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(air whooshing)
(metal clanging)
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(eerie electronic music)
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- Don't hide from me, 'cause
I will always find you.
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You think you get away,
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but I'm in your head.
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(eerie music)
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I am 8 Ball the Clown.
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And I became a clown
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to entertain,
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to create laughter,
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and to make people happy.
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I was so filled with
rage and the pain burned.
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Oh, how it burned in my brain
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eating at me,
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and feeding my addiction.
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I tried to make it go away
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to soothe the pain with a little
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opioid here and there.
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And so my addiction
grew out of control,
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and I could no longer
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contain
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the rage.
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It would not stop,
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and so I spewed
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destruction.
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There have been a handful
of dark times in my life.
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And these are by
far the darkest.
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My emotions swirls,
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opioids run through my veins
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injecting whatever I can find
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to get my next fix.
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And it's never enough.
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Never enough, so I keep
going deeper and deeper
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into the depths of hell,
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shattering the
dreams and illusions
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of being the
greatest clown ever.
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I kill for no reason
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other than pure
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euphoria,
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seeking to dull the
painful demons in my brain,
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if just for a moment
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avoiding reality
which is my failure.
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I used to be stable
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and quite entertaining.
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But over time, people
became afraid of clowns.
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They feared clowns.
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And even despised clowns.
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For that, they
will certainly pay.
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Oh they will pay dearly
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for the sinful acts that
have been disposed on me.
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Laughing at me, not with me.
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They beg for their lives.
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They want mercy,
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and I take away their pain.
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China white, brown tie,
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Mexican crude,
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or synthetic bliss.
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That's all you need to know.
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Lately, I've been
feeling unstable again.
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And my addiction
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has evolved
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into an insatiable
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lust for killing.
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And I don't just kill.
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I bring them to my god.
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Flowing through their veins
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in a precarious manner,
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bringing the pleasure,
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and euphoria, and the pain
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of certain death.
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I am 8-Ball the Clown.
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And I will make you happy.
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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You will be happy.
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This I can assure you.
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(laughs)
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(eerie music)
(water running)
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I don't know.
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What?
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Who are you?
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Who are you?
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I don't know.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(inaudible)
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What the fuck?
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That didn't just happen.
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Oh god.
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This heroine must be cut
with some dirty shit.
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This can't be real.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay, regain composure.
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I gotta,
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I gotta go finish
what I started.
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I gotta finish what I started.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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Oh god.
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This can't be fucking real.
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(crying)
(slow suspenseful music)
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Jesus, stop.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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My magic hat.
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(laughs)
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(laughs)
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Back
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to paradise.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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(groaning)
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(knocking on door)
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Okay.
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Hello miss.
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What can I do for you?
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- I'm here about that baby stuff
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you listed on the internet.
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- Ah yes, the baby stuff.
- It's a boy.
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- It does look like you
got a little one on board,
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don't you.
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- Due any day now.
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- Yes, seems like he'll
be coming out real soon.
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- Yeah, the ad said
there was some,
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some toys and clothes.
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They said it was a crib
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and like some--
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- Yeah, I got a baby seat too.
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I'm sorry, my manners.
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Come on in, please.
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Please, come in.
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Everything's just down there.
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- So what are you, like
a clown or something?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, I sure am.
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I mean the kids just love me.
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I actually have a
surprise party planned
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for later tonight.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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- [Pregnant Woman] Well it
sounds like your parties
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a lot of fun.
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- Oh, my parties are to die for.
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- Well maybe you can do
my kid's birthday party.
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- Oh, I'd be delighted to.
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(screaming)
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Shh.
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(screaming)
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Shh.
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Shh shh shh.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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- Please watch
your surroundings.
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Do not hesitate
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to call 911.
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All right.
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(inaudible)
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Please be precaution
of these children.
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Pick them up from school.
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Make sure they know (inaudible)
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cause these clowns
are everywhere.
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(inaudible) City
has been overwhelmed
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with these clown sightings.
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We'll keep you updated on
the Day nine o'clock news and
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(inaudible)
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This is Juanita
Foster signing off.
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See ya.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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- Ambiance.
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Yes, yes.
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Here we go.
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Just.
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Got to put a little
cover on your face.
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Make sure you're
here for the party.
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(humming)
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Oh, so cute.
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(cackles)
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Yeah, just a little,
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just a little dab will do you.
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(humming)
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Yeah, I want you
to look beautiful
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when you're having that kid.
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It's a very special
event, after all.
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(laughs)
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Alright, thanks
for holding that.
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Let's see.
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Right.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(laughs)
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Oh no, that's too good.
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Alright, now
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we just got to figure
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how to get the baby out.
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I know there's
something around here.
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(laughs)
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No, no.
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Fun but
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not delicate enough.
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I could,
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no, too blunt.
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Hmm, that's a thought.
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No, I need a more precise hand.
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Of course, trusty rusty.
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My old friend.
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You will do the job.
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(laughs)
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But not just yet.
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(screams)
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- No.
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Stop it.
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- What are you doing?
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- No.
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- What are you doing?
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- You are being very naughty.
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If you persist,
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I am going to cut
your voice box.
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And then you're not gonna
make any more noises, okay.
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- What do you want from me?
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What do you want?
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- [8 Ball] To be happy,
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just like everybody else.
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- Don't do this.
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- I think I deserve it.
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(laughs)
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Oh, oh, my.
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- No, no.
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- I want your baby.
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- No.
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(laughs)
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Don't.
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- Don't worry, don't worry.
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- No.
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- Your baby's gonna be fine.
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(laughs)
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I've done this
many times before.
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- Let me go.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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(screams)
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Why don't you go to sleep, okay.
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- [Pregnant Woman] No.
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No.
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- Let me get you something
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for your pain.
- [Pregnant Woman] Please no.
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No.
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No.
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- Shh.
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Sleep tight.
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Sleep tight.
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(laughs)
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We've got a lot of work to do.
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(laughs)
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(baby crying)
(laughs)
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Little buddy.
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(baby crying)
(laughs)
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Hey.
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Hey, welcome.
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Buddy.
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(laughs)
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This is your world now.
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(laughs)
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It's a boy.
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It's a boy.
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(baby crying)
(laughs)
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Say bye to mommy.
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She's not gonna make it.
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(laughs)
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(baby crying)
(laughs)
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I love you.
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Welcome to the
world, little guy.
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It's gonna be a lifetime
of laughter and love,
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and heroine.
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(laughs)
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But every baby boy
needs juice, right.
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Mother's milk
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to make us big and strong.
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Oh, welcome, welcome.
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All of this will be yours.
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You will be the
greatest clown ever.
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(baby crying)
(laughs)
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Oh, the games we'll play.
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(laughs)
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It'll be a party every day.
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(laughs)
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I always knew I'd be a good dad.
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I don't care what they say.
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(slow suspenseful music)
286
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,406
It's not true what they say.
287
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,909
Clowns never eat their young.
288
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,578
(laughs)
289
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,148
(baby crying)
290
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,618
Welcome to the
world, little guy.
291
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,653
It'll be what you make it.
292
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,790
(slow suspenseful music)
293
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,893
I bet you're hungry too.
294
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,661
Don't worry,
295
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,630
I'll get you
something real soon.
296
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:30,701
(humming)
(slow suspenseful music)
297
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:41,679
(baby crying)
(laughs)
298
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,851
Oh, I know what you need.
299
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,523
(slow suspenseful music)
300
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,759
The first
301
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,928
step
302
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,530
in a journey of
a thousand miles.
303
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,967
(laughs)
304
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,335
There you go.
305
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,405
(laughs)
306
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,318
Sleep tight little baby.
307
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,655
(laughs)
308
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,825
(slow suspenseful music)
309
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,726
It's okay.
310
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,599
Shh.
311
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,499
Everything's gonna be fine now.
312
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:40,338
(slow suspenseful music)
313
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,672
Don't worry drama.
314
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,309
I know what you need.
315
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,478
I know what you need.
316
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,748
(slow suspenseful music)
317
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,920
(baby crying)
318
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,630
(slow suspenseful music)
319
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,322
- My god.
320
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,725
Holy fuck, you scared
the shit out of me
321
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,393
you fucking asshole.
322
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,094
God.
323
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,665
(slow suspenseful music)
324
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:42,693
(slow suspenseful music)
(muffled laughing)
325
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:07,118
Man, you look like hell.
326
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,820
- You'd look like hell too
327
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,055
if you were a clown.
328
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,823
Nobody likes clowns anymore.
329
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,525
But dammit, the world needs us.
330
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,762
(laughs)
331
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:18,896
- I don't know what's
so bad about clowns.
332
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,830
I mean you're right,
333
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,765
everyone needs clowns.
334
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,800
- Everyone needs to laugh.
335
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,635
(laughs)
336
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,736
- Man, look at you.
337
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,937
- I don't want to.
- Jesus.
338
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:27,938
- Look at you.
339
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:28,773
- Yeah.
340
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:29,607
- You're drunk.
341
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:30,441
(laughs)
342
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,593
- Judge my drinking.
343
00:23:32,594 --> 00:23:34,744
- Oh, I'm not judging,
I need a ride.
(laughs)
344
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,781
- You don't know
why I drink, okay.
345
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:37,848
I drink because
346
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,917
I got a lot of pain.
347
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,887
- You think you have
pain, try being a clown.
348
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:46,157
(slow suspenseful music)
349
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,995
- I'm not even supposed
to be here today.
350
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,930
- Maybe if you didn't drink,
351
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,899
you'd still have your kids.
352
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,867
(laughs)
353
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,068
- I don't know why
we fight so much.
354
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,937
- Have you ever
tried being a clown?
355
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:00,871
She might like that.
356
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:01,972
- Never.
357
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,325
Never been a clown before.
358
00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:05,776
- You got to bring a little
spice to the bedroom.
359
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,111
- You're right.
360
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,179
That's a good idea.
361
00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:09,513
I might try that.
362
00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:10,681
How much do one of those cost?
363
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,849
- I'll do it for free.
364
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,452
(laughs)
365
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,786
It's not like it'll
make things worse.
366
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,955
(laughs)
367
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:21,859
(slow suspenseful music)
368
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:22,827
All right, Balloon,
369
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,695
show me the hairy.
370
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,100
- I got little
371
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,503
something more than brown stone.
372
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:33,671
- Oh yeah?
373
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,773
- I got some shit that's
gonna fuck you up.
374
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,243
This is what they
call blue lady.
375
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,579
- Blue lady?
376
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:42,680
- Yeah.
377
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,081
- What the fuck?
378
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,218
I hope it's not like
that last batch man.
379
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,753
That shit had me fucking
walking like a zombie.
380
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:50,621
I woke up,
381
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,256
I woke up in a crypt.
382
00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,791
Okay.
383
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,726
- [Balloon] Yes,
some new shit man.
384
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,628
All the kids doing it.
385
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,996
- Well if it's good for kids,
386
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,798
it's good for clowns.
387
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,600
(laughs)
388
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,701
- It's like a little
bit of Mr. Brownstone
389
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,803
mixed with some meth.
390
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,004
You can light it,
391
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,005
snort it,
392
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,240
smoke it,
393
00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,008
or shoot it.
394
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,610
- Let's do it all.
395
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:13,878
(laughs)
396
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,945
- Yeah.
397
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,046
Come on.
398
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,882
Shit, let's fire some up man.
399
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:18,983
- Okay.
400
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,587
- Let's go old school.
401
00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:24,755
Yeah man.
402
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:25,823
Let's do it.
403
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,159
- Just plop some there.
404
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:32,963
(slow suspenseful music)
405
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:33,964
(laughs)
406
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:34,965
We're gonna get fucked up.
407
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:35,900
- Right.
408
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,034
- I'm looking forward to this.
409
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,303
Okay, okay, okay.
410
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,038
This one's a little tricky.
411
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,907
Why don't you
light it up for us.
412
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:43,841
- Gotcha man.
413
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,044
(laughs)
414
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,850
Yeah man, this is
gonna be great.
415
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:54,985
I'm telling you man,
416
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,987
this is the best.
417
00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,591
(slow suspenseful music)
418
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,198
(coughing)
419
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,119
- Holy fuck.
420
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:29,954
(coughing)
421
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,255
Fuck.
422
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:34,925
(slow suspenseful music)
423
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,196
- Oh shit.
424
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,197
- God fuck.
425
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,100
Oh.
426
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,270
- Isn't that some
good shit, bro?
427
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,171
- Fuck.
428
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:49,907
Oh.
429
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,709
Yeah.
430
00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:56,280
- How you gonna pay up man?
431
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,749
I ain't no fucking charity.
432
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:03,187
- Man, you know I
don't have any money.
433
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,088
- What?
434
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,157
What do you mean you
don't have any money, man?
435
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,058
- I don't,
436
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,860
I'm a fucking clown.
437
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:10,794
- So?
438
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,996
- I don't make any money.
439
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,664
- What about your
last victim, man,
440
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,398
that you killed?
441
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,333
Did you take his fucking wallet?
442
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,668
- It's gone.
443
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,169
- What do you mean it's gone?
444
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,137
- I got nothing.
445
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,171
- What the fuck does that men?
446
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,773
- Nothing but trusty rusty.
447
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,374
- Dude, what the fuck
am I supposed to do
448
00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:25,409
with all this shit?
449
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,111
- I, I, I don't know.
450
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,746
- Get the fuck out of here, man.
451
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,080
You fucking suck
as a clown, man.
452
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,749
- [8 Ball] The fuck did you say?
453
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,118
- Fuck you, you fucking wannabe
454
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,419
washed up piece of shit.
455
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,854
- Bullshit.
456
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,055
- [Balloon] Go back to
the circus or something,
457
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,190
you fucking big motherfucker.
458
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,293
- Okay.
459
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,662
Okay. Fuck.
460
00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,096
- Go make some
fucking money, man.
461
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,064
- Oh, how about I try,
462
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:48,032
how about I try
463
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,134
to steal from Balloon.
464
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,404
(soft music)
465
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:59,043
8 Ball bitch.
466
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,745
(laughs)
467
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:02,446
You,
468
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,882
yes, yes, yes, of course.
469
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,150
Always come prepared.
470
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,156
Hmm.
471
00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,926
You almost look the part.
472
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:19,229
(slow suspenseful music)
473
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,034
Almost.
474
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:24,935
Tricky.
475
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,872
Perfect.
476
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,041
(laughs)
477
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,445
(humming)
478
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:43,954
Yes.
479
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,091
The festive clown.
480
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,826
- [8 Ball] So send me a message,
481
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,295
and I'll call you right back.
482
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,164
- You need to hear this.
483
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,265
It's funny as hell.
484
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:56,467
- [Child] What is it?
485
00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:57,468
- Wiggles the Clown.
486
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,103
His answering machine message.
487
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,807
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
488
00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:06,276
I'm out making children happy.
489
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,277
(laughs)
490
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,512
So twerk me a message
491
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,414
and I'll call you right back.
492
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,917
- He's stupid.
493
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,453
(playful music)
494
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:21,125
(screaming)
495
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,393
You need to stop luring
kids into the woods,
496
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,062
you creep.
497
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,263
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
498
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,899
I'm out making children happy.
499
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:29,900
(laughs)
500
00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,135
So twerk me a message
501
00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:33,237
and I'll call you right back.
502
00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:34,204
Fucking kids.
503
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,474
- Clowns suck.
504
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,248
(yelling)
505
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,517
Drunk looser.
506
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:48,819
(farthing)
507
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,053
Ewe.
508
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,222
- [8 Ball] Hey, it's
8 Ball the Clown.
509
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,158
I'm out making children happy.
510
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,159
(laughs)
511
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,360
- You ruin birthday parties
512
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,396
just because you're
a drunk looser.
513
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:04,334
(playful music)
514
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:07,204
- You're a sick,
demented asshole.
515
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:09,273
- You're a horrible clown.
516
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,308
- Yeah, I bet you
live in the dumpster.
517
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,812
- No, he probably
lives in the sewer.
518
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,380
(laughs)
519
00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:17,281
- True.
520
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:23,887
(knocking on door)
521
00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:24,555
- Hold on.
522
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,858
(knocking)
523
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:28,959
- Alright.
524
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,059
Alright man, please
stop banging on my door.
525
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:30,994
I got a baby sleeping.
526
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:31,929
I'm not trying to buy nothing.
527
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,030
- Man, I ain't selling anything.
528
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,131
I'm not selling nothing.
529
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,265
I'm just looking for my wife.
530
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,533
- I don't--
531
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,035
- Where my wife at?
532
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,002
- I don't get many
visitors here man.
533
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,270
- I haven't seen her man.
534
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,538
My wife's car sitting
in front of your house.
535
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,007
- I haven't seen any strange
ladies hanging around.
536
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,342
- [Husband] Have you seen her?
537
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,577
- [8 Ball] Well maybe
she had the baby.
538
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:48,045
- [Husband] I don't--
539
00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,012
- [8 Ball] Have you
checked the hospitals?
540
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,314
- What you mean about a baby?
541
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,348
- [8 Ball] You just
said she's pregnant.
542
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,850
- Man, the car's
sitting right there.
543
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,518
- Okay, please feel
free to look around.
544
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,355
You're not gonna find her here.
545
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,891
(baby crying)
546
00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:07,531
(slow suspenseful music)
547
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,138
(baby crying)
548
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,430
(laughs)
549
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:43,367
Meet baby daddy.
550
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,902
Hello.
551
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,004
(laughs)
552
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,407
Well, he was, he
would have been, but.
553
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,081
(laughs)
554
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,352
Well, looks like baby's daddy
555
00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,621
is gonna be joining a momma
556
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,457
for a night of fun
and excitement.
557
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:08,292
Yes.
558
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,593
Yes.
559
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,461
It's gonna be a great time.
560
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,130
(laughs)
561
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,331
Come on, drama.
562
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:18,001
We've got some party
favors to put together.
563
00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:19,569
(laughs)
564
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,438
No, no, stay there.
565
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,409
(news playing)
566
00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:34,618
- This is Steve Yeager
567
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,453
with WD5 TV
568
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,722
and we're talking
with Erica Collins,
569
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,390
a 13 year old
(inaudible) student
570
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,725
who was recently
attacked by a clown.
571
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,328
Erica, could you tell
us what happened?
572
00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,163
- Well, I was walking
my dog by the reservoir.
573
00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:48,632
And she slipped off her leash
574
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,133
and took off running.
575
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,101
Well of course I went after her.
576
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:51,735
- Well that's understandable.
577
00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:52,669
So what happened next?
578
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:56,073
(slow suspenseful music)
579
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:57,374
- Well I was looking
around for her
580
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,343
when someone came up and
grabbed me from behind.
581
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,178
I tried to,
582
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,547
I tried to scream,
583
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:04,647
but he put his
hand over my mouth.
584
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,250
(inaudible)
585
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:09,453
- That had to be terrifying.
586
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,654
What was going
through your mind?
587
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:11,488
- I'm dead.
588
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,723
He's going to kill me.
589
00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:15,225
And he whispered the
creepiest thing to me.
590
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,593
- And what was that?
591
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,429
(inaudible)
592
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,430
- That's horrible.
593
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:21,431
But you got away.
594
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,466
How'd you do that?
595
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:25,068
(inaudible)
596
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,105
- She's small but she attacked.
597
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,539
And when I looked behind me,
598
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,640
he was gone.
599
00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,411
- Wow, were you able
to give the police
600
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:35,712
a good description?
601
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,314
- [Erica] For sure.
602
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:39,149
(inaudible)
603
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,517
- [Steve] Well thank
you for sharing
604
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,752
your terrible
experience with us.
605
00:33:41,754 --> 00:33:44,621
- What are you doing?
606
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,123
- Pranking the clown.
607
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:46,757
- What clown?
608
00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:47,758
- Wiggles.
609
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,792
His message is funny.
610
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,327
- His message might be funny,
611
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,595
but stop.
612
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,063
- All the kids do it.
613
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:54,498
- Have you seen
whats on the news?
614
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,100
All the stuff about the clowns?
615
00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,701
I really wouldn't be pranking
that clown right now.
616
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,269
- We were just having fun.
617
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,537
- At his expense?
618
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,172
Just leave him alone.
619
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,507
He's probably gonna come
over here all pissed off.
620
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,175
- Why?
621
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,443
- Hang it up and stop.
622
00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,078
Why would you fuck
around with a clown?
623
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,546
He could find out
where you live.
624
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,481
School's been canceled tomorrow.
625
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,483
- [Girl] Yay.
626
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,751
- School is boring.
627
00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,586
- Yeah, but it's not
that much of yay.
628
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,588
It's canceled cause of
the clown sightings.
629
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,489
- Can we stay up late?
630
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,091
- Not real late.
631
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:22,793
You can stay up
until I get home.
632
00:34:22,795 --> 00:34:23,950
- Sure.
633
00:34:23,951 --> 00:34:25,106
- Oh yeah, and mom
will be back tomorrow,
634
00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:26,262
so you guys need to
clean this stuff up.
635
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,697
- Alright, I got it.
636
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:28,698
Just go.
637
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,833
- Should be back
around 11 or so.
638
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,501
So don't answer the door.
639
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,803
Call me if you need anything.
640
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:35,572
And watch out for the clowns.
641
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:36,506
(laughs)
642
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,240
- That's not fucking funny.
643
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,475
- Nice language.
644
00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:39,443
- [Boy] Thank you.
645
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,580
(slow suspenseful music)
646
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,235
- [Woman] Help.
647
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:09,673
(slow suspenseful music)
648
00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:19,449
(moaning)
649
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,552
- Oh you dirty girl.
650
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,357
You've thrown up
all over yourself.
651
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,626
Clowns know how to
hold their juices.
652
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,561
(laughs)
653
00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:34,698
How you doing, honey?
654
00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:38,502
(crying)
655
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,504
You're looking a little rough.
656
00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:42,339
(laughs)
657
00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,375
Why aren't you happy?
658
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,643
You look like you should be.
659
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,649
You know,
660
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,319
god told me I need to make
661
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,421
as many people happy as I can.
662
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,691
So, I'm just doing
what I got to.
663
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,827
(laughs)
664
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,633
What's that?
665
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,468
You got something to say?
666
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,369
(laughs)
667
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:13,703
Don't hold back.
668
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,871
(laughs)
669
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,406
There's no judgment here.
670
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,542
(laughs)
671
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:21,645
You're in my happy place,
672
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,747
so you should learn to be happy.
673
00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,882
(laughs)
674
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,521
You know I got these
balloons special for you.
675
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,657
(crying)
676
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:34,958
What's that?
677
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,294
(laughs)
678
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,233
Oh, I kill myself.
679
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,403
I kill everyone.
680
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,572
(laughs)
681
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,247
- Don't.
682
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,287
- Heroine is like
683
00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:07,591
inhaling the breath of God.
684
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,760
There is nothing more euphoric
685
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:13,230
than sticking a
needle in my arm.
686
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:16,433
The slow penetration,
687
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,302
as the warmth of a her orgasm
688
00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:22,606
slowly moves through my body,
689
00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,674
mixing with the blood
690
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,776
in a macabre dance
691
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,011
of utterly
692
00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,813
fascinating fantasy.
693
00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:32,616
(laughs)
694
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,551
Oh, the pure,
695
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:37,654
white liquid lady heroine
696
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,657
as she pulls me deep inside her,
697
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:41,992
suckling me.
698
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:48,565
Oh, I will humiliate you.
699
00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,768
I will manipulate you.
700
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,470
I will lie to you.
701
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:56,039
I will defile you.
702
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,474
I will cut you.
703
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,409
I will kill you.
704
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:00,043
Because heroine,
705
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:02,712
heroine is my god.
706
00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:05,515
And my faith is strong.
707
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:06,583
(laughs)
708
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,517
Now you,
709
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,288
now you
710
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,657
will get to feel the pure
711
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,925
pleasure and pain
712
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,762
of my god.
713
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,930
(crying)
714
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:24,000
(slow suspenseful music)
715
00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,502
What's wrong with you?
716
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:30,774
What?
717
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:34,844
Hey, buddy.
718
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:36,913
Buddy.
719
00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:38,848
Oh shit.
720
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:40,850
Shit.
721
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,486
Hello.
722
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,754
Oh no.
723
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,389
Oh god.
724
00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,424
Who's gonna play with me now.
725
00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,725
Oh god, mom.
726
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,093
Mom's gone.
727
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,494
Oh god, I got to move the body.
728
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,496
I gotta clean this up.
729
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,665
I gotta, I gotta do something.
730
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,766
Oh god.
731
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,001
Okay, okay.
732
00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,537
Not expected, not expected.
733
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:04,908
Will this help?
734
00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:07,777
Something better.
735
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,814
Something bigger
to clean this up.
736
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,084
I don't know.
737
00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:16,586
Oh god, mom can't see this.
738
00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,487
Fuck.
739
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,724
That's okay.
740
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:23,059
Maintain positive attitude.
741
00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:27,864
(slow suspenseful music)
742
00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:32,369
Oh shit.
743
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,404
Momma's not gonna like this,
744
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:35,872
but I got a plan.
745
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:37,741
It's okay.
746
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,143
We'll make you smaller.
747
00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:43,847
Fuck that.
748
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,584
You ready?
749
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,719
(laughs)
750
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:54,657
(slow suspenseful music)
(saw rumbling)
751
00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:57,394
(phone ringing)
752
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:04,167
(slow suspenseful music)
753
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,704
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
754
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,906
I'm out making children happy.
755
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,508
(laughs)
756
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:12,575
So twerk me a message,
757
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,844
and I'll call you right back.
758
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,646
Fucking kids.
759
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,182
(playful music)
760
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,887
- [Kid] Stupid, ain't it.
761
00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:30,894
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
762
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,902
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
763
00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,171
I'm out making children happy.
764
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:42,639
(laughs)
765
00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:43,673
So twerk me a message,
766
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:45,975
and I'll call you right back.
767
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:46,976
Fucking kids.
768
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:50,747
(playful music)
769
00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:54,017
- [Girl] My dad said
770
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,586
not to touch little children
771
00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:58,121
again.
772
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:07,630
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
773
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,238
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
774
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,774
I'm out making children happy.
775
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,008
(laughs)
776
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,009
So twerk me a message,
777
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,545
and I'll call you right back.
778
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:24,013
Fucking kids.
779
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,749
(playful music)
780
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,552
- [Kid] Okay, end it.
781
00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:31,921
(inaudible)
782
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,022
And then.
783
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:38,895
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
784
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,905
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
785
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,174
I'm out making children happy.
786
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:52,876
(laughs)
787
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,043
So twerk me a message,
788
00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,079
and I'll call you right back.
789
00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,680
Fucking kids.
790
00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:00,116
(playful music)
791
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,120
(inaudible)
792
00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,723
- [Kid] Demented asshole.
793
00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:11,794
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
794
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,802
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
795
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,971
I'm out making children happy.
796
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,574
So twerk me a message,
797
00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:26,709
and I'll call you right back.
798
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:27,844
Fucking kids.
799
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,714
(playful music)
800
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:38,154
(kid speaking indistinctly)
(screaming)
801
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,590
- I can do this.
802
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:41,824
I can do this.
803
00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:46,796
Fuck this.
804
00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:49,332
(phone ringing)
805
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,772
No, no, no, no, no.
806
00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:56,873
Fucking kids.
807
00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:01,344
Laugh.
808
00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:02,645
Making children happy.
809
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,581
So twerk me a message
810
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,116
and I'll call you right back.
811
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,785
Fucking kids.
812
00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:10,620
(yelling)
813
00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:13,256
(playful music)
814
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,157
Fucking,
815
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,093
fucking motherfuckers.
816
00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:22,732
You little shits.
817
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,634
What do you know
about being a clown?
818
00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,002
What do you know about
making people laugh?
819
00:43:26,004 --> 00:43:27,203
You think you're funny?
820
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:28,771
You're not funny.
821
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:29,872
You little fuckers.
822
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:32,208
(slow suspenseful music)
823
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,309
(phone ringing)
824
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,210
Again?
825
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,679
God.
826
00:43:36,681 --> 00:43:37,380
No.
827
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:40,116
Fucking kids.
828
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,051
You motherfucking kids.
829
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:43,886
I'll fucking find you.
830
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:46,089
I'll fucking find you.
831
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,991
I'm gonna find you and
832
00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,726
(inaudible)
833
00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:50,793
Twerk me a message,
834
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,328
and I'll call you right back.
835
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,064
I can't do this anymore.
836
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:58,334
(playful music)
837
00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,736
- [Girl] You ruin
birthday parties
838
00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:01,638
just because you're
a drunk looser.
839
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,173
(phone ringing)
840
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,014
(crying)
841
00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:14,283
(slow suspenseful music)
842
00:44:56,895 --> 00:45:00,296
- Huh, I found my
old bobble head.
843
00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:01,397
This things fun.
844
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:07,036
(slow suspenseful music)
845
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,269
Kristine, turn
the light back on.
846
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,838
It's not funny.
847
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,341
(slow suspenseful music)
848
00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,779
Kristine, turn
the light back on.
849
00:45:49,781 --> 00:45:51,347
It's not funny.
850
00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:53,216
(slow suspenseful music)
851
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,351
Kristine, open the door.
852
00:45:58,156 --> 00:45:59,889
Open the door, it's not funny.
853
00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:04,494
Kristine.
854
00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:10,032
- Beautiful.
855
00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:11,434
(laughs)
856
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,035
(screams)
857
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:14,203
Kristine, open the door.
858
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:16,372
(laughs)
859
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,010
Kristine, open the door.
860
00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:22,445
- [Kristine] Why the
fuck did you do that?
861
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,247
- There's a clown in the garage.
862
00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:25,381
- [Kristine] There's no clown.
863
00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:29,085
(slow suspenseful music)
864
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,871
- It just takes a little time.
865
00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:50,373
I'll find you little fuckers.
866
00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,109
Oh, I'll find you.
867
00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:54,177
(laughs)
868
00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:55,511
Yeah.
869
00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:56,579
And then we'll play.
870
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:01,551
(slow suspenseful music)
871
00:47:01,553 --> 00:47:03,286
Then we'll play.
872
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:06,556
(slow suspenseful music)
873
00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:12,228
Fuckers,
874
00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:14,297
you fuckers think you're funny?
875
00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:16,232
Oh, we'll see who's funny.
876
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,403
We're gonna get together.
877
00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:23,339
You and your fucking sister.
878
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,074
The two of you,
879
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,377
you'll be my new playmates.
880
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:30,346
(laughs)
881
00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,250
We'll see who,
882
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:35,351
we'll see has the last laugh.
883
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,520
(laughs)
884
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,297
You fucking think,
885
00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,298
you think your funny?
886
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,869
You want to tell me I suck?
887
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:54,270
Well fuck you.
888
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,606
You're suck is a cocks.
889
00:47:56,608 --> 00:47:59,275
(laughs)
890
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:00,643
Who's funny now?
891
00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:04,313
(slow suspenseful music)
892
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:12,321
No, no, no, can't touch this.
893
00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,392
It's hammer time, motherfucker.
894
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,462
(suspenseful music)
895
00:48:20,632 --> 00:48:22,999
(laughs)
896
00:48:27,639 --> 00:48:29,272
You pathetic
897
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:30,439
little man.
898
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,376
Want to cast your judgements?
899
00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:35,311
Well fuck you,
900
00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:37,580
cause I got the last laugh.
901
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,949
(laughs)
902
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:46,289
Yeah.
903
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:50,526
(slow suspenseful music)
904
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:54,530
(knocking on door)
905
00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:02,071
(slow suspenseful music)
906
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:19,221
- Let's eat.
907
00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:25,061
(slow suspenseful music)
908
00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:34,537
(speaking foreign language)
909
00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:41,410
(slow suspenseful music)
910
00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,063
(doorbell rings)
911
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,334
(muffled music)
912
00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:14,443
(doorbell rings)
(knocking on door)
913
00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:20,549
(slow suspenseful music)
914
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,394
(screams)
915
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:44,607
(slow suspenseful music)
916
00:51:19,811 --> 00:51:23,646
(indistinct radio chatter)
917
00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,549
- [Radio Host] In Baltimore.
918
00:51:26,551 --> 00:51:27,650
The first time I heard
anything about this,
919
00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:29,485
was in the morning show
920
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,487
talking about clowns,
Brooklyn Berney,
921
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,355
freaking people out.
922
00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:36,525
Man, has this gained momentum,
923
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:38,594
especially with
Halloween coming up.
924
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,362
This is crazy.
925
00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:41,597
Brian, what can you
tell us about these
926
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,533
clowns popping up
all over the country?
927
00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:46,502
- [Brian] Nobody really
knows what's going on?
928
00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:47,470
Are these hoaxes?
929
00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:48,437
Are they real threats?
930
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,738
We really don't know.
931
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:51,207
But what we do know
932
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,409
is that it made it
to the White House.
933
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:54,643
It's really become a hot topic.
934
00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:56,579
The White House press secretary
935
00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:58,447
was asked about all these
clown sightings nationwide,
936
00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,683
and who would have thought this.
937
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:03,452
You know, clowns,
the topic of clowns
938
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,454
would make it to the White House
939
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,156
and become part of an
official press release.
940
00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:08,591
- [Radio Host] Yeah.
941
00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:09,859
You know, it's kind of ironic
942
00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:11,594
going from talk
of all the clowns
943
00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,729
in the Senate and
Congress to this.
944
00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,731
Are they related?
945
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:17,733
- [Brian] That's a
good one, Jackson.
946
00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:20,136
Clowns, talking about clowns,
947
00:52:20,138 --> 00:52:22,538
press secretary taken
from the White House
948
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,406
and is looking at
this seriously.
949
00:52:24,408 --> 00:52:26,475
And the president has been
briefed on the situation.
950
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,345
While they're not taking
any immediate action,
951
00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:30,846
they have communicated
out to state officials
952
00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:32,581
to be vigilant.
953
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:33,782
And in a statement to the press,
954
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,551
they urged people to
take this seriously
955
00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:37,520
and not to prank or
try to scare someone.
956
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:38,420
- [Jackson] Man.
957
00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:41,157
I can't believe the president
958
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,291
is talking about this.
959
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:43,659
- [Brian] You got that right.
960
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,461
Let the police departments
deal with them.
961
00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:47,262
These reports though coming
in all across the country.
962
00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:50,466
Kentucky today reported
that six schools shut down
963
00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:52,401
because of potential
clown threats.
964
00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:53,736
North Carolina's had them too.
965
00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:55,504
Florida has them.
966
00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,539
Washington has them.
967
00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:57,773
Oregon has them.
968
00:52:57,775 --> 00:52:59,175
And in Indiana,
969
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,609
a man dressed as
a clown was shot
970
00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:02,511
just outside of a
shopping center.
971
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,096
No report on his condition.
972
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,680
- [Jackson] So it's not
even safe being a clown.
973
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,615
You might get shot.
974
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:07,683
Clowns always freak me out.
975
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,718
I got a little fear of clowns,
976
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,687
but this thing keeps growing.
977
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,855
I mean,
978
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,890
what kind of effect
does that have
979
00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,525
on the legitimate clowns?
980
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,426
- [Brian] Certainly, that's
got legitimate clowns
981
00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:18,627
nervous.
982
00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:19,628
And they're asking
people to remain calm.
983
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:21,330
Don't panic.
984
00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:23,666
And most of all, don't shoot
unless your life is in danger.
985
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,901
Yeah, if you got
a job as a clown,
986
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:27,436
you probably don't want to
987
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,238
commute wearing all
your makeup and a wig.
988
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,940
You probably don't want
to walk around in public.
989
00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:34,510
So maybe you don't get ready
until you're at the event.
990
00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:37,713
Then you are probably gonna
clean up before you leave.
991
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,648
- [Jackson] That'll
put a hurting on
their business, I bet.
992
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,317
- [Brian] Sure.
993
00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:43,319
But they seem to be
remaining positive.
994
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,854
The Baltimore police have
taken to social media
995
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:48,624
saying you can't just
go shooting clowns.
996
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:49,658
If you see a clown,
997
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,759
don't shoot it
998
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:51,927
unless the clown's breaking--
999
00:53:51,929 --> 00:53:53,229
(honking)
1000
00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,330
- Jesus Christ.
1001
00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:55,430
- [Brian] You just
can't go shoot a clown
1002
00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:56,599
unless your life's in danger.
1003
00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:57,566
In surrounding counties,
1004
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,051
many schools remain closed.
1005
00:53:59,052 --> 00:54:00,535
And those that are open have
an active police presence.
1006
00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:02,972
I mean this is really
getting serious.
1007
00:54:02,974 --> 00:54:05,007
In Annapolis, several
high school kids
1008
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,408
were arrested for
1009
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,810
making (inaudible)
near a school,
1010
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,945
which caused panic
earlier in the week.
1011
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:11,880
So not all this is real.
1012
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,849
A lot of it might
just be hoaxes.
1013
00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:16,418
And kids, if you're
hearing this right now,
1014
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,586
listen to me.
1015
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,455
It's not a good time to do that.
1016
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,689
You might think it's funny,
1017
00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:21,924
but you might get arrested,
1018
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,760
or worse you might
end up in the morgue.
1019
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,462
- [Jackson] So before you
go out dressed as a clown,
1020
00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:28,430
you might take some precautions.
1021
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,365
Sure.
1022
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:32,434
But what about the pranksters?
1023
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,403
You know, people (inaudible)
1024
00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,971
- [Driver] What the fuck?
1025
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:38,607
- [Brian] Well, as
long as you're not
1026
00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:39,642
out attacking people,
1027
00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:40,743
breaking into houses, I mean.
1028
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:42,845
(slow suspenseful music)
1029
00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:44,747
- I'm making like some like,
1030
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,814
it's called family hello,
1031
00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:50,853
but if you have a
certain name, like
1032
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,289
it's, it says,
1033
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,290
it like
1034
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:56,292
alert some message.
1035
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:59,728
(slow suspenseful music)
1036
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:45,941
(honking)
1037
00:55:45,943 --> 00:55:49,611
(slow suspenseful music)
1038
00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,687
(laughs)
1039
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,589
- Get well soon, motherfucker.
1040
00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:02,725
(laughs)
1041
00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,096
You look so happy.
1042
00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:09,465
(laughs)
1043
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:13,569
And you look as happy
as when you died.
1044
00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:16,538
(laughs)
1045
00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:20,642
Very nice.
1046
00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:24,380
Let's get some more
color in there.
1047
00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:26,715
Yes.
1048
00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:29,785
(laughs)
1049
00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:34,056
Yes.
1050
00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:35,924
To make sure nobody can
1051
00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:38,127
mistake you for an unhappy man.
1052
00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:41,730
I wish your mommy
could see you now.
1053
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:43,532
She'd be so happy.
1054
00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:46,468
That's pretty good.
1055
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:50,672
(laughs)
1056
00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:52,941
Let's make sure we know.
1057
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,077
(laughs)
1058
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,518
You look good.
1059
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,719
(laughs)
1060
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:04,820
You look happy.
1061
00:57:04,822 --> 00:57:06,822
Everyone should be happy.
1062
00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,957
(laughs)
1063
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,767
(slow suspenseful music)
1064
00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,641
- [Brian] Got this thing over.
1065
00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:26,775
Got it.
1066
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,610
It's a crazy moment.
1067
00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:31,847
Listen kids, (inaudible).
1068
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,148
It's a big thing.
1069
00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,685
Most of it's
probably imagination.
1070
00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:37,986
Hoaxes, just the though.
1071
00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:40,589
(inaudible)
1072
00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:41,490
So far--
1073
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:44,960
- Squishy.
1074
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,929
(laughs)
1075
00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:51,900
(humming)
1076
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:54,703
- [Jackson] We'll have to
keep an eye on this one.
1077
00:57:54,705 --> 00:57:56,905
(inaudible)
1078
00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:02,744
- [Brian] Take it easy
and have a good night.
1079
00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:04,213
- [Jackson] Clowns.
1080
00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:07,483
This is Jackson on Rock 108.
1081
00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:10,953
(slow suspenseful music)
1082
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,012
Food.
1083
00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:49,618
(slow suspenseful music)
1084
01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:55,050
(inaudible)
1085
01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:58,086
Yes.
1086
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,121
Shh.
1087
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,825
(laughs quietly)
1088
01:01:37,461 --> 01:01:41,296
(news playing in background)
1089
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:51,139
(slow suspenseful music)
1090
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:56,978
No shit, doc.
1091
01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,886
Where the fuck is my hat?
1092
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,055
(laughs)
1093
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,261
(slow suspenseful music)
1094
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,235
Fear of clowns.
1095
01:02:54,905 --> 01:02:57,005
(laughs)
1096
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:10,185
I fucking hate the phone.
1097
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,455
(laughs)
1098
01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,267
- [Man] Where the
fuck is Benny, bitch?
1099
01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:28,970
(slow suspenseful music)
1100
01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:42,150
(screams)
1101
01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:04,506
(slow suspenseful music)
1102
01:04:23,327 --> 01:04:26,228
(leaves rustling)
1103
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:44,346
(knocking on window)
1104
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:57,292
(screams)
1105
01:04:57,294 --> 01:05:00,495
(slow suspenseful music)
1106
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,627
(screams)
1107
01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,529
- Alex, what the hell?
1108
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,532
That was you, wasn't it Alex?
1109
01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:40,001
Why are you always
trying to scare me?
1110
01:05:40,003 --> 01:05:42,137
That was you, that was
the clown wasn't it?
1111
01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,271
- I wasn't outside.
1112
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,140
- It was you.
1113
01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:46,274
Get out of here.
1114
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,978
(slow suspenseful music)
1115
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,517
(ringing)
1116
01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,459
- So you were the
one calling me,
1117
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,462
so I figured I'd call you back.
1118
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:09,331
(laughs)
1119
01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,533
Hey, how's it going?
1120
01:06:14,538 --> 01:06:15,971
Whatcha up to?
1121
01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,175
- What do you want from us?
1122
01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:23,044
- I want to see you laugh.
1123
01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:24,679
I want to see you laugh,
1124
01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:26,014
and laugh,
1125
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:27,382
and laugh.
1126
01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:29,317
(laughs)
1127
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,553
I want to make you have fun.
1128
01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:32,387
- What's wrong with you?
1129
01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:34,389
Are you crazy?
1130
01:06:34,391 --> 01:06:35,991
- You had plenty to say
1131
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:37,692
on my answering machine,
1132
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:39,094
didn't you?
1133
01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:41,429
You and your little
fucking brother.
1134
01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,698
- We were just pranking you.
1135
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,633
- I'm just returning the call.
1136
01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:48,203
You got a birthday
coming up soon?
1137
01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:49,771
- I'm gonna call
the cops on you.
1138
01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:51,172
- Oh yeah?
1139
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,008
And what are they gonna do?
1140
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,109
Huh?
1141
01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:55,577
Tell me.
1142
01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,512
Are they gonna protect you
1143
01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,048
from little ole me?
1144
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,349
(laughs)
1145
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,550
- [Kristine] Just
leave us alone.
1146
01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:04,152
- Oh, I want to.
1147
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,391
But there's some games
we have to play first.
1148
01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,192
- [Kristine] What games?
1149
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,161
- Oh you know,
1150
01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,563
just stuff to make you
feel like you're laughing.
1151
01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:18,166
I'd like to introduce you to
1152
01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:22,070
religion.
1153
01:07:22,072 --> 01:07:24,372
- [Kristine] What
do you want from us?
1154
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,208
- I want to see you laugh.
1155
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:28,576
I want to see you laugh,
1156
01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:29,744
and laugh,
1157
01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:30,645
and laugh.
1158
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,481
(laughs)
1159
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,517
I want to make you have fun
1160
01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:38,553
until it hurts.
1161
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,523
(laughs)
1162
01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:45,360
How's your papa?
1163
01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,395
- My dad's gonna kill you.
1164
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:51,699
- Bet he's feeling
a little run down.
1165
01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,835
(laughs)
1166
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,439
One too many shots.
1167
01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,408
(laughs)
1168
01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:09,451
Is your brother around, perhaps?
1169
01:08:09,453 --> 01:08:11,619
- Just leave us alone.
1170
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:14,589
- Cause you're both just
earned yourself a play date
1171
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,324
with 8 Ball.
1172
01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:19,127
(laughs)
1173
01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:21,729
And I love to play.
1174
01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:25,467
- That's precisely
why we hate clowns.
1175
01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:27,602
(laughs)
1176
01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:29,804
Are you in our house?
1177
01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:34,409
(slow suspenseful music)
1178
01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:29,497
- Jesus Christ.
1179
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,599
Why did you do that?
1180
01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:33,935
- That was payback for what
you and your stupid friends did
1181
01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:36,404
to try and prank me
with that dumb clown.
1182
01:09:36,406 --> 01:09:38,606
- I didn't do that.
1183
01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:39,607
- Yeah, you did.
1184
01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:41,442
How else did you get my number?
1185
01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:44,746
(slow suspenseful music)
1186
01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:30,618
- [8 Ball] 911,
what's your emergency?
1187
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,686
- It's a clown.
1188
01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:33,488
There's a clown.
1189
01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:34,489
- [8 Ball] Calm down.
1190
01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:36,324
- The clown's going to kill us.
1191
01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:38,726
- [8 Ball] Where is this clown?
1192
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,861
- Outside behind our house.
1193
01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:41,496
- [8 Ball] Is it a man?
1194
01:11:41,498 --> 01:11:43,231
- It's a fucking clown.
1195
01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:44,965
- [8 Ball] I think we
have another clown hoax.
1196
01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:46,634
- It's not a hoax.
1197
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:47,802
It's a clown.
1198
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:48,770
- [8 Ball] Can you describe it?
1199
01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,772
- What, it's a fucking clown.
1200
01:11:50,774 --> 01:11:52,040
I goddamn clown.
1201
01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,641
What is there to describe?
1202
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,810
- [8 Ball] Miss, calm down.
1203
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,979
Did you see any weapons?
1204
01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,480
- No.
1205
01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,516
- [8 Ball] Did he threaten you?
1206
01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:02,917
- He said some creepy poem.
1207
01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:04,352
Send the police.
1208
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,521
- [8 Ball] Are you
in a safe location?
1209
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:07,789
- Sort of.
1210
01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:08,790
I locked the door.
1211
01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:09,924
- [8 Ball] Are
your parents home?
1212
01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:11,342
- No.
1213
01:12:11,343 --> 01:12:12,759
- [8 Ball] Well is there
anyone else in the house?
1214
01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:14,729
- My brother.
1215
01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:15,897
- [8 Ball] Where's he hiding?
1216
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:16,798
- I don't know.
1217
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,434
- [8 Ball] Tell me where
the fuck he's hiding.
1218
01:12:19,436 --> 01:12:20,668
- Who is this?
1219
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,505
- Where the fuck is he hiding?
1220
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,040
- I don't know.
1221
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,676
- Have you looked in the mirror?
1222
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,845
(laughs)
1223
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:37,085
(slow suspenseful music)
1224
01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,621
Every one of us can
say we knew someone
1225
01:12:40,623 --> 01:12:42,857
who lived with the pain.
1226
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,593
Those who survived
within the shadows
1227
01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:47,528
of their terrorizers gains.
1228
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:49,831
The flames his lips
1229
01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,932
that whisper words
1230
01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:53,034
of easy passage.
1231
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,403
While they savage
garden after garden
1232
01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:58,005
until the all of
things are ravaged.
1233
01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,742
There were far too many,
1234
01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:03,678
maybe even more than I knew
1235
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,713
that felt the pain.
1236
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:06,914
Yet I'm insane.
1237
01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:09,751
I know that this is true.
1238
01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:11,753
You run and hide so far
1239
01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,821
to get away from the pain.
1240
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,857
But still I know
the knife I left
1241
01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:18,559
is deeply cutting
inside your brain.
1242
01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,795
Now, I have to go find
1243
01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:23,831
your little brother
1244
01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:26,033
and fix him up.
1245
01:13:31,141 --> 01:13:33,875
(honking)
1246
01:13:33,877 --> 01:13:37,178
(slow suspenseful music)
1247
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:47,789
(honking)
1248
01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:49,824
(slow suspenseful music)
1249
01:13:49,826 --> 01:13:50,925
One, two.
1250
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,928
I'm coming for you.
1251
01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:56,764
(laughs)
1252
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:57,799
Three, four,
1253
01:13:58,701 --> 01:14:00,067
you better hide for sure.
1254
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:02,904
Five, six,
1255
01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:06,474
it's an evil trick.
1256
01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,509
Seven, eight,
1257
01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:10,478
I'm full of hate.
1258
01:14:12,816 --> 01:14:13,648
Nine, 10.
1259
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:16,517
(laughs)
1260
01:14:16,519 --> 01:14:18,920
I'm your worst nightmare.
1261
01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:20,922
(honking)
1262
01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:24,225
(slow suspenseful music)
1263
01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:40,041
Where you hiding at
you little fucker?
1264
01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:43,878
Where you hiding
you little fucker?
1265
01:14:45,215 --> 01:14:48,883
(slow suspenseful music)
1266
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,692
Where you hiding?
1267
01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,995
Come out, come out.
1268
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,964
(laughs)
1269
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,999
This is a mess.
1270
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,936
I should clean it up.
1271
01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:12,139
Her parents are gonna kill her.
1272
01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,274
Wait.
1273
01:15:13,276 --> 01:15:14,876
(laughs)
1274
01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:15,910
I'm gonna kill her.
1275
01:15:15,912 --> 01:15:18,045
(laughs)
1276
01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:22,950
Why waste the time?
1277
01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:24,919
(laughs)
1278
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:29,891
(slow suspenseful music)
1279
01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:36,163
Adventure camp, huh.
1280
01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:40,101
This, this is gonna
be an adventure.
1281
01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:42,169
(laughs)
1282
01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:44,138
Maybe we should get
an award for tonight.
1283
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:46,274
(laughs)
1284
01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:49,977
Best revenge.
1285
01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,113
(laughs)
1286
01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:57,718
I've got to find your brother.
1287
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,023
We'll have a game too.
1288
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:03,958
(laughs)
1289
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:04,792
(slow suspenseful music)
1290
01:16:04,794 --> 01:16:05,626
(screams)
1291
01:16:05,628 --> 01:16:09,096
(slow suspenseful music)
1292
01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,306
I'm gonna find you
1293
01:16:18,308 --> 01:16:21,008
and flay your flesh.
1294
01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,977
(laughs)
1295
01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:26,213
Come out, come out.
1296
01:16:26,215 --> 01:16:29,884
(slow suspenseful music)
1297
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:42,597
You're gonna be mine.
1298
01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:45,700
You funny little clown ass.
1299
01:16:47,337 --> 01:16:48,769
Where the fuck are you hiding?
1300
01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:50,805
You're gonna be mine.
1301
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,075
You farty little clown ass.
1302
01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:57,979
Where are you hiding
you little fucker?
1303
01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:01,882
I know, I know where
all the kids hide.
1304
01:17:01,884 --> 01:17:04,218
(laughs)
1305
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:07,922
(slow suspenseful music)
1306
01:17:12,195 --> 01:17:15,262
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
1307
01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:20,101
Come out, come out.
1308
01:17:20,103 --> 01:17:22,737
(laughs)
1309
01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:26,040
(slow suspenseful music)
1310
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:35,650
(knocking on door)
1311
01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:47,795
Hello.
1312
01:17:47,797 --> 01:17:49,964
(laughs)
1313
01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:52,366
You're gonna die funny.
1314
01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:53,768
(laughs)
1315
01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,736
I want you to be funny.
1316
01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:57,838
- [Alex] Get away from me.
1317
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,708
(laughs)
1318
01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:04,178
(slow suspenseful music)
1319
01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:21,262
(laughs)
1320
01:18:27,003 --> 01:18:29,303
(slow music)
1321
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,064
(laughs)
1322
01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:03,437
(slow suspenseful music)
1323
01:19:19,822 --> 01:19:24,892
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
1324
01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:37,471
(slow suspenseful music)
1325
01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:02,563
Yeah.
1326
01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:04,098
Yeah.
1327
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:07,401
(slow suspenseful music)
1328
01:20:30,059 --> 01:20:32,159
You're not working with me.
1329
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:34,295
(laughs)
1330
01:20:41,304 --> 01:20:43,437
Oh yes, perfect.
1331
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,272
Very patriotic.
1332
01:20:45,274 --> 01:20:47,274
(laughs)
1333
01:20:51,447 --> 01:20:52,313
Perfect.
1334
01:20:54,217 --> 01:20:58,853
(humming)
(eerie music)
1335
01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:07,061
(laughs)
(eerie music)
1336
01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:19,506
(inaudible)
1337
01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,877
This is my faith.
1338
01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:25,379
This is my god.
1339
01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:29,383
The desire
1340
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:32,152
overwhelms me.
1341
01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:36,223
Here, look at me.
1342
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,057
(laughs)
1343
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,292
Mom always said share,
1344
01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:41,262
and here I'm supping
up the nectar of gods
1345
01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:43,931
and not even
sharing with myself.
1346
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,633
Okay, okay.
1347
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:54,675
Oh.
1348
01:21:58,581 --> 01:21:59,546
The warmth.
1349
01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:04,251
Oh the sweet warmth.
1350
01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:07,121
Why
1351
01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:08,255
can't I stop.
1352
01:22:10,192 --> 01:22:12,559
(eerie music)
1353
01:22:16,999 --> 01:22:17,698
Euphoria.
1354
01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:25,272
The twisted wrinkles in time.
1355
01:22:27,009 --> 01:22:27,708
Oh god.
1356
01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:29,977
It feels so much closer.
1357
01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,413
(laughs)
1358
01:22:32,415 --> 01:22:34,081
Okay, okay.
1359
01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:36,450
There's a little bit left
1360
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:37,618
that I can share with you.
1361
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:40,621
(laughs)
1362
01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:43,524
You're gonna get a little taste,
1363
01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:46,527
a little taste of holy fire,
1364
01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:49,663
a little taste of Christ.
1365
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,434
(laughs)
1366
01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:58,172
(eerie music)
1367
01:22:58,174 --> 01:23:00,407
Oh, it's so pretty, the crimson.
1368
01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:03,243
I know you want to taste my god.
1369
01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:05,579
My god wants to own your soul.
1370
01:23:07,116 --> 01:23:08,315
(laughs)
1371
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,584
Wants to end your life.
1372
01:23:10,586 --> 01:23:13,387
(laughs)
1373
01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,322
Don't worry you little fuck,
1374
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,658
I got more.
1375
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,993
I got more and we're gonna
enjoy this journey together.
1376
01:23:19,996 --> 01:23:22,463
(laughs)
1377
01:23:22,465 --> 01:23:25,032
(eerie music)
1378
01:23:42,418 --> 01:23:43,517
I know
1379
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,453
you will taste my god.
1380
01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:51,558
My god wants to taste you.
1381
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,427
My god wants to own you.
1382
01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:57,364
My god wants to
own your soul, boy.
1383
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,733
(laughs)
1384
01:23:59,735 --> 01:24:03,270
So here comes a taste
of mother's milk.
1385
01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:07,241
(eerie music)
1386
01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,611
(laughs)
1387
01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:16,450
(eerie music)
1388
01:24:22,258 --> 01:24:23,157
- Alex?
1389
01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:29,196
- Have faith, you little fuck.
1390
01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:30,697
I have more.
1391
01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:32,599
And you're gonna taste my god.
1392
01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,535
You're gonna worship my god.
1393
01:24:34,537 --> 01:24:36,837
You will bow to him.
1394
01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:39,740
(laughs)
1395
01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:41,375
You are gonna die
1396
01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:43,544
by my god.
1397
01:24:43,546 --> 01:24:46,113
(laughs)
1398
01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:48,415
- It's you who's gonna die.
1399
01:24:51,620 --> 01:24:52,786
- The fuck you say?
1400
01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:56,824
(eerie music)
1401
01:24:56,826 --> 01:24:57,724
We'll see kid.
1402
01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:01,228
The party's just begun.
1403
01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:07,601
(slow suspenseful music)
1404
01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:09,803
- Alex?
1405
01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:17,277
(slow suspenseful music)
1406
01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:55,616
What the fuck is going on?
1407
01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:59,553
(slow suspenseful music)
1408
01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:00,854
This prank has gone on too far.
1409
01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:02,589
I'm shooting his ass.
1410
01:26:03,726 --> 01:26:05,492
(horn honking)
1411
01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:07,628
(laughs)
1412
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:09,863
- Come here.
1413
01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:12,299
(screams)
1414
01:26:13,435 --> 01:26:16,737
(slow suspenseful music)
1415
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,273
Hey little girl.
1416
01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:24,811
Your brother, oh your brother
is such a piece of work.
1417
01:26:24,813 --> 01:26:26,513
He thought he
could hide from me.
1418
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:29,183
But he could never hide from me
1419
01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:31,485
cause I will always find you.
1420
01:26:31,487 --> 01:26:32,920
You think you get away,
1421
01:26:32,922 --> 01:26:35,389
but I'm in your head.
1422
01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:40,327
Now, now your brother's
escaping himself.
1423
01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:43,697
Oh, his mind is floating around
1424
01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:45,399
on a little journey
1425
01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,600
as his skin tangles,
1426
01:26:46,602 --> 01:26:48,502
and his blood burns.
1427
01:26:48,504 --> 01:26:49,570
(laughs)
1428
01:26:49,572 --> 01:26:51,238
He's headed on a trip
1429
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,307
he will not soon forget.
1430
01:26:53,309 --> 01:26:55,809
A journey through
the depths of hell.
1431
01:26:55,811 --> 01:26:59,279
It will bring him to his end.
1432
01:26:59,281 --> 01:27:00,547
(laughs)
1433
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,648
But you, little girl,
1434
01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:05,352
you just couldn't
stop, could you?
1435
01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:08,755
You had to push my buttons.
1436
01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:10,457
You just kept calling,
1437
01:27:10,459 --> 01:27:11,658
and calling,
1438
01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:12,960
and calling, and
calling, and calling.
1439
01:27:12,962 --> 01:27:15,395
And I tried to stop it myself.
1440
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:16,663
I did.
1441
01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:18,665
I thought I could
maybe just end it.
1442
01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:21,568
But I couldn't even do that, no.
1443
01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:26,540
But the fucking anger
burned in me so bright
1444
01:27:26,542 --> 01:27:29,810
I thought I know how
1445
01:27:29,812 --> 01:27:32,312
I can end the torment.
1446
01:27:32,314 --> 01:27:35,616
I could hunt you down one by one
1447
01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:38,518
and finish this little game.
1448
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,587
(laughs)
1449
01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:43,423
Yes, yes I figured out a way.
1450
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,392
(laughs)
1451
01:27:45,394 --> 01:27:48,695
(slow suspenseful music)
1452
01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:01,708
Ambiance.
1453
01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:05,412
(slow suspenseful music)
1454
01:28:15,491 --> 01:28:16,690
You thought this was for you?
1455
01:28:23,032 --> 01:28:24,765
Oh no, too much air.
1456
01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:26,700
Yes.
1457
01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,770
This, this one's for me.
1458
01:28:29,772 --> 01:28:31,938
(laughs)
1459
01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:35,642
(slow suspenseful music)
1460
01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:37,644
Oh.
1461
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,783
(slow suspenseful music)
1462
01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:49,690
(laughs)
1463
01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:51,091
Now we're ready.
1464
01:28:53,062 --> 01:28:54,828
This will be nice.
1465
01:28:55,731 --> 01:28:57,864
(slow suspenseful music)
1466
01:28:57,866 --> 01:28:58,732
Perfect.
1467
01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:01,635
So pretty.
1468
01:29:01,637 --> 01:29:05,339
(slow suspenseful music)
1469
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,669
Something bright.
1470
01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:41,808
(slow suspenseful music)
1471
01:29:41,810 --> 01:29:42,709
Yeah.
1472
01:29:43,679 --> 01:29:47,748
(slow suspenseful music)
1473
01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:48,815
Good enough.
1474
01:29:49,752 --> 01:29:53,420
(slow suspenseful music)
1475
01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:57,424
You're gonna die beautiful.
1476
01:29:57,426 --> 01:29:59,559
(laughs)
1477
01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:01,928
- No.
1478
01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:03,597
You're gonna die.
1479
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:05,799
- What?
1480
01:30:10,038 --> 01:30:12,539
- You think your
heroine is a god?
1481
01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:15,842
(slow suspenseful music)
1482
01:30:21,884 --> 01:30:23,850
(laughs)
1483
01:30:23,852 --> 01:30:24,851
- Right here.
1484
01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:27,020
(laughs)
1485
01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,892
Right here, right
here, go ahead.
1486
01:30:31,894 --> 01:30:33,860
(laughs)
1487
01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:43,003
You shouldn't play with guns.
1488
01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,773
You know, you're
really annoying.
1489
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:48,575
I should have
killed you earlier.
1490
01:30:48,577 --> 01:30:51,511
But no, you're sister
wanted to play first.
1491
01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:55,749
Right here.
1492
01:30:55,751 --> 01:30:56,950
Come on, no go ahead.
1493
01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,852
Right here, right here.
1494
01:31:01,590 --> 01:31:02,823
(slow suspenseful music)
1495
01:31:02,825 --> 01:31:03,857
(laughs)
1496
01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:05,625
Stupid little boy.
1497
01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:07,093
You got to put bullets in it.
1498
01:31:07,095 --> 01:31:09,463
(laughs)
1499
01:31:12,734 --> 01:31:13,667
- I know that.
1500
01:31:13,669 --> 01:31:15,135
I only put in one bullet.
1501
01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,069
- Well how about right here?
1502
01:31:16,071 --> 01:31:17,571
Why if you want to take me out,
1503
01:31:17,573 --> 01:31:19,005
well just shoot me in my heart.
1504
01:31:19,007 --> 01:31:20,740
Right in my heart, boy.
1505
01:31:20,742 --> 01:31:22,909
(laughs)
1506
01:31:23,912 --> 01:31:27,180
(gun shot fires)
1507
01:31:27,182 --> 01:31:32,252
(slow suspenseful music)
(moaning)
1508
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:45,999
- [Alex] Do you feel lucky?
1509
01:31:46,869 --> 01:31:49,069
(moaning)
1510
01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:56,276
(slow suspenseful music)
1511
01:31:59,615 --> 01:32:02,949
(gun shot fires)
1512
01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:04,551
Look at you dying.
1513
01:32:04,552 --> 01:32:06,152
- [Kristine] Death is
not a laughing matter.
1514
01:32:06,154 --> 01:32:09,823
(slow suspenseful music)
1515
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,599
- [Operator] 911,
what's your emergency?
1516
01:32:19,601 --> 01:32:22,636
- There's a clown
that tried to kill us.
1517
01:32:25,874 --> 01:32:27,908
(moaning)
1518
01:32:31,747 --> 01:32:32,779
- [Operator] Alright, calm down.
1519
01:32:32,781 --> 01:32:33,713
Where are you at?
1520
01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:36,016
- [Alex] We're in our house.
1521
01:32:36,952 --> 01:32:38,685
- [Operator] Well
where's the clown?
1522
01:32:38,687 --> 01:32:39,819
- In our computer room.
1523
01:32:39,821 --> 01:32:41,621
We shot him.
1524
01:32:41,623 --> 01:32:42,222
- [Operator] Okay.
1525
01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,957
You shot him?
1526
01:32:43,959 --> 01:32:44,992
What happened?
1527
01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:46,026
- I'm gonna get
those little fuckers.
1528
01:32:46,028 --> 01:32:46,893
- He tried to kill us,
1529
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,962
and my brother shot him.
1530
01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:51,064
- [Operator] Is he still moving?
1531
01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:52,032
- No.
1532
01:32:52,034 --> 01:32:53,867
A little, but I think he's dead.
1533
01:32:53,869 --> 01:32:56,236
- I can't believe that
little fucker shot me.
1534
01:32:56,238 --> 01:33:00,106
- [Operator] Why would your
brother shoot the clown?
1535
01:33:00,108 --> 01:33:01,308
- He was trying to kill us.
1536
01:33:01,310 --> 01:33:04,945
- [Operator] You
probably deserved it.
1537
01:33:04,947 --> 01:33:05,946
- [Kristine] What?
1538
01:33:05,948 --> 01:33:07,647
Send the police.
1539
01:33:07,649 --> 01:33:11,051
- [Operator] Are
you sure he's dead?
1540
01:33:11,053 --> 01:33:11,885
- He should be.
1541
01:33:11,887 --> 01:33:13,353
He stopped laughing.
1542
01:33:14,723 --> 01:33:16,990
- [Operator] Are you
now in a safe location?
1543
01:33:16,992 --> 01:33:17,891
- [Kristine] Yes.
1544
01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:22,929
(screams)
1545
01:33:23,999 --> 01:33:25,899
- It is actually pretty funny
1546
01:33:25,901 --> 01:33:27,934
when it's someone else.
1547
01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:29,970
And now it's your turn.
1548
01:33:29,972 --> 01:33:31,972
(laughs)
1549
01:33:31,974 --> 01:33:33,607
I bet you'd like to scream.
1550
01:33:33,609 --> 01:33:35,909
I bet you think it's so funny.
1551
01:33:35,911 --> 01:33:37,978
Well it's kind of
hard, isn't it?
1552
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,980
Feeling a little weak?
1553
01:33:39,982 --> 01:33:42,115
(laughs)
1554
01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:57,931
Hey, hey little buddy.
1555
01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:02,936
I can't believe a
little maggot like you
1556
01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:04,270
shot me.
1557
01:34:04,272 --> 01:34:06,806
(laughs)
1558
01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:07,707
You know what,
1559
01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:11,044
death is not a
laughing matter, huh.
1560
01:34:11,046 --> 01:34:13,680
Well, I say it is,
1561
01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:16,282
especially when it's
happening to someone else.
1562
01:34:16,284 --> 01:34:19,085
And I guess it's your
turn isn't it, sunny boy.
1563
01:34:19,087 --> 01:34:21,087
(laughs)
1564
01:34:21,089 --> 01:34:23,356
Feeling pretty funny
now, aren't you?
1565
01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:25,091
Well why don't you scream?
1566
01:34:25,093 --> 01:34:26,960
Why don't you yell out for help?
1567
01:34:26,962 --> 01:34:28,061
(laughs)
1568
01:34:28,063 --> 01:34:30,130
Oh that's right, you can't,
1569
01:34:30,132 --> 01:34:32,766
cause I thought a
little blood letting
1570
01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:34,167
might help you
1571
01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:37,237
out of your
delusional fantasies.
1572
01:34:37,239 --> 01:34:39,105
You want to play
games with a clown?
1573
01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:42,142
Be prepared,
1574
01:34:42,144 --> 01:34:44,744
(laughs)
1575
01:34:44,746 --> 01:34:46,880
cause I always laugh last.
1576
01:34:46,882 --> 01:34:49,015
(laughs)
1577
01:34:55,123 --> 01:34:57,090
See you later buddy.
1578
01:35:00,929 --> 01:35:03,063
(laughs)
1579
01:35:04,900 --> 01:35:07,267
(eerie music)
1580
01:35:28,790 --> 01:35:31,191
(horn honking)
1581
01:35:31,193 --> 01:35:33,059
- What a nightmare.
1582
01:35:33,829 --> 01:35:35,295
Alex.
1583
01:35:35,297 --> 01:35:37,097
- [Alex] What?
1584
01:35:37,099 --> 01:35:40,400
(slow suspenseful music)
1585
01:35:44,339 --> 01:35:46,072
- Whoa that was a nightmare.
1586
01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,207
I hate clowns.
1587
01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:51,911
(slow suspenseful music)
1588
01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:55,081
Alex?
1589
01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:57,150
(screams)
1590
01:35:57,152 --> 01:35:58,284
- What a nightmare.
1591
01:35:59,988 --> 01:36:00,887
Alex?
1592
01:36:03,125 --> 01:36:05,492
(eerie music)
1593
01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:06,152
(laughs)
1594
01:37:15,297 --> 01:37:16,496
- Mother's milk.
1595
01:37:21,036 --> 01:37:24,237
We all know how
this is gonna end.
1596
01:37:24,239 --> 01:37:26,206
(laughs)
1597
01:37:42,257 --> 01:37:44,624
(eerie music)
1598
01:38:46,121 --> 01:38:47,687
A job well done.
1599
01:39:01,970 --> 01:39:04,137
(laughs)
1600
01:39:04,139 --> 01:39:06,673
(piano playing)
1601
01:40:23,451 --> 01:40:25,451
¶ Ring around the rosy ¶
1602
01:40:25,453 --> 01:40:28,321
¶ Bottle full of posey ¶
1603
01:40:28,323 --> 01:40:31,591
¶ All the girls in our town ¶
1604
01:40:31,593 --> 01:40:35,128
¶ Bring a little Josie ¶
1605
01:40:35,130 --> 01:40:38,431
¶ Ring around the rosy ¶
1606
01:40:38,433 --> 01:40:41,367
¶ A pocket full of posey ¶
1607
01:40:41,369 --> 01:40:45,304
¶ Ashes ashes we all fall down ¶
1608
01:40:47,275 --> 01:40:52,311
(eerie music)
(indistinct singing)
1609
01:41:10,565 --> 01:41:13,332
(eerie music)
1610
01:42:09,157 --> 01:42:10,656
- [Alex] Jesus.
1611
01:42:10,658 --> 01:42:15,728
(eerie music)
(indistinct chatter)
1612
01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:22,835
(eerie music)
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