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For legends in spanish: Javier AC - Thanks to @ vgfilducci Nehrox1337 for the correction.
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http://facebook.com/VideoGameHighSchool
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Last charger!That we move!
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The stable output locked!They are counting!
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Where is BrianD!?
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ow about the long way home, Briand?
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Do you sweaty enough for you? - Can this wait, K-Pop?
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Afternoon I get a game of CLA
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In this FPS from Think Geek That goes a Lei following the service!
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Come on, do you want?
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Like any strategy ... real time
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Resources.
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Our guest stable decorated BY PwnZwn As "lover Player of the Year" ...
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and PetiteElite As "Adolescent player handles most of the Decade".
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It is also captain of the team FPS Games School of ...
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and sorry, girls. This caught.
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Hang your uma males, because here comes Lei!
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Here this!
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Law ¿ready for this? (Pun with Law and You)
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So, uh ...
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Who wants to see a demonstration of Trickshot?
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Oh, I love you!
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She wants.
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It took three weeks to get all that!
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And I three seconds.
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I guess it's called, uh ...
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Strategy.
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GG Briand. See you tomorrow. GG - Good Game.
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Yes!
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See you tomorrow ...
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Forever!
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Hi, Mom, the school went well! I love you, goodbye!
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I can touch them? - Sure, you can play both!
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Sorry I'm late.
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I'm glad you could join, captain!
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Come on! Follow me!
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Have you seen that?
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What folly! Guys, I ...
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Thank you!
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Well, you told me on the racks this is what is called a "pubstomp"?
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What else happened on the racks, Bella?
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Anyway, girls ...
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"Pubstomping" is when a pro like me ...
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enters a random server and gets the, uh ...
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I hear you out there!
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Long arm of Law! Long arm of Law! (Law = Law)
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I love these people.
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Left Flank ... Laser ¿Occam to three?
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As in the Milwaukee Invitational.
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Come on!
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Prepare to take the point ...
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Brian! Take the cat for a walk!
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First, I will take the cat!
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We are as always!
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Cheeto ...
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Cheeto!
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Cheeto ... Chee-to! Cheeto .... Cheeto ...
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What are you doing, guys?
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-AFK. - Cheeeee-to!
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Here! Kitty, kitty ... - For god. Guys ...
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We need a new captain.
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Yes .. We seem to have found a server ...
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Why we have retrofitted?
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LAW HAS COME TO THE GAME.
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Well, guys ...
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I have him.
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I have you, oh, God.
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Too much power. As always, too much power!
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Run!
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Chee-to ...
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Come here, Cheeto!
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Cheeto!
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Amazing, right?
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I still feel that rush.
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Oh, my God ... Once I ended up with a whole family with that movement.
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Cheeto!
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Cheeto ...
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Cheeto ... good kitty ...
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Cheeto ... Ah! Ow!
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Cat stupid!
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Go! It seems that this guy is AFK!
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Away from the keyboard.
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Let's see if we can have fun along with him.
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Yes ..
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Mom! Where is the iodine?
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Whatever it is, boy.
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It ...
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That has been around!
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Burning ...
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Burn!
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Well, what do you call this movement?
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You know what? That's not really a movement ...
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I ... I ... I ...
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killed.
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You know, is a pubstomp, anything can happen ...
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Who was that guy? Right?
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Who was that guy?
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So, uh ...
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Well, I guess, uh ...
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Court for ads or something?
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- Law has killed, has killed Law. - Briand, are the King!
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And still unaccounted for president right now ...
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The nation expects ...
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Hold on to your joysticks, zoners!
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We bring you an alert PwnZwn urgent!
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ShotBot ? What do you have?
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VGHS star, The Law has been humiliated ...
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live on national television
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by a nameless noob ...
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In a pubstomp has gone wrong!
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Does my computer?
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Death of the century! Attentive to repeat!
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Our sources tell us that a player not rated, Briand
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has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive ...
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Video Game High School, a school where students are ...
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to make millions with the pros.
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Yes, that's true, we were with Brian when the call for VGHS!
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Do you want, Briand! - Yes! Brian!
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Give me a break!
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What makes you think that lucky brat who has what it takes?
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What makes you think that lucky brat who has what it takes? - Ron ...
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Ron!
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I totally agree, Ron!
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VGHS school is professional players in the country!
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VGHS school is most important professional player in the country! - Guys, guys, guys ...
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Can we agree for a second?
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Can we agree for a second? - Your agreement has been recorded!
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Boys, boys, boys! Please!
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Just ... look at his video acceptance, right?
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It will study physics.
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Will study the physics engine.
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It will study fine arts.
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Will study the arts of war!
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Learn biology ...
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bathing in the blood of your enemies!
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Does that sound OK?
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Well, bievenido to VGHS.
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You have been accepted.
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This is really happening ...
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Everyone says they do not get, but ...
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I have to try, I mean ...
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I dreamed of playing for a team since he was "PEGI +3".
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I hope you understand.
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Cheeto typical.
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I will miss this tug of war.
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Take care of mom, okay?
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Brian?
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We will prepare. The reporters are here.
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I love you, Mom.
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I put more food in the bowl.
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Where are you?
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I'm going to VGHS.
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- Brian! Brian!
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- Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian
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English Subtitles By: Kip Calendine
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Am I getting through to you, Brian D.?
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Huh? Oh. Uh...
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Yes sir. Straight through.
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I swear, every year it's the same damn cutscene.
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Some media darling with a five-second kill reel
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breezes into school on a golden ticket.
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Buckle up, kid. Cuz this ticket puts you on a plane straight to hell.
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And the in-flight movie?
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Super hell.
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Understood, sir. I know it will be rough here, but...
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I did get some practice at the Milwaukee Invitational, so...
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Oh, really?
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Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee?
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You're the lowest-ranked player in the school!
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Well I should probably go get some practice then...
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And as for you, Ki Swan. I don't care what game your parents developed.
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What the frag are you doing?
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Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure
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I thought I'd make a game about you.
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Haha, awesome!
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What are my moves?
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Calhoun always wins.
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Acceptable.
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Now scram, you scrubs.
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Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy?
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Cool your jets, Miss Swan! I was just getting to that.
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Your orientation guide is...
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Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points. JV FPS captain.
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You must be pretty nervous.
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Of course I'm nervous. Did you see her 1080 no-scope NattyICE?
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Hahaha, not even close, son!
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Who's next?
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But don't worry. I've got a secret weapon.
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Hey, Jenny.
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Nice moves. I'm Brian D.
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Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh.
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You saw that?
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I mean-- yes. I am.
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ColdTurkey, get Brian D. here a drink.
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What? No! I--
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Who's Brian D., the kid with the lame hat?
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Lame hat? Only cool hats for this noggin.
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I guess that's cool...
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Hey, check out the cool kid with the cool hat!
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Hey, sweet hat, frosh!
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The name's Games...
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Games Dean.
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So cool.
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Brian, your secret weapon seems to have misfired.
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Hey! Come on, we doin' this or what, D.?
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Oh! No, I'm not here to fight. You're our welcome buddy.
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What? She's supposed to show us around and... stuff.
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Alright, sorry guys. Duty calls.
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Let's go.
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And this concludes your tour of VGHS.
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You took us in a straight line and said nothing.
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Hey, Jenny doesn't have time to show us noobs around.
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She's got the whole JV team to worry about.
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Speaking of which...
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Give me five reasons I should put you on my team.
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That was pretty transparent, wasn't it...?
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Yeah, a bit.
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Reason number one, I'm honest to a fault!
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You probably shouldn't list one of your faults as a reason.
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It's okay, Ki, she's gone.
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Wait, that's not okay, I don't know where my room is!
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Seriously, guys, fun's over, right?
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What's wrong, baby Wong?
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Thought you rockstars knew how to party.
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Yeah, totally, Annihilist! Totally, yeah!
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Okay, you guys got me.
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Oh, hey! Ted Wong.
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Ki Swan. 1360 points. Fighter.
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Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki--
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Hey, leave him alone.
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What're you gonna do about it?
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Stop us?
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Nope. You're not.
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Brian, maybe we should get the R.A.
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Did your girlfriend just get here?
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This loser is the R.A.
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Are you really his girlfriend? Because--
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Nice.
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What do we got here?
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Hey, give that back!
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What's this?
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I don't know. Something stupid.
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Chiba?
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Hanzo? Where'd you get this, the poor store?
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Where'd you get your manners? The... rude store?
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Oh my goodness!
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Aw, sweet burn dude!
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Nobody... insults my manners.
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Well nobody makes fun of my gear.
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And no one insults my new best friend.
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This sounds like a challenge.
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Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway.
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Rumble in the Rumpus Room!
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Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you a match-up of epic proportions.
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In the cool corner we got, Brian D.!
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And in the other corner we have some loser that was hardcore guffin' me.
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Alright, y'all know the rules! Single life, no respawns.
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Player one, are you ready?
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Let's do it!
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New best friend, are you ready?
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Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook.
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I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90.
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Any chance you could paraphrase?
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Oh okay, um.
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Read rules. Important.
266
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That's not what I meant, Ki!
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Alright, let's get it on!!
268
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You can't hide from me! You're like a minnow, and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha.
269
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Great timing, Chiba.
270
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Yes! Yes! Ha ha!
271
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Who's working at the poor store now?
272
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Wait, what just happened?
273
00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:08,433
Oh, Brian. Paragraph 90, Section 3.
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Should a student's rank fall below zero, then they are automatically, ruthlessly and instantly--
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Expelled.
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Annihilist, dude, I didn't know...
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Four more reasons, Brian.
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Welcome to VGHS.
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Jenny, wait! Where's my room?!
280
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On the plus side, dude...
281
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:39,536
That guy was supposed to be your roommate.
282
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:43,041
Dude, I just got a kid expelled. How is that a plus side?
283
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YEAH!! Best roommate friends forever!!
284
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I'm okay.
285
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The one-shot wonder.
286
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,136
We meet at last.
287
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:35,217
Hey! Uh, the, uh... the Law...
288
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,792
It's just Law around here, Brian.
289
00:20:40,611 --> 00:20:42,713
I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh...
290
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,083
Are you okay? What're doing here?
291
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Just gettin some air...
292
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:53,707
You were gonna throw your gear out, weren't you.
293
00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:55,600
I dunno.
294
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,700
VGHS is a little bit different than I thought.
295
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,000
Chiba and Hanzo just kinda feel out of place.
296
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:02,525
Brian...
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00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:08,026
Look, who are we talkin about here. Your gear? Or you.
298
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I know, right? Stupid.
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Listen.
300
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,758
Oh. Old school. Nice.
301
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:25,513
Let me tell you something I've always kind of told myself.
302
00:21:25,238 --> 00:21:27,962
Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but...
303
00:21:28,061 --> 00:21:32,618
You can't be the best, unless you be yourself.
304
00:21:33,011 --> 00:21:34,132
Okay?
305
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Never... never forget that.
306
00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:39,260
Never let anyone break you.
307
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:42,029
Do you really mean that?
308
00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,680
More than anything in the world.
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Chiba!!
310
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:51,178
Too bad you're in my world now, Brian.
311
00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:53,649
Don't you get it, Brian!?
312
00:21:53,372 --> 00:21:55,595
I am VGHS!
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Welcome... to me!
314
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:34,060
English subtitles by: Freddie Wong
315
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,147
How are you lost? You're the RA!
316
00:22:11,147 --> 00:22:12,622
Hey, you're the one who overslept.
317
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,984
Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deck
318
00:22:14,984 --> 00:22:17,173
if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix.
319
00:22:17,173 --> 00:22:18,650
Hey, Brian.
320
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,966
Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night -
321
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,570
Very impressive.
322
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,886
How would you like a spot on JV?
323
00:22:25,687 --> 00:22:27,198
Are you serious?
324
00:22:27,198 --> 00:22:29,212
Double-stuf serious.
325
00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:31,813
JV could use a boost in the cute department.
326
00:22:32,107 --> 00:22:33,617
Welcome to the team...
327
00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:34,708
...and welcome
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TO ME!
329
00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:47,296
Is anyone else hearing this?
330
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,005
Nope.
331
00:22:56,228 --> 00:22:57,400
Cheeto...?
332
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,905
Killing spree
333
00:23:03,419 --> 00:23:04,838
Mornin' roomie!
334
00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:09,227
Pizza brunch?
335
00:23:16,711 --> 00:23:18,925
What is with everyone today?
336
00:23:18,925 --> 00:23:19,595
Well...
337
00:23:19,595 --> 00:23:21,351
You killed the number one player at the school...
338
00:23:21,351 --> 00:23:23,733
...you got a guy kicked out on your first day...
339
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:25,696
You're a marked man, Brian.
340
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,452
Just like this pizza!
341
00:23:27,452 --> 00:23:29,125
Everyone wants a piece of you!
342
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,630
I gotta keep my head down...
343
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:32,593
You're right - we could throw you a party.
344
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,098
What? - In your honor.
345
00:23:34,098 --> 00:23:34,725
I didn't say that...
346
00:23:34,725 --> 00:23:35,435
Called Brianpalooza.
347
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:35,811
No!
348
00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:36,815
Hi! Brian!
349
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,946
I had a question about Brianpalooza.
350
00:23:39,114 --> 00:23:40,869
Did you take this while I was sleeping?
351
00:23:40,869 --> 00:23:43,335
I have a very aggressive street team.
352
00:23:43,753 --> 00:23:46,638
I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?
353
00:23:46,806 --> 00:23:48,687
You know - half past rad.
354
00:23:48,687 --> 00:23:49,898
But when is half past rad?
355
00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:52,364
Quarter to score. - Ted, no. Seriously, like...
356
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,330
Every twitcher in the school wants to fight me.
357
00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,418
I'm not gonna throw them a party.
358
00:23:56,418 --> 00:23:58,425
Can we please just...
359
00:24:02,688 --> 00:24:05,698
...hang out by this stairwell?
360
00:24:05,698 --> 00:24:08,625
Look at this view! This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?
361
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:09,503
Wow!
362
00:24:09,503 --> 00:24:11,466
I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.
363
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:13,347
I'll add it to my list that I made
364
00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:14,810
of potential hangout spots.
365
00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:16,023
Really?
366
00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:19,366
Okay. A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?
367
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:21,165
Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadows
368
00:24:21,165 --> 00:24:23,422
and shine like the star that you are!
369
00:24:26,346 --> 00:24:28,603
I'll stick to the shadows, thanks.
370
00:24:32,156 --> 00:24:34,037
I'll see you in class.
371
00:24:36,338 --> 00:24:37,799
What's gaming all about, Brian?
372
00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:39,723
Well, um...
373
00:24:39,723 --> 00:24:41,561
I always thought that... - I'm sure if I looked at
374
00:24:41,561 --> 00:24:43,568
Brian's Big Book of Gaming
375
00:24:43,568 --> 00:24:45,366
It'd tell me that gaming's all about
376
00:24:45,366 --> 00:24:47,162
expelling classmates
377
00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:48,501
Starting fights
378
00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:51,467
Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.
379
00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:54,811
You know what gaming's really about, Brian?
380
00:24:55,856 --> 00:24:57,236
Boom.
381
00:24:57,404 --> 00:24:59,493
It's all about the game.
382
00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:02,922
Gaming's... all about the game, sir?
383
00:25:02,922 --> 00:25:06,057
I knew you wouldn't understand.
384
00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:08,690
You're in the danger zone, kid.
385
00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:11,113
You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but...
386
00:25:11,113 --> 00:25:13,495
If you want to last more than a week at this school...
387
00:25:13,495 --> 00:25:15,920
I suggest you start keeping a low profile.
388
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,217
I-I hear you, sir.
389
00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,636
I was actually just telling my friends:
390
00:25:18,636 --> 00:25:20,728
"Low profile" - that's my game.
391
00:25:20,893 --> 00:25:22,233
Really.
392
00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:31,218
Does that game include a minigame about being fulll of crap!?
393
00:25:31,469 --> 00:25:33,935
Now get out of my office.
394
00:25:33,935 --> 00:25:34,729
Okay.
395
00:25:34,729 --> 00:25:35,941
Hello students
396
00:25:35,941 --> 00:25:39,828
and welcome to FPS 101.
397
00:25:39,828 --> 00:25:42,422
My name is Ace. You can call me Ace.
398
00:25:42,422 --> 00:25:43,883
Sound good? Fantastic.
399
00:25:43,883 --> 00:25:45,388
Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:
400
00:25:45,388 --> 00:25:50,028
"Hey. I got myself into VGHS. What's with all the back to basics baloney?"
401
00:25:50,029 --> 00:25:51,074
Well.
402
00:25:51,074 --> 00:25:54,710
Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like...
403
00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:58,347
You don't know shinola about first person shootin'
404
00:25:58,347 --> 00:26:00,644
Freshman year is about two things, hear me now...
405
00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,149
Fundamentals...
406
00:26:02,149 --> 00:26:05,953
and first impressions. Brian D, I presume?
407
00:26:05,954 --> 00:26:07,459
Sorry I was late, sir.
408
00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:09,674
Well you've already broken Ace's first rule.
409
00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:10,510
Be punctual.
410
00:26:10,510 --> 00:26:12,266
No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."
411
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:15,025
You'd have known that had you been punctual. Have a seat.
412
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:16,695
Brian! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.
413
00:26:16,695 --> 00:26:19,245
Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's name
414
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,210
Rule #1, Brian!
415
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,408
Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.
416
00:26:31,409 --> 00:26:33,624
-The first girl y'all ought to be impressin' - Check out who our TA is...
417
00:26:33,623 --> 00:26:36,342
is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix.
418
00:26:36,342 --> 00:26:37,511
That's right, Ace.
419
00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:40,229
As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshman
420
00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:42,401
to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.
421
00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:45,454
Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but...
422
00:26:45,454 --> 00:26:47,251
It's tradition.
423
00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:49,843
Brian! That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!
424
00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:50,804
I don't know, Ki, I...
425
00:26:50,803 --> 00:26:53,980
The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbin' elbows
426
00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:57,575
with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer.
427
00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,876
Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?
428
00:27:00,877 --> 00:27:03,218
Well there's only one way to find out, Ace...
429
00:27:03,217 --> 00:27:05,098
Let's hit The Pit.
430
00:27:05,434 --> 00:27:07,104
I cannot wait.
431
00:27:07,104 --> 00:27:10,407
People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper.
432
00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:16,469
But trust me. When you know The Pit...
433
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,558
You know yourself.
434
00:27:19,687 --> 00:27:21,735
Playing games by yourself?
435
00:27:21,735 --> 00:27:24,494
I got better things to do in my sleep!
436
00:27:25,036 --> 00:27:27,629
This is great! I can totally do this level in my sleep!
437
00:27:27,629 --> 00:27:28,715
Yeah, great.
438
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:29,969
So, Ki...
439
00:27:29,969 --> 00:27:31,892
Back to our favorite romance languages...
440
00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:33,481
What were yours again?
441
00:27:33,481 --> 00:27:35,529
Spanish? Italian?
442
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:38,288
C++.
443
00:27:38,288 --> 00:27:40,334
"Very good."
444
00:27:42,509 --> 00:27:44,558
Be fast.
445
00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:46,019
Be efficient.
446
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,608
And above all else...
447
00:27:51,244 --> 00:27:53,292
Be resourceful.
448
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:55,801
Thirty-nine seconds...
449
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,599
That's not bad, Matrix.
450
00:27:57,599 --> 00:27:59,563
Just shy of the school record.
451
00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:01,903
Wait, that's not right. You can get like ten seconds faster than that...
452
00:28:01,902 --> 00:28:04,119
Brian D! Something to share?
453
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,753
No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...
454
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:07,420
Wasn't important.
455
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,050
Good. Then shut up.
456
00:28:09,677 --> 00:28:12,729
Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny.
457
00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:16,072
Well, la-dee-freakin-da. I'd love to see that.
458
00:28:16,617 --> 00:28:18,372
What about you, class?
459
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,970
Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...
460
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,183
C'mon Brian.
461
00:28:24,183 --> 00:28:25,562
Show us what you got.
462
00:28:25,562 --> 00:28:27,945
Try not to wet yourself, noob.
463
00:28:59,502 --> 00:29:01,885
That's somewhat... unorthodox.
464
00:29:33,818 --> 00:29:36,200
Brian... I am disappoint.
465
00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:39,712
Cheer up, Brian!
466
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,430
At least no one wants to fight you anymore! - I figured it out!
467
00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:44,813
Rock o'clock is 3:32!
468
00:29:47,195 --> 00:29:48,574
We've missed Brianpalooza.
469
00:29:48,574 --> 00:29:49,994
Calhoun wants me dead...
470
00:29:49,994 --> 00:29:51,624
I'm late for Ace's class...
471
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,296
Oh! And I can forget about playing in that scrimmage
472
00:29:53,297 --> 00:29:56,349
because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!
473
00:29:57,227 --> 00:29:58,815
So! Jenny's here!
474
00:29:58,815 --> 00:30:00,194
What up, Matrix?
475
00:30:00,194 --> 00:30:01,197
What, uh...
476
00:30:01,197 --> 00:30:03,371
Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria...
477
00:30:03,371 --> 00:30:04,665
...woods?
478
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,424
Well, I was going to invite you to my party
479
00:30:07,425 --> 00:30:12,316
because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um...
480
00:30:12,316 --> 00:30:13,946
I'm sorry, could you just...?
481
00:30:14,155 --> 00:30:16,914
Oh! Sunglasses indoors...
482
00:30:16,914 --> 00:30:19,128
I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?
483
00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:20,927
We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!
484
00:30:20,927 --> 00:30:24,018
I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza.
485
00:30:24,771 --> 00:30:27,530
Sure. You guys can totally invite yourselves.
486
00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:29,704
Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.
487
00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:31,335
Sounds groovy, Jenny!
488
00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:33,298
Or should I say... Gravy - Brian. She's gone.
489
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:35,011
Party... this could be like...
490
00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:36,517
Our first date!
491
00:30:36,809 --> 00:30:38,522
First... date...?
492
00:30:39,442 --> 00:30:41,868
Awesome! - Three-way fist pound?
493
00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:43,539
Brian. This way�
494
00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:47,175
English subtitles by: Freddie Wong
495
00:31:23,755 --> 00:31:25,096
Oh! Brian!
496
00:31:25,096 --> 00:31:28,829
You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!
497
00:31:28,829 --> 00:31:31,684
No, Ted this is just a little professional party present
498
00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:33,823
for the JV captain.
499
00:31:35,877 --> 00:31:40,072
"Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."
500
00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:43,262
Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?
501
00:31:43,262 --> 00:31:45,190
Coconut cake.
502
00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,581
Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer
503
00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:50,853
and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.
504
00:31:50,853 --> 00:31:53,118
Maybe this date will become a double date!
505
00:31:53,118 --> 00:31:54,079
Oh! Brian!
506
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,706
I was meaning to tell you something...
507
00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:57,665
What was it, what was it, what was it...
508
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,086
Brian D! You made it!
509
00:32:16,938 --> 00:32:19,065
Hey, Jenny... um...
510
00:32:20,024 --> 00:32:22,487
Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!
511
00:32:22,487 --> 00:32:24,947
Come to my room!
512
00:32:26,449 --> 00:32:29,488
Well... what should I do with this bad boy?
513
00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:31,740
I dunno. Give it to the party.
514
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,034
Let them eat cake!
515
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,914
Come on - hurry!
516
00:32:41,749 --> 00:32:43,918
So... there are a lot of people here...
517
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,963
First date, huh?
518
00:32:46,796 --> 00:32:49,549
Wanna... watch me play video games?
519
00:32:49,549 --> 00:32:51,969
Oh... I thought people did romantic things on first dates.
520
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,552
Exactamundo.
521
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,349
Whoa.
522
00:32:59,141 --> 00:33:00,434
So, uh...
523
00:33:00,434 --> 00:33:02,354
Lotta cool stuff in this room.
524
00:33:02,479 --> 00:33:04,270
Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.
525
00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:06,189
You can just sit wherever.
526
00:33:06,773 --> 00:33:08,109
Okay...
527
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:11,487
This is gonna blow your mind...
528
00:33:12,488 --> 00:33:13,321
Bam!
529
00:33:13,321 --> 00:33:15,241
I totally beat your time!
530
00:33:15,573 --> 00:33:16,949
Suck it!
531
00:33:16,949 --> 00:33:18,869
Wow. Great job - that's like the...
532
00:33:18,869 --> 00:33:21,328
Only high score I've ever held in anything.
533
00:33:21,496 --> 00:33:23,956
Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...
534
00:33:23,956 --> 00:33:26,041
Wait wait wait...
535
00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:28,042
You play DXM?
536
00:33:28,503 --> 00:33:30,630
Which I don't play anymore because that's a
537
00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:33,089
Lame baby game for babies.
538
00:33:33,257 --> 00:33:37,136
I play manly games now like, uh, War and...
539
00:33:38,552 --> 00:33:42,431
Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer?
540
00:33:44,057 --> 00:33:46,560
Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh...
541
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,188
"babe game" for, uh, people.
542
00:33:50,188 --> 00:33:52,357
No it is a baby game.
543
00:33:52,357 --> 00:33:57,069
Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage...
544
00:33:57,069 --> 00:33:59,864
I will literally murder you.
545
00:34:02,992 --> 00:34:05,327
Wait, you mean you don't play anymore?
546
00:34:05,327 --> 00:34:07,164
But you were clearly the shiz!
547
00:34:07,164 --> 00:34:09,956
Yeah... not according to my mom.
548
00:34:10,207 --> 00:34:12,794
She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos.
549
00:34:14,628 --> 00:34:17,213
Full disclosure - I totally knew that.
550
00:34:17,674 --> 00:34:19,883
Let's just say this is an FPS family
551
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:22,468
and she expects me to make the pros.
552
00:34:22,678 --> 00:34:24,345
You're totally gonna! I mean...
553
00:34:24,345 --> 00:34:26,932
When I saw you at the Invitationals last year
554
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:29,517
You made JV captain
555
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,352
You're amazing, Jenny.
556
00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:36,106
But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!
557
00:34:36,606 --> 00:34:37,817
This is a party, you know?
558
00:34:37,817 --> 00:34:39,359
Let's go fire that baby up!
559
00:34:39,359 --> 00:34:41,110
Party! Right!
560
00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:43,237
Speaking of which, we should get back!
561
00:34:43,237 --> 00:34:45,406
I could totally slam another drink right now!
562
00:34:45,406 --> 00:34:46,450
Let's go!
563
00:34:47,201 --> 00:34:48,202
Let's go!
564
00:34:50,786 --> 00:34:52,956
I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.
565
00:34:53,664 --> 00:34:55,749
I don't know if you know this but...
566
00:34:55,749 --> 00:34:59,420
My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion...
567
00:35:00,171 --> 00:35:02,173
Freddie Wong.
568
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,595
I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.
569
00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:11,474
Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.
570
00:35:11,474 --> 00:35:12,683
Here we go!
571
00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:22,191
Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?
572
00:35:24,236 --> 00:35:27,404
Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...
573
00:35:27,404 --> 00:35:30,949
Haven't had to improv in a while...
574
00:35:32,451 --> 00:35:35,621
Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!
575
00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,251
Let's play my game!
576
00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:42,793
Whoa - you make games?
577
00:35:42,793 --> 00:35:44,379
Yeah! That's right! Well...
578
00:35:44,755 --> 00:35:46,757
Actually the one I'm working on is for children...
579
00:35:46,757 --> 00:35:48,884
But on the plus side there's no way to lose!
580
00:35:50,468 --> 00:35:52,345
I'm in!
581
00:35:54,429 --> 00:35:57,348
What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.
582
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,519
That cool freshman over there is Games Dean
583
00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:02,604
And this is the FPS team -
584
00:36:02,604 --> 00:36:06,066
We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...
585
00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:09,528
And I'm sure you already know - The Law.
586
00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:11,821
Hey Brian!
587
00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:14,032
Great to finally meet you!
588
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,867
He ain't much of a talker, is he?
589
00:36:17,868 --> 00:36:20,496
Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!
590
00:36:20,621 --> 00:36:22,623
I mean, I'm not, of course.
591
00:36:22,623 --> 00:36:25,250
Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.
592
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,003
Okay JV captain buzzkill!
593
00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:30,713
Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?
594
00:36:30,712 --> 00:36:32,881
Wait, wait. There's... cake?
595
00:36:32,882 --> 00:36:35,635
Over here, Jenny.
596
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:38,763
Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!
597
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,223
Check it - I baked it for you.
598
00:36:41,222 --> 00:36:42,809
Dude are you kidding me?
599
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:46,602
Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!
600
00:36:46,978 --> 00:36:50,773
Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?
601
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,902
Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!
602
00:36:53,902 --> 00:36:55,821
This is... so good.
603
00:36:56,404 --> 00:36:57,823
You're the coolest!
604
00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:04,286
My cake...
605
00:37:04,287 --> 00:37:07,039
Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!
606
00:37:09,624 --> 00:37:13,419
Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!
607
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:16,173
Here... let me dab that off for you.
608
00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:17,591
Seriously?
609
00:37:17,591 --> 00:37:20,302
Hey, man, speaking of apologies...
610
00:37:20,302 --> 00:37:22,679
About your keyboard the other day...
611
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:25,890
I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.
612
00:37:25,889 --> 00:37:30,060
Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style
613
00:37:30,061 --> 00:37:32,188
with a little friendly competish?
614
00:37:32,188 --> 00:37:34,940
Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!
615
00:37:35,273 --> 00:37:38,025
You know what Law, I'm just here to party.
616
00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:40,237
So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.
617
00:37:40,237 --> 00:37:43,949
Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.
618
00:37:43,949 --> 00:37:46,701
Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?
619
00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:48,661
A dash of magic!?
620
00:37:50,497 --> 00:37:53,289
A little splash of razzmatazz?
621
00:37:53,289 --> 00:37:56,292
Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!
622
00:37:56,292 --> 00:38:00,088
Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!
623
00:38:00,089 --> 00:38:04,301
Brian D just challenged me to a match!
624
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:06,594
Seriously, Brian?
625
00:38:06,595 --> 00:38:07,846
Actually, Law...
626
00:38:07,846 --> 00:38:10,640
Because that is how I like to party!
627
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,102
You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!
628
00:38:18,688 --> 00:38:20,400
Abracadabra.
629
00:38:21,484 --> 00:38:23,027
Whoa!
630
00:38:23,027 --> 00:38:26,238
And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself...
631
00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:29,991
I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!
632
00:38:29,991 --> 00:38:32,577
I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.
633
00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:37,080
What? No! It's awesome!
634
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,584
You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!
635
00:38:45,005 --> 00:38:49,510
You call that a game? More like a lame!
636
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,011
Drifters!
637
00:38:51,804 --> 00:38:52,930
Drift!
638
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,847
Hey! Leave her alone!
639
00:38:54,847 --> 00:38:58,475
Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!
640
00:38:58,475 --> 00:39:01,853
Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!
641
00:39:01,853 --> 00:39:03,440
Cool callback, bro!
642
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,481
Give me that!
643
00:39:04,774 --> 00:39:07,026
Hey give that back or else!
644
00:39:07,026 --> 00:39:10,237
Is that a challenge, Theodore?
645
00:39:10,236 --> 00:39:13,156
Drift King. What do you want?
646
00:39:13,156 --> 00:39:14,740
One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird math game is yours!
647
00:39:14,741 --> 00:39:19,746
One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird
648
00:39:19,746 --> 00:39:22,498
So you're extorting people now?
649
00:39:22,498 --> 00:39:25,501
Not very chivalrous, my liege!
650
00:39:25,501 --> 00:39:27,587
Desperate times, Ted.
651
00:39:27,587 --> 00:39:31,090
I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled!
652
00:39:31,757 --> 00:39:34,885
Have ye not the need for speed?
653
00:39:34,885 --> 00:39:38,305
Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off...
654
00:39:38,304 --> 00:39:40,306
I won't let that happen!
655
00:39:40,306 --> 00:39:41,557
Okay!
656
00:39:41,557 --> 00:39:43,559
You're on, DK...
657
00:39:43,977 --> 00:39:45,561
Let's drift!
658
00:39:45,561 --> 00:39:47,563
Drift! Drift!
659
00:39:48,106 --> 00:39:51,234
Don't matter what game you pick - you're gonna lose!
660
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,987
Yeah, got that. Thanks.
661
00:39:55,988 --> 00:39:56,946
Great job, Brian.
662
00:39:56,946 --> 00:40:00,908
LIke I said - any game in the house, Brian.
663
00:40:16,464 --> 00:40:18,549
Dance Ex Machina.
664
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,390
It's in the garage.
665
00:40:24,765 --> 00:40:26,683
Brian. Doodee!
666
00:40:26,683 --> 00:40:28,769
Everyone came to see us duel!
667
00:40:28,769 --> 00:40:30,521
But okay. Okay.
668
00:40:30,521 --> 00:40:33,023
If you wanna disco...
669
00:40:33,023 --> 00:40:35,066
Then let's...
670
00:40:35,691 --> 00:40:37,235
Tango.
671
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:38,610
You really turned that around.
672
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:41,070
Law never loses, Brian.
673
00:40:41,781 --> 00:40:44,240
To the garage everybody!
674
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,872
I can't lose this game, Ted!
675
00:43:55,336 --> 00:43:56,253
Wow, ha!
676
00:43:56,253 --> 00:43:57,338
I mean, uh...
677
00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:58,880
I totally won, but...
678
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,924
Can this guy dance or what?
679
00:44:03,050 --> 00:44:07,137
Way to cut a rug, studmuffin. This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
680
00:44:07,848 --> 00:44:11,934
Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...
681
00:44:13,228 --> 00:44:17,314
That's great! That's what I did. I took that.
682
00:44:21,736 --> 00:44:23,528
Here.
683
00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:25,405
Oh thanks... - Syke!
684
00:44:25,405 --> 00:44:27,992
I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!
685
00:44:27,992 --> 00:44:31,452
Nay, the lady will have her game back!
686
00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:36,915
Or, shall I say... gömböc.
687
00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:48,593
Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!
688
00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,389
DK!
689
00:44:54,516 --> 00:44:56,100
Ted! Look!
690
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:57,809
It autosaved!
691
00:44:59,646 --> 00:45:01,355
Ted...?
692
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,320
Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing...
693
00:45:08,905 --> 00:45:10,447
"Boyfriend...?"
694
00:45:11,573 --> 00:45:12,741
Score!
695
00:45:15,618 --> 00:45:19,915
Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage?
696
00:45:19,915 --> 00:45:21,833
What a loser...
697
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:24,127
Oh! I'm sorry!
698
00:45:24,126 --> 00:45:27,003
Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.
699
00:45:27,003 --> 00:45:28,880
Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...
700
00:45:29,173 --> 00:45:33,844
Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.
701
00:45:33,844 --> 00:45:38,182
Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?
702
00:45:40,225 --> 00:45:42,727
Well...
703
00:45:43,437 --> 00:45:47,816
That was all the fake confidence I could muster.
704
00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:49,442
That really hurt.
705
00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:52,445
I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.
706
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:54,322
Spot's yours if you want it.
707
00:45:55,739 --> 00:45:57,616
Really?
708
00:45:57,825 --> 00:45:59,702
Yeah, I'm...
709
00:46:00,118 --> 00:46:02,329
Totally! I'm...
710
00:46:02,495 --> 00:46:04,707
You know, whatever.
711
00:46:04,998 --> 00:46:06,749
I'm in.
712
00:46:06,749 --> 00:46:08,960
Won't let you down.
713
00:46:11,838 --> 00:46:15,257
I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.
714
00:46:15,257 --> 00:46:17,301
You and I wanna go grab a burger or...
715
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:20,471
Oh hey there pricklepuss! Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?
716
00:46:20,471 --> 00:46:23,599
Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?
717
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:25,933
Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"
718
00:46:25,933 --> 00:46:28,018
Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.
719
00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:31,898
Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.
720
00:46:31,898 --> 00:46:35,360
Yeah, catch you later Brian. We gotta go see how making out feels with this.
721
00:46:39,489 --> 00:46:40,281
Oh! Brian!
722
00:46:40,281 --> 00:46:42,533
I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...
723
00:46:44,994 --> 00:46:48,247
Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
724
00:46:18,186 --> 00:46:20,027
Videogame High School 1x05 English
725
00:46:20,056 --> 00:46:22,420
Subtitles by: Freddie Wong
726
00:46:46,065 --> 00:46:48,497
http://facebook.com/VideoGameHighSchool
727
00:46:49,003 --> 00:46:53,587
Day of The JV/Varsity Scrimmage Two Hours Remain
728
00:46:57,388 --> 00:46:59,422
Rhythm Method
729
00:47:02,582 --> 00:47:04,428
Huh, you draw in the notes section too?
730
00:47:04,574 --> 00:47:07,897
Oh, I'm just writing a little not to give to Jenny after the scrim.
731
00:47:08,845 --> 00:47:10,136
Not a love note,
732
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:13,057
or anything like that. I mean, she totally has a boyfriend
733
00:47:13,663 --> 00:47:14,973
who hates me.
734
00:47:15,422 --> 00:47:17,210
Nah, it's more of a
735
00:47:17,396 --> 00:47:19,581
"It's all cool, you know, let's...
736
00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:21,780
let's be friends" sort of note.
737
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:26,861
Oh. I like to draw extra lines to make it graph paper.
738
00:47:26,892 --> 00:47:29,481
Yo Brian, man. Kick ass out there.
739
00:47:29,784 --> 00:47:30,780
Thanks man.
740
00:47:30,810 --> 00:47:32,328
I will give it my best shot.
741
00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:35,192
Good, cause we have two weeks allowance on you beating The Law.
742
00:47:38,046 --> 00:47:41,270
Alright. Settle down. Settle down people. Settle down.
743
00:47:41,301 --> 00:47:43,807
I am proud to be your TA for rhythm gaming this year
744
00:47:43,836 --> 00:47:45,214
A sport...
745
00:47:45,243 --> 00:47:46,788
of true champions.
746
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:50,159
Something you two losers in the back could stand to learn something about.
747
00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:54,713
♪ And now, without further ado, ♪
748
00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:57,567
♪ I present to you, the sultan of shred ♪
749
00:47:57,597 --> 00:48:00,373
♪ the prince of pentatonic, ♪
750
00:48:00,403 --> 00:48:04,126
♪ the raddest dad, ♪
♪ with the baddest ad... itude. ♪
751
00:48:04,623 --> 00:48:06,314
Freddie Wong!
752
00:48:06,344 --> 00:48:07,337
My dad!
753
00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,131
Sup losers.
754
00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:12,289
Or should I say heroes?
755
00:48:12,938 --> 00:48:14,540
Nope. All losers.
756
00:48:14,569 --> 00:48:16,954
Thats all right. That's why you took this class.
757
00:48:16,983 --> 00:48:18,957
To learn from the best, me,
758
00:48:19,092 --> 00:48:20,532
Freddie Wong. Hero.
759
00:48:22,718 --> 00:48:23,998
Alright. Whew!
760
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,473
First rule of heroism.
761
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,135
Give the people what they want.
762
00:48:30,554 --> 00:48:31,862
See, when you're a hero,
763
00:48:31,892 --> 00:48:33,465
people want to be you.
764
00:48:34,873 --> 00:48:36,339
They want to do you.
765
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,976
They want to be you while they do you.
766
00:48:39,412 --> 00:48:40,496
Oh my god.
767
00:48:41,894 --> 00:48:42,937
Be careful.
768
00:48:42,965 --> 00:48:46,408
Cause if you don't give the people what they want, they'll divorce you,
769
00:48:46,439 --> 00:48:48,256
they'll take your sweet dirt bike,
770
00:48:48,286 --> 00:48:51,244
and they'll leave you with a no good loser for a son.
771
00:48:55,970 --> 00:48:56,963
Yeeha!
772
00:49:12,689 --> 00:49:15,562
Grip the steering wheel of destiny!
773
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,048
Drift.
774
00:49:30,171 --> 00:49:31,463
What are you...?
775
00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:35,517
Nooooooooo!
776
00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:37,658
So, who wants some pizza?
777
00:49:38,927 --> 00:49:41,747
Ted, are you sure you are ok, man? That was, like, really rough.
778
00:49:43,215 --> 00:49:46,225
100% Big D. I just gotta refuel.
779
00:49:47,182 --> 00:49:48,648
Ok. Umm...
780
00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:51,630
Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy. But...
781
00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:54,113
Ki can you take care of him for a little while?
782
00:49:54,143 --> 00:49:55,135
I'm on it.
783
00:49:55,676 --> 00:49:56,967
Good luck Brian.
784
00:49:57,142 --> 00:49:58,676
- Alright. - Ya man, don't...
785
00:49:58,824 --> 00:50:00,677
Don't worry about me. Good dad out there.
786
00:50:00,707 --> 00:50:02,294
I mean, good love dad.
787
00:50:02,534 --> 00:50:03,990
Good luck Brian.
788
00:50:05,338 --> 00:50:06,331
See ya.
789
00:50:06,549 --> 00:50:11,200
End of Seventh Period One Hour Remains
790
00:50:11,483 --> 00:50:13,056
Go get 'em Brian.
791
00:50:13,087 --> 00:50:14,568
Break the Law!
792
00:50:15,076 --> 00:50:16,764
Thanks man. Cool slogan.
793
00:50:18,429 --> 00:50:21,009
The Law Vs Brian D Justice will be served
794
00:50:27,970 --> 00:50:31,283
I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody. Hold your horses. Calm down.
795
00:50:31,312 --> 00:50:33,413
Hey! Give me twenty big ones on Brian D.
796
00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:35,823
Alright, a risk taker, huh? I like that.
797
00:50:36,448 --> 00:50:38,136
Hey. Speak of the devil.
798
00:50:41,794 --> 00:50:43,543
There you go. Who's next? Who's next?
799
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:46,089
What ya got? What ya got? I'll take yeah. I'll make your bet for ya.
800
00:50:46,118 --> 00:50:49,244
That's fine with me. What ya want? Ten on Law. There ya go. Boom.
801
00:50:49,275 --> 00:50:52,128
Hey man. Look, I was thinking, maybe you can just do some fancy foot work
802
00:50:52,158 --> 00:50:54,024
or caps lock and run away when you're out there.
803
00:50:54,053 --> 00:50:57,110
Cause I am betting you can make it at least three minutes against The Law.
804
00:50:59,330 --> 00:51:01,613
Say hi to The Law for me, Brian.
805
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:03,958
No pressure.
806
00:51:04,955 --> 00:51:08,033
The Junior Varsity Pre-Game Meeting - Thirty Minutes Remain -
807
00:51:08,278 --> 00:51:10,866
Ok. Jpop, Rico, Moriarity,
808
00:51:11,012 --> 00:51:12,418
Left Flank is all you.
809
00:51:12,801 --> 00:51:14,100
Jumping Jax!
810
00:51:14,130 --> 00:51:16,660
I want to see those grenade skills in action.
811
00:51:16,689 --> 00:51:19,095
And as for the little freshman that could,
812
00:51:19,124 --> 00:51:20,803
stay tight and out of sight.
813
00:51:21,734 --> 00:51:22,730
Any questions?
814
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,893
Yeah. Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel.
815
00:51:29,850 --> 00:51:31,149
Ya. You're right.
816
00:51:31,179 --> 00:51:33,085
Varsity is out there to show off.
817
00:51:33,308 --> 00:51:36,348
We. We're out there to kick ass.
818
00:51:36,938 --> 00:51:39,146
Stay calm, stick the plan...
819
00:51:39,986 --> 00:51:42,917
and we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces.
820
00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:45,531
And as for my boyfriend...
821
00:51:46,305 --> 00:51:50,282
that maggot isn't gonna talk to me for a week after we're through with him!
822
00:51:50,312 --> 00:51:51,913
- Sound good? - Yeah!
823
00:51:51,944 --> 00:51:54,494
Alright. See you on the battlefield. Dismissed.
824
00:52:06,103 --> 00:52:07,096
Hey...
825
00:52:08,372 --> 00:52:10,463
rad speech. I mean...
826
00:52:10,492 --> 00:52:11,931
consider me pumped.
827
00:52:14,246 --> 00:52:15,634
Do you need something?
828
00:52:16,327 --> 00:52:19,412
Nope. I just thought you might want to check this out.
829
00:52:19,716 --> 00:52:22,245
Bam! New DXM, fresh import.
830
00:52:22,842 --> 00:52:26,937
And uh, you might want to check out the notes section. B-t-dubs.
831
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:29,293
This is...
832
00:52:29,463 --> 00:52:31,212
pretty cool actually.
833
00:52:31,556 --> 00:52:34,608
But I have to stay focused right now.
834
00:52:35,799 --> 00:52:37,089
You should too, Brian.
835
00:52:37,608 --> 00:52:39,660
Yah. No, totally.
836
00:52:40,979 --> 00:52:41,972
Well.
837
00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:44,483
If you ever want to get unfocused...
838
00:52:49,838 --> 00:52:50,831
Hey.
839
00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:53,392
I've seen the posters.
840
00:52:53,855 --> 00:52:56,741
This is team CTF, not a deathmatch.
841
00:52:57,377 --> 00:52:59,429
You follow my orders, you'll be fine.
842
00:53:00,943 --> 00:53:02,292
You got it captain.
843
00:53:04,338 --> 00:53:07,856
Brian's Private Pre-Game Pump Up Five MInutes Remain
844
00:53:08,668 --> 00:53:10,271
Stay frosty B.D.
845
00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:12,693
Jenny wants you to avoid The Law.
846
00:53:12,724 --> 00:53:14,065
Consider it done.
847
00:53:14,543 --> 00:53:17,123
They won't even know I'm there. Ninja style.
848
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:19,619
He made a whole soda can disappear in my mouth.
849
00:53:26,934 --> 00:53:28,781
Victory burgers after the game?
850
00:53:29,144 --> 00:53:31,029
More like defeateritos.
851
00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:32,613
Defeateritoes with cheese.
852
00:53:32,788 --> 00:53:37,166
Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny thinking putting BrianD on her team?
853
00:53:37,460 --> 00:53:39,220
She was probably thinking I'm awesome.
854
00:53:39,248 --> 00:53:41,776
Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking,
855
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,770
she was following orders.
856
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,722
Wait. You told her to put him on the team?
857
00:53:46,751 --> 00:53:48,168
Course Cold Turkey.
858
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:51,365
Cause while I love a well earned victory burg,
859
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,239
what I really love, more than anything,
860
00:53:54,552 --> 00:53:55,694
is to kill...
861
00:53:55,832 --> 00:53:57,532
Brian D.
862
00:53:57,991 --> 00:54:01,098
That big baby Brian is bound to burn, bro.
863
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,299
Nice one Alliterator.
864
00:54:03,852 --> 00:54:05,289
He's going down in flames.
865
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:06,764
In front of everyone.
866
00:54:06,793 --> 00:54:08,590
And when the smoke clears...
867
00:54:08,903 --> 00:54:10,399
there will be no doubt
868
00:54:10,430 --> 00:54:11,778
that he was anything
869
00:54:11,807 --> 00:54:14,669
but a worthless, no talent fluke.
870
00:54:15,832 --> 00:54:18,851
With cheese.
871
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:25,365
So uh, lets go.
872
00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:26,773
- Yep! - Alright then!
873
00:54:38,647 --> 00:54:39,739
Oh, Brian...
874
00:54:45,629 --> 00:54:48,326
- What's he doing? - Costing me five hundred bucks!
875
00:54:48,357 --> 00:54:50,403
Get with the program Brian.
876
00:54:57,392 --> 00:55:00,383
Brian, I am going to the intel. Get to that structure and cover me.
877
00:55:00,413 --> 00:55:04,194
You know, I think I will just stick back here and nade spam, sir.
878
00:55:11,313 --> 00:55:13,550
Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?
879
00:55:13,835 --> 00:55:15,994
Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?
880
00:55:16,659 --> 00:55:19,375
Follow my orders, or get off my team.
881
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:03,205
Avenge me.
882
00:56:17,303 --> 00:56:18,494
Damnit, Brian.
883
00:56:24,726 --> 00:56:25,718
Yeah!
884
00:56:32,730 --> 00:56:34,765
Give the people what they want.
885
00:56:36,338 --> 00:56:39,007
Yeah! Come on Brian! Woo!
886
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,051
♪ This song's about The Law!♪
887
00:57:08,906 --> 00:57:11,624
♪ Long Arm's looking for you... ♪
888
00:57:14,202 --> 00:57:17,666
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
889
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:20,030
- Oh, you're in trouble now! -
890
00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:23,524
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
891
00:57:23,823 --> 00:57:25,816
- Here it comes! -
892
00:57:25,846 --> 00:57:29,309
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
893
00:57:31,265 --> 00:57:34,728
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
894
00:57:39,173 --> 00:57:42,027
- Yesss! -
895
00:57:45,063 --> 00:57:47,721
- Clean yourself up! -
896
00:57:53,243 --> 00:57:55,657
- Varsity Wins. -
897
00:58:24,188 --> 00:58:27,227
Performance Analytics Expulsion Threshold
898
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:34,613
Subtitles by @Palabrsky
899
00:59:17,437 --> 00:59:19,452
Stuff your muffins and slam your
scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break
900
00:59:19,452 --> 00:59:22,425
Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.
901
00:59:22,425 --> 00:59:26,327
Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a
bunch of Brunch Crunch!
902
00:59:26,327 --> 00:59:28,321
Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!
903
00:59:28,321 --> 00:59:31,365
Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams
904
00:59:31,365 --> 00:59:35,338
as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
905
00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:38,328
in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
906
00:59:38,328 --> 00:59:44,253
Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
907
00:59:59,173 --> 01:00:05,190
Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of
pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
908
01:00:05,190 --> 01:00:08,107
I already told you, it's just a coincidence!
909
01:00:08,107 --> 01:00:10,122
Isn't she amazing, dude?
910
01:00:10,122 --> 01:00:15,102
You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.
911
01:00:15,102 --> 01:00:20,080
Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
912
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,040
Nah I'm over it.
913
01:00:23,042 --> 01:00:27,032
That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
914
01:00:29,015 --> 01:00:31,027
Carpe Diem.
915
01:00:32,024 --> 01:00:34,015
Carpe Diem.
916
01:00:37,971 --> 01:00:39,935
Let's get to class.
917
01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:49,913
That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,
918
01:00:49,913 --> 01:00:55,913
any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
919
01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:59,890
I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...
920
01:01:16,733 --> 01:01:20,702
Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo
921
01:01:25,705 --> 01:01:28,663
I helped my parents design this game.
922
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,719
Let's play again.
923
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:32,652
No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
924
01:01:32,652 --> 01:01:35,689
You already made me quite the Brian D.
925
01:01:38,661 --> 01:01:40,671
Let's play again.
926
01:01:44,559 --> 01:01:51,541
Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!
927
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,566
Don't even listen to him dude.
928
01:01:53,566 --> 01:01:57,536
Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.
929
01:01:57,536 --> 01:02:02,480
Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...
930
01:02:07,496 --> 01:02:11,425
Ted? Ted!
931
01:02:11,425 --> 01:02:12,448
What happened?
932
01:02:12,448 --> 01:02:14,486
You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!
933
01:02:14,486 --> 01:02:18,402
I'm fine. I just...
934
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:20,423
You've seen them haven't you Theodore?
935
01:02:20,424 --> 01:02:22,432
Hi Drift King.
936
01:02:22,432 --> 01:02:25,346
The visions. What are they?
937
01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:30,333
Merely a side effect...of drift fever!
938
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,326
You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!
939
01:02:33,326 --> 01:02:39,284
Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!
940
01:02:39,284 --> 01:02:42,292
Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.
941
01:02:42,292 --> 01:02:44,323
I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
942
01:02:44,323 --> 01:02:50,199
Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?
943
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,242
Look at me in the eye.
944
01:02:52,242 --> 01:03:00,149
Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?
945
01:03:01,138 --> 01:03:05,201
The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...
946
01:03:05,201 --> 01:03:11,121
The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:
947
01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:16,090
NEW-LAP-RECORD.
948
01:03:19,065 --> 01:03:22,046
Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!
949
01:03:22,046 --> 01:03:25,010
That's on thursday.
I don't care. Let's go.
950
01:03:25,012 --> 01:03:27,082
Okay!
951
01:03:27,082 --> 01:03:32,971
Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!
952
01:03:34,977 --> 01:03:36,991
Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.
953
01:03:36,991 --> 01:03:42,927
Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.
954
01:03:42,927 --> 01:03:44,979
Who are you?
955
01:04:11,791 --> 01:04:13,826
Hey there champ. How are you holding up?
956
01:04:13,826 --> 01:04:17,763
Great, great, yeah totally great.
957
01:04:17,763 --> 01:04:21,746
Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.
958
01:04:21,746 --> 01:04:26,728
Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.
959
01:04:26,728 --> 01:04:30,673
JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!
960
01:04:31,721 --> 01:04:34,634
So...you good?
961
01:04:34,634 --> 01:04:39,652
Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.
962
01:04:39,652 --> 01:04:43,582
You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.
963
01:04:43,582 --> 01:04:49,573
I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.
964
01:04:49,578 --> 01:04:55,564
Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're...
965
01:04:55,564 --> 01:04:58,495
...doing great!
966
01:05:00,543 --> 01:05:03,525
I'll catch you later babe.
967
01:05:05,529 --> 01:05:07,451
I really am d..
968
01:05:11,426 --> 01:05:14,432
Brian D! My office, now!
969
01:05:19,376 --> 01:05:22,423
The school took a risk on you Brian.
970
01:05:22,423 --> 01:05:27,368
You let us down. Have a seat, kid.
971
01:05:29,331 --> 01:05:35,304
Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner
972
01:05:35,305 --> 01:05:39,260
VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.
973
01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:41,273
And you're one point away from expulsion.
974
01:05:41,273 --> 01:05:43,331
Administration doesn't like those odds.
975
01:05:45,292 --> 01:05:47,272
So what are you saying?
976
01:05:47,272 --> 01:05:50,207
I'm saying you're circling the drain
977
01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:53,231
We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
978
01:05:53,231 --> 01:05:58,235
That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.
979
01:06:01,135 --> 01:06:06,195
We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...
980
01:06:06,198 --> 01:06:09,112
to leave VGHS.
981
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,098
Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
982
01:06:51,943 --> 01:06:53,930
Tough day Brian?
983
01:06:54,907 --> 01:06:57,897
Oh hey Games! What do you want?
984
01:06:57,897 --> 01:07:00,894
Just wondered if you dropped this.
985
01:07:00,894 --> 01:07:02,879
How did you get that?
986
01:07:02,882 --> 01:07:04,841
Well it's a funny story.
987
01:07:04,842 --> 01:07:09,826
I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
988
01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:12,742
That's my favorite game!
989
01:07:12,742 --> 01:07:16,759
No baby. That's our favorite game.
990
01:07:21,730 --> 01:07:23,716
Great. Well, enjoy the game.
991
01:07:23,716 --> 01:07:26,736
Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
992
01:07:26,736 --> 01:07:32,653
Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...
993
01:07:32,653 --> 01:07:35,621
..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.
994
01:07:36,687 --> 01:07:38,624
Are you kidding me?
995
01:07:38,624 --> 01:07:39,604
This place is ridiculous!
996
01:07:39,604 --> 01:07:44,608
It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.
997
01:07:44,608 --> 01:07:45,651
It's Game's time.
998
01:07:45,651 --> 01:07:53,557
Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.
999
01:07:53,563 --> 01:07:56,528
You know what Games? You want the spotlight?
1000
01:07:56,528 --> 01:07:59,496
You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.
1001
01:07:59,496 --> 01:08:02,469
We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.
1002
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:07,492
I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.
1003
01:08:07,493 --> 01:08:11,479
You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.
1004
01:08:12,498 --> 01:08:15,477
And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.
1005
01:08:15,477 --> 01:08:18,447
I figured you'd say something like that.
1006
01:08:21,421 --> 01:08:25,336
Assault rifles?
Oh, let's get an SMG in there.
1007
01:08:25,336 --> 01:08:27,338
You funeral. Best at three?
1008
01:08:27,338 --> 01:08:29,368
First to five!
Games on.
1009
01:09:10,117 --> 01:09:12,118
See ya!
1010
01:09:27,086 --> 01:09:30,019
I'm destroying you!
1011
01:09:44,971 --> 01:09:47,961
What are you doing here?
Saving your ass.
1012
01:09:52,878 --> 01:09:57,869
Yeah, well, it's a little late.
1013
01:10:10,764 --> 01:10:14,746
Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?
1014
01:10:14,746 --> 01:10:15,780
I'm leaving on my own accord.
1015
01:10:15,780 --> 01:10:20,745
Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.
1016
01:10:20,745 --> 01:10:23,693
So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.
1017
01:10:23,693 --> 01:10:29,745
But right here, right now, it is all on you.
1018
01:10:36,650 --> 01:10:38,625
Let's dance.
1019
01:11:48,253 --> 01:11:53,263
But...but it was Games' time!
1020
01:11:53,263 --> 01:11:58,205
This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll.
1021
01:12:04,193 --> 01:12:07,110
Thanks for the assist.
1022
01:12:07,110 --> 01:12:13,171
Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.
1023
01:12:17,129 --> 01:12:21,086
See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
1024
01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:26,050
You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
1025
01:12:26,051 --> 01:12:30,002
Yeah, good luck with that captain.
1026
01:12:31,072 --> 01:12:34,004
Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
1027
01:12:34,004 --> 01:12:39,977
No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.
1028
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:18,282
Subs by MisterMascolo
1029
01:12:52,312 --> 01:12:58,302
Sup Deansters! It's me again Games Dean
1030
01:12:58,302 --> 01:13:02,839
Big news today, Brian D did totally challenge me and my friends to a match
1031
01:13:02,839 --> 01:13:04,991
He came in all like, ew ew what!
1032
01:13:04,991 --> 01:13:06,357
And I was all like, what?
1033
01:13:06,357 --> 01:13:07,497
so we were beating them up
1034
01:13:07,497 --> 01:13:09,428
until Jenny comes out of nowhere all like
1035
01:13:09,428 --> 01:13:11,293
No! Don't hurt Brian!
1036
01:13:11,293 --> 01:13:12,195
I'm like What?
1037
01:13:12,195 --> 01:13:12,850
She's like don't!
1038
01:13:12,850 --> 01:13:14,818
yeah, Law's Jenny
1039
01:13:14,818 --> 01:13:16,989
I was like completely shocked
1040
01:13:16,989 --> 01:13:18,872
then she made us lose
1041
01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:21,119
and then like after we lost and were leaving
1042
01:13:21,119 --> 01:13:24,368
those two are macking on each other
1043
01:13:24,368 --> 01:13:26,840
moving in on another guy's girl Brian
1044
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,482
i wouldn't want to be you when Law finds out
1045
01:13:29,731 --> 01:13:30,716
cause he's going to be like
1046
01:13:30,716 --> 01:13:38,994
WHAT
1047
01:13:38,994 --> 01:13:41,622
That's the daily dean, we're going to be doing more of that all week long
1048
01:13:41,622 --> 01:13:43,109
and month here on vghs
1049
01:13:43,109 --> 01:13:46,331
just stop in Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 3:30 to 4:45
1050
01:13:46,331 --> 01:13:49,431
and i'll be giving you all the goodness you've just got here today
1051
01:13:49,431 --> 01:13:51,343
see ya guys
1052
01:13:52,154 --> 01:13:54,243
well it's only got like 400 views
1053
01:13:54,243 --> 01:13:56,146
nice moves last night lover boy
1054
01:13:56,146 --> 01:14:00,237
Brian, VGHS only has like 400 students
1055
01:14:00,237 --> 01:14:02,621
Huh, i should probably go talk to Jenny
1056
01:14:02,621 --> 01:14:07,563
Nah Nah, I should probably go talk to Jenny
1057
01:14:07,563 --> 01:14:08,608
it's ok?
1058
01:14:08,608 --> 01:14:09,787
Are you ok there, boy?
1059
01:14:09,787 --> 01:14:13,321
Ted is presenting his new features at drift racing to freddie today i think he's got butterflies
1060
01:14:13,321 --> 01:14:17,628
I don't have butterflies, I've got DRAGONFLIES!
1061
01:14:17,628 --> 01:14:22,187
We don't need your presentation, imma tell him right now
1062
01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,613
Oh there's Jenny
1063
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:38,650
I'm probably gonna go talk to her
1064
01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:40,756
Yeah I probably should pretend to not sit Ted for a few seconds
1065
01:14:40,756 --> 01:14:43,220
then wheel him into Freddie's room
1066
01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:45,700
Yeah, don't let him eat anything in there, ok
1067
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:47,037
right
1068
01:15:10,912 --> 01:15:13,346
Heey
1069
01:15:16,862 --> 01:15:18,782
about today's daily dean
1070
01:15:18,782 --> 01:15:21,123
Whatever, Games Dean is an idiot
1071
01:15:21,123 --> 01:15:24,322
Right? Yeah he is! Total!
1072
01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:29,473
You beat it
1073
01:15:29,473 --> 01:15:31,758
Oh yeah, all your highscores too
1074
01:15:31,758 --> 01:15:32,841
Great
1075
01:15:32,841 --> 01:15:34,065
Oh don't worry it wasn't hard
1076
01:15:34,065 --> 01:15:37,033
Oh! So basically I suck
1077
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,621
Yeah ehm
1078
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:41,596
speaking of that
1079
01:15:41,596 --> 01:15:43,434
We can't really hang out anymore
1080
01:15:45,676 --> 01:15:46,791
What?
1081
01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:48,441
Or be friends
1082
01:15:48,441 --> 01:15:50,362
now that came out wrong
1083
01:15:50,976 --> 01:15:55,716
Brian I think that you're cool but The Law is Varsity captain
1084
01:15:55,716 --> 01:15:58,165
and my parents expect me to make the team
1085
01:15:58,165 --> 01:16:00,987
so i can't have people talking about you and me
1086
01:16:03,937 --> 01:16:05,894
so wait wait wait
1087
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:11,360
you're telling me that Law won't put you on the team because he thinks that you and I
1088
01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:16,402
just answered my question
1089
01:16:16,421 --> 01:16:17,819
wow
1090
01:16:18,636 --> 01:16:20,390
so are we cool?
1091
01:16:20,390 --> 01:16:24,739
cool? No! we're not cool we're like the opposite of cool like
1092
01:16:26,474 --> 01:16:28,452
Jenny when you and i played last night it was
1093
01:16:28,452 --> 01:16:32,595
awesome, I know
1094
01:16:32,595 --> 01:16:35,335
I'm sorry, I have to go
1095
01:16:45,076 --> 01:16:50,744
And that is why i am going to sign up for drift racing this year
1096
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,759
I love you dad
1097
01:16:52,759 --> 01:16:54,095
Mr. Wong
1098
01:16:54,095 --> 01:16:56,801
we all know Ted will never be a great rythm gamer
1099
01:16:56,801 --> 01:16:59,714
he just needs to hear you say it
1100
01:17:00,651 --> 01:17:03,240
you'll never be a great rythm gamer
1101
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:03,947
i knew it
1102
01:17:03,947 --> 01:17:05,152
and that concludes our meeting!
1103
01:17:05,152 --> 01:17:07,138
You know how many losers told me that
1104
01:17:07,138 --> 01:17:09,293
on my way to the top?
1105
01:17:09,293 --> 01:17:10,897
pro shredders aren't born, Ted
1106
01:17:10,897 --> 01:17:14,556
they are forged to the fire and the flames
1107
01:17:14,556 --> 01:17:15,251
Really?
1108
01:17:15,251 --> 01:17:16,356
of course
1109
01:17:16,356 --> 01:17:17,811
see you're a Wong
1110
01:17:17,811 --> 01:17:20,289
you're born to be a pro shredder
1111
01:17:20,289 --> 01:17:23,531
the reason I bust your chops is because i know you've got what it takes
1112
01:17:23,531 --> 01:17:24,460
I got it
1113
01:17:24,460 --> 01:17:26,906
i knew you really cared
1114
01:17:26,906 --> 01:17:29,588
Now stop whammering and start hammering
1115
01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:31,946
on that is, practice-wise
1116
01:17:31,946 --> 01:17:33,946
hey, see you at the sign-ups
1117
01:17:33,946 --> 01:17:37,991
i won't let you down this year
1118
01:17:37,991 --> 01:17:39,660
Thanks Ki-wy
1119
01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:42,936
The presentation was tops!
1120
01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:48,321
So
1121
01:17:48,321 --> 01:17:51,559
you're Ted's first groupie
1122
01:17:51,559 --> 01:17:54,260
Ki Swan 1360 points
1123
01:17:54,260 --> 01:17:57,829
fighter
1124
01:17:57,829 --> 01:18:00,985
I don't like you
1125
01:18:00,985 --> 01:18:04,141
On to the wise Ki-wy
1126
01:18:04,141 --> 01:18:07,270
you've been his lady for what... a week?
1127
01:18:07,270 --> 01:18:10,987
I'm his father twice a month a weekend for his entire life
1128
01:18:10,987 --> 01:18:13,411
Ted stays where he belongs, you hear me
1129
01:18:13,411 --> 01:18:15,677
IN MY SHADOW!
1130
01:18:15,677 --> 01:18:19,296
Attention players, one hour left to sign ups for clan try-outs
1131
01:18:19,296 --> 01:18:25,683
choose your team carefully because once you swipe that card your fate is sealed
1132
01:18:28,393 --> 01:18:29,763
Brian hey!
1133
01:18:29,763 --> 01:18:32,426
are you to top off my lemonade or...
1134
01:18:32,426 --> 01:18:34,737
oh wait, I'm sorry, That's why i have her
1135
01:18:34,737 --> 01:18:35,809
Thanks, babe
1136
01:18:35,809 --> 01:18:38,518
just here to sign up
1137
01:18:38,518 --> 01:18:43,672
that is precious
1138
01:18:43,672 --> 01:18:46,657
Here's the deal Brian
1139
01:18:46,657 --> 01:18:50,613
i did you a favour by sparing your life, remember?
1140
01:18:50,613 --> 01:18:54,421
so now you're going to do me a favor by not signing up
1141
01:18:54,421 --> 01:19:00,185
sorry Law, the favour train has left the station
1142
01:19:00,185 --> 01:19:03,123
Last chance tanner-tom
1143
01:19:03,123 --> 01:19:05,761
are you sure you want to do this?
1144
01:19:05,761 --> 01:19:10,031
What would you do Law?
1145
01:19:10,031 --> 01:19:12,032
I think you would sign up
1146
01:19:12,032 --> 01:19:13,791
but you're not The Law!
1147
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:17,356
Are you?
1148
01:19:17,356 --> 01:19:19,936
Believe me Brian, i get it
1149
01:19:19,936 --> 01:19:22,224
you want to be this
1150
01:19:22,224 --> 01:19:24,643
Listen to Law's lesson, loser
1151
01:19:24,643 --> 01:19:28,231
everybody hates you Literator
1152
01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:29,948
I mean who wouldn't
1153
01:19:29,948 --> 01:19:31,369
I've got it all
1154
01:19:31,369 --> 01:19:34,634
i've got the looks
1155
01:19:34,634 --> 01:19:36,234
i've got the brains
1156
01:19:36,234 --> 01:19:39,323
Ehm... Check me by the way
1157
01:19:39,323 --> 01:19:41,977
I've got the whole school in the palm of my hand
1158
01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:44,868
but wait, there's more!
1159
01:19:44,868 --> 01:19:47,146
I've got the girl of your dreams
1160
01:19:47,146 --> 01:19:51,234
eSsen my D
1161
01:19:51,234 --> 01:19:54,993
Styling My Do
1162
01:19:54,993 --> 01:19:56,873
So
1163
01:19:56,873 --> 01:19:58,099
you want to be this
1164
01:19:58,099 --> 01:19:59,760
Brian D?
1165
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:03,609
You want to be The Law?
1166
01:20:03,609 --> 01:20:06,967
Well you've got to get through The Law first
1167
01:20:06,967 --> 01:20:08,572
Hey Ki!
1168
01:20:08,572 --> 01:20:10,780
Sorry i ditched you back there
1169
01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:12,905
did you and my dad get the chance to talk
1170
01:20:12,905 --> 01:20:14,009
yes we did
1171
01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:15,158
and he's
1172
01:20:15,158 --> 01:20:15,986
your father
1173
01:20:15,986 --> 01:20:17,381
I have to get to the fighting sign-ups Ted
1174
01:20:17,381 --> 01:20:18,515
Why?
1175
01:20:18,515 --> 01:20:20,232
I tought you wanted to make games
1176
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:22,796
Hey, what better resources than playing with the best
1177
01:20:22,796 --> 01:20:24,231
Goodbye
1178
01:20:24,231 --> 01:20:26,689
Hey Ki wait up!
1179
01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,946
Yo, Little Wong!
1180
01:20:28,946 --> 01:20:31,002
Making a graph on how bad you suck
1181
01:20:31,002 --> 01:20:32,916
I made that graph leave him alone
1182
01:20:32,916 --> 01:20:34,161
It's cool Ki
1183
01:20:36,082 --> 01:20:37,039
Hey guys how is it going?
1184
01:20:37,039 --> 01:20:39,797
Ted for rythm gaming this year came to join the team finally
1185
01:20:39,797 --> 01:20:42,821
you mean you're actually going to sign up again?
1186
01:20:42,821 --> 01:20:46,134
How me suffer why?
1187
01:20:46,134 --> 01:20:47,821
Because
1188
01:20:47,821 --> 01:20:49,059
I
1189
01:20:49,059 --> 01:20:53,830
Oh my god, The Law is trolling Brian D
1190
01:20:53,830 --> 01:20:54,829
I gotta go help my friend
1191
01:20:54,829 --> 01:20:55,599
goodbye guys
1192
01:20:55,599 --> 01:20:57,793
KEEP ALL MY STUFF
1193
01:20:57,793 --> 01:21:03,922
That guy should litterally be doing anything but rythm gaming
1194
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:14,316
Why are you doing this?
1195
01:21:14,316 --> 01:21:16,812
you've already proved you're better than me
1196
01:21:16,812 --> 01:21:18,916
Brian, dude
1197
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,369
It's because i can
1198
01:21:20,369 --> 01:21:21,847
because
1199
01:21:22,446 --> 01:21:24,929
it's fun
1200
01:21:24,929 --> 01:21:26,282
And because you
1201
01:21:26,282 --> 01:21:27,707
made it personal
1202
01:21:27,707 --> 01:21:29,403
the spotlight wasn't enough
1203
01:21:29,403 --> 01:21:31,456
so you had to move in on my girl
1204
01:21:31,456 --> 01:21:32,879
dude, we're just...
1205
01:21:33,693 --> 01:21:35,018
we're not even friends
1206
01:21:35,018 --> 01:21:35,746
Whatever
1207
01:21:35,746 --> 01:21:37,324
So on to you
1208
01:21:37,324 --> 01:21:40,362
Cozy up to jenny so you two can play on JV?
1209
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:42,863
Didn't you hear? She's getting on Varsity
1210
01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:44,806
Yeah, her boyfriend runs the team!
1211
01:21:44,806 --> 01:21:46,561
Oh I love gossip
1212
01:21:46,561 --> 01:21:48,156
let's dish
1213
01:21:48,156 --> 01:21:49,771
did you also hear
1214
01:21:49,771 --> 01:21:51,301
oh yeah
1215
01:21:51,301 --> 01:21:54,896
her boyfriend doesn't give a sht
1216
01:21:54,896 --> 01:21:57,189
Jenny stays on JV
1217
01:21:57,189 --> 01:21:58,853
this is my year
1218
01:21:58,853 --> 01:22:01,189
and noone else's
1219
01:22:01,189 --> 01:22:05,609
so i suggest you skit out
1220
01:22:05,609 --> 01:22:07,415
go practicing your dance moves, Brian
1221
01:22:07,415 --> 01:22:09,381
sign-ups are closed
1222
01:22:16,911 --> 01:22:18,987
This is too good for you Law?
1223
01:22:18,987 --> 01:22:21,341
Oh my god
1224
01:22:24,442 --> 01:22:26,195
Somebody S my D
1225
01:22:26,195 --> 01:22:27,223
Stay away from him
1226
01:22:27,223 --> 01:22:30,353
back off!
1227
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:37,285
Okay, I've got your back
1228
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,600
What are you waiting for? Let's go!
1229
01:23:02,814 --> 01:23:05,575
To war!
1230
01:23:18,634 --> 01:23:19,745
Are you wounded Theodore?
1231
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:22,656
this doesn't change anything
1232
01:24:30,075 --> 01:24:34,539
BRIAN D!
1233
01:24:34,539 --> 01:24:36,055
Yes Calhoun?
1234
01:24:36,055 --> 01:24:37,401
I'm expelled?
1235
01:24:37,401 --> 01:24:38,940
I gave you a chance to leave quietly
1236
01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:41,111
and this is how you use it?
1237
01:24:41,111 --> 01:24:42,425
assaulting a student?
1238
01:24:42,425 --> 01:24:43,290
initiating a brawl?
1239
01:24:43,290 --> 01:24:44,561
stealing a hat?
1240
01:24:44,561 --> 01:24:46,168
and worst of all Brian
1241
01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:48,204
worst of all
1242
01:24:48,204 --> 01:24:50,629
you forgot that it's all about the game
1243
01:24:50,629 --> 01:24:53,093
Sir, please you can't do this
1244
01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:55,041
Yes I can
1245
01:24:55,041 --> 01:24:56,434
It's done
1246
01:24:56,434 --> 01:24:58,271
you're facing a 300 point abduction
1247
01:24:58,271 --> 01:25:00,911
300 points you do not have
1248
01:25:00,911 --> 01:25:02,348
you've got to be joking
1249
01:25:02,348 --> 01:25:05,163
Do you hear any rotflcopters son?
1250
01:25:05,163 --> 01:25:08,217
Pack your thing and get out of my school!
1251
01:25:16,512 --> 01:25:19,263
Are you more like a rockstar everyday, kiddo
1252
01:25:22,463 --> 01:25:23,412
What?
1253
01:25:23,412 --> 01:25:25,105
Is this a joke?
1254
01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:26,796
Am i a joke to you?
1255
01:25:26,796 --> 01:25:27,818
No no no no
1256
01:25:27,818 --> 01:25:28,942
There must be some mistake
1257
01:25:28,942 --> 01:25:30,984
you know Ted you want to bail on the Wong, that's fine
1258
01:25:30,984 --> 01:25:33,451
but getting some groupie to take your place?
1259
01:25:33,451 --> 01:25:35,078
That's pathetic
1260
01:25:35,078 --> 01:25:35,726
dad
1261
01:25:35,726 --> 01:25:40,192
Dad your face, now get out of mine, forever!
1262
01:25:47,977 --> 01:25:50,488
Welcome to the team, Theodore
1263
01:25:50,488 --> 01:25:52,140
you switched the cards
1264
01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:53,714
Er... reason one
1265
01:25:53,714 --> 01:25:55,989
as I explained in my previous presentation
1266
01:25:55,989 --> 01:25:59,518
I don't care about your stupid graphs Ki
1267
01:25:59,518 --> 01:26:01,652
my dad hates me because of you
1268
01:26:01,652 --> 01:26:02,979
that brings us to reason two
1269
01:26:02,979 --> 01:26:06,589
Ted, your dad hates you
1270
01:26:06,589 --> 01:26:11,860
and not because of me, i mean, from before
1271
01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:15,382
We're through Ki
1272
01:26:15,382 --> 01:26:18,101
Ehm... ok
1273
01:26:18,517 --> 01:26:19,812
I know you're upset
1274
01:26:19,812 --> 01:26:21,335
if we think about this objectively
1275
01:26:21,335 --> 01:26:26,221
OBJECTIVELY you've ruined my life
1276
01:26:26,221 --> 01:26:30,070
I never want to see you again
1277
01:26:30,070 --> 01:26:32,023
but i was just looking out for you
1278
01:26:32,023 --> 01:26:33,548
Look out for me?
1279
01:26:33,548 --> 01:26:37,301
Look form over there!
1280
01:26:37,301 --> 01:26:39,450
Get out of my face
1281
01:26:39,450 --> 01:26:42,442
forever
1282
01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:49,084
Did you really want me to...
1283
01:26:49,084 --> 01:26:52,081
just go!
1284
01:27:14,788 --> 01:27:16,631
Hi
1285
01:27:16,631 --> 01:27:17,643
Jenny I'm sorry
1286
01:27:17,643 --> 01:27:20,689
sorry for punching Law in front of the school
1287
01:27:20,689 --> 01:27:24,448
or for ruining my chances of making Varsity this year
1288
01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:29,395
yes, both of these things, and before you hit me again there's something i've got to take off of my chest
1289
01:27:29,395 --> 01:27:30,923
What? That you like me?
1290
01:27:30,923 --> 01:27:34,169
That you were just sticking up for me against my big mean boyfriend?
1291
01:27:34,169 --> 01:27:36,483
Look i get that you're upset we can't be friends
1292
01:27:36,483 --> 01:27:39,358
but you're not the only one who has a tough round here ok?
1293
01:27:39,358 --> 01:27:43,924
If you can't suck it up then leave
1294
01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:53,396
Hey!
1295
01:27:53,396 --> 01:27:55,828
You'd be happy to know i just got expelled
1296
01:27:55,828 --> 01:27:57,791
SO i am leaving
1297
01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,682
oh and your big mean boyfriend
1298
01:27:59,682 --> 01:28:01,509
he told me he's not going to put you in the team anyway
1299
01:28:01,509 --> 01:28:05,333
so at least you've got a show out of it
1300
01:28:06,163 --> 01:28:08,369
You're an asshole
1301
01:28:18,958 --> 01:28:21,309
Previously, on VGHS (subtitles by MisterMascolo)
1302
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,895
Jenny, make Varsity?
1303
01:28:23,895 --> 01:28:26,014
Not on my watch
1304
01:28:30,632 --> 01:28:32,075
You signed me up for drift racing
1305
01:28:32,075 --> 01:28:32,979
Ted, I'm sorry
1306
01:28:32,979 --> 01:28:35,208
I'm splitz-fied baby
1307
01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:38,067
we're through
1308
01:28:38,067 --> 01:28:40,129
you're expelled
1309
01:28:40,129 --> 01:28:42,501
pack up your dreams and go
1310
01:28:42,501 --> 01:28:44,179
Sorry, ki
1311
01:28:44,179 --> 01:28:47,226
Ted stays where he belongs
1312
01:28:47,226 --> 01:28:48,497
in my shadow!
1313
01:28:48,497 --> 01:28:49,887
What're you doing Brian
1314
01:28:49,887 --> 01:28:51,982
Why did you throw it on the way
1315
01:28:51,982 --> 01:28:53,729
Because you're too good for him Jenny
1316
01:28:53,729 --> 01:28:55,875
and because I'm in love with you
1317
01:29:48,155 --> 01:29:50,173
Thanks Mr. D
1318
01:30:00,713 --> 01:30:03,443
Another busy night Mr. D
1319
01:30:03,443 --> 01:30:06,860
It's always a busy night
1320
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:08,931
knock yourself up
1321
01:30:10,141 --> 01:30:12,800
Is... Is that Brian D?
1322
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,582
See if he will play a game with us
1323
01:30:14,582 --> 01:30:19,732
I'm sorry, Brian never games with the customers
1324
01:30:25,935 --> 01:30:28,550
Come on, scram scrow
1325
01:30:34,378 --> 01:30:38,592
Go back to VGHS, Jumper Jax
1326
01:30:38,592 --> 01:30:42,201
Whatever, quitter
1327
01:30:42,201 --> 01:30:45,191
yeah, i'll go
1328
01:30:52,620 --> 01:30:54,671
Always looking out for a little guy
1329
01:30:54,671 --> 01:30:57,579
Ted?
1330
01:30:57,579 --> 01:30:58,946
How long has it been?
1331
01:30:58,946 --> 01:31:01,218
Twentyfour hours?
1332
01:31:01,218 --> 01:31:03,668
You have it D., it's a day!
1333
01:31:03,668 --> 01:31:05,204
Come on let's go get a slice
1334
01:31:05,204 --> 01:31:07,158
alright!
1335
01:31:09,217 --> 01:31:11,444
And then Calhoun told me i can't switch to rythm gaming
1336
01:31:11,444 --> 01:31:14,824
cause once you've signed up you're locked in the system
1337
01:31:15,190 --> 01:31:17,114
It goes a butt
1338
01:31:17,227 --> 01:31:18,722
Same old story
1339
01:31:18,722 --> 01:31:20,563
calhoun always wins
1340
01:31:20,563 --> 01:31:23,591
but it's a story with a twist ending
1341
01:31:23,591 --> 01:31:28,476
you signed up, you're still in the system, you can totally try out tomorrow
1342
01:31:29,306 --> 01:31:32,119
It's taking worse when you're expelled
1343
01:31:32,119 --> 01:31:34,062
And even if i did, tomorrow is not good for me
1344
01:31:34,062 --> 01:31:36,057
We've got this huge birthday party coming
1345
01:31:36,057 --> 01:31:38,835
dude, come on
1346
01:31:38,835 --> 01:31:41,394
As much as i love what you've done to the place
1347
01:31:41,394 --> 01:31:44,514
it ain't VGHS
1348
01:31:44,514 --> 01:31:46,697
Uhm.. That's kind of the idea
1349
01:31:46,697 --> 01:31:50,364
You actually play games for fun here
1350
01:31:50,364 --> 01:31:53,451
Tell me we didn't have fun together?
1351
01:31:53,451 --> 01:31:56,626
We had some swell times
1352
01:31:56,806 --> 01:31:59,633
to better days
1353
01:32:12,782 --> 01:32:14,887
So...
1354
01:32:14,887 --> 01:32:17,070
How are you Ted
1355
01:32:17,070 --> 01:32:20,077
i was really sad to hear about you and ki
1356
01:32:21,508 --> 01:32:23,473
never say to me that name again
1357
01:32:23,473 --> 01:32:27,708
what name?
1358
01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:29,561
my name?
1359
01:32:29,561 --> 01:32:31,010
Ki
1360
01:32:31,010 --> 01:32:32,141
Ki!
1361
01:32:32,141 --> 01:32:33,625
What a surprise!
1362
01:32:33,625 --> 01:32:35,537
Oh yes, hello
1363
01:32:35,537 --> 01:32:38,276
here
1364
01:32:40,325 --> 01:32:42,066
Will you stop being mad at me now?
1365
01:32:42,066 --> 01:32:45,515
Brian tell Ki that fixing my guitar doesn't make up for breaking my hopes and dreams
1366
01:32:45,515 --> 01:32:48,630
Ted, tell Brian that you were being a big stupid dumb jerk
1367
01:32:48,630 --> 01:32:50,720
Brian, Ki says i'm a big stupid
1368
01:32:51,828 --> 01:32:55,629
dammit
1369
01:33:00,012 --> 01:33:01,769
So, ki
1370
01:33:01,769 --> 01:33:02,934
it's been a while
1371
01:33:02,934 --> 01:33:03,986
it's been one day Brian
1372
01:33:03,986 --> 01:33:06,196
Ah ok
1373
01:33:10,642 --> 01:33:11,450
Hey you
1374
01:33:11,450 --> 01:33:12,350
loser
1375
01:33:12,350 --> 01:33:13,967
can't hail the rock?
1376
01:33:13,967 --> 01:33:15,594
than you'd better whack
1377
01:33:15,594 --> 01:33:17,737
away
1378
01:33:17,737 --> 01:33:19,289
Remember, while you still do drugs
1379
01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:24,774
you're a loser, so why you don't stop playing and go taking some drugs, loser?
1380
01:33:26,884 --> 01:33:29,655
Whoa, you suck
1381
01:33:48,134 --> 01:33:50,454
why is Ted so stupid
1382
01:33:51,978 --> 01:33:53,412
Ted isn't...
1383
01:33:53,412 --> 01:33:59,485
ergh.. Ted is different
1384
01:33:59,485 --> 01:34:02,290
I apologised to him and he's so mad at me
1385
01:34:02,290 --> 01:34:03,230
i should be mad at him
1386
01:34:03,230 --> 01:34:05,183
I am mad at him
1387
01:34:05,183 --> 01:34:09,584
I'm sucking at rythm gaming just because i tried to fix his problems
1388
01:34:09,584 --> 01:34:14,961
Woah, Ki you can't always fix other people's problems for them
1389
01:34:15,731 --> 01:34:17,429
I mean sometimes
1390
01:34:17,429 --> 01:34:21,911
problems are just unsolvable
1391
01:34:22,938 --> 01:34:25,889
like the Hars conjuncture?
1392
01:34:28,010 --> 01:34:31,222
Think it like this
1393
01:34:31,222 --> 01:34:36,818
Ted is.. like you Gumbac
1394
01:34:36,818 --> 01:34:38,400
That you've been looking on
1395
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:41,002
I mean sure, sometimes he get knocked around but
1396
01:34:41,002 --> 01:34:44,472
you gotta trust himself to pick him back up
1397
01:34:44,472 --> 01:34:47,763
even though he doesn't know you have to see
1398
01:34:52,698 --> 01:34:55,932
Brian
1399
01:34:58,637 --> 01:35:01,201
thank you
1400
01:35:21,114 --> 01:35:24,819
So you're running an arcade now?
1401
01:35:24,819 --> 01:35:27,831
Hey Jenny
1402
01:35:30,123 --> 01:35:31,156
It's pretty rad
1403
01:35:31,156 --> 01:35:32,086
Best thing ever right?
1404
01:35:32,086 --> 01:35:33,848
I know, but
1405
01:35:33,848 --> 01:35:36,899
i'm kinda busy at the momento so...
1406
01:35:36,899 --> 01:35:40,018
Look Brian, i'm not really the best at apologises
1407
01:35:40,018 --> 01:35:41,921
but i just wanted
1408
01:35:41,921 --> 01:35:43,815
Jenny we're cool, i mean
1409
01:35:43,815 --> 01:35:46,321
i was being a jerk too
1410
01:35:46,321 --> 01:35:49,529
Now why don't you go play some games, like
1411
01:35:49,529 --> 01:35:51,304
over there?
1412
01:35:51,304 --> 01:35:54,274
on the house
1413
01:35:54,274 --> 01:35:59,673
Okay still you're getting kicked out and
1414
01:35:59,673 --> 01:36:05,837
school sucks without you Brian so... i'm sorry
1415
01:36:05,837 --> 01:36:07,307
Don't be
1416
01:36:07,307 --> 01:36:08,096
really i mean
1417
01:36:08,096 --> 01:36:09,079
it worked out for the better
1418
01:36:09,079 --> 01:36:13,980
look at this place
1419
01:36:13,980 --> 01:36:16,696
Ted was actually in here, like telling me i can actually try out and stuff
1420
01:36:16,696 --> 01:36:19,078
You can still try out tomorrow?
1421
01:36:19,078 --> 01:36:20,979
Yeah but it's not like it did let me get back in
1422
01:36:20,979 --> 01:36:22,485
So what??
1423
01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:25,647
People are saying that i can't make Varsity just because i broke up with the law
1424
01:36:25,647 --> 01:36:30,197
but you know what if i kick enough ass out there there's nothing he can do to stop it
1425
01:36:30,197 --> 01:36:33,613
I'm sorry i tought that playing at VGHS was like your dream or whatever
1426
01:36:33,613 --> 01:36:37,985
you're telling me you have one last shot at your dream and you're just gonna walk away?
1427
01:36:37,985 --> 01:36:43,851
seriously what the hell is wrong with you, really?
1428
01:36:43,851 --> 01:36:45,181
Broke up with the Law?
1429
01:36:45,181 --> 01:36:45,697
oh my god
1430
01:36:45,697 --> 01:36:47,357
that's what you've got out of this
1431
01:36:47,357 --> 01:36:52,413
No, i mean, i was just saying
1432
01:36:52,413 --> 01:36:55,487
You really think i've got a shot?
1433
01:36:55,487 --> 01:36:56,954
At the tryouts
1434
01:36:56,954 --> 01:36:57,901
yeah
1435
01:36:57,901 --> 01:36:59,593
it think you have a shot at the tryouts
1436
01:36:59,593 --> 01:37:00,575
That's what i meant
1437
01:37:00,575 --> 01:37:02,246
totally
1438
01:37:02,246 --> 01:37:03,798
Good
1439
01:37:03,798 --> 01:37:07,610
so will you be there tomorrow?
1440
01:37:07,610 --> 01:37:10,697
no, jenny
1441
01:37:10,697 --> 01:37:17,538
i mean even if they let me back on it's not like VGHS is going to change
1442
01:37:18,985 --> 01:37:22,052
good luck out there
1443
01:37:22,052 --> 01:37:23,650
you know
1444
01:37:23,650 --> 01:37:26,813
we've never played DxM
1445
01:37:27,736 --> 01:37:29,712
I tought it was a baby game
1446
01:37:29,712 --> 01:37:32,616
i think you're just saying that because you know you're going to lose
1447
01:37:32,616 --> 01:37:34,242
oh really?
1448
01:37:34,242 --> 01:37:38,761
what do you say a hundred pipe so that we dance?
1449
01:37:38,761 --> 01:37:42,765
this isn't fields of fire i mean skeeball
1450
01:37:54,693 --> 01:37:56,778
you should be embarassed
1451
01:37:56,778 --> 01:37:59,031
i'll never love you
1452
01:39:38,283 --> 01:39:39,376
you're right
1453
01:39:39,376 --> 01:39:40,663
i'm being a big dumb stupid jerk
1454
01:39:40,663 --> 01:39:47,326
i know you're just trying to protect me and i'm sorry that you're stuck to rythm gaming with my dad
1455
01:39:48,402 --> 01:39:49,288
okay
1456
01:39:49,288 --> 01:39:51,092
i deserved that
1457
01:39:51,092 --> 01:39:53,084
please forgive me
1458
01:39:53,084 --> 01:39:55,207
i really miss you Ki
1459
01:39:55,207 --> 01:39:58,643
can we please be friends again?
1460
01:40:21,251 --> 01:40:22,658
oh gosh
1461
01:40:23,765 --> 01:40:25,235
you know one last shot of my dream
1462
01:40:25,235 --> 01:40:26,531
i can go for that
1463
01:40:26,531 --> 01:40:27,376
good
1464
01:40:27,376 --> 01:40:31,280
this is brian D with nothing to lose and he's one of my team
1465
01:40:31,280 --> 01:40:33,781
alright, captain
1466
01:40:37,728 --> 01:40:40,112
almost nothing
1467
01:40:40,112 --> 01:40:42,215
almost?
1468
01:40:43,115 --> 01:40:44,440
hey Brian
1469
01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:45,971
Jenny
1470
01:40:45,971 --> 01:40:47,388
Ki and i made up
1471
01:40:47,388 --> 01:40:50,148
and by made up, i mean made out
1472
01:40:50,148 --> 01:40:51,097
if you know what i mean
1473
01:40:51,097 --> 01:40:51,837
our lips touched
1474
01:40:51,837 --> 01:40:52,757
great
1475
01:40:52,757 --> 01:40:55,297
I'm super happy for you
1476
01:40:55,297 --> 01:40:59,636
so what were you guys up to?
1477
01:40:59,636 --> 01:41:02,972
Uh Uh! Four way high five!
1478
01:41:39,644 --> 01:41:49,184
Subtitles by MisterMascolo
1479
01:41:49,184 --> 01:41:50,805
It's time we hear again
1480
01:41:50,805 --> 01:41:56,723
when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody
1481
01:41:56,723 --> 01:41:59,140
from the wumb of glory
1482
01:41:59,140 --> 01:42:01,466
That's just one of the many disgusting ways
1483
01:42:01,466 --> 01:42:04,725
we'll be describing the white knuckle action of vghs'
1484
01:42:04,725 --> 01:42:07,321
fps clan tryouts
1485
01:42:07,321 --> 01:42:10,788
Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditorium
1486
01:42:10,788 --> 01:42:12,223
and speaking of legens
1487
01:42:12,223 --> 01:42:16,900
our special guest of today eats legends for brunch
1488
01:42:17,007 --> 01:42:18,397
hey law
1489
01:42:18,397 --> 01:42:19,359
hope you grabbed a snack for the match
1490
01:42:19,359 --> 01:42:20,840
ehm, I did Scott, thank you
1491
01:42:24,093 --> 01:42:26,027
so law, we've got 84 students
1492
01:42:26,027 --> 01:42:29,247
going for just 12 Jv and Varsity jants
1493
01:42:29,247 --> 01:42:31,798
any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?
1494
01:42:31,798 --> 01:42:33,947
before they get ready for the death?
1495
01:42:33,947 --> 01:42:36,273
well, i don't know about pro tips, but
1496
01:42:36,273 --> 01:42:43,332
let me tell you something i once told a promising young newblade
1497
01:42:43,332 --> 01:42:47,448
VGHS is about being the best
1498
01:42:47,448 --> 01:42:48,912
but you can't be the best
1499
01:42:48,912 --> 01:42:51,077
you must be yourself
1500
01:42:51,077 --> 01:42:55,022
so before you walk in the tryouts today
1501
01:42:55,022 --> 01:42:59,506
i want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors
1502
01:42:59,506 --> 01:43:04,078
i want you to find out what drives you
1503
01:43:04,078 --> 01:43:06,027
cause once you find that out
1504
01:43:06,027 --> 01:43:09,961
once you know what it is to truly game
1505
01:43:09,961 --> 01:43:14,629
then nobody can break you
1506
01:43:16,862 --> 01:43:20,346
you guys are ready to go?
1507
01:43:20,346 --> 01:43:23,006
chiba, honzo!
1508
01:43:23,006 --> 01:43:23,937
how did you
1509
01:43:23,937 --> 01:43:25,260
Fished them out of the dumpster
1510
01:43:25,260 --> 01:43:27,873
You didn't think i'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?
1511
01:43:27,873 --> 01:43:29,669
i fixed them for you, they should be fully functional
1512
01:43:29,669 --> 01:43:31,836
and i've added a few...
1513
01:43:31,836 --> 01:43:34,151
upgrades
1514
01:43:34,151 --> 01:43:37,827
you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?
1515
01:43:37,827 --> 01:43:38,990
we are?
1516
01:43:38,990 --> 01:43:41,955
of course we are!
1517
01:43:41,955 --> 01:43:45,937
now let's go playing some video games
1518
01:43:58,349 --> 01:44:04,135
now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about
1519
01:44:04,135 --> 01:44:06,185
in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest
1520
01:44:06,185 --> 01:44:09,723
fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen
1521
01:44:09,723 --> 01:44:11,764
they must have a pretty good captain
1522
01:44:11,764 --> 01:44:13,426
and in the blue corner
1523
01:44:13,426 --> 01:44:16,479
a rad tad group led by jenny Matrix
1524
01:44:16,479 --> 01:44:20,655
who's fighting to be the first softmore ever to make it onto the vghs
1525
01:44:20,655 --> 01:44:22,316
varsity team
1526
01:44:22,316 --> 01:44:25,678
doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion
1527
01:44:25,678 --> 01:44:27,520
Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law
1528
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:29,954
Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school
1529
01:44:29,954 --> 01:44:33,176
STFU Law, It's Brian D!
1530
01:44:37,702 --> 01:44:38,455
Noo!
1531
01:44:38,455 --> 01:44:40,260
No!
1532
01:44:40,260 --> 01:44:43,517
Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?
1533
01:44:43,517 --> 01:44:45,275
i signed up, i'm still in the system
1534
01:44:45,275 --> 01:44:47,252
the rules say i can play
1535
01:44:47,252 --> 01:44:49,422
Pff, Who sold you that load of molineux?
1536
01:44:49,422 --> 01:44:53,313
Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white
1537
01:44:53,313 --> 01:44:54,918
looks like your fable ends here
1538
01:44:54,918 --> 01:44:56,430
i know it does
1539
01:44:56,430 --> 01:44:59,397
it was my dream to play on a vghs team and i screwed it up
1540
01:44:59,397 --> 01:45:02,072
yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure
1541
01:45:03,209 --> 01:45:04,997
so what are you doing on my battlefield?
1542
01:45:04,997 --> 01:45:06,982
This isn't about you and me
1543
01:45:06,982 --> 01:45:08,389
it's not about getting back in
1544
01:45:08,389 --> 01:45:14,219
it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best
1545
01:45:14,219 --> 01:45:17,310
it's about playing the game
1546
01:45:17,310 --> 01:45:20,796
so at the end of the day Calhoun
1547
01:45:20,796 --> 01:45:25,711
it's all about the game
1548
01:45:25,711 --> 01:45:34,149
GG Brian D
1549
01:45:34,149 --> 01:45:36,046
he plays!
1550
01:45:36,046 --> 01:45:38,056
I can't believe that worked
1551
01:45:38,056 --> 01:45:41,191
check out brian d's old school gear!
1552
01:45:41,191 --> 01:45:43,825
Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you with
1553
01:45:43,825 --> 01:45:45,666
Law-lipop
1554
01:45:45,666 --> 01:45:50,441
alright everybody calm down, the game is about to start
1555
01:45:53,659 --> 01:45:55,399
You've shown up late again, uh brian?
1556
01:45:55,399 --> 01:45:57,740
you never seem to learn, do you?
1557
01:45:57,740 --> 01:45:59,857
Rule No 1 Ace
1558
01:45:59,857 --> 01:46:01,987
never give up
1559
01:46:01,987 --> 01:46:04,487
Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me
1560
01:46:04,487 --> 01:46:13,611
Now sit your punk ass down and best wishes
1561
01:46:16,824 --> 01:46:21,831
you all know the routine, you keep it clean up there
1562
01:46:21,831 --> 01:46:23,416
match begins in thirty seconds
1563
01:46:23,416 --> 01:46:27,047
get busy fragging or get busy dying
1564
01:46:27,047 --> 01:46:28,248
COUNTDOWN
1565
01:46:28,248 --> 01:46:31,399
allright bring it in
1566
01:46:31,399 --> 01:46:33,720
you should've stayed home brian you're going to ruin itfor all of us
1567
01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:36,742
yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv
1568
01:46:36,742 --> 01:46:39,252
hey| i've seen these two cats meow
1569
01:46:39,252 --> 01:46:41,502
and it's about to be a fancy fist tonight
1570
01:46:41,502 --> 01:46:42,741
you plan on bringing the thunder?
1571
01:46:42,741 --> 01:46:43,538
you know it
1572
01:46:43,538 --> 01:46:45,206
good enough for me
1573
01:46:45,206 --> 01:46:46,374
Jenny
1574
01:46:46,374 --> 01:46:48,834
Now that you've all worked out your feelings
1575
01:46:48,834 --> 01:46:50,984
are you ready to kick some ass?
1576
01:48:05,474 --> 01:48:07,968
Fry my circuits! D and Jenny've just grabbed the case
1577
01:48:07,968 --> 01:48:12,033
bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners
1578
01:48:12,033 --> 01:48:14,956
because this combo is bubble
1579
01:48:14,956 --> 01:48:18,202
please, grabbing the case is the easy part
1580
01:48:18,202 --> 01:48:21,191
let's see how these butts do on the long way back
1581
01:48:30,431 --> 01:48:33,436
How crowdass that kid can play
1582
01:48:33,436 --> 01:48:35,340
i hate that kid
1583
01:48:53,940 --> 01:48:56,775
Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood!
1584
01:48:56,775 --> 01:49:03,006
Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass
1585
01:49:33,286 --> 01:49:35,104
Jenny matrix has almost dome
1586
01:49:35,104 --> 01:49:40,141
these underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history
1587
01:49:40,141 --> 01:49:41,817
and that's not all, shotbot
1588
01:49:41,817 --> 01:49:47,401
another round like that and brian d could actually get back in, into vghs
1589
01:49:47,401 --> 01:49:51,482
Now how's that do ya, Law
1590
01:49:51,482 --> 01:49:53,359
he's gone
1591
01:49:53,359 --> 01:49:57,399
he left
1592
01:50:01,364 --> 01:50:02,689
alright, you three left flank
1593
01:50:02,689 --> 01:50:04,440
everyone else, with me
1594
01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:05,246
this is it g...
1595
01:50:05,246 --> 01:50:07,460
THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME
1596
01:50:07,460 --> 01:50:08,846
The law?
1597
01:50:08,846 --> 01:50:09,968
Game over man
1598
01:50:09,968 --> 01:50:11,716
game over our faces
1599
01:50:11,716 --> 01:50:12,989
okay, everybody calm down
1600
01:50:12,989 --> 01:50:14,877
don't panic, as longas we keep our
1601
01:50:14,877 --> 01:50:17,942
HEADSHOT
1602
01:50:17,942 --> 01:50:19,476
Law ready for this?
1603
01:50:19,476 --> 01:50:22,137
Run!
1604
01:51:04,119 --> 01:51:08,301
Yowza! lesson learned, hell hath no
fury like a Law scorned!
1605
01:51:26,399 --> 01:51:27,557
I know me some ownage
1606
01:51:27,557 --> 01:51:30,857
but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever
1607
01:51:30,857 --> 01:51:32,393
oh great Carmak's gosth!
1608
01:51:32,393 --> 01:51:35,173
he scored again
1609
01:51:35,173 --> 01:51:35,997
tie game
1610
01:51:35,997 --> 01:51:37,724
you knwo what that means Quakesperians
1611
01:51:37,724 --> 01:51:39,546
It's time for a sudden death!
1612
01:51:39,546 --> 01:51:43,043
3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy
1613
01:51:43,043 --> 01:51:46,887
Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this
1614
01:51:46,887 --> 01:51:51,733
two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions
1615
01:51:51,733 --> 01:51:54,669
and it all comes down to this final play
1616
01:51:54,669 --> 01:51:58,133
Jenny, Brian
1617
01:51:58,133 --> 01:52:00,818
make it a good one
1618
01:52:00,818 --> 01:52:02,094
everybody stop!
1619
01:52:02,094 --> 01:52:03,753
we can still win this thing
1620
01:52:03,753 --> 01:52:05,779
get real Matrix, we're down-zo
1621
01:52:05,779 --> 01:52:07,134
the law is coming
1622
01:52:07,134 --> 01:52:08,803
for me
1623
01:52:08,803 --> 01:52:11,809
The law is here because i'm here
1624
01:52:11,809 --> 01:52:14,134
So i say let him have me
1625
01:52:14,134 --> 01:52:16,740
you know you're almost in school, right?
1626
01:52:16,740 --> 01:52:19,332
i know
1627
01:52:19,332 --> 01:52:22,917
alright, here's the plan
1628
01:52:45,245 --> 01:52:47,328
LAW!
1629
01:52:51,159 --> 01:52:53,077
he's mine
1630
01:53:07,876 --> 01:53:08,861
Jenny
1631
01:53:08,861 --> 01:53:10,293
Law
1632
01:53:10,293 --> 01:53:12,299
awkward
1633
01:53:12,299 --> 01:53:13,660
so
1634
01:53:13,660 --> 01:53:16,163
what's happening captain?
1635
01:53:16,163 --> 01:53:17,501
Should we just shoot each other?
1636
01:53:17,501 --> 01:53:19,773
oh we could
1637
01:53:19,773 --> 01:53:25,291
but that won't get you on varsity know, would it?
1638
01:53:25,291 --> 01:53:27,750
here's how this is gonna work
1639
01:53:27,750 --> 01:53:30,424
you're gonna go grab the intel
1640
01:53:30,424 --> 01:53:33,670
i'm going to say hi to Brian
1641
01:53:33,670 --> 01:53:38,612
and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow
1642
01:53:38,612 --> 01:53:40,856
you think i'd be caught dead on your team
1643
01:53:40,856 --> 01:53:46,679
Matrix, please
1644
01:53:46,679 --> 01:53:51,480
i should go before people start talking
1645
01:54:02,288 --> 01:54:02,996
Hey brian
1646
01:54:02,996 --> 01:54:03,885
Argh
1647
01:54:03,885 --> 01:54:05,070
Argh!
1648
01:54:05,070 --> 01:54:07,513
Jenny just shot me in the back
1649
01:54:07,513 --> 01:54:09,073
Oh wait no
1650
01:54:09,073 --> 01:54:10,054
I'm sorry
1651
01:54:10,054 --> 01:54:11,790
she just stabbed you in the back!
1652
01:54:16,378 --> 01:54:19,834
Really, Brian?
1653
01:54:27,231 --> 01:54:32,289
really?
1654
01:54:32,289 --> 01:54:36,802
I gotta admire your gumption, kid
1655
01:54:36,802 --> 01:54:40,740
you really want to play this game one last time
1656
01:54:40,740 --> 01:54:42,447
Okay
1657
01:54:42,447 --> 01:54:44,109
The clock's ticking
1658
01:54:44,109 --> 01:54:46,196
so why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging
1659
01:54:46,196 --> 01:54:52,469
and we'll put this all "is anybody better than the Law" issue to bed
1660
01:55:02,756 --> 01:55:04,525
Brian
1661
01:55:04,525 --> 01:55:06,949
move the face
1662
01:55:06,949 --> 01:55:14,189
I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody
1663
01:55:14,189 --> 01:55:21,483
and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot
1664
01:55:21,483 --> 01:55:24,485
and you blew it
1665
01:55:24,485 --> 01:55:27,634
you proved you're a nothing
1666
01:55:27,634 --> 01:55:29,210
but surprise
1667
01:55:29,210 --> 01:55:31,932
here's your pal The Law
1668
01:55:31,932 --> 01:55:38,378
coming here to give you a last chance
1669
01:55:38,378 --> 01:55:43,357
so are you gonna take it? Come on
1670
01:55:43,357 --> 01:55:46,182
you've got nothing to lose
1671
01:55:48,902 --> 01:55:50,851
almost
1672
01:57:15,677 --> 01:57:17,779
Law ready for THAT?
1673
01:57:25,514 --> 01:57:28,237
Brian D
1674
01:57:28,237 --> 01:57:29,805
congratulations
1675
01:57:29,805 --> 01:57:34,165
you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS
1676
01:58:02,155 --> 01:58:04,711
Welcome to the team
1677
01:58:04,711 --> 01:58:07,461
thanks
1678
01:58:07,461 --> 01:58:09,648
I'm sorry about Varsity
1679
01:58:09,648 --> 01:58:11,418
it's ok
1680
01:58:11,418 --> 01:58:14,256
I'm happy with what i've got
1681
01:58:24,925 --> 01:58:28,970
Sorry, i was completely unprofessional
1682
01:58:28,970 --> 01:58:31,166
It's ok
1683
01:58:31,166 --> 01:58:33,956
I am your captain now, though
1684
01:58:33,956 --> 01:58:37,742
Oh, well it won't happen again
1685
01:58:37,742 --> 01:58:40,203
captain
1686
01:58:43,221 --> 01:58:46,652
That was your first kiss, wasn't it?
1687
01:58:46,652 --> 01:58:48,462
And my last, cause now i'm going to die
1688
01:58:48,462 --> 01:58:50,283
Brian, it was
1689
01:58:50,283 --> 01:58:51,602
i'm
1690
01:59:10,563 --> 01:59:12,684
it was good
1691
01:59:12,684 --> 01:59:20,032
Good, cause that was the last one, right?
1692
01:59:22,196 --> 01:59:26,054
yeah
1693
01:59:26,054 --> 01:59:28,699
I hate this school
1694
01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:42,562
practice starts tomorrow
1695
01:59:42,562 --> 01:59:43,778
see you there
1696
01:59:43,778 --> 01:59:45,358
captain
1697
01:59:52,428 --> 01:59:54,428
Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later
1698
01:59:54,428 --> 01:59:55,973
Sleep well, young Theodore
1699
01:59:55,973 --> 01:59:57,789
for we drift! AT daybreak
1700
01:59:57,789 --> 01:59:58,877
Oh hey Ted
1701
01:59:58,877 --> 02:00:01,032
turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker
1702
02:00:01,032 --> 02:00:03,024
she can learn a thing or two
1703
02:00:03,024 --> 02:00:04,080
I'm sure she is da
1704
02:00:04,080 --> 02:00:06,639
she's pretty awesome at anything
1705
02:00:06,639 --> 02:00:08,995
Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day
1706
02:00:08,995 --> 02:00:11,223
look, that's Brian!
1707
02:00:11,223 --> 02:00:17,682
Oh, see you later popps
1708
02:00:17,682 --> 02:00:22,093
Brian freaking D!
1709
02:00:22,093 --> 02:00:23,678
Congratulations brain
1710
02:00:23,678 --> 02:00:25,089
I knew you'd make it back!
1711
02:00:25,089 --> 02:00:26,456
Roommates forever!
1712
02:00:26,456 --> 02:00:28,127
Thanks guy
1713
02:00:28,127 --> 02:00:29,332
Wow, you've made your teams!
1714
02:00:29,332 --> 02:00:31,212
Yes, she melted my old man's face off
1715
02:00:31,212 --> 02:00:32,157
litterally
1716
02:00:32,157 --> 02:00:33,831
oh no, not litterally
1717
02:00:33,831 --> 02:00:36,694
but i did really well
1718
02:00:36,694 --> 02:00:38,681
Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!
1719
02:00:38,681 --> 02:00:42,671
pizza sounds great right about now
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