55,149
Uh, Chris Pilkenson.
379
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,315
Does all your network security.
380
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,859
Big guy, lots of hair,
looks like a wildling.
381
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,759
Oh, right. Chris. Great.
382
00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:03,565
Um... Well, you send him our regards
383
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:06,308
and we'll try and pop by in
a bit to say hi.
384
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,708
You want to meet up later? Don't think
I'll be long with these guys.
385
00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:12,192
No. Um, I can't.
386
00:17:12,226 --> 00:17:13,770
Um, we're going to this other place
387
00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:16,639
after this and it's got
a guest list. So...
388
00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:17,674
Right.
389
00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:21,410
Well, it was nice seeing you guys.
390
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:22,979
Nice to meet you, Craig.
391
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:25,462
I think someone's got an admirer.
392
00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:26,995
No, he just helps with
my computer that's all.
393
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:29,122
That's your problem right there.
394
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:31,232
You mustn't engage.
395
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:34,089
It's why you don't feed pigeons.
396
00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,892
You're a bag of charms
tonight, ain't ya?
397
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,458
Oh, come on.
398
00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:40,361
Nobody wanted to talk to "Craig."
399
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:42,799
(CHUCKLES) You are just all too
polite to do anything about it.
400
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:45,032
That's why you like hanging
out with me. I'm honest.
401
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,133
And I don't want to waste
402
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,702
what little time I have left
on this godforsaken planet
403
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:51,738
making small talk at Pilko's leaving do.
404
00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,176
Amazing.
405
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,230
- Is it a class thing or...
- Oh, don't be dull.
406
00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:57,072
You just assume everything
I say is about class
407
00:17:57,105 --> 00:17:59,193
because I know how to ride a horse.
I go out with you, don't I?
408
00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:00,676
What? What's that supposed to mean?
409
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:03,015
Class is only an issue
for those who don't have it.
410
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,283
I just don't like boring people.
411
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,353
- Right. I am going to the bar.
- Good idea. I'll come too.
412
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,420
Vino all around, yeah?
413
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,957
Hmm. Except you, obvious.
I'll get you a juice.
414
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,452
Or a milk. Or whatever
it is you people drink.
415
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,137
Stop showing off
in front of your friends.
416
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:18,604
- Get me a lime and soda.
- Yes, Daddy.
417
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:23,035
That fucking girl drives me nuts.
418
00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:26,937
- You drinking?
- Occasionally.
419
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,438
I'm rubbish. Sorry.
420
00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:30,132
Oh, don't be silly. I don't care.
421
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,876
I mean, I don't mean
"I don't care" but...
422
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,507
You know what I mean.
423
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,459
Is that why you stopped
coming to meetings?
424
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,814
It's been a bit hectic.
425
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,450
And, um, going good
between the two of you?
426
00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:43,204
(CHUCKLES)
427
00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:45,448
Well, we're either fucking
or we're fighting.
428
00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:48,458
Which Eve assures me
is better than being boring.
429
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,460
It's weird.
430
00:18:52,495 --> 00:18:53,663
What is?
431
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,240
You know.
432
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,396
What?
433
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:58,902
Just...
434
00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:02,014
- You two.
- Oh.
435
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:07,319
It's not that weird, is it?
436
00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:10,132
(CELL VIBRATING)
437
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,704
(SAM: YOU COMING HOME TONIGHT OR NOT?)
438
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,418
Do you need to get that?
439
00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:23,209
Do you want to go somewhere?
440
00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:26,393
What do you mean?
441
00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,596
We could just go somewhere, you and me.
442
00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:32,866
Right now.
443
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:35,068
(CHUCKLES)
444
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,746
(WHISPERING) What, up and leave?
445
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,716
- Wow. No, I'm... I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no...
446
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:52,751
- I'm so sorry.
- No, don't go.
447
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,445
I have to go.
448
00:19:54,479 --> 00:19:55,841
- MELODY: Hey!
- EVE: Where do you think you're going?
449
00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:58,121
I have to go. Uh, um, emergency at home.
450
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,723
I'm so sorry. I love you.
451
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:03,016
Looks like I'll be getting smashed then.
452
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,085
Thank you.
453
00:20:08,452 --> 00:20:10,753
- CRAIG: (THROUGH PHONE) Hello?
- Hi, it's me.
454
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,721
Um. I'm really sorry if
that was weird just now.
455
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,938
- Um, it's just...
- It's fine. I get it.
456
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,217
Don't be like that.
457
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,775
I'm not being like anything.
458
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:23,797
Maybe I could see you later?
You could come to mine.
459
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,226
Melody, It's okay.
460
00:20:25,315 --> 00:20:27,436
- You don't need to talk about it...
- Hiya! Yeah.
461
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,676
I'm still okay to stay
at yours tonight, right?
462
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,527
Um...
463
00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:33,485
- CRAIG: Hello?
- Uh, yeah. Hold on.
464
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:36,386
Hiya! Um, look I just
can't speak right now. Um.
465
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,904
Can I speak to you tomorrow, okay?
466
00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:39,126
- Take care.
- Melody...
467
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:41,516
Yes. That's fine.
468
00:20:44,322 --> 00:20:45,985
What? Do you want to go now?
469
00:20:46,096 --> 00:20:48,005
Oh, I thought we could
just leave them to it.
470
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,304
Okay. Sure.
471
00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:58,239
(TRAIN CHUGGING)
472
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,884
(LINE RINGING)
473
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:30,021
CLARA: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE)
This is Clara. Here's my beep.
474
00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:31,055
(BEEPS)
475
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,568
(LINE RINGING)
476
00:21:35,971 --> 00:21:37,771
This is Clara. Here's my beep.
477
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:38,952
(BEEPS)
478
00:21:43,065 --> 00:21:44,233
(LINE RINGING)
479
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,301
This is Clara. Here's my beep.
480
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:48,771
(BEEPS)
481
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,055
(LINE RINGING)
482
00:22:00,073 --> 00:22:01,105
SAM: Hello.
483
00:22:01,139 --> 00:22:02,140
It's me.
484
00:22:03,485 --> 00:22:05,051
Hello you.
485
00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:06,287
Where the fuck are you?
486
00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:10,178
Work?
487
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,214
(CHUCKLES) Work.
488
00:22:13,129 --> 00:22:14,348
What time is it?
489
00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:19,153
You can't just disappear
anymore, Robyn. We're not kids.
490
00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:22,121
I know.
491
00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:24,292
So, what's going on? Where are you?
492
00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:28,095
Oh, shit.
493
00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:32,098
Hello.
494
00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:33,166
Baby, go back to sleep.
495
00:22:34,101 --> 00:22:35,101
I'll see you tonight.
496
00:22:38,438 --> 00:22:40,662
Excuse me, sir. Can I...
497
00:22:41,075 --> 00:22:44,643
Christ! I'm hungover. I feel like a
rugby team took a dump in my mouth.
498
00:22:44,678 --> 00:22:46,787
(LOU MOORE'S COLUMN:
DIVORCE HIM!)
499
00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:48,463
- Lou Moore.
- What about her?
500
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:51,382
Turns out she is a patron
for a domestic violence charity
501
00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:54,256
and she has decided to use her
column to urge Brooke Lovewells
502
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,678
to set an example
for abused women everywhere.
503
00:22:56,712 --> 00:22:58,966
What does she mean, "set an example?"
504
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,700
She means, that as a
woman in the public eye
505
00:23:01,734 --> 00:23:03,787
Brooke shouldn't be standing
by her abusive husband.
506
00:23:03,821 --> 00:23:06,432
She should be divorcing the
bastard and pressing charges.
507
00:23:06,466 --> 00:23:08,084
- We can bury this.
- No.
508
00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:11,064
We can't. Hashtag DivorceTheBastard
is already trending.
509
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,527
Well, can't we come back
with something about
510
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,557
the values of marriage or forgiveness?
511
00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:15,931
The male would jump on that,
wouldn't they?
512
00:23:15,964 --> 00:23:17,939
No one is going to
go against her on this.
513
00:23:17,974 --> 00:23:19,789
She got the moral fucking high ground.
514
00:23:19,823 --> 00:23:23,350
It's like telling a cancer victim
that short hair doesn't suit them.
515
00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:25,849
- Damn it. (TABLE THUDS)
- EVE: All right, we'll fix it.
516
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,050
- I should have seen this.
- Don't worry.
517
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,072
(DRAWERS CLATTERING) I'm gonna go
to Brooke's.
518
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,130
You stay here,
fight fires with Caroline.
519
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:36,688
Can't I go? I'm not sure I can
manage Caroline on four hours sleep.
520
00:23:36,721 --> 00:23:38,960
- Oh, you're here.
- Eve will fill you in.
521
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,128
Coffee.
522
00:23:41,762 --> 00:23:42,763
Lots of it.
523
00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,834
(CLAMORING)
524
00:23:47,725 --> 00:23:49,582
Let me through. Thank you.
525
00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:53,004
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Brooke!
Hon, it's Robyn. Let me in.
526
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:55,942
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
527
00:23:56,132 --> 00:23:58,688
- What's going on?
- They keep calling the house.
528
00:23:58,722 --> 00:24:00,864
Jeremy's been getting death threats.
529
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,498
(STUTTERING) I'm sure
there is nothing to worry about.
530
00:24:04,302 --> 00:24:05,731
I know at least one of
them is from that kid
531
00:24:05,764 --> 00:24:07,349
I told off for drawing
dicks on his desk.
532
00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:09,139
There's all this stuff
being said about me online,
533
00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:11,206
that I'm weak,
that I'm a bad role model.
534
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,399
I thought this was supposed
to make me look good.
535
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,243
Okay, look, it's fine.
536
00:24:15,278 --> 00:24:18,589
We just stay calm
and stick to our strategy.
537
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,116
What is our strategy?
538
00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:23,798
We...
539
00:24:27,451 --> 00:24:28,689
Okay, we're going
540
00:24:28,723 --> 00:24:30,899
- to give them an exclusive.
- An exclusive?
541
00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:33,834
We're going to set the whole thing
straight. We'll say... We'll say...
542
00:24:33,868 --> 00:24:37,562
Jeremy suffers from severe
depression and mental health issues.
543
00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,961
- They're gonna love it.
- I'm sorry, what?
544
00:24:40,029 --> 00:24:42,785
We'll say it's an illness,
and it got the better of him
545
00:24:42,819 --> 00:24:45,665
but that you are determined
to support him through it.
546
00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:48,220
Hang on. Mental health issues?
547
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,610
The only way to beat the moral
high ground is to get higher.
548
00:24:50,643 --> 00:24:52,306
They're attacking you
'cause you attacked her,
549
00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,783
but if you have mental health problems,
550
00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:56,379
means they can't attack you anymore.
551
00:24:56,524 --> 00:24:58,199
- That makes sense.
- Does it?
552
00:24:58,233 --> 00:24:59,617
(LINE RINGING)
553
00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:02,551
Okay, we're going with
mental illness for Jeremy.
554
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,158
Hang on, we haven't actually...
555
00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:06,459
Confessional with Brooke. Who do we
like, who can turn it around quick?
556
00:25:06,492 --> 00:25:09,058
I see where you're going,
but it's a wasps' nest.
557
00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:10,495
We're not exactly
brimmimg with the options.
558
00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:12,598
No one with an ounce of journalistic
integrity is gonna touch that.
559
00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:14,236
I don't need fucking integrity.
560
00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:17,668
- Robyn, are you okay?
- It's fine.
561
00:25:20,337 --> 00:25:21,338
(SIGHS)
562
00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,173
- Thanks for the call.
- My pleasure.
563
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,333
And we're going to be okay
getting this out this afternoon.
564
00:25:26,366 --> 00:25:28,446
We already got them holding the page.
(PHONE RINGING)
565
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,886
And we're clear on the angle? Yes?
Long supportive relationship.
566
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,482
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
567
00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:36,658
Jeremy's battle with mental illness,
568
00:25:36,692 --> 00:25:39,355
his desire for help, redemption, hope...
569
00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:42,224
Jesus, I'm sorry. (PHONE
CONTINUES RINGING)
570
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,426
- What?
- No, Ruth... Ruth.
571
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,295
The asshole's been
lying to me. He's out.
572
00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:49,729
Whoa, slow down.
573
00:25:49,764 --> 00:25:51,565
Calm, talk to me. What's going on?
574
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,632
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
575
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,456
He's been lying to me.
576
00:25:54,490 --> 00:25:56,605
He lost his job 'cause of
some complaint or something.
577
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,473
And he's been using our
savings to keep us going.
578
00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:00,339
We are nearly broke.
579
00:26:00,374 --> 00:26:02,503
I only found out because
he forgot his phone,
580
00:26:02,537 --> 00:26:05,311
so I called his work and they said
he hasn't been there for months.
581
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:08,681
Okay, look. The job market at the
moment is incredibly volatile.
582
00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:11,074
Do not PR me.
583
00:26:11,108 --> 00:26:13,585
Relax. You're overreacting.
584
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:16,321
This is why he didn't tell you,
'cause he knew you'd panic.
585
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,208
What do you mean this is
why he didn't tell me.
586
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:23,853
Money, it stresses you out, which
is completely understandable,
587
00:26:23,887 --> 00:26:26,943
but he was probably
just trying to protect you.
588
00:26:26,977 --> 00:26:28,277
Did you know about this?
589
00:26:31,202 --> 00:26:32,469
Of course, not.
590
00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:35,383
On my mother's grave,
did you know about this?
591
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:41,577
Okay, he told me but...
592
00:26:41,612 --> 00:26:44,580
Am I the only son of a bitch
who didn't know about this?
593
00:26:44,615 --> 00:26:47,273
How could you do this to me,
you are my sister.
594
00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:48,374
(LINE DISCONNECTS) Ruth.
595
00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:49,409
Fuck.
596
00:26:51,621 --> 00:26:53,724
Something's come up. We're going
to have to do this later.
597
00:26:53,757 --> 00:26:55,257
(SCOFFS) Later?
598
00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:56,558
You've seen the pickup on this?
599
00:26:56,593 --> 00:26:58,833
You wanna get ahead of the
curve, this needs to go today.
600
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,365
You called me.
601
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:03,065
(SIGHS)
602
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:06,945
Get set up. I'll be back in an hour.
603
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:09,136
- Do not start without me.
- Where are you going?
604
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,793
I just... I have to deal with
something, but I'll be right back.
605
00:27:12,827 --> 00:27:16,276
Do not say one word to her
until I'm with you. Got it?
606
00:27:16,651 --> 00:27:18,184
- Robyn...
- I'm serious.
607
00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:21,179
Read a book, get a coffee,
play Jenga, I don't care.
608
00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:23,716
But this interview does not
happen without me present.
609
00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:26,053
- We clear?
- You're the boss.
610
00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,255
Go.
611
00:27:30,302 --> 00:27:32,210
Honor amongst thieves.
612
00:27:37,914 --> 00:27:39,509
- Hi.
- CRAIG: Hi.
613
00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:40,896
You said there's a problem.
614
00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:42,590
Uh, yeah.
615
00:27:42,624 --> 00:27:46,089
Um, so, I was trying to print
some stuff and it keeps...
616
00:27:49,655 --> 00:27:52,261
Oh, ink's gone. I'll get you a new one.
617
00:27:53,749 --> 00:27:55,516
- Craig.
- Yeah.
618
00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:56,870
I'm really sorry about yesterday.
619
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,575
It's fine.
620
00:27:58,609 --> 00:28:00,503
No. I mean in the bar.
621
00:28:01,317 --> 00:28:02,703
I was a cow.
622
00:28:02,993 --> 00:28:05,268
It's fine. I get it.
623
00:28:05,302 --> 00:28:08,025
Not really, and I wanted
to see you afterwards, but...
624
00:28:08,685 --> 00:28:13,125
Robyn suddenly needed to stay at
mine, and, she's being all weird.
625
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,347
I think there's something going on
with her, and I felt like I should...
626
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,749
Honestly, it's okay.
627
00:28:18,137 --> 00:28:21,530
Because I don't want you to
think I'm, like... You know?
628
00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:22,789
I don't.
629
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,878
So, do you want to come over later?
630
00:28:31,064 --> 00:28:32,668
We could hit the Netflix.
631
00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:37,132
I make popcorn. Like, proper stuff.
I'll pop it myself and everything.
632
00:28:37,389 --> 00:28:38,389
I can't.
633
00:28:38,423 --> 00:28:39,710
Okay.
634
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,316
When else are you free this week?
635
00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:42,623
- Maybe we could...
- Melody.
636
00:28:42,657 --> 00:28:45,243
I've had a lifetime of
being rejected in bars by girls.
637
00:28:46,677 --> 00:28:48,317
I don't need a girlfriend
who does it too.
638
00:28:51,018 --> 00:28:53,320
I'll still fix your printer for you.
639
00:28:54,718 --> 00:28:56,278
Have you heard anything from Robyn yet?
640
00:28:56,854 --> 00:28:58,089
If I don't get Caroline an update soon,
641
00:28:58,122 --> 00:29:00,002
she's going to start
pulling my fingernails out.
642
00:29:00,224 --> 00:29:01,920
IT boy cannot keep away, can he?
643
00:29:01,954 --> 00:29:03,334
He's probably set up a
webcam in the toilet,
644
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,728
so he can watch you while you wee.
645
00:29:04,761 --> 00:29:06,096
They're probably watching us right now,
646
00:29:06,129 --> 00:29:07,695
cracking one out on their laptops.
647
00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,965
Something stationary covered.
Here you go, boys.
648
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:10,999
(SIGHS)
649
00:29:12,422 --> 00:29:15,134
If you want me to like you, it
helps if you laugh at my jokes.
650
00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:20,503
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
651
00:29:27,638 --> 00:29:29,409
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TOY)
652
00:29:30,223 --> 00:29:31,886
- Are you kidding?
- I fucked it.
653
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,154
ROBYN: You left your phone at home.
654
00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:35,821
What were you thinking?
Are you trying to get caught?
655
00:29:35,856 --> 00:29:37,075
Yes, well I'm sorry. We can't all be
656
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,637
as good at lying as you are, Robyn.
657
00:29:38,671 --> 00:29:40,005
Oh, piss off, Mark.
658
00:29:40,927 --> 00:29:42,863
- I'm sorry.
- Don't you dare.
659
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:44,519
Oh, Jesus.
660
00:29:46,032 --> 00:29:49,467
Ruth. Ruth, open the door.
661
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,039
Roo, I know you're right there.
Just open the door, please.
662
00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:00,311
Fuck off, Robyn.
663
00:30:00,346 --> 00:30:02,548
- Just listen to me.
- No.
664
00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:04,501
No, I'm not going to listen to you.
665
00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:06,417
That is the one thing
I'm not going to do.
666
00:30:06,451 --> 00:30:08,053
I'm not going to let you
twist this around
667
00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:10,719
and make it all right
because it's not all right.
668
00:30:10,754 --> 00:30:12,754
Do you know why?
669
00:30:12,789 --> 00:30:14,857
Because my husband lied to me.
670
00:30:14,892 --> 00:30:18,227
(SIGHS) The man I'm supposed to
trust, the father of my children
671
00:30:18,262 --> 00:30:21,698
lied to me about our lives,
about our children's lives.
672
00:30:22,146 --> 00:30:24,534
(INHALES DEEPLY) And you lied to me.
673
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,435
He lost his job, and...
674
00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,871
Do you think I give a shit
about his job?
675
00:30:29,936 --> 00:30:32,804
I don't care about his job.
What do you think I am?
676
00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:35,443
I'll go to work. Okay?
677
00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:37,848
- He can look after the kids for once.
- Ruth.
678
00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:40,781
Do you know what kills me?
Is that both of you...
679
00:30:40,815 --> 00:30:42,284
Both of you, decided that I was...
680
00:30:43,452 --> 00:30:46,453
What? Too fragile? Too stupid?
681
00:30:46,488 --> 00:30:48,822
Too weak to be able to
cope with knowing the truth?
682
00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:50,856
Okay.
683
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:52,949
Do you know how that makes me feel?
684
00:30:53,295 --> 00:30:55,829
It makes me feel like a fucking idiot.
685
00:30:55,863 --> 00:30:59,635
So why don't you and he just fuck off
686
00:30:59,669 --> 00:31:02,969
and let me give my children their
fucking spaghetti hoops in peace?
687
00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:04,893
Roo...
688
00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:09,142
Okay, so we're going to have to
give her a little space.
689
00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:11,277
- Where am I supposed to go?
- I don't know.
690
00:31:11,311 --> 00:31:13,444
Go to a mate's, or the pub.
691
00:31:13,479 --> 00:31:15,247
- Or fucking bowling. I don't care.
- Bowling?
692
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,282
Oh Jesus, don't be such a baby.
693
00:31:17,317 --> 00:31:18,706
It's gonna be fine, all right?
694
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,350
- How do you know?
- Because it is.
695
00:31:20,385 --> 00:31:22,478
You told a lie, that's it.
696
00:31:22,512 --> 00:31:24,443
And the fact that it's such a big deal,
697
00:31:24,477 --> 00:31:26,519
says a lot about your relationship.
698
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,717
It means that you have high standards.
699
00:31:28,795 --> 00:31:30,615
Most people lie every day.
700
00:31:30,649 --> 00:31:32,702
I can't even
get through breakfast without lying.
701
00:31:33,531 --> 00:31:35,965
You're just gonna have to
give her time, to get over it.
702
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,133
Well, how long will that be?
703
00:31:37,168 --> 00:31:39,468
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
As long as it takes.
704
00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:40,837
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
705
00:31:46,443 --> 00:31:48,059
Abigail Reese?
706
00:31:48,093 --> 00:31:50,246
- We were desperate.
- Did you sit in?
707
00:31:51,268 --> 00:31:52,835
I'm on my way there now.
708
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,554
You left Brooke alone
with Abigail Reese?
709
00:31:54,588 --> 00:31:55,821
Where are we going with this?
710
00:31:55,855 --> 00:31:58,335
She's just emailed the story,
says it's going live as we speak.
711
00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:00,287
What? Motherfucker!
712
00:32:00,322 --> 00:32:01,323
I need a ride.
713
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,744
Now. How bad is it?
714
00:32:04,778 --> 00:32:07,814
On a scale of one to catastrophic,
I'd say we're in the high twelves.
715
00:32:07,982 --> 00:32:10,771
(LOVE-WELLS TO PRESS CHARGES)
716
00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:13,334
ROBYN: Jeremy. I'm so sorry.
717
00:32:13,368 --> 00:32:15,980
- Was this part of the strategy?
- I'll fix it, I promise.
718
00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:18,336
I'm supposed to be leading a trip
to the Thames barrier on Monday.
719
00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:19,998
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
720
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:24,786
What the fuck is going on?
721
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,515
What to do? I don't know, I don't know.
722
00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:28,748
I'm just... I'm trying
to do what's right.
723
00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,806
- What's right?
- This can't go unpunished.
724
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,803
He didn't do anything.
725
00:32:33,837 --> 00:32:35,622
I know, I know, but
people think that he did.
726
00:32:35,656 --> 00:32:37,419
And what must that look like?
727
00:32:37,453 --> 00:32:39,919
I'm a role model, Robyn.
I have responsibilities.
728
00:32:39,953 --> 00:32:40,958
To your family.
729
00:32:40,992 --> 00:32:43,427
What happened to me
is a very serious issue.
730
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,511
You had a fucking face-lift.
731
00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:47,922
- I pay your wages.
- We had a plan.
732
00:32:47,956 --> 00:32:51,359
Yes, and did you see what people
were saying about me on Twitter?
733
00:32:51,393 --> 00:32:53,982
You just had your husband arrested.
734
00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:56,337
Oh, come on. He will
just get a slapped wrist.
735
00:32:56,371 --> 00:32:58,237
That's one other problem we face,
736
00:32:58,271 --> 00:33:01,214
the sentences of men who abuse
their partners is a joke.
737
00:33:01,248 --> 00:33:02,598
Reese showed me the figures.
738
00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:04,947
- Of course, she did.
- Robyn...
739
00:33:05,768 --> 00:33:08,033
She says that I could make
a real difference here.
740
00:33:08,178 --> 00:33:11,586
I've already had three charities
saying that they'd make me a patron.
741
00:33:11,621 --> 00:33:13,423
This is serious stuff.
742
00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:15,957
I could get a CBE.
743
00:33:18,011 --> 00:33:19,975
There's drool running out of your mouth.
744
00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:21,471
(SLURPS)
745
00:33:22,632 --> 00:33:26,101
(EXHALES) Fuck it. Phyllis...
746
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:39,727
Look...
747
00:33:43,183 --> 00:33:45,437
I'm sorry. This one was all me.
748
00:33:49,555 --> 00:33:52,870
The Love-Wells marriage
was none of my concern and...
749
00:33:53,551 --> 00:33:57,837
Neither, to be brutally honest, is
Jeremy's well-being. That's on you.
750
00:33:58,473 --> 00:34:01,777
Professionally, this has played
out surprisingly well for us.
751
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,533
Brooke's profile has
gone through the roof.
752
00:34:04,568 --> 00:34:07,769
Her puffy, fucking face
is going to be everywhere and...
753
00:34:08,134 --> 00:34:11,002
For that reason,
I'm not going to fire you.
754
00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,368
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Thank you.
755
00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:17,678
I don't care if you lie,
756
00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:20,262
or send innocent people to jail,
757
00:34:20,296 --> 00:34:23,654
or go around kicking away the
crutches of polio-riddled children,
758
00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,955
as long as you're in control.
759
00:34:28,003 --> 00:34:30,104
This was out of control
760
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:32,628
and that concerns me.
761
00:34:34,135 --> 00:34:35,929
We're not a one-armed bandit.
762
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,347
We don't pull the handle
and see where the reels land.
763
00:34:40,463 --> 00:34:41,634
My girls...
764
00:34:42,048 --> 00:34:45,642
Do not get done over by journalists.
765
00:34:46,896 --> 00:34:48,521
They are the monkeys,
766
00:34:49,144 --> 00:34:50,445
we grind the organ.
767
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,363
Now, fuck off.
768
00:34:55,882 --> 00:34:57,515
EVE: God, she's magnificent.
769
00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,684
I hope I grow up to be like that woman.
770
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,925
Actually, nearly shit myself in there.
771
00:35:03,289 --> 00:35:05,089
I'm sorry about today.
772
00:35:05,124 --> 00:35:06,825
Don't sweat it.
773
00:35:06,947 --> 00:35:08,916
It's actually quite refreshing
not being who fucked up,
774
00:35:08,949 --> 00:35:10,235
for a change.
775
00:35:11,287 --> 00:35:12,287
So, what's going on?
776
00:35:12,589 --> 00:35:13,590
There's some...
777
00:35:14,933 --> 00:35:17,034
Stuff.
778
00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:18,804
And you want to talk about it?
779
00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:21,248
- Nope.
- Hmm.
780
00:35:21,839 --> 00:35:23,506
Go fix it.
781
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:25,824
I'll sort out Jeremy's bail
and all that crap.
782
00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:27,197
Thanks.
783
00:35:27,379 --> 00:35:28,603
(LINE RINGING)
784
00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:34,862
VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Ruth. Leave
me a message after the beep.
785
00:35:34,896 --> 00:35:36,204
(BEEPS)
786
00:35:42,192 --> 00:35:43,893
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
787
00:36:03,111 --> 00:36:04,685
(INAUDIBLE)
788
00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,995
ROBYN: There was this time,
789
00:36:24,031 --> 00:36:27,032
- she was in 12th grade.
- MARK: Hmm.
790
00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:29,600
Ruth was always so
brilliant at everything.
791
00:36:29,635 --> 00:36:30,736
So smart.
792
00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:34,637
- I was a moron.
- (LAUGHS)
793
00:36:34,672 --> 00:36:36,512
But we always knew that
Roo was gonna smash it.
794
00:36:38,143 --> 00:36:41,277
So, she's in her senior year
and this new boy turns up,
795
00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:44,347
Braden or Brandon or some other thing.
796
00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:48,351
Eagles jacket, drove around his
pickup like it was a Porsche,
797
00:36:48,386 --> 00:36:50,953
- Ah. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- just bad news.
798
00:36:50,988 --> 00:36:53,590
God know why but she
just thought he was it.
799
00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:55,926
Followed him around like a puppy,
800
00:36:55,959 --> 00:36:57,860
would do anything he said.
801
00:36:57,895 --> 00:36:59,861
Would lay down on the road for him.
802
00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:01,696
Problem was he was totally toxic
803
00:37:01,731 --> 00:37:02,966
and people tried telling her that,
804
00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:05,666
that if she kept going she was
gonna mess up her grades,
805
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,136
and her life and it was gonna be awful.
806
00:37:08,171 --> 00:37:10,306
Dad was spinning out and Mom was...
807
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:12,639
Mom.
808
00:37:12,674 --> 00:37:14,109
And so, they both put
all this pressure on me
809
00:37:14,142 --> 00:37:15,742
to talk to her and fix it.
810
00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:18,493
But Ruth doesn't listen, of course,
811
00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:21,016
because teenage girls don't.
812
00:37:21,094 --> 00:37:23,816
And the more anyone said about
him, the more she liked him.
813
00:37:23,851 --> 00:37:24,884
So, what happened?
814
00:37:24,919 --> 00:37:26,284
I fucked him.
815
00:37:27,121 --> 00:37:29,757
Jesus Christ, Robyn. Why?
816
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:33,092
Because it was the only thing I could do
817
00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:34,295
to stop her from going back.
818
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,621
And it did.
819
00:37:37,997 --> 00:37:40,131
She hated me for months.
820
00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:42,133
Couldn't even look at me.
821
00:37:42,168 --> 00:37:45,038
But she put her head down,
she got the grades,
822
00:37:46,172 --> 00:37:49,099
and then one day it was just okay again.
823
00:37:49,813 --> 00:37:51,176
I was protecting her,
824
00:37:52,045 --> 00:37:53,396
because she's special.
825
00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:54,847
And you were doing the same.
826
00:37:55,948 --> 00:37:59,313
- You're a good man, Mark.
- (LAUGHS)
827
00:37:59,368 --> 00:38:01,075
It's gonna be all right, okay?
828
00:38:06,925 --> 00:38:08,157
What the fuck?
829
00:38:08,192 --> 00:38:10,692
- (STAMMERS) No, no, I don't know.
- What are you doing?
830
00:38:10,728 --> 00:38:12,762
- You idiot!
- Please, please.
831
00:38:12,796 --> 00:38:15,032
- Why did you do that?
- Robyn, just wait. Please, please.
832
00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:17,165
Help me, Robyn, please.
You have to help me.
833
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,924
Okay, that is the weirdest
thing I have ever done
834
00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:23,030
and I'm an absolute bloody idiot
but I've got nowhere else to go
835
00:38:23,064 --> 00:38:25,407
and you have to help me, Robyn, please.
836
00:38:25,442 --> 00:38:28,075
Just help me, help me. Please.
837
00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:29,648
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
838
00:38:32,381 --> 00:38:33,914
Hi, thanks for this.
839
00:38:33,949 --> 00:38:34,950
It's fine.
840
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,320
Hi.
841
00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:43,491
It's just for one night. I promise.
842
00:38:43,525 --> 00:38:44,916
Of course.
843
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,297
Are you okay?
844
00:38:47,587 --> 00:38:49,787
- You look like you've been crying.
- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
845
00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:52,286
No, I'm fine. It's hay fever.
846
00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:56,837
Okay. Well, I owe you one.
847
00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:08,793
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
848
00:39:09,809 --> 00:39:13,011
(REESE: THANKS FOR THE STORY.
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, PROMISE!)
849
00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:53,491
(CAR HORN HONKING) (GASPS)
850
00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:56,637
(SIGHS)
851
00:40:01,961 --> 00:40:03,681
(KEYS JINGLING)
852
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:16,315
(CHOPPING)
853
00:40:21,271 --> 00:40:22,705
- Hey.
- Hey.
854
00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:31,374
- What's going on?
- Cooking.
855
00:40:32,189 --> 00:40:33,424
You're cooking?
856
00:40:33,836 --> 00:40:35,002
Cassoulet.
857
00:40:40,542 --> 00:40:41,543
I'm sorry.
858
00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:44,911
- Yeah, me too.
- Why are you sorry?
859
00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:46,814
Uh, for everything.
860
00:40:47,981 --> 00:40:50,760
Putting too much pressure
on things, the baby stuff.
861
00:40:50,794 --> 00:40:52,222
- You didn't...
- No, wait, see,
862
00:40:52,256 --> 00:40:54,887
I appreciate it's been stressing you out
863
00:40:54,921 --> 00:40:57,823
and, to be honest, it's been
stressing the fuck out of me, too.
864
00:40:57,858 --> 00:41:00,726
You know, the timing,
my past, my smoking,
865
00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:02,194
whether that's affected me,
866
00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:04,544
am I shooting blanks,
am I even ready, you know.
867
00:41:04,578 --> 00:41:06,999
It's... It's all just been
banging around in my head,
868
00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:09,101
so God knows what's
been going on in your mind.
869
00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:12,869
And I just... I don't want to be
that nice guy who's sitting at home
870
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,939
waiting for you with dinner on the
table, that's suffocating you.
871
00:41:16,486 --> 00:41:20,336
And, no, I understand that I've
literally just cooked you dinner
872
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:21,776
which might be undermining my point
873
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,246
but what I mean is,
874
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,716
I'm not interested in being that thing
875
00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:27,133
you feel you have
to rebel against, Robyn.
876
00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,231
That's not what I signed up for.
877
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:32,689
I'm in this because I thought
it's what we agreed.
878
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,758
But I don't actually care,
879
00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:38,694
any of that baby stuff, no, I don't.
880
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,596
(STAMMERS) I mean,
of course I care, I do.
881
00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:42,178
I... I want it but...
882
00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:45,668
I... I want you, Robyn.
883
00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:47,637
Okay? That is it.
884
00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:50,640
And whatever that comes,
whatever that means...
885
00:41:52,914 --> 00:41:55,636
(STAMMERS) And if you don't want
me, that is fine, too, you know.
886
00:41:56,812 --> 00:41:58,004
I'll be fine.
887
00:42:00,816 --> 00:42:02,468
But...
888
00:42:02,502 --> 00:42:04,953
You don't have to escape from me.
The door is open.
889
00:42:06,151 --> 00:42:07,834
We're in this together or not at all.
890
00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:12,256
Everything else is just gravy.
891
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,161
Gravy.
892
00:42:15,608 --> 00:42:16,609
Gravy.
893
00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:21,067
What the fuck is cassoulet?
894
00:42:21,102 --> 00:42:22,967
I don't know (CHUCKLES).
895
00:42:23,002 --> 00:42:25,638
Jamie Oliver made me do it,
the chirpy cockney twat.
896
00:42:35,912 --> 00:42:36,912
(WHISPERS) Why not?
897
00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:39,016
We're only young once.
898
00:42:39,066 --> 00:42:43,616
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