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[Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family
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who lost everything,
and the one son who had no choice
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but to keep them all together.
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[theme song playing]
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It's Arrested Development.
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- [film reel clicking]
- [player beeps]
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[Lucille] Gotta avoid the sun.
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Right there.
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Sorry, Gob. Looks like there
isn't gonna be enough for you.
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I never should have done Lindsay first.
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Lindsay's having a widening spurt.
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Please, I don't need any suntan lotion.
Dad never wears any.
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Yeah. And he's doing fine
in the lady department.
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- [Lucille chuckles] Oh.
- [George Sr.] Well, Buster doesn't know
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what the hell he's talking about!
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I think Buster was actually talking
about Mom.
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Oh, yes. No, uh... I thought...
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you were talking about recent...
Yes, thank you.
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Yes, she is, uh...
She is quite the beauty.
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You kids have a lot of competition
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for this year's family pageant.
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Who is going to be...
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Mr. and Mrs. Bluth 1982?
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[Lucille laughs] Oh!
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[Lindsay sighs]
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It's always you guys.
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- [chuckles]
- [Lindsay] We don't have a chance.
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Well, that's the downside
of having a mother who never ages.
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It must be something in these cigarettes.
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It doesn't hurt
that you guys are the judges.
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- They are?
- You guys are the judges?
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I knew this day would come.
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- Maybe it is time.
- [sighs]
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, uh...
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Kids, your mother and I have discussed it,
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and you're all old enough now
to actually impress us,
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so...
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...we're out of the running.
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[Lucille] But that means
you need to step up your efforts
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in the talent portion.
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I already know what I'm doing.
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And it can't just be push-ups.
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[stammering]
Yeah, it won't just be push-ups.
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[Lucille] So, good luck,
everyone, in the pageant.
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I'm sure you'll all be thin
by Thursday, Lindsay.
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- [George Sr.] Out you go.
- Although, not so fast.
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You have to wait
until your brother Buster's hooked up.
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Oh, come on.
He still has to wear that dog collar?
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It's not a dog collar.
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- It's Buster's Gentleman Collar.
- Gentleman Collar.
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And he barely even knows it's there.
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[Buster] Yeah, I barely know it's...
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- [grunts]
- [chuckles]
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Well, he's grown a little.
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[Michael] Hey, wait.
You're in your suits already?
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I thought you were gonna wait for me
before you went swimming.
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It's not my fault
you're so greedy for a paycheck.
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I was covering your shift.
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- Oh, yeah. Pay up.
- [Michael] Too late.
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I already spent your pay on this.
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[music swells]
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You bought me a dorky, lame, stupid,
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gay magic kit?
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What? No. This is for me.
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I got it for the Mr. Bluth Talent Pageant.
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This is gonna be my talent.
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Does it come with that bird?
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No, I gotta get a bird.
But I'll get a bird.
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[Buster] Can I see?
[grunts] Almost there...
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[Michael]
Didn't Buster used to get past the window?
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[Gob] Mom tightened it
when he tried to put
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that starfish in his mouth.
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Yeah, but he's had a good summer.
He's made friends.
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Actually, Mother made the friend for me.
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So I named it after her: Lucille Ball.
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Is anybody else worried she's ruining us?
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[Buster] Take that back!
You take that back!
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- We're normal! We're normal!
- [Gob] Okay. Down, down.
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- [Michael] Easy, Buster. Easy, boy.
- [Lindsay] Sit.
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Okay, well, you guys wait for me.
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I'm gonna go change into my suit.
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I would say wait for me,
but it might be a couple of years.
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Hey, uh, Michael...
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[sighs]
I think Buster wants to go take a swim.
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[Buster] I do!
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I've never even got my suit wet
from the outside.
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And I'm looking to turn that around,
buddy.
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[Michael] If you're talking
about Buster going into the ocean,
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that is a terrible idea.
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Besides,
Mom puts that stupid collar on him
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every time he puts on his bathing suit.
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No. Not every time.
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He doesn't wear it
during the swimsuit competition
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of the Mr. Bluth Pageant.
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Sit.
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By the way, guess who it turns out
the judges really are?
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It's not Mom and Dad?
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Magic is for girls.
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And your bird's gonna die, Michael.
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And when it does, it'll go back to...
whence it came.
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[sighs]
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Back to whence it came.
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[film reel clicking]
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[player beeps]
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[Ron] The Bluths were waitingfor information
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from Michael and their attorney
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after having made the news again.
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[John] Viewers, it was the graphic scene
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behind the graphicsthat caught the attention
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of a sharp-eyed viewer
who saw something and said something.
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On the top of a stair car
the police are calling
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a "vehicle of interest,"
an alleged man, now identified
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as Byron Buster Bluth,
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can be seen dropping
a large person-type thing
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into the water below.
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Police think this may be a clue
to the disappearance
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of Lucille Austero, with whom the suspect
had a long and rocky relationship.
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Mr. Bluth was arrested last night
in an elevator in Newport.
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It seems the Bluth Family...
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[Ron] And the family found themselves
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in the last place
they ever expected to be:
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a police station.
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I never seem to get an end seat.
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This is what happens
when you're richand white in America.
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You happen to be caught on video,
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dumping some large person-type thing
into the bay,
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and nobody thinks, "I wonder how long
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that guy has been working
for the real killer?"
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Yeah, and they jumped right
to "He's the killer,"
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and then don't think to add:
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"but it's nice he's giving
the help the night off."
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No, they're jealous. They are jealous.
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And they won't stop
until one of us is a murderer.
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Today, it's Buster.
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Tomorrow... No, I guess it'll stop today.
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- Today's the last day.
- [George Sr.] Come on.
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Let's all get on the same side here.
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We need to be all together on this.
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Yeah, I... I think that's a wonderful idea.
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And really,
we're just asking this Asian gentleman
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and his wife...?
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To move over
to that group of chairs there,
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freeing up the end seat,
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which I would love
to take a shot at sitting in.
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[Michael] Okay, it is not great news.
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[Tobias] Sorry.
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To finish the thought,
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that would free up this whole area
of seats for us.
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From the "If You See Something,
Say Something" poster
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- to the payphone.
- Tobias, please.
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- What did you find out?
- My friend spoke to the DA's office,
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and my lawyers were able
to reduce my sentence
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to time served. Bad news?
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I can't spend any time
with anybody under 25.
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About Buster.
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And... they officially charged him
with murder. First degree.
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- Mm...
- [Lucille] First degree?
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- They don't even have a body.
- [Michael] Yes,
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but they have his fingerprints
and her blood
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all over the stair car, which was supposed
to be missing in Mexico.
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[Ron] In fact,it was a picture of the stair car
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at the border
that dismantled the DA's case
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by showing the missing victim
along with Oscar...
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...alibi and what we...
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[Ron] ...that Michael had usedto get the DA
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to release Buster from jail
in the first place.
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- We did.
- [Ron] And even though the picture
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turned out to be just George Michael
and Maeby
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dressing up as two of their heroes
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before abandoning the broken-down truck
in Mexico,
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the forensic evidence on a stair car
that served as the crime scene...
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Okay, evidence guy, we're done.
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...of the conjectured murder
was kept safely
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out of the country...
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Because you don't know�DropBox?
That's not my job.
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[Ron] ...as was�Oscar,who wasn't with Lucille 2.
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Because that's the evidence...
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[Ron] But who, after hearing newsthat Buster had been arrested,
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went to the vehicle he'd hidden away
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after finding it abandoned weeks earlier,
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before driving it back into the States
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- to pick up his son, Buster...
- [whistling]
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...a man who would soon be implored
by his magician brother
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to help him conceal the secrets
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- of a magic trick.
- ...body-shaped thing.
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- What is that?
- [Ron] It was only after doing so
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that Oscar decided to be the latest Bluth
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to abandon a stair car,
unfortunately doing so
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in a parking spot
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that had only recently been assigned
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to evidence supervisor Eddie Cantrow.
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- Evidence parking only.
- [Ron] Who, before realizing
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that he was looking
at damaging evidence against Buster,
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- reacted poorly...
- [grunting]
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...damaging the evidence against Buster.
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- Son of a bitch!
- [Ron] In fairness to him,
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it had taken him a super long time to get
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a decent parking spot that he didn't have
to walk, like, a mile from.
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[Michael] Unfortunately,someone tampered with the evidence.
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But, look, even without it,
they still have the video
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of him dumping something
in the bay that night.
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And... And did he say
what it was that he dumped?
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Or who gave him whatever
what it was that he dumped?
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Or where that guy,
not the first guy but the second guy
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who gave him what he dumped,
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got... what it was that he dumped?
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[Barry chuckles] Not this time.
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No, we... we didn't have him say anything.
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I said, "Don't say a word.
Put on your poker face."
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[Ron] Although Buster's poker face
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didn't really make him look
like less of a murderer.
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- [Barry] Poker face.
- [laughs]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[Lucille] How could this be happening?
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Buster couldn't have done this.
I raised him totally by the book.
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Mom, you had him on a leash
until he was six.
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[Lucille] Well,
if that leash screwed him up so badly,
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why does he still want to wear it?
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Guys, it's not time
to play the blame game, okay?
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Even though they do say, in most cases,
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something happens in childhood
and, usually, the person
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that raises them is to blame.
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- But that's experts.
- [Lucille] I see.
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Don't you try to pin this on Lupe.
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She had her own family to raise, too.
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[Michael] Boy,
Mom brings up a very good point.
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No one should say anything publicly
about this.
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- I should speak for the family.
- [Tobias scoffs]
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- You?
- [Michael] Mm-hmm.
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- Who said it should be you?
- [Michael] Well,
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I'm in the family,
and it's gonna be crazy.
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It's gonna be a media circus, Tobias.
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Then I should be its ringmaster.
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[Ron] In fact, Tobias would've takenany job at that moment,
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as his current living arrangement
was tense, indeed.
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[instrumental version
of "Thank You for Being a Friend" playing]
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[Ron] Something that is really only clear
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without the quick editing
and carefree score.
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Who did that? Who did that?
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- I was trying to be funny.
- [Tobias] Yeah?
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How 'bout I put your head
through this glass table?
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How funny would that be, young man?
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Oh, try it, Dad!
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I would so [bleep] love that!
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- I did not raise you to say the F-word!
- Everybody's tired!
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We've all had
too much pain medication.
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[Maeby] There were six.
There were six in here.
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Who the [bleep] took 'em?
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- Why would you take these?
- I didn't take 'em!
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- How dare you, young lady!
- Hey, stop yelling!
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- I hate it when you guys fight!
- I've had enough of all
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- of you guys. Hey.
- I've had enough of you.
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- I'll break her neck.
- [Ron] Let's get that music back on.
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["Thank You for Being a Friend"
continues playing]
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As you see, it's latex,
so it can go right up your ass.
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[Tobias] Someone from this family needs
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to speak for Buster.
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Who is Buster Bluth?
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A young, one-armed,
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Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD,
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raised by a young mother
who had him at 17,
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whose only flaw was that...
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she loved him... too much.
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Actually, I was 37.
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Well, no one would believe that.
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- You're hired.
- [Michael] No, you're not. Mom,
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- I'll handle this.
- [Lucille] Oh, Michael,
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let's be honest. Every time
you handle things, they're mishandled.
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Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately,
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you're just doing everything badly.
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- Yeah, Dad, nail his ass.
- [Tobias chuckles] I'll pile on
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to nailing that ass, Dad.
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S... So, now that we've gotten
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Tobias completely ruled out as ringmaster,
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maybe we can talk about Buster
and maybe getting him a lawyer.
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Oh! I should have led with this.
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I have been officially disbarred.
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I can't handle Buster's case
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or anybody under 25.
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Saves me an awkward conversation.
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I think we need to get Buster
the best criminal lawyer available.
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- Looking for the best?
- Yeah.
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Well, if you're looking for the best,
there is only one group to go to.
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They're called the Guilty Guys.
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[Ron] In fact, they were fiveof the most prestigious attorneys
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in Orange County.
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There was Anita Bramwell,
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a researcher as tough as a prosecutor,
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whose photographic memory
was the perfect complement
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to her photogenic good looks.
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When it came to writing briefs,
Garrison "Harvard" Sweet
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was as elegant on the page
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as he was clumsy on the dance floor.
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But in both cases, he wasn't�afraid
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to step on a few toes.
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Trained by the FBI in forensics,
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Shara Winfield not only knew
the science of law,
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but the laws of science.
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She was an expert who wasn't afraid
to get a little DNA on her.
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With a state supreme court justice
as a father,
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Jack Griffin had more to prove
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than most upper-tier
Dartmouth law students.
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He wasn't too proud to take money
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and a country club membership
from his parents.
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But he made it to the top of the list
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by being just that good.
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And hailing
from the mean streets of Oakland
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comes a lawyer raised
by a single mother
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who taught him the meaning
of justice, Jesus,
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and when to not follow the rules.
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David G. "G-Man" Barnes cared about
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but one thing above the law:
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his beloved Raiders.
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These five professionals
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had a perfect record
defending real criminals
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who'd done real crimes.
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Together, they were known as
the Guilty Guys.
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And I think I might have gotten
Jack and David mixed up.
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[Barry] Very expensive
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but very, very good,
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especially if you're guilty.
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He's not guilty.
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- Then I would go with the cheaper option.
- [Lucille] Unacceptable.
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We want the best.
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Well, how are we gonna pay for that?
We don't have any money.
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It's all tied up in Fakeblock.
Thanks, Michael.
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"Thanks, Michael"?
How 'bout a little thanks
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to the guy who drove the stock price up
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and ended up screwing over
those other guys?
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Who ended up being us. Thanks, Michael.
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- Fakeblock's got nothing to do with this.
- Thanks, Michael.
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That's right.
Because when we sell Fakeblock,
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we give the money right back
to the Chinese
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before they get angrier.
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Angrier?
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I didn't tell you,
but they left a message
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saying that they hope their gift
was enough to...
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"get us back on our feet."
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They're... They're threatening our feet?
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[traditional Chinese music plays]
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You don't think these Chinese
would first try to, I don't know,
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- ding your credit rating?
- [Lucille] It's their culture.
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Dusty was right.
I will say this for Saddam Hussein.
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With him, you didn't have to guess.
It was very direct.
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"I'll chop this off, I'll chop that off."
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Right. With him, you knew where you stood.
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Or... Or couldn't.
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[Lucille] Well, the Chinese clearly know
we spent the money.
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We're gonna have to sell Fakeblock,
so we can find a way to build the wall.
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Guys, we... we're not selling Fakeblock,
okay?
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We're gonna be able to find the money
to pay for these great lawyers, all right?
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I've already identified a couple
of assets that we can part with.
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Yeah, anything, Michael.
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We should sell the beach house.
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This is why we never told you
about the beach house, Michael.
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[Gob] Uh, can I add something?
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This is why we never told you
about the [bleep] beach house.
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Let's roll.
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[Ron] Days later,Michael was back at the office,
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trying to get a sense of how soon
Fakeblock would be turning a profit.
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Sorry, stranger, I only have time
for future billionaires.
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Oh, it's you.
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- Bingo.
- [George Michael] Uh, this...
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this was delivered
to our office by mistake.
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00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,461
But it says "Bluth Company,"
so I thought I'd bring it.
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00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,254
Mailman mistake, huh?
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Hard to believe we have those
in this analog world.
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00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,801
Hey, speaking of that,
how's it going down there?
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00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,219
- It's good. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Gob has been on lunch... most of today.
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- Most of the week...
- Huh.
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- ...actually...
- Yeah, listen,
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Gob only cares about himself.
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But I'm glad to get you up here,
because,
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as I say, we need that software.
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I mean, no pressure, but the lawyers
are charging a lot of money
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down there.
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- Oh, did you hire them?
- Oh, yeah.
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[Ron] And the billable hourswere coming in,
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as the Guilty Guys
were finishing their first week
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- of leaving no stone unturned.
- [Jack] So there's no doubt in your mind?
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None whatsoever.
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There's no way the killer was Ann Veal.
No match.
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- That's right.
- [Shara] DNA don't lie.
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Take her off the board.
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- [Anita] Got it.
- [Jack] Run those files
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and our billing for it over
to the Bluth Company and pronto.
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[Michael] I mean, Jesus Christ,$7,000 to find out
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that Ann Veal had nothing to do
with Buster's case?
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00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,725
Frankly, I'd ask you to bring
your rich girlfriend on
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as a business associate,
but I respect your space.
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Unless maybe...
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00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,230
we give it a shot?
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00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,857
Ship sailed on that or...?
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00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,444
It's... It's difficult, actually,
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00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,862
because I'm trying to figure out
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whether her father can even be trusted.
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It's difficult for me
to find that balance...
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[Ron] Oh, that's not why he can't ask her.
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00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,746
I wasn't even going to put this in,
but here's why.
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00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,664
You sold the company?
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00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,459
- A little.
- You can't sell a company a little.
403
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,544
That's like saying
you're a little bit tired.
404
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,921
You don't think you can be
a little bit tired?
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00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,923
My dad was gonna invest
in your company.
406
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,800
I was gonna invest in your company.
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00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,595
Then, suddenly,
you go behind my back and have sold it.
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00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,764
- You clearly don't trust me.
- I do trust you.
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00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,684
I just didn't want Fakeblock
to get in the way of our relationship.
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00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,853
Well, now it's not gonna get
in the way of anything.
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00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,688
[George Michael] Anything? I mean, so...
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it's over now?
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[clicks tongue] A little.
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[Ron] But not wanting to makehis father feel guilty,
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George Michael kept this to himself.
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[Michael] I'm trying to geta timeline on when profits
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from the Fakeblock business
and so forth start up.
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But I do respect your space.
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[George Michael]
I hope I haven't put the family
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- in a bind.
- Well, the family is the other issue.
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00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,168
Your grandparents promised
to build that crazy...
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00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,462
border wall to some...
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00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,339
Oh. Chinese.
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Now they're worrying
that the Chinese are gonna be upset
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00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,595
and say... Oh. "You will pay."
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00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:18,931
Huh.
427
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,850
Anyway, I said,
"We're not selling Fakeblock,
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00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,144
'cause, I promise you,
it'll make plenty of money."
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00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,439
Well, you know, I'd... be careful
of promising even a little.
430
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,984
You know, some people,
you give them an inch, and they take...
431
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,778
[Michael] A foot.
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00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,448
[echoing] They're threatening our feet?
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00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,825
[traditional Chinese music plays]
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[George Michael] Is it a foot now?
They shortened it.
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00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,704
Well, what I'm saying is,
finishing the software
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is definitely possible.
And I'm not saying I botched it,
437
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,166
but...
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00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,543
What if it's botched?
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00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,920
[Ron] As George Michael readied himself
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to finally tell his father
the truth about Fakeblock...
441
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,175
I don't want to talk about it, okay?
442
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,136
What?
443
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,264
Why don't you go back downstairs
and get to work on that software floor?
444
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,600
Shut the door on the way out.
445
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,018
Thank you.
446
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,522
Just no rush on the software,
but just... ASAP.
447
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:09,940
Chop, chop.
448
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,776
Well, not "chop, chop," not...
That's a bad choice of words.
449
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,236
For Christ's sake.
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00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,988
Sugarfoot
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[Ron] Two days later,
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Michael, after gathering news crews
to Sudden Valley,
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prepared to make a hastily
thrown together announcement.
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00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583
I think you're doing the right thing.
We want
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00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,877
to make the Chinese happy.
Believe me, you don't want them
456
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,713
sending your severed foot
to threaten some other guy
457
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,590
who doesn't want to build a bridge.
458
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,301
Yeah, I just...
I can't have my son in any danger.
459
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,969
That's why I said you should fire him.
460
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,929
That's what I'd do
if it were one of my kids.
461
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,140
Did you want me to fire him for you?
462
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,641
[Michael] No. That's nice of you.
463
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,768
I mean, it's not... [chuckles]
It's not nice. Sorry.
464
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,730
It's quick.
Very, very quick of you to offer,
465
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,441
but George Michael
and I are finally close again, and, uh,
466
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,068
I didn't inherit your love
of firing family.
467
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,405
- And certainly not him.
- [George Sr.] I know it's not family,
468
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,323
but maybe
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- you'll do a big layoff around Christmas.
- [Lucille] God.
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00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,120
Are we already talking
about Christmas layoffs?
471
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,539
Guys, building the wall's the only way.
472
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:11,043
We took money from the Chinese investors.
I... I can't sell my son's company
473
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:15,088
to make good on a loan, but I think
that I have come up with a... work-around
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00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,882
- to pay them back.
- So sorry to interrupt.
475
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:17,883
- Hi.
- They're ready.
476
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,552
I finished writing your speech
about the wall. Question.
477
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,887
Do you need an opening parable?
478
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,097
It's hard to find one
where the wall builder isn't,
479
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,308
you know, starved to death
by his own wall,
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or dies of loneliness by his own wall.
481
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,229
Or, of course,
is crushed to death by his own wall.
482
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,397
Yeah. We don't want
to blow the ending anyway.
483
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,025
Ah. Then you'll hate the one
about the honeybee.
484
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,319
[Ron] And while Michael didn't knowif his announcement
485
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,155
would make it all the way
to China, it definitely made it
486
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,448
as far as the model home.
487
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,785
- Could those be... TV cameras?
- [Michael] There you are.
488
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,371
Hey, I want to thank everybody
for coming out
489
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:51,333
to the great Bluth Company
border wall project.
490
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,668
[Ron] Gob quickly made a call
491
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,211
- to his former compliance officer.
- [Adhir] Hello?
492
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,837
Nine rings?
493
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,714
Are you at Sudden Valley?
494
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,341
Yes, uh, I believe you were told,
495
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,928
although perhaps someone foolishly left
a message for you at work.
496
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,179
It's a business event.
497
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,973
- [Michael] Beautiful day.
- The Bluth Company.
498
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:06,890
[Gob] On TV?
499
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,934
- Are you on TV?
- [Adhir] A local channel
500
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,936
is televising it, I believe.
501
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,230
- Yes, there they are.
- [applause on TV]
502
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,940
- Okay.
- [Michael] Absolutely great day.
503
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,525
Walk to the camera, okay?
504
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,653
- Walk to the camera quick, so I...
- [Adhir] I don't feel comfortable...
505
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,322
I need you to comply
and walk over to the camera!
506
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,242
Wow, this is perfect. Michael plans
507
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,577
a little "work event" during the weekmid.
508
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,621
Right? That's just... Look at me.
509
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,373
- [Adhir] I can't see you.
- Comply!
510
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,916
Look me in the eyes and tell me
511
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,043
that Michael didn't want me
to know about this
512
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,505
because I'm the president of Fakeblock.
It's why he planned it so early, isn't it?
513
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,923
[Adhir] Uh, Gob, really?
514
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,759
In fairness,
it is a Thursday at twenty to four.
515
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,469
Exactly, and everyone knows
516
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,888
the workday doesn't start
until nine to five.
517
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,932
[Adhir sighs] Look,I need to get back to him.
518
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,559
Michael's going to announce the wall.
519
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,437
Did he sell Fakeblock to build it?
Does George Michael know?
520
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,564
[Adhir] No, I believehe found a way around that.
521
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,898
Well, I'm gonna tell him.
522
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,151
[Adhir] It's a groundbreaking.I wouldn't be concerned.
523
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,944
[laughing] A... a groundbreaking?
524
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,531
A groundbreaking?
[sobbing] Should... should... should...
525
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:07,659
[Michael] Let history not judge usfor the ideology, but rather...
526
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,786
the quality of its workmanship,
527
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:13,206
for we are just filling orders.
528
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,130
[stammering] You want to...
You... you...
529
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,923
Should... should I? Should...?
530
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,425
You want to see some...?
531
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,260
You wanna see groundbreaking gay TV?
532
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,970
Don't start without me.
533
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,014
- George Michael!
- [Adhir] Okay, but we've started.
534
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:32,142
- We're in the middle of... Hello?
- [Michael] In a modern world where there
535
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,602
are certainly more threats greater
536
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,064
than a 34-year-old hard-working migrant
hoping
537
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,982
to send money home to feed
538
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,859
his wife and three young...
539
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,780
future rapists.
540
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,911
Of course,
I'm talking about the threat of cyber.
541
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,412
And that is why the Bluth Company
542
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,749
acquired a new partner
just for this project.
543
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,793
Adhir. Thank you.
544
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,753
- [crowd applauds] Wow!
- Look at that.
545
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,214
Okay? Introducing...
546
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,384
Fakeblock. We've purchased this company
547
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:09,012
solely in order to embed
its privacy technology...
548
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,182
- [George Michael] What the [bleep]?!
- ...into our state-of-the-art prototype
549
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,141
wall project.
550
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,020
We meant to do this, folks,
so nobody was deceived.
551
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,563
[chuckles]
552
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,567
And that's it.
553
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,404
[Ron] And so, as Michael went
554
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,574
to ceremonially break ground
to prove that Fakeblock could build
555
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,909
an indestructible wall...
556
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,369
To the wall!
557
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,455
May it bring us all... together.
558
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,791
...Gob kind of made the opposite.
559
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:40,460
[crowd exclaims]
560
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,510
My name is Gob Bluth,
and as president of Fakeblock,
561
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,554
I have an announcement!
562
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,764
I'm building a wall!
563
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:57,436
Come back for the unveiling
in two full weeks!
564
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,147
[applause]
565
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,275
- Wow, that was spectacular.
- Couldn't have gone better.
566
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,278
[George Sr.] It's great, Michael.
I mean, it placates the Chinese,
567
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:09,281
and as long as cash comes in
from the software within the month...
568
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,740
- Yeah.
- ...we'll be able to pay
569
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,118
the lawyers who are working
on Buster's murder charges.
570
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,162
Come in close.
571
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,247
[whispers] I think
I'm winning your mother back.
572
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,332
I'm gonna stick it to her tonight.
573
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,419
We couldn't be prouder, Michael.
And in his dreams.
574
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,421
- Right.
- [Gob] Hey. Did you see that?
575
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,089
Did you see what I did?
Did you see that?
576
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,924
Yeah, yeah.
577
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,386
I had a shovel for you.
578
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,681
No, it's okay. I wanted to come in hot,
make a show of it.
579
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,601
God, did you see the look
on their faces?
580
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,687
[Michael] Just when you said two weeks
to the unveiling.
581
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:41,646
Right?
582
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,315
And when you turned
and went after them.
583
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,568
[whispering] George Michael's coming
after you, by the way.
584
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,613
- [George Michael] What was that?
- Hi.
585
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,281
Why would you bring my company
into this?
586
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:53,909
- [Michael] Yup. Listen.
- Now we have a contract to fulfill?
587
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:57,787
I know that I told you you'd have time
to get the software all worked out,
588
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,956
but it is looking like we're gonna need it
in a month.
589
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,417
- A month?
- Yeah, I was hopingto stall for six,
590
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,504
but your uncle announced an unveiling
in two weeks.
591
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,548
The upside is, after this,
we're gonna be able to free up capital,
592
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:09,633
get you some tech guys.
593
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:11,718
I got some friends
in mapping I can talk to
594
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,553
- when they come up for air.
- [George Michael] I can't do this.
595
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:14,888
- You can't.
- [Michael] Well...
596
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,264
Tell them it's off. Go up there
597
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,308
- and tell them it's off.
- That's the other thing.
598
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,143
I mean, there is no more...
599
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,896
"up there," um, and... and... and look, I...
600
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,606
I cannot call it off.
601
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,982
But I'm the one on the line.
602
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,360
I'm the only one who needs
to lose feet over this...
603
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,402
sleep over this.
604
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,821
You just need to make the software.
605
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,365
I should have told you, but,
606
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,659
it just seemed like something
607
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,286
that you might have
a knee-jerk overreaction to.
608
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,331
[chuckles] I can tell you what
your grandmother would do.
609
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,457
- Um...
- You're fired.
610
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,876
[Michael] She does go right there,
but obviously
611
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,628
I don't think that you would go that far.
612
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,088
You have more shares than me,
613
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,215
- so you could fire me.
- I just did.
614
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,265
Yup. This is how it ended
for the honeybee, as well.
615
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,602
[Ron] And that's when Michael decided
616
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,605
he deserved to use what was going to be...
617
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,773
You're fired.
618
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:08,441
...the Christmas present
619
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,610
he'd been saving for his mother.
620
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,532
On the next Arrested Development...
621
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,409
I'm growin' up, find my way...
622
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:18,827
[Ron] Buster becomes...
623
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,331
one of 2015's biggest memes.
624
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,916
Livin' large, who's in charge
625
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,793
Yes, you are, superstar
626
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,629
That's the only way I can...
627
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,173
[Ron] And The Guilty Guys have
628
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,967
another breakthrough in the case.
629
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,345
None of the other witnesses
even saw him near the stair car.
630
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,598
The mud should have splattered up
on his shoes.
631
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,683
Tests say no wear of any kind.
632
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,102
[Jack] But how does he commit a crime
with no mess, then?
633
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:48,189
Guys, guys, guys, this fits
with the fact that he can't walk.
634
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,358
And has been carried everywhere he went,
damn it.
635
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,403
- [Anita] Which means what, G-Man?
- He couldn't have committed this crime.
636
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,822
- In any way.
- [Jack] Get that box of evidence
637
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,033
- over to The Bluth Company with the bill.
- We have it.
638
00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,159
[Ron] As they clear a man...
639
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:00,702
They're billing hours.
Get our time sheets in.
640
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,787
...who had died two years earlier.
641
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,081
[Jack] Attention:
Michael Bluth, kid, stat.
642
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,420
[upbeat music playing]
643
00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:15,020
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