Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1935}{1988}Damn it, Dedee! {2017}{2076}What is the matter with you?|Why aren't you dressed yet? {2078}{2131}You better get in there, missy,|and wear what I put out for you. {2135}{2169}Do you hear me? {2173}{2242}I'm not about to have you show up|in that crap you wear to school. {2247}{2301}This isn't just any old day|of the week, you know. {2305}{2427}You're gonna show me and your stepfather|some respect for once in your life. {2429}{2477}If you're one of those people|who don't like movies... {2481}{2530}where some person you can't see|talks the whole time... {2535}{2593}and covers up all the holes|in the plot and... {2594}{2660}at the end says, "I was never the same|after that summer"... {2664}{2731}or whatever, like it was so deep|they can't stand it... {2735}{2833}then you're out of luck. Things get|very complicated here very quick. {2837}{2901}And my guess is you're not gonna be|up to it without me talking. {2905}{2963}Lord, help me... {2967}{3011}My name is Dedee Truitt. {3015}{3081}I'm sixteen, and this is|Creve Coeur, Louisiana... {3085}{3161}which is French, I think,|for like, fucked heart. {3619}{3667}My mother was the kind of mother|who always said... {3669}{3713}she was her|daughter's best friend. {3715}{3785}Whenever she did, I thought, great,|not only do I have a shitty mother... {3789}{3834}but my best friend's a loser|bitch. {3839}{3945}Dedee, honey, put the dirt on like I|told you how to. {3949}{4024}She was all over me the day we|buried my stepfather. {4073}{4127}That's not what I said!|What are you doing? {4131}{4174}Les was a real asshole. {4179}{4231}To get cancer of the ass was,|like, poetic. {4235}{4329}Almost as good as cancer|of the dick... if they have that. {4409}{4447}I had to get out of there. {4451}{4524}Look around. Wouldn't you? {4681}{4757}This part where I take the gun is,|like, important. {4761}{4849}It comes later, but I'm putting it|in here for foreshadowing. {4853}{4899}Which we covered when we did Dickens. {4903}{4967}If you're smart, you won't forget|I've got it. {5081}{5154}Randy was a geek, but he was nicer|than a lot of the guys... {5159}{5209}mostly because he was born with|only one ball. {5213}{5281}And he was pretty nice to anyone who'd|sleep with him and not make fun of it. {5285}{5347}- Go!|- You had to ignore the Christian stuff. {5401}{5473}I told him I was going to my|grandma's in Memphis. {5477}{5559}But where I was really going was|Indiana to see my brother Bill... {5563}{5609}who was really only my|half-brother... {5613}{5695}and who I'd seen once before|when I was a kid when my real dad died. {5743}{5791}Bill's like dozens of years older|than me... {5795}{5861}and a actual real-life homo and|a teacher... {5865}{5927}which is kind of gross, I mean,|the combo. {5931}{5993}But he had a lot of money from his|last boyfriend who died of AIDS. {5997}{6067}And I needed a place to get my|shit together. {6071}{6163}If you think I'm just plucky and|scrappy and all I need is love... {6167}{6201}you're in over your head. {6205}{6281}I don't have a heart of gold,|and I don't grow one later, okay? {6317}{6365}But relax... {6369}{6431}There's other people a lot nicer|coming up. {6435}{6483}We call them losers. {6627}{6654}Hello. {6659}{6701}You're not Bill. {6705}{6753}No, I'm Matt. Bill's at school. {6757}{6798}Are you one of his students? {6800}{6880}'Cause he really doesn't like|his students coming here. {6884}{6944}It's okay, I'm his sister. {6948}{6996}I gotta call you back. {7033}{7073}I didn't know he had a sister. {7077}{7121}Who are you? {7125}{7161}Boyfriend. {7165}{7259}Can I come in? I'm a real relation. {7263}{7305}Yeah, come on. {7485}{7561}Okey-dokey, butts out. {7565}{7627}Come on, let's go, let's go. {7955}{7994}You holding up the wall there, Joe? {7999}{8119}No, I just can't go if anybody's|around. {8409}{8489}There's a sentence here that's a|fragment. What is it? {8569}{8609}Every... {8613}{8668}Every Tuesday after Yearbook here? {8672}{8731}Now how would you fix that? {8761}{8869}I guess you could say,|Mr. Truitt blanks it hard... {8873}{8943}here every Tuesday after|Yearbook? {8947}{9013}Or just Tuesdays after Yearbook. {9017}{9058}You don't need the every, right? {9062}{9158}Yeah, I guess so. Can I go? {9929}{10005}Probably not a good idea to use your|real name. {10065}{10160}Phone call for Mr. Truitt.|Telephone call for Mr. Truitt. {10164}{10200}- She's upset but--|- What is she upset about? {10202}{10249}- she took a shower. I don't know.|- How did she get here? {10250}{10327}- She took a bus.|- Can you believe this place? {10332}{10413}Gays love houses. Tom, the dead|guy, was really loaded. {10418}{10507}I'd already worked on the beautiful|dumb one. He helped out. {10676}{10730}I laid it on kind of thick about|Mom drinking... {10734}{10792}and how tough it was on me|watching my step dad die... {10796}{10846}which is, like, so opposite. {10850}{10922}And how it would give Mom and me a|chance to grieve in our own ways... {10926}{10986}if there was a little distance|between us, just for the summer. {10990}{11075}Plus, I'd clean for them, or tell|the maid places she missed. {11080}{11164}Bill was like the definition of a|softie. {11216}{11263}Matt didn't look like a fairy at|all. {11268}{11320}But it was easy to see why he'd|screw around with Bill. {11324}{11402}And a blow job is a blow job if|you're getting one. {11406}{11509}If you're giving one, it's harder. But|even so, it's like rule one about sex. {11513}{11604}If you don't breathe in, a person|can do anything for ten minutes. {11608}{11670}A runaway.|It's like harboring a fugitive... {11674}{11734}Everything was going great until|she showed up. {11738}{11810}The sister of Tom, the dead guy. {11888}{11930}That's how Bill met him. {11934}{12004}She teaches next to him, and one day|she introduces him to her brother. {12008}{12058}This is like eight years ago. {12062}{12148}She probably thought they could|fish or play ball together. {12152}{12222}And they end up with their dicks|in each other's mouth. {12226}{12292}She looked|like she never got over it. {12378}{12446}Gross. But notice how pretty the|urn is. {12450}{12522}That's typical gay. {12526}{12598}I'm gonna clear the table. {12608}{12681}No, no, but--|Matt and me. {12826}{12874}What's your name again? {12878}{12934}Lucia Dalury. {12938}{12990}It's weird. How do you spell it? {13001}{13045}L-U-C-I-A. {13048}{13098}It should be pronounced Luchia. {13102}{13158}When I was a kid learning how to|spell... {13162}{13242}I thought they were just|pronouncing it wrong. {13246}{13330}Because I have two sisters, Marcia|and Tricia. {13334}{13378}C-I-A, sha. {13382}{13434}So I decided it was pronounced|Lusha... {13438}{13514}and it stuck. And now I kind of|like it. {13518}{13583}Yeah, it makes you different. {13587}{13628}Do you have a cigarette? {13632}{13692}No, I don't. {13738}{13830}Matt told me about your brother|and Bill. I'm sorry he's dead. {13834}{13892}Did he give it to Bill? {14010}{14067}That is none of your business. {14072}{14122}Actually, it is. {14126}{14199}I could drink out of the same cup|or something, accidentally... {14201}{14237}if I stay for a while. {14239}{14284}What do they teach you in Louisiana? {14349}{14459}It's roughly,|you reap what you sow, if you're gay. {14464}{14552}You don't get it from cups. {14556}{14632}Anyway, they're both negative. Do|you know what negative means? {14714}{14787}Bill's kind of cute, isn't he?|Even though he's old. {14805}{14841}He's thirty-five. {14843}{14935}Yeah, but he's still kind of cute.|He looks like my father. {14939}{15008}I have a picture. You wanna see? {15012}{15046}Yes. {15082}{15132}He married Bill's mom first. {15136}{15206}Then he met this lady who typed 140|words per minute. {15210}{15251}Traveled around the country... {15252}{15293}demonstrating typewriters|and tight sweaters. {15297}{15372}After that broke up, he married my|mom. {15376}{15451}That's the one that killed him. {15455}{15502}Yes, there's a resemblance. {15506}{15545}Too bad he's a fairy, right? {15549}{15608}That's not how I would put it. {15612}{15732}Then, too bad he's however you would|put it. {16052}{16128}Matt worked the night shift at Kinko's,|so he didn't go in till four. {16132}{16196}We hung out a lot. {16362}{16410}He was like a blind person, you|know? {16414}{16464}They can't see, but they hear real|well. {16468}{16550}Matt couldn't think at all, but he|looked great. {16554}{16586}It's survival. {16590}{16698}Cute, stupid people survive, have lots|of cute, stupid babies who also survive. {16702}{16769}It was like watching evolution at|work... {16773}{16830}as long as you reproduced. {16834}{16878}How long have you been here? {16962}{17037}A year in June. {17041}{17148}So it's kind of like, if you were|normal, you'd be in love. {17152}{17208}We're normal. {17212}{17268}In love, I don't know. {17304}{17337}He's like... {17386}{17434}I think he was in love with Tom. {17438}{17482}Did you know him? {17486}{17540}No, just from what his sister says. {17544}{17594}Bill doesn't talk about him that|much. {17658}{17722}He's like, what, twenty years older|than you? {17726}{17834}Nine. Sometimes ten, depending on|the month. {17838}{17893}Have you always been a mo? {17897}{17969}Yeah, I guess. {17973}{18006}You've never slept with a girl. {18010}{18061}Nope, never came up. {18065}{18110}So to speak, right? {18170}{18218}It's just not for me. {18222}{18298}How would you know if you've never|tried it? {18346}{18436}I never tried Communism, but I know|I wouldn't like that. {18440}{18500}It's the same thing. Or grits. {18504}{18554}Have you ever slept with a Black|person? {18558}{18602}No, I don't think so. {18606}{18649}Because you know you wouldn't like|it. {18653}{18720}No, I don't know that. {18724}{18772}So even though you've never tried|either... {18776}{18870}you'd have sex with a Black|person but not with me. {18874}{18954}God, it's like reverse|discrimination. {18958}{19011}Quotas. {19016}{19069}Is it? {19073}{19108}Yeah, it's prejudice. {19164}{19196}Would you mind? {19678}{19731}I think you can reach them yourself. {19736}{19781}Scared you'll get a woody? {19785}{19867}Dedee, look... {19871}{19951}you're really great, but I'm gay. {19955}{20003}Theory. {20007}{20091}Whatever. You're my boyfriend's|sister-- {20095}{20165}Half-sister. Look, I get it, okay? {20169}{20217}If I was you and I had this great|setup... {20221}{20277}and the guy I was with was|fifteen years older than me... {20281}{20329}and all I had to do was blow him|a couple of times a year... {20333}{20393}I wouldn't rock the boat either. {20397}{20482}You're a homo. Fine, whatever.|Like I give a shit. {20581}{20667}Nine-- ten at the most-- years older. {20671}{20715}He could be your father. {20719}{20808}Basically, you're blowing your father.|That can't feel right. {20809}{20859}I never knew my father. {20863}{20933}And you really think this is a good|way to make up for it? {21099}{21193}Matt struggled for a while, which I|thought showed a lot of loyalty to Bill. {21197}{21251}But I got him over that. And by|the end of the month... {21255}{21329}he was calling in sick to Kinko's|so often, they almost fired him. {21473}{21563}I almost felt bad about it.|But I had my reasons. {21603}{21653}I know AIDS is like awful and|stuff... {21657}{21701}and that guy who got all those|boys up to his room... {21705}{21749}and ate them and froze them and|then got killed in prison... {21753}{21815}Like we cared.|I mean, all that is disgusting. {21819}{21897}But they do look better than|straight people. And smell better. {21901}{21947}They're cleaner, if you don't|count viruses. {21951}{22027}And there's not all that hair in|their ears and noses and stuff. {22031}{22068}So it evens out. {22073}{22117}Anyway, Matt wasn't totally faggy. {22121}{22181}He knew what to do with it, believe|me. {22331}{22363}I've got bad news. {22411}{22443}What? {22503}{22539}I'm late. {22543}{22587}Okay, I'll drive you. {22591}{22667}No, I mean, I'm late. {22668}{22759}My period's late. {22763}{22823}Do you know what that means? {22859}{22939}I'm pregnant. We're pregnant. {23035}{23099}You're kidding. We were using|condoms. {23100}{23163}Are you sure? {23231}{23265}Is it mine? {23307}{23391}See? Only straight boys ever say|that line. You're in. {23395}{23507}No, I mean, don't get my hopes up if|you're not sure. {23653}{23703}We were gonna break it to him in|stages. {23707}{23799}One, we're in love. Two...surprise. {23803}{23899}We had just gotten to number one|when Lucia dropped by. Typical. {23903}{23962}I knew you were trouble. This is|your brother here. {23966}{24042}And you, how could you? {24046}{24110}It just happened. We didn't mean to|hurt anyone. {24114}{24165}You're gay, you jerk! {24169}{24223}- He just never met the right woman.|- Yeah, one with a dick. {24227}{24259}Is that a cut? {24263}{24334}For your information, I'm bisexual. {24338}{24406}I went to a bar mitzvah once,|that doesn't make me Jewish. {24410}{24487}Who says that bisexual shit besides|gay men? {24491}{24535}I'd understand if we can't go on|living here. {24539}{24598}You would get that, congratulations. {24602}{24715}It's just that...with the baby and|all, it would be easier. {24719}{24757}You're pregnant? {24795}{24840}It was gonna be a surprise. {24910}{25005}- Do you wanna get an abortion?|- No...god... {25051}{25163}Bill, if we could just stay here until|we get married and the baby comes... {25167}{25201}Who said anything about getting|married? {25205}{25243}You don't wanna get married? {25247}{25323}I just don't think it's something we|should rush into. {25327}{25435}No, but bring another human life|onto the planet, that's whim time. {25439}{25488}Am I the only one here who wants|to kill someone? {25489}{25595}- You wish.|- I'll talk to you all tomorrow. {25599}{25663}I'm beat. {25915}{25970}Smoking is bad for the baby. {25974}{26071}Like you care. Or was it someone|else who mentioned abortion? {26107}{26147}You're breaking his heart. {26151}{26241}I think I'm a little late for that. {26245}{26339}Where are you going? Matt? {26343}{26395}Give me one of those. {26437}{26489}At least now he'll know what Matt's|really like. {26539}{26595}You're probably a blessing in|disguise. {26651}{26688}A fucking good disguise. {26763}{26855}God, how does a woman get so bitter? {26859}{26903}Observation. {27176}{27272}She's under seventeen, and she's my|sister. {27276}{27320}I didn't take advantage of her. {27324}{27384}She had a death in the family.|She came to us for help. {27388}{27436}She said you'd be jealous. {27440}{27471}What? {27528}{27578}I'm gonna have a kid, Bill. {27648}{27737}I'm gonna have a normal life.|That pisses you off. {27741}{27782}Normal life? {27786}{27858}Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you. {27862}{27928}Don't talk, pack. Pack yourself,|pack her... {27932}{27976}and get the hell out of here! {28392}{28482}I kind of felt sorry for him.|He couldn't help being old. {28486}{28560}I said he was really nice,|and thanks for the hospitality... {28564}{28628}and don't tell my mom. {28632}{28743}Here's where he finds out we took|the safe deposit money...ouch. {28748}{28819}But he's gonna cover for us|and tell them he authorized it. {28824}{28866}Such a nice guy. {28870}{28918}Love him, hate me, right? {28922}{29024}People getting dumped are always|lovable, even homos. {29028}{29098}Wait. I can really lay it on. {29721}{29797}It's just music.|It doesn't mean he's better than me. {29801}{29845}You can't help yourselves. {29849}{29935}you see someone smell a pillow or an|old T-shirt, you're a basket case. {29939}{30012}I could've showed you the other stuff|he did besides mooning around. {30016}{30069}He ate like a pig, for one. {30073}{30129}He licked his plate, I'm not|kidding you. {30133}{30196}He flossed, he clipped his|toenails, he paid some bills. {30201}{30247}Does that make your heart break? {30251}{30278}His boyfriend, or whatever, leaves,|and he pays the cable bill? {30278}{30339}His boyfriend, or whatever, leaves,|and he pays the cable bill? {30343}{30425}So he wasn't dying of pain...yet. {30429}{30479}- Mr. Truitt?|- Yes? {30483}{30571}- What have you done with Matt?|- Excuse me? {30575}{30648}Matt? Matt Matteo, your boyfriend? {30653}{30707}Mine, too. {30711}{30755}Who are you? {30759}{30830}Jason Bock. I went to Hoover four|years ago. {30834}{30901}Don't even pretend that you didn't|know about Matt and I. {30905}{30955}About Matt and me. {30959}{31071}I have been calling for the last two|days, no answer. {31075}{31159}He left his job, and his car is gone.|Where is he? {31163}{31241}I have no idea. {31245}{31320}Don't you blow me off. {31361}{31456}I could make trouble for you,|you know, tell them you're gay. {31461}{31536}They already know I'm gay, you|little prick. {31540}{31633}And you came on to me when I was a|student. {31637}{31674}Do they know that? {31678}{31715}That's a lie. {31719}{31798}Tell me where he is. {31802}{31849}You got a problem? {31853}{31897}New piercing. {32009}{32078}Did he ever mention Dedee to you,|my half-sister? {32082}{32119}She's visiting from Louisiana. {32123}{32170}He's in Louisiana? {32174}{32257}No. But he took off with her.|They're in love. {32261}{32307}That's what he told me. {32311}{32403}He's bi? Are you serious? {32407}{32452}We're always the last to know. {32456}{32546}Fuck you. I wanna talk to him. {32550}{32623}If I don't hear from him by Friday,|I'm going to the police. {32627}{32669}For all I know, you killed him. {32673}{32732}Then for all you know, I'm just|getting started. {32771}{32808}Get him to call me! {32937}{32983}Of course, he told her. {32987}{33035}This is a major problem, Bill. {33039}{33093}You're in denial, fine, I'm not. {33097}{33155}Lucia wasn't surprised|that Matt had been screwing around. {33159}{33225}And that Jason kid had been in her|homeroom for two years... {33229}{33269}so she knew what he was like. {33273}{33302}After high school,|he went up to Chicago... {33304}{33352}and became one|of those "Act Up" people... {33357}{33413}who think AIDS is this big|conspiracy against homos. {33417}{33493}Maybe it is, who knows? All I know|is it isn't working. {33497}{33561}There seem to be more of them than|ever before, you know what I mean? {33565}{33597}They're tricky. {33601}{33669}Anyway, Bill tried to convince her|it was all a bluff. {33673}{33730}You put yourself through this, you're|gonna give yourself a heart attack. {33734}{33800}Face it, he's going to ruin you. {33804}{33895}He's just trying to scare me. He's|angry. Matt dumped him, too. {33945}{34057}I don't know how you do it. You're|always so nice and so good. {34061}{34114}Tom was like that, too. It's|depressing. {34118}{34153}You're nice. {34157}{34198}That's how I always felt|around you two... {34200}{34243}Like the Baroness|in "The Sound of Music."' {34247}{34309}Everyone else is off singing and|climbing an alp... {34313}{34395}and I just want to stuff that|guitar up that nun's ass and... {34449}{34481}Oh, my god... {34569}{34649}That little creep went|to the police. I told you. {34739}{34797}Hey, Lucia, how are you? {34801}{34857}Hi, Bill. Got a minute? {34861}{34953}Sure, Carl. What's up? See you|tomorrow. {34957}{35013}- I can stay.|- Actually, Lucia, it's business. {35017}{35067}Actually, Carl, it's fine. {35069}{35157}Here's the deal. I got this stupid|thing I'm checking out. {35161}{35220}Do you know a Jason Bock? {35225}{35288}Yep, I met him Tuesday. {35293}{35400}He says when he was a student here|four years ago, you molested him. {35405}{35493}I never liked the looks of this kid,|but I gotta do something. {35497}{35525}Why? {35529}{35569}I haven't told Walter yet. {35573}{35645}But you'll have to. He's the|principal, it's state law. {35649}{35705}There you go. Good job, Carl. {35737}{35773}There's something else. {35777}{35849}He filed a missing person's report|on Matt. Do you know where he is? {35853}{35879}No, I don't. {35883}{35962}This Jason creep said something|about a sister. {35966}{36037}They left me a note,|but I don't know where it is anymore. {36041}{36097}- Where does that put us?|- Well, I don't know. {36101}{36177}You let me know as soon as you hear|from either of them. {36181}{36251}You haven't asked me if it's true,|if I molested him. {36255}{36307}Because he knows that you didn't. {36311}{36377}I'd like to send him some place they|will, for about five to ten. {36381}{36437}It might put some sense into him. {36441}{36484}Only if his brains are in his ass. {36488}{36548}That strikes me as fairly likely. {36553}{36592}You take care. {36596}{36671}We'll keep this quiet as long as|possible. {36713}{36775}It's nice to see you again, Lucia.|It's been a long time. {36779}{36828}Only about a year, Carl. {36833}{36916}Since the funeral, remember?|Remember Nancy's funeral? {36921}{36968}Good night. We'll talk tomorrow. {37049}{37093}This is why I hate people. {37097}{37161}You always want to know why, well,|take it in. {37881}{37913}Are you a lesbian? {37917}{38003}No. You are all assholes. {38007}{38055}Jennifer Oakes, is that you? {38059}{38146}Hi, Miss Dalury. Any comment on the|charges against William Truitt? {38150}{38229}And I wrote you a letter of|recommendation. {38458}{38509}Did you know about this? {38514}{38585}There were messages on my machine, I|just heard them this morning. {38590}{38637}People will believe anything. {38642}{38690}Did you call that lawyer that I|told you about? {38691}{38715}What for? {38719}{38827}Hello, this is America. We don't|like sodomy so much here. {38831}{38868}Yeah, but the schools are good. {38872}{38909}Speaking of which... {38914}{38953}You are not going in. {38957}{39030}Bill! There are reporters out there. {39098}{39146}Tanya and Clint,|I am here at Hoover High School... {39147}{39202}where a sex scandal has exploded... {39203}{39274}involving a high school teacher|whose seeming popularity... {39278}{39329}may, in fact, be the cover... {39334}{39402}for predatory advances upon|young male students... {39406}{39484}entrusted to him by this outraged|and devastated community. {39488}{39574}This is America, and we're|Christians here. {39578}{39670}Aside from a few Jewish people|who were just born that way. {39674}{39718}And I can tell you one thing... {39722}{39828}Jesus Christ and his apostles were|certainly not into man on man action... {39832}{39898}which is how they describe it|on their porno videos... {39902}{40004}which I'm proud to say|Blockbuster does not carry. {40008}{40086}I work there, and it's very family. {40090}{40192}Plus that religion John Travolta|belongs to. {40196}{40298}If I save one kid from getting --- {40302}{40372}from having his --- totally --- {40376}{40472}until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel|and he can't stand up for three weeks... {40476}{40598}then maybe all of this is worth|something. {40634}{40740}Teachers everywhere have to learn|that no means no. {40744}{40803}At least until we've dropped out. {40807}{40854}I'm just gonna give you|the broad strokes here... {40855}{40900}'cause I've got|my own problems with Matt. {40938}{41012}Bill got suspended with pay.|It didn't even bother him. {41016}{41090}I guess when your first boyfriend, Tom,|the dead guy, croaks in front of you... {41092}{41142}and his stupid sister|takes over your life... {41144}{41178}and then your next|boyfriend splits... {41182}{41226}you're kind of primed for shit. {41230}{41300}It's hard to top that with|suspensions and people hating you... {41304}{41358}and losing a job you're too|rich for anyway. {41362}{41418}Lucia said it was denial. Natch,|what else? {41422}{41510}Bill just hired a lawyer, stayed|at home, and worked on his garden. {41546}{41578}Faggot! {42164}{42248}Meanwhile, guess who was having|the time of her life. {42268}{42319}Because all her predictions came|true. {42321}{42379}Between the time we left|and that stupid phone call... {42381}{42457}which I can't go into right now,|she was flying. {42570}{42613}Look at the lipstick on her. {42617}{42668}She better hope it's drool-proof. {42698}{42742}You don't have to hear any of this. {42746}{42810}There's nothing going on except|her trying not to leave. {42839}{42940}She had a life once. She just, I|don't know, stopped feeding it. {42944}{43001}So after a while it wandered away. {43005}{43077}They started out like a typical|American family. {43082}{43167}And you know how that ends up. They|typically went to shit pretty quick. {43171}{43257}Marcia, Tricia, Lucia... {43306}{43350}Tom, the dead guy. {43402}{43480}If you ask me, it was a giveaway|he liked the spanking. {43546}{43592}This is Tricia's wedding. {43640}{43737}Tom turned out cute, didn't he?|They all do. {43742}{43776}She didn't. {43818}{43882}I know in movies you kind of feel|sorry for girls like this. {43886}{43977}But in real life, you wouldn't be|sitting next to her either. {43981}{44026}Come over here, honey. {44030}{44085}Come here. Come here, Lucia. {44186}{44256}Here you go. Would you take care of|these, please. {44387}{44470}Right now she's thinking, "At|least I've got Tom." {44474}{44564}Ever since they were kids, she had|like a crush on him or something. {44662}{44697}So did the best man. {44863}{44906}You could tell it wrecked her. {44910}{44978}She was a virgin till she was|twenty-eight. {44982}{45050}But she eventually sort of, kind|of, maybe forgave her brother. {45054}{45120}She had to. No one else in the|family could stand her. {45124}{45212}Besides, he was a stockbroker in the|'80's, and he made a lot of money. {45214}{45294}You didn't buy me a house?|You bought me a house? {45298}{45345}Happy birthday. {45349}{45433}Oh, my god, I can't believe you. {45438}{45480}I love you. {45484}{45545}I love you, too, Tom. {45550}{45604}None of this makes me like her more. {45608}{45705}But I thought you should know...|just to be fair. {45710}{45748}Lucia... {45752}{45800}Hi, Carl. {45804}{45888}What a coincidence, I was just|talking to Bill. He sounds good. {45892}{45933}No thanks to you. {45937}{45989}It wasn't personal, you know that. {45994}{46039}I do, do I? {46043}{46118}The kid's story's not gonna hold up.|The Board will clear him. {46122}{46170}His reputation is ruined. {46174}{46221}He never gave a damn about|reputation. {46226}{46297}Then he's got company. See you,|Carl. {46346}{46401}Hang on... {46405}{46474}I can't remember whether Nancy said|these should make noise or not. {46478}{46525}What do you think? {46530}{46604}I think you should ask someone who|gives a shit. {46608}{46652}Why don't you ask her nurse? {46656}{46723}Shari? {46727}{46806}I didn't figure you for somebody|who'd listen to gossip. {46858}{46935}Suppose you mind your business|and I'll mind mine, okay? {47178}{47215}I'm home! {47305}{47359}He called. He fucking called. {47363}{47424}Come on up, I'll play you the|message. {47589}{47623}Did you call back? {47627}{47715}Yeah. It's some kind of a pay phone|in L.A... {47719}{47793}corner of Robertson and Santa|Monica. {47795}{47834}I called Carl. {47835}{47899}He's got some kind of a program|with every phone number in the U.S. {47903}{47940}When did you call Carl? {47944}{47979}About an hour ago. {47983}{48051}I just saw him at the store. {48055}{48103}Yeah, right, whatever. {48107}{48155}Will you keep an eye on the house|for me while I'm gone? {48159}{48203}You don't know where they're living. {48207}{48249}I'll find them. I found the pay|phone. {48253}{48304}But why? {48308}{48411}What do you mean, why? To drag his|sorry ass back here, that's why. {48415}{48538}To make Jason take it all back,|and to ship Dedee... {48540}{48593}back to her miserable mother|whether she likes it or not. {48598}{48679}Give Jason the number.|That's all he's interested in. {48681}{48723}And then he'll drop the charges. {48724}{48783}And let her mother go out there|and pick her up. {48784}{48849}This is what I'm doing. I can get|someone else to watch the house. {49016}{49051}You know what your problem is? {49055}{49143}I need two tickets tomorrow, O'Hare|to Los Angeles. {49147}{49251}Yeah, Dalury, Lucia, L-U-C-I-A, and {49255}{49326}Guess what? I know how my own name|is pronounced. {50719}{50763}Maybe they're just bad pictures. {50767}{50826}Maybe he grew a beard or colored his|hair or something. {50831}{50875}It was such a stupid idea. {50879}{50949}A guy makes a call from a pay phone|in a city of eight million... {50953}{51005}and I think I can find him. {51067}{51125}If you're meant to find him, you|will. {51129}{51226}It's like you ending up teaching at|my school and me introducing you to Tom. {51231}{51301}It's fate.|And that's how it's gonna be with Matt. {51305}{51365}I say we give this up and we go|home. {51369}{51425}And one day, if the gods want you to|see him again... {51429}{51494}he's gonna be sitting in the seat|next to you on a plane. {51498}{51575}Or his socks will be in your dryer|at some Laundromat. {51579}{51620}It's destiny. {51624}{51665}I don't believe in destiny. {51669}{51747}Fuck, who does?|It was worth a try. {51779}{51830}Excuse me. Bathroom. {53252}{53284}Poor Bill. {53288}{53369}It must be inherited from our|father, you know, being romantic. {53373}{53445}It's just...when it's a man being|romantic about a woman... {53449}{53499}it's not as revolting. {53531}{53589}Why did he grow that beard? {53593}{53685}And his posture...he looks like|early man. {53689}{53741}He hurt his back lifting. {53797}{53845}I'm going to that dinner tomorrow|night. {53849}{53921}I've got a few things I'd like to|say to her, and to him, too. {53925}{53973}Lucia, I know what I'm doing. {53977}{54009}You think so? {54013}{54061}You're like a lobster in a pot. {54065}{54153}You're just thrilled that the|water's getting toasty. {54357}{54464}When they get to the money, let me|do the talking, okay? {54517}{54554}Thanks for coming. {54677}{54715}- Hi, Lucia.|- Hi, Matt. {54719}{54773}- Couldn't stay away, huh?|- You shaved it off. {54777}{54883}I didn't like it. So are you|enjoying your stay? {54887}{54947}I don't know if that's the word for|it. {54952}{55051}Can I ask you something, Dedee? When did|you meet Matt? Refresh my memory. {55056}{55103}My name is Timothy. I'll be your|waiter tonight. {55108}{55151}Can I start anyone off with a|beverage? {55152}{55195}I'd like a Long Island iced tea,|please. {55196}{55241}Is that a good idea for the baby? {55245}{55325}This baby owes its life to Long Island|iced teas, if you know what I mean. {55329}{55361}Lots of ice. {55365}{55419}- I'll have a Diet Coke.|- Diet Coke. {55423}{55496}I'll have a Diet Coke ...or maybe a|real Coke. {55500}{55577}- Do you have Bananas Foster?|- No, we don't. {55581}{55635}Someone told me you had|Bananas Foster here. {55639}{55683}I'm sorry, no. {55719}{55775}It's impossible to find Bananas|Foster. {55779}{55861}Maybe they'll make it for you if you|describe it to them. {55865}{55901}What about the sauce? {55903}{55957}You think they just have Bananas Foster|sauce lying around in the kitchen... {55961}{55999}but they don't put it on the|menu? {56004}{56107}I appreciate you both deciding to|meet me. {56111}{56143}You, not her. {56147}{56193}Because we have a lot to talk|about... {56197}{56265}a lot of reasons why you're going|back to Indiana. {56269}{56324}I'm not going back. {56328}{56376}You're sixteen, you're pregnant. {56380}{56463}Matt, you can't support her on what|you make at that job. {56468}{56501}Tell me about it. {56505}{56587}Matt doesn't wanna get legal,|but you two were kind of man and wife. {56591}{56643}So I figure he deserves half of what|you have. {56648}{56707}- Are you serious?|- That's not gonna happen. {56712}{56769}What about the ten thousand dollars|he stole? {56773}{56808}He was entitled to that. {56813}{56870}I'm really sorry about that, Bill. {56873}{56934}You fucked up, and you're gonna have|to pay it back. {56938}{56993}This is not about us giving you|money. {56997}{57078}I'll tell you what this is about,|this is about timing. {57082}{57152}This is about trimesters, and you|know what I'm talking about. {57156}{57207}I want her to go back to school,|too. {57245}{57307}You made a big mistake coming here|today, you know that? {57308}{57367}You really should've stayed at home|and let Matt come... {57369}{57423}and do your dirty work for you.|'Cause let me tell you something... {57425}{57486}I have taught|high school girls for 15 years... {57490}{57540}and pregnancy is one of my|specialties. {57545}{57580}And looking at you... {57582}{57654}you are at least five months pregnant,|five and a half even. {57658}{57748}There is no way that this is Matt's|baby. {57752}{57833}Here we go...Long Island iced tea... {57837}{57882}Diet Coke... {57886}{57997}Diet Coke...and a regular Coke. {58092}{58150}I think you're crazy. She's crazy.|Let's go. {58154}{58218}- You're three months in, right?|- When she met you, maybe. {58222}{58260}So I put on a little weight. {58264}{58312}Besides, what would you know|about being pregnant? {58313}{58354}It's not like you've ever been. {58358}{58396}She eats all the time. {58401}{58486}It's not your baby. It's some other|idiot's baby. {58490}{58598}Probably with an eighth grade education|and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets. {58602}{58660}You don't owe her or this baby|anything. {58664}{58730}What is your problem? {58734}{58774}Is it Matt's? {58886}{58982}It's her baby, isn't it?|Whoever the father is. {58986}{59057}I don't know where you get off saying|I don't owe my wife's baby anything. {59061}{59094}Your wife? {59098}{59178}We got married...in Vegas. {59222}{59290}I can't wear the ring 'cause I'm all|swollen up. {59294}{59334}But it's really nice. {59338}{59416}Color, clarity, carat --|the three C's of diamond buying. {59420}{59531}Who's the father? He has rights and|responsibilities. {59536}{59590}My stepfather, if you wanna know. {59594}{59653}And the only responsibility he has|is to rot in his grave... {59654}{59753}which I hope he's living up to.|Does that make you feel any better? {59757}{59835}I don't believe you. I think|you'd say just about anything. {59840}{59923}In fact, maybe you should say something|to the police. That would be nice. {59928}{59986}It would clear your name, finally... {60036}{60070}Where are the ashes? {60074}{60118}Don't worry, they're ziplocked. {60122}{60188}If you want them back, you'll stop|following us... {60192}{60248}you'll cover our expenses,|and you'll leave us alone. {60252}{60286}Come on, Matt, let's go. {60290}{60341}- I didn't know--|- Come on ! {60422}{60468}Grab them, get them. {60473}{60512}Dedee, listen to me. {60516}{60577}- Bill, don't grab her!|- Shut up, Matt! {60581}{60654}I want my brother's ashes back, you|heartless little bitch. {60658}{60702}That's me, Lucia, heartless. {60706}{60749}What body part are you missing? {60832}{60854}The urn... {60858}{60902}- I'm sorry, I don't have a problem.|- Do you want your check? {60906}{60962}No, we're all set here. {60966}{61026}Take that. Thank you. {61062}{61094}Can you go faster? {61098}{61142}I'm going fast enough. I'm not gonna|break the speed limit. {61146}{61211}- They are. They're gonna get away.|- They're not gonna get away. {61216}{61264}They're just ashes, you know what|I'm saying? {61269}{61328}Who knows if they're really Tom's|anyway? {61333}{61396}Do you really think they keep them|separate? {61400}{61469}Go ahead and hate me|for stealing them if you want. {61473}{61550}But look at these guys. They've|never had more fun in their lives. {61554}{61606}He's taking us in circles, this is|what he's doing. {61610}{61662}These are teachers, remember. {61666}{61730}It's this or clapping erasers in|South Bend. {61852}{61916}- I can't believe you did that!|- What was I supposed to do? {61920}{61977}They actually live here? {62012}{62086}- Now what?|- You want the ashes back or not? {62090}{62166}I wanted to divvy them up, remember? {62170}{62222}Just in case something like this|happened. {62226}{62268}I don't know why I didn't see this|coming. {62272}{62304}You don't have to be sarcastic. {62308}{62344}I say we wait. {62348}{62402}He'll get up and go to work in the|morning... {62406}{62490}she'll go out looking for fucking|Bananas Franklin, whatever-- {62494}{62534}They're called Foster. {62538}{62621}And we'll go in there, break in and|get them. {62625}{62678}Great, our first felony. {62682}{62742}I can get you a cab back to the|hotel. {62746}{62786}Stop it. {63814}{63884}- I'm sorry.|- That's all right, that's all right. {63926}{64022}Oh, my god...did I drool? {64026}{64074}It'll dry, don't worry about it. {64078}{64166}Usually I have to be up a few more|hours before I'm humiliated. {64294}{64370}My god, she's a human tabloid. {64374}{64416}Where's Matt? {64420}{64474}You see his car? {64478}{64513}No. {64742}{64790}This neighborhood is awful. {64870}{64912}What are you doing? {65006}{65046}God damn it. {65353}{65378}What? {65382}{65462}I think we found the father... of|the next one, anyway. {65686}{65734}That can't be good for the baby. {65738}{65798}Not only that, she's gonna smoke a|cigarette after. {65862}{65920}I hate to say it, but poor Matt. {65924}{65968}He made his bed, he can lie in it. {65973}{66005}If there's room. {66183}{66234}It's not gonna do you any good.|I've looked everywhere. {66238}{66286}You sure he didn't just lose it|like you said? {66290}{66353}I was watching him the whole|time he was in the casino. {66357}{66413}Besides, he's too wimpy to gamble|it. {66417}{66462}They're talking about your money. {66466}{66503}I'm hungry. Let's go. {66507}{66537}Dedee, I told you to keep the door|locked. {66537}{66583}Dedee, I told you to keep the door|locked. {66711}{66759}I thought you weren't supposed to be|home till two. {66763}{66853}I quit. We're gonna go home. Who's|he? {66858}{66899}Randy Cates. Pleased to meet you. {66903}{66947}Fuck off. {66951}{66999}He's a friend from home. He just|came in to take a shower. {67003}{67051}You know what that's like after a|long drive. {67055}{67091}You think I'm stupid? {67095}{67143}What did you mean about us going|home? {67147}{67219}'Cause this isn't right,|this isn't how it should be. {67221}{67263}You don't take people's ashes. {67267}{67325}It's bad enough that we took the|money. {67329}{67410}- You took the money.|- And I'm gonna give it back. {67414}{67497}I mean, you know, what's left of it. {67502}{67561}See? I told you he was lying to me. {67566}{67623}You didn't lose the money in Vegas.|Where is it? {67671}{67735}You're not getting it. It's for the|baby. {67739}{67825}I meant what I said.|I don't care who the father is... {67829}{67889}I wanna raise this child. So|should you. {67894}{67926}That is my money. {67930}{68011}Wait a minute, it's not your baby?|It's not his baby? {68015}{68093}Whose do you think it is, Mr. "Who|needs a rubber, I'll pull out in time"? {68097}{68198}I thought you said it was your|stepfather's. {68202}{68254}Come on, Randy. {68295}{68334}Is this the guy with one ball? {68338}{68387}Come on, Dedee! {68391}{68455}Look, Matt, we're out of here. {68459}{68549}It's Randy's baby, we're gonna go,|we're gonna have a fresh start. {68553}{68611}It's God's will, right, Randy? {68615}{68686}I guess. I wish it was God's will|for me to wear a rubber, but... {68690}{68771}We're gonna need that money|for the baby, you see what I'm saying? {68775}{68821}No way. {68826}{68925}Come on, Matt.|It's not gonna work out between us. {68929}{68988}You're gay. {68993}{69094}I don't mind so much, but I want|my baby to have a real father. {69098}{69141}I told you I was gay. {69145}{69186}This guy's a homo? {69190}{69223}Could you leave now? {69227}{69271}What about the AIDS? {69275}{69321}You haven't been sleeping|with this guy, have you? {69322}{69371}You're gettin' that stuff|all over the baby. {69373}{69461}There's an innocent child inside|this girl. You son-of-a-bitch ! {69465}{69513}- Randy, be Christ like.|- Back off, man. {69517}{69555}You fucking faggot! {69917}{69950}Where's the money? {70253}{70312}You're gonna need some|of this for the baby. {70314}{70393}We're gonna get by just fine.|Come on, baby, let's get out of here. {70454}{70487}What about the ashes? {70491}{70549}What's all this shit about ashes? {70610}{70700}We can get the license plate number|off the car. Come on. {70871}{70911}TC8... {70915}{70963}TC8 Louisiana. Bill! {71494}{71535}There's nothing to decide, Lucia. {71539}{71617}She's gone, and he can't stay here.|He's gotta come back with us to Indiana. {71618}{71717}I think you're a fool, Bill, but|it's none of my business. {71721}{71774}That's a great shower. {71778}{71815}Come on and sit down, Matt. {71819}{71869}Did you see the sewing kit they|leave you in there? {71999}{72119}I know that you feel bad|about what has happened. {72123}{72195}- If you mean about stealing the money--|- And my brother's ashes... {72197}{72277}and all the trouble your little|boyfriend got Bill into at school. {72281}{72343}He's not my boyfriend.|I can't even believe he said that. {72347}{72415}Let's not have any postmortems.|Let's just go home... {72419}{72475}straighten Jason out,|and then we'll take it from there. {72479}{72552}Maybe Jason'll put you up, boyfriend|or not, 'cause Bill won't have you back. {72595}{72644}What about the ashes? {72649}{72701}They're not Tom, all right? {72705}{72801}I'd prefer they weren't bouncing|around in someone's knapsack right now. {72806}{72881}You wish. She's probably trying to|smoke them. {72930}{72977}What I'm trying to say is... {73019}{73111}So things didn't work out between us,|so it didn't last forever, fine. {73115}{73203}Let's go our separate ways... {73207}{73317}without a lot of bad feelings and|bullshit. {73399}{73447}That really surprises me. {73451}{73549}This is how we do things on the planet|Maturia. We have much to teach you. {73553}{73627}I'm really surprised. {73631}{73716}I expected better from... {73767}{73834}Maybe not from you, Lucia,|but you, Bill? {73838}{73895}- Come on, she's your sister.|- Half-sister. {73899}{73943}She's pregnant, probably abused... {73947}{74011}with all sorts of repressed memories|that haven't even occurred to her yet. {74015}{74073}She comes to you for help|and you let her go off with this like... {74075}{74147}really violent stalker guy|who tracked her down. {74151}{74183}Wait a minute. {74187}{74266}She's in danger, Bill. You told|her mother you'd look after her. {74270}{74319}And now this guy who's|like pissed off at the world... {74321}{74364}because of a physical abnormality... {74366}{74418}which he's probably going|to take out on Dedee. {74420}{74499}She's probably used to him|taking out his physical abnormality. {74501}{74589}Taking it out and waving it all|around. 43465