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Katie: The best part of being
a party planner
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is taking stuff home --
leftovers, free flowers --
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And when would we ever splurge
on a mini balloon archway?
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[ Door opens ]
Hmm.
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Look at this,
Trip got my reviews
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on "Little Shop of Horrors"
framed for me!
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The school newspaper
says it was "a triumph"!
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And the Westport Gazette says
it was "maybe worth seeing".
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That's great!
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We're so proud of you.
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This just confirms exactly
what I've been thinking --
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I'm not gonna go to college
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so I can concentrate
on becoming a singer!
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For the thousandth time,
you are going to college. Mm-hmm.
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Or -- hear me out --
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I can take my college fund
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and go to L.A.
and become a singer!
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If anybody's taking your college
fund and blowing it on a trip,
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it's gonna be me.
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I'm not stupid.
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I have a plan.
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I'm gonna go on "American Idol",
sing my heart out,
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leave with a golden ticket,
boom!
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Pop star.
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Then I meet a charming man
on a flight from Paris.
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Second boom --
He's the King of Sweden.
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I'm a Queen.
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That's not how it works,
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and you still
have to go to college.
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Well, Katy Perry
didn't go to college.
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In fact, she dropped out
of high school to pursue music.
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You can have an amazing voice
and still never make it!
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That's why it's important
for you to have an education
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to fall back on.
You're my parents.
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Aren't you supposed to
tell me that dreams are worth fighting for
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and that I should
believe in myself?
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Nah.
Unh-unh.
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Dreamcrushers!
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[ Pop ]
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Sure, we're making
our kid miserable,
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but we're doing it
together.
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Hi, what's your name?
Taylor Otto.
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And where are you from?
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I'm from Westport, Connecticut.
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And how young are you?
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Um, I'm 17.
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17?
Ah, 17. Taylor: Yep.
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What are you gonna
sing for us?
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"The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.
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All right, go for it.
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♪ I can almost see it ♪
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♪ That dream
I'm dreaming, but ♪
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♪ There's a voice
inside my head say-- ♪
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Okay. Thank you.
That's enough.
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Mom?! Dad?!
Where are the judges?!
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We are the judges.
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Let me just
tell you something.
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That, um...[scoffs]
I was not feeling that.
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No, it made my ears...sad.
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Yeah, you should just
go to college.
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Following your dreams
is overrated.
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I agree with that 100%.
Mm-hmm.
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I wish Lionel, Katy, and Luke
were my parents!
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Well, they're not.
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[ Gasps ]
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Dreamcrushers!
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[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Hey, Kate-orade.
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This is why people keep
reporting you to HR, Kevin.
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Right. Right.
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Anyway...
Mm-hmm.
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...Whitney wants to see you.
She is in your office.
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Ah, it's probably just another
Westport housewife
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wanting to throw another party
with another fountain.
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I want a pink chocolate
fountain --
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A what?
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A Pouilly-Fuissé fountain.
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What's that now?
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A bone broth fountain.
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Whaaat?
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A La Mer
face serum fountain.
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Katie, maybe you
could try some!
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Hide those frown lines.
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Whitney: Katie!
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I'm on medical leave again --
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You think the camera
can't see you there, Kevin?
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Oh, hey, how's it going?
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Did you get
my Edible Arrangement?
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Shut up, Kevin.
On it.
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Katie, I need you to take over
an event for me.
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It's the Westport
Businesswomen's Awards.
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Oh!
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I'm so excited
I get to do something
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honoring my fellow
working women.
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You can count on me,
Whitney!
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Great.
[ Monitor beeping ]
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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they're injecting
the anesthesia.
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Are you calling me
from the operating table?
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10, 9, 8...
[slurring] 7...
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And now Taylor thinks
that she can skip college
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and become a pop star
and "follow her dreams".
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This whole dream thing
is BS.
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I'm not raising wussies like
everyone else in this town.
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Sure, I get them
music lessons
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but not so they can
become musicians.
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I do it so they learn
discipline,
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focus, and hard work.
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My mom did the same for me,
and I turned out great.
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Uh...
Angela: Okay, look.
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If you try
and shut Taylor down,
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she might run off
and pursue her dream anyway.
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My cousin wanted to be a dancer,
so she ran away from home,
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and now she's a Rockette.
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Well, that's
a pretty big deal.
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No.
She's a Rock-ette.
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That's what they call strippers
in Little Rock.
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[ Groans ]
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So telling her "no"
might backfire on me?
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It's not enough
to injure a dream.
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You have to kill it slowly
but completely.
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Like my kids did
with those hermit crabs
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they smuggled in from Mexico.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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I'll just loan you Ms. Belt,
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my kids' music teacher.
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She sucks all the joy
out of music.
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She's a real throwback
to the Golden Age
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of truly abusive educators.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna believe this.
Abe Henderson died.
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Who's Abe Henderson?
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He was in charge
of keeping supply lines open
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for our regiment.
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He ordered our lunches.
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The Historical Guild
is losing people left and right.
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We need new, young members.
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So, I had this brainstorm.
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I made these scrolls,
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and I'm gonna put them up
all over town --
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Yeah, kids will totally
go for that.
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Scrolls are so in
right now.
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It's not so crazy
people would like scrolls.
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It's the most fun
kind of paper.
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Dad, if you really want to get
through to young people,
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you should make a video
and post it on social media.
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Right. The key is to make
something that goes viral,
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so it has to be memorable.
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Flashy,
but never desperate.
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Funny without
trying too hard.
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Quirky, but not lame.
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Got it.
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Can we revisit the scrolls?
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I made 50 of them.
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Taylor,
I have been thinking
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about our conversation
yesterday.
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If you want to be a singer,
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you gotta work at it,
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so I got you
a couple of music lessons
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with the person
who teaches Doris' kids.
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That is so awesome.
Thank you, Mom!
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What was that?
Oh, I was writing a song
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about what a terrible mom
you are.
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But now I'm gonna
throw it out.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You might want to keep it.
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It's just Monday.
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♪♪
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So this is the music space
I built for my kids.
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Wow, Doris.
You are such a supportive mom.
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[ Laughing ] Yeah, sure!
Whatever. [ Door opens ]
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Hi.
[ Dramatic chord plays ]
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You don't use your voice
unless you're singing.
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[ Whispering ]
Get out while you can.
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I didn't even know
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there was a Businesswomen's
Association in Westport!
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I can't wait to meet them
and talk shop and --
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[ Rock music plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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I must be
in the wrong place.
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I'm looking
for businesswomen.
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We are
the businesswomen.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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No, you're not.
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Buying things
from businesses
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doesn't make you
businesswomen.
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If you recall, I made all that
peppermint bark last year.
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And I got all caught up in that
Ponzi scheme, remember? Mm-hmm.
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And I just
thought of the name
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of the jewelry business
that I might start.
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"Glamville"
by Nancy Granville. [ All gasp ]
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I know! It's so good.
[ Applause ]
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Katie, I'm just
gonna do this.
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This is still a party
celebrating working women,
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so I was thinking
we could do a seminar
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with successful
Mom-preneurs, and --
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Oh, Katie, it's really not
that kind of a thing. Mnh-mnh.
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This is the kind of party
where we drink champagne
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and honor each other
for important work we do in Westport.
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Mm.
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For example...
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Last year, I received
a lifetime achievement award.
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For what?
For all of my achievements.
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Don't worry about us.
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You just need
to figure out a fountain
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that has never
been done before.
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Sure.
I will get right on that.
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Katie: I'm not sure what kind
of fountain I'm doing yet --
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but there's definitely
going to be pee in it.
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Today...
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you will sing
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
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You will start
when I say "start".
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Good.
[ Dramatic chord plays ]
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♪♪
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Start...now.
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♪ Row ♪
Off pitch. Again.
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♪ Row ♪
No. Again.
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♪ Row ♪
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Until I hear perfect "rows,"
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no boat for you.
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Now, row!
Again.
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♪ Row ♪
No! Again!
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♪ Row ♪
No!
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[ Plays pitch pipe ]
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♪ Row ♪
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[ Clatters ]
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♪♪
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[ Quitely ] I've been playing
the same note
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for six months.
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[ Bell ringing ]
Greg: [ As Paul Revere ] The Fun is coming,
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The Fun is coming...
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to the Westport
Historical Guild.
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So saddle up your steed
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and take a ride
through history.
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What does membership entail?
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Fear not, for I shall
explain it all to you,
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in just 90 short minutes.
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90 minutes?!
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I know. Don't worry.
It's only Part One.
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[ Laptop creaking ]
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We'll just do
the video for you.
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But I thought mine was good.
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This lack of self-awareness
is part of the problem, Greg.
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♪♪
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They approved my idea
for a kombucha fountain.
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I'm surprised you know
what that is.
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I didn't.
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I Googled "What do idiots
love to drink?"
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Kombucha was the first thing
that came up.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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How was the lesson?
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The worst.
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I'll never make it
as a professional singer.
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00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,540
I can't even sing
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
260
00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:08,330
Guess I'll have to figure out
something else
261
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,000
to spend my college fund on.
262
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000
College!
263
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,250
You're going to spend it
on college!
264
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,120
[ Balloons squeaking ]
265
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,040
[ Squeaks ]
266
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,170
Wow, that Ms. Belt
really delivered.
267
00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,540
Maybe I can send you
to Ms. Belt
268
00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:24,040
to break your love of
whistling while you trim your nose hairs.
269
00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,500
[ Whistling ]
[ Razor buzzing ]
270
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,330
It's not a chore
if you're cheerful!
271
00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:29,830
[ Whistles ]
[ Groans ]
272
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:37,120
♪♪
273
00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,250
[ Frame thuds ]
274
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,250
You're not gonna
hang those up?
275
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,580
What's the point?
276
00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,460
I really thought singing
was gonna be my career.
277
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:48,040
It's something I'm good at.
At least, I thought I was.
278
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,330
That teacher
didn't believe in me.
279
00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:51,380
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
280
00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:54,830
You always say if you have your
dream job, then it's not work.
281
00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:56,960
Dad has his dream job,
282
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960
you have yours...
283
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:58,960
Yeah.
284
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,120
I thought I found mine.
285
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,250
Oh, honey...
286
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:07,040
there are plenty of things
that you are good at.
287
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,250
Like what?
288
00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,000
Oh, honey...
289
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000
♪♪
290
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,080
[ "The Climb" plays ]
291
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,330
♪ I can almost see it ♪
292
00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:28,500
♪ That dream
I'm dreaming, but ♪
293
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:32,170
♪ There's a voice
inside my head saying ♪
294
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:35,330
♪ "You'll never reach it" ♪
295
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,500
♪ Every step I'm taking ♪
296
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:45,330
♪ Every move I make feels lost,
with no direction ♪
297
00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:48,080
♪ My faith is shaken ♪
298
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,380
♪ But I ♪
299
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:54,330
♪ I gotta keep trying ♪
300
00:10:54,330 --> 00:11:00,460
♪ Gotta keep my head held high ♪
301
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:04,670
♪ 'Cause there's always gonna be
another mountain ♪
302
00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:08,330
♪ I'm always gonna wanna
make it move ♪
303
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:11,420
♪ Always gonna be
an uphill battle ♪
304
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,580
♪ But sometimes
I'm gonna have to lose ♪
305
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,670
♪ Ain't about
how fast I get there ♪
306
00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:25,670
♪ Ain't about what's waiting
on the other siiide ♪
307
00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:26,420
Wow.
308
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,460
♪ It's the climb ♪
309
00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,290
[ Chuckles ]
Katy and Lionel: Wow.
310
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,380
Thanks!
Katy: That note.
311
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,670
That last note.
Come on. Thank you.
312
00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:36,420
I appreciate it.
Uh, Luke, what do you think?
313
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,330
We knew the big note
was coming.
314
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,250
I didn't know...
"Can she get there?"
315
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,330
and you got there.
[ Laughs ]
316
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,420
Thank you.
317
00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,540
Good job.
I always like those surprises,
318
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,380
but you're
a natural at this.
319
00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,080
You know that.
Very good. Yeah.
320
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,500
Uh, Taylor, when I was 17,
321
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,420
I had the same type of dream.
322
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,540
I was gonna do it.
I was gonna go for it.
323
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,250
I needed someone
to believe in me,
324
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,500
and I really believe in you.
Thank you.
325
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,210
So should we give our vote?
Let's do it.
326
00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,080
Okay. Go ahead.
I'm ready.
327
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,170
I'm a yes.
328
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,960
Yes?
Yes.
329
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,080
I'm a yes.
330
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,960
And I'm ready.
I'm a yes!
331
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,580
You're going to Hollywood,
Taylor! You're going to Hollywood!
332
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,170
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much. Congratulations.
333
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:16,210
That will be something you can
take home to your mom and dad. Thank you.
334
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,380
Yeah.
Enjoy the ride.
335
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:19,210
Have a great night. Yeah.
Take care. Very good.
336
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:21,120
[ Singsong voice ]
Oh, my gosh.
337
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,000
Hey!
338
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,710
Congratulations!
339
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,620
Thank you so much!
I can't believe it.
340
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,330
How does it feel to be holding
the golden ticket?
341
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,040
It feels like a dream.
342
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,080
Oh, no...
343
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,580
It was a dream, Luthor,
344
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,380
but I'm gonna get there
for real.
345
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,040
Damn right you are!
346
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,420
Can you talk?!
347
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,250
[ Panting ]
348
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,170
[ Sighs, chuckles ]
349
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,790
[ Applause ]
And the award for
350
00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:53,210
"Best idea For A Business
If eBay Wasn't Already A Thing"
351
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,290
goes to...Nancy Granville!
352
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,960
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uch.
353
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,210
Uch! Kombucha.
354
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,170
[ Groans ]
355
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,040
[ Laptop key clicks ]
[ Barks ]
356
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,460
Wh-Where's the rest of it?
That's it.
357
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,620
Well, how will people know
when the meetings are
358
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,960
or where to sign up for
the Westport Historical Guild?
359
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,670
That was the whole point
of this. They will look it up.
360
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,420
Here's what people care about
on the Internet --
361
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,460
parkour fails
and dogs dressed as people.
362
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:21,620
Well, I really don't get it,
363
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,790
but if you guys believe in it,
I guess I trust you.
364
00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:26,750
Millard Fillmore dressed up
his Beagle in a tuxedo,
365
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,580
so, you know,
there's historical precedent.
366
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:31,960
Dad, you are the Snapple cap
of people.
367
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:37,710
♪♪
368
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:40,210
She's going to be here
any minute.
369
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,830
Stop smiling!
I can't.
370
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,540
I had a dream last night that
I auditioned for "American Idol"
371
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,460
and Katy Perry
said she believed in me!
372
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,580
I can do this!
373
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,290
I can feel her vibration.
374
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:51,420
She's coming!
Ms. Belt is coming!
375
00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:52,880
[ Door opens ]
376
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,210
You came back.
377
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,330
And you're smiling.
378
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:05,210
Well, we'll take care of that.
379
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,620
Begin with "Row".
380
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,170
♪ Row ♪
No!
381
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,290
Again!
382
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,460
♪ Row, row ♪
383
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,920
How dare you do
a second "row"?
384
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:16,460
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
385
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:18,040
♪ Gently down the stream ♪
386
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,330
Stop that right now!
♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
387
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,000
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
388
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,750
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
What are you doing? What are you three doing?
389
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,960
♪ Gently down the stream ♪
Put them down. Put...those...
390
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,710
♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪ ...instruments...down!
391
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,540
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
[ Instruments accompany ]
392
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,670
Excuse me!
♪ Ooh, ohh ♪
393
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,380
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
394
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,580
♪ Gently down the stream ♪
395
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,250
♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪
396
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,540
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
397
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:52,460
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
398
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,960
[ Music stops ]
399
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:58,170
That was pretty good.
400
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,330
[ Switch clicks ]
401
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,290
[ Knocks on window ]
402
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,250
You!
403
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,710
What the hell
have you done?
404
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:09,000
You and your "joy"
have ruined everything!
405
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,920
Your father said I was crazy
when I wanted to build
406
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,380
this soundproof room
with a two-way mirror
407
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,330
to keep an eye on things.
Well...
408
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,250
who's crazy now?!
409
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,080
Aah! Fired!
410
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,500
And the award for
411
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,080
"Best Acceptance Speech
from Last Year"
412
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,420
goes to...
413
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,580
[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh!
414
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,750
It's me! [ Laughs ]
415
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:35,170
[ Indistinct murmuring,
applause ]
416
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,500
Oh, thank you.
417
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,380
[ Cellphone ringing ]
[ Chuckles ]
418
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,790
Hopefully this is like
that movie
419
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:42,420
where someone calls you,
and if you answer, you die.
420
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,120
[ Cellphone beeps,
ringing stops ]
421
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,250
Damn!
422
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,620
Hi, Doris.
423
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,790
Ms. Belt was supposed
to make singing so hard
424
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,620
it broke Taylor, but instead,
425
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,540
Taylor broke Ms. Belt
with her passion and her dreams!
426
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,790
Well, it's not a chore
if you're cheerful.
427
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:58,420
Am I quoting Greg's
nose-hair trimming mantra?
428
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,830
Well, I won't have it
in my house.
429
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,420
Man, I think
I played this wrong.
430
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,500
Gotta go, Doris.
431
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,580
You owe me
three demoralized children!
432
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,580
Tara:
And I know somewhere inside me
433
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,540
is that little girl
from Tennessee,
434
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,830
who never could've seen
herself standing here --
435
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,750
Enough of that.
I'm not done.
436
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,540
This was supposed to be
an event
437
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,880
about women supporting women,
438
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,330
and I haven't been the most
supportive woman myself.
439
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,460
My daughter told me her dream,
440
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,830
and I tried to crush it.
441
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:28,000
Instead of crushing her dreams,
442
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,250
I should follow her lead
and find one of my own.
443
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,540
We all should.
444
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,790
You're intelligent women.
445
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,460
Should you really be giving
yourselves awards
446
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,170
for doing nothing?
447
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,290
Come on!
448
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,710
Sage, you sound stupid,
449
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,710
but there's gotta be
some brains in your head.
450
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,460
Thank you! [ Chuckles ]
451
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,670
And, Nancy, take "Glamville"
452
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,580
and actually
do something with it!
453
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,880
You're right.
I have a real responsibility.
454
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,880
I think the world needs
"Glamville" now more than ever.
455
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,710
Suzanne,
you are so much better
456
00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:01,250
than repackaging store-bought
peppermint bark as your own.
457
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,290
You know?
458
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:03,670
Oh, everybody knows.
459
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:05,460
And, Tara...
460
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,500
I think you'd be amazing
461
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,920
at jumping off a bridge
462
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:13,540
and hitting as many things
as possible on the way down.
463
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:17,250
Ladies, you've gotta
find your dreams,
464
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,460
and I do, too.
465
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,330
Because it is not...this.
466
00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,420
[ Applause ]
467
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,750
Come on, Kevin.
468
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,710
I don't know if you're going
for a "Jerry Maguire" thing,
469
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,460
but...you complete me,
Kate-orade!
470
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:33,500
I'll report myself to HR.
471
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,830
I can't tell.
How's the video doing?
472
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,710
Well, it's actually gotten
a lot of views.
473
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:39,620
The unofficial fan site for
the GEICO Lizard retweeted it.
474
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,710
But no one's signed up yet.
475
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,500
In school, we're forced
to learn history --
476
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,000
no one wants to do it
for fun.
477
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,710
I guess the Guild will go the
way many of its members did --
478
00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:50,120
neglected
by their caretakers.
479
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,620
[ Cellphone clicking ]
480
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:57,750
[ Laptop chimes ]
481
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,880
Hey!
Two people just signed up! [ Mouse clicks ]
482
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,830
Oliver Otto
and Anna-Kat Otto.
483
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,460
We saw how much
it meant to you,
484
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,670
so we thought
we'd give it a shot.
485
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,750
Thanks.
I don't know what to say.
486
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,750
Come here.
487
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,920
Ahh.
[ Chuckles ]
488
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,880
You guys
are not gonna regret this.
489
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,670
We're having
a mutton truck on Thursday.
490
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,120
It's just fried chicken,
but we're pretending!
491
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,710
Hey.
How was the event?
492
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:24,500
I might've quit.
I'm not sure.
493
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,830
Okay.
[ Purse thuds ]
494
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,080
[ Sighs ]
Well,
495
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,830
let me know so I can
change the family back
496
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:31,460
to generic
phone charger cables.
497
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,210
[ Door opens, closes ]
498
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,120
You guys will not believe
what happened today --
499
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,580
First, I want to apologize
for not supporting your dreams.
500
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,460
If you don't want
to go to college
501
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,960
and instead pursue singing,
502
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,710
that is fine
with your father and me.
503
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,000
It is?!
Mm-hmm.
504
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,830
Why do I always feel like
I've missed a meeting?
505
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:49,920
No, I will go to college.
But for music.
506
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,830
Ms. Belt was telling me about
all these great music programs.
507
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,620
Oh, and there's this one
at this school
508
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,920
that's named after
a honeydew.
509
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,420
Carnegie Mellon?
Yes, that's it!
510
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,580
[ Chuckles ]
511
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:05,710
[ Balloons squeaking ]
512
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,420
She's gonna do great
in college.
513
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,710
[ Note plays ]
514
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:14,790
[ Vocalizing scales ]
515
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,000
[ Note plays ]
516
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,880
It's nice to see Taylor
pursuing her passion
517
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,750
and Greg sharing his passion
with the kids.
518
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,290
I'm passionate
about two things --
519
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,960
my family and hating these
busybody Westport idiots.
520
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,710
But there's gotta be room
for something else.
521
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,000
And --
522
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,880
Mom, why are you always
nodding your head,
523
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,670
smiling,
and staring at us?
524
00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:34,830
Yeah.
525
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,500
It creeps us out.
526
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,880
Oh, my.
527
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,750
Why do you have
that look on your face?
528
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,830
You know what?
I don't care.
529
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:47,040
When you're done,
530
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,250
just clear
the browser history. What? No.
531
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,880
I was looking at the
honeydew school that Taylor wants to go to.
532
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,790
It's a lot more expensive
than community college.
533
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,670
Oh...my.
534
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:57,880
Right?!
[ Inhales sharply ]
535
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,670
We played this wrong.
536
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,670
Should've just let her
run off to L.A.
537
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:02,750
In light of this,
538
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:03,920
when you say you might have
quit your job,
539
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,000
can you clarify that?
540
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,500
I didn't quit quit.
541
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,710
I quit in my mind.
542
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:08,830
Okay. What exactly
does that mean?
543
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,540
Like most working Americans,
544
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,000
my spirit has quit
545
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,120
but my body
is forced to attend.
546
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,120
No one wants you to follow
your passion more than me,
547
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,290
and I'm just floating this
out there --
548
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:20,000
how about your find a profession
that you're passionate about,
549
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,830
then quit your job.
Or...
550
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,080
hear me out...
551
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,080
I quit my job, hang out
in Stewart and Kingston's,
552
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,960
somebody comes in, likes
my no-nonsense attitude,
553
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,920
gives me my own talk show.
554
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,960
Boom!
I'm the Queen of Day Time!
555
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,620
[ Footsteps approaching ]
556
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,830
Where are you guys off to?
557
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,710
Our first Historical Guild
meeting.
558
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:42,750
Mm.
I'm very enthusiastic.
559
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,620
Oliver is less so.
560
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,080
It's Mutton Madness!
561
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,790
Are you sure
you don't want to go?
562
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,830
No, I've got a lot
of work to do.
563
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:52,620
But I thought you were
quitting --
564
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,790
No, you're right.
565
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,920
I'm gonna keep this job
until I figure out
566
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,250
what I really want to do.
567
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,500
But I know what I really
don't want to do --
568
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,790
go to your thing.
569
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,040
Bring me back
some fried chicken.
570
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,290
We're not supposed
to call it that!
571
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,890
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