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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,235 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. 3 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,371 - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. 4 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,440 That was one second. 5 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,908 Very funny. 6 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:46,645 Hi. Hi. Hello. 7 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,648 Okay, yeah, I'm ready. 8 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,017 All right. Here we go. 9 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,987 I'm going to take you now. 10 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:57,956 Not now. 11 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:00,726 That was not a request, Lucy. 12 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,228 Ow! Stop! Charlie! 13 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,331 The time has come for you to reap what you've sewn. 14 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,534 - Sewn. Sewn. 15 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,970 I'm the master. You are my mistress. 16 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:16,508 W-w-wait but... But, Charlie... 17 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:21,847 Babe, that's your line. 18 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,249 "Charlie rips off Lucy's bloomers 19 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,786 and enters her from behind. It's animalistic. 20 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,589 Passion exuding out of every pore." 21 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:32,991 Is this for real? 22 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,693 - Yeah. - Is that a real thing? 23 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,830 Babe, this is not good. 24 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,898 This is not good writing and it's actually, like 25 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,634 very degrading to women and I feel like 26 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,304 we sort of see eye to eye on the feminism issue. You know what I mean? 27 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,439 Can we just do another take, please? 28 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:52,010 R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to you. 29 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,078 Alright, from the top. 30 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,582 From the animalistic fucking or before that? 31 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,817 - Can we just... - You want to get right before the animalistic fucking? 32 00:01:58,819 --> 00:01:59,985 Can we just take it from the top? 33 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,221 The top of the fucking or the top of the scene? 34 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:23,642 - You want me to get you off? - No, I'm okay. 35 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,513 Oh god, I can't believe I ate all that ice cream last night. 36 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,882 I had a crazy fucking dream. 37 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:32,985 - I feel so fat. - I wish. 38 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,722 - Shut up. - Yeah, another 20 pounds... 39 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,490 You're such a liar. 40 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,692 You're right. Thirty, thirty-five pounds 41 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,229 Shut up. 42 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:48,033 We're on this train to India. 43 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:53,305 And it was like, all these snakes on board. 44 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:58,810 These like little spiders. There's like, like something about little spiders. 45 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,582 I can't remember. And you were there and you almost 46 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:07,619 got attacked by, like this lion or something like that. And like, 47 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:11,056 I tried, I tried to save you and I couldn't. 48 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,225 I kept going like, "I should have gotten that gun." 49 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,626 I should have gotten that gun. 50 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,296 - I should have gotten that gun. - Mm... 51 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,704 May be you should write a movie about that. 52 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,302 I don't need suggestions. 53 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,405 - I thought you were stuck. - I'm not stuck. 54 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,309 I think I'm going to get a gun. 55 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,178 - We can't have guns. - Why not? 56 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,114 We're liberals. 57 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,951 I don't give a shit. 58 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:42,554 When shit goes down, we're gonna want guns. 59 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,157 I mean, I think we should probably get jobs first. 60 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,888 - Hey! 61 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,224 All right. Looking good, babe. Sexy mama-ma-ma-mam-ma. 62 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,927 I have a meeting with my agent. 63 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,029 He said he wanted me to just come by today 64 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,498 to talk about some projects and stuff. 65 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,435 - Do I look okay? - I mean, you look amazing, if that's all right. 66 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:39,271 - Hmm. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 67 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,872 What's your deal today? You're writing? 68 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,507 Yup. Feeling inspired. 69 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,042 - Really? - Fuck, yeah, babe. 70 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,611 - Bye. Love you. - Bye. Bye. 71 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,947 - I made you a PB & J. - You're the best. 72 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,249 Also, Jim's out there smoking pot. 73 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,118 Don't just go smoke pot with him, okay? 74 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,188 All right. I don't even do that. I will not. I cannot and I won't. 75 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,856 No, you can't. Because I'm getting old 76 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,524 and my eggs are about to shrivel up and die 77 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,793 and I want to have your babies and a happy family. 78 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,129 And so we need to work hard and make money, okay? 79 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,411 I'll all about it. 80 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,700 - Love you. - Love you, too. 81 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,635 You're eggs aren't gonna shrivel up and die. 82 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,171 Yeah, they are. Don't smoke pot. 83 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,340 Smoke what? I couldn't... I'm sorry. 84 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,502 I don't... I couldn't hear you. 85 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,845 Love you. 86 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,128 Hey. How're you doing? 87 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,663 - How's, how's Katie? - We're good. 88 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,332 Good. 89 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,035 Ever bother you that she's such an ass-kicker? 90 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,705 And you're just a stoner? 91 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:51,209 - I'm not just a stoner. - Of course you are. 92 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,645 She's not just an ass-kicker. 93 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,248 - No one's just one thing. - For sure, man. 94 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,151 Yeah, that's wh... That's really what makes human beings 95 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,586 so awesome. 96 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:05,724 Is that it's our flaws that make us beautiful. 97 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,794 And only when you can love yourself 98 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,230 can you truly love somebody else. 99 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,835 Where do you get this stuff, man? 100 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:20,205 It's out there, you know. In the air. You just gotta listen. 101 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,641 Listen, and the universe will tell you all it's secrets. 102 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:24,709 No. The weed. 103 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:27,646 Oh. My cousin grows it up in North Cal. 104 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,047 Nice. 105 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:52,737 - Smoking hot, right? - Yeah! 106 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,307 I wish I was like that. 107 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,783 Wh... I-I-I... I love that you just... 108 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:07,085 You just stopped by. 109 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,587 - Yeah. - That's great. 110 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,288 Oh, uh, great take 111 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,791 for, uh, Master's Maiden by the way. 112 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,126 - Oh! - Mm-hmm. 113 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,194 - Good! - Mm-hmm. 114 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,730 Great. Thanks. Yeah. 115 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,032 Which, which take did you choose? 116 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,668 Oh, what you sent, it was great. 117 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,370 There were... I sent two takes. 118 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:29,774 One was like, more um, I think just grounded. 119 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,110 - Mm-hmm. - And the other was kind of like... 120 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,547 Just a little bit more frantic. More like... 121 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,682 It was great. 122 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,285 You-you-you're familiar with the book 123 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,388 The Erotic Fictions of Nineteenth Century England? 124 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,856 - Yeah. - Yeah. Of course you are. 125 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,492 I mean, chicks love that S&M shit. 126 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,060 It's sexy stuff. 127 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,695 - Yeah, really, I went through that book. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,431 - Super fast. - I mean, how about Bryan? 129 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,134 Right? Going straight from an Oscar to directing 130 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,336 a cable mini series. 131 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,871 - Crazy. - Crazy. 132 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,007 I guess he's obsessed with the book or some shit. 133 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:05,577 I hear he's a fucking maniac, but I mean, talent's talent. Right? 134 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,747 Speaking of the devil, 135 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:11,917 Rebecca Moss had that part at the audition for unlocked. 136 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,019 But she's like, great now. 137 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,622 So she had to drop out last minute to shoot this new P.T Anderson thing. 138 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:18,924 Everybody's pissed off. 139 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,359 Uh, I mean, obviously going with you would be like, you know, 140 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,094 a completely different direction, 141 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,797 but, uh, you know, they start shooting next week, so... 142 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,800 they're fucked if they don't find somebody. 143 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,502 Oh, good. 144 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,187 You have any movie ideas, Loafie? 145 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:25,056 - Hey. - Hey! How's writing going? 146 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,225 - Great. - Are you stoned? 147 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,995 - No. - Are you sure? 148 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,764 Yes, I'm sure. 149 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,866 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 150 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,434 Are you sure? 151 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,470 I'm kinda in the zone here, babe. 152 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,472 Oh! Okay, super, super quick. 153 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,341 Casting loved my Master's Maiden tape. 154 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,043 Oh, that was the sex one, right? 155 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:49,414 It's not just the sex one. It would be a huge opportunity for me. 156 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:53,084 Bryan J. Macy is directing. And he wrote it, and he's gonna play the lead. 157 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,486 He sucks. 158 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,787 He just won an Oscar. 159 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,089 Yeah, well, awards are stupid. 160 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,557 What is wrong with you? 161 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,493 Nothing. I'm great. 162 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,663 Other than the fact that I'm broke and can't sell a movie. 163 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,431 I mean, I think you need to write one first. 164 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,713 Fuck money. 165 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,268 Fuck money? 166 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,510 Just bummed people need money for stuff. It sucks. 167 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,674 Okay. 168 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:16,975 Well, I just pulled up out front 169 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,110 and I'm gonna need a new pilates tape. 170 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,379 So can I use the living room? 171 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,149 Um, I'm using the space right now. 172 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,651 - For how long? - For as long as it takes. 173 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,720 Well, can you give me an estimate? 174 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:32,242 By the way, you know you're not gonna get a job just by working out, right? 175 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,694 Like you're the supreme expert on how to get a job. 176 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,796 You fucked Alex Wilson Dickson, by the way. 177 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,297 Where's that coming from? 178 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,333 It comes from me having to see his stupid face on billboards everyday 179 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,102 for his stupid, not-funny show. 180 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,806 Rebecca Moss is on the cover of fucking Perceive. 181 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,940 Oh, give me a break. Okay? 182 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,142 She gave me half a blowjob one time 183 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,610 You had full sex with him. 184 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,013 No, I didn't. I just hooked up with him. 185 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,581 And what is half a blow job? 186 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,751 Well, apparently, it's half the amount of blowjob you gave Alex Wilson Dickson. 187 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,420 By the way, we're going there. Tonight. 188 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,956 He's having that dinner party at his house. 189 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,459 So, can you please just figure out a way to get over it? 190 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,360 I'm not going to that shit. All right? I already told you. 191 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,829 I hate your stupid actor friends. 192 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,764 They sit around, just trying to pump each other up. 193 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,699 - Trying to act like their life is so great. - Such a dick! 194 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,634 Which, I got news for them, they're not! 195 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,570 Okay? I got other shit to do, by the way. 196 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,406 I'm sorry, but smoking pot and jerking off, 197 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,074 does not constitute other shit to do. 198 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,610 Okay, I was not jerking off. 199 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,713 I'm not going to that thing because I'm going shopping for a gun. 200 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,316 You're going gun shopping? Like, tonight? 201 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:35,386 I'm gonna start in the daytime. In late afternoon, probably, when my schedule clears up, 202 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:38,189 and then I'm gonna continue until I find the gun that I like. 203 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,758 It's probably gonna take me into nightfall. 204 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,093 - Why do you want a gun? - For protection. 205 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,996 - From what? - From the fucking elements, babe. 206 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,733 - Are you kidding me? From evil. - Evil? 207 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,302 You're a vulnerable woman. You need to be protected. 208 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,837 That's where I come in With a gun. 209 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:56,374 Honestly, if you wanna protect me, then make some money. 210 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,209 You think money's gonna keep you fucking secure 211 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,011 when someone is banging down your door 212 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,514 trying to steal your fucking food and kill you? 213 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:05,683 No one's gonna bang down our door if we're living in Hollywood Hills. 214 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,286 - Why not? - Because we're in the Hills. 215 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,455 Away from violent, hungry people. 216 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,991 Those people, they can't walk up a hill, then? 217 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,059 - No! - Why not? 218 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,096 Because they're too hungry. 219 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,964 You're fucking... Are you kidding me? 220 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,766 It's not a joke. That's for real. 221 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,835 You kidding me? That is so idiotic! 222 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,171 That is the most fucking idiotic thing I've ever heard! 223 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,439 You know what? 224 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,742 If you think money's gonna keep you secure, go ahead and leave me. 225 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,710 All right? And then, just go marry some rich dick head 226 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,512 like Alex Wilson Dickson. 227 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,981 How about that? Alex Wilson Dickson. 228 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,585 You're mouth, it's already been in there. So that's like sort of old territory for you. 229 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,487 - Fucking stuck in his dick. - Honestly... Honestly... 230 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,590 - You can marry him and get a bunch of fucking money. - If it's between a rich dude 231 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,092 - and Mr. Fuck Money... - Listen to me. Be quiet. 232 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,162 - I have to buy a gun so I can feel like a man? - Be quiet and listen to me. 233 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,698 You can have money and then you're gonna mistake that for a sense of self worth. 234 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,634 - I will fucking marry a rich dude. - I promise you you're still gonna fucking hate yourself. 235 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,436 - You're such a dick! - You're still gonna hate yourself. 236 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,138 - You're such a fucking... Fuck you! - I'm not a dick. 237 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,506 - It's the fucking truth. - You are a dick! 238 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,007 I should answer that. I have to answer that. 239 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,075 It's the fucking truth. Why? 240 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,944 - It's my agent. - So what? 241 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,979 - Fucking take it. - Hello? 242 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,113 Hi Katie. 243 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,236 What? 244 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,940 I got the part. 245 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,744 - What? What part? - The Master's Maiden. 246 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:43,948 I guess Bryan J. Macy watched my tape and said I was his... 247 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,150 He said I was his girl. 248 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,419 So I got it. 249 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,221 I'm, um... 250 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,557 Production starts next week in England. 251 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,860 Isn't that insane? 252 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,098 This is gonna be huge! 253 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:04,102 - Okay. - Oh my God! I have to stop eating. 254 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,238 I'm gonna be in like corsets and shit. 255 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,674 - Fuck! - How long are you gonna be gone for? 256 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,809 - Six months. - Ohh! 257 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,745 You'll come visit, obviously. 258 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,413 Why? So I can have front row seats 259 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,917 to Bryan J. Macy fucking my girlfriend? 260 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,185 No, thank you. 261 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,855 I can't believe you're making this about you right now. 262 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,124 This is a huge opportunity for me. 263 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,426 - I gotta go. - Where? 264 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,762 - Coach improv. - Okay. 265 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,045 Wait... 266 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,339 I can't be seen drinking OJ. 267 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,942 Do you know what kind of political ramifications there'll be? 268 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,543 I'm a black man. 269 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,279 - Black men drink OJ. - Listen. Stop, guys. 270 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,214 This is why Capital Hill's going downhill. 271 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,217 Scene. Okay, um... That's was okay. 272 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,954 Was it? I don't, I don't know. 273 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,356 Be real. Make a decision. 274 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,825 What's unusual? Play that, okay? Next scene. 275 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,429 Hey, roomie, don't, uh, don't forget the rent's due next week. 276 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:08,166 Oh, no, I totally forgot. I'm completely broke right now. 277 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,467 What? 278 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,769 What are you talking about? What are we supposed to do? 279 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,405 Well, if you can find a way to cover me, I can 280 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,909 maybe find a way to repay you? 281 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,011 I'm not quite sure what you mean by that. 282 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,180 You know, I could do you a favor. 283 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,448 - Yeah? - Yeah. 284 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,583 Like, a special sexy kind of favor. 285 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,884 What do you mean by special? 286 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,287 - You know what I mean. - Scene. 287 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,189 Okay, great, so what's the joke, uh... 288 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,690 Sorry, what's your name again? 289 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,192 Abigail. Or Abby. Either ways. 290 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,494 Abigail. Okay. So what's the joke? Like, what's the game? 291 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,762 That you're trying to be sexy? 292 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,131 - Ye-yeah... - What is that? 293 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,200 Okay, here's the thing. Like, here's a better question. 294 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,135 Where does that lead? 295 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,504 You know what I mean? What if he says yes? Then what? 296 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,039 Like, you guys have improv sex? 297 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,009 So what? We sit here and watch you guys like do this? 298 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,845 You have like improv sex. You know what I mean? It seems funny and cute. 299 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,248 The problem is it's a slippery slope. You know what I'm saying? 300 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,517 It's like, first you're having improv sex, then you're okay with that. 301 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,019 The next thing you know, you're auditioning 302 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,353 to be someone's sexual submissive. 303 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,856 And then after that, you're letting some Oscar-winning fuck head 304 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,092 stick his dick in you because that's what you think it takes to be an actor. 305 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,162 Mm-hmm. 306 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,364 Okay. 307 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,667 Next scene, 308 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,843 Don't take me wrong. 309 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,479 No, I... Don't get me wrong. 310 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,116 I'm incredibly grateful for my job for so many different reasons. 311 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:36,087 I mean, not the least of which is that it's made me a heavy-hitter in the Twitter-sphere 312 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,955 Which I don't really care about... 313 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,458 - I... No, honestly, I don't. - It counts. 314 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:45,096 Well, it does. I mean, it's, uh, an amazing platform for my charity work, so... 315 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,433 And then you've got the cast and, uh, and the crew is amazing. 316 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,169 Except for... you know who. 317 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,038 I'm not gonna say any names. I don't like saying anything bad about anybody. 318 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,374 But you know who I'm talking about. 319 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,277 And yet, some days, you just think, 320 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,680 "Is this really making the world a better place?" 321 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:08,052 You make tens of millions of people laugh every week. 322 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,189 You cannot underestimate the power of that. 323 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,925 No, I-I-I don't. I don't. I appreciate it. 324 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,527 I just... You know, sometimes it gets a little rough when you're... 325 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:22,767 Fuck. I'm such a douche. 326 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,635 - No, you aren't. - I am. 327 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,172 - We totally get it. - Wait a minute. Stop this. 328 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,241 This... Tonight is about you. 329 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,509 - Beautiful... - Stop. 330 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,413 No, it is. I just want to say congratulations on your job. 331 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,816 Th-This is gonna be huge for you. Huge! 332 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,119 - To Katie. - Thank you. 333 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,453 Come here. 334 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,224 Eww. 335 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,626 You know how long it's been since New York? 336 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,828 Ugh, god, so long. 337 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,697 - Do you remember oeuvre oui? - Yes! 338 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,831 - Yes? - Of course I remember. 339 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,600 - And the village culture? - Yes! 340 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,603 You were amazing. No, you were. You were. 341 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,871 - You were - No. 342 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,973 - You stole that show. - Remember the last night party? 343 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,409 - At that pub! - Oh, I'm surprised you remember. 344 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:08,112 This one gets up on the bar, unprompted, mind you, 345 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,015 and grabs on to one of the pipes and starts pole dancing. 346 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,317 I forgot about that! 347 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,319 Yeah, I didn't. I didn't forget. 348 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,988 'Cause then I walked you home. 349 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,759 - Yeah. - Right? 350 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:27,965 I'm sorry. 351 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,067 - Hey, no, no, no. - No, it takes you back. 352 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,836 Don't be sorry, dude. Okay? 353 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,173 I'm glad that you guys hooked up. I think it's awesome. 354 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,775 You can even probably say that I'm kinda stoked that you guys hooked up. 355 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,578 We all need lovin'. Right? We're all human. 356 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,714 I wasn't around back then. I'm glad you were to give it to her, okay? 357 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,249 'Cause, hey, what are you gonna do? 358 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,986 Not hook up with somebody on the closing night of ooboo qua? 359 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,522 You know what I mean? After she did a sexy pole dance? 360 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,391 Are you kidding me? 361 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:57,028 In New York City? Sexiest city in the whole world. 362 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,730 It's awesome. I'm so, I'm so... 363 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,200 I'm so pumped that you guys hooked up that night. 364 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,601 - Yeah. - - Awesome. 365 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,151 Great. 366 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,541 When I'm acting, um, I'm the character. 367 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,311 Character's me. 368 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,614 - There's no difference. - Hmm. 369 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,050 - I don't get into character. - Hmm. 370 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,620 There is no process of approaching the character. 371 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:27,291 And there is no process of removing myself from the character. 372 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,661 Transcendent words from a transcendent man. 373 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,597 - Bryan J. Macy... - What are you looking at? 374 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,131 - My pleasure. - Nothing. 375 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,433 And now... 376 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,770 What are you looking at? 377 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,207 Nothing. Just... whatever. 378 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,301 Okay. 379 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,510 You know, you still haven't said congratulations. 380 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,367 This is a huge job for her. 381 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:44,969 You need to support your girl. 382 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,937 I know, man. It's just... 383 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,707 Just so far away. So long. 384 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,777 All right, that all may be true 385 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,446 but I don't think that's what's really bothering you. 386 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,049 What're you talking about? 387 00:21:58,051 --> 00:22:00,885 Your girlfriend is playing Lucy Brighton 388 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,187 in The Master's Maiden where she plays the maiden 389 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,356 who's taken on a long journey 390 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,458 into the depths of sexual ecstasy. 391 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,628 Where the lines of pleasure and pain are blurred. 392 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,064 - You read the book? - Five times. 393 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,499 Look, I get it. It must be weird. 394 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,601 Uh, I don't know. I've never dated an actress. 395 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,337 It's weird. 396 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,039 Plus it's pay cable so she'll have to show her boobs a whole bunch. 397 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,307 Right? 398 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,575 I mean, it's like basically porn. 399 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:25,943 Why is she agreeing to do this? 400 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,379 Master's Maiden is not porn. 401 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,547 It's beautiful. You should read it. 402 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,915 I'm good. 403 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:35,353 Okay, look. I understand that on a primal level, this must be hard. 404 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,854 You know, thinking of the woman you love, 405 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,957 being physical with another man, even if it is just acting. 406 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,827 But think about her. Put yourself in her shoes. 407 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,329 She's gonna be freaking out right now. 408 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:48,065 With her body issues, and what not. 409 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,900 Come on, man, the last thing she needs 410 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,342 is her boyfriend making her feel like she's a whore. 411 00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:58,743 That's my two cents. 412 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,161 Oh boy, she's up. She's up. She... 413 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,397 What's all this? 414 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,730 Congratulations, Katie. 415 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:55,666 Me and Loafie made this. 416 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,104 Thanks, babe. 417 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,207 That's so sweet. 418 00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:10,499 I'm sorry for how I reacted. 419 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,716 You're a beautiful, sexy woman 420 00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:15,078 and you deserve to embrace that. 421 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,288 You should dive into this experience. 422 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,656 I'm gonna be right there with you. Okay? 423 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,178 - I want to be the man who supports you in this. - Okay. 424 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:24,128 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 425 00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:28,165 - Thanks. I love you. - I love you too. 426 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:33,704 - You smell good. - Thanks. 427 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:36,207 - That is so sweet. - You smell good. 428 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:39,210 Hey! 429 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,981 I'm dominating you. 430 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,985 What? 431 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,188 I'm the master. I'm dominating you. 432 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,526 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe, I can't hear what you're saying. 433 00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:00,798 You know, like, like Master's Maiden. I'm the mast... never mind. 434 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,766 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 435 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:05,736 Now I get it. Babe, I just couldn't hear you. 436 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,638 No, I'm sorry. Forget it. 437 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,708 What? No. No. It's great. You can be the master. 438 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,309 - No. - Yeah. Come... 439 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,945 Babe, you're the master. You're dominating me. 440 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,948 - Don't patronize me. - I'm... Babe, I'm not. 441 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,384 I'm not. I'm just a fragile little girl 442 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:23,587 that's helpless under your domineering power. 443 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:26,624 I need you to keep dominating me. 444 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:30,961 Seriously. It's turning me on. 445 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,831 Fine. I'll keep dominating you. 446 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,200 Okay. 447 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,152 Dominating you. 448 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,382 Take me again. 449 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,551 I got another one in me. 450 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:58,489 Before the lark sings, dear god, take me again. 451 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,026 It's from the script. 452 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,261 Isn't that beautiful? 453 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,896 I love that line. 454 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,033 Do you wanna do it again, though? 455 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,968 I should work out. 456 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,137 Okay. 457 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,105 Mm. 458 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,114 Bryan J. Macy wants to get together tonight 459 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,683 and discuss character stuff. 460 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,052 Oh, yeah? That's awesome. 461 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,887 - Isn't that insane? - Yeah. 462 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,424 Oh, wait, it's your show tonight. 463 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:36,193 That's okay. I mean, you know, obviously this is more important. 464 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,095 I love coming to your shows. 465 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,431 You're very sweet. But babe, you've gotta go. 466 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,766 - You're the best. - I know that. 467 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,868 - Thanks for understanding. - Yeah. 468 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,036 Gotta spoil my girl. 469 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,538 - My god! - What? 470 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:49,306 What am I going to wear? 471 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,241 Oh, Jeez. 472 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:56,347 The toughest decision of all, huh? Okay. 473 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,885 You may not care about yourself, 474 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,022 but maybe you will talk, 475 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:10,027 If I promise not to hurt your girlfriend. 476 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,684 Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa! 477 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,134 Girlfriend? 478 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:23,974 Who said, who said girlfriend? 479 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,376 I-I feel like we're just kinda hanging out. 480 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,684 - Thank you. - Thanks. 481 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:42,993 Wow! 482 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,264 It's so beautiful here. 483 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,546 Yeah. Yeah. 484 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,169 I wish I was a boat. 485 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,605 Maybe then I'll feel still inside. 486 00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:57,941 Every time I get back on land, the restlessness returns. 487 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:06,583 I love that you sail. What a powerful thing to do. 488 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:12,156 It's like... Wrestle with the wind and the ocean like that. 489 00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:18,362 I have these moments when I'm out on the boat. 490 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:21,065 You find a line, you get locked into it, 491 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,587 everything else just fades away. 492 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,936 Wow. 493 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,682 I need you to let go. 494 00:28:39,617 --> 00:28:42,119 - Of what? - Of everything. 495 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:46,490 Nothing can come in between us. Not right now. 496 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,393 I agree. 497 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:00,804 My god, 498 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,074 you're so beautiful. 499 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,286 Bryan, I-I should tell you. 500 00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,156 I have a boyfriend... 501 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:21,592 That I live with. 502 00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,561 I think that's wonderful. 503 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:51,855 Brother, Jackson. Good show, man. 504 00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:54,024 Nice, what you got going here. 505 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:56,326 - Oh, what's your name? - - Seriously? 506 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,168 - Take it easy. - How's it goin'? 507 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:11,675 - Hey. Good show. - Hey. 508 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,644 - Thank you. - It's Abigail. 509 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,345 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Thanks for coming. 510 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,080 Yeah, I've seen you perform like, three times. 511 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:20,083 - You're amazing. - Thank you. 512 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,785 So, I'm sorry about the other day in class 513 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,421 with that whole sexy, how-do-I-pay-my-rent scene. 514 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,456 So embarrassing. And you were totally right. 515 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,492 I just don't want you to think I'm like a slut or anything... 516 00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:31,428 No, no, no, no, no... I... That's totally my fault. 517 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:35,465 I was just going through like weird personal shit, you know. 518 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,167 But like, definitely don't worry about it. 519 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,536 - Okay? You're doing great. - Thanks. 520 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:41,605 Um, well, I know 521 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,240 that technically I'm like your student or whatever, 522 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,541 so maybe this is weird. 523 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,944 But I have a lot of weed in my car 524 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,378 and no one to smoke it with. 525 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:52,100 Is there any chance you want to come smoke some with me? 526 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:58,088 Jump by Kriss Kross and Jump Around by House of Pain. 527 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,758 - Mm-hmm - '92 was the year for jumping songs. 528 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,893 End of story. 529 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,829 Yeah, but like, in '83, 530 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:08,932 you had Jump for My Love 531 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:13,136 The Pointer Sisters, the greatest grouping of musicians ever born. 532 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,205 - Oh, yeah? - Heck, yeah. 533 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,274 And Jump by Van Halen. 534 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:21,111 - So, can't sleep on '83. - Ah, very true. 535 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,080 - Fresh greens? - Cool. Thanks. 536 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,281 Mm. 537 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:26,483 I probably shouldn't tell you this 538 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:29,052 'cause I don't want you to think I'm like, a stalker or whatever 539 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,289 but I have seen like every one of your videos. 540 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,991 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 541 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,593 Cool. Thanks. There's some clunkers in there. 542 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,028 Well, I like them. 543 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,296 - That odd? - Yeah. 544 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,899 Oh! And I love that web series you did 545 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,834 like, with a girl about a couple moving in together. 546 00:31:43,836 --> 00:31:46,770 - Mm-hmm. - Who's that girl with you? She looks so familiar. 547 00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:47,938 Uh, my girlfriend. 548 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,873 Oh. Cool. 549 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:54,958 Really stoned. 550 00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:57,373 - Right? - Yeah, me too. 551 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,385 - Muchas gracias for the herbage. - Yeah. 552 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:05,989 Appreciate that. May Jah bless you on your journey. 553 00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:08,191 - Thank you. - Okay. 554 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,561 Oh, hey, um... 555 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:12,963 Can I get your number? 556 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,165 Not for like a date or anything. 557 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,600 I'm starting another improv group 558 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,168 and we wanted you to be our coach. 559 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,270 Oh, yeah, for sure. Cool. 560 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:22,839 Cool. 561 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:31,181 - You're cold. - Yeah. 562 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:33,517 - Wear my jacket. - Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay. 563 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:36,420 Sam, give her my jacket, please. 564 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:37,988 Oh, you... I really don't need it. 565 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,656 Oh, all right. 566 00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:42,559 Thanks. 567 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,027 Thank you. 568 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,199 Can I, can I have one? 569 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,716 You know, women shouldn't smoke cigarettes. 570 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,919 I don't really. 571 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,687 It's really disgusting. 572 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:13,256 Here. 573 00:33:18,196 --> 00:33:19,496 Open it. 574 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:31,475 Oh my god, you're Bryan J. Macy. 575 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:34,578 - I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. What's your name? 576 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,513 - Huge fan. I'm Eric. - Hey. 577 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,182 Hey, game of chess, I gotta tell you that, uh... 578 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,184 You know I wanted to be a teacher, 579 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,487 but I was addicted to drugs 580 00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:48,058 - Meant a lot to me. - I'm sorry, man. 581 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,560 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Thanks. 582 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:52,763 It means a lot. 583 00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:54,965 - Good to see you. - Yeah. Nice to meet you. 584 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:08,545 I desperately await my punishment. 585 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,785 I desperately await my punishment. 586 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,555 Eagerly. Eagerly await my punishment. 587 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,599 - What's going on champ? - Oh, hey, babe. 588 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,371 - What you got on there? - Uh, Bryan gave it to me. 589 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:38,275 It's just I guess to work on character stuff or something. 590 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:39,743 Is that what you're wearing on the show? 591 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,845 Uh, I mean, not this exactly. 592 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,747 I was researching corsets from that period 593 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,115 and this is actually a little too modern. 594 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:46,650 But, yeah, something like this. 595 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:48,552 - Do you like it? - Love it. 596 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,787 Oh, also, I woke up to a text from Bryan 597 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,423 saying that he wants to have us over to his house tonight 598 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:57,185 for a little dinner slash meet and greet with the producers. 599 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:00,464 - It's gonna be tough for me. - Why? 600 00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:03,567 It's just the writing. You know, had a lot of breakthroughs yesterday 601 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,836 and, I mean, 602 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:07,971 gotta see them through. Gotta strap myself to the beast. 603 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:09,539 I mean, you know how it is. 604 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,776 Uh, well, could you just not be that late? 605 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,278 Life of an artist, you know. It's tough. 606 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,480 I'm gonna try and make it though. 607 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,548 I'll definitely try and be there. What time is it? 608 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,110 - Eight. - Eight. Ohh! 609 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:24,855 I'll make it work. 610 00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:29,459 You submit a personal firearms eligibility check application 611 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,928 along with 20 bucks and your ID. 612 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:35,265 Get that notarized and include your right thumb print. 613 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:38,869 That's gonna take 38 to 120 days to come back. 614 00:35:38,871 --> 00:35:42,072 Then you're gonna want to take the personal handgun safety test 615 00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:43,340 which is 30 questions... 616 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,908 I'm gonna go and cut you off right there. 617 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,110 This all feels like a lot. 618 00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:50,747 - You know what I mean? - Uh... 619 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:54,951 Is there any way... Would you kinda just like... 620 00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:57,387 Bypass the red tape? 621 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:00,724 Uh, in what way? What do you mean? 622 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,859 How can I put this? 623 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,261 You know, like in Taxi Driver, 624 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,997 when he goes and he meets that guy in the hotel room. 625 00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,032 And the guy's got all the briefcases full of guns. 626 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,301 And he's like, that's a .38 Magnum. 627 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,669 That's a snub nose. 628 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,971 I just sell high quality goods to the right people. 629 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:17,906 Do you have any stuff like that? 630 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,309 Get out. 631 00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:24,614 - Leave the store. - Okay, I'm just gonna just... 632 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,749 Let me throw this one at you. 633 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,817 I'll give you $72 cash up front for that shotgun, 634 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,139 no questions asked, out the door. 635 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,490 Absolutely not. Leave now. 636 00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:36,379 Okay. 637 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,914 Thank you, thank you, thank you for seeing me last minute. 638 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:02,052 I am like freaking out about this. 639 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,921 It's so much pressure. 640 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:08,203 You're like, the only acting teacher I trust in LA. 641 00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,131 Okay. 642 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,802 - Hi. - Hi. 643 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,137 Hi. Aah! 644 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,976 So what can I do for you, Katie? 645 00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:31,147 Uh, well, I told you in the email I think that I got this part. 646 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:35,885 "Master... The Master's Maiden." 647 00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,921 The Master's Maiden. Okay. 648 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,223 Which, you know... 649 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:43,159 I mean, that's gonna be like huge. 650 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:45,528 Mm. What's huge about it? 651 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,169 - Yeah... - Mm-hmm? 652 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:56,640 He's so... 653 00:37:58,142 --> 00:38:00,543 Yeah. Totally. 654 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:04,614 Why do you think you attracted this part 655 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,683 at this point in your life? 656 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:09,886 Maybe like, something about... 657 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,493 Being sexy? 658 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,628 Do you think you're sexy enough to play this part? 659 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:24,634 I mean, I guess I am. Or they wouldn't have cast me. 660 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,937 - Right? - I don't know. 661 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:35,345 Uh, so yeah, can we just go over some of the... 662 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,113 Love yourself. 663 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,516 Okay. 664 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,252 Yeah. Okay. 665 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,724 Love... yourself. 666 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:52,961 I mean I do, pretty much. 667 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:10,780 Hey, yeah, hi. This is Paul. Katie's boyfriend. 668 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,517 Hello? Hello? 669 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,920 Wait there. 670 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:21,891 Remember, okay, we are the last line of defense for these poor villagers. 671 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:27,297 I look up and, and I see this kid, 672 00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:31,134 no more than six years old. No shirt, no shoes, 673 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,703 running towards me as fast as he can. 674 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:37,607 He's shivering... 675 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:44,080 - Hey. - Mr Macy's not expecting you. 676 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,248 Uh, well, my girlfriend... 677 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,217 Look, you're not on the list, I can't let you in. 678 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,486 All right, look. I'm just gonna call her. 679 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,359 What am I gonna do? 680 00:39:58,330 --> 00:40:00,830 I can leave this, this child. 681 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,298 And I remembered where I am. 682 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,300 Lieutenant's yelling at me, "Come on, come on!" 683 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,435 Gotta get back on the helicopter. 684 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:08,471 So I-I-I grabbed this child up in my arms 685 00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:11,608 and I... I run for the helicopter, 686 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,250 and all of a sudden, just pop! 687 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,080 His head explodes. 688 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,186 How... 689 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,590 Fucking voice mail, dude. Damn it! Look. 690 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,860 I get it. You're here to protect Bryan from like crazy stalkers and shit. 691 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:32,762 I'm not that. I wouldn't be here 692 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,131 if my girlfriend wasn't doing some shitty series with him, 693 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,366 to be honest with you. 694 00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:38,435 Not even a fan of Bryan J. Macy. 695 00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:41,171 Actually think he's kind of a hack. 696 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:44,207 Still not gonna let you in. 697 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:47,010 Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go then. 698 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:52,549 I always thought the line between life and death was thin. 699 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,720 But it took that moment for me to know 700 00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:03,426 there is no line at all. 701 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:05,995 Wow. 702 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:10,266 That is so powerful, Bryan. 703 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:12,535 Yeah. It is. 704 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:17,974 Aah! 705 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,976 - The fuck! - Paul? 706 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:23,246 Hey. 707 00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:26,416 Sorry, I'm sorta breaking into your house, Bryan J. Macy. Uh... 708 00:41:27,384 --> 00:41:28,451 Your guy wouldn't let me in. 709 00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:29,986 Katie wasn't picking up her phone. 710 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,655 Oh, I'm sorry. My phone, it was inside. 711 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:33,937 It's cool, babe. 712 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,093 - Cool tiny bridge, man. - Hey, what the fuck... 713 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:40,230 Dennis, Dennis, it's okay. It's all right. He can stay. 714 00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:42,332 Hey, I'm sorry I went behind your back, man. 715 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:45,502 - Yeah, man. - Thank you. 716 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:48,872 He's a good guy and... He just wouldn't let me in. I'm sorry. 717 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:51,541 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. 718 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,809 Hey. 719 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:56,145 So, Paul, Bryan. Bryan, Paul. 720 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,281 Nice to meet you. 721 00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,916 No big deal 'cause you're here now. 722 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:02,652 But I was kinda hoping it'd just be people from the show. 723 00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:03,934 What's that? 724 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,022 No, I'm just kidding. 725 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,993 Oh, man. 726 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,661 Gotta watch out for this guy, huh? 727 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,329 Okay. 728 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,331 - Anybody hungry? - Hmm. 729 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,233 - Go inside. - What're you drinking? Apple... 730 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,502 - Appletini. - You don't... Okay. 731 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:22,472 - That's cool. - Bryan made it. 732 00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:26,075 I trip, I looked down. It's this guy's foot. 733 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:29,746 He's been curled up underneath one of the desks at the preschool 734 00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:31,648 whacked out of his mind on drugs... 735 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,816 Wait, who knows where he's been the other two days. 736 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:35,685 Parents didn't know that he was doing... 737 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,887 - This was his process you know. - ...drugs, 738 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:40,557 So we're like, get him in the wardrobe and get him in the scene. 739 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:42,992 - Right. - I said, "Bryan, get up. 740 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:45,662 We got work to do here. Come on, let's do the scene." 741 00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:47,997 - What does he say? - What does he say? 742 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,633 He says, "My name is Chester." 743 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,337 - Like, the guy is still in charac... - Character. 744 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:55,438 - Yes! - Wow! 745 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,140 - Big time. - And disappeared. 746 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,242 I can talk about this all day. 747 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,510 I can talk about it all month. 748 00:43:00,512 --> 00:43:03,112 No, I'm just happy to do it with you guys again. 749 00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:05,348 So, Bill, you said you're an actor, too? 750 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,450 - Paul. - Sorry, yeah, Paul. 751 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:09,786 No, no, it's cool, man. I'm an actor, you know. 752 00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:12,348 Haven't won any Oscars. 753 00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,963 Yeah, I act. You know, a lot of comedy stuff. 754 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,798 Uh, Paul's an amazing improviser. 755 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,132 - I am all right. - Babe... 756 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:25,001 Uh, the upright bridge? 757 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:27,604 Oh, yeah, upright bridge. Bridge service? 758 00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:28,938 - Yeah. - Hmm? 759 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,007 - The improv... - The comedy thing... 760 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,242 - No I don't... - Yeah it's a comedy club. It's real big. 761 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:34,477 You should check that out. 762 00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:37,447 - Pete, you gotta do that. - It's Bill. Bill. 763 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:39,161 Paul. 764 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:45,021 I want to thank all of you for being here with me. 765 00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:48,591 It's uh, a real pleasure to dine with you. 766 00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:53,062 But most of all, I'd like to thank my little Katie bear. 767 00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:58,668 For being so open and willing to go on this journey with me. 768 00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:01,971 This thing is about to get so real so fast. 769 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:30,967 I had this room built halfway through my first draft of the Master's Maiden. 770 00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:33,836 I refused to enter it till it was complete. 771 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,172 I wanted to experience it for the first time. 772 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:38,241 Just like Lucy. 773 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:43,946 To really get inside of her while I was writing. 774 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,551 What was that like for her? 775 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:55,191 To feel a level of arousal that 776 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:57,927 she's probably never known. 777 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,469 Is she's scared? 778 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:08,971 Excited? 779 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,008 Maybe a little of both? 780 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,047 The smell of the leather. 781 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:20,917 What does that do to her? 782 00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,897 Her life, 783 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,601 as she had always understood it, 784 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,637 changed. 785 00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:45,508 In an instant. 786 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:04,127 - Hello. - Hi Katie. This is Jason Shepard's manager... 787 00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:15,071 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks. Bye. 788 00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:21,978 What was that all about? 789 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:27,316 I'm leaving tomorrow now. 790 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,652 - What? Why? - I don't know. 791 00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:32,755 Something about the location backing out or something. 792 00:46:32,757 --> 00:46:34,223 I don't know. 793 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,708 Do you know what time you're leaving yet? 794 00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:42,832 - Car's coming at noon. - Fuck! 795 00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:47,737 Oh! 796 00:46:47,739 --> 00:46:50,973 - I'm gonna miss you so much. - I know, me too. 797 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:53,976 Hey. What do you want to do on our last day together? 798 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:57,980 Honestly babe. 799 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,116 I have so much to do, 800 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:02,985 I don't even know how much time we're gonna have together. 801 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,654 - What? - Ugh! 802 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,623 What are you talking about? 803 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:10,626 I have to pack and get a wrap. 804 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:12,595 I can't believe I drank so much last night. 805 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:14,831 I'm gonna be bloated for days. 806 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,501 Hi. Hi, is there any chance at all 807 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,104 that you have time for a detoxifying contour wrap today? 808 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:24,173 I know, okay. Thanks. 809 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,277 You're gonna get a wrap instead of spend time with me? 810 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:29,478 I have to, babe. 811 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,248 I'm gonna be like naked and shit for this thing. 812 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:57,673 Love yourself. Love myself. 813 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:02,178 I love you. I love you. 814 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:32,266 What do you think Loaf? Is this crazy or we going to get killed or something? 815 00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:53,763 Oh boy! 816 00:48:54,831 --> 00:48:55,932 Come on, Loaf. 817 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:08,210 - I just had the detoxifying contour wrap. - With Michael? 818 00:49:08,212 --> 00:49:09,478 Yes. 819 00:49:10,814 --> 00:49:12,748 - I have a 3 o'clock. - Okay. 820 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,717 - Rebecca? - Mm-hmm. 821 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,519 It's Katie. 822 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:19,288 Uh... Um, I'm really good friends with Alex Wilson Dickson. 823 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,424 He's introduced us a couple of times. 824 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:24,560 And then, um... Also, we're both with Gordon's at Synchronous. 825 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:26,395 - So. - Oh! 826 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:32,101 Yeah I'm... I just had the detoxifying counter wrap so I must look totally insane. 827 00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:35,104 - I just did not recognize you. - I know. 828 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:38,374 - How, how you been? - Good. I'm good. 829 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:41,477 It's actually so crazy that I'm running into you right now 830 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:46,515 'cause, I'm actually going to do that mini series that you I guess are unavailable for. 831 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,384 - Oh... Um... - "Masters Maiden". 832 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:53,089 - Right! Hey congrats. - Thank you. Yeah, but oh my God! 833 00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:56,625 PT Anderson, you must be flipping out. 834 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:59,428 I mean Paul's a good friend, so when he called and asked me to do this, 835 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,564 I just felt like I had to do this, you know. 836 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:04,800 And secretly I was happy to get out of that mini series thing. I mean, 837 00:50:04,802 --> 00:50:08,037 doesn't it feel like your getting tied up and fucked over and over again 838 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:09,905 in like a dungeon or whatever. 839 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,575 I mean, not to say it's just uh... 840 00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:16,612 It's going to be an awesome job for you. I just mean it's um... 841 00:50:16,614 --> 00:50:18,714 No, yeah, I get it. I totally get it. 842 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:22,685 - Objectifying. Yeah. - Totally. Yeah. 843 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,920 So the contour wrap, that works for you? 844 00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:27,256 Yeah, I mean this is only like the second time I've done it, 845 00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:29,592 but the first time I totally saw results. 846 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,961 - Weird, I kinda felt it was like bullshit. - Really? 847 00:50:31,963 --> 00:50:35,765 Yeah. If I were you, I mean this what I do when I wanna lose weight super fast. 848 00:50:35,767 --> 00:50:39,101 - What? - I just put on like, the thickest warmest sweats 849 00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:41,637 I can find like a wool hat or just whatever. 850 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:45,408 A hat and I do jumping jacks. 851 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:49,111 - For three hours straight. - Three hours? 852 00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:51,714 You'll wake up tomorrow and be super skinny. 853 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,550 - Yeah, people will be worried about you. 854 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,720 - I got to take this. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go, go. 855 00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:02,224 - Is that Rebecca Moss? - Yeah. 856 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,628 - She's so beautiful. - Yeah. 857 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,099 - Thanks. - Thanks. 858 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:11,367 Bye. 859 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:16,605 I'll see you soon. I'll see you soon. Bye. 860 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:21,644 Gosh. 861 00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:23,746 Really is like Taxi Driver. 862 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,348 What? 863 00:51:39,029 --> 00:51:41,831 Fuck! What? Fuck! 864 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:49,138 Please pardon my insolence, Master. 865 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,207 'Tis wrong of me to say it. 866 00:51:52,844 --> 00:51:55,744 Please pardon my insolence, Master. 867 00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:01,717 Hello? 868 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,352 Hey. Just checking in. 869 00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:04,553 You okay? 870 00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:07,289 Yeah, yeah, just working out. 871 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,658 How are you? You getting writing done? 872 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:14,063 You know, it's a lot of 873 00:52:14,065 --> 00:52:16,665 digging and throwing stuff out but uh, yeah, um... 874 00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:19,468 Going to take a break. Probably take Loaf to the dog park. 875 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:25,608 - Yes, she'll love that. - And then we'll come home around five like we planned? 876 00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:27,309 Okay, great. Sounds good. 877 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,478 - Love you. - Thanks. 878 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,413 I-I love you too. 879 00:52:33,985 --> 00:52:38,854 - Please pardon my insolence, Master. 880 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:41,357 Please pardon my insolence, Master. 881 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:45,094 - Hey! - Lucy, I'm downstairs. 882 00:52:45,096 --> 00:52:48,197 - Let me in. - I can't... I'm sorry, what? 883 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:51,333 It's Charlie. Open the door. 884 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:52,968 I'm downstairs. 885 00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:57,740 Open the door. 886 00:52:57,742 --> 00:53:01,911 Um... I'm sorry, it's not such a great time right now, Bryan. 887 00:53:04,247 --> 00:53:05,447 Call me Charlie. 888 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:14,256 Okay. Yeah, just, just uh... 889 00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:16,025 Give me five minutes. 890 00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:17,126 Okay. 891 00:53:26,503 --> 00:53:28,337 - Hey. - Hey. 892 00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:32,775 Hey, babe, I'm so sorry. I got to push back our plans tonight. 893 00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:35,511 - Why? - Because Bryan J. Macy just showed up. 894 00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,346 What? At our place? Why? 895 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:40,783 Yeah, yeah. I don't know, babe. Honestly, I don't know. 896 00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:42,518 He just showed up. Can you imagine? 897 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,953 Maybe he wants to rehearse or something. 898 00:53:43,955 --> 00:53:46,055 Are you taking a bath? 899 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:49,158 Yeah, obviously. I'm all sweaty and gross. 900 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,761 I'll call you so soon. We're gonna be done really soon. 901 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,831 - Babe, I love you. - Okay. 902 00:54:09,613 --> 00:54:11,080 Hello? 903 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:41,143 What up? What? 904 00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:46,715 What did you say? 905 00:54:49,052 --> 00:54:51,954 What did you say? 906 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,389 - Nothing. - Oh. 907 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,424 I was just waiting for you to get closer. 908 00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:57,493 Oh well. Here I am. 909 00:54:57,495 --> 00:55:01,497 - What did you want to say? - Nothing. 910 00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:05,768 - Hello. - - Hello 911 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:08,470 - Oh my God! Is that your dog? - Yeah. 912 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,706 He's so cute. What's his name? 913 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:13,108 - Uh, her name's Loafie. - Oh, her name. 914 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:14,777 - Sorry. - That's quite all right. 915 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:17,713 It's very common, you know. She's not offended. 916 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:19,715 I can tell. She's a bad ass bitch. 917 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,383 Yeah. She's a... 918 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:23,686 Tough cookie. She's good. 919 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:34,096 - Um... - What's up? 920 00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:38,033 - Do you, do you wanna get high? - On weed? 921 00:55:38,035 --> 00:55:40,169 Yeah, yeah, on weed. 922 00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:41,670 - I could do that. - Yeah? 923 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:42,771 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 924 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:45,341 - Do you have it? - I mean not on me but... 925 00:55:45,343 --> 00:55:48,110 - At my place. - Huh... Shit. 926 00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:50,979 Doesn't really help us here, does it? 927 00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:54,083 I... Well... I could go back and get it. 928 00:55:54,085 --> 00:55:58,120 Nah... You're already here. You already came. It's fine. 929 00:55:58,122 --> 00:56:02,291 I don't have to smoke weed all the time. I can just be a regular human. 930 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:06,428 Or we could go back to my place? 931 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:13,669 - Yeah. - Yeah? 932 00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:18,207 - I mean, do you wanna do that? - Yeah, yeah, you know, that's where the weed is. 933 00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:21,377 - Good point. - Yeah. 934 00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:24,213 - Um... - I'm really close. 935 00:56:24,215 --> 00:56:26,115 - Yeah, I'll show you. - Okay. 936 00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:29,752 Okay. 937 00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:42,398 Ah... You'll love this song. 938 00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:44,800 Nice. 939 00:56:45,735 --> 00:56:47,536 All right. 940 00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:50,005 - Good work. - - Thanks. 941 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:52,408 Are you hungry? 942 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:58,480 - I don't know. What you got? - Um... Um... Let's see. 943 00:56:58,482 --> 00:57:03,452 I have chips... or I can heat up some diet Mac an Cheese. 944 00:57:04,821 --> 00:57:09,758 - Sounds good but no, I'm okay. - Sorry. I'm not much of a cook. 945 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,995 - Actually so, um, do... - It's fine. 946 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:15,931 - Want a soda pop? - Yeah, I'll take a pop. 947 00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:19,535 - Okay. - I'll take a pop. 948 00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:32,681 - Thank you. I'll change it. - Aw... Thank you. 949 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:39,621 So what are you working on these days? 950 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:43,959 This and that. Writing a movie. 951 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,928 Holy shit! That's amazing. 952 00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:48,230 - I'd love to read it. - Nah, it's not done yet. 953 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,199 Can I read some of it? 954 00:57:50,201 --> 00:57:54,403 - Definitely not. - Boo. Boring. 955 00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:57,339 Um... I'm so hot. 956 00:57:57,341 --> 00:58:00,075 Last time I'm in Paris, I took this crowning class. 957 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,244 With this like, awesome old French teacher 958 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:04,880 who'd basically would tell us that we sucked and were not funny. 959 00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:09,418 But it was like, amazing, you know. Who'd always tell us like... 960 00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:11,920 Fuck us mean focus, you know. 961 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,689 Um, do you know comedia at all? 962 00:58:13,691 --> 00:58:15,123 No, no I don't think so. 963 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,726 Okay. There's this thing. It's called entrances and exits right. 964 00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:21,129 And so, you start behind the thing and then you just like, you enter. 965 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:24,700 Right. And you have to be in a state. It's got to be like happy, anger, fear, sad, right. 966 00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:28,470 So you enter and your like right at the audience and then you have a partner and then 967 00:58:28,472 --> 00:58:32,341 you toss it to your partner and then they take it and toss it back to you, right. 968 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:35,410 - And then, that's basically it. - Oh. 969 00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:38,046 - So, yeah. - Pretty cool. 970 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:40,148 - It's pretty useful right. - Um hm... 971 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:45,654 Totally normal that I just took my bra off right. 972 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,557 No, it's not. 973 00:58:49,559 --> 00:58:51,026 Sorry. 974 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,462 Guess, I'm just weird. 975 00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:13,382 No. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. 976 00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:14,516 - Come on. - Sorry. 977 00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:17,486 - Come on. Breathe. Fuck. - Sorry, sorry. Okay. 978 00:59:17,488 --> 00:59:20,389 Oh God, I'm just a little nervous. Oh God! 979 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,028 Start, start over. 980 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,364 I can do it. 981 00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:47,916 - You want this job? - Of course 982 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:51,086 - Why, why do you want it? - Because... 983 00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:54,523 It's going to be great and... 984 00:59:55,491 --> 00:59:56,992 Working with you. 985 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:03,565 Don't do that... Katie... 986 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,535 Why do you want to be an actor? 987 01:00:07,503 --> 01:00:09,171 Because... 988 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:10,693 - I love it. - Why? 989 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,709 Because... 990 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:15,631 I like pretending to be someone else. 991 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:23,819 Um... Am I doing something wrong? 992 01:00:24,854 --> 01:00:28,690 You scare me. 993 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,295 - You scare me. - You got this production in the palm of your hand. 994 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:36,498 And no one knows who the fuck you are. 995 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,336 I mean I don't... 996 01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:46,308 I don't really matter as much as you do. 997 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:50,278 You're going to be amazing and as long as I look good, 998 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,949 and we have good chemistry or whatever I think it's going to be great. 999 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:05,727 I think you're right. 1000 01:01:11,801 --> 01:01:13,268 Where's that gift I got you. 1001 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:21,076 Will you teach me? 1002 01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:23,378 What? What are you talking about? Teach you what? 1003 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,281 Like... Teach me how to be funny like you. 1004 01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:29,084 - You're funny. - I mean, thank you but like... 1005 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,154 - You are amazing. - I know. 1006 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:34,790 - No seriously. - I'm serious too. 1007 01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:39,294 - I fuck, I'm fucking serious. - You are. I am right. No I was watching you last night 1008 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:42,931 and you're just like so present when you're on stage and... 1009 01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:45,867 So charismatic and no one can take their eyes of you. 1010 01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:48,637 - It's hard. - I'm being serious. 1011 01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:52,774 I know, that's what I'm talking about. It's fuck... I get it. 1012 01:01:52,776 --> 01:01:55,243 I mean, is that just something you have naturally like 1013 01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:57,179 or you have been like that since you were a kid or whatever 1014 01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:59,381 or did you somehow learn that? 1015 01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:01,616 I... I don't... 1016 01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:06,288 I... Both... I... I don't know. 1017 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,492 - Will you do a scene with me? - What? 1018 01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:12,861 - Like let's improvise a scene right now. - No. 1019 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:17,299 Come on. I'll start it. Oh wait let me think. Uh... Okay. 1020 01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:21,547 Thank you for my anniversary present. I love it. 1021 01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:26,475 That's the scene. Thank you for my anniversary present. I love it. 1022 01:02:26,477 --> 01:02:28,744 This is dumb. 1023 01:02:28,746 --> 01:02:29,878 This sucks. 1024 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,614 All right. Well, I don't know. 1025 01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:36,384 Will you just tell me then. 1026 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,153 This is ridiculous. What are you talking about? 1027 01:02:38,155 --> 01:02:41,515 Just like tell me how you do what you do? 1028 01:02:42,892 --> 01:02:44,326 You could teach me. 1029 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:52,834 I'll be right back, okay. 1030 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,503 Okay. 1031 01:03:26,637 --> 01:03:28,403 Turn around. 1032 01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:41,983 Can you submit to me? 1033 01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:44,853 - Yeah. - Are you sure? 1034 01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:46,254 - Yes. - Don't fuck with me. 1035 01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:47,556 I'm not. 1036 01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:51,259 - Are you my maiden? - Yeah. 1037 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,861 - I don't believe you. - I am. 1038 01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:55,330 I don't think you know what that means. 1039 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:59,012 I am, I am your maiden and I submit to you. 1040 01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:27,729 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1041 01:04:27,731 --> 01:04:31,700 What are you doing? What... Bryan stop. 1042 01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,736 - What are you doing? - Come on, I wasn't going to burn you. 1043 01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:36,705 What are you... Are you insane? 1044 01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:38,406 May be. A little. 1045 01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:44,246 Hey it's Katie. Leave me a message. 1046 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:45,647 Hey, why isn't your phone on. 1047 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:48,329 It's been like 3 hours. Are you still rehearsing or what? 1048 01:04:50,019 --> 01:04:52,787 Just call me when you can. Okay? 1049 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,435 I went to far. 1050 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:23,551 It's okay. 1051 01:05:32,229 --> 01:05:34,429 Let's keep exploring together. 1052 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,569 I want to keep going. I trust you. 1053 01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:53,114 - Everything okay? - Yeah. Fine. 1054 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,151 I got a gun today. 1055 01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:58,386 Are you serious? 1056 01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:01,990 - Yep. - Oh my God. That is so fucking cool. 1057 01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:03,858 - You think so? - Fuck yeah. 1058 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:06,494 I mean I don't have one but I totally get it. 1059 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,897 You're gonna want one if shit goes down right? 1060 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:15,704 - That was exactly what I was thinking. - Um hm... Can I see it? 1061 01:06:15,706 --> 01:06:19,207 - No. - Oh come on. Please, I've never held a gun before. 1062 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:25,747 - Not gonna happen. - Please. I'll be super, super careful with it. 1063 01:06:26,215 --> 01:06:28,083 I promise. 1064 01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,352 - No way. - Come on. Show it to me. 1065 01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:42,697 I should go. 1066 01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:49,637 - I'm gonna head out. Okay. This is all my fault. - No. 1067 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,752 - What the fuck are you doing? - I'm sorry. 1068 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:06,321 Don't do that okay. Why did you do that? Why did we do that? 1069 01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:07,856 I don't know. I like you. 1070 01:07:10,393 --> 01:07:11,793 Fuck. 1071 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:13,661 - No stop. Don't go. 1072 01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:14,996 I'm just. Uh... 1073 01:07:14,998 --> 01:07:16,798 - I just... I got to go. - Please, I'm sorry. 1074 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,034 - Come Loaf. We got to go. - Paul, please. 1075 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:27,842 Do you have any idea the size of this thing? 1076 01:07:27,844 --> 01:07:30,879 And, and, and, and what's at stake for me here. 1077 01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:32,380 - Do you? - - Of course. 1078 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:34,949 No you don't. It's your first fucking job. How could you? Seriously? 1079 01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:36,518 I mean, I did a pilot last year. 1080 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,420 You have no idea what it's like to direct something. 1081 01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:40,588 Let alone something that you wrote. 1082 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:43,258 I have people calling me constantly asking me questions. 1083 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:46,194 I created a fucking monster here and now it's eating me alive. 1084 01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:51,399 - Okay. - Look, I get it. You are under so much pressure. 1085 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:55,437 But you know, you're brilliant and every one knows it. 1086 01:07:55,439 --> 01:08:00,675 This project is going to be huge for you. Huge! 1087 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,544 Fuck! 1088 01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:06,648 And you know, you just won an Oscar. 1089 01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:10,852 I mean, most people can barely even dream of finding that kinda success, 1090 01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:14,456 and you did it. And you will always have that. 1091 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:18,660 This mini series is gonna be amazing. 1092 01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:25,066 But even if it isn't, you've already proven your self to the whole world. 1093 01:08:25,068 --> 01:08:27,535 Why am I so scared? 1094 01:08:28,637 --> 01:08:30,605 I get it. 1095 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:33,441 Having this kind of power is really scary. 1096 01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:56,131 I'm sorry for putting you through all this. 1097 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,803 It's okay. 1098 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:06,141 You're a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman. 1099 01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:12,113 Nobody should ever tell you other wise. 1100 01:09:17,988 --> 01:09:22,991 - Bryan, stop. I shouldn't. - You said you were my maiden. 1101 01:09:22,993 --> 01:09:26,594 - I am, but I... - Submit to me. 1102 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:30,331 - I... I shouldn't. I can't. - You have to. 1103 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,902 - I... - I'm the Master. 1104 01:09:41,076 --> 01:09:42,343 What the fuck? 1105 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:44,779 - Oh boy. - Oh my God. It's not, it's not what it looks like. 1106 01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:46,714 - What the fuck are you doing? - Nothing. 1107 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:49,083 It's Okay. No need to get upset here. Hey. 1108 01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:50,919 Hey, don't touch my fucking dog man. 1109 01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:52,820 What are you doing with my girl friend. Loafie come here. 1110 01:09:52,822 --> 01:09:54,822 We were just exploring character stuff. 1111 01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:57,559 Exploring character stuff. What the fuck is wrong with you? 1112 01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:59,260 Hey, Don't talk to her like that. 1113 01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:02,163 Hey, you better watch it man. All right. You watch it, okay. 1114 01:10:02,165 --> 01:10:05,099 You're spending our last night together tied up, making out with this D-bag? 1115 01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:07,168 - We weren't making out. - Fuck you guys. 1116 01:10:07,170 --> 01:10:09,971 Paul, can I talk to you for a second. 1117 01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:12,273 Oh wow! Whoa! Oh my God! 1118 01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:14,042 - Are you Bryan J. Macy? - Oh boy! 1119 01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:15,743 - Oh my God! - What are you doing here? 1120 01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:18,112 - Who are you? - She's just an improv friend of mine. 1121 01:10:18,114 --> 01:10:19,814 Yeah, I-I'm no one. I just followed you here 1122 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,584 because I felt like I needed to apologize right away for what just happened. 1123 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,919 - What just happened? - Paul and I just kissed. 1124 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:27,922 - Oh! - I know, I'm sorry. It's totally my fault. 1125 01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,691 I knew he had a girlfriend. 1126 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:32,660 But I'm a big fan of yours by the way. You're great in that web series you guys did. 1127 01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:36,431 You... I can't believe I'm in the same room as Bryan J. Macy. 1128 01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:40,802 Just freaking out. Sorry, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for doing that 1129 01:10:40,804 --> 01:10:44,472 and I hope it doesn't destroy you guys relationship in any way because that would really suck. 1130 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:46,574 Wow, looks like we're not the only ones huh? 1131 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:48,576 - Fuck you dude. - You fucking kissed this girl? 1132 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,278 Who the fuck is she. 1133 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,747 Does it matter? I mean, there is obviously something going on between them. So... 1134 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:56,451 - Is there? - No there's not and you better fucking watch it man, okay. 1135 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:59,387 - 'cause I will shoot you in the face. I am not kidding. - Paul, calm down. 1136 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:01,022 - Oh... You're gonna shoot me in the face. - Yeah. 1137 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:03,157 - Shoot me. What the fuck you're gonna shoot me with? - With my gun. 1138 01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:05,093 - Oh... - He doesn't have a gun. 1139 01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:07,262 - Yes he does. - Then go ahead. Come on. Pull your gun out. 1140 01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:08,730 Well, let me see your fucking gun. 1141 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:10,698 - You want to see it, big man. - Yeah, come on. 1142 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:12,400 Oh my God! Where did you get that? 1143 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:13,968 Don't worry about it. 1144 01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:17,338 - Oh my God! Oh my God! 1145 01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:19,641 - No gun. - Are you okay? 1146 01:11:19,643 --> 01:11:21,776 Oh my God! Paul are you okay? 1147 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,845 - Paul are you okay? - Get out of here. 1148 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:27,048 - You're gonna hear from my lawyers you fuck. 1149 01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:30,051 And you're fired. 1150 01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:34,622 - Wait, Bryan, wait. Don't leave me just try and understand. 1151 01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:38,359 - Don't go. - Oh my God! Paul are you okay? 1152 01:11:40,230 --> 01:11:42,030 - You should go. - I'm so sorry. 1153 01:11:42,032 --> 01:11:44,098 It's fine. It's my fault too. Just... 1154 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:48,136 - Get, get out of here. - Please leave. Now. 1155 01:11:49,572 --> 01:11:52,407 I'm, again I'm sorry. 1156 01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:55,777 - We are fucking done. - Come on, Katie. 1157 01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:59,113 No, you just lost me the best job of my life 1158 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:00,915 and you're fucking cheating on me. 1159 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,817 I am not cheating on you. Okay. 1160 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,720 I coach that girls fucking improve group and it was only a kiss. 1161 01:12:05,722 --> 01:12:09,290 - Only a kiss? - Yes, which is a lot less than what I fucking walked in on. 1162 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:12,660 - She was not certainly dressed like a dominatrix. - We were fucking rehearsing. 1163 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,863 That is bull shit. 1164 01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:20,968 - Fuck! - Oh my God! Oh my God! 1165 01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:23,871 - I took out all the bullets. - Obviously not you fucking idiot. 1166 01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:25,406 Loafie. 1167 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:51,492 Look. 1168 01:13:52,861 --> 01:13:55,496 This is not all your fault. 1169 01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:58,599 I shouldn't have done all that stuff with Bryan. 1170 01:13:58,601 --> 01:13:59,967 Felt like I should... 1171 01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:01,702 I don't know, anyway. 1172 01:14:04,072 --> 01:14:07,375 I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that. 1173 01:14:13,949 --> 01:14:15,869 But I still think we should take a break. 1174 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:21,389 I mean, you pulled a gun on someone, Paul. 1175 01:14:21,391 --> 01:14:24,125 - I didn't think it had bullets. - Still! 1176 01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:28,996 For you to do that or whatever. 1177 01:14:30,065 --> 01:14:32,633 - Who was that chick? - I don't even like her. 1178 01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:35,369 It doesn't matter at this point honestly. 1179 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:41,709 Katie, please. 1180 01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:52,353 I'm sorry. It's over. It really is. 1181 01:14:55,224 --> 01:15:01,829 Uh... You can, uh... pick up your stuff or whatever, when ever, but... 1182 01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:05,833 Just... 1183 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,503 I just want to be alone right now. 1184 01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:33,227 Oh... Are you good? You look like shit. 1185 01:15:34,162 --> 01:15:36,964 - I need your help. - All right. 1186 01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:54,328 Sir, are you expecting a package? 1187 01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:59,453 - No, Dennis. - Sorry, sir. 1188 01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:05,560 Actually, Dennis. 1189 01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:08,442 I think that may be my sterling silver director's chair. 1190 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:12,700 Okay, sir. 1191 01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:14,569 Gates are opening. 1192 01:16:17,172 --> 01:16:20,474 We... Well... Hey... Uh... Got a delivery. 1193 01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:24,312 - Okay, I'll sign for it. - Uh... No, you don't have to. 1194 01:16:24,314 --> 01:16:28,749 Uh... I'll just bring it in. I got to bring it in. It's the shippers request. 1195 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:49,604 All right. 1196 01:16:49,606 --> 01:16:52,239 Excellent. Thank you, sir. 1197 01:16:53,508 --> 01:16:55,610 You're welcome, Bryan J. Macy. 1198 01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:02,850 - You need me to sign for that or... - Nope. We're good. 1199 01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:06,988 No signature required. 1200 01:17:08,690 --> 01:17:11,258 - Fantastic. Dennis, can you show him the door. - Yeah, sure. 1201 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:13,260 - Let's go ahead and head out. - No, I got to be here. 1202 01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:15,997 - No you don't. - No, I gotta, I gotta, be here. 1203 01:17:19,034 --> 01:17:20,501 What? 1204 01:17:24,674 --> 01:17:26,941 - Damn it, damn it. - Fine, fine, fine. 1205 01:17:26,943 --> 01:17:29,477 I know this is crazy that I'm breaking into your house. I just... 1206 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,612 I need to talk to you for one second, please. 1207 01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:37,752 First of all, I want to apologize. 1208 01:17:37,754 --> 01:17:42,923 It was idiotic and dangerous for me to pull out that gun. I shouldn't have done that, 1209 01:17:42,925 --> 01:17:44,725 and I hope that you can accept my apology. 1210 01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:51,198 - Fine. - Great. Thank you. Thank you. 1211 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,969 Besides that, I'm here to ask you 1212 01:17:56,104 --> 01:18:00,341 beg you, to reconsider and give Katie the job back. 1213 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:04,245 She doesn't deserve to be punished just because she has a crazy jealous boy friend. 1214 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,348 Or had. 1215 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:12,286 She broke up with me, but I owe it to her 1216 01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:17,491 to at least try to right my wrongs. Please. 1217 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:22,730 Please, let Katie play this role. 1218 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:34,041 No. 1219 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:35,843 What's done is done. 1220 01:18:35,845 --> 01:18:38,746 - Dennis, get these ass holes out of my house please. - Okay, come on. 1221 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:40,748 - Wait, Mr. Macy. - No, I'm done here. 1222 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,150 But this is just like the "Master Maiden". 1223 01:18:45,688 --> 01:18:47,088 Exactly. 1224 01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:55,329 This is just like chapter 5. When uh... Charlie almost banishes Lucy from 1225 01:18:55,331 --> 01:19:00,000 his manor in Canterbury, after he's threatened by Sir Lyons of Nottingham Shire. 1226 01:19:00,002 --> 01:19:03,404 Okay, Sir Lyons and Lucy were arranged to be married, right, 1227 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:05,339 but then her father suddenly dies, 1228 01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:08,142 and the pre-arrangement became void. 1229 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:10,344 Which is great, because by that point, 1230 01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:12,980 Lucy's totally in love with Charlie. 1231 01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:15,082 And then Sir Lyons, think Paul. 1232 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:18,986 Is a jealous, petty man 1233 01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:21,856 who can't get over Lucy. Right? 1234 01:19:21,858 --> 01:19:25,893 So when Sir Lyons walks in on Lucy and Charlie 1235 01:19:25,895 --> 01:19:29,363 as Charlie is punishing her because she over boiled the sheep's pudding 1236 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,365 and he draws his sword. 1237 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:34,235 Yeah Charlie banished her at first. 1238 01:19:34,237 --> 01:19:37,905 But then he realized that it was Sir Lyons' fault the whole time. 1239 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:42,009 And again think Paul when I say Sir Lyons, 1240 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:44,945 'cause he's whinny and he's insecure 1241 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:49,216 and no impulse control. Right? 1242 01:19:49,218 --> 01:19:51,298 But that doesn't mean that Lucy should be banished. 1243 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:54,054 Katie. 1244 01:19:56,224 --> 01:19:58,092 I think. 1245 01:19:58,094 --> 01:20:00,254 I think you should let Katie back in the manor. 1246 01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:02,797 You need to get your Lucy back. 1247 01:20:22,784 --> 01:20:25,019 I got your job back. 1248 01:20:25,021 --> 01:20:28,455 - What? - I went to Bryan's and I begged him for it. 1249 01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:31,258 It's a long story. Jim was involved. 1250 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,194 - But, yeah. - Oh my god! 1251 01:20:33,196 --> 01:20:36,363 I went to Bryan's and convinced him and he gave you the job back. 1252 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:38,432 Paul! Thank you! 1253 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:40,100 Thank God! 1254 01:20:41,436 --> 01:20:43,337 That's so exciting. 1255 01:20:45,273 --> 01:20:46,941 Oh, thank you! 1256 01:20:46,943 --> 01:20:48,409 Oh! Um... 1257 01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:51,745 - What? - Um... 1258 01:20:54,649 --> 01:20:56,116 I'm sorry. 1259 01:20:56,952 --> 01:20:58,452 I just... 1260 01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:01,789 I'm so grateful that you got my job back, 1261 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,391 but I, I still think that we need a break. 1262 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:06,260 No. Don't... What? 1263 01:21:09,831 --> 01:21:11,265 We just... 1264 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:16,804 We've just been at each other for so long. 1265 01:21:19,441 --> 01:21:20,774 And, and... 1266 01:21:21,743 --> 01:21:25,346 This whole situation was awful, but no. 1267 01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:29,984 In a way, I'm glad it all went down this way. 1268 01:21:29,986 --> 01:21:33,020 They past 24 hours has brought so much stuff to light. 1269 01:21:33,022 --> 01:21:34,889 Especially with me being in England. 1270 01:21:34,891 --> 01:21:37,925 I just... I don't know how we're gonna fix it. 1271 01:21:55,110 --> 01:21:58,670 I know everything's not better just because I got your job back. 1272 01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:03,183 The truth is I never really loved you. 1273 01:22:06,288 --> 01:22:09,456 I thought I did. And I said I did. 1274 01:22:11,326 --> 01:22:14,962 But I've been so angry and jealous 1275 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:18,966 and insecure, 1276 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:21,488 there's no way that I really could have. 1277 01:22:24,306 --> 01:22:25,806 So I'm sorry. 1278 01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:28,609 I'm very sorry 1279 01:22:30,312 --> 01:22:31,845 that I didn't love you 1280 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:36,951 the way that you deserve to be loved. 1281 01:22:42,691 --> 01:22:44,024 It's okay. 1282 01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:52,533 Can I hang out until you leave? 1283 01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:55,936 Of course. 1284 01:22:57,205 --> 01:22:58,472 Cool. Thanks. 1285 01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:02,943 You wanna help me pack? 1286 01:23:02,945 --> 01:23:06,947 Well, I mean, that's usually an ordeal 1287 01:23:07,682 --> 01:23:09,783 with you. 1288 01:23:09,785 --> 01:23:12,686 But, yeah. I would love to do that. 1289 01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,474 Katie, what're you doing? 1290 01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:49,109 I'm sorry. 1291 01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:51,311 What are you doing? 1292 01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:54,181 I'm not going anywhere. I just called Bryan, I quit. 1293 01:25:54,183 --> 01:25:56,717 - Why? - It just wasn't right for me. 1294 01:25:57,452 --> 01:25:59,820 Look, you were right 1295 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:02,990 when you said that you didn't love me the way that I deserved to be loved. 1296 01:26:02,992 --> 01:26:06,493 But I didn't love you the right way either. 1297 01:26:07,328 --> 01:26:10,230 But we should. Because we deserve it. 1298 01:26:11,132 --> 01:26:13,800 - So let's do that. - Okay. 1299 01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:17,171 - I love you. - I love you too. 1300 01:26:32,787 --> 01:26:34,454 We need to get jobs. 1301 01:26:46,168 --> 01:26:47,668 - Hey. - Hi. 1302 01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:51,638 I'm gonna get a coffee. You want something? 1303 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,407 No, I'm good. 1303 01:26:54,305 --> 01:27:00,358 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 100676