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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:02,798 HOST: Please welcome to the stage, Caitlin Lee. 2 00:00:03,851 --> 00:00:06,000 Oh, my! Um... 3 00:00:06,035 --> 00:00:09,937 I just want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. 4 00:00:09,972 --> 00:00:13,073 I really didn't expect to win, so I haven't prepared anything. 5 00:00:13,108 --> 00:00:15,435 I can't believe they gave it to that c... t. 6 00:00:15,701 --> 00:00:20,513 Okay people are still looking at you. Just breathe. 7 00:00:21,873 --> 00:00:23,149 Okay, she's making a joke. 8 00:00:23,184 --> 00:00:24,986 (FAKE LAUGHTER) 9 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:27,209 Oh. 10 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:30,456 She's talking about her mother. 11 00:00:30,491 --> 00:00:32,625 CAITLIN: ...In fact, I'd like to thank all mothers. 12 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:35,580 - The cameras are on you. Keep smiling. - CAITLIN: You are an inspiration. 13 00:00:35,704 --> 00:00:37,453 - CAITLIN: You are life. - And clap. 14 00:00:37,487 --> 00:00:39,286 CAITLIN: You are the world. 15 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,622 (APPLAUSE) 16 00:00:41,656 --> 00:00:43,001 - Stand. - Really? 17 00:00:43,035 --> 00:00:45,036 Stand. 18 00:00:45,071 --> 00:00:48,074 CAITLIN: Thank you, thank you, thank you. 19 00:00:49,542 --> 00:00:52,009 Jesus Christ, how many cocks did she eat to bag that one? 20 00:00:52,044 --> 00:00:53,477 Talentless little scrunt. 21 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:54,865 FML. I need some fucking... 22 00:00:54,899 --> 00:00:57,121 - Chang. - Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT) 23 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:01,519 Oh, God! Oh, I'm so sorry. Alexa. 24 00:01:02,454 --> 00:01:03,987 This totally belongs to you. 25 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,814 Oh, God, no, no, no, no. The best woman won. 26 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,202 I'm just honored to be mentioned in the same 27 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,061 breath as those incredible women. 28 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:13,629 Do you want to hold it? 29 00:01:13,664 --> 00:01:16,231 Caitlin! Well done! 30 00:01:16,266 --> 00:01:18,233 I'm just gonna do a wee. I'll touch it later. 31 00:01:18,268 --> 00:01:19,268 (CHUCKLES) 32 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:20,669 EVE: Well played, sir. 33 00:01:20,704 --> 00:01:23,073 I can't tell when they're worse. When they win or when they lose. 34 00:01:23,106 --> 00:01:26,174 Win definitely. It makes them feel invincible. 35 00:01:26,209 --> 00:01:28,676 I remember when Jimmy won a BAFTA. 36 00:01:28,711 --> 00:01:30,327 He made me order him nine prostitutes, 37 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:32,413 none of which he consummated. Naturally. 38 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:36,249 Goosed Sir lan Mckellen, got arrested for banging on the wall of KFC 39 00:01:36,284 --> 00:01:39,986 with his statuette at 5:00 am, demanding they make him a family bucket. 40 00:01:40,021 --> 00:01:42,689 Awards should just stop after sports day. 41 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,924 You shouldn't get a gold statue for doing your job. 42 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,159 I spent my afternoon doing her bikini line, 43 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,569 because she's too shy to get her muff out in front of strangers. 44 00:01:49,602 --> 00:01:52,298 - Where's my gold star? - Ladies. 45 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,400 So sad to see Alexa miss out. 46 00:01:54,435 --> 00:01:55,902 Anything she'd like to say about the winner? 47 00:01:55,935 --> 00:01:58,319 She felt it was well deserved. And she was just happy to be nominated. 48 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,439 'Course she was. Maybe I'll catch her in the toilets later. 49 00:02:01,474 --> 00:02:03,575 Right, well I'm off to the bar. 50 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:05,930 Apparently, Sherzinger is on her fifth Caipirinha. 51 00:02:05,964 --> 00:02:07,379 And is getting chatty. 52 00:02:07,414 --> 00:02:08,613 Enjoy your night. 53 00:02:08,648 --> 00:02:11,310 I don't know why they let her kind in. They're like Vultures. 54 00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:14,418 Stalking in to peck on the carrion. What happened to them as children? 55 00:02:14,453 --> 00:02:16,850 All they do is bitch. 56 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:19,797 All right, hungry hippo, save some calories for the champagne. 57 00:02:19,831 --> 00:02:23,602 Okay. I better go make sure Lex is not snorting herself into oblivion. 58 00:02:23,636 --> 00:02:25,823 Cool. I'm gonna see how many goody bags I can smuggle. 59 00:02:25,857 --> 00:02:28,837 You. You're with me. Bag the candles and the cosmetics. 60 00:02:28,871 --> 00:02:30,633 Bin the mints and programs. Dead weight. 61 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:36,236 Synced & corrected by reggielist www.addic7ed.com 62 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:38,849 SAM: This is nice. 63 00:02:38,883 --> 00:02:40,890 Finishing work at the same time for a change. 64 00:02:40,924 --> 00:02:42,412 Romantic dinner for two. 65 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:44,611 Hey. 66 00:02:44,815 --> 00:02:47,982 I was listening to a podcast about those the other day. 67 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:51,576 Did you know that they're made from mechanically Separated chicken? 68 00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:52,943 Mmm-hmm. 69 00:02:52,977 --> 00:02:56,557 Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve. 70 00:02:56,592 --> 00:02:59,225 Eyes, bones, guts, all that nasty, manky stuff. 71 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:02,061 And it comes out as this pink, meaty jelly. 72 00:03:02,096 --> 00:03:04,431 That they shape into nuggets. 73 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:07,464 - You're an asshole. - (LAUGHS) 74 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:11,426 Oh, my God, we had this old boy in today, right? 75 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:13,405 So, I don't know if this guy had a really long body, 76 00:03:13,438 --> 00:03:15,242 or was just wearing a ladies gown, right? 77 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:17,887 But Ravi is trying to give this guy the results of his test, okay? 78 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:20,198 And as he's talking to him, all you can see 79 00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:22,681 are these ancient, beige bollocks, 80 00:03:22,716 --> 00:03:25,018 dangling down the bottom of his gown like a hypnotist's watch 81 00:03:25,051 --> 00:03:26,551 (LAUGHS) Ugh. 82 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:28,078 And Ravi, right, he's proper trying to give 83 00:03:28,111 --> 00:03:29,687 this guy some serious news, but... 84 00:03:29,722 --> 00:03:31,296 The more agitated the bloke got, 85 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,089 the more they seemed to jiggle up and down! 86 00:03:33,124 --> 00:03:35,808 - I swear it was like a Newton's cradle. - (GIGGLES) 87 00:03:35,842 --> 00:03:38,061 - Mmm! - What? 88 00:03:38,096 --> 00:03:41,656 - It's nice seeing you laugh that's all. - I laugh all the time. 89 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:44,770 You fake laugh. You work laugh. (EXAGGERATED FAKE LAUGH) 90 00:03:44,949 --> 00:03:46,969 Not the real one. The piggy, snorty one. 91 00:03:47,072 --> 00:03:48,841 - Piss off. - That's the one I like! 92 00:03:49,585 --> 00:03:51,254 That's my Robyn laugh. 93 00:03:52,973 --> 00:03:55,411 - You okay? - Yeah. 94 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:58,014 Feels like you've been a bit out of sauce, lately. 95 00:03:58,415 --> 00:04:00,750 - Sorts. - Hmm? 96 00:04:00,784 --> 00:04:04,118 Out of sorts, not out of sauce. That doesn't make any sense. 97 00:04:04,153 --> 00:04:07,455 It makes perfect sense. I'd be miserable if I was out of sauce. 98 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:11,031 So, um, I was reading this thing earlier, right? 99 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:14,696 And it said if you're trying for a baby, you should avoid certain fish. 100 00:04:14,731 --> 00:04:16,578 Because of the mercury right. 101 00:04:16,612 --> 00:04:18,832 Apparently it bio-accumulates in large predators. 102 00:04:18,866 --> 00:04:20,663 Do we have to talk about this right now? 103 00:04:21,236 --> 00:04:24,371 - I was just making conversation. - Well, make different conversation. 104 00:04:24,406 --> 00:04:26,507 (SCOFFS) Okay. Well, it's like 4:00 in the morning. 105 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:28,174 Well, I thought you might be interested. 106 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,317 - In bio-accumulation? - Why not? 107 00:04:30,351 --> 00:04:34,022 I'm off drugs, I'm off booze, and now you don't want me to eat fish? 108 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:36,181 - When do you eat fish anyway? - That's not the point. 109 00:04:36,216 --> 00:04:38,275 - Then what is the point? - It's you wanting to... 110 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:39,786 - It's not about what I want, is it? - Isn't it? 111 00:04:39,819 --> 00:04:42,288 I was under the impression it's what we both want. 112 00:04:42,422 --> 00:04:44,331 Me. Not having control over my own body. 113 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:46,931 No! 114 00:04:47,258 --> 00:04:49,097 Us having a fucking baby. 115 00:04:50,564 --> 00:04:52,484 I'm too tired for this crap. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 116 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:55,035 Uh, Rob. 117 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:58,870 - Wh... Who is that? - Work. I gotta go. 118 00:04:58,904 --> 00:05:02,073 - Are you... Come on. What, now? - Yeah. 119 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:06,411 Rob! Rob! 120 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,249 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 121 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:31,032 (PANTING) 122 00:05:32,835 --> 00:05:34,337 Come on, Lumpy. 123 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:38,338 - Morning, Robyn. - Hi. 124 00:05:38,373 --> 00:05:40,273 I made you a cup of tea. 125 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:43,143 And, um, there's toast. And I can't remember if you eat bread or not. 126 00:05:43,178 --> 00:05:44,549 Thank's for letting me stay. 127 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:46,435 Oh, no, don't be silly. 128 00:05:46,469 --> 00:05:49,147 I've locked myself out of my flat, like, hundreds of times. 129 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:51,316 It's just really nice having you here. 130 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,385 Oh, gosh! We can get the bus together. 131 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,821 Are those your folks? 132 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:58,559 - Um, yeah. I hate that photo. - They look really proud. 133 00:06:00,488 --> 00:06:03,361 Um, I... I heard about what happened with your mum. 134 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,662 I'm really sorry. 135 00:06:05,186 --> 00:06:07,073 Is your dad still...? 136 00:06:07,107 --> 00:06:10,142 I haven't spoken to my dad in maybe... 13 years? 137 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:11,703 Why not? 138 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,472 He had an affair. We hated him for it. 139 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,173 Now I kinda get it, to be honest. 140 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:19,611 He put up with my mom's shit for years. 141 00:06:20,278 --> 00:06:21,816 Didn't say a single word. 142 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:24,916 Just got his head down, worked his ass off, provided. 143 00:06:26,851 --> 00:06:28,596 But eventually someone's gonna break, right? 144 00:06:28,663 --> 00:06:31,241 Mm. Maybe you should call him. 145 00:06:36,694 --> 00:06:40,259 - Is that...? - Um... Um... That's Simon. My cousin. 146 00:06:40,293 --> 00:06:44,267 (STUTTERS) Eh, it's my dad's brother's friend's... 147 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:46,833 Kid. 148 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:50,037 Your cousin looks a lot like your boyfriend Craig from work. 149 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:53,294 (ALARM BEEPING) 150 00:06:53,328 --> 00:06:54,711 - The toast is burning. - Hmm? 151 00:06:55,711 --> 00:06:57,379 Oh! Oh, balls! 152 00:07:04,222 --> 00:07:08,356 I'll get you a coffee. Eve, do you want one? 153 00:07:09,457 --> 00:07:10,692 Coconut flat white? 154 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:17,638 Oh, and Robyn, if you need to stay another night, that's fine. 155 00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:19,959 My flatmate's away till Saturday, and she's totally cool 156 00:07:19,993 --> 00:07:21,800 with me having friends over. So... 157 00:07:21,835 --> 00:07:22,835 Thanks, hon. 158 00:07:23,637 --> 00:07:27,039 - Did I miss a sleepover? - I locked myself out of my flat. 159 00:07:27,184 --> 00:07:29,876 'Course you did. Trouble at the mill? 160 00:07:30,386 --> 00:07:31,526 Of course not. 161 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,747 What could possibly be wrong with my perfect life? 162 00:07:33,781 --> 00:07:36,727 Oh babe... Life is a bag of dicks. 163 00:07:36,905 --> 00:07:38,985 You spend half the time looking for someone to share it with 164 00:07:39,018 --> 00:07:40,823 and the other half trying to escape them. 165 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:43,956 We're not built for it. We're solitary creatures. 166 00:07:44,584 --> 00:07:46,950 Like tigers. Or honey-badgers. 167 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:48,994 What the fuck is a honey-badger? 168 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:50,361 (PHONE RINGS) 169 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,859 Who's that? 170 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:54,160 You guys...? 171 00:07:54,338 --> 00:07:58,033 - Oh. (SCOFFS) I don't know. - A couple of times. 172 00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,316 A couple? 173 00:07:59,383 --> 00:08:00,946 Well, you kept that one quiet. 174 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,155 It's nothing, you know. Just getting my dick wet. 175 00:08:03,189 --> 00:08:05,097 Oh, my God, are you talking about Tom? 176 00:08:05,164 --> 00:08:08,734 It is so cute. He is adorable. He called her the other day just to... 177 00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:11,396 OK, Pride and Prejudice. Let's all get a grip. These things happen. 178 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:13,448 We all need to fill our vaginas from time to time. 179 00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:15,036 It's nothing to get excited about. 180 00:08:15,281 --> 00:08:16,942 It's not gonna last anyway. 181 00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:19,097 The problem is I get such a chubby when he tells me off, 182 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:21,429 that means I'm spending the whole time provoking him into a rage. 183 00:08:21,462 --> 00:08:23,415 Which I'm sure he'll grow bored of eventually. 184 00:08:24,687 --> 00:08:27,291 - (GASPS) Oh, crap! - EVE: What? 185 00:08:27,414 --> 00:08:29,881 - CAROLINE: Robyn? - Yep! Just saw it. 186 00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:32,248 I want to know who got the picture, where else it's printed, 187 00:08:32,281 --> 00:08:34,579 and why none of the supposedly capable grown-ups 188 00:08:34,613 --> 00:08:36,407 who work in this office knew about it. 189 00:08:37,314 --> 00:08:39,044 And then I want to fire someone. 190 00:08:39,378 --> 00:08:41,845 I don't care who it is. Fight it amongst yourselves. 191 00:08:41,879 --> 00:08:44,334 Put your names in a hat, gang up against the weakest. 192 00:08:44,368 --> 00:08:46,566 Just clear out a desk by the end of today. 193 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:49,783 You and you should already be in a taxi. 194 00:08:51,337 --> 00:08:53,306 And take Whingy McCranky with you. 195 00:08:55,337 --> 00:08:56,923 She means you. 196 00:09:00,002 --> 00:09:02,162 BROOKE: I'm not having one little tuck ruin everything. 197 00:09:02,838 --> 00:09:05,306 This cannot happen. 198 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:07,840 I have a book launch in three weeks. 199 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:09,476 Do you know what the advance was on that? 200 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:12,946 - If I don't recoup... - (WINCES) 201 00:09:12,981 --> 00:09:16,950 Not to mention, I... Garnier deal! 202 00:09:16,985 --> 00:09:20,119 I am supposed to be the face of their age-defying serum. 203 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,290 And I have already spent the money on a traditional Finnish hot tub. 204 00:09:23,518 --> 00:09:24,825 Darling, they might know the process to... 205 00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:26,427 I'm not giving up on that fucking hot tub, Jeremy. 206 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,795 There's no dodging this. 207 00:09:27,829 --> 00:09:29,829 The picture's out there. Our dicks are in the wind. 208 00:09:30,442 --> 00:09:33,911 We just need to move forward and come up with a workable solution. 209 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,235 (SNAPS FINGERS) 210 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,537 I'll make tea. What does everybody want? 211 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,771 I have Lapsang, Bombay chai, vanilla bean. 212 00:09:44,321 --> 00:09:46,029 What about just coming clean? 213 00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:49,913 The name of Brooke's blog is untouched. 214 00:09:49,948 --> 00:09:52,015 If people find out she's as pumped full of toxins 215 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,918 as the rest of us, she's fucked. 216 00:09:54,852 --> 00:09:56,297 No offence, B. 217 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:57,967 What's it like under there? 218 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,191 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 219 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,927 Can't we just deny it? Say it wasn't me? 220 00:10:04,962 --> 00:10:06,386 Who's gonna issue the denial? 221 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:08,373 Look at you. You look like the Invisible Man. 222 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,567 I could post something online, I'll just say that I'm in Botswana 223 00:10:11,602 --> 00:10:13,522 filming a documentary about monkeys or something. 224 00:10:13,597 --> 00:10:17,123 Yeah, now, you're thinking of Borneo there, sweetheart? 225 00:10:17,574 --> 00:10:20,661 Brooke, you write a daily blog, you're a dropped pin. 226 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:23,496 Jennifer Aniston had a nose job to fix her sinus issues. 227 00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:25,917 There was a girl at my school with similar sinus issues. 228 00:10:25,951 --> 00:10:28,150 She's got lovely little button sinuses now. 229 00:10:28,184 --> 00:10:30,359 Whatever we say, people are gonna know it's bullshit, 230 00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:32,921 so we at least need to stick it on the blender and give them a straw. 231 00:10:32,954 --> 00:10:35,496 - (CUPS CLATTERING) - You fucking tit. 232 00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:36,596 So sorry. So sorry. 233 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:41,229 Just get a towel before it stains my leather. Jesus. 234 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:44,245 It's like being married to a scarecrow with learning disabilities. 235 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,994 I think there might be something. 236 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:48,918 But I would never do that. 237 00:10:49,086 --> 00:10:53,293 - I... I... I don't have that in me. - Of course, you do, darling. 238 00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:55,391 Look, we'll say it was a heated exchange, 239 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:57,847 you'll accept a police caution and it won't go on your record. 240 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,498 Brooke plays the dignified victim. 241 00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:01,809 You apologize, you enroll yourself in rehab... 242 00:11:01,843 --> 00:11:03,115 One with a nice golf course. 243 00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:04,444 And then out you come clean as a whistle. 244 00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,004 Everyone loves a reformed character. 245 00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:07,925 You could write that book. 246 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,847 That one that you've always talked about. The one about the Vikings. 247 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,089 What about our friends? 248 00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:15,770 I couldn't bear it if they ever thought that I would hurt you. 249 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:18,449 - They'd understand. - EVE: I'll be honest with you, Jeremy. 250 00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:20,012 I think this would do you good. 251 00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:22,311 - Give you an edge. - An edge? 252 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:24,434 This is my career. Just... 253 00:11:24,469 --> 00:11:25,903 What about... 254 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,432 - What about my career? - You teach English to six-year-olds. 255 00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:32,543 - You're hardly Elon Musk. - My point is... 256 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,313 What kind of example does that set? 257 00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:37,213 Come on, Jer, this is an inner city state school. 258 00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:38,533 It's not as if those kids wouldn't have seen 259 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,090 someone beat up their wife before. 260 00:11:40,135 --> 00:11:42,583 What about Tim and Rebecca? Hmm? 261 00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:45,127 They have a tough enough time at school as it is. 262 00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:47,018 They'll have an even tougher time if we'd have to take them out 263 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,171 of that school because we can't afford the fees. 264 00:11:49,205 --> 00:11:50,660 Or maybe you think we should just enroll them 265 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,441 into your school with all the Polish kids. 266 00:11:52,475 --> 00:11:54,517 What is wrong with Polish kids? 267 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:57,910 Look, I know this seems bad, but any other excuse 268 00:11:57,944 --> 00:11:59,842 and the journalists, they can see straight through it, 269 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,635 and they will tear her apart. 270 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:04,428 Don't get me wrong. They're gonna... This is bollocks, too. 271 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:05,823 But what can they do? 272 00:12:05,857 --> 00:12:07,141 They can't exactly accuse a woman 273 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:08,681 who's just been beaten up by her husband 274 00:12:08,714 --> 00:12:10,389 of lying, can they? 275 00:12:10,423 --> 00:12:12,623 (SARCASTICALLY) Oh, no. Who would do a thing like that? 276 00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:17,218 Which is exactly why it's such a clever idea. 277 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,398 (SOBS) Sorry. 278 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,131 Sorry, it's just... 279 00:12:22,355 --> 00:12:24,954 People will think I'm such a fucking hypocrite. 280 00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:27,157 (SNIFFLING) 281 00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:30,963 Jeremy... It's the lies that make a relationship work. 282 00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:33,656 Not the truth. 283 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:35,958 Or we can take the hit. 284 00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,190 See where the chips fall. 285 00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:40,724 I can call the hot tub people right now 286 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,911 and see if they can stop the payment. 287 00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,944 (CAMERAS CLICKING) I regret to admit that I have been drinking, 288 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,242 and I struck Brooke with an open palm. 289 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:55,635 It is something I'm bitterly ashamed of and I'm committed 290 00:12:55,669 --> 00:12:58,659 to getting help for my alcohol and anger issues... 291 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:01,663 Words cannot express how sorry and saddened I am 292 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,497 over what transpired. 293 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,535 I'm seeking the counseling of my therapist, 294 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:10,671 my mother and other loved ones, and I am committed with... 295 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,407 Not getting involved in the bug fight? 296 00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:14,775 I got someone filming it. 297 00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,302 Sure I can guess the gist. 298 00:13:18,336 --> 00:13:21,014 Very clever. How the hell did you get to go along with that? 299 00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:22,784 Threatened to take away their toys. 300 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,421 Is she crying? 301 00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:29,623 Or is that smile? 302 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,558 ...from the bottom of my heart... 303 00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,361 I call it solemn poise. 304 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,561 WOMAN: Why do you do it? 305 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,602 Let these people get away with whatever they like? 306 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,734 I'm helping them. 307 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:44,771 Oh, really? You think this is helping anyone? 308 00:13:46,472 --> 00:13:48,612 You do what you do 309 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,408 for the same reason I do what I do... 310 00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:53,511 Power. 311 00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:56,381 You like controlling the agenda. 312 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,615 You look tired. 313 00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,697 - Sweet of you to say it. - I'm serious. 314 00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:04,956 I know how hard you can go, Rob. 315 00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:07,958 Just be careful you don't run out of track. 316 00:14:08,411 --> 00:14:09,860 Thanks for your concern. 317 00:14:14,148 --> 00:14:16,264 You really hate yourself around me, don't you? 318 00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:19,483 Anyway, kudos. 319 00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,803 Call me if she's giving interview you as well. 320 00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,339 Just call me. 321 00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:31,740 (BROOKE'S HUBBY BATTLES DEMONS) 322 00:14:31,774 --> 00:14:34,014 (BROOKE LOVE-WELLS ACCEPTS APOLOGY FROM SHAMEFUL HUSBAND) 323 00:14:34,151 --> 00:14:36,492 Right. Let's get fucked with fizz and oysters. 324 00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:37,859 I'm buying. 325 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,610 I should probably go home and smooth things out with the missus. 326 00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:43,668 Wow. That sounds exciting. Can I come too? 327 00:14:43,702 --> 00:14:45,116 Or we do what I said. 328 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,710 Tom's coming out. He'd love to see you. 329 00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:48,931 What's up with your new BFF? 330 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,689 Ask her. 331 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,574 You coming? 332 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,494 - Hmm? - There are four rules in this business. 333 00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,369 And one of them is never turn down a free drink. 334 00:14:57,404 --> 00:14:59,704 - What are the other three? - I forget. 335 00:14:59,739 --> 00:15:01,961 - Why are you sulking? - I'm not sulking. 336 00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:03,710 You're definitely sulking. 337 00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:05,547 I'm not sulking. 338 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:06,875 Fair enough. 339 00:15:07,814 --> 00:15:09,475 Today was weird. 340 00:15:11,506 --> 00:15:14,207 There's one thing all human beings share, 341 00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,283 and that is the capacity to disappoint. 342 00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:18,637 - Do you wanna stay here? - Absolutely. 343 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,471 Then you need to give fewer fucks. 344 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,465 Look, I know you don't like me but you like Robyn. 345 00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,401 And you know why she's as good as she is? 346 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,047 'Cause under everything, she's granite. 347 00:15:28,973 --> 00:15:32,656 It's a game, babe. Beat the dots. Dodge the ghosts. 348 00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:35,406 All right. Let's go. 349 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,835 - Well... - What? 350 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,621 You're coming to get drunk with us or not? 351 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,507 Okay. 352 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:52,459 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 353 00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:54,831 All right there, Billy? 354 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,766 Ladies, nice to see you all. 355 00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,245 Nice to see you. 356 00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,705 MELODY: Oh, my God, you guys are so cute! 357 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:06,575 If you ever call me cute again, I will punch you so hard in the vagina, 358 00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:08,544 I'll turn you into a glove puppet. 359 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,935 - God! Look out. - MELODY: What? 360 00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:13,581 EVE: Chess club. 361 00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,483 I'm amazed they're even allowed in here. 362 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:16,678 TOM: Don't be a bitch. 363 00:16:16,712 --> 00:16:18,686 There should be segregated drinking areas. 364 00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,789 Like a, sort of, social awkwardness Apartheid. 365 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,359 The fuck is he doing? He's actually coming over here. 366 00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:27,153 This is your fault. You're like the gateway drug. 367 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,988 - Eve! - Hey. 368 00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,264 Didn't know you guys drank in here. 369 00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:33,921 Why would you know that? 370 00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:37,727 - Hello, mate. I'm Tom. - I'm Craig. 371 00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:39,123 - I'm Melody's boyfriend. - My, um... 372 00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:41,941 - My printers not working. - Huh? 373 00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:44,877 I still can't print anything from my computer at the office. 374 00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:47,579 Oh, okay. I'll take a look tomorrow. 375 00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:49,591 Hey, we're all out for Pilko's leaving drinks. 376 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,215 You should... You should come say hi. 377 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,618 Who's Pilko? 378 00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:55,149 Uh, Chris Pilkenson. 379 00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,315 Does all your network security. 380 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,859 Big guy, lots of hair, looks like a wildling. 381 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,759 Oh, right. Chris. Great. 382 00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:03,565 Um... Well, you send him our regards 383 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:06,308 and we'll try and pop by in a bit to say hi. 384 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,708 You want to meet up later? Don't think I'll be long with these guys. 385 00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:12,192 No. Um, I can't. 386 00:17:12,226 --> 00:17:13,770 Um, we're going to this other place 387 00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:16,639 after this and it's got a guest list. So... 388 00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:17,674 Right. 389 00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:21,410 Well, it was nice seeing you guys. 390 00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:22,979 Nice to meet you, Craig. 391 00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:25,462 I think someone's got an admirer. 392 00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:26,995 No, he just helps with my computer that's all. 393 00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:29,122 That's your problem right there. 394 00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:31,232 You mustn't engage. 395 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:34,089 It's why you don't feed pigeons. 396 00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,892 You're a bag of charms tonight, ain't ya? 397 00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,458 Oh, come on. 398 00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:40,361 Nobody wanted to talk to "Craig." 399 00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:42,799 (CHUCKLES) You are just all too polite to do anything about it. 400 00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:45,032 That's why you like hanging out with me. I'm honest. 401 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,133 And I don't want to waste 402 00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,702 what little time I have left on this godforsaken planet 403 00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:51,738 making small talk at Pilko's leaving do. 404 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,176 Amazing. 405 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,230 - Is it a class thing or... - Oh, don't be dull. 406 00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:57,072 You just assume everything I say is about class 407 00:17:57,105 --> 00:17:59,193 because I know how to ride a horse. I go out with you, don't I? 408 00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:00,676 What? What's that supposed to mean? 409 00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:03,015 Class is only an issue for those who don't have it. 410 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,283 I just don't like boring people. 411 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,353 - Right. I am going to the bar. - Good idea. I'll come too. 412 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,420 Vino all around, yeah? 413 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,957 Hmm. Except you, obvious. I'll get you a juice. 414 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,452 Or a milk. Or whatever it is you people drink. 415 00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,137 Stop showing off in front of your friends. 416 00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:18,604 - Get me a lime and soda. - Yes, Daddy. 417 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:23,035 That fucking girl drives me nuts. 418 00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:26,937 - You drinking? - Occasionally. 419 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,438 I'm rubbish. Sorry. 420 00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:30,132 Oh, don't be silly. I don't care. 421 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,876 I mean, I don't mean "I don't care" but... 422 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,507 You know what I mean. 423 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,459 Is that why you stopped coming to meetings? 424 00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,814 It's been a bit hectic. 425 00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,450 And, um, going good between the two of you? 426 00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:43,204 (CHUCKLES) 427 00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:45,448 Well, we're either fucking or we're fighting. 428 00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:48,458 Which Eve assures me is better than being boring. 429 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,460 It's weird. 430 00:18:52,495 --> 00:18:53,663 What is? 431 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,240 You know. 432 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,396 What? 433 00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:58,902 Just... 434 00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:02,014 - You two. - Oh. 435 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:07,319 It's not that weird, is it? 436 00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:10,132 (CELL VIBRATING) 437 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,704 (SAM: YOU COMING HOME TONIGHT OR NOT?) 438 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,418 Do you need to get that? 439 00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:23,209 Do you want to go somewhere? 440 00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:26,393 What do you mean? 441 00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,596 We could just go somewhere, you and me. 442 00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:32,866 Right now. 443 00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:35,068 (CHUCKLES) 444 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,746 (WHISPERING) What, up and leave? 445 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,716 - Wow. No, I'm... I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no... 446 00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:52,751 - I'm so sorry. - No, don't go. 447 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,445 I have to go. 448 00:19:54,479 --> 00:19:55,841 - MELODY: Hey! - EVE: Where do you think you're going? 449 00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:58,121 I have to go. Uh, um, emergency at home. 450 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,723 I'm so sorry. I love you. 451 00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:03,016 Looks like I'll be getting smashed then. 452 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,085 Thank you. 453 00:20:08,452 --> 00:20:10,753 - CRAIG: (THROUGH PHONE) Hello? - Hi, it's me. 454 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,721 Um. I'm really sorry if that was weird just now. 455 00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,938 - Um, it's just... - It's fine. I get it. 456 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,217 Don't be like that. 457 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,775 I'm not being like anything. 458 00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:23,797 Maybe I could see you later? You could come to mine. 459 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,226 Melody, It's okay. 460 00:20:25,315 --> 00:20:27,436 - You don't need to talk about it... - Hiya! Yeah. 461 00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,676 I'm still okay to stay at yours tonight, right? 462 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,527 Um... 463 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:33,485 - CRAIG: Hello? - Uh, yeah. Hold on. 464 00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:36,386 Hiya! Um, look I just can't speak right now. Um. 465 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,904 Can I speak to you tomorrow, okay? 466 00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:39,126 - Take care. - Melody... 467 00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:41,516 Yes. That's fine. 468 00:20:44,322 --> 00:20:45,985 What? Do you want to go now? 469 00:20:46,096 --> 00:20:48,005 Oh, I thought we could just leave them to it. 470 00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,304 Okay. Sure. 471 00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:58,239 (TRAIN CHUGGING) 472 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,884 (LINE RINGING) 473 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:30,021 CLARA: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) This is Clara. Here's my beep. 474 00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:31,055 (BEEPS) 475 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,568 (LINE RINGING) 476 00:21:35,971 --> 00:21:37,771 This is Clara. Here's my beep. 477 00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:38,952 (BEEPS) 478 00:21:43,065 --> 00:21:44,233 (LINE RINGING) 479 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,301 This is Clara. Here's my beep. 480 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:48,771 (BEEPS) 481 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,055 (LINE RINGING) 482 00:22:00,073 --> 00:22:01,105 SAM: Hello. 483 00:22:01,139 --> 00:22:02,140 It's me. 484 00:22:03,485 --> 00:22:05,051 Hello you. 485 00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:06,287 Where the fuck are you? 486 00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:10,178 Work? 487 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,214 (CHUCKLES) Work. 488 00:22:13,129 --> 00:22:14,348 What time is it? 489 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:19,153 You can't just disappear anymore, Robyn. We're not kids. 490 00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:22,121 I know. 491 00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:24,292 So, what's going on? Where are you? 492 00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:28,095 Oh, shit. 493 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:32,098 Hello. 494 00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:33,166 Baby, go back to sleep. 495 00:22:34,101 --> 00:22:35,101 I'll see you tonight. 496 00:22:38,438 --> 00:22:40,662 Excuse me, sir. Can I... 497 00:22:41,075 --> 00:22:44,643 Christ! I'm hungover. I feel like a rugby team took a dump in my mouth. 498 00:22:44,678 --> 00:22:46,787 (LOU MOORE'S COLUMN: DIVORCE HIM!) 499 00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:48,463 - Lou Moore. - What about her? 500 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:51,382 Turns out she is a patron for a domestic violence charity 501 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:54,256 and she has decided to use her column to urge Brooke Lovewells 502 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,678 to set an example for abused women everywhere. 503 00:22:56,712 --> 00:22:58,966 What does she mean, "set an example?" 504 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,700 She means, that as a woman in the public eye 505 00:23:01,734 --> 00:23:03,787 Brooke shouldn't be standing by her abusive husband. 506 00:23:03,821 --> 00:23:06,432 She should be divorcing the bastard and pressing charges. 507 00:23:06,466 --> 00:23:08,084 - We can bury this. - No. 508 00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:11,064 We can't. Hashtag DivorceTheBastard is already trending. 509 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,527 Well, can't we come back with something about 510 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,557 the values of marriage or forgiveness? 511 00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:15,931 The male would jump on that, wouldn't they? 512 00:23:15,964 --> 00:23:17,939 No one is going to go against her on this. 513 00:23:17,974 --> 00:23:19,789 She got the moral fucking high ground. 514 00:23:19,823 --> 00:23:23,350 It's like telling a cancer victim that short hair doesn't suit them. 515 00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:25,849 - Damn it. (TABLE THUDS) - EVE: All right, we'll fix it. 516 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,050 - I should have seen this. - Don't worry. 517 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,072 (DRAWERS CLATTERING) I'm gonna go to Brooke's. 518 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,130 You stay here, fight fires with Caroline. 519 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:36,688 Can't I go? I'm not sure I can manage Caroline on four hours sleep. 520 00:23:36,721 --> 00:23:38,960 - Oh, you're here. - Eve will fill you in. 521 00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,128 Coffee. 522 00:23:41,762 --> 00:23:42,763 Lots of it. 523 00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,834 (CLAMORING) 524 00:23:47,725 --> 00:23:49,582 Let me through. Thank you. 525 00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:53,004 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Brooke! Hon, it's Robyn. Let me in. 526 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:55,942 (CLAMORING CONTINUES) 527 00:23:56,132 --> 00:23:58,688 - What's going on? - They keep calling the house. 528 00:23:58,722 --> 00:24:00,864 Jeremy's been getting death threats. 529 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,498 (STUTTERING) I'm sure there is nothing to worry about. 530 00:24:04,302 --> 00:24:05,731 I know at least one of them is from that kid 531 00:24:05,764 --> 00:24:07,349 I told off for drawing dicks on his desk. 532 00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:09,139 There's all this stuff being said about me online, 533 00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:11,206 that I'm weak, that I'm a bad role model. 534 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,399 I thought this was supposed to make me look good. 535 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,243 Okay, look, it's fine. 536 00:24:15,278 --> 00:24:18,589 We just stay calm and stick to our strategy. 537 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,116 What is our strategy? 538 00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:23,798 We... 539 00:24:27,451 --> 00:24:28,689 Okay, we're going 540 00:24:28,723 --> 00:24:30,899 - to give them an exclusive. - An exclusive? 541 00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:33,834 We're going to set the whole thing straight. We'll say... We'll say... 542 00:24:33,868 --> 00:24:37,562 Jeremy suffers from severe depression and mental health issues. 543 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,961 - They're gonna love it. - I'm sorry, what? 544 00:24:40,029 --> 00:24:42,785 We'll say it's an illness, and it got the better of him 545 00:24:42,819 --> 00:24:45,665 but that you are determined to support him through it. 546 00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:48,220 Hang on. Mental health issues? 547 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,610 The only way to beat the moral high ground is to get higher. 548 00:24:50,643 --> 00:24:52,306 They're attacking you 'cause you attacked her, 549 00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,783 but if you have mental health problems, 550 00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:56,379 means they can't attack you anymore. 551 00:24:56,524 --> 00:24:58,199 - That makes sense. - Does it? 552 00:24:58,233 --> 00:24:59,617 (LINE RINGING) 553 00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:02,551 Okay, we're going with mental illness for Jeremy. 554 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,158 Hang on, we haven't actually... 555 00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:06,459 Confessional with Brooke. Who do we like, who can turn it around quick? 556 00:25:06,492 --> 00:25:09,058 I see where you're going, but it's a wasps' nest. 557 00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:10,495 We're not exactly brimmimg with the options. 558 00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:12,598 No one with an ounce of journalistic integrity is gonna touch that. 559 00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:14,236 I don't need fucking integrity. 560 00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:17,668 - Robyn, are you okay? - It's fine. 561 00:25:20,337 --> 00:25:21,338 (SIGHS) 562 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,173 - Thanks for the call. - My pleasure. 563 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,333 And we're going to be okay getting this out this afternoon. 564 00:25:26,366 --> 00:25:28,446 We already got them holding the page. (PHONE RINGING) 565 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,886 And we're clear on the angle? Yes? Long supportive relationship. 566 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,482 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 567 00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:36,658 Jeremy's battle with mental illness, 568 00:25:36,692 --> 00:25:39,355 his desire for help, redemption, hope... 569 00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:42,224 Jesus, I'm sorry. (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 570 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,426 - What? - No, Ruth... Ruth. 571 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,295 The asshole's been lying to me. He's out. 572 00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:49,729 Whoa, slow down. 573 00:25:49,764 --> 00:25:51,565 Calm, talk to me. What's going on? 574 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,632 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 575 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,456 He's been lying to me. 576 00:25:54,490 --> 00:25:56,605 He lost his job 'cause of some complaint or something. 577 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,473 And he's been using our savings to keep us going. 578 00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:00,339 We are nearly broke. 579 00:26:00,374 --> 00:26:02,503 I only found out because he forgot his phone, 580 00:26:02,537 --> 00:26:05,311 so I called his work and they said he hasn't been there for months. 581 00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:08,681 Okay, look. The job market at the moment is incredibly volatile. 582 00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:11,074 Do not PR me. 583 00:26:11,108 --> 00:26:13,585 Relax. You're overreacting. 584 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:16,321 This is why he didn't tell you, 'cause he knew you'd panic. 585 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,208 What do you mean this is why he didn't tell me. 586 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:23,853 Money, it stresses you out, which is completely understandable, 587 00:26:23,887 --> 00:26:26,943 but he was probably just trying to protect you. 588 00:26:26,977 --> 00:26:28,277 Did you know about this? 589 00:26:31,202 --> 00:26:32,469 Of course, not. 590 00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:35,383 On my mother's grave, did you know about this? 591 00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:41,577 Okay, he told me but... 592 00:26:41,612 --> 00:26:44,580 Am I the only son of a bitch who didn't know about this? 593 00:26:44,615 --> 00:26:47,273 How could you do this to me, you are my sister. 594 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:48,374 (LINE DISCONNECTS) Ruth. 595 00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:49,409 Fuck. 596 00:26:51,621 --> 00:26:53,724 Something's come up. We're going to have to do this later. 597 00:26:53,757 --> 00:26:55,257 (SCOFFS) Later? 598 00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:56,558 You've seen the pickup on this? 599 00:26:56,593 --> 00:26:58,833 You wanna get ahead of the curve, this needs to go today. 600 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,365 You called me. 601 00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:03,065 (SIGHS) 602 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:06,945 Get set up. I'll be back in an hour. 603 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:09,136 - Do not start without me. - Where are you going? 604 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,793 I just... I have to deal with something, but I'll be right back. 605 00:27:12,827 --> 00:27:16,276 Do not say one word to her until I'm with you. Got it? 606 00:27:16,651 --> 00:27:18,184 - Robyn... - I'm serious. 607 00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:21,179 Read a book, get a coffee, play Jenga, I don't care. 608 00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:23,716 But this interview does not happen without me present. 609 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:26,053 - We clear? - You're the boss. 610 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,255 Go. 611 00:27:30,302 --> 00:27:32,210 Honor amongst thieves. 612 00:27:37,914 --> 00:27:39,509 - Hi. - CRAIG: Hi. 613 00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:40,896 You said there's a problem. 614 00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:42,590 Uh, yeah. 615 00:27:42,624 --> 00:27:46,089 Um, so, I was trying to print some stuff and it keeps... 616 00:27:49,655 --> 00:27:52,261 Oh, ink's gone. I'll get you a new one. 617 00:27:53,749 --> 00:27:55,516 - Craig. - Yeah. 618 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:56,870 I'm really sorry about yesterday. 619 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,575 It's fine. 620 00:27:58,609 --> 00:28:00,503 No. I mean in the bar. 621 00:28:01,317 --> 00:28:02,703 I was a cow. 622 00:28:02,993 --> 00:28:05,268 It's fine. I get it. 623 00:28:05,302 --> 00:28:08,025 Not really, and I wanted to see you afterwards, but... 624 00:28:08,685 --> 00:28:13,125 Robyn suddenly needed to stay at mine, and, she's being all weird. 625 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,347 I think there's something going on with her, and I felt like I should... 626 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,749 Honestly, it's okay. 627 00:28:18,137 --> 00:28:21,530 Because I don't want you to think I'm, like... You know? 628 00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:22,789 I don't. 629 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,878 So, do you want to come over later? 630 00:28:31,064 --> 00:28:32,668 We could hit the Netflix. 631 00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:37,132 I make popcorn. Like, proper stuff. I'll pop it myself and everything. 632 00:28:37,389 --> 00:28:38,389 I can't. 633 00:28:38,423 --> 00:28:39,710 Okay. 634 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,316 When else are you free this week? 635 00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:42,623 - Maybe we could... - Melody. 636 00:28:42,657 --> 00:28:45,243 I've had a lifetime of being rejected in bars by girls. 637 00:28:46,677 --> 00:28:48,317 I don't need a girlfriend who does it too. 638 00:28:51,018 --> 00:28:53,320 I'll still fix your printer for you. 639 00:28:54,718 --> 00:28:56,278 Have you heard anything from Robyn yet? 640 00:28:56,854 --> 00:28:58,089 If I don't get Caroline an update soon, 641 00:28:58,122 --> 00:29:00,002 she's going to start pulling my fingernails out. 642 00:29:00,224 --> 00:29:01,920 IT boy cannot keep away, can he? 643 00:29:01,954 --> 00:29:03,334 He's probably set up a webcam in the toilet, 644 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,728 so he can watch you while you wee. 645 00:29:04,761 --> 00:29:06,096 They're probably watching us right now, 646 00:29:06,129 --> 00:29:07,695 cracking one out on their laptops. 647 00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,965 Something stationary covered. Here you go, boys. 648 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:10,999 (SIGHS) 649 00:29:12,422 --> 00:29:15,134 If you want me to like you, it helps if you laugh at my jokes. 650 00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:20,503 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 651 00:29:27,638 --> 00:29:29,409 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TOY) 652 00:29:30,223 --> 00:29:31,886 - Are you kidding? - I fucked it. 653 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,154 ROBYN: You left your phone at home. 654 00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:35,821 What were you thinking? Are you trying to get caught? 655 00:29:35,856 --> 00:29:37,075 Yes, well I'm sorry. We can't all be 656 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,637 as good at lying as you are, Robyn. 657 00:29:38,671 --> 00:29:40,005 Oh, piss off, Mark. 658 00:29:40,927 --> 00:29:42,863 - I'm sorry. - Don't you dare. 659 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:44,519 Oh, Jesus. 660 00:29:46,032 --> 00:29:49,467 Ruth. Ruth, open the door. 661 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,039 Roo, I know you're right there. Just open the door, please. 662 00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:00,311 Fuck off, Robyn. 663 00:30:00,346 --> 00:30:02,548 - Just listen to me. - No. 664 00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:04,501 No, I'm not going to listen to you. 665 00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:06,417 That is the one thing I'm not going to do. 666 00:30:06,451 --> 00:30:08,053 I'm not going to let you twist this around 667 00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:10,719 and make it all right because it's not all right. 668 00:30:10,754 --> 00:30:12,754 Do you know why? 669 00:30:12,789 --> 00:30:14,857 Because my husband lied to me. 670 00:30:14,892 --> 00:30:18,227 (SIGHS) The man I'm supposed to trust, the father of my children 671 00:30:18,262 --> 00:30:21,698 lied to me about our lives, about our children's lives. 672 00:30:22,146 --> 00:30:24,534 (INHALES DEEPLY) And you lied to me. 673 00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,435 He lost his job, and... 674 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,871 Do you think I give a shit about his job? 675 00:30:29,936 --> 00:30:32,804 I don't care about his job. What do you think I am? 676 00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:35,443 I'll go to work. Okay? 677 00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:37,848 - He can look after the kids for once. - Ruth. 678 00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:40,781 Do you know what kills me? Is that both of you... 679 00:30:40,815 --> 00:30:42,284 Both of you, decided that I was... 680 00:30:43,452 --> 00:30:46,453 What? Too fragile? Too stupid? 681 00:30:46,488 --> 00:30:48,822 Too weak to be able to cope with knowing the truth? 682 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:50,856 Okay. 683 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:52,949 Do you know how that makes me feel? 684 00:30:53,295 --> 00:30:55,829 It makes me feel like a fucking idiot. 685 00:30:55,863 --> 00:30:59,635 So why don't you and he just fuck off 686 00:30:59,669 --> 00:31:02,969 and let me give my children their fucking spaghetti hoops in peace? 687 00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:04,893 Roo... 688 00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:09,142 Okay, so we're going to have to give her a little space. 689 00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:11,277 - Where am I supposed to go? - I don't know. 690 00:31:11,311 --> 00:31:13,444 Go to a mate's, or the pub. 691 00:31:13,479 --> 00:31:15,247 - Or fucking bowling. I don't care. - Bowling? 692 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,282 Oh Jesus, don't be such a baby. 693 00:31:17,317 --> 00:31:18,706 It's gonna be fine, all right? 694 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,350 - How do you know? - Because it is. 695 00:31:20,385 --> 00:31:22,478 You told a lie, that's it. 696 00:31:22,512 --> 00:31:24,443 And the fact that it's such a big deal, 697 00:31:24,477 --> 00:31:26,519 says a lot about your relationship. 698 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,717 It means that you have high standards. 699 00:31:28,795 --> 00:31:30,615 Most people lie every day. 700 00:31:30,649 --> 00:31:32,702 I can't even get through breakfast without lying. 701 00:31:33,531 --> 00:31:35,965 You're just gonna have to give her time, to get over it. 702 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,133 Well, how long will that be? 703 00:31:37,168 --> 00:31:39,468 (CELL PHONE RINGING) As long as it takes. 704 00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:40,837 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 705 00:31:46,443 --> 00:31:48,059 Abigail Reese? 706 00:31:48,093 --> 00:31:50,246 - We were desperate. - Did you sit in? 707 00:31:51,268 --> 00:31:52,835 I'm on my way there now. 708 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,554 You left Brooke alone with Abigail Reese? 709 00:31:54,588 --> 00:31:55,821 Where are we going with this? 710 00:31:55,855 --> 00:31:58,335 She's just emailed the story, says it's going live as we speak. 711 00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:00,287 What? Motherfucker! 712 00:32:00,322 --> 00:32:01,323 I need a ride. 713 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,744 Now. How bad is it? 714 00:32:04,778 --> 00:32:07,814 On a scale of one to catastrophic, I'd say we're in the high twelves. 715 00:32:07,982 --> 00:32:10,771 (LOVE-WELLS TO PRESS CHARGES) 716 00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:13,334 ROBYN: Jeremy. I'm so sorry. 717 00:32:13,368 --> 00:32:15,980 - Was this part of the strategy? - I'll fix it, I promise. 718 00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:18,336 I'm supposed to be leading a trip to the Thames barrier on Monday. 719 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:19,998 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 720 00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:24,786 What the fuck is going on? 721 00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,515 What to do? I don't know, I don't know. 722 00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:28,748 I'm just... I'm trying to do what's right. 723 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,806 - What's right? - This can't go unpunished. 724 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,803 He didn't do anything. 725 00:32:33,837 --> 00:32:35,622 I know, I know, but people think that he did. 726 00:32:35,656 --> 00:32:37,419 And what must that look like? 727 00:32:37,453 --> 00:32:39,919 I'm a role model, Robyn. I have responsibilities. 728 00:32:39,953 --> 00:32:40,958 To your family. 729 00:32:40,992 --> 00:32:43,427 What happened to me is a very serious issue. 730 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,511 You had a fucking face-lift. 731 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:47,922 - I pay your wages. - We had a plan. 732 00:32:47,956 --> 00:32:51,359 Yes, and did you see what people were saying about me on Twitter? 733 00:32:51,393 --> 00:32:53,982 You just had your husband arrested. 734 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:56,337 Oh, come on. He will just get a slapped wrist. 735 00:32:56,371 --> 00:32:58,237 That's one other problem we face, 736 00:32:58,271 --> 00:33:01,214 the sentences of men who abuse their partners is a joke. 737 00:33:01,248 --> 00:33:02,598 Reese showed me the figures. 738 00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:04,947 - Of course, she did. - Robyn... 739 00:33:05,768 --> 00:33:08,033 She says that I could make a real difference here. 740 00:33:08,178 --> 00:33:11,586 I've already had three charities saying that they'd make me a patron. 741 00:33:11,621 --> 00:33:13,423 This is serious stuff. 742 00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:15,957 I could get a CBE. 743 00:33:18,011 --> 00:33:19,975 There's drool running out of your mouth. 744 00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:21,471 (SLURPS) 745 00:33:22,632 --> 00:33:26,101 (EXHALES) Fuck it. Phyllis... 746 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:39,727 Look... 747 00:33:43,183 --> 00:33:45,437 I'm sorry. This one was all me. 748 00:33:49,555 --> 00:33:52,870 The Love-Wells marriage was none of my concern and... 749 00:33:53,551 --> 00:33:57,837 Neither, to be brutally honest, is Jeremy's well-being. That's on you. 750 00:33:58,473 --> 00:34:01,777 Professionally, this has played out surprisingly well for us. 751 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,533 Brooke's profile has gone through the roof. 752 00:34:04,568 --> 00:34:07,769 Her puffy, fucking face is going to be everywhere and... 753 00:34:08,134 --> 00:34:11,002 For that reason, I'm not going to fire you. 754 00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,368 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) Thank you. 755 00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:17,678 I don't care if you lie, 756 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:20,262 or send innocent people to jail, 757 00:34:20,296 --> 00:34:23,654 or go around kicking away the crutches of polio-riddled children, 758 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,955 as long as you're in control. 759 00:34:28,003 --> 00:34:30,104 This was out of control 760 00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:32,628 and that concerns me. 761 00:34:34,135 --> 00:34:35,929 We're not a one-armed bandit. 762 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,347 We don't pull the handle and see where the reels land. 763 00:34:40,463 --> 00:34:41,634 My girls... 764 00:34:42,048 --> 00:34:45,642 Do not get done over by journalists. 765 00:34:46,896 --> 00:34:48,521 They are the monkeys, 766 00:34:49,144 --> 00:34:50,445 we grind the organ. 767 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,363 Now, fuck off. 768 00:34:55,882 --> 00:34:57,515 EVE: God, she's magnificent. 769 00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,684 I hope I grow up to be like that woman. 770 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,925 Actually, nearly shit myself in there. 771 00:35:03,289 --> 00:35:05,089 I'm sorry about today. 772 00:35:05,124 --> 00:35:06,825 Don't sweat it. 773 00:35:06,947 --> 00:35:08,916 It's actually quite refreshing not being who fucked up, 774 00:35:08,949 --> 00:35:10,235 for a change. 775 00:35:11,287 --> 00:35:12,287 So, what's going on? 776 00:35:12,589 --> 00:35:13,590 There's some... 777 00:35:14,933 --> 00:35:17,034 Stuff. 778 00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:18,804 And you want to talk about it? 779 00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:21,248 - Nope. - Hmm. 780 00:35:21,839 --> 00:35:23,506 Go fix it. 781 00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:25,824 I'll sort out Jeremy's bail and all that crap. 782 00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:27,197 Thanks. 783 00:35:27,379 --> 00:35:28,603 (LINE RINGING) 784 00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:34,862 VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Ruth. Leave me a message after the beep. 785 00:35:34,896 --> 00:35:36,204 (BEEPS) 786 00:35:42,192 --> 00:35:43,893 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 787 00:36:03,111 --> 00:36:04,685 (INAUDIBLE) 788 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,995 ROBYN: There was this time, 789 00:36:24,031 --> 00:36:27,032 - she was in 12th grade. - MARK: Hmm. 790 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:29,600 Ruth was always so brilliant at everything. 791 00:36:29,635 --> 00:36:30,736 So smart. 792 00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:34,637 - I was a moron. - (LAUGHS) 793 00:36:34,672 --> 00:36:36,512 But we always knew that Roo was gonna smash it. 794 00:36:38,143 --> 00:36:41,277 So, she's in her senior year and this new boy turns up, 795 00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:44,347 Braden or Brandon or some other thing. 796 00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:48,351 Eagles jacket, drove around his pickup like it was a Porsche, 797 00:36:48,386 --> 00:36:50,953 - Ah. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - just bad news. 798 00:36:50,988 --> 00:36:53,590 God know why but she just thought he was it. 799 00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:55,926 Followed him around like a puppy, 800 00:36:55,959 --> 00:36:57,860 would do anything he said. 801 00:36:57,895 --> 00:36:59,861 Would lay down on the road for him. 802 00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:01,696 Problem was he was totally toxic 803 00:37:01,731 --> 00:37:02,966 and people tried telling her that, 804 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:05,666 that if she kept going she was gonna mess up her grades, 805 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,136 and her life and it was gonna be awful. 806 00:37:08,171 --> 00:37:10,306 Dad was spinning out and Mom was... 807 00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:12,639 Mom. 808 00:37:12,674 --> 00:37:14,109 And so, they both put all this pressure on me 809 00:37:14,142 --> 00:37:15,742 to talk to her and fix it. 810 00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:18,493 But Ruth doesn't listen, of course, 811 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:21,016 because teenage girls don't. 812 00:37:21,094 --> 00:37:23,816 And the more anyone said about him, the more she liked him. 813 00:37:23,851 --> 00:37:24,884 So, what happened? 814 00:37:24,919 --> 00:37:26,284 I fucked him. 815 00:37:27,121 --> 00:37:29,757 Jesus Christ, Robyn. Why? 816 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:33,092 Because it was the only thing I could do 817 00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:34,295 to stop her from going back. 818 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,621 And it did. 819 00:37:37,997 --> 00:37:40,131 She hated me for months. 820 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:42,133 Couldn't even look at me. 821 00:37:42,168 --> 00:37:45,038 But she put her head down, she got the grades, 822 00:37:46,172 --> 00:37:49,099 and then one day it was just okay again. 823 00:37:49,813 --> 00:37:51,176 I was protecting her, 824 00:37:52,045 --> 00:37:53,396 because she's special. 825 00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:54,847 And you were doing the same. 826 00:37:55,948 --> 00:37:59,313 - You're a good man, Mark. - (LAUGHS) 827 00:37:59,368 --> 00:38:01,075 It's gonna be all right, okay? 828 00:38:06,925 --> 00:38:08,157 What the fuck? 829 00:38:08,192 --> 00:38:10,692 - (STAMMERS) No, no, I don't know. - What are you doing? 830 00:38:10,728 --> 00:38:12,762 - You idiot! - Please, please. 831 00:38:12,796 --> 00:38:15,032 - Why did you do that? - Robyn, just wait. Please, please. 832 00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:17,165 Help me, Robyn, please. You have to help me. 833 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,924 Okay, that is the weirdest thing I have ever done 834 00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:23,030 and I'm an absolute bloody idiot but I've got nowhere else to go 835 00:38:23,064 --> 00:38:25,407 and you have to help me, Robyn, please. 836 00:38:25,442 --> 00:38:28,075 Just help me, help me. Please. 837 00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:29,648 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 838 00:38:32,381 --> 00:38:33,914 Hi, thanks for this. 839 00:38:33,949 --> 00:38:34,950 It's fine. 840 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,320 Hi. 841 00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:43,491 It's just for one night. I promise. 842 00:38:43,525 --> 00:38:44,916 Of course. 843 00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,297 Are you okay? 844 00:38:47,587 --> 00:38:49,787 - You look like you've been crying. - (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 845 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:52,286 No, I'm fine. It's hay fever. 846 00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:56,837 Okay. Well, I owe you one. 847 00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:08,793 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 848 00:39:09,809 --> 00:39:13,011 (REESE: THANKS FOR THE STORY. I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, PROMISE!) 849 00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:53,491 (CAR HORN HONKING) (GASPS) 850 00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:56,637 (SIGHS) 851 00:40:01,961 --> 00:40:03,681 (KEYS JINGLING) 852 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:16,315 (CHOPPING) 853 00:40:21,271 --> 00:40:22,705 - Hey. - Hey. 854 00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:31,374 - What's going on? - Cooking. 855 00:40:32,189 --> 00:40:33,424 You're cooking? 856 00:40:33,836 --> 00:40:35,002 Cassoulet. 857 00:40:40,542 --> 00:40:41,543 I'm sorry. 858 00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:44,911 - Yeah, me too. - Why are you sorry? 859 00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:46,814 Uh, for everything. 860 00:40:47,981 --> 00:40:50,760 Putting too much pressure on things, the baby stuff. 861 00:40:50,794 --> 00:40:52,222 - You didn't... - No, wait, see, 862 00:40:52,256 --> 00:40:54,887 I appreciate it's been stressing you out 863 00:40:54,921 --> 00:40:57,823 and, to be honest, it's been stressing the fuck out of me, too. 864 00:40:57,858 --> 00:41:00,726 You know, the timing, my past, my smoking, 865 00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:02,194 whether that's affected me, 866 00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:04,544 am I shooting blanks, am I even ready, you know. 867 00:41:04,578 --> 00:41:06,999 It's... It's all just been banging around in my head, 868 00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:09,101 so God knows what's been going on in your mind. 869 00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:12,869 And I just... I don't want to be that nice guy who's sitting at home 870 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,939 waiting for you with dinner on the table, that's suffocating you. 871 00:41:16,486 --> 00:41:20,336 And, no, I understand that I've literally just cooked you dinner 872 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:21,776 which might be undermining my point 873 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,246 but what I mean is, 874 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,716 I'm not interested in being that thing 875 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:27,133 you feel you have to rebel against, Robyn. 876 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,231 That's not what I signed up for. 877 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:32,689 I'm in this because I thought it's what we agreed. 878 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,758 But I don't actually care, 879 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:38,694 any of that baby stuff, no, I don't. 880 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,596 (STAMMERS) I mean, of course I care, I do. 881 00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:42,178 I... I want it but... 882 00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:45,668 I... I want you, Robyn. 883 00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:47,637 Okay? That is it. 884 00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:50,640 And whatever that comes, whatever that means... 885 00:41:52,914 --> 00:41:55,636 (STAMMERS) And if you don't want me, that is fine, too, you know. 886 00:41:56,812 --> 00:41:58,004 I'll be fine. 887 00:42:00,816 --> 00:42:02,468 But... 888 00:42:02,502 --> 00:42:04,953 You don't have to escape from me. The door is open. 889 00:42:06,151 --> 00:42:07,834 We're in this together or not at all. 890 00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:12,256 Everything else is just gravy. 891 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,161 Gravy. 892 00:42:15,608 --> 00:42:16,609 Gravy. 893 00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:21,067 What the fuck is cassoulet? 894 00:42:21,102 --> 00:42:22,967 I don't know (CHUCKLES). 895 00:42:23,002 --> 00:42:25,638 Jamie Oliver made me do it, the chirpy cockney twat. 896 00:42:35,912 --> 00:42:36,912 (WHISPERS) Why not? 897 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:39,016 We're only young once. 898 00:42:39,066 --> 00:42:43,616 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 68393

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