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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:15,798 - Crazy news week, am I right? 2 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,843 Can't say I didn't see that one coming! 3 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,280 - Morning, Melvin. 4 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:22,326 Oh, hey, sorry I got your car towed last week. 5 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,502 You know, but one inch into the driveway-- 6 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,200 rules are rules. [chuckles] 7 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,505 - [chuckles sarcastically] 8 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,159 - Your veins look weird today, buddy. 9 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,769 - Uh-huh. 10 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:31,814 [squish] 11 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:34,338 Oh, oh! 12 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:36,732 That must be Gerty's! 13 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:39,561 You good little dog, yes. 14 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,693 Thanks for picking it up for me. 15 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:42,694 - Yeah. [dog barks] 16 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:45,480 - Just reloading. 17 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,874 [Ramones' "Listen to My Heart"] 18 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,267 - One, two, three, four! 19 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:52,835 - ♪ Next time, I'll listen to my heart ♪ 20 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,838 ♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪ 21 00:00:55,881 --> 00:01:02,845 ♪ 22 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,629 [bell ringing] 23 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:06,805 - Hey, Lynette. Hey. 24 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:08,155 [laughs] How are you? 25 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:09,373 - Can't say I didn't see that one coming. 26 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,896 - Oh, yeah. [both laugh] 27 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,550 Funny stuff. Yeah, funny stuff. 28 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,857 Hey, so, um, that was really fun the other night. 29 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,685 Uh, you want to hang out again sometime? 30 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,382 Maybe as a date? 31 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,123 - Uh... 32 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,255 - A pause is worrisome. 33 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,387 - Yeah, I just-- I don't know, Jack. 34 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,910 I don't think we're a good fit. 35 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:28,305 You hate Toledo, and I'm here to stay. 36 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,568 Only four more payments left on my grave plot, so... 37 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:31,743 - Ooh, well, that's exciting. 38 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,223 I'd like to see that grave plot. 39 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,920 Maybe--maybe with some wine and cheese? 40 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,401 - No, no, that's a date. 41 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,229 - Ah. - Perfect date. 42 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:42,711 And we can't do that, but maybe--maybe... 43 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,408 we could hang out as friends. 44 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,715 Though I do worry hanging out is a gateway drug 45 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,412 to harder stuff. 46 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,632 - Oh, no, no, no, no. A hangout, that's perfect. 47 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:51,763 Yeah, I--you know what? 48 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,374 I'm gonna plan an amazing hangout. 49 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,724 It's gonna be so great, and you're gonna laugh 50 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,508 that you were ever even worried, okay? 51 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,945 A big, wheezy, deep, guttural, 52 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,773 Dom DeLuise-style laugh. 53 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:04,254 - All right. See ya. 54 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,604 [indistinct chatter] 55 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,171 - Yes, I agree, Randy, 56 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,738 a picture is worth a thousand words. 57 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:12,175 But is it worth a thousand dollars? 58 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,656 No, Randy, Randy, we don't have it in the budget. 59 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:17,180 Oh, okay, joke's on you. 60 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,922 I would love to be screwed. 61 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:22,272 [receiver clacks] 62 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:23,969 Helen? - Huh? 63 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,797 - Randy, our yearbook photographer, 64 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:28,583 has decided to raise his rates. 65 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,062 Yearbook pictures start tomorrow. 66 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,890 What are we gonna do? - we're gonna have to fix it. 67 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,415 You know, it's a great break for the ugly kids, 68 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,808 but the pretty kids are gonna be mad. 69 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,636 [funky percussion music] 70 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,899 - All right, shut up. [apple thuds] 71 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,727 Now, I'm gonna ask you guys for something 72 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,774 that I feel almost certain doesn't actually exist-- 73 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,645 fun things to do in Toledo. 74 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,386 It's for a potential hangout with Lynette. 75 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,519 - So like a date? - Excellent riddle, troll. 76 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:54,261 It is like a date, but it is not a date. 77 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,437 It's just a, you know, fun, friendly, 78 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,744 and, uh, potentially flirty-- at most--hangout. 79 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:02,660 - They do tableside pasta at Spaghetti Warehouse. 80 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:05,446 You get to see them boil it. 81 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,012 - All right, please no restaurants 82 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:09,450 with the word "warehouse" or "factory" 83 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,713 or "mill" in the name, 84 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:17,022 - You could split a pad Thai and a sparkling wine. 85 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,937 That's what I do with my college girlfriend. 86 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,984 - Mm, I wouldn't call the soft inner lining 87 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,899 of a Duke sweatshirt a girlfriend. 88 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:25,553 [all snickering] 89 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:28,251 - Oh, nothing gets my father's whore revved up 90 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,861 like a night at the dog track. 91 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,995 - We still calling her a whore even though they're engaged? 92 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,518 Yeah. 93 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,390 - Did you know Toledo's revitalized riverfront 94 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,522 is for lovers? 95 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:39,958 - Next person caught quoting 96 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,699 the Toledo tourism board gets an F. 97 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,876 Come on, guys, think. 98 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,357 - [scoffs] We went out one time, 99 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,359 and now this clown won't stop texting me. 100 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,840 Ugh, look at this. - Let me see. 101 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,929 Oh, wait a minute. 102 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,584 Oh. Oh, you meant, like, a literal clown. 103 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:57,585 - Mm. 104 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,282 - Like a children's entertainer. 105 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,588 - [giggles] - [gasps] 106 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,285 You're dating Garbanzo? 107 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,418 - It's not dating. - Lucky duck! 108 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,898 Oh, he's hilarious. 109 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,726 Keith and I hired him for our anniversary. 110 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,380 - He's a cute clown, girl. 111 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:11,990 - Good morning, ladies. 112 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,383 Let me ask you a question. 113 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:16,691 Would you hire this photographer 114 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:17,909 to take the yearbook photos? 115 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,389 - Ooh! - Wow! 116 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,086 - Okay, well, get ready for a shock, 117 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:24,699 because this guy... 118 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,788 is free. 119 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,485 - Uh, Ralph? 120 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,574 - Oh, hang on. 121 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:31,575 It's me. 122 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,098 [all gasp] - Durbs. 123 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,971 - Well, it looks like we have a new yearbook photographer. 124 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,451 - Yes. 125 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,802 - Then I says to the guy, "It's an '04 Corolla, okay? 126 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,760 "I don't need the fancy oil. 127 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,415 "Besides, alls I got is $20, 128 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,939 so alls you're gonna get is $20." 129 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,854 - Hey, Lynette. - Hey. 130 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,769 - So our hangout, okay? 131 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,815 I was thinking we'd go classic. You ready for this? 132 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,599 All right, we start with a wine tasting 133 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,471 and then a prix fixe dinner, 134 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,864 and then I take you to the Cleveland Symphony. 135 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,650 - Okay, that all sounds pretty date-y. 136 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,129 - Yeah. 137 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:07,785 - I think we should watch a very, very unromantic movie, 138 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,657 like "John Wick 2." 139 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,441 - Mm. 140 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,748 Will I be lost if I haven't seen part one? 141 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,968 - Do you know how guns work? 142 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:19,493 - This guy says, "Look, what's the difference of $4? 143 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,538 I says, "What's the difference of $4? 144 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,975 That's a coffee. That's a candy bar." 145 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,499 You know what I mean? 146 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,849 It's like, don't make me list things that $4 will buy. 147 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,417 'Cause you know what? I got a million of 'em. 148 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,420 [mellow music] 149 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:37,946 ♪ 150 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,862 - Hey, jackwad. 151 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:43,430 [tense music] 152 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:47,825 UPS said they delivered my Garrett's popcorn yesterday. 153 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,087 ♪ 154 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,960 Did you touch my Garrett's? 155 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,397 - Maybe look in the garbage bin where you chucked 156 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,400 my Castelvetrano olive deliveries last week. 157 00:05:57,444 --> 00:06:01,448 ♪ 158 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,145 - [growls] 159 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:06,670 - ♪ I won't dance, don't ask me ♪ 160 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:11,588 ♪ I won't dance, monsieur, with you ♪ 161 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:15,026 ♪ I know that music leads the way ♪ 162 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,855 ♪ To romance 163 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:21,555 ♪ So if you hold me in your arms ♪ 164 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,731 ♪ I won't dance 165 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:26,037 ♪ 166 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,259 - Whoa. 167 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:32,827 I have never seen a hologram of "The Last Supper." 168 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,481 - Yeah, my mom loved that one. 169 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,917 She said it was the closest thing 170 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,528 to a video of Jesus. 171 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,965 - She had great taste. 172 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,010 I love everything in here. 173 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,534 - Oh, well, if you like this room, 174 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,971 you are gonna love the basement. 175 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,756 Wow, that came out so much creepier 176 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,148 than I thought it would. 177 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:51,672 - I would like to see your basement sometime. 178 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,456 - Whoa, slow down, Lynette. Slow down. 179 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,719 - [laughing] - All right... 180 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:58,766 - [clears throat] - Here we go. 181 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,769 [TV clicks on, dramatic music plays] 182 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:06,251 ♪ 183 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:09,254 [car alarm wailing] 184 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:12,649 ♪ 185 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,956 Just gonna pause it for a second. 186 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,001 [TV clicks, wailing stops] 187 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:20,048 [car alarm chirps, wailing resumes] 188 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,054 Would you excuse me for a minute? 189 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,012 I got to take care of something. 190 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,536 - Sure. 191 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,754 [wailing continues] 192 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,929 [car alarm chirps, wailing stops] 193 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,715 - Just looking at the stars, 194 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,760 eating some olives, 195 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,806 testing the old car alarm. 196 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,765 - Hey, Melvin, I think you dropped something, bud. 197 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,114 - Hey, Jack? 198 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,551 Are you about to throw poop 199 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,596 at that elderly man and his dog? 200 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,206 [dramatic tango music] 201 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,947 - Uh-- 202 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,820 [car alarm chirps, wailing] 203 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,952 - [smacks lips, chuckling] 204 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:57,651 . 205 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,696 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 206 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,090 I--look, I was--I wasn't gonna throw it at him. 207 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,526 I-I was just gonna, you know, 208 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,223 kind of push it into his chest. 209 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,312 - Look, if this guy's making your life miserable, 210 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:10,141 putting dog poop on his jacket isn't gonna solve anything. 211 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,535 - Revenge isn't for everybody, but it has its merits. 212 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:15,495 - Right, which is why you wait until he's asleep, 213 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,149 then slide it through his mail slot. 214 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,629 Dog poop on the carpet? 215 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,239 Now, that is a steam cleaning 216 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,546 and three days with the windows open, at least. 217 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:26,723 - [sighs] Wow, I got to tell you-- 218 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:29,160 that is the hottest thing any woman's ever said to me. 219 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,335 - You're welcome. 220 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,641 [bell ringing] - Okay, Helen. 221 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,643 Hit me with the wind and the tunes. 222 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,166 - Yes. 223 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,559 [The J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" on stereo] 224 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,169 - All right, all right. 225 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,344 Okay, Victor, let's go on a little journey. 226 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,085 All right, here we go. 227 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,522 Yeah, okay. [camera shutter clicks] 228 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,089 Find your wind. Find your wind. 229 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,438 Find the wind. 230 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,310 Okay, that's--look away. 231 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,746 Look away and then look back! 232 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:50,791 Yeah, look away again. Look away. 233 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,662 Look back! Oh, nice. 234 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,708 Okay, now climb up on the chair and jump at me. 235 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,318 And a little jump. 236 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,146 And now ready? Okay, scream, scream! 237 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,104 - [screams] 238 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,150 - ♪ She was pure like snowflakes ♪ 239 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,543 - This isn't working. 240 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,196 [music stops] 241 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,112 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry, be good. 242 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:11,115 [dramatic percussion music] 243 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,334 ♪ 244 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,771 - I hate this new mop. 245 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:17,078 I can't believe you threw my favorite one in the trash. 246 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:18,514 - Are we still on this, Dale? 247 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,429 Life's too short for me to talk about a mop this much. 248 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,822 - You're right. 249 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,606 But just a couple more things about my-- 250 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,869 - Oh, know what I just remembered? 251 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,741 I actually put your mop in a magic Dumpster 252 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,612 because I knew you loved it so much, 253 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,701 and whatever you put in the magic Dumpster 254 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,138 comes back as something else even better. 255 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:37,577 But talking about it too much can hurt the magic. 256 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,230 - Okay. [chuckles] 257 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,667 Why didn't you say this five days ago? 258 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,408 [laughs] Thank you. 259 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:46,542 Now we wait. 260 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,892 - I got to go back to computer school. 261 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,502 [indistinct chatter] 262 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,810 - Can a--can a sulking failure sit here? 263 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,769 - I already told Dave he could. 264 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,815 [all laughing] 265 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,470 - I genuinely can't tell if we're friends or not. 266 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,342 - Oh, Dave. - [chuckles awkwardly] 267 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,649 - [sighs] - What's the matter, Durbs? 268 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,433 - Kids didn't like my pictures. 269 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,783 I tried to do something different. 270 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,741 I tried to add a little sauce, 271 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:14,222 but apparently nobody wants that. 272 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,703 - Oh, don't let kids determine your self-worth. 273 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,530 - Yeah, let us do that. 274 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,532 - Yeah, Ralph, sauce up our pictures. 275 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,925 - Yeah! - Yeah, Ralph! 276 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,492 Sauce us. - Yeah, all right. 277 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,754 Okay. 278 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:25,842 Mary, I want you to fling the paint 279 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,235 at the canvas, all right? 280 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,585 You're Jackson Pollock with a little bit of lion. 281 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,456 - [growls] - Fling the paint, Mary. 282 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,719 Fling it. Now you're all lion! 283 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:33,850 - [growls] 284 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,330 - You get in here, you mean old lion! 285 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,593 - Okay, Stef, now, you're Marie Antoinette, all right? 286 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,247 Let you eat cake. 287 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,422 Yes, yes. - Let yourself. 288 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,771 - There you go, yes. 289 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,686 Now tear into that cake with your bare hands! 290 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,688 - Don't mind if I do. - No, no, Helen. 291 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,255 No, Helen! 292 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,560 Become a brush. 293 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,345 Oh, yes. 294 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,174 Now--now smash that cake. Smash it. 295 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:56,264 Yes, queen! 296 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,788 Ooh, attack the canvas. 297 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,964 - Beautiful! Yes! 298 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,836 - Oh, I wasn't ready for that. Yes. 299 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,707 Oh, the lens is melted. The lens melted. 300 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,274 - Filthy! - [growls playfully] 301 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,189 - Oh, oh. 302 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,321 Uh, okay, let's, uh-- 303 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:11,932 let's tone it down a little bit there. 304 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,282 Maybe a little-- maybe a little less sexy. 305 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,805 School's still in session, so... 306 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,589 - [growls, laughs] - Ooh, jeez. 307 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,504 - [imitates cat screeching] - Okay, come on. 308 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,464 - And I says, "Listen, buddy, if I walk into a restaurant 309 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,857 "and I order a grilled cheese 310 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,685 "and you bring me a steak on the side 311 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,948 that I didn't ask for, do I got to pay for it?" 312 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,689 He said, "Depends on the restaurant." 313 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,255 I says, "No, it doesn't. 314 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,822 You can't give me something I didn't ask for." 315 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,432 - Hey, hey. 316 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,825 - Hey. 317 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,785 - So...your little mail-slot plan worked perfectly. 318 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,701 I'm talking poopy footprints inside and out. 319 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,659 It was a mess-- beautiful stuff. 320 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,661 - Problem solved. 321 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,707 - Well-- - See, this dynamic works. 322 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,447 We're not dating. 323 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,493 We're just helping each other destroy old men. 324 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,713 - Well, not so fast, because Melvin struck back. 325 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,585 It appears he sawed a small tree down in my yard. 326 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,022 Very quiet sawing. It must have taken him hours. 327 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,894 - Wow, this guy's good. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,330 - You need to strike at his heart. 329 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,548 - Yeah, but the guy's so miserable. 330 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:06,334 I mean, what's something he actually loves? 331 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,599 all: Kidnap his dog. 332 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,733 - She gets it. [both chuckle] 333 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:18,215 . 334 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,304 - Damn, who's this beefcake? 335 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,698 Is that your dad? - That's not my dad. 336 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,221 Okay. All right, guys, that's enough. 337 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,875 Bring it in, okay? Let's review the plans. 338 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,704 So you Scouts are gonna distract Melvin 339 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,184 with your magazine-selling routine. 340 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,752 - Uh, technically, I'm the only one here 341 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,275 who's a real Scout. 342 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,146 - Well, this one's a dud. - Oh, yeah, he sucks. 343 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,757 Uh, Grace, you got that ransom note? 344 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,323 - Yep. - Okay, great. 345 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,064 Whoa, that--that really looks like real blood. 346 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,805 Please don't tell me whether it is or not. 347 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,807 - It is. 348 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,722 - It is? All right, well, don't tell me where it's from. 349 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,767 - My hamster. 350 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,639 - All right, moving on. 351 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,641 - I brought my camping stove 352 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,295 so we can lure our canine friend 353 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,340 with the aroma of meat. 354 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,866 Who knows? I may sneak a sniff or two myself. 355 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,868 - Okay, Vic. Yeah, sniff away, sniff away. 356 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,391 Anthony, you'll grab the dog and bring it back. 357 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,088 - Yes, hunty. 358 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,657 - All right, guys, let's, uh-- let's break this old man. 359 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,658 - Yeah. - [laughs] 360 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,139 Get to it. 361 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,142 [devious music] 362 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:19,886 ♪ 363 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,801 - Come on, let's go. 364 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,020 ♪ 365 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,937 - We're selling magazines, sir. What's your pleasure? 366 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,766 Politics, hunting, celebrity "goss"? 367 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,420 - Salesmen, huh? 368 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,987 - Salespersons. 369 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,032 - Sweetie... 370 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,948 I was a door-to-door salesman 371 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,864 before your parents were even smooching. 372 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,474 - That's very cool. - You don't say? 373 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:47,870 - Spoon sets was my game. 374 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,133 - Wow, Vic really loves that steak, doesn't he? 375 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,831 He looks like he's trying to inhale the whole thing. 376 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:52,832 - [laughs] - Come on, man. 377 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,007 Leave some sniffs for the dog. 378 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,878 You know what I mean? - Yeah, seriously. 379 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,445 - Oh, my God, here they come. - Yep. 380 00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,187 - Oh, Anthony, come on. Would you hurry it up? 381 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,449 - Yeah, that guy's got one gear. 382 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,929 - [laughing] Seriously. - Here we go. 383 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,800 [inhales sharply] Now all we got to do 384 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,280 is wait for Melvin to call the number on the ransom note, 385 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,411 which goes to this burner phone. 386 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,718 - Yes. Give it to me. Give it to me. 387 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,720 - That was so fun! 388 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,375 - [laughs wheezily] 389 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,333 - [sighs] Morning, Helen. 390 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,857 - Good morning. 391 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,033 - I want to thank Mary, Stef, and Michelle for yesterday, 392 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,078 so could you send them each a bottle of champagne? 393 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,167 - Oh, I don't know how to do that. 394 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,386 - Yeah, me neither. 395 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,127 Champagne problems, am I right? 396 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,171 - [chuckles] 397 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,912 - Wait, is that what that means? 398 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,871 - I don't know. - Me neither. 399 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,829 - Anyway, I can't wait to get 400 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,441 my, uh, snapping finger to work, so, uh... 401 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,880 - Listen, Ralph, we only got through one student 402 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,316 and three teachers yesterday, 403 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,231 and if we don't get everyone else finished today, 404 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,320 we're gonna spend more money on that equipment and lights 405 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,888 than we would have if we would have hired Randy. 406 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,367 - [sighs] Okay. 407 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:53,066 I'll just have to shoot the rest of the students today. 408 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,459 - That's right. - Champagne problems. 409 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,591 Is that it? 410 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,419 - I-I don't know. - Yeah, me neither. 411 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,463 - No. 412 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,337 It's fun to wonder. 413 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,947 [bell ringing] 414 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,949 - [gravelly voice] Where you going, huh? 415 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,124 [normal voice] Where you going, girl? 416 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,213 Okay--hey, come on. 417 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,302 Good girl, good girl. - Hey, Jack. 418 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,087 [suspenseful music] 419 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,436 - Yeah? 420 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,091 ♪ 421 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,962 - Pretty sure we both know what's going on here. 422 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,312 That's not your dog. 423 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,489 And I know how you got it. 424 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,884 That dog is my mop. 425 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,452 You got it from the magic Dumpster. 426 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,106 - [stammers] I'm sorry. 427 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,325 Wow, I really thought that was going somewhere else. 428 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,371 Did you just say this dog is your mop? 429 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,416 - That I did, old friend. - Hmm. 430 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,244 - I'm gonna have to take that sweet little one back. 431 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,464 I'm gonna give her a great life. 432 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,249 - Okay. 433 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,426 - I'm gonna get my mop back, you dog thief! 434 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,428 [funky percussion music] 435 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,909 - Come on, girl. Come on, girl. 436 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,258 Yeah, come on, girl. 437 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,956 Who's a good girl? Who's a good-- 438 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,261 All right, everyone shut up. 439 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,002 Everybody just go ahead and shut up. 440 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,048 - You still have the dog? 441 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,963 - Oh, yeah, Melvin hasn't called yet. 442 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,616 - He hasn't called yet? 443 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,401 - What do you get by repeating what I just said, Marcus, huh? 444 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:10,447 Who does it help? - This guy is stone cold. 445 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,971 He's trying to outlast us. 446 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,450 - You think? - I think so. 447 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,018 - You know what? I say we cut the cloak-and-dagger crap. 448 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,541 I say we go bang on his door, 449 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,065 and we tell him if he wants his dog back, 450 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,936 he's got to accept our truce. 451 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,373 - Or we wait until he gets a new dog 452 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,246 and then replace that dog with this dog 453 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,117 and then watch him go insane. 454 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,032 - [laughing] He's gonna lose his mind. 455 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,468 - Oh, it'd be so crazy. - That's really good. 456 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,296 - Yeah, yeah. [laughing] 457 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,083 ♪ 458 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,606 - Okay, we got 100 kids left to photograph 459 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,955 and 15 minutes to do it. 460 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,956 Let's go. - Okay. 461 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,479 Listen up, kiddos. 462 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,874 Have your smiles prepped before you go into the frame. 463 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,354 Think of something that makes you happy-- 464 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,618 like puppies for me, Nana's brisket, 465 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,141 that chubby little kid from "Up." 466 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,100 Get in and get out. - Great, next. 467 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,971 - Uh, I was hoping to try one without my glasses. 468 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,061 - Too late, next. - Nope! Go, go, go. 469 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,324 - Uh, where should I look? - Wrong way, next. 470 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,978 - Come on, pretend you're on fire. 471 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,067 Don't milk it. 472 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,286 - Cheese, yo. - Already took it. 473 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,983 Next. - Keep moving. 474 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,332 - Don't stop to pose, walk sideways. 475 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,682 - Go, go, go. - There you go. 476 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,075 Perfect, nice! - Pretend there's a fire! 477 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,642 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [imitating alarm blaring] 478 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,947 - All right, boom, getting it done. 479 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,079 Getting it done, getting it done. 480 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,994 Yeah! 481 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,691 [sighs] Oh, God. 482 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,563 Okay. [sighs] 483 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,086 - We got to take full advantage of this. 484 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,131 - Mm-hmm. 485 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,784 - Maybe we can get a TV out of him. 486 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,961 - Got to say--this has been a really fun series of hangouts. 487 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,050 both: Yeah. 488 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,181 - Yeah, I can't believe I was worried 489 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,443 that it would lead to something bad. 490 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,444 - Yeah. 491 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:38,013 [siren wailing] 492 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,624 Hey, is there something happening with Melvin? 493 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,496 - No, why? 494 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:43,932 I mean, he died earlier, 495 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,021 but nothing's happened since then. 496 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,414 - Oh, man. 497 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,155 [indistinct chatter] 498 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,634 We won. 499 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:56,075 We won so hard, we killed an old man. 500 00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,034 . 501 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,254 [indistinct chatter over police radio] 502 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,995 - I thought we might be a bad fit. 503 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,085 Then we hung out, egged each other on, 504 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,565 and caused an old man to die. 505 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,656 We are definitely a bad fit. 506 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,093 Excuse me? 507 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,877 Sorry, this might sound crazy, 508 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,140 but did Melvin die of a broken heart? 509 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,795 You know, 'cause he-- he missed his dog so much? 510 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,058 - "A broken heart"? What? 511 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,800 No, no, the old man choked on a chicken wing. 512 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,628 Always remember to chew your food 513 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,151 until it's a fine paste. 514 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,892 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for the tip. 515 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,155 Go ahead and move along there, pal. 516 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,026 [both laugh] Did you hear that? 517 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,027 - Yeah! - He choked. 518 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,028 We didn't kill him! 519 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,595 - We didn't kill him! He choked! 520 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,902 [both laughing] - Oh... 521 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,905 - Sorry to interrupt your fun, 522 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,777 uh, but the Humane Society's on its way to pick up that dog, 523 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,344 since Melvin didn't leave her to anyone. 524 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,565 So if you could just hand it over... 525 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,741 - Actually, you know what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 526 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,960 Call them off. 527 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,572 I know someone who'd be thrilled to take her in. 528 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,313 [bell ringing] 529 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,184 Come on, girl. 530 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,926 Hey, Dale, got something for you, bud. 531 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,188 - [sighs] I really wish people 532 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,277 would stop saying that to me before they pooped. 533 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,887 - But--what? 534 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,585 No, I-I'm talking about the dog, man. 535 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:12,760 Look, the dog. 536 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,370 I-I can tell she means a lot to you, 537 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,199 you know, based on some unsettling belief 538 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,722 in the--in the supernatural 539 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,334 or just a deep misunderstanding of science, you know. 540 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,032 But regardless, I know you'll give her 541 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,207 a better life than I could. 542 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,991 - Moppy! [laughs] 543 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,384 I'm so happy. 544 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,604 I'm gonna find a way to turn you back, girl. 545 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,997 I am gonna find a way to turn you back. 546 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,044 Yes, yes! [giggling] 547 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,219 [knocking on door] 548 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,134 - It's open. Come in. 549 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,310 - Hey. - Hey. 550 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,920 Vino. - "Expendables 3." 551 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,400 - Ooh! 552 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,054 Now, does it matter that I haven't seen the first two? 553 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,229 - You remember how the guns work? 554 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,665 - Yep. - You'll be good. 555 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:49,884 - Okay. 556 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,407 - Oh, and this was sitting on your steps. 557 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,235 - Oh. 558 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,238 It's from--it's from Melvin's estate. 559 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,243 "Jack Griffin, if you're reading this, I've passed. 560 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,027 "Here's the key your mother gave me 561 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,681 "to water her plants. 562 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,945 "I'd like to thank you for the tete-à-tete we've had. 563 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:11,210 "It's made me feel more alive." [chuckles] 564 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,299 "And you should know each day when you went to work, 565 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,953 "I let myself in and-- 566 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,129 and put my bare butt on your throw pillows." 567 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,131 Signed, Melvin Grask. 568 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,264 Well, what do you know? 569 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,789 We were able to add meaning to the man's life. 570 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,791 - To Melvin. - Yeah. 571 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,403 To Melvin. 572 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,100 Hmm. 573 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,450 [slurps] Ahh. 574 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:37,192 [lighthearted music] 575 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238 I've taken a lot of naps on those pillows. 576 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,456 - Have you? 577 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,023 - I'd like to throw them in the trash now. 578 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,851 - Can we burn them? - Yeah. 579 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:50,727 - Got a little more magic left in you, Mr. Dumpster? 580 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,252 I wish for a son. 581 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,790 Thank you. 582 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,489 Come on, Moppy, let's go. 583 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,925 Yeah. 584 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,713 [mystical music] 585 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:24,108 ♪ 586 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:28,708 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41338

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