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Oh, no, no! 10 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,881 Now we have to start all over. 11 00:00:26,981 --> 00:00:28,971 This night is ruined. 12 00:00:30,013 --> 00:00:31,721 Oh, look at the two of you. 13 00:00:31,821 --> 00:00:35,301 Another night of Netflix and chillingly boring. 14 00:00:36,979 --> 00:00:38,841 Don't mind me, I just need to pick up a few things. 15 00:00:38,941 --> 00:00:42,841 I'm entertaining a gaggle of gays across the hall. 16 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,961 I believe the correct term is a giggle of gays. 17 00:00:46,061 --> 00:00:49,041 Oh, she stands corrected. 18 00:00:49,141 --> 00:00:51,321 Grace, where do you keep your shame pizza? 19 00:00:51,421 --> 00:00:52,841 - I do not have... - Grace. 20 00:00:52,941 --> 00:00:55,801 Vegetable drawer. 21 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:59,521 This says pepperoni pizza, but there's no pepperoni on it. 22 00:00:59,546 --> 00:01:02,466 - Just crop circles with cheese. - It came that way! 23 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:06,241 Let's just watch regular TV. 24 00:01:07,661 --> 00:01:09,001 Oh, God, no, not this commercial. 25 00:01:09,101 --> 00:01:10,801 I can't hear this again. 26 00:01:10,901 --> 00:01:14,401 - You're turning it off? Grace? - Oh! 27 00:01:14,501 --> 00:01:15,681 God! 28 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:23,378 - Okay. Okay. - Oh, God! 29 00:01:23,478 --> 00:01:24,561 All clear. 30 00:01:24,661 --> 00:01:28,341 What's with the big Winona Ryder over-reaction? 31 00:01:32,941 --> 00:01:36,681 Oh, that song is evil. 32 00:01:36,781 --> 00:01:39,881 Trucks for Tykes, it just lodges in your brain, 33 00:01:39,981 --> 00:01:41,641 - and haunts you. - Mm-hm. 34 00:01:41,741 --> 00:01:45,350 Watching TV, hiding from jingles. 35 00:01:46,501 --> 00:01:49,843 This is your life. 36 00:01:50,941 --> 00:01:56,841 ♪ Trucks for Tykes, give your truck to Trucks for Tykes ♪ 37 00:01:56,941 --> 00:01:58,409 He's right, isn't he? 38 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,881 When did this happen to us? 39 00:01:59,981 --> 00:02:02,681 Just like, collapsing here every night, watching TV. 40 00:02:02,781 --> 00:02:05,721 I mean, we used to do stuff. You know, when we were young. 41 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:09,238 - Well, we are pushing 50... - I'm pushing nothing. 42 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:14,681 - Hey, I'm open to new things. - Oh, and I'm not? 43 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:16,561 We could still go out tonight, it's early. 44 00:02:16,661 --> 00:02:20,601 Oh, no, once I've taken my bra off, it's all over. 45 00:02:20,701 --> 00:02:24,921 No way I'm strapping that thing back on again. 46 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:36,818 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 47 00:02:36,886 --> 00:02:38,826 Thanks for driving me to work, Kar-Bear. 48 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,106 No problem, poodle. 49 00:02:44,406 --> 00:02:45,906 What you humming? 50 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:48,226 Oh that commercial, you know, um... 51 00:02:48,326 --> 00:02:51,186 ♪ Trucks for Tykes, Trucks for Tykes ♪ 52 00:02:51,286 --> 00:02:54,266 ♪ Give your truck to Trucks for Tykes ♪ 53 00:02:54,366 --> 00:02:57,146 BOTH: ♪ You'll help Tom and Sue and Chuck ♪ 54 00:02:57,246 --> 00:02:59,746 ♪ So give a darn and give a truck! ♪ 55 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,906 Vroom! 56 00:03:03,006 --> 00:03:05,386 Wow! That thing really gets in there, doesn't it? 57 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,646 - I know! - Whoo! 58 00:03:13,086 --> 00:03:16,106 BOTH: ♪ Trucks for Tykes, Trucks for Tykes ♪ 59 00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:19,146 ♪ Give your truck to Trucks for Tykes ♪ 60 00:03:19,246 --> 00:03:22,186 ♪ You'll help Tom and Sue and Chuck ♪ 61 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:25,226 ♪ So give a darn and give a truck! ♪ 62 00:03:25,326 --> 00:03:27,326 - Vroom! - Hurray! 63 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:32,066 Look at us, taking a class, open to new things. 64 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:35,106 See, aren't you glad that I picked The Art of Bread? 65 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:37,266 They said there was a special guest teacher. 66 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:38,826 I wonder who it is. 67 00:03:38,926 --> 00:03:41,746 I know who it is. Jackson Boudreaux. 68 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,266 - No way! - From Extreme Bread? 69 00:03:43,366 --> 00:03:44,826 We watch that show all the time! 70 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:46,266 I make his bread all the time! 71 00:03:46,366 --> 00:03:48,346 I eat his bread all the time! 72 00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:52,906 He's so much more than bread. He's worldly, and spiritual. 73 00:03:53,006 --> 00:03:54,906 All I know is the episode 74 00:03:55,006 --> 00:03:58,180 where he rolled naked in bread crumbs sent me to heaven. 75 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,386 There he is. Be cool, be cool. 76 00:04:01,486 --> 00:04:05,006 I am Jackson Boudreaux, and this... 77 00:04:07,446 --> 00:04:10,275 Is The Art of Bread. 78 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:16,146 Bread-making. Love-making. What's the difference? 79 00:04:16,246 --> 00:04:18,200 Nothing. 80 00:04:19,006 --> 00:04:23,266 We need both, and we knead both. 81 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:25,586 So manly. 82 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:29,666 So let's make love, everyone, by which I mean bread. 83 00:04:29,766 --> 00:04:33,666 And then we'll make love again, by which I mean more bread. 84 00:04:33,766 --> 00:04:35,806 Now who's horny? 85 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,166 For bread. 86 00:04:45,477 --> 00:04:47,437 Not bad, huh? 87 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,315 Are you making an ashtray? 88 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:57,106 No, it is a bread bowl, and you know who will know that? 89 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:59,786 Jackson Boudreaux. 90 00:04:59,886 --> 00:05:03,746 - Mmm, I love your ashtray. - Thank you very much. 91 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:06,906 You've been rough with her. I like it. 92 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,906 I sense you are a woman of contradictions. 93 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:14,306 No, I'm not. Oh, wait, oh, I guess I am. 94 00:05:14,406 --> 00:05:15,906 Delightful. 95 00:05:16,006 --> 00:05:17,906 I would like to spend time with you. 96 00:05:18,006 --> 00:05:21,555 - Me? - I love that as a question. 97 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:25,106 Just one thing though, I hate the term "celebrity," 98 00:05:25,206 --> 00:05:26,986 but I'm a very big one. 99 00:05:27,086 --> 00:05:28,746 When things end up in the tabloids... 100 00:05:28,846 --> 00:05:31,146 Oh, I hate gossip more than anyone! 101 00:05:31,246 --> 00:05:35,277 I heard it ruined Ben Affleck's marriage. 102 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:40,186 You are damaged in the most beautiful way, aren't you? 103 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,826 I am. 104 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:47,786 We will be in touch. Now you go bake that bad girl! 105 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:52,586 She's not bad. She's just misunderstood. 106 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:00,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 107 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:12,086 A noble failure. 108 00:06:13,326 --> 00:06:15,886 Permission to bake. 109 00:06:17,366 --> 00:06:18,945 Mmmm. 110 00:06:20,238 --> 00:06:22,966 That's quite a loaf you've got there. 111 00:06:25,494 --> 00:06:26,986 Thank you. 112 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,906 My challah makes the boys holla. 113 00:06:31,126 --> 00:06:34,836 I love it when my students make jokes. 114 00:06:35,886 --> 00:06:37,146 Well, you've done this before, haven't you? 115 00:06:37,246 --> 00:06:38,946 Well, I dabble. 116 00:06:39,046 --> 00:06:41,906 You dabble? You are so you, aren't you? 117 00:06:42,006 --> 00:06:43,706 You know, I've always thought so, 118 00:06:43,806 --> 00:06:46,266 but it is so nice to hear someone else say it. 119 00:06:46,366 --> 00:06:48,906 I got to say, big fan. 120 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:50,906 You know, it was so cool, when that one baker 121 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:53,226 refused to bake the cake for the gay wedding. 122 00:06:53,326 --> 00:06:55,346 - The way you... - Shhh. 123 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:56,906 Don't let words get in the way 124 00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:59,126 of what we want to say to each other. 125 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,646 - Um. - That's right. 126 00:07:10,006 --> 00:07:13,266 - Uh. - Oh, yeah. 127 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,586 I would like to spend time with you. 128 00:07:18,088 --> 00:07:19,746 I feel the same. 129 00:07:19,846 --> 00:07:21,586 You won't tell anyone, okay? 130 00:07:21,686 --> 00:07:24,206 I don't know anyone. 131 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:32,826 You slept with Jackson Boudreaux? 132 00:07:32,851 --> 00:07:34,110 I did. 133 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:35,530 Well, squirt me into a doughnut, 134 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,608 because I am officially jelly. 135 00:07:42,316 --> 00:07:45,768 But I'm surprised, you usually go for more effeminate men. 136 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:47,288 Like Grace. 137 00:07:47,388 --> 00:07:49,648 Don't tell anybody, all right? Especially Grace. 138 00:07:49,748 --> 00:07:51,008 Not a word. 139 00:07:51,258 --> 00:07:52,478 I'm kind of excited, you know? 140 00:07:52,503 --> 00:07:54,043 I feel like I'm being rewarded 141 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:55,808 for stepping outside of my comfort zone. 142 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,208 ♪ Trucks for Tykes, Trucks for Tykes ♪ 143 00:07:57,308 --> 00:07:59,968 - What are you doing? - Oh, sorry, go on. 144 00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:01,968 You know, we're taking this bread-making class, 145 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,248 and there was just... Will you stop it? 146 00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:04,888 I can't! 147 00:08:04,913 --> 00:08:06,927 That song's been stuck in my head for days! 148 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:09,968 Well, sing something different. 149 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:12,350 You don't think I didn't think of that? 150 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:15,808 That thing swats away other songs 151 00:08:15,908 --> 00:08:18,028 like Lindsey Lohan swats away second chances. 152 00:08:22,108 --> 00:08:24,048 Did you hear they cancelled "Riverdale"? 153 00:08:24,148 --> 00:08:25,488 What?! 154 00:08:26,468 --> 00:08:28,128 No! Oh, my God! 155 00:08:28,228 --> 00:08:31,536 Archie is our hottest ginger! This is a disaster! 156 00:08:32,068 --> 00:08:33,448 What do we do, what do we do? 157 00:08:33,548 --> 00:08:35,368 Jack, Jack, Jack. 158 00:08:35,468 --> 00:08:37,768 Relax, I was just trying to scare you 159 00:08:37,868 --> 00:08:39,711 to get the song out of your head. 160 00:08:40,348 --> 00:08:42,208 Oh. 161 00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:44,968 Oh, thank you. 162 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:47,344 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 163 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,088 I'm free. 164 00:08:50,188 --> 00:08:53,088 I can finally sing other songs again. 165 00:08:53,188 --> 00:08:56,008 ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ 166 00:08:56,108 --> 00:08:58,768 ♪ Papa, can you see me? ♪ 167 00:08:58,868 --> 00:09:01,208 ♪ Papa, can you give a darn and give a truck? 168 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,026 Damn it! 169 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:06,928 ♪ Trucks for Tykes, Trucks for Tykes ♪ 170 00:09:07,028 --> 00:09:09,968 ♪ Give your truck to Trucks for Tykes ♪ 171 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:12,928 ♪ You'll help Tom and Sue and Chuck ♪ 172 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:16,148 ♪ So give a darn and give a truck! ♪ 173 00:09:22,388 --> 00:09:25,148 Vroom! 174 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,088 - Can you keep a secret? - No. 175 00:09:33,188 --> 00:09:35,008 - What if it was important? - No. 176 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,128 What if it was extremely important? 177 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,648 Nope. 178 00:09:38,748 --> 00:09:40,868 What if our friendship depended on it? 179 00:09:42,908 --> 00:09:45,928 - No. - Good enough. 180 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:49,808 I slept with Jackson Boudreaux. 181 00:09:49,908 --> 00:09:53,888 You slept with Jackson Boudreaux? 182 00:09:53,988 --> 00:09:58,888 You, Grace Adler, slept with Jackson Boudreaux? 183 00:09:58,988 --> 00:10:00,288 Wow. 184 00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:04,295 Now, remind me again, he's your doorman? 185 00:11:32,948 --> 00:11:34,328 - Thanks, Will. - That's not for you. 186 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,848 - Who's it for, then? - They're both for me. 187 00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:39,128 I drink two cups now. 188 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:41,208 From two cups. 189 00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,328 Morning. 190 00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:46,888 Like the bread, we rise. 191 00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:49,008 Wait, did we have sex last night? 192 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,408 - What? - No, I had sex 193 00:11:50,508 --> 00:11:51,648 with Will last night. 194 00:11:51,748 --> 00:11:53,328 What? 195 00:11:53,428 --> 00:11:56,208 Were you not aware that I was sleeping with both of you? 196 00:11:56,308 --> 00:11:58,208 What? 197 00:11:58,308 --> 00:12:00,161 What? 198 00:12:05,235 --> 00:12:06,862 You two didn't know about this? 199 00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,387 You told me not to tell! 200 00:12:08,516 --> 00:12:09,736 I meant, don't put it on Instagram. 201 00:12:09,836 --> 00:12:12,221 The two of you live together. 202 00:12:12,246 --> 00:12:14,340 What have you been talking about for the past three days? 203 00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,135 - Fine things. - Shows we watched. 204 00:12:17,262 --> 00:12:20,295 But now that we all know what we know, 205 00:12:21,276 --> 00:12:22,975 we know. 206 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,243 - Sure do. - I guess that's true. 207 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:29,063 Good-bye, Will. I had a lovely night with you. 208 00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:34,885 And Grace? 209 00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:39,105 An equally lovely night with you, the night before. 210 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:56,005 We are going to have an amazing journey together. 211 00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:58,725 - You betcha. - Yes, indeed. 212 00:12:58,825 --> 00:13:00,889 I bid you adieu. 213 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,885 Well, this is a first. 214 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,530 Yeah. 215 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:14,125 We did say we wanted to do crazy things. 216 00:13:14,225 --> 00:13:16,005 To, uh, feel young. 217 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:21,245 Well, sexuality is fluid now. It's what young people do. 218 00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:22,925 You know what young people don't do? 219 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:26,164 Is say, "that's what young people do." 220 00:13:28,745 --> 00:13:33,045 BOTH: ♪ So give a darn and give a truck ♪ 221 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,285 Vroom. 222 00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:37,216 Honey, I haven't slept for days. 223 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,285 Everything triggers it. 224 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,365 - Trucks, tykes. - No, uh-uh. 225 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:44,205 - First names. - No. 226 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:46,165 Sorry, honey. I think we're going to have to 227 00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:48,005 slap it out of each other. 228 00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:50,245 Give it to me, mama. 229 00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:53,107 - Ha! - Ah! 230 00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:56,205 BOTH: ♪ Trucks for Tykes... ♪ 231 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,885 No! 232 00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:10,458 Oh, my God, that's the rhythm of the song! 233 00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:14,365 Look, we both like this guy, 234 00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:16,205 and it's natural to be competitive, 235 00:14:16,305 --> 00:14:17,285 but I can be above this. 236 00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:22,885 Hah! He texted me first, I win. 237 00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:26,925 Oh, and guess who just got invited to a party at his loft? 238 00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:30,979 Me, hah! 239 00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,645 At 2:00 AM. 240 00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:37,045 Wow, that is way past your bedtime. 241 00:14:37,145 --> 00:14:39,005 I'm up at 2:00 AM all the time. 242 00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:40,571 To pee. 243 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:45,205 Oh, no, we're the first ones here. 244 00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:46,953 There's a note. 245 00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:51,725 "Make yourselves comfortable amongst the pillows." 246 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:52,965 What, they're sitting on the floor? 247 00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,605 Worried about your back, Will? 248 00:14:54,705 --> 00:14:56,005 No. Worried about your knees, Grace? 249 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,422 No. 250 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,885 - I'm so comfortable. - So am I. 251 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:10,184 I could sit on the floor of a party no one attends every day. 252 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:12,285 Hello, lover. 253 00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:14,005 Hi, Jackson. 254 00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:17,085 I am so glad you're here. You look gorgeous. 255 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:18,693 Thank you. 256 00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:23,364 Let us break bread together. 257 00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,105 Ah, ah, ah. 258 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:43,725 Mmmm, oh. This is delicious. 259 00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:44,885 Mmmm, what is it? 260 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,065 Hopi bread with snake venom. 261 00:15:49,945 --> 00:15:52,885 - Snake what? - Oh, don't worry. 262 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,365 In the right quantity, it's an exquisite flavoring. 263 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:58,685 What if it's in the wrong quantity? 264 00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:01,905 Oh, it could be fatal. Let me get us some wine. 265 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,265 Find your own place! 266 00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:24,785 - How's the bread? - So good, love it! 267 00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:30,145 To us. 268 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,265 To us. 269 00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,985 And... to us. 270 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,166 So when is everyone else showing up? 271 00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:49,371 What do you mean? 272 00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:51,091 Well, you said it was a party. 273 00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:54,539 And so it is. Let's party. 274 00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:56,531 It's just us? 275 00:16:56,631 --> 00:16:59,411 The three of us are on this journey together, 276 00:16:59,511 --> 00:17:01,051 and the next natural stop 277 00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:05,231 is to experience each other simultaneously. 278 00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:09,303 You mean one at a time? 279 00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:12,515 That's not what simultaneously means. 280 00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:25,069 I, I don't know, I... 281 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,091 I think Grace would have a real problem with that. 282 00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:30,371 No, actually, Will would have a problem with that. 283 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:32,371 - I got no problem. - Neither do I. 284 00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:33,731 Fantastic. 285 00:17:33,831 --> 00:17:35,830 Then I'll be in the bedroom waiting. 286 00:17:36,351 --> 00:17:40,251 Lighting an obscene number of candles. 287 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:45,311 Because like candles, we are meant to burn all night. 288 00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:54,849 Oy. 289 00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:57,101 Hot. 290 00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:01,971 Grace, come on, you're not going to do this. 291 00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:03,571 Just leave and let me have Jackson. 292 00:18:03,671 --> 00:18:05,211 I am going to do this, 293 00:18:05,311 --> 00:18:06,411 so maybe you're the one who should leave. 294 00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:07,571 I'm not going anywhere. 295 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,091 Well, then, I guess you and I 296 00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:10,331 are walking into that bedroom together. 297 00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:13,571 I guess we are. I'mma walk. 298 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,551 So am I. 299 00:18:18,191 --> 00:18:20,451 Heading right for that bedroom. 300 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:21,667 Yup. 301 00:18:22,191 --> 00:18:24,462 Just making a b-line. 302 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:30,176 You, me, Jackson. That is three naked people. 303 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,804 And two of them are us. 304 00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:37,491 Just about there. 305 00:18:37,591 --> 00:18:41,651 One... more... 306 00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,051 step. 307 00:18:46,231 --> 00:18:50,011 - Well, last chance to bail. - Too cool to bail. 308 00:18:50,111 --> 00:18:52,073 Because it's about to get real. 309 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,391 I am all about real. 310 00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:02,051 All right, why don't you two get started? 311 00:19:02,151 --> 00:19:05,231 - Way too real. - That was too real. Too real! 312 00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:14,104 ♪ So give a darn and give a truck! ♪ 313 00:19:14,616 --> 00:19:16,071 Hey, can I get ahead of you in line? 314 00:19:16,096 --> 00:19:17,996 I need to see the doc real bad. 315 00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:19,556 - Meth? - I'd love to. 316 00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:21,936 But I am flipping out! 317 00:19:25,856 --> 00:19:28,236 Well, it's going to be a while. 318 00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:31,916 Apparently this emergency room has a pecking order. 319 00:19:32,016 --> 00:19:33,396 It goes "life threatening illnesses" 320 00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:35,283 and then everyone else. 321 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,036 Honey, they're not taking us seriously 322 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,746 because they never heard of whatever it is we got. 323 00:19:41,336 --> 00:19:44,916 You're right! It's all about marketing. 324 00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:46,476 I mean, no one ever heard of the ACLU 325 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,713 until that ice bucket challenge. 326 00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:52,836 I'll get you checked in, Mr. Boudreaux. 327 00:19:52,936 --> 00:19:56,156 Richard, we need to issue a correction to the new cookbook. 328 00:19:56,256 --> 00:19:58,076 It turns out the Hopis were wrong. 329 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:00,116 There is no such thing as a safe amount of venom 330 00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,977 from the North American sidewinder. 331 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:06,981 Also, I feel like the cranberries are overkill. 332 00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:09,516 That's Jackson Boudreaux! 333 00:20:09,616 --> 00:20:11,076 I'm not supposed to tell you this, 334 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,076 but Will's been sleeping with him. 335 00:20:13,176 --> 00:20:14,436 Honey, I knew there was something 336 00:20:14,536 --> 00:20:16,196 I wasn't supposed to tell you. 337 00:20:16,296 --> 00:20:19,236 Grace is sleeping with Jackson Boudreaux. 338 00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,662 And her doorman. 339 00:20:24,936 --> 00:20:26,396 Wait a minute, are you telling me 340 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:29,670 that Will and Grace are Eskimo sisters? 341 00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:33,876 Honey, I have no idea what that means, 342 00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:36,816 but that is exactly what I am saying. 343 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,196 - Whoo! - Honey. 344 00:20:44,296 --> 00:20:45,996 Wait a minute. 345 00:20:46,096 --> 00:20:48,814 Do you not hear what I don't hear? 346 00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:53,076 I think I don't. Kar, the song's gone! 347 00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:54,556 - It is! - Maybe the idea of 348 00:20:54,656 --> 00:20:56,956 Will and Grace being one penis away 349 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,700 from actually having sex with each other cured it. 350 00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:04,276 You're right. And good for Grace. 351 00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:08,176 You know she's one step closer to her ultimate goal. 352 00:21:10,176 --> 00:21:12,254 Yes, it is I. 353 00:21:13,016 --> 00:21:15,758 I would like to spend time with you. 354 00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:21,680 So not my type. 354 00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:28,309 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 25277

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