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Hey, what you reading?
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A magazine.
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Oh. Making a collage for school?
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No, just reading it.
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Look at that.
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Maybe Sheldon isn't the
only bookworm around here.
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Which magazine?
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- Cosmopolitan.
- What?
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It's a magazine for today's woman.
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Hey! I was about to find
out what turns a man on.
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Where'd you get this?
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Heather. I traded a
Fruit Roll-Up for it.
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- Well, this is going in the garbage.
- You sure?
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It's got some great tips on
how to spice up your marriage.
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My marriage is fine, thank you.
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And you are not to bring filth
like this into our house again.
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That's not fair.
Sheldon reads dirty stuff
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all the time, and you
don't say anything.
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He does not.
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Check out the comic book on his desk.
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What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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Hold on.
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No. No.
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Th-This blue man's backside
is all over the place.
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On page 112, you get
to see his front side.
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Oh!
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- I'll be back.
- Where you going?
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To give the owner of
that comic book store
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- a piece of my mind!
- Cool.
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And then I'm calling Heather's mom!
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Aw.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
... www.Addic7ed.com ...
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Are there any Vietnamese superheroes?
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There's one called Half-Face.
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Why?
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The communist government
forced him to build bombs,
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and one blew off half his face.
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The left half or the right half?
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The bottom half.
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That's an important half.
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Excuse me. Did you sell this to my son?
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I don't know. Who's your son?
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The little boy in the corner.
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- Which one?
- Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Look at him!
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He is the same size as one
of the dolls you sell here.
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Those are action figures.
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Where is your sense of responsibility?
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Have you looked inside this book?
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Because I have.
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At that moment,
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I felt a subtle heat
rising through my body.
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I was used to being
humiliated by my siblings
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on a daily basis, but from my mother?
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This was new territory.
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Mom, you're embarrassing me.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, guess what. I don't care.
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And if I catch you doing it again,
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I'll be back with my husband,
he is way scarier than me.
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- I doubt that.
- Let's go.
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But I came here with Tam.
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Tam, you coming or not?
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I'm good.
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As you can see, I'm not related to them.
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And in local weather,
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the tornado watch issued Tuesday
is still in effect for the area.
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Stay right here for
updates as we get 'em.
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I don't understand why
you'd even be interested
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in a book like that.
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One of the characters is a scientist
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who worked on the Manhattan Project.
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Well, it's filled with
violence and nudity,
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and you are done looking at it.
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But comics are a form of art.
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You wouldn't forbid me from looking
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at Michelangelo's David
just because he's nude.
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When a statue of your naked blue fella
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is on display at the
Vatican, we'll talk.
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Actually, David is at the
Accademia Gallery in Florence.
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Doesn't matter. I don't want
you looking at his bottom either.
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Where's Mom?
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Chewing out the guy who
runs the comic book store.
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Why?
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She found an inappropriate comic
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that Sheldon had and went ballistic.
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She also took my Cosmo.
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What's a Cosmo?
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A magazine for today's woman.
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Sucks for you.
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You know, if I had something in
my room she might disapprove of,
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I might be looking for
a real good hiding place
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right about now.
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I think I'm okay.
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Your air vent?
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Boys are dumb.
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D-U-M-B.
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Dumb-a?
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What are you doing?
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Confiscating your comic books.
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You can have them back when you're 18.
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You're taking Casper the Friendly Ghost?
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Ghosts are sacrilegious.
Nothing friendly about that.
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Very well.
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There's one more book
that belongs in the box,
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filled with adultery, genocide,
and even human sacrifice.
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You think you're so smart.
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I do. And yet you continue
to treat me like a child.
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You know what?
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You want me to treat you
like an adult, you got it.
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From this moment on, I
am done mommy-ing you.
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Wonderful. Does that mean I
can have my comic books back?
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Comic books are for
children. You're an adult.
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My new adult responsibilities
began that night.
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Luckily, a cookbook is nothing more
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than a set of instructions.
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And if there's one thing I shine at,
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it's following instructions.
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Aw.
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What's Sheldon doing?
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- Cooking his own dinner.
- Why?
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He wants to take care
of himself like an adult.
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I plan on putting that off
for as long as possible.
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Really? It's a plan?
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Maybe I should go keep an eye on him.
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No. Let him handle this on his own.
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I wouldn't mind watching.
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Let's just say grace.
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I can't. I got to go in there.
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If she's going, I'm going.
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No one's going anywhere.
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If he needs help, he can ask.
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I don't need help!
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Everything's under control!
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You're really holding
the line on this one.
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I'm sorry, but he
just pushed my buttons.
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Don't be sorry. I'm diggin' it.
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- Ew.
- Gross.
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I agree.
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Pretty gross.
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Y'all are mean.
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How was your chicken?
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Not bad. The dish soap gave
it a nice lemony flavor.
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All right, bedtime.
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- Night, Mama.
- Night, baby.
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Have sweet dreams.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Sheldon, I assume you
don't need to be tucked in?
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I can handle it, thank you.
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Okay.
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Wow. No good night kiss?
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That's up to your brother.
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That won't be necessary.
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Fine.
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Had enough? You gonna back down?
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No.
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He's real smart, but he needs to learn
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he doesn't know everything.
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Woman, you are getting
sexier by the second. Whew.
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Hey, now that you're
treating him like an adult,
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can I have his allowance?
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That allowance is for chores,
which you already don't do.
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Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.
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You're not even his third favorite.
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Making my school lunch the next morning
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proved no easier than dinner.
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Maybe you're turning it the wrong way.
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Don't you have anything better to do?
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Not better than this.
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This is nothing a
little science can't fix.
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All I need to do is
break the pressure seal.
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I don't think that was enough science.
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Morning, Missy.
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- Morning, Sheldon.
- Morning.
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Morning, Mary.
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Mom, you need to sign this consent form.
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What's it for?
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Field trip.
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- Where?
- Museum.
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- Which one?
- Does it matter?
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It's not like I'm gonna
learn anything, anyway.
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It's the planetarium
at the science museum.
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And I need you to sign mine, too.
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Oh. It's interesting that an adult
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would need his mother
to sign a consent form.
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And here we go.
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I don't need you to
sign it, the school does.
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So you're saying even
the school doesn't think
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that you're mature enough to
make all your own decisions.
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In that moment,
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I was so angry with her,
I almost opened the jar.
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I'm ready to go to college.
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Okay. Where you thinking?
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Somewhere with a good science program,
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but far enough away
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to make my mom cry herself to
sleep every night that I'm gone.
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You're applying to college out of spite?
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I see why you're the guidance counselor.
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Okay, let's see.
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What about Caltech in Pasadena?
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I can't see myself living in California.
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I don't trust their carefree lifestyle.
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Okay. Um...
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How about MIT in Boston?
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Do they have a strong physics program?
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They're more of an engineering school.
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Next.
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There's always Harvard.
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Hmm. I don't like cold weather,
but I do look good in maroon.
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All right, Harvard it is.
Thank you for your help.
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Are you interested in
applying to a safety school
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in case you don't get in?
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Safety school. You're funny.
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So, how was everyone's day?
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I cut open a frog at school.
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For science class?
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Sure.
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We should put a lock
on the knife drawer.
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What are you eating?
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An English muffin with
ketchup and spray cheese.
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No fair.
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Lucky.
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Sorry I spent an hour making meatloaf.
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So, Moonpie,
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how's adult life treating you?
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Very well, actually.
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I'm working on my
application to Harvard.
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Is that so?
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Yes. And I'm planning
on transferring there
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as soon as possible.
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You're not going away to Harvard.
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I don't believe you have a say in this.
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Okay, well,
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Harvard's real expensive.
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How do you plan on paying for it?
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Oh, I'm sure I'll get a scholarship.
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- Oh, are you?
- Yes, I am.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's just take a deep breath
and talk about something else.
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Fine.
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I want to hear about that frog.
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A different something else.
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I just realized something.
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College applications cost
money just to send in.
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- They do?
- $50, $60 a pop.
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I don't believe you have
that kind of money, do you?
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Will you excuse me?
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I have to go take a cold shower.
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Hello, Randall. I would
like to apply for a job.
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- You would?
- Yes.
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I need to earn money so
I can apply to Harvard.
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I thought about going to Harvard,
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but then I realized
The Shack is my passion.
258
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So can I work here?
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Excuse me. How much RAM
does this computer have?
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Um, I can check on that for you.
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It comes with 640 kilobytes,
but it's expandable up to 768.
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Well?
263
00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:02,844
Do you even have a r�sum�?
264
00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:06,781
No, but I have a report card
that'll knock your socks off.
265
00:12:06,783 --> 00:12:08,249
And what's the processor speed?
266
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:11,443
It has the Intel 8286, so ten megahertz.
267
00:12:14,411 --> 00:12:15,880
Sorry, Sheldon.
268
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:18,860
I think it's against company
policy to hire little kids.
269
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:21,596
But people say I'm like
an old man all the time.
270
00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:25,133
Hey, I'm one of 'em, but
the answer's still no.
271
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,534
When people wonder
272
00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:29,682
why Radio Shack eventually
went out of business,
273
00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:31,443
you can point to this moment.
274
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:34,864
Meemaw?
275
00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:37,278
Meemaw?
276
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:42,083
Hey! Looking sharp.
277
00:12:42,085 --> 00:12:45,119
You're not gonna try to sell
me a set of knives, are you?
278
00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:48,056
No. It's a joke.
279
00:12:49,025 --> 00:12:50,658
'Cause of the suit.
280
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,594
Okay.
281
00:12:52,596 --> 00:12:55,174
I need money for my Harvard application,
282
00:12:55,177 --> 00:12:57,989
and was wondering if there
are any jobs I could do.
283
00:12:57,992 --> 00:13:00,868
Hmm. My yard could use a little weeding.
284
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,237
I'm not terribly fond of outdoor work.
285
00:13:03,239 --> 00:13:06,574
Plus, that garden gnome terrifies me.
286
00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:09,068
Ernesto has that effect on people.
287
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:10,812
How much does the job pay?
288
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,680
Well, let me think. How
about a dollar an hour?
289
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:15,349
- How about five dollars an hour?
- How about 50 cents an hour?
290
00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,778
Wait a minute. What just happened?
291
00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:20,182
- I'll tell you what. I'll give you a dollar.
- Thank you.
292
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,741
Hey. Hey.
293
00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:29,663
You know how you think I
can't do anything for myself?
294
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:32,367
I do think that, yes.
295
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,502
Well, I have something
I'd like to show you.
296
00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:36,671
You did some chores?
297
00:13:36,673 --> 00:13:38,206
Come see for yourself.
298
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:41,325
I don't know if I'm ready
for another heart attack,
299
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:42,841
but here we go.
300
00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:47,982
Feast your eyes.
301
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,323
You did all this?
302
00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:56,758
I did.
303
00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,128
You shoved everything in
the closet, didn't you?
304
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,786
Take a look.
305
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:14,474
I am impressed.
306
00:14:14,477 --> 00:14:15,777
You should be.
307
00:14:15,779 --> 00:14:17,845
There may be hope for you yet.
308
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:29,023
I thought that showed ingenuity.
309
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:32,593
Okay, here you go.
310
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:37,267
I got you a shovel and
a bucket and some gloves.
311
00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:40,201
Did you check the gloves for spiders?
312
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:43,304
Is this my first day as Meemaw?
313
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:46,140
It's not?
314
00:14:46,142 --> 00:14:48,710
No. It's duck-hunting season.
315
00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:52,447
That, sir, is an
in-mitigated fabrication!
316
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:55,598
It's wabbit season! Duck season.
317
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,518
Not again.
318
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,020
What's wrong, baby?
319
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,489
I'm trying to hear about
duck season and wabbit season,
320
00:15:01,491 --> 00:15:04,092
but they keep talking
about this stupid tornado.
321
00:15:04,094 --> 00:15:08,596
The National Weather Service
has issued a tornado watch
322
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:11,632
for the following counties: Angelina...
323
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:17,739
Hey, Shelly, how's it going over there?
324
00:15:17,741 --> 00:15:19,907
I hate everything about this.
325
00:15:21,177 --> 00:15:22,777
You need to come home with me.
326
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,178
No. I'm working.
327
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,520
There is a tornado watch. Let's go!
328
00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:28,982
Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch
329
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:31,345
every day for two months,
nothing ever happens.
330
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,853
I think you're just worried
331
00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:35,947
I'm earning the money to send
in my college application.
332
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:38,817
I am worried it is not
safe out here. Let's go!
333
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,895
I can worry about my
own safety, thank you.
334
00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:42,598
I don't care if you
think you're an adult.
335
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,609
I'm your mother, and
you will do as I say.
336
00:15:45,969 --> 00:15:47,835
Well, that ain't good.
337
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:50,071
You believe me now?
338
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,572
Mom?
339
00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:08,074
- I'm scared!
- It's gonna be okay.
340
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:09,078
Georgie!
341
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,647
- Help me get this in front of the window.
- On it.
342
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:16,085
- Is this my bed?
- Yeah.
343
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:17,999
Aw, it took me an hour to make it.
344
00:16:19,657 --> 00:16:22,358
You okay, Moonpie?
345
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,968
I'm all right.
346
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,527
- I'm not. This is scary.
- We're gonna be fine.
347
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,631
This'll blow through in a few minutes.
348
00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:34,858
I need to pee.
349
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,405
Can you hold it, baby?
350
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,561
We'll find out.
351
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,770
I'm not all right anymore!
352
00:16:44,362 --> 00:16:46,681
Flashlights, guys!
353
00:16:46,684 --> 00:16:48,784
What if it hits us and we all die?
354
00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:51,897
It's not gonna hit us! I might hit you.
355
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,624
But first, I'm gonna hold you.
356
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,968
In the name of Jesus, I
place a hedge of protection
357
00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:02,905
around this house and my family.
358
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:06,335
I command this storm
to skip over our home
359
00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:07,638
in Jesus' name.
360
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:08,706
I wish peace
361
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,709
to every single person in this room
362
00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:13,608
and declare that not
one of us will get hurt
363
00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:16,412
in this storm, in Jesus' name!
364
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:19,715
Pray harder!
365
00:17:19,717 --> 00:17:20,883
Okay.
366
00:17:31,662 --> 00:17:35,460
The good news was most of
our neighborhood was spared.
367
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:36,624
Oh.
368
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,645
The bad news: my mother thought
369
00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:40,802
she had something to do with it.
370
00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:42,488
Looks like your house is okay.
371
00:17:42,491 --> 00:17:45,307
You were just worried I might
have to come live with you.
372
00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:47,943
Oh, I think the word you're
looking for is "terrified."
373
00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:50,613
Hmm. Better go check on it.
374
00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:51,819
I'll come with you.
375
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,389
Be careful.
376
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:57,882
Mom?
377
00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:59,245
Yeah, baby?
378
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:13,390
You would not believe
the pee I just took.
379
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:35,323
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