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My rise to the top
of the Haden High School
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food chain happened faster
than a three-second snapchat.
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But it wasn't always that way.
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A few weeks ago, I was just
like you, then I updated...
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my status and some pretty
strange things began to happen.
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I feel like I owe everyone an
explanation, so here it is.
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Oh, and by the way, I don't
play hockey.
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Or at least I
didn't, until a few weeks ago.
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Oh, come on, kid.
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Knock-knock, I'm invading
your privacy.
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Come on, get up!
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You're gonna be late for your
first day of school.
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Ugh, it smells like a wet dog
in here.
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See that guy?
Hey!
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KYLE
That was me not so long ago.
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Listen, you need to finish
putting this room together...
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so when you get home
from school today...
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I want you to start unpacking,
all right?
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Breakfast in ten.
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Wait, wait, Mom, Mom!
I don't think I feel so good.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, bud, how you doing?
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Hey, Dad. Sorry for hittin' you
up so early. Did I wake you?
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Aw, please, don't worry about
it, I had to get up early...
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giant swells this morning,
everything okay?
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This place sucks. I wish I could
be there with you.
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Listen, you just gotta hang
tough until summer, okay...
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then you're gonna be right back
here in Cali with me.
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I love you, Pop.
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I love you, too, man.
Hang in there, all right?
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Whoa!
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Oh, well, sorry about that.
Gramps!
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Still getting used to having
people in the house.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll come back
later.
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Maxi, don't play on your
phone at the table.
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I'm not playing, I'm swiping.
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Swiping?
Yes.
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Get that app off your phone,
young lady.
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Put it on my phone, though.
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Dude, you're gonna wear that
on the first day of school?
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This isn't Huntington Beach.
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Okay, eat up. The bus will be
here in ten minutes.
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I don't know why I couldn't
bring my car.
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Dad said he'd pay to have
it shipped.
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Well, I love that money is no
object for your father...
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because he doesn't make any.
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Your dad's need to relax
has gotten in the way...
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of him finding any kind
of work.
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I get it, you guys are mad
at me.
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But just bear with me,
just trust me. I have a plan.
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This is better for all of us,
all right?
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Hey, bro! You need to drop
the teen angst act.
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Mom and Dad are over. This is
the new normal. Accept it.
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Look, they're only separated.
They're not getting a divorce.
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She moved 3.000 miles to get
away from him.
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To me, that screams divorce,
but then again, I'm a realist.
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KYLE
No surf, no Dad, no car...
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senior year in Connecticut.
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23? Room 23?
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Does anybody know where
Room 23 is?
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Sorry, man, my bad.
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Hey, do you guys know
where Room 23 is?
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Cool skateboard.
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Thanks.
23?
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Yeah.
Isn't that East wing, guys?
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Yeah, I got a class there.
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Yeah, it's on the other side
of the school.
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I really appreciate it, dude.
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Not a problem... dude.
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Come on, come on, where is it?
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¶ The fourth the fifth ¶
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¶ The minor fall
The major lift ¶
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¶ The baffled king composing
Hallelujah ¶
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Hi.
Hi.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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Well, Mr...
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Kyle... Moore.
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Kyle Moore, I really hope...
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this isn't how the rest
of the year is going to go.
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Mm-hm.
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Please have a seat, Kyle.
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¶ I saw a sign of violence ¶
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¶ I saw a sign of violence ¶
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Great.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I saw you singing earlier,
you were... you were great.
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I was a little flat,
but, thank you.
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I'm Kyle.
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I'm Dani.
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Are you trying to make me
jealous?
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Brian, this is Kyle.
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Kyle, this is Brian Massey.
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Hey, man?
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Are you making a play on my
girl, Spray Tan?
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Brian, I'm not your girl, okay?
You're gay.
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37% percent technically ain't
gay, baby...
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and you were flat again today.
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Do you wanna win the Slam,
or not?
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Yes, yes, of course, I want
to win the Slam.
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Well, then, mediocrity isn't
gonna cut it.
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Okay, I'm not taking my shirt
off.
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I can not lose that much water
weight again.
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You need to step it up.
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Are you wearing women's jeans?
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No.
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Yes... my stylist picked them
out.
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Dude, you don't have a stylist.
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Okay, H & M had a flash sale,
I blacked out.
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Later, Kyle.
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Don't even think about it.
You can think about this.
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Hey, Kyle, looks like you're
acclimating nicely.
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This is my boyfriend, Xing-Fu.
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Xing, Mr. Unpopular here is my
brother, Kyle.
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Where are you from in China?
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Oh, no, he's from Connecticut.
His real name's Donald.
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But he only speaks Mandarin,
because he's so in tune...
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with his Chinese roots.
Let's go, Fu.
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What are you doing at my table?
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Sorry, I didn't know it was
yours.
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Well, it is, so beat it.
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Wait, wait, no, no, no, no,
kidding, I'm kidding.
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You thought I was serious?
That was awesome.
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No, I'm not...
I'm not a fighter.
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I know I look intimidating,
but no...
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I've never even been in a fight.
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Well, that's not true.
When I was in third grade...
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this girl kicked me
in the eggplant emoji...
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and I just fell down and cried,
and pee'd a little.
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Thanks for sharing that with me.
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Yeah. Are you really
from California?
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Yeah, I really am.
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That is gnarly. Is that how
you say gnarly?
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Sure.
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I've always wanted to go
to California...
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like just skateboard, you know,
like down the Venice boardwalk...
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and like hang out
with Snoop Dogg, you know...
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Straight Outta Compton-style,
except without, you know...
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the smokies, because
I have asthma.
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But anyways, I can't go,
because I sunburn easily...
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and I'm not really athletic.
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I'm talking a lot, sorry,
my name's Lonnie. Oh, fist bump.
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Sorry.
Bro.
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But everyone calls me Grimace.
Why Grimace?
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Oh, because everyone thinks
I look like him.
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I don't see it, dude. Dude...
I sound like a Californian.
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Yo, Grimace?
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Hey, Derek.
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I got a B-plus on my history
paper.
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Yeah, that's not good.
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That's unacceptable. Stop
eating, start studying.
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Got it, dude.
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You do that guy's homework?
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Yeah, Principal Kim makes me
"tutor" him.
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He's the best hockey player
in Connecticut.
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LONNIE He scored more
goals in two periods...
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than any other high schooler
in history.
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He's got a Youtube channel...
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and I hear the pros
are watching him.
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And then there's Charlotte,
Derek's girlfriend...
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hottest girl in the whole
school.
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The queen of Twitter, Snapchat,
Facebook...
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she's got like half a million
followers on Instagram...
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queen of all the hockey
groupies.
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They're expected to win the
state championship.
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We haven't won in like 20 years,
so it's all because of that guy.
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Yeah, well, I'm not a hockey
fan.
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Me, neither, but figure
skating's cool.
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I mean, whatever.
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Yo, Grimace!
What?
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Chocolate money shot!
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You got your milk all over
my titties.
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Did I forget to mention he has
a really accurate slap shot?
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He's good. Do I have anything
in my face?
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Oh, you got a little something
right... here.
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Yo, Point Break!
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Hey. Come on, man. I'm just
messing with you. All right?
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It's nothing personal.
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We just do it to all the new
kids. So, uh, we cool?
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Kyle! Look out!
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Oh!
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Five minutes for cross checking!
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How's that locker feel,
Point Break?
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Oh... Cali!
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Hey, come on, give me
my phone back.
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Oh, you wanna call your mommy,
Point Break?
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Oh, you can actually use
my phone.
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Give it back.
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Too slow.
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They didn't teach you
any hockey in Cali?
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Come on, Cali Boy!
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Give me my phone back.
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Whoa, they teach you manners
in California?
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All you gotta do is say please.
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Please?
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
Here, take it back.
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Nice phone, you might want
to get that looked at... pussy.
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KYLE
Mortal enemy, check.
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Hey, man, do you fix phones?
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Mm...
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You're tryin' to lock me into
a lot of do's and don't's...
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right now, you beautiful angel.
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Let me tell you something,
in a former life, I was a wolf.
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Hm, cool.
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Mm...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Your chi is way off.
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Your chakras are not aligned.
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You know what I'm saying?
The feng is not shui-ing.
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Uh-huh... can you fix my phone
or not?
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Yeah, I can fix your phone.
Let me see it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, say goodnight...
this thing's done.
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You've insta-ed your last gram,
tweeted your last twit.
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I know, you left your whole life
behind, and you're pissed.
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And the kids around here,
in pistachio khakis?
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They don't really comprendo
a surfer dude like you.
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Am I right? Or am I right?
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How did you know that?
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Because I'm here to enlighten
the load, baby.
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Mm...
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Listen, why don't you tell me
what I can do...
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to make your life a little
more namasté.
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I don't know. I just... I want
things to be different.
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Let's fly. Do it with me.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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Then nothing's gonna change.
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Don't be scared. Come on, yeah,
yeah, there you go, fly.
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Close your eyes. Do you know
what's below you?
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All the haters, and they're
pointing and they're saying...
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"Look at that beautiful,
blonde bird...
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with well-conditioned hair."
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You know what I'm saying?
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That was intense, man.
How do you feel?
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Embarrassed.
Great, me, too.
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I want to show you something.
Take a look at this.
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It's my own social media app.
It's called YOUniverse.
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When you look at this screen,
man, what do you see?
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A blank page?
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You're cute, but you are so
stupid. This is you, dude.
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Not the "you" you are,
the "you" you want to be.
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You can be anybody.
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You just gotta fill this page,
a new beginning...
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you know what I'm saying?
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Because when you put positive
vibes out in the universe...
245
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,772
the universe listens.
246
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,876
Give me your hand. Give me
your beautiful, soft hand.
247
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:03,448
Take this... and go...
to your destiny.
248
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,551
Thanks.
249
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,940
We're all made of energy,
me and you.
250
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,109
You've gotta be kidding me.
251
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,212
Whatever.
252
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,926
All you gotta do is fill
the screen, baby.
253
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,067
Pants up, hands where
I can see 'em.
254
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,136
What do you want?
I need to borrow your balcony.
255
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,171
My window's painted shut,
and I need to sneak out.
256
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,906
Where you goin'?
257
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,475
Xing-fu's taking me to
an Anime and Chill party.
258
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,278
What are you doing tonight?
That's right, nothing!
259
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,546
See ya'!
260
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,564
Good morning. Just warming up
the pipes, don't mind me.
261
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,938
Good morning, Sunshine.
262
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,239
Good morning.
263
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,275
You might want to take
a look outside.
264
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,111
Is that my car?
265
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,579
That just showed up on a truck.
266
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,515
Yes! I can't believe it.
That's my car!
267
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,251
Yes, it is, and I can't
believe it.
268
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,388
There's no way. Where's Dad?
269
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,156
Probably tanning on a beach
somewhere...
270
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,459
and look, you need to get a job,
so you can pay for the gas...
271
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,962
but I will help you
with the insurance.
272
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,432
Okay. Oh, I knew he'd come
through.
273
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,566
Yes!
274
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,570
Yeah, I thought about trying out
for the hockey team...
275
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,673
but my physician said that
I have the ankle strength...
276
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:43,241
of a ten-year-old girl.
277
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,676
But you know, multiplayer,
online gaming...
278
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,078
is my real passion...
it can get pretty physical, too.
279
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,513
Like one time, I passed out...
280
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,114
after 17 straight hours
of Warcraft.
281
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,516
Really?
Yeah, dehydration.
282
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,518
I went to the doctors
and I woke up in the ER.
283
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,621
And then, I met my girlfriend
through League of Legends.
284
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,058
She's a bikini model,
her name's Guadalupe.
285
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,592
Hey, Lonnie, can I ask you
something?
286
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,661
Have you ever heard of an app
called YOUniverse?
287
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:08,066
No, and I'm on everything,
Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest.
288
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,968
Sure, I only have like two
followers, it's my mom...
289
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,637
and my granny, and my dad
blocked me for some reason.
290
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,672
That's weird, why would you
block your own son, right?
291
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,075
I haven't talked to him about
that...
292
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,242
Wait, wait, what's YOUniverse?
293
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,684
It's just something I read
about. Gotta go, see ya'!
294
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:31,489
Cool, nothing, thanks for
starting that conversation.
295
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,359
I'll tell Guadalupe about that.
296
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,527
She's my girlfriend, Guadalupe
is my girl.
297
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,429
No one cares? Are you
on Twitter?
298
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,601
¶ We can find a way
to break through ¶
299
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,371
¶ Even if we can't find heaven ¶
300
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,473
¶ I'll walk through hell
with you ¶
301
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,508
¶ I'm gonna stand by you ¶
302
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,044
Beth! Beth, thank you very much.
303
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,647
Um, I don't mean for you to take
this personally...
304
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,518
but that was... and I say this
with the utmost respect...
305
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,389
like listening to two cats
humping... is that fair?
306
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,425
Thanks, Beth!
307
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,327
Enjoy the stage as you leave...
308
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,130
it's... it's the last time
you'll ever be on one.
309
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,365
Okay.
310
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,552
All right, off you go,
everybody...
311
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,287
who didn't make it,
you can leave.
312
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,289
Grab your... there, yes,
you're one, certainly.
313
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,657
Yes, you were terrible.
314
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,793
Okay? Thanks, gang,
have a good day.
315
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,595
All right, Dani, Brian, I'm
gonna need you up on stage.
316
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,165
Band and chorus, we got nine
weeks to do this...
317
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,332
not a lot of time.
318
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,605
Excuse me... um, sorry.
319
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,141
I'm here to audition.
320
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,276
Okay, and you are?
321
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,644
I'm Kyle Moore.
322
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,779
Are you a singer, Mr. Moore?
323
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,750
Yeah... uh, I'm classically
trained.
324
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,718
You're classically trained?
325
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,655
Yep.
326
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,591
Okay, everybody sit down, we're
gonna do one more up here.
327
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,160
You know where the stage is?
328
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,262
It's this thing.
Yeah.
329
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,098
Have a go at it.
330
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,239
All right, hey, what will
you be singing?
331
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,540
Singing?
Yeah.
332
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:34,178
Uh, it's a surprise, even to me.
333
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:39,484
I usually just let my inner rock
star do whatever he's feeling.
334
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,185
Your inner rock star?
335
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:46,524
Yeah... yeah.
336
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,726
BEARDED MAN We're all
just made of molecules, man.
337
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:53,264
We're just energy. All you have
to do, is soar!
338
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,382
What the hell?
339
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,420
Quite a surprise, Mr. Moore.
340
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:53,758
My god, that's the craziest
thing I've ever seen.
341
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,361
You must be a very lonely
person.
342
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,666
Come back when your balls drop!
343
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,636
Au revoir, mademoiselle.
344
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,838
Seriously, come back when
your balls drop.
345
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,818
Dude, I am freaking out!
346
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,620
You gotta tell me what
the deal is with...
347
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,855
Dude? Dude?
348
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,558
Hey, dude... dude!
349
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,429
Huh? Oh... I remember you.
350
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,797
You're the angry kid
with no friends.
351
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,799
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
stay with me here, listen...
352
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,502
that YOUniverse app you put on
my phone, it's insane.
353
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,973
It worked, the things that
I wished for happened.
354
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,674
Right...
355
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,643
Then some things that I wished
for didn't happen the way...
356
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,478
that I wanted them to.
I know!
357
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,579
Well?
358
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,014
Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
359
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,416
If a unicorn wrote a tweet
and then posted it...
360
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418
and then he put it up
and deleted it...
361
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,387
and then a tree fell down
in the forest...
362
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,488
does anybody even hear it?
363
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,856
What are you talking about?
364
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,458
Listen, that YOUniverse app...
365
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,577
can you tell me how
to control it?
366
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,695
Can you tell me if I can take
back something that I posted?
367
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,963
What do you want to take back?
368
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,941
Whoa, dude!
369
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,943
That's what you wished for?
370
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,812
Listen to me, man.
What?
371
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:26,317
You can't change the past,
that's crazy talk.
372
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,551
Is this forever?
373
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,353
Me and you?
374
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,489
No, no, I'm talking
about the app.
375
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,657
Oh, the app!
Yes!
376
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,759
All I know is this.
Yeah.
377
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,929
The universe is changing
thousands of times every second.
378
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,032
You just gotta update
your status.
379
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,003
Update my status.
380
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,812
Update my status,
the universe will assist.
381
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,016
My man!
382
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,552
Dad?
383
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,854
What's up!?
384
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,656
Hey.
Hey.
385
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,560
I can't believe you're here.
What are you doing here?
386
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,696
Dude, I don't even know.
387
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,798
I woke up and I was like,
I gotta get out of here...
388
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,033
I gotta go, I gotta go,
so I just did.
389
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,369
I don't know, I got on a plane.
Boom, I'm here.
390
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,804
Wow.
391
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,372
Hey, why aren't you driving
Born to Run?
392
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,674
Mom says I have to get
a job first.
393
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,776
Heard that before. Listen,
grab a sponge, all right?
394
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,878
Can't have ladies getting
in a dirty ride.
395
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,347
You got it.
396
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,083
So tell me something,
what's been happening?
397
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,886
Oh, you don't even know. I've
been skating and surfing...
398
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:39,090
every day, 12 hours a day
sometimes.
399
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:42,460
Hey! Anna Banana, how are
you doing?
400
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,764
Hey, killer, you want to
give us a second?
401
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,466
Yeah.
402
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,841
What are you doing here?
You look great.
403
00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:02,747
I forgot what those scrubs
do to you... so great.
404
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,950
I'm tellin' you, these waves
were toppin' out...
405
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,486
like at 30 feet, 30 feet!
406
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,621
That's like as big as this
house! I mean that's huge!
407
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,623
I don't think you truly
appreciate how big this is.
408
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,859
Annie, give 'em the arm wave,
show 'em, show 'em.
409
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,495
All right, this is me
on my board, right?
410
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,765
This is the 30-foot wave, look
at that! This is to scale, Maxi.
411
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:24,802
Ugh, ugh, shred, shred, bleed,
bleed, pull, snap through.
412
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:28,439
Thanks, Ann. And they were just
coming, one after the other...
413
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:31,108
and I surfed 'em, all day...
all day, Allen!
414
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,127
Into the evening, even...
415
00:23:33,128 --> 00:23:35,145
and then I fell asleep to the
sounds of that angry ocean...
416
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,981
just pounding the beach.
417
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,789
It was pretty great.
418
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:48,826
Wake up the next day and
we did it all again. What?
419
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,995
It was one of the best times
I've ever had in my entire life.
420
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:55,132
Except for the time you and I
rebuilt the Alpha Romeo.
421
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,667
That was the best time I ever
had in my life.
422
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,968
Hey, agreed! Born to Run!
423
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,970
Born to Run! Cheers to that,
my man.
424
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,539
Well, it's good to have
you back, Dad...
425
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,607
now Kyle has a shoulder
to cry on.
426
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,609
Maxi, chill out.
427
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,479
So, Darryl, what do you plan
on doing for work here?
428
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,514
Well, I connected with an old
skate buddy of mine...
429
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:12,450
who's got his own brand
out here in New Haven.
430
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,853
He's gonna hook me up with a job
doin' graphics. It's a real job.
431
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,555
So I hit the ground running
tomorrow.
432
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:23,127
But tonight, I just want to say,
that I am so happy to be here...
433
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,230
hanging out with that sexy,
little surfer chick...
434
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,998
I met 22 years ago.
435
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,701
Do you remember that girl, Anna
Banana, I think her name was?
436
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,170
Sort of.
Anna Banana.
437
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:37,975
Annie, Kyle, Maxi...
I love you guys.
438
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,244
There's no other place in the
universe I'd rather be.
439
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,547
Cheers!
Cheers!
440
00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,749
Cheers!
Cheers.
441
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,918
Cheers, Allen.
442
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,190
KYLE
So what did I do?
443
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,794
What would you do?
444
00:24:56,796 --> 00:25:01,966
All right, YOUniverse...
let's make some moves.
445
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,149
Thank you, Doris.
446
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,619
I want another shot.
Huh?
447
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,887
I want another shot.
448
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,155
Uh, you want a Castrato role
now?
449
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,224
I don't think you're gonna like
the requirements very much.
450
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:33,130
You... suck!
451
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,165
See? That's how it's
actually done...
452
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,568
because I'm actually
classically trained.
453
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,603
All right? Now get out of here.
454
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,913
Hey, can I borrow that?
455
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:53,050
¶ One two one two three ¶
456
00:25:53,052 --> 00:26:04,728
¶ Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶
457
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:10,134
¶ Never had much faith in love
or miracles uh ¶
458
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:16,307
¶ Never wanna put my heart
on the line uh ¶
459
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:23,747
¶ Swimming in your water
is something spiritual uh ¶
460
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:31,655
¶ I'm born again every time
you spend the night uh ¶
461
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,792
¶ 'Cause your sex takes me
to paradise ¶
462
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:38,062
¶ Yeah your sex takes me
to paradise ¶
463
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:43,934
¶ And it shows yeah yeah yeah ¶
464
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:50,808
¶ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶
465
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:57,948
¶ For too long for too long ¶
466
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,989
¶ Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶
467
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:10,361
¶ Ah yeah yeah ah yeah
yeah yeah yeah ¶
468
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:18,936
¶ You bring me to my knees
you make me testify ¶
469
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,940
¶ Yeah you can make a sinner
change his ways ¶
470
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:30,381
¶ Open up your gates 'cause I
can't wait to see the light uh ¶
471
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,720
¶ And right there is where
I wanna stay uh ¶
472
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:41,358
¶ 'Cause your sex takes me
to paradise ¶
473
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,895
¶ Yeah your sex takes me
to paradise ¶
474
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:50,901
¶ And it shows yeah yeah yeah ¶
475
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:57,241
¶ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶
476
00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:04,248
¶ For too long for too long ¶
477
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:10,888
¶ Yeah you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶
478
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:18,028
¶ For too long for too long ¶
479
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:23,934
¶ And you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶
480
00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:29,339
¶ For too long for too long ¶
481
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:37,815
¶ 'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven ¶
482
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:43,987
¶ For too long for too long ¶
483
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,328
¶ Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶
484
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,766
What did you think?
485
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:05,275
I had no idea what to expect
after yesterday.
486
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,845
But oh my god, you friggin'
killed it.
487
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,180
I'm so happy. I hated singing
with Brian.
488
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,015
The best part was watching
Massey freak...
489
00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:15,185
and then Mr. Moody kick him out
of chorus! So good!
490
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,121
Since when did my brother
get so many friends?
491
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,923
And who has the non-dairy,
chocolate, caramel latte?
492
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,326
That would be me, the lactose
intolerant one.
493
00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,895
Can't drink milk, because
it goes through me...
494
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:28,031
like lava through a Philippine
village, just...
495
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,967
Just really thick. Would you
like to go out sometime?
496
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,871
No, thanks.
497
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,405
Is it because of the diarrhea?
498
00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,478
Brian's here.
499
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,384
Let's go, outside, you and me,
right now.
500
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,952
Brian, just go away.
501
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,189
You no longer have the privilege
of speaking to me.
502
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,424
And when I'm selling out
the Garden...
503
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:57,361
you'll all be kissing my waxed,
platinum butt cheeks.
504
00:29:57,363 --> 00:30:00,798
Brian!
Zip it, GiGi Haddada!
505
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,833
All right, that's it!
Kyle, don't, this is stupid.
506
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:06,970
No, it's okay. Let's go.
507
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:21,251
Brian! Brian, don't do this!
Kyle!
508
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,989
Guys, come on!
509
00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:33,363
One rule... no touching my face.
This is my money maker.
510
00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,843
Whoa.
511
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:49,546
I am so gonna cream you!
512
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,916
¶ Somebody turn it up
Somebody turn it up ¶
513
00:30:52,918 --> 00:30:57,888
¶ Somebody turn it up
Somebody turn it up ¶
514
00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:02,526
¶ Somebody turn it up
Somebody turn it up ¶
515
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,368
Be like water making its way
through cracks.
516
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,070
You're dead!
Kyle!
517
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,454
Point taken. I'm good.
518
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,491
Here you go, Gramps.
Thank you.
519
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:38,228
Hey, Anime, I don't know what's
going on with this look...
520
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,529
but I am digging it, big time.
521
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:42,366
Our daughter is wearing
a dog collar.
522
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:45,335
Darryl, um, how was your
first day?
523
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:49,473
It went well. Yeah, it's just
a wait-and-see game now.
524
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,041
What do you mean, wait and see?
525
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,576
I thought you said
you had the job.
526
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,445
I do, I do, I just had
to meet my boy's partner.
527
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,915
Big dog and pony show,
you know how it is.
528
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,518
Don't worry, I got the job,
okay? Hey, killer, what gives?
529
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,053
We were supposed to meet down
at the skate park today.
530
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,688
You stood me up.
531
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,356
Sorry about that,
I got caught up.
532
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,526
He got into a fight.
You got in a fight?
533
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:12,362
Yeah, oh, yes.
Maxi.
534
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,464
You dropped him like a bad
habit, too, didn't you?
535
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,401
It wasn't a big deal, Mom.
Um, it is a big deal.
536
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:19,236
What is wrong with you?
Why are you fighting?
537
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,955
Relax, okay?
538
00:32:20,956 --> 00:32:22,673
There's nothing wrong with him,
there's not a scratch on him.
539
00:32:22,675 --> 00:32:24,274
He's looking good,
he's walking tall.
540
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,644
I taught my son not to act
like that.
541
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,414
Well, apparently he does,
and he wins.
542
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:33,083
Give me some.
543
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,620
Mom, I'm fine,
and it won't happen again.
544
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,323
Can I be excused?
Where you going?
545
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,158
Meeting up with a friend.
546
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,060
Friends, singing in the chorus,
fighting...
547
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,528
you're not that cool, dude.
548
00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,964
Get out of here, have fun,
enjoy your date.
549
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,465
Thanks. Thank you, Dad.
550
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,435
And try not to get in any
fights. See what I did.
551
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,571
Hold on a second. Why don't
you take the Alpha.
552
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,107
You're the best, Dad!
553
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,742
I am the best.
554
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,645
What?
555
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,754
Okay, where are we going?
556
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:15,092
If you could do anything
in the world, right now...
557
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,660
what would it be?
558
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:22,132
I would... ride a Ferris wheel.
559
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,369
Really?
Yeah, mm-hm.
560
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:28,071
Why?
I love Ferris wheels.
561
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:32,309
I've loved them ever since
I was a little girl.
562
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:37,080
Well, you're in luck. I just
happen to know where one is.
563
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:44,354
¶ I know that we will
last forever ¶
564
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,257
Oh, oh, no.
565
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,397
Oh my god!
You like it?
566
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:57,434
Oh, my god, this is so good.
Where did it even come from?
567
00:33:57,436 --> 00:34:02,773
One night only... and it's all
for us.
568
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,174
Come on.
569
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:07,644
This is too good.
570
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,112
Hello.
571
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,781
Well, hi.
572
00:34:10,783 --> 00:34:12,616
Right this way.
Thank you.
573
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,317
Thanks.
574
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,525
This feels right.
575
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:27,397
Whoo!
Yeah!
576
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,371
Yeah!
This is so cool.
577
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,539
Yeah, it is.
578
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,307
Everything you wanted?
579
00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,242
Oh, this is like...
this is the dream...
580
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,211
I'm obsessed with this.
581
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,247
Oh, yeah.
582
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,083
Hey, how do you like singing
with our chorus?
583
00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,751
I like it.
Yeah?
584
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,654
I just wish we were singing
something more... now.
585
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,256
Yes.
Or at least 2003.
586
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,759
Mm-hm. Mr. Moody plays
it so safe.
587
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,628
It's probably why Hayden
has never won the Slam.
588
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,330
Hm.
589
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,133
Man, it would feel so good
just to win one time.
590
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:11,208
We're gonna win the Slam
this year... I promise.
591
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,186
This is the perfect fall night.
592
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,524
I've never seen fall before.
No.
593
00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:28,725
I'm from Huntington Beach.
594
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,193
Well, you are in for a treat...
595
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,629
because nothing beats
New England falls.
596
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,633
Have you ever heard of the
Heavenly Pursuit?
597
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,401
What's that?
598
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:41,872
Okay, well, autumn is the time
of year that the moon...
599
00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:45,242
after pursuing the sun since
spring, finally catches up...
600
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:48,378
to her, but then he out
distances her...
601
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,314
and the whole pursuit begins
again.
602
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:54,284
It's kind of like two lovers
who lose one another.
603
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:57,220
But his love is so powerful...
604
00:35:57,222 --> 00:36:01,391
that he spends his entire life
trying to find her.
605
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,260
That sounds kinda tragic.
606
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:09,766
Yeah, I know, I'm a total sucker
for a tragic love story.
607
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,335
But I think every girl
wants a moon.
608
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,539
Yeah.
609
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:27,951
This has been the coolest night.
610
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,619
Yeah.
611
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,761
I don't get it.
612
00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,663
I've lived here my whole life
and no one even knows who I am.
613
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:40,964
Come on, that's not true.
614
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,732
Hi, Liza.
Who are you?
615
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,268
Lonnie Gregory, your next door
neighbor for the past 17 years.
616
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,204
Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.
617
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,940
Course not, hey, thanks for not
inviting me to your Sweet 16.
618
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,876
It was beautiful from what I saw
from the window anyways.
619
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,377
But that's what I mean, you.
620
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,979
You show up four weeks ago...
621
00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:59,349
and now your life is like this
amazing fairy tale, right?
622
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,984
I keep thinking about it...
623
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:04,221
it's a little annoying,
actually, but in a good way.
624
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,456
Okay, Lonnie, I have to tell
you something.
625
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,593
But you gotta promise me that
you won't tell anyone. Promise?
626
00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:12,262
Yeah, not even Mom.
You sure? You talk a lot.
627
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:13,663
I know I talk a lot,
just tell me.
628
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,433
Okay, okay, I have a magic app
on my phone...
629
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,402
and whatever I post on it...
comes true.
630
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:24,608
I'm sorry, what? What?
It's insane.
631
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,644
Oh my god, I have the same app,
I thought I was the only one.
632
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,412
Really?
Yeah, no, dude!
633
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,981
Come on, you lost your mind.
Lonnie, I'm telling the truth.
634
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,716
Okay, fine, if that was even
a possibility...
635
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,252
which I'm not saying that it is,
how would that even work?
636
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,488
I'll tell you, okay,
so my phone broke...
637
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,756
so I took it to the mall
to this bearded dude.
638
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,991
Bearded dude?
Bearded dude.
639
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,559
He gave me a new phone
with this app...
640
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:43,827
called YOUniverse on it.
641
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,595
The universe is always
eavesdropping.
642
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,298
There's this unicorn and if the
unicorn posts a tweet...
643
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,735
in the woods and then deletes
the tweet, does it make a sound?
644
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:55,972
Oh, man, you Californians, okay.
645
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,341
I'm not crazy. I'm telling you
the truth.
646
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:01,278
It does sound crazy, because
it's bullshit, all right?
647
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,879
Lonnie!
648
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,648
Look, if anyone understands the
need for fantasy, it's me.
649
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,984
I mean, I spend more of my time
on Azeroth than I do on earth.
650
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,819
But I don't go around trying
to convince people...
651
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,521
that I'm Archmage Khadgar
the Wizard.
652
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,423
Maybe you guys do things
differently in California.
653
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,959
Maybe it's the avocados, maybe
it's the stuff...
654
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,627
everyone's smoking, you know
what I'm saying?
655
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,496
But we don't do things
like that, no one...
656
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,930
What is that?
657
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,899
This is a gift. This is my
favorite skateboard.
658
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,468
Cool.
And I want to give it to you.
659
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,404
What?
I want you to have it.
660
00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,773
It's for you, come on.
That's so awesome.
661
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,811
That's the nose, that's
the tail, and those two bolts...
662
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,613
are what you stand on.
663
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,414
Oh, I don't know, my ankles,
remember? It's the height.
664
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,849
Lonnie.
I'm afraid of heights.
665
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,318
Get on the board.
666
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,853
Okay, here I go, um...
667
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,323
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
668
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,891
You smell like avocados.
You smell so good.
669
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,960
What do you put in your hair?
It's my hair's just...
670
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,829
You're good.
It's so high up here.
671
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,631
Does anybody get a nose bleed?
You're gonna be fine, Lonnie.
672
00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,366
How high up are we right now?
An inch.
673
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,100
An inch, that's a lot. Just...
what do I do now?
674
00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,837
You kick back and enjoy
the ride.
675
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,672
Oh, my god, I'm getting light
hands, because it's so hot.
676
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,973
Whoa, whoa! What's going on!?
677
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,875
I'm not doing anything.
Why is it taking off?
678
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,812
Whoa, I'm actually skateboard...
get out of the way!
679
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,414
Look at me!
680
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,121
Whoa, whoa...
681
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:26,396
Look at you rip, doggie!
682
00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,565
Yeah!
683
00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,133
Is that Grimace?
684
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:34,003
It's me, Lonnie, you don't know
my name, that's okay.
685
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:37,807
¶ Can't you hear what I say ¶
686
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,810
¶ Just get out of my way ¶
687
00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,851
Watch this.
688
00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:52,055
This is the coolest thing I've
ever done! Like, by far!
689
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,691
It's the best day of my life!
690
00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:59,696
Lonnie! Lonnie!
691
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:02,432
Lonnie! You all right, man?
How many fingers?
692
00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,633
You have fingers.
693
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,569
Come on, let's get you up.
694
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,504
You gotta watch what you're
eating... I mean, going.
695
00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,739
What do you think you're doing?
You could've seriously hurt him.
696
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,609
It's not my fault he's fat
and uncoordinated.
697
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,712
Yeah?
698
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:20,150
Well, if it's so easy,
why don't you try it?
699
00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:22,585
Or are you just some pussy
in a letter jacket?
700
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,861
Look at me, I'm riding
a skateboard.
701
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,630
What are you doing?
Who's the pussy now, blondie?
702
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,965
Watch this.
It's so easy.
703
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:39,035
Whoa... what? Whoa, slow down.
704
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,471
Yo, what is going on?
Yo, guys, stop this.
705
00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:44,908
Yo, Oliver! Dude, hey, dude!
706
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,544
Stop, stop! Move back away!
707
00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:02,559
Aren't you going to study
for the Spanish test?
708
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,311
I'm just gonna wing it.
709
00:41:04,312 --> 00:41:06,062
Okay, wow, you know, you are
the only person I know...
710
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,797
that never studies and gets
all A's.
711
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:13,203
You write music?
Oh, it's nothing.
712
00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:15,505
Sing something for me.
713
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,973
No.
714
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,675
Okay, shut your face,
it's not happening.
715
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,444
Dani, I don't know!
716
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,111
I've never heard of the game
Truth or Dare before!
717
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,647
What are you doing?
My mom will hear you.
718
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,816
Dani, what are you doing?
Kyle, stop it!
719
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,117
Dani, what's going on up there?
720
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,053
Nothing, Mom! Nothing!
721
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,923
Stop it. You're a freak.
722
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,625
Get over there.
723
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,663
If you so much as roll your
eyes, I swear I'll murder you.
724
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,700
All right, cross my heart
and hope to die.
725
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,505
Drowning?
726
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,840
Mm-hm, yes, I know, it sounds
a little morbid...
727
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,675
but it's really just
a conversation...
728
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,611
between two people falling
in love.
729
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,881
Yeah, leave it to me to write a
song that sounds like a eulogy.
730
00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,083
Whoa, wait, wait, wait,
you gotta sing it for me.
731
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:02,585
No, Kyle, no, you know I'm not...
Just a few verses, please?
732
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:05,021
Just a few verses, that's all
I'm asking for.
733
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,223
Agh.
734
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:22,705
¶ Seems like the love songs
have got it all wrong ¶
735
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,074
¶ I thought I would fly ¶
736
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:31,681
¶ And it's getting darker
the further we fall ¶
737
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:35,151
¶ And I'm feeling high ¶
738
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,186
That's great... here.
739
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,091
I think I got it.
740
00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:45,862
Okay.
Keep singing.
741
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:49,999
¶ Remember the time
I first saw you ¶
742
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:54,837
¶ I thought you'd be fine
and it felt so good ¶
743
00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:59,842
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶
744
00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:05,014
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶
745
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:14,791
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶
746
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:23,132
¶ My heart's at ease ¶
747
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:26,069
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning ¶
748
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:32,041
¶ Drowning in your love ¶
749
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,884
Oh!
750
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:44,153
That was bad, let me
try it again.
751
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,889
Oh... so close!
752
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,375
¶ Now I've heard there
was a secret chord ¶
753
00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:09,178
¶ That David played
and pleased the Lord ¶
754
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:13,249
¶ But you don't really care
for music do you ¶
755
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,751
Wait, guys, guys, hold on.
756
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,720
Hold up. What is it now,
Pavarotti?
757
00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:20,256
Mr. Moody, Dani and I have been
working on something...
758
00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,659
that we'd love to show you.
Kyle, what are you doing?
759
00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,193
Kyle, I've been doing
this a long time.
760
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,129
I think I know what song
is going to work.
761
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,064
I know, but Dani wrote this song
and it's tight, Mr. Moody...
762
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,399
just hear it out.
763
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:31,000
I'm sure it's very 'tight'.
764
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,003
It's just that this song
has a significance for me.
765
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,405
Why?
766
00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:37,006
Because I sang it once.
What for?
767
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,841
Mr. Pookins.
Who's Mr. Pookins?
768
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,877
My cat.
You sang a song for your cat?
769
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:45,448
My dead cat, he died,
I sang it at his funeral.
770
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,216
Sorry.
771
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,718
It was a suicide.
772
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:53,122
Can we just play the song
for you once, please?
773
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,290
You won't regret it.
774
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,460
Do the short version.
Yeah.
775
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,733
You got this.
776
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:15,978
¶ The ocean is heavy
your current is strong ¶
777
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:22,151
¶ You're pulling me deeper
been here all along ¶
778
00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:28,424
¶ Remember the time
I first saw you ¶
779
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:32,829
¶ I thought you'd be mine
and it felt so good ¶
780
00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:37,433
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶
781
00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:42,171
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶
782
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,807
I can not believe Mr. Moody is
letting us perform our song.
783
00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:47,944
Our song? It's your song,
I just helped.
784
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,479
ANNOUNCER
Tonight's the night...
785
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,013
Hawks hockey season opener,
be there, 7:00PM.
786
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,982
What is with the hockey
insanity?
787
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,884
First game of the year
is tonight.
788
00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:57,420
What's even worse is the biggest
game of the season...
789
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,288
is the same night as the Slam.
790
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:01,491
I'll be so surprised if anybody
even shows up.
791
00:46:01,493 --> 00:46:03,159
Hey, you all should
go to the Slam!
792
00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:04,861
I'm telling you, if not,
you're gonna miss out...
793
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:06,362
and you're gonna have to watch
it on YouTube.
794
00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:08,531
Yeah, go!
I'm telling you.
795
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,434
You know, nobody but you
could've got me...
796
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:16,873
to share my music, thank you,
I'm happy I met you.
797
00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,975
I'm kind of happy I met you.
798
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,810
You're so dumb.
799
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:28,351
I gotta go to class, bye.
800
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,888
Bye!
Later, gator.
801
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,258
Jesus.
Isn't that sweet?
802
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,493
The lady and the tramp were
about to have their first kiss.
803
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:39,162
What's with you, Massey?
804
00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:42,398
I Google Chrome-d you... and
there's not a single mention...
805
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,067
of you singing anywhere
before you came to Hayden.
806
00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:48,271
Something about you stinks,
and I'm gonna figure it out.
807
00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:51,307
And then I'm gonna stuff
and mount you.
808
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,815
All I'm saying is be careful...
809
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,017
things are rarely what
they appear to be.
810
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,052
Take my girlfriend from
Honduras...
811
00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,987
the bikini model, Guadalupe?
812
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,957
She turned out to be Phil
from Cleveland.
813
00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:12,461
Yeah, I got Catfished...
without the TV show!
814
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,163
What are you getting at?
815
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:15,864
I'm sayin we don't know anything
about this bearded dude.
816
00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,567
I mean, what if he turns out
to be some kind of like...
817
00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,368
you know, master of dark arts.
818
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,237
Look, anything that got my
family back together...
819
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,773
can't be bad.
820
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:26,308
Yeah, speaking of family, um,
it's my birthday Saturday...
821
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,978
and every year, we go to my
favorite place.
822
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,346
It's a Greek restaurant,
there's hummus...
823
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:31,547
and there's a belly dancer.
824
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:33,249
Hm.
Yeah, I took some lessons.
825
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:34,950
She asked me to leave,
but I'm wondering...
826
00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,419
if you wanted to go, you could
go, it's gonna be lame...
827
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,321
you probably... no, forget it.
828
00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,222
Lonnie, of course, I'm coming
to your birthday.
829
00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,342
I wouldn't miss it.
830
00:47:42,343 --> 00:47:44,460
Cool. All right, I'll just text
you all the deets and stuff.
831
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:53,936
That guy is such a douche.
Yeah, but he's Emperor Douche.
832
00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:55,605
And you just joined the chorus,
so you're kind of like...
833
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,073
at the bottom of the barrel,
too, you know?
834
00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,441
Jealous, Chorus Boy?
835
00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:01,427
No.
Hey!
836
00:48:01,428 --> 00:48:04,412
Oh, gettin' a little angry?
No one cares about Kyle Moore.
837
00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:06,549
I own this school and there's
not a damn thing...
838
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:07,650
you can do about it.
839
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,219
Down... boy.
840
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:17,894
Jokes on him, this is how I eat
my mashed potatoes, so...
841
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:19,128
Somebody has to bring that guy
in check.
842
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,463
Yeah, somebody's gotta check
him.
843
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,365
It would be kind of cool
if you went out...
844
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:24,967
for the hockey team, though,
right, beat him at his own game?
845
00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:28,070
Our own little miracle on ice.
846
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,172
That would be so rad, dude,
so rad.
847
00:48:30,174 --> 00:48:34,377
Yeah, it would.
848
00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,479
Let's go! Let's go!
849
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,048
Pass it!
850
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:47,423
Come on! What are you, girls?
Let's go!
851
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,992
Come on, get up, you push!
That's the best you got?
852
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,528
You skate like my sister.
Bring it in!
853
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,430
Two-on-two back check drill.
854
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,065
If we're gonna beat the
Bulldogs...
855
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,301
we gotta get this right.
856
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,303
Look who it is.
857
00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:03,339
Set it up!
Whoa.
858
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:11,647
Can I... can I help you
with something?
859
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,649
I want a try-out, Coach.
860
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,619
Try-outs are over, all right?
861
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,956
That's too bad. I'm way
better than Derek.
862
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:23,392
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's
a pretty big claim, son.
863
00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:28,698
Let's hope you can back that up.
The ice is yours.
864
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,300
Can't wait to see this.
865
00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:46,148
No, YOUniverse, we're here to
play hockey. No, no, no, no!
866
00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:51,087
Not again!
867
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:56,292
What are you doing?
868
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,697
Whoa!
869
00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:11,607
You can't even do that.
870
00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:17,213
I can't look away.
That is so beautiful.
871
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,288
Holy smokes!
872
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:36,165
That's not what I meant.
873
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:39,235
Well, kid, you're no Wayne
Gretzy, but guess what...
874
00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:42,538
you made the team. Boys, meet
your new equipment manager.
875
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:46,709
All right! Play time's over.
Let's go! Set 'em up.
876
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,377
Nice one, Cali.
877
00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:56,185
Wayne Gretzky. Why didn't
I think of that.
878
00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:59,121
All right, let's try this again,
shall we?
879
00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:10,433
Hey, bitches! Where you goin'?
I'm not done yet.
880
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:16,806
Okay, Frozen, let's see you
score on the goalie.
881
00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,407
Wreck him.
882
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,142
Get the ice packs ready.
883
00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:31,587
Get him!
884
00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:40,296
Come on!
885
00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:48,370
¶ Like a boss
We are the wild beast ¶
886
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:54,443
¶ It's a bloody feast ¶
887
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:59,648
¶ Like a boss
We put you on the ice ¶
888
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:06,622
¶ Throw in the towel
You are the sacrifice ¶
889
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:12,128
¶ We are the warriors
We take the low road ¶
890
00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:13,863
First line, get out there!
891
00:52:13,865 --> 00:52:17,366
Not you, Lowe, stay put.
How you feeling, baby?
892
00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:19,852
I could go all night.
893
00:52:19,853 --> 00:52:22,337
Well, then get out there and
take the face off! Jeez!
894
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,607
Come on! Come on! All right,
whoo!
895
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,780
How good is he?
Okay, Kyle!
896
00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:34,350
What are you doing? Why aren't
you out there?
897
00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,552
Let's go. Come on, boys!
898
00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,561
¶ I am your champion ¶
899
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,633
¶ You're a great survivor ¶
900
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,705
¶ You got my moves man ¶
901
00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,943
¶ This kid's on fire ¶
902
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:08,250
¶ You can't get the message ¶
903
00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:13,189
¶ I'm writing your history ¶
904
00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:18,561
¶ Stand back as I roll up ¶
905
00:53:18,563 --> 00:53:22,464
¶ I owe your soul to the
sunshine ¶
906
00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:25,701
¶ I am your champion ¶
907
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:31,473
¶ This kid's on fire ¶
908
00:53:31,475 --> 00:53:38,847
Kyle, you're so cool!
909
00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,516
Hey.
What up?
910
00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:41,984
What are you wearing?
911
00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:44,253
It's pretty sweet, right?
912
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:47,323
You'll never guess, I just saw a
bunch of kids rocking my jersey!
913
00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:49,458
Wow.
I can't believe it, it's insane.
914
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,627
You know, you missed rehearsal
this morning.
915
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,930
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
916
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,333
I couldn't sleep last night
after the game.
917
00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,118
But it won't happen again.
918
00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,902
You know, I'm a little worried
you're not gonna have...
919
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,872
enough time for rehearsal now.
920
00:54:02,873 --> 00:54:04,840
You know that the Slam
is the same night as the game.
921
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:08,844
Dani, Chorus is way more
important to me than hockey.
922
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:10,312
I'll make it work.
923
00:54:14,318 --> 00:54:17,553
Dude! I got 2.000 likes
on my last Instagram post.
924
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,389
What? Every time I post
something, I lose followers.
925
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,458
Hey, so, my parents...
926
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,926
they are super stoked to meet
you Saturday.
927
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,828
Oh, yeah, I'm psyched to meet
them, too, man.
928
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,797
Yeah, this is funny, they
actually don't think you exist.
929
00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,733
My dad sat me down the other day
and he was like...
930
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,434
"Is this 'Kyle' another
'Gary Wiggins'?"
931
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,203
Who's Gary Wiggins?
932
00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:35,971
He was my imaginary friend
when I was a kid.
933
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,473
Not anymore, because he moved
away...
934
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,025
he didn't leave a forwarding
address.
935
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,576
Anyway, my parents are super
excited that you're coming...
936
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:42,745
so I'm stoked for them to see
that you're real.
937
00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:45,948
Moore!
938
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,950
What's up?! Good, man,
how are you?
939
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:51,487
Moore, come sit with us, my man.
We're celebrating tonight's win.
940
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:54,590
That's all right. I'll catch up
with you guys tomorrow.
941
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,208
No, no, go with them.
942
00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,825
No, I gotta go home anyways
and do some gaming.
943
00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,029
I'm a gamer, so...
You sure?
944
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,431
Yeah, no, celebrate.
Cool.
945
00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:03,532
Yeah, go.
Okay.
946
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:04,733
Come on.
Yeah...
947
00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,468
There he is.
948
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,372
So, where's Derek?
949
00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:11,674
Probably picking the splinters
out of his ass...
950
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,125
from sitting all game.
951
00:55:13,126 --> 00:55:14,575
The Zamboni saw more ice time
than he did.
952
00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:15,978
Can I get you anything?
953
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:18,080
Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger,
fries and a shake.
954
00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:22,985
Oh my god, Cassie, what are you
gonna name your food baby?
955
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:27,656
J-k, obviously, I'll just take
a stick of celery, please.
956
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,026
Hi.
Hi?
957
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,594
I'm Charlotte.
Yeah, I know.
958
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:34,580
Cool.
959
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,565
So how's it feel to be the guy
that everyone's talking about?
960
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,033
I don't know if that's true.
961
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,671
I bought a new perfume.
Do you want to smell me?
962
00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:49,878
Uh... yeah. I do, I mean, sure.
963
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,023
Do you like it?
964
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:02,124
I-I love it.
965
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,793
I'm not wearing any perfume.
966
00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:08,997
Cassie's having a party
this Saturday.
967
00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,799
I am?
968
00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:14,770
Oh, right, that party,
of course... I am.
969
00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,772
Do you have plans?
970
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,408
Saturday, no, I don't
think so, no.
971
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,910
Well, now you do.
972
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,982
¶ Tonight is the night
You know we gonna run ¶
973
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:30,486
¶ We do this all the time
All right tonight's the night ¶
974
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,788
¶ Yeah you know
I'm in the mood ¶
975
00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,824
¶ Yeah you know we shine so
bright tonight's the night ¶
976
00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:38,460
¶ You know that's how we do ¶
977
00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:41,130
¶ So Baby Girl come on take
flight tonight's the night ¶
978
00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,665
¶ Yeah you know we're coming
through ¶
979
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:47,669
¶ I'm ah make you feel
all right tonight's the night ¶
980
00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:49,438
¶ Hey yo step up on the scene ¶
981
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,174
¶ Gotta stay fresh so fly
super clean ¶
982
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:00,783
What's up, man?
983
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:01,984
Where you been, bro?
Everyone's out back.
984
00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:03,819
Come on, let's go, let's go.
985
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:11,794
My man! Hey, you look thirsty.
Let's go.
986
00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:13,896
No one told me it was
a costume party.
987
00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:15,697
Don't worry about it, bro.
988
00:57:15,699 --> 00:57:19,034
Boys! The man of the hour
has arrived!
989
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:25,641
To hockey! One-timers, slap
shots and kick saves!
990
00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:29,678
Bone crushing hits that send
opponents to their graves.
991
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,214
Hat tricks, power plays and
crosschecks.
992
00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:35,217
Hayden Hawks hockey, it's better
than sex!
993
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,220
Drink up, boys.
994
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:46,795
It's the golden boy,
the king of the ice.
995
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:50,532
Just remember, ice breaks,
and when it does...
996
00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:52,601
all these people are gonna do...
997
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:57,105
is hold your little, blonde hair
under the water.
998
00:58:01,946 --> 00:58:03,512
Don't worry about that.
999
00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:05,180
He's just sore 'cause Charlotte
cut him loose.
1000
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,849
Charlotte broke up with him?
1001
00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:10,619
OMG. Are you gonna pay any
attention to me tonight or what?
1002
00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:12,120
Hey, Cassie, sick party.
1003
00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:18,227
Do you like my costume?
I'm a very naughty brave.
1004
00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:22,598
Of course, I like it...
I wore it last year.
1005
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,766
I don't remember th...
1006
00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:27,936
Want to go for a walk?
1007
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,538
Yeah.
1008
00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:37,212
Damn, he just made Derek
disappear.
1009
00:58:47,258 --> 00:58:48,857
What?
1010
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,259
We thought you were over this.
1011
00:58:50,261 --> 00:58:52,761
Kyle is real, Mom! Okay?
1012
00:58:52,763 --> 00:58:54,997
He's not another Gary Wiggins!
1013
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:58,634
Of course, he's not.
1014
00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:04,840
So, you break up with Derek?
1015
00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,642
I think we just grew apart.
1016
00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,278
I'm extremely driven, and I want
the best of everything...
1017
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,246
life has to offer, and Derek,
well...
1018
00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:12,981
he seems to be skating
backwards.
1019
00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,150
I have over five million social
media followers.
1020
00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:17,286
I take more AP classes
than anyone else.
1021
00:59:17,288 --> 00:59:19,621
And I'm a state champion tennis
player.
1022
00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:23,825
I don't even like tennis,
it's boring. What about you?
1023
00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:25,761
Do you want the best of
everything life has to offer?
1024
00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:29,631
Yeah, yeah, I guess, I do.
1025
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,934
Well, you're on your way.
1026
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:37,673
You have the looks, the grades,
the popularity.
1027
00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:42,044
You're just missing one detail.
1028
00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:43,612
What's that?
1029
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,915
Me.
1030
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,818
Without me, you'll be idolized.
1031
00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:53,055
But with me, you'll be deified.
1032
00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:58,293
So, do you want me, Kyle?
Because I want you.
1033
00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:04,166
Sorry. Oh, no! I totally forgot.
I gotta go, I'm so sorry.
1034
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:08,003
Kyle... our lives are made up
of seemingly simple decisions.
1035
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:13,375
This decision, right here,
right now, is one of yours.
1036
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:17,212
So you have to ask yourself...
1037
01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:24,086
do you want to be a god
or don't you?
1038
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,943
Dani! Dani, wait!
1039
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,812
Sorry.
1040
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,215
Hey, are you okay?
1041
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:55,083
You know, that was a really cute
picture Charlotte posted...
1042
01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:56,952
of the two of you, at least,
I think it was you.
1043
01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,187
You know, I couldn't quite
tell...
1044
01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,421
because she was practically
swallowing your face.
1045
01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:02,591
I was gonna tell you, th...
1046
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:05,760
Why? We're just buddies.
You don't owe me anything.
1047
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:11,099
I'm happy for you, Kyle,
you're the new Derek.
1048
01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:16,204
Hey! Hey! I'm still me.
1049
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:19,941
Are you sure about that?
1050
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,714
Lonnie. Lonnie!
1051
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:29,851
Moore! Yeah, baby, let's go!
1052
01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:35,824
Come on, now, kid!
Moore, wake up!
1053
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:38,360
I've seen better hands
on a clock!
1054
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:42,764
Now get your head out of your
backside! Skate!
1055
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,267
Oh, come on!
1056
01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,440
Congratulations, boys...
1057
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:53,909
that was the worst practice
we have ever had!
1058
01:01:58,449 --> 01:02:00,415
What's up, Grimace?
Do it, Grimace.
1059
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,424
Hey.
What do you want?
1060
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,760
Look, I'm sorry I missed your
party, all right?
1061
01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:14,463
You embarrassed me. I thought we
were friends.
1062
01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:17,933
We are. Look, you don't have
to be the person...
1063
01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,835
people pick on anymore.
1064
01:02:19,836 --> 01:02:21,736
You want to go on your magic app
and change me, too?
1065
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:28,276
Yes! Yes, you can be whoever,
whatever you want.
1066
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:30,912
We can rule the school together.
We can do whatever.
1067
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:34,416
I am who I want to be.
You're the one who changed.
1068
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:38,253
You know what? You, and that
thing... that's a virus.
1069
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,790
You've catfished yourself.
1070
01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:57,873
MAN
Alden residence.
1071
01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,509
Kyle Moore... here.
1072
01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:31,173
Hey... oh, no, Kyle.
1073
01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:32,407
What? What's wrong?
1074
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,209
You drove that old thing here?
1075
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,311
Charlotte, it's a classic
Alfa Romeo.
1076
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:39,181
Hide it and take it around the
back and park it with the help.
1077
01:03:48,926 --> 01:03:51,827
Say something.
1078
01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:55,864
So, Mr. Alden, Charlotte tells
me you're a lawyer?
1079
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,265
Where did you say you were
from again, Carl?
1080
01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:59,334
It's Kyle, Daddy.
1081
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,869
California, sir.
1082
01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:03,505
Sun-baked hippies. What does
your father do for work?
1083
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,574
He was a professional
skateboarder.
1084
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:08,844
Professional... skate...
boarder.
1085
01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:11,213
But now, well, he's an
entrepreneur.
1086
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,349
Entrepreneur, that's a fancy
word for 'unemployed'.
1087
01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:20,288
Kyle just got named captain
of the hockey team.
1088
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:23,358
Brutish sport. I'm going to cut
to the chase.
1089
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,393
You're a nice looking,
young man.
1090
01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:28,864
But the truth is, you're just
not one of us.
1091
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,866
Daddy, he's the most popular
boy at school!
1092
01:04:30,868 --> 01:04:33,368
It's for the best, trust me,
poopy.
1093
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,936
Dad!
Can I use the bathroom?
1094
01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:37,038
Masterson, show the boy
to the washroom...
1095
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,342
and make sure he doesn't
steal anything.
1096
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:44,212
Now, poopy, don't pout,
you'll give yourself wrinkles.
1097
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:48,650
Not one of you, huh?
1098
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,926
Let's see what you think
of me now.
1099
01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:01,096
So, how are we doin' in here?
1100
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:04,099
Kyle! I was starting to miss
you, son. Weren't we, Pet?
1101
01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,034
We certainly were.
1102
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,570
Daddy? Are you feeling okay?
1103
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,105
Never been better.
1104
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:14,342
And Kyle, call me Dutch,
Mr. Alden sounds so stodgy.
1105
01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:17,312
Well, Dutch, you are a bit
'stodgy'.
1106
01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:21,149
To be honest, I don't know
how Kathy puts up with you.
1107
01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:31,293
You son-of-a-gun.
1108
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,028
You're terrible.
1109
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,330
He's so awful, it takes me
three of these...
1110
01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:37,198
just to get through dinner!
1111
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:43,238
She's plowed 24/7. I'm so awful,
I can't stand to be around me!
1112
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,674
Just trying to get away
from myself.
1113
01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:50,245
Hey, Masterson, can you stand
me? Be honest. He hates my guts!
1114
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,715
I think it's time for dessert.
1115
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,685
Kyle, would you give me a hand
in the kitchen?
1116
01:05:56,687 --> 01:05:58,420
I'd love to.
1117
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,091
Look.
Enough of that.
1118
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:06,995
You're the greatest. Now there's
a real man.
1119
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,966
Mm, smells good, what's cookin',
Kath?
1120
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,604
You and me.
1121
01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:19,274
Mrs. Alden, what are you doing?
1122
01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:23,611
Let's run away together,
far, far away from here.
1123
01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,714
Uh, your husband's in the
other room.
1124
01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:29,284
I love you. You need someone
more flexible.
1125
01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,753
I was a ballerina, you know.
1126
01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:33,688
That's great, whoa!
1127
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,256
Oh, I like that game.
1128
01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:37,225
This is out of control.
This needs to stop right now.
1129
01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:41,296
I'm totally out of control
and I don't give a damn!
1130
01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,331
Hi, Pet.
No, no, no, stop!
1131
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,400
Hey!
1132
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:52,607
Come to me, my little pet.
Come to me!
1133
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:56,044
Mrs. Alden, chill!
Just don't ever say no.
1134
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:57,712
Stop! Stop!
1135
01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:01,783
Oh, oh, yes! Oh, baby!
1136
01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:04,586
More... what?
1137
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,700
Okay. Come on, don't do this
to me, YOUniverse!
1138
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,236
YOUniverse, come on, what are
you doing?
1139
01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:24,272
Kyle! Come back, Kyle!
1140
01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:29,177
Take me with you!
Oh god!
1141
01:07:29,179 --> 01:07:30,712
Take me to Paris!
1142
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:32,047
Oh, you didn't!
1143
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,782
Wear berets!
Oh, goodness!
1144
01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,085
Frère Jacques! Frère Jacques...
1145
01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:41,222
Send me nudes!
1146
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,660
Wait up, wait up, two minutes!
1147
01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,232
What?
1148
01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:56,071
Uh, excuse me, ma'am?
1149
01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,672
Excuse me, have you seen the
Bearded Dude?
1150
01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,507
Could you be a little more
specific?
1151
01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,810
Real weird, makes bird noises...
1152
01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:06,548
he had a kiosk over here
and he sold phones.
1153
01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,283
Are you sure you're in the
right mall?
1154
01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:09,784
Because we don't allow sales
carts in here.
1155
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:12,220
Yes, I'm in the right mall.
I've seen him here twice!
1156
01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,489
Sir, are you under the
influence?
1157
01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,157
I'm not even old enough
to drink.
1158
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,192
I need the YOUniverse app!
1159
01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:21,629
Sorry.
1160
01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:45,854
Maxi? What's going on?
1161
01:08:45,856 --> 01:08:47,455
They're fighting again.
1162
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,190
And I know you didn't
get that job.
1163
01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:51,826
It fell through,
I mean seriously...
1164
01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:54,262
what do you want me to do,
put in an application...
1165
01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:56,197
at the local coffee shop?
1166
01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:57,832
Let me tell you something...
1167
01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:59,466
that's never gonna happen,
because that ain't me, babe.
1168
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:03,638
I did not ask you to come here,
but you came here on your own.
1169
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,274
I don't why. Do you want
it to work?
1170
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,910
Show me that you're trying!
You need to be responsible.
1171
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:11,179
Don't come at me with
responsibility...
1172
01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:12,480
you always do that.
1173
01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,749
Listen, I know about
responsibility, all right?
1174
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:16,684
Oh, do you?
Yes.
1175
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,670
Do you?
Yes.
1176
01:09:18,671 --> 01:09:20,655
You know, Kyle still thinks that
you wanted him...
1177
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:24,225
to live with you, and I pulled
him away from his dad...
1178
01:09:24,227 --> 01:09:28,196
and moved him across country,
because I'm a bad person.
1179
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:32,534
And I don't dare tell him
the truth, I don't dare...
1180
01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:36,504
it would break his heart.
1181
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:40,441
I'm sick of covering for you
all the time...
1182
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:42,644
I'm sick of being the
bad person.
1183
01:09:55,859 --> 01:10:00,895
Who took a dump in Anthony's
trumpet? Nobody?
1184
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:04,532
Because that's what it sounded
like. So let's try that again.
1185
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,201
One, two, three...
1186
01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:09,671
¶ You took on the love
and played the fool ¶
1187
01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:14,742
¶ I found there's no getting
over you ¶
1188
01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:19,714
All right, the only problem
I have with what you just did...
1189
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,916
is that it sounded terrible.
1190
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:24,719
You know what?
1191
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,521
Whatever's going on between you
two, figure it out, fast.
1192
01:10:28,758 --> 01:10:30,258
All right, from the top,
here we go.
1193
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,859
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
1194
01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:35,663
You can't do it? It's your song.
You wrote it!
1195
01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:38,533
You're gonna have to do
it without me.
1196
01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:47,575
Wait. You shouldn't quit...
I should.
1197
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,944
No, no, no, actually, you
shouldn't quit, either.
1198
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,247
Neither should... stop quitting!
Everybody stop quitting!
1199
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:55,383
The Slam is in five days,
you can not quit, Kyle.
1200
01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,353
I just did.
1201
01:11:17,007 --> 01:11:18,573
PRINCIPAL KIM
All right, let's make some...
1202
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:19,974
noise, 'cause Coach Milligan...
1203
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:25,513
and our undefeated,
hot hockey team!
1204
01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:31,386
Thank you. Thanks. We came in
second place last year.
1205
01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:34,389
One point shy of our first trip
to the state championship...
1206
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:38,293
in 20 long, agonizing years.
1207
01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:42,363
The last 365 days have been
very tough on coach.
1208
01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:45,566
I shed a lot of tears. My wife
and dog left me.
1209
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:49,637
I woke up one morning naked
in a chicken coop.
1210
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,540
And I might have killed a man.
1211
01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:58,945
But that is all in the past,
because tomorrow night...
1212
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:01,616
we get our first shot
at redemption. Yes!
1213
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:08,056
The reign of the Bulldogs
is over!
1214
01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:11,459
This is the year of the Hawks!
1215
01:12:15,398 --> 01:12:17,965
I would like to hand the stage
over to the captain...
1216
01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:21,536
of our team and the man who is
gonna lead us all the way...
1217
01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:25,840
to the Connecticut Cup,
Kyle Moore!
1218
01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:39,387
Wow, thanks, thanks so much.
1219
01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:41,656
It's been a fast and furious
ride ever since I got here.
1220
01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:44,692
Don't you mean fast and
fraudulent ride?
1221
01:12:56,773 --> 01:13:01,743
He's got you all believing he's
a singer, and a hockey player...
1222
01:13:01,745 --> 01:13:06,914
and worst of all...
a heterosexual.
1223
01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:13,054
But he's none of these things.
Not without his magic app!
1224
01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:18,426
He's got a magic app on his
phone that allows him...
1225
01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:21,596
to be whoever and whatever
he wants!
1226
01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:25,433
This boy you all worship
is a lie!
1227
01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:31,038
You're an idiot! Boo!
1228
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,608
It's the truth! I'm telling you!
1229
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,477
Did you hear me? It's a magic
app! On his phone!
1230
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:37,812
All right, come on, let's go,
buddy.
1231
01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:42,650
He's a nobody! He's a... nobody!
1232
01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:47,855
Wait, wait, hold on, I gotta be
honest about some things.
1233
01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,957
It's true, four or five weeks
ago, I'd never played...
1234
01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,693
a game of hockey in my life,
I never ice skated.
1235
01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:53,828
I've never even held a stick.
1236
01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,897
He's like the Roy Hobbs
of hockey!
1237
01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:58,533
No, listen to me. I don't
deserve any of this attention.
1238
01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:01,202
I'm...
An incredibly modest superstar!
1239
01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:04,071
No! I'm trying to tell you!
I'm a fake, a phony!
1240
01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:05,173
I don't even know who I am...
1241
01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:07,008
A role model to everyone
here tonight.
1242
01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,109
Exactly!
1243
01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,562
Unless we lose to the
Bulldogs...
1244
01:14:10,563 --> 01:14:13,014
and then he's dead to everyone
of us. Let's light this fire!
1245
01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:26,661
Kyle?
1246
01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:32,934
Dani... Dani, wait, please.
1247
01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:35,670
What do you want from me, Kyle?
You have everything.
1248
01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:38,573
You have the fame, the glory.
You even have the girl.
1249
01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,074
What more could you possibly
want?
1250
01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:43,744
I don't want any of it. This,
these clothes, this isn't me.
1251
01:14:43,746 --> 01:14:44,979
You know that.
1252
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,181
If I could take it all back
right now...
1253
01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:49,217
if I could erase everything,
I would.
1254
01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:52,787
Okay, then why don't you?
Because I... I can't.
1255
01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:54,689
You can't?
1256
01:14:56,559 --> 01:15:01,996
Look... everything Brian
said was true.
1257
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:04,065
There's this app and everything
I wish for comes true.
1258
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,200
And I wished that I could sing,
so I could get close to you...
1259
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,769
and then it happened, and then,
so did everything else.
1260
01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:10,738
And I... I wanna take it
all back, Dani...
1261
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:13,808
but there's nothing I can do.
1262
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:16,277
Let me just get this straight.
1263
01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:19,814
You've been a jerk,
because of an app?
1264
01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:20,948
I know it sounds crazy.
1265
01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,285
You know what's even crazier?
1266
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:28,589
I wrote Drowning the day after
you took me on the Ferris wheel.
1267
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,579
Hey, can I have your autograph?
1268
01:15:51,581 --> 01:15:52,980
It's been a really long...
1269
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,653
Turn down for what!?
1270
01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:18,906
You ready to get up?
1271
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,141
I'm not going to school today.
1272
01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,610
What now?
1273
01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:26,581
I just don't want to go.
1274
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,349
Well, that's not really
a reason.
1275
01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,785
You have to convince me
to let you stay home.
1276
01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:33,621
What is it? What's going
on with you?
1277
01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:43,364
I posted some things on social
media, and I've hurt people.
1278
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:47,835
And it all keeps getting worse,
and I've really messed up.
1279
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:57,745
Okay, well, when you mess up,
and you're gonna mess up...
1280
01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,747
the only thing you can do
is take ownership of it...
1281
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:02,383
and try to make it right,
that's it.
1282
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,652
It's like ripping off
a Band-aid.
1283
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:07,989
It's gonna hurt, but just
do it and it's done.
1284
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:12,893
And look, social media, that
stuff isn't real, you know that.
1285
01:17:12,895 --> 01:17:16,864
It's just everybody's highlight
reel of the stuff they want...
1286
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:19,133
you to see, it's all bullshit.
1287
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,770
It's bullshit with a filter
on it, to make it look pretty.
1288
01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:26,374
Let's eat. Get up!
1289
01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:33,080
Hey, Mom... you look really
pretty today.
1290
01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:36,917
Thank you... but you still
have to go to school.
1291
01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,092
Good morning, family, huh?
1292
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,828
What's for breakfast?
I'm starving.
1293
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,880
French toast.
1294
01:17:49,881 --> 01:17:51,931
French toast, sounds good.
Hey, you know what?
1295
01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:53,417
You and I ought to go down
to the park...
1296
01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,901
and do some skating today,
that's what we should do.
1297
01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:57,905
Well, how's that job going, Dad?
1298
01:17:57,907 --> 01:18:00,941
Wow, right out of the gates,
huh? Just...
1299
01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:06,247
Well, if you gotta know,
that one didn't pan out.
1300
01:18:06,249 --> 01:18:08,816
I gotta lot of good leads,
though, so don't sweat it.
1301
01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,918
More importantly, do we
got any powdered sugar...
1302
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,037
to go with that French toast?
1303
01:18:13,038 --> 01:18:15,155
Only Annie knows the answer.
Annie, talk to me!
1304
01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,224
Powdered sugar!
1305
01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:19,760
Wait, Mom, sit down.
1306
01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:24,699
You okay, killer? You're acting
a little weird.
1307
01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:26,284
I'm fine.
1308
01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:27,868
But Mom's not getting your
breakfast today...
1309
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:32,106
or any other day, the free
ride stops right now.
1310
01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:34,241
What are you... what are you
talkin' about?
1311
01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:35,476
What's going on here?
Did I miss something?
1312
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,111
Did you say something to him?
Darryl.
1313
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,745
Clearly you said something
to him, he's all worked up.
1314
01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:39,814
Leave her out of this.
I didn't say anything.
1315
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:41,082
This is about you and me.
Is it?
1316
01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,850
Yeah.
All right.
1317
01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:45,086
Well, what is it about
you and me?
1318
01:18:50,993 --> 01:18:55,796
When Mom moved me away from you,
I was so angry...
1319
01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:58,733
and hurt, and alone.
1320
01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:02,870
She took me away from my best
friend, my hero.
1321
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:08,442
I would have done anything for
you to come back in my life...
1322
01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:15,483
but the truth is, you didn't
even want me.
1323
01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:18,185
You didn't even want me.
1324
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:22,857
I was so wrong, and I made Mom
go through hell because of it.
1325
01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:26,827
But Mom, Maxi and I, we deserve
somebody who wants to be...
1326
01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,097
with us, and you deserve
to live your life.
1327
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:35,002
As hard as that is,
I get it now.
1328
01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:39,073
Maxi? You feel the same way?
1329
01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:45,079
Grampa, I know how you feel.
1330
01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:47,515
All right.
1331
01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:53,888
I guess you're the man of the
house... congratulations.
1332
01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,857
I'm gonna go get my breakfast
elsewhere.
1333
01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:10,805
Xing-fu, hey.
Hey.
1334
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,474
Xing-fu.
1335
01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:17,444
Hey, Kyle...
1336
01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,281
I'm sorry for being
such a lousy, little sister.
1337
01:20:20,283 --> 01:20:23,450
I could do a lot worse.
1338
01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,874
Hi, Mr. Gregory?
Yes?
1339
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:50,110
I'm Kyle Moore, I just wanted to
drop by and say hello...
1340
01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:51,245
I'm Lonnie's friend.
1341
01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:55,950
Good god in heaven, you're real.
1342
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:58,886
Honey! Honey! Come quick!
1343
01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:00,387
What is it?
1344
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,490
This is Kyle, Lonnie's friend!
1345
01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:07,361
Did he put you up to this?
Is he paying you?
1346
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:11,298
No, Lonnie's really my friend,
to be honest...
1347
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,634
he's actually my best friend.
1348
01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:27,882
Hey, Lonnie.
1349
01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,419
I gotta go, but it was great
meeting you guys.
1350
01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,587
The pleasure's ours.
1351
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:36,991
Come back again! Soon! Please!
1352
01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:42,563
Lonnie! Wait up, man!
1353
01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:45,099
Leave me alone, Kyle.
1354
01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:47,401
Hey, don't push off with your
front foot, that's mongo.
1355
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,537
Don't tell me what to do.
1356
01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:53,908
Hey, so get this, I met this guy
in Cleveland...
1357
01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:56,043
says he's a bikini model
named Phil.
1358
01:21:58,681 --> 01:22:00,981
You're lucky you're
my only friend.
1359
01:22:02,985 --> 01:22:04,585
I'm back, buddy.
1360
01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,402
Kyle? Kyle! What are you doing?
1361
01:22:25,508 --> 01:22:28,108
If it isn't the prince
of popularity.
1362
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,245
What are you doing over here
with us lepers?
1363
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,947
You don't look so good, bud.
1364
01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:36,317
Well, let's see, I lost my girl,
I lost my scholarships.
1365
01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:38,252
Coach demoted me to fourth line.
1366
01:22:38,254 --> 01:22:40,121
My friends want nothing to do
with me...
1367
01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:41,989
and now my dad's talking about
sending me to military school.
1368
01:22:41,991 --> 01:22:46,260
So yeah, life's great,
I'm doing fantastic.
1369
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:47,361
You got something on your face.
1370
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,495
I don't care.
1371
01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:51,365
What is Kyle doing with that
loser?
1372
01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:53,200
So gross.
I can't believe I dated him.
1373
01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:58,305
I can't believe I slept...
through third period.
1374
01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,444
LOL.
1375
01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,746
Come on, Derek, where's that
clean cut, confident guy...
1376
01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:07,648
that I hated a few months ago?
1377
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,984
He's you now. I gotta go.
1378
01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:13,087
Wait, wait, wait.
1379
01:23:13,089 --> 01:23:18,092
Look, man, this isn't me.
I don't want to be this guy.
1380
01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:20,160
I want to help you get
on top again.
1381
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:22,329
I don't know what your game is,
all right, but if you're...
1382
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,365
looking to bury me some more,
give it your best shot.
1383
01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:29,036
There's no angle here. I just
want to make things right.
1384
01:23:32,308 --> 01:23:35,776
¶ I thought you'd be mine
and it felt so good ¶
1385
01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:40,214
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶
1386
01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:43,083
¶ Love your kiss your touch... ¶
1387
01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:47,021
Hold on, everybody. Hold on,
thank you.
1388
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:51,325
Dani... what's the matter,
honey, talk to me.
1389
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,694
I'm so sorry.
1390
01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:58,499
I'm sorry, it's the song,
it was written as a duet...
1391
01:23:58,501 --> 01:23:59,800
I don't think I can sing it.
1392
01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:03,070
It's beautiful and you sing
it so well.
1393
01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:04,805
It just doesn't feel right
anymore.
1394
01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:10,811
Is there any way we could go
back to Hallelujah... please?
1395
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:20,454
Oh, my god, these girls with
their boy problems.
1396
01:24:20,456 --> 01:24:23,457
Okay, everybody, Hallelujah,
from the top.
1397
01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:25,125
All right,
you remember how that goes.
1398
01:24:25,127 --> 01:24:27,261
Horns, you want to get your
spittle out now...
1399
01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:30,664
so we don't have to watch
that later? Here we go.
1400
01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:39,139
Whoa... Charlotte, hey,
didn't see you stalking...
1401
01:24:39,141 --> 01:24:42,843
standing there.
1402
01:24:42,845 --> 01:24:44,845
Have you been ignoring me?
1403
01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:47,414
No, why would I be ignoring you?
No, I've just...
1404
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,582
You've been ignoring my texts...
1405
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:51,101
you've been ignoring me
at lunch.
1406
01:24:51,102 --> 01:24:53,619
You ignored me at the bonfire.
I will not be ignored, Kyle.
1407
01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:54,822
Shh!
1408
01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:57,224
Shut up! I will eat
your children!
1409
01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:58,725
Okay.
1410
01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:07,234
I don't want to fight you.
I just want to love you.
1411
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:15,442
I love you so much.
1412
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:18,412
We're gonna be together forever.
1413
01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:20,747
Good luck at the game tonight.
1414
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:25,219
I'll be watching every
little step.
1415
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:28,555
Oh, my god.
1416
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,462
Let's go Hawks! Let's go Hawks!
1417
01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:46,507
¶ Play to win
We got all this to lose ¶
1418
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:53,914
¶ Lay it all on the line
Reach for the stars ¶
1419
01:25:53,916 --> 01:26:01,922
¶ Look to the heavens
Waiting to give us a sign ¶
1420
01:26:06,395 --> 01:26:08,595
KYLE
So, that's the end of my story.
1421
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:15,903
Where it goes from here...
only the universe knows.
1422
01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:25,279
This my life now...
I have to live it.
1423
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,750
But, I'm gonna live it my way.
1424
01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:32,553
ANNOUNCER
Ladies and gentlemen...
1425
01:26:32,555 --> 01:26:39,660
please welcome... your very
own, number 17, Kyle Moore!
1426
01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:55,609
How many goals you got in you
tonight, super star?
1427
01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:58,579
More than they do.
1428
01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:01,548
That's my boy! Go out there
and take the face off!
1429
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:06,987
Come on, now. That's my
boy, Kyle. You are my boy!
1430
01:27:06,989 --> 01:27:12,893
All right now,
let's play as a team! Okay.
1431
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:14,928
Yeah, boys, let's go, boys!
1432
01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:16,897
Let's win this face-off,
let's go!
1433
01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:30,911
Hey, Moore, I got your number
tonight. I'm gonna light you up.
1434
01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:32,312
Let's see what you got?
1435
01:27:36,986 --> 01:27:40,354
That's my best friend.
That's my best friend.
1436
01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:43,624
I love you!
I love you, too!
1437
01:27:49,632 --> 01:27:51,298
Up! Up!
1438
01:27:55,638 --> 01:27:56,903
Look for the opening!
1439
01:27:58,474 --> 01:27:59,773
Nice.
1440
01:28:03,746 --> 01:28:07,281
Nice move! Move it up,
up the ice, up the ice.
1441
01:28:13,355 --> 01:28:14,554
No!
1442
01:28:18,761 --> 01:28:19,826
What the...
1443
01:28:24,366 --> 01:28:27,801
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1444
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,805
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
1445
01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,407
Yo, kid, where does it hurt?
1446
01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:36,227
It hurts right there where
you're touching it, ow.
1447
01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:39,046
Sorry, my bad. Listen... look at
me! I'm gonna tell you a story.
1448
01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:42,816
I once played with a broken
back, a broken pubis...
1449
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,385
a broken leg, an infected
urethra...
1450
01:28:45,387 --> 01:28:47,988
and one hell of an epic
hangover!
1451
01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:52,592
So you are gonna be fine!
Now help him up! Jeez!
1452
01:28:55,864 --> 01:28:59,433
Okay, he's good. He's okay!
1453
01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:03,036
I can't do it, Coach.
I can't do it.
1454
01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:04,404
So that's a no? Or...
1455
01:29:04,406 --> 01:29:06,406
Don't make me do it, Coach.
1456
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,976
Get him off the ice.
1457
01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:17,684
Why, God, why?
1458
01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,024
Back to the chicken coop.
1459
01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:25,826
Coach!
What?
1460
01:29:25,828 --> 01:29:27,828
Put me in.
1461
01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:29,029
Coach.
What?
1462
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,597
Stop crying.
I'm not crying.
1463
01:29:30,599 --> 01:29:32,666
Stop it. I'm gonna win this game
for us.
1464
01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:34,401
Coach!
Yeah.
1465
01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:35,602
Listen to me, put me in.
1466
01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:37,003
Okay.
Now.
1467
01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:40,807
Okay, you're in. Go get him,
kid! Go get him, kid!
1468
01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:53,587
Get back out there, guys.
1469
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,623
I'll find you a doctor.
1470
01:29:58,927 --> 01:30:00,694
That was awesome. You totally
deserve an Oscar.
1471
01:30:00,696 --> 01:30:02,562
Have you thought about acting?
I wasn't acting.
1472
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:04,398
Oh, sorry, dude.
So, we gotta go.
1473
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,732
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Text my sister.
1474
01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,033
Have everyone meet us
at the Slam.
1475
01:30:07,035 --> 01:30:08,969
Okay.
1476
01:30:08,971 --> 01:30:10,637
Dude, why'd you park there?
1477
01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,839
It's super cool!
1478
01:30:17,446 --> 01:30:19,546
I'm good.
What are you doing?
1479
01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:21,548
Just got excited.
1480
01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:32,459
¶ Crimson and clover
over and over ¶
1481
01:30:42,971 --> 01:30:45,138
Nice, Lonnie.
1482
01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:48,975
Speed Racer. Wait! Wait up!
1483
01:30:52,147 --> 01:30:54,781
You'll have to get
through me first.
1484
01:30:56,585 --> 01:30:59,886
The Cutler High School band
and chorus.
1485
01:30:59,888 --> 01:31:02,122
All right, this is your
big moment.
1486
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:05,659
If you go out there and do what
you can do, you will fail...
1487
01:31:05,661 --> 01:31:08,929
because you're not ready
and you're not talented.
1488
01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:12,199
I am so nervous, I'm sweating
like a wino in a liquor store.
1489
01:31:12,201 --> 01:31:15,569
We're all gonna die. I have gas.
Is there a toilet...
1490
01:31:15,571 --> 01:31:18,505
Mr. Moody!
Oh, hello!
1491
01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,073
When are you gonna get the
message...
1492
01:31:20,075 --> 01:31:21,908
to stay away from my girl?
1493
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:27,214
Brian... you're gay...
1494
01:31:27,216 --> 01:31:29,816
and that's okay, just be
yourself.
1495
01:31:39,561 --> 01:31:41,261
Whoa!
1496
01:31:41,263 --> 01:31:43,063
Too soon?
1497
01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:45,799
But, I th... okay.
1498
01:31:50,072 --> 01:31:51,838
You're gonna need this.
Thank you.
1499
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:55,242
All right, go get 'em, man.
1500
01:31:55,244 --> 01:32:01,581
Ladies and gentleman, next up,
our very own Hayden Hawks!
1501
01:32:01,583 --> 01:32:04,885
Okay, kids, talent does what it
can, genius does what it must.
1502
01:32:04,887 --> 01:32:08,588
But you do what no one else
wants to do, go out there...
1503
01:32:08,590 --> 01:32:11,191
and stick to your guns, even
though they're not loaded.
1504
01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,560
And remember, Mr. Pookins is
listening from heaven.
1505
01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:16,563
So a big meow for him.
Meow... but not too loud.
1506
01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:18,798
Meow.
1507
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,901
Let's go, come on.
1508
01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:41,321
¶ Now I've heard there
was a secret chord ¶
1509
01:32:41,323 --> 01:32:44,991
¶ That David played
and pleased the Lord ¶
1510
01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:50,730
¶ But you don't really care
for music do you ¶
1511
01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:08,915
¶ The ocean is heavy
your current is strong ¶
1512
01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:10,984
Drowning, Drowning!
1513
01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:12,953
¶ You're pulling me deeper ¶
1514
01:33:12,955 --> 01:33:14,621
Come on.
1515
01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,657
¶ Been here all along ¶
1516
01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:23,330
¶ Remember the time
I first saw you ¶
1517
01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:27,634
¶ I thought you'd be mine
and it felt so good ¶
1518
01:33:27,636 --> 01:33:31,671
¶ One look in your eyes
and I swear I knew ¶
1519
01:33:31,673 --> 01:33:35,842
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶
1520
01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:41,247
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶
1521
01:33:43,919 --> 01:33:48,321
¶ My heart's at ease ¶
1522
01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:50,924
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning ¶
1523
01:33:50,926 --> 01:33:54,294
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning
in your love ¶
1524
01:33:56,264 --> 01:34:00,400
¶ Seems like the love songs
have got it all wrong ¶
1525
01:34:00,402 --> 01:34:02,402
¶ I thought I would fly ¶
1526
01:34:02,404 --> 01:34:04,804
¶ No fly no fly ¶
1527
01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:08,808
¶ And it's getting darker
the further we fall ¶
1528
01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:13,079
¶ And I'm feeling high
So high so high ¶
1529
01:34:13,081 --> 01:34:17,117
¶ I took on the lies
and played the fool ¶
1530
01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:21,688
¶ I found there's no getting
over you ¶
1531
01:34:21,690 --> 01:34:26,192
¶ And all of this time
I never knew ¶
1532
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:29,663
¶ Of your kiss your touch
your love ¶
1533
01:34:29,665 --> 01:34:38,004
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶
1534
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:44,444
¶ My mind's at ease
'Cause I'm drowning ¶
1535
01:34:44,446 --> 01:34:48,314
¶ 'Cause I'm drowning
in your love ¶
1536
01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:53,253
¶ Oh don't you break
my heart now ¶
1537
01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:55,789
¶ Don't leave me wanting more ¶
1538
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:59,759
¶ Give me love
give me someone to hold ¶
1539
01:34:59,761 --> 01:35:03,296
¶ Messing with the stars
It indeed is very far ¶
1540
01:35:03,298 --> 01:35:07,400
¶ Oh no oh no ¶
1541
01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:12,072
¶ I'll never break your heart
You're one good looking boy ¶
1542
01:35:12,074 --> 01:35:16,242
¶ All I need is you
forever more ¶
1543
01:35:16,244 --> 01:35:19,846
¶ Messing with the stars
It indeed is very far ¶
1544
01:35:19,848 --> 01:35:23,216
¶ Oh no oh no ¶
1545
01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:28,722
¶ And I can't breathe
I'm struggling ¶
1546
01:35:31,793 --> 01:35:38,164
¶ My heart's at ease
'Cause I'm drowning ¶
1547
01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:42,168
'Cause I'm drowning
in your love ¶
1548
01:35:47,175 --> 01:35:49,242
¶ Drowning in your ¶
1549
01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:53,346
¶ Drowning drowning
drowning drowning ¶
1550
01:35:53,348 --> 01:36:00,754
¶ Drowning in your love
In your love ¶
1551
01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:07,427
¶ Messin with the stars
Drowning in your love ¶
1552
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,901
Thank you, Mr. Pookins...
meow.
1553
01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:19,472
Yeah!
1554
01:36:19,474 --> 01:36:21,274
What are you doing here?
1555
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:27,313
Dani, I know I hurt you.
I was an idiot, I'm sorry.
1556
01:36:27,315 --> 01:36:29,415
Can you forgive me?
1557
01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:38,091
Hey, take a bow!
1558
01:37:15,864 --> 01:37:17,530
I got my life back!
1559
01:37:19,034 --> 01:37:21,067
Dani, I got my life back!
1560
01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:37,116
That was so good!
1561
01:37:37,118 --> 01:37:39,185
Thanks.
1562
01:37:43,391 --> 01:37:47,527
Kyle? You're about as authentic
as a Mexican Prada handbag.
1563
01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:51,297
So this, we're done, okay?
Have a good life.
1564
01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:55,201
Kyle!
Hey!
1565
01:37:57,005 --> 01:37:59,072
That was amazing, oh, my god.
1566
01:37:59,074 --> 01:38:00,406
You killed it.
I cried.
1567
01:38:00,408 --> 01:38:01,574
Thanks, Mom.
I cried.
1568
01:38:01,576 --> 01:38:02,942
That was pretty dope, dude.
1569
01:38:02,944 --> 01:38:04,611
I helped him, so he's
my best friend.
1570
01:38:04,613 --> 01:38:07,614
Wow.
What's Dad doing here?
1571
01:38:07,616 --> 01:38:10,383
Um, he just wants to say
goodbye.
1572
01:38:10,385 --> 01:38:12,485
Oh.
Go on.
1573
01:38:14,623 --> 01:38:16,256
I'm here.
1574
01:38:20,395 --> 01:38:21,594
Hey, killer.
1575
01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:23,897
Hey.
1576
01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:26,199
That was some performance
in there. Holy cow!
1577
01:38:26,201 --> 01:38:28,835
Thanks.
1578
01:38:28,836 --> 01:38:31,470
So, look, I think I'm gonna
hit the road.
1579
01:38:31,473 --> 01:38:35,541
I just think it's the best thing
for everyone.
1580
01:38:35,543 --> 01:38:37,343
Take care of 'em.
1581
01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:42,148
I will.
1582
01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,056
If you ever need anything...
1583
01:38:50,058 --> 01:38:52,158
I know, Dad.
1584
01:39:23,558 --> 01:39:25,959
You okay?
1585
01:39:25,961 --> 01:39:28,127
How could I not be?
1586
01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:31,297
Aw... group selfie!
Oh, Kyle, come here.
1587
01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:35,702
Everyone ready? On three, one,
two, three.
1588
01:39:45,213 --> 01:39:46,612
Hey, man.
1589
01:39:46,614 --> 01:39:48,448
Hey!
1590
01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:50,383
Hey, Kyle.
1591
01:39:50,385 --> 01:39:55,121
Hey, remember my neighbor?
She knows who I am now! What?
1592
01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:58,358
Hi, Kyle!
1593
01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:08,401
Dani, I just wanted to say,
whatever happens...
1594
01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:15,041
... I'm happy I met you.
1595
01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:20,446
Hey.
1596
01:40:22,417 --> 01:40:24,717
Hey.
1597
01:40:24,719 --> 01:40:27,620
I'm kinda happy I met you, too.
1598
01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:33,593
¶ I get so tongue-tied
when I'm with you ¶
1599
01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:40,033
¶ Ooh baby all I know is that ¶
1600
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:45,538
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1601
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,775
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1602
01:40:48,777 --> 01:40:54,380
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1603
01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:58,217
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1604
01:40:58,219 --> 01:41:05,525
¶ Over it flies are in flight
hold on tight ¶
1605
01:41:05,527 --> 01:41:12,298
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1606
01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:16,436
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1607
01:41:16,438 --> 01:41:21,541
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1608
01:41:21,543 --> 01:41:24,811
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1609
01:41:24,813 --> 01:41:30,483
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1610
01:41:30,485 --> 01:41:34,520
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1611
01:41:34,522 --> 01:41:39,425
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1612
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:43,196
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1613
01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:51,104
¶ Over it flies are in flight
hold on tight ¶
1614
01:41:52,674 --> 01:41:58,377
¶ I get so tongue-tied
when I'm with you ¶
1615
01:41:58,379 --> 01:42:04,217
¶ Ooh baby
all I know is that ¶
1616
01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:08,788
¶ I like the way I feel
when I'm with you ¶
1617
01:42:08,790 --> 01:42:12,425
¶ Tell me tell me do you
do you feel it too ¶
1618
01:42:12,427 --> 01:42:19,899
¶ Over it flies are in flight
hold on tight ¶
1619
01:42:23,538 --> 01:42:27,840
Hi, sorry to bother you,
if it's not too much trouble...
1620
01:42:27,842 --> 01:42:32,645
would you be able to fix my
phone? It doesn't, um, work.
1621
01:42:32,647 --> 01:42:35,882
You want to go to Vegas?
1622
01:42:35,884 --> 01:42:38,751
Uh, I should call my wife.
1623
01:42:38,753 --> 01:42:41,654
Yeah, your phone's broken.
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