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Shannon, what are you doing?
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There's, like, 20 Goldfish
behind the couch.
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I know. I'm so bad at this.
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Pick up the Goldfish
and go get ready.
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We're going to Nick's parents'
for dinner.
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Yeah, you mind if I pass?
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I read this warning on
the Internet of the dangers
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of kids getting high on nutmeg,
and I want to try it.
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You're going.
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Walt needs our feedback.
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He's auditioning for a new play
about an out of control cop
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with no morals.
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Luckily, our dad is one.
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Yeah, people
without morals suck.
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Hey, baby.
Hey, sweetie.
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So, what has two thumbs
and is taking you
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on a romantic getaway
Saturday night?
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[laughs]
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A-this guy.
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Really?
[gasps]
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What has two arms
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and is about to give you
the biggest hug ever?
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A-this girl.
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Hey, guys? What has two legs and
wants to jump out the window?
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A-this girl.
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This hotel is great.
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Olympic-size pool,
private beach,
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four-star restaurant featuring
the tallest seafood tower
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on the Eastern Seaboard.
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How tall is it?
Okay.
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Imagine the tallest
seafood tower
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you've ever seen
on the Eastern Seaboard.
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Okay.
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A little taller than that.
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Oh, I can't believe this.
What's the occasion?
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Let me guess.
To get away from me.
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[laughs]
Get away from you?
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A hundred percent.Uh-huh.
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Yeah, well, it doesn't matter
why you're going.
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You're going,
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which means I finally get
to have this place to myself.
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[both laugh]
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Isn't it funny when the animals
think that they run the zoo?
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I'll ask my parents
to watch her.
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That's insane.
It's only one night.
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I can be here alone.
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The Purge is only one night.
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And a lot of people end up dead
at the end.
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♪
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All right, listen up,
you maggots.
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Every day you push me
a little farther.
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Push, push, push.
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But one day you're gonna
push too far.
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And then? Boom!
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I go off,
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and every maggot in a ten-block
radius goes with me.
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So what'd you think, girls?
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It was like my dad
was in the room.
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I'm literally traumatized.
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Oh, I can't tell you
how happy that makes me feel.
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It'll even be better
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with the full uniform on.
What did you think, Shannon?
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I thought it was really good.
Just, if I had one thought,
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it's that my dad
never actually gets loud
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like that when he's angry.
He gets kind of quiet.
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Thank you, Shannon.
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I appreciate
the constructive criticism.
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Now, if I could just
offer a thought
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on your weird, giant overalls...
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Walt.
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He is not the best
at taking criticism.
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WALT:
She's right.
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[chuckles]
I'm sorry.
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I-I shouldn't have made fun
of your clothes.
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I mean, maybe you're baling hay
somewhere later, I don't know.
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Hey, Mom, Dad, uh,
we have a favor to ask.
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I'm taking Clem away
this weekend,
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and we were wondering
if you minded watching Shannon.
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Uh, no. I told you,
I can watch myself.
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Dad once left me alone
an entire weekend.
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There was a whole article
about it in the news.
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"Three-year-old calls 911."
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We would be happy
to watch her for you.
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But I think Shannon
deserves a chance.
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I mean, this young lady
is in the process
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of blooming,
and you need
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to water her with trust.
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Yeah!
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, Clem.
If I wasn't responsible,
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would I have spent
the whole last summer
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cleaning up the park?
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That was court-mandated.
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She's 16 years old, guys.
She deserves a shot.
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Thank you, Rose.
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You're welcome, bubelah.
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What do you think, Nick?
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I mean,
maybe my mom has a point.
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Besides,
what's she gonna get into?
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Even bigger overalls?
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I'm done.
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[chuckles]
Nick, this place is amazing.
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And you know what
the best part is?
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See that girl over there?
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Not Shannon. That bellboy?
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Not Shannon.
The woman who checked us in
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whose name was Shannon?
Not Shannon.
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It's just us.Mm-hmm.
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[Nick and Clem chuckle]
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No way. Nick?
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Hey!
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This is crazy.
It's been forever.
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[chuckles]:
Like a year.
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Hi, I'm Clem.
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Hi. Kristen.
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Oh, you're
Nick's ex-girlfriend.
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That's right. And this is
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my current fiancée Clem.
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"Current"?
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[scoffs] No. No.
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I mean, my current
and future fiancée.
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I mean, until, you know,
we get married.
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Then she'll be
my current wife.
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Have y'all heard about
the seafood tower?
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There's a place in Chicago
that has a taller one. Hi.
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I'm Charlie.This is my boyfriend.
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The law firm he works for just
transferred him from Chicago.
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Largest noncoastal city
in the U.S.
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You're really proud of
Chicago, aren't you?
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So, it looks like you two
were on your way out of here.
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Shame we missed you.
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[groans] Bummed!
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No, we actually
just checked in.
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Oh, us, too. Looks like
we'll be here together.
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Oh, which is awesome.
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You know what? We should all go
to dinner or something tomorrow.
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Oh, sounds terrific, but we're
only staying for the night.
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[chuckles]:
Damn, damn, damn!
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Well, then, how about
we do it tonight?
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Tonight? I don't think we'd...We'd love to.
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...be able to say no.
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I think the nutmeg wore off.
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Don't think it ever wore on.
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Yeah, I know.
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And now my head smells
like Christmas.
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[exhales] Well, we
got to do something.
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I mean, this place is sick.
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We should get the old squad
over and have a rager.Yeah.
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I'm not really feeling
like raging.
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Maybe something
on the more mellow side,
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like steal a bunch
of shopping carts,
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push 'em into the river.
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Nah. Did that last night.
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Why don't you want to
have a party? I mean,
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what, now that you're
living in Fancy Town,
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you think you're
better than all of us?What?
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No.
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I do not think that I'm
better than you guys.
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And I don't even think
you guys are all that good.
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Well, the Shannon I knew
would throw a party.
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It's exactly what everyone said
would happen. You've changed.
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Changed? Excuse me,
I have not changed.
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In fact, according to
my guidance counselor,
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I am getting worse.
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Then prove it.
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You know what? Fine.
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Let's do this. Text everybody
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and tell them it's on.[chuckles] There's my girl.
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I'm-a go get some beer.What's with the cookies?
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Homeless guy who buys me beer
loves them.
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I cannot believe
you said yes
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to having dinner with
my ex-girlfriend.
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What else was
I supposed to say?
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Oh, uh, what's that word again?
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Ah! I remember. "No."
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Look, if you're worried
about me, don't be.
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I'm totally cool
and okay with this.Yeah.
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But I'mnot cool and okay.
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I'm uncool and un-okay.
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Disokay.
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Nokay.
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Relax. It's gonna be fun.
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I've never met any of your exes.
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I mean,
there's only five of them.
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They're like white rhinos.
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Fine.
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If I'm gonna relax,
I'm gonna pregame.
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I'm drinking
this whole bottle of wine.
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Don't you try to stop me.
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How do I look?
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You look amazing.
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Good, 'cause I got to bring
my "A" game.
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You never mentioned
that Kristen was so pretty.Okay.
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And in what situation
would that have come up?
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"Oh, hey, Clem, I ever tell
you that my ex is super hot?"
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Okay, I said "pretty."
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You're right. This
gonna be so fun.
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♪ Let's go,
come get a sneak peek ♪
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♪ Can't touch me like...
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[all cheer]
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Wow, you're really good
at beer pong.
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Yeah, my dad taught me how
to play when I was 13.
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We used Kool-Aid.
Winner got a beer.Ah!
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Nice!
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Hey, Shannon.
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Evan.
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What are you doing here?
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It sounded like you were
having a party,
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so I thought I'd do
the old neighbor pop-in.
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Pop!
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Okay, fine, you can stay.
Under one condition.
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You promise me you'll
never tell Nick and Clem
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that I had a party.
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Wait.
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You're not supposed
to be having a party?
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Well, they kind of made me swear
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that I wouldn't, so it's
a little bit of a gray area.
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Wow. I could never do that.
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I'd feel way too guilty.
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What do I have
to feel guilty about?
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Well, they took you
into their home and trusted you.
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And now you're
betraying them,
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like Judas.
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A sexy Judas.
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Am I Judas?
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Dude, this party's so fun.
Aren't you glad you did this?
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Well, I don't feel guilty,
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if that's what
you're insinuating, Janelle.
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So sexy.
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So, how did you guys meet?
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Well, my firm was hired to sue
the company Kristen works for,
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and after a borderline
unprofessional deposition,
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she asked me to dinner,
and the rest is history.
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Wow, that sounds...
borderline unethical.
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Oh, it totally was.
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But we've now been dating
for eight months.
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CHARLIE: We're thinking
about moving in together,
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but someone's
dragging her feet.
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It's Kristen.
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KRISTEN:
Sorry,
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but it didn't go so well
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the last time
I lived with someone.
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Right, Nick?
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Oh. You guys...
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lived together?
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Uh... yeah,
but, you know, it was...
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[exhales]
it was not that long.
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Uh, six months is
a pretty long time,
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especially when you're sleeping
next to a pillow hog.
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Right, Clem?
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[laughs]
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In the same place
that we live in now?
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Yeah. I'm sure
I mentioned that, right?
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[chuckles]:
I mean... you must have,
255
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:32,066
because if you didn't,
that definitely would be...
256
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,284
nokay.
257
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:36,026
♪
258
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,463
Okay, people, hi.
259
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,204
Quick announcement:
260
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,380
if you're gonna throw up,
please do it in the bathroom
261
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,382
and not behind the piano...
262
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,080
Elizabeth.
263
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,867
Hey, Brian, hi.
How are you?
264
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,739
Have you ever heard
of a coaster?
265
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,349
Great. Use one.
266
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,961
[ringtone plays]
267
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,398
Hello.
268
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,009
Hey, sweetie. It's Rose.
269
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,401
Rose, hey!
270
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,839
Uh... what's going on?
271
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,971
What's all that noise?
272
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,191
Nothing. It's just
this-this movie I'm watching
273
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,541
about crowds and...
274
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,586
what it's like to be in one.
275
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,633
If you just give me one second,
276
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,417
I'm gonna put you
on a brief hold,
277
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,855
and I'll get
right back to you. Okay.
278
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,337
So, hey, Rose. What's up?
279
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,470
Just checking,
making sure you're okay.
280
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,952
You know, considering Walt and I
went out on a limb for you.
281
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,345
Yeah, you did,
and I-I really appreciated it.
282
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,217
Oh, yeah, everything's great.
283
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,435
Oh!
284
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:39,699
What was that?
285
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,222
Nothing.
Just the neighbor's cat
286
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,310
came through the window.
287
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,965
Get out of here,
you pervert cat!
288
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:49,404
Well, I'm so happy
that they trusted you.
289
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,754
You should be proud
of yourself.
290
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,799
Yeah.
291
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,062
I really am.
292
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,759
Thanks for calling.
293
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,152
Bye.
294
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,283
Bye.
295
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,767
So, she having a party?
296
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,117
Majorparty.
297
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:12,514
Sounds like Studio 55
over there.
298
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,385
Don't you mean 54?
299
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,474
No. Bigger, baby.
300
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,476
♪
301
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,305
I got to be honest, I
thought that seafood tower
302
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,785
was gonna be a
little bit taller.
303
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,395
[chuckles]:
I mean, come on, chef,
304
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,397
add some prawns,
you know what I mean?
305
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,705
Right, Clem?
306
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,446
Right?
307
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,448
Please say something.
308
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,363
I can't believe
that you and Kristen
309
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,973
lived together in our apartment.
310
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,366
And for six months!
311
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,542
Come on, babe,
that's not a long time.
312
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,153
Especially when you consider one
of those months was February.
313
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,852
How could you
not tell me about this?
314
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,418
I'm sorry. I really am.
315
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,377
But in my defense,
when we first started dating,
316
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,945
you made a rule that we
don't talk about our pasts.
317
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,903
Yes, because I didn't want
to talk about mypast.
318
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,905
It never occurred to me
that youhad a past.
319
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,473
Well, of course I do.
320
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,780
I mean, I had a life
before you, Clem.
321
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,695
A sheltered, you know,
often sexually frustrated one,
322
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,959
but, yes, a past.
323
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,700
So, wait, is our bed
the same bed
324
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,354
that you and Kristen slept in?
325
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,139
No, no, no.
She took the bed.
326
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,358
Our bed is new. I mean...
it's not, like, totallynew.
327
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,143
It was in my parents'
guest room,
328
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,188
so some cousins got busy on it,
but that's family.
329
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,061
What about the couch
that we sit on every night...
330
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,498
and watch TV and snuggle on?
331
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,717
Did you get busy on that, too?
332
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,199
I mean, it isScotchgarded.
333
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,986
I feel like I need
to take a shower.
334
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,901
Well, baby, you know,
there's two showerheads in there
335
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,250
if you want...I need 'em both!
336
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,254
[sighs]
337
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,779
What is this?
338
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:48,653
It's like the tiny wine bottle,
but it's full of shampoo?
339
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,265
The only other place
that I've seen tiny bottles
340
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,442
of Le Labo shampoo is under
the bathroom sink at home.
341
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,618
Have you stayed here before?
342
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,141
Uh...
343
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,230
not in thisroom.
344
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,190
Have you stayed here
with Kristen before?
345
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,019
Not in thisroom.
346
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,847
Oh, my God, you're unbelievable.
347
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,110
It's just a stupid hotel.
It's not like this was
348
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,633
a special place
for me and Kristen.
349
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,243
Yeah, well, maybe
I thought it was
350
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,332
a special place
for me and you.Come on, Clem.
351
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,334
And now I find out that
you've been here with her?
352
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,293
And about the apartment?
I mean...
353
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,469
I-I'm sorry, I just, I guess...
354
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,819
this isn't the night
that I was hoping for.
355
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,865
So what are you saying?
356
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,955
What has two thumbs
and wants to go home?
357
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,262
E.T.?
358
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,657
I'll just go pack my bag.
359
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,701
♪
360
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,278
Are you still mad at me?
Y-You barely said anything
361
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,498
the whole way home.Mad at you?
362
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,369
[chuckles]
No.
363
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,718
Really? Because when
we were listening
364
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,894
to that true
crime podcast,
365
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,025
it seemed like you
were rooting
366
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,332
for the lady who
murdered her husband.
367
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,639
I wasn't rooting for her.
368
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,425
I just thought she brought up
some valid points.
369
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,340
[music playing in distance]
370
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,733
Where's that music coming from?
371
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,519
Oh. Cool.
Are you the weed delivery guy?
372
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,000
No.
373
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,959
Are youthe weed delivery guy?
374
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,181
♪ Let's get it on...
375
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,660
What the hell?
376
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:23,748
Oh, God.
377
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:24,967
Shannon!
378
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,534
I will explain everything
in the other room.
379
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,536
Okay? Come on, come on.
380
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,234
Hey, we get a free lighter
with our order, right?
381
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,454
I am not the weed
delivery guy!
382
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,936
What the hell
were you thinking, Shannon?
383
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,329
You promised us
we could trust you.
384
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,115
And you promised me you'd be
out of town for 24 hours,
385
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,248
so, yes, mistakes were made
all around.
386
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,946
Well, I hope you had fun,
387
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,904
because we are never
trusting you again.
388
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,775
That's the thing,
I didn't have fun.
389
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,429
Well, at first I did.
Beer pong champion.
390
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,474
[chuckles]
391
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,042
I mean...
392
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,782
ginger ale pong champion.
393
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,482
But then I started feeling
terrible about myself.
394
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,484
Because you knew you weren't
supposed to be doing this.
395
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,008
Right. I screwed up.
But usually I don't realize that
396
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,358
until you guys come home
and rip me a new one.
397
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,795
But this time...
dude, I'm way ahead of you.
398
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,928
I ripped myselfa new one.
399
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,366
I mean, it's not the most
eloquent way to put it...
400
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:20,414
My point is,
this is real progress.
401
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,155
Now...
402
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,287
am I a hero?
403
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,161
That's not for me to say.
404
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,730
But did I go
on a hero's journey?
405
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,474
I feel like yes.
406
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,173
Look, Shannon,
407
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,305
it's great to see you
recognizing your own mistakes,
408
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:45,047
but that doesn't get you off
the hook for what you've done.
409
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,701
I know. I was being dumb.
410
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,964
I was just so concerned about
what my friends thought of me.
411
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,098
But then I realized I care more
about what you guys think.
412
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,318
Anyways, I'm genuinely sorry
413
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,146
about messing up
your place, Nick.
414
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,148
You don't get it, Shannon.
415
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,369
It's... it's not only myplace.
416
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,066
You live here
just as much
417
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,590
as I do,
just as much as Clem does.
418
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,028
We're a family.
419
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,638
And you have
to respect
420
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,943
this place.
421
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,510
Not because it's mine.
422
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,643
Because it's all of ours.
423
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,690
Yo! The cops are here!
424
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,562
Cops?
425
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,044
WALT: All right,
listen up, you maggots!
426
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,265
Every day...
427
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,919
you punks push me
a little farther.
428
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,051
Push, push,
429
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,487
push.
430
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,535
And one day
you're gonna push too far,
431
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,755
and then...
432
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,149
boom...
433
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:48,110
I go off, and every maggot
in a ten-block radius
434
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,156
goes down with me. Boom!
435
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,896
[screaming, gasping]
436
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,557
Dude... that was killer.
437
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,779
Well, I, uh, played it quiet,
438
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,389
like you suggested,
439
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,348
and, uh, guess what.
440
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,045
I got the part!
441
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,525
No!Yeah!
442
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,658
Congrats, Dad.
443
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,486
Uh, what are
you doing here?
444
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,620
Hey, uh, Nick and Clem,
I didn't realize you were back.
445
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,666
Well, your mom figured
that Shannon was having a party,
446
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:26,975
and I figured that this would be
the funnest way to break it up.
447
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,195
If you guys knew Shannon
was having a party,
448
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,674
why didn't you call us?
449
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,154
NICK:
I bet it was
450
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,548
so he could clean everything
up before we came back home.
451
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,072
Right, Dad? So you and Mom
wouldn't have to admit
452
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,639
that you were wrong
about trusting Shannon.
453
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,903
Okay, I do not appreciate
that accusation.
454
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:45,124
Okay, y'all, let's get
this place cleaned up...
455
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,216
Damn!
456
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,695
♪
457
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:01,792
You know, it looks like a
fraternity exploded in here,
458
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:05,970
and yet Kristen's couch
is miraculously unscathed.
459
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,885
You know what?
Why don't you and I
460
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,496
go pick out
a new couch together?
461
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,064
No. The couch stays.
462
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,546
This feels like a trap.
463
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,766
It's not a trap.
464
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,290
It just hurt to find
out that this place,
465
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,292
which I always
thought was ours,
466
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,164
used to be yours
with someone else.
467
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,166
But what you said
to Shannon,
468
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,864
it really made
this place feel...
469
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,344
like home.
470
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,694
So the couch stays.
471
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,739
I don't understand.
472
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,742
From now on, it will be
a symbol of our ability
473
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,788
to move past problems.
474
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,268
I love that.
475
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:45,793
But I'm still a little on guard
about that trap.
476
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,449
Full disclosure,
477
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,234
since I'm all mature now
and whatnot:
478
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,236
some beer spilt on the couch.
479
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,283
Okay. Thank you for
being honest with us.
480
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,980
Even fuller disclosure:
481
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:02,201
the beer used to be
in Elizabeth's stomach.
482
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,293
Good thing
I Scotchgarded it, right?
483
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,950
Ew!Oh, yuck!
484
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,996
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