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Whew. I don't know
what's happening to me.
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I have never been happier, but
the closer the wedding gets,
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the more I feel the urge
to burst into tears.
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I don't even get why
you guys want to get married.
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I mean, look at Dad.
He's been married four times.
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Once just 'cause he wanted
new silverware.
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My point is,
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you want to ruin a relationship,
get married.
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Yeah, I maybe wouldn't lead
with that in your toast.
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[knock on door]
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[voice breaking]:
Hey, Dad.
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See, it's happening again.
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What's with her?
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Marriage.
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Clem.
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Shannon.
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Guy who's getting me a beer.
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Hey, he acknowledged me!
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What's up, Dad?
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First of all, how flexible is
this start time for the wedding?
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'Cause I found
some Yankee tickets...
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In the pocket of a dead guy
at a crime scene?
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Nailed it, sweetheart.
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You have to be on time, Dad.
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You're walking me
down the aisle.
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For once in your life,
do the right thing
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and sell that murder
victim's tickets on StubHub.
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Okay, okay.
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Of course. I'll be there.
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Anyway, I got something
I want to give you.
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A camcorder from 1980.
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You shouldn't have. And it
is strange that you did.
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No, it's what's on
the VHS tape inside.
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The camcorder's just to hook up
to your TV so you can watch it.
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So, what's on the tape?
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Well, you remember
when you were ten
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and your mom died?
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Yes.
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Well, she knew it was coming
for a while,
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and, uh, she made this tape
for you, Clem.
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She asked me to give it to you
shortly before your wedding.
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Seriously?
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I can't believe this.
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Should I watch it now?
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Up to you. But I will need
this camcorder back.
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I'm watching Caddyshack
this weekend.
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I can't believe
I'm gonna get to see my mom.
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Wow.
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You know, I got to
say, Freddy, I mean,
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for you to keep
something like this...Dibs on leather chair.
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Yeah. [grunts]
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All right. Here we go.
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Hi, Clemmy.
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If you're watching this,
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you are about to be married.
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And your dad hasn't lost
this tape.
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Both of which are things
to be celebrated.
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Uh, nothing
would make me happier
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than to be able to be there
with you today.
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To get to know
the person that you've chosen.
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To see my beautiful little girl
all grown-up.
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[sighs]
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Look, I don't pretend to know
everything about marriage,
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but if I had to give you
one piece of advice,
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it would be this.
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ Never you fear...
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Baywatch?!
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Oh, this is not good.
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[TV turns off]You taped over
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my dead mother's
final words to me
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for an episode of Baywatch?!
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♪
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People, we are
in the homestretch.
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The wedding is in two days,
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and we can afford no mishaps.
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Shannon, I am looking at you.
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No arrests, no ditching town,
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and, please, no vaping
in the wedding pictures.
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Okay, very rude singling me out.
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But yeah, I was gonna do
all of those things. [laughs]
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ROSE:
And, Freddy,
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given your very important role
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of walking this beauty
down the aisle,
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combined with your label
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of the least dependable person
in this family...
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Ha! In your face, Shannon.
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...we will be sending a limo
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to make sure that you arrive
at the venue on time.
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Rose, will it be a problem
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that I'm not speaking to
my father right now?
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Because I'm not speaking
to my father right now.
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Clem, I feel terrible.
I took the tape down
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to the boys at the lab.
They work wonders.
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So fingers crossed
they can recover something.
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Nick, will you please
ask my father
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if that's even possible?
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They're making it
their top priority.
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I told them not to solve
any murders
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until this gets done.
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Moving on.
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Clem, where are we
with the marriage license?
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All good. Going to the
courthouse to get it tomorrow.
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Great.
What time is your appointment?
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My appointment?
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Oh, God.
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Please tell me
you have an appointment.
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I didn't think
that you needed one.
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I figured
you could just show up.
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[gasps]What happens
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if we can't get
the license tomorrow?
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Well, you can still go through
with the ceremony.
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You just won't be
legally married
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until you actually get
your license.
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Well, I don't want
to get fake married.
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I want it to mean something
when I say "I do"
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in front of my friends
and my family...
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and all those other people
that Rose invited.
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Yeah, I don't want to get
fake married, either.
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I want everything
to be perfect.
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This is the only
wedding I'll ever have.
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[laughs]
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That's cute.
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♪
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See? Everything's
working out.
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We're gonna get our license,
everything's back on track,
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and I didn't waste any time
"making an appointment."
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Yeah, and it's my first
time at the courthouse
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without being cuffed. [laughs]
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Sounds like it's a
big day for everybody.
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So sorry.
Just to confirm,
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your name is Clementine Barnes?
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Born New York, June 4, 1991?
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Yes.
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Clementine Lawrence Taylor
Barnes?
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Damn it, Dad.
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Yes.
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[laughs]
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Your middle name
is Lawrence Taylor?
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How did I not know that?
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Says here
you're already married.
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What?What?!
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How did I not know that, L.T.?
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So, Clem, any other secrets
I should know about?
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Are you in the CIA?
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Are you actually
your own evil twin?
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Did you have a lesbian phase?
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You know I had
a lesbian phase.
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I know.
I just like hearing about it.
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There he is. My husband.
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Clemmy.
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Ben, I need a divorce.
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This is my date, David.
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Super confused
but loving the drama.
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Do you remember
a few years ago
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when we had what we thought was
a pretend wedding in Vegas?
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[chuckles]
It turns out it wasn't pretend.
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We are really married.
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Oh, my God, are we the cutest?
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[chuckles]
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I mean, we're not notcute.[chuckles]
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Cosmo.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
to see some I.D.
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Oh, of course.
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Thank you, Phyllis.
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You're welcome, dear.
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Ben, we need you
to come with us right now.
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We've got to fix this.
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David, I apologize,
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but I have to cut
this date short.
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My wife needs me.
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You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.
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Okay, so the
last thing
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before we grant
the annulment:
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Can you attest that the marriage
was never consummated?
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Uh...I'll handle this.
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We were in Vegas
to see Céline Dion.
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That's good enough
for the state of New York.
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So, that's it?
We're not married anymore?
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Which means that we
can get married.
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Correct.
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[both sigh]
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Or you'll be able
to in two weeks,
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once the paperwork's approved.
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Oh, uh, let me
get this straight.
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The "approved" stamp
is right there,
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and the paperwork
is right there,
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but you won't stamp it
for two weeks?
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I mean, if it's
really important to you,
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I can stamp it right now.
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[sighs]
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But I can't give it to you
for two weeks.
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Wait, what am I even saying?
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I can't even do that.
But just saying it
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made me feel more alive
than I've felt in years.
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Well, can't you speak
to your supervisor or something?
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Oh, we're gonna do that dance?
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I'll be right back.
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Dude, maybe this whole
thing is just a sign.
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Our family just isn't
cut out for marriage.
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I mean, think about
Dad and Jolene.
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Or Dad and Carol.
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Or Dad and Other Carol.
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Look, I get your concern,
but I am nothing like Dad.
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Yeah, I mean, you've only
had one failed marriage.
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Hey, don't talk
to my wife that way.
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[chuckles]:
Okay, that didn't feel right.
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So, I spoke to my supervisor,
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and there's nothing we can do.
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Well, I'd like
to speak to them.
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Full disclosure,
there is no supervisor.
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I was just nuking a burrito.
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[voice breaking]: Well, I guess
our wedding's gonna be a sham.
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I'm sorry, Nick.
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It's...SHANNON: Clem. Clem.
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I guess what happened in
Vegas didn't stay in Vegas.
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I'm sorry, Nicky.
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Look... Joe?
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I'm not taking no
for an answer.
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Did my fiancée do
some impulsive, crazy thing?
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Hell yeah, she did.
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Does it drive your boy nuts
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when she does stuff like that?
Hell yes, it does.
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But it's also the reason why
I love that woman.
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Because
without Clementine Barnes,
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without Clementine
Lawrence Taylor Barnes...
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...my life would be predictable.
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And boring.
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You know what I mean, Joe?
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I've filled out
the same three forms
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all day, every day,
for the last decade.
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So yeah, I know.
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Look, I just want my wedding
to be perfect,
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and it's not going to be
if it's not real, so...
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let me ask you, Joe.
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Will you be my hero?
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Me?
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Hero?
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Yeah, you heard me, Joe.
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This is rarely said
in my line of work, but...
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[whispers]:
I'm gonna help you.
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Yeah!
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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Well, Clem, we did it.
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Your day is finally here.
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What am I gonna do in my spare
time when this is all over?
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Clem, I need you to start
having babies right away.
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Rose, I want to thank you
for everything.
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I cannot wait to marry your son
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in front of all the people
that I love.
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Oh.
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And your dry cleaner...
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insurance guy, mechanic and...
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basically, all the freaks
at table eight.
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[laughs]
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Oh, Clem, you look
absolutely beautiful.
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Aw, thank you.
259
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,967
Ah. Shannon Patrick
Ewing Barnes,
260
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,708
you put that down.
261
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,625
Okay, let's get this
show on the road.
262
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,235
Is everybody ready, Walt?
263
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,760
Yes, everyone that is here
264
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,805
is absolutely ready.
265
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,285
Who's not here?
266
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,506
My dad.
267
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,117
No, he's not.
268
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,814
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
269
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,990
Where the hell is he?
270
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,644
Well, the Yankees are tied
in the ninth,
271
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,560
so I'm gonna go with in line
for beer at Yankee Stadium.
272
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,520
Wow. Shocking.
273
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,435
You know what?
I raised myself.
274
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,916
I can walk myself
down the aisle.
275
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,570
Sweetheart, we can wait.
276
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,572
No. I am done waiting.
277
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,227
All I do is wait.
Wait for him to change.
278
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,229
But you know what?
He is who he is.
279
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,578
He's the kind of guy
280
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,754
who would blow off
his own daughter's wedding
281
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,582
to go to a Yankee game.
282
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,757
[knocking][groans]
283
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,063
ROSE: Oh, wait a
minute, now, mister.
284
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,934
You're not supposed
to be in here.Mom...
285
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,197
Mom, it's okay.
286
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:03,766
We just got a call
from your father's precinct.
287
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,463
Freddy's been shot.
288
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,030
[Rose and Clem gasp]
289
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,684
♪
290
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,173
Dad. It's us.
291
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,783
You're gonna be okay.
292
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,219
You're gonna pull through.
293
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,700
You think that
he can hear me?
294
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,182
Dad, it's Shannon.
295
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,966
I love you.
296
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,316
CLEM:
Dad, listen to me. You can't die.
297
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,883
Okay?
298
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:37,582
I know I give you a hard time,
but I don't mean it.
299
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:40,063
[sniffles]
I forgive you for everything.
300
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,065
Just... please...
301
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,285
FREDDY:
Could I get that in writing, Clem?
302
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,116
Dad!Dad!
303
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,424
What, you really think
a little bullet's gonna stop me?
304
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,470
Who am I, this guy?
305
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,472
Ow!
306
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,300
You let us think
that you were gonna die?
307
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,519
It's not my fault you didn't
look around the room.
308
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:05,828
But now we all know
how you girls really feel.
309
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,875
Shannon loves me,
and Clem forgives me.
310
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,441
Amen!
311
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,141
So you're okay?Hey, yeah, I'll be fine.
312
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,186
But the bullet's
still lodged in my hip.
313
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,840
I'm gonna need surgery.
314
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,059
What happened?
315
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,408
Well, I was getting a shave,
316
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,018
and some bastard robbed
the place.
317
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,542
I stopped the guy, but his gun
went off when I tackled him.
318
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,327
Since when do you get a shave?
319
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,417
I wanted to look nice
for you, kiddo.
320
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,593
Thanks, Dad.
321
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,638
You look beautiful, by the way.
322
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,249
So, how was
the wedding?
323
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,294
Anybody get drunk
and take their shirt off?
324
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,644
That was gonna be my big move.
325
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,863
It hasn't happened yet.
326
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,300
We rushed over here
as soon as we heard.
327
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,259
You did?
328
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,390
Yeah.
329
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:49,393
Because you're my dad
and I love you.
330
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,482
Even when I hate you.
331
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,616
[sighs]:
Well...
332
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,357
well, get back over there.
333
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,968
And for what it's worth,
I'm sorry I won't be able
334
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,536
to walk you down the aisle
or see you get married.
335
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,278
Me, too, Dad.
336
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,846
But I promise you,
I'll be the first one there
337
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,022
at your next wedding.
338
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,852
Talk about signs, Clem.
339
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,723
First the annulment thing.
340
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,768
Now Dad literally
gets shot.
341
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,989
Kind of feels like the universe
doesn't want you to get married.
342
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,600
It kind of feels like you don't
want me to get married, Shannon.
343
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,559
Wha...
You keep making jokes, saying that
344
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,474
I'm gonna end up
like Dad and Carol
345
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,302
or Dad and Other Carol.
346
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,694
Ah. Other Carol.
347
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:33,176
Now, there was
an attractive Mennonite.
348
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:36,397
Okay. I don't think that
you guys are gonna end up
349
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,920
like Dad and anyone.
350
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,530
I think that
you and Nick
351
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,271
are gonna have
a great marriage.
352
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,099
That's what
I'm worried about.
353
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,928
I should get in touch
with Other Carol.
354
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,408
What are you talking about?
355
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,453
You guys are starting
a new life together,
356
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,760
and a lot of things
are gonna change.
357
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,501
You'll have a baby,
358
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,459
and then you'll start
spending time with your baby,
359
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,808
and eventually...
360
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,202
y-you're not even gonna
want me around anymore.
361
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,377
That's not true.
362
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,379
There will always
be room for you.
363
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,729
Do you mean that?
364
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,123
Because I cannot live
with Dad again.
365
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,516
No offense, Dad.
366
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,387
Whatever. You love me.
367
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,520
No take-backs.
368
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,565
Shannon,
369
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,437
you're my sister.
370
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,526
You'll always have
a home with us.
371
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,268
[monitor flatlining]
372
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,621
[monitor beeping steadily]
373
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,624
Damn it.
Almost had me a private room.
374
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,018
♪
375
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,457
Hey. How's Freddy doing?
376
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,285
He is currently
hitting on a nurse
377
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,677
while connected
to a morphine machine,
378
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,637
so he's... basically
living his dream.
379
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,944
Thank the Lord.
380
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,381
So, should we get
back to the church?
381
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,383
I guess so.
I just...
382
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,299
wish there was a way
for Dad to be there.
383
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,996
[mutters]
384
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,218
Maybe there is.
385
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,437
What?
386
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,483
What if we had the wedding here?
387
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,834
Here, as in this...
hospital here?
388
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,403
The only thing
that matters is family.
389
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,536
And, well...
this is where our family is.
390
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,669
What do you say, Clem?
391
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:19,021
I'd say that's
a pretty impulsive idea, Nick.
392
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,285
Well, it looks like somebody's
rubbing off on me.
393
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:27,638
Whoa... nine months
from now,
394
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:31,381
Nana Rose is gonna
have a grandbaby!
395
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,472
Yup. And I'm definitely
not gonna focus
396
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,867
on how much money we just lit
on fire, threw in the toilet,
397
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,478
dried off and lit
on fire again.
398
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,874
Excuse me. Padre?
399
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,268
What kind of services do you do?
Is it just deathdeath?
400
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,574
Or can you also do the kind
of death that is marriage?
401
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:59,061
♪ I see trees of green
402
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,108
♪ Red roses, too
403
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,762
♪ I see them bloom
404
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,635
♪ For me and for you
405
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,072
♪ And I think to myself
406
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:17,732
♪ What a wonderful world
407
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,998
♪ The colors of the rainbow
408
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,480
♪ So pretty in the sky
409
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,048
♪ Are also on the faces
410
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,094
♪ Of the people going by
411
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,141
♪ I see friends shaking hands
412
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:38,709
♪ Saying, "How do you do?"
413
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,625
♪ They're really saying
414
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,715
♪ "I love you"
415
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,110
♪ I hear babies cry
416
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,199
♪ I watch them grow
417
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:53,550
♪ They'll learn much more [voice muted]
418
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,423
♪ Than I'll ever know
419
00:17:56,466 --> 00:18:00,949
♪ And I think to myself
420
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:06,085
♪ What a wonderful world
421
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,394
♪ And I think to myself
422
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,399
♪ What a wonderful
423
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,750
♪ World.
424
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,628
Hey, everybody.
425
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,499
I brought appetizers!
426
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,154
They're not the Kobe beef
sliders we were gonna serve
427
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,069
and I already
paid for, but...
428
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,943
Who would like to
"snap into a Slim Jim"?
429
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:42,382
Uh, Clem, I got a little
wedding gift for you.
430
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,819
The tech nerds recovered
your mom's tape.
431
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,168
Oh, my God.
432
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,952
Here.
433
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,389
I'll put it in for you.
434
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,522
[exhales]
435
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,003
Okay, I was skeptical
at first, but...
436
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,613
this is really good.
437
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,401
If I had to give you
one piece of advice,
438
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,403
it would be this:
439
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,145
Never forget how much you love
440
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,929
the person
you're about to marry,
441
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:11,193
because that will carry you
through all the challenges
442
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,673
that life throws your way.
443
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,154
And... learn to ignore
the blemishes,
444
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,981
like I did with your dad,
445
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,201
because he
might not be perfect...
446
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,204
or, like, even close to perfect,
447
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,119
but, um...
448
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,209
deep down,
that guy has always loved me
449
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,820
more than anything in the world.
450
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,692
Until he met you.
451
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,695
I love you, sweetheart.
452
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,000
[sighs]
453
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,220
I love you so much.
454
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,659
Congratulations.
455
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,317
Oh, she was
beautiful.
456
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,407
[sighs]
Yeah, real classy broad.
457
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,281
Hey, just came to check
on the patient. How you feeling?
458
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,370
Like I got shot
by a meth-head.
459
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,980
Oh, wait. I did.
460
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:03,245
So, Doc, when do you think I'm
gonna get out of here, huh?
461
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,116
Well, you should be out
in a few days,
462
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,162
but you've got
a long recovery ahead.
463
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,164
He's gonna need months
of physical therapy,
464
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,645
no strenuous activity,
no stairs.
465
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,255
I'll be back
in a little bit.
466
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,519
No stairs. Great.
467
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,521
My building
doesn't even have an elevator.
468
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,656
We have one.
469
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,745
Are you serious?
470
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:28,270
Clem. What are
you doing?
471
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,273
I think I'm...
472
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,580
asking Dad to come stay with us.
473
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,453
Do I get any say in this?
474
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,499
Nope. You're married now.
475
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,764
Really? You guys
are sure about this?
476
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,026
[quietly]:
No.
477
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,854
We have... [sighs]
478
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:50,336
never been less sure of anything
in our entire lives.
479
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,340
Dibs on Shannon's room.
480
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,298
[gasps]
Wha...? Come on.
481
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,299
Come here, come here.
482
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,301
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