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You lose something?
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Oh, come on.
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You're still not talking to me?
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I said I was sorry.
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You know, I don't mind
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that you borrow my car without asking.
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I don't mind that you
never put gas in it.
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I don't even mind that
I have to pull my seat up
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all the way from Freaktown.
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But when I turn on the radio and
you've changed all my stations,
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that's when I snap.
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Hey, when I hear Kenny
G, that's when I snap.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I'm just heading
out for a little bit.
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- Where?
- Got a thing.
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- What thing?
- I'm meeting a guy for a beer.
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- Who?
- You don't know him.
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Where are you going?
Who are you meeting?
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Surrender or before you
know it, you're a year older.
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My brother's in town.
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You have a brother?
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This is gonna make me late for work,
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but it's worth it.
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Why am I not meeting him?
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Maybe Adam's ashamed of you.
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Hey.
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You're not talking to me, Smooth Jazz.
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Tell me why I shouldn't be
incredibly hurt right now.
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We're not that close.
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The only reason I'm seeing
him is to sign some papers
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for our parents' estate.
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Estate?
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Don't get excited.
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It's a thousand bucks a year.
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Why my parents decided to dole it out
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until I'm 85 remains a mystery.
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Still, uh, after you've
gone, that grand goes to me?
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Go nuts.
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I'm an heiress.
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Adam, a hint.
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- Sleep with your eyes open.
- Already do.
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- I'll see you later.
- Wait.
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Why can't I meet him?
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What, was he born without a nose?
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Weird, floaty eye?
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Spits when he says,
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?sauteed spinach.?
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Yes, it's all of those
things. Can I go now?
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No. I am meeting him and that's final.
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I'm not gonna win this, am I?
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You gave up those balls
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the minute you put a ring on her finger.
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Give me five minutes to change.
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First the legs, now you guys.
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The darkness is moving north.
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? ?
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- Here you go, Bonnie.
- Well, thank you, Patrick.
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How gallant.
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- Sure beats a beer in my hotel lobby.
- You're gonna love it.
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Oh, waitress.
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God, I hate her.
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Welcome to the Rustic Fig.
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The one place I used to feel safe.
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I told you, she's a pistol.
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Wish I had one right now.
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Hey, Christy. I'm Patrick.
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- Really nice to meet you.
- Hi. Hi.
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Since Patrick's only in town
for the night, we thought we...
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- She thought.
- ... we'd come here.
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What better way for us all
to get to know each other?
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With me serving you food. Yay.
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Can I please have whatever kind of beer
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can get here fastest?
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Can you make that two?
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But take your time.
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And I'll have, let me see...
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uh...
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What's in a virgin mojito?
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Lime juice, cane sugar and my thumb.
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I'll have a water.
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Patrick, I'm so glad we're doing this.
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Oh, me, too. I didn't
even know you existed.
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- I didn't know you existed.
- You both exist.
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Should we figure out
what we're gonna eat?
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- Charming as ever, dude.
- Bite the big one, Pat.
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What fun.
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Oh, I'm getting a
picture of the two of you
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growing up together.
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Roughhousing
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out at the lake.
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I don't know. Was there a lake?
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There was an ocean.
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In fact, Adam taught me to surf.
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Man, you sure ran with that one.
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What does that mean?
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I own a company that makes surfboards.
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Wow, didn't waste any
time squeezing that one
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into the conversation.
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Okay, why don't we talk about
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how you hung out with Russell Crowe?
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He does work that one in a lot.
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We got drunk in Prague.
He threw a phone at me.
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It's a good story.
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The first seven times, am I right?
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I hear something different every time.
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Okay, two beers
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and one tap water
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with a splash of spit.
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Well, we definitely want appetizers.
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What do you recommend?
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Going to a different restaurant.
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Oh, Christy.
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- Tell me about the crab cakes.
- No.
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Your brother seems like a nice guy.
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Where in the world did you get that?
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Well, he paid for dinner
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while you were being a dick all night.
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That was my takeaway.
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I don't like the guy.
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I thought you might
have picked up on that
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when I told you I don't like the guy.
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Oh, come on.
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How many times did Christy tell everyone
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she hated me at dinner tonight?
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It's just something people say.
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At least it's over.
I never have to see him again.
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Yikes. What happened with you guys?
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He bang your prom date?
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Women aren't that important to me.
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Stare all you want;
I'm not taking it back.
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Ugh.
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It's not fair.
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I parade my dirty family laundry
in front of you every day.
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You owe me this.
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All right, fine.
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That surfboard company, my idea.
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I worked there. I helped get it started,
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but did he cut me in on the profits
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once it became a success?
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- I'm guessing no.
- Nothing.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
Those profits should be ours... yours.
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Thank you.
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God.
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- You know what really upset
me tonight? - Hmm?
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Discovering that my daughter
is a terrible waitress.
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I still don't think
you should've complained
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to the manager.
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How else is she gonna get better?
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Are you eating garbage cake?
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It was untouched.
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Anniversary dinner.
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He shot her a look when
she ordered the cake.
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Things went downhill fast.
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Well, in that case, hand me a fork.
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- Mm.
- Thank you.
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This is a surprise.
What brings you back?
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Ah, there's nothing good
in my hotel's garbage.
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I thought I was coming
back here for a nightcap.
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This is so much better.
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- You sure?
- Mmm.
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I got half a martini in here.
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Wait. There's a shrimp tail in it.
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No, I'm good.
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So, did you survive
dinner with my mother?
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Oh, my God, I love her.
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She's hilarious.
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No more cake for you.
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Hey, anybody gives my brother
a hard time is okay by me.
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To be perfectly honest,
um, I spent most of dinner
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waiting for you to
come back to the table.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you the one who
complained to my manager?
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No, it's just that every time
you came back to the table,
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things were... you know,
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really good.
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Sorry.
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I'm recently divorced.
I'm a little rusty.
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I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me?
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You couldn't tell?
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See, this is where
my rustiness comes in.
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Ah, newly divorced, too, huh?
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Nope, just good old rust.
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Well, um, what I'm trying to say is, uh,
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I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow,
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and if you happen to be free tomorrow
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and are amenable to what
I'm about to propose,
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I was thinking I could
stay an extra night
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for the express purpose
of taking you out tomorrow.
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Just to be clear, we're
talking about tomorrow?
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Yeah. Although it is midnight,
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so tomorrow is now today.
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So, uh... ... today.
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- I'd really like that.
- Oh, great. Great.
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I'll bring the oil can.
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For the rustiness.
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You know, Wizard of Oz.
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Not dry vagina.
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My God, I...
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I just said ?dry vagina?"
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And pointed.
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Okay, what do you think?
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Great. Let me see the tush.
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Damn it, I used to have a
cute, little booty like that.
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You will again.
You already lost six pounds.
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Mm, five. Paid 300 bucks
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for some black market
licorice last night.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, Bonnie.
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You heard that, too, right?
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It's Jill.
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We're Skyping.
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You're awfully dressed up for that.
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- She's got a date.
- Really? With who?
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- Just a guy.
- Adam's brother.
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This is fun!
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But he left town.
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He decided to stay an extra
day just for little old me.
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Are you kidding me? You can't
go out with Adam's brother.
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And yet I've got my good bra
on, and I'm headed out the door.
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No, no, you don't get it.
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Adam really doesn't like him.
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I don't like you, but we eat
eight meals a week together.
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Wait. So why does Adam
not like his brother?
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I don't care! He's in town
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for one more night, and he asked me out
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like an awkward eighth
grader, so I'm going.
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Just so you know, you and
your bra are ruining my life.
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Oh, I miss you girls.
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Hello?
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Am I talking to an empty room?
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God, I'm so hungry.
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Staircase.
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What's going on?
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What's going on is I
wanted some quality time
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with my man.
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Can we do that? Where's Christy?
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She had a date tonight.
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Oh, good for her. You know,
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I don't understand why some guy
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hasn't just swept her off her feet.
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Well, I guess that thought
runs in your family,
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'cause your brother stayed
an extra day to take her out.
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Kiss me.
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Bonnie. Bonnie.
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Adam. Oh, Adam...
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Wait, w-wait. Hang on a minute.
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Christy's on a date with Patrick?
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That's right. Let's get those pants off.
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- You know, you did this.
- What do you mean?
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I was just gonna go out
and have a drink with him
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and sign some papers, but no,
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you had to stick your nose in there
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and Bonnie it all up.
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Hey, I was gonna use this mouth
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to say I'm sorry, but
it can just as easily
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go eat a sandwich.
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? ?
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- Oh...
- Oh...!
261
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So, what's your favorite place to surf?
262
00:11:31,786 --> 00:11:35,821
Ah. Uh... Costa Rica, probably.
263
00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:38,457
You know, one time I was, um,
waiting for a set to come in
264
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:41,160
when I realized, suddenly,
that I was surrounded
265
00:11:41,162 --> 00:11:42,495
by dolphins.
266
00:11:42,497 --> 00:11:44,964
- Wow, that sounds beautiful.
- Ah.
267
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:47,099
Yeah, it was, until I realized
268
00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:49,435
the dolphins were surrounded by sharks,
269
00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:52,271
and that was the moment
I learned I could fly.
270
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,480
I took acid once and
learned I couldn't fly.
271
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,713
- Duh...
- Oof...
272
00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,884
You know, we've been
playing for 20 minutes,
273
00:12:04,886 --> 00:12:06,552
and neither one of us has made a shot.
274
00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:07,853
Yeah.
275
00:12:09,357 --> 00:12:10,556
Well, that was pretty close.
276
00:12:10,558 --> 00:12:12,158
Should we just start counting those?
277
00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:15,194
I'll tell you where we went wrong.
278
00:12:15,196 --> 00:12:17,463
Not enough blue stuff
on the end of the thing.
279
00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:21,251
Step aside and watch me work.
280
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,724
Okay.
281
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:28,440
- Wow!
- Whoo! Oh, my God, I got one in!
282
00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:30,120
I got one in.
283
00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:32,429
Not the one I wanted, but still.
284
00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:35,281
Toss me that magic blue cube.
285
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:39,485
We are not leaving
until I sink one, too.
286
00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:42,154
Don't you have to go back home tomorrow?
287
00:12:43,391 --> 00:12:44,557
Well, actually,
288
00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,858
I'm taking a couple weeks off
289
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,660
to surf my way down the coast.
290
00:12:47,662 --> 00:12:49,228
Oh.
291
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,780
- Boy, that sounds great.
- Do you surf?
292
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,833
Nope. I can barely swim.
293
00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:55,801
That's why I don't take baths.
294
00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:58,137
I mean, I shower. I'm clean.
295
00:12:58,139 --> 00:13:00,506
Smart, beautiful, hygienic.
296
00:13:00,508 --> 00:13:03,609
Final box checked.
297
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,117
Oh, God, what now?
298
00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:23,028
Your brother's staying another week
299
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,197
to be with Christy.
300
00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:32,638
And to your left, more vineyards.
301
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,007
You picked a hell of
a place to get sober.
302
00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,475
I know, right?
303
00:13:36,477 --> 00:13:37,610
Could have moved to Utah,
304
00:13:37,612 --> 00:13:38,811
but where's the challenge in that?
305
00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:41,247
Yeah.
306
00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:43,826
Lot of grapes.
307
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,834
What are those, red?
308
00:13:47,188 --> 00:13:49,592
See? It's like you live here.
309
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,424
Hey, can I ask you something?
310
00:13:52,426 --> 00:13:54,260
Sure.
311
00:13:54,262 --> 00:13:56,161
What's the deal with you and Adam?
312
00:13:56,163 --> 00:13:58,964
Oh, well, what can I say?
313
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:01,567
Uh, we used to be really tight.
314
00:14:01,569 --> 00:14:04,236
We started our business together,
315
00:14:04,238 --> 00:14:05,866
and six months later, he bailed.
316
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,373
Left me high and dry.
317
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,241
Wow.
318
00:14:09,243 --> 00:14:10,643
I can see why you're mad at him,
319
00:14:10,645 --> 00:14:12,488
but what's his problem?
320
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:14,179
Oh, that's simple.
321
00:14:14,181 --> 00:14:16,115
I made the business into a success,
322
00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:17,383
and now he's jealous.
323
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,952
That doesn't sound like the Adam I know.
324
00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:21,921
Well, it's the Adam I know.
325
00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,856
But, hey, maybe your mom's had
326
00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:25,024
a good influence on him.
327
00:14:34,368 --> 00:14:37,002
This is a disaster. Adam is furious,
328
00:14:37,004 --> 00:14:38,304
and I'm out of lingerie.
329
00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:40,239
But I'm happy.
330
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:42,574
Isn't that what moms are
supposed to want for their kids?
331
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:44,176
On what planet?
332
00:14:44,178 --> 00:14:45,811
You are standing in between me
333
00:14:45,813 --> 00:14:47,513
and a thousand dollars a year.
334
00:14:47,811 --> 00:14:51,379
- You are so selfish.
- You are so selfish.
335
00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:53,886
What do you guys think?
336
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,656
Look, they remembered we're here.
337
00:14:57,658 --> 00:14:59,736
- Well, I Th...
- Da-da-da!
338
00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:04,296
You're obviously only
dating Patrick to annoy me.
339
00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:08,000
No, I am dating Patrick
because he's a nice guy.
340
00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:10,135
Annoying you is a delightful bonus.
341
00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:14,177
I'm gonna shop for jeans.
342
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:18,410
I'm confused... why is
Adam so upset about this?
343
00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:20,970
Because Adam and
Patrick hate each other.
344
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:23,693
- Why?
- Why does anyone ever fight? Money.
345
00:15:23,718 --> 00:15:27,119
Well, maybe you two can
help them patch things up.
346
00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:29,621
You were estranged for years
and found a way to reconnect,
347
00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:31,056
and it's been wonderful.
348
00:15:31,058 --> 00:15:33,392
- All right, settle down.
- I wouldn't go that far.
349
00:15:33,394 --> 00:15:35,394
Do you guys think I
could pull off overalls?
350
00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:36,895
No.
351
00:15:38,782 --> 00:15:42,134
I'm just saying you
could be a good example
352
00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:43,035
to these boys.
353
00:15:43,037 --> 00:15:45,337
Maybe. Got to admit,
354
00:15:45,339 --> 00:15:47,573
nobody knows decades of estrangement
355
00:15:47,575 --> 00:15:49,908
and then a quasi-satisfying
makeup like we do.
356
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,443
Yeah. Of course, if we had money,
357
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:52,978
things could get dicey.
358
00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:56,415
If we had money, you'd
be dead by sundown.
359
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,797
Someone's at the door.
360
00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:03,099
I'll get it.
361
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:07,526
- Hey, Adam. I like that shirt.
- Oh, thanks.
362
00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:09,495
Wow, why are you so dressed up?
363
00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:12,681
Oh, son of a bitch.
364
00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:16,984
- Hey.
- Hi.
365
00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:21,440
Oh. Didn't know you'd be here.
366
00:16:21,442 --> 00:16:24,276
Why wouldn't I be here?
It's my fianc�e's house.
367
00:16:24,278 --> 00:16:27,079
And another great talk. Can we go?
368
00:16:27,081 --> 00:16:30,349
Actually, I was thinking
you could come in for a sec.
369
00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:31,878
Ah...
370
00:16:32,186 --> 00:16:34,120
I take it we're being set up?
371
00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:35,954
Looks like it.
372
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,792
Wow, isn't this a nice surprise.
373
00:16:39,794 --> 00:16:41,360
They're onto us, Mom.
374
00:16:41,362 --> 00:16:43,295
Then let's just jump right in.
375
00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:45,064
We're trying to help you two ass-hats
376
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,331
be more like us.
377
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,100
How is name-calling gonna help?
378
00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:49,635
What'd I say?
379
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:53,338
Look, nobody's had more bad water
380
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:56,341
under the bridge than me
and Amazon Prime over here.
381
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,550
But we got over it.
382
00:16:58,575 --> 00:17:00,786
And if we can, anyone can.
383
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,978
So, sit.
384
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,658
Okay, animosities. Go.
385
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,796
Okay, why don't I help
get the ball rolling?
386
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:19,698
Patrick, Adam is upset with you
387
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,967
because you hogged all the
surfboard money for yourself.
388
00:17:21,969 --> 00:17:23,702
What? Is that what you told her?
389
00:17:23,704 --> 00:17:25,671
Because that's what happened.
390
00:17:25,673 --> 00:17:27,639
No, it's not.
391
00:17:27,641 --> 00:17:30,109
Patrick was just a kid
starting up a business.
392
00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,543
You're the one who bailed on him.
393
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:32,911
How did I bail on you?
394
00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:34,146
You took off for Hollywood
395
00:17:34,148 --> 00:17:35,948
to start your big stuntman career.
396
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,246
Hey, the surfboard business was my idea.
397
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:40,352
I got it off the ground for you,
398
00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,554
and then something good
happened to me. I'm so sorry.
399
00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:44,256
Off the ground?
400
00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:46,725
I worked 16-hour days without you.
401
00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:47,860
I had to quit school.
402
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,715
Oh, take off your skirt.
403
00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:52,030
Our business was great,
404
00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:53,432
and you didn't share a dime with me.
405
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,234
Oh, please. I don't
see you for ten years.
406
00:17:55,236 --> 00:17:56,935
How is it still ?our? business?
407
00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,070
I was working on movies.
408
00:17:58,072 --> 00:17:59,505
I-I was on location.
409
00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:01,540
I'm sorry I wasn't
there to hold your hand.
410
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:04,056
Kind of a soft argument. Step it up.
411
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:06,311
You know, I started this business
412
00:18:06,313 --> 00:18:08,591
to be with my brother, but since
all you care about is money,
413
00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:10,382
I'm happy to write you a check.
414
00:18:10,384 --> 00:18:11,416
I don't want your money.
415
00:18:14,088 --> 00:18:15,587
We're winning. Keep going.
416
00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:17,389
You know, if you wanted
to be with me so badly,
417
00:18:17,391 --> 00:18:18,457
where were you
418
00:18:18,459 --> 00:18:19,591
when this happened?
419
00:18:19,593 --> 00:18:21,527
- What?
- I was in the hospital for a year.
420
00:18:21,529 --> 00:18:23,762
Guys I hadn't seen since
high school came by.
421
00:18:23,764 --> 00:18:24,874
You never did.
422
00:18:25,532 --> 00:18:28,200
- I wanted to be there.
- Then why the hell weren't you?
423
00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:29,434
Because I figured
424
00:18:29,436 --> 00:18:31,203
I was the last person
you'd ever want to see.
425
00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:32,971
Why wouldn't I want to
see you? You're my brother.
426
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:36,608
If I'd known that,
427
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:39,011
I'd have been there in a second.
428
00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:44,661
I love you, man.
429
00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,585
I love you, too.
430
00:18:51,404 --> 00:18:52,788
Dude.
431
00:18:55,389 --> 00:18:57,928
Now would be the perfect
time to get that check.
432
00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:04,961
How did this happen?
433
00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:06,930
My date's having dinner
with your fianc�,
434
00:19:06,932 --> 00:19:09,599
and I'm having my ninth
meal of the week with you.
435
00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:12,669
Bringing them together
feels good, though, right?
436
00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,815
Yeah, it does.
437
00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:16,807
We saved a family tonight.
438
00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:20,210
I'm gonna say this to
you 'cause you get it,
439
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:22,338
but I wouldn't say it out there.
440
00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:25,323
Heroes.
441
00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,377
It's the only word that works.
442
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,065
Was a little weird
seeing those two crying.
443
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:34,064
Right? Not sexy.
444
00:19:34,066 --> 00:19:35,532
No.
445
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:38,969
I will be asleep when
Adam gets home tonight.
446
00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:41,735
You know, if things work out
447
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,560
and we marry these guys...
448
00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:45,375
... you'd be my mother
449
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:47,763
and my
sister-in-law.
450
00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:54,238
And you'd be married
to your step-uncle...
451
00:19:55,187 --> 00:19:58,655
... which would make you your own niece.
452
00:20:00,773 --> 00:20:02,092
The sad part is,
453
00:20:02,094 --> 00:20:03,961
not the weirdest thing we've ever done.
454
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:06,797
Not even close.
455
00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:09,711
But still...
456
00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:12,233
heroes.
457
00:20:13,273 --> 00:20:17,953
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