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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,465 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:03,465 --> 00:00:09,394 ♪ 3 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,971 (eerie music) 4 00:00:26,971 --> 00:00:29,685 ♪ 5 00:00:29,685 --> 00:00:32,440 (funky electronic music) 6 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:38,327 ♪ 7 00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:02,041 (music distorting) 8 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:07,385 ♪ 9 00:01:07,385 --> 00:01:09,138 CHESTER: I'm just fucking with you. 10 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:13,146 (hip-hop music, vocalizing) 11 00:01:13,146 --> 00:01:19,033 ♪ 12 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:24,586 [indiscernible lyrics] 13 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:30,514 ♪ 14 00:01:32,602 --> 00:01:34,272 MALE VOCALIST: ♪ Actually bought a hatchet ♪ 15 00:01:34,272 --> 00:01:35,984 ♪ I don't sleep with a ratchet ♪ 16 00:01:35,984 --> 00:01:37,153 [indiscernible lyrics] 17 00:01:37,153 --> 00:01:38,906 ♪ I move drugs in batches ♪ 18 00:01:38,906 --> 00:01:40,159 ♪ Hopped off that like hatchet ♪ 19 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:41,787 ♪ The bitch snatched it ♪ 20 00:01:41,787 --> 00:01:43,373 ♪ Met her sister, smashed it ♪ 21 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:44,668 ♪ Fucked her once then dashed it ♪ 22 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:48,008 [indiscernible lyrics] 23 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:53,185 ♪ 24 00:01:53,185 --> 00:01:56,567 ♪ I'll take that machete to a mosh pit ♪ 25 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:57,903 ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪ 26 00:01:57,903 --> 00:01:59,530 ♪ I don't give a damn ♪ 27 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,159 ♪ I don't give a fuck about you pussy motherfuckers ♪ 28 00:02:01,159 --> 00:02:03,205 ♪ I'm gonna hit you with a stick like that ♪ 29 00:02:03,205 --> 00:02:07,046 [indiscernible lyrics] 30 00:02:07,046 --> 00:02:08,256 ♪ 31 00:02:08,256 --> 00:02:11,262 (cell phone rings) 32 00:02:11,262 --> 00:02:12,389 LARRY: Hey. 33 00:02:12,389 --> 00:02:13,768 RACHEL: Larry, you coming or what? 34 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:15,605 LARRY: I already made the reservation. 35 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:18,151 RACHEL: Well, I reserve the right to tell you to cancel it. 36 00:02:18,151 --> 00:02:19,529 - Stop. 37 00:02:19,529 --> 00:02:20,907 RACHEL: Mom and Dad are here at the hotel. 38 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,284 Everyone knows how hard this is for you, 39 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:23,663 but we just want to see you. 40 00:02:23,663 --> 00:02:25,415 - Look, you're the only one that I want to see. 41 00:02:25,415 --> 00:02:27,921 RACHEL: Holy fucking shit. 42 00:02:27,921 --> 00:02:30,552 Get on Cindy's Twitter feed now. 43 00:02:30,552 --> 00:02:31,679 Oh my God. 44 00:02:31,679 --> 00:02:33,056 (Rachel laughs) 45 00:02:33,056 --> 00:02:36,020 Some genius just totally flamed her. 46 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:38,693 Who the hell is ProgrammingFlaw, anyway? 47 00:02:38,693 --> 00:02:40,070 - What? 48 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:41,824 RACHEL: Someone needs to give that guy a medal. 49 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:44,078 Wow. 50 00:02:44,078 --> 00:02:46,584 Okay, so, you're coming, right? 51 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,420 - I just-- I just don't want to. 52 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,048 RACHEL: Well, then I'll come to you then. 53 00:02:50,048 --> 00:02:51,426 Let me guess: You're staying in some 54 00:02:51,426 --> 00:02:53,764 flamboyantly vile place, right? 55 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:55,017 Tell me. Come on, tell me. 56 00:02:55,017 --> 00:02:55,935 - Ugh, fine. 57 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,566 I'm staying at the... 58 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:00,695 Pink Motel and Lounge. 59 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:04,160 RACHEL: Ooh, sounds so very. 60 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,080 I'll leave here in a minute. 61 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,709 Ciao, Lar-Bear. 62 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:13,596 ♪ 63 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,335 (car audio shuts off) 64 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,840 (distant dogs barking) 65 00:03:33,719 --> 00:03:35,180 (sighs) 66 00:03:46,119 --> 00:03:49,960 (funky electronic music) 67 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,129 ♪ 68 00:03:51,129 --> 00:03:52,506 (neon buzzing) 69 00:03:52,506 --> 00:03:58,476 ♪ 70 00:04:03,904 --> 00:04:05,365 LARRY: Hello? 71 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:11,252 ♪ 72 00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:16,429 (bell dings) 73 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,312 Hello? 74 00:04:23,526 --> 00:04:25,656 (muffled laughter) 75 00:04:28,704 --> 00:04:31,209 [indiscernible speech] 76 00:04:37,429 --> 00:04:40,352 CHESTER: Oh, man, I had you going there. 77 00:04:40,352 --> 00:04:46,364 [indiscernible conversation] 78 00:04:46,364 --> 00:04:47,742 GERRY: Yeah, man. 79 00:04:47,742 --> 00:04:49,370 You got me good, that was good. 80 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:52,334 (chortling) 81 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,296 (clears throat) 82 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:56,844 (eerie music) 83 00:04:56,844 --> 00:05:00,225 ♪ 84 00:05:00,225 --> 00:05:01,979 - You got a problem? 85 00:05:01,979 --> 00:05:05,485 ♪ 86 00:05:05,485 --> 00:05:07,489 - What? No. 87 00:05:07,489 --> 00:05:13,501 ♪ 88 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:15,590 - Hmm. 89 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:17,259 ♪ 90 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:19,138 CHESTER: Yeah, you do. 91 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:20,892 X-Y-Z. 92 00:05:20,892 --> 00:05:24,649 ♪ 93 00:05:24,649 --> 00:05:28,741 (chortling) 94 00:05:28,741 --> 00:05:31,537 - I can't believe you. - I'm just fucking with you! 95 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:33,541 April Fools, big boy! 96 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,755 GERRY: That was a good one. 97 00:05:35,755 --> 00:05:38,761 (cap snaps, beer foams) 98 00:05:38,761 --> 00:05:41,224 (laughter) 99 00:05:42,727 --> 00:05:44,898 CHESTER: Let's try that again. 100 00:05:44,898 --> 00:05:46,652 (cap snaps) 101 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:48,906 How can I help you? 102 00:05:48,906 --> 00:05:50,910 - I'm just looking to check in. 103 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:53,039 Are you the owner? - Nope. 104 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:55,043 I'm Chester. 105 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,295 - Uh, Larry. 106 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:58,174 GERRY: Oh, hey, I'm Gerald. 107 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:01,055 You can call me Gerry, Larry, pleasure's all mine. 108 00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:02,684 - Yeah, um... 109 00:06:02,684 --> 00:06:05,146 (chuckling) 110 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:10,950 (Chester, Gerry hem and haw) 111 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:13,706 So can I just check in with you, or? 112 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,668 - Yeah, I'm pulling double duty tonight. 113 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:16,670 It's off-season, 114 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,381 so the owners are cutting costs. 115 00:06:18,381 --> 00:06:20,260 Can't stay mad at them. 116 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:24,059 They're real sweet old-timers. 117 00:06:24,059 --> 00:06:25,813 - Huh, I hear you. 118 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:28,694 Well, I've had kind of a long drive, so 119 00:06:28,694 --> 00:06:31,532 just love to get to bed. 120 00:06:31,532 --> 00:06:33,286 CHESTER: Oh yeah, of course. 121 00:06:33,286 --> 00:06:34,706 Room's 75 bucks. 122 00:06:34,706 --> 00:06:36,459 No tax if you've got it in cash. 123 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:38,087 - Great, great, yeah. 124 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,549 - It's an insult 125 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,427 to leave a beverage a man's given you. 126 00:06:44,475 --> 00:06:47,481 CHESTER: Gerald... sorry. LARRY: Here you go. 127 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:49,611 - It's common courtesies. 128 00:06:49,611 --> 00:06:54,453 - I mean, I can have... uh, sure. 129 00:06:54,453 --> 00:06:56,457 GERRY: Attaboy, attaboy. 130 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,252 - Thanks. 131 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,591 Okay, what are we drinking to? 132 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:02,845 - To the beautiful sound of laughter. 133 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:04,599 - Okay. - Amen, to the beautiful 134 00:07:04,599 --> 00:07:07,062 sound of laughter, God bless you! 135 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,609 Mm. 136 00:07:09,609 --> 00:07:10,861 Woo! 137 00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:12,364 Now. 138 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:13,700 Mm. 139 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,996 Chester, it has been great getting to know you. 140 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:18,251 Larry, nice. 141 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:20,338 CHESTER: I know. 142 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:23,094 I'll wipe that up. 143 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,049 - Huh. Nice guy, huh? 144 00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:26,436 - Aw, he's a teddy bear. 145 00:07:26,436 --> 00:07:27,639 Great sense of humor. 146 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:29,148 - Oh, really? 147 00:07:31,778 --> 00:07:34,784 - So what are you in for? 148 00:07:34,784 --> 00:07:39,501 - Oh, just this family wedding thing, it's... 149 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,715 - Oh. Those are the worst. 150 00:07:41,715 --> 00:07:43,594 Maybe you'll get your bone buried. 151 00:07:43,594 --> 00:07:45,513 (chuckles) 152 00:07:45,513 --> 00:07:48,394 - Oh, yeah. 153 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:49,772 - What's going on with you, man? 154 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:51,400 Sit down, come on. 155 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,989 Vent to Chester, sit down. 156 00:07:53,989 --> 00:07:58,289 - Uh, um...no, it's, it's... 157 00:07:58,289 --> 00:08:00,878 I don't know, it should be fine, actually. 158 00:08:00,878 --> 00:08:03,007 - Wah, wah! Wrong answer. 159 00:08:03,007 --> 00:08:04,510 - No, I mean, it's just... 160 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:06,305 there's a lot of people I haven't seen in a while, 161 00:08:06,305 --> 00:08:08,309 so that's... 162 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:10,146 - There's more to it than that. 163 00:08:12,902 --> 00:08:14,656 (soft music) 164 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:17,452 - Okay, okay, um... 165 00:08:17,452 --> 00:08:19,039 I don't know, I hate dancing, 166 00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:20,458 first of all. 167 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,170 The food's always a letdown. 168 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,510 - The food, really? Come on. 169 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:28,307 - All right. I had to shell out 75 bucks 170 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,894 for cookie sheets because they were 171 00:08:29,894 --> 00:08:31,648 the last thing on the registry. 172 00:08:31,648 --> 00:08:33,150 - Aw, cookie sheets! 173 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,862 (Chester laughs) 174 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,156 Like Miss Piggy's ever gonna bake 175 00:08:36,156 --> 00:08:37,409 her own cookies, right? 176 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:39,664 - That's, I mean... I'll tell you what, though. 177 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:41,292 I hope that she likes those cookie sheets, 178 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:42,878 because, honestly, they're gonna last 179 00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:45,801 a lot longer than her marriage. 180 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:47,888 (nervous chuckle) 181 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:53,942 - That sounds like a girl that you wouldn't marry. 182 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:57,575 - Nah, marriage is just not my thing. 183 00:08:59,704 --> 00:09:00,581 - To lone wolves forever. 184 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:04,379 - Yeah! 185 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:05,674 Yeah. 186 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,803 So I really am just really tuckered out, 187 00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:10,391 so could I get the key? - No sweat. 188 00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:11,936 All I need is your credit card 189 00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:14,316 and we'll sign you right in. (music stops abruptly) 190 00:09:16,821 --> 00:09:20,704 - I already gave you the 75 bucks for the room. 191 00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:22,207 (chuckles) 192 00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:23,710 - Oh, I get it. 193 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,714 Tit-for-tat, right? 194 00:09:25,714 --> 00:09:28,094 No, I'm just gonna need that credit card. 195 00:09:29,429 --> 00:09:32,435 - Are you serious? 196 00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:34,106 - Afraid so, man, I mean, I ain't operating 197 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,360 a halfway house here. 198 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,239 - No, I'm not saying that, 199 00:09:38,239 --> 00:09:41,093 it's just that when I first came in, 200 00:09:41,093 --> 00:09:42,455 you remember, like, a minute ago, 201 00:09:42,455 --> 00:09:44,126 you said if I give you cash, 202 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:47,717 then you wouldn't charge tax? 203 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,595 And then, I took out the cash 204 00:09:49,595 --> 00:09:50,848 and I handed you the cash. 205 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,727 I mean, that guy, that biker guy, he-- 206 00:09:52,727 --> 00:09:54,939 - First of all, his name is Gerald, 207 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,985 and second, I never check in anyone 208 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:59,991 without proper paperwork for this reason. 209 00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:01,995 - I understand that, but this is crazy. 210 00:10:01,995 --> 00:10:03,623 I mean, what are you trying to pull here? 211 00:10:03,623 --> 00:10:06,253 (music turns tense) 212 00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:09,509 ♪ 213 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,637 - Look, man. 214 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,515 You came in here, we had some drinks, 215 00:10:12,515 --> 00:10:14,394 we had some laughs, 216 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:15,898 and if you want a room, that's great. 217 00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:18,779 I'll just need a photo ID and a credit card. 218 00:10:18,779 --> 00:10:22,620 ♪ 219 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,749 - All right, well, empty your pockets, then. 220 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,878 ♪ 221 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:28,882 - Excuse me? 222 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:30,343 - You empty your pockets 223 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:32,263 and you'll see my money in there. 224 00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:38,234 ♪ 225 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,914 You put the money-- this is ridiculous. 226 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:46,668 I mean, do I have to call the cops? 227 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:48,170 - Go ahead, call the cops. 228 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:50,007 And while you're at it, I got another idea. 229 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:52,262 Put out your goddamned hand, 230 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:55,017 because I got your room key right here. 231 00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:57,397 (Chester cackles) 232 00:10:57,397 --> 00:10:59,111 (soft, eerie music) 233 00:10:59,111 --> 00:11:01,698 Oh, man, you should have seen yourself. 234 00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:03,409 I'm just fucking with you, man. 235 00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:04,452 - Oh, okay. - You should have 236 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,956 seen yourself, "This is ridiculous! 237 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,710 Do I have to call the cops?" 238 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,088 - No, you know... CHESTER: Sorry, man. 239 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:10,674 You want me to call the bellman? 240 00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:12,079 - No. 241 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:14,014 - Good, because we don't have one. 242 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:15,433 LARRY: Okay. 243 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,437 (trunk slams) 244 00:11:17,437 --> 00:11:19,065 (car lock beeps) 245 00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:23,864 (door creaks) 246 00:11:29,837 --> 00:11:31,841 - [disappointedly] Oh. 247 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:34,847 (funky electronic music) 248 00:11:34,847 --> 00:11:40,734 ♪ 249 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,271 (eagle screeching) 250 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:23,110 (distant dogs bark) 251 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:28,162 [indiscernible rap lyrics] 252 00:12:28,162 --> 00:12:34,090 ♪ 253 00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:01,646 (tapping at keyboard) 254 00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:05,152 (hip-hop music) 255 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:10,914 ♪ 256 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,166 (licks lips) 257 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,672 (exaggeratedly tender music) 258 00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:20,642 ♪ 259 00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:23,188 (distant party chatter) 260 00:13:23,188 --> 00:13:29,159 ♪ 261 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:49,365 FAKE CINDY: Take me, big boy. 262 00:13:49,365 --> 00:13:55,252 ♪ 263 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:07,235 (music turns dark) 264 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:08,988 TELEVISION NEWS ANCHOR: Here's our viewer video of the week, 265 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:11,368 straight from Marshall. 266 00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:12,579 (phone chimes) 267 00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:33,788 (soft music) 268 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:39,507 ♪ 269 00:14:39,507 --> 00:14:41,261 NICOLE: That's right, Chuck, it is still chaos out here 270 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:44,100 on South Citrus at that multi-car pileup 271 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,772 that has caused gridlock in both directions. 272 00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:48,901 Details are still trickling in, 273 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,905 but witnesses report seeing the pickup truck 274 00:14:50,905 --> 00:14:54,037 swerving erratically before veering into 275 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:57,043 oncoming traffic, causing this chain reaction 276 00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,297 which left one young woman dead 277 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:02,011 and several people in critical condition, 278 00:15:02,011 --> 00:15:03,806 including an infant. 279 00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:05,560 The driver, who witnesses say 280 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,021 was visibly intoxicated, 281 00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,900 then fled the scene. 282 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,029 Sheriffs found the suspect's vehicle, 283 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,824 a late-model white pickup, 284 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,412 a few blocks away from the scene of the accident, 285 00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:17,041 where it appears as if the sus-- 286 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,059 (call ringing) 287 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,271 - Oh, come on, come on, come on. 288 00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:32,196 VOICEMAIL RECORDING: Hi, you've reached Rachel. 289 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:33,699 I'm away from the phone right now, 290 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,954 but I'll call you back if you leave a message. 291 00:15:39,545 --> 00:15:41,590 LARRY: Where the fuck are you? 292 00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:50,107 (phone ringing) 293 00:15:52,863 --> 00:15:55,869 - Hello, Pink Motel and Lounge. 294 00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:58,373 - Hi, uh, Chester? 295 00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:00,502 - The one and only. 296 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:05,179 - Oh, um, hey, this is Larry in Room 6. 297 00:16:05,179 --> 00:16:07,349 - Yeah, Larry, I know who you are. 298 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:10,690 - Yeah, I was just wondering if anyone checked in 299 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,611 since I got here. 300 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,238 My sister is supposed to come meet me, 301 00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,117 and, I don't know, she's pretty late. 302 00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:18,706 I don't know if she came in 303 00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:23,507 or called, or anything. 304 00:16:23,507 --> 00:16:25,637 CHESTER: Oh, well, uh... 305 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:28,768 no one's come in but let me check the messages. 306 00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:31,272 - Maybe I missed a call. - Great, thanks. 307 00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,778 (eerie music) 308 00:16:33,778 --> 00:16:36,659 ♪ 309 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,996 (music turns tender) 310 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:43,380 ♪ 311 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,635 - Hey, Larry, I got some bad news. 312 00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:48,265 ♪ 313 00:16:48,265 --> 00:16:50,519 - Yeah? 314 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:52,523 CHESTER: It's about your sister. 315 00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,151 There was a message. 316 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:58,368 ♪ 317 00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,873 I hate to be the one to tell you this, man. 318 00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:03,921 ♪ 319 00:17:03,921 --> 00:17:06,467 She's not coming, Larry. 320 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,098 (music turns dark) 321 00:17:09,098 --> 00:17:11,185 ♪ 322 00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:12,606 She found a big cock to suck on, 323 00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:14,610 then she died and went to heaven. 324 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,487 (chortles) 325 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:17,991 - What the fuck? 326 00:17:17,991 --> 00:17:20,245 CHESTER: Come on, man, it doesn't even make sense 327 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,456 that someone would call me 328 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:23,586 if something happened to her. 329 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,965 (chuckling) 330 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,677 - Jesus, Chester. 331 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:30,474 (eerie music) 332 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:32,478 CHESTER: Just call if you need anything. 333 00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:38,365 ♪ 334 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:46,089 - [annoyed] Unbelievable. 335 00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:52,017 ♪ 336 00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:56,025 (coins dropping) 337 00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:59,115 (button clicking) 338 00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:02,287 ♪ 339 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:04,668 (crash) 340 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:09,343 GERRY: Let old Gerry help you out, buddy. 341 00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:11,013 (Gerry chuckles) 342 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:17,777 - Thank you. 343 00:18:17,777 --> 00:18:19,614 GERRY: Did you just touch me, peckerwood? 344 00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,785 - No, no, I didn't, sir. 345 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:23,998 - Yeah, you did, didn't you, 346 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,125 little man? 347 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,298 (Gerry chuckles) 348 00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:30,302 [angrily] You know what this says? 349 00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:32,807 - No, sir. 350 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:33,934 - Lone wolf! 351 00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,187 (snaps like a dog) 352 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:41,157 Do you know what it represents? 353 00:18:41,157 --> 00:18:44,956 - No. - It represents my armor. 354 00:18:44,956 --> 00:18:49,173 And you don't touch a road warrior's armor 355 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:52,137 unless you're ready to fight 356 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:55,770 or fuck. 357 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,149 You ready to fight? 358 00:18:58,149 --> 00:19:01,405 - Uh, no. 359 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:04,411 - Hm. - Oh, no. 360 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,957 - Oh. Well, cool. 361 00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:09,714 Um... hm. 362 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:10,967 (chuckles) 363 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:16,352 You just narrowly avoided an ass pounding, dude. 364 00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:18,231 Room 7 if you feel lucky. 365 00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:19,693 (relieved sigh) 366 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:20,862 (Gerry howls) 367 00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:26,247 (funky electronic music) 368 00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:32,175 ♪ 369 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,380 CHESTER: I'm just gonna need that credit card. 370 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,592 "Do I have to call the cops?" 371 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,886 Big cock to suck on. 372 00:19:53,886 --> 00:19:55,263 GERRY: Lone wolf! 373 00:19:55,263 --> 00:20:01,233 ♪ 374 00:20:20,397 --> 00:20:23,486 (dramatic beat) 375 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:41,188 (eagle screeching) 376 00:20:41,188 --> 00:20:43,694 (mellow music) 377 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:46,449 ♪ 378 00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,954 (kissing sounds) 379 00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:53,212 ♪ 380 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,801 - Ha, ha, ha! 381 00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:58,181 Very funny, Chester. 382 00:20:58,181 --> 00:21:04,151 ♪ 383 00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:14,714 (dramatic beat) 384 00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:20,726 ♪ 385 00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:23,231 (music darkens) 386 00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:29,201 ♪ 387 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,217 (demonic laughter) 388 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,225 (water running) 389 00:21:46,945 --> 00:21:50,493 (door closes) 390 00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,205 [whispering] Rachel... 391 00:21:52,205 --> 00:21:54,878 Hey, yeah, I'll be right there. 392 00:22:15,628 --> 00:22:18,007 (banging at door) 393 00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,384 Hello? 394 00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:22,015 MAN: [speaking Spanish] 395 00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:25,146 - No, I'm okay, just come back later, please. 396 00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:28,027 MAN: [speaking Spanish] 397 00:22:28,027 --> 00:22:31,158 - No, I'm in the shower, can you come back? 398 00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:35,375 CHESTER: Larry, you okay in there? 399 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,628 - Chester? 400 00:22:36,628 --> 00:22:38,172 CHESTER: Yeah, man, of course it's me. 401 00:22:38,172 --> 00:22:39,801 Not all cleaning people speak Spanish. 402 00:22:39,801 --> 00:22:42,013 That's kind of a racist assumption. 403 00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:43,182 Listen, man, I was hoping to get to you 404 00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:44,936 before you used the bathroom. 405 00:22:44,936 --> 00:22:46,690 It's got a tricky door that's been giving guests 406 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,568 some problems, I meant to tell you this before 407 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,031 but we were having such a good time. 408 00:22:51,031 --> 00:22:53,411 - Just stop joking around, man. 409 00:22:53,411 --> 00:22:55,708 CHESTER: What? No, come on, man, I like to joke around 410 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,547 but I wouldn't mess with you like this. 411 00:22:58,547 --> 00:23:00,174 - Just say that my sister is, like, 412 00:23:00,174 --> 00:23:03,389 sucking a big dick or whatever and just let me out, man. 413 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:05,644 CHESTER: Larry, I swear I could lose my job 414 00:23:05,644 --> 00:23:07,565 over something like this, man. 415 00:23:07,565 --> 00:23:09,401 Sherrie and Johnny made it very clear 416 00:23:09,401 --> 00:23:12,073 that I had to tell guests in Room 6 about this door. 417 00:23:12,073 --> 00:23:13,827 You got to help me out, man. 418 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,708 - Just let me out and then I won't say anything, okay? 419 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:18,837 CHESTER: All right. Geez, you're a good man. 420 00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:20,716 Okay, I think-- I'm gonna need you 421 00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:22,595 to put a lot of pressure on the door. 422 00:23:22,595 --> 00:23:24,974 - What? 423 00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:26,811 That is the oldest trick in the book, man, 424 00:23:26,811 --> 00:23:28,314 I'm not gonna fall-- 425 00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:29,859 CHESTER: Okay, I understand why you think that, 426 00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,571 but I'm not fucking with you, Larry. 427 00:23:31,571 --> 00:23:32,948 Are you putting pressure? 428 00:23:32,948 --> 00:23:34,619 - Yes, I'm doing it. 429 00:23:34,619 --> 00:23:35,954 CHESTER: Okay, good, now you're gonna need a lot of leverage, 430 00:23:35,954 --> 00:23:37,123 okay, man? 431 00:23:37,123 --> 00:23:38,084 You've got to really do it, 432 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,252 put all your weight against it. 433 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,964 - I'm doing it! CHESTER: All right, just do it 434 00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:42,802 at the same time, you ready, on three. 435 00:23:42,802 --> 00:23:44,221 One-- 436 00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:46,100 (thud) 437 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:49,732 (Chester laughs) (eagle screeching) 438 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:53,322 Oh, man, we did it, buddy. 439 00:23:53,322 --> 00:23:54,867 LARRY: What the hell is wrong with you? 440 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,247 CHESTER: Okay, okay, I see you're not laughing. 441 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:58,959 But look at it from my perspective. 442 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,629 I mean, yes, I was holding the door shut. 443 00:24:00,629 --> 00:24:02,132 Bad on me. 444 00:24:02,132 --> 00:24:04,682 But honestly, I never thought you'd fall for it. 445 00:24:04,682 --> 00:24:06,766 And once we were in the middle of it, 446 00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:08,477 how could I stop? 447 00:24:08,477 --> 00:24:10,649 (soft, tense music) 448 00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:14,156 Come on, man, it was just a joke. 449 00:24:14,156 --> 00:24:17,663 ♪ 450 00:24:17,663 --> 00:24:18,790 It's me, Chester. 451 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,001 - You are pathetic. 452 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,003 Do you know that? 453 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,715 Nobody likes people like you, you just-- 454 00:24:22,715 --> 00:24:23,758 you never get the hint. 455 00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:24,969 You just push and you push 456 00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:26,013 and you push and you push. 457 00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:28,142 Well, let me tell you something. 458 00:24:28,142 --> 00:24:30,772 [angrily] Nobody thinks that you're funny! 459 00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:33,277 ♪ 460 00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:34,614 Just... 461 00:24:34,614 --> 00:24:40,416 ♪ 462 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,920 - You don't think I'm funny, huh? 463 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:47,890 ♪ 464 00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:52,315 Well, what do you think is funny, then? 465 00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:55,321 ♪ 466 00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:57,576 Come on, tell me a joke. 467 00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:59,454 - Chester, we're both tired, 468 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,041 it's been a long day, so can-- 469 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,547 - Tell me a joke. 470 00:25:03,547 --> 00:25:05,676 - Come on. 471 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:11,311 ♪ 472 00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:14,944 What do you call a man with no body and no nose? 473 00:25:20,538 --> 00:25:21,540 - What? 474 00:25:23,712 --> 00:25:25,591 - Nobody knows. 475 00:25:27,845 --> 00:25:29,974 (laughing) 476 00:25:29,974 --> 00:25:34,316 ♪ 477 00:25:34,316 --> 00:25:37,865 - That's a great one, Larry. 478 00:25:37,865 --> 00:25:40,369 I knew you had it in you, Larry. 479 00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:42,123 That was great, man. 480 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,752 - Okay. - All right. 481 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,254 Have a good night, man. 482 00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:47,968 ♪ 483 00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:48,970 (hip-hop music) 484 00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:50,849 - Hey, Rachel, uh, 485 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,101 I don't know where you are, 486 00:25:52,101 --> 00:25:53,563 but I've got to leave this motel, 487 00:25:53,563 --> 00:25:54,857 it's just weird here, 488 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:58,113 and I don't know why you're not getting my messages, 489 00:25:58,113 --> 00:26:00,242 but if you just want to call me back, 490 00:26:00,242 --> 00:26:01,370 maybe I'll just wait in my car 491 00:26:01,370 --> 00:26:04,376 down the road and see if you come by or... 492 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,213 It's just so stupid. 493 00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:10,346 Just please, please, I hope you get these messages, and... 494 00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:12,141 I'm kind of concerned you were in a car crash. 495 00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:13,477 I hope not. 496 00:26:13,477 --> 00:26:17,276 ♪ 497 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:18,863 (car lock chirps) 498 00:26:18,863 --> 00:26:24,792 ♪ 499 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,008 - Aww, shit. 500 00:26:29,008 --> 00:26:32,223 I really let things get out of control earlier. 501 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:34,018 I don't know what came over me. 502 00:26:34,018 --> 00:26:35,731 You're probably a good sport, but you know, 503 00:26:35,731 --> 00:26:40,821 you give a moose a cookie and he asks for milk. 504 00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:44,164 I was asking for milk. 505 00:26:44,164 --> 00:26:45,751 I'm sorry. 506 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:50,635 Yeah. 507 00:26:50,635 --> 00:26:53,056 Well, I can't stop you from leaving, but 508 00:26:53,056 --> 00:26:54,267 if you have to, 509 00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:57,190 please accept my apology and part as my friend. 510 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,420 (eerie music) 511 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,799 Okay, then. 512 00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:11,426 ♪ 513 00:27:11,426 --> 00:27:12,805 If Rachel shows up, 514 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,892 I'll tell her you had to leave. 515 00:27:14,892 --> 00:27:20,821 ♪ 516 00:27:20,821 --> 00:27:23,534 Enjoy the wedding. 517 00:27:23,534 --> 00:27:26,958 (Chester whistles) 518 00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:32,928 ♪ 519 00:27:35,474 --> 00:27:37,604 (sighs) 520 00:27:37,604 --> 00:27:43,575 ♪ 521 00:27:56,934 --> 00:27:58,228 (dramatic beat) 522 00:27:58,228 --> 00:28:04,115 ♪ 523 00:28:06,202 --> 00:28:09,500 - [whispering] How did he know her name? 524 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,131 How did he know her name? 525 00:28:12,131 --> 00:28:18,018 ♪ 526 00:28:22,903 --> 00:28:26,619 (call rings) 527 00:28:26,619 --> 00:28:28,163 OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency? 528 00:28:28,163 --> 00:28:30,627 - [stammering] Hi. 529 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:34,008 I'm at the Pink Motel and Lounge, 530 00:28:34,008 --> 00:28:36,722 and there's the owner 531 00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:39,895 or a guy who's-- who's looking after-- 532 00:28:39,895 --> 00:28:42,985 [from inside echo] I need you to send someone out... 533 00:28:42,985 --> 00:28:45,865 (neon buzzing) 534 00:28:45,865 --> 00:28:48,161 (dramatic music) 535 00:28:52,253 --> 00:28:55,134 MALE VOCALIST: ♪ Honey bee ♪ 536 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,263 (police siren sounds) 537 00:28:57,263 --> 00:29:00,185 ♪ Guess there's nothing else to know ♪ 538 00:29:00,185 --> 00:29:01,689 (police siren sounds) 539 00:29:01,689 --> 00:29:05,029 ♪ Except I love you so ♪ 540 00:29:05,029 --> 00:29:06,448 LARRY: You know, so I'm in my car. 541 00:29:06,448 --> 00:29:08,452 I had to check out because, I mean, he's been messing 542 00:29:08,452 --> 00:29:10,289 with me all night. 543 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:14,047 But he had said "Rachel," which is my sister, 544 00:29:14,047 --> 00:29:16,552 and there's no way that he knows what-- 545 00:29:16,552 --> 00:29:18,305 that's him. 546 00:29:18,305 --> 00:29:21,269 That's-- that's him. 547 00:29:21,269 --> 00:29:24,442 SHERIFF: Sir, can I talk to you for a minute? 548 00:29:24,442 --> 00:29:27,323 - Found out about my kiddie porn, huh, sheriff? 549 00:29:27,323 --> 00:29:28,533 Aw, just kidding. 550 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:30,580 They're all legal, barely. 551 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,333 - Don't even joke about that, sir. 552 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,588 - How'd you know her name, Chester? 553 00:29:34,588 --> 00:29:35,924 - What are you talking about? 554 00:29:35,924 --> 00:29:36,801 - Rachel. 555 00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:37,969 I never told you her name, 556 00:29:37,969 --> 00:29:40,224 so if she hasn't been here, then how do you know it? 557 00:29:41,602 --> 00:29:44,482 - Because you told me her name, you dope. 558 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,111 I mean, did you seriously call the cops because 559 00:29:46,111 --> 00:29:49,117 you forgot you told me your sister's name? 560 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,333 - I... 561 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,254 SHERIFF: All right. I'll handle this, sir. 562 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:56,590 Where's Johnny and Sherrie? 563 00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:57,968 CHESTER: I'm just covering for them. 564 00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,847 Step into my office. 565 00:30:03,436 --> 00:30:04,480 - All right. 566 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,317 Let's just calm down here. 567 00:30:06,317 --> 00:30:08,823 I want you over there. 568 00:30:08,823 --> 00:30:10,994 You, other room. 569 00:30:10,994 --> 00:30:12,622 You and me gonna talk, sir. 570 00:30:12,622 --> 00:30:15,127 (tense music) 571 00:30:15,127 --> 00:30:21,014 ♪ 572 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,359 [indiscernible conversation] 573 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:32,161 ♪ 574 00:30:32,161 --> 00:30:34,540 (gasps) 575 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,044 CHESTER: So what can I do? 576 00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:37,046 I mean, I'm just keeping the place open, 577 00:30:37,046 --> 00:30:38,966 I can't be in charge of the crazies. 578 00:30:38,966 --> 00:30:41,262 SHERIFF: Right, well, listen, it's a full moon out here 579 00:30:41,262 --> 00:30:44,728 so you're not the only one with crazy people tonight. 580 00:30:44,728 --> 00:30:48,736 [indiscernible conversation] 581 00:30:48,736 --> 00:30:50,990 (breathing heavily) 582 00:30:50,990 --> 00:30:56,919 ♪ 583 00:31:11,281 --> 00:31:12,533 Sir-- sir! 584 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,453 Please step away from there, that's private property. 585 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:16,583 - Yeah, man, that stuff's confidential. 586 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,587 LARRY: No-- look. - I think. 587 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:19,881 - This. You see? 588 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,050 That's her name right there. 589 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,261 That's her name, she's checked in. 590 00:31:22,261 --> 00:31:24,307 Where is she, Chester, what'd you do with her? 591 00:31:24,307 --> 00:31:25,893 CHESTER: Is something wrong, Larry? 592 00:31:25,893 --> 00:31:28,148 - Huh, you see? - Just relax and just-- 593 00:31:28,148 --> 00:31:31,195 wait, why you making a fist here, Larry? 594 00:31:31,195 --> 00:31:34,076 Oh! Oh, man! Ow, God! 595 00:31:34,076 --> 00:31:35,162 - What did you do? 596 00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:36,957 - I didn't touch him! 597 00:31:36,957 --> 00:31:38,084 - Sir, you all right? 598 00:31:38,084 --> 00:31:39,546 LARRY: I didn't do anything! 599 00:31:39,546 --> 00:31:41,675 SHERIFF: Sir, are you all right? - I didn't see that coming. 600 00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:43,470 - Sir, are you okay? What happened? 601 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:44,472 - Larry. He hit me. 602 00:31:44,472 --> 00:31:46,351 - Did you seriously just punch him? 603 00:31:46,351 --> 00:31:47,937 - Where the fuck is-- - Not again. 604 00:31:47,937 --> 00:31:49,231 (crashing thud) 605 00:31:49,231 --> 00:31:51,737 - Sir, I'm gonna have to take you in. 606 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:53,239 RACHEL: Larry? 607 00:31:53,239 --> 00:31:56,997 (Larry gasps, moans) 608 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,379 - Rachel? 609 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,049 - Larry! What the-- 610 00:32:02,049 --> 00:32:03,343 - Ma'am, stay there. 611 00:32:03,343 --> 00:32:06,283 He's coming with me. 612 00:32:06,283 --> 00:32:09,313 - Officer, let him go. 613 00:32:09,313 --> 00:32:10,983 It's my fault. 614 00:32:10,983 --> 00:32:13,739 (mellow music on radio) 615 00:32:13,739 --> 00:32:15,952 - This man just assaulted you. 616 00:32:15,952 --> 00:32:18,958 - Oh, I... I pushed him too far, 617 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,755 I've been winding him up all night. 618 00:32:21,755 --> 00:32:24,385 Quite frankly, I've been a dick and 619 00:32:24,385 --> 00:32:27,642 I deserve a lot worse than getting sucker-punched. 620 00:32:27,642 --> 00:32:29,760 - So you're not gonna press charges? 621 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,859 - If anyone's guilty of anything here, it's me, 622 00:32:32,859 --> 00:32:36,869 of bad taste and shenanigans. 623 00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:40,000 - You gonna behave, son, hm? 624 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,879 - Yes. 625 00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:47,514 RACHEL: Thank God he's okay. 626 00:32:47,514 --> 00:32:49,708 SHERIFF: Now, I don't know what's going on with you two, 627 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:50,857 but if I got to come back here tonight, 628 00:32:50,857 --> 00:32:52,357 I'm taking you both in. 629 00:32:52,357 --> 00:32:55,490 Ma'am. - Uh, goodnight. 630 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:57,242 Is he giving you a hard time? 631 00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,038 - Yeah, he's been playing these jokes on me all night. 632 00:32:59,038 --> 00:33:01,417 - Larry, that was great, that was great. 633 00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:03,171 - What the hell was that about, huh? 634 00:33:03,171 --> 00:33:04,674 - Well, Larry was really worried about you, 635 00:33:04,674 --> 00:33:06,929 and then he freaked out and called the sheriff, 636 00:33:06,929 --> 00:33:09,266 and then I pulled this great April Fools prank 637 00:33:09,266 --> 00:33:10,937 and got him to leave. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 638 00:33:10,937 --> 00:33:12,690 You called the sheriff on him? 639 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,028 - Yes, I thought that he did something to you. 640 00:33:15,028 --> 00:33:17,700 - What do you mean, did something to me? 641 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,205 I'm right here, okay? LARRY: Okay, well, 642 00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:22,919 he knew your name, I didn't know that he-- 643 00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:25,048 it's just... 644 00:33:25,048 --> 00:33:28,137 - Well, Larry, it's an online reservation. 645 00:33:28,137 --> 00:33:30,560 You know, I had to put my name down to book the room. 646 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,874 - It prints out by itself. 647 00:33:32,874 --> 00:33:34,225 I guess I should do a better job 648 00:33:34,225 --> 00:33:35,672 of keeping an eye on that, huh? 649 00:33:35,672 --> 00:33:38,701 RACHEL: Humph. Hey, relax. 650 00:33:38,701 --> 00:33:41,707 - This is... 651 00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:43,042 RACHEL: Hey, relax. 652 00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,963 - Uh... 653 00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:46,340 - Look at me. 654 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,554 - What took you so long? - Oh, God, there was 655 00:33:48,554 --> 00:33:50,473 a big accident, I got stuck on the freeway 656 00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:53,062 and I tried to do a detour. 657 00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:54,858 Got really lost, and then I tried to text you 658 00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:56,110 and it wouldn't send through. 659 00:33:56,110 --> 00:33:57,572 - We're gonna forget this whole thing 660 00:33:57,572 --> 00:33:59,074 ever happened, you hear me? 661 00:33:59,074 --> 00:34:00,828 (soft music) 662 00:34:00,828 --> 00:34:02,372 And you're gonna get some sleep. 663 00:34:02,372 --> 00:34:05,588 Recharge and enjoy the room on me, 664 00:34:05,588 --> 00:34:07,341 even though you sucker-punched me. 665 00:34:07,341 --> 00:34:09,303 LARRY: I didn't. 666 00:34:09,303 --> 00:34:10,640 CHESTER: You don't have to shake my hand, 667 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,517 we're way beyond handshakes, buddy. 668 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:15,065 ♪ 669 00:34:15,065 --> 00:34:16,902 And you could have a room for free too, 670 00:34:16,902 --> 00:34:19,406 just for being so beautiful. 671 00:34:19,406 --> 00:34:21,662 - Wow, okay, I don't really know what's happening, 672 00:34:21,662 --> 00:34:23,206 but I like it. 673 00:34:23,206 --> 00:34:25,043 - I'm gonna go to my room. RACHEL: Uh, wait, um. 674 00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,840 It was really upsetting meeting you at first, 675 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,971 but you seem lovely now. 676 00:34:30,971 --> 00:34:33,101 - A common refrain. 677 00:34:33,101 --> 00:34:36,608 ♪ 678 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:37,819 (eagle screeching) 679 00:34:37,819 --> 00:34:39,739 RACHEL: I wonder if this is actually him. 680 00:34:39,739 --> 00:34:41,618 - No, it's sexual harassment is what it is. 681 00:34:41,618 --> 00:34:42,704 - Eh... 682 00:34:42,704 --> 00:34:44,624 LARRY: [sarcastically] Ha ha. 683 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,127 I just don't think that he's funny. 684 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,462 - Well, he could say the same thing about 685 00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,843 you calling the cops on him, you know? 686 00:34:49,843 --> 00:34:53,726 - No, look, I mean, I kind of apologized. 687 00:34:53,726 --> 00:34:55,730 Okay, maybe he's not as bad as I thought. 688 00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,859 - Hm. - This wedding's really just 689 00:34:57,859 --> 00:35:00,865 messing with my head, you know? 690 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:03,244 - I know. Here. 691 00:35:03,244 --> 00:35:05,123 It's gonna be all right, okay? 692 00:35:05,123 --> 00:35:09,339 ♪ 693 00:35:09,339 --> 00:35:11,385 And you should give Cindy this. 694 00:35:11,385 --> 00:35:13,389 (laughter) 695 00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:14,642 Take it. - Should we invite him 696 00:35:14,642 --> 00:35:16,270 to the wedding? - Ohh... 697 00:35:16,270 --> 00:35:17,774 - The Three Amigos? - Ugh! 698 00:35:17,774 --> 00:35:19,401 Go away! 699 00:35:19,401 --> 00:35:20,528 "Hey, Cindy. 700 00:35:20,528 --> 00:35:24,161 This is my giant cocked friend Chester. 701 00:35:24,161 --> 00:35:26,165 You cousin-fucking bitch." 702 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,417 (chuckling) 703 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,419 (knocking at door) 704 00:35:30,633 --> 00:35:33,012 Go! Go get it! 705 00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:41,487 (eerie music) 706 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:42,657 - It's Chester. 707 00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:43,784 - Well, open it. 708 00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:45,663 - No, shut off the lights! - He'll see, dude! 709 00:35:45,663 --> 00:35:47,667 - Maybe he'll get the hint. 710 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,169 - We're coming! 711 00:35:49,169 --> 00:35:52,050 ♪ 712 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,637 (sighs) 713 00:35:53,637 --> 00:35:56,183 ♪ 714 00:35:56,183 --> 00:35:58,437 - Sorry for interrupting, just dropping off 715 00:35:58,437 --> 00:36:00,767 a couple drinks. 716 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:04,157 Thought you might need them after the night you've had. 717 00:36:04,157 --> 00:36:05,535 On the house. 718 00:36:05,535 --> 00:36:08,709 ♪ 719 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,420 Have a good night. 720 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,923 - Say thank you, he's going. 721 00:36:11,923 --> 00:36:14,136 LARRY: Um, hey, hey, Chester? 722 00:36:14,136 --> 00:36:16,015 ♪ 723 00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:20,440 Thanks, man, this is-- it's really nice. 724 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,570 And... listen, 725 00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:24,197 I'm sorry again about... 726 00:36:26,035 --> 00:36:27,537 - Calling the cops? 727 00:36:27,537 --> 00:36:28,957 Punching me in the face? 728 00:36:28,957 --> 00:36:30,836 (ding) 729 00:36:30,836 --> 00:36:33,215 Don't worry about it. 730 00:36:33,215 --> 00:36:35,846 - Okay. Uh... 731 00:36:35,846 --> 00:36:38,602 Hey, why don't we join you for a drink? 732 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:41,231 - Nah, it's late. 733 00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:42,818 - Come on, dude, just one drink. 734 00:36:46,701 --> 00:36:48,956 - All right, one drink! 735 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:51,126 Just one, though, not two. 736 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,253 Maybe nine. 737 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,548 (Chester chuckles) 738 00:36:53,548 --> 00:36:54,842 I'm just fucking with you. 739 00:36:54,842 --> 00:36:56,095 We could have 12 if you want, 740 00:36:56,095 --> 00:36:57,556 I'm all set up. 741 00:36:57,556 --> 00:36:58,976 All right. 742 00:36:58,976 --> 00:37:00,604 You want to meet there? 743 00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:02,440 (upbeat music) 744 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,240 Aw, so you had to leave him. - Yeah. 745 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,203 Hercules had to stay with our mom. 746 00:37:08,203 --> 00:37:10,081 It wasn't very zen out there. 747 00:37:10,081 --> 00:37:14,590 I was basically the least zen person in Tibet. 748 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:17,012 - I've never been much for meditation. 749 00:37:17,012 --> 00:37:20,268 I had an ex try to steal my mind once, 750 00:37:20,268 --> 00:37:22,773 so I had to steal her body. 751 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,861 (noisy sucking) 752 00:37:24,861 --> 00:37:29,662 ♪ 753 00:37:29,662 --> 00:37:31,040 It was a joke. 754 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,542 Come on, guys, lighten up! 755 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,504 I just watched her dog last week. 756 00:37:34,504 --> 00:37:36,467 She's a big bitch. 757 00:37:36,467 --> 00:37:38,345 Dog was fat, too. 758 00:37:38,345 --> 00:37:41,770 (chuckling) 759 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:44,107 - So are you ever serious, or... 760 00:37:44,107 --> 00:37:45,903 - Oh boy, the doctor's in. 761 00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,907 Let me just lay on the couch. 762 00:37:47,907 --> 00:37:51,163 I'll take two hand jobs and call you in the morning. 763 00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:53,292 - The structure of that joke doesn't even make sense. 764 00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:54,921 Like, if I'm the doctor, I should be the one 765 00:37:54,921 --> 00:37:56,925 prescribing the hand jobs. 766 00:37:56,925 --> 00:37:59,429 ♪ 767 00:37:59,429 --> 00:38:01,810 (chuckling) 768 00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:05,316 ♪ 769 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,153 - Now we're getting somewhere. 770 00:38:07,153 --> 00:38:09,951 ♪ 771 00:38:09,951 --> 00:38:11,704 So what's this guy's deal, Rach? 772 00:38:11,704 --> 00:38:15,461 Has he always been, you know, uptight? 773 00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:18,392 RACHEL: Oh, you should have seen him when he was a kid. 774 00:38:18,392 --> 00:38:21,766 He was the funniest, happiest little guy. 775 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,038 Couldn't go two minutes without laughing. 776 00:38:24,038 --> 00:38:26,441 And everyone adored him. 777 00:38:26,441 --> 00:38:28,279 - So what happened to him? 778 00:38:30,324 --> 00:38:31,578 - Well, that Larry is still there, 779 00:38:31,578 --> 00:38:32,830 it's just that I'm the only one 780 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:34,959 that gets to see it sometimes. 781 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:37,840 - Or maybe he's just an asshole. 782 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,428 RACHEL: [giggling] Maybe. 783 00:38:40,428 --> 00:38:44,854 ♪ 784 00:38:44,854 --> 00:38:46,481 Uh-- oh! 785 00:38:46,481 --> 00:38:48,360 ♪ 786 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,489 Whoa! He got it. 787 00:38:50,489 --> 00:38:52,202 CHESTER: Okay, you two. 788 00:38:52,202 --> 00:38:55,584 I wish I had that kind of closeness with somebody. 789 00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:57,630 - So what is your story, Chester? 790 00:38:57,630 --> 00:39:00,092 ♪ 791 00:39:00,092 --> 00:39:02,096 - No story. 792 00:39:02,096 --> 00:39:05,562 I'm just a good-time guy. 793 00:39:05,562 --> 00:39:08,317 A few drinks, a few laughs. 794 00:39:08,317 --> 00:39:11,741 I'm a maker of cocktails 795 00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:15,624 and a purveyor of jokes. 796 00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,630 To be honest, I'm not fucked up at all. 797 00:39:21,636 --> 00:39:22,972 To new friends. 798 00:39:24,892 --> 00:39:27,480 ♪ We'll be holding hands 799 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:33,242 until the end of time ♪ 800 00:39:33,242 --> 00:39:34,244 (Larry sighs) 801 00:39:34,244 --> 00:39:36,624 This is a very special batch. 802 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,547 LARRY: No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't do another one. 803 00:39:39,547 --> 00:39:41,508 No, no, no, no! 804 00:39:41,508 --> 00:39:45,141 (soft music) 805 00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:49,149 - So what's the real story with this wedding, man? 806 00:39:49,149 --> 00:39:51,988 - Uh... like, how do you mean? 807 00:39:51,988 --> 00:39:54,534 ♪ 808 00:39:54,534 --> 00:39:57,791 - You got a real heaviness about you. 809 00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:01,423 Your aura is all fumbled. 810 00:40:01,423 --> 00:40:05,264 Feel like you're dying to let something out. 811 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:08,563 Level with me. 812 00:40:08,563 --> 00:40:11,819 - It's just... it's just this girl. 813 00:40:11,819 --> 00:40:15,451 ♪ 814 00:40:15,451 --> 00:40:16,954 - What's her name? 815 00:40:16,954 --> 00:40:20,587 ♪ 816 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,215 - Cindy Hughes. 817 00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:27,058 ♪ 818 00:40:28,268 --> 00:40:31,191 She's the only girl I ever wanted to marry. 819 00:40:31,191 --> 00:40:33,320 ♪ 820 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:38,080 But she dumped me 821 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,209 the day before I was gonna propose. 822 00:40:40,209 --> 00:40:43,173 ♪ 823 00:40:43,173 --> 00:40:45,720 And now, she's getting married tomorrow. 824 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,100 ♪ 825 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,436 - Who's she marrying? 826 00:40:49,436 --> 00:40:53,318 - Pfft, you're never gonna believe this. 827 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:54,864 My first cousin. 828 00:40:56,826 --> 00:40:57,995 You know, I keep wondering, 829 00:40:57,995 --> 00:40:59,999 like, what's more humiliating: 830 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:05,217 to go and know that everyone knows 831 00:41:05,217 --> 00:41:07,598 or to not go, 832 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,352 knowing that everyone there is gonna be 833 00:41:10,352 --> 00:41:12,816 secretly laughing at me? 834 00:41:12,816 --> 00:41:15,112 ♪ 835 00:41:15,112 --> 00:41:20,122 - What you need to do is have the last laugh. 836 00:41:20,122 --> 00:41:22,376 That's the end game, man. 837 00:41:22,376 --> 00:41:25,884 ♪ 838 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:29,642 That's how the loser... wins. 839 00:41:29,642 --> 00:41:34,150 ♪ 840 00:41:34,150 --> 00:41:36,530 LARRY: You know, 841 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:39,160 actually I was thinking about doing something. 842 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,666 ♪ 843 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:45,881 After Cindy dumped me, 844 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:49,222 I wrote the letter to end all letters. 845 00:41:49,222 --> 00:41:51,268 ♪ 846 00:41:51,268 --> 00:41:53,648 Just never had the guts to give it to her, 847 00:41:53,648 --> 00:41:55,902 but tomorrow, 848 00:41:55,902 --> 00:41:57,906 tomorrow I will. 849 00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,286 Right before she says, "I do." 850 00:42:00,286 --> 00:42:05,630 ♪ 851 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,383 - Can I see it? 852 00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:08,385 - Mm-mm. 853 00:42:08,385 --> 00:42:10,807 - Come on, Larry, let me see it. 854 00:42:10,807 --> 00:42:14,314 We're having a moment here, Larry. 855 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,900 Come on, Larry, let me see it. 856 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,575 You're never gonna see me again. 857 00:42:19,575 --> 00:42:22,581 I'll tell you if I think you... 858 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:24,585 captured the right energy. 859 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:27,549 ♪ 860 00:42:27,549 --> 00:42:29,887 - I've never let anyone read it. 861 00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:31,557 Not even Rachel. 862 00:42:31,557 --> 00:42:37,443 ♪ 863 00:42:41,661 --> 00:42:45,794 - "Dear Cindy, words are really not my thing. 864 00:42:45,794 --> 00:42:48,966 Cindy, I love you, I've never loved anyone..." 865 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:54,477 ♪ 866 00:42:54,477 --> 00:42:56,231 Ah, I love you, Lar. 867 00:42:56,231 --> 00:43:02,118 ♪ 868 00:43:02,118 --> 00:43:05,959 That's fucking beautiful, man. 869 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,879 It's gonna crucify her. 870 00:43:07,879 --> 00:43:10,969 ♪ 871 00:43:10,969 --> 00:43:12,096 - What time is it? 872 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:16,605 - Uh, I don't know, it's late. 873 00:43:16,605 --> 00:43:20,195 - Well, uh, bedtime for Bonzo. 874 00:43:20,195 --> 00:43:23,745 - Yeah, I should probably be getting back to the desk. 875 00:43:23,745 --> 00:43:25,957 Who knows how many customers I've missed. 876 00:43:25,957 --> 00:43:28,629 - All right, good night. 877 00:43:28,629 --> 00:43:29,882 CHESTER: Oh, wait one sec. 878 00:43:29,882 --> 00:43:32,011 I need to get a picture of you, can you come here? 879 00:43:32,011 --> 00:43:33,639 RACHEL: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 880 00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:35,142 I look like a scrub muffin. 881 00:43:35,142 --> 00:43:37,021 CHESTER: Shut up, you look amazing. 882 00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:39,484 Smile, babies. 883 00:43:39,484 --> 00:43:41,529 (camera clicks) 884 00:43:41,529 --> 00:43:43,492 RACHEL: Okay, all right. 885 00:43:43,492 --> 00:43:44,410 Good night. 886 00:43:44,410 --> 00:43:46,247 - That's a great picture of me. 887 00:43:46,247 --> 00:43:49,295 - But... just... 888 00:43:49,295 --> 00:43:51,382 CHESTER: Good night, Lar-Bear. 889 00:43:55,265 --> 00:43:58,021 (gentle music) 890 00:43:58,021 --> 00:44:00,652 ♪ 891 00:44:00,652 --> 00:44:03,156 FAKE CINDY: I love you, Larry. 892 00:44:03,156 --> 00:44:09,043 ♪ 893 00:44:19,565 --> 00:44:22,152 (music darkening) 894 00:44:22,152 --> 00:44:25,325 ♪ 895 00:44:25,325 --> 00:44:26,579 (dramatic beat) 896 00:44:26,579 --> 00:44:32,549 ♪ 897 00:44:48,831 --> 00:44:51,587 GERRY: What... the fuck?! 898 00:44:53,716 --> 00:44:56,346 What the hell, come on, no! 899 00:44:56,346 --> 00:44:58,726 (Gerry shouting) 900 00:44:58,726 --> 00:45:00,062 [shouting] Jesus! 901 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,738 [sobbing] Who would do this to you? 902 00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:06,700 [shouting] Who would do this to you? 903 00:45:09,246 --> 00:45:10,625 (Gerry grunts) 904 00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:15,467 (Gerry whimpering) 905 00:45:18,223 --> 00:45:20,979 (Gerry shouting in agony) 906 00:45:22,106 --> 00:45:23,985 - Who is-- oh, ah. - Jesus. 907 00:45:23,985 --> 00:45:26,573 GERRY: Oh, no, Betty! - Who is this guy? 908 00:45:26,573 --> 00:45:29,746 LARRY: He's just this biker guy. - Betty, no! 909 00:45:29,746 --> 00:45:32,376 - It looks like Chester went too far this time. 910 00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:35,416 GERRY: [whimpering] Who would-- who would do this to you? 911 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,136 Not-- not Betty! 912 00:45:37,136 --> 00:45:38,823 You goddamn son of a bitch! 913 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:40,893 - Is there a problem, Gerald? 914 00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:42,271 - I swear to fucking Christ, 915 00:45:42,271 --> 00:45:44,651 I'm gonna tear someone's fucking head off. 916 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:49,661 - Oh, someone put a crotch on your crotch rocket. 917 00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:56,215 - Did you do this? 918 00:45:58,888 --> 00:46:00,600 You think this is funny? 919 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,021 - Oh, at least you won't mix it up with anyone else. 920 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:04,273 - (gasps) - Jesus. 921 00:46:04,273 --> 00:46:05,400 (grunting) 922 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,404 - Not funny, man. RACHEL: Guys. 923 00:46:07,404 --> 00:46:08,616 GERRY: Fuck you! RACHEL: Guys, guys, stop it. 924 00:46:08,616 --> 00:46:09,283 GERRY: Who would do this? 925 00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:11,037 - Can we just talk about this? 926 00:46:11,037 --> 00:46:13,416 - You want some of this, little man? 927 00:46:18,134 --> 00:46:19,805 I'm gonna cut you up, man. 928 00:46:19,805 --> 00:46:22,309 (grunting) 929 00:46:22,309 --> 00:46:24,188 - What's he doing? 930 00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:27,654 (grunting) 931 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:30,660 (tense music) 932 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:32,162 - Chester. 933 00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:35,962 ♪ 934 00:46:35,962 --> 00:46:38,174 - [shouting] I... was... just... 935 00:46:38,174 --> 00:46:40,763 fucking... with... you! 936 00:46:40,763 --> 00:46:42,934 (Gerry whining in pain) 937 00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:45,188 [concerned] Oh man, oh man, oh man. 938 00:46:45,188 --> 00:46:49,071 ♪ 939 00:46:49,071 --> 00:46:50,448 (groaning) 940 00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:52,704 Gerald, are you okay? 941 00:46:52,704 --> 00:46:54,290 (groaning) 942 00:46:54,290 --> 00:46:56,795 ♪ 943 00:46:56,795 --> 00:46:59,718 Gerald, things got carried away, man. 944 00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:01,555 Are you okay, man? 945 00:47:01,555 --> 00:47:02,974 (groaning) 946 00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:05,312 Are you okay? 947 00:47:05,312 --> 00:47:06,607 You okay? 948 00:47:06,607 --> 00:47:08,569 You okay, man? 949 00:47:08,569 --> 00:47:10,197 (Gerry whimpering) 950 00:47:10,197 --> 00:47:13,621 GERRY: Please, Chester, please. 951 00:47:13,621 --> 00:47:16,000 - You need to learn to take a joke. 952 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,256 (squishing, Gerry screaming) 953 00:47:19,256 --> 00:47:20,443 ♪ 954 00:47:20,443 --> 00:47:22,030 - Chester. 955 00:47:22,030 --> 00:47:24,851 ♪ 956 00:47:24,851 --> 00:47:26,688 CHESTER: [concerned] You okay, Gerald? 957 00:47:26,688 --> 00:47:29,068 Are you okay? 958 00:47:29,068 --> 00:47:33,201 You guys, I don't think he's all right. 959 00:47:33,201 --> 00:47:35,205 Gerald, Gerald! 960 00:47:35,205 --> 00:47:36,232 RACHEL: What happened? 961 00:47:36,232 --> 00:47:38,503 CHESTER: Oh, no. 962 00:47:38,503 --> 00:47:39,881 Oh! 963 00:47:39,881 --> 00:47:41,635 Oh, fuck, no. 964 00:47:46,018 --> 00:47:47,647 He had a knife. 965 00:47:47,647 --> 00:47:48,899 You saw, right? 966 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,402 He was gonna kill me. 967 00:47:50,402 --> 00:47:51,487 Gerald! 968 00:47:54,786 --> 00:47:56,790 He's dead. 969 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,505 I killed him. 970 00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:04,764 Holy fuck, I fucking killed someone. 971 00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,354 - We have to call the police. 972 00:48:08,354 --> 00:48:09,899 - No. 973 00:48:12,154 --> 00:48:13,657 - Everything's gonna be all right. 974 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:14,993 - No, it won't. 975 00:48:17,539 --> 00:48:19,043 I'll take care of it. 976 00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:21,172 (tense music) 977 00:48:21,172 --> 00:48:22,258 LARRY: What are you-- 978 00:48:22,258 --> 00:48:24,261 what-- what are you doing? 979 00:48:24,261 --> 00:48:27,309 (Larry and Rachel pleading no) 980 00:48:27,309 --> 00:48:29,021 - I'll call. 981 00:48:29,021 --> 00:48:30,190 ♪ 982 00:48:30,190 --> 00:48:32,570 (relieved sighs) 983 00:48:32,570 --> 00:48:36,077 Once I make this phone call, it's gonna change my life. 984 00:48:36,077 --> 00:48:39,834 Larry, can I ask you to do something for me? 985 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,420 - O-okay. 986 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:45,261 - Will you go get me some vodka? 987 00:48:45,261 --> 00:48:47,307 ♪ 988 00:48:47,307 --> 00:48:49,061 - Some vodka? 989 00:48:49,061 --> 00:48:51,065 Okay, okay. 990 00:48:51,065 --> 00:48:52,693 ♪ 991 00:48:52,693 --> 00:48:55,532 - One last drink before the long walk. 992 00:48:55,532 --> 00:48:58,580 ♪ 993 00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:01,419 - All right, okay. 994 00:49:01,419 --> 00:49:02,964 (panting) 995 00:49:02,964 --> 00:49:06,470 (Chester dialing phone) 996 00:49:06,470 --> 00:49:09,476 (phone ringing) 997 00:49:09,476 --> 00:49:11,815 CHESTER: Hello, Sheriff's Department? 998 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:15,363 There's been a tragedy at the Pink Motel. 999 00:49:15,363 --> 00:49:17,200 My friend is dead. 1000 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,581 ♪ 1001 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,751 [sobbing] It was an accident. 1002 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:24,966 ♪ 1003 00:49:24,966 --> 00:49:27,680 (Larry and Rachel panting) 1004 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,433 LARRY: Holy shit, I can't believe 1005 00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:31,061 what the hell is happening right now. 1006 00:49:31,061 --> 00:49:32,189 - We have to call the cops. 1007 00:49:32,189 --> 00:49:33,984 LARRY: Huh? - Now. 1008 00:49:33,984 --> 00:49:36,363 - He said that he was calling them already. 1009 00:49:36,363 --> 00:49:38,827 - You think he really made that call? 1010 00:49:38,827 --> 00:49:40,623 - I don't know. I don't know. 1011 00:49:40,623 --> 00:49:42,125 - Give me your phone. - Huh? 1012 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,589 - Give me your phone. - Right. 1013 00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:45,758 - God, come on. 1014 00:49:45,758 --> 00:49:47,469 - Call, call, call, call, call. - I am, I am. 1015 00:49:47,469 --> 00:49:48,387 (phone ringing) 1016 00:49:48,387 --> 00:49:49,641 OPERATOR: 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 1017 00:49:49,641 --> 00:49:50,893 - Hello, hi, uh, yeah, 1018 00:49:50,893 --> 00:49:52,980 I'm calling from the Pink Motel and Lounge. 1019 00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,901 - I wanted to report-- OPERATOR: Um, yes, 1020 00:49:54,901 --> 00:49:56,487 the sheriff's already on his way. 1021 00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:57,782 Are you currently in danger? 1022 00:49:57,782 --> 00:50:00,537 RACHEL: No, not this second, no, but, um, uh, 1023 00:50:00,537 --> 00:50:03,417 can you just make sure that he--he's quick? 1024 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:04,754 OPERATOR: Yes, I'll let him know. 1025 00:50:04,754 --> 00:50:06,006 - Okay, thank you. 1026 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:08,762 I guess you were right, he, uh, he made the call. 1027 00:50:08,762 --> 00:50:09,847 What are you doing? 1028 00:50:09,847 --> 00:50:12,352 - I'm-- I'm-- I'm getting him that-- that vodka. 1029 00:50:12,352 --> 00:50:13,521 RACHEL: What? 1030 00:50:14,649 --> 00:50:17,362 (dramatic music) 1031 00:50:17,362 --> 00:50:18,281 (gasps) 1032 00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:20,535 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 1033 00:50:20,535 --> 00:50:21,537 (eagle screeching) 1034 00:50:21,537 --> 00:50:24,001 - Looks like it's Johnny and Sherrie. 1035 00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:25,629 (tense music) 1036 00:50:25,629 --> 00:50:31,056 ♪ 1037 00:50:31,056 --> 00:50:33,812 Now I know you're probably thinking 1038 00:50:33,812 --> 00:50:36,818 this elderly couple was horrendously murdered 1039 00:50:36,818 --> 00:50:39,281 in the motel that they owned and operate. 1040 00:50:39,281 --> 00:50:40,909 (glass shattering) 1041 00:50:40,909 --> 00:50:43,707 And you're right, they were. 1042 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,460 But not by me. 1043 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:47,297 ♪ 1044 00:50:47,297 --> 00:50:48,299 (clattering) 1045 00:50:48,299 --> 00:50:52,057 Turns out Johnny here was a world-class pervert. 1046 00:50:52,057 --> 00:50:53,810 JOHNNY: I like to watch 'em fuck. 1047 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:56,900 - He had hidden cameras installed in every room. 1048 00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,027 (glass shattering) 1049 00:50:58,027 --> 00:50:59,697 JOHNNY: Dumb fucks don't know I'm watching. 1050 00:50:59,697 --> 00:51:01,283 - And he was getting away with it for years 1051 00:51:01,283 --> 00:51:02,912 until good old Chester came along 1052 00:51:02,912 --> 00:51:07,087 and realized that something was rotten in the state of Denmark. 1053 00:51:07,087 --> 00:51:08,590 I figured it out! 1054 00:51:08,590 --> 00:51:10,552 ♪ 1055 00:51:10,552 --> 00:51:11,721 So I confronted him about it! 1056 00:51:11,721 --> 00:51:13,474 SHERRIE: You're a bad man, John! 1057 00:51:13,474 --> 00:51:16,564 CHESTER: And when I did, Sherrie felt the years of betrayal 1058 00:51:16,564 --> 00:51:19,069 of not knowing that her husband was a pervert 1059 00:51:19,069 --> 00:51:20,739 and she took out a knife. 1060 00:51:20,739 --> 00:51:22,117 SHERRIE: I'm gonna kill you! 1061 00:51:22,117 --> 00:51:23,620 - And she started stabbing Johnny. 1062 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,456 JOHNNY: Not if I kill you first, bitch! 1063 00:51:25,456 --> 00:51:27,335 - And he started strangling her. 1064 00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:29,256 And there they were, both of them, 1065 00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:33,598 intertwined in this... embrace of death. 1066 00:51:33,598 --> 00:51:36,688 ♪ 1067 00:51:36,688 --> 00:51:37,940 Killing each other. 1068 00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:40,111 (Johnny and Sherrie screaming) 1069 00:51:40,111 --> 00:51:41,823 ♪ 1070 00:51:41,823 --> 00:51:43,952 It was the most honest expression of marriage 1071 00:51:43,952 --> 00:51:46,248 I've ever seen in my life. 1072 00:51:50,632 --> 00:51:54,389 But you gotta believe I didn't have anything to do with it. 1073 00:51:56,728 --> 00:51:58,147 Do you believe me? 1074 00:51:58,147 --> 00:52:00,401 (breathing anxiously) 1075 00:52:01,528 --> 00:52:03,909 - Yeah, I believe you, Chester. 1076 00:52:06,288 --> 00:52:08,794 Let's get you that drink, huh? 1077 00:52:08,794 --> 00:52:11,883 - I knew there was a reason I liked this girl. 1078 00:52:18,229 --> 00:52:19,732 RACHEL: Shots all around. 1079 00:52:21,485 --> 00:52:25,284 Well, you're not gonna make me drink this by myself. 1080 00:52:25,284 --> 00:52:26,913 Hmm? 1081 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,669 (shot glass clanks) 1082 00:52:31,673 --> 00:52:33,133 - I was right. 1083 00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:35,054 What was it that Gerald said? 1084 00:52:35,054 --> 00:52:38,060 It's rude to leave a drink that... 1085 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:39,814 someone poured for you. 1086 00:52:41,943 --> 00:52:45,533 Oh, by the way, you never told me your sister's name. 1087 00:52:45,533 --> 00:52:48,205 I looked on your Facebook page. 1088 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:50,711 (bottle shatters) 1089 00:52:50,711 --> 00:52:52,171 - [shouting] Run! 1090 00:52:52,171 --> 00:52:54,009 (tense music) 1091 00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:56,054 LARRY: Fuck, my keys are in the room. 1092 00:52:56,054 --> 00:52:57,558 RACHEL: Mine too. 1093 00:52:57,558 --> 00:52:59,311 LARRY: My room, my room. 1094 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:00,814 RACHEL: Over here. 1095 00:53:00,814 --> 00:53:03,193 Oh my God. 1096 00:53:03,193 --> 00:53:05,031 LARRY: Fuck, where the fuck are they? 1097 00:53:05,031 --> 00:53:06,659 RACHEL: How am I supposed to know? 1098 00:53:06,659 --> 00:53:08,078 ♪ 1099 00:53:08,078 --> 00:53:09,790 LARRY: Fuck. RACHEL: No! 1100 00:53:09,790 --> 00:53:11,418 Oh, shit. 1101 00:53:11,418 --> 00:53:12,462 (tapping on glass) 1102 00:53:12,462 --> 00:53:14,174 Oh my God, oh my God! 1103 00:53:14,174 --> 00:53:15,594 ♪ 1104 00:53:15,594 --> 00:53:18,349 (Rachel whimpering) 1105 00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:19,810 LARRY: No, no, no, no, no. 1106 00:53:19,810 --> 00:53:21,104 RACHEL: What are you doing? 1107 00:53:21,104 --> 00:53:22,733 (grunting) 1108 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,235 (door locks) 1109 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:29,872 ♪ 1110 00:53:29,872 --> 00:53:32,210 - What? 1111 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,381 - He's still there. 1112 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:35,550 (sighs) 1113 00:53:35,550 --> 00:53:38,097 ♪ 1114 00:53:38,097 --> 00:53:39,182 RACHEL: Oh, God. 1115 00:53:39,182 --> 00:53:41,103 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 1116 00:53:41,103 --> 00:53:42,606 (panting) 1117 00:53:42,606 --> 00:53:44,234 (Chester laughing) 1118 00:53:44,234 --> 00:53:46,488 (police siren wailing) 1119 00:53:46,488 --> 00:53:51,123 ♪ 1120 00:53:53,210 --> 00:53:54,337 - Oh, God. 1121 00:53:54,337 --> 00:54:00,266 ♪ 1122 00:54:09,492 --> 00:54:10,996 RACHEL: We have to warn the sheriff. 1123 00:54:10,996 --> 00:54:13,167 - Fuck that, that sheriff hates me. 1124 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:17,467 ♪ 1125 00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:18,762 - Sheriff, you have to help us! 1126 00:54:18,762 --> 00:54:20,139 - Don't move. 1127 00:54:20,139 --> 00:54:21,726 - What? No. 1128 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:24,272 No, no, no, it's just us from before, remember? 1129 00:54:24,272 --> 00:54:26,526 - The two of you on the ground now. 1130 00:54:26,526 --> 00:54:28,238 - You-- you don't understand. 1131 00:54:28,238 --> 00:54:29,157 He is crazy. 1132 00:54:29,157 --> 00:54:31,913 - All right, you've got to the count of three. 1133 00:54:31,913 --> 00:54:34,125 One. 1134 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,127 Two. 1135 00:54:35,127 --> 00:54:36,547 LARRY: Okay. - Three. 1136 00:54:36,547 --> 00:54:38,760 CHESTER: Thank you for coming, Sheriff. 1137 00:54:40,429 --> 00:54:42,643 - My God, sir, are you all right? 1138 00:54:42,643 --> 00:54:43,519 What happened? 1139 00:54:43,519 --> 00:54:45,774 - She hit me in the head with a bottle. 1140 00:54:45,774 --> 00:54:46,818 (whimpering in pain) 1141 00:54:49,573 --> 00:54:53,455 - Did you hit him in the head with a bottle? 1142 00:54:53,455 --> 00:54:54,959 - Yes. 1143 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,965 But... he killed those people in the diner, 1144 00:54:57,965 --> 00:55:00,804 and-- and he killed a guy, the body's just-- 1145 00:55:00,804 --> 00:55:03,142 (tense music) 1146 00:55:03,142 --> 00:55:04,937 - God damn it. 1147 00:55:04,937 --> 00:55:06,189 - Oh, God. 1148 00:55:06,189 --> 00:55:07,441 - I knew it was a bad idea 1149 00:55:07,441 --> 00:55:08,778 not to take you in earlier. 1150 00:55:08,778 --> 00:55:10,072 Face down. 1151 00:55:10,072 --> 00:55:13,328 Right now, on the ground, now! 1152 00:55:13,328 --> 00:55:15,457 LARRY: Officer, it wasn't us. 1153 00:55:15,457 --> 00:55:16,836 SHERIFF: I'm taking you in for aiding 1154 00:55:16,836 --> 00:55:18,172 and abetting an idiot. 1155 00:55:18,172 --> 00:55:20,467 (Rachel groaning in pain) 1156 00:55:20,467 --> 00:55:22,180 (cheerful ding) 1157 00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,350 Hey, hey, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! 1158 00:55:24,350 --> 00:55:25,186 RACHEL: Larry! 1159 00:55:25,186 --> 00:55:26,229 (Larry screaming) 1160 00:55:26,229 --> 00:55:27,190 (taser zapping) 1161 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:28,192 [shouting] RACHEL: Larry! 1162 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:29,360 Stop it, stop! 1163 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,487 Please stop! 1164 00:55:30,487 --> 00:55:31,699 (Larry convulsing) 1165 00:55:35,331 --> 00:55:38,378 (laughing) 1166 00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:40,592 - What are you laughing at? 1167 00:55:40,592 --> 00:55:43,472 - I'm just fuckin' with you. 1168 00:55:43,472 --> 00:55:45,434 That was priceless. 1169 00:55:45,434 --> 00:55:46,562 - What are you talking about? 1170 00:55:46,562 --> 00:55:47,856 - I mean, it took a lot of work 1171 00:55:47,856 --> 00:55:48,816 to set this up. 1172 00:55:48,816 --> 00:55:50,486 - I told you, he's a psycho! 1173 00:55:50,486 --> 00:55:51,363 - Hey, shut up. 1174 00:55:51,363 --> 00:55:53,367 You're gonna get your chance, all right? 1175 00:55:53,367 --> 00:55:54,703 (choking) 1176 00:55:54,703 --> 00:55:56,958 (dramatic music) 1177 00:55:56,958 --> 00:55:59,003 (gagging) 1178 00:55:59,003 --> 00:56:01,634 ♪ 1179 00:56:01,634 --> 00:56:03,262 - Sheriff, are you okay? 1180 00:56:03,262 --> 00:56:04,890 Are you okay, Sheriff? 1181 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:07,395 Are you okay, are you okay? 1182 00:56:07,395 --> 00:56:08,146 Are you okay? 1183 00:56:08,146 --> 00:56:10,276 Sheriff, Sheriff, I'll help you. 1184 00:56:10,276 --> 00:56:11,737 You're okay, man. 1185 00:56:11,737 --> 00:56:12,906 (Sheriff gagging) 1186 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:15,035 Sheriff, are you okay? 1187 00:56:15,035 --> 00:56:16,121 It's okay. 1188 00:56:16,121 --> 00:56:18,542 It's okay, it's okay. 1189 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,298 It's all right, it's gonna be okay. 1190 00:56:21,298 --> 00:56:24,387 It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay. 1191 00:56:24,387 --> 00:56:27,644 (gasping) 1192 00:56:27,644 --> 00:56:30,024 Well, I never killed anyone like that before. 1193 00:56:31,401 --> 00:56:33,405 Larry, you gotta see this-- 1194 00:56:33,405 --> 00:56:35,492 ♪ 1195 00:56:35,492 --> 00:56:37,538 (laughing) 1196 00:56:41,171 --> 00:56:42,381 RACHEL: Get up, Larry. 1197 00:56:42,381 --> 00:56:43,425 (Chester whistling) 1198 00:56:43,425 --> 00:56:44,260 (taser zapping) 1199 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:46,056 What the fuck are you doing? 1200 00:56:46,056 --> 00:56:48,770 - My bad. RACHEL: Larry, Larry, get up! 1201 00:56:48,770 --> 00:56:50,565 Larry, get up. - Well, Larry, I'm sorry. 1202 00:56:50,565 --> 00:56:52,526 This trigger's loose, man. 1203 00:56:52,526 --> 00:56:54,280 (Larry panting) 1204 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,825 - Leave him alone! 1205 00:56:55,825 --> 00:56:57,453 (whistling, zapping) 1206 00:56:57,453 --> 00:56:59,207 [screaming] Stop it, stop it! 1207 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:01,336 - No, you stop it! 1208 00:57:01,336 --> 00:57:02,421 RACHEL: Leave him alone. 1209 00:57:02,421 --> 00:57:03,465 - Larry, can I help you 1210 00:57:03,465 --> 00:57:04,927 to the car, man? 1211 00:57:04,927 --> 00:57:07,557 Here, I'll open the door for you. 1212 00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:09,561 (Larry groaning) 1213 00:57:09,561 --> 00:57:10,939 Larry. 1214 00:57:10,939 --> 00:57:14,905 (Larry groaning) 1215 00:57:19,581 --> 00:57:20,583 (zapping) 1216 00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:23,463 RACHEL: No! Stop! 1217 00:57:23,463 --> 00:57:24,716 (door closes) 1218 00:57:24,716 --> 00:57:26,720 (tense music) 1219 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:32,691 ♪ 1220 00:57:35,362 --> 00:57:36,489 (whimpering) 1221 00:57:36,489 --> 00:57:38,326 CHESTER: Now you. 1222 00:57:38,326 --> 00:57:43,128 ♪ 1223 00:57:43,128 --> 00:57:46,342 (Rachel breathing heavily) 1224 00:57:46,342 --> 00:57:48,472 ♪ 1225 00:57:48,472 --> 00:57:49,975 - Oh, God, please. 1226 00:57:49,975 --> 00:57:54,317 ♪ 1227 00:57:54,317 --> 00:57:56,362 CHESTER: Bang! (screams) 1228 00:57:56,362 --> 00:57:58,492 ♪ 1229 00:57:58,492 --> 00:58:00,245 [no audio] 1230 00:58:00,245 --> 00:58:05,840 ♪ 1231 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,384 - Please. 1232 00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:11,518 ♪ 1233 00:58:11,518 --> 00:58:14,023 (sobbing) 1234 00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:17,029 ♪ 1235 00:58:17,029 --> 00:58:18,365 No. 1236 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:20,536 (whimpering) 1237 00:58:20,536 --> 00:58:26,422 ♪ 1238 00:58:30,765 --> 00:58:34,272 (knife scraping glass) 1239 00:58:34,272 --> 00:58:39,407 ♪ 1240 00:58:39,407 --> 00:58:42,664 (Rachel sobbing) 1241 00:58:42,664 --> 00:58:48,551 ♪ 1242 00:58:48,551 --> 00:58:51,055 (music intensifying) 1243 00:58:51,055 --> 00:58:54,186 ♪ 1244 00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,654 - The surgery was a success. 1245 00:58:58,654 --> 00:59:00,282 RACHEL: [shouts] 1246 00:59:00,282 --> 00:59:02,202 Get the fuck away from me! 1247 00:59:02,202 --> 00:59:04,081 Get away! 1248 00:59:04,081 --> 00:59:05,710 - Rachel, where you going? 1249 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,729 I'm just trying to get you to the wedding on time. 1250 00:59:07,729 --> 00:59:09,551 You need your keys. 1251 00:59:09,551 --> 00:59:12,557 I'm trying to get you to the wedding on time. 1252 00:59:12,557 --> 00:59:14,645 (intense music) 1253 00:59:14,645 --> 00:59:20,573 ♪ 1254 00:59:23,411 --> 00:59:24,455 - Oh, God. 1255 00:59:24,455 --> 00:59:25,792 Larry, are you okay? 1256 00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:26,835 Oh, God. 1257 00:59:26,835 --> 00:59:27,712 Oh, my God. 1258 00:59:27,712 --> 00:59:29,423 (car starting) 1259 00:59:29,423 --> 00:59:31,344 LARRY: Go, go, go, go, go. RACHEL: Oh, my God. 1260 00:59:31,344 --> 00:59:33,599 LARRY: Go, go, go, go, go. 1261 00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:35,435 Go, go, go, go, go. 1262 00:59:35,435 --> 00:59:37,106 RACHEL: Are you okay? 1263 00:59:37,106 --> 00:59:38,483 Hey, hey. 1264 00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:40,988 ♪ 1265 00:59:40,988 --> 00:59:42,617 - Drive safe. 1266 00:59:42,617 --> 00:59:44,996 - Fuck you, Chester! - Go, go, go, go, go, go. 1267 00:59:44,996 --> 00:59:45,998 RACHEL: Oh God. 1268 00:59:45,998 --> 00:59:47,752 He's a fucking serial killer. 1269 00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:48,838 Oh, my God. 1270 00:59:48,838 --> 00:59:50,675 (loud bang) 1271 00:59:50,675 --> 00:59:52,344 What the fuck is that noise? 1272 00:59:52,344 --> 00:59:54,683 (party horns blowing) 1273 00:59:56,352 --> 00:59:57,605 What's happening? 1274 00:59:57,605 --> 00:59:59,233 Come on! 1275 00:59:59,233 --> 01:00:00,485 Oh, come on! 1276 01:00:00,485 --> 01:00:02,991 [whispering] What the fuck. 1277 01:00:02,991 --> 01:00:04,703 Oh, God, oh, God. 1278 01:00:04,703 --> 01:00:06,247 Come on, come on. 1279 01:00:06,247 --> 01:00:08,126 Oh, no, come on! 1280 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:10,464 (laughing) 1281 01:00:10,464 --> 01:00:12,594 (tense music) 1282 01:00:12,594 --> 01:00:14,765 Okay, okay. 1283 01:00:14,765 --> 01:00:17,144 (Chester laughing) 1284 01:00:17,144 --> 01:00:18,146 Larry, get out. 1285 01:00:18,146 --> 01:00:19,649 Come on, come on. 1286 01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:20,777 (Larry groaning) 1287 01:00:20,777 --> 01:00:22,279 RACHEL: I got you. - Oh my God. 1288 01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:24,533 I can't believe it fucking worked. 1289 01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:25,494 - Come on, Larry. 1290 01:00:25,494 --> 01:00:28,041 Oh, get up, Larry, get up! 1291 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:29,669 CHESTER: I'm on fire. 1292 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,799 (party horn blowing) 1293 01:00:31,799 --> 01:00:33,468 RACHEL: Oh, God, Larry! 1294 01:00:35,973 --> 01:00:37,267 - Go. 1295 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,021 (panting) 1296 01:00:39,021 --> 01:00:40,232 I'm sorry. 1297 01:00:40,232 --> 01:00:41,484 (party horn blowing) 1298 01:00:41,484 --> 01:00:43,154 CHESTER: Hey, guys, wait up! 1299 01:00:43,154 --> 01:00:45,033 - Go, go, go. 1300 01:00:45,033 --> 01:00:46,787 (Chester laughing) 1301 01:00:46,787 --> 01:00:48,916 LARRY: I'm sorry. 1302 01:00:54,803 --> 01:00:56,180 (eagle screeching) 1303 01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:58,142 (groaning) 1304 01:00:58,142 --> 01:01:00,021 [screaming] RACHEL: What the fuck are you giving him?! 1305 01:01:00,021 --> 01:01:01,692 - Laughing gas, of course. 1306 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:03,319 (laughing) 1307 01:01:06,785 --> 01:01:09,958 No, no, no, no, no, don't, no, no, no! 1308 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,045 - Don't you fucking move! 1309 01:01:12,045 --> 01:01:13,339 - No! 1310 01:01:13,339 --> 01:01:15,678 (shrieking) 1311 01:01:15,678 --> 01:01:17,557 [screaming] No! No, no. 1312 01:01:17,557 --> 01:01:20,061 (gun clicks) 1313 01:01:20,061 --> 01:01:21,773 One, two, three. 1314 01:01:21,773 --> 01:01:23,151 (groans, gun clicks) 1315 01:01:23,151 --> 01:01:24,445 Four. 1316 01:01:24,445 --> 01:01:25,447 - You fucking... 1317 01:01:25,447 --> 01:01:27,577 - Five. - ...monster! 1318 01:01:27,577 --> 01:01:28,579 - One more is six. 1319 01:01:28,579 --> 01:01:29,538 (gun clicks) 1320 01:01:29,538 --> 01:01:30,791 (gun clicking) 1321 01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:33,797 (frustrated screaming) 1322 01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:37,054 (grunting, coughing) 1323 01:01:37,054 --> 01:01:38,097 - Get off me! 1324 01:01:38,097 --> 01:01:41,312 - Get off me! ♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪ 1325 01:01:41,312 --> 01:01:45,236 ♪ Chester's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 1326 01:01:45,236 --> 01:01:47,115 (Rachel stops whimpering) 1327 01:01:47,115 --> 01:01:49,244 ♪ 1328 01:01:49,244 --> 01:01:51,499 [distorted] You should know by now, Rachel. 1329 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:54,129 I was just fucking with you. 1330 01:01:54,129 --> 01:01:59,724 ♪ 1331 01:02:03,356 --> 01:02:05,987 (crickets chirping) 1332 01:02:05,987 --> 01:02:09,368 (water lapping) 1333 01:02:09,368 --> 01:02:12,374 (eerie music) 1334 01:02:12,374 --> 01:02:18,344 ♪ 1335 01:02:38,384 --> 01:02:40,096 - Am I dead? 1336 01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:43,896 ♪ 1337 01:02:43,896 --> 01:02:46,777 (eagle screeching) 1338 01:02:46,777 --> 01:02:50,033 (King Harvest, "Dancing in the Moonlight") 1339 01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:55,920 ♪ 1340 01:03:01,305 --> 01:03:05,396 KING HARVEST: ♪ We get it almost every night ♪ 1341 01:03:05,396 --> 01:03:08,277 ♪ When that moon gets big and bright ♪ 1342 01:03:08,277 --> 01:03:11,952 ♪ It's supernatural delight ♪ 1343 01:03:11,952 --> 01:03:16,335 ♪ Everybody was dancing in the moonlight ♪ 1344 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,588 CHESTER: My friends, 1345 01:03:17,588 --> 01:03:20,553 our guest of honor is awake. 1346 01:03:20,553 --> 01:03:23,432 ♪ 1347 01:03:23,432 --> 01:03:25,270 Ladies and gentlemen, 1348 01:03:25,270 --> 01:03:29,444 Larry Adams! 1349 01:03:29,444 --> 01:03:32,534 Larry, if you fall in, 1350 01:03:32,534 --> 01:03:33,954 you're gonna drown. 1351 01:03:33,954 --> 01:03:35,666 You can't move your arms yet. 1352 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,419 It's too soon. 1353 01:03:37,419 --> 01:03:39,674 Just relax, my man. 1354 01:03:39,674 --> 01:03:41,177 I won't be able to save you. 1355 01:03:41,177 --> 01:03:42,470 I can't swim! 1356 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:43,932 (distorted noise) 1357 01:03:43,932 --> 01:03:44,851 - Who are you? 1358 01:03:44,851 --> 01:03:46,187 CHESTER: I am Judgment. 1359 01:03:46,187 --> 01:03:47,355 I am Wrath. 1360 01:03:47,355 --> 01:03:48,609 And you, Larry Adams, 1361 01:03:48,609 --> 01:03:50,361 have been judgmented. 1362 01:03:50,361 --> 01:03:52,490 - That's not a word. CHESTER: How do you know, Larry? 1363 01:03:52,490 --> 01:03:53,994 Do you have a thesaurus on that raft? 1364 01:03:53,994 --> 01:03:55,956 LARRY: I don't feel well. 1365 01:03:55,956 --> 01:03:57,000 God help me. 1366 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,379 CHESTER: God is helping you, Larry. 1367 01:03:59,379 --> 01:04:00,506 He loves you! 1368 01:04:00,506 --> 01:04:03,555 This is the way He wants you to be. 1369 01:04:03,555 --> 01:04:06,185 Welcome to my Hawaiian luau, Larry. 1370 01:04:06,185 --> 01:04:09,483 You are my guest of honor. 1371 01:04:09,483 --> 01:04:11,362 Here's your golden lei. 1372 01:04:11,362 --> 01:04:14,117 (eerie music) 1373 01:04:14,117 --> 01:04:16,121 Oh, God. 1374 01:04:16,121 --> 01:04:18,000 Listen, Larry. 1375 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,378 I'm not gonna lie to ya, 1376 01:04:19,378 --> 01:04:22,384 I gave you a mega dose of ayahuasca... 1377 01:04:22,384 --> 01:04:24,263 and some other things. 1378 01:04:24,263 --> 01:04:26,141 ♪ 1379 01:04:26,141 --> 01:04:29,774 You're gonna be feeling a little woozy. 1380 01:04:29,774 --> 01:04:32,237 ♪ 1381 01:04:32,237 --> 01:04:33,865 You okay, man? 1382 01:04:33,865 --> 01:04:35,619 - Who am I? 1383 01:04:35,619 --> 01:04:36,871 CHESTER: That's why we're all 1384 01:04:36,871 --> 01:04:38,124 gathered here tonight, 1385 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,295 to find out who you really are. 1386 01:04:40,295 --> 01:04:42,507 You're in a very safe space, man. 1387 01:04:42,507 --> 01:04:44,219 I'm a trained shaman. 1388 01:04:44,219 --> 01:04:45,723 LARRY: Where's Rachel? 1389 01:04:45,723 --> 01:04:47,768 - Oh, Rachel's fine, man. 1390 01:04:47,768 --> 01:04:49,856 She's just changing into her bathing suit. 1391 01:04:49,856 --> 01:04:51,609 [distorted] Perhaps we can go check on her. 1392 01:04:51,609 --> 01:04:54,406 [in a deep voice] Let's put the ceremony on pause. 1393 01:04:54,406 --> 01:04:55,909 [normal] Listen, Lar-Bear, 1394 01:04:55,909 --> 01:04:58,874 there's one more thing I need for you to do. 1395 01:04:58,874 --> 01:05:02,798 It's very important for your transition. 1396 01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:06,556 - Okay, what is it? 1397 01:05:06,556 --> 01:05:08,560 - You kinda fucked things up for me tonight, 1398 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,148 if I'm being honest. 1399 01:05:11,148 --> 01:05:12,902 I had a fun evening planned, 1400 01:05:12,902 --> 01:05:15,574 and then you came along. 1401 01:05:15,574 --> 01:05:18,955 You're the rarest of things. 1402 01:05:18,955 --> 01:05:20,709 - What do you mean? 1403 01:05:22,462 --> 01:05:23,840 - Understand this: 1404 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:27,430 You're a man completely devoid of a sense of humor. 1405 01:05:27,430 --> 01:05:31,063 You're a dour curmudgeon with a scorpion sting. 1406 01:05:36,156 --> 01:05:38,787 [distorted] You're the April Fool. 1407 01:05:38,787 --> 01:05:40,582 (piano music) 1408 01:05:40,582 --> 01:05:43,839 - I am. 1409 01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:45,174 I know I am. 1410 01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:47,345 - I want you to tell me, 1411 01:05:47,345 --> 01:05:50,226 in all your newfound, drug-addled glory, 1412 01:05:50,226 --> 01:05:51,813 who you really are. 1413 01:05:51,813 --> 01:05:54,610 Tell me who Larry Adams is. 1414 01:05:54,610 --> 01:05:58,117 Not the bullshit duality that you hide behind, 1415 01:05:58,117 --> 01:06:00,998 not the mask you present to the world, 1416 01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:03,502 but the real you. 1417 01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:05,465 The real you. 1418 01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:07,469 ♪ 1419 01:06:07,469 --> 01:06:08,680 - Okay. 1420 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,099 - Good boy. 1421 01:06:10,099 --> 01:06:13,982 ♪ 1422 01:06:13,982 --> 01:06:18,365 (eerie music) 1423 01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:21,455 (panting) 1424 01:06:21,455 --> 01:06:25,213 ♪ 1425 01:06:25,213 --> 01:06:26,633 What do you think? 1426 01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:28,511 On the bed? 1427 01:06:28,511 --> 01:06:30,223 - I don't know. 1428 01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:32,268 - Yeah, on the bed. 1429 01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:37,678 Sorry, I'm not much of a camera guy. 1430 01:06:37,678 --> 01:06:39,118 Okay. 1431 01:06:39,118 --> 01:06:40,535 ♪ 1432 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:42,790 - Okay, I'm ready, I think. 1433 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:48,175 - So, let the truth surge through you. 1434 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:49,637 (phone beeps) 1435 01:06:51,515 --> 01:06:56,024 Tell us both who you really... are. 1436 01:06:57,026 --> 01:06:59,657 [whispering] And action. 1437 01:07:01,744 --> 01:07:04,291 - I'm a troll. 1438 01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:06,545 (tranquil music) 1439 01:07:06,545 --> 01:07:08,633 I... 1440 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:11,430 Literally, I'm a troll. 1441 01:07:11,430 --> 01:07:16,774 ♪ 1442 01:07:16,774 --> 01:07:19,029 I mean, on the outside, I'm-- 1443 01:07:19,029 --> 01:07:23,537 I'm nice, I'm... meek, 1444 01:07:23,537 --> 01:07:26,794 I'm affable, 1445 01:07:26,794 --> 01:07:30,051 but on the inside, 1446 01:07:30,051 --> 01:07:33,683 my heart is full of bitterness. 1447 01:07:33,683 --> 01:07:37,691 ♪ 1448 01:07:37,691 --> 01:07:40,906 I've never fit in. 1449 01:07:40,906 --> 01:07:42,951 I'm on the other side of the glass, 1450 01:07:42,951 --> 01:07:44,287 always looking in. 1451 01:07:44,287 --> 01:07:48,212 CHESTER: This is fantastic, man. 1452 01:07:48,212 --> 01:07:50,717 Let it out. 1453 01:07:50,717 --> 01:07:52,596 Continue. 1454 01:07:52,596 --> 01:07:54,600 ♪ 1455 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,690 - You know, when I was young, 1456 01:07:57,690 --> 01:08:01,238 I just-- I never had the ability to talk to other kids. 1457 01:08:01,238 --> 01:08:03,117 ♪ 1458 01:08:03,117 --> 01:08:05,580 I never knew what to say. 1459 01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:08,377 ♪ 1460 01:08:08,377 --> 01:08:12,970 It's like I'm a prisoner in my own head, 1461 01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:15,851 and it makes me hate people. 1462 01:08:15,851 --> 01:08:20,151 ♪ 1463 01:08:20,151 --> 01:08:21,654 So... 1464 01:08:21,654 --> 01:08:25,411 ♪ 1465 01:08:25,411 --> 01:08:27,916 I created ProgrammingFlaw. 1466 01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:29,127 (dramatic music) 1467 01:08:29,127 --> 01:08:32,760 He could do all the things that I never could. 1468 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,557 I could be free. 1469 01:08:35,557 --> 01:08:38,563 He can destroy people with a single push of a button. 1470 01:08:38,563 --> 01:08:40,065 - Sounds like a hell of a guy! 1471 01:08:40,065 --> 01:08:42,445 LARRY: Oh, he is. 1472 01:08:42,445 --> 01:08:45,326 He's formidable. 1473 01:08:45,326 --> 01:08:47,664 He's everything that I'm not, 1474 01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:50,461 and he's the only one who ever had my back, 1475 01:08:50,461 --> 01:08:51,964 Rachel aside. 1476 01:08:51,964 --> 01:08:54,385 (upbeat music) 1477 01:08:54,385 --> 01:08:57,517 - Thank God you have her. 1478 01:08:57,517 --> 01:09:01,274 LARRY: Deep down in my soul, 1479 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:03,195 I know who I am. 1480 01:09:03,195 --> 01:09:05,784 (music darkens) 1481 01:09:05,784 --> 01:09:07,203 ♪ 1482 01:09:07,203 --> 01:09:08,706 - So who are you? 1483 01:09:08,706 --> 01:09:12,213 ♪ 1484 01:09:12,213 --> 01:09:14,927 - [whispering] I'm ProgrammingFlaw. 1485 01:09:14,927 --> 01:09:16,471 (intense music) 1486 01:09:16,471 --> 01:09:18,685 ♪ 1487 01:09:18,685 --> 01:09:21,983 (demonic laugh) 1488 01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,235 - Scene. 1489 01:09:28,621 --> 01:09:30,332 Lay it on me, man. 1490 01:09:40,227 --> 01:09:41,689 (dramatic beat) 1491 01:09:41,689 --> 01:09:44,235 - We're beyond handshakes. 1492 01:09:48,493 --> 01:09:51,876 - [echoing] You fully embrace the real powerful you. 1493 01:09:56,844 --> 01:10:00,225 I'm proud of you, Flaw. 1494 01:10:00,225 --> 01:10:02,396 You did it! 1495 01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:05,904 (laughing) 1496 01:10:10,789 --> 01:10:12,249 (drawer opening) 1497 01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:13,628 (exhaling) 1498 01:10:13,628 --> 01:10:15,255 (Chester laughing) 1499 01:10:15,255 --> 01:10:17,719 (clattering) 1500 01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:19,890 (lighter flicking) 1501 01:10:21,518 --> 01:10:23,898 - Hey, can I see Rachel now? 1502 01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:29,033 - Here's the deal. 1503 01:10:30,536 --> 01:10:32,164 For every action, 1504 01:10:32,164 --> 01:10:34,920 there's an equal and opposite reaction. 1505 01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,924 Newton's third law of motion. 1506 01:10:36,924 --> 01:10:38,761 Rachel would call it karma, 1507 01:10:38,761 --> 01:10:40,055 Larry would call it payback, 1508 01:10:40,055 --> 01:10:42,686 I'll just call it fucking funny, man. 1509 01:10:51,954 --> 01:10:54,585 [shouting] Rachel, come on out! 1510 01:10:56,212 --> 01:10:57,841 She's just in there. 1511 01:11:05,314 --> 01:11:08,946 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1512 01:11:08,946 --> 01:11:10,157 (eagle screeching) 1513 01:11:10,157 --> 01:11:12,453 No, no, no. 1514 01:11:12,453 --> 01:11:14,457 No! 1515 01:11:14,457 --> 01:11:17,088 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1516 01:11:17,088 --> 01:11:20,720 (eerie music) 1517 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:23,601 [weeping] No, no, no, no, no! 1518 01:11:23,601 --> 01:11:25,104 Rachel! 1519 01:11:25,104 --> 01:11:27,818 Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. 1520 01:11:27,818 --> 01:11:29,613 ♪ 1521 01:11:29,613 --> 01:11:32,201 No! 1522 01:11:32,201 --> 01:11:34,748 (sobbing) 1523 01:11:34,748 --> 01:11:37,629 You said she was okay. 1524 01:11:37,629 --> 01:11:40,342 You promised me. 1525 01:11:40,342 --> 01:11:42,429 (sobbing) 1526 01:11:42,429 --> 01:11:45,310 ♪ 1527 01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:46,856 - The transition wouldn't have 1528 01:11:46,856 --> 01:11:49,068 worked otherwise, PFlaw. 1529 01:11:49,068 --> 01:11:52,617 You wouldn't have learned anything. 1530 01:11:52,617 --> 01:11:54,120 - Why? 1531 01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:59,505 - Why not? 1532 01:11:59,505 --> 01:12:02,469 (sobbing) 1533 01:12:04,892 --> 01:12:05,977 (phone chiming) 1534 01:12:05,977 --> 01:12:08,023 (laughing) 1535 01:12:08,023 --> 01:12:09,902 (Larry continues sobbing) 1536 01:12:09,902 --> 01:12:12,908 You want to know what's even funnier than this? 1537 01:12:12,908 --> 01:12:15,287 I just posted your pathetic confession 1538 01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:20,005 and sappy letter to Cindy on the wedding forum. 1539 01:12:20,005 --> 01:12:22,009 Comment highlights: 1540 01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,261 "Pathetic note, bitch. 1541 01:12:23,261 --> 01:12:26,017 Of course she'd never marry you. 1542 01:12:26,017 --> 01:12:28,271 Get a life, freak. 1543 01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,234 What's wrong with you?" 1544 01:12:30,234 --> 01:12:31,904 (sobbing continues) 1545 01:12:31,904 --> 01:12:33,908 "You're just really pathetic." 1546 01:12:33,908 --> 01:12:35,662 (sobbing) 1547 01:12:35,662 --> 01:12:37,791 Oh, here's a good one. 1548 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:39,043 It just says, "Die." 1549 01:12:39,043 --> 01:12:41,297 (laughing) 1550 01:12:41,297 --> 01:12:45,055 And here's one from Cindy herself. 1551 01:12:45,055 --> 01:12:46,934 Ready? 1552 01:12:46,934 --> 01:12:48,186 "You are a monster..." 1553 01:12:48,186 --> 01:12:49,690 CINDY: ...a monster. 1554 01:12:49,690 --> 01:12:51,067 I never even liked you. 1555 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,570 CHESTER: "You're pathetic." 1556 01:12:52,570 --> 01:12:54,282 Wow! 1557 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:56,829 She really hates you, Lar-Bear. 1558 01:12:58,164 --> 01:13:00,586 (deep breath) 1559 01:13:03,341 --> 01:13:07,559 (laughing) 1560 01:13:13,696 --> 01:13:14,906 What? 1561 01:13:14,906 --> 01:13:17,202 (Larry continues laughing) 1562 01:13:22,212 --> 01:13:23,591 - Do you know what? 1563 01:13:23,591 --> 01:13:25,344 (laughing) 1564 01:13:28,934 --> 01:13:30,938 I was wrong about you. 1565 01:13:30,938 --> 01:13:33,611 (laughing) 1566 01:13:33,611 --> 01:13:36,491 Oh my God, you are funny. 1567 01:13:36,491 --> 01:13:37,952 I mean, I... 1568 01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:38,996 (laughing) 1569 01:13:38,996 --> 01:13:43,129 I mean, I-- I see it, man, I get it all now. 1570 01:13:43,129 --> 01:13:46,469 All of this was genius. 1571 01:13:46,469 --> 01:13:48,473 (laughing) 1572 01:13:48,473 --> 01:13:51,229 I mean, you're like Mozart, man. 1573 01:13:51,229 --> 01:13:53,818 You're like the Mozart of comedy. 1574 01:13:53,818 --> 01:13:56,239 (laughing) 1575 01:13:56,239 --> 01:13:59,120 - I've been waiting all night for you to say that. 1576 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,623 - You're hilarious. 1577 01:14:00,623 --> 01:14:01,875 (laughing) 1578 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,879 I mean, you're a funny fucker. 1579 01:14:03,879 --> 01:14:06,384 (laughing) 1580 01:14:06,384 --> 01:14:10,517 I mean, those guys, Gerald and the Sheriff, 1581 01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:11,979 what is wrong with them? 1582 01:14:11,979 --> 01:14:14,483 They should've been laughing too, man. 1583 01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:16,154 Oh my God, that dead couple? 1584 01:14:16,154 --> 01:14:18,909 I mean, they just flat-out deserved it. 1585 01:14:18,909 --> 01:14:20,537 (tense music) 1586 01:14:20,537 --> 01:14:22,667 (laughing) 1587 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:26,174 Oh, wait, are you filming this right now? 1588 01:14:26,174 --> 01:14:27,426 (laughing) 1589 01:14:27,426 --> 01:14:28,596 CHESTER: Oh, we serial killers 1590 01:14:28,596 --> 01:14:30,140 like to keep souvenirs. 1591 01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:33,021 (both laughing) 1592 01:14:33,021 --> 01:14:35,735 PFlaw, you're a breath of fresh air 1593 01:14:35,735 --> 01:14:37,529 in a slaughterhouse. 1594 01:14:37,529 --> 01:14:39,910 ♪ 1595 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:40,995 Ahh. 1596 01:14:40,995 --> 01:14:42,790 (Larry chuckles) 1597 01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:47,382 But all good things must come to an end. 1598 01:14:47,382 --> 01:14:48,802 Any last requests? 1599 01:14:48,802 --> 01:14:50,138 (gun clicks) 1600 01:14:50,138 --> 01:14:52,560 ♪ 1601 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:53,687 - Well... 1602 01:14:53,687 --> 01:14:55,065 (chuckles) 1603 01:14:55,065 --> 01:14:56,944 I don't want to die here. 1604 01:14:56,944 --> 01:14:58,656 (laughing) 1605 01:14:58,656 --> 01:15:01,160 I mean, I don't want to live anymore. 1606 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,705 ♪ 1607 01:15:02,705 --> 01:15:05,085 I don't want to die here. 1608 01:15:05,085 --> 01:15:07,715 ♪ 1609 01:15:07,715 --> 01:15:10,805 Let's go to the wedding. 1610 01:15:10,805 --> 01:15:12,809 Huh? 1611 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:14,186 All three of us. 1612 01:15:14,186 --> 01:15:16,148 (laughing) 1613 01:15:16,148 --> 01:15:17,777 ♪ 1614 01:15:17,777 --> 01:15:19,446 I mean, there's-- there's a hill 1615 01:15:19,446 --> 01:15:22,077 overlooking the festivities. 1616 01:15:22,077 --> 01:15:25,333 I mean, imagine the look on their dumbass faces 1617 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:27,045 when we rock up. 1618 01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:28,716 I mean, just me and Rachel, dead, 1619 01:15:28,716 --> 01:15:31,847 just tumbling down a hill towards them. 1620 01:15:31,847 --> 01:15:34,853 (both laughing) 1621 01:15:34,853 --> 01:15:35,855 Now that... 1622 01:15:35,855 --> 01:15:39,236 (Larry chuckling) 1623 01:15:39,236 --> 01:15:40,322 (eagle screeching) 1624 01:15:40,322 --> 01:15:42,367 That would be fucking hilarious. 1625 01:15:43,494 --> 01:15:45,833 - Are you just fucking with me? 1626 01:15:49,506 --> 01:15:51,553 - You tell me. 1627 01:15:52,805 --> 01:15:54,851 (funky electronic music) 1628 01:15:54,851 --> 01:16:00,821 ♪ 1629 01:16:03,242 --> 01:16:04,453 (groaning) 1630 01:16:04,453 --> 01:16:05,497 - Where you going? 1631 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:08,587 - Let's take Rachel's car. 1632 01:16:10,006 --> 01:16:12,344 I'll drive. 1633 01:16:12,344 --> 01:16:16,519 CHESTER: You want to drive? - Oh, come on, Chester. 1634 01:16:16,519 --> 01:16:19,400 Rachel would never let you drive her car. 1635 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,529 Rachel! Rachel! 1636 01:16:21,529 --> 01:16:24,410 Would you let Chester drive your car? 1637 01:16:24,410 --> 01:16:26,414 Rachel says, "No fucking way." 1638 01:16:26,414 --> 01:16:27,917 (chuckling) 1639 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,253 Come on, Chester. 1640 01:16:29,253 --> 01:16:31,298 Your aura seems a little jumbled. 1641 01:16:31,298 --> 01:16:34,471 ♪ 1642 01:16:34,471 --> 01:16:38,104 Look, man, I just wanted to say, 1643 01:16:38,104 --> 01:16:40,609 thank you for everything. 1644 01:16:40,609 --> 01:16:41,611 (laughing) 1645 01:16:41,611 --> 01:16:42,780 Keys. 1646 01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:44,617 (keys jangling) 1647 01:16:44,617 --> 01:16:45,619 Let's roll. 1648 01:16:45,619 --> 01:16:48,291 CHESTER: I'll fuck anything that moves! 1649 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:49,919 (intense music) 1650 01:16:49,919 --> 01:16:51,297 Or doesn't move. 1651 01:16:51,297 --> 01:16:52,675 Sorry, Rachel. 1652 01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:54,136 (laughing) 1653 01:16:54,136 --> 01:16:55,556 ♪ 1654 01:16:55,556 --> 01:16:56,933 RAPPER: ♪ Get your face wrapped up ♪ 1655 01:16:56,933 --> 01:16:58,436 ♪ Smacked up, we hold it down ♪ 1656 01:16:58,436 --> 01:17:01,442 ♪ Drag you in the gym and I plan to cut that ass down ♪ 1657 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,947 ♪ Metal shards, my blade slicing your windpipe ♪ 1658 01:17:03,947 --> 01:17:08,289 ♪ Strobe lights flashing, fury's blinding my eyesight ♪ 1659 01:17:08,289 --> 01:17:09,959 CHESTER: Rachel, do you have to pee? 1660 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,671 (both laughing) 1661 01:17:11,671 --> 01:17:14,092 (rap music) 1662 01:17:14,092 --> 01:17:17,767 ♪ 1663 01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:19,687 (mellow music) 1664 01:17:19,687 --> 01:17:24,029 ♪ 1665 01:17:27,202 --> 01:17:29,331 - Chester, can I tell you a joke? 1666 01:17:29,331 --> 01:17:31,460 - Absolutely, man. 1667 01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,590 - So there's these two idiots, 1668 01:17:33,590 --> 01:17:37,180 and they're driving down the road. 1669 01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:38,934 CHESTER: And? 1670 01:17:38,934 --> 01:17:42,482 - Okay, and they're called Larry and Chester. 1671 01:17:42,482 --> 01:17:43,861 (laughing) 1672 01:17:43,861 --> 01:17:46,365 And Larry's sister is sittin' in the back, 1673 01:17:46,365 --> 01:17:48,202 woop, not sayin' a word. 1674 01:17:48,202 --> 01:17:49,121 (laughing) 1675 01:17:49,121 --> 01:17:50,456 - I like it already. 1676 01:17:50,456 --> 01:17:52,879 Rachel, be quiet for the punchline, okay? 1677 01:17:52,879 --> 01:17:54,966 (laughing) 1678 01:17:57,722 --> 01:18:00,978 - And then Larry says to Chester, 1679 01:18:00,978 --> 01:18:03,984 "If you could be anything in the world right now, 1680 01:18:03,984 --> 01:18:05,361 what would you be?" 1681 01:18:05,361 --> 01:18:07,867 And-- and Chester replies, 1682 01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:10,246 "Well, I don't know, what would I be? 1683 01:18:10,246 --> 01:18:12,208 - I don't know, what would I be? 1684 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:15,131 (laughing) 1685 01:18:15,131 --> 01:18:17,385 - "Well," says Larry, 1686 01:18:17,385 --> 01:18:20,016 "you'd be Rachel's dog." 1687 01:18:20,016 --> 01:18:22,772 ♪ 1688 01:18:22,772 --> 01:18:24,274 - Rachel's dog? 1689 01:18:24,274 --> 01:18:25,986 (laughing) 1690 01:18:25,986 --> 01:18:27,907 LARRY: Yeah, that's right. 1691 01:18:27,907 --> 01:18:31,665 Chester would be Rachel's dog, Hercules. 1692 01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:33,669 (panting, barks) 1693 01:18:33,669 --> 01:18:35,296 (Larry laughs) 1694 01:18:35,296 --> 01:18:36,633 (Larry barks) 1695 01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:37,802 (panting) 1696 01:18:37,802 --> 01:18:39,513 (laughing) 1697 01:18:39,513 --> 01:18:41,266 Now Chester says, 1698 01:18:41,266 --> 01:18:44,398 "W-why would I be Hercules?" 1699 01:18:44,398 --> 01:18:46,903 - W-why would I be Hercules? 1700 01:18:46,903 --> 01:18:48,489 - "Well," says Larry, 1701 01:18:48,489 --> 01:18:50,911 "Rachel just loved Hercules so much 1702 01:18:50,911 --> 01:18:53,416 that she had him ride up front with her 1703 01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:55,294 in the passenger seat." 1704 01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:58,384 In fact, just right there in your seat right there. 1705 01:18:58,384 --> 01:19:00,304 CHESTER: [mumbling] Oh, you're so thoughtful, Rachel. 1706 01:19:00,304 --> 01:19:02,392 LARRY: I mean, it wasn't exactly legal, 1707 01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:05,189 but she just loved that dog so much. 1708 01:19:05,189 --> 01:19:07,444 CHESTER: Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 1709 01:19:07,444 --> 01:19:11,410 Almost as much as she loved me. 1710 01:19:11,410 --> 01:19:14,082 She always wanted to keep him safe. 1711 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:19,468 So, she made an alteration to the car! 1712 01:19:19,468 --> 01:19:23,059 (laughing) 1713 01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:26,523 (both laughing) 1714 01:19:26,523 --> 01:19:29,321 ♪ 1715 01:19:29,321 --> 01:19:31,033 - What's the punchline, Larry? 1716 01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:32,828 - What's the punchline? 1717 01:19:32,828 --> 01:19:34,206 Oh, Chester. 1718 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:38,548 The punchline is that because of Hercules 1719 01:19:38,548 --> 01:19:40,426 ♪ 1720 01:19:40,426 --> 01:19:43,809 Rachel disabled the airbags on one side of the car, 1721 01:19:43,809 --> 01:19:45,729 Chester's side of the car. 1722 01:19:45,729 --> 01:19:48,359 ♪ 1723 01:19:48,359 --> 01:19:51,699 Now I'm gonna drive us into a fucking wall. 1724 01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:53,327 - You wouldn't, Larry. 1725 01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:54,371 LARRY: You're right. 1726 01:19:54,371 --> 01:19:57,753 Larry wouldn't have the balls. 1727 01:19:57,753 --> 01:19:59,506 But I'm ProgrammingFlaw. 1728 01:19:59,506 --> 01:20:00,884 (engine revving) 1729 01:20:00,884 --> 01:20:02,470 (screaming) 1730 01:20:02,470 --> 01:20:04,934 ♪ 1731 01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:06,311 (crash, groans) 1732 01:20:06,311 --> 01:20:07,857 (dogs whimpering) 1733 01:20:10,069 --> 01:20:11,196 CHESTER: To the beautiful sound 1734 01:20:11,196 --> 01:20:12,575 of laughter. 1735 01:20:13,994 --> 01:20:17,208 (dark rap music) 1736 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:23,137 ♪ 1737 01:20:33,658 --> 01:20:35,746 RAPPER: ♪ Yo, blood spray and the blood splatter ♪ 1738 01:20:35,746 --> 01:20:36,998 ♪ She loves the way I'm looking 1739 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:38,627 when I come and the paint splatters ♪ 1740 01:20:38,627 --> 01:20:41,006 ♪ She's an open book that I can read but I'd rather fuck ♪ 1741 01:20:41,006 --> 01:20:43,510 ♪ I don't want to talk no more, I just want to nut ♪ 1742 01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:46,016 ♪ This is where we both hold hands to the bitter end ♪ 1743 01:20:46,016 --> 01:20:47,645 ♪ But fuck that, let's walk through hell 1744 01:20:47,645 --> 01:20:49,022 to see how this ends ♪ 1745 01:20:49,022 --> 01:20:51,109 ♪ Now I'm staring at myself in the broken glass ♪ 1746 01:20:51,109 --> 01:20:52,655 ♪ Thinking how I let you slip away, 1747 01:20:52,655 --> 01:20:54,032 I'm still wanting that ass ♪ 1748 01:20:54,032 --> 01:20:56,119 ♪ If I get one more time, I'll let you know ♪ 1749 01:20:56,119 --> 01:20:58,540 ♪ How I want to kill everything that you try to grow ♪ 1750 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:01,171 ♪ How I want to fuck every part of your wretched soul ♪ 1751 01:21:01,171 --> 01:21:03,677 ♪ How I want to break you inside and make it slow ♪ 1752 01:21:03,677 --> 01:21:06,181 ♪ I ain't got a gun in my hand, just fucking raw ♪ 1753 01:21:06,181 --> 01:21:07,893 ♪ She ain't got a bullet in the chamber 1754 01:21:07,893 --> 01:21:09,187 but she got all sheen ♪ 1755 01:21:09,187 --> 01:21:11,191 ♪ Gotta beg me to come disassemble her ♪ 1756 01:21:11,191 --> 01:21:13,822 ♪ When she wants a man, I'm the one that convinces her ♪ 1757 01:21:13,822 --> 01:21:16,326 ♪ So take it in your mouth, baby doll, this is elegance ♪ 1758 01:21:16,326 --> 01:21:18,832 ♪ Watch it as the world burns in this irrelevance ♪ 1759 01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:19,917 ♪ If we could die together, 1760 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:21,336 free the blood of the excellence ♪ 1761 01:21:21,336 --> 01:21:24,217 ♪ Girl, 'cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1762 01:21:24,217 --> 01:21:26,764 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1763 01:21:26,764 --> 01:21:29,311 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1764 01:21:29,311 --> 01:21:31,899 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1765 01:21:31,899 --> 01:21:35,072 ♪ With the blood that you spilled ♪ 1766 01:21:35,072 --> 01:21:36,576 ♪ We the bosses, make 'em black ♪ 1767 01:21:36,576 --> 01:21:39,080 ♪ Flooding my intensity and dive in your hornet's nest ♪ 1768 01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,166 ♪ I love you till it burns, 1769 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:41,586 that's the part that can kill us both ♪ 1770 01:21:41,586 --> 01:21:44,424 ♪ To blow apart our particles and lower this overdose ♪ 1771 01:21:44,424 --> 01:21:46,929 ♪ I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1772 01:21:46,929 --> 01:21:49,476 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1773 01:21:49,476 --> 01:21:52,106 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1774 01:21:52,106 --> 01:21:55,237 ♪ With the blood that you spilled ♪ 1775 01:21:55,237 --> 01:21:59,245 ♪ 1776 01:21:59,245 --> 01:22:01,249 LARRY: I'm just fucking with you. 1777 01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:02,711 (eagle screech) 116399

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