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All right Jim your
quarterlies look very good.
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How the thing is
going at the library ?
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Oh I told you
couldn't close it so
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So you've come to the
master for guidance ?
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Is this what you're
saying grasshopper?
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Actually you call
me in here, but yeah.
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All right, well let me
show you how it's done.
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Yes, I liked to speak to
your office manager please
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yes hello this is Michael
Scott, I am the regional manager
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of dundler Mifflin
paper products.
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Just wanted to talk to
you manager à manager.
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All right done deal,
thank you very much sir,
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you're a gentleman
in the scolar.
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Oh I'm sorry, ok,
I'm sorry, my mistake.
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That was a woman I was talking
to... she had a very low voice.
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Probably a smoker.
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So so that's the
way it's done.
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I've been in Dundler
Mifflin for twelve years,
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the last four as
regional manager
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If you want to
come through here,
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so we have the
entire floor,
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so this is my kingdom,
as far as the eye can see,
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ah this is our
receptionist Pam.
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Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly.
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Pam has been with us for
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for ever, right Pam?
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Well, I don't know!
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If you think
she's cute now
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you should have seen her
a couple of years ago!
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What?
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Any messages?
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Yeah, just a fax
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Pam this is
from corporate.
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How many times have I
told you that there's
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a special filing cabinet
for things from corporate.
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You haven't told me!
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It's called the
wastepaper basket.
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Look at that !
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Look at that face!
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People say I'm
the best boss.
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They go, "God we've never worked
in a place like this before,
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I found it at
Spencer Gifts.
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My job is to
speak to clients
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on the phone
about quantities
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and type of copier paper.
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You know, whether
we can supply to them
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whether they can
pay for it and...
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I'm boring myself just
talking about this.
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He still loves that
after seven years!
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What?
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Nothing
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Ok, all right.
See you later
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All right, take care.
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Back to work.
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Corporate really doesn't interfere
with me at all, Jan Levinson-Gould
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Jan, hello!
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I call her Hillary
Rodham Clinton, right?
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Not to her face because,
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not because I'm scared
of her, because I'm not
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but...
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yeah.
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All right, was it anything you
wanted to add to the agenda?
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Me no get an agenda.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I didn't get any agenda.
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Oh I faxed one
overdue this morning.
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Really? Cause I didn't did
we get a fax this morning?
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Yeah, the one
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Why isn't it in my hand?
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Because a company runs on
efficiency of communication, right?
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So what's the problem
Pam, why I didn't get it?
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You put it in the garbage can
that was a special filing cabinet.
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Yeah, that was a joke, that
was actually my brother's,
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it was supposed to be with bills
and doesn't work great with faxes.
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Do you want to
look at mine?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Ok since the last meeting,
Alan and the board have decided
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that we can't justify Scranton
branch and the Stafford branch
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Oh ok
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No, Michael don't panic
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No no no no this is
good, this is fine
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Michael listen,
don't panic
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We haven't made
any decisions yet,
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I've spoken to Joshua in Stanford
I've told him the same as you
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and it's up to either you or him to convince
me that your branch can incorporate the other
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Ok no problem
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This does however mean that
there is going to be downsizing
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Me no wanna
hear that Jan,
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because downsizing
is a bitch,
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it is a real bitch,
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and I wouldn't wish
that on Joshua's men,
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I certainly wouldn't
wish it on my men,
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or women present
company excluded...sorry.
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is Josh concerned about
downsizing himself?
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Not downsizing himself but is
he concerned about downsizing?
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Question: how long
do we have to
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Oh, Todd Paker, terrific
rept, do you mind if I take it?
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No, go ahead
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Pac man!
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Hey, big queen
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Oh, that's
not appropriate
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Hey, coming in today?
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I don't know
what you mean
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Look, I demanded
ask her one question
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Does the corporate
master rape
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Oh my god!
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That's so
horrifying! Horrible
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Horrible person!
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So do you think we can keep a lid on this for
now I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.
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No, absolutely. Under this regime,
it will not leave this office.
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So what is downsizing
actually mean?
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Well
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You guys gotta update your
resume, just like I'm doing.
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I bet it's gonna
be me, probably.
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Yeah, it'll be you
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I have an important
question for you.
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Yes
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Are you going to engelate
on Sunday?
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Yeah, stop.
That's ridiculous.
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Am I gonna tell them? No I'm not going to
tell them, I don't see the point of that.
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As a doctor you would not tell
a patient if they had cancer.
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This is Mister Scott.
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Ryan Howard from
the temp agency
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set
me down to start today
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Howard, like Moe
Howard, Three Stooges?
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Right here, my vibe. Oh
Pam, that's a guy thing Pam.
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I'm sort of a
student in comedy
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I'm Hitler, Adolph Hitler
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I don't think it would be the
worst thing if they let me go.
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Because then I might
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It's just, I don't think it's many
girls dream to be a receptionist.
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I like to do
illustrations,
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mostly water color,
a few oil pencil.
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Jim thinks they're good.
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Dundler Mifflin
this is Pam.
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Sure, Mr. Davis, let
me call you right back.
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Yeah, some just came up, two
minutes. Thank you very much.
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Dwight, what
are you doing?
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- What?
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- What are you doing?
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Just clearing my desk,
I can't concentrate
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- It's not on your desk.
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- It's overlapping.
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It's all coming
over the edge.
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One word, two
syllables : demarcation.
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- You can't do that.
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- Why not?
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Safety violation, I could
fall and pierce, and organ.
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We'll see
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This is why the whole downsizing
thing just doesn't bother me.
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Downsizing?
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I have no problem with that. I have been
recommending downsizing since Halpert got here
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even brought it
up on my interview.
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I say, bring it on!
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You just still have messages for
yesterday. Relax everything is under control
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Yeah, yeah, yeah oh
that's important, right.
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Oh, this is so important,
I should run to answer it.
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What?
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Come on. Six million
dollars man, Steve Austin,
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actually that would be a good salary for
me don't you think? Six million dollars?
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Memo to Jan: I
deserve a raise
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Don't we all?
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I'm sorry?
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There's nothing!
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If you are unhappy with your compensation,
maybe you should take it up with HR,
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ok? Not today, ok? Pam
just, be professional.
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I think I'm a role model here, I
think I garner other people respect.
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Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please
we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP
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People I respect, heros
of mine, would be Bob Hope,
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Abraham Lincoln,
definitely,
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Bono,
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and probably God
be the fourth one.
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And I just think all those people
really helped the world, in so many ways,
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that it's, it's
really beyond words.
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It's really uncalculable.
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Now, I know there's some rumors out
there, and I just kind want to see .
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I'm assistant regional
manager, I should know first.
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Assistant to the
regional manager.
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Ok. Can you just
tell me please?
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Just a whisper in my ear.
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I'm about to
tell everybody.
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I'm just about
to tell exeryone
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Please, ok.
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Do you want me
to tell them?
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You don't know
what it is!
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Can you tell them,
with my permission?
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I don't need your...
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Permission
granted. Go ahead
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Corporate has deemed it appropriate
to enforce an ultimatum upon me,
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and Jan is thinking about downsizing
either the Stanford branch or this branch.
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I heard they might be
closing this branch down,
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That's just...
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That's just the rumor going around this
is my first day I don't really know.
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Yeah, but Michael what
if they downsize here?
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Not gonna happen
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It could be out of
your hands, Michael
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It won't be out of
my hands, Stanley, ok?
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I promise you that.
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Can you promise that?
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On his mother's grave.
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Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little
bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it.
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It's just that
we need to know
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Hold on a second, I think Pam
wanted to say something, Pam?
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You had a look that you wanted
to ask a question, just then?
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I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said
that it could be this branch that gets the axe.
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Are you sure about that?
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Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing
confidentiality agreement of meetings.
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Pam, information
is power.
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So you can't say for sure whether
it's gotta to be us or them.
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No no, no Stanley, no you did
not see me in there with her.
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I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and
interfere then they're gonna have to go through me, right?
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You know, you can go a
mess with Josh's people,
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but I'm the head
of this family,
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and you ain't gonna be
messing with my children.
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If I left, what would I do with all
this useless information in my head?
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You know, tonnage
price of minal folders?
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Pam's favorite flavor of
yoghourt, which is mix berry.
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Jim said mix berries?
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Yeah he's under me
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Watch out for this guy Dwight
Schrute in the building!
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This is Ryan,
the new temp.
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Nice to meet you.
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Introduce
yourself, be polite
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Dwight Schrute, Assistant
Regional Manager.
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Assistant to the
Regional Manager.
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So Dwight tell him about the kung
fu, and the car and everything.
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Yeah, I got a 78-2-8 , I've bought her
for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand.
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That is his profit!
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New engine, suspension
I've got some photos
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Damn it!
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Ok, hold on,
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Judge is in cession.
What is the problem here?
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He put my stuff
in jello again.
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That's rough
professional, thanks
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That's the third time and it
wasn't funny the first time.
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It's ok here, but people some how is
taking advantage because it's so relaxed.
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I'm a volunteer sheriff's
deputy on the week ends,
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and you cannot
screw around there.
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It's one of the rules.
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What is that?
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That's my stapler.
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No no no, do
not take it out!
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You have to eat
it out there,
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because there are starving
people in the world,
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and which I hate, and it is
a waste of that kind of food.
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00:14:56,622 --> 00:14:57,950
Ok, you know what?
You can be a witness.
249
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,382
Can you reprimand
him please?
250
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,410
- How do you
know it was me?
251
00:15:02,457 --> 00:15:03,486
- It's always you.
252
00:15:03,561 --> 00:15:04,763
- Are you gonna
discipline him or not?
253
00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:07,130
Ooh discipline, kinky!
254
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:09,852
All right, here's
the deal you guys
255
00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:14,296
the thing about practical jokes, is that you have
to know when to start, as well as when to stop!
256
00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:22,252
And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop
pulling Dwight's personal effects into jello.
257
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:29,081
Ok, Dwight I'm sorry because,
I've always been your biggest Flam
258
00:15:31,695 --> 00:15:34,888
Nice, that's the
way it is around here
259
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,503
You should have put
him in custard-y!
260
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,327
Yes, new guy!
261
00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:43,206
He scores !
262
00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:44,863
Ok that's great, I guess,
263
00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:46,657
what I'm most
concerned with is...
264
00:15:46,982 --> 00:15:48,556
damage to
company property.
265
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,182
That's all.
266
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,067
Pudding
267
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:00,719
I'm trying to think,
another desert to do.
268
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:05,101
Do you like to going out at
the end of a week for a drink?
269
00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:06,527
Yeah!
270
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:10,004
Oh, that's why we all going out, so
we can have an end of the week drink!
271
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:11,129
well then when
are we going out?
272
00:16:11,129 --> 00:16:12,491
I don't know,
tonight, hopefully.
273
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:14,157
Ok, yeah.
274
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:17,544
Hey man!
275
00:16:17,589 --> 00:16:18,088
Hey!
276
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:18,917
What's going on?
277
00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:19,635
Hey baby!
278
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:24,094
Roy is my fiancé, we've
been engaged about...
279
00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:28,930
about 3 years, and we were supposed
to get married in September,
280
00:16:29,305 --> 00:16:32,002
but I think we'll gonna
get married in next spring
281
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:35,774
Do you mind if I go out
for a drink with these guys?
282
00:16:36,947 --> 00:16:40,008
No, come on. Let's get
out of here and go home.
283
00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:43,588
Ok, I will be out in a
few minutes so it's lame
284
00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:47,511
twenty past five I've
still to do my faxes.
285
00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:53,392
You know you
should come with us,
286
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,587
because you know we are going out and
it could be a good chance for you to
287
00:16:56,968 --> 00:17:00,101
see what people are like outside
the office, I think it could be fun
288
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:03,905
No, it sounds good but
seriously we gotta get going
289
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:04,504
Yeah
290
00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:18,428
What's in the bag?
291
00:17:19,962 --> 00:17:20,726
Just tell her i'll
talk to her then
292
00:17:20,727 --> 00:17:23,985
No definitely all right
dude awesome, we'll do
293
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:32,279
Do I think I'll be
invited to the wedding?
294
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,281
So, have you
felt vibe yet?
295
00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:44,006
We work hard,
we play hard.
296
00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:46,765
Sometimes we play hard when we
should be working hard, right?
297
00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:52,855
I guess the atmosphere that I've
created here is that I am a friend first,
298
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,406
and a boss second.
299
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,342
Probably an
entertainer third.
300
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,121
Just a second
301
00:17:58,714 --> 00:17:59,425
Right?
302
00:18:00,736 --> 00:18:04,816
Oh, hey do you like the
Jamie Kennedy Experiment?
303
00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:05,123
Yeah
304
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:06,803
Punk'd, and all
that kind of stuff?
305
00:18:07,946 --> 00:18:10,383
You are going to be my complice,
just go on with that ok?
306
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:10,698
All right
307
00:18:10,746 --> 00:18:13,111
Just follow my lead,
don't pimp me all right?
308
00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:14,025
Come in!
309
00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:17,205
So corporate just said
that I don't want to
310
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:17,542
you got a fax
311
00:18:17,286 --> 00:18:18,595
Oh thank you Pam
312
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,716
Pam? Can you come
in here for a sec?
313
00:18:21,264 --> 00:18:25,520
Just have a seat, I was gonna
call you in anyway, you know Ryan?
314
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,450
As you know, there is
going to be downsizing
315
00:18:30,534 --> 00:18:35,042
and you have made my
life so much easier,
316
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:39,514
in that I'm going to
have to let you go first
317
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,377
What? Why?
318
00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:44,917
Why? Well, theft,
and stealing
319
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,157
Stealing?
320
00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:49,978
What am I suppose
to have stolen?
321
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,659
Post-It notes.
322
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:52,937
Post-It notes...?
323
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,026
Worth of those
like 50 cents?
324
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,765
You steal a thousand Post-It
notes at 50cents a piece,
325
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:02,309
then you know you've
made a profit margin.
326
00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:05,205
Resell of business Pam
327
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:06,572
- Are you serious?
328
00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:08,916
- Yeah.
329
00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:12,952
I can't believe
this, I mean,
330
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:17,231
I have never even stolen as much as
a paper clip and you're firing me.
331
00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:20,148
And the best thing
about it is that
332
00:19:20,455 --> 00:19:23,317
we are not gonna have to
give you any severance pay,
333
00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:27,796
because that is
gross misconduct, and
334
00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:31,021
just clean out your
desk. I'm sorry.
335
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,763
You've been X'd punk'd!
336
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,853
Surprise it's a joke, we
were joking around, you see?
337
00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:59,107
Ok, he was in on he
was my accomplice and
338
00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:01,850
there was cascand
around booster thing, and
339
00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:08,147
we were showing the new guy around the
kind of, to give him the field of place, so
340
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,399
God, you were, we
totally got you
341
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,773
you're a jerk
342
00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:16,314
Well, I don't
know about that
343
00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:34,536
What is the most important
thing for a company?
344
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:38,635
Is it the cash flow?
Is it the inventory?
345
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:42,710
No it's the people.
346
00:20:43,056 --> 00:20:44,935
The "people".
347
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:49,869
My proudest moment here was not
when I increased profits by 17%,
348
00:20:50,037 --> 00:20:54,176
or when I cut expenses without
losing a single employee.
349
00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:55,554
No, no, no, no.
350
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,601
It was a young
Guatemalan guy,
351
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:01,752
a first job in the country,
barely spoke English,
352
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:03,997
came to me and said
353
00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:05,690
"Mr Scott,
354
00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:11,548
would you be the
Godfather to my child?"
355
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:23,807
Didn't work out in the end. We
had to let him go. He sucked.
356
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,107
Hey
357
00:21:31,131 --> 00:21:33,198
Hey how are you?
358
00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:35,933
Good I thought you were
going out for a drink with
359
00:21:35,953 --> 00:21:37,330
Oh no
360
00:21:40,369 --> 00:21:41,280
How's your headache?
361
00:21:41,864 --> 00:21:43,006
Better, thanks.
362
00:21:42,313 --> 00:21:43,565
Good
363
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,533
Are you
364
00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:50,300
Walking out?
365
00:21:50,165 --> 00:21:51,132
Yes
366
00:21:51,784 --> 00:21:53,292
Yes do you wanna?
367
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,233
Yeah
368
00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:55,339
Great, let me just
369
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:57,843
Oh Roy
370
00:21:57,845 --> 00:22:00,166
Yeah, listen have
a nice week-end!
371
00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:03,458
Yeah definitely
you too! Enjoy it
372
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,041
Come here
373
00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:29,116
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