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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,390 --> 00:00:33,770 >> PRINCIPAL VAGINA HERE 2 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:34,970 DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU. 3 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:36,200 I'M VERY MUCH IN CHARGE 4 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:37,430 REMINDING YOU THAT TONIGHT IS 5 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:39,000 OUR ANNUAL FLU SEASON DANCE. 6 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,230 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I 7 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,400 HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT IF YOU 8 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,500 HAVE THE FLU, STAY HOME. 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,400 >> HEY. 10 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,900 >> THE FLU SEASON DANCE IS ABOUT 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,930 AWARENESS, NOT CELEBRATION. 12 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:47,130 >> Morty: [ SIGHS ] 13 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:47,830 >> YOU DON'T BRING DEAD BABIES 14 00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:49,000 TO PASSOVER. 15 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,530 >> Morty: OKAY. HERE WE GO. 16 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,700 H-HEY, JESSICA. 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,300 UH... 18 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,530 >> WHAT'S UP, MORTY? 19 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:55,200 [ SNEEZES ] 20 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:56,199 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 21 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,030 >> Morty: UM... 22 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,170 >> WAIT, WAIT. 23 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:00,129 WERE YOU ABOUT TO TALK...TO HER? 24 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:01,830 >> Morty: WELL...I MEAN, I WAS 25 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:02,900 THINKING ABOUT IT. 26 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,800 >> DUDE, STAY IN YOUR LEAGUE. 27 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:05,970 LOOK AT HOW HOT SHE IS. 28 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:07,229 YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING TO A 29 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,800 BIGGER SCHOOL IN A WEALTHIER 30 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:09,800 DISTRICT AND HITTING ON THEIR 31 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:10,600 PRETTIEST GIRL. 32 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,770 >> GEE, THANKS, BRAD. 33 00:01:11,790 --> 00:01:13,300 >> I THROW BALLS FAR. 34 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,970 YOU WANT GOOD WORDS? 35 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:16,530 DATE A LANGUAGER. 36 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:17,700 >> Jerry: TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT 37 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,429 IT, MORTY. 38 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:19,870 YOU'RE A GOOD KID, AND THERE'S 39 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:21,000 NOT A PREMIUM ON THAT RIGHT NOW, 40 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,100 BUT YOU'LL BE GETTING GIRLS 41 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:22,830 SOMETIME AFTER BRAD'S OUT OF 42 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:23,730 SHAPE. 43 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,770 >> Morty: [ Sighing ] YOU'RE 44 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:26,130 MISSING THE POINT, DAD. 45 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:27,530 I DON'T WANT GIRLS. 46 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:28,830 I WANT JESSICA. 47 00:01:28,850 --> 00:01:30,770 >> Jerry: AH, WELL, I REMEMBER 48 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,030 FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT A YOUNG 49 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,730 LADY NAMED "YOUR MOM," AND 50 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,030 THAT'S NOT AN URBAN DISS. 51 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:36,130 YOUR MOM WAS MY JESSICA. 52 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:36,830 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW 53 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:37,430 HER. 54 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:38,100 I THOUGHT 55 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,230 >> Rick: "I SHOULD GET HER 56 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,100 PREGNANT, AND THEN SHE'LL HAVE 57 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,000 TO MARRY ME." 58 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:42,000 >> Jerry: I BEG YOUR PARDON, 59 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:43,100 RICK INAPPROPRIATE. 60 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,300 >> Rick: SORRY, PLEASE PROCEED 61 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,400 WITH YOUR STORY ABOUT BANGING MY 62 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:46,730 DAUGHTER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 63 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:47,870 I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO TAKE 64 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:48,630 ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM THIS GUY, 65 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,370 MORTY. 66 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:50,370 HIS MARRIAGE IS HANGING FROM A 67 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:51,070 THREAD. 68 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:51,930 >> Jerry: MY MARRIAGE IS FINE, 69 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:52,800 THANK YOU. 70 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:53,930 >> Rick: JERRY, IT'S YOUR 71 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:55,130 HOUSE WHATEVER YOU SAY IT IS 72 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,300 IS HOW IT IS BUT I THINK A 73 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,370 BLIND MAN COULD SEE THAT BETH IS 74 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:58,470 LOOKING FOR THE DOOR. 75 00:01:58,490 --> 00:01:59,770 I BARELY HAVE A REASON TO CARE, 76 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:00,630 AND EVEN INOTICED. 77 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:01,770 >> Morty: COME ON, RICK! 78 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:02,570 DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS LIKE 79 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,300 THAT. 80 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,400 >> Rick: LISTEN, MORTY, I HATE 81 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,700 TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT WHAT 82 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,900 PEOPLE CALL "LOVE" IS JUST A 83 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,199 CHEMICAL REACTION THAT COMPELS 84 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,370 ANIMALS TO BREED. 85 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,030 IT HITS HARD, MORTY, THEN IT 86 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:12,500 SLOWLY FADES, LEAVING YOU 87 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,970 STRANDED IN A FAILING MARRIAGE. 88 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:14,900 I DID IT. 89 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,000 YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DO IT. 90 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:17,100 BREAK THE CYCLE, MORTY. 91 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,630 RISE ABOVE. FOCUS ON SCIENCE. 92 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:20,970 [ SLURPS ] 93 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:22,170 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M 94 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:22,970 GONNA GO GET DRESSED FOR THE 95 00:02:22,990 --> 00:02:23,930 DANCE. 96 00:02:23,950 --> 00:02:25,230 >> Jerry: YEAH, I'M JUST GOING 97 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,470 TO...CHECK ON YOUR MOM. 98 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,130 >> Rick: MORTY, HAND ME THAT 99 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,800 SCREWDRIVER, HUH? 100 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,930 I'M ALMOST FINISHED MAKING MY 101 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:34,930 IONIC DEFIBULIZER, MORTY. 102 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,030 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 103 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,270 >> Morty: HEY, LISTEN, RICK. 104 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,799 Y-Y-YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID THAT, 105 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,970 YOU KNOW, LOVE IS A CHEMICAL AND 106 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,130 ALL THAT STUFF FROM EARLIER? 107 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:42,270 WELL, I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, 108 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:43,829 W-W COULD YOU MAKE SOME SORT 109 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:45,230 OF CHEMICAL THING HAPPEN INSIDE 110 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,800 OF JESSICA'S MIND, YOU KNOW, SO 111 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:48,130 WHERE SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME 112 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:49,430 AND ALL THAT SORT OF THING? 113 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:50,300 YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE MAKE SOME 114 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:50,930 SORT OF LOVE POTION OR 115 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:51,830 SOMETHING? 116 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:52,670 >> Rick: MORTY, THAT'S SUCH A 117 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:53,530 POOR USE OF MY TIME. 118 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:54,300 IT'S BENEATH ME. 119 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,370 HAND ME THE SCREWDRIVER. 120 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,170 >> Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT? 121 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,070 NO, RICK! 122 00:02:57,090 --> 00:02:57,930 I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU THE 123 00:02:57,950 --> 00:02:58,830 SCREWDRIVER. 124 00:02:58,850 --> 00:02:59,930 I-I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU 125 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,030 ANYTHING EVER AGAIN, RICK! 126 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,330 I'M ALWAYS HELPING YOU WITH THIS 127 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,769 AND THAT AND THE OTHER THING. 128 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:05,799 W-W-W-W-W-WHAT ABOUT ME, RICK? 129 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,329 W-W-W-W-WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HELP 130 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,900 ME OUT ONCE ONCE FOR ONCE? 131 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,930 >> Rick: [ GROANS ] 132 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:11,200 YOU'RE GROWING UP FAST, MORTY. 133 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,470 YOU'RE GROWING INTO A REAL BIG 134 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:13,770 THORN STRAIGHT UP INTO MY ASS. 135 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:14,870 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 136 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,270 LISTEN, THIS IS CALLED OXYTOCIN. 137 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:17,730 I EXTRACTED IT FROM A VOLE. 138 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:18,670 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS, 139 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:19,670 MORTY? 140 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:20,730 YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS? 141 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:21,800 IT'S A IT'S A RODENT THAT 142 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:22,930 MATES FOR LIFE, MORTY. 143 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,200 THIS IS THE CHEMICAL RELEASED IN 144 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,300 A MAMMAL'S BRAIN, YOU KNOW, THAT 145 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,470 MAKES IT FALL IN LOVE. 146 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:27,900 ALL RIGHT, MORTY, I JUST GOT TO 147 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,700 [BURPS] COMBINE IT WITH SOME OF 148 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,330 YOUR DNA. 149 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,230 >> Morty: OH, WELL, OKAY. 150 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,170 [ ZIPPER OPENS ] 151 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,230 >> Rick: A HAIR, MORTY. 152 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,370 I NEED ONE OF YOUR HAIRS. 153 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:34,100 THIS ISN'T "GAME OF THRONES." 154 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,670 >> Morty: OW! 155 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:36,970 >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY. 156 00:03:36,990 --> 00:03:38,330 WHOEVER YOU SMEAR THIS STUFF ON 157 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:39,700 WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND 158 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,770 ONLY YOU, FOREVER. 159 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:41,829 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MORTY? 160 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:42,870 >> Morty: HECK, YEAH! 161 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,270 THANK YOU, GRANDPA RICK. 162 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,700 HEY, THERE'S NO...DANGERS OR 163 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,570 ANYTHING, OR SIDE EFFECTS, 164 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:47,300 RIGHT? 165 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,370 >> Rick: W-W-W-WHAT AM I, A 166 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:49,300 HACK? 167 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,769 GO NUTS, MORTY. IT'S FOOLPROOF. 168 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:56,470 EH, UNLESS SHE HAS THE FLU. 169 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:57,800 >> Jerry: BETH, DO Y-YOU STILL 170 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:58,769 LOVE ME? 171 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,000 >> Beth: UGH, WHAT KIND OF 172 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:01,230 QUESTION IS THAT? 173 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,270 >> Jerry: THE "YES OR NO" KIND? 174 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:03,299 [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 175 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,430 >> Beth: JERRY, DO YOU WANT 176 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,630 HOMELESS PEOPLE TO HAVE HOMES? 177 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:06,430 >> Jerry: YES. 178 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:07,470 >> Beth: ARE YOU GONNA BUILD 179 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:07,900 THEM? 180 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,930 >> Jerry: NO. 181 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:09,800 >> Beth: THEN WHAT GOOD WAS THE 182 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:10,769 "YES"? 183 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,000 >> Jerry: WAIT, I-IS LOVING ME 184 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:12,870 THE HOUSE OR THE HOMELESS 185 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:13,770 PEOPLE? 186 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:14,970 >> Beth: LOVING YOU IS WORK, 187 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,870 JERRY HARD WORK, LIKE 188 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,969 BUILDING A HOMELESS SHELTER 189 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:20,370 NOBODY WANTS TO SAY NO TO DOING 190 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,500 IT, BUT SOME PEOPLE PUT THE WORK 191 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:22,099 IN. 192 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,200 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 193 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:24,400 DO YOU SEE ME WORKING HERE? 194 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:25,570 DOES THIS CONVERSATION SEEM 195 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:26,230 TEDIOUS TO ME? 196 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,430 >> Jerry: SORT OF. 197 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:28,830 >> Beth: THEN I OBVIOUSLY SORT 198 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:29,730 OFLOVE YOU, DON'T I? 199 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:30,870 [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] 200 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:31,900 SO STOP ASKING, AND MAYBE I'LL 201 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,000 LOVE YOU MORE. 202 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:34,070 CRAP, THEY NEED ME AT THE HORSE 203 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:35,000 HOSPITAL. 204 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:36,270 >> Jerry: PUH! THIS LATE? 205 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,530 >> Beth: THE RACETRACK HAD A 206 00:04:37,550 --> 00:04:38,370 STARLIGHT DERBY. 207 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:39,770 THERE WAS A SEVEN-HORSE 208 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:40,670 COLLISION, AND DAVIN'S THERE 209 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,230 ALONE. 210 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,370 >> Jerry: [ Thinking ] DAVIN. 211 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:44,669 DAVIN. 212 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,830 DAVIN! DAVIN. 213 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:49,170 DAVIN! DAVIN! 214 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:52,030 DAVIN! DAVIN! 215 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:52,970 >> [ Rapping ] ♪ ♪ FLU, YO ♪ ♪ 216 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:53,970 ♪ ♪ YOU GOT TO BE AWARE ♪ ♪ 217 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:55,030 ♪ ♪ AWARE OF ALL THE FLU ♪ ♪ 218 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,470 ♪ ♪ UP IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ 219 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:57,530 ♪ ♪ I'M-A GET ME A SHOT ♪ ♪ 220 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:58,430 ♪ ♪ AND MAKE THE FLU GO AWAY ♪ ♪ 221 00:04:58,450 --> 00:04:59,800 ♪ ♪ FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪ 222 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:01,430 ♪ ♪ JUST RAPPING AWAY ♪ ♪ 223 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,400 ♪ ♪ YO, YO, FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪ 224 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:04,500 ♪ ♪ IT'S A FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪ 225 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,700 >> Morty: HEY, THERE, JESSICA. 226 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,930 WHOA! OH, WHOOPSIE! 227 00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:09,969 >> OH, MY GOD. 228 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:11,730 MORTY. 229 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,730 YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TONIGHT. 230 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,300 >> Morty: WOW, THANKS. 231 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,400 >> I LOVE YOU, MORTY! 232 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:18,570 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT BURNS! 233 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,100 >> Morty: OH, MAN! 234 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,730 I-I LOVE YOU TOO, JESSICA! 235 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:22,830 >> [ SPITS ] 236 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:23,900 IS THIS PUNK BOTHERING YOU, 237 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,870 JESSICA? 238 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,130 >> LEAVE HIM ALONE, JERK! 239 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:27,770 I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM! 240 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:28,700 HE IS MORE MAN THAN YOU WILL 241 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,170 EVER BE! 242 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,230 [ SNEEZES ] 243 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,300 >> [ Rapping ] ♪ ♪ THIS IS ABOUT 244 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,500 FLU AWARENESS ♪ ♪ 245 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,969 ♪ ♪ GOT TO BE AWARE OF THE FLU IN 246 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:35,200 THE AIR-NESS ♪ ♪ 247 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:37,200 ♪ ♪ YO, I'M A FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪ 248 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:38,670 >> OH, MAN, MORTY. 249 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:39,730 [ SIGHS ] 250 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:40,970 I'M REALLY SORRY. 251 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:42,230 >> Morty: OH, WELL, N-NO 252 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,470 PROBLEM, BRAD. 253 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:44,530 >> THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL 254 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:46,170 ABOUT YOU, MORTY SO SPECIAL. 255 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:47,130 MMM, YEAH. 256 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,330 >> Morty: WHOA, TAKE IT EASY! 257 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:49,530 >> GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM! 258 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,370 >> BACK OFF! 259 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:51,830 I'M TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN! 260 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:52,930 >> THAT'S ENOUGH, BRADLEY! 261 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:53,830 WE DON'T WANT YOU INJURING YOUR 262 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:54,600 BALL-THROWING ARM. 263 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,170 >> OH, COME ON, 264 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:55,800 PRINCIPAL VAGINA. 265 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:56,430 I JUST... 266 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:57,099 >> NEVER LEAVE ME, MORTY. 267 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,030 NEVER! 268 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:59,630 >> Morty: UH, SURE. 269 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,300 I MEAN, O-OF COURSE NOT. 270 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,000 W-WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS ALL 271 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,070 ABOUT? 272 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:05,470 >> WHO CARES? JUST HOLD ME. 273 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,670 >> LET ME GO! I LOVE YOU, MORTY! 274 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:08,870 [ SNEEZES ] 275 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,030 LET GO OF ME! 276 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:11,030 [ SNEEZES ] 277 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,870 MORTY! 278 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:19,099 >> Jerry: SHE'S GONNA BE ALONE 279 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,230 WITH THAT GUY ALL NIGHT. 280 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,430 >> Summer: YEAH, DAD, DIGGING 281 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:22,700 AROUND THE INSIDES OF HORSES. 282 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,130 IT'S NOT A VERY ROMANTIC 283 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,030 SETTING. 284 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,100 >> Rick: WELL, SUMMER, THERE'S 285 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,300 ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SHE 286 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,500 MADE THE WHOLE WORK THING UP. 287 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,729 MAYBE DAVIN'S DIGGING AROUND IN 288 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:29,800 HERINSIDES. 289 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,270 >> Summer: GRANDPA, SO GROSS! 290 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,230 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM. 291 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,130 >> Rick: WELL, SHE'S MY 292 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:34,000 DAUGHTER, SUMMER. 293 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,030 I OUTRANK YOU. 294 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:36,330 OR FAMILY MEANS NOTHING, IN 295 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:37,900 WHICH CASE DON'T PLAY THAT CARD. 296 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,930 >> Jerry: SHE'S NOT RESPONDING 297 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:39,870 TO MY TEXTS! 298 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,030 >> Summer: CAREFUL, DAD. 299 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:42,130 JEALOUSY TURNS WOMEN OFF. 300 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,070 >> Jerry: WELL, ISN'T THAT 301 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,030 CONVENIENT? 302 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,000 >> Rick: NOT FOR THE MEN THEY 303 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,270 CHEAT ON, NO. 304 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:48,200 >> Jerry: OKAY, I'M...GOING TO 305 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,800 GO OUT...FOR SOME ICE CREAM. 306 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:51,300 AND MAYBE STOP BY THE 307 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,270 HOSPITAL...TO SUPPORT MY WIFE... 308 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,530 WITH MY CONFIDENCE. 309 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:55,770 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 310 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,000 >> Summer: GOD, GRANDPA, YOU'RE 311 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:57,930 SUCH A DICK. 312 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,070 >> Rick: I'M SORRY, SUMMER. 313 00:06:59,090 --> 00:06:59,830 YOUR OPINION MEANS VERY LITTLE 314 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,700 TO ME. 315 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,830 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT THIS 316 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:02,600 STUPID DANCE EVERYONE LOVES SO 317 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:03,170 MUCH? 318 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,200 >> Summer: SCREW THAT. 319 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,130 I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK. 320 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:05,930 IT'S FLU SEASON. 321 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:06,729 >> Rick: IT IS? 322 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,570 >> Summer: YEAH. 323 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:08,700 >> Rick: UH-OH. 324 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,730 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 325 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:15,469 >> Morty: PLEASE JUST LET THIS 326 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:16,000 WORK OUT. 327 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:16,930 >> [ MOANS ] 328 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:19,000 DO IT, MORTY. DO IT. 329 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,169 RIP MY CLOTHES OFF AND MATE WITH 330 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,500 ME FOR LIFE! 331 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,200 [ GROWLS ] 332 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:23,430 >> Morty: UM... 333 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:24,870 CAN WE MAYBE GO SOMEWHERE MORE 334 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:25,870 PRIVATE? 335 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:27,130 >> JESSICA, GET A HOLD OF 336 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:27,930 YOURSELF! 337 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:29,370 [ GRUNTS ] 338 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:30,700 YOU DON'T DESERVE TO CARRY 339 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,270 MORTY'S GENES. 340 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:34,500 >> [ Rapping ] ♪ ♪ I LOVE MORTY ♪ ♪ 341 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,930 ♪ ♪ AND I HOPE MORTY LOVES ME ♪ ♪ 342 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:38,770 ♪ ♪ I'D LIKE TO WRAP MY ARMS 343 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:40,170 AROUND HIM ♪ ♪ 344 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:41,969 ♪ ♪ AND FEEL HIM INSIDE ME ♪ ♪ 345 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,370 >> Morty: OH, CRAP. 346 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:45,669 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 347 00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:48,400 >> MORTY! 348 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:49,430 >> Rick: MORTY, COME ON! 349 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:50,500 WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 350 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:51,669 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS 351 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:52,500 BECAUSE IT USUALLY NEVER 352 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,099 HAPPENS, BUT I MADE A MISTAKE. 353 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,130 [ BOTH PANTING ] 354 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,030 COME ON, MORTY. 355 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:56,770 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 356 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:57,170 COME ON. 357 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:57,900 >> MORTY! 358 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:58,700 >> Morty: [ WAILS ] 359 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,570 >> ARE YOU OKAY? 360 00:07:59,590 --> 00:08:00,130 >> Morty: I'M FINE! 361 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,100 >> OH, GOOD. 362 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,230 IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO 363 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,870 YOU, I WOULD KILL MYSELF. 364 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:05,770 I LOVE YOU BAD, MO-MO! 365 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,630 [ ALL PANTING ] 366 00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:10,000 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 367 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,200 >> MORTY, THE PRINCIPAL AND I 368 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,470 HAVE DISCUSSED IT, A-A-AND WE'RE 369 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,600 BOTH INSECURE ENOUGH TO AGREE TO 370 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:14,830 A THREE-WAY! 371 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:20,870 >> Rick: I DIDN'T REALIZE WHEN I 372 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:21,870 GAVE YOU THAT SERUM THAT JESSICA 373 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:22,870 HAD THE FLU YOU KNOW, 374 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:23,930 T-T-T-T-T-T-T-THAT MIGHT HAVE 375 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:24,670 BEEN VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR 376 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:25,400 ME, MORTY. 377 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:26,170 >> Morty: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING 378 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,100 ON, RICK? 379 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,230 >> Rick: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 380 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,530 T-T-T-THE SERUM IS PIGGYBACKING 381 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,330 ON THE VIRUS. 382 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,900 IT'S GONE AIRBORNE, MORTY. 383 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,200 >> Morty: OH, CRAP. 384 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:34,130 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, RICK? 385 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:34,870 >> Rick: IT'S GONNA BE FINE, 386 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:35,699 MORTY, RELAX. 387 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,900 I WHIPPED UP AND ANTIDOTE. 388 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:37,729 IT'S BASED ON PRAYING-MANTIS 389 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,030 DNA. 390 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,000 YOU KNOW, PRAYING MANTISES ARE 391 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:40,630 THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF VOLES, 392 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:41,400 MORTY. 393 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:42,400 I MEAN, THEY THEY MATE ONCE, 394 00:08:42,419 --> 00:08:43,370 AND THEN THEY, YOU KNOW, 395 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,370 DECAPITATE THE PARTNER. 396 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,930 I MEAN, IT'S A WHOLE RITUAL. 397 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:47,030 IT'S REALLY GRUESOME AND TOTALLY 398 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:47,930 OPPOSITE. 399 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:49,070 THERE'S NO LOVE AT ALL. 400 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,330 I-I-I BASICALLY MIXED THIS WITH 401 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,900 A MORE CONTAGIOUS FLU VIRUS. 402 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,229 IT SHOULD NEUTRALIZE THE WHOLE 403 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,470 THING, MORTY. 404 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,030 IT'LL ALL BE OVER VERY SHORTLY. 405 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:57,430 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 406 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,270 UH, BY THE WAY, MORTY, I KNOW 407 00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:03,400 YOU DIDN'T ASK OR ANYTHING, BUT 408 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:04,170 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX 409 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,100 WITH YOU. 410 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,030 THESE SERUMS, THEY DON'T WORK ON 411 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:06,729 ANYBODY RELATED TO YOU 412 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,570 GENETICALLY. 413 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,530 >> MORTY! 414 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,530 [ ALL GROANING ] 415 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,900 >> Rick: OKAY, WELL, SOMETIMES, 416 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,900 SCIENCE IS MORE ART THAN 417 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,030 SCIENCE, MORTY. 418 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:26,270 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T GET THAT. 419 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:35,599 >> Jerry: [ GASPS ] 420 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:38,430 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 421 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,600 COME ON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 422 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,530 HELLO! 423 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:43,570 >> MORTY! 424 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:44,670 >> YOU'RE NOT MORTY! 425 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:46,500 BRING US MORTY! 426 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:55,900 [ GUN COCKS ] 427 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,370 >> Jerry: NOBODY'S KILLING ME 428 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:58,770 UNTIL AFTER I CATCH MY WIFE WITH 429 00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:00,370 ANOTHER MAN. 430 00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:02,199 >> I HAD SEX WITH BILLY. 431 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,070 >> BUT YOU WERE ALREADY 432 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,030 PREGNANT! 433 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,070 >> YEAH, SO WHAT'S THE WORST 434 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,200 THAT COULD HAPPEN? 435 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,670 >> WE INTERRUPT "PREGNANT BABY" 436 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,800 WITH BREAKING NEWS. 437 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,300 >> Summer: [ GROANS ] COME ON. 438 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,000 >> THIS JUST IN MORTY SMITH'S 439 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,370 WHEREABOUTS ARE STILL UNKNOWN. 440 00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:14,500 >> Summer: WHAT THE HELL? 441 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,699 >> THE ONLY THING THAT IS KNOWN 442 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,230 IS...HOW CUTE HE IS. 443 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,070 >> I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, I WANT TO 444 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:20,530 MAKE LOVE TO HIM AND THEN EAT 445 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:21,470 HIS HEAD. 446 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,930 >> I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU DO, 447 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,000 HAROLD! 448 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,569 >> YOU WISH, YOU STUPID BITCH! 449 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:26,600 >> MORTY'S MINE! 450 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,770 >> MORTY'S MINE! 451 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:28,969 >> MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! 452 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:30,530 >> [ SPEAKING ARABIC] 453 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:31,700 MORTY! 454 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,900 [ SPEAKING ARABIC] 455 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:38,199 [ BANGING ON DOOR ] 456 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,970 >> WHERE IS MORTY? 457 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:42,530 >> Summer: [ SCREAMS ] 458 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,630 [ CONVERSING IN NATIVE 459 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:53,470 LANGUAGE] 460 00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:55,230 >> Morty: OH, MY GOD, RICK. 461 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,530 THE WHOLE WORLD IS INFECTED! 462 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:57,900 >> Rick: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY WILD 463 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,030 HOW FAST THAT SPREAD. 464 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,170 I'VE REALLY OUTDONE MYSELF. 465 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,370 >> Morty: OUTDONE YOURSELF?! 466 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,030 W-W A-ARE ARE YOU KIDDING 467 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:03,030 ME, RICK? 468 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,200 THIS IS NOT OKAY! 469 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:05,330 NOT ONLY DO THEY ALL WANT TO 470 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:06,400 HAVE SEX WITH ME, BUT, YOU KNOW, 471 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:07,170 NOW THEY WANT TO EAT ME 472 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:08,100 AFTERWARDS! 473 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,030 >> Rick: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 474 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,100 I WAS THINKING. 475 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:10,930 MANTISES ARE THEY OPPOSITE OF 476 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:11,800 VOLES? 477 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,000 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, DNA's A 478 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:13,870 LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN 479 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:14,800 THAT. 480 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:15,970 YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH, MORTY? 481 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:16,830 THIS RIGHT HERE'S GONNA DO THE 482 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:17,670 TRICK, BABY. 483 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,770 IT'S KOALA MIXED WITH 484 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,829 RATTLESNAKE, CHIMPANZEE, CACTUS, 485 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:22,770 SHARK, GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND 486 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:24,400 JUST A SMIDGE OF DINOSAUR. 487 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,099 SHOULD ADD UP TO NORMAL 488 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:25,930 HUMANITY. 489 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:26,970 >> Morty: I DON'T THAT 490 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,070 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, RICK. 491 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:28,830 HOW DOES THAT ADD UP TO NORMAL 492 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:29,900 HUMANITY? 493 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,870 >> Morty: WHAT, MORTY, YOU WANT 494 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:31,800 ME TO SHOW YOU MY MATH? 495 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:32,800 I'M SORRY A-ARE YOU THE 496 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:33,730 SCIENTIST OR ARE YOU THE KID 497 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:34,770 THAT WANTED TO GET LAID? 498 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,230 >> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 499 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,700 WELL, I'M GLAD WE SAVED ALL 500 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,900 THOSE HORSES, BUT I'M ALMOST 501 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,099 SORRY WE'RE FINISHED. 502 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,070 >> Beth: YES, IT'S SATISFYING 503 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:43,970 WORK. 504 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,170 >> UNH-UNH-UNH, IT'S, UH 505 00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:46,470 IT'S MORE THAN THE WORK. 506 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:48,800 I LOVE BEING IN THAT STERILIZED 507 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:50,970 ROOM, SEALED OFF FROM THE WORLD. 508 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:51,730 IT'S THE ONLY TIME I CAN REALLY 509 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,270 THINK...AND FEEL. 510 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,300 [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] 511 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,800 >> Beth: HMM, UH, WHAT ARE YOU 512 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:56,830 DOING? 513 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,000 >> I'M PLAYING AFRICAN DREAM 514 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,100 POP. 515 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,370 WHAT DO YOUDO AFTER A LONG 516 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:00,900 NIGHT? 517 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,430 [ CLICK ] 518 00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:04,130 >> Beth: OH, HA, UM, HEY, I B 519 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,270 I'D BETTER GET GOING. 520 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,730 UM, JERRY'S BEEN TEXTING SOME 521 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:07,670 PRETTY HIGH-MAINTENANCE STUFF. 522 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:08,470 >> BETH... 523 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,430 >> Beth: WHAT IS IT, DAVIN? 524 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,600 >> JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE TO 525 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:12,600 KNOW 526 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,930 [ SNEEZES ] 527 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,670 ...W-W-WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO GIVE 528 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:16,830 YOUR SON A BATH. 529 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,230 >> Beth: WHAT?! 530 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,800 >> WHAT DOES MORTY'S SKIN SMELL 531 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,770 LIKE? 532 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:23,069 HOW SOFT... 533 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,330 [ GRUNTS ] 534 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:26,770 HOW SOFT ARE HIS PRIVATES? 535 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,370 >> Beth: LET GO OF ME, DAVIN! 536 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,170 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 537 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:34,630 >> [ ROARS ] 538 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:36,829 TAKE ME TO MORTY. 539 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:37,830 >> Jerry: [ GRUNTS ] 540 00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:39,600 >> YOU'RE NOT MORTY. 541 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,830 >> Jerry: NO. 542 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,770 I'M MR. CROWBAR, AND THIS IS 543 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,870 MY FRIEND, WHO IS ALSO A 544 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,170 CROWBAR. 545 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,070 >> THAT'S...STUPID. 546 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,670 >> Jerry: [ GRUNTING ] 547 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,100 YEAH? 548 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,000 WELL, LOOK WHERE BEING SMART GOT 549 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:54,829 YOU. 550 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,630 >> Beth: JERRY! THANK GOD! 551 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,930 >> Jerry: GOD? 552 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,900 GOD'S TURNING PEOPLE INTO INSECT 553 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,300 MONSTERS, BETH. 554 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,630 I'M THE ONE BEATING THEM TO 555 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:03,170 DEATH. 556 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,200 THANK ME. 557 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:05,600 >> Beth: THANK YOU, JERRY. 558 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,700 THANK YOU. 559 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,730 >> Rick: TAKE A GOOD LOOK DOWN 560 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,930 THERE, MORTY, AND SOAK IT IN, 561 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,130 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ONCE I PULL 562 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:15,970 THIS LEVER, IT'S ALL BACK TO 563 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:16,870 NORMAL. 564 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,069 >> Morty: JUST DO IT ALREADY. 565 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,130 >> Rick: WELL, TECHNICALLY, 566 00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:20,230 MORTY, THERE'S NO RUSH. 567 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,230 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, O-ONCE IT'S 568 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,000 FIXED, IT'S DONE. 569 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,970 IT'S FIXED. 570 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,330 YOU KNOW, WE COULD WE COULD 571 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:25,900 JUST ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT. 572 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,730 I MEAN, L-L-L-LOOK AT HOW CRAZY 573 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:27,430 IT IS. 574 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,770 I MEAN, MORTY, W-W-WHEN'S THE 575 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:29,770 NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE 576 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:30,870 SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 577 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:31,970 I MEAN, SOAK IT IN, YOU KNOW? 578 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:32,830 IT'S IT'S PRETTY NEAT. 579 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:33,770 IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING. 580 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:34,630 >> Morty: THAT'S IT, RICK! 581 00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:35,069 I'M PULLING THE LEVER. 582 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,200 [ GRUNTS ] 583 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,470 >> Rick: W-WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, 584 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,200 MORTY? 585 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,100 LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT AND YOU 586 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,030 WERE WRONG, HUH? 587 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,100 I-I-I-I-I-I-I BET YOU FEEL 588 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:47,930 PRETTY STUPID RIGHT ABOUT NOW, 589 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:48,800 HUH? 590 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,000 I-I-I BET YOU FEEL LIKE THE 591 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,199 WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN THAT YOU 592 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,230 WERE DOUBTING ME ABOUT THIS 593 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,370 WHOLE THING, MORTY. 594 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,470 >> Morty: OH, RICK, SOMETHING'S 595 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:55,070 NOT RIGHT. 596 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:55,900 >> Rick: [ SIGHS ] 597 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,870 YEAH, YOU. 598 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:57,900 YOU'RE NOT RIGHT EVER. 599 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,800 >> Morty: NO, NO! 600 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,000 LOOK, YOU IDIOT! 601 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,329 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 602 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:14,100 [ ALL SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ] 603 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,830 [ ALL GROANING ] 604 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:24,370 [ ALL ULULATING ] 605 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,100 >> Rick: BET YOU'RE LOVING THIS, 606 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,170 MORTY. 607 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:27,430 THIS MUST BE THE BEST DAY OF 608 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,200 YOUR LIFE. 609 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,530 YOU GET TO BE THE MAYOR OF 610 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,870 I TOLD YOU TOWN. 611 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,030 [ SLURPS ] 612 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:32,930 YOU'RE WELCOME. 613 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:33,700 [ SLURPS ] 614 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:43,830 >> Jerry: HOLD ON. 615 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,970 >> Beth: [ WHIMPERS ] 616 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:47,570 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 617 00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,500 [ GUN COCKS ] 618 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,770 >> Jerry: I WISH THAT SHOTGUN 619 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,870 WAS MY PENIS. 620 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,170 >> Beth: IF IT WERE, YOU COULD 621 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,870 CALL ME ERNEST HEMINGWAY. 622 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,230 >> Jerry: I DON'T GET IT, AND I 623 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,230 DON'T NEED TO. 624 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,300 [ BOTH MOANING ] 625 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,230 >> Summer: MOM! DAD! 626 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,800 >> Both: SUMMER! 627 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,070 >> Beth: [ SIGHS ] 628 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,270 >> Jerry: WHERE'S MORTY? 629 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,770 >> Summer: I DON'T KNOW. 630 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,800 DO YOU THINK GRANDPA RICK HAD 631 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,830 SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS? 632 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:23,770 >> Jerry: IT'S NOT FAIR TO 633 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:24,630 ASSUME THAT, SUMMER. 634 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,270 >> Beth: OH, NOT FAIR? 635 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,800 GIVE ME A BREAK. 636 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,700 HE IS A SELFISH, IRRESPONSIBLE 637 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,370 ASS, AND HE LEFT MY MOTHER. 638 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,970 A REAL MAN STANDS BY HIS WOMAN. 639 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:37,870 [ BOTH MOANING ] 640 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,170 >> Summer: Tchoo. 641 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,930 Tchoo-tchoo-tchoo. Tchoo-tchoo. 642 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,100 >> Rick: BOY, MORTY, I REALLY 643 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:42,970 CRONENBERGED THE WORLD UP, 644 00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:43,830 DIDN'T I? 645 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,070 WE GOT A WHOLE PLANET OF 646 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,070 CRONENBERGS WALKING AROUND DOWN 647 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,070 THERE, MORTY. 648 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,100 A-AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE 649 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,200 WITH YOU ANYMORE, THOUGH. 650 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,000 THAT'S A HUGE STEP IN THE RIGHT 651 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:50,800 DIRECTION. 652 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:51,730 >> Morty: OH, MY GOD! 653 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,970 IT'S A LIVING NIGHTMARE! 654 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,100 HOW COULD YOU BE SO 655 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,370 IRRESPONSIBLE, RICK? 656 00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:57,030 >> Rick: ME IRRESPONSIBLE?! 657 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,270 YOU ALL I WANTED YOU TO DO 658 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,099 WAS HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER, 659 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,030 MORTY! 660 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,300 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO 661 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,870 BE WANTED ME TO BUCKLE DOWN 662 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,000 AND MAKE YOU UP A...ROOFIE-JUICE 663 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,829 SERUM SO YOU COULD ROOFIE THAT 664 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,330 POOR GIRL AT YOUR SCHOOL. 665 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:10,170 I MEAN, G W-W-W-W-W W 666 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,370 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MORTY? 667 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:12,330 YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO TAKE THE 668 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,400 HIGH ROAD ON THIS ONE? 669 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,000 Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE A LITTLE CREEP, 670 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,829 MORTY. 671 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,830 Y-YOU'RE A YOU'RE 672 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:16,800 YOU'RE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE 673 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,770 CREEPY...CREEP PERSON. 674 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:18,829 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, FINE. 675 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,970 I SHOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO 676 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:20,670 YOU WHEN YOU REFUSED TO MAKE THE 677 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,430 SERUM. 678 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:22,700 I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT MY PART OF 679 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,730 THE BLAME FOR THIS, RICK. 680 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,570 BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING 681 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:25,330 YOU KNOW WHAT? 682 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,500 YOU GOT TO ACCEPT YOUR PART OF 683 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,300 THE BLAME! 684 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,430 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FOULED UP 685 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,230 THE SERUM! 686 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,470 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WHO 687 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,930 WHO WHO HAPHAZARDLY, YOU 688 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,270 KNOW, MIXED A BUNCH OF NONSENSE 689 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,470 TOGETHER AND CREATED A BUNCH OF 690 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:35,230 CRONENBERGS! 691 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,300 YOU GOT TO FIX THIS, RICK! 692 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:36,930 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 693 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:37,830 MORTY. 694 00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:38,900 YOU KNOW, W-W-W-WE ARE IN A 695 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,270 PRETTY DEEP HOLE, HERE, BUT I DO 696 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,800 HAVE ONE EMERGENCY SOLUTION THAT 697 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,030 I CAN USE THAT'LL KIND OF PUT 698 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,100 EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL, 699 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,300 RELATIVELY SPEAKING. 700 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,800 HERE, MORTY, PUT THIS ON WHILE I 701 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,600 DO A LITTLE BIT OF SCOUTING. 702 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,370 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 703 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,900 >> Morty: WOW, RICK, I GOT TO 704 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,170 SAY YOU REALLY PULLED A 705 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,070 RABBIT OUT OF YOUR HAT THIS 706 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,030 TIME. 707 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,369 I MEAN, I-I REALLY THOUGHT THAT 708 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,930 THE WHOLE PLACE WAS GONNA BE 709 00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:10,300 MESSED UP FOR GOOD, BUT HERE, 710 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,800 YOU DID IT Y-Y-YOU YOU 711 00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:13,099 YOU FIGURED OUT THAT CRAZY 712 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,030 SOLUTION, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. 713 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:14,869 WHOO! 714 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:15,970 THAT'S SOME GREAT LUCK. 715 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:17,230 >> Rick: COME ON, MORTY. 716 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,430 LUCK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 717 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,170 I'M GREAT. 718 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,770 THAT'S THE REAL REASON. 719 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,700 NOW, MORTY, WHAT DO YOU SAY, 720 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,430 BUDDY? 721 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,000 WILL YOU HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER 722 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,069 SO I CAN FINISH MY IONIC DIS 723 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:27,069 DEFIBULIZER? 724 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,230 >> Morty: SURE THING, RICK. 725 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,370 HERE'S A SCREWDRIVER. 726 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,730 >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY. 727 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,970 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 728 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:34,100 WE GOT ONE SCREW TURN...AND TWO 729 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,870 SCREW TURNS...AND... 730 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,430 ALL RIGHT, MORTY, HERE WE ARE. 731 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:43,770 >> Morty: OH, MY GOD, RICK! 732 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:44,870 IS THAT US?! 733 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:45,970 W-W-W-WE'RE DEAD! 734 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:46,800 WHAT IS GOING ON, RICK? 735 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:47,730 I'M FREAKING OUT! 736 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,800 >> Rick: CALM DOWN, MORTY! 737 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:49,929 LOOK AT ME! CALM DOWN, MORTY! 738 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:50,670 >> Morty: NO, I CAN'T DEAL WITH 739 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,400 THIS! 740 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,470 >> Rick: CALM YOURSELF, MORTY. 741 00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,430 >> Morty: I CAN'T DEAL WITH 742 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:54,070 THIS, RICK! 743 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:55,129 >> Rick: CALM DOWN, MORTY. 744 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,200 >> Morty: THIS CAN'T BE REAL! 745 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:56,900 >> Rick: YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN, 746 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,830 MORTY. 747 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:58,429 >> Morty: W-W-W-W-WE'RE RIPPED 748 00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,170 APART! 749 00:17:59,190 --> 00:17:59,730 >> Rick: SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO 750 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,870 ME! 751 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,200 IT'S FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE. 752 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,400 THERE'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF 753 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,900 REALITIES, MORTY, AND IN A FEW 754 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,070 DOZEN OF THOSE, I GOT LUCKY AND 755 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:06,830 TURNED EVERYTHING BACK TO 756 00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:07,800 NORMAL. 757 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,970 I JUST HAD TO FIND ONE OF THOSE 758 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,170 REALITIES IN WHICH WE ALSO 759 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,000 HAPPEN TO BOTH DIE AROUND THIS 760 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,930 TIME. 761 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,300 NOW WE CAN JUST SLIP INTO THE 762 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,870 PLACE OF OUR DEAD SELVES IN THIS 763 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:15,830 REALITY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE 764 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:16,700 FINE. 765 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,500 WE'RE NOT SKIPPING A BEAT, 766 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,270 MORTY. 767 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,270 NOW, HELP ME WITH THESE BODIES. 768 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,330 >> Morty: THIS IS INSANE. 769 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,430 >> Rick: LOOK, MORTY, I'LL GRAB 770 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,770 MYSELF, YOU GRAB YOURSELF, OKAY? 771 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,970 I MEAN, T-T-T-THAT SEEMS FAIR TO 772 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:25,030 ME I MEAN, THAT SEEMS LIKE A 773 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,129 FAIR WAY TO DIVVY IT UP. 774 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,170 >> Morty: RICK, WHAT ABOUT THE 775 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,270 REALITY WE LEFT BEHIND? 776 00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:29,370 >> Rick: WHAT ABOUT THE REALITY 777 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,070 WHERE HITLER CURED CANCER, 778 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:31,000 MORTY? 779 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:31,730 THE ANSWER IS DON'T THINK ABOUT 780 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,470 IT. 781 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,670 IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN DO THIS 782 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:34,700 EVERY WEEK, ANYWAYS. 783 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,570 WE GET THREE OR FOUR MORE OF 784 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:36,370 THESE, TOPS. 785 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,400 NOW, PICK UP YOUR DEAD SELF AND 786 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:37,930 COME ON. 787 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,230 HASTE MAKES WASTE. 788 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,430 I-I-I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE 789 00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:41,830 CONSIDERED THIS DETAIL, BUT 790 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,200 OBVIOUSLY, IF I HADN'T SCREWED 791 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,800 UP AS MUCH AS I DID, WE'D BE 792 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,000 THESE GUYS RIGHT NOW, SO, AGAIN, 793 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,530 YOU'RE WELCOME. 794 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,630 >> ♪ ♪ LOOK ON DOWN FROM THE 795 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:58,170 BRIDGE ♪ ♪ 796 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:03,470 ♪ ♪ THERE'S STILL FOUNTAINS DOWN 797 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:08,270 THERE ♪ ♪ 798 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:14,100 ♪ ♪ LOOK ON DOWN FROM THE BRIDGE ♪ ♪ 799 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:24,030 ♪ ♪ IT'S STILL RAINING UP HERE ♪ ♪ 800 00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:28,200 ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY SEEMS SO FAR AWAY 801 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:31,900 FROM ME ♪ ♪ 802 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,700 ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO BE 803 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,770 FREE ♪ ♪ 804 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:45,800 ♪ ♪ LOOK AWAY FROM THE SKY ♪ ♪ 805 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:49,700 ♪ ♪ IT'S NO DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE 806 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,830 LEAVING HOME ♪ ♪ 807 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:59,070 ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BE THE SAME THING TO 808 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,270 YOU NOW ♪ ♪ 809 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:05,200 ♪ ♪ I'M JUST GONE ♪ ♪ 810 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:11,130 ♪ ♪ JUST GONE ♪ ♪ 811 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:19,130 ♪ ♪ HOW COULD I SAY GOODBYE? ♪ ♪ 812 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:22,670 ♪ ♪ HOW COULD I SAY GOODBYE? ♪ ♪ 813 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,230 >> Summer: YOU KNOW, THE THING 814 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,930 ABOUT A SHARK... 815 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:29,530 HE'S GOT LIFELESS EYES... 816 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,530 BLACK EYES, LIKE A DOLL'S EYES. 817 00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,230 WHEN HE COMES AT YA, HE DOESN'T 818 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,930 SEEM TO BE LIVING UNTIL HE BITES 819 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,400 YA, AND THEN THE THE BLOOD, 820 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,870 AND THE RED, AND THE WATER... 821 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,130 >> Jerry: [ SIGHS ] 822 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,030 YOU EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO 823 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,169 RICK AND MORTY? 824 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,800 >> Beth: SOMETIMES. 825 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,300 BUT, I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT, NOW 826 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,600 THAT THEY'RE GONE, I'M FINALLY 827 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,370 HAPPY. 828 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,500 >> Rick: HERE WE ARE, 829 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,000 CRONENBERG MORTY A REALITY 830 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,200 WHERE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT 831 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:54,230 GENETICALLY CRONENBERGED. 832 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,170 WE'LL FIT RIGHT IN, 833 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,270 CRONENBERG MORTY. 834 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,270 IT'LL BE LIKE WE NEVER EVEN LEFT 835 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,330 CRONENBERG WORLD. 836 00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,730 >> Morty: YEAH, CRONENBERG RICK, 837 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,830 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA MISS 838 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:01,930 CRONENBERG WORLD, BECAUSE 839 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:02,970 EVERYONE WAS CRONENBERGED ALL 840 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:03,900 ALONG LIKE US FROM THE 841 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,900 BEGINNING, YOU KNOW? 842 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,130 I MEAN, I-I WISH WE HADN'T 843 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,400 GENETICALLY RUINED CRONENBERG 844 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,900 WORLD BEYOND REPAIR LIKE WE DID, 845 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,200 YOU KNOW, AND TURNED EVERYONE 846 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,270 INTO REGULAR, NORMAL PEOPLE JUST 847 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,330 WALKING AROUND. 848 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:13,630 >> Rick: DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT 849 00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:14,570 THAT SORT OF THING, 850 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:15,530 CRONENBERG MORTY. 851 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:16,600 LET'S GO MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME, 852 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:20,630 HUH? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 55289

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