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What balls!.

Good night

Here, in summary, The argument of the news today.

Great solution for "Michellángelo" and "Rafaello".

Troubling questions about the kidnapping of the century.

Interview with Minister private equity ...

on the allegations of which has been subjected.

Important conclusions of the work ...

Commissions Parliamentarians.

After failing attempt to transform ...

the "Michellángelo" and "Rafaello" pride of our Merchant Marine ...

in floating palaces, clinics and hotels, ...

the relevant Minister decided to transform them into ships.

A German tourist was bathed in the waters of the Tyrrhenian ...

If.

What matters to smoke?.

Okay

Sorry.

To be bathed Tyrrhenian waters ...

has remained miraculously alive.

The Vatican reserves to comment ...

on legitimacy of the miracle.

The commission for the Abolition of Supreme Useless ...

managed to bring the number Entities, of 54,000 a. ..

"95,000?.

54,000 to 95,000.

The entities newly formed, is the E.A.C.P.,

"Ente Assistance Refugee ...

of eruption Pompeii and Herculaneum.

The E.P.T.I., "Body for the Innocenti Tube release.

News.

Latest episode ...

Latest episode of youth violence.

He says: "The police force was forced to use tear gas ...

to restore order in a Roman school ...

occupied by a group of extremists.

Thanks to the cold Our agents ...

incidents resolved without casualties. "

It appears that we have a telephoto.

Look at the telephoto.

It comes

We expect the signal.

Now comes.

Do you see or not see, This telephoto extremists?.

From left, if ...

Then set it.

Usually, you're coming.

- "NO TO DOUBLE TIME. - The school occupied by extremists.

So we said?. Ah, yes.

Let us now the sensational kidnapping ...

both stupor has caused worldwide, ...

for the exceptional kidnapped fame ...

and the no less exceptional amount requested for the rescue.

Twenty-five million.

The sad record statistical abduction.

So far, however, failed to ...

One moment, please.

An anonymous call us advised that in a phone booth ...

Independence Square, have left us this message.

A videotaped message.

Yes, we have a coil film of 8 mm.

- Miss, please. - Yes.

. Take it to the projection booth. - Right away.

- Yes this is a taping of the abduction ... - And the delivery.

Thank you.

Call the lawyer. Take 1.

I want to assure you all ...

I am with good health and quite ...

able to understand and act.

Therefore, in full According to my captors ...

for payment the ransom for my freedom, ...

attempt to appeal to that, that, In short, I consider my true, ...

real family my workers.

Workers Mirafiori Building automation operators ...

Rivalta operators, Large Engines operators ...

operators terriers, all my workers ...

will you who pay my ransom.

Each workers give up my ...

to 3 days of basic wage. I've done the calculations.

An average of 30,000 per 500,000 workers, ...

add 15 million plus a fee "per capita" ...

5,000 lire to make 2 million.

Still be lacking 7 million 500,000.

of which 3 will receive of the Pension Fund ...

and the rest of the Fund Family Allowances.

Because I and my operatives are the most beautiful Italian family.

My dear, thanks the strong hug to all.

And finally, we an interview recorded by me ...

for Service Foreign TG3.

- You made it?. Can I?. - Yes, please.

"MEETING MONTECITORIO"

We here at the Plaza Montecitorio ...

pending personality ...

that these days is the center a series of lively controversy ...

and perplexing questions. Here it is.

Mr. Minister, allows me some questions ...

- For Chain TG3. - If you hurry, please.

You are aware of the serious allegations against him ...

for funds misappropriated eaters of orphans.

- There is talk of 200 million. - I know them ...

That's it. Did not think it appropriate, to arrive at the truth ...

the immediate resignation to your high office?.

Resigning?. Never!.

It would be a wrong decision.

You mean that his resignation would be ...

an implicit recognition of his guilt.

No, no. I will not give to do my battle ...

from a position of privilege.

From my position I control research ...

misrepresent the evidence, corrupt witnesses ...

I, in short, divert the sense of justice.

Honor, but that is not irregular and contrary to the law?.

No young the law I respect it.

And especially the law of the strongest.

And right now I am the strongest, I take it.

- It is my foremost duty. - Duty to whom?.

To the electorate who gave me their vote ...

for me: jobs, favors, permits, ...

remission tax avoidance of ...

administration black background ...

dam levels poorly constructed ...

blackmail scandals, Currency smuggling, ...

Sorry but What horn are you saying?.

I'm saying that the electorate sees in me ...

a transgressor. If contrary would choose ...

a man of probity, honest and well ...

"I would vote for me?.

Goodbye boys. Come on.

But, but ... That son of a bitch.

What is it?. Still not finished?.

And I have to say?. What was finished?.

Okay.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here concludes our first newsletter.

See you in our next edition.

They convey the English lesson ...

for signature: "A language for everyone."

A LANGUAGE FOR ALL

Good morning.

We reviewed Lesson No. 4 ...

"I am a woman."

"This is my head."

"These are my eyes."

"This is my nose."

"This is my mouth."

"This is my neck."

"This is my bust ...

and this is my navel. "

"This is my ass."

And now Lesson No. 5.

"After you, madam.

This is the fourth she rented.

Oh, this is the bed.

This is the spacious bathroom.

Oh, I see. This is the balcony.

If indeed quiet.

And what is the palace opposite?.

Oh, that's an embassy.

I like very much your room, Madame.

What is your profession?.

Agent of the C.I.A.?. But what is the C.I.A.?.

I am a Secret Agent cash ...

and if she can find my name in the Yellow Pages.

It is a detachable rifle you will put together quickly.

If now go out to the balcony.

Through this lens I I see the entrance of the Embassy.

And is there a limousine parked outside the Embassy?.

Ah, now I see a dignitary black leaving the Embassy.

Gotta go. I do not need your spacious room, madam.

- Why you want to shoot me?. - Because I am a Secret Agent ...

of D.I.A. Agency Defense Intelligence ...

much more powerful that the very C.I.A.

I'm almost dead ...

and my name will be canceled Yellow Pages ...

Anyway, do not forget consult the Yellow Pages ...

where they can find the name ...

This highly efficient Secret Agents of the D.I.A.

Gentiles television viewers, they transmit the tele-film ...

"The bomb".

"THE BOMB"

A group of fascists surrounded me and hit me.

Ah, come to denounce them.

Second floor, the front door.

Hey, sorry ...

All certificates!.

Certificates photo or certificates later.

And change the pitch if they want to be treated.

Getting in line!.

What say?.

Nocella, are you listening?.

Yes, Mr. Commissioner.

Bring a dictionary containing the word "beggar."

- It says "pediguenio. - It says "beggar."

Bring immediately.

Yes Sir.

"Pediguenio" or "beggar." "Pediguenio" or "beggar."

Nocella, can know you're watching?.

- Do not you standing?. - Yes, but if you're standing ...

"Because it" ticking "?.

"Tic-tac"?.

We investigate whence.

Climb inspect the cafeteria.

Brigadier us paste has a good scare.

- And why?. - We feel a little noise ...

What is this "ticking"?.

The tap dripping bathroom.

One of these days I will repair.

Go!.

Nocella, Did you bring a dictionary?.

No time to bring it, Mr. Commissioner ...

because I diverted by problems ...

Gravity more pressing. Did you report?.

Report.

I was looking for the dictionary ...

when I hear a "tick-tock", not identified.

Which is or is not, it is not known.

- A clock. - No, sir.

Thought internal us all ...

was concerned about the certainty a probability of two syllables ...

Hear!.

Bom-ba ...

Do not make me laugh!.

However, Doctor, if you put your ear ...

We do not for this boludez!.

Silence!. Keep calm!.

This is a type of explosive.

Evacuate immediately Building civilians. Stop.

Simultaneously senior staff and troops ...

evacuate deposits carrying ammunition ...

documents "top-secret ",...

truncated balances, elements of telephone tapping, ...

search and attack animals, ...

light and heavy weapons ...

and all that interested. Stop.

Note Mr. Investigator, ...

the word order: "Every man for himself." Stop.

Meeting at the corner bar. Come on!.

Captain Lapatuia!.

Six minutes, thirty seconds from the call!.

An absolute record.

Entirely at his command. Where is the bomb?.

At the police station. To you, it's up to find her.

Tell me now, How was this "ticking"?.

Need accurate data.

Brigadier Negatto.

For me more than a "ticking" was a "tic-toc".

Agent Nocella, to their ranks.

Excuse Brigadier, but I modestly ...

I heard it first. I am quite sure that it was "ticking" ...

at best, "tac-tac".

These jerks do not know anything. It looked like a "watch" and did "knock-knock".

This is called speak out: "toc-toc".

There can be nothing but electromagnetic timer command ...

P.T.M. model mounted on a detonator with nitroglycerin ...

high power.

Commander, evacuate occupants of homes ...

within a radius of 800 meters.

"Fire Service, ready to intervene?.

Always ready!.

Go!.

Go!. Come on!.

Here, Carlos Mattadori speaking to them ...

In our risk we got to this position ...

which is the most advanced allowed by the security forces.

Excuse me, Excuse me!.

Here's, here it is!.

We are just a few meters Captain Lapatuia ...

generous and popular deactivators figure of ...

with his boys attempt to prevent ...

that the bomb explodes, with incalculable consequences.

For Lampaccioni which is the smallest!.

4 and 3, 7. 12.

- 18. 21. 26. 29. 33. - The neighbors of the Police ...

must leave home wisely.

Are advised to take all what is of value or utility.

Attention. Immediate Attention!.

36, 37, 38, 39, 40 ...

141!. Ah, Tirabucchi, always lucky!.

I came to you, Are not you proud?.

I'm very proud, but I have a wife.

Silence!. Does the motto of our strength is not ...

"when you touch the brown, Peel and it sends?.

- Tirabucchi, I'll send!. - If Lord.

- The moment arrived. - Come on, you see the country.

While all leave home and possessions ...

a heroic screwdriver mined enters the building.

is about to enter with boldness. Is about to enter. And went.

And God help you.

There. We sighted Commissioner Pertinacci the famous ...

which gives us ask a clear picture of the situation.

Commissioner, is television ...

- If, say. - Give me ice cream, take the microphone.

The television cameras are here.

Research delicate ...

responsibility, inquisition ...

and acquisition of elements of relevance ...

- Parsimony induce ... - Mayor Arrives Commissioner.

- Mayor Arrives Commissioner. - It's coming.

Attention.

As ... As commander of the forces ...

they are a bulwark of freedom and democracy ...

What can you say This pump, endangering ...

his life and their men?. Talk ...

This pump subversive ...

that under another would surely be hidden ...

us, however, the show.

"" The show " in that sense, Commissioner Mayor?.

Please explain.

That, the pump, which proposes to the people's opinion ...

the legitimate need a healthy repressive regime ...

Red Brigades or other colors, generally subversive ...

we see and caught him.

Pertinacci Commissioner, complete information.

Commissioner, Do you want to add something?.

Deeply grateful.

We thank Commissioner Pertinacci ...

which has ensured that ...

Lord, sit, please.

If you'll excuse me, we have a small problem ...

What?.

What is it?.

- Commissioner, your ice cream. - Ah, thanks. Sorry.

This ice cream is what I give you, Mr. Commissioner Major.

Tirabucchi, Are you listening?.

Position, position change.

'm in the hall of the baths ...

Continued. Do you hear the tiqui-tiqui?.

still ticking where it takes you.

The country is with you.

am informed, Do you hear something?.

Odors and improper, Mr. Captain.

Is the detector reacts ?.

He did not, but I do.

It is clear that for us, this pump ...

Thank you.

operating or not operating, ...

for us is bread, gold, frankincense and myrrh.

- Please. - Thanks.

Help!.

- What is the problem?. - The Accountant.

Today was particularly agitated.

It appears that sensed the danger.

- But who do they speak?. - From Counter Pandolfini.

Do not tell me yet are in custody ...

Counter that Pandolfini, arrested 3 years ago ...

by telling An official epithet: ...

"I do not want I break more balls. "

Unfortunately if by an oversight ...

we have not met maximum detention time.

But you are 3 years allowed to proceed. Release him immediately!.

- No. - Escondido, for the backdoor

No, no. How do we do?.

After 3 years, is very angry and make a scandal.

Hello, hello. Tirabucchi, where are you?.

- I am on the target. - You are on the target. Good!.

Prudence!. Give me details but do not overdo it.

What shape?. What characteristics?.

If the bomb explodes Accountant will have the problem.

But if we exploit be free of him forever.

- Where is the girl?. - At the police station ...

And that is what will you do?.

To retrieve the bag I missed this morning I left ...

- Yes?. - With shopping and a clock. A new alarm clock ...

Arrest him!. Arrest him!.

It is a crazy!. Grab him, take it!.

Take her away, quick!.

Outside, it's crazy!. An ambulance, quick!.

Commissioner Staff, What happened?.

- Nothing. - Where the are you taking it?.

- No, nothing. - Can you tell us is happening?.

She is the mother the deactivator Tirabucchi.

Hello, hello. Tirabucchi, where are you?.

I found the bomb, it is not.

It is a common clock. Go out?.

An awakening?. Stop and leave immediately.

No, do not move!. I am the Commissioner Pertinacci ...

Tirabucchi, are you listening?.

The object found, not there. "Sure?.

- No. - How not?.

Is this clear?.

No.

Say if Tirabucchi!. Say if it helps to understand.

If.

Tirabucchi, Disarm them!.

How?.

Remove contact that damn explosive, by God.

Devuélvamelo!.

Meeting request to clarify the situation.

- Meeting agreed. - Come to the bar.

You propose to change an alarm by a bomb.

The gunners we will pay and never a joke.

It would at least a suspension, a truce ...

to talk to another level and obtain support.

We are all the edge of ridicule.

You if I did not. I give them half an hour.

I maintain Tirabucchi inside my ...

but at 12:30 o'clock, the bag outside.

With the clock neck. Gentlemen.

Pertinacci in 10 minutes, in the secret place ever.

- In the usual place?. - Secret.

- Commander. - Present, Excellency.

On completion of the surveys ministerial ...

commissioned by the government, reveal that the preference index ...

to law enforcement in these 5 hours ...

has risen to the level Sandokan. Thanks to the pump.

We are glad.

Thanks to the pump we consider ourselves ...

on a launching pad to important new orbits ...

of extremist opposition. Did you understand, no?.

- I understand. - The pump must operate.

That bomb, Excellency?. It is an alarm clock.

Here, we must hold anything.

The responzabilizo to you 3 by the plan's success.

- What plan?. - Listen to the bag.

"Alarm or pump, Excellency?.

Bomba. Personally synchronized my watch.

From the moment Lapatuia's ultimatum ...

have exactly 30 minutes to come from behind ...

At the station, convert the order in madness ...

and withdraw decently. End of plan.

It's a plan absolutely brilliant, Excellency.

At work!. Wait in the car explosion.

Thank you, Excellency.

That's it. I won Lapatuia ultimatum.

We have half time to time. Camino forbid.

Just by heating.

Have no regrets. In winter with the boiler burning was worse.

Socorro open the door. "

Soon suffering will be over.

If I may be an opinion, Commissioner Mayor, here's not right.

All they would say as the expert not detected immediately.

The more you do the role of idiots, the better.

That is true, but we have time ...

seek a the right place, right?.

are the 12 and 46 minutes, P.M.

But as I am quarter of an hour late?.

subversive bomb was true. SALTA COMMISSIONER FOR AIR.

Commissioner Mayor and two brave officers heroic victims of the infamous attack.

Die also a passing visitor, Counter called Pandolfini.

It does, it does, is done ...

Here's how and so easy ...

It does, it does, is done ...

For dad, life it's all here ...

And now, together ...

is a lucky boy.

Fortunate because has a dad who thinks of him.

dad already led to five million Swiss ...

and is still taking a little more each time.

Come, come!. Grab this!.

A city in the mirror. A triptych of Naples.

Let the children ...

Since Holy Christmas is the symbol of childhood and the family ...

necessary remind and impress ...

they are wrong all bow now ...

for the contraceptive practices.

We think with horror ...

that if certain practices, invoked by many, had been accepted, ...

all of you dear children, are blessed by God ...

would not be today, here before us.

With its fervent intelligence ...

and your wonderful and evangelical innocence ...

that illuminates this place with the light of God ...

you confirm to us that human life is a great gift ...

and is sacred because sin is serious and terrible crime ...

kill a life in the womb ...

Fruitful and multiply!.

Prizes!.

- What luck. - Ven.

But do not need a qualification?

But studies. It is the largest of 9 siblings ...

Father is unemployed and sick mother.

Purchase the Castellamari biscuits!.

20 lire cakes, 20 lire sweets!.

Prepare your hands!.

I have the pulp and sugar candy!.

20 lire cakes!.

Today 20 lire and not 10, because the air is damp ...

and sugar is heavier.

"Just at this time come to work?.

Balloons!. I beautiful balloons!.

Balloons!. I have balloons!. Balloons!.

Ah, Gennarino. You have arrived.

Today I took a shortcut to arrive earlier.

- Hey, who gave you the medal?. - I gave the Bishop.

And why?.

Tell me who told you.

What I said?. He said that life is a gift from God.

That abortion is a crime.

He said: "Be fruitful and multiply."

My dear, have you spellbound?. Come here close.

Gennarino, "Went crazy or not?.

Mother!.

Gennarino, but how intended that this creature eats it?.

Mom, I I'm not hungry.

- Let's wash!. - No, I will!.

- You have to wash!. - No!.

Gennarino, it is 3:00.

Gennarino, clean it and with clothing on the balcony.

We think with horror ...

that if certain practices, invoked by some, be made ...

you all, dear boys, blessed by God ,...

not be here before us.

you tell us that human life is a great gift ...

and is sacred because it is grave sin and heinous crime ...

kill a life in the womb ,...

"be fruitful and multiply."

Images we've seen ...

we have clearly shown ...

that the serious problem City of Naples ...

is the problem of childhood.

We are joined here today, in "Studio 7" ...

Professor Ludwig Joseph Schmidt ...

distinguished scholar and an expert in sociology ...

and demographics ...

the University of California.

Professor Schmidt, ...

What do think about these serious problems we have discussed?.

That. I ... in my studio ... I ... a discovery.

Do you .. uh, you know that famous book ... if you know ...

maybe you read it ... "Gulliver's Travels"?.

- Yes. - The author's name is Jonathan Swift.

The Jonathan Swift was a famous scholar ...

Sociology and problems of overcrowding ...

of overpopulation. And the has written an important book ...

I have here, and that Chapter 2 ...

he reports a speech he has done in 1729 ...

think, think on how long before I did ...

He has spoken in Parliament in London, ...

the English Parliament ... and he made the following propo ...

- How do you say in Italian?. - Proposal.

This proposti, which is that in 1729 in the city of Dublin ...

the children were under the same conditions ...

children Naples now.

And he says ... exactly ... Swift ... proposed ...

you want, which proposes that all children in Ireland ...

are maintained until the age of one year ...

- What then?. - Simple.

There needs to these children, after a year ...

are removed their families and placed in ...

What do you call those great venues ...

which are all surrounded by barbed wire?.

The barbed wire because these animali ... "I'm saying? ...

These children are escape, otherwise, right?.

They are good at eating, to bring to fat.

Then grab the that are more beautiful and healthy ...

and at this point is the solution.

You can do: cooked with lemon and oil ...

with some salt and pepper if you like.

Or you can do Grilled, live, ...

Grilled I really like ...

even shout a lot when it gets into iron.

Or it could be, if there is time ...

patience is required and attention, this is done ...

is taken and put into a aceto bath, and wine is put ...

then put parsley, nutmeg, ...

- Thyme. - Thyme. So is his name?.

You take this, and this gets is optimal and is called "the jacket".

Excuse me, Professor Schmidt, if not understood correctly.

Do you proposes children eat?.

Not all, not all!. Only the poor ...

that in the city of Naples are exactly, 85% of the population.

Because all problems will be solved ...

the grave problem of abortion, in Italy, which is so much talk.

And that matters: if there abortions, are cooked, right?.

Then, for example, another problem is the abandoned children.

Need not be abandoned, because it makes them "the hunter", right?.

And besides, the city of Naples becomes an industrial city ...

because these children can make frozen, for example ...

and exported. There is high demand ...

In supermarkets, of these children frozen.

Or for example canned all in cans, you can ...

Attention. The cans should be, ¿Como se dice?, Put labels ...

Labels.

Be careful. Because if you write, ...

Neapolitan merchants attention, if you write "Child ",...

you should not get in. a cat or a rat.

Do not make a mess of Naples.

He says' baby, put "child". Understand?.

"Auf wiedersehen".

We thank Professor Schmidt ...

and spent the transmission the central study.

I was saying, Where did I see?.

Then I realized.

Did you see that movie ... "Adela H"?.

Yes, I saw her a couple of days.

And you have not noticed that you have a resemblance to the French actress, ...

como se llama?.

- Isabelle Adjani?. - Well!.

- No. .. - No, look, I swear. Not to make a compliment ...

- It seems to me that ... - But no, you say?. It's so beautiful ...

Oh, because you are ugly?. You are very pretty.

- Thanks. - I say that even more beautiful.

Excuse me, please.

Yes?. Okay.

We invited our study, 4 authorized exponents ...

the preceding Neapolitan city administration ...

who kindly answered our television viewers ...

that during our program ...

may telephone propose questions and opinions.

Rep. Lobov, Lobov Rep. ...

I'm innocent!.

Rep. Lobov, and Rep. Lobov.

Brothers, I suppose ...

Or relatives?.

No, no. Nothing to do.

You, Who are they?.

I never saw, I do not know.

- Is it true?. - Sure, Dad.

So ...

a city more dear to the Italians ...

Naples, still suffers a decade of bad governments.

Severe deficit in the communal balance, ...

the number of unemployed is greater than that of the inhabitants, ...

poceadas streets, destroyed buildings ...

the historic invaded by rats, ...

in short, a kind of year 1000.

Deputies, "They've done to Naples?.

How did to get so low?.

First of all, I speak fast, ...

publicly thank to our Party stronghold ...

Quartermaster Quartermaster behind ...

and sob .. about regional protection.

Another Quartermaster Naples democracy ...

Naples beautiful, so beautiful ...

into the hearts ...

of the children far away, close ... Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

Thank You, Deputy Lobov.

And now to you, Deputy Lobov.

I emphasize honesty demonstrated by us ...

to the population, population, ...

with the population, within the population, ...

- Infiltrated the population ... - Thank Congressman Lobov.

And now to you, Deputy Lobov.

My distinguished predecessor, speaking, alluded to the rapport ...

of the problem Municipality, ...

thanks to our successful efforts, alert, and alerts are.

We have always been, really controlling ...

as a bulwark, always strongly against the red electorate ...

than a tiger or a hyena, want to affirm about our city ...

which bled and gutted, designed in this celestial Gulf ...

of the same hand of God.

Excuse me, sorry.

- Transcripts of calls received. - Okay.

If they ask, What should I say?.

Ah, thanks.

But we must respond.

Well, the first ...

"I wonder that these four children ... "

Ah, we started well ...

- But, are all insults. - The worst not even scored.

Thanks, dear.

Well, I think is time to synthesize.

I tried really synthesize, deputies ...

spirit of these calls.

That is, they wonder "how Naples has been for many years, ...

managed by four criminals ",...

- Words I read here ... - Okay, it gives color.

"who have exploited the city occupying all key posts "...

and even less key.

- No, but does that is written there?. - No, that's what I add ...

- Is a bit heavy?. - No, well, very well.

"How could they ignore these monstrosities ...

Civil growth population and democratic lesson ...

other cities which especially in the north ...

have passed through various administrations.

But how Naples want to place ...

level Bologna?. But that region, nation, ...

thus has a beautiful sun, a sea so blue ...

a sky so clear?.

Men of Naples!.

Do you coarsen want ...

working on the roads 10 hours a day like animals ...

leaving your permanent state of unemployment?.

- Exactly!. - Women in Naples!.

You want change social classification?.

No more female feminist but ...

no more funny, but pretentious, ...

no more honeyed, but cloying.

Naples city heart-shaped!.

Naples, sweet!.

- This is me as I am. - This is for me!.

It is our city!. We do what we want!.

Let us it is our right!.

Ownership absolute and relative!.

Eternal life in the City!.

- We are left with the Commune!. - The power to us ...

- For me, for me!. - I want more, want it all!.

I posts more posts, more posts!.

Please calm down!.

We are in the air!.

Ladies and gentlemen, so we ended our discussion: ...

"Naples, sick a convalescent ".

administration my administration I have to ...

I'll take phones and radios ...

- Let's stay with everything ... - All, all!.

Tonight, "Estudio abierto" lasted more than usual ...

in the interest of the subject.

It is exactly ...

My watch ...

Damn!.

These unfortunate I had stolen the watch ...

We apologize for the brief interruption, personal.

After "Open Studio" to service today ...

connect with our outer chamber ...

for transmission military parade ...

under acts of O.T.A.N.

The Commander of the 3rd Column occur immediately at his post ...

for the start of the parade.

Where is the General?.

I saw him running toward headquarters, his face red.

That 3rd Column be prepared to march.

That 3rd Column be prepared to march.

Mr. General!.

Mr. General!.

Sorry, Column is ready to march.

It is for us, we are behind.

Mr. General we can not expect more!.

We require ...

"HOSPITAL" "All full. Just place standing.

We resume the transmission apologizing for the interruption.

Boy, here.

Yes?.

Good but What's wrong?.

Agreed.

Where is he?.

Did you look here?.

Are you?.

No, I read it already. It is a story of Pisa ...

but always here Leaf is a brothel.

Is this it?.

You read it Come, courage.

Come, come here.

Pisa. A group Researchers ...

after years of painstaking research ...

laborious studies, did isolate the virus of corruption ...

from which we show specimens strongly expanded.

The virus is transmitted ...

The virus is transmitted extremely easy ...

with a single tear.

The vidriólogos I have submitted ...

Virologists.

Virologists prepared quickly a vaccine ...

- Inmuti ... ininmu ... - Okay.

Come on.

Forward, if not everything is ruined.

The Ministry of Health has banned the sale in Italy ...

of the vaccine immune to corruption ...

to avoid the total paralysis ...

many sectors activity of our country.

And now, news from Rome.

The General Counsel has directed the immediate demolition ...

the ruins of a the fourth century Roman temple A.C., ...

emerging improperly front of the villa with pool ...

the Entrepreneur Marcazzi construction ...

destroying the harmony of the said Villa.

And finally ...

on the terrible plague child labor in Italy, ...

a report made at a workshop in the capital.

"Naked TO METALWORKING.

We are in a Roman workshop, where, among other operators ...

working three children.

- Tell me, how old are you?. - Thirteen.

- Hey, how old are you?. - Twelve.

- And you, how old are you?. - Forty-eight ...

I have a wife and children. After 8 months vacant ...

got a job only posing as a child.

Listen, do you have other problems now?.

At noon I eat cookies and chocolates.

And every 3 hours I I shave. If you do not get kicked out.

If.

Johannesburg. The Secretary U.S. State ...

found Prize ...

found with the South African Premier ...

chief Government segregationist ...

for a dinner of black ...

Uh, no, the topic for discussion ...

Blacks were and their emancipation. Good night.

I'm an asshole, right?.

And now, for TV of ...

farmers ...

buyers ...

of the boys ...

will trans ... we present a project ...

le ... transmission project an ...

for more ...

for more deaf ...

for the more religious ...

for more .. more ...

The children's TV. The program for the boys.

INSPECTOR TUTTUMPEZZO

I do not wrinkle. I surrender.

Tuttumpezzo Inspector, I do not wrinkle and do not give me ...

tonight is deployed, to the town of a bully.

Big Thing today, eh!.

Who is it?. What do you want?.

Public Security with a search warrant.

You wait here and you come inside. Dangerous parts, eyes open.

Look inside, immediately quiet as a cat.

When he looks demurely immediately realizes ...

that the service of duty, High field must agree ...

Tuttumpezzo says "hui" "I care about that to me?.

The Commander Palese. And do not tell me not ...

because well that is.

To follow orders, I have the house surrounded.

Will you come, please?.

Tuttumpezzo erupts, at the home of the bully.

knows that its response we can spoil the party.

but knows it is his mission, Drawer breaking eggs.

Dearest ...

- Does the Commander Palese?. - Naturally.

With the issue of bribery ...

for Nuclear Power Plants you pocketed ...

fraudulently ...

Yes, I know everything. Do not do problems and do his duty.

Gustavo, I need a bag, with some changes of clothes.

- Fast?. - Yes, fast, and a large suitcase.

Did you hear?. Do not waste time, give me that.

We take a glass of champagne.

No thanks, not in service.

Come on, boy!.

- Vladimir, what do you do?. - I'm game.

Look, greeting some And I'm friends with you

Drink, do not be shy.

I'm not joking, I'm Tuttumpezzo Inspector.

- Forty million. - Bank.

Tuttumpezzo at this point, odors feels dead.

Of silly routine does to see how it ends.

But, What do you do here?.

Inspector Tuttumpezzo. I came to arrest the Commander.

Ah, yes. That I know. Alone wonder they do with the tray.

- No, no. For charity, Ms. - Let him pray.

- No, no, I insist ... - Give me, please.

help Mrs. is engaged without delay.

So, okay.

Come, took him to the kitchen.

To see how it ends, continues to love the kitchen.

Unaware plumbing fix the pipe.

lady as a Goddess makes you feel many things.

While thinking: "The landlady, certainly is very pretty ",...

but I am working Chief, service and do not soften.

A good slice of pineapple whiskey for the Lord.

then I feel interest pineapple, what is it?.

And I was very intrigued to see how it ended.

- Senator's waiting. - The jacket, Lady!.

Oh, Mother!.

Is it a coincidence the incident, or is a veiled accident. "

plays the fool on occasion to see the intention.

is alert, always ready, inattentive and very silly.

- Sorry for the inconvenience. - It was because of my husband ...

Tonight is a little nervous.

- Well. - Do you know that in a week, there were 2 waiters me?.

Abdul first and then that wretched Salvatore.

I understand.

Tonight we celebrate with a small ceremony ...

the first anniversary of the Volpinaci appointment of Senator ...

to President Ente of Hydrocarbons.

Tuttumpezzo only remains and be part of the party ,...

talks with the Lord and Senator omen ...

and suddenly thinking, he begins to suspect.

Suddenly lights and knows how it ends.

Perhaps the secret fear an environment so cute ...

which induces a huge change, face, gestures and even ...

apparently entirely, a modest waiter.

true that he takes the spear not retain the stain.

Your destination everyday is serving the citizen.

have one last attempt to fulfill its mandate.

Commander, in our case, remember ...

No, not tonight.

Do I spend tomorrow?.

Let's do something, I call on the phone.

Tuttumpezzo does not fold, does not wrinkle and is not delivered,

but if you find anyone who hits, creases and then delivery.

Italian Chronicles THE CHARACTER OF THE DAY

Excuse me. Listen, Mr. Guardabassi!.

- Can respond some questions. - Me?.

We TV

One moment, already low, wait a minute.

For the "Person of the Day" we are here in Milan ...

to interview Mr. Menelaos Guardabassi.

What are you doing in this boat?.

Can not you see?. Trip.

Every so give me a ticket ...

and I do a cruise. Free.

Do you is retired not?.

- Do you hear what I mean?. - Of course you can hear everything, we are recording.

Yes, I worked. He was supervisor.

Decommissioned. Now no more work.

I have a pension.

That's what we wanted to talk. Can you tell us how much they charge?.

- Speak with confidence. Will not fear of the treasury, no?. - No, no.

Recovery 32,000 lire a month.

And how does it do?.

I'm not complaining ...

Every morning at I wake up about 7:00 in, ...

jump out of bed, good breath and then ...

What is this?.

And presto, I go to makeup.

Lady!.

The handle of the faucet.

- Watch your head!. - Thanks.

Go to the source.

Here I have everything my beautiful "necessaire".

Things to teeth.

The texture of the canary.

It has rich taste but the best.

I brush my teeth.

Little, but good.

The hands, however, I washed them with this ...

You know what this is?.

It is not a soap. It is scented paper containers.

Put them in the shops.

Much better than soap.

In today's soaps you never know what they put inside ...

however this is a first class thing.

Look, look

It is the role that comes in boxes of tuna.

Feel the scent of the sea.

Do you feel the smell of the sea?.

Feel the scent of the sea.

But you are a real bath, Do not you ever take?.

If, in the summer.

Bathing too often, skin will be ruined.

Took him long hair not because going to the hairdresser ...

but to have the neck warm.

Do not eat breakfast?.

No, no, is a vice that I have.

I am not of those who think only of eating.

Not even to drink coffee?.

Ah, yes, perfect. I start to get high in the morning.

Coffee excites.

Yes, sometimes, when I Sunday with friends, I take it.

Not really sorry.

Hey, hey!. Do not take the bus?.

I do not take ever I am an independent person.

Further to the left. A little further to the left.

So okay?.

- Come on. - Sorry.

Perfect.

No, not so bad!.

More tension in that place!. It was more to the left, right?.

That guy is an idiot.

With the vast experience I have ...

I say a thing twice, enough, right?.

I'm going to stay until noon, going crazy for them.

Returning to his home for lunch?.

No, I go to the Sanatorium.

Whither?.

But who is Director?.

I have a hunger, today!.

Vitamin B12 and vitamin C.

A full menu, eh?. First course, ...

second with garrison fruit and bread.

- What do you now?. - I have a cough.

- What then?. - Give me a syrup.

After dinner, is an excellent digestive.

Not as good as Boldo, but better for sugar.

And hot with a lemon twist, hit hard.

I see you still interested women.

You better.

And since when not be entertained with a?.

In confidence, I'm going on the road.

When you hold this road ...

Hello. Can you do me a service, have time?.

Hot Hand 1000, cold hands 500.

Hey, cool hand.

Take 500.

- Dale Laura, Do me a good job. - My name is Laura, my name is Mary.

I think in Antonelli, so much better.

You will not be jealous, huh?.

- And later, how the matter?. - Hey, I'm not complaining.

I feel fine instead of me watching TV.

No sound is heard, but it is just better.

The usual.

Here is bologna.

200 lire a bologna, 100 yen and 100 yen apple bread.

Sorry, but until yesterday 100 lire of bread was 25 inches ...

- Now they are 20. - Is not heard that there was an increase?.

Yes, but you it is always good, right?.

Yes, yes, I'm not complaining ...

but at any time I go mad.

Sorry but Do you does not even have a mattress?.

No, is the first place in seeking the thieves.

Am I wrong or in this room, no windows?.

It is better, right?.

This falls in summer heat and enters the cold winter.

Constant temperature as in a warehouse.

- And come with syrup?. - And if ...

So you see, actively end my day.

So, do the following calculation, 500 lire a day to eat, right?.

Within a month make 15,000 lire.

In February has 28 days, I can catch a good binge.

15,000 for food and 13,000 for the rental of the house ...

- They do a total ... - 28,000.

28,000, well.

With the first 2,000 lire I left over, do what I want.

There are another 2,000 lire, to face the hard times.

Sure, a little foresight never hurts.

Yes, and think there's retired women who are in charge.

Is the furniture painted on the wall?.

They occupy less space, right?.

Look, I even have pajamas.

It's hot!.

But you do everything with newspapers.

But is not there press freedom, excuse me?.

But you a good steak, For example, does not see it ever?.

Filét ", that is?.

Oh, is that carrying Army officers here?.

No, I meant to tender piece of meat to eat.

Beef, filet ...

The filet filet ...

Filét ...

Filét ...

Filét ...

The steak ...

The steak ...

The steak ...

Attorney, you were accused of kidnapping ...

dozens of films under the pretext of obscenity ...

and having considered the Italian people ...

immature, undeveloped, retarded child and bottom.

Exactly!.

But this criticism does not bother him?.

Do not you feel shame, doubts, remorse?.

But I I heard nothing.

- But how do?. - I use it "Ore-tap!.

Control pesky rumors, for a quiet life.

With "Ore-tap" you also have ears ...

a speculator, censor, of repressor.

Just ...

we are ...

all ...

adults ...

We ...

decide ...

head ...

ours!.

Consider the evening programming.

After "The Desgraciómetro", issued ...

The final chapter the soap opera "The Holy throne.

End the night, with ... with ...

with the release of ... Night of the newscast.

"THE DESGRACIÓMETRO"

Ladies and gentlemen, good night.

Welcome to the fifteenth episode of our "Desgraciómetro" ...

In tonight's program involved Megadesgraciados authentic 3 ...

This shows that in Italy, at this time, unfortunately missing ...

because they were selected from thousands ...

of unfortunate we wrote.

Joy!. Joy!.

And they are: Ms. Cogita Bondi, Pinerolo!.

Mr. Maccalusso of Givellina!.

And Mr. Crescenzi, Cantora Rocca!.

And we're going to our first contestant, Ms. Cogita Bondi, Pinerolo.

Go!.

- I am a virgin widow ... - Excuse me ...

This seems a bit ... I really ...

I explain. I was married by proxy. I sent a slightly retouched picture ...

with an immigrant from Australia.

I went to wait at the port, but he, when I saw well, natural ...

jumped from the ship and burst onto the pier.

Trapping on the wedding night!. Magnificent!

- How many points, Marina?. - 35 points.

35 points!. Very good, congratulations Ms.

And we move to the second bidder, Mr. Maccalusso, of Givellina.

Is it deaf?!.

Just dumb ... That bad!.

A leaf?. Mr. Clerk, Can I accept a written misfortune?.

- Yes, it's justified. - Perfect, then ...

"An entrepreneur, which I will not give the name ...

entrusted to me a million for him to use it however she wants ...

but I forgot on the train.

Ay, ay, ay, Mr. Maccalusso ...

forget a million on the train, Mr. Clerk, ...

Is it a misfortune?.

No, that's nonsense.

That's nonsense, my dear.

Therefore this response would be perfect ...

for our next program: "The boludómetro"!.

And you are just removed, disappointment to millions of viewers.

We go with you, Mr. Crescenzi.

I was arrested for stealing an apple on the estate of Prince virility.

In jail I was sodomized by 12 fellow prisoners ...

and two custodians who came to help me.

And on top I increased the penalty.

- Do you have increased the penalty?!. - Yes, sir.

Obscene acts and corruption of public officials.

Fabulous, fabulous!.

- How many points, Marina?. - 55.

55 points, wow!.

And we return of the first booth.

Fast, another good unfortunately. Come on.

- Coming over here I was robbed. - Cool.

I took a tranquilizer, I was wrong ...

and I took a laxative, and now I'm ...

- Cagando "above?!. - Exactly!.

Cagada me!.

60 points.

60 points in the first booth!. Please bath ...

Forward Mr. Crescenzi, it's up to you

In jail I was forced to escape, with the famous ...

"Monster Agerola" author of 27 rapes.

Just go out, people shouting after us ...

"The monster, the monster!".

I lynched my and never knew why.

I lynched him!. Monstrous, formidable!.

Thank you, thank you.

Let the final stage, the button.

Ms. Unhappy Pinerolo, test your button!.

Perfect!.

And now Mr. Crescenzi, test your button!.

Que maravilla, contestant struck down in his booth!.

Freeze!. Where do they go?.

Let him die like this, is your luck.

Here we to our winner!.

Friends viewers See you next week.

And remember that your happiness, is the misfortune of others.

Disasters, disasters!.

"THE HOLY THRONE"

Now a brief summary from previous chapters.

After untold vicissitudes ...

the old Cardinal Pisutti been uploaded to the Holy Throne ...

beating in the Conclave Cardinal Canareggio ,...

toasting which ,...

suddenly attacked by a mysterious evil.

atrocious suffering led him to his deathbed.

At the time of agony, Pope is illuminated by a suspect later.

Step into eternity but you know why.

So now Pope appointed me to me.

Simultaneously, another ambitious character looked the same place ...

the powerful Cardinal Piazza Colonna.

And now give me another grace. Make me Pope appointed me.

And so, on the body just embalming of the deceased Pope ...

Wow, that it left ugly!.

Had called an Egyptian.

was initiated between Cardinals two powerful ...

the most bitter struggle for succession to remember the history of the papacy.

Eminence can not explain this here.

It's like a fresh fish.

It became all in a broth.

- That makes me proposal. - Give me all the votes that have ...

and I at the first opportunity, I pledge to appoint Cardinals ...

20 nephews. Thus, 20 nephews in the Sacred College ...

just let me die, Pope will do to you

80 º And final chapter

- I have half the College. - And me, the other half.

Mean that the scrutiny ...

or equalized or win one by one vote.

- Is risk?. - Sure, I care.

But none of traps or intrigue. Fair election ...

after all, one more vote, is provided.

Do you think, Your Eminence, you can go to the Conclave?.

But how, on a stretcher?.

If you lack it, missing the vote lit. It is virtue, is the mirror of Rome.

With that patience supports evil.

Who, who are all these voices?.

- Are you ready the boat?. - What boat?.

"Charon I ordered the sailor?.

You've given everything to the poor and live in misery.

No, dies in poverty.

Make an effort, arise.

- It requires only the presence. - But I feel bad.

I have the dropsy, the chronic illness, inflammation, ...

health fungus. What else do I have?.

Ah, the heats of San Antonio. The chorea.

Watch this hand. Well, is quiet.

And I have the San Lazaro sores, ...

it is a disease medieval, which no longer has one.

But I have. And I have bad of urine.

Bebo and I swelled up ... Do you know how many days does not pee?.

- Sister Eduvige!. - Yes.

How many days are they going?.

- What would you ask me?. - Tell your Excellency, please.

- Was it you? - They are the angelic trumpets.

- I feel that I called. - Dice always so.

So many times on winter nights ...

I feel at the foot of his bed ...

and His Eminence with his goodness, makes me listen to the concert.

Although it is for fun.

Portera!. Portera!.

- Leave, I will. - Sorry, Eminence.

Take care, is like a child.

Especially with the peppers in broth.

Everything is dirty. And then ...

Portera!.

Ah, that tummy ache!.

She was a whore, but I redeemed.

I got a place in the Reception.

- This what I felt alone. - No, me too.

Yes?. It is seen that I'm in the odor of sanctity.

Vote for me and I'm sending you build ...

an Oratorio large as a cathedral.

But I I am not ambitious.

I am dead to the world.

Slowly me choking.

I just want get a gravedigger.

Do not torment me!. Give me the spoon, which is better.

Then vote for me ...

and when Pope I, Holy do you just die.

Santo is more than the Pope.

Wow, You and your ajicitos!.

Sorry, Sister Hedwig, napkin!.

- It's gone. - When?.

Do you think?.

I down and you up.

Never was a thing.

Will form Holy Gang.

Cross. We do what we want.

We put hand in the Gospels.

In sum, first we parted ...

We formed a pincer ...

and let everyone in between.

- Everybody who?. - I called the Saint and his aura.

With the tray?.

You will get in the cover of the calendar.

No, I am not worthy.

I already worship you. San Felicetta mine, give me grace!.

- Oh, and all this for a vote?. - Only one vote, it depends.

San Peperino!. No, I do not deserve anything.

Enough for me a shovelful of earth.

A cross with two sticks.

And you tempt me in the vain glory.

The temptation is very ugly. You hinted to me the devil.

Now I feel bad.

It's prompting me inside the conflict ...

I twisted guts.

I must resist, I resist!.

Have you heard?. Until Angel tells me not to.

- I feel for you - Is your last word?.

- No, there may be another. - It is enough for the angels!.

No, no, this is a word from me.

Think health, You can.

- Oh yes, then know I mean?. - What?.

Tuck your early in the ass, ...

- You and disease. - Give it for granted.

I was thinking ...

Sister Hedwig!.

But I, Have you eaten?.

Caucus members, good morning.

He began counting the first vote.

and now clearly defined ...

the two trends saint's College.

Piazza Colonna. Blank.

Your mom!.

Blank. Piazza Colonna.

Canareggio. Blank.

Pending result of the count ...

projecting uncertain outcome ...

given the substantial balance forces which oppose ...

now we will brief survey of views.

Do you who voted, Eminence?.

By Cardinal Canareggio.

The just man for the job fair.

Write down this fast.

Eminence, silence, scrutiny continues!.

Eminence.

For the service of opinion, Can you tell me who voted?.

For Cardinal Piazza Colonna.

A very great moralist.

Note.

An autograph, Eminence.

May your grace with me.

It seems that I am shitting in the head, Eminence.

Again tied.

I left the "smoke" above " Eminence. Black smoke.

Oh, it's dark for everyone.

Sister Hedwig, close the curtain. Sign in thick smoke.

I have to make dinner.

Since fumata is not white, I do not wash the napkins more.

That is, so is best. Much better.

The fact scares and tragedy is hidden.

Eduvi Sr., I want to pisha.

Gone. In this, when you need it ...

never is.

The country changes, but the Cardinals ...

are always the same.

Look where I leave the pot, this bitch.

It appears that I did it on purpose.

I'm not ready.

I cut a blow.

I waited, but not so soon.

Come quick pee we gotta go.

If. No, but what pis I do if I die?.

And why want to die?.

But, Death are you not?.

But no, I am.

I had to disguise to leave the conclave.

Ah, it's you. Then pisho.

Yes, yes, but not lose time. I need your vote.

You can not say no. I appeal to your sense of responsibility.

- Have you made?. - Do?. I still need to get started.

- Still?. - Calm. All in good time.

I have my age, I'm not a creature.

- I have the ring ... - What?.

- What is his name?. - El mal de San Vito.

So you have it that has a steady hand.

- Me?. - It is not practical, eh?.

We need help. Sister Hedwig!.

- No, no. Give it to me, I do. - It's good, Sister Hedwig.

- So. - So.

- Be strong direction, eh?. - Yes.

I have to find it.

Here, here. No, it is.

Ah, here, here it is.

How beautiful is pisha.

- If pisharía always be rich. - Yes, but more inside.

Eh, I should be I was any good.

Give me your vote.

Give me your vote, or should I ask God for forgiveness ...

so happen tonight.

- Hand. The hand, the hand ... - Damn!.

- The hand, the hand ... - A paralysis, so that hand ...

The hand ...

Angel has passed.

No, again, again.

Listen, my lord.

Visiting the sick is highly commendable ...

but the wrath is a cardinal sin.

In sum, Do you wake up or not?.

But I I'm already standing, do not you see?.

Usually Last call.

Then die! or at least pisha alone.

However we should try to reach at least until tomorrow!.

Erase it!.

Erase it!.

- Metámoslo within the closet. - Yes.

A dead man!.

This should be one another conclave. As well!.

Eminence now we have the majority.

If no one dies, we're even.

One night, and already 36 Cardinals miss the call.

I understand that God calls the best.

Then the rest of us choosing Papa, what are we the worst?.

I wonder will happen tonight.

Nightlife St. Bartholomew.

But who stay another night?.

- Vote for and let's go. - But why do you vote?.

It disappeared Cardinals 18 each side.

The white notes are always the same.

- And then, that we do. - From here, it is not easy to leave.

Perhaps to overcome the conflict of powers ...

you need a transitional pope, to reestablish the papacy.

A pope open to dialogue, a man of probity and benign.

So I am.

You will be honest, but not benign.

On the contrary, thinking well, you are arduous and evil.

Oh yeah?. Then take!.

Eminence, for the Virgin!.

We are taking unseemly spectacle.

I understand the differences, but the confrontation should be civilized.

Okay, confront civil.

But who is the Pope?.

You need one ... one who does not know ...

one who does not understand, not opinions.

And maybe die very quickly.

- Yeah, sure. - Then you must die very quickly.

We are not eternal.

Who is it?.

Already started condolence visits?.

The Lord has heard.

That empty Incolm I left.

Everyone loved me.

Was so good!.

But who are, shippers?.

What time planned the funeral?.

- He's not dead yet. - No?.

And then are these candles?. Hedwig!.

I'm here.

Tell me, what are all these things?.

All day this symphony. Up, down.

And, you know, the dying are whimsical.

Yes, but do not worry. I take the discomfort.

I die, I die. Give me a little time to do so.

- Eminence. - Hello.

But you happen to Could it be the Cardinal Anibagliano?

- Hedwig!. - I'm here.

Eduvi, is the cardinal Dean and I say something?.

- Convídalo two anise cakes. - We have.

- A donuts. - We have.

- Two biscuits. - We have.

We have a shit.

But who is all these people?.

Ah well!. I agreed.

Who is?.

Try to say it.

Do not make me strive ...

Rejoice, it's you

- Me?. - Yes, your Holy Eminence, are you

Pope Am I?.

Am I Christ on earth?.

Eminence.

Why Eminence calls me?.

What is this confidence?.

I now Holy Father called me ...

or briefly, Holiness.

Sister Hedwig, sandals.

I think lie able to walk.

It took my patience.

And if not, "Would have happened with you?.

Ten years in bed.

A lifetime faking illness ...

while overflowing health.

Eating chilies to pass for an idiot.

And other things.

Meanwhile I wondered ...

Are you going to get the conflict of powers ?,...

Are you going to get the pope of transition?.

The pope weight.

And thanks God ended. Air!.

Air at old things, because nothing ever changes here.

Sister Hedwig, open that door.

They have confiscated, separately incorporated ...

loteado. Now changed hands.

How do you say?. Yesterday at you, now my turn.

Oh, bravo my Swiss!. Captain, ...

these two Eminencias they are going to give the executioner.

As Cardinal Dean will die on their own.

Save me Holiness, not regret.

An eminence grise, will serve you forever.

I would, but I I am opposed to plurality.

I tend to all.

I use my head.

So I cut yours, son.

- What do you do alone?. - To be great, what else?.

Grande do the lion.

Holiness, a big lion already existed.

Ah, well. Then I will be big enough.

After an illness I so long to recover.

Sister Hedwig.

Praised be Jesus Christ.

But look at that the assembly, I will.

Ah, do not you?.

But Rudolph, is it may you always ...

behave like fish in the barrel?. Come!.

Oh, really?. Very good!. I, however, if I go.

It serves, I tell you.

Yes, yes, I the ad and go.

Under agitation television journalists ...

and greater and more democratic participation ...

in the wording of the news ...

We apologize but we are forced to interrupt ...

this newscast, to intervene personally ...

in a meeting with industry leaders. See you later.

The newscast will continue, just finished the constructive ...

confrontation of opinions between journalists and officials.

The lively meeting by the freedom of information, was postponed.

Rome. In the Hall of the Caryatids ...

held The solemn ceremony ...

the opening Pre-trial year.

No, of course. Best First convey a story, ...

that surely them more interested.

Grotta Ferrata Today in the Hosteria del Figo ...

Mr. Aristide Barotti, blacksmith by profession ...

and Ms. Rosetta Casalinga, have celebrated the Golden Jubilee ...

surrounded by a tribe of sons, daughters and grandchildren.

It was served for dinner, Matriciana bucattini to ...

lamb roast with baked potatoes, ...

chips, cheese goat, fruits and fresh ricotta.

The grandfather, Hamlet Barotti of 91 years, some inspired by wine, ...

improvised some verse about the present, ...

they had lots of fun and also drank a lot.

Among the rhymes, was particularly successful, the following:

"Flower of bitter herb, chaucha pity that does not stop ...

but I made it safe his old friend. "

Tehran. The Shah of Persia ...

If. But how "who the fuck am I saying?.

It is very interesting.

Sorry, for me, is very interesting!.

Much more that what is here!.

What am I kidding?.

But look at that to me, suspended from the Shah's visit, ...

I do not mind at all!

And even the cautious response Giscard Schmidt, understood!.

That I'm fucking!.

But I throw it all, you understand?. I threw everything to hell, are you happy?.

But whatever you want!. Who cares what you do!.

Clever. And with that, I have done.

To you I leave you with the opening Hall of the Caryatids.

- Ladies!. - And gentlemen.

- Good evening. - Good evening.