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[Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy familywho lost everything
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and the one son who had no choice
but to keep them all together.
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[theme music playing]
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[Ron] It's Arrested Development.
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- [player beeping]
- [projector whirring]
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[waves crashing in distance]
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[George Sr.] Very disappointed
with these swimsuits.
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- That's right.
- [George Sr.] What's with the shirts?
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You better bring it to the talent portion,
Michael!
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A little more Magnum, PI,
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- a little less Higgins.
- [both laugh]
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Looking for a little Magnum, PI?
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Oh, for God sakes.
Is that Stan Sitwell's eyebrow?
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I... I... I just told him
he didn't leave it here!
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- [knocking on door]
- [Lucille] Get that off your face,
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- you horse's ass.
- [George Sr.] Who the hell shows up
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- in the middle of a pageant?
- [door opens]
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- [woman] Guess who!
- [George Sr.] Mimi.
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Mom.
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I should have called.
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Hi! [chuckles]
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[gasps] Look at you!
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Look at all of you,
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rushing your Mimi... [sighs]
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This is your grandmother.
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- [George Sr.] Kids, rush your Mimi.
- What are you doing here, Mom?
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Well, I wasn't gonna miss the last summer
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at the beach house
with my gorgeous family.
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Last summer?
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You're sick?
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No. No,
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- I... I meant... I did... I missed this...
- Yeah.
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...last summer,
and, uh... I want to be with you, and...
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someone's got a big birthday coming up.
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Where's my Lindsay?
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[Lindsay] Right here.
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- Hi, Mimi.
- [Mimi gasps]
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And it's really not
that big of a birthday.
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I mean, I'm just turning 14.
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And Michael is, too,
because they're twins.
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[whispers] Of course you are.
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I'm Gob.
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Uh... Why did you name him that?
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Mother, we haven't seen you
in five years.
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You don't need to come in here
and criticize my children
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- in the middle of a pageant. We're...
- Oh!
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Oh, you kept that tradition?
Did your mother tell you
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- that I'm the one who started that?
- [Lucille] Well, that's true,
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but you never let me wear the sash
when I was little.
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Oh, please, you were never little.
[laughs]
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[quietly] Your mother was never little.
[laughs]
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[children chuckling]
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[gasps] Oh, but this is perfect,
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'cause I have a prize
for one of the kids.
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We already have a trophy for the winner.
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It has a little magician on it.
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[Lucille] Yes, for whoever wins.
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They didn't have one
with a boy doing push-ups.
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[Mimi] All right.
The trophy can be your prize.
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My prize is for whoever
I deem to be the winner.
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It's an all-expense paid cruise...
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- with her grandmother.
- [dramatic instrumental music plays]
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All right, kids, why don't you get ready
for the, uh, talent portion?
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- Let the grown-ups talk.
- [Mimi] Mm-hmm.
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You know,
I've been in the house five minutes.
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You haven't even offered me
so much as a pitcher of martinis.
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I'll make two.
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- [door closes]
- [Lucille] So, you're not taking a cruise
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- with Uncle Jack this year?
- Uh, no. No.
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Jack dumped me. [sniffles]
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He says he wants to start
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- a clean slate on his 80th birthday.
- [cocktail shaker rattles]
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Ah, well, anyway,
I just thought the cruise
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would be the perfect gift
for whoever wins.
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I know what you're up to.
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You're not taking Lindsay.
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Well, soon, Lindsay will be old enough
to make that decision for herself.
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And I know you won't let me take Buster.
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My God, when he was three years old,
you still had him on a leash! [laughs]
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I said, "She's gonna make
a murderer out of that one."
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Oh, but we're getting ahead of ourselves!
Let's see who wins the competition.
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And I can be a judge.
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Never too early to get Buster used
to being in front of a judge.
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[ominous piano music playing]
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[projector whirring]
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[Ron] George Sr.and Lucille entered a courtroom
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that abounded with memories
of Bluth family get-togethers.
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[Barry] Hi! Oh, hi.
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- I've saved you some seats right here.
- Okay. Thank you.
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Right in front, right...
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[Ron] But there was nothingthat could prepare them for the shock
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- [gasps]
- ...of seeing the bailiff
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- lead their son into the courtroom.
- [Lucille] I cannot believe this.
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This is the guy who used to bring me out
during my trials.
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- Oh, God, it's great to see you, Chuck.
- Oh! I remember Chuck.
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- You used to catch him when he'd run.
- Actually,
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- I'm Chuck's son.
- No. You're little CJ?
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- [CJ] Mm-hmm.
- Your parents must be so proud.
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[chuckles] Well, I'm sure every parent
is proud of their...
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Well, why don't I just chain your boy
to the bench here?
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- That would be fine. Thank you.
- [clicks]
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- [handcuffs jangling]
- [in singsong voice] Mother...
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Is there anybody else
you'd like to say hello to, Mother?
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At least I came to your trial.
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For mine, you were too busy juicing it up
with that woman you probably pushed...
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- [in singsong voice] Careful.
- Yep.
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- You look different.
- [chains rattle]
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I'm growing dreads, Mother.
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Dreads right out of my head.
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Just because you have
an African-American left hand,
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all of a sudden you're Ray Charles?
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And I thought you Alibabaed one
that was less... threatening.
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- [Buster mutters]
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- Michael, what are you doing here?
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You kidding me?
I want to see our legal team in action.
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I mean, we're certainly spending a fortune
on them.
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[Ron] It was a legal teamthat Barry had suggested.
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...the Guilty Guys.
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Very expensive but very, very good,
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especially if you're guilty.
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[Ron] The so-called Guilty Guyswere a law firm
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whose record was so unblemished...
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they'd even been the subject
of a reality show.
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The project,
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which was to show a single case
over the span of a season...
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- [judge] How do you plead?
- ...was abandoned
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early on by Netflix
as not being binge-worthy.
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[Michael] Where is this team
we're spending all our money on?
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And... And please tell me
that it is not Barry.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just here as a fan.
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And for the referral fee.
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I'm gonna go in the hall
and see if they're here.
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- Okay.
- [Barry] I'm gonna try and get a selfie
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- with the G-Man.
- Shouldn't you be working on the wall?
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Uh, you know what? I wanna...
I want to take a step back.
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I want to let my son flap his wings a bit.
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Oh, God. Did he take another swing at you?
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[clicks tongue]
No, that... that's not what he did.
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George Michael fired you?
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[Ron] That is�what he did.
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But it was only after Michael,
having discovered his parents
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were in cahoots
with Chinese investors to build
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a border wall,
secretly spent the investors' money
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to merge with his son's company...
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- I bought Fakeblock.
- What?
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[Ron] ...provoking a dire warningfrom his parents.
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They're going to be mildly displeased.
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[Ron] And though he refusedto doom his son's company
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- by selling it...
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
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George Michael's
got nothing to do with this.
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[Ron] ...a package from China threateneda more literal sort of defeat,
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which is how Michael came to announce
both that he was building
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- a border wall...
- ...just for this project.
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[Ron] ...and that it was the reasonhe purchased Fakeblock
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- in the first place.
- [Michael speaking indistinctly]
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[Ron] George Michael felt bulldozedby the announcement.
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[George Michael] What the [bleep]!?
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- [Ron] Even though it was Gob...
- We're building a wall!
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Come back in two weeks!
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[Ron] ...who moved up the dateof the unveiling,
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which is what led to this.
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- We're gonna need it in a month.
- You're fired.
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Which, because of the merger,
he had the right to do, but don't worry.
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The wall's gonna be fine. Gob's on it.
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I don't want George Michael
feeling guilty,
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so I told Gob,
when it comes to the foot,
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- that mum's the word.
- [Ron] Although "clear" might've been
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- an overstatement.
- It was a great move
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to get ridof your dad.
Can't let fear run a business.
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How do you mean, fear?
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Well, you get sent one severed foot
from the Chinese,
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and, all of a sudden,
you turn into a crybaby.
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The Chinese sent my dad
a severed human foot?
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Yeah. Although they call it a "mum."
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Mum's the word
for "severed human foot" in Chinese.
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I don't even know how I know that.
But it's to ensure
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that he finishes building the wall
or whatever.
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It's like, you know what?
Like, call me after you've been lured down
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to a rock quarry,
and someone threatens
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to ruin your magic career
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if you go to gay conversion therapy,
and it works. [chuckles]
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I mean, seriously, call me after that,
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because I'd be curious
to see how... how you'd handle it.
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[Lucille] Well, having a childtry to embarrass you
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is part of parenting, sweetheart.
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Mine's chained to a bench.
So, in that sense, he's an overachiever.
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- [door opens]
- [CJ] All rise.
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The Superior Court
of Orange County is now in session.
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The Honorable Judge Spencer Stanley
presiding.
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Please be seated.
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- CJ, let me get to the chair.
- [CJ] Sorry.
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[Stanley] Does Defense have
a counsel ready?
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Uh... not quite yet, Your Honor.
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Someone care to explain to me why
there's no one to represent the client?
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- [upbeat theme music playing]
- They're here! The Guilty Guys are here.
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Oh, it's the Guilty Guys?
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They're here. They're actually here.
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- They're coming down the hall.
- [CJ] All rise
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- for the Guilty Guys.
- CJ, you don't have to... [sighs]
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Okay, great. Now I can't see.
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[Ron] And so,perhaps as an intimidation tactic,
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the Guilty Guys finally arrived,
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the fruits
of their very expensive preparation
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on full display.
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It was hard for anyone
not to get caught up in the pageantry.
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Uh, Barry?
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[cart squeaks]
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[Stanley] On the count
of murder in the first degree,
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how does the defendant plead?
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- [Anita clears throat]
- Your Honor, in the case
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of The State of Californiav. Buster Bluth,
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we'd like to enter a plea of... guilty.
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Hmm. Okay. Let's set a date
for a sentencing presentation.
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And on a personal note,
I just want to say that it is not often
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in the course of a jurisprudence career
that a judge has the...
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- I want to say privilege...
- Sorry. Did...
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Did... Did you say... Did they say guilty?
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[Barry] Look at that.
There is always a guy
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who wants to know what's going on.
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It's why I could never go
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- to the movies with my father.
- Hello? Not!
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We'd like to plead not guilty, Your Honor.
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Not guilty?
You hired us to plead not guilty?
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[scoffs] Well, that's a first.
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- [Michael] Barry, what's going on?
- [Barry] Yeah?
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[Michael] What's happening?
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You didn't want to plead guilty?
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Of course not! Buster's not guilty.
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Well, then, these are not the guys.
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No, I thought I told you that
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if I was guilty,
then I would hire these guys,
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'cause they get the best sentences.
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You're saying
these guys cannot represent us
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in... in a not guilty plea?
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Why would you want to pay them
for two months?
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I don't think they've ever been
on a case that long.
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[Ron] Which wasthe same problem the producers
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of the Netflix series had,
and actually why it was canceled
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- before the end of the main title.
- Your Honor,
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we'd like to enter a plea of...
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guilty.
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- Oh, honest to God, Barry...
- [Barry] Okay.
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Okay, let me take care of this.
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Can I just ask,
would you mind staying on the case
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if it's not guilty?
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- Sidebar, please. Sidebar.
- [Ron] And, true to their reputation,
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this pivotal moment
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would also prove anti-climactic.
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- Hey, yeah, we're out. We just can't...
- Really?
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- We can't defend their son. Bye.
- [sighs]
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- [all cheering and whooping]
- [Jack] Yeah! Yes!
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- Yes!
- [Shara] We did it!
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They're out.
We won't be hearing from them again.
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Except for what they're gonna charge us
for the phone call.
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- They've never technically won a case...
- Mm-hmm.
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...but they've never lost a fee.
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Of course,
the bad news is Lottie is pushing
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to get this on the docket
within the month.
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- But we don't have an attorney.
- [Barry] Well, that's what I said.
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This DA, she is a killer.
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She has never lost a case.
Well, just once.
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But then,
her ex was the opposing counsel.
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Well, that's our answer.
We gotta get him as our attorney.
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Oh, no. He's retired.
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Which is too bad,
because she was so flustered
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by his argument,
she called for a mistrial.
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I have never seen Lottie Dottie cower
like that before.
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Of course,
she was called Lottie Radler back then.
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- Lottie Radler?
- Yeah.
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What's her ex-husband's name?
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- Dustin.
- Uh-uh. She means Lottie's ex.
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Dustin Radler, the guy you're dating.
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No, it can't be.
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I mean, he said he was retired, but,
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uh... I have to get him on this case.
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Well, I don't think
he's gonna do it for free.
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I'll let him move in.
That's what he wants.
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No, no, no, no.
You're so close to ending it with him.
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I mean, I...
You don't want to be leading him on.
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We have to get our son off,
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and in three weeks,
a mistrial is the only thing in our favor.
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So that's my choice?
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Between my wife and my son?
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[Barry] Isn't that the worst?
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Especially when you're checking
into a hotel.
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Here's my advice.
Always say that he's your wife,
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'cause they never have the balls to check.
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I'm out of context again, aren't I?
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[quietly] I'm so sorry.
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[Ron] After firing his father,George Michael
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was visited by Maeby,
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who had father problems of her own.
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[Maeby] ...about being a backup person
in the Blue Man Group,
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when he realizes that Marge is over,
so of course he yells,
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"Voices up."
And then I gotta hear Mrs. Featherbottom
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cover by saying she meant
"makeup," not "backup" person,
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and then go on to brag that,
for four years,
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she blew three men five times a day,
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and now we've been called
before the board
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- for the third time.
- Well, why don't you ask them to move out?
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It's not that easy.
Remember when your dad lived with you?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah,
we had to do some crazy vote-out thing
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where he... he forgot how voting worked.
He voted for himself.
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[Ron] In fact,it was a deeply complicated plan
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that required Michael believing
he was voting out
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a third roommate, only to discover
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that the three turned on him...
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Michael. Michael. Michael.
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[Ron] ...leading to a sense of betrayal
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that neither father nor son
would soon recover from.
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[Maeby] Oh.I just remember it working, so,
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maybe a vote will do it.
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But you better watch out,
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because the gang's gonna try
and live with you
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- at Sudden Valley.
- Well, with all the construction going on
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right now, they wouldn't get through.
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Construction for what?
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The wall.
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You're building the wall?
I thought that's why you fired your dad.
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Yeah, well, that was before I realized...
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there was something else...
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afoot.
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George Michael, you can't do that.
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Building that wall is gonna affect
real people.
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[George Michael] I don't have the luxury
of worrying about that.
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Someone's gotta protect this family.
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Well, what about their families?
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I got to know some of those people
when I was working in that border town,
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acting like I was getting to know
those people.
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You sound just like
a slightly self-aware Aunt Lindsay.
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Well, you sound
just like a minimally-woke Uncle Michael.
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I'm not gonna go into this,
because I don't want you getting involved,
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but we're building the wall.
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Fine. Abandon your morals.
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Build your dumb wall.
Appease your dumb guilt
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at firing your father
because of his dumb investment.
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It's not dumb. He's the only person
who ever believed in this company.
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Which isn't real, so that makes it dumb.
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You know what?
I don't even care anymore, though.
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It'll be you who's guilty of fraud.
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But, hey,
maybe you can get those dumb attorneys
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from that short Netflix show
that's not on the air anymore.
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[man] They canceled that?
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[Ron] Lucille was attemptingto get a lawyer herself...
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Dusty, after revealing to him
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that she now knew
about his relationship
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with Lottie Dottie.
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- Da.
- Da.
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Da! Oh, I knew you'd find out eventually.
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I mean, I haven't exactly been
in a courtroom for...
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For several years, I know.
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I wouldn't ask if I had other options.
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- Look, I don't want to take advantage...
- [sighs]
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...but your ex wants to make sure
my son can never truly be free
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in his life, and maybe you think
I'm an overbearing mother,
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but I will not let this DA take my job.
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I think you're a very caring mother.
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In fact, I'll go one step further.
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I think this is
how a mother's supposed to act.
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Oh, so she's not as sweet
as she seems, is she?
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Trust me, it's all an act.
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She's not even interested in children.
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Well, maybe, like, babies,
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but that's weird,
because who likes babies?
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Mm, especially in the early years, I know.
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Well, this is a way to expose her.
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I mean, she'll be so rattled,
she'll call for a mistrial
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before you're even finished
with your opening statement.
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Oh, boy, now I'm really tempted.
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Yeah. I ca... I can't wait to see her face
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when she learns
that you're the one I'm with now.
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Believe me, I even wanted to lie
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and tell her things had gotten sexual
with us, but...
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I didn't want to make things weird.
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You don't have to tell her about us.
I mean, I'm old enough to be your mother.
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00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,171
Right.
That's why I chose the word "weird."
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00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,342
But maybe that's why I've been eager
to move in with you.
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And I think maybe it's time
for that to happen.
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[Dusty] Then I'm in.
I will be your lawyer.
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Let her see what I can do
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when I'm with a woman
who totally accepts me.
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I wouldn't change a thing, and of course,
you'll need to cut your hair.
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Oh, that'll make her totally crazy.
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Yeah. She could never get me to do that.
[scoffs]
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[Ron] But precious weekshad passed
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before Michael had even heard of the plan.
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They're gonna do one of their slimy
cheat-the-system shortcuts
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that never works
instead of postponing the trial?
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00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,373
[Buster speaking on phone]
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00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,590
Okay, I have to take over the case.
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[Buster]
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Not if he's unprepared.
You... You need someone
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who's... who's got a background.
I mean...
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[Buster]
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With your case.
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[Buster]
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00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,775
No, I don't think that.
I am the... [clears throat]
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00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,029
Hey, look... look, I...
We're in a financial jam right now.
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00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,698
You know? I... I even had to use
my show business connections
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to get a film crew
to rent out the cottage
401
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for a couple of days.
You know, of course,
402
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- the real payment there was...
- [Buster]
403
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,997
Uh, no, not at all. No. The...
404
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,374
And that was the real payment,
just to see her reaction
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00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,044
to a boom operator standing
on her bed, it was worth it.
406
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,755
But... I... I don't know,
may... maybe we can now afford,
407
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,089
like, one Guilty Guy.
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00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,091
[Buster, voice shaking]
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- Allegedly.
- [Buster, in singsong voice]
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00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,102
[in normal voice]
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00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,021
I just spoke to her today.
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- In person?
- [Michael] Uh, no.
413
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- On the phone. She calls me all the time.
- Oh!
414
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,651
[Michael] I heard her
in her apartment earlier.
415
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[Ron] Michael had been duckingLucille 2's calls...
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[Lucille, on phone] It's Lucille Austero.
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I've been looking...
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- No!
- [Ron] ...after she disappeared
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on what he believed was May 6th.
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[Michael] Oh, my God, no,
this... this is open and shut.
421
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,208
No, I am taking over the case.
422
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,627
- [Buster speaking on phone]
- No, I have to. I have proof.
423
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,587
She left voice mails. Hold on.
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00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,340
[Ron] And that's when Michael realizedwhy all the phone calls
425
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from Lucille 2 during her campaign
426
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always went on about the same thing.
427
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,430
[Lucille 2, on voice mail]
It's Lucille Austero.
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00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,015
I've been looking for you.
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00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,184
- I know you haven't forgotten...
- [phone beeps]
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00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,770
[Michael] Uh, I guess I erased them.
Yeah, fine.
431
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,314
Sure, we'll try it your way.
We'll do the Dusty mistrial thing.
432
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,774
Yup. Yes, that could work.
433
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,403
[Ron] Knowing that Fakeblockwould be revealed as a fraud
434
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,114
at the coming unveiling,
435
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,700
George Michael realized
he needed to create a distraction.
436
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,121
So he went to the most easily distracted
person he knew.
437
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,831
["Drive" by The Cars playing
on stereo]
438
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,541
Hey, man. Got a minute?
439
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,626
- Hey, um, Gob?
-
Who's gonna tell you when...
440
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:50,003
- Yes? Oh, I just... Yep. Just...
- [George Michael] Um, uh...
441
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,464
Um, yeah. I've been thinking
about this wall thing.
442
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,008
I... I think
that maybe we just cancel the event,
443
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,261
and, uh, just do it for the investors.
444
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,138
Cancel the event?
445
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,516
[chuckles] No. We can't cancel the gig.
446
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,393
[George Michael]
It's gonna be boring. I mean,
447
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,186
there's nothing to it.
We're gonna have press
448
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,939
and TV cameras out there
and have this giant audience.
449
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,025
For what? Just... Just to look at a wall?
450
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,485
Or, I mean...
451
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,281
[scoffs] Oh, George Michael, no.
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If there are gonna be
as many people there as you think,
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I gotta put on a goddamn show.
454
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,372
A magic show... from me.
455
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,291
- Yep. Great.
- [Gob] They come to look at a wall?
456
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,503
- We make it so they can't look away.
- Do you really think so?
457
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,462
[Gob] Yes!
458
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,382
Except for a very few specific moments
where we need them to look away,
459
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,384
so I can do the little tricky part.
460
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,597
I also think it's a great opportunity
to lure...
461
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,600
[Ron] Gob knew he couldn't saythat it could lure Tony Wonder
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00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,769
out of hiding,
while simultaneously allowing Gob
463
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to go back to his straight life
464
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,023
- without angering...
- Angering...
465
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,399
- [Ron] ...the gay Mafia.
- ...the gay Mafia.
466
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,359
- Yes. Absolutely. No.
- [George Michael] Right. Well,
467
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,278
would you maybe be in charge of that?
468
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:57,946
[scoffs] Great.
469
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,159
I'll be here all [bleep] night!
470
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,579
[Ron] Gob would leave the officethree minutes later.
471
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,293
[Ron] The night before the trial,George Sr. arrived at the cottage...
472
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,253
I thought you wanted me
to pre-tie his tie.
473
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,255
[Ron] ...to review their legal�strategy.
474
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,091
He's not here. He ran off.
He's flipping out.
475
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,344
[George Sr.]
What is he flipping out about?
476
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,430
I thought he wins every case. I mean,
it's Lottie who should be flipping out.
477
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,765
Oh, I'm sure she will.
478
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,434
It... It's just pre-trial jitters.
479
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,771
- [Ron] It was more than pre-trial jitters.
- God, I can't breathe.
480
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,523
It's choking me. [grunts]
481
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,567
Hey, what's the matter with you?
482
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,903
Shouldn't you be working
on your opening statement?
483
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,279
Ah, I hate it!
484
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,324
I just wasted an hour and a half
working on an opening joke,
485
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,035
till I realized
that it's from Fast and Furious.
486
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,120
It doesn't even work
unless you're in a Camaro.
487
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,538
[Lucille]
Why are you worried about a joke?
488
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,624
You just need an opening argument.
489
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,419
Well, because my argument comes
right after I state,
490
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,505
"If you think that's funny,
wait until you hear
491
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,882
what the opening statement
the prosecution is gonna give."
492
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,844
I thought the prosecution went first
and then the defense.
493
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,264
Sorry, I forgot, you know everything.
494
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,933
No, I'm sorry. I'm just anxious.
495
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,768
You're anxious?! [scoffs]
496
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,813
You're the mother of the defendant,
everybody's favorite.
497
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,274
I'm gonna be the one
everyone's staring at,
498
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,985
and I know literally
who's gonna be judging me the most.
499
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,445
- The judge can't show favoritism.
- No.
500
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,948
- Lottie!
- [Lucille] Oh, that's ridiculous.
501
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:26,285
Trust me, the moment
she sees you walk into that courtroom,
502
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,703
the joke's going to be on her!
503
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,247
Yeah! That's why I wanted
to tell the joke first!
504
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,125
God! You never listen to me!
505
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,794
What are you doing?
Nobody's even swimming out there!
506
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,089
Okay, Dusty,
you really need to calm down.
507
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,092
Ah. You calm down.
Stop telling me what to do.
508
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,219
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be your mother,
509
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,305
but... but I'm worried about my son.
510
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,140
Okay. If you don't want to be my mother,
511
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,059
then maybe stop referring to me
as your son, how about that?
512
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,979
I... I'm talking about Buster.
513
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,774
Yes!
You're always talking about Buster.
514
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,652
Buster this, Buster that.
How are you gonna represent Buster?
515
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,654
Have you talked to Buster today?
You know what?
516
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,531
[grunts]
517
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,450
No!
518
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,744
No, say it.
519
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,371
I hate him!
520
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,789
I hope he loses!
521
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,460
I'm going to my fort! [sighs]
522
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,628
[Ron]
But even this could provide no solace
523
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,257
- for Dusty.
- Hey! Locals only, brosef.
524
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,426
Turista non grata, dude.
525
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,678
Yo, dudes! It's me,
526
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,264
- Dusty!
- What's with the tie?
527
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,724
Yeah, I know.
528
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,975
She made me wear it.
529
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,228
[indistinct chatter]
530
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,648
[man] Get lost!
531
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,904
- [sad piano music playing]
- That's right, keep walking, pal.
532
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,989
[George Sr.] Jitters can be bad.
Remember when I had them
533
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,908
the night before we went to trial
534
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,952
- for that tax evasion in '88?
- [Lucille] Oh, yeah.
535
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,997
- We had to hide all that boy fight money.
- [George Sr.] Yeah.
536
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,583
You gave me
that "in case you're going away" present.
537
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,460
That got the jitters out of me.
538
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,421
What do you think about doing that
with Dusty?
539
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,842
How can you ask me that?
540
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,053
I just know how you can be.
There was a time
541
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,055
right after Gob was born...
542
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:14,267
when you grew cold
and contemptuous of everyone.
543
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,644
You remember that?
544
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,979
Well, only because it's still going on.
545
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,357
Maybe I've pulled away from him.
546
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:24,236
In fact, most nights he goes back home
to sleep in his own bed.
547
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,863
Which is fine.
I... I want his head in his work.
548
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:31,535
Huh. That doesn't necessarily mean
yours has to take the night off.
549
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,286
Hey, I hate the idea,
550
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,998
but we gotta do something to get
his confidence in that courtroom,
551
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,127
and I am willing to shut my eyes
and let it happen.
552
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,464
Now you know how I felt all those years,
George.
553
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,888
[Ron] But even though Lucille felt goodabout making George feel bad,
554
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,473
she knew that he was right.
555
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,144
So that evening, she arrived at the home
556
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,479
she felt Dusty had been driven back to
557
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,690
by her lack of physical affection.
558
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,900
Someone will be with you
in just a moment.
559
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,195
Although it was considerably less modest
than she had imagined.
560
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,281
[piano music playing]
561
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,118
- May I help you?
- I'm sorry.
562
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,412
I thought this was
where Dustin Radler lived.
563
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,330
Mr. Radler's in his bedroom.
564
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,458
- I'll have to announce you.
- Announce me?
565
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,418
- Carla, please!
- No, no. I...
566
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,587
I was just going to casually drop by.
567
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,174
- Carla, Miss...
- Bluth. Lucille Bluth.
568
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,426
Yeah, is here for a casual drop-by.
569
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,553
Why is this the first
I'm hearing about it?
570
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,680
I'm sorry. I didn't...
Was the casual drop-by
571
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:34,890
scheduled within the month?
572
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,058
You don't need to ask that.
Just check all the way back
573
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,227
- through May.
- May I be of assistance?
574
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,937
[woman] Mrs. Bluth is here for a CDB,
575
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,606
and Carla didn't know about it.
576
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,317
Most likely
because it wasn't made into a Vine.
577
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,318
[man] That's fine,
578
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,695
I'm sure it was booked
through our second floor staff.
579
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,448
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were close to the Salazars.
580
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,824
No, I didn't book...
581
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,577
- Who are the Salazars?
- [man] The second floor staff.
582
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:59,289
Mrs. Salazar was our pantry captain
for 15 years.
583
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,875
[woman] Yes,
back when she was Ms. Bautista.
584
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,711
Three guesses what she did
to get on two.
585
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,255
[Lucille] No. You... You...
I'm just here to see Dusty.
586
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,798
Uh, Mr. Radler.
587
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:12,052
But, I... I... I'm sorry,
you all work for him?
588
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,179
He never mentioned
that he had so much...
589
00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,765
[Ron]
Lucille thought better of saying "money."
590
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,726
- ...of a staff here.
- [man] On the first floor?
591
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,604
What, does he now think
the Salazars control everything?
592
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,690
I told you!
The first floor used to mean something
593
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:26,691
in this house.
594
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,402
Jean, no.
595
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,029
That pantry is unguarded.
596
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,408
You must start keeping up that datebook.
Jean!
597
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,329
[Ron] Lucille could tell there was tensionamong her boyfriend's staff,
598
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,331
and she felt compelled to say...
599
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,750
How rich is this sand hobo?
600
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,585
[Ron] Well, yeah, she did say that.
601
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,255
But about the staff, she also said...
602
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,923
I'm going to [bleep] him.
603
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,466
[Ron] Oh, ap-- apologies.
604
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,761
I don't know why I thought
she said something about the staff.
605
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,307
[Ron] On the next Arrested Development...
606
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,601
- [DeBrie] Annette.
- [Ron] Maeby uses
607
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,437
her mathematical ingenuity
to rig an election.
608
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,481
- Annette.
- Dad said no talking.
609
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,858
Then why the hell are you talking, Bev?
Why the...
610
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:12,237
I'm sorry. I didn't know
they would both vote against you.
611
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,032
- "My daughter Annette."
- [Tobias] The... Uh, or...
612
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,660
I wouldn't have voted that way,
is what I meant to say.
613
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,746
- Should we read the last one?
- [Maeby] No.
614
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,291
Because it's just gonna say my name.
615
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,128
I voted myself out, too, okay?
'Cause I can't take it anymore.
616
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,089
You've taken all the fun
out of the worst part of life.
617
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,551
[Ron] But while packing up,
618
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,095
Maeby comes across something
of Stan Sitwell's
619
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,514
from before she moved in.
620
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,894
[Maeby]
So if these people really disappeared...
621
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,233
...that means
there's an ocean view available.
622
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,906
[upbeat music playing]
623
00:26:56,956 --> 00:27:01,506
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