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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,870 - Come on kids, make it big now. 2 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,370 You can do better than that! 3 00:01:36,370 --> 00:01:38,540 Groove out, move out, kids! 4 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:04,910 * Tell me when will you be mine * 5 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:07,410 * Tell me when will I feel fine, yeah * 6 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:12,110 * Please make sure I will be fine * 7 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:14,840 * Please don't make me wait again * 8 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:19,670 * When will you say yes to me 9 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:23,010 * Tell me when why not why not why * 10 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,840 - Yes, sir, what can I get for you? 11 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:30,270 - France and I'd like to try whatever he's drinking. 12 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,810 * Every moment's a dream 13 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:39,810 * Every day since a lifetime 14 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:44,010 * Wonder why though 15 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:47,870 * Don't be quiet, no 16 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:51,540 * Wonder why though 17 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:56,540 * Don't be quiet, no 18 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:00,970 * Wonder why though 19 00:03:00,970 --> 00:03:04,110 * Don't be quiet, no 20 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,140 - Nothing at all. 21 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,740 - I've seen mortuaries with more going on. 22 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:15,810 - Is that a Strauss Waltz I hear, kids? 23 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:18,540 - I gotta dance to something, let's make it. 24 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:37,940 * Wonder why though 25 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:42,940 * Tell me why though 26 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:49,240 * Tell me when, when you'll be mine * 27 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,240 * Wonder why though 28 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,510 * Tell me when you're, when you're mine * 29 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:56,670 * We can shoot all of the time 30 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,740 * Wonder why though 31 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,840 Would you like to? 32 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,170 How about it? 33 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,670 - Love to. 34 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,810 - I hear my name. 35 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:21,110 * When will you be mine 36 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:25,740 * Tell me when you're, when you're mine * 37 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,610 - No, that one. 38 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:31,470 - A real doll. 39 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,770 - Sure, great. 40 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,470 - Thanks, pal. 41 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:52,240 * Wonder why though 42 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,110 * Tell me why though 43 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:57,410 - Hey, I could use a sit down. 44 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:58,410 - Okay. 45 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:03,570 I simply can't stand these jealousy seeds anymore. 46 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,640 * Wonder why though 47 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,410 * Don't be quiet though 48 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:22,110 * Wonder why though 49 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:25,710 * Don't be quiet though 50 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:29,270 * Wonder why though 51 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:30,870 * Don't be quiet though 52 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:31,840 Now, the reason I've called you all 53 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,110 for this meeting tonight. 54 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,210 Am I the greatest thing since Bojangles Robinson or not? 55 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:43,110 - Stop, you out of your mind, rolling a joint now? 56 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,340 I just sat on the package, that's all. 57 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:57,470 - I mean, just because he doesn't know how to dance. 58 00:05:58,370 --> 00:05:59,670 Moving like some damn fool. 59 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,840 - I wish someone-- 60 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,140 - Now, I have seen this lighter before. 61 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,540 - I wonder whose it is. 62 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,310 - Gianni. - Gianni! 63 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,340 - Gianni! - Gianni! 64 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:19,510 - Oh, boy, I remember you said you don't dance, 65 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:20,940 you bragged about it. 66 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,770 - And flashing lights, you hate, huh? 67 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:25,940 - And you hate places filled with small things like that. 68 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,870 You're really something. 69 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:30,110 - Look, kids, I'm just here keeping a friend company. 70 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:31,110 - You're kidding. 71 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:32,810 I don't believe it, who is it? 72 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:37,110 Yeah and where is, uh-- 73 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,610 - Him! 74 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:39,610 Him? 75 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:41,810 - Yeah, me. 76 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,110 We're good buddies by now. 77 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:44,940 Two weeks running he's been in 78 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:46,370 and been sitting alone every night. 79 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,640 Two weeks? 80 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,910 - I believe you owe your friends an explanation. 81 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,870 - Just like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 82 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,110 - I don't believe it! 83 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:55,110 - Never knew it! - Little lost lamb. 84 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:01,810 Is he living? 85 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:05,940 Ah, he's got his eye on Ilona, that's it. 86 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:12,110 - Ah, of course, our little mole is madly in love. 87 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:28,010 * You won't kiss me 88 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:31,770 * You ain't got the nerve 89 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:36,770 * Don't upset me or you'll get what you deserve * 90 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,770 - Come on, Gianni, we gotta get 91 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:39,870 the two of you introduced right away. 92 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,940 - Oh, no, no way! - Yeah! 93 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:42,940 - Forget it. 94 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,640 No, kids, come on. 95 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:51,540 I don't know how to dance! 96 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,370 Leave me alone! 97 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:56,310 Look, I just want to go sit down. 98 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,910 Forget it, I don't want to do it! 99 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:00,570 No. 100 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:03,370 - Whoa! 101 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:06,640 That's it, just dance, dance! 102 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:22,970 Get on your feet. 103 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,970 Come on, Gianni. 104 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,870 - I'm really sorry, very sorry, miss, honest. 105 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:34,970 * Shot me 106 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:36,170 * I do the voodo 107 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:38,470 * Shot me, shot me 108 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:40,410 * So nice 109 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:43,010 - My name is Mr. Raoul, not Ms. Raoul. 110 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,140 You're not gonna break one of my girls 111 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:51,740 every time you get here, are you? 112 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,970 - Don't worry about it, please. 113 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:54,410 The next time I won't come at all. 114 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:55,570 - Fine, fine. 115 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,240 - Boy, I wanna tell you, there's nothing like having 116 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,440 really good friends to help you through life. 117 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,110 - Come on, Gianni, dance with me. 118 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,370 - You gotta hand it to old Gianni, 119 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:05,940 he sure has a way with women. 120 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,110 - Poor little mole, his love story is going caput. 121 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,340 - I imagine he thought when you fell for a girl, 122 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,210 you're supposed to fall all over her. 123 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:19,470 - And you thought that Ilona would give you a tango? 124 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:21,810 - Well, you can be sure of one thing. 125 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:23,540 You broke the ice. 126 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:24,870 - Come on, you've broken my ass! 127 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:26,210 I've had it! 128 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,970 At least as far as Ilona's concerned. 129 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:30,010 - Oh, come on, Gianni, that's not true. 130 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:32,870 You might have made a great impression on her, Gianni. 131 00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:35,110 You don't know what a mysterious thing 132 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,670 the soul of a woman is. 133 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:37,610 - That's true, I never even understand 134 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,440 what my mother tries to tell me. 135 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,940 - The poor little lovesick mole needs one important thing 136 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,740 right now, his rest! 137 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:46,940 - Whenever you're ready, your majesty, come on! 138 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,440 Come on, come on! 139 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,770 - If you don't hurry, I'll leave you high and dry, 140 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:50,740 I swear it. 141 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,910 I don't want to come. 142 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:54,310 You guys go along without me. 143 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:03,340 * It's ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go * 144 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,540 - Room service. 145 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,040 Come in. 146 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,170 - Your coffee's here, would you sign for it, please? 147 00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:44,070 - Would you mind pouring it for me? 148 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:04,210 - Look, mister, if you don't keep your hand still, 149 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:05,510 I'll end up cutting a nail off! 150 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,870 - Sorry, miss, it's not very easy to do. 151 00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:15,410 Quit that, would you please? 152 00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:16,440 Stop it! 153 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:23,170 - And now, a marvelous little massage, your lordship. 154 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,970 As I was telling you, I'm not in the slightest bit feminist. 155 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,570 I say everyone in his right place. 156 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,970 Ladies with ladies and gentlemen with gentlemen. 157 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:39,340 And in such matters, I think I may say 158 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,570 I'm a bit of connoisseur. 159 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,770 Will you stop that? 160 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:58,170 - And now what are we going to put on that pretty face? 161 00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,570 Smooth and 162 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,570 so fine you can't stand it. 163 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:08,440 Oh, the things we have to go through for business. 164 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,110 Are you ready, my lord? 165 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:14,740 What's happening? 166 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,840 S.O.S. 167 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,240 Red says we must help Gianni, yeah, yeah. 168 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:57,640 - Marvelous, pretty letters, fine colors, 169 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,240 but you're not too good as a type setter. 170 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,540 Should be Lilian, not Ilona. 171 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,540 - Morning, sir, you're here early. 172 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,110 The window display needed changing, huh? 173 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:25,740 - No, but I should change my sales girl. 174 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:26,940 You know what you did last night? 175 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,570 You locked me in the store as you went home! 176 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,140 - Oh, no. 177 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,740 - When you go away from here, you're in too big a hurry. 178 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,340 - Yes, but I didn't do it on purpose, you know. 179 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,970 - Oh, my, that's some consolation. 180 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,810 You flew away from here like a greased pig. 181 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:43,640 You didn't even give me time to scream or holler. 182 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,970 - Mr. Merrio, I truly do apologize. 183 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,110 I hope you're not going to tell me 184 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,270 you've been awake all night, 185 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,740 you did get some sleep, didn't you? 186 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,510 - So you will kindly have a care in the future, 187 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,240 I'm not a dummy in a window. 188 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,110 I spent the whole night sluffing through various materials. 189 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,970 I tried organza, I tried polyester, 190 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,940 I tried any damn thing I could get my hands on, 191 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,970 but not one thing was the least bit comfy at all. 192 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,610 - In my opinion, you're too fussy, boss. 193 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,310 You'd better learn to take life as it is 194 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,240 or you'll be sorry! 195 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:10,570 - Is that dress for 112 ready yet? 196 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,570 - What's with Gianni, how are things going? 197 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:18,410 - I'm giving lessons, all women are an open book to me. 198 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:24,110 - How to win your women instantly. 199 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,710 - Look, we can't just leave Gianni alone 200 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,770 at this point in his career. 201 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,870 - You must have seen that movie 20 times, at least. 202 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,470 - I'll be seeing John Travolta films 203 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,310 for the rest of my life. 204 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,510 He's mine, mine, mine! 205 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,970 - Hey, you're really going out of your gourd. 206 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:37,910 - Yeah. - You'll have his picture 207 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,240 tattooed on you next. 208 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,340 Maybe not. 209 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,240 But this? 210 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,240 - I don't believe it, she is off her nut. 211 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,940 - Great God almighty. 212 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,740 You know, it looks like he might have 213 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:51,470 gained a little weight. 214 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,110 - Haha. 215 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,370 - He's puffy, I don't know. 216 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,540 A massage is the ticket. 217 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,410 - Hands off! 218 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,110 - Young lady, this time you've gone too far! 219 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,110 - It's an obsession! - We're green with jealousy. 220 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,740 - Come on, let's go. 221 00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:15,510 Well, you all set for tonight? 222 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:17,940 - I'm not coming. 223 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,540 - You've got no choice. 224 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,370 Old boy, you're gonna make a big impression on her. 225 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,870 - You just don't know girls, Gianni. 226 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,240 Didn't you see how she was looking at you? 227 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,740 - You guys go. 228 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,770 - After all, she did fall into your arms. 229 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,440 - Yeah. 230 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,410 I'm not coming, count me out. 231 00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:37,840 - Let the buyer beware. 232 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,270 - Yeah and if you break it you pay for it. 233 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,970 - Sure, but then the pieces belong to you, don't they? 234 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,540 - I won't be there. 235 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,970 - I'm even willing to give up my fever. 236 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,840 - When I say no, it's no. 237 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,240 I will not be there. 238 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:56,840 I've got the tickets. 239 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,010 - Come on! - Let's go! 240 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,110 Ilona! 241 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,540 - Guess who we brought to see you tonight, eh? 242 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,110 He's come to beg your pardon. 243 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:23,170 Go on up there, Gianni, do we have to show you everything? 244 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,970 - All right, Gianni, now go on. 245 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,770 Go on. - Go! 246 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,640 - First introduce yourself, then the rest will be easy. 247 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:33,940 Yeah, go. 248 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,540 Come on. 249 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:38,370 - Hi. 250 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,470 It's my pleasure to-- 251 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:44,310 - I don't believe it. 252 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,140 What a klutz! 253 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:51,410 - Children, I like people to have a good time in here, 254 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,010 but not when they get too carried away. 255 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,310 - Hey, don't make such a big deal. 256 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,310 It's just a glass after all. - Yeah, yeah. 257 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:56,140 - Come on, man. 258 00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,870 - And you're the happiest one of all, aren't you, kid? 259 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,140 Come here. 260 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,670 If I see you in here again, 261 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:11,110 I'll make you eat your eyeglasses, get it? 262 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,570 All right, go on, get. 263 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:13,840 You happy now? 264 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,440 - Nah, we'll think of something. 265 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,470 He can't treat you like-- - I told you 266 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,140 I didn't want to come here. 267 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,240 - Oh, I don't know. - Listen. 268 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,470 I'm gonna get a hold of him. 269 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,170 You know what I'm gonna do to him? 270 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,370 I knew I shouldn't have come. 271 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,710 You're all morons! 272 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,110 - Come on, it's not all that bad. 273 00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:36,310 - Well, what do you know about it? 274 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,440 - There's just one thing that works 275 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,510 on a man who's depressed. 276 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:39,440 Watch this! 277 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,470 Let's go, kids! 278 00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:57,670 Hey! 279 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:03,370 There's a flying saucer! 280 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:18,110 - And I've got an idea that's even fabulouser than yours. 281 00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:20,310 Why don't you all go mind your own business, huh? 282 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:30,410 - Hey. 283 00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:34,940 - No, sir, your majesty. 284 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:38,110 We haven't got 500 doubles either, I'm sorry. 285 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:42,440 You better try a youth hostel somewhere. 286 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,270 Bye. 287 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,140 He'll hear you. 288 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,410 - Oh, but he's out of it. 289 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:19,970 - Watch it. 290 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:23,010 Easy. 291 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,470 Okay, now, shh, bye. 292 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,110 You plugged in right? 293 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,110 - I'll go check this out. 294 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,140 - Yeah, go on. 295 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,070 Telephone. 296 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:08,910 Telephone. 297 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:11,740 Telephone! 298 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,740 - Hello, sir. 299 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,210 This is the lady in room 226. 300 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:27,440 I cannot seem to get my door shut and 301 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,170 I cannot leave it all open all night. 302 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,370 - Course not. 303 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:34,070 - I can only sleep completely nude, sir. 304 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:36,370 - Ah, well, don't get dressed. 305 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,640 I mean, don't worry about it. 306 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,440 I'll have it right up. 307 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,870 - Thank you, sir. 308 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,210 - If I ever catch those kids, I'll kill 'em then and there. 309 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:00,640 - Yeah, I've always liked maple soles. 310 00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:16,240 Ah, Mrs. Merrio, how are you? 311 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,110 No, your husband hasn't arrived, no. 312 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,740 He wasn't there last night, you say? 313 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:24,240 No, not that I know. 314 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,770 Blonde, no. 315 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:28,610 But he might have been in his car and had an awful accident. 316 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:29,840 I'd be delighted. 317 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,740 The minute I see him, I'll have him call. 318 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,140 Oh, no! 319 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,710 Hello. 320 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:55,770 Something the matter? 321 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:09,570 - Room service. 322 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:10,470 Come in. 323 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,640 - Good friend. 324 00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:29,110 Madame, your coffee is here. 325 00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:30,870 Shall I pour it? 326 00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:35,970 - I'd like that. 327 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:41,240 - Third floor, here we are. 328 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,810 All right, hey. 329 00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:54,940 Travolta, look and learn, hey. 330 00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:04,340 Hilton, travel agency? 331 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:07,170 You can give me the reservation, no trouble, sir. 332 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,740 Six apartments? 333 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:10,270 Double beds only. 334 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:11,810 Ten singles also. 335 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,970 How many? Half a floor, I should think. 336 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,810 Your name, please, spell it out. 337 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:21,540 T for towel, Rome, yes, A as in Al, 338 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:24,640 V, I got that, O as in O, L as in Liver, 339 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,640 T for tall, A as in Al. 340 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,770 That'll be okay, Mr. Travolta. 341 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,110 Travolta? 342 00:23:46,910 --> 00:23:47,740 - Scalpel! 343 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:55,840 - You could give us a hand, you know? 344 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:02,940 - There he is. 345 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,640 Better get to it. 346 00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:25,910 Huh? 347 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,340 Is that a work of art or is it? 348 00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:32,510 He's coming! 349 00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:34,010 Oh, he's coming here! 350 00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:35,410 - Oh, come on. - This hotel, 351 00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:38,770 I can't believe it, I can't believe it! 352 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:39,940 John Travolta right here. 353 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:41,170 John Travolta's coming to this hotel! 354 00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,110 - Calm down, calm down! - It's too much! 355 00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:43,610 I'll never live through this! 356 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:45,840 I spoke to him, I took the reservation, it's too much! 357 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,340 - Listen, you better try to calm down. 358 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:48,910 If you're like this now, what are you gonna be like 359 00:24:48,910 --> 00:24:49,810 when you see the guy? 360 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,140 Nothing matters anymore. 361 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,110 I'm not gonna leave that switchboard for one second 362 00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:53,870 in case he calls again. 363 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,210 I gotta be there! 364 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:56,340 What is it? 365 00:24:57,710 --> 00:24:59,940 - I could have sworn I left that door closed. 366 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,870 - A mustache. 367 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:17,810 No, not a mustache, not a mustache, not a mustache! 368 00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:19,470 And I know who did it, too. 369 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,510 In a day or two, you'll have the original! 370 00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:26,110 He'll really be hard to take, my lord. 371 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:27,270 - I'll tell you. 372 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:28,710 - So what do you care about that poster? 373 00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:29,970 - Lame brain, do you realize what you've done, 374 00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:31,370 the three of you? 375 00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:32,270 I was gonna have him autograph that thing for me 376 00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:33,510 and now what? 377 00:25:33,510 --> 00:25:35,440 - Easy, once he gets here, you just ask him 378 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,640 very nicely if he wouldn't mind being so kind 379 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,540 as to grow a little mustache. 380 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,810 - Har har. 381 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:42,310 - It'll even give him a more masculine air. 382 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:44,110 Look how much Sylvia thinks him like so. 383 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:44,940 - Right. 384 00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:48,140 - I just can't think. 385 00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:49,370 He looks like somebody else. 386 00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:50,570 Who could it be, though? 387 00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:57,870 Like Travolta with a mustache. 388 00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:00,140 - No, I agree with Sylvia. 389 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,340 Looks like somebody we know. 390 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,870 - Nah, nah. 391 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:05,340 - Well, you really ruined him with that mustache, poor John. 392 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,470 John. 393 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,910 Gianni. 394 00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:09,770 - Right. 395 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,170 - Get the pen you used. 396 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,110 Who's got a pen around here? 397 00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:16,110 - Hand it over or I'll rip out yours. 398 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,840 Your mustache, that is. 399 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,870 - My pleasure. 400 00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:19,710 - Thank you. 401 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,740 Well, morons? 402 00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:40,910 - But, but it's-- 403 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,670 Gianni! 404 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,540 - Hey, chef! - Hi, friend! 405 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,940 - Hi, hi, Gianni! 406 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,810 Guess who-- - You guys again. 407 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,940 Why don't you leave me alone for a change? 408 00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,410 - Hey, Gianni. 409 00:26:57,410 --> 00:27:00,470 We got quite a surprise for you. 410 00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:01,740 - Look, I got no time. 411 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,340 If this stuff gets cold, it loses all its flavor. 412 00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,010 - And there you are! 413 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,770 - What an idiot. - But it's Travolta, 414 00:27:12,770 --> 00:27:15,540 you meathead, it's John Travolta! 415 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,470 - You guys are really out of it. 416 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:22,270 Travolta doesn't have a mustache or glasses. 417 00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:24,010 - You're such a dumb meathead. 418 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,910 This was a poster of Travolta. 419 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,810 Now it's you, you're twins, Gianni. 420 00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:29,570 This is the best thing that ever happened to you. 421 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,770 - I don't see it. 422 00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:32,470 - It's success, you're a celebrity! 423 00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:34,340 - You'll be able to have any girl on the planet! 424 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:35,740 - Mad for you, darling! 425 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,570 - You merely have to cut off mustache, 426 00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:39,240 sideburns, and take off your glasses. 427 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,740 - If I take off my glasses, I'm blind as a bat. 428 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,740 Now, one side varlets or I'll ring you through. 429 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:45,440 - So long. - What a dork. 430 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,810 - But. 431 00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:55,370 - Man, I think that actor's terrific. 432 00:27:55,370 --> 00:27:56,570 We ought to sign him up. 433 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,640 I think it's a great idea. 434 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,310 - We mustn't waste any time, 435 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:06,740 you know what I'm talking about? 436 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:08,440 - Yes. 437 00:28:12,770 --> 00:28:14,240 Ilona. 438 00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:17,140 - Look who's with us again, will you? 439 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,670 The funny boy from the club. 440 00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:21,870 - Like the Mark of Zorro. 441 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:23,840 Looking for his adventures at night 442 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,140 and during office hours as a cook. 443 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,570 - And you're nut just a funny guy. 444 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,770 You're a lamebrain too. 445 00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:40,470 Could you let the grownups handle it. 446 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,440 That's better. 447 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:44,440 Now when can I take delivery? 448 00:29:08,770 --> 00:29:11,910 - Dammit I know why he got on his high horse that day. 449 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:16,310 - It's not as though we called him a bad name. 450 00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:19,840 - Well maybe he's upset about the poster some. 451 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,770 Anyway, let's beat it. 452 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:21,610 The girls are waiting for us. 453 00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:22,910 - Hey. 454 00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:24,410 - Well, well. 455 00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:28,570 - Is it true this Travolta character looks like me? 456 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,370 Hmmm. 457 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:31,810 - Seven tickets please. 458 00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:32,840 - Only one. 459 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,640 - One. 460 00:29:43,270 --> 00:29:44,270 - I'm press. 461 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:45,270 - Photographer. 462 00:29:45,270 --> 00:29:46,110 - Photographer. 463 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:46,940 - Military. 464 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:47,940 - Well, honey mark. 465 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:53,810 * Ha ha ha ha ha 466 00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:55,970 * Haha 467 00:29:55,970 --> 00:30:00,970 * Ha ha ha ha ha 468 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:03,940 * Haha 469 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:06,070 * Haha 470 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:08,010 * Haha 471 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:24,740 - I'm not sure. 472 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,470 It's true there's a resemblance between me and him 473 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:29,710 and I could be a woman's drinking glass 474 00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:30,910 or a lot better. 475 00:30:30,910 --> 00:30:32,810 But it's made of class. 476 00:30:32,810 --> 00:30:35,810 If it's flesh and blood spilled on a drinking glass. 477 00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:39,740 Or a lot better yet, but really I'm not a glass. 478 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:41,940 So if she puts her lips to the glass, 479 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,910 what about me? 480 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,670 Right on. 481 00:30:45,670 --> 00:30:47,470 I think it could be done. 482 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,310 - Oh. 483 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:52,610 Are you blind or something, look at him? 484 00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:53,670 - Well that's easy enough to say now. 485 00:30:53,670 --> 00:30:55,370 But he's in closeup, look there. 486 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,740 What's the matter with you, you love blind or something? 487 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:58,570 - Shh. 488 00:30:58,570 --> 00:31:00,210 - Don't shut up. 489 00:31:00,210 --> 00:31:01,540 - Look, if you don't like it then go sit somewhere else. 490 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,140 I say we need to shorten his sideburns 491 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:05,110 by an inch and a half. 492 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:06,740 Well I say you're nuts. 493 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,140 - All right, watch carefully now. 494 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,710 He's gonna do a whole turn around. 495 00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:11,970 Get him in focus and get the framing right. 496 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:14,110 Very near, if you don't - Shh. 497 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:15,610 - Mister, if you really don't like it 498 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:17,470 there are plenty of empty seats around. 499 00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:18,840 - Look, we got a job to do here. 500 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,210 We're not just goofing off. 501 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:21,970 Done in front. 502 00:31:23,310 --> 00:31:24,440 - Okay watch how he does this. 503 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,370 - Oh no, like this. 504 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:28,940 - Out with the hand. 505 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,110 - Shh. 506 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:34,310 - There are plenty of seats around. 507 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:35,140 Use any two. 508 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,640 There, there you see what I mean? 509 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,140 It's a one, two three move. 510 00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:45,470 - Oof, son of a bitch! 511 00:31:47,510 --> 00:31:48,340 - The fever. 512 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,240 - The fever, the bronchitis, the cold. 513 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:54,110 I'm glad to hear you're feeling better, so long. 514 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,410 - Yeah, see ya. 515 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,610 - There, the poster. 516 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,270 - Hey, come on fellas. 517 00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:07,510 Let's have some action. 518 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:08,970 The old man will be here in a second. 519 00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:14,670 - 42, 30, 37. 520 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,740 Oh boy, that's a big mustache. 521 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,540 - Hmm, size 13. 522 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,110 Enough leather for a saddle. 523 00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:22,670 - In my opinion the subject needs a bit of color as well. 524 00:32:22,670 --> 00:32:24,170 - Green is nice. 525 00:32:24,170 --> 00:32:26,110 Hey there bubbles, isn't the size written anywhere 526 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,140 on this shirt you're wearing? 527 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:28,440 I can't find it? 528 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,940 - Inside the back collar, dummy. 529 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:34,110 Men and ladies both, you all ready for your tasks? 530 00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:35,270 Mhmm. 531 00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:36,210 - All right, let's synchronize watches. 532 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:38,510 Up your patooty. 533 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:40,740 - All right, up my patooty. 534 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:45,610 - Hey kids, my feet are frozen. 535 00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:48,840 - Back over there. 536 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,010 Attack at last. 537 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,340 Alvin, dear. 538 00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,110 Oh it's you. 539 00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:55,310 Well, what is it? 540 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:56,740 - Look, you gotta do us a great favor. 541 00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,010 - But it has to be late tonight. 542 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:00,570 - No, my wife would have a hatchet raised. 543 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,370 Couldn't we make it tomorrow during the daytime? 544 00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:03,870 That is very appealing, you know. 545 00:33:03,870 --> 00:33:05,840 - Oh you don't get the picture. 546 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,140 - We're not talking about us. 547 00:33:09,370 --> 00:33:11,240 - It's Gianni, you know, the cook. 548 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,470 - Oh no. 549 00:33:12,470 --> 00:33:14,710 I'm only a faggot when I'm working in the shop. 550 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,340 I don't have to tell you that. 551 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:18,570 - I guess we better tell him the truth. 552 00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:19,570 You see, 553 00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:21,210 - No! 554 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,940 I'm not at all interested in faggots 555 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,540 not even faggots who can cook. 556 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:26,940 No! 557 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,940 - You got some kind of problem, boy? 558 00:33:47,770 --> 00:33:49,310 They're the best, man. 559 00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:50,140 - Yeah. 560 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,470 - Petition, is this, 561 00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:03,910 - No, Mennifer, I'm sorry, out of order. 562 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,570 You'll have to take the other one. 563 00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:07,110 No, hold on, hold on young lady. 564 00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:08,770 What floor did you want to go to? 565 00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:10,110 - To the third. 566 00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:11,240 - To the third, perfect. 567 00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:47,940 - Fine, I'll do the job. 568 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:48,770 Oh! 569 00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:49,610 - Ooh. 570 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,710 - We'd better begin. 571 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:20,110 * Ha ha ha haha 572 00:37:20,110 --> 00:37:22,610 * Haha 573 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:26,440 * Ha ha ha haha 574 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,340 * Haha 575 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:33,210 - Might say yes or no. 576 00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:37,640 - I know you're a fake and it's not important. 577 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,710 I don't care. 578 00:37:38,710 --> 00:37:39,970 I've waited for this. 579 00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:43,110 I've waited for this moment all my life. 580 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:54,940 That should tell it all. 581 00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:58,340 - Suppose that she's mistaken though? 582 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,410 - He's right, we could be preconditioned now. 583 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:06,610 - What we oughta do is try him out with someone else. 584 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:08,110 We have to find someone who knows him 585 00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:09,910 but who doesn't recognize him. 586 00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:11,640 - I wonder who it could be. 587 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,670 - Someone who'd know him from a million others. 588 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:14,810 - Hey you guys, 589 00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:21,610 * Ha ha ha haha 590 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:24,010 * Haha 591 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:27,810 * Ha ha ha haha 592 00:38:27,810 --> 00:38:30,340 * Haha 593 00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:32,470 * Haha 594 00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:34,270 * Haha 595 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,370 - Oh, oh, oh! 596 00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:39,310 Mr. Travolta, you're here! 597 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:40,570 Oh what a pleasure. 598 00:38:40,570 --> 00:38:42,410 It's you, it's really you in person. 599 00:38:42,410 --> 00:38:44,570 I'll get your bag and check it in, right away, sir. 600 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:45,540 Front! 601 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:48,210 Hello, hey, hey! 602 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,740 Get the manager. 603 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,340 - Let's get out of here! 604 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,110 - What is this, I just saw him here. 605 00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:55,640 Where could he have gone off to? 606 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,640 Where did he go? 607 00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:10,770 This is crazy. 608 00:39:10,770 --> 00:39:12,110 He was right here. 609 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:13,110 He can't have disappeared into thin air. 610 00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:14,540 Where is he? - Caruso. 611 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:17,110 Excuse me, just where is Mr. Travolta? 612 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:18,540 - I don't know sir. 613 00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:20,110 Honestly he was right here but I don't see him anymore. 614 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,310 - You woke up and he disappeared? 615 00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:24,640 - No, no, what do you mean woke up? 616 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,870 I never slept in my life. 617 00:39:25,870 --> 00:39:27,110 There isn't even a bed in my house. 618 00:39:27,110 --> 00:39:28,810 - Well we happen to have beds. 619 00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:30,470 - You better go back to them. 620 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,110 Terribly sorry about all this. 621 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:37,140 Caruso. 622 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,170 You need to have a look taken at you, it's important. 623 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,740 - Yes sir, immediately, here I am sir. 624 00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:44,210 How do I strike you? 625 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,570 - Don't play the idiot any more than you have to. 626 00:39:46,570 --> 00:39:48,810 You need to have a psychiatrist examine 627 00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:51,770 what's left of your brain, Caruso, and right now. 628 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,140 - Hey, you gotta be somebody new. 629 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,210 - Not at all. 630 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:11,340 I'm Gianni. 631 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:12,770 It's my mustache is gone. 632 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:14,740 I cut myself with the razor. 633 00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:16,740 - As far as I'm concerned you come off better. 634 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:19,240 With that mustache, you looked too much like Clark Gable. 635 00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:31,370 - Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss. 636 00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:36,070 At noon. 637 00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:37,040 At noontime, an urgent meeting on the clan. 638 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,310 A terrible thing has happened. 639 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,140 - They're gonna fire us all, you know that? 640 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,140 All right, what the hell's up? 641 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,710 - Look here, Gianni. 642 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:45,970 I'm afraid you're just gonna have to forget about Ilona. 643 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,510 - What a shame. 644 00:40:48,510 --> 00:40:50,570 We went all this work for nothing. 645 00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:51,740 - Come on, please! 646 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,510 You could at least explain. 647 00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:55,340 - We were stupid not to have thought of it 648 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,610 right off the bat. 649 00:40:56,610 --> 00:40:59,110 - Oh, come on, what is this, 20 questions? 650 00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:01,510 - You don't know how to dance. 651 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,470 - Gianni, what kind of Travolta can't dance? 652 00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:09,540 Come on, who's gonna believe it? 653 00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:11,140 He dances when he's asleep. 654 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,740 - But he does look like me. 655 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,540 - I'm sorry Gianni but it's just not enough. 656 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:17,940 You gotta be able to dance if you're Travolta. 657 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,110 - Yeah, but I still got two days. 658 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,540 You can teach me, huh? 659 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:22,770 I mean I'm sure I, 660 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:23,710 You can do what, learn to dance 661 00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:25,170 like John Travolta in two days? 662 00:41:25,170 --> 00:41:27,140 - For 48 hours, I won't stop dancing. 663 00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:28,210 Come on, guys. 664 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:29,470 - Yeah sure. - Yeah. 665 00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:35,740 He's right, it'll work. 666 00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:39,210 I'll be his Pygmalion and he'll be my fair lady. 667 00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:40,140 - He's not much of a lady. 668 00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:41,440 - It will work. 669 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,940 It's fabulous. 670 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:44,240 - Sorry, they may look alike 671 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,210 but they don't sound alike. 672 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:56,670 - Supposing this Travolta had himself 673 00:41:56,670 --> 00:41:59,210 a bad case of laryngitis or something, huh? 674 00:41:59,210 --> 00:42:00,810 - That's good. 675 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:03,740 There'll be his manager there to do all this talking, right? 676 00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:05,640 - Hey, that's right. 677 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,270 All the big stars have their managers along with them. 678 00:42:08,270 --> 00:42:09,970 The point is of course, who are we gonna get 679 00:42:09,970 --> 00:42:11,370 to be his manager? 680 00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:13,470 - In my imagination I see 681 00:42:13,470 --> 00:42:15,770 an extremely particular type. 682 00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:19,310 - You can stop talking, I get the picture already. 683 00:42:19,310 --> 00:42:22,340 You need someone who's a little particular, 684 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,110 is that the idea? 685 00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:25,710 Well there's one type of particularity 686 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:29,940 that I do very well indeed if I do wanna say. 687 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,810 - Shame talking that way in front of the children. 688 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:33,770 - You should be ashamed at yourselves 689 00:42:33,770 --> 00:42:34,570 laughing at my wife. 690 00:42:34,570 --> 00:42:36,410 What do you want, out! 691 00:42:36,410 --> 00:42:38,140 Father orders, you obey. 692 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,910 - Is he gonna grow up to be a boy? 693 00:42:43,610 --> 00:42:44,810 - No, no, come on, watch. 694 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:45,970 Look at me. 695 00:42:45,970 --> 00:42:47,540 Try to do the steps I'm doing. 696 00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:50,640 - My feet keep getting underfoot. 697 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:54,110 - Okay, hold on, hold on. 698 00:42:54,110 --> 00:42:56,110 Let's try it again from the beginning. 699 00:42:56,110 --> 00:43:00,540 Now. 700 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,440 Keep going. 701 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,240 Now the left, okay? 702 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,370 Now let's start over, come on. 703 00:43:10,870 --> 00:43:13,770 Now front back, front, back. 704 00:43:13,770 --> 00:43:16,170 Hey Gianni, put some life into it. 705 00:43:16,170 --> 00:43:18,270 Don't dance like a corpse. 706 00:43:18,270 --> 00:43:19,110 Come on now. 707 00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,470 No, no, come on. 708 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:24,810 Come here, now look at me. 709 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,140 Now watch carefully. 710 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:29,110 Now front, side back. 711 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:34,870 Oh, Lord, it can't be true. 712 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:35,710 - Gloria. 713 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,640 - Oh I really do think it's hopeless. 714 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:40,570 - It's not going too well. 715 00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:42,270 - No. 716 00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:44,110 No. 717 00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:45,110 - Okay, the two of you. 718 00:43:45,110 --> 00:43:47,270 Up out there and run home. 719 00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:49,610 It's getting late, hop to it. 720 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:52,270 - Hey Gloria please, let's try it once again 721 00:43:52,270 --> 00:43:53,770 with the glasses. 722 00:43:53,770 --> 00:43:55,470 At least this way I'll see where my feet are going. 723 00:43:55,470 --> 00:43:56,810 I'll try harder this time, really. 724 00:43:56,810 --> 00:43:57,840 - Yeah go on, try again. 725 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,110 Seeing any other miracles. 726 00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:00,910 - One of those wouldn't hurt at all. 727 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,440 Come on, watch carefully now. 728 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,640 One, two, three, mm, mmh. 729 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,470 Oh, oh! 730 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,640 - Thank god you put on your glasses. 731 00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:21,610 - No one's born perfect, help me learn. 732 00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:23,410 Don't just stand around looking idiotic. 733 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:24,510 - Doesn't ask much. 734 00:44:24,510 --> 00:44:26,110 - Hey. 735 00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:27,840 I think I might just have an idea. 736 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,340 As his manager I could say 737 00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:32,310 Mr. Travolta cannot dance. 738 00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:34,270 It would be in violation of his contract. 739 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,110 - And tomorrow's the big day. 740 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:39,240 We present John Travolta! 741 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,440 - The thing is to get the timing right. 742 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,940 - Let's synchronize our watches! 743 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,940 Up your patooty. 744 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:45,870 - Now ladies and gentlemen please 745 00:44:45,870 --> 00:44:47,110 we must be serious. 746 00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:49,140 Early to bed tonight and no tricks on Caruso. 747 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:50,470 - Well group, off to bed. 748 00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:52,010 - No, doctor. 749 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:54,170 It wasn't a dream at all. 750 00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:56,810 I saw him there in front of me in the flesh. 751 00:44:57,810 --> 00:44:59,470 - You are a coward. 752 00:44:59,470 --> 00:45:00,740 - Yes. 753 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:02,540 - A craven wreck like all the others. 754 00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:04,470 Because you suffer these visions to exist 755 00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:06,770 instead of standing up to them, striking them! 756 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:11,570 Next time you must seize him by his neck, 757 00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:14,140 knock his head hard violently. 758 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,710 Just gaze in his eye and say 759 00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:24,110 I'm not scared of you, mister, go away, fathead. 760 00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:25,140 - No need to get personal, doctor. 761 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,940 So what if I am a fathead, hmm? 762 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,210 - The hallucination, not you. 763 00:45:31,370 --> 00:45:33,110 Now that's enough. 764 00:45:33,110 --> 00:45:35,140 Grab him by the neck again. 765 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,610 You spit in his eye. 766 00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:39,470 And you hold him very still 767 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,370 and with all your force 768 00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:43,510 you hit him in the other eye. 769 00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:44,940 - Oh my god. 770 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,470 Oh lord, the pain. 771 00:45:46,470 --> 00:45:47,740 What'll the manager say when I come to work 772 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:48,970 with a black eye? 773 00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:50,110 Is the session over? 774 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:54,210 - Yes. 775 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,740 And I'll see you again. 776 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:57,370 - You better look at these, they're the new reservation. 777 00:45:57,370 --> 00:45:58,910 - No problem, I'll take care of it. 778 00:45:58,910 --> 00:46:02,110 - Caruso, did you see the psychiatrist this morning 779 00:46:02,110 --> 00:46:04,940 as you were supposed to? 780 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:08,740 - You may fire me if you wish but I'm not going back to him. 781 00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:13,740 * Ha ha ha haha ha 782 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:19,370 * Ha ha ha haha ha 783 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,840 * Haha 784 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,370 * Haha 785 00:46:25,370 --> 00:46:28,440 - Oh, Mr. Travolta, what a great honor. 786 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,840 Please, please come in. 787 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,110 It's a great pleasure to welcome you here. 788 00:46:32,110 --> 00:46:34,440 Front, front please. 789 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,440 The formalities will only take a second. 790 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,410 We'll show you up to your suites. 791 00:46:38,410 --> 00:46:40,740 Front, front, where are you? 792 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:42,570 Front, is there anyone here? 793 00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:45,140 Please, please come this way. 794 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:47,370 We have been expecting you, you know. 795 00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:49,440 After all, how many times in the life of an hotel 796 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,610 does this happen? 797 00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:51,610 Around here. 798 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,740 * Ha ha ha haha 799 00:46:58,740 --> 00:47:01,170 * Haha 800 00:47:01,170 --> 00:47:03,370 * Haha 801 00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:04,210 * Haha 802 00:47:04,210 --> 00:47:05,340 Hey you. 803 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,540 Mr. Travolta's room key. 804 00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:10,140 - It's the nightmare! 805 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:16,670 All that banging his head against the gong, 806 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:18,670 it's no wonder he's got a bat or two in his belfry. 807 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:19,610 - Poor old Caruso. 808 00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:20,740 I hope they don't fire him. 809 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,210 - Nah, they won't. 810 00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:25,640 - Marvelous. 811 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,470 Anybody got a tranquilizer? 812 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:29,570 - Thank god he's feeling good. 813 00:47:29,570 --> 00:47:31,310 - This evening I feel like Cinderella. 814 00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:33,670 Like someone who's about to realize a dream. 815 00:47:33,670 --> 00:47:35,140 - Dream, hell. 816 00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:36,710 It's becoming a nightmare. 817 00:47:36,710 --> 00:47:37,940 - Well, you have to be a cook 818 00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:40,570 to get yourself into that kind of stew. 819 00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:43,110 - It's so ridiculous, come on. 820 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,470 Imagine falling in love with someone you never met. 821 00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:46,840 It's mad. 822 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,510 - Look who's speaking. 823 00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:50,010 - So men, we all agree. 824 00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:53,740 Gloria will keep in touch with apartment Travolta. 825 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,870 She'll notify us to start the operation. 826 00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:56,810 Okay, boss. 827 00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:59,470 - Now, synchronize your watches. 828 00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:01,440 - I haven't got one, you know. 829 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,870 Up your patooty. 830 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,140 - Keep things quiet, boys. 831 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,570 Johnny wants to sleep till tomorrow. 832 00:48:10,570 --> 00:48:11,470 - Okay, boss. 833 00:48:19,910 --> 00:48:21,610 This is the executive suite. 834 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:23,910 Mr. Travolta does not want to be disturbed 835 00:48:23,910 --> 00:48:25,240 till tomorrow morning. 836 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,710 - Right, sir, I'll take care of it. 837 00:48:26,710 --> 00:48:28,910 I'll put a block on incoming calls till the morning. 838 00:48:37,110 --> 00:48:37,940 Hurry! 839 00:48:40,270 --> 00:48:41,740 - Here I am, I'm ready. 840 00:48:41,740 --> 00:48:43,370 - This way, we gotta move fast. 841 00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:45,710 - Oh this is an interesting time. 842 00:48:45,710 --> 00:48:48,110 - I know, we've got to keep cool. 843 00:48:48,110 --> 00:48:51,440 The plan calls for us to get Alvin first, then Gianni. 844 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,710 - Alvin, Deborah, hurry! 845 00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:01,870 See you tomorrow. 846 00:49:01,870 --> 00:49:02,810 - Hey, you can't go off and leave me like this. 847 00:49:02,810 --> 00:49:04,270 It's all the rage now. 848 00:49:04,270 --> 00:49:06,440 - I'll murder you, honest. 849 00:49:09,870 --> 00:49:10,710 - Shh. 850 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,240 - I could be wrong. 851 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,870 I thought you cut yourself on the other side. 852 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:18,340 - It's a question of perspective. 853 00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:19,410 - Hey come here, hurry! 854 00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:20,470 - Sorry, sir. 855 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,110 - Shh. 856 00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:50,610 Remember your origins. 857 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,570 Here we go, hold still, don't move. 858 00:49:57,610 --> 00:50:00,170 - Remember, those are the only lenses we have.. 859 00:50:00,170 --> 00:50:02,040 - Look, I'm known as the Barnard of the barbershop. 860 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,240 All I need is for you to keep still. 861 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,140 Open your eye, that's it. 862 00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,670 - Let me speak with Mr. Travolta. 863 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:13,740 - How am I gonna let him know 864 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:14,870 I'm the greatest fan he's ever had? 865 00:50:14,870 --> 00:50:16,240 So let me in, huh? 866 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,540 I got to get back to the desk now. 867 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:23,470 But I'll see him sometime when you're not around. 868 00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:28,870 You try and we kill you, you little fag. 869 00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:30,010 - Yes of course. 870 00:50:30,010 --> 00:50:31,640 It's a family advice, oh excuse me! 871 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,740 - Please kids, this is not the time for party games. 872 00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:47,840 - Dr. Barney's hand slipped a bit. 873 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,340 - Tell the silly idiot not to squirm about. 874 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:53,170 I wish I had a picture of you right now. 875 00:51:07,710 --> 00:51:08,540 - Marvelous, fine. 876 00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:10,340 - Hi there, Cinderello. 877 00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:12,610 - Don't worry about a thing, you're perfect now. 878 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,440 - No, we are missing one detail. 879 00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:25,970 - Children, we're about to start Operation Travolta. 880 00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:27,570 The countdown is beginning. 881 00:51:27,570 --> 00:51:30,940 - Honest, I'd marry you if I didn't know the truth. 882 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:33,670 - Well, how about it Gianni. 883 00:51:33,670 --> 00:51:34,640 How do you feel? 884 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,010 - Like a lion. 885 00:51:57,310 --> 00:51:59,110 - When I give you the word, action. 886 00:52:00,510 --> 00:52:03,140 - Listen kids, I don't really care anything about Ilona. 887 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:04,710 You liar! 888 00:52:04,710 --> 00:52:05,540 - Shh. 889 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,510 - All right. 890 00:52:06,510 --> 00:52:08,240 Operation Travolta. 891 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,110 You first, Alvin. 892 00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:10,640 Go on, take your place. 893 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,470 - Here I go. 894 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:47,740 Wait a minute. 895 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:48,570 Come back here! 896 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:54,540 - Hey come on, get a move on, will you? 897 00:53:01,370 --> 00:53:03,340 - Yeah, if he can get over his stage fright. 898 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,270 - Gianni, you still have time. 899 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,540 If you wanna back out now you can still do it. 900 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:10,840 But now, not 10 seconds from now. 901 00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:14,410 - Let's do it. - Great. 902 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,110 - No, no it's broken, it doesn't work. 903 00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:18,140 You see the sign? 904 00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:19,510 It doesn't. 905 00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:33,970 - I'm not all that keen on Ilona. 906 00:53:33,970 --> 00:53:35,570 - You've had your chance, boy, move. 907 00:53:35,570 --> 00:53:36,410 Go! 908 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:47,140 - Oh no, it's him! 909 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,510 No doubt about it. 910 00:53:48,510 --> 00:53:51,910 Mr. Travolta, Mr. Travolta! 911 00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:53,370 Oh, Mr. Travolta. 912 00:53:53,370 --> 00:53:56,740 I'm so terribly sorry about what happened yesterday. 913 00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:58,270 Isn't there anything I can do to make up for it? 914 00:53:58,270 --> 00:53:59,570 Please sir, please. 915 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,840 Just any little thing at all. 916 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:01,640 Just name it. 917 00:54:05,210 --> 00:54:06,810 Mr. Travolta, I beg of you. 918 00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:08,110 Any little favor I can do for you. 919 00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:09,440 I'd be so grateful if you just let me 920 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,570 be of service to you. 921 00:54:10,570 --> 00:54:12,570 Please, Mr. Travolta. 922 00:54:12,570 --> 00:54:14,170 And thank you, oh thank you. 923 00:54:14,170 --> 00:54:17,010 Oh what a sweet little snookums. 924 00:54:17,010 --> 00:54:18,940 Issum's gonna miss his master 925 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:21,240 while he's away tonight, right? 926 00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:30,240 Why you little sawed-off pipsqueak. 927 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,870 I'll teach you to steal other people's property. 928 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,410 I didn't want to, I didn't mean to. 929 00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:36,770 - That wasn't very smart of you now, 930 00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:38,110 was it, pal? 931 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,840 I ought to report you for assault and battery. 932 00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:57,240 - John's Fever, please. 933 00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:02,710 So whenever anyone asks you, 934 00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:04,110 just say a few words in a hoarse voice. 935 00:55:04,110 --> 00:55:05,770 You've got laryngitis, right? 936 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:07,710 I'll take care of most of the talking. 937 00:55:07,710 --> 00:55:09,710 And above all, you mustn't let them talk you into dancing. 938 00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:10,840 The contract, remember? 939 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,640 - Yeah sure, I got it. 940 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,340 - Yeah instead of making that sound, maybe you should dance. 941 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:19,910 - Land ho! 942 00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:22,710 Everyone out, children! 943 00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:27,670 If we pull this one off, we'll be famous! 944 00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:31,670 - I don't think there's gonna be a single hitch. 945 00:55:36,770 --> 00:55:38,270 - Off we go, okay! 946 00:55:45,110 --> 00:55:45,910 - One. 947 00:56:01,910 --> 00:56:02,740 Two in! 948 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:06,540 Three in. 949 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:10,670 Four out. 950 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,010 Five! 951 00:56:19,310 --> 00:56:20,140 Six! 952 00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:34,770 - Now don't forget you've got a terrible case of laryngitis. 953 00:56:34,770 --> 00:56:37,270 Don't speak more than three whole words at a time. 954 00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:41,170 And above all, you can't dance. 955 00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:43,340 It's impossible, you must not dance. 956 00:56:44,470 --> 00:56:46,240 - I just realized, I mean somehow 957 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,340 about Ilona, she just doesn't turn me on. 958 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:50,670 - Listen Angel, if it turns you off, 959 00:56:50,670 --> 00:56:52,210 imagine my reaction, push. 960 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,310 - Hey kids, it's incredible. 961 00:56:56,310 --> 00:56:57,870 John Travolta's here. 962 00:56:57,870 --> 00:56:59,370 Yeah, I'm telling you, he's here. 963 00:56:59,370 --> 00:57:01,970 I saw him with my own eyes, he's right out here. 964 00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:03,970 - I'm telling you I can't believe it! 965 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,410 John Travolta's here. 966 00:57:08,910 --> 00:57:10,370 - It's true, he's supposed to be in town. 967 00:57:10,370 --> 00:57:11,370 I read it yesterday. 968 00:57:12,370 --> 00:57:13,970 - It's John, it's Travolta! 969 00:57:13,970 --> 00:57:15,140 - We love him! 970 00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:18,510 - There's John Travolta! 971 00:57:18,510 --> 00:57:19,340 There he is! 972 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,470 - Here he comes, he's coming right now! 973 00:57:35,710 --> 00:57:37,240 - Hello. 974 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,710 Thank you. 975 00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:41,170 Please now, let's not crowd around too much ,huh. 976 00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:42,410 - Nice to see you. 977 00:57:42,410 --> 00:57:44,610 Give him some air, would you? 978 00:57:44,610 --> 00:57:45,840 - Hi. 979 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,640 Careful, now you're crashing. 980 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,110 Thank you. 981 00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:52,440 Stand back please, stand back a little, eh? 982 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,840 Oh, hello there. 983 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,740 No crowding too much now please, thank you. 984 00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,740 - Mr. Travolta, won't you dance for us? 985 00:58:08,470 --> 00:58:09,670 - I'd like that, but. 986 00:58:10,510 --> 00:58:11,770 - No! No! 987 00:58:11,770 --> 00:58:13,270 - No, no, I'm sorry 988 00:58:13,270 --> 00:58:15,410 but if he dances he's in violation of his contract. 989 00:58:21,110 --> 00:58:22,810 - Well sure I want to, but, 990 00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:26,110 - I'm sorry, he can't dance. 991 00:58:26,110 --> 00:58:27,270 He's sick, he's got a fever. 992 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:28,570 He's got laryngitis! 993 00:58:30,110 --> 00:58:32,370 Gianni, no, don't do it! 994 00:58:39,610 --> 00:58:42,240 - No, I beg of you, don't! 995 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,170 Travolta! Travolta! 996 00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:48,410 Travolta! Travolta! Travolta! Travolta! 997 00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:54,340 Travolta! Travolta! Travolta! Travolta! 998 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,670 - Please. 999 00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:00,970 Please dance. 1000 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,010 - And yet it moves. 1001 00:59:25,110 --> 00:59:28,840 * Wherever and ever more 1002 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:32,270 * No matter what or who you are * 1003 00:59:32,270 --> 00:59:35,240 * You wanna be a star 1004 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:40,240 * Shining you're near and far 1005 00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:43,640 * So dance 1006 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,540 * Like never before all you go 1007 00:59:49,110 --> 00:59:50,270 - He's not bad. 1008 00:59:52,410 --> 00:59:57,410 * To happiness is to be bold 1009 00:59:58,170 --> 01:00:01,870 * Here come you go 1010 01:00:01,870 --> 01:00:06,870 * There come they go 1011 01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:11,870 * On and on 1012 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:17,370 * You start to learn and it's new everyday * 1013 01:00:18,910 --> 01:00:22,670 * Your troubles will go away 1014 01:00:24,610 --> 01:00:26,340 - Caruso, I just went upstairs. 1015 01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:27,940 Mr. Travolta is still sleeping 1016 01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:29,140 and is not to be disturbed. 1017 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:31,070 So don't forget now, no one at all, 1018 01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:33,270 not even Napoleon. 1019 01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:37,040 I saw him go out the door with my own two eyes. 1020 01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:39,440 Are you back to your hallucinations? 1021 01:00:44,070 --> 01:00:46,340 I'm willing to put up with nearly anything. 1022 01:00:46,340 --> 01:00:47,510 He's nuts though. 1023 01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,540 Yes sir? 1024 01:00:53,540 --> 01:00:55,440 - 542 please. 1025 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,110 - 542, yes sir. 1026 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,110 Hallucinations. 1027 01:01:02,110 --> 01:01:03,440 I mean really, he's the one who should be going 1028 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,270 to the to the pissaliatrist. 1029 01:01:04,270 --> 01:01:05,110 Here's your, 1030 01:01:06,610 --> 01:01:09,270 oh my god, where'd he go. 1031 01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:11,870 Could it be true about the halluc, 1032 01:01:11,870 --> 01:01:12,710 oh boy, oh boy. 1033 01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:16,240 Yes sir? 1034 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,870 - Room 542. 1035 01:01:17,870 --> 01:01:18,710 - Right away. 1036 01:01:20,570 --> 01:01:25,170 Now where, the key to 542 isn't here, sir. 1037 01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:26,410 - What do you mean it isn't there? 1038 01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:32,470 - Oh my god, oh my god. 1039 01:01:57,610 --> 01:01:58,440 - Great! 1040 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:06,940 * You start to see how these all began * 1041 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:12,910 * The troubles are not yet then * 1042 01:02:12,910 --> 01:02:17,470 * There's no one a couple and then * 1043 01:02:17,470 --> 01:02:21,910 * Forever and ever more 1044 01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:25,840 * No matter what or who you are * 1045 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,710 * You're gonna be a star 1046 01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:33,710 * Shining to be a star 1047 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:40,210 * So when whenever you go for a star * 1048 01:02:41,910 --> 01:02:44,010 * You think it's a 1049 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:46,170 - Let him finish what he's doing then 1050 01:02:46,170 --> 01:02:49,610 bring him in. - Right, boss. 1051 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,240 - John Travolta. 1052 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,110 - That's right. 1053 01:03:27,010 --> 01:03:29,110 - No, no thanks, I don't smoke. 1054 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:33,940 - Forgive me if I had you brought into my office 1055 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:35,240 but with someone of your importance, 1056 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,640 the least I could do is to see you in person. 1057 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,470 - That's very nice of you. 1058 01:03:40,770 --> 01:03:42,640 I understand it's your first time over here. 1059 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,110 - Enjoying it a lot. 1060 01:03:45,110 --> 01:03:46,710 - Well I'd like to thank you. 1061 01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:50,510 You come around honoring us, 1062 01:03:51,710 --> 01:03:53,140 our humble little place of business. 1063 01:03:54,510 --> 01:03:55,440 - It's a nice club. 1064 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,910 - Oh that's pretty kind of you. 1065 01:03:56,910 --> 01:03:59,440 Although I must say that I was surprised to see 1066 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:03,210 that as a dancer, you're a very good cook. 1067 01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:04,970 ! 1068 01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:06,540 Explain yourself. 1069 01:04:07,670 --> 01:04:09,570 Don't get mad. 1070 01:04:09,570 --> 01:04:11,570 I said I'm very grateful. 1071 01:04:11,570 --> 01:04:13,110 - Glad to hear it. 1072 01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:14,340 - What's the secret of that marvelous quail you cook? 1073 01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:16,470 - I don't know how to cook at all. 1074 01:04:16,470 --> 01:04:17,570 - Oh please, that's enough. 1075 01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:19,940 I'd recognize you, you're Zorro. 1076 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:21,440 - Oh look, there must be some mistake. 1077 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,170 My name is Gianni. 1078 01:04:23,170 --> 01:04:24,510 - Gianni, Zorro, whatever. 1079 01:04:24,510 --> 01:04:26,510 You're still the cook at the hotel, my friend. 1080 01:04:26,510 --> 01:04:28,340 - Wow, you're a pretty sharp guy, you know. 1081 01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:29,670 Well I'll be going. 1082 01:04:29,670 --> 01:04:31,640 - Ah ah, wait a minute. 1083 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:32,940 Did you bring your glasses along? 1084 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:34,140 - Well sure. 1085 01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:34,970 You mean? 1086 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,870 - Now I told you I'd make you eat them, didn't I? 1087 01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:39,340 - Now come on please, it was just a little joke. 1088 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:40,570 It didn't hurt anyone. 1089 01:04:40,570 --> 01:04:43,770 - What do you mean a little joke? 1090 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,910 This is the biggest thing in the last 40 years. 1091 01:04:46,910 --> 01:04:50,640 I'll not only forgive you but I'll hire you. 1092 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,370 If 200 sounds okay, sign here. 1093 01:04:56,540 --> 01:04:58,170 Come on, the hotel pays me double that. 1094 01:04:58,170 --> 01:05:00,110 - You bonehead. 1095 01:05:00,110 --> 01:05:01,410 I'm talking about 200 every evening. 1096 01:05:01,410 --> 01:05:02,970 Come on, sign it, go on! 1097 01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,640 Are you? 1098 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,440 - Look, you could make millions. 1099 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,570 All you gotta do is look like Travolta 1100 01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,340 which you do without trying. 1101 01:05:11,610 --> 01:05:13,170 That's enough of that. 1102 01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:16,170 I don't know where your friend is and why don't you go home? 1103 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,110 - I'm terribly sorry but I'm not interested. 1104 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:32,770 - I know you've been coming around here 1105 01:05:32,770 --> 01:05:33,810 all this time. 1106 01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:38,410 For Ilona. 1107 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,840 - Mhmm. 1108 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,810 Well, if you want, 1109 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,570 you can do your numbers together. 1110 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,940 - Yeah. 1111 01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:53,110 Of course that's only to begin with, you realize. 1112 01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:55,340 Well, one thing will naturally lead to another thing. 1113 01:05:57,110 --> 01:05:59,510 - To what you're thinking. 1114 01:05:59,510 --> 01:06:01,140 You deal with Raoul, Raoul's a buddy 1115 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,140 and he'll bring it to you 1116 01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,370 on a silver platter, Gianni. 1117 01:06:05,370 --> 01:06:08,170 - But what if she doesn't want that? 1118 01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:09,510 - Mmm, you know. 1119 01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:12,940 I got a lot of influence on her. 1120 01:06:14,710 --> 01:06:16,410 I think you're better off signing. 1121 01:06:17,310 --> 01:06:18,140 - Well. 1122 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:25,470 Okay. 1123 01:06:28,370 --> 01:06:29,870 - Marvelous. 1124 01:06:29,870 --> 01:06:32,270 Now to show you that my heart's in the right place 1125 01:06:32,270 --> 01:06:34,770 I'll have Ilona leave early this evening. 1126 01:06:35,910 --> 01:06:37,370 So you're gonna be waiting for her, huh? 1127 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,610 - Okay Romeo, you got it all down? 1128 01:06:42,470 --> 01:06:43,970 - Hey kids, I'm really scared. 1129 01:06:43,970 --> 01:06:46,840 - Just don't forget, you're John Travolta. 1130 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,110 - You kiss her when we blink with the headlights, remember. 1131 01:06:49,110 --> 01:06:49,970 - Oh yeah. 1132 01:06:49,970 --> 01:06:51,410 - Here we go, everybody down! 1133 01:06:51,410 --> 01:06:53,310 Hey wait kids, Deborah, is that your heel? 1134 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:54,540 Yes. 1135 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:55,340 Do you mind very much taking that 1136 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:56,310 out of my left eye? 1137 01:06:56,310 --> 01:06:57,470 Shh. 1138 01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:02,710 - Go, moron, go! 1139 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,770 - Did you see, she smiled at you! 1140 01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:10,010 - No, I'm sorry she didn't. 1141 01:07:10,010 --> 01:07:11,510 Her mouth just turns up at the corners. 1142 01:07:11,510 --> 01:07:13,770 - That sounds a lot like a smile to me. 1143 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,340 Okay Johnny, this is your moment, go do it. 1144 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:26,970 - Hi. 1145 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:29,910 Now what kind of joke was that to play 1146 01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:31,710 on a nice girl like me. 1147 01:07:31,710 --> 01:07:33,840 - I'm glad you don't seem to be angry about it. 1148 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,710 - Oh of course not. 1149 01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:36,840 Actually I enjoy jokes. 1150 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,640 - I'm glad you like them. 1151 01:07:43,910 --> 01:07:48,110 - Ah, I was thinking, I'm so used to 1152 01:07:48,110 --> 01:07:50,270 seeing you look so beautiful on the stage up there 1153 01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:53,340 I can't begin to believe I'm standing next to you. 1154 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:55,240 - I'm two different girls, you know. 1155 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,610 In the discotheque I have to put on a certain act. 1156 01:07:57,610 --> 01:08:00,770 But in my private life, I'm just another girl. 1157 01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:04,170 - Ah, I mean you must have a home somewhere, right? 1158 01:08:04,170 --> 01:08:05,440 - Yes, I do. 1159 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,110 I mean I don't live in a treehouse after all. 1160 01:08:10,110 --> 01:08:11,270 - No ,no. 1161 01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:13,110 But I don't know about showbusiness. 1162 01:08:13,110 --> 01:08:15,540 I heard you people are different. 1163 01:08:17,710 --> 01:08:19,110 I haven't got a car. 1164 01:08:19,110 --> 01:08:22,440 But I could take you in a taxi if you like. 1165 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,540 - You don't have to bother at all. 1166 01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:25,240 Really, don't worry. 1167 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,570 - I did have the Rolls but the driver's gone back. 1168 01:08:27,570 --> 01:08:29,370 - You surely don't expect that joke to work 1169 01:08:29,370 --> 01:08:30,710 more than once a night, do you? 1170 01:08:30,710 --> 01:08:31,740 - No, you're right. 1171 01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:33,240 - Try it again tomorrow night. 1172 01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,770 Strangely enough, it's just a two minute walk to my house. 1173 01:08:35,770 --> 01:08:37,510 - Well then, I'll walk you home, okay? 1174 01:08:37,510 --> 01:08:38,340 Fine. 1175 01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:42,010 - How long have you been working at the discotheque? 1176 01:08:42,010 --> 01:08:44,840 - Hmm let's see, almost two years now. 1177 01:08:46,110 --> 01:08:48,110 - Well you do meet the most interesting people. 1178 01:08:48,110 --> 01:08:50,110 - Oh by the way did Raoul tell you? 1179 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:52,370 - That he's hired me. 1180 01:08:52,370 --> 01:08:53,640 We'll be dancing together. 1181 01:08:54,470 --> 01:08:55,710 - That's right. 1182 01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:56,640 We'll do two sets a night he said. 1183 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,340 - Oh, what a marvelous idea. 1184 01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:01,240 Is there something wrong? 1185 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,540 - No, no nothing. 1186 01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:04,810 Well why are you looking like that? 1187 01:09:05,970 --> 01:09:08,370 - Hmph, and I explained it to the pig. 1188 01:09:08,370 --> 01:09:11,340 - He's got to kiss her to the script! 1189 01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:13,910 - It's rotten to be so timid. 1190 01:09:13,910 --> 01:09:15,740 - Thanks for walking me home, Johnny. 1191 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:16,670 Be seeing you. 1192 01:09:16,670 --> 01:09:17,870 Tomorrow night at the club. 1193 01:09:17,870 --> 01:09:20,270 - Mm, he could have been the real Travolta. 1194 01:09:20,270 --> 01:09:21,610 - Could have also been one of us. 1195 01:09:21,610 --> 01:09:22,440 Shh! 1196 01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:29,110 - But how about us going up together? 1197 01:09:29,110 --> 01:09:30,870 We might have some drinks, huh? 1198 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:34,110 - No, no I've just got one small room. 1199 01:09:34,110 --> 01:09:37,240 And you've got one too many messmates. 1200 01:10:32,170 --> 01:10:33,910 * Look in the mirror 1201 01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:36,170 * Now I am nearer 1202 01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:39,270 * Looking at reality 1203 01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,170 - Hmm. 1204 01:10:44,070 --> 01:10:46,570 Gentlemen, if this goes on, 1205 01:10:46,570 --> 01:10:48,910 we found the goose that lays the golden eggs. 1206 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,710 * This or never 1207 01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,840 * How can I tell her 1208 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:02,440 * Tell her I love her and I do 1209 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:06,710 * My heaven is here now she's here * 1210 01:11:06,710 --> 01:11:11,710 * Get it together now there's nothing to fear * 1211 01:11:15,370 --> 01:11:19,240 * We are on the fore 1212 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,870 * Show me my best 1213 01:11:20,870 --> 01:11:24,640 * Now that I'm ready for all 1214 01:11:34,870 --> 01:11:37,840 * Look in the mirror 1215 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:41,670 - I just hope everyone wonders the same thing I do. 1216 01:11:41,670 --> 01:11:43,310 - He's probably been studying dancing 1217 01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:44,710 for a million years or more. 1218 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,370 - World championship class. 1219 01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:49,970 - You know, he's taken every one of you for a ride. 1220 01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:57,740 - He never danced a step of had a laugh. 1221 01:11:57,740 --> 01:11:58,840 Never smoked a puff. 1222 01:11:59,710 --> 01:12:00,840 - He never went to bed. 1223 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,110 - He forgave me for blacking his eye. 1224 01:12:09,110 --> 01:12:10,410 He invited me here himself. 1225 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,270 - I told you, that's Gianni. 1226 01:12:14,270 --> 01:12:15,140 - Oh you're really nuts. 1227 01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:16,710 What do you mean Gianni? 1228 01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:17,970 You think I can't tell the difference 1229 01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:19,870 between a cook and a Travolta? 1230 01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:24,610 * Show me my best in me 1231 01:12:24,610 --> 01:12:28,340 * Now that I'm ready for all 1232 01:12:37,010 --> 01:12:38,010 - Wonderful! 1233 01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:43,770 Mr. Travolta's really wonderful, isn't he? 1234 01:12:43,770 --> 01:12:44,970 - Gianni! 1235 01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:47,410 I keep telling you it's Gianni! 1236 01:12:54,670 --> 01:12:55,670 - Hey Gianni! 1237 01:12:55,670 --> 01:12:56,510 Hey, that was great. 1238 01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:57,970 - Okay, okay. 1239 01:12:57,970 --> 01:13:00,670 Look kids, I'm dead tired, I wanna flake out. 1240 01:13:00,670 --> 01:13:04,110 - Oh come on, just do one number with us, okay? 1241 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,640 - I guess if I want to take a shower 1242 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,710 you're gonna get in the stall along with me, huh? 1243 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,710 Nothing, nothing at all. 1244 01:13:10,710 --> 01:13:12,610 - But we thought a celebration was in order. 1245 01:13:12,610 --> 01:13:14,370 - Come on, it's not New Year's. 1246 01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,110 Who gives a damn? 1247 01:13:21,110 --> 01:13:23,010 - Yeah right, let's dance! 1248 01:13:31,470 --> 01:13:34,940 * When my Jesus washing 1249 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:38,540 * He took my shoes away 1250 01:13:38,540 --> 01:13:41,310 * Yeah happy day 1251 01:13:43,970 --> 01:13:46,010 - Of course, it's your dressing room too. 1252 01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,810 By the way, where did you learn to dance so well? 1253 01:13:53,010 --> 01:13:55,640 - I think it's just being near you that inspires me. 1254 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,370 Usually I dance like a hippo. 1255 01:13:57,370 --> 01:13:59,140 - Listen Gianni, that joke has had its day. 1256 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:00,340 It's dead. 1257 01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:01,270 - I swear it's the truth 1258 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,340 and I wanted to thank you. 1259 01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:03,610 My biggest success always comes 1260 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:05,010 in our number together. 1261 01:14:05,010 --> 01:14:07,440 - Ah, so our number together is your big success, 1262 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,770 not mine or ours. 1263 01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:10,470 - It was a joke and you know it. 1264 01:14:11,610 --> 01:14:13,240 But really, my life has completely changed. 1265 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,710 Because of you, Ilona. 1266 01:14:16,210 --> 01:14:17,740 Well what do I have to do with it? 1267 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:22,740 - You see, if a man follows a dream for a long time 1268 01:14:25,110 --> 01:14:27,810 and then one day all of a sudden finds that dream 1269 01:14:27,810 --> 01:14:30,340 in his hands, what's he going to do? 1270 01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:33,510 - Nothing at all. 1271 01:14:33,510 --> 01:14:35,910 There's one thing about a dream. 1272 01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:37,840 You can never touch it. 1273 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:38,670 - Yes but, 1274 01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:44,440 if a dream meets another one too, then what? 1275 01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:49,140 - You're not a dream and you know it too. 1276 01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:51,670 You just look like someone who is, that's all. 1277 01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:52,910 It's different. 1278 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:54,640 - What do you mean it's different? 1279 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,370 The only reason I did this is because of you. 1280 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:04,140 - Now listen Gianni. 1281 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:08,140 What you see in this mirror is the Ilona that you imagine. 1282 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:10,110 Now look there. 1283 01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:12,310 The reflection you see in that mirror 1284 01:15:12,310 --> 01:15:14,310 is the star, the dream. 1285 01:15:18,110 --> 01:15:20,240 Now I'll try to move the two mirrors closer. 1286 01:15:21,910 --> 01:15:23,910 The two dreams have disappeared. 1287 01:15:25,110 --> 01:15:26,370 Now let's see what we have. 1288 01:15:28,540 --> 01:15:30,870 A long haired girl and a good cook 1289 01:15:30,870 --> 01:15:32,840 who barely know each other. 1290 01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:43,570 It's a dream, Gianni, just a dream. 1291 01:15:43,570 --> 01:15:45,910 And you've got to wake up and face it. 1292 01:15:45,910 --> 01:15:47,140 - You're right, Ilona. 1293 01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:48,840 I was an idiot. 1294 01:15:50,470 --> 01:15:53,770 Well at least I didn't go along with him, with Raoul. 1295 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,510 What does he have to do with it? 1296 01:15:58,510 --> 01:15:59,940 - He told me he would help me with you 1297 01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:01,740 if I wanted. 1298 01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:02,570 - I don't believe that. 1299 01:16:02,570 --> 01:16:03,410 Come on, you're kidding. 1300 01:16:03,410 --> 01:16:04,610 - No, I'm not. 1301 01:16:04,610 --> 01:16:06,110 He said I could have you on a silver platter 1302 01:16:06,110 --> 01:16:07,210 just for the asking. 1303 01:16:07,210 --> 01:16:09,910 Honestly, I'm not joking, it's the truth. 1304 01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:12,310 - But Raoul and I have been together 1305 01:16:12,310 --> 01:16:13,370 almost a year now. 1306 01:16:16,340 --> 01:16:18,570 - I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. 1307 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:21,710 - Kids, if it keeps going on like this 1308 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:23,140 we'll make more money than we can handle. 1309 01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:25,440 - Good, that way you can deliver me on a golden platter 1310 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:27,940 instead of a silver one, is that right, Raoul darling? 1311 01:16:28,770 --> 01:16:29,970 - Nothing at all. 1312 01:16:29,970 --> 01:16:31,170 He just let me see that you're a monster. 1313 01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:32,240 Well I've had it, you pig. 1314 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,140 I'm getting out of here now! 1315 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:34,740 - I've got news for you. 1316 01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:35,810 - Let go! 1317 01:16:35,810 --> 01:16:36,740 - You're not going anywhere. 1318 01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:38,110 - Get your hands off her! 1319 01:16:38,110 --> 01:16:39,270 - You keep out of this. 1320 01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:44,410 And now if you don't mind get the hell out there and dance! 1321 01:16:44,410 --> 01:16:45,640 - I'm not gonna dance for you. 1322 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:48,110 Not even a bullet could get me out there, no! 1323 01:16:48,110 --> 01:16:49,570 The hell you say, you little. 1324 01:16:49,570 --> 01:16:51,110 - The fact is that we are going to dance. 1325 01:16:51,110 --> 01:16:51,910 - No I won't no! 1326 01:16:51,910 --> 01:16:52,740 Come on! 1327 01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:55,970 - The son of a, 1328 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,340 * Look in the mirror 1329 01:17:01,340 --> 01:17:03,770 * Now I am nearer 1330 01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:08,370 * Nearer to reality 1331 01:17:08,370 --> 01:17:13,370 * Thinking what I wanna be 1332 01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:17,340 * Be what I am and maybe then I'll be free * 1333 01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:18,170 - Would you mind trying to explain 1334 01:17:18,170 --> 01:17:19,010 why you made me dance? 1335 01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:23,110 * It's now or never 1336 01:17:23,110 --> 01:17:26,640 * I've gotta tell her 1337 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,670 - Well you're going to see how a dream ends. 1338 01:17:28,670 --> 01:17:29,510 Just wait. 1339 01:17:30,670 --> 01:17:32,870 * My heaven is here when she's near * 1340 01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:33,710 - Stop! 1341 01:17:38,010 --> 01:17:40,010 I've got an announcement to make to you. 1342 01:17:40,010 --> 01:17:41,710 The show is over. 1343 01:17:41,710 --> 01:17:42,610 The show is over? 1344 01:17:45,210 --> 01:17:46,970 - Travolta's gone mad. 1345 01:17:46,970 --> 01:17:48,470 - I don't know how Travolta is 1346 01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:50,970 but Gianni's coming back to his senses. 1347 01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:52,710 - We won't be dancing for you tonight, 1348 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:54,710 tomorrow night or any other time either. 1349 01:17:54,710 --> 01:17:55,540 - No! 1350 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,140 - I'm sure he has the best of reasons 1351 01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:03,570 for what he's doing. 1352 01:18:09,910 --> 01:18:10,970 - He's great! 1353 01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:16,840 - Gianni. 1354 01:18:23,010 --> 01:18:24,240 - Good for you. 1355 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,970 - Good job Gianni, you're our guy. 1356 01:18:25,970 --> 01:18:28,870 That's the greatest thing you ever did. 1357 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:30,510 - He's one of us. 1358 01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:31,940 - Hey kids, look out. 1359 01:18:46,170 --> 01:18:47,010 Here we go, kids! 1360 01:18:48,410 --> 01:18:50,740 Let's see how you can dance, come on, make it great! 1361 01:18:53,470 --> 01:18:55,110 Give it everything you've got! 1362 01:18:57,210 --> 01:19:00,910 Make this a night nobody'll forget! 1363 01:19:06,370 --> 01:19:08,340 * Now the show's over 1364 01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:09,970 * Now the show's over 1365 01:19:09,970 --> 01:19:14,240 * Forever forever let if pass 1366 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,340 * Then let's go live in the love * 1367 01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:19,440 - Nice kids, come on, come on, dance! 1368 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,170 Here! 1369 01:19:33,170 --> 01:19:34,170 * Now the show's over 1370 01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:37,510 * Forever forever let it pass 1371 01:19:37,510 --> 01:19:41,470 * The masquerading is over 1372 01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:46,470 * It was a joke let us all have a good time * 1373 01:19:47,110 --> 01:19:47,640 - Hey, you. 1374 01:20:05,340 --> 01:20:06,240 - Oh my. 1375 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,570 Oh I feel faint. 1376 01:20:39,170 --> 01:20:40,010 - Yes, it hurts. 1377 01:20:40,010 --> 01:20:41,570 - Sorry, excuse me. 1378 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:53,240 Travolta! 1379 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:59,240 It's great to be here! 1380 01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:08,440 - What do you think you're doing? 1381 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:09,640 - I'm just looking. 1382 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,310 I'm looking for an earring. 1383 01:21:11,310 --> 01:21:13,540 - Ooh, we can look together. 1384 01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:15,470 I'm sure we'll find it. 1385 01:21:16,770 --> 01:21:19,610 You look there and I'll look here. 1386 01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:32,210 - That'll teach you to mind your manners. 1387 01:21:32,210 --> 01:21:33,670 Don't worry your little head about me, 1388 01:21:33,670 --> 01:21:35,610 I'm all right. - My hero! 1389 01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:36,540 - Hey. 1390 01:21:44,140 --> 01:21:45,410 - Come on kids, dance. 1391 01:21:45,410 --> 01:21:47,540 There's nothing to worry about, dance! 1392 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:48,810 - We better get out of here 1393 01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:51,740 or we can wind up in trouble, Mr. Travolta. 1394 01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:54,610 It's better we go out this way. 1395 01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:56,440 I still think we better go this way. 1396 01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:57,540 You're always there. 1397 01:22:00,670 --> 01:22:02,970 - I found your earring, you dear little thing. 1398 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:06,110 - Well thanks. 1399 01:22:06,110 --> 01:22:07,310 - Oh no. 1400 01:22:07,310 --> 01:22:09,740 You have to give me a little kiss first. 1401 01:22:10,870 --> 01:22:12,810 - Close your eyes though 'cause I'm shy. 1402 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:22,740 - Mr. Travolta, Mr. Travolta! 1403 01:22:26,370 --> 01:22:27,240 - Very nice indeed. 1404 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,970 - Thank you, thank you. 1405 01:22:29,970 --> 01:22:32,110 Here you go you big hulk. 1406 01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,470 - Very nice, very nice. 1407 01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:39,110 - You're looking good. 1408 01:22:39,110 --> 01:22:40,110 - Here we go. 1409 01:22:40,970 --> 01:22:42,140 - Don't do it. 1410 01:22:46,310 --> 01:22:47,340 Let's talk this over. 1411 01:22:47,340 --> 01:22:49,140 The first tenet of Aristotle. 1412 01:22:50,610 --> 01:22:51,910 - Hey you! 1413 01:22:51,910 --> 01:22:53,110 - I'm John Travolta, now look, remember? 1414 01:22:53,110 --> 01:22:53,970 John Travolta. 1415 01:22:55,740 --> 01:22:57,640 Watch, one, two, see. 1416 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,440 - Ooh, I can try, eh, Mr. Travolta? 1417 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,210 - That's not quite right. 1418 01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:02,510 One, two. 1419 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:03,340 Three! 1420 01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:04,170 Come on. 1421 01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:19,110 - Rapport between the imminent and the transrejection 1422 01:23:19,110 --> 01:23:21,440 in Aristotle's early commentaries, right? 1423 01:23:25,110 --> 01:23:26,670 Mr. Travolta, where are you, sir? 1424 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:35,940 Always following me. 1425 01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:36,770 Travolta! 1426 01:23:48,710 --> 01:23:50,410 - No! Let go of me! 1427 01:23:50,410 --> 01:23:51,810 - Hey you, turn around! 1428 01:23:57,340 --> 01:23:59,370 - Of course, Mr. Travolta, I remember like this. 1429 01:23:59,370 --> 01:24:01,510 One, two, three! 1430 01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:05,570 - No it's not quite right, watch. 1431 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:08,240 One, two, three! 1432 01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:12,310 Come on, let's get out of here. 1433 01:24:19,110 --> 01:24:21,110 - So what exactly is the myth of the character of Plato 1434 01:24:21,110 --> 01:24:23,540 when it cut the mirror of human consciousness, 1435 01:24:23,540 --> 01:24:25,610 there are in fact incorporated 1436 01:24:25,610 --> 01:24:27,210 a degree of human consciousness 1437 01:24:27,210 --> 01:24:29,210 and therefore to be precise are the grades 1438 01:24:29,210 --> 01:24:31,110 of the consciousness of the demure. 1439 01:24:31,110 --> 01:24:32,810 Why, listen I better go now. 1440 01:24:32,810 --> 01:24:33,940 See you next time. 1441 01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:36,570 - Step right this way. 1442 01:24:36,570 --> 01:24:38,170 Mr. Travolta it's really a pleasure to be here 1443 01:24:38,170 --> 01:24:39,140 with you sir. 1444 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:41,970 Why do you keep following me? 1445 01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:54,470 Iodine, bandages, ointment. 1446 01:24:54,470 --> 01:24:56,440 Come get them, there's enough for everyone. 1447 01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,740 Yeah, horse liniment too, everything. 1448 01:25:01,710 --> 01:25:03,840 When they hear I fought alongside John Travolta, 1449 01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,010 no one will believe it. 1450 01:25:05,010 --> 01:25:06,470 - It's Gianni. 1451 01:25:06,470 --> 01:25:07,740 - Who would ever have imagined 1452 01:25:07,740 --> 01:25:09,270 it would end up like this? 1453 01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:13,510 - But it was fun, you know. 1454 01:25:16,740 --> 01:25:18,340 - Well the important thing is 1455 01:25:18,340 --> 01:25:19,940 old Gianni's come back to us. 1456 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:21,510 - I think we ought to find another discotheque 1457 01:25:21,510 --> 01:25:23,310 and try it once more. 1458 01:25:23,310 --> 01:25:25,340 - If only all this had been to some use. 1459 01:25:25,340 --> 01:25:27,110 - Look over there. 1460 01:25:27,110 --> 01:25:29,910 My opinion is that it was of great use. 1461 01:25:34,610 --> 01:25:35,440 - Oh sorry. 1462 01:25:54,170 --> 01:25:55,710 You're better looking, a much more handsome type 1463 01:25:55,710 --> 01:25:57,610 of man like this. 1464 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:03,370 - Well in one way or another he got what he was after. 1465 01:26:03,370 --> 01:26:05,270 Then it's all been worthwhile. 1466 01:26:05,270 --> 01:26:06,770 Yeah, Gianni's a good kid, 1467 01:26:06,770 --> 01:26:07,970 he deserves the best. 1468 01:26:07,970 --> 01:26:08,810 - Amazing. 1469 01:26:09,770 --> 01:26:10,770 Almost incredible. 1470 01:26:11,940 --> 01:26:12,810 Look at that. 1471 01:26:14,010 --> 01:26:15,970 - Hey, Mr. Caruso, you guys notice something? 1472 01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:18,570 - Good lord. 1473 01:26:18,570 --> 01:26:20,440 With those glasses on you look just like a cook 1474 01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:21,570 in our hotel, Mr. Travolta. 1475 01:26:41,410 --> 01:26:43,910 * Now the show is over 1476 01:26:43,910 --> 01:26:45,710 * Now the show is over 1477 01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:49,940 * Forever forever get around 1478 01:26:49,940 --> 01:26:51,810 * Now the show is over 1479 01:26:51,810 --> 01:26:53,610 * Now the show is over 1480 01:26:53,610 --> 01:26:57,710 * Forever forever let it burn 1481 01:26:57,710 --> 01:27:01,410 * The masquerade in the bar 1482 01:27:01,410 --> 01:27:05,570 * It was a joke let us all have a good laugh * 1483 01:27:05,570 --> 01:27:07,440 * Now the show is over 1484 01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:09,010 * Now the show is over 1485 01:27:09,010 --> 01:27:13,210 * Come with us forever get around * 1486 01:27:13,210 --> 01:27:15,110 * Now the show is over 1487 01:27:15,110 --> 01:27:16,810 * Now the show is over 1488 01:27:16,810 --> 01:27:21,110 * Come with us forever let it found * 1489 01:27:21,110 --> 01:27:24,870 * The masquerade in the back 1490 01:27:24,870 --> 01:27:29,870 * It was a joke let us all have a good laugh * 1491 01:28:54,510 --> 01:28:56,310 * Now the show is over 1492 01:28:56,310 --> 01:28:58,110 * Now the show is over 1493 01:28:58,110 --> 01:29:02,340 * Come with us forever get around * 1494 01:29:02,340 --> 01:29:04,270 * Now the show is over 1495 01:29:04,270 --> 01:29:05,940 * Now the show is over 1496 01:29:05,940 --> 01:29:10,270 * Come with us forever let it find * 103104