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[rumbling]
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[crackling]
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ASHLEY: 30 years ago,
I found the book of the dead.
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Now because I read from the book...
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Misartar.
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Evil has found me.
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[screaming]
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All roads to destroying this evil
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lead to wear it all began.
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The cabin.
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- Let's go back there and end it all.
- You know I'm down.
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The sooner this book
is six feet under, the better.
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[yells]
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Yeah!
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Here's the plan.
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- Whoa!
- Shoot first, think never.
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- [thunder]
- Whoa!
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[grunting]
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That didn't work.
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Present the book to me
and we'll finally end this.
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Ta demuche.
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Pablo!
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[growls]
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You have no idea what you're doing.
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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I wrote this book.
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Your stupid mortal toys
mean nothing to me.
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Take the deal
then go back to Jacksonville.
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I am offering you
the undo button you wanted.
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Normal life in Jacksonville,
the three of us.
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- I can do that.
- Truce.
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♪
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Yeah!
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[laughing]
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Whooo!
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Jacksonville here we come.
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[crashing]
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♪
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♪
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[distant screams]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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Mamma!
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Atar. Artha.
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[hacking and gagging]
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- [groaning]
- [liquid sizzling]
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Artica abomino!
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[yells]
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[sizzling]
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[grunts]
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[creaking]
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I have fought with Atilla the Hun
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and Genghis Khan,
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And this dipshit is my only hope?
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Oh, fuck. What a mess.
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[growls]
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♪
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Summu Nura.
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Ashrica.
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Akrem.
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Ash...
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[revs chainsaw]
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[screaming]
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♪ I don't care ♪
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- [screaming and cheering]
- ♪ I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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Jacksonville, I love you!
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ALL: We love you, Ash!
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I know you do!
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Hey, I love me too!
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[cheering]
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[chanting] Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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[cheering]
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Oh, Jefe.
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You know. You don't have to call
him that any more Pablo.
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'Cause now he's just "water trash,"
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like everyone else in this town.
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Especially non tippers like you, buddy.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Hey, come on, Kell,
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Ash did what he had to do.
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He saved us.
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And left Ruby in charge.
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You know what, I don't trust that bitch
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as far as I can throw her.
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Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay.
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♪ I love it ♪
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Pull!
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[cheering]
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♪ I love it ♪
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Looking good, Eli.
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Hey, Sailor.
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I had fun last night.
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I think I remember that.
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This is my daughter, Hannah.
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Oh, how nice for you to meet me.
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Can I, um, touch it?
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[chuckles]
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My God.
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How does it work?
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Uh, well, I think it's pretty obvious.
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Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with ya,
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I'm not drunk enough to know if
this is good-weird or bad-weird.
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But I'll get there though.
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- [whoosh]
- [laughter]
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- [wind blowing]
- [rattling]
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Fu..
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Whoa!
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[thunder]
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[thunder]
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[shrieks]
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- [electricity buzzes]
- Oh, shit!
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- [storm stops]
- [light buzzes]
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My God...
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I left the windows down in the Delta.
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Whoa!
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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Hey, hey! Time out!
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You're not supposed to be here.
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[yells]
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Didn't you get the memo?
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- There's a truce!
- Talk to Ruby.
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She sent us!
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[shrieks] Balls to the wall!
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[grunts]
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Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy!
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What'd you call me?
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Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw
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Takes your head and skins you raw
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Ashy Slashy, heaven and hell
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Cuts out your tongue
so you can't yell...
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[chainsaw sputters]
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[crashing]
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What the fuck is that?!
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Shoot it in the head!
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[yells]
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Nooo!
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[chainsaw buzzing]
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[yelling]
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[grunting]
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Jefe!
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Your blade!
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♪
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[yells]
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Ugh.
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Give me your eyes!
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[yelling]
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Don't you want to fuck me now?!
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- Huh.
- [dings]
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[groans]
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♪
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[yells]
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Get her off me!
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I think we're good, Kell!
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[grunting]
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Fucking skank!
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[screeching]
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[chainsaw revving]
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[evil laughter]
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You will die like all the others!
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One by one, we will take you!
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All of you!
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[sinister laughter]
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Ladies first.
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♪
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Well, I guess it's safe to say,
the truce is over.
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Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted.
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We've got to put our little
thinking caps on
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and do something...
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Yes! You know I'm in.
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I have been waiting to kick her ass.
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Yeah, amen to that.
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But how, Ruby could be anywhere?
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I know where she is...
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Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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That's my hometown.
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Okay, that's a very specific guess.
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The Deadite gave it away with that song.
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That damn song...
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Alright.
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We're gonna go to Elk Grove.
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We're gonna find Ruby
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and I'm going to bury
that Kandarian Dagger
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deep into her strangely beautiful neck
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and kill her where she stands.
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We'll be back in Jacksonville by Friday.
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Pablo, first round
of 'Ritas is on you, because...
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Oh, because it's the drink of my people.
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That's a little racist, don't you think?
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[chuckles]
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Well, yeah.
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♪
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♪ I seen a hand
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♪ I seen a vision ♪
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♪ It was reaching ♪
♪ through the clouds ♪
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♪ To risk a dream ♪
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KELLY: Sinkholes are still
being reported.
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And look at this, Kenward County.
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Violent crime and murder up 200%
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from this time last year.
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Yeah, Ruby's evil is seeping everywhere.
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Alright. We need a sketch of her
to show the people in town.
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- Pablo?
- I'm on it.
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So, uh, why so long since
you've been home?
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Oh, who drank all the beer?
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I got it.
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Um, you.
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Your bladder must be ready to explode.
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- Oh, please,
- [growling]
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I've been whizzing the whole time.
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- [sinister laughter]
- Ugh!
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Ugh!
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♪ The shadow of this land ♪
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- [thunder]
- _
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♪ The old man is back again ♪
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BOY 1: Do it! I dare you.
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- BOY 2: You do it.
- BOY 1: Chicken.
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- BOY 2: Don't say that.
- BOY 1: Run!
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Ashy Slashy's coming to get you!
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You think Ruby's here?!
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In a crack house?
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No, this is my house.
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Or at least it used to be.
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Oh, it's, it's...
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nice.
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Your parents still live here?
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My parents died a long time ago.
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Just um, give me a sec.
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I've never seen
the Jefe like this before.
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Whatever happened in this town
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seems to really haunt him.
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Look at this creepy fucker.
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Where?
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He was right...
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dude, he was right there.
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[shrieks]
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Oh, shit!
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Asshole.
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[woman screams]
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- [growling]
- [woman screams]
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[horror music on television]
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- [gunshot]
- Oh!
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You come here to rob me, punk?
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Think I won't fight back?
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I'm not robbing you.
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Ashley?
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Hello Dad.
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Been a long time.
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You look...
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Old.
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- Bloated. Like a sack of...
- Yeah, I get the idea.
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How you been, pop?
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- What do you want?
- Nothing.
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Can't a guy come and see his own father?
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, it's um, a utility hand.
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A friend made it for me.
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Check it out. I'm better, stronger...
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- Faster?
- Yeah!
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Bullshit. Looks like some
piece of crap made in China.
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KELLY: What was that gun shot?!
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Alright, put down the guns!
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- What is going on?
- You got a green card kid?
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Kelly, Pablo, meet my father.
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Whoa. Filthy and fine.
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Brock Williams.
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But you can call me Cock.
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He's your father alright.
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00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,227
Um, I thought you said
your Dad was dead.
279
00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:48,609
Dead? He's the one that died. Not me.
280
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,930
Uh, we were sort of dead to each other.
281
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,250
What have you done now?
282
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:54,510
Nothing. We're just looking for someone.
283
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,310
Pablo...
284
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,884
I drew most of it while
the car was moving, but...
285
00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,590
What? You're looking for Bigfoot?
286
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,826
It was a bumpy ride!
287
00:14:03,851 --> 00:14:05,740
Okay, you know what? Forget it.
288
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:06,309
You don't want to help, that's fine.
289
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,957
Some things never change.
290
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,423
Oh, still the victim with you, huh.
291
00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:11,293
Always somebody else's fault.
292
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,128
Somebody else made you go to that cabin.
293
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,862
Somebody else chopped your hand off...
294
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,941
- Ah, no, I did that.
- Somebody else killed your girl.
295
00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:18,245
No, I did that too.
296
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,502
Come on, Dad, you know
exactly what happened.
297
00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,251
Why didn't you set
those people straight?
298
00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:23,791
Because you should have.
299
00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:25,407
Instead you let 'em beat you down
300
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,559
and you ran away with
your tail between your legs.
301
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,486
Thank God your mother
wasn't here to see that.
302
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,413
I did what I had to do.
303
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,781
Ashley, it's taken me a long time
304
00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:36,564
to get my life back together.
305
00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:41,688
I think it's best that you and
the "illegal" here just leave.
306
00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:44,301
Kelly, would you like
to have dinner with me?
307
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,328
That's a hard pass.
308
00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:49,364
Get out.
309
00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:54,657
Let's go.
310
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,471
♪
311
00:14:58,573 --> 00:15:00,575
[indistinct TV chatter]
312
00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:18,293
[bell tolling]
313
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:22,737
Elk Grove.
314
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,616
Hasn't changed a bit.
315
00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:26,340
What's the plan?
316
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,411
We split up. Ask around.
317
00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:28,537
You!
318
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,625
You ruined my life.
319
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,400
I've ruined a lot of people's lives.
320
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:38,791
Here, man. I've got some change.
321
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,201
_
322
00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:48,372
How... what the...
323
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,583
How did...
324
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,263
Thanks.
325
00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:56,294
Okay, let's go.
326
00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:57,755
Jacksonville's waiting.
327
00:16:06,677 --> 00:16:08,845
- [music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
328
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,400
Whoa, Ash Williams.
329
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,445
[chatter stops]
330
00:16:18,907 --> 00:16:20,644
Ash?
331
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,477
Ash Williams, is that you?
332
00:16:23,502 --> 00:16:24,890
Linda Bates!
333
00:16:24,915 --> 00:16:27,446
Holy hell... Wow.
334
00:16:27,727 --> 00:16:29,749
It's been so long.
335
00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:31,686
You look great in that waitress get-up.
336
00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:33,870
Probably even better out of it.
337
00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:34,445
- [chuckles]
- Same Ash.
338
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,698
All okay here?
339
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,365
Yeah.
340
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,119
Little Tommy Emery?!
341
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,120
It's Sheriff Emery now.
342
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:42,596
And I'm all grown up.
343
00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:43,674
You can ask around.
344
00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:44,979
Oh.
345
00:16:46,415 --> 00:16:48,100
Oh, you...
346
00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:51,780
- No! You married Safety Boy?
- Who?
347
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,578
That's what we called him
back when he was a Hall Monitor.
348
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,868
Remember the time you peed your pants
outside the locker room?
349
00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:57,345
Because you were leaning on the door.
350
00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:00,230
- Guilty.
- Hey, that was such a long time ago.
351
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,913
- Right, honey?
- No.
352
00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:03,523
Can you give us a second?
353
00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:04,649
Sure.
354
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,640
Mm, mm, mm...
355
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:09,159
Hey.
356
00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:10,379
Hey!
357
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,565
You've got some huge balls
358
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,251
showing your face in this town.
359
00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:15,677
Yeah, I do.
360
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,512
Notice I never wear gym shorts.
361
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,548
I'm here on business,
looking for a woman.
362
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:20,715
She's bad news.
363
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:21,916
If I don't find her,
364
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,818
you might actually have
something to do around here.
365
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,854
Well then, let's find her for you.
366
00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:29,999
Everyone, this is Ash.
367
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,639
Some of you may know him as Ashy Slashy,
368
00:17:32,664 --> 00:17:35,610
because he went crazy
and chopped up his friends.
369
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:36,530
Okay, that's not true.
370
00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:38,334
I did not go crazy.
371
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,813
I knew exactly what I was doing
372
00:17:39,838 --> 00:17:41,657
when I chopped up my friends.
373
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:45,740
And now, Ashy Slashy is back in town
374
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,576
looking for a new woman.
375
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,415
So, what do people think?
376
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,180
Should we help Ash find another victim?
377
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,621
Or should we kick him back
378
00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,739
to whatever rock he was hiding under?
379
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,386
Fuck this sicko! He's got to go!
380
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,110
Yeah! Get him out!
381
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,276
Ashy Slashy!
382
00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:03,758
[chanting] Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy!
383
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:08,645
Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy!
384
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,518
Ashy Slashy!
385
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:11,770
No.
386
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,628
No more running away.
387
00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:16,817
[gasps]
388
00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:18,873
Alright. Get the gum out
of your ears and listen up,
389
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,448
you inbred, degenerate screw heads...
390
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:22,677
except you Linda.
391
00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,579
You're so not like them.
392
00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:28,583
Yes, I am Ashy Slashy,
393
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:31,353
the Boomstick Butcher
with the Chainsaw Hand.
394
00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,588
But you nimrods got me all wrong...
395
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,525
I'm here to save this town,
to save my town,
396
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,360
whether you like it or not.
397
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:40,562
Now I'm here looking for somebody.
398
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,799
Check it out.
399
00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,568
She goes by the name of Ruby.
400
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,137
Anybody?
401
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:50,505
You use your chainsaw to draw that?
402
00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:53,410
[laughter]
403
00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:54,509
Time to leave, Ash.
404
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,378
Oh, I'm gonna leave alright.
405
00:18:56,478 --> 00:18:58,147
And don't you worry,
406
00:18:58,213 --> 00:19:00,149
after I save all your sorry asses,
407
00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:03,746
you won't see me again
for another thirty years dicksticks!
408
00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:05,587
- Loser!
- Yeah!
409
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,189
[laughter]
410
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:23,538
♪
411
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,183
[unintelligible whisper]
412
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,636
♪
413
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:00,909
Ugh!
414
00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:04,145
[gasps]
415
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,829
Nooooo!
416
00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:14,656
[screaming]
417
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,857
Hey! Hey!
418
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,730
Take it easy.
419
00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:18,800
[panting]
420
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:19,847
Pablo?
421
00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,273
What's wrong?
422
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:24,333
I just saw Ruby.
423
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,434
- Saw Ruby? Where?
- I don't know.
424
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:27,836
I just had a weird vision of her
425
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,240
in front of a big brick building.
426
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,908
There were uh, these
smoke stacks there...
427
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,310
Two big smoke stacks?
428
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:36,711
Yeah.
429
00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:39,914
That sounds like the crematorium...
430
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,650
♪
431
00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:48,757
This is it.
432
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,245
I saw it so clearly.
433
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,695
Pablo, how long you
been having these visions?
434
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,298
Ever since Ruby put that book on my face
435
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,253
I've been having... nightmares.
436
00:20:58,278 --> 00:20:59,701
But they happen while I'm awake.
437
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,935
How come you never said something?
438
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,872
I was afraid.
439
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,308
I don't know what's
happening to me, Jefe.
440
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:09,311
Lets go get some answers.
441
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:10,812
♪
442
00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:25,294
[chimes]
443
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,428
[dings]
444
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,964
We gave peace a chance.
445
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,301
Now it's time for war.
446
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:49,851
[low rumble]
447
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,530
Alright, you two go that way.
448
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:57,000
But remember, these weapons
are only gonna stun Ruby.
449
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,902
So use them to
knock her down or whatever.
450
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,400
Then before she heals...
451
00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:03,573
I'm gonna put an end to this
horse pucky once and for all.
452
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,451
Oh, god!
453
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,320
[growl]
454
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,889
[pipes rattle]
455
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,160
[rattling]
456
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,720
Ruby!
457
00:23:10,106 --> 00:23:12,142
I know you're out there!
458
00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:25,260
Hey!
459
00:23:26,122 --> 00:23:27,307
Creepy kid?
460
00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:28,471
You grew up quick!
461
00:23:28,496 --> 00:23:30,440
You should not have come back, Ashley.
462
00:23:30,465 --> 00:23:33,167
[grunts]
463
00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:35,110
[sinister laugh]
464
00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:37,936
Ugh.
465
00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:44,874
Ash!?
466
00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,790
- Ash?
- It's that way.
467
00:23:47,104 --> 00:23:48,774
- Ah!
- Kelly!
468
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,209
Kelly!
469
00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:52,809
Kell!
470
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,203
[yelling]
471
00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:58,188
[panting]
472
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,803
Kelly!
473
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,117
[Deadite groaning]
474
00:24:16,142 --> 00:24:17,810
[Pablo gasps]
475
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:22,883
[bones creaking]
476
00:24:27,912 --> 00:24:29,948
[grunting]
477
00:24:32,911 --> 00:24:34,746
[chainsaw buzzes]
478
00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:41,720
Yeah, that's it!
479
00:24:41,431 --> 00:24:43,274
Run home and cry to Mamma!
480
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,760
You tell her Ashley J Williams
481
00:24:45,101 --> 00:24:46,588
is looking for her.
482
00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:47,849
Huh!
483
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:51,941
Oh...
484
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,770
Why you...
485
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,490
[coughs]
486
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:00,650
My goodness.
487
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:07,123
[Deadite whispers]
488
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,680
[screech]
489
00:25:36,386 --> 00:25:38,188
[panting]
490
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,306
[yelling]
491
00:25:57,273 --> 00:26:01,640
Kelly, you're stronger than Ash.
492
00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:05,975
Why follow when you should lead.
493
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,201
Ah!
494
00:26:12,355 --> 00:26:14,357
Join us.
495
00:26:14,457 --> 00:26:16,359
[choking]
496
00:26:24,488 --> 00:26:28,371
[singing] ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
497
00:26:28,471 --> 00:26:32,700
♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
498
00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:36,374
♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
499
00:26:36,399 --> 00:26:38,484
- Ah!
- ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
500
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,780
Get this!
501
00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:45,463
Hah!
502
00:26:45,488 --> 00:26:48,358
Yippee Kai-aye mother fu...
503
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,526
[laughter]
504
00:26:55,369 --> 00:26:56,885
Oh, shit...
505
00:26:57,389 --> 00:26:58,783
Oh!
506
00:26:58,808 --> 00:26:59,979
Fuck!
507
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,139
Help!
508
00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:02,783
Help!
509
00:27:02,808 --> 00:27:04,497
Ash!
510
00:27:07,539 --> 00:27:09,233
[whispers & echoes] Ash.
511
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,387
[whispers & echoes] Ash.
512
00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:31,334
- Ash?
- [screams]
513
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,214
You actually found me.
514
00:27:34,239 --> 00:27:35,682
Don't be so surprised you know.
515
00:27:35,707 --> 00:27:38,665
I do have my moments like this one.
516
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:41,750
- Hey.
- You broke our truce, why?
517
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,902
I had no option.
518
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,323
I had to summon you...
519
00:27:44,348 --> 00:27:46,386
What? So you can sic your
creepy ass kids on me?
520
00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:47,786
No.
521
00:27:47,811 --> 00:27:50,922
My children have turned on me.
I have lost control of them.
522
00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,307
They want the Necronomicon.
They're trying to destroy me.
523
00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:55,205
[fake cry] Poor Ruby.
524
00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,401
Yeah, welcome to my world, sweet cheeks.
525
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,830
Doesn't feel so good, does it?
526
00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:00,898
At least you still have
all your appendages!
527
00:28:00,998 --> 00:28:02,990
Now Ash...
528
00:28:02,776 --> 00:28:04,101
I need your help...
529
00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:05,315
Oh.
530
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:06,742
Oh, you need my help?
531
00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:07,872
Okay, first of all,
532
00:28:07,972 --> 00:28:10,192
screw you and your ugly ass kids.
533
00:28:10,217 --> 00:28:11,217
Here's what, I need.
534
00:28:11,242 --> 00:28:12,910
I need to be back in Jacksonville
535
00:28:12,935 --> 00:28:14,253
on my second keg of beer,
536
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:17,198
putting my spicy man meat into
a mother-daughter sandwich,
537
00:28:17,223 --> 00:28:18,357
that's what I need.
538
00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:20,836
As unappetizing as that sounds,
539
00:28:20,861 --> 00:28:22,887
you can still have all of that.
540
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:24,196
Just trust me.
541
00:28:24,221 --> 00:28:26,891
- Help me stop my childre...
- [growls]
542
00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:27,967
Hey!
543
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:29,861
I wasn't done with her!
544
00:28:31,681 --> 00:28:33,299
Help!
545
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,867
Help!
546
00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:38,100
Pablo help!
547
00:28:40,837 --> 00:28:42,572
[gasps]
548
00:28:47,444 --> 00:28:49,146
[coughing]
549
00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,133
[grunts]
550
00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:02,955
Mamma.
551
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,268
Three creepy kids.
552
00:29:11,368 --> 00:29:13,170
Well, Ruby's a big girl.
553
00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:15,230
I'm sure she can handle herself.
554
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,351
Gah!
555
00:29:27,451 --> 00:29:29,828
Where is the Necronomicon?
556
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,555
What have you done with it?
557
00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:33,290
I'll never tell you.
558
00:29:35,459 --> 00:29:37,940
[yells in pain]
559
00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:42,333
Oh, those damn radar eyes.
560
00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:45,490
Do I save her 'cause I should?
561
00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:47,138
Or cause she's hot?
562
00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:50,995
Mamma.
563
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,440
ASH: [whistles]
564
00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:55,110
Alright, you naked assholes,
565
00:29:55,135 --> 00:29:57,270
time to pick on someone your own size.
566
00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:58,981
[growls]
567
00:30:03,565 --> 00:30:04,700
[growls]
568
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:09,260
[revs chainsaw]
569
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,578
You want some?!
570
00:30:14,331 --> 00:30:16,367
[yells]
571
00:30:19,336 --> 00:30:21,580
You feel that? Huh? Do you?
572
00:30:21,605 --> 00:30:24,608
You feel that? [laughing]
573
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,277
Do you?
574
00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:41,644
The Necronomicon says you
are humanity's true savior.
575
00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:44,956
This is where your story ends, Jefe!
576
00:30:46,463 --> 00:30:48,132
[shriek]
577
00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:02,747
Mom.
578
00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:08,242
I'm sorry.
579
00:31:16,336 --> 00:31:18,117
Sorry, creepy kid.
580
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,243
Playtime's over.
581
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,737
Night-night.
582
00:31:48,211 --> 00:31:49,803
I told you you could trust me.
583
00:31:49,828 --> 00:31:52,223
- Jefe!?
- Stay the fuck away from him!
584
00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:53,530
I got this.
585
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,364
I've made a huge mess.
586
00:31:56,389 --> 00:32:00,420
Yeah, you really fudged
the bowl this time, didn't you?
587
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:01,870
And now you want me to put
the old rubber gloves on
588
00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:03,303
and help you scrub it clean.
589
00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:05,567
Part of me is already
regretting calling you here.
590
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,597
Get used to that feeling.
591
00:32:06,622 --> 00:32:07,699
- Where's the book?
- Hid it.
592
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:08,958
Go get it.
593
00:32:09,148 --> 00:32:11,828
My children are too
powerful for me alone.
594
00:32:12,262 --> 00:32:14,430
Ash, I need you.
595
00:32:14,865 --> 00:32:17,240
All of you, help me retrieve the Book
596
00:32:17,265 --> 00:32:19,340
and send them back to Hell.
597
00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:20,894
Give me a second.
598
00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:22,438
You guys good with that?
599
00:32:22,904 --> 00:32:24,161
Huh?
600
00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:25,770
Okay.
601
00:32:25,795 --> 00:32:26,934
We get the Book.
602
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,610
Send your loser kids back to Hell...
603
00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:30,555
we're back in Jacksonville by Friday.
604
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:33,783
Pablo, first round of 'Ritas
is on you, because...
605
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:36,186
Ah, yeah, you already used that one.
606
00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:37,670
- Really?
- Word-for-word.
607
00:32:37,695 --> 00:32:38,696
Wow.
608
00:32:39,199 --> 00:32:40,934
Maybe I'm getting
that bad memory disease.
609
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,380
- Alzheimer's?
- Alzheimer's?!
610
00:32:42,405 --> 00:32:43,708
That's a bad memory disease.
611
00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:44,968
Why would you mention that?
612
00:32:44,993 --> 00:32:46,995
Focus up, we got work to do!
613
00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:50,462
Let's go save the world.
614
00:32:50,487 --> 00:32:53,736
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615
00:32:53,761 --> 00:32:55,963
♪
616
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,617
♪ Been sailing the space waves ♪
617
00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:06,412
♪ It seems like forever ♪
618
00:33:09,749 --> 00:33:14,453
♪ I can't count the miles ♪
♪ my mind has flown ♪
619
00:33:17,656 --> 00:33:19,263
♪ Yeah people ♪
620
00:33:19,271 --> 00:33:21,507
♪ I've been somewhere ♪
621
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:24,644
♪ While on my way to nowhere ♪
622
00:33:24,744 --> 00:33:27,279
♪ And I discovered my ways ♪
623
00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:30,617
♪ Have a mind of their own ♪
624
00:33:34,286 --> 00:33:36,188
♪ I'm a star rider ♪
625
00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:39,225
♪ In a race about me ♪
626
00:33:42,161 --> 00:33:44,697
♪ I'm here for the romance ♪
627
00:33:44,797 --> 00:33:47,990
♪ Think of this song ♪
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