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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,322 --> 00:00:03,155 You don't think I have enough to do around here? 2 00:00:03,191 --> 00:00:04,774 Jesus. I'm not your fucking mother. 3 00:00:04,826 --> 00:00:07,243 Here's what you missed last week on Shameless. 4 00:00:07,278 --> 00:00:09,779 - Dad. - Oh, fuck! 5 00:00:09,831 --> 00:00:12,248 I need that new trailer. 6 00:00:12,283 --> 00:00:13,616 He's not coming home with your trailer. 7 00:00:13,668 --> 00:00:14,951 What? 8 00:00:15,003 --> 00:00:16,335 It's a Gallagher rite of passage, 9 00:00:16,371 --> 00:00:17,837 realizing he let you down. 10 00:00:17,872 --> 00:00:19,622 - This is stupid, right? - Right. 11 00:00:19,624 --> 00:00:21,090 - Unless it's not. - Right. 12 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:22,792 Next. 13 00:00:22,844 --> 00:00:24,794 - You got married? - Yeah. 14 00:00:24,846 --> 00:00:26,629 What do you want, Tampon Head? 15 00:00:30,635 --> 00:00:32,969 Whoa. 16 00:00:33,021 --> 00:00:34,520 You're clean six months. 17 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,355 I just want her to be happy to be home. 18 00:00:36,391 --> 00:00:37,690 You're getting your daughter back. 19 00:00:37,725 --> 00:00:38,975 This isn't like Jackie. 20 00:00:39,027 --> 00:00:41,477 No one answered when I knocked. 21 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,447 Shit. 22 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:46,699 Oh, fuck, Jackie. 23 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:48,534 - You want to get out of here? - I'm married. 24 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,453 My wife accidentally cheated on me, 25 00:00:50,488 --> 00:00:52,655 so she gave me a pass to get one hand job. 26 00:00:52,957 --> 00:00:54,924 - I have a hand. - We are in trouble. 27 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:56,425 I'll be right back. 28 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:57,626 We're in the middle of a conversation. 29 00:00:57,678 --> 00:00:59,011 The babies. 30 00:00:59,046 --> 00:01:00,512 If you go up those stairs right now, 31 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:01,797 I'm not gonna be here when you get back. 32 00:01:04,302 --> 00:01:05,968 I'm going back to school. 33 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,771 I called in to see if I can get into the dorms early. 34 00:01:08,806 --> 00:01:12,641 You are going to the psych ward or a fucking ER. 35 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:14,143 Ian. 36 00:01:14,145 --> 00:01:16,278 Ian! 37 00:01:16,314 --> 00:01:17,479 Yevgeny! 38 00:01:17,531 --> 00:01:20,316 Hey, you came back after all. 39 00:01:21,485 --> 00:01:23,285 I did. 40 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,882 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:34,538 --> 00:01:38,006 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 42 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:40,925 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 43 00:01:40,961 --> 00:01:44,212 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 44 00:01:44,264 --> 00:01:48,433 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:01:48,468 --> 00:01:51,853 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 46 00:01:51,888 --> 00:01:55,273 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 47 00:01:55,308 --> 00:01:57,525 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 48 00:01:57,561 --> 00:02:02,113 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 49 00:02:09,072 --> 00:02:12,240 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 50 00:02:12,242 --> 00:02:15,410 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 51 00:02:15,462 --> 00:02:18,746 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 52 00:02:18,748 --> 00:02:22,917 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 53 00:02:22,969 --> 00:02:26,304 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 54 00:02:26,339 --> 00:02:30,058 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 55 00:02:30,093 --> 00:02:31,976 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 56 00:02:32,012 --> 00:02:35,996 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 57 00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:38,600 - Motherfucker! - Jesus! 58 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:41,436 - Where the fuck have you been? - I'm bleeding. 59 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:44,022 You disappear, you don't return my calls, my texts? 60 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:46,024 I had something come up. 61 00:02:46,059 --> 00:02:47,309 Oh, fuck! 62 00:02:47,311 --> 00:02:48,526 - Ouch! - Fuck! 63 00:02:48,562 --> 00:02:50,478 Stop hitting me. 64 00:02:52,249 --> 00:02:54,816 God damn it! Enough! 65 00:02:54,868 --> 00:02:58,320 Enough with the hitting. 66 00:02:58,322 --> 00:02:59,537 Are you done? 67 00:02:59,573 --> 00:03:00,989 Where, Jimmy? 68 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:02,624 Where? 69 00:03:02,659 --> 00:03:04,993 I was incommunicado for a while. 70 00:03:04,995 --> 00:03:06,494 For weeks, for months? 71 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:09,047 About a year. On a boat. 72 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:10,332 A yacht, actually. 73 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:12,050 And not a call? Not a text? 74 00:03:12,085 --> 00:03:16,338 I was handcuffed to a metal pipe in the engine room, 75 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:18,473 pissing into an old malagueta can. 76 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,558 - For a year? - For a while, yeah. 77 00:03:20,594 --> 00:03:22,010 And then I was slave labor 78 00:03:22,012 --> 00:03:24,562 in a Brazilian coca processing facility. 79 00:03:24,598 --> 00:03:26,014 Not much of a facility, really-- 80 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:27,682 just some tents in the rainforest 81 00:03:27,684 --> 00:03:30,352 guarded by ladies with moustaches and AK-47s. 82 00:03:30,404 --> 00:03:31,820 Oh, and I caught malaria too. 83 00:03:31,855 --> 00:03:33,188 That knocked me out for a few months. 84 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,622 That's bullshit. 85 00:03:34,658 --> 00:03:36,124 And then I escaped into the jungle 86 00:03:36,126 --> 00:03:37,842 when the DEA showed up with the Federale. 87 00:03:37,878 --> 00:03:39,594 God's honest truth, I swear. 88 00:03:39,629 --> 00:03:41,346 - And who the hell is that? - That's my partner. 89 00:03:41,381 --> 00:03:43,515 Your partner, as in your girlfriend? 90 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,100 No, my partner as in crime. 91 00:03:45,135 --> 00:03:46,468 And shit, you're the one to talk. 92 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,803 - You got married? - What was I supposed to do? 93 00:03:48,805 --> 00:03:51,022 Was I supposed to sit on my porch, knitting, 94 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:52,807 hoping one day you'd show back up? 95 00:03:52,859 --> 00:03:55,276 You disappeared. Gone. Nothing. 96 00:03:55,312 --> 00:03:56,978 I think you deviated my septum. 97 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,480 Good. 98 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:00,482 You're lucky I didn't have a knife. 99 00:04:01,985 --> 00:04:03,985 Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 100 00:04:03,987 --> 00:04:05,203 I know. I know. 101 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:06,988 You were going to college. 102 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,207 You were-- you were becoming a doctor, 103 00:04:09,242 --> 00:04:11,743 and then you just vanished. 104 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:16,714 So what now? 105 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,217 What do you mean, "So what now?" 106 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:20,502 I'm married. 107 00:04:20,504 --> 00:04:22,337 Uh-huh. 108 00:04:22,389 --> 00:04:24,005 Jesus. 109 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:26,341 You're such a fucking asshole. 110 00:04:28,562 --> 00:04:30,011 - Hey, Mickey. - Oh, Mickey Milkovich? 111 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,229 Say hello to him for me. 112 00:04:31,264 --> 00:04:33,515 Shut the fuck up! 113 00:04:35,685 --> 00:04:38,853 Ian did what? 114 00:04:38,855 --> 00:04:40,522 Okay, I'm coming. Yeah. 115 00:04:40,524 --> 00:04:41,823 - I got to go. - Why? 116 00:04:41,858 --> 00:04:44,242 - I have to go. - Wh-- what did Ian do? 117 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:53,084 So that went well. 118 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:01,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 119 00:05:05,715 --> 00:05:07,515 You're gonna love Florida, man. 120 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,100 It's fantastic. 121 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:10,435 No snow, ever. 122 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:11,769 Nothing but sun and white beaches 123 00:05:11,805 --> 00:05:14,522 and palm trees and-- oh, and pools. 124 00:05:14,558 --> 00:05:15,890 Pools in every fucking backyard. 125 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:17,442 Every backyard. Can you imagine that? 126 00:05:17,477 --> 00:05:18,893 Aw, shit, I should watch my language. 127 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:20,945 Oh, shit. Fuck! I said "Shit." 128 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:26,901 Ahh! 129 00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:30,038 Yeah, Uncle Lip showed me some pictures 130 00:05:30,073 --> 00:05:31,623 from when he was down there. 131 00:05:31,658 --> 00:05:33,875 Paradise-- well, I guess he's not really an uncle. 132 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,793 He's more like a best friend/uncle, 133 00:05:35,829 --> 00:05:38,463 but, you know, I think that's sometimes better anyway, right? 134 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:45,220 Yeah, it's gonna be great. Disney World. 135 00:05:45,255 --> 00:05:49,424 Mint mojitos. Cuban cigars. Pitbull-- like, music. 136 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:51,226 You're gonna love it, man, just you and me. 137 00:05:51,261 --> 00:05:52,594 You and me against the world. 138 00:05:52,646 --> 00:05:54,562 Can you feel that? 139 00:05:54,598 --> 00:05:56,097 That feeling is all of our problems 140 00:05:56,099 --> 00:05:57,732 just disappearing right now. 141 00:05:57,767 --> 00:05:59,651 Just... gone. 142 00:05:59,686 --> 00:06:01,102 Just leave it all behind us. 143 00:06:01,154 --> 00:06:02,487 I guess you don't really have any problems. 144 00:06:02,522 --> 00:06:03,938 You're a baby. 145 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,657 What-- what do you have, like, diaper rash? 146 00:06:05,692 --> 00:06:07,742 That's the worst of it for you? 147 00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:10,662 It must be good to be a baby, I'm telling you. 148 00:06:10,697 --> 00:06:13,281 Fuck yeah. 149 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:14,949 No problems. 150 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,085 No-- no problems. 151 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,504 No problems. No. 152 00:06:20,707 --> 00:06:22,257 Fuck. He's not picking up. 153 00:06:22,292 --> 00:06:24,008 - I call police. - The hell you will. 154 00:06:24,044 --> 00:06:27,629 No, I call police because Crazy Carrot Boy took my baby. 155 00:06:27,631 --> 00:06:29,464 You call the cops, I'm gonna tell them I said Ian 156 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:30,965 could take the baby on a trip. 157 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:32,183 Who do you think they're gonna believe, huh? 158 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:34,302 Illegal Russian fucking hand-whore 159 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:36,771 or card-carrying, apple pie-eating, 160 00:06:36,806 --> 00:06:39,641 "Born on the Fourth of July" American fucking citizen? 161 00:06:39,643 --> 00:06:44,646 Pregnant hand-whore who is also mother they will believe. 162 00:06:44,648 --> 00:06:47,482 You need to chill the fuck out, okay? 163 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:49,117 I scared him with the nut ward talk. 164 00:06:49,152 --> 00:06:50,818 He'll get his shit straight. 165 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,153 He'll bring the kid back. 166 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:55,456 He will. 167 00:07:09,389 --> 00:07:11,172 Hi. Uh, okay. 168 00:07:11,174 --> 00:07:14,342 So which one of you is Karlson with a "K"? 169 00:07:14,344 --> 00:07:15,727 Okay, you can stay. 170 00:07:15,762 --> 00:07:18,313 And then Carlson with a "C", you are actually 171 00:07:18,348 --> 00:07:20,381 in the Van Houten towers, West 208, 172 00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:21,849 just past Gardner Hall. 173 00:07:21,851 --> 00:07:23,017 - You can't miss it. - Okay. 174 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:24,235 - You guys good? - Yeah. 175 00:07:24,271 --> 00:07:25,486 Okay. 176 00:07:28,692 --> 00:07:30,358 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 177 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,527 You're the resident assistant on this floor, right? 178 00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:35,830 - Uh-huh. - I'm Karen Perlow's mom-- 417? 179 00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:38,700 She gets a Ritalin every morning, 180 00:07:38,752 --> 00:07:40,201 never on an empty stomach, 181 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:41,869 and then an Ativan at lunch-- 182 00:07:41,871 --> 00:07:44,172 two if she's feeling anxious at test times. 183 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:45,540 Okay, listen, I'm sorry, ma'am, 184 00:07:45,592 --> 00:07:47,375 but this isn't a summer camp, okay? 185 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:49,043 And I'm not the camp nurse, so Karen, she has to handle 186 00:07:49,045 --> 00:07:53,681 her own reds and bennies, all right? 187 00:07:53,717 --> 00:07:55,049 Yo, douche bags, you think you could lay off 188 00:07:55,051 --> 00:07:56,718 on the water pipe and the porn 189 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:59,354 until Mom and Dad Iowas are back on the Interstate, please? 190 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:02,106 Thank you. 191 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,614 I just had some freshman dad show me how to keep his son 192 00:08:09,649 --> 00:08:12,116 from swallowing his own tongue when he has seizures. 193 00:08:12,152 --> 00:08:13,901 You're the one who wanted to be an RA. 194 00:08:13,903 --> 00:08:15,703 No, not wanted to. Had to. 195 00:08:15,739 --> 00:08:18,406 Free room and board, plus stipend. 196 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:19,741 You could have moved in with me. 197 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:21,409 Yeah, no stipend. 198 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:23,745 Jesus, what's she weigh in at, buck 90, 200? 199 00:08:23,797 --> 00:08:26,047 Renaissance women weren't forced to starve themselves 200 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:28,466 into an anorexic fashion industry marketing version 201 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:29,751 of female sexuality. 202 00:08:29,803 --> 00:08:31,219 I bet it was purely missionary. 203 00:08:31,254 --> 00:08:32,920 You know, getting caught under that would be 204 00:08:32,972 --> 00:08:34,639 like stepping on a grape. 205 00:08:34,674 --> 00:08:36,257 My new roommate from Craigslist 206 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:37,725 - moved in this morning. - Oh, yeah? 207 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:40,261 Calls herself "Muff Bulldagger" 208 00:08:40,263 --> 00:08:41,479 and drives a Kawasaki. 209 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:44,315 Yeah? 210 00:08:45,769 --> 00:08:47,101 Wait, he did what? 211 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:48,486 Okay, okay, okay. 212 00:08:48,521 --> 00:08:50,488 Uh, hey, listen, I need to borrow your car. 213 00:08:50,523 --> 00:08:53,241 Ian just stole a baby. 214 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:00,832 Top of the morning, beautiful. 215 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:04,585 How is my favorite public servant? 216 00:09:04,621 --> 00:09:06,003 Buy some deodorant, Frank. 217 00:09:06,039 --> 00:09:07,955 Any governmental gift envelopes 218 00:09:07,957 --> 00:09:11,092 addressed to a Gallagher in this little wheeled chariot of yours? 219 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:12,510 It's getting to be that time of month. 220 00:09:12,545 --> 00:09:14,462 Touch my cart, I'll call the cops. 221 00:09:14,464 --> 00:09:17,849 I was just admiring your organizational skill. 222 00:09:17,884 --> 00:09:20,101 - You're a wonder. - Get a job, Frank. 223 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:21,969 Well, now, why would I do that, Gail? 224 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:25,473 I'd just be depriving you and your taxpaying, 225 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:29,477 civil-service working, church-going buddies 226 00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:31,813 the great privilege of supporting me and mine. 227 00:09:33,566 --> 00:09:37,118 I have a dream, Gail, that one day I will awaken 228 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:41,989 with a baby just like you underneath me. 229 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,208 Oh, my God. 230 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:48,880 Jesus criminy. 231 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:53,801 Come on. 232 00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:03,511 Where the hell have you been? 233 00:10:03,513 --> 00:10:05,897 Fuck off. 234 00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:09,016 Bedrooms are all locked. 235 00:10:09,018 --> 00:10:10,985 What? Why? 236 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,854 To keep you out of them. 237 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:15,523 I boxed your stuff up and put a flea bomb in for good measure. 238 00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:17,408 Box is in the backyard airing out. 239 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:19,327 Where am I supposed to sleep? 240 00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:20,695 What do I care? 241 00:10:20,697 --> 00:10:22,063 You blew the money you promised 242 00:10:22,098 --> 00:10:23,831 you'd use to buy me a new trailer, 243 00:10:23,867 --> 00:10:26,701 so it's back to the gutter you slept in last night, 244 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:28,252 or you're on the couch. 245 00:10:28,288 --> 00:10:30,004 Ow. 246 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,673 And there are new rules around here. No money, no food. 247 00:10:32,709 --> 00:10:35,209 You want something to eat, you pay. 248 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:38,045 And there's a curfew. 249 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,430 No more coming in at 3:00 and waking 250 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:40,765 the whole house up anymore. 251 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,884 Doors will be locked at 10:00. 252 00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:44,552 - 10:00? - 10:00? 253 00:10:44,604 --> 00:10:46,053 You got to be fucking kidding me. 254 00:10:46,055 --> 00:10:48,189 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 255 00:10:48,224 --> 00:10:50,358 Young ears. 256 00:10:50,393 --> 00:10:53,694 Doors will be locked at 10:00, no exceptions. 257 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:56,197 Things are changing around here. Should have changed years ago. 258 00:10:56,232 --> 00:10:58,900 10:00? Liam stays up later than that. 259 00:10:58,902 --> 00:11:00,952 Don't try me on this. 260 00:11:00,987 --> 00:11:03,571 It gets cold out there on the street late at night. 261 00:11:03,573 --> 00:11:07,041 Believe me, I know. 262 00:11:07,076 --> 00:11:08,376 Ugh! Whatever. 263 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:10,378 I got to shop, get ready for school. 264 00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:11,963 School doesn't start for two more days. 265 00:11:11,998 --> 00:11:13,581 Yeah, middle school starts in two days. 266 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,416 High school starts tomorrow. 267 00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:17,585 Tomorrow's your first day of high school? 268 00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:22,089 - Oh, sweetie, are you scared? - No. 269 00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:23,891 I hated ninth grade. 270 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:27,595 Almost got raped by the entire wrestling team my first day. 271 00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:30,147 Never should have worn a tank top without a bra. 272 00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:32,266 You should dress dowdy like that again tomorrow-- 273 00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:33,568 be safer that way. 274 00:11:33,603 --> 00:11:35,102 Oh, oh, oh. 275 00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:38,272 And don't forget to pee before you leave home. 276 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:40,274 Bathrooms are a nightmare. 277 00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:41,993 Ukrainian girls beat me up my first week 278 00:11:42,028 --> 00:11:43,578 because I didn't have any cigarettes. 279 00:11:43,613 --> 00:11:45,496 Last time I went to the little girls' room 280 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,748 without a pack of Virginia Slims. 281 00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:49,333 You need any money for school supplies? 282 00:11:49,369 --> 00:11:51,953 I can loan you a few dollars until Friday if you do. 283 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,170 No, it's fine. 284 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:55,423 I have stuff from last year, thanks. 285 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,792 Carl, honey, you need any money for school supplies? 286 00:11:57,844 --> 00:12:00,094 Nah, I'm just gonna steal stuff from the weaker kids. 287 00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:03,014 Steal some stuff for Chuckie too, would you please, sweetie? 288 00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:10,938 - What the hell happened? - He's crazy. He steals baby. 289 00:12:10,974 --> 00:12:12,857 He needs to be put away into crazy people place 290 00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:14,942 where they spray him with crazy people fire hose 291 00:12:14,978 --> 00:12:16,143 and put electric in his head. 292 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,812 Please, shut the fuck up! 293 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,647 I told him I was gonna take him to the hospital. 294 00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:21,365 He freaked out. He took the fucking baby. 295 00:12:21,401 --> 00:12:23,367 Stole the car. I need it back for work. 296 00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:25,119 Since when do you have a fucking job? 297 00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,704 I got to take those guns we lifted 298 00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:28,706 off the militia geeks down to the projects. 299 00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,825 I spent all day yesterday filing off serial numbers. 300 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,827 - Take a fucking bus! - With a dozen Uzis? 301 00:12:32,829 --> 00:12:34,996 Yeah! Call a cab or fucking Davey or... 302 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:36,998 Ian have a psychotic break? 303 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:39,216 I think so. 304 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,668 No hands. 305 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:43,004 Whoo! Whoo! 306 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:45,172 Come on. Come on. 307 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,642 Back with the Illinois crop report after these words from-- 308 00:12:47,677 --> 00:12:49,010 ♪ I can't wait to get on the road again ♪ 309 00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:51,062 Oh. Oh. 310 00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:54,315 ♪ bum bum on the road again ♪ 311 00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,017 ♪ going places ♪ 312 00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:59,687 - ♪ that I've never been ♪ - Hey, that's us. 313 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:02,690 ♪ things that I may never see again ♪ 314 00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:06,827 ♪ I can't wait to get on the road again ♪ 315 00:13:06,863 --> 00:13:08,329 ♪ on the road again ♪ 316 00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:11,332 Oh, shit. Look at that. 317 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,034 ♪ we go down the highway ♪ 318 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:15,586 ♪ we're the best of friends ♪ 319 00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:19,874 ♪ insisting that the world be turning our way ♪ 320 00:13:19,926 --> 00:13:21,842 ♪ and our way ♪ 321 00:13:21,878 --> 00:13:24,011 ♪ is on the road again ♪ 322 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:27,098 The sunset's fucking beautiful! 323 00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:36,557 Whoo! Whoo! 324 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:38,059 Whoo! 325 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:40,394 - He took Yevgeny last night? - Late, yeah. 326 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,897 - Did you try calling his phone? - Yes, he's not answering. 327 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:44,699 Who's Ian, the one with the red hair? 328 00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:46,701 Yes, sweetie, he's the gay one with all the problems. 329 00:13:46,736 --> 00:13:48,285 His being gay doesn't have anything to do 330 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:49,737 with his problems, okay? 331 00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:51,122 I-I didn't say gay was a problem, 332 00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:52,907 just that he is gay and he has problems. 333 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,909 He left, like, 18 hours ago. He could be anywhere by now. 334 00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:56,377 - Maybe he's in Colorado. - Colorado? 335 00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,212 - Why would he be in Colorado? - Free weed. 336 00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:00,464 Not free, idiot. Legalized. 337 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,049 Shouldn't somebody call the police? 338 00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:03,250 No! 339 00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,087 Weeds are free in Colorado? 340 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,788 Uh-huh. That's right, sweetie. 341 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,393 - Oh, Jesus. - We need to talk. 342 00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:15,146 No, we don't. 343 00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:16,430 What the fuck is he doing here? 344 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:17,648 I have no idea. 345 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:18,933 Hey, Lip, how you been? 346 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,317 - I thought you were married. - I am. 347 00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:21,652 - You're married? - Uh-huh. 348 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,320 - What? To who? - To Gus. 349 00:14:23,356 --> 00:14:25,156 - The musician? - Is that Gus? 350 00:14:25,191 --> 00:14:26,490 - No, that's Jimmy. - Who's Jimmy? 351 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,109 Her old boyfriend. 352 00:14:28,111 --> 00:14:30,277 - Then who's Gus? - What's that smell? 353 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,279 Gus is an incredible musician. 354 00:14:32,281 --> 00:14:33,998 I met him at work, and he's a great guy. 355 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,166 Yeah, musicians are notoriously 356 00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:36,500 unreliable husband material. 357 00:14:36,536 --> 00:14:38,119 Oh, said the asshole who disappears 358 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:40,171 from the face of the Earth for years at a time. 359 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,789 When did you get married? 360 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,340 A few days ago. 361 00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:44,792 And you've been keeping it a secret? 362 00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,627 - Why? - Excellent question. 363 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:50,431 Why keep wonderful musician Gus a secret if he's so great? 364 00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,299 Out. Now. 365 00:14:56,889 --> 00:14:58,806 You can't just keep showing up. 366 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:00,307 Who's the loud blonde with the kid? 367 00:15:00,309 --> 00:15:02,309 - She's a new half-sister. - Really? 368 00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,527 - Yeah. - Frank or Monica's? 369 00:15:03,563 --> 00:15:05,646 You got to call first. 370 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:08,149 Half-sister. What else I miss? 371 00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:10,484 A lot, okay? Everything. 372 00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:12,870 - Like? - Like Liam almost dying. 373 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,623 Liam almost died? W-what happened? 374 00:15:15,658 --> 00:15:17,708 I left out some coke that this asshole 375 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,543 that I wasn't really dating gave me, 376 00:15:19,579 --> 00:15:21,378 and he got into it. 377 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:24,381 He's fine. 378 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:25,883 Put me in jail. 379 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,002 - You went to jail? - Yeah. 380 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:30,004 No shit. 381 00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:31,672 No shit. 382 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,007 And you got married. 383 00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,642 Yeah, I got married. 384 00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:38,062 To a 35-year-old bass player named Gus Pfender. 385 00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:39,346 How do you even know that? 386 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,981 Are you, like, spying on me? 387 00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:42,733 No. Well, sort of. 388 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,319 Angela. 389 00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:47,855 Do you love him? 390 00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:49,356 You don't get to ask me that. 391 00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:50,825 I love you. 392 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,694 - Oh, fuck you. - I love you. 393 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:55,412 Do you still love me? 394 00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:56,697 No. 395 00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,866 Liar. 396 00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:00,618 I don't. 397 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,205 I love you. 398 00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,212 I love you. 399 00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:19,053 Don't do it. 400 00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:20,221 Don't do it. 401 00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:22,106 No. 402 00:16:22,141 --> 00:16:24,225 Fiona. 403 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,726 Shit. 404 00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:38,239 Hot. 405 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,708 Very hot. 406 00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:20,581 Jimmy spent the night? 407 00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:22,783 Yeah. 408 00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:24,168 Did you hear anything from Ian? 409 00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:25,953 No. You? 410 00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,838 No. 411 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,173 You got this one? 412 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,925 - Yeah. - Are you sure? 413 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,626 'Cause I could beat him to death with a baseball bat. 414 00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:34,295 You know, say I mistook him for an intruder. 415 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:36,130 - No, I'm good. - All right. 416 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,598 Thanks, little brother. 417 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,934 No worries, big sister. 418 00:17:39,969 --> 00:17:42,353 Ready to get dressed? 419 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:56,317 What? 420 00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:57,568 No, nothing. 421 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:00,988 Thanks. 422 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:05,826 So... is Jimmy gonna move in with you and Gus? 423 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,128 - What? - Getting your own place? 424 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:10,464 We haven't decided yet. 425 00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:11,632 I know how important 426 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,001 those early days of marriage are. 427 00:18:14,003 --> 00:18:16,837 Figuring each other out, getting used to compromise. 428 00:18:16,839 --> 00:18:19,173 More eggs, Carl? Chuckie, honey? 429 00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:21,008 Has Mickey heard anything from Ian? 430 00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:22,676 No, I called. Nothing. 431 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,145 If you and Gus do decide to get your own place, 432 00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:27,014 don't worry about us here. 433 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,350 I can fill in now and then as needed. 434 00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:31,235 Oh, got to go. School. 435 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,987 Shoot-- hey, you know what, I got to go too. 436 00:18:33,022 --> 00:18:34,989 I'm supposed to be working freshman orientation. 437 00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:36,190 - You're going? - Yeah. 438 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,524 I'll have my phone though. 439 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:38,742 Carl. 440 00:18:38,778 --> 00:18:40,527 Door. Go. 441 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,499 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Lunch. 442 00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,534 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 443 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,870 Better safe than sorry. 444 00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:52,373 And no bathrooms, right? 445 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,258 - School starts today? - Mm-hmm. 446 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:55,709 High school. Her first day. 447 00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:59,096 Debs, high school! This is so exciting. 448 00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:00,764 You're gonna have a blast. 449 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,883 Yeah, that husband guy's at that front door. 450 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,936 Go. Go, I got this. 451 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:08,522 Go deal with your life. 452 00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:10,557 - Hey. - Hey, I've been texting you. 453 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,726 My phone died. I'm sorry. 454 00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,231 - Uh... - Uh, that's Frank. 455 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:18,899 - Frank? - That's my useless father. 456 00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,617 - Is that smell him? - Yeah. 457 00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:21,902 You get used to it. 458 00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:24,071 It's like working at a landfill. 459 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:25,539 - You okay? - Yeah. 460 00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:26,874 Ian stole a baby. 461 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:28,208 Uh, who's Ian? 462 00:19:28,244 --> 00:19:29,626 My brother. I told you about him. 463 00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:31,412 Oh, right, the one who's in college. 464 00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:33,464 No, no, no, the one that ran away and joined the army. 465 00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:34,798 Wait, now... and he stole a baby? 466 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,550 Well, he more, like, borrowed it. 467 00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,585 - It's his boyfriend's baby. - Hi, Gus. Debbie. 468 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,087 Oh, yeah, I-I remember. 469 00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:41,638 Um, congratulations. 470 00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:42,923 Great. I got to go. 471 00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:44,141 First day of high school. 472 00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:45,426 Wha-- 473 00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:46,810 Hey, you Gus? 474 00:19:46,846 --> 00:19:48,812 - Yeah. - All right, I'm Lip, brother. 475 00:19:48,848 --> 00:19:50,597 Don't fuck this up 'cause she's really great, all right? 476 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,433 And if I hear anything from Ian, I'll call you. 477 00:19:52,435 --> 00:19:55,235 - Vice versa, right? - Yeah. 478 00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:59,273 Oh, hey, uh, listen, I-I'm supposed to meet Chris 479 00:19:59,325 --> 00:20:01,658 to help work on some background tracks for his demo, 480 00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:02,943 but I can blow him off. 481 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,578 No, thanks, really. 482 00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:06,163 No, there's nothing to do here but wait. 483 00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:07,614 I'll call you later, 484 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,116 let you know what's going on with Ian? 485 00:20:09,118 --> 00:20:10,451 Yeah. 486 00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:49,490 Good morning, Illinois. 487 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,995 Hey, why you crying? 488 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,548 It's a beautiful morning, don't you know? 489 00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:00,417 Okay, you need a new diaper, don't you? 490 00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,804 Shh. All right. 491 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:05,839 Hey, hey, hey. 492 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,891 You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. 493 00:21:07,927 --> 00:21:10,727 Okay. 494 00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:23,190 Okay, okay, okay. 495 00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:26,410 Uh... 496 00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:28,362 Okay, okay. 497 00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:31,031 Diapers. 498 00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:33,083 Where are diapers? 499 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,007 Diaper. 500 00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:43,293 No diaper. 501 00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:48,098 Hey, Yevvy, look what I found. 502 00:21:48,134 --> 00:21:49,883 Motorhead, yeah. 503 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,351 Heavy metal diaper. 504 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,771 You're gonna be a big badass. 505 00:21:54,807 --> 00:21:56,890 All the other babies are gonna look at you, 506 00:21:56,892 --> 00:22:00,060 and you're such a big badass, they're gonna go running-- 507 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,563 no, crawling away in fear. 508 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:06,450 Why are you still crying? 509 00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,569 Oh. You're hungry. 510 00:22:08,571 --> 00:22:09,786 It's morning. 511 00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:11,288 Babies get hungry in the morning. 512 00:22:15,628 --> 00:22:17,411 Uh... 513 00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:20,747 No food, but we're near an aqueduct. 514 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,049 We can forage. 515 00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:24,251 We can hunt. 516 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:28,055 We can get wild greens, okay? 517 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,256 We go now. 518 00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,475 We hunt like men. 519 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,759 One, two, three. 520 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,312 Up, up, and away. 521 00:22:35,347 --> 00:22:39,600 Left, left, left, right, left. 522 00:22:39,602 --> 00:22:41,268 All right, shithead, this is, like, 523 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:43,237 the 200th time I'm calling and you not picking up. 524 00:22:43,272 --> 00:22:45,155 I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. 525 00:22:45,191 --> 00:22:47,191 Call me the fuck back, Ian. 526 00:22:49,778 --> 00:22:52,613 I'm worried about you. 527 00:22:52,665 --> 00:22:56,116 I love you. 528 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,919 Call me back. 529 00:22:58,954 --> 00:23:00,120 I call Nika to take me. 530 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,922 - What? - Hospital. 531 00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:05,125 Contractions and water breaks on sofa while I watch TV. 532 00:23:05,127 --> 00:23:06,426 Nice outfit. You a mormon now? 533 00:23:06,462 --> 00:23:07,961 I have to wear shitty, boring clothes 534 00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:09,463 for surrogate baby parents. 535 00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,847 When I'm done selling this baby, 536 00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:12,633 I want my Yevgeny back in my bed 537 00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:14,017 to sleep where he belongs. 538 00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,636 In my bed, or I call the cops. 539 00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:17,521 Oh, my fu-- You need to stop with the cops. 540 00:23:17,556 --> 00:23:19,439 - No cops. - Yes, cops. 541 00:23:23,145 --> 00:23:24,645 - Yevgeny? - He's still with that faggot. 542 00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:26,480 No, no. No more fucking Russian either. 543 00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:28,315 I hate that Boris and Natasha shit. 544 00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:31,151 You get the money before you hand the baby over. 545 00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:34,037 We don't take personal checks or pay-you-in-installments crap. 546 00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:37,207 We take cash or cashier's check or whatever. 547 00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:39,376 Or we find some other infertile yuppie idiot 548 00:23:39,411 --> 00:23:40,877 to buy your broken condom kid. 549 00:23:40,913 --> 00:23:43,797 No Yevgeny, then cops. 550 00:24:02,434 --> 00:24:04,351 Go. 551 00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:06,186 Get out. Now. 552 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:09,022 I want you out now. 553 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,357 All right. 554 00:24:22,037 --> 00:24:23,337 Morning. 555 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,256 Any coffee? 556 00:24:33,716 --> 00:24:37,050 I think I really fucked up. 557 00:24:37,052 --> 00:24:39,519 - Kev and I are separating. - What? 558 00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:40,887 He doesn't even notice I'm alive. 559 00:24:40,889 --> 00:24:42,522 He has no sex drive. 560 00:24:42,558 --> 00:24:44,274 The only thing he cares about is the damn babies. 561 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:47,194 - Kev moved out? - No, couch. 562 00:24:47,229 --> 00:24:49,363 Can you even say that you're married to someone 563 00:24:49,398 --> 00:24:51,064 if you're not having sex? 564 00:24:51,066 --> 00:24:53,734 It's like aliens abducted his body 565 00:24:53,736 --> 00:24:55,535 while I was in labor and replaced him 566 00:24:55,571 --> 00:24:57,571 with someone who looks like Kev, 567 00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:59,539 talks like Kev, but isn't Kev. 568 00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:01,708 What about the babies? 569 00:25:01,744 --> 00:25:03,877 I don't know. This just isn't working for me. 570 00:25:03,912 --> 00:25:06,213 No, I mean where are they? 571 00:25:06,248 --> 00:25:08,582 Kevin and I got in a fight, and then they started crying. 572 00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:10,717 Then he started yelling at me because they were crying, 573 00:25:10,753 --> 00:25:12,085 like it was only my fault, 574 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,087 and the only way I can get him to even look at me 575 00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:16,390 is if I knock him upside the head with a pan. 576 00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:18,225 You hit him in the head with a pan? 577 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:19,760 No. Hell, no. 578 00:25:19,762 --> 00:25:20,977 Whose damn side are you on? 579 00:25:21,013 --> 00:25:22,396 I'm not on anyone's side. 580 00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:23,597 No? Well, you better be, 581 00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,898 and the side better be my side. 582 00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:26,900 Okay. Okay-- sure, of course. 583 00:25:26,935 --> 00:25:29,236 So where are Kevin and the girls? 584 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:31,571 We started fighting, and then he took them to the park 585 00:25:31,607 --> 00:25:34,074 because they come first, always. 586 00:25:34,109 --> 00:25:37,277 Shit. I got to go. 587 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:39,613 I got to go take a shower and go to the Alibi and open up. 588 00:25:39,615 --> 00:25:41,581 What did you want to talk about? 589 00:25:41,617 --> 00:25:42,783 Nothing. 590 00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,334 We can catch up later. 591 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:45,702 Thank you. 592 00:25:47,956 --> 00:25:50,123 - I love you. - Love you too. 593 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:07,307 ♪ I don't set out to please them ♪ 594 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,109 ♪ God I don't need them ♪ 595 00:26:09,144 --> 00:26:11,862 ♪ gotta be something in the food that they feed ♪ 596 00:26:11,897 --> 00:26:14,948 ♪ but how do you play with the hand that you're dealt ♪ 597 00:26:14,983 --> 00:26:19,486 ♪ it just don't feel right ♪ 598 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:21,822 - You Deadly Debbie? - Huh? 599 00:26:21,824 --> 00:26:25,208 You know, from YouTube, kicking those two girls' asses? 600 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:27,127 Yeah. 601 00:26:27,162 --> 00:26:29,045 That was me. 602 00:26:29,081 --> 00:26:31,164 You think you can kick my ass? 603 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:33,967 Yo, Deadly Debbie. 604 00:26:34,002 --> 00:26:35,836 Jesus, I showed you a couple of moves. 605 00:26:35,838 --> 00:26:38,472 Didn't know you were gonna go all Chuck Norris on me. 606 00:26:38,507 --> 00:26:40,173 Hey, Gabowski. How was your summer? 607 00:26:40,175 --> 00:26:41,725 You, uh, finish the community service hours 608 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,009 for that solicitation beef? 609 00:26:43,011 --> 00:26:44,311 Fuck you, Derek. 610 00:26:44,346 --> 00:26:45,896 Yeah, wouldn't you like to? 611 00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:49,516 But I hear you're behind on your shots. 612 00:26:49,518 --> 00:26:50,901 Later, Debbie. 613 00:26:53,439 --> 00:26:55,071 Making enemies already? 614 00:26:55,107 --> 00:26:58,158 - She wanted me to kick her ass. - You're famous now. 615 00:26:58,193 --> 00:26:59,659 Lots of idiots are gonna want to try you, 616 00:26:59,695 --> 00:27:01,027 get it up on the web. 617 00:27:01,029 --> 00:27:02,829 - Think I can? - Kick her ass? 618 00:27:02,865 --> 00:27:04,581 You think you can? 619 00:27:04,616 --> 00:27:06,416 I don't know. 620 00:27:06,452 --> 00:27:08,702 I can go, maybe. 621 00:27:08,704 --> 00:27:10,871 - Thanks. - You didn't find him? 622 00:27:10,873 --> 00:27:12,539 - Nah. - You coming or not? 623 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,040 Uh, not. 624 00:27:14,042 --> 00:27:15,759 - We need bath towels. - Can you go without me? 625 00:27:15,794 --> 00:27:17,377 I'll reimburse you for my half. 626 00:27:19,465 --> 00:27:20,931 - White work? - White's great. 627 00:27:20,966 --> 00:27:23,467 Thanks, Muff. Appreciate it. 628 00:27:26,054 --> 00:27:27,354 The hell was that? 629 00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:28,855 I think she's interested in me. 630 00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:30,607 Yeah, no shit. What are you gonna do about it? 631 00:27:30,642 --> 00:27:31,942 I don't know. 632 00:27:31,977 --> 00:27:34,461 - It's kind of intriguing. - Really? 633 00:27:34,496 --> 00:27:36,062 Well, isn't that what college is all about? 634 00:27:36,064 --> 00:27:37,731 Checking out a bunch of different things, 635 00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:40,200 keeping yourself open to new horizons? 636 00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:42,285 Hang on a sec. 637 00:27:42,321 --> 00:27:44,070 This is no interest? 638 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,573 For the first six months, $3,000 credit limit to start, 639 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,209 and you get 10,000 frequent flyer miles. 640 00:27:49,244 --> 00:27:50,577 Do you need another credit card? 641 00:27:50,579 --> 00:27:51,912 I need a credit card. 642 00:27:51,964 --> 00:27:53,797 Dad took away all my cards after that thing 643 00:27:53,832 --> 00:27:56,249 with the Prada bag and then H&M. 644 00:27:57,586 --> 00:27:59,085 What, they just give you a card? 645 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,921 They'll give you, like, ten if you want. 646 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,639 We're the future. They're meth dealers. 647 00:28:02,674 --> 00:28:04,758 Give you your first few hits for free, get you hooked. 648 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,893 I'm just gonna run it up and then beg daddy to pay it off, 649 00:28:06,929 --> 00:28:08,645 turn on the tears, tell him how much I love him, 650 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,096 promise to come home for Christmas. 651 00:28:10,098 --> 00:28:11,598 He always caves. 652 00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,400 You know, I'm gonna catch up with you, okay? 653 00:28:13,435 --> 00:28:15,101 - I'll be right there. - Okay. 654 00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:25,579 Hey, Ian, it's Lip. Where the fuck are you? 655 00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:27,914 Fuck. 656 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:42,963 Hello, little man. Are you hungry? 657 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:49,936 Hello. 658 00:28:51,473 --> 00:28:54,274 Oh, hey, I'm thinking I want some applesauce. 659 00:28:54,309 --> 00:28:56,977 Want some applesauce? 660 00:28:56,979 --> 00:28:59,479 You like that? Maybe some peas? 661 00:28:59,481 --> 00:29:01,781 I'm getting some Red Bull too. 662 00:29:01,817 --> 00:29:03,199 That's not for you, though. 663 00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:05,151 Okay, there it is. 664 00:29:06,221 --> 00:29:07,988 All right. 665 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:10,707 Peas and thank you. 666 00:29:10,742 --> 00:29:14,711 All right, and $20 on number one, please. 667 00:29:14,746 --> 00:29:15,996 Thanks. 668 00:29:19,751 --> 00:29:21,885 Right. Uh... 669 00:29:24,673 --> 00:29:26,423 Can you-- can you just hold him? 670 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:32,812 Here, that's, uh... 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. 671 00:29:32,848 --> 00:29:37,734 Uh... 60... 672 00:29:37,769 --> 00:29:41,655 5-- 7. 67. 673 00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:42,906 Okay, that's not enough, right? 674 00:29:42,941 --> 00:29:44,741 Right. 675 00:29:44,776 --> 00:29:47,527 Um... no, no. 676 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,195 And I'm just gonna get-- 677 00:29:49,197 --> 00:29:51,197 can I get a couple diapers, not the whole pack? 678 00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:52,532 No. 679 00:29:52,534 --> 00:29:54,534 Okay, how much do I have left for gas 680 00:29:54,536 --> 00:29:57,037 if I just don't get any diapers? 681 00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:59,039 - $9.27. - Okay, $9.27 on number one. 682 00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:00,540 - Thank you. - Hang on. Hang on a minute. 683 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:02,375 Um... here. 684 00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:06,846 - Here's $5 for the diapers. - Okay. 685 00:30:06,882 --> 00:30:08,181 Thank you so much. 686 00:30:08,216 --> 00:30:09,716 Thank you. You're very nice. 687 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,518 You're a very, very nice lady. Thank you. 688 00:30:11,553 --> 00:30:13,386 - You're welcome. - No, no, really, it's-- wow. 689 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:15,555 You're amazing. You're very nice. 690 00:30:15,557 --> 00:30:18,191 Thank you so much. Thank you. 691 00:30:18,226 --> 00:30:19,609 All right. 692 00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:23,063 Okay, here we go. 693 00:30:25,484 --> 00:30:29,402 You can't do that here. 694 00:30:29,404 --> 00:30:31,571 You can't change him here. 695 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:33,239 Right. 696 00:30:33,241 --> 00:30:35,625 Okay. 697 00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:36,910 Thank you. 698 00:30:39,164 --> 00:30:40,630 Bye-bye, nice lady. 699 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:42,749 Can you say "Bye-bye"? Bye-bye. 700 00:30:42,751 --> 00:30:45,251 Bye-bye, nice lady. Thank you. 701 00:30:45,253 --> 00:30:46,469 Hey, thanks, man. 702 00:30:51,259 --> 00:30:52,475 Order up. 703 00:30:52,511 --> 00:30:54,394 Two more fries and a BLT. 704 00:30:54,429 --> 00:30:56,763 Your husband, Gus, came in looking for you this morning. 705 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:58,231 Thanks. I saw him. 706 00:30:58,266 --> 00:30:59,766 - So he found you? - Yep. 707 00:30:59,768 --> 00:31:01,267 And a Reuben, Light Kraut. 708 00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:02,819 So who was the guy you were beating 709 00:31:02,854 --> 00:31:04,938 the shit out of yesterday? 710 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:06,573 Old boyfriend. 711 00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:08,575 Did you sleep with him? 712 00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:10,110 Mm. 713 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:11,828 I figured you must have after you punched him 714 00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:13,530 in the face six times. 715 00:31:16,034 --> 00:31:19,252 Hey, uh, Jackie's getting out of the hospital this afternoon. 716 00:31:19,287 --> 00:31:21,621 Already? You picking her up? 717 00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:23,790 No. Her parole officer. 718 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:26,126 What? Why? You called her? 719 00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:28,128 It's part of the deal hiring her. 720 00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:30,630 Got to call the PO if she relapses. 721 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:32,098 Fuck that. 722 00:31:32,134 --> 00:31:34,017 She's trying. Give her another chance. 723 00:31:34,052 --> 00:31:36,352 She's had plenty, and I'm not gonna be the one enabling her. 724 00:31:36,388 --> 00:31:38,688 If she violates parole, she goes back. 725 00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:40,940 Hey. Girlfriend's here. 726 00:31:40,976 --> 00:31:42,308 Oh, shit. 727 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:43,810 I thought that was your big tipper. 728 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,812 Uh, yeah. It's complicated. 729 00:31:45,814 --> 00:31:48,615 It always is with you. 730 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:50,650 Order up. 731 00:31:55,907 --> 00:31:58,625 Coffee and a piece of peach pie you won't eat? 732 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:02,162 I think I'll leave the apple a la mode untouched today. 733 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:06,049 Are you and Jimmy lovers? 734 00:32:06,084 --> 00:32:08,668 No, he's not my type. 735 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,003 You're my type. 736 00:32:10,005 --> 00:32:11,337 I picked up on that. 737 00:32:11,339 --> 00:32:12,672 Really? 738 00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,174 I'm usually pretty good at hiding it. 739 00:32:14,176 --> 00:32:15,391 Why are you here? 740 00:32:15,427 --> 00:32:17,343 I need him to make a decision. 741 00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:19,813 If he stays, I have to make other arrangements. 742 00:32:19,848 --> 00:32:21,848 Other arrangements for what? 743 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,900 Business. 744 00:32:23,935 --> 00:32:26,319 So is he gonna stay? 745 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,024 I don't know. 746 00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:34,327 I don't know if he's gonna stay. 747 00:32:34,362 --> 00:32:36,412 What kind of mother doesn't care if they're crying 748 00:32:36,448 --> 00:32:38,698 or if they're getting a rash or if they're not sleeping 749 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,500 or if we're giving them enough eye contact, 750 00:32:40,535 --> 00:32:42,535 worrying about if the house is even safe? 751 00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:44,921 They can hang themselves on curtain strings. 752 00:32:44,956 --> 00:32:46,673 Electrical outlets are a nightmare. 753 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,875 Toilets? Toilets? Toilets. 754 00:32:48,877 --> 00:32:50,593 Kids drown in toilets all the time. 755 00:32:50,629 --> 00:32:52,045 Close the lid. 756 00:32:52,047 --> 00:32:54,380 You got to be on it all the time. 757 00:32:54,382 --> 00:32:57,767 I mean, what kind of person doesn't worry about this shit? 758 00:32:57,803 --> 00:32:59,102 My wife, that's who. 759 00:32:59,137 --> 00:33:00,386 That's who doesn't worry. 760 00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:02,105 No, sleeps right through the night. 761 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:04,607 What kind of mother can sleep through 762 00:33:04,643 --> 00:33:06,109 her children crying, huh? 763 00:33:06,144 --> 00:33:07,694 What kind of person? 764 00:33:07,729 --> 00:33:10,230 Julie? What kind, huh? 765 00:33:10,232 --> 00:33:12,065 You know that me jerking you off was 766 00:33:12,067 --> 00:33:13,783 a one-time thing, right? 767 00:33:29,918 --> 00:33:31,084 Carol? 768 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:32,585 Svetlana's asking for you. 769 00:33:32,587 --> 00:33:34,053 She only wants Mrs. Hewitt. 770 00:33:34,089 --> 00:33:35,388 We'll come get you when it's time. 771 00:33:35,423 --> 00:33:37,590 Oh, okay. 772 00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:56,409 ♪ I'm the queen of the dark side ♪ 773 00:33:56,444 --> 00:33:59,612 ♪ he's the king of the fools ♪ 774 00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:02,332 ♪ tick tick ♪ 775 00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:05,285 ♪ boom boom boom ♪ 776 00:34:05,287 --> 00:34:07,337 ♪ seduction sirens ♪ 777 00:34:07,372 --> 00:34:11,457 ♪ get the money and run ♪ 778 00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:13,793 ♪ listen for the sound ♪ 779 00:34:22,354 --> 00:34:24,971 ♪ we want the sights ♪ 780 00:34:28,894 --> 00:34:30,310 You need something? 781 00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:33,146 Hmm? 782 00:34:33,148 --> 00:34:35,315 Waiting can be very stressful. 783 00:34:35,317 --> 00:34:38,785 Oh, yeah. 784 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:41,454 ♪ ow ♪ 785 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:42,655 ♪ hitch a ride to Arizona ♪ 786 00:34:42,657 --> 00:34:44,791 Mmm. 787 00:34:44,826 --> 00:34:46,960 100 for the mouth, 788 00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:50,630 200 for the-- 789 00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:55,001 You think we have enough time? 790 00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:56,669 I mean, I don't want to miss the birth of... 791 00:34:56,721 --> 00:34:58,137 Oh, yeah. 792 00:34:58,173 --> 00:35:01,841 Baby takes hours to come. 793 00:35:01,893 --> 00:35:03,977 ♪ this is the sound ♪ 794 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:22,662 Baby needs a new pair of shoes, right? 795 00:35:26,034 --> 00:35:28,618 Back in a flash with the cash. 796 00:35:42,934 --> 00:35:45,718 How's it going, guys? Can I get a smoke? 797 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:48,855 Let's take a walk? 798 00:36:03,571 --> 00:36:06,205 Hi, it's okay. 799 00:36:10,912 --> 00:36:13,162 Help. Help. 800 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,133 Anybody. 801 00:36:17,168 --> 00:36:19,085 We need to find something filthy 802 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,220 and ripped to put on Liam. 803 00:36:21,256 --> 00:36:23,806 The food bank at the Methodists always give us extra stuff 804 00:36:23,842 --> 00:36:25,475 - if they think we're homeless. - Help me. 805 00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:27,143 Help me. I can't get up. 806 00:36:27,178 --> 00:36:29,429 Help. I need help! 807 00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:30,897 You been taking your meds? 808 00:36:30,932 --> 00:36:32,565 Have you been giving them to me? 809 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,901 Not my job. Your job. 810 00:36:34,936 --> 00:36:37,270 You don't care for your family-- can't even make sure 811 00:36:37,322 --> 00:36:39,605 Chuckie and me have a roof over our heads, 812 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:41,657 but we're supposed to take care of you? 813 00:36:41,693 --> 00:36:42,942 Okay, hands up. 814 00:36:42,944 --> 00:36:44,243 Skin turn yellow? 815 00:36:44,279 --> 00:36:45,611 A bit, yeah. 816 00:36:45,613 --> 00:36:48,081 Probably rejecting your liver. 817 00:36:48,116 --> 00:36:50,950 Okay, Chuckie, you finish getting dressed, okay? 818 00:36:51,002 --> 00:36:52,618 Nothing nice. 819 00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:55,955 Ooh, maybe that shirt with the bloodstains on it 820 00:36:55,957 --> 00:36:58,791 from when you tried skateboarding? 821 00:36:58,793 --> 00:37:01,294 Chuck-o, help your old pap, will you? 822 00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:02,795 Huh? Help me. 823 00:37:02,797 --> 00:37:04,797 And don't help your grandfather, Chuckie. 824 00:37:04,799 --> 00:37:06,432 He doesn't care about us. 825 00:37:06,468 --> 00:37:07,767 Chuck. 826 00:37:09,471 --> 00:37:12,972 Liam, get me the phone, huh, buddy? 827 00:37:12,974 --> 00:37:15,108 Fruit of my loin, 828 00:37:15,143 --> 00:37:16,526 apple of your pappy's eye? 829 00:37:16,561 --> 00:37:18,978 You too, Liam. Don't help him! 830 00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:22,982 Liam, help-- 831 00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:25,284 Jesus. 832 00:37:31,659 --> 00:37:34,377 Little cocoa ingrate. 833 00:37:37,665 --> 00:37:38,965 Fuck. 834 00:38:10,698 --> 00:38:12,198 - That's him. - Hey, what are you doing? 835 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,666 - This your car, sir? - Oh. 836 00:38:13,701 --> 00:38:14,917 Sir, you can't leave a baby alone 837 00:38:14,953 --> 00:38:16,702 in a locked car on a hot day. 838 00:38:16,704 --> 00:38:18,704 I saw him get into a car with a man and just drive off. 839 00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:20,173 You're scaring the shit out of him. 840 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:21,757 What are you doing? 841 00:38:21,793 --> 00:38:24,343 Sir, we were concerned for the safety of the child. 842 00:38:24,379 --> 00:38:25,545 You called the cops? 843 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:27,547 I get into a car for one second, 844 00:38:27,549 --> 00:38:28,881 and you call the cops? 845 00:38:28,883 --> 00:38:30,216 Are you fucking kidding me, lady? 846 00:38:30,218 --> 00:38:31,517 Hey, she did the right thing. 847 00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:33,553 Sir, now, why don't you calm down? 848 00:38:33,555 --> 00:38:35,221 Calm down? You're telling me to calm down? 849 00:38:35,273 --> 00:38:38,224 Trying to steal my baby, telling me to calm down? 850 00:38:38,226 --> 00:38:39,859 Are you on something, sir? Drugs? 851 00:38:39,894 --> 00:38:42,528 Drugs? Drugs? Am I on fucking drugs? 852 00:38:42,564 --> 00:38:44,564 You're the one who's trying to steal my baby! 853 00:38:44,566 --> 00:38:46,232 You're the baby thieves. 854 00:38:46,284 --> 00:38:48,034 You're the one that's trying to take my baby. 855 00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:49,285 What the fuck is wrong with you? 856 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,570 Who sent you? 857 00:38:50,572 --> 00:38:51,954 Jesus send you? 858 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:53,289 Did Jesus send you to take my baby? 859 00:38:53,324 --> 00:38:54,740 Nobody sent us. 860 00:38:54,742 --> 00:38:56,375 Sir, we're just here to help, okay? 861 00:38:56,411 --> 00:38:58,461 Don't fucking lie to me! Why did he send you? 862 00:38:58,496 --> 00:38:59,879 Why don't we have a seat and talk? 863 00:38:59,914 --> 00:39:02,315 Get the fuck away from me. Stay away! 864 00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:04,884 Sir, stop! 865 00:39:04,919 --> 00:39:06,052 Stop! 866 00:39:13,461 --> 00:39:14,927 Take the front! 867 00:39:18,183 --> 00:39:19,148 Help me! 868 00:39:19,184 --> 00:39:20,433 They want to steal my baby! 869 00:39:20,435 --> 00:39:21,651 They're trying to steal him! 870 00:39:21,686 --> 00:39:23,436 They're Gabriel's demons. 871 00:39:23,488 --> 00:39:26,439 They're trying to take him! Please! 872 00:39:26,441 --> 00:39:28,107 Help me! Please, please help me! 873 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:31,277 Help me, help me, help me, help me! 874 00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:34,947 No tests! No tests! No, no, no, no! 875 00:39:34,999 --> 00:39:36,649 No tests, don't test me! 876 00:39:36,684 --> 00:39:38,618 Stay away! Stay away! 877 00:39:38,653 --> 00:39:41,787 Not fair! Please, please. 878 00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:44,624 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 879 00:39:44,626 --> 00:39:47,343 Please. I'm so sorry. 880 00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:09,031 What the hell are you doing here? 881 00:40:09,067 --> 00:40:11,033 I was running an errand down the block for work. 882 00:40:11,069 --> 00:40:13,035 I thought you might have heard something from Ian. 883 00:40:13,071 --> 00:40:15,788 - No. - Oh, a Beretta PX4 Storm. 884 00:40:15,823 --> 00:40:17,373 Don't touch it. 885 00:40:17,408 --> 00:40:19,659 So nothing from Ian? 886 00:40:19,694 --> 00:40:21,377 What the fuck do you think? 887 00:40:21,412 --> 00:40:23,462 Saw it a couple times with my mom, Monica. 888 00:40:23,498 --> 00:40:25,381 Kind of scary, weird stuff. 889 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:26,832 She climbed to the top of our roof 890 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:28,801 and thought she was a bird. 891 00:40:28,836 --> 00:40:30,219 - She jump? - No. 892 00:40:30,255 --> 00:40:32,838 The firemen came and got her down. 893 00:40:42,684 --> 00:40:44,734 - You want a beer? - Sure. 894 00:40:47,522 --> 00:40:49,522 You got any weed? Heard you're working a corner. 895 00:40:49,574 --> 00:40:52,692 Smoking the product is bad business, eats into profits. 896 00:40:52,694 --> 00:40:54,160 Good thinking, kid. 897 00:40:54,195 --> 00:40:56,028 You might just make it out there. 898 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,365 Not a white man's game anymore, though. 899 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:08,507 Two points. 900 00:41:11,879 --> 00:41:14,213 Yeah. 901 00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:16,432 Yeah. 902 00:41:16,467 --> 00:41:17,717 Okay. 903 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,719 Cops got Ian and the baby. 904 00:41:21,105 --> 00:41:22,638 Where the fuck's Terre Haute? 905 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:28,894 - So how long are we gonna wait? - A little bit longer. 906 00:41:28,896 --> 00:41:32,064 Are you sure she still cares about you? 907 00:41:32,116 --> 00:41:33,699 Yes. 908 00:41:33,735 --> 00:41:35,234 We got to leave for Dubai soon. 909 00:41:35,236 --> 00:41:36,569 - I know. - Very soon. 910 00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:37,870 I know. 911 00:41:37,905 --> 00:41:39,121 Here she is. 912 00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:43,209 Been calling you for hours. 913 00:41:43,244 --> 00:41:45,244 I had a tough day. 914 00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:46,746 Ian? 915 00:41:50,084 --> 00:41:51,584 Look, we got to talk. 916 00:41:51,586 --> 00:41:53,753 I'm not sure I'm up for it tonight. 917 00:42:03,014 --> 00:42:05,014 Fuck, my phone's dead. 918 00:42:08,269 --> 00:42:11,737 I don't know what to say. 919 00:42:11,773 --> 00:42:13,939 Then don't say anything. 920 00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:19,078 What are you looking for? 921 00:42:19,113 --> 00:42:20,329 My phone charger. 922 00:42:20,365 --> 00:42:21,747 Somebody's always taking it. 923 00:42:21,783 --> 00:42:23,949 Fuck. 924 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,284 I'm sorry. 925 00:42:25,336 --> 00:42:27,953 Fucking Sammi, probably. Shit. 926 00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:30,506 No, I'm sorry for everything that's happened. 927 00:42:37,632 --> 00:42:40,466 That's supposed to be enough? 928 00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:42,768 - I should have been here. - Yeah. 929 00:42:42,804 --> 00:42:45,271 Yeah, you should have. 930 00:42:45,306 --> 00:42:46,806 I thought about you every single day. 931 00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:48,140 Don't. 932 00:42:48,192 --> 00:42:50,025 You left. You didn't come back. 933 00:42:50,061 --> 00:42:53,145 Hey, I love you. 934 00:42:53,197 --> 00:42:55,314 Don't do that again. 935 00:42:55,366 --> 00:42:56,699 I love you. 936 00:42:56,734 --> 00:43:00,319 - I love everything about you. - Please. 937 00:43:00,321 --> 00:43:02,154 - I am so... - What do you want from me? 938 00:43:02,156 --> 00:43:03,656 ...so sorry. 939 00:43:09,997 --> 00:43:11,997 I love you. 940 00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:15,217 I love you. 941 00:43:30,351 --> 00:43:31,684 ♪ take me around ♪ 942 00:43:31,736 --> 00:43:33,686 ♪ around your end of town ♪ 943 00:43:33,688 --> 00:43:36,689 ♪ 'cause I'm struggling to keep my feet on the ground ♪ 944 00:43:38,359 --> 00:43:39,859 ♪ when you were naked and deflated ♪ 945 00:43:39,911 --> 00:43:42,194 ♪ I thought that we were the greatest ♪ 946 00:43:42,246 --> 00:43:43,913 ♪ I wonder why I left you ♪ 947 00:43:43,948 --> 00:43:45,865 ♪ why I let you down ♪ 948 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,501 ♪ you've gotta crush me babe ♪ 949 00:43:48,536 --> 00:43:50,169 ♪ grind me down ♪ 950 00:43:50,204 --> 00:43:54,507 ♪ treat me like I don't play around ♪ 951 00:43:57,428 --> 00:44:00,763 ♪ treat me like I don't go off ♪ 952 00:44:00,798 --> 00:44:03,516 ♪ you've gotta crush me baby ♪ 953 00:44:03,551 --> 00:44:06,519 ♪ grind me down ♪ 954 00:44:06,554 --> 00:44:08,387 Stop. 955 00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:10,022 Please, Jimmy, stop. 956 00:44:10,057 --> 00:44:11,223 Stop. 957 00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:12,892 Jimmy, stop! 958 00:44:30,995 --> 00:44:33,629 Just please... go home. 959 00:44:37,585 --> 00:44:40,052 Go home. 960 00:45:01,325 --> 00:45:02,575 Fuck. 961 00:45:02,610 --> 00:45:03,909 Fiona? 962 00:45:03,945 --> 00:45:05,444 I'm just getting her voice mail. 963 00:45:05,496 --> 00:45:07,246 You want me to try texting her again? 964 00:45:07,281 --> 00:45:08,831 Can't hurt. 965 00:45:11,502 --> 00:45:13,586 I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. 966 00:45:13,621 --> 00:45:15,955 Yeah, you should have. 967 00:45:15,957 --> 00:45:17,957 I didn't know things could get this bad. 968 00:45:17,959 --> 00:45:19,458 Can get worse. 969 00:45:21,295 --> 00:45:22,461 Get much worse. 970 00:45:32,306 --> 00:45:33,722 Mr. Gallagher? 971 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,809 How you feeling, Frank? 972 00:45:36,811 --> 00:45:38,193 I've felt better. 973 00:45:38,229 --> 00:45:39,812 I would hope so. 974 00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:41,363 We've started you on Prednisone 975 00:45:41,399 --> 00:45:43,315 to decrease the inflammation in your liver, 976 00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:45,618 also Lasix to bring down your fluid levels. 977 00:45:45,653 --> 00:45:47,319 You were quite jaundiced when you arrived. 978 00:45:47,371 --> 00:45:49,154 Have you been taking your antirejection meds 979 00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:50,456 as prescribed? 980 00:45:50,491 --> 00:45:52,374 My bitch of a newfound daughter 981 00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:54,159 hasn't been giving them to me. 982 00:45:54,161 --> 00:45:56,996 Your daughter has been keeping your medications away from you? 983 00:45:56,998 --> 00:46:00,049 No, but she was supposed to make sure I take them. 984 00:46:00,084 --> 00:46:02,551 Mr. Gallagher, you are a 51-year-old man 985 00:46:02,587 --> 00:46:04,053 with a new liver transplant. 986 00:46:04,088 --> 00:46:05,838 You should be able to take responsibility 987 00:46:05,890 --> 00:46:07,222 for your own medications, 988 00:46:07,258 --> 00:46:10,676 unless you're mentally incapacitated. 989 00:46:10,728 --> 00:46:13,479 Are you mentally incapacitated? 990 00:46:13,514 --> 00:46:15,147 Mentally incapacitated? 991 00:46:15,182 --> 00:46:17,232 Retarded. Are you retarded, Frank? 992 00:46:17,268 --> 00:46:18,517 No. 993 00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:20,903 Then get your shit together. 994 00:46:25,576 --> 00:46:27,192 Am I gonna lose the liver? 995 00:46:27,194 --> 00:46:31,030 No, but we ran a tox screen and blood alcohol level 996 00:46:31,032 --> 00:46:32,748 as part of your workup on admittance. 997 00:46:32,783 --> 00:46:34,366 I was happily surprised to find there was 998 00:46:34,418 --> 00:46:35,668 no alcohol in your system. 999 00:46:35,703 --> 00:46:37,036 You're welcome. 1000 00:46:37,088 --> 00:46:38,671 However, we did find traces of cocaine, 1001 00:46:38,706 --> 00:46:40,589 marijuana, and opiates. 1002 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:43,375 If I were to hazard a guess, my money would be on Oxycontin. 1003 00:46:43,377 --> 00:46:45,878 Great... stuff. 1004 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,213 The guy who invented it should be on the Nobel short list. 1005 00:46:48,215 --> 00:46:49,715 This is no joke, Frank. 1006 00:46:49,717 --> 00:46:51,517 Somebody gave their life, so you could live. 1007 00:46:51,552 --> 00:46:55,771 Well, technically, I think he was pretty much dead 1008 00:46:55,806 --> 00:46:59,775 before they started divvying up the body parts. 1009 00:46:59,810 --> 00:47:01,894 I'm loading you up on antibiotics 1010 00:47:01,896 --> 00:47:04,229 and a new round of antirejection meds, 1011 00:47:04,281 --> 00:47:06,899 and I'll be sending you home in a couple of hours. 1012 00:47:06,901 --> 00:47:08,901 But if you don't take care of this liver, 1013 00:47:08,903 --> 00:47:10,285 you're shit out of luck. 1014 00:47:10,321 --> 00:47:11,704 Nobody's giving you another one. 1015 00:47:29,006 --> 00:47:30,255 Are you coming? 1016 00:47:30,257 --> 00:47:31,924 I should probably stay in the car. 1017 00:47:31,926 --> 00:47:33,258 Why? 1018 00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:36,428 I might have a pound of weed on me. 1019 00:47:36,430 --> 00:47:39,598 - Jesus Christ, that's a pound? - Give or take. 1020 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,266 All right, then you can stay in the car, 1021 00:47:41,318 --> 00:47:43,485 but we're gonna talk about this later, all right? 1022 00:47:50,494 --> 00:47:52,277 Hey, excuse me? 1023 00:47:52,329 --> 00:47:54,947 I-I got a call about my brother being in here, Ian Gallagher? 1024 00:47:54,999 --> 00:47:57,282 Yeah, that's me. I was the arresting officer. 1025 00:47:57,334 --> 00:47:59,785 Does your brother have a history of mental illness? 1026 00:47:59,787 --> 00:48:01,170 Yes. 1027 00:48:01,205 --> 00:48:02,788 He was acting irrationally, 1028 00:48:02,790 --> 00:48:04,957 left a baby locked inside of a hot car, 1029 00:48:04,959 --> 00:48:06,925 and then he ran away when we tried to question him. 1030 00:48:06,961 --> 00:48:08,127 Is the baby okay? 1031 00:48:08,179 --> 00:48:09,962 Yeah, he's sleeping in back. 1032 00:48:10,014 --> 00:48:11,847 Is the baby your brother's baby? 1033 00:48:11,882 --> 00:48:13,132 No, he's mine. 1034 00:48:13,134 --> 00:48:14,850 You're the father? 1035 00:48:14,885 --> 00:48:17,102 Who are you in relationship to Mr. Gallagher? 1036 00:48:17,138 --> 00:48:19,304 His partner. 1037 00:48:19,356 --> 00:48:21,857 Lover? Family? You know? 1038 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,860 When we took Mr. Gallagher to the ER, 1039 00:48:24,895 --> 00:48:26,862 they gave him a sedative, seemed to calm him down, 1040 00:48:26,897 --> 00:48:28,647 but he's clearly a troubled kid. 1041 00:48:28,649 --> 00:48:30,115 Is he under arrest? 1042 00:48:30,151 --> 00:48:31,984 He'll have to face some charges, 1043 00:48:31,986 --> 00:48:34,286 but we're not gonna hold him, but his car went to impound. 1044 00:48:34,321 --> 00:48:36,488 You won't be able to get that processed for a couple days, 1045 00:48:36,490 --> 00:48:38,657 and you'll have to pay the tow charges. 1046 00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:41,043 You need to get him some help. 1047 00:48:41,078 --> 00:48:43,629 Yes, sir, we, uh-- we know. 1048 00:48:54,175 --> 00:48:57,059 Hey. Hey. Hey. 1049 00:48:58,229 --> 00:48:59,478 All right? 1050 00:49:21,035 --> 00:49:22,417 Yours? 1051 00:49:23,871 --> 00:49:25,754 He's a cute kid. Good sleeper too. 1052 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:28,540 Got one about his age at home. 1053 00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:31,093 You're a lucky man. 1054 00:49:31,128 --> 00:49:33,545 Hey. 1055 00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:35,931 Yes, sir. Thank you. 1056 00:49:35,966 --> 00:49:38,433 You're welcome. 1057 00:50:05,913 --> 00:50:09,414 ♪ you took my hand and brought me down in the morning ♪ 1058 00:50:09,416 --> 00:50:13,252 ♪ and I was sitting waiting for the telephone ♪ 1059 00:50:13,304 --> 00:50:17,890 ♪ to swallow me whole ♪ 1060 00:50:24,348 --> 00:50:26,398 ♪ I saw your face reflected ♪ 1061 00:50:26,433 --> 00:50:28,483 ♪ on the resonant screen ♪ 1062 00:50:28,519 --> 00:50:33,155 ♪ and I watched your mouth moving like a tired machine ♪ 1063 00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:37,109 ♪ trying to plead with me ♪ 1064 00:50:37,111 --> 00:50:43,415 ♪ trying to swallow me whole ♪ 1065 00:51:08,225 --> 00:51:11,810 ♪ it's been a while since I've been gone and away ♪ 1066 00:51:11,862 --> 00:51:16,365 ♪ and I watched your eyes reflect me in a terrible way ♪ 1067 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,619 ♪ as you cast your gaze ♪ 1068 00:51:20,654 --> 00:51:24,206 ♪ to the flickering hall ♪ 1069 00:51:27,244 --> 00:51:30,879 ♪ and you knelt beside me and you started to pray ♪ 1070 00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:33,632 ♪ and the whites of your eyes blackened ♪ 1071 00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:35,667 ♪ with a hardened decay ♪ 1072 00:51:35,669 --> 00:51:39,721 ♪ and you talked to me ♪ 1073 00:51:39,757 --> 00:51:43,976 ♪ in a broken voice ♪ 1074 00:51:44,011 --> 00:51:48,814 ♪ in your open mouth silence me in the coursing ♪ 1075 00:51:48,849 --> 00:51:50,649 ♪ blood in my eyes ♪ 1076 00:51:50,684 --> 00:51:52,851 ♪ dress me in your clothes ♪ 1077 00:51:52,903 --> 00:51:56,822 ♪ and swallow me whole ♪ 1078 00:51:56,857 --> 00:52:02,911 ♪ swallow me whole ♪ 1079 00:52:15,376 --> 00:52:19,011 We need to get him committed even if he doesn't want to go. 1080 00:52:19,046 --> 00:52:23,098 We can just... tell them that he kidnapped the kid, right? 1081 00:52:23,133 --> 00:52:24,933 They have to take him. 1082 00:52:24,969 --> 00:52:27,936 There's got to be some kind of, like, 1083 00:52:27,972 --> 00:52:29,938 "Danger to others" law, right? 1084 00:52:29,974 --> 00:52:31,556 No. It could be complicated. 1085 00:52:31,558 --> 00:52:33,191 Well, if he won't go, I'm just gonna call 1086 00:52:33,227 --> 00:52:34,393 the fucking cops on him, 1087 00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:36,061 tell them that he stole the baby. 1088 00:52:36,113 --> 00:52:37,779 They'll-- 1089 00:52:37,815 --> 00:52:39,781 they'll put him away for a while. 1090 00:52:42,786 --> 00:52:45,203 At least he'll be getting 1091 00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,122 some kind of fucking help. 1092 00:52:47,157 --> 00:52:48,907 You did okay, Mickey. 1093 00:52:50,411 --> 00:52:53,912 Hell, you tried. 1094 00:52:53,964 --> 00:52:56,298 That's a lot more than most people would do. 1095 00:52:59,336 --> 00:53:06,091 ♪ now my heart is heavy like a stone-cold mist tonight ♪ 1096 00:53:06,093 --> 00:53:09,311 ♪ I'm doing my best to convince myself ♪ 1097 00:53:09,346 --> 00:53:16,101 ♪ that she won't cry for daddy tonight ♪ 1098 00:53:16,153 --> 00:53:23,492 ♪ 'cause I'm leaving you behind ♪ 1099 00:53:28,032 --> 00:53:31,833 - Morning. - Morning. 1100 00:53:31,869 --> 00:53:34,119 Coffee's on the counter. 1101 00:53:34,121 --> 00:53:35,704 Thanks. 1102 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:40,425 Oh, um, your phone kept going off, 1103 00:53:40,461 --> 00:53:42,677 but I didn't think I should wake you. 1104 00:53:42,713 --> 00:53:44,596 Thanks. 1105 00:53:44,631 --> 00:53:47,849 Anyway, the next part. It's, um... 1106 00:53:47,885 --> 00:53:54,773 ♪ nothing will change her mind ♪ 1107 00:53:54,808 --> 00:54:01,113 ♪ stranger days are now a part of our lives ♪ 1108 00:54:01,148 --> 00:54:02,814 Lip? 1109 00:54:02,816 --> 00:54:04,449 ♪ looking back ♪ 1110 00:54:04,485 --> 00:54:10,906 ♪ let me repress the joke that is my mind ♪ 1111 00:54:15,162 --> 00:54:16,495 Jesus. 1112 00:54:16,547 --> 00:54:18,080 Ian, fuck. 1113 00:54:20,501 --> 00:54:22,667 You okay? 1114 00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:24,669 Yeah? 1115 00:54:24,671 --> 00:54:26,671 Okay. 1116 00:54:26,723 --> 00:54:29,558 Ian, they just need your signature. 1117 00:54:45,526 --> 00:54:47,859 Mr. Gallagher? 1118 00:55:04,595 --> 00:55:05,877 I'm sorry. 1119 00:55:22,813 --> 00:55:24,529 Can I go in with him? 1120 00:55:24,565 --> 00:55:26,898 No, I'm sorry. 1121 00:56:21,777 --> 00:56:30,317 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1121 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:37,257 www.proanabolicstore.com Everything for your anabolic plan! 78061

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