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Sorry I'm late, but I got
here as soon as I wanted to.
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Karen, now that I'm working here,
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I think we need to have a little chat
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about getting here on time.
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You know, I spent half the morning
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trying to track down Rosario.
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I don't know where she went.
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She never takes a day off
unless it's Christmas
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or "maids eat free" day at Applebee's.
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Can't you just phone the vet
and have them track her chip?
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Not if she's outside the perimeter.
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- I was kidding.
- Maybe she's tired.
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When was the last time
she had a vacation?
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She just took a vacation.
She went to the wine country.
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You made her pick grapes.
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Oops.
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Here she is.
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Okay, Rosie, you've got some
nerve, not showing up for work.
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You better be in the hospital.
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Uh-huh.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's a good excuse.
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She's in the hospital.
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It was a heart attack.
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Looks like she'll pull through it.
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Jack's in with her now.
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Ugh, what a relief.
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You wanna know what's a little weird?
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My chest is feeling tight.
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I'm feeling pain in my right arm.
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If you were having a heart attack,
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you'd feel pain in your left arm.
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Ow!
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Maybe don't make this about you.
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You really want those
to be the last words
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you ever say to me?
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What...
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- Oh, cool, we got the place.
- What are you talking about?
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I took over the lease
of the office next to you.
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- We just doubled our space.
- You signed a lease?
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Yeah, hey, want to go down
to the cafeteria
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and sneak frozen yogurt out
in pill cups?
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That's a little surprising to me.
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That is? I've seen you eat
an entire rotisserie chicken
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standing in the check-out line.
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No, that you signed a lease
without talking to me.
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Why? We agreed we needed more space,
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and I had to move fast.
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He'll figure it out.
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Oh, it's after 10:00. It's after 10:00.
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It's after 10:00.
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Can someone please
give Rosario her jello?
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All she had to do was hold out
until 10:00 for her jello!
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Please give Rosario her jello!
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Oh, thank you.
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She said I could have her jello.
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Why do I feel like
you're not happy about this?
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Because I'm not.
You really should have asked me
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before signing anything.
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Asked you? I'm the business half.
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Will, we're in the hospital for Rosario.
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We are not doing this now.
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You really should have asked.
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Look what I got for Rosie.
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"It's a girl"?
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They were out of "It's a maid."
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It's the thoughtlessness that counts.
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I do hope the poor dear is okay.
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Who asked you, Riverdance?
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Put these in water.
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She's just a little worried.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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Interesting fact:
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Rosario and I were once
husband and wife.
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I loved her as much as a gay man
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forced to marry a woman
to get a green card could.
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You know what? I've already decided,
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when we get out of here,
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I'm gonna throw her a quinceañera.
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You know, she never had one.
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Don't they do that at 15?
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Or are you counting in maid years?
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I think in her culture, they
wait until after menopause,
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to mark the moment
a woman becomes a man.
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Mrs. Walker, can I speak
to you for a moment?
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No, I'm good.
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I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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Oh, no.
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There were
some unexpected complications,
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and I'm very sorry to tell you
that Rosario is gone.
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Gone? Where'd she go this time?
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Underground maids' fight club
that I don't know about?
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Karen, I don't think you understand...
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I understand, Grace.
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Wow, look at this.
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It's a really lovely chapel.
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Maybe you could lease it
and not tell me about it.
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Okay, we need to talk.
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This is Rosario's funeral.
It's so petty to bring it up.
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- But you're wrong and I'm not.
- Hey...
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How are you doing? Do you need anything?
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Why does everyone keep asking me that?
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I have been on my own
since I was nine months old.
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I breastfed myself.
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I need nothing.
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It's just something people say.
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I think it's great
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you still threw Rosie a quinceañera.
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Well, her mother was a monster.
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She never gave her one.
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Can you imagine anyone being that mean?
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Jack, what the hell are you doing?
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I said I wanted the photo of
Rosie from the Christmas party.
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Sorry, I thought this one
screamed Ro-ho-ho!
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What? No.
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That's Rosie at the Easter egg hunt.
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That's Rosie at Burning Man!
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That's better.
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She loved that picture.
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It makes a world
of difference, doesn't it?
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She has been beating the crap out of me
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for two straight days.
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I don't know how to be around her.
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I'm more confused than
Britney on stage in Vegas.
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So is this Karen sad?
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Well, I guess it makes sense.
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You know, grieving comes in stages.
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She was in anger and now
she's probably moving on...
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Jack, where the hell are
those books of magic spells?
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Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.
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Hello, Mother.
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Lorraine Finster.
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You have got to be out of your mind,
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showing your faces here.
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Well, I heard as soon as I came.
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Oh, I remember you two.
Hello, Bill, hello, Patty.
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I wouldn't dream of not being here.
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I mean, you married my father.
I slept with your husband.
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That makes us family.
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So sorry for our loss.
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What do you want, Lorraine?
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You're not getting anywhere
near Stanley,
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you're not stealing the jewelry
off of Rosario,
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and we are not having a threeway again.
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Do you know how humiliating
it was for me
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to have to finish myself off
in front of your father?
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So turn around and Brexit!
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Mothers and daughters, eh?
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Always that lingering tension.
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Listen, love, I know no one
could ever replace Maria.
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- Rosario.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
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Oh, come on, how about a little
hug for old time's sake?
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Sure, honey.
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Well, I'll leave you to it.
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Yeah, I knew she took 'em.
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But at the end of the day,
aren't we all whores,
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just looking for a dirty pole
to take our last ride on?
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And, look, Rosie, I'm wearing
the pin you gave me.
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I know Karen told you that
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I thought it looked like a blood clot...
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But honestly, the only reason
why I haven't worn it
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is because I misplace it...
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Oh, my God, I'm lying to a corpse.
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You're making a pentagram.
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Why don't you do it right
and not tell me about it?
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Okay, look, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have signed
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the lease without talking to you.
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You want me to get us out of it?
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No, it's good, but thank you
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for understanding how I'm feeling.
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We're partners. You know, from now on,
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I'll run everything by you,
you run everything by me.
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Well, I don't know if I need
to run everything by you.
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What does that mean?
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I mean, if we're being honest,
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you do work for me.
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I work for you? I work with you.
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We can't talk about this here.
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With, for, what's the difference?
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- But it's for.
- It's with!
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And we're absolutely not
talking about this here.
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- And it's with.
- For.
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- With.
- For!
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My mint just flew into the coffin.
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- That's horrible.
- No, it's okay.
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I have a couple of loose ones
in my purse.
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Father Closet Case wants to start.
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I cannot sit next to Karen, okay?
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It has to go Will, Grace, Karen...
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No, wait, no, that's not...
that's not right.
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It has to go... it has to go
Grace, Karen, Jack, Will...
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No, wait, um...
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No, no, it has to go Will, Gra...
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Oh, my God, there's no mathematical way
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not to sit next to her!
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Jack, Jack, I know it's hard,
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but we only have one job,
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and it's to make sure that
Karen gets through this day.
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The only thing that matters is Karen.
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Okay, you're right.
It's all about Karen.
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- Just one problem.
- What's that?
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Karen isn't here.
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According to Find a Friend,
she's at the bar next door.
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Nice detective work.
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You put the Nancy in Nancy Drew.
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I'll go talk to her.
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I know what she's going through.
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Don't make it about you.
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- I don't do that.
- Yes, you do.
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I don't even know where
you get that from.
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You sat shiva for Jerry Lewis.
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He was very important
to my family, Will.
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We named our dog Lady
just so we could go "Lady!"
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Ahh, Smitty.
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Am I ever going to smile again?
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Mrs. Walker, my hearing
isn't what it used to be.
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I was robbed at gunpoint, and a bullet,
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it grazed my brain
and I'm almost entirely deaf.
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Oh, Smitty!
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You always know just what to say.
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Just so you know, the service started.
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Karen, I get what you're going through.
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When my mother died, I was a wreck.
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On the day of her funeral,
my sister had to dress me.
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I couldn't even do my own blowout.
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And I really wanted pretty hair
for my mom, you know?
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But I made it.
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And everyone said how brave I was.
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And how pretty I looked.
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And everyone said
how proud they were of me.
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And I was proud of me, too.
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But it doesn't change how much it hurts.
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I was her favorite.
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Oh, my God, she must miss me so much.
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Your sisters must really hate you.
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I was the light of her life!
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And sometimes,
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after a night of gentle
heterosexual lovemaking...
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Where I was on top...
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Rosie and I would do other
normal couple things.
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You know, like get into a fight at Ikea,
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or shoot and skin a deer.
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Or argue about how much time
I'd spend in my man cave...
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Which I always thought meant
something else.
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Recently we had begun to talk
about starting a family.
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And now, I think it's time to hear from
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a very special woman in Rosie's life,
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someone who was much more than
just her boss. Ladies...
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She's not here.
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Stretch.
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Karen's not coming.
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- You made it about yourself?
- My mom just died, Will!
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- Jack, you're up.
- No, no, I can't, I can't.
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I can't be around her
when she's grieving.
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- It scares me.
- You just told a church
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full of Catholics that you and Rosie
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remained pure until
you presented your flower
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to each other on your wedding night.
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- You can do anything.
- Okay, okay.
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I'll try, I'll try.
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There's another way to do this.
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Lizzie, Ricky...
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We steal her car, we buy an 8-ball,
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we head to Atlantic City,
and whatever happens, happens.
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I think it's what the dead maid
would have wanted.
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Oh, my God, we're wearing the same pin.
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You have good taste.
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- Hey, Kare...
- Don't touch me.
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Yes, sir, sorry.
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Um...
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We were wondering...
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- The whispering is irritating.
- Sure, yeah, sorry.
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I really think...
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Well, you don't have to
scream at me... I'm in mourning.
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I-I just want to help.
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Really? You want to help?
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I do. More than anything, Kare.
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Then sing something for me.
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Oh, I don't know that
this is the place...
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You sing!
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♪ Because I'm happy ♪
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♪ Clap along if you feel ♪
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♪ Like a room without a roof ♪
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♪ Because I'm happy
clap along if you feel like ♪
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Now add some moves.
Do The Electric Slide.
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♪ That's what you want to do ♪
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♪ Because I'm happy clap along ♪
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Do "Ease on Down the Road."
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- What?
- "Ease on Down the Road!"
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♪ Because I'm happy ♪
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♪ Clap along if you feel like ♪
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♪ That's what you want to do ♪
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Do "Thriller."
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♪ Because I'm happy ♪
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♪ Clap along if you feel like ♪
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♪ That's what you want to do ♪
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♪ Because I'm happy clap along ♪
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♪ If you feel like
that's what you want to do ♪
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♪ Because I'm happy
clap along if you feel like ♪
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Queridos, amigos.
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So, if I work for you,
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do I have to run every contract by you?
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It is so inappropriate for us to...
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We are way past inappropriate.
307
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You do not ask a priest to top you up
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on the blood of Christ.
309
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What took him so long?
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And why is there only one server?
311
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He's not a server. He's the priest!
312
00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:33,331
Anyway, I'm used to
my business being only me.
313
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Yeah, I get it. It's yours.
314
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You might have mentioned that
before I quit my job
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and changed my entire life for you.
316
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How'd it go?
317
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I've never been so humiliated
318
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,044
without specifically asking for it.
319
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Can I get a beer?
320
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So now it's your turn?
321
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Take your best shot, Mary.
322
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I got nothing to say.
323
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You know what you're doing.
324
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Damn straight.
325
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You're handling this exactly the way
326
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you want to handle it.
327
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Like I always do.
328
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I don't need to parade myself up there
329
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and boo-hoo over my cleaning lady.
330
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And I don't need to be told
I should be there,
331
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I'm gonna regret it.
332
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And I certainly don't need
people coming up in here...
333
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:21,318
What?
334
00:17:21,732 --> 00:17:23,424
But... you...
335
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:26,724
Of all the times
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to come onto me.
337
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You pervert.
338
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,602
I'm so sorry.
339
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,215
Funeral's over. Everybody's gone.
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If you want to see her one more time,
341
00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:49,552
she's still there.
342
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,932
And it's okay if you can't.
343
00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,818
What do you think, Smitty?
344
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I'm sorry, um... what?
345
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,436
You never turn it off, do ya, Smitts?
346
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Hi, honey.
347
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,262
You got candy in your hair.
348
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:56,869
Sorry I wasn't here, but...
349
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,767
come on, what the hell was I gonna say?
350
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:02,050
She was my maid?
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00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,996
She was my sparring partner?
352
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:09,680
She was my best friend?
353
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You were my everything,
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Rosario Yolanda Salazar.
355
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:25,911
You know, it's funny.
People keep asking,
356
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:28,401
"What do you need? What do you need?"
357
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,622
I need for you to not be gone.
358
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,606
Here, honey.
I want you to have something.
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00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,967
It was my mother's.
360
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,730
Makes sense you should have it.
361
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,037
Lord knows you've been
eyeing it for years.
362
00:19:57,013 --> 00:19:58,579
Honey, I'm not going with you
to the cemetery,
363
00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:00,606
so don't get mad, okay?
364
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:04,645
I just can't watch 'em
put you in the ground.
365
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,858
I have to remember you my way.
366
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,238
So if it's all right...
367
00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:18,582
I'm just gonna sit here
with you for a while.
368
00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:57,937
Te amo, Mommy.
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That's Karen sad.
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