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Something's wrong with your
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"Frunk". It's all "Frucked" up.
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I've instituted an operation
to safeguard our interests.
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Uh, Gavin Belson's office, please.
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You wanted me to unite the teams?
They are united against me.
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If I'm not inspirational enough for you,
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well then, there's the door.
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I will approve you as the
sole beneficiary and the
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official executor of
Mr. Bachman's estate.
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This is my incubator now.
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You can't just kick us out Jin Yang.
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Wait a second.
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So, the guy who just
kicked me out of my house
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now owns 10% of my company?
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Technically, he kicked
you out of his house.
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And he inherited all of
Mr. Bachman's assets
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including his 10% of Pied Piper.
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- By faking his death.
- Allegedly!
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Look, Richie.
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You didn't actually lose
anything here, okay?
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Bachman is the aggrieved party,
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and if he is actually still alive,
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he'll get his 10% back when he shows up.
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In the meantime, is it really any worse
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if it belongs to this Yang guy?
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No, I guess not.
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So what's your real beef
here then, huh, Richie?
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You got something against him?
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You don't have, like, a bias
against Asians, do you?
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- Richard?
- No, I don't.
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No, I just don't like being
kicked out of my house.
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By a...?
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N-Nothing. By no one!
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By any race!
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Yeah, I'm hearing something different.
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You'd tell me if you harbored
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- nativist feelings, wouldn't you?
- Yes.
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Dana?
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Oh, hey.
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Hey!
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Dana, this is Richard Hendricks.
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He's the CEO of Pied Piper.
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And, Richard,
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- this is Dana, CEO of Quiver.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you guys are giving
Akami a run for their money.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dana and I kept finding ourselves
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on the same bathroom
schedule back at Hooli.
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You know, men and their cycles.
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You know what?
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You guys should get a meal together.
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Right? You're... You're kindred spirits.
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You're both CEOs. You
have a lot in common.
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Sure, yeah. Maybe. Yep.
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Well, Richard, you're
free tomorrow night.
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But I'm not.
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I have a big party at my house.
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A lot of people I don't know.
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So, see ya!
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What was that?
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I don't need you to make friends for me.
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Oh, I just think you could benefit
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from a friendship with
someone like Dana,
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who's so much like yourself.
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Like me? You think that guy's like me?
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I just thought of something.
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Do you guys want to come to my party?
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Dana, that's so gracious of you.
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That would be delightful.
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Okay, bye.
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Mm-kay.
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You don't see it?
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It's uncanny.
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Synced and corrected by
louvette www.addic7ed.com
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Look at this. This is
what they're asking
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for a one-bedroom
apartment in Menlo Park.
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Oh.
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What?
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Well, I can comfortably afford
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my new one-bedroom apartment.
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You and I make the same amount of money.
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I'm just wondering,
what is the difference?
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Could it be that I didn't
spend all my money
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on an absurdly over-priced electric car?
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Gilfoyle!
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So kind of you to join us.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah! Uh, well, it's, uh, 2:00 PM.
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So, fourth day in a row you
missed the stand-up meeting.
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Correct.
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Maybe you should hold it later.
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Okay, 'cause we literally moved it
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from 9:00 to 11:00 to accommodate you.
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So do you mind telling us when
you feel like you can make it in?
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Sure. Whenever you hold the meeting,
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- I'll be in an hour after that.
- Okay, well...
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What the fuck was that?
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Uh, that's the song "You
Suffer" by Napalm Death.
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Oh, yeah? That's... that's a
whole song? That's like a second.
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It's an alert.
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Whenever the price of Bitcoin
dips below a certain value,
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it's no longer efficient to mine.
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When it comes back up, it is.
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So, I need to know when
it breaks that threshold,
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so that I can remotely
toggle my rig at home.
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Okay. Any idea how
often that might happen?
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Bitcoin is very volatile.
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So...
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That's just so loud.
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- A lot.
- Good. Alright, well...
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maybe turn it down or something?
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Oh, fuck.
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What's up? You guys working
hard or hardly working?
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'Sup?
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Hey, buds. How's it going?
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Man, these Bay Area rents, huh?
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High AF.
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How's a guy supposed to live by himself,
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or lady, by herself?
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Especially on an everyman
coder's salary, you feel me?
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Are you offering us a
cost of living raise?
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Nope! Not at all. Even better.
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If one of you dudes
is strapped for cash,
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do you a solid.
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Move in, split the rent "fiddy-fiddy."
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Or, 40/ "siddy" depending on
square footage of bedrooms.
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Come on! Think about it!
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Jazzy Jeff!
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Hold up!
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Hey, uh, you got space in your crib?
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Um...
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Yes, I-I have a room.
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Hmm?
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Fuck. Yeah.
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Fuck yeah!
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There he is!
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Nice place.
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Yeah.
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That's what a billion-dollar
evaluation will get you.
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Hey, what a great topic of
conversation for you and Dana.
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- Dana!
- Oh, hey.
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You're just standing there.
Like a cool cowboy.
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Hey, yeah.
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I-I really like your place.
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Yeah, me too.
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Well, he liked it, so he bought it.
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Right? Just like you and that hoodie.
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So, Dana, interesting story.
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Uh, the reason Richard has
this bandage on his neck,
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and that he's got one on his hand,
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is because he got so exhausted
during a code sprint,
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that he walked through
a plate-glass window.
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Now, I-I read on Pando
that you got injured also
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early on at your company?
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You should tell Richard that story.
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Right? Interesting topic between CEOs.
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If you want. I mean, you don't have to.
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Alright, I'm gonna go mingle.
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Go get 'em.
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So, how did you hurt yourself?
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I tried to commit suicide.
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Cool. Not... You know, interesting.
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Oh, wow! You cashed
another beer, you partier.
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I haven't cut loose in so long.
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I'll probably get sloshed
off of one beer,
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and start babbling.
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That's, um...
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Let's have a beer,
right? Let's celebrate!
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New job! New roomies!
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New Internet, right?
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I said I'd get sloshed off
of one beer, crazy man.
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Okay, um...
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I'm gonna go to bed. Good night.
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No, no, no! You know what? Hold on!
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I'll have... I'll have one beer!
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I'm not saying I don't
like to party, Jeff.
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You like vodka? Let's have a vodka.
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Yeah! Let's do vodka.
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Okay!
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Yeah.
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That's so much of it.
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That's a normal amount right there.
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Is it?
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I like it.
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It's really cool.
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So, who painted it?
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A machine.
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It's actually the first work of art
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made by AI to be sold at Sotheby's.
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Sorry I'm late, Dana. I got caught up.
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute, you're...
you're Richard Hendricks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sorry, I'm, uh, Ben Burkhardt.
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I'm... I'm Dana's COO.
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Dana told me he invited you.
I'm so psyched you came!
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Yeah.
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I got... I have so many
questions for you, man.
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Do you want to grab a drink
or do you want to stay here?
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- There. Yeah.
- Oh, great.
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I mean, even way back when I
was finishing my PhD at MIT,
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I would tell anyone that would listen
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that a decentralized system
was the obvious eventuality.
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- Yep.
- And now it's more necessary than ever.
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I mean, the stuff Google and
Facebook are getting away with.
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- It's insane. Totally.
- Right?
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That's why I've always
said that the user's data
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should be in the hands of consumers,
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not the corporations.
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100%, but see, that can't happen,
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until someone iterates a
functional alternative.
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Which, I believe, Richard,
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I believe you're about to do.
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Well, I don't know. Trying to, yeah.
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Have you solved, uh, co-locating
data with the compute test?
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How do you know about that?
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- Do you code?
- I used to, man.
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Uh, yeah, I loved it so much,
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but, you know, I got drawn
over to the business side.
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Richard!
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There you are!
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- Hey. Jared Dunn.
- Hi! Ben Burkhardt.
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Hey, Dana. So, it's 9:00 AM in Dubai.
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I gotta make a call,
so, excuse me, guys.
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Oh.
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So, um, Dana was just telling me
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that he prefers a late lunch, too.
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Just like...
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Is that right?
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Kind of.
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Well, I see a colleague.
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I'll leave you guys to... to chat.
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- Cool.
- Mm...
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So, on the way out, Dana told me
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that he really loved meeting you.
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He said it went great!
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Did you not think so?
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Yeah, it's just... he
didn't really talk, though.
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Yeah. That's one of his quirks.
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He's fun.
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Hey, you know who I did have
a good conversation with?
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- Who?
- His COO.
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Who, Ben?
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Yeah, um, do you know him?
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Um, not well.
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I hear he's a very competent executive.
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But apparently, he
left Oculus for Quiver
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in kind of an unprofessional manner.
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Hmm, okay. Well, he
really loves Pied Piper.
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Jared, come on! This is your condo.
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Sleep in your bed.
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Don't be silly. Hey!
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Uh, leave the lights on
as long as you want.
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Uh, hey, Jared?
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- Yes?
- Um...
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Never mind. Uh, see
you tomorrow morning.
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- Sweet dreams.
- Right, if only.
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Did I tell you about
Gilfoyle's terrible song?
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Yes. Yes, you did. And I heard it.
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I'm... I'm gonna go clean
the rice cooker, Dinesh.
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You know what the worst part is?
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He's actually a decent coder.
262
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,420
He almost never fucks up.
263
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,560
Uh, wait, almost?
264
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,420
One time, he royally fucked up,
265
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,790
but even then, he ended
up saving the day
266
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,110
with all his fridges.
267
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,960
Fridges?
268
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,700
Seppen Smart Fridges!
269
00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,060
And you know what?
270
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,680
It was totally illegal.
271
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,470
Really? Illegal?
272
00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:19,120
- So, tell me about these fridges.
- Jeff!
273
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,940
I can't tell you that.
274
00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:22,170
It's a company secret.
275
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,480
Okay, um, let me get you
some more vodka, Dinesh.
276
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,200
Thank you guys for seeing
me on such short notice.
277
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,970
Well, it's an honor to have you, Gavin.
278
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:35,170
Back there, we test our
compressor run capacitors.
279
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:38,170
But here is what I'm sure you'll
be most interested in seeing.
280
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This is our smart fridge
development team.
281
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,680
To be honest, we were a little nervous
282
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,150
about wading into the
Internet-enabled market.
283
00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,260
Over the last 80 years,
284
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,379
we've built a real trust
with our customers.
285
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Alright! Great tour!
286
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,810
Oh, there's a lot more to see.
287
00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,760
Ugh. Why? Look.
288
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,650
I came here to offer you a partnership
289
00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:58,150
to cut down your server bills.
290
00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,350
Oh!
291
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:01,890
Well, our server costs were far higher
292
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,420
than we anticipated.
293
00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,560
As we said, we're not well versed in...
294
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:07,760
The 20th century? Yeah,
you mentioned that.
295
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,960
Do you want to save a fortune or not?
296
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,050
Well, yes.
297
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,220
In exchange, I need you
to do something for me
298
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,800
with regard to the people who
hacked your refrigerators.
299
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,830
I'm going to destroy their lives.
300
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,970
- So, what?
- So...
301
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,990
- So, I turned to Bill Gates...
- Yeah?
302
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,240
Right, and I said...
303
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,600
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe
you should Google it."
304
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,530
You said that to Bill Gates?
305
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,080
I did! I swear.
306
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:33,500
Hey...
307
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,820
can I ask you, um...
308
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,440
Did you tell Dana that
we were having lunch?
309
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,990
Richard, I told you that Bill
Gates story for a reason.
310
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,990
I, um, I practice something
called "radical candor."
311
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,570
Which is no matter how
uncomfortable the truth is,
312
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:50,200
I'm gonna tell it to you.
313
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,520
And the honest truth is...
314
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,020
I did not tell Dana about this lunch.
315
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,170
Things with Dana have gotten stagnant.
316
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:01,030
But the other night...
317
00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,200
talking to you, Richard, I...
318
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,230
I felt that spark again.
319
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,530
- What are you saying?
- Okay, well.
320
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:09,250
The first tenet of rad-can, Richard,
321
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,400
is to just... is to just
say what you think,
322
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:12,940
and so I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna say what I think,
323
00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,670
and, Richard, I think we
should work together.
324
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,870
Oh. You mean, like...?
325
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,660
Like, I could be your COO.
326
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,410
Um...
327
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,660
I don't know.
328
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,290
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
329
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,790
Whoa, whoa, Richard.
330
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,090
We're just talking.
331
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,260
You see any numbers written down here?
332
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,390
Do you see a Power Point?
333
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:36,400
No, we don't even have a laptop.
334
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,390
Exactly! 'Cause we're not
doing anything wrong. Oh, shit!
335
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,560
- Party of one.
- Shit.
336
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,080
I looked at his calendar and
it said he had a meeting.
337
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,700
Okay, Richard, I'm gonna
continue being honest with you
338
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,700
and tell you that I have to
leave now through the kitchen.
339
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,770
Okay, please don't tell
anyone about this.
340
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,240
Okay.
341
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,409
What? Hey!
342
00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,130
Hey, Dana! What the heck? Dana, right?
343
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,260
Oh, hi.
344
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,530
I'm just... Are you having lunch alone?
345
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,260
I am! I'm totally alone.
346
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,890
Uh, in fact...
347
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,730
do you want to, uh,
348
00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:10,520
join me at my table for one?
349
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,770
Oh, okay.
350
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,010
Sure.
351
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,370
Come on over.
352
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,730
One beef pot pie. One
beef pot pie, no carrots.
353
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,840
Yep. Here.
354
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,680
Put 'em here.
355
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,720
I love beef pot pie.
356
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,860
And only kind of like carrots.
357
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,690
Oh, fuck!
358
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:43,970
Gilfoyle, goddammit.
359
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,670
Could you please stop that
fucking noise? I'm serious.
360
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,249
How will I know when to
remote toggle my rig?
361
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,350
Easy, you won't, and
neither will any of us,
362
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,620
because you won't
remote toggle anything!
363
00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,720
No more remote toggling! Got it?
364
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,000
- Just...
- Hey.
365
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,870
- Hey!
- How was lunch, you little minx?
366
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:00,959
What?
367
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,530
Yeah, you thought I wouldn't find out.
368
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,030
I was, uh, texting with Dana.
369
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,840
Just checking in. And he mentioned
370
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,410
- that you two met up.
- Oh, yeah!
371
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,790
Yeah! Just, just briefly for... yeah.
372
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:13,600
Yeah! I-I-I knew you
two would hit it off.
373
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,420
You know, Dana did mention
374
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,120
that he thought you might be bulimic.
375
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,230
Okay.
376
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,120
Great, um...
377
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:25,569
Jared, do you think it's
time we hire a COO?
378
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,650
Oh!
379
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,840
Did Dana suggest we
hire someone like Ben?
380
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,370
Yeah. Yeah, like Ben.
381
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,010
You see, if you didn't
have lunch with Dana,
382
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,250
this never would've come up.
383
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,360
I'll put together a list.
384
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,910
Great.
385
00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:38,980
Um...
386
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,550
Richard, you should see this.
387
00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:45,710
What the fuck?
388
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:49,460
Seppen is suing us for
$10 million in damages.
389
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,860
The complaint specifically cites,
390
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:55,560
"sullying their smart fridges
with mime-simulated fellatio."
391
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:58,370
"Our customers invite
us into their homes.
392
00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,970
"The kitchen is the modern hearth.
393
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:03,210
- We cannot have that trust violated."
- Is that a typo?
394
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,499
Do they mean "heart"?
395
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,330
How did Seppen find out it was us?
396
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:07,680
I don't know.
397
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,840
You tell us, Gilfoyle.
398
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,810
You said you pulled all
our code and bleached it.
399
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,940
Maybe you missed something.
400
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,260
No.
401
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,510
No way.
402
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,010
They have no proof it
was us. Ignore them.
403
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,350
Ignore them? What the fuck
kind of solution is that?
404
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:22,120
No. "Hearth." It's a word. Huh!
405
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,750
We don't need to solve
anything. They have nothing.
406
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,850
Well, I'm pretty sure they
have something, Gilfoyle.
407
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:30,020
- So you fucked up somewhere!
- I didn't fuck up.
408
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:31,710
Well, guys, I'm sure there's
something we can do here.
409
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,760
- _
- Uh, just give me a second.
410
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:42,040
Hey, sorry! I-I can't talk right now.
411
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:43,640
Can we meet up?
412
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,710
Um, my place. Midnight.
413
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:47,680
Okay, I gotta go.
414
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,040
Okay.
415
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,149
Okay, so wait.
416
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,299
You're telling me this Gilfoyle guy
417
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,300
first hacked into the
fridges as a prank?
418
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:02,270
Without your knowledge?
419
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,540
Uh, yeah.
420
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,470
Well, there you go, Richard!
421
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:06,670
If you didn't authorize it,
422
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:07,960
then he's acting as a rogue agent.
423
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,569
You tell Seppen that and
Pied Piper's off Scot-free.
424
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:13,010
Yeah, but what would happen to Gilfoyle?
425
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,470
I don't know. There'd be
criminal and civil charges
426
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,860
he'd have to deal with on his own.
427
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,229
Oh, Jesus!
428
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,980
I don't know. Sounds kinda brutal.
429
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,570
In the end, being on
those fridges saved us.
430
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:25,740
Richard, I-I told you about
radical candor, yeah?
431
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,810
Well, what I'm getting from you now,
432
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,400
is the opposite of that.
433
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,910
It's actually something we
call "ruinous empathy."
434
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,540
You want to destroy your entire company
435
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,840
just to keep one bad actor happy?
436
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,740
That's not fair to you, Richard!
437
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,910
Oh, come on. Gilfoyle
will never be happy.
438
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,980
This is exactly the kinda thing
439
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:47,940
I could help you with if you hired me.
440
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:52,890
Hey, any news?
441
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:57,660
Oh, goddammit. Why is that
thing still fucking doing that?
442
00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:59,490
I guess Gilfoyle forgot to turn it off.
443
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:00,860
It's been doing that all morning.
444
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,330
I don't have his password.
445
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,830
Bitcoin is really volatile today.
446
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:09,130
Yeah, okay. Uh, where is he?
447
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,340
Well, it's 10:00 AM, so not here.
448
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,780
Okay, you know what? Fuck Gilfoyle.
449
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,980
Fuck him right to hell.
450
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,340
I've been saying that for years.
451
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,590
Where's Jared?
452
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,480
Richard, are you serious?
453
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,550
Yes.
454
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,490
Well, I concede that laying
it all at Gilfoyle's feet
455
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,800
might get us out of the
Seppen lawsuit, but...
456
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,360
I mean, you'd really throw
him to the wolves like that?
457
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,929
That doesn't sound like you.
458
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:40,300
Well, maybe I'm just becoming
459
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,540
a little less ruinously empathetic.
460
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,000
Have you been seeing a therapist?
461
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,170
No.
462
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,320
But...
463
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:51,670
I have been seeing Ben.
464
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,680
Ben Burkhardt.
465
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,270
Oh, Richard, no.
466
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,480
He's Dana's COO. You're...
467
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,920
You're jeopardizing your
entire friendship with Dana.
468
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,030
What friendship with Dana?
469
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,970
Who could be friends with that guy?
470
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,170
I got news for you, Jared.
471
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,480
Dana sucks, man!
472
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,060
Richard!
473
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,840
I mean, he is a dog.
474
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,710
How did he even found his own company?
475
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,919
Is he even smart?
476
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,150
Okay, that's unfair.
477
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:15,320
Look, this is your company.
478
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,700
And you can work with whomever you want.
479
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,970
But I need you to think long and hard
480
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,980
about what you're proposing
to do to Gilfoyle.
481
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,440
We're talking about
criminal charges here.
482
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,780
He could be deported.
483
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:27,830
There has to be another option.
484
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,750
Well, no offense, Jared,
485
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,570
but Ben says there isn't.
486
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,290
Okay? And he is a world-class COO
487
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,120
that has brought multiple
companies to a billion dollars.
488
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,070
And you're just a biz Dev guy.
489
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,340
I'm... I'm sorry. I...
490
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,580
I just think that in this
particular situation,
491
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,580
Ben might know a little better.
492
00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:52,450
Okay.
493
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,320
You're the boss.
494
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,400
You know, but I will say this.
495
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,770
If you're really going to
start working with Ben,
496
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:03,880
at least give Dana the common courtesy
497
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,180
of telling him the truth about
what you guys are doing.
498
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,680
Because if you don't tell him...
499
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,170
you're the dog.
500
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,880
_
501
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:29,310
Thanks for, uh, having me over.
502
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:32,320
Of course. So, it's gonna
be a bit weird at first.
503
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,050
Then it's gonna be okay.
504
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:35,660
What?
505
00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,440
_
506
00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:53,930
Hi, this is Jared Dunn.
507
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,160
Um, sorry, I don't
recognize this number.
508
00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:00,300
Jared? Come here now.
509
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:01,870
Jian-Yang?
510
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:05,740
So... Ben told me everything.
511
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,270
Oh!
512
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,320
Uh...
513
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,960
Well...
514
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,850
Radical candor, I guess, right?
515
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:15,660
Yeah, he told me how you
kept texting him non-stop.
516
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,420
And he kept refusing,
but you were relentless.
517
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,360
What? Uh, no!
518
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:22,630
Richard, it's... It's immaterial.
519
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,430
The point is, Dana knows everything now.
520
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,000
However it came to that,
it's just words in the winds.
521
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,800
"Words in the winds"?
522
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,839
Yeah.
523
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,570
Well, Richard, looks like
you got what you wanted.
524
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,410
You're both adults.
525
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,210
You can work together if you want.
526
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,680
I just wish you'd demonstrated
the measure of spirit
527
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,450
to discuss this with me to my face.
528
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:41,880
But...
529
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:45,420
guess there's no honor
among thieves, hmm?
530
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,330
Well...
531
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,890
good luck, gentlemen.
532
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,320
You deserve each other.
533
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,140
Dana.
534
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,500
Wow.
535
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:02,400
You know, I've never
really seen him like that.
536
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,999
He's so assertive.
537
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,370
Uh, articulate.
538
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,470
Yeah, he's had a head cold
the last couple weeks.
539
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:08,630
Been pretty low energy.
540
00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:09,860
Really?
541
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,430
Yep!
542
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,150
- Oh!
- So, I guess...
543
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,480
You and me, huh, Richard?
544
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,250
Together, at last.
545
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,270
Yeah.
546
00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,550
Dana rides a motorcycle?
547
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,040
Yep.
548
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:26,940
Cool.
549
00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:34,270
So, uh, what exactly did you...
550
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,550
The witch lost his mind.
551
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,440
Gilfoyle, you smoke?
552
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,800
I kept mulling that Seppen shit.
553
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:46,910
I didn't leave a bit of
my code on that fridge.
554
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,660
No remnants, nothing,
so how do they know?
555
00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:51,220
Then I realized...
556
00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:53,290
they're listening to us.
557
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,470
They've been listening to
us this whole fucking time.
558
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:57,780
- Right.
- All these devices
559
00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:59,490
are listening to us!
560
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,440
Okay, um...
561
00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:04,830
Gilfoyle, I-I think you need some rest.
562
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:05,830
Not yet.
563
00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,850
I checked their firmware and their logs.
564
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,800
The fridge is set to record constantly
565
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,210
streaming everything back to the cloud.
566
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,140
They must have gone
through those audio logs,
567
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,640
and listened to our conversations.
568
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,060
Wait, even if they
aren't listening to us,
569
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,750
just the fact that they
could be is interesting.
570
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:24,150
Shit.
571
00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,470
They make smoke detectors.
572
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,130
I think there's one in the kitchen.
573
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:29,870
Those fuckers are listening.
574
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,920
Jian-Yang, are... Are you copying
575
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,180
all those companies for
the Chinese markets?
576
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:36,740
Oh, no.
577
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,980
Fuck you, Seppen.
578
00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:45,440
_
579
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,790
Hey! Where have you been?
580
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,260
Um, I stayed at Big Head's last night.
581
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,800
- Oh, God, I've been calling all night.
- Yeah.
582
00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,930
I just didn't feel like
getting reprimanded.
583
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,430
I-I thought maybe you were locked
584
00:24:00,470 --> 00:24:02,230
in another Starbucks bathroom overnight.
585
00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:04,400
One time, Jared. One time.
586
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,200
Okay, you're just gonna have
to catch up on the fly, then.
587
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,170
On the fly, what?
588
00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,110
Richard Hendricks,
589
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:17,580
- this is Tom and Viola from Seppen.
- How do you do?
590
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:19,380
- Oh, hi.
- Alright, uh,
591
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,220
we won't take up any more of your time.
592
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,860
Richard has called you
in today, because...
593
00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:25,830
of this.
594
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,360
Um, this is Seppen's Smart
Fridge Terms of Service,
595
00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:30,830
where you specifically state
596
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,660
that only refrigerator
command-related user data
597
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,700
will be uploaded to
your cloud's service.
598
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:36,850
That's correct.
599
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,200
We believe that the refrigerator
is the hearth of the modern...
600
00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:41,660
Stop talking.
601
00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:44,569
We know your refrigerators are streaming
602
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,540
all recorded audio to the cloud.
603
00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,470
Every single conversation.
604
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:51,620
Which is tantamount to
illegal wiretapping.
605
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:54,930
You thought a mime
performing fellatio was bad?
606
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,900
What happens when your
customers find out
607
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,300
that every single thing
they've ever said
608
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:01,610
in front of their "hearth"
has been recorded?
609
00:25:03,910 --> 00:25:05,040
Oh, shit.
610
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,829
We never listen to any recordings.
611
00:25:07,830 --> 00:25:11,190
Look, we never wanted to get into
this tech stuff in the first place,
612
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,149
but our marketing department insisted.
613
00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:14,570
Between us...
614
00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:17,990
Gavin Belson was the one
that pushed us to sue you.
615
00:25:18,430 --> 00:25:20,250
Is there something we can do here?
616
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,260
This is a deal memo
617
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,670
stating that Pied Piper will
fix your security issue,
618
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,900
and update your system
619
00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:29,900
to Pied Piper's stack in the future
620
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,570
which will lower your server costs
621
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:33,840
and improve the security
of your fridges.
622
00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:36,240
In exchange, you drop the suit.
623
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840
Uh, Richard?
624
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,210
Did I state that correctly?
Is that our offer?
625
00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:43,230
Uh-huh. Yep.
626
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,220
I'd also like to tell you I
have a Seppen bread machine,
627
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,660
and I have never been
happier with an appliance.
628
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,490
- Pleasure.
- Thank you so much.
629
00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:54,660
Hey.
630
00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:57,230
I'm so sorry if I overstepped my bounds.
631
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,090
It's just time was of the essence.
632
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:01,490
Are you kidding me? Jared, you saved us.
633
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,089
And you did it without
having to fuck Gilfoyle over.
634
00:26:05,090 --> 00:26:06,530
- Thanks!
- Yeah, um...
635
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,369
We should talk about what
they said about Gavin.
636
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,230
Hello, Pied Piper!
637
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,280
Nice gender mix.
638
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,370
Could use a little more color.
639
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,880
Baby steps, right? Where do you want me?
640
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,810
- What are you doing here?
- What are you talking about?
641
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,829
Well, I-I said I'd call you.
642
00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,360
I didn't say I was hiring you.
643
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,690
Richard...
644
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,119
I-I left Dana for you.
645
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,460
I know. Ha!
646
00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:30,480
I'm aware.
647
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,620
But...
648
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,060
let me try a little radical candor.
649
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,630
Um, cheating on your CEO
650
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,130
and then blaming it all on me
651
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,350
is not really the kind of
behavior I like to reward.
652
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:47,320
Nor is pushing me to
put my friend in jail.
653
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,750
Okay.
654
00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:51,800
You want candor, Richard?
655
00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:55,410
You are objectively
making a huge mistake.
656
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,739
I'm a world-class COO, okay?
657
00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,180
And your heavy metal friend?
658
00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:00,840
I mean, he's obviously a dick.
659
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,749
And you know... You know
what else, Richard?
660
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,950
You're 20 to 30 pounds underweight.
661
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,310
It's gross.
662
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,390
Who was that? He seemed smart!
663
00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:14,000
Hey, Richard?
664
00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:17,070
I'm at least 45 pounds underweight.
665
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:19,500
Okay, and don't worry about him.
666
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:21,800
We're gonna find you a much better COO.
667
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,200
I think we already have.
668
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,640
You want the job?
669
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,050
Jared, uh...
670
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,460
Alright, okay.
671
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,430
I'm okay.
672
00:27:35,431 --> 00:27:37,220
I know, just take it...
Everyone can see you.
673
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,150
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, let's have a seat.
674
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,990
- Just think about it.
- I'm okay!
675
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,250
Yeah, let's...
676
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,120
Do you want some water?
Just breathe, just breathe.
677
00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:49,030
Seppen said that Gavin was
pushing them to sue us, right?
678
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:51,699
Uh, yeah, but that
shouldn't be a surprise.
679
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,730
But Seppen had no idea that we broke in.
680
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:55,460
How the fuck did Gavin know?
681
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:56,830
Right!
682
00:27:56,850 --> 00:28:00,270
What? Are you suggesting that...
683
00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:03,480
someone in here is leaking
info to Gavin Belson?
684
00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:04,770
I am.
685
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,390
We have a mole on our hands.
686
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:15,249
What the fuck is going on over there?
687
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,880
Um, yeah, bad news.
688
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,980
Seppen just left, and... and it
looks like they're gonna settle.
689
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:23,520
Hey! Dude.
690
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,290
We have a mole!
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