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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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What...the fuck?
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Oh, this day has
really taken a turn.
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Whether it was the two of us
or the three of us,
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this never
should have happened.
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If you walk out that door,
don't call, don't text.
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You are dead to me.
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-You saw your dad?
-What's the idea here?
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I'm walking you
to school.
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Carmen: But you're still
getting divorced Monday
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and driving back
to Seattle?
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I start a business
and ask for some support,
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and suddenly you're
working on a Saturday,
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and you come home after
the girls are fed and in bed?
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So you seriously think
I stayed at work
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late on a Saturday
to piss you off?
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And you haven't even started
community placement.
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We help them with résumés,
job applications,
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that kind of thing.
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What do I do
in the meantime?
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Hang out.
Get to know them.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Dudes, they get
crazy anxious
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when they're sitting across
from a beautiful woman.
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Are you anxious
right now?
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I'm always anxious
around you.
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Jack: Izzy. From the moment
I opened that hotel room door --
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Izzy: Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you about to
propose to me right now?
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What? No.
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Well, congratulations.
You're pregnant.
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You have got to be
fucking kidding me.
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♪♪
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Doctor:
[ Distorted ] Emma?
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Hey, uh, are you okay?
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Did you hear what I said?
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You need to take
a deep breath.
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Okay? You really need to
just...calm yourself.
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It's all good.
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[ Breathing shakily ]
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♪♪
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Kylie:
[ Distorted ] Em.
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Emma.
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[ Normal voice ] Emma!
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Oh, um...
[ Telephone rings in distance ]
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-Hey, you.
-Is everything okay?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah.
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No. Things are, um --
They're good.
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They're -- They're
really, really...super.
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They are, um...
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They're super.
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Okay. Stop nodding.
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Maybe you're coming down
with a little something?
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[ Chuckles ]
That's one way to put it.
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Howdy.
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Howdy.
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Wow.
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So, what was it
last night?
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Why do you always want to know
about my weird dreams?
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I'm the therapist.
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They always
crack me up.
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I decided it meant
you're a genius.
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Well, it does.
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Okay, well,
I was drifting down
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this big, slow river
on a pizza-shaped floatie,
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and I passed Jack
sitting on the riverbed
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with his feet in the water,
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and there was
a real-life tiger
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just calming resting
beside him.
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Oh, and the tiger
was wearing my clothes.
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I don't know.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, man, the way
your mind works, Peanut.
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Don't.
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Sorry.
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
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How long are you gonna keep
showing up like this?
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Until you forgive me
or my project ends --
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whichever comes first.
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And then what? You're just
gonna disappear again
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like a drunk ghost
in the night?
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"Drunk ghost
in the night."
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Oh, right.
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I'm funny when
I'm trying to be mean --
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so fucking annoying.
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I'm not gonna ghost
on you.
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What? That's a saying, right?
Kids say that.
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Yes, but you
definitely shouldn't.
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[ Scoffs ]
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♪♪
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[ Knocks at door ]
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Hello?
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[ Knocks ]
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Do you have
an appointment?
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You can just come in.
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[ Breathily ]
I'm very troubled, Doctor.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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Well, um, okay.
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Could you
be more specific --
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maybe using a breathier voice
with crazier eyes,
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like Winona Ryder eyes?
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See it.
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I'm very into the idea
of getting caught.
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Is that bad?
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Am I bad?
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It's chronic exhibitionism,
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level three paraphilia --
s-serious stuff.
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Say that again.
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Level. Three.
Paraphilia.
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You know what I like.
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♪ So touch me ♪
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♪ Touch me ♪
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♪ Touch me ♪
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♪ And touch me again ♪
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♪ Yeah, touch me ♪
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♪ Touch me ♪
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♪ Touch me ♪
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♪ I know you... ♪
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You know, I didn't actually
come here to office-fuck you.
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[ Groans ]
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I know.
I was just saying "Hey."
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I'm on my way
to Directions.
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You know
what they say --
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"Life is what happens
when you're busy
making other plans."
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Please stop quoting
motivational posters.
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It's an occupational
hazard.
[ Laughs ]
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I, um...
this, um...
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Wow.
[ Music stops ]
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Your erection
is very distracting.
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Oh. Imagine how it is
from this end.
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[ Giggles ]
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These are cute.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what would
look really good
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on this tiny finger
right there?
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Jack, stop.
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I know.
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You literally got divorced
a month and a half ago,
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and you know that
I need to focus on, like,
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getting
my life-shit sorted.
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Mm.
How will I know?
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Um, but I have
an idea.
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Okay.
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Why don't I propose to you
when you least expect it?
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Okay, but you're gonna
have to ask Gabe
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for permission first.
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Okay.
We're a highly
traditional family.
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Mm.
[ Inhales sharply ]
Yeah.
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Uh, my insider tip
would be to offer him goats.
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Seems reasonable.
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That should get it done.
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Look, I have to go.
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No.
I know.
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I have to save more
hard-scrabble teens, you see?
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[ Giggles ]
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I'm kidding.
I'm not saving anybody.
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I'm just getting
free manicures.
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Mm.
I love you.
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I love you.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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8 ball, corner pocket.
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God damn it!
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Rematch.
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Uh, no.
It's Sasha's turn.
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I'll humiliate you
again later.
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Hey, don't get too cocky,
White Guilt.
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That's how
all kingpins fall.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have a seat.
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Will you help me?
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Um, ah, racker is just
right under there.
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[ Pool balls clatter ]
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You want to break?
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[ Scoffs ] No.
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You sure?
Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Will you
pass me that?
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Thank you.
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How'd you
get so good?
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Uh, well,
when I was a kid,
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my dad used to leave me
at a bar while he did --
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I don't know -- God knows what
in the back.
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The bartender
felt sorry for me,
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so she taught me
how to play.
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By the time I was 12,
I could beat her.
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Huh.
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Yeah,
boo-hoo, right?
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The upside is I made
all my college beer money
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sharking arrogant frat boys,
so that was good.
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My dad...
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Heaven for him
would be Willy Wonka's factory
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but filled with
all the drugs.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Mom?
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Dead. Yours?
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Vodka and pills --
mostly pills.
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Blows.
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Hmm, pretty sure dead mom
is worse.
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Oh, yeah -- dead mom
wins every time.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Pool balls clatter ]
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I'm getting this sinking feeling
it's gonna be
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another five years before
she's ready to have a kid.
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[ Grunts ]
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What'd you expect?
I mean, she's 27.
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Yeah, which j-just --
just happens to be
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the national average,
by the way.
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For women
getting PhDs?
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Fair, but she was super into it
before Emma left.
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All caught up
in the crazy.
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[ Ball smacks ]
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Do you think...
there's anything like
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those therapeutic
pet cafés
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except with babies
instead of cats and dogs?
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[ Ball bounces ]
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I know,
it's weird.
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I'm like that
super-weird baby dude.
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Until you
impregnate someone,
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you can just keep bribing
your preternaturally wise nephew
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to do this father/son shit
with you.
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Fine, but I'm gonna have to
start giving you some advice.
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Go ahead.
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You need some --
some insider tips
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on scoring a girlfriend?
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[ Scoffs ]
I've got three of those.
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Fuck.
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♪♪
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Babe.
Yep?
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We got to go soon,
so you're gonna have to
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wrap up the standing coma.
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Oh, yeah, cool.
A-Absolutely.
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Seriously, are you sick
for real?
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Uh, I think, maybe.
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You know, I haven't been
sleeping well lately,
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and my -- my left ear
is clogged,
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which is
very disorienting.
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I also think
I'm coming down
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off the Halloran Building,
you know,
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a little "Ahh!"
followed by some "Uhh."
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That's a lot of stuff.
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It really is.
247
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,123
But it's rally time.
248
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,092
Jett and Kim
are one of Seattle's
249
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,361
top five lesbian
power couples,
250
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,864
and if they like us,
we get matching broaches
251
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,566
based on Georgia O'Keeffe's
"Black Iris."
252
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,902
So cool.
Like a pride thing?
253
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,371
No, babe,
I'm just kidding.
254
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,273
We're not really getting
matching vagina broaches.
255
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,509
Yeah, I knew that.
256
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,946
Maybe you should
go get dressed.
257
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,081
Yeah.
258
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,552
[ Groaning ] I'll just
clean this up.
259
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,953
Let me by.
260
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,121
I'll just take care
of everything here.
261
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,389
That's great.
262
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,690
[ Normal voice ]
Leave this out here --
263
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,826
Your banana
on the coffee table?
264
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,264
Gabriel?
265
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,465
Hmm?
266
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,600
Did you feed this
to Callie?
267
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,035
Uh, yeah.
I think so.
268
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,337
This is Lily's food.
This is for an infant.
269
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,006
She didn't seem to mind.
270
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,875
Callie's a toddler.
She gets solid food.
271
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,777
We left Dino Nuggets for her
in the fridge.
272
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:18,978
She loves Dino Nuggets.
273
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,547
Didn't strike me
as nutritious.
274
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,649
I-I made a judgment call.
275
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,017
Also, I ate them.
276
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,185
Unbelievable.
277
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,820
I promised her
Dino Nuggets,
278
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,757
and you fed her this whipped --
whatever the hell this is.
279
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,824
She must have been
devastated.
280
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,493
Dave.
281
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,328
Yes?
282
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,430
Come here. Sit down.
You need to see this.
283
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,865
What, the "Fluppies"?
284
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,466
I've seen, like,
a thousand hours of this shit.
285
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,302
It's basically
a hypnotic babysitter.
286
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,672
Dude,
they're so beautiful.
287
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,307
The one that's cooing
is empathy,
288
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,675
the orange one is joy,
289
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,110
and the red one
is unconditional love.
290
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,479
They all live together
in Fluppville,
291
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,715
which is the human soul.
292
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,216
With every adventure,
293
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,553
they're just figuring it
all out together, you know?
294
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,821
And the maps they get
295
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,823
from the Dalmatian-professor
thing --
296
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,659
I mean, that's --
that's the journey of life.
297
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,161
[ Door opens in distance ]
298
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,330
Maybe it's their Bible.
I'm not really sure yet.
299
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,231
[ Door closes ]
300
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,001
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
301
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,502
Extremely.
302
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,005
Later.
303
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:22,709
Thank you, Gabriel.
304
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,210
You want to know
what young Socrates did?
305
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,213
He fed Lily's food to Callie
and ate the Dino Nuggets
306
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,182
because he's so stoned
he thinks the "Fluppies"
307
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,516
have some deeper meaning.
308
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,418
Oh, yeah,
the, uh, human-soul thing.
309
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,254
Yeah, everybody
knows that.
310
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,322
Well, shit.
311
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,891
I mean,
he was clearly high.
312
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,094
Oh, my God.
Did you call the police?
313
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,562
Oh, you're
making fun of me?
314
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,197
Really, really
funny stuff.
[ Laughs ]
315
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,898
He also left a mess, by the way,
which I'm cleaning up.
316
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,600
He's a teenager
we employ for two hours
317
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,835
while I'm right next door.
318
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,103
Lower the bar a little --
Nobody died.
319
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,771
That's your bar now?
Super.
320
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,006
Hey, why don't we just
let the kids
321
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,374
hang out
by themselves, huh,
322
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,376
put out some knives
and aerosol cans,
323
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,644
see what happens?
324
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,547
David.
325
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,282
I don't think that tone
is necessary.
326
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,784
I appreciate you
coming home early,
327
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,452
but it's not enough.
328
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,987
If you have a problem
with Gabriel
329
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,455
and you're dead-set
against daycare,
330
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,057
then let's start
interviewing nannies,
331
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,393
because I need
five hours a day.
332
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,894
[ Moans ]
333
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,664
Stop rubbing your face
like a crazy person
334
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,132
and use your words.
335
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,833
Three years old,
right?
336
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,769
We agreed that
before we started talking
337
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,103
about nannies
and daycare,
338
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,905
the girls would be
three years old.
339
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,473
And it's not the U.S.
fucking Constitution.
340
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,509
This is a discussion we had
a million years ago.
341
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,110
You know what
this is?
342
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,780
Every since Hannah
moved in next door,
343
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,648
the only thing I can say
that doesn't piss you off
344
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,650
is "Yes, honey."
345
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,118
And it's bullshit.
346
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:43,956
[ TV plays indistinctly ]
347
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:47,727
Me, wine, bathtub --
You know the drill.
348
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:55,101
♪♪
349
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,303
Fucking Fluppies.
350
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,305
[ Insects chirping ]
351
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,607
Kim: Jett did
the sweetest thing.
352
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,009
She saw this man --
353
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,777
quite dirty with
this long, tangled beard...
354
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,079
Oh. [ Laughs ]
355
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,146
...walking along
this rocky road,
356
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,347
and you know
what she did?
357
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,682
She gave that man
358
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,218
her favorite
Isabel Marant sandals.
359
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,086
[ Gasps ]
360
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,854
How amazing.
361
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,223
It's, uh, breathtaking,
apparently.
362
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,825
[ Quietly ] Really?
363
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,694
Building a bridge, one act
of kindness at time,
364
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,130
never asking
for recognition or --
365
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,398
I got a gorgeous photo.
366
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,233
It's being framed
as we speak.
367
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,801
Kim has such an eye.
368
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,803
We only had
to reenact once.
369
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,839
You can see it on our Instagram
and Facebook pages.
370
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,041
And in the July issue
of "Curve" magazine.
371
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,576
[ Normal voice ]
That's so selfless.
372
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,311
It's really...touching.
373
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,582
But that's not why
we invited you.
374
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,083
We're adopting a baby.
375
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,918
Yay!
376
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,520
Wait, I thought
we all knew that.
377
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,522
Kylie said that's why
you went to Venezuela.
378
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,991
But it's official now!
379
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,960
[ Squealing, laughter ]
380
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,027
Ah!
381
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,230
Oh, sit --
not necessary.
382
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,333
[ Clears throat ]
383
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,368
[ Exhales sharply ]
384
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,504
[ Clears throat ]
385
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,806
Oh, no. I'm --
I'm -- I'm okay. Thank you.
386
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,641
You don't like
the 2011 Bordeaux?
387
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,143
We practically
stole it.
388
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,780
$350 for a Wine Spectator
Top 25 --
389
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,882
Don't tell anyone.
We could get arrested.
390
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,483
Oh, well,
head for the border.
391
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,352
I'm terrible
at keeping secrets.
392
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,257
So, when's your bundle of joy
gonna show up?
393
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,458
[ Coughs ]
394
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,126
Do you plan to adopt
or inseminate?
395
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,461
I think you
should adopt.
396
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,463
There's so many children
in this world --
397
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,532
Neither of us
wants any children
398
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:36,135
of any shape, size,
or color.
399
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,405
Is she gonna be okay?
400
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,808
She walked into a wall
right before we came here,
401
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,609
and I'm begging to think
she's concussed...
402
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,378
Excuse me.
...so we should probably
just get her out of here
403
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,815
and to a hospital,
like, right away.
404
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,916
Come on.
Let's go, babe.
405
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,585
Thank you for having me.
406
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,725
♪ Pinch me ♪
407
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,929
♪ And wake me
from this slumber ♪
408
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:10,503
[ TV plays indistinctly ]
409
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,339
[ Sighs ]
410
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,842
[ Laughs ]
411
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,543
What's --?
412
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,478
Is something
the matter?
413
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,680
Yeah.
414
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,115
My stalker dad
showed up again.
415
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,785
There's this persistent
little voice in my head
416
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,787
saying that he's
up to something.
417
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,488
Hmm.
418
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,990
You think
your estranged father
419
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,826
came to town to pull off
a long con,
420
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,828
steal your
dozens of dollars?
421
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,996
Shut up.
422
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,334
Ow! [ Scoffs ]
423
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,169
I got an idea.
Why don't we take him to dinner?
424
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,939
[ Scoffs ]
Oh, yeah.
425
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:51,043
Aww, my boyfriend
meeting my dad.
426
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,446
I mean, if he hadn't been
an adulterous drunk
427
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,814
who abandoned me
428
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,382
and you and I hadn't met
while I was escorting
429
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,551
and then started pulling
threesomes with your wife,
430
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:02,121
then that would be
so fucking [laughs] adorable.
431
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:07,760
[ Snorts ]
432
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,061
Wait. You're serious?
433
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,063
I am serious.
434
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,933
Want to meet my dad?
435
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,335
We both know you were born
without an intuition gland,
436
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:21,107
so I can smoke him out,
see if he's on the up and up.
437
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,074
What?
438
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,076
And if not...boom.
439
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,545
I'll take him out.
[ Laughs ]
440
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,217
[ Bottle clatters ]
441
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:37,857
You're very cute
when you're trying
to take care of me.
442
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:45,865
♪♪
443
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:49,335
Jack Trakarsky?
444
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:53,539
Yes?
445
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,042
[ Inhales softly ]
446
00:17:56,042 --> 00:18:01,013
♪♪
447
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,082
My phone.
448
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,653
It's right there.
Mm-hmm.
449
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,121
Yep.
What?
450
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,890
Oh, it's Nina problems.
451
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,227
I-I didn't even hear it.
452
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,797
Yeah, well,
you know what they say.
453
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,400
Ears -- first to go.
454
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,235
Mwah! Bye.
455
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,603
I thought it was
the knees.
456
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,772
Those, too.
457
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:27,907
♪♪
458
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,775
I almost proposed
to Jack.
459
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,610
That's awesome!
460
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,979
Nina?
461
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,281
Nina: Hmm?
462
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,984
Why is Shaun making dinner
in your kitchen?
463
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,586
Oh, wait, wait --
Are you two doing it?
464
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,488
Please.
He's basically my slave.
465
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,923
Huh?
466
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:48,995
Okay, well, then,
I'm gonna go, so...
467
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,296
Can you just
add everything
468
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,331
and let it simmer
for 15 minutes?
469
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,567
Unfortunately,
I can't paint your bedroom
470
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,568
on Saturday anymore.
471
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,769
Uhh.
472
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,104
[ Groans ]
473
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:02,508
[ Inhales sharply ]
474
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,878
Okay, whatever that is,
it's not healthy.
475
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,381
Yeah, that would worry me
476
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,982
coming from
just about anybody else.
477
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,318
Uh, back to
my almost proposal.
478
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,919
Okay.
479
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,755
Let's really drill into that
while you massage my feet.
480
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,790
In what world do people
massage your feet all the time?
481
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,326
Mm, I haven't named it yet,
but I'm the queen,
482
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,562
I never get hangovers,
and I can eat whatever I want.
483
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,331
Spill it --
So, how did you go
484
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,566
from "Slow the fuck down"
to almost proposing?
485
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:31,203
Okay, I love him,
he wants to meet my dad,
486
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,371
there was pizza.
487
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,073
Oh, yeah, heady blend.
488
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,009
Dude, the words
were in my mouth.
489
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,980
Five more seconds, I would have
a ring on my finger.
490
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,415
What ring?
There's -- There's a ring?
491
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,717
Yeah, well,
I-I'm not sure,
492
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,685
but I-I think he hid
my engagement ring
493
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,320
in his underwear drawer.
494
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,989
[ Chuckling ]
You haven't looked?
495
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,724
No. No, no,
no, no, no.
496
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,392
Ooh, interesting.
497
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,127
And why do you
think that is?
498
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,064
Um...
499
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,399
Well, it's obvious.
500
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,035
I'm -- I'm terrified
that it's really there,
501
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,970
and I'm equally terrified
that it's not.
502
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:09,842
Mm!
Mm-hmm. Hmm.
503
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,911
Okay, so what happened
after you almost proposed?
504
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,312
Well, that's the thing.
505
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,314
I--I-I faked
a Nina emergency,
506
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,817
and I, like,
ran the fuck out of there.
507
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,919
Okay, so you parent-trapped him
with his wife,
508
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,887
pulled the nostalgic threesome
with her,
509
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,557
you shot down
his proposal to you,
510
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,825
almost proposed to him,
511
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,660
and then you randomly
sprinted out.
512
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,195
No, there's no point.
What is your point?
513
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,229
It just makes me feel
way better
514
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,730
about my own mental health.
515
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,666
Like, I feel really good
about myself right now.
516
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,469
You're the worst.
517
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,070
[ Groans ]
518
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,406
♪♪
519
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:48,380
♪ Got my own way ♪
520
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,049
Emma: Oh, no more.
521
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,684
Please, God, no more.
522
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,818
[ Toilet flushes ]
523
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,522
Oh, this is
so fucked up.
524
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,523
Hi.
525
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,194
Um...
526
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,462
Take your time.
527
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,797
What?
528
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,066
Watching you whip up
some five-star bullshit
529
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,401
is often more enjoyable
than the bullshit itself.
530
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,972
Do Super Lesbians
cook with scallops or nuts?
531
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,607
Or chicken?
532
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,710
If it's undercooked, I also have
issues with chicken.
533
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,578
Perhaps it was
the foam.
534
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,816
You're pregnant.
535
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:27,319
I am that, yes,
536
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:31,624
for which I am
very, very sorry.
537
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:39,198
Will you say something?
538
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,766
Please. Anything.
539
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,476
[ Siren wails in distance ]
540
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,978
Emma: What? No.
It's my fault.
541
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,880
Before you left,
I should've explained to you
542
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,382
that there is
no version of closure
543
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:59,385
that requires
a man's penis.
544
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,586
Well, I --
Stop.
545
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:01,787
I swear to God,
if you say
546
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,189
that there is
a version of closure
547
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,124
where you confirm
your homosexuality
548
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,861
by having unsatisfactory
intercourse with your husband,
549
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,963
I swear I will...snap.
550
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,598
Do you hear me?
551
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,800
Yeah.
552
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,102
I hear you.
553
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,004
What was I thinking?
554
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,439
God, I know better.
555
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,875
I fucking know better --
goddamn tourist lesbian.
556
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,210
No.
557
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,447
No, I was
a tourist lesbian, but now...
558
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:31,650
now I am
a permanent resident.
559
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:35,688
Ky, I'm sorry.
560
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,990
It was a massive mistake,
561
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,292
and now the universe
is seriously fucking with me,
562
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,193
which...
[ Laughs ]
563
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,596
...which I deserve.
564
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,932
Did you have unprotected sex
with a man, Emma?
565
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:48,801
Yeah?
566
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,537
Then leave the fucking universe
out of it.
567
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,006
God damn it, Kylie,
if it wasn't a mistake,
568
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,008
I would still be in Portland
and not here with you
569
00:22:56,008 --> 00:23:00,779
begging for
your forgiveness.
570
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,950
If you still want this,
I still want this.
571
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:14,827
♪♪
572
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:18,063
I-I'm gonna...
573
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,833
I'm gonna advance slowly.
574
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,035
I can get some assurance
you're not gonna punch me,
575
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:26,739
because I'm a bleeder.
576
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:31,243
Love favors the bold.
577
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,012
It's a lazy
and shitty excuse,
578
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,248
but I honestly have no idea
how it happened.
579
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,285
And as soon as it did,
we -- we both realized
580
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,854
Mistake?
it was a massive --
581
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,657
Yeah.
582
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,425
Absolutely.
583
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:51,930
♪♪
584
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:57,436
♪♪
585
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:01,273
Meaning this is still not
something you want?
586
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,109
It's not something
that we want?
587
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:10,983
♪♪
588
00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:13,285
I'll go with you.
589
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:20,092
[ Birds chirping ]
590
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:27,333
♪♪
591
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,967
[ Groans ]
592
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,302
What?
593
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,271
Sorry.
Go back to sleep.
594
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,639
[ Moans ]
595
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,941
I got to pee,
and your face was there
596
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,944
looking all soft and pretty,
so I couldn't resist.
597
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:42,014
Come here.
598
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:43,916
Don't put the words
"pee" and "your face"
599
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:47,619
that close together
in a sentence again.
600
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,455
Noted.
601
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,623
Hey, Jack...
602
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:57,896
[ Exhales sharply ]
603
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,466
Uh, if you would've told me
two months ago
604
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,067
that I would
be saying this,
605
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:05,437
I would've laughed
in your face, but...
606
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,808
I do want you
to meet my father.
607
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,877
Yeah?
608
00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:14,880
He's been walking me to school
for over a month,
609
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,085
and he's always on time
and he always brings me coffee.
610
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,321
He asks about you.
611
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,555
He thinks
I'm hiding something,
612
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,658
like maybe you're
a Cocker Spaniel
613
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:32,030
or super old
or a super-old Cocker Spaniel,
614
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,499
or a --
615
00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:35,567
Mm.
616
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:39,338
Meetin' your dad --
sweet.
617
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,973
Yeah.
618
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,307
It's often
a precursor to --
619
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,810
Don't.
620
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,045
Go pee.
621
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,051
[ Door opens, closes ]
622
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:03,362
[ Toilet flushes ]
623
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,864
[ Door opens ]
624
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:09,435
[ Door closes ]
625
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,570
Oh, you're back?
626
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,771
Come here.
627
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:16,608
I'm keeping
your side warm.
628
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,644
I missed you so much.
629
00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,712
While I was peeing?
Yeah.
630
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:26,051
♪♪
631
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,454
[ Indistinct chatter ]
632
00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:38,263
♪♪
633
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:48,106
♪♪
634
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:51,944
You have
a right to know.
635
00:26:56,248 --> 00:27:03,922
♪♪
636
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:11,697
♪♪
637
00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:19,438
♪♪
638
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:27,179
♪♪
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