All language subtitles for Brooklyn Nine Nine s06e10 Gintars.eg

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- So I told Nikolaj, "Who cares
if you're bad at skateboarding?

When you grow up, nobody thinks
skateboarders are cool."

What's cool is
having your own pants.

- Uh-huh. Sure.
- Jake, you seem distracted.

You're agreeing
with everything I say.

[gasps]

We should go on a month-long
couples' vacation:

you, Amy, me, and my dad.
- Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever.

- And we should get
matching hats that say,

"Best Bud 1" and "Best Bud 2."
And wear them all the time!

- For sure. Look, Charles,
don't look behind you,

but we're being followed.

I saw this guy when we were
leaving the precinct,

and he was in line at lunch,
and now he's right behind us.

- Is it someone you arrested?

- I don't recognize him,
but judging by the

head-to-toe denim, I say
he's either not American

or deeply American.

I'm thinking Ukraine
or Kentucky.

- Well, should we call it in?

- No. I've got a better idea.

[low-tempo music]

[all chattering at once]

*

- Hi there.

Who are you, and why are you
following me?

- I'm not following you.

I come for Charles Boyle.
- Hey, hey, hey!

Hands where we can see them.
- Chill out, bro!

It's not gun.
It's just--uh, it's a toy.

No shoot, pretty please.

It's gift for Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj?
How do you know Charles' son?

- My name is Gintars.

From Latvia.

I am Nikolaj birth father.

- Ohh!

Nikolaj's birth father
who I'd never hope to meet.

Very cool.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool,

cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c--

[upbeat music]

*

- Charles, are you okay?
You hit your head pretty hard.

- Oh, no, I'm fine.

I don't have a concussion.

- We'll see about that.

How many musical numbers are
there in the movie "Zootopia"?

- Oh, just the one.
- Yeah, he's okay.

- [groans] I don't know
what's going on.

How did you find me?

The orphanage isn't supposed to
give out that information.

- You know Dragomir,
Nikolaj brother?

He tell me all about you.

- Of course. You're Dragomir's
father too.

- No, Dragomir is my brother.

Dragomir and I have same father
but different mother.

Her name Anyuta.

Together we have baby.
That baby's Nikolaj.

Dragomir is brother of Nikolaj.

I am brother of Dragomir.
Also stepfather.

We are contemporary blended
family.

Would make very good TV show.

- Honestly, that does sound
very interesting and good.

- Anyways, I was too young and
poor to have child,

but now I'm very successful
businessman.

I have my own clothing line.
Maybe you've heard of it:

The Gape.

We also have Baby Gape
and the Gape Body.

- Oh, you mean The Gap?
- No, no, Gape.

Like, there are two things
and there's space between.

- Yeah, like, The Gap.
Like, The Gap.

The company that already
exists.

- I don't know what you're
saying.

I never heard of it.

But is it a knock-off of Gape?
Do they sell clothing?

- So what? You have money now,

and you're just gonna take
Nikolaj back?

- No, no, I don't want to take
boy from you.

I just want to meet him one
time.

Look, I know it's lot to ask,

but, please.
Nikolaj is my sex result.

- Oh, yeah? Well,
I walk your sex result

to school every
morning.

- No, don't use his words.

- I help your sex result with
his homework.

- This is bad, even for you.

- I sing your sex result a
lullaby every night.

- I wanna do something.
- You will never meet my son.

- Oh, yeah? Well, then I don't
leave America until

I meet the boy.
And I come from white country.

I have very long visa.

Very long.

- So I'm positive the murder
happened inside this apartment,

but CSI could find no traces
of blood.

I'd like to ask the FBI to
bring in a team of lab techs.

- This would require
Commissioner Kelly signing off.

Before I make that ask, is
there anything else we can do?

- Um, I'm pretty sure there is.

Are you thinking what I'm
thinking?

- I am now.

both: We need Yee!

- Who?

- Isn't it that guy that led
that seminar where you guys

turned Boyle into a mummy,

and then you pushed him down
the stairs?

- Whoa!
- Whoa! Rosa.

Easy. No one pushed Boyle down
the stairs.

- Right. We may have
plastered his eyes shut

and left him
to wander around blindly,

but he fell down on his own.

It was a classic accident.
- Exactly.

Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius

in the field of forensic
entomology.

They call him "Father Fly."

How cool is that?
- 0%.

How are insects gonna help us?

There weren't any in or around
the boy.

- Oh, my God.

You still think forensic
entomology is all blow flies

and screw worms, don't you?
- [laughs]

- [laughing]

[both laughing]

[sighing]

- That's a good one, Santiago.

You should take the
Lieutenant's exam.

- Hey.
- Dr. Yee has recently

bred a species of fly

that has increased
sensitivities to certain

human proteins.

- They can detect trace amounts
of blood,

even if it's been cleaned
with bleach.

- Or masked with animal urine.

- Oh, I was building to that.

Thanks for stealing my thunder.
- This is nasty.

Terry hates bugs.
Too many eyes and legs.

- Would you still hate bugs
if I told you that

there were thousands of tiny
mites that live

in your eyebrows and keep them
from being weighed down

by oils?
- Yes!

- Look, I really think we
should go

with the feds on
this.

- No, we're bringing in Yee.
I'll make the call right now.

- Oh, can I listen on speaker?
- Mm.

- Oh, my God.

It's gonna be a long couple
of days.

- You're telling me.
I got bugs in my brows, Rosa.

- Hey.

So what's your plan
with Gintars?

He's kind of taking over
the whole waiting area.

- No, don't worry about me.

I'm watching "Mad About You"
on Latvian Hulu.

It's very funny show.

Very many episodes.

I could sit here all day.

- I don't know what to do.

He's never gonna leave.

But I'm scared for Nikolaj
to get to know him.

- Okay, how about this?

Gintars just wants
to see him, right?

We can maybe have them meet

without telling Nikolaj that
Gintars is his birth father.

Just say he's an old friend
of ours.

- Jake, you're completely
forgetting about

the olfactory bond.

Nikolaj will immediately
recognize his father's scent.

- Well, you got to do
something,

and I don't think you're gonna
wait this guy out.

- [laughing]

Paul and Jamie are locked in
the bathroom.

But Jamie has a turkey
in the oven.

This is a very good setup.

- And they pay it off.
- It's so good.

- Okay, Jake,

let's give your plan a shot.

- Okay, Gintars,
remember the deal is,

you cannot tell Nikolaj
you're his father.

- Who Gintars?

I'm Billy Hanukkah.

I'm from the Bronx, Manhattan.

I eat pizza at Famous Ray's.

- Okay, well, no need
to get too specific

or offer up any
backstory.

Hey, guys.
I'm just coming from work

with my friend
Billy Hanukkah.

- Hanukkah.
- It's fine.

Kids don't know
which names are weird.

- Nikolaj, say hi to Jake
and this stranger.

- Hi, Jake. I love you.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Hanukkah.

I love you too.

- Man, he really is a Boyle,
isn't he?

- Hello, my little friend.

Did you have good day at
school?

- We had computer class today.
- I am your real father!

My name is Gintars.

You are my son.
- What?

- Well.

That backfired real quick.

.

- Daddy, why is the man saying
he's my father?

- Mr. Hanukkah's crazy. He has
no children of his own,

and it's driven him mad.

I'm your father, Nikolaj.

- It's pronounced Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.

- It's okay. You say it wrong.
- [groans]

- Okay, well, that was fun.

Hey, why don't you go play over
there, buddy?

You can take this
drug store receipt.

It's very long and filled
with coupons.

You can fly it around
like a kite.

- Whee!

- Wow, kids are really basic.
Is being a dad super easy?

- What the hell was that?

You promised you
wouldn't tell him.

- So sorry. I smelled my boy.
I don't know what came over me.

Please. I'm in town
for 10 more days.

Let Nikolaj know I exist.
Let me spend time with him.

I could take him
to Russian bathhouse.

Has he been?
- No!

I'm not some weirdo that takes
my eight-year-old

to the Russian bath!

We take our baths at home
together as a family

like normal people!

- Not sure you have the upper
hand on that storm-off, Boyle.

- He's here!
Dr. Yee's on his way up.

How's my breath?
[exhales]

- Perfect.
Yee's gonna love it.

- This is not a good color on
you guys.

Speaking of bad looks,

Sarge, what is going on
with your eyebrows, man?

- I shaved them off.

'Cause of the bugs.

Sharon said you couldn't
notice.

- Sharon lied, Terry. You look
like a straight-up fool.

- Damn, Rosa.

- No, Diaz is right.

Your face is horrifying.

You should leave before--
Hello, Dr. Yee!

Out back now.

- Captain Holt,

nice to see you again.

- Please, call me Raymond.

Unless that feels weird.
You don't have to.

I'll answer to anything.

- Raymond works.

So I understand you have a
potential crime scene,

and you'd like to find some
blood.

Well, I've brought along
several hundred

of my best detectives
to help out.

- Oh, my God.
I'm starstruck.

- We all are.

So what you made you think of
using drosophila

as a method of searching for
blood traces?

- Have you ever read Sung
Ts'u's textbook

"The Washing Away of Wrongs"
from 1235?

- Nope.
- Yes.

- Which edition?

- It tells the story of the
first known use

of forensic entomology.

A farmer was slashed to death.

A local judge asked everyone in
the town

to lay down their sickles.

And though they all appeared
clean,

one attracted a horde of flies.

The insects could sense
the blood,

even though it was invisible
to the human eye.

- Wow, what an arresting story.

- Yes, they did arrest him.

[laughter]

- We made a joke together.

[laughter]

- Okay, Dr. Yee, how effective
is your box of bugs?

- Oh, well, in a lab,

they've detected blood even

when it's been cleaned
with bleach.

both: Or covered with animal
urine!

- You two really know your
stuff.

[laughter]

- [groaning]

- I know that sound.

That's the moaning of a man
who left his lunch on the bus.

- I didn't lose my lunch,
you idiot.

I lost my son!

- Okay, Scully, I got this.

Hey there, bud.

I got you your favorite tea:

duck broth.
- Thanks.

You know me so well.

But I'm too sad
to drink duck broth.

- Wow, I never thought I'd hear
you or anyone say that.

- Nikolaj is asking if Gintars
is really his dad.

I worked so hard to have him
think of me as his father.

And now it's all ruined.

He'll probably go back to
calling me what he did

when I first adopted him:
Mr. America.

- I know you're upset,
but that is a dope nickname.

- I'm not Mr. America.

I'm Daddy.
- Of course you are.

- [sighs] I just don't want
Nikolaj to see him again.

I don't want him turning
into a Gintars.

- You have nothing
to worry about.

Nikolaj is already
a mini Charles.

He's an eight-year-old boy
whose favorite movie

is "Bullets Over Broadway."

- So what are you saying?
I should let him spend time

with Gintars?

- I just worry that
if you prevent him

from knowing his birth father,

that he'll build up some
fantasy of him

and then blame you
for keeping them apart.

- That's crazy.

- The way that King Trident
kept Ariel

from exploring the
surface.

- Oh, my God, you're right.

I'm driving Nikolaj into the
arms of a sea witch.

- Watching him work is amazing.

- Mm-hmm.

- I have to get a video.
- Santiago, please.

Hold the phone horizontal

to get more flies in frame.

- All right, guys, this fanboy
stuff is a little much.

- The only thing that's a
little much over here

are your scrawled-on eyebrows.

Yeesh.
- Seriously?

I thought they worked.
- They do...

if you wanna look
like a mean drag queen.

- I knew I should have done
a flatter arch.

This is a nighttime look.

- Well, the flies
are not reacting.

I can keep going,
but I'll tell you now,

it's very unlikely there are
any traces of blood in here.

- Well, according
to my timeline,

this is the only place the
murder could have happened.

- Sorry, Rosa, looks like
your timeline's wrong.

Because the flies don't lie.

You can use that if you want.

- He's not gonna use
a cheeky slogan.

He's a man of science.

- I like it.

The flies don't lie.

- Okay, Dr. Yee, exactly how
accurate is this technology?

- Diaz, how dare you
question the man.

Dr. Yee has spent millions
of dollars developing

and researching these flies.

- It's fine. Would you all like
to see what happens

when they actually sense blood?

- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

- Will you hold this, Ally?

[flies buzzing]

- Wow.
- I'm sorry, Detective Diaz,

I know it's upsetting when a
hunch doesn't pan out.

- Well, it's over.
The flies have it.

Keep your eyes on the flies.

Flies don't lie.

Now, that's a good one.

Oh, no, it's Santiago's.
Damn it.

- Wow, this was a bad idea.

- Relax. He gets one
afternoon with Nikolaj,

and he chooses basketball?

Does Nikolaj even like
basketball?

- He loves the "Get Your Head
In The Game" number

from "High School Musical."

- I haven't seen it, but I know
that's not the same.

Look at them. Does it seem like
he's actually enjoying this?

- Porzingas!

- Charles, can I tell you a
story?

- Always.
- All right.

When I was 10,

my dad started dating
this woman, Leeza.

My mom hated her.

But my dad wanted us to bond,

so one day he took me and Leeza
to the mall and dropped us off.

She proceeds to steal a ton
of blouses from Ann Taylor

and then immediately makes
me go back in

and exchange them
for store credit.

Then to celebrate,

I get to pull Leeza's
Cinnabon apart

because her nails are too long
and curly to do it herself.

- Ugh.
- Point being,

nothing has ever made me love
my own mother

more than the time I spent
with Leeza.

Gintars is Leeza.

You are my mom.

- I can't believe I get
to be Karen.

What an honor!

- Daddy, Daddy.
- Yes, sweetie?

- Can we leave?
- Oh, no, so soon?

But I understand.
We can go home right now.

- No, not home. Daddy Gintars
wants to buy me a jean jacket

just like his.

- Daddy Gintars.

- Daddy Gintars.

- Oh, no.

I am Leeza.

Wait. No. That's not right.

.

- [moaning]

- Hey, bud.

Everything going okay in here?

I know you're going through
something,

but people are starting to
complain about the moaning.

- Ugh. I would give anything
to have Gintars gone

and out of Nikolaj's life.

But it's not gonna happen.

- Okay, well, I'm just gonna
close the door, then.

And you can feel free to moan
as much as you need.

- [moaning]

- [sighs]
This is bad.

- I know. He's been
like that all day.

- No, I was talking
about your eyebrows.

Whatever's going on up
there is real, real bad.

- Well, it's better than having
two bug hotels above your eyes.

- But wouldn't they also be
in your goatee?

- Don't do this to me, Jake.

- Wait a minute.

I may have just thought of
a way to get rid of Gintars.

Do you still have that friend

who works on the
Counterfeiting Taskforce?

- Yeah, why?

- Gintars has this terrible
knock-off clothing brand

called The Gape.

If I can get him to admit on
tape that he's selling

counterfeit goods,
they would terminate his visa

and deport him.
- Deport him?

Doesn't that seem
a little extreme?

- Yeah, definitely,
but Charles just said

he'd give anything
for Gintars to be gone.

- [moaning]
- He's not doing great, Terry.

- Okay.

But how are you gonna get
Gintars on tape?

- Good question,
Sergeant Crazy Brows.

Gintars is always talking about
the Russian baths.

I'll see if he'll meet me
there

and then ask him to cut me in
on his business.

Meanwhile, I'll have a mic
hidden underneath my towel.

It's foolproof.

- Before we do deal,

we take off towel.

It's full naked.

- Ha.

- What are you waiting for?

I want to see where your hair
starts and stops.

- [laughs] Gintars.

[both chuckle]
- Take it off now.

- Heh.

- Hey, Sarge.

Holy crap.
What the hell is that?

- That is a bug-free zone
is what it is.

I bleached it.

I'm smarter than they are,
Rosa.

- Uh-huh.
What about your nose hair?

- Oh, man. Terry forgot
about his nose.

- Hey, why is Yee still here?

- Holt wants him to hand in his
case report in person.

I think he's trying
to trick him

into going to lunch
with him.

- Wait. It's noon?

If I didn't know better,
I'd say that was lunchtime.

- I hope they take that
container of bugs with them

when they go.
- Wait. The container's here?

I have an idea.

All I need is some blood.

- This is fresh.

- Oh. Terrible, yet perfect.

[rock music]

*

Stupid bugs didn't do anything.

He lied to us, Sarge.,

[nose hair clipper whirs]

- Huh?

- Why's your towel still on?

This is business conversation.

You cannot trust a man who
cannot show you his full self.

- Well, not in America.

Here we have business meetings
fully clothed.

Sometimes even in a suit
and tie.

Have you ever seen the show
"Shark Tank"?

- Latvian "Shark Tank"
is all nude.

- That sounds weirdly sexy.

- No, not at all.

There's no female sharks,

so it's just four
Mr. Wonderfuls naked

on a big leather couch.

- Huh. Not what I imagined.

[clears throat]
Hey, listen.

I would love to buy some of
that knock-off denim.

- Okay, first of all,
it's not knock-off.

Okay, Gape is true,
authentic brand.

The real thief is Gap.

- Are they?
- What makes more sense?

That they take Gape
and remove letter?

Or that I take Gap
and add pricey E?

- I don't care if it's fake,

I just wanna buy some.

- It's not fake;
you are still wearing a towel;

and this deal: over.

- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Do you wanna know why
I won't take off my towel?

It's because I'm embarrassed...

about what's underneath.

- Mutilated penis?

- Ye...p.

That is it. You guessed it
on the first try.

That's what's under there.
The old--the old...

mute peen.

- I am so sorry
about your penis.

- It's a bummer.

- But we all have things
that bring us shame.

Remember when I told you before

that Gape was original,
authentic brand?

- I do. It was just now.

- Yeah, well...

I stole the whole thing
from Gap.

- [scoffs] And here I was
completely believing you

when you told me you didn't.

Wow.

Well, thank you for sharing
that with me.

- You are freak.

But I support you.
Come.

- Oh, no, it's a naked hug.

Ha ha.
Ah.

- Hey, what's up?

You guys having a little
coffee? That's cool.

Yee's a fraud.
- What?

- Excuse me?

- Those nasty-ass bugs
don't smell blood.

And they must not smell
bullcrap, either,

'cause he's spewing it
everywhere.

- What are you saying out
of your weird face?

- We put the flies
near fresh blood,

and nothing happened.
They didn't react at all.

- Do you know how stupid
these accusations sound?

Diaz, you're fired.
- What?

- Dr. Yee is one of the most
respected forensic experts

in the country.

- For you two--
let's not mince words--

common fools to suggest
that you found the flaw

in this brilliant man's--
- They're right.

- What?
- Huh?

- The flies don't sense blood.

They're just regular flies.

- But, Dr. Yee, you can't
be a fraud.

You gave a TED Talk.

- I spent $6 million in federal
grant money on this experiment

and I've gotten nowhere.

The closest I ever came was
when they all landed

on a popsicle once.

- But in the apartment we saw
them react to a cotton swab

dipped in blood.
- It was melted popsicle.

- [gasps]

- Jam works, too,
but it's more expensive.

- So, Sir, you were saying
something about us being

common fools?

- So who looks stupid now?

- Uh, Terry, your
left eyebrow is missing.

- Oh, I must have
rubbed it off.

There it is.

Who looks stupid now?

- Jake, hey, I got it, man.

Nice jeans,
and the good thing is

look--both legs, same length.

- Thank you very much.

And I see it's 100% denim-ish.

"Caution: Do not wear near
women who are pregnant

or breast-feeding."
- This is true.

The nipple may fall off.

- Hey, guys.
Gintars said to meet him here.

I didn't realize
you were coming.

- My man, I'ma wrestle you.
Come here.

- Charles, what are you
doing here?

Why is Nikolaj here?

- Oh, he's been so happy
since he met Gintars.

I've been focusing on myself

and not really thinking
about Nikolaj.

- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't realize how much

it meant to him to know he
hadn't been abandoned.

I'm okay with them having
a relationship.

- Wow, that is so great
of you, Charles,

but I really wish you'd
included me in

your decision-making process.

- Why?
- No reason.

I just maybe went
in a different,

less-mature
direction.

[sirens wailing]

Hey, maybe we should leave
this area, like, right now.

- Cop car.
How's it going?

Hey, man.

- Gintars Irbe,
you're under arrest

for selling counterfeit goods.

- Jake! You set me up.

Do you even have
mutilated penis?

- [sighs]

No.

It's perfect.

.

- Okay.

So they're taking Gintars
to the airport

and they're not hurting him...

any more than they did when
he was resisting arrest.

[taser zapping]
- [yells]

- Now they won't let him go
just because I asked them to

even though they arrested him
just because I asked them to.

It's a crazy system.
I don't understand it.

But here's what I'm thinking:

I call the State Department--
- You've done enough, Jake.

- That's nice of you
to say, but--

- My tone wasn't nice.
- But your tone is always nice

with me.

Wait a minute.
Are you mad?

- Yes, because you butted
into a situation

you shouldn't have.

You need to keep your butt
in your pants.

- My butt was only out
because you said

you wanted Gintars gone.

- Well, thanks to your butt,

Nikolaj feels like
he's been abandoned

all over again.

- Okay, but my butt was
the one that got them together

in the first place.

I don't feel like my butt is
getting credit for that.

- Well, that's because
your butt

was inappropriate
then too.

Your butt should have never
been a part of this.

So now I gotta go clean up the
big nasty mess

that your butt made.

- But my butt no but--

My butt no but!

- Diaz, Jeffords,

Santiago would like to
apologize to you

for her
behavior.

- I thought we were both
apologizing.

- No, I misunderstood.

What would I be apologizing
for?

- The same thing as me?

- Really?

- You guys maybe want to have
this conversation on your own?

- Yes.

Okay, we have come
to a decision

that we would both like
to apologize.

We should have trusted your
instincts over Dr. Yee

and his flies.

- And?

- And we shouldn't have been
so insulting.

- And?

- I'm not gonna apologize
for your face.

That mess is clearly on you.

- Fair enough.
- I'll ask Commissioner Kelly

to approve your initial request
for an FBI lab team.

- That won't be necessary.
I solved the case.

And the flies actually
came in handy.

These have been genetically
engineered

to detect blood, and
there's a whole swarm of them

at your apartment right now
with Dr. Ronald Yee.

The flies don't lie.

He confessed immediately.
- How about that.

Dr. Yee and his flies
saved the day after all.

- No, I did.

- Should we call Yee
and tell him the good news?

- [sighs] It would probably
make him feel so much better.

- What is going on?
- He did seem so sad.

- So sad.
- He should be sad.

He's a fraud.

- Shh. It's ringing.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Did you make it to the airport
in time to see Gintars?

- Yes, but TSA wouldn't let him
stay in the country.

At least Nikolaj got
to spend a few hours

with his birth father
at a Chili's Too.

- Chili's As Well.

[chuckles]

Listen, I feel bad, and I
wanted to do something

but I know you didn't
want my help,

so long story short,

I made us these hats.

- I obviously love them.

They don't change
how I'm feeling.

- Okay.

Well, I'm sorry that
I messed things up.

But I was just trying
to be a good friend.

- I know, but that doesn't
always mean fixing my life.

You shouldn't have done
anything without asking me.

Sometimes I just want you
to listen.

- Right.

I hear that.

- It's just...
adoption is complicated.

No matter how much
I want to be,

I'm not Nikolaj's real father.

- Come on, Charles.
Of course you are.

- Well, that'll be up to him.

And he may even change his mind
about it throughout his life.

I mean, all I can do
is make him feel safe

and give him as much love
as I can.

- Well, I think Nikolaj is very
lucky to have you.

- Nikolaj.
- [laughs]

- Okay. Let's take these hats
out for a spin.

I've waited long enough.

Here you go.
Best Bud 1.

- You'd rather be Best Bud 2?

- I just want you to listen
a little more.

I don't wanna change
our whole dynamic.

- Okay, good, 'cause I really
wanted to be Best Bud 1.

- I know you did.
both: Clink!

- Oh, they're way too small.
- Ooh, they're tight.

- They're way too small.
- Hurt.

- They don't fit.
- Not a doctor. Shh.

- Fremulon.

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