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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:30,576 Would you like something sweet? 2 00:01:47,658 --> 00:01:50,075 What do we got here, an antique show? 3 00:01:50,117 --> 00:01:52,033 All right, boys, fan out! 4 00:01:52,117 --> 00:01:54,242 What a wrinkle-fest this is. 5 00:01:59,033 --> 00:02:01,533 Beat it, you broads! Come on! 6 00:02:01,825 --> 00:02:04,158 All right, sit down and shut up! 7 00:02:05,742 --> 00:02:07,866 We're the Red Eyes. Everybody, freeze! 8 00:02:07,949 --> 00:02:11,574 Get their valuables, boys. I want watches, wallets, jewelry. 9 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,949 Get me some silver chains. I want wigs and toupees. 10 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:20,199 Keep an eye out for me, will you? 11 00:02:21,325 --> 00:02:22,617 - Rolex! - No, it's mine! 12 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,575 Leave me alone! I'm a veteran! 13 00:02:24,658 --> 00:02:27,408 No! Not that! 14 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:30,617 I love crashing parties! 15 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,408 Cake! 16 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,366 Pardon me, fatty. 17 00:02:42,366 --> 00:02:45,782 If you're going to eat cake, you ought to use a fork. 18 00:02:46,574 --> 00:02:49,032 You might just as well shovel it in. 19 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,657 People who don't close their mouths when they chew... 20 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,532 ...make me furious. 21 00:03:08,366 --> 00:03:09,574 One for you. 22 00:03:11,074 --> 00:03:12,241 And for you! 23 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:20,656 Want a little whipped cream, Mr. Cherry Top? 24 00:03:22,115 --> 00:03:23,531 Get him! 25 00:03:26,198 --> 00:03:27,907 Is that all you got? 26 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:38,116 - Throw it! - Not today, my vermilion-eyed varlet. 27 00:03:41,157 --> 00:03:42,074 Blast. 28 00:03:42,366 --> 00:03:43,907 Out of the way! 29 00:03:54,823 --> 00:03:56,865 Yes, this one should stick. 30 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,656 Oh, my! 31 00:04:02,615 --> 00:04:04,698 That's right up the Khyber! 32 00:04:23,905 --> 00:04:25,489 It's Captain Amazing! 33 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:29,489 It's Amazing! I'm out of here! 34 00:04:51,198 --> 00:04:54,447 C.A., you were, if I may say, amazing. 35 00:04:55,155 --> 00:04:57,697 - Yeah? - Yeah. Let's go meet the press. 36 00:04:59,447 --> 00:05:00,822 He is good. 37 00:05:01,405 --> 00:05:02,989 He is rather ripping. 38 00:05:03,072 --> 00:05:05,697 The spinning and the hurtling and the kicking. 39 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:08,614 I guarantee he hogs the credit on this one. 40 00:05:09,405 --> 00:05:10,739 I think we have to... 41 00:05:10,822 --> 00:05:13,614 ...at least concede him the assist here, Roy. 42 00:05:13,697 --> 00:05:16,489 No. That's exactly what's holding us back. 43 00:05:16,614 --> 00:05:19,489 Don't put him on the pedestal. Put us on the pedestal. 44 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,030 Here he comes. 45 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,529 Bravo and huzzah, Captain. Splendid work, as usual. 46 00:05:25,613 --> 00:05:28,279 No autographs till we finish with the press. 47 00:05:28,363 --> 00:05:31,029 We're not... Allow me to introduce myself. 48 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:34,904 Blue Raja, master of silverware, forks a "speciality," at your service. 49 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:37,946 - My colleague, the Shoveler. - Big fan of your work. 50 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:41,697 Standing rather painfully aside is our cohort, Mr. Furious. 51 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:44,155 - How's it hanging? - So you guys... 52 00:05:45,239 --> 00:05:47,072 They're superheroes. 53 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:50,572 - We fight crime. Call it what you will. - Quite right. 54 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:52,989 That's great. Just, you know... 55 00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:55,364 ...keep up the good work. 56 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:58,238 You as well, sir. You as well. 57 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,363 Did you see? Did you... 58 00:06:04,446 --> 00:06:07,071 Did you hear that? "Keep up the good work." 59 00:06:07,196 --> 00:06:09,321 - The good work. - He's making fun of us. 60 00:06:09,404 --> 00:06:11,988 No, Roy. He saluted us. That was real. 61 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,071 - I thought he was sincere. - What's up? 62 00:06:14,154 --> 00:06:16,113 Hello. Nice to see you. 63 00:06:16,821 --> 00:06:19,071 I saw the action out there tonight. 64 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,779 What you guys need is a little bit of firepower. 65 00:06:24,071 --> 00:06:25,946 I'm a weapons designer. 66 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:31,112 - I've got what you need. - All right. We'll come back. 67 00:06:31,237 --> 00:06:34,695 We'll visit all of you people later. Thank you, sir. 68 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,945 I don't live here. I'm here for the ladies. 69 00:06:40,153 --> 00:06:41,903 Here, take my card. 70 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,904 My name's Heller. Say it with me. 71 00:06:46,696 --> 00:06:47,738 Heller. 72 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:50,321 All right. Thank you. 73 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,071 Why do you encourage those people? 74 00:06:55,154 --> 00:06:58,279 - Those people look up to us. - That's true. 75 00:06:59,821 --> 00:07:03,362 - You know the drill. - Please sign my hat, Captain Amazing. 76 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:05,903 Herman, give me a flash. 77 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:08,320 How are you tonight? 78 00:07:08,445 --> 00:07:11,278 Captain, how did you know where to find the Red Eyes? 79 00:07:11,403 --> 00:07:14,070 Becky, it's what I do. 80 00:07:14,153 --> 00:07:18,653 Thanks to you, the city's almost crime free. What do you do with your free time? 81 00:07:18,945 --> 00:07:20,695 I wish I had some free time. 82 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:24,320 People are saying you're so "amazing" you'll put yourself out of a job. 83 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:28,195 - Have any comments on that? - That's one problem I look forward to. 84 00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:31,528 And is it true that you lost your Pepsi endorsement? 85 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,403 I hadn't heard that. 86 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:37,986 Thanks for your questions. 87 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:41,444 You have no comment regarding your Pepsi situation? 88 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:52,112 Look who we got. 89 00:07:52,362 --> 00:07:54,112 You again. Wanna-bes. 90 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:57,737 This city already has a superhero. 91 00:07:57,862 --> 00:08:01,278 - Perhaps you've heard of Captain Amazing. - Thank you. 92 00:08:02,987 --> 00:08:05,195 Do yourself a favor, McGuire. 93 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:07,320 Don't flip my switch tonight. 94 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,027 He's a big baby. 95 00:08:09,111 --> 00:08:11,777 And what exactly would that do? 96 00:08:12,444 --> 00:08:15,027 Don't turn around, Roy. Don't do it. 97 00:08:15,486 --> 00:08:17,736 - It's not worth it. - Keep walking. 98 00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:19,444 It's not worth it. 99 00:08:21,819 --> 00:08:24,694 You know exactly what that would do... 100 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:27,652 ...checkerhead. 101 00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:31,944 What? 102 00:08:33,777 --> 00:08:36,152 Don't mess with the volcano, my man. 103 00:08:38,069 --> 00:08:41,943 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your butt. 104 00:08:44,776 --> 00:08:46,776 My golly. Good grief. 105 00:08:48,651 --> 00:08:50,860 You keep dreaming, Wanna-be. 106 00:08:53,526 --> 00:08:54,776 Let's go. 107 00:08:55,276 --> 00:08:56,736 Dream on, moron. 108 00:08:57,027 --> 00:08:59,902 I will keep dreaming, my friend. 109 00:09:00,569 --> 00:09:03,027 And when I wake up, you better hope... 110 00:09:04,194 --> 00:09:06,444 ...you better hope you're asleep. 111 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:09,569 - Don't re-engage him. He's a silly... - Sweet dreams! 112 00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:11,486 - He's immature. - Lilac. 113 00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:17,651 C.A., I'm doing my best. 114 00:09:17,776 --> 00:09:19,693 Your best? Quick question: 115 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,943 Is this your best? 116 00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:26,193 - I realize you're upset. - Victor, I'm positioned. 117 00:09:26,276 --> 00:09:30,401 Do you understand what that means, on a very personal level here... 118 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:33,360 ...to know the companies that make these products... 119 00:09:33,443 --> 00:09:35,651 ...want me to be their spokesperson? 120 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:36,901 Their voice? 121 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:39,526 I think we should focus on the positive. 122 00:09:39,651 --> 00:09:43,151 - Tonight was good. - Yeah? You think so? 123 00:09:44,526 --> 00:09:47,775 'Cause I was worried it was... pathetic! 124 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:51,859 "Amazing Triumphs At A Nursing Home!" That's great copy, Vic. 125 00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:53,942 I'm a publicist, not a magician. 126 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:56,484 You want big news? You must have big fights. 127 00:09:56,567 --> 00:10:00,400 A superhero needs a supervillain. Thanks to you, we've got none left. 128 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:03,693 Then get the Death Man. 129 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:05,360 Death Man is dead. 130 00:10:05,568 --> 00:10:08,068 - Father Doom. - Life without parole. 131 00:10:08,443 --> 00:10:11,443 Apocalypto's doing 50 years. Armagezzmo's in exile. 132 00:10:11,526 --> 00:10:14,068 - Baron Von Chaos got the chair. - Really? 133 00:10:14,151 --> 00:10:18,401 - Casanova is locked up in a nuthouse. - Casanova Frankenstein. 134 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,525 Now, there was a supervillain. 135 00:10:21,692 --> 00:10:23,400 You know, he just... 136 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,859 He's got those eyes, you know? 137 00:10:27,317 --> 00:10:29,025 I can't do it, but... 138 00:10:29,817 --> 00:10:31,567 That voice. Such pure evil. 139 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:34,234 The battles we used to have. Extraordinary. 140 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,609 "Used to." 141 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:39,192 That's the problem, Captain. "Used to." 142 00:11:14,109 --> 00:11:15,484 Let the records show... 143 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:18,609 ...that this parole hearing has officially begun. 144 00:11:34,483 --> 00:11:38,524 We now commence the 17th parole hearing of Casanova Frankenstein. 145 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:42,191 Dr. Leek, you may begin. 146 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:45,024 Thank you. 147 00:11:46,358 --> 00:11:49,441 Gentlemen of the board, the man who sits before you... 148 00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:53,774 ...the once infamous evil genius, is entirely cured. 149 00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:56,608 - What? - I give you my word... 150 00:11:56,691 --> 00:12:00,648 ...that he's of no more danger to the city than I am. 151 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,065 - This is outrageous. - Yes. 152 00:12:04,982 --> 00:12:07,023 Mr. Casanova Frankenstein... 153 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:10,065 ...do you have anything to say on your own behalf? 154 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,858 Blessed disciples of Hippocrates... 155 00:12:17,774 --> 00:12:20,816 ...my heart is split in two. 156 00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:24,441 It brims... 157 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:29,108 ...with such sorrow for my abominable crimes. 158 00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:31,441 And yet... 159 00:12:31,649 --> 00:12:33,523 ...it swells with love... 160 00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:35,273 ...for you... 161 00:12:36,732 --> 00:12:39,315 ...for this sanctuary... 162 00:12:41,065 --> 00:12:42,982 ...this place of healing. 163 00:12:43,357 --> 00:12:46,565 Within my soul, I feel the choir singing... 164 00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:50,440 ...Beethoven's immortal Ode to Joy... 165 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:54,232 ...where all men... 166 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,023 ...become brothers. 167 00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:03,107 Am I too late to cast my vote? 168 00:13:04,232 --> 00:13:08,522 Not at all, Lance. I was just about to remind the board... 169 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,981 ...that Casanova once had our city in a stranglehold of terror. 170 00:13:13,106 --> 00:13:17,397 Parole is not an option for this man, this monster. 171 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:20,440 We cannot risk the danger of releasing him. 172 00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:23,523 - I could not agree with you more. - Excellent. 173 00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:29,232 However, I did just have dinner with an old friend recently. 174 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:33,065 Maybe you've heard of him? Captain Amazing. 175 00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:37,773 - Captain Amazing? - He asked if I would read this. 176 00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:42,606 "Dear members of the board: 177 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:47,147 "We all know that society cannot exist without absolute justice... 178 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:53,022 "...but society is also built upon compassion. 179 00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:56,772 "Let us set the tone for the new millennium... 180 00:13:56,856 --> 00:13:59,356 "...by making a historic gesture of forgiveness. 181 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,022 "Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you... 182 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:05,814 "...let us grant Casanova Frankenstein... 183 00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:08,814 "...a second chance." 184 00:14:11,105 --> 00:14:16,188 With Captain Amazing's recommendation and protection... 185 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,813 ...I suppose we could consider... 186 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,646 I pronounce you... 187 00:14:28,272 --> 00:14:29,314 ...cured. 188 00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:37,106 Hello, Champion City. 189 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:43,189 Daddy is home. 190 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:01,438 Hi, everybody. 191 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:04,355 Tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. 192 00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:07,063 That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. 193 00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:10,063 Because I want my teeth to look amazing. 194 00:15:12,938 --> 00:15:16,438 I'll bring this up again. It's $150 apiece. We each chip in. 195 00:15:16,563 --> 00:15:18,729 My cousin knows a guy who knows a publicist. 196 00:15:18,812 --> 00:15:22,770 What will we publicize? The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot. 197 00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:25,979 If you didn't smack me with a shovel every time we went out... 198 00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:27,895 ...we'd have more wins to brag about. 199 00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,770 I'm sorry. I just tend to lose my concentration... 200 00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:33,480 ...when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end. 201 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,188 I get it. Your shovel in his face is my fault. 202 00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:38,563 You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff. 203 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,271 - What was up with that? - I thought it was a fork. 204 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:44,021 You're the master of cutlery. 205 00:15:44,146 --> 00:15:47,355 You can't throw a knife when someone's trying to kill me? 206 00:15:47,438 --> 00:15:49,979 - You can't use a rake? - No, I'm the Shoveler. 207 00:15:50,104 --> 00:15:52,812 I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man. 208 00:15:52,937 --> 00:15:55,687 I'm not Knifey Boy. I'm the Blue Raja. 209 00:15:55,812 --> 00:15:57,562 - That's another thing. - What? 210 00:15:57,645 --> 00:16:00,854 You could get a bit of blue in the uniform somewhere. 211 00:16:00,979 --> 00:16:03,895 You've got green. There's a little flowery thing. 212 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,770 It doesn't make a lot of sense. 213 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:10,020 If we could stop being so literal for just one moment. 214 00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:12,270 Look what I'm doing. Look at that. 215 00:16:12,354 --> 00:16:14,854 I'm putting $150 on the table. Who's in with me? 216 00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:16,354 I don't have $150. 217 00:16:16,437 --> 00:16:19,437 If I did, I wouldn't have plundered my mother's silverware. 218 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,812 It's a waste of money. 219 00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:23,644 You know who doesn't think it's a waste of money? 220 00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:25,978 Little Mr. Captain Amazing. 221 00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:28,894 If we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt... 222 00:16:28,978 --> 00:16:32,603 - ...we could spend $150. - Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. 223 00:16:32,936 --> 00:16:35,228 Don't start that again. 224 00:16:36,144 --> 00:16:40,020 Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. 225 00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:42,270 He takes them off when he transforms. 226 00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:45,729 That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see. 227 00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:52,354 - Thanks for waiting. - Thanks for dropping by. 228 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,604 Do you know what you want? 229 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:58,978 Allow me to begin, my dear. The Blue Raja is quite partial to the salad ni�oise. 230 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,644 My dressing of choice is Rancho Light... 231 00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:04,644 ...and I'd appreciate it if you'd hold the Baco-Bits. 232 00:17:04,728 --> 00:17:08,478 Since it's your first night, I suppose I'll "fork-give" you... 233 00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:10,728 ...if you "fork-get." 234 00:17:11,686 --> 00:17:12,853 Who's next? 235 00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:15,811 Can I get a meatball sandwich on white with mayo? 236 00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:18,936 I'll have a steak, very rare. That means pink, not bloody. 237 00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:20,478 And could I get some ice? 238 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,603 I had a little mishap defending justice at the nursing home. 239 00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:26,894 I thought I heard on TV that that was Captain Amazing. 240 00:17:29,185 --> 00:17:33,643 Let's all be good little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV. 241 00:17:35,602 --> 00:17:38,018 I'll just go place your order now. 242 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,853 A trifle strident with that crumpet, weren't we, Furious? 243 00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:46,353 I am a ticking time bomb of fury. 244 00:17:47,144 --> 00:17:50,061 When we split the check three ways... 245 00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:53,019 ...the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad man. 246 00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,978 - Just give me the money, Jeff. - Yes, fine. 247 00:17:56,061 --> 00:17:59,603 - Every time we split it three ways. - It's flipping robbery. 248 00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:01,768 Well, you should order more. 249 00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:06,852 Do you see what I see? 250 00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:10,435 It's Tony C. 251 00:18:10,518 --> 00:18:13,977 And Tony P, leader of the Disco Boys. 252 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,310 But why would he be back in town? 253 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,810 Maybe it's time to do a little following to find out. 254 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,768 No, it's already 10:30. 255 00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,934 I'll get killed by my wife as it is. 256 00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:39,809 Yes, and I've had quite enough excitement for one night, thank you. 257 00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:43,726 My mistake. I thought I was hanging out with serious superheroes: 258 00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:45,684 The Shoveler and the Blue Raja. 259 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:49,434 But, apparently, I'm hanging out with Lazy Boy and... 260 00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:51,768 - Good night, Roy. - Yes, toodle-loo. 261 00:18:51,852 --> 00:18:54,393 Hang on a second. Lazy Boy and the... 262 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,727 And the Recliner! 263 00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:00,102 Yeah, Lazy Boy and the Recliner! 264 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:03,352 Guys, are you coming? 265 00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:09,976 Okay, fine. I guess tonight... 266 00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:12,809 ...the lone wolf... 267 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,351 ...hunts alone. 268 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,267 Testicles rising. 269 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:30,601 Can't breathe. Can't breathe. 270 00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:16,016 Butch needs his vest back. He's got a game on Saturday. 271 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,808 Well, it's my vest too. I bought it for him. The only thing I need... 272 00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:22,891 Okay. 273 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:25,558 How long you gonna do this, Eddie? 274 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,433 - It's been 12 years. - I know. 275 00:20:29,891 --> 00:20:32,391 You got a family to look after, Eddie. 276 00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:35,016 The kids are worried sick about you. 277 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:39,516 But still you go out, night after night, running around the city. For what? 278 00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:42,808 Lucille, God gave me a gift. 279 00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:46,224 I shovel very well. 280 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:48,390 Baby. 281 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,432 You shovel better than any man I've ever known. 282 00:20:52,682 --> 00:20:55,640 But that does not make you a superhero. 283 00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:57,307 - All I... - Oh, no. 284 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,557 You're a good husband. 285 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,308 And a good father. 286 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,391 But that's all. Nothing more. 287 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,225 You're right. 288 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,683 I believe in you, Daddy. 289 00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:19,390 Roland, do not encourage your father. 290 00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:27,599 Well, if it isn't our old friends, the Red Eyes. 291 00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:32,432 Good evening. We weren't expecting to see you again so spoon... 292 00:21:35,974 --> 00:21:39,182 Red Eyes, Red Eyes. What a treat. 293 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:43,057 We weren't expecting to see you again so spoon. 294 00:21:44,515 --> 00:21:45,599 Jeffrey. 295 00:21:46,182 --> 00:21:49,849 Mom, how many times have I asked you not to barge in here? 296 00:21:50,224 --> 00:21:52,264 - What's burning? - Incense. 297 00:21:52,348 --> 00:21:55,223 I can't even count how many rules you're breaking. 298 00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:58,431 One: Always knock. Two: Don't sniff around outside my door. 299 00:21:58,514 --> 00:22:00,514 Three: Do not interrogate me. 300 00:22:00,598 --> 00:22:02,306 - Jeffrey. - What? 301 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,973 Are you into marijuana? 302 00:22:05,514 --> 00:22:07,264 You're cheesing me off so bad. 303 00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:09,182 Just, please... Good night. 304 00:22:09,307 --> 00:22:11,682 I'm sorry. Jeffrey, please... 305 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,557 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 306 00:22:17,265 --> 00:22:18,724 She's just so... 307 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,181 All right, let's see what's shaking... 308 00:22:57,264 --> 00:22:59,930 ...at the Chez Casa Casanova. 309 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,055 The old disco room. 310 00:23:58,847 --> 00:24:01,097 Just as I left it. 311 00:24:01,305 --> 00:24:06,054 You've been locked up for 20 years. A lot of things have changed since then. 312 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:11,304 It must have been hard for you, the way times and styles have changed... 313 00:24:13,137 --> 00:24:16,179 ...to hear the people saying that disco is dead. 314 00:24:16,262 --> 00:24:19,472 Disco is not dead! Disco is life! 315 00:24:19,638 --> 00:24:22,763 Yes, Tony, that is the passion I remember. 316 00:24:27,097 --> 00:24:30,763 Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... 317 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,513 ...when I rule this town. 318 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:42,387 Have you met my psychiatrist? 319 00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:47,596 Come out, come out wherever you... 320 00:24:47,846 --> 00:24:49,221 There we go. 321 00:24:49,971 --> 00:24:51,929 We got a little terrace party. 322 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:55,221 I want you to spread the word to all of my gangs. 323 00:24:56,012 --> 00:24:59,054 Tell them that Casanova Frankenstein is back... 324 00:24:59,512 --> 00:25:02,179 ...and that Casanova is planning something... 325 00:25:02,846 --> 00:25:04,596 ...a little bit different. 326 00:25:06,096 --> 00:25:07,262 Kaboom. 327 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,428 Mama pajama! 328 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,845 What kind of crazy man blows up a crazy house? 329 00:25:23,928 --> 00:25:27,262 And now, if you will excuse me, I am expecting a visit... 330 00:25:27,346 --> 00:25:29,262 ...from a very old friend. 331 00:25:40,054 --> 00:25:43,428 Look what we got. A little booty call from Captain Amazing. 332 00:25:47,303 --> 00:25:50,553 This is a fine, elegant Harvey Wallbanger. 333 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,345 Even when it's sucked by a scum like you? 334 00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:59,511 Captain Amazing. What a surprise. 335 00:26:00,511 --> 00:26:03,303 Really? I'm not so sure about that. 336 00:26:04,511 --> 00:26:07,886 Your first night of freedom, and you blow up the asylum. 337 00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:11,178 Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change. 338 00:26:11,261 --> 00:26:13,386 - I knew you'd know that. - I know that. 339 00:26:13,511 --> 00:26:16,260 And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. 340 00:26:16,594 --> 00:26:20,385 But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. 341 00:26:21,927 --> 00:26:23,469 Did you know that? 342 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:27,219 Of course. 343 00:26:27,302 --> 00:26:30,094 - Please, won't you join me? - With pleasure. 344 00:26:31,345 --> 00:26:32,428 Quick thought. 345 00:26:32,511 --> 00:26:35,261 Would you mind removing the submicronic laser... 346 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,053 ...in the ring on the index finger of your left hand? 347 00:26:38,386 --> 00:26:39,470 Of course. 348 00:26:39,553 --> 00:26:42,678 If it wouldn't be too much trouble, go ahead and disengage... 349 00:26:42,761 --> 00:26:46,511 ...the psychotropic bacterium dart launchers in your slippers. 350 00:26:46,678 --> 00:26:47,803 Done. 351 00:26:48,136 --> 00:26:53,010 The cold fusion ultrasonic neuro-stunner in your drink stirrer. Turn it off. 352 00:26:53,177 --> 00:26:55,760 We know each other so well, don't we, Lance? 353 00:26:56,885 --> 00:27:00,135 We've always been each other's greatest "nemesises." 354 00:27:01,677 --> 00:27:02,969 Nemesis... 355 00:27:03,219 --> 00:27:05,219 What's the plural on that? 356 00:27:06,219 --> 00:27:07,469 Nemeses. 357 00:27:08,219 --> 00:27:09,469 Whatever. 358 00:27:09,677 --> 00:27:12,302 You're going to prison for life this time, Casanova. 359 00:27:12,385 --> 00:27:13,927 Here in Champion City... 360 00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:16,552 ...we still do a fairly brisk trade... 361 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,969 ...in justice. 362 00:27:19,052 --> 00:27:23,093 I thought it was all about the publicity and keeping your sponsors happy. 363 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:25,676 It's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel... 364 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:28,009 ...is starting to poison society. 365 00:27:29,093 --> 00:27:30,176 Looky here. 366 00:27:30,926 --> 00:27:33,301 A multi-frequency radio detonator. 367 00:27:33,676 --> 00:27:36,801 You should be careful when discarding incriminating evidence. 368 00:27:36,884 --> 00:27:39,802 Oh, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. 369 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,927 It's really quite cool. 370 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:44,885 Yeah? What is it? 371 00:27:50,052 --> 00:27:53,969 It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare. 372 00:27:58,593 --> 00:27:59,593 Dang! 373 00:28:03,509 --> 00:28:04,926 Lancie... 374 00:28:05,759 --> 00:28:07,926 ...you really are so predictable. 375 00:28:22,259 --> 00:28:24,218 - 'Morning, Sally. - You're late! 376 00:28:24,301 --> 00:28:28,300 Yes, I know. I was up all night, defending the city from evil... 377 00:28:28,383 --> 00:28:30,217 ...but you don't care about that. 378 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:33,633 Work starts at 9:00! It's 9:25! 379 00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:36,258 I guess all the junk's probably ruined by now. 380 00:28:36,342 --> 00:28:39,800 When are you gonna tear down that jeep like I told you to? 381 00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:44,759 We went through this yesterday. That jeep is an armored car of some type. 382 00:28:44,843 --> 00:28:47,884 It can withstand bombs. I can't rip it apart with a crowbar. 383 00:28:47,968 --> 00:28:49,218 Just junk it. 384 00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:53,259 - If you gave me the proper tools, I could... - Junk it! 385 00:28:54,509 --> 00:28:57,176 I'm willing to have this discussion with you... 386 00:28:57,259 --> 00:29:01,258 ...but I think we should deal with it like two people who respect... 387 00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:04,383 I want it junked. 388 00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:05,550 Okay. 389 00:29:06,217 --> 00:29:08,758 Right now, I'm kind of like a powder keg... 390 00:29:08,842 --> 00:29:10,633 ...and you're the match. 391 00:29:11,175 --> 00:29:13,592 If you tell me to junk it one more time... 392 00:29:13,675 --> 00:29:15,133 Junk it now! 393 00:29:16,217 --> 00:29:17,925 You got that? 394 00:29:33,299 --> 00:29:36,049 That little sucker just saved your life. 395 00:29:37,382 --> 00:29:40,132 Just junk it, you miserable cuss. 396 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:04,508 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. 397 00:30:04,758 --> 00:30:08,757 Champion City's best-known billionaire, Lance Hunt, has disappeared. 398 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:11,966 Police hope Captain Amazing will help in the search for Hunt... 399 00:30:12,049 --> 00:30:16,257 ...but have, so far, failed to contact the city's beloved superhero. 400 00:30:19,132 --> 00:30:22,466 He makes a wonderful trophy, don't you think? 401 00:30:24,757 --> 00:30:27,257 I think we need to talk about your plans here. 402 00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:29,382 You know my plans, Lancie. 403 00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:31,966 Tomorrow night... 404 00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:33,882 ...I'm going to kill you. 405 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,716 That's the part that really doesn't work for me. 406 00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:39,173 When the clock strikes 12:00... 407 00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:41,673 ...cuckoo, cuckoo... 408 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,381 ...you will be dead... 409 00:30:43,465 --> 00:30:46,798 ...and my city will be given a new state of mind. 410 00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:49,423 You must go with what you're comfortable with... 411 00:30:49,506 --> 00:30:52,256 ...but, I just keep coming back to this place. 412 00:30:52,381 --> 00:30:55,799 I'm spitballing here, but maybe we release... 413 00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:58,466 ...the Captain to the authorities. 414 00:30:58,632 --> 00:31:03,299 I say you're completely reformed. Wink. There's rejoicing in the streets. 415 00:31:03,424 --> 00:31:08,049 Then, at that point, you do the whole destruction-of-the-city thing. 416 00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:10,341 I mean, is it a perfect plan? 417 00:31:11,257 --> 00:31:12,256 No. 418 00:31:12,423 --> 00:31:15,256 And I think that's what I like about it. 419 00:31:18,465 --> 00:31:21,131 Okay, that's great. Turn off the lights now. 420 00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:24,340 It was just an idea! Wait, I got a better one. 421 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:27,881 You let me live, I am your sidekick. 422 00:31:28,006 --> 00:31:30,298 I'm like Amazing Boy or... 423 00:31:30,465 --> 00:31:32,131 Casanova? 424 00:31:33,173 --> 00:31:37,173 - Are you sure Captain Amazing is in there? - Yeah, I'm sure. Let's go. 425 00:32:14,756 --> 00:32:16,381 Wait! Hear that? 426 00:32:17,173 --> 00:32:19,380 We must have hit a trip wire. 427 00:32:19,464 --> 00:32:22,005 It could be a photon eviscerator heating up. 428 00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:25,464 It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler. They target moving objects. 429 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:28,339 Sounds more like a heat-seeking anthrax projection gun. 430 00:32:28,422 --> 00:32:30,380 - Quickly, cover your mouth. - Let's bolt! 431 00:32:30,464 --> 00:32:31,630 - Don't move! - Don't breathe! 432 00:32:31,714 --> 00:32:33,005 - Let's bolt! - Don't move! 433 00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,714 - Don't breathe! - Let's bolt! 434 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,589 It's the sprinkler. 435 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:45,505 Isn't that just fabu? I'm positively soaked. 436 00:32:50,963 --> 00:32:52,671 What do we got here? 437 00:32:52,754 --> 00:32:55,879 I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes. 438 00:32:55,963 --> 00:32:59,296 They made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. 439 00:33:04,171 --> 00:33:07,880 - What's so funny? - That's your power? You have guns? 440 00:33:08,172 --> 00:33:10,630 Couldn't you be a little more creative than that? 441 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,755 Do forgive the impertinence... 442 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,589 ...but what does a pistol have to do with disco? 443 00:33:15,672 --> 00:33:17,297 - Weak. - At best. 444 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:22,380 Check out the guy with the pipe. Are you the disco plumber? 445 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:25,004 There's no theme at all here, mates. 446 00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:28,213 If you're gonna carry a chain, make it a gold chain. 447 00:33:28,338 --> 00:33:31,213 See what I'm saying? That's just off the top of my head. 448 00:33:31,296 --> 00:33:32,879 What's up, Tiger Lily? 449 00:33:32,963 --> 00:33:35,004 The top of your head? 450 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:44,713 We'll never get in there. There are too many Disco Boys. 451 00:33:44,796 --> 00:33:47,629 Amazing's in there. I saw him go in. 452 00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:49,796 There's never any evil trios, are there? 453 00:33:49,879 --> 00:33:53,588 No, they've all got to travel in gangs like little babies. 454 00:33:54,504 --> 00:33:57,753 - Maybe it's time to level the playing field. - How? 455 00:33:59,962 --> 00:34:01,670 I'm talking about recruiting. 456 00:34:01,795 --> 00:34:04,462 There are many guys who'd kill to get in on our action. 457 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:07,837 - Plenty of poseurs, you mean. - Yeah, maybe a few. 458 00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:12,713 But there's got to be a couple of guys out there, like Human Torch, before he hit. 459 00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:16,838 Or like a guy who can shoot stinging foam into your eyes. 460 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,754 Or something like that. 461 00:34:20,588 --> 00:34:23,463 - Well, there's the Sphinx, of course. - The what? 462 00:34:23,588 --> 00:34:25,879 - The Sphinx. - I know this guy. 463 00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:29,379 Big crimefighter from down south. Big-league hitter down there. 464 00:34:29,462 --> 00:34:32,587 - What's his power? - He's terribly mysterious. 465 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,462 That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious? 466 00:34:36,545 --> 00:34:39,837 - Terribly mysterious. - Plus, he can, like... 467 00:34:40,753 --> 00:34:43,087 ...cut guns in half with his mind. 468 00:34:43,462 --> 00:34:46,212 Really? I hadn't heard that. 469 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:48,295 We'll track this Sphinx down. 470 00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:51,837 Meantime, I have an idea where we can get another guy. 471 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,795 I'm free for lunch tomorrow. How about you? 472 00:34:56,045 --> 00:34:58,378 Nothing I couldn't move around. 473 00:35:10,127 --> 00:35:14,252 Listen, why don't you guys go on ahead? I got to take care of something. 474 00:35:14,794 --> 00:35:16,419 Oh, I see. 475 00:35:27,045 --> 00:35:29,837 Good cause there, saving homeless animals. 476 00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:34,003 Hog queen? 477 00:35:35,627 --> 00:35:37,919 - What? - You're into motorcycles. 478 00:35:38,794 --> 00:35:40,211 Not really. 479 00:35:42,169 --> 00:35:44,169 'Cause I got a motorcycle. 480 00:35:45,044 --> 00:35:46,669 Yeah, what kind? 481 00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:48,794 - It's a Harley. - A Harley? 482 00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:54,002 Compatible. It's a Harley compatible. Basically, the same engineering. 483 00:35:57,086 --> 00:35:59,544 I hope we're cool about last night. 484 00:36:00,669 --> 00:36:01,544 Last night? 485 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,961 Like I said, I was kind of in scary mode back there. 486 00:36:05,961 --> 00:36:09,793 Sometimes that comes off as a little threatening or whatever. 487 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,835 I don't find you threatening... 488 00:36:11,918 --> 00:36:14,668 You're very kind. 489 00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:16,001 ...at all. 490 00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:23,126 I still feel like I should make it up to you somehow, just in some way. 491 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:27,669 I should take you out to dinner or something to make up for being so scary... 492 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,336 I'm really busy. 493 00:36:34,336 --> 00:36:35,502 Right. 494 00:36:36,669 --> 00:36:38,961 Our little chess game continues. 495 00:36:41,835 --> 00:36:42,835 Yeah? 496 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,501 We're looking for the one they call "Invisible Boy." 497 00:36:47,626 --> 00:36:52,251 All my life, I've been ignored by people. Finally, after years of being overlooked... 498 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,626 ...I found I have the power to disappear. 499 00:36:56,293 --> 00:36:59,960 - It's real ironic how it happened 'cause... - Can we come in? 500 00:37:00,501 --> 00:37:02,710 - Yeah, sure. Come on. - Thank you. 501 00:37:02,835 --> 00:37:06,043 Dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men. 502 00:37:08,376 --> 00:37:12,043 - And that's pretty much it. - So, let me get this straight. 503 00:37:12,668 --> 00:37:16,125 - You are capable of becoming invisible? - Yes. 504 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:19,542 - But you can't give us a demonstration? - No. 505 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:23,250 I can only become invisible when no one's watching. 506 00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:26,792 So, you're only invisible to yourself? 507 00:37:26,917 --> 00:37:30,751 No. If I look at myself, I become visible again. 508 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:37,668 So, you can only become invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you? 509 00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:42,793 - Yes. - Do forgive our incredulity... 510 00:37:43,168 --> 00:37:47,875 ...but I wonder how you can be certain you've achieved transparency? 511 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,709 When you go invisible... 512 00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:54,709 ...you can feel it. 513 00:37:56,209 --> 00:37:58,834 - I'm leaving. - Thanks. It was nice to have met you. 514 00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:01,959 Wait, guys. Don't go. Where are you guys going? 515 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:03,459 Can I come? 516 00:38:05,459 --> 00:38:07,000 Look, no offense, kid, but... 517 00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:11,750 ...we're going up against a really powerful supervillain, Casanova Frankenstein. 518 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,750 That means we got to find a lot of superheroes quickly. 519 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,167 We have no idea where to even start... 520 00:38:17,334 --> 00:38:19,459 I know tons of superheroes. 521 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:22,041 - I'm sure you know a lot... - No, seriously. 522 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:25,541 I'm always at costume shops, martial-arts stores... 523 00:38:25,749 --> 00:38:27,916 ...talking to guys, making connections. 524 00:38:27,999 --> 00:38:30,874 If you want to break in, you got to network... 525 00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:32,999 ...and I know how to network. 526 00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:35,958 - Sorry, kid. - Come on. 527 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:39,209 Haven't you guys ever been a kid? 528 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:42,167 Haven't you guys ever had a dream? 529 00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:54,291 Let me see, who else have I met? There's the Pincher. 530 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:55,999 The Pickier. 531 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,208 Princess Headbutt. 532 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:59,999 White Flight and the Black Menace. They work together. 533 00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,666 Slow down, slow down. 534 00:39:01,749 --> 00:39:04,124 Then there's Professor Pink Belly... 535 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:06,874 ...and Lucky Pierre and The French Tickler. 536 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,749 "French Tickler." 537 00:39:09,124 --> 00:39:12,374 - You've got all their telephone numbers? - Yeah, most of them. 538 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:15,874 We've got to figure out a way to get them all in one place. 539 00:39:16,374 --> 00:39:19,041 - Some kind of a tryout. - Yes, a tryout. 540 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,791 Throw in a barbecue and a few kegs, they'll all show up. 541 00:39:22,874 --> 00:39:24,999 The mooch factor is high with this crowd. 542 00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:27,332 A barbecue. That's a good idea. 543 00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:31,332 What? Bugger all, it's the Spleen. Play dead. 544 00:39:31,415 --> 00:39:33,748 - Who's that? - Turn your head. Don't say anything. 545 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,499 Hi, fellas. 546 00:39:50,624 --> 00:39:53,958 Word on the street is you're looking for superheroes. 547 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,333 - Not really. - Actually, we're just leaving. 548 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,041 Rotten luck. 549 00:39:59,582 --> 00:40:00,623 Here we go. 550 00:40:00,707 --> 00:40:03,290 - Perfect timing. - That's for you. 551 00:40:04,123 --> 00:40:06,498 - Hamburger, right? - Yes, thank you. 552 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:07,832 Enjoy. 553 00:40:08,665 --> 00:40:11,748 Why are you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. 554 00:40:11,832 --> 00:40:14,248 I'm a superhero, too. I have powers. 555 00:40:14,332 --> 00:40:16,373 Really? Like what? 556 00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:18,165 So glad you asked. 557 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,915 - Oh, no. - Excuse me. 558 00:40:19,998 --> 00:40:21,457 Excuse me. 559 00:40:24,457 --> 00:40:27,665 It all started when I was just 13 years of age. 560 00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:30,248 One day, while walking with friends... 561 00:40:30,332 --> 00:40:32,789 ...I accidentally cut the cheese. 562 00:40:33,289 --> 00:40:35,497 In my adolescent awkwardness... 563 00:40:35,581 --> 00:40:39,164 ...I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. 564 00:40:39,289 --> 00:40:40,997 Big mistake! 565 00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:44,747 The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. 566 00:40:44,872 --> 00:40:46,706 Because I'd smelt it... 567 00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:51,290 ...she decreed I would forevermore be he who dealt it! 568 00:40:51,998 --> 00:40:54,123 - Let me illustrate. - No, you don't have to. 569 00:40:54,207 --> 00:40:56,332 It's not necessary, really. 570 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,290 Let's see. 571 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,540 Distance: 572 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:03,998 Seven meters. 573 00:41:04,664 --> 00:41:06,331 Air speed: normal. 574 00:41:07,122 --> 00:41:09,456 Compensate for air conditioning. 575 00:41:11,247 --> 00:41:13,497 - Pull my fingers. - Don't do it. 576 00:41:13,789 --> 00:41:15,622 Oh, dear God. 577 00:41:16,414 --> 00:41:19,081 S! B! D! 578 00:41:27,664 --> 00:41:29,456 Silent, but deadly. 579 00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:32,164 - That's good shooting. - That was amazing! 580 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,831 It's disgusting. Don't encourage him. 581 00:41:35,956 --> 00:41:39,038 You guys are recruiting for superheroes. 582 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,830 Where are the tryouts? 583 00:41:41,955 --> 00:41:45,663 We don't know yet. Once we do, we'll contact you. 584 00:41:46,913 --> 00:41:50,746 Bet we'd get a big turnout if we did it somewhere with a swimming pool. 585 00:41:51,871 --> 00:41:53,080 Oh, no. 586 00:41:54,331 --> 00:41:56,164 Absolutely not. Nope. 587 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:05,497 I don't deserve this. 588 00:42:05,581 --> 00:42:06,789 I know. 589 00:42:08,539 --> 00:42:11,913 - A lot of other men I could have married. - I understand. 590 00:42:12,038 --> 00:42:15,913 If one person vomits in my pool, I'll divorce you. 591 00:42:16,705 --> 00:42:18,205 That's fair. 592 00:42:18,496 --> 00:42:19,955 Come on, kids! 593 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,121 State your name and power. 594 00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:30,746 I am the Waffler. 595 00:42:30,996 --> 00:42:33,996 With my griddle of justice, I bash the enemy in the head... 596 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,121 ...or I burn them like so. 597 00:42:37,038 --> 00:42:38,538 Don't do that. 598 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:42,996 I also have my truth syrup, which is low fat. 599 00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:45,454 And I'm working on a theme song. 600 00:42:45,537 --> 00:42:48,245 "Waffle Man, I am the Waffler 601 00:42:48,329 --> 00:42:50,954 "Golden, crispy, bad guys are history" 602 00:42:53,329 --> 00:42:55,454 And I'm running. Just think about it. 603 00:42:55,537 --> 00:42:57,954 Do you have a health plan? Maybe dental? Eye? 604 00:42:58,037 --> 00:43:01,496 - Next. - Hi. I am Pencilhead. 605 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,788 And I am Son of Pencilhead! 606 00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:07,705 - We erase crime. - Two generations of... 607 00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:09,288 Yes, thank you. 608 00:43:09,371 --> 00:43:12,205 - Did I do all right? - Yes, I think they liked us. 609 00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:16,912 I'm the Ballerina Man. 610 00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:21,329 I don't need to see that. 611 00:43:30,829 --> 00:43:31,995 Thanks. 612 00:43:32,412 --> 00:43:33,870 - I am... - Hey! 613 00:43:34,370 --> 00:43:36,245 - You copied me. - You copied me. 614 00:43:36,329 --> 00:43:37,662 - Did not! - Liar! 615 00:43:37,787 --> 00:43:40,037 Ladies, now let's play nicely. 616 00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:54,119 I'd say there's potential... there. 617 00:43:54,244 --> 00:43:57,911 I be the Bullfighter. I fight the bull! 618 00:43:58,786 --> 00:44:01,578 Greetings, fellow crime fighters. I am Radio Man. 619 00:44:02,578 --> 00:44:03,661 I am Squeegeeman. 620 00:44:03,786 --> 00:44:05,661 - Do you sense its power? - Yes. 621 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,454 P.M.S. Avenger. I work four days a month. Is there a problem with that? 622 00:44:10,829 --> 00:44:11,995 No. 623 00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:14,245 - Whatever you say. - We'll get back to you. 624 00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:16,412 - Quite all right. - Whatever. 625 00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:18,204 Okay, that's it. 626 00:44:29,411 --> 00:44:31,786 That was a complete waste of time. 627 00:44:31,911 --> 00:44:33,953 Like so many things we do. 628 00:44:36,036 --> 00:44:39,536 Hi. Am I too late to try out? 629 00:44:40,078 --> 00:44:42,453 - What time is it? - I don't have a watch on. 630 00:44:42,536 --> 00:44:45,828 Sorry. You'll have to pretend to be a superhero somewhere else. 631 00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:47,703 Really? I see. 632 00:44:49,036 --> 00:44:50,411 That's fine. 633 00:45:11,410 --> 00:45:12,661 Look out! 634 00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:30,285 I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home. 635 00:45:30,368 --> 00:45:32,618 - You can't go. - Please. 636 00:45:32,702 --> 00:45:34,827 - Where you going? - That was cool. 637 00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:36,202 - One second. - Stop her. 638 00:45:36,285 --> 00:45:37,452 - Hold on. - Stop her. 639 00:45:37,577 --> 00:45:38,577 Settle down. 640 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:39,952 That was great. 641 00:45:40,035 --> 00:45:42,410 We could squeeze in one more interview. 642 00:45:42,493 --> 00:45:45,118 Yes, seeing how you schlepped your ball all this way. 643 00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:47,868 - Appreciate that. Thanks. - You're really good. 644 00:45:47,993 --> 00:45:50,035 What's up? I'm the Spleen. 645 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,868 I'm the Bowler. How're you doing? 646 00:45:53,077 --> 00:45:54,618 You're very attractive. 647 00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:58,035 Why don't you... 648 00:45:59,618 --> 00:46:00,992 ...tell us about yourself. 649 00:46:01,117 --> 00:46:03,201 Help us understand why we should choose you... 650 00:46:03,284 --> 00:46:05,451 ...over all the other qualified applicants. 651 00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:08,451 - What other qualified applicants? - Eddie, please. 652 00:46:09,326 --> 00:46:12,284 Start at the top. Where did you get your powers? 653 00:46:13,492 --> 00:46:15,951 I got my powers from my father. 654 00:46:16,076 --> 00:46:17,034 Who's he? 655 00:46:17,117 --> 00:46:19,327 Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler? 656 00:46:19,452 --> 00:46:21,202 Have we ever heard... 657 00:46:21,493 --> 00:46:24,535 Blimey, don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter. 658 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:27,993 I remember there being a little controversy around his death. 659 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,868 The police said it was an accident. 660 00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:33,077 He came home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft... 661 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,784 ...onto some bullets. 662 00:46:35,117 --> 00:46:37,701 I've always suspected a bit of foul play. 663 00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:39,076 As have I. 664 00:46:39,784 --> 00:46:41,742 Daddy's little girl is all grown up... 665 00:46:41,826 --> 00:46:43,951 ...looking for a little revenge? 666 00:46:44,242 --> 00:46:46,909 Yeah, that is it. Is there a problem with that? 667 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,284 - Why don't you tell me? - You tell me. 668 00:46:49,367 --> 00:46:52,034 - Why don't you tell me? - Why don't you tell me? 669 00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:55,784 - Why don't you tell me? - Why don't you tell me? 670 00:46:59,409 --> 00:47:01,576 All right, you've seen what I can do. 671 00:47:01,659 --> 00:47:03,617 You want to use my talents or not? 672 00:47:03,701 --> 00:47:06,117 If you don't, I seek another cabal. 673 00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:09,325 - We definitely need you. - Indeed. 674 00:47:09,908 --> 00:47:11,491 Bowler. Evelyn. 675 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:13,241 - Carol. - Carol. 676 00:47:13,825 --> 00:47:16,491 Will you join our little ragtag trio? 677 00:47:17,075 --> 00:47:18,616 I think you mean quartet... 678 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:21,825 What are you talking about? There's five of us. 679 00:47:22,491 --> 00:47:25,992 Nobody's green lit any new memberships, so just chill out. 680 00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:29,701 You've got a good arm. I'll give you that. 681 00:47:29,826 --> 00:47:32,409 - But we are the lead cadre... - Cadre. 682 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,534 - You're in. - Welcome aboard. 683 00:47:34,617 --> 00:47:37,784 - Guys, what are... - What? What's the problem? 684 00:47:38,659 --> 00:47:39,825 Welcome. 685 00:47:40,616 --> 00:47:43,825 - What? - Nothing. No problem. Welcome aboard. 686 00:47:53,408 --> 00:47:55,366 Are Spleen and I on the team or not? 687 00:47:55,491 --> 00:47:57,991 In my opinion, which used to matter around here... 688 00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:00,158 ...we shouldn't be flinging memberships... 689 00:48:00,241 --> 00:48:03,116 ...at every guy who puts together matching gloves and boots. 690 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,783 Just be sure to jump in when the action starts. 691 00:48:05,866 --> 00:48:08,783 - You do your share, we'll keep you around. - Maybe. 692 00:48:08,991 --> 00:48:11,658 You're a British man who converted to Islam? 693 00:48:11,991 --> 00:48:17,490 No. Until the early part of this century, India was part of the British Empire... 694 00:48:17,615 --> 00:48:20,407 ...whose government there was called the British Raj... 695 00:48:20,490 --> 00:48:22,824 ...after the Hindi word for "sovereignty." 696 00:48:22,907 --> 00:48:25,532 - Furthermore... - Wait. I'm sorry. What? 697 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,324 Dad... 698 00:48:27,532 --> 00:48:29,950 No, he's not a commie nor a fruit. 699 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:31,783 Sorry. 700 00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:35,783 His ignorance embarrasses me. 701 00:48:36,491 --> 00:48:39,575 Am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull... 702 00:48:39,658 --> 00:48:41,741 ...inside of that ball for bowling? 703 00:48:41,825 --> 00:48:44,283 No. The guy at the pro shop did it. 704 00:48:47,615 --> 00:48:49,032 That was Casanova's limo. 705 00:48:49,115 --> 00:48:52,449 You bet your sweet bippy it was. Let's turn this sucker around! 706 00:48:52,574 --> 00:48:54,865 He's probably got Amazing in there. 707 00:48:59,324 --> 00:49:01,824 - Here we go. - I feel car sick. 708 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:03,740 Great. 709 00:49:04,824 --> 00:49:08,449 So tell me, who can we count on seeing at my banquet tomorrow? 710 00:49:08,532 --> 00:49:10,824 All the top gangs will be there, Cas. 711 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,490 They want to know what you got up your sleeve. 712 00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:17,740 Mr. Casanova... 713 00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:21,489 ...I think we're being followed. 714 00:49:37,115 --> 00:49:38,740 Let us say hello. 715 00:49:46,407 --> 00:49:49,865 - What's he doing? - He's either very smart or very dumb. 716 00:50:06,406 --> 00:50:07,573 Hello. 717 00:50:07,989 --> 00:50:10,781 I would like a double burger with large fries. 718 00:50:11,031 --> 00:50:13,531 Do you boys want something to drink? 719 00:50:15,198 --> 00:50:18,073 We think you did something bad to Captain Amazing. 720 00:50:18,198 --> 00:50:20,031 We'd like you to tell us where he is. 721 00:50:20,156 --> 00:50:23,656 Captain who? This name does not ring any bells with me. 722 00:50:23,739 --> 00:50:26,072 I don't like your tone, Frankenpuss. 723 00:50:26,655 --> 00:50:28,905 Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock. 724 00:50:28,988 --> 00:50:31,405 I'm a Pantera's box you do not want to open. 725 00:50:31,488 --> 00:50:32,988 It is Pandora. 726 00:50:34,363 --> 00:50:36,697 Please don't correct me. It sickens me. 727 00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:38,988 You guys never learn, do you? 728 00:50:39,447 --> 00:50:41,613 Apparently we don't, ass. 729 00:50:43,114 --> 00:50:45,406 - I know you. - You don't know me. 730 00:50:45,989 --> 00:50:47,656 - You knew my father. - Sal. 731 00:50:47,781 --> 00:50:48,989 Carmine. 732 00:50:49,364 --> 00:50:52,114 Carmine? The Bowler? 733 00:50:52,531 --> 00:50:54,531 - Yep. - You're Baby Bowler? 734 00:50:54,906 --> 00:50:56,948 - Is that a problem? - Hello. 735 00:50:58,030 --> 00:51:00,905 I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft. 736 00:51:01,447 --> 00:51:06,155 This is the last time I'm going to ask you: Where is Captain Amazing? 737 00:51:06,238 --> 00:51:09,072 And a Diet Pepsi with a little bit of ice. 738 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,238 Hey, Shov! 739 00:51:23,197 --> 00:51:24,738 Boys, let's go. 740 00:51:27,113 --> 00:51:28,613 Fork yourself! 741 00:51:34,071 --> 00:51:35,654 Pull! 742 00:51:53,988 --> 00:51:57,738 - Come on, Roy, let's get out of here. - Come on, Furious! Let's go! 743 00:51:58,655 --> 00:52:03,155 People who live in glass houses, shouldn't, because this is what happens! 744 00:52:04,362 --> 00:52:07,446 Come on! That's enough! Come on. Get out of the way. 745 00:52:09,737 --> 00:52:11,737 "The roof is on fire! The roof! 746 00:52:11,821 --> 00:52:14,279 "The roof! The roof is on fire! 747 00:52:14,862 --> 00:52:16,946 "We don't need no water!" 748 00:52:19,862 --> 00:52:21,529 Here comes Daddy. 749 00:52:35,029 --> 00:52:36,071 Go, go! 750 00:52:55,904 --> 00:52:59,904 I would like to make a toast to our first straight-out victory. 751 00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:04,696 The relationship you have with your mother affects every dynamic in your life. 752 00:53:04,779 --> 00:53:07,154 - It's true, quite true. - What? What? 753 00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:11,695 Yes, I know a father's role is vital in a child's life as well. 754 00:53:11,778 --> 00:53:13,695 No, I'm not disrespecting you. 755 00:53:13,778 --> 00:53:18,153 You have to allow me to have conversations in a bar... 756 00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:20,111 ...and talk to my new friends. 757 00:53:20,195 --> 00:53:22,236 Anyway, I'm an adult now. 758 00:53:23,361 --> 00:53:25,111 Do you want to go back in the bag? 759 00:53:25,195 --> 00:53:28,528 Is that how we're gonna do it now? You make the rules. 760 00:53:28,611 --> 00:53:30,445 If you don't zip it... 761 00:53:36,653 --> 00:53:40,986 I was going to say that parents can be quite problematic. 762 00:53:41,153 --> 00:53:42,777 Tell me about it. 763 00:53:47,110 --> 00:53:50,735 There's not enough beer in the world. I'm sorry. 764 00:53:51,235 --> 00:53:53,444 "I'm sorry." 765 00:53:53,652 --> 00:53:55,569 You've got to live in truth. 766 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:57,652 The woman's a tiger. 767 00:54:03,986 --> 00:54:05,861 Barkeep, another round... 768 00:54:05,945 --> 00:54:08,778 ...for my sweet team of superfriends. 769 00:54:10,111 --> 00:54:13,236 Barkeep, another round for the super... 770 00:54:14,236 --> 00:54:16,027 ...super-bellies. 771 00:54:17,444 --> 00:54:19,444 That's what's so cool about this team. 772 00:54:19,527 --> 00:54:23,610 Everyone has their own powers for all these different situations. 773 00:54:23,735 --> 00:54:25,277 Pull my finger. 774 00:54:31,610 --> 00:54:33,860 - What? - I was just thinking. 775 00:54:34,985 --> 00:54:38,319 I was wondering when we might see your superpower. 776 00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:43,360 It'll happen, kid. Don't worry. 777 00:54:46,569 --> 00:54:48,359 - I say, "sabotage." - "Sabotage"? 778 00:54:49,318 --> 00:54:51,234 The Shoveler is hammered! 779 00:54:51,359 --> 00:54:53,401 The Shoveler is hammered! 780 00:55:01,984 --> 00:55:03,609 What's the name of this team? 781 00:55:03,693 --> 00:55:05,151 How about the Super Squad? 782 00:55:05,234 --> 00:55:08,277 How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? 783 00:55:08,902 --> 00:55:11,902 No. The Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that? 784 00:55:11,985 --> 00:55:14,194 What about the Legendary Super Freaks? 785 00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:17,027 Way too positive. They totaled our car. 786 00:55:26,651 --> 00:55:28,651 - Ready? - Ready! 787 00:55:30,901 --> 00:55:32,318 - Aim. - Aim! 788 00:55:34,359 --> 00:55:35,484 I love you! 789 00:55:36,568 --> 00:55:37,568 Fire! 790 00:55:45,526 --> 00:55:49,818 Six Very Nearly Dead Guys Who Had A Temporary Reprieve. 791 00:55:49,901 --> 00:55:52,859 - That's it. That's your name. - Six Jive Turkeys. 792 00:55:52,943 --> 00:55:55,358 - Dig, man? - Yeah! Dig, man! 793 00:55:55,442 --> 00:55:59,442 That's your name. Kill you later, Superlosers! 794 00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,983 Criminy. You're the Sphinx. 795 00:56:08,483 --> 00:56:10,150 And you are fools. 796 00:56:10,942 --> 00:56:12,234 Tonight... 797 00:56:12,693 --> 00:56:14,193 ...you proved... 798 00:56:15,193 --> 00:56:16,818 ...your inexperience. 799 00:56:17,526 --> 00:56:20,818 The wise man knows that he is weakest... 800 00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:23,693 ...when he thinks himself strong. 801 00:56:25,693 --> 00:56:27,567 Mysterious. 802 00:56:27,692 --> 00:56:29,358 Terribly mysterious. 803 00:56:29,442 --> 00:56:31,400 Casanova Frankenstein... 804 00:56:31,567 --> 00:56:33,442 ...is no ordinary villain. 805 00:56:33,692 --> 00:56:35,150 To fight him... 806 00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:38,775 ...you must have extraordinary skill. 807 00:56:39,067 --> 00:56:42,025 Thank you for that little piece of information. 808 00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:44,692 - I wouldn't have thought... - Excuse me! 809 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,233 - Do you have any manners? - I don't know. Do I? 810 00:56:47,317 --> 00:56:48,900 - I don't know. Do you? - Do I? 811 00:56:48,983 --> 00:56:51,733 - Why don't you tell me? - Why don't you tell me? 812 00:56:51,817 --> 00:56:53,567 - I don't know. - Do I mind what? 813 00:56:53,692 --> 00:56:54,983 Silence! 814 00:56:56,233 --> 00:56:58,067 We'll have to separate you two. 815 00:56:58,150 --> 00:57:00,857 Is that what you want? You want to be separated? 816 00:57:01,149 --> 00:57:02,607 He started it. 817 00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:07,149 You must be like the wolf pack... 818 00:57:08,607 --> 00:57:10,899 ...not like the six-pack. 819 00:57:11,316 --> 00:57:12,774 Teamwork. Yes! 820 00:57:13,149 --> 00:57:16,566 You are not ready to face so great an enemy. 821 00:57:17,483 --> 00:57:21,150 Not until you have vanquished the enemy within yourselves. 822 00:57:22,192 --> 00:57:23,233 Yes! 823 00:57:23,692 --> 00:57:25,275 It's cool, isn't it? 824 00:57:25,358 --> 00:57:29,525 It goes right up to the point of being, like... confusing. 825 00:57:30,192 --> 00:57:33,649 It's leadership. It's what we've been missing. 826 00:57:34,274 --> 00:57:35,982 Yes, I quite agree. 827 00:57:36,899 --> 00:57:40,316 Sphinx, will you guide our motley little gang of men-at-arms? 828 00:57:41,982 --> 00:57:43,107 Wait a minute. 829 00:57:43,191 --> 00:57:45,191 Are you serious? Come on. 830 00:57:45,482 --> 00:57:47,441 Will you shape us, mold us? 831 00:57:47,524 --> 00:57:49,941 Please unify us and make us whole. 832 00:57:50,524 --> 00:57:52,399 To learn my teachings... 833 00:57:53,024 --> 00:57:55,399 ...I must first teach you... 834 00:57:56,357 --> 00:57:57,857 ...how to learn. 835 00:58:09,065 --> 00:58:11,856 Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent... 836 00:58:11,981 --> 00:58:14,690 ...and you'll more easily strike his hide. 837 00:58:24,232 --> 00:58:27,524 - How many weapons do you wield? - Just one, Sphinx. 838 00:58:27,691 --> 00:58:30,941 No. The fist, the knee, the elbow, the head! 839 00:58:31,232 --> 00:58:35,024 You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums. 840 00:58:40,523 --> 00:58:42,315 Why am I doing this again? 841 00:58:42,398 --> 00:58:44,856 When you can balance a tack hammer on your head... 842 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:48,106 ...you will head off your foes with a balanced attack. 843 00:58:48,898 --> 00:58:52,065 And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? 844 00:58:59,398 --> 00:59:02,148 I don't remember telling you to do that. 845 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:05,940 Wait a minute. Wait. 846 00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:28,022 I believe in my powers. 847 00:59:28,439 --> 00:59:30,606 "I believe in my powers." 848 00:59:31,023 --> 00:59:34,231 I believe in the powers of my teammates. 849 00:59:34,523 --> 00:59:37,315 "I believe in the powers of my teammates." 850 00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:40,023 I trust in my powers. 851 00:59:40,356 --> 00:59:42,315 "I trust in my powers." 852 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,105 I trust in the powers of my teammates. 853 00:59:45,522 --> 00:59:48,355 "I trust in the powers of my teammates." 854 00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:53,564 This team must learn to work together... 855 00:59:53,647 --> 00:59:55,814 ...or mark my words... 856 00:59:55,897 --> 00:59:57,855 ...it will be torn apart! 857 00:59:59,564 --> 01:00:00,689 Now... 858 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,855 ...gather round. 859 01:00:03,147 --> 01:00:05,564 Gather round. Embrace one another. 860 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:08,647 Gather round. Embrace one another quickly. 861 01:00:14,022 --> 01:00:16,480 Why do you stand aside while the others practice? 862 01:00:16,564 --> 01:00:17,979 "Practice"? 863 01:00:18,563 --> 01:00:20,938 That's not practicing. That's group hugging. 864 01:00:21,021 --> 01:00:23,646 We should be busting in on Casanova right now. 865 01:00:23,979 --> 01:00:28,146 He who questions training, only trains himself at asking questions. 866 01:00:30,604 --> 01:00:31,729 What? 867 01:00:37,855 --> 01:00:41,147 - Who was looking for the pinking shears? - That was me. 868 01:00:41,314 --> 01:00:42,480 Yes... 869 01:00:42,814 --> 01:00:45,605 ...work well on your new costumes. 870 01:00:46,772 --> 01:00:49,480 For when you care for what is outside... 871 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,521 ...what is inside cares for you. 872 01:00:53,188 --> 01:00:54,729 The clock is ticking here. 873 01:00:54,813 --> 01:00:58,354 Are we gonna sew dresses all day or are we gonna rescue Amazing? 874 01:00:58,438 --> 01:01:01,229 - I need a thimble. Does anybody... - Patience, my son. 875 01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:03,771 To summon your power for the coming conflict... 876 01:01:03,854 --> 01:01:07,063 ...you must first have power over that which conflicts you. 877 01:01:07,146 --> 01:01:10,896 Am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little formulaic? 878 01:01:10,979 --> 01:01:13,604 "If you wanna push it down, you have to pull it up." 879 01:01:13,688 --> 01:01:15,729 "if you want to go left, you must go right." 880 01:01:15,813 --> 01:01:20,271 Your temper is very quick, but until you learn to master your rage... 881 01:01:20,479 --> 01:01:22,979 Your rage will become your master? 882 01:01:23,978 --> 01:01:25,937 That's what you were gonna say, right? 883 01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:28,187 - Right? - Not necessarily. 884 01:01:29,228 --> 01:01:31,437 That's it. I'm out of here. 885 01:01:31,728 --> 01:01:35,228 Thanks for the advice, Mr. Mysterioso, but it's time to get busy. 886 01:01:35,312 --> 01:01:37,437 - Come on, Eddie. Let's go. - No, Roy. 887 01:01:37,562 --> 01:01:40,770 - He's getting results. - The result is we're all out of here. 888 01:01:40,853 --> 01:01:43,563 Come on, Jeff. Let's peel some lilies. 889 01:01:44,896 --> 01:01:47,146 I don't want to leave the Sphinx. 890 01:01:47,229 --> 01:01:49,063 How about the rest of you? 891 01:01:49,146 --> 01:01:53,604 Do you want to play Suzie Homemaker, or do you want to be superheroes? 892 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,645 Okay, I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines. 893 01:02:06,395 --> 01:02:09,937 - Let's talk about this. - No, let's not talk about it! 894 01:02:10,062 --> 01:02:12,645 Do you want to sit here making Halloween outfits... 895 01:02:12,728 --> 01:02:15,478 ...or do you want to take care of business? 896 01:02:17,437 --> 01:02:21,145 Well, I guess from now on I ride in a wolf pack of one. 897 01:02:29,977 --> 01:02:31,727 - We should go after him. - He's okay. 898 01:02:31,811 --> 01:02:35,561 - Just let him go. He's a baby. - We've never gone into battle without him. 899 01:02:35,644 --> 01:02:37,436 If you love him, why not marry him? 900 01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:40,602 - Why don't you marry him? - Why don't you? 901 01:02:40,977 --> 01:02:42,352 Bowler, Shoveler, please! 902 01:02:42,977 --> 01:02:47,562 Sphinx, what wisdom can you give us in our most clouded hour? 903 01:02:47,895 --> 01:02:49,645 Yeah, what do we do? 904 01:02:50,978 --> 01:02:55,645 The loss of manpower can be replaced by the addition of firepower. 905 01:02:58,312 --> 01:03:01,270 Well, I won't use guns. I've been clear about that. 906 01:03:01,353 --> 01:03:02,769 He won't even use a knife. 907 01:03:02,852 --> 01:03:05,436 You're not going to start with that meshugas again? 908 01:03:05,519 --> 01:03:07,602 Casanova will have many weapons. 909 01:03:07,852 --> 01:03:11,977 To beat him, you will have to have more than forks and flatulence. 910 01:03:16,769 --> 01:03:18,019 Heller. 911 01:03:25,644 --> 01:03:29,144 "Dr. A. Heller. Weapons designer... 912 01:03:29,644 --> 01:03:32,269 "...innovator, inventor, world changer." 913 01:03:53,852 --> 01:03:56,227 Why does he live in a deserted amusement park? 914 01:03:56,352 --> 01:03:58,477 Because he's an eccentric genius. 915 01:03:58,561 --> 01:04:01,769 I'll take point. You two flank. Let's triangulate. 916 01:04:01,894 --> 01:04:04,436 - Equilateral or isosceles? - Just go. 917 01:04:20,893 --> 01:04:23,310 Who would want to rent a chicken? 918 01:04:25,268 --> 01:04:28,226 It's weird in here. It's scary and weird. 919 01:04:40,018 --> 01:04:41,642 There's another chicken. 920 01:04:41,725 --> 01:04:43,517 Crazy chicken world. 921 01:04:55,267 --> 01:04:56,642 Dr. Heller? 922 01:04:58,517 --> 01:05:00,143 We come in peace. 923 01:05:01,810 --> 01:05:02,976 Shovel Head? 924 01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:05,726 The Shoveler. We met at the old folks' home. 925 01:05:05,810 --> 01:05:07,185 Of course. 926 01:05:08,143 --> 01:05:09,393 Fork Man? 927 01:05:09,476 --> 01:05:12,601 No, I'm the Spleen. To see my power, pull my finger. 928 01:05:12,685 --> 01:05:14,725 - Please, don't! - No, sir, don't! 929 01:05:14,892 --> 01:05:18,517 Dr. Heller, we're on a mission. We've come for weapons. 930 01:05:18,934 --> 01:05:22,017 Shouldn't we see a diploma or something first? 931 01:05:22,142 --> 01:05:25,934 You came to the right place, baby. Step into my office. 932 01:05:29,934 --> 01:05:31,934 Where are your friends? 933 01:05:33,434 --> 01:05:34,892 What friends? 934 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,642 Your friends. 935 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,559 I thought you guys were in a club or something. 936 01:05:39,725 --> 01:05:42,850 - You mean a team? A Superteam? - Yeah. 937 01:05:43,434 --> 01:05:47,766 Apparently, it's now the Super Sphinx Team or something. 938 01:05:48,266 --> 01:05:50,891 - You had a falling out? - Yeah, kind of. 939 01:05:54,141 --> 01:05:56,058 Is it okay if I just have the coffee? 940 01:05:56,141 --> 01:05:58,266 - I'm not very hungry. - Sure. 941 01:06:04,683 --> 01:06:06,892 What time do you get off work? 942 01:06:07,225 --> 01:06:08,892 Half hour. 943 01:06:09,892 --> 01:06:11,017 Why? 944 01:06:11,475 --> 01:06:14,517 No reason. I was just thinking maybe I could... 945 01:06:14,684 --> 01:06:17,059 It might be a good idea if I walked you home. 946 01:06:17,142 --> 01:06:19,641 The city's been real, real dangerous... 947 01:06:19,724 --> 01:06:21,891 ...since Amazing went M.I.A. 948 01:06:25,224 --> 01:06:28,266 I've been working on some jujitsu moves that... 949 01:06:28,391 --> 01:06:31,474 It'd probably be safer on everybody's part if... 950 01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:33,933 Also, it would be great to just... 951 01:06:35,433 --> 01:06:36,974 ...walk you home. 952 01:06:38,849 --> 01:06:40,016 Sure. 953 01:06:44,891 --> 01:06:48,558 This will even things up a little bit. What is it? 954 01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:52,307 - Look at this! - Don't point at me. 955 01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:55,265 You're gonna kill somebody. 956 01:06:55,973 --> 01:06:58,515 Listen, everything here is non-lethal. 957 01:07:00,265 --> 01:07:01,932 "Non-lethal"? What? 958 01:07:02,723 --> 01:07:04,848 I don't make anything that's deadly. 959 01:07:04,932 --> 01:07:07,723 I see. How delightfully eccentric... 960 01:07:08,265 --> 01:07:10,723 ...while simultaneously being a waste of our time. 961 01:07:10,808 --> 01:07:12,808 - No offense. Shall we? - Thank you, Doctor. 962 01:07:12,891 --> 01:07:15,058 - I said good day. - See you, Doc. 963 01:07:15,183 --> 01:07:18,808 That is why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable... 964 01:07:18,891 --> 01:07:21,224 ...than a garden-variety scientist. 965 01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:25,723 Incoming! 966 01:07:30,723 --> 01:07:32,432 - Look out! - Watch out! 967 01:07:55,682 --> 01:07:57,473 Doc, you're a genius. 968 01:07:58,264 --> 01:08:00,097 A canned tornado? 969 01:08:00,347 --> 01:08:03,306 Totally non-lethal, but totally effective. 970 01:08:03,389 --> 01:08:05,556 What is this thing you were handling before? 971 01:08:05,639 --> 01:08:06,889 That's a shrinker. 972 01:08:06,972 --> 01:08:08,389 How do you know? 973 01:08:08,472 --> 01:08:09,806 A manual. Cool. 974 01:08:10,306 --> 01:08:13,847 That's a high-temperature, fabric-adhesive, liquid projector... 975 01:08:13,931 --> 01:08:16,682 ...based on simple dry-cleaning technology. 976 01:08:18,015 --> 01:08:19,932 You aim that at a guy... 977 01:08:21,557 --> 01:08:24,640 ...his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe. 978 01:08:24,890 --> 01:08:26,807 I can trick that out with a holster. 979 01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:31,015 It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wad cutter and a full warranty. 980 01:08:31,097 --> 01:08:32,264 Nicely done. 981 01:08:32,347 --> 01:08:35,639 - What do you call this? - Careful, careful. That's a blame-thrower. 982 01:08:35,722 --> 01:08:38,389 - "A blame-thrower"? - I'm sorry. 983 01:08:38,514 --> 01:08:40,514 Your bad attitude is hurting this team! 984 01:08:40,597 --> 01:08:44,722 - Stop spitting! I already took a shower! - You need another one, 'cause you stink! 985 01:08:44,806 --> 01:08:47,681 - Want me to pop that zit for you? - I'm really shaking! 986 01:08:47,764 --> 01:08:50,889 - You're always spraying! - I'm sorry if I spit all the time! 987 01:08:53,639 --> 01:08:55,514 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 988 01:08:55,681 --> 01:08:56,847 No, no. 989 01:09:00,181 --> 01:09:04,138 - Doctor, you are a genius. - That's what the card says. 990 01:09:06,013 --> 01:09:09,263 I still want to be with them when they go rescue Amazing. 991 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,305 So why don't you just go back? 992 01:09:11,388 --> 01:09:13,638 No, I just left this morning. That would be... 993 01:09:13,763 --> 01:09:16,346 - This is my place. - That would be ridiculous. 994 01:09:16,430 --> 01:09:21,055 They're your friends. They'll understand. It's clearly what you want to do. 995 01:09:21,388 --> 01:09:23,306 That actually could work. 996 01:09:23,722 --> 01:09:27,514 I'm Mr. Furious, right? I'm unpredictable. I'm a loose cannon. 997 01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:30,472 I go storming off. Why can't I come storming back? 998 01:09:30,556 --> 01:09:34,097 - I mean, it's all in how you play it, right? - Or don't play it. 999 01:09:34,181 --> 01:09:38,513 Just go back, say you're sorry and help them save Captain Amazing. 1000 01:09:39,055 --> 01:09:42,263 You think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry? 1001 01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:43,930 'Cause that's kind of my... 1002 01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:47,555 I gotta stick with the anger thing 'cause people like that. 1003 01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:54,305 Maybe people like you for who you really are. 1004 01:09:54,846 --> 01:09:55,888 You know? 1005 01:09:58,138 --> 01:09:59,888 Okay, I'm gonna go. 1006 01:10:05,721 --> 01:10:08,013 You should go find your friends. 1007 01:10:20,595 --> 01:10:21,595 Good. 1008 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:25,512 Now, the three of you will be like the eagle's claw. 1009 01:10:25,804 --> 01:10:29,013 You will snatch up the hostage and carry him to safety. 1010 01:10:29,096 --> 01:10:33,471 We three scouts are like the eagle's eye: ever watchful for danger. 1011 01:10:35,388 --> 01:10:37,513 - Are you ready? - Yes. 1012 01:10:37,596 --> 01:10:41,638 Then let operation Three-Eyed, Three-Legged Eagle begin. 1013 01:10:47,012 --> 01:10:47,970 Shotgun! 1014 01:10:48,054 --> 01:10:49,970 I think not, my friend. 1015 01:10:58,470 --> 01:10:59,845 Silly twit. 1016 01:11:01,304 --> 01:11:02,970 Give me a second. 1017 01:11:07,595 --> 01:11:09,220 - Hey. - What's up? 1018 01:11:09,887 --> 01:11:12,095 Not a lot. What's up with you? 1019 01:11:12,554 --> 01:11:14,054 Nothing much. 1020 01:11:16,344 --> 01:11:20,136 - Have you seen my address book? - No. What did it look like? 1021 01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:25,511 It's denim. It says "Hang loose" on it with a picture of a kitten. 1022 01:11:26,844 --> 01:11:27,886 No. 1023 01:11:30,469 --> 01:11:33,261 You should probably think about where you saw it last. 1024 01:11:33,344 --> 01:11:34,470 Right. 1025 01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:43,970 I should probably... 1026 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:51,094 Eddie, there's something I want to say. 1027 01:11:51,219 --> 01:11:54,844 I'm angry about being left out of this mission... 1028 01:11:54,969 --> 01:11:58,178 ...and about what's happening with this team, but I'm... 1029 01:12:02,844 --> 01:12:04,011 Oh, boy. 1030 01:12:07,178 --> 01:12:08,928 Temperature rising. 1031 01:12:10,261 --> 01:12:11,886 Vision blurring. 1032 01:12:12,886 --> 01:12:15,219 Rage taking over. 1033 01:12:15,678 --> 01:12:17,844 I got an idea. Why don't you come with us? 1034 01:12:17,928 --> 01:12:19,136 Okay. 1035 01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:20,969 Rage subsiding. 1036 01:12:22,718 --> 01:12:24,260 Pulse slowing. 1037 01:12:25,843 --> 01:12:27,343 Anger fading. 1038 01:12:31,218 --> 01:12:33,635 That was quick thinking, Eddie. 1039 01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:38,718 Well, I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. 1040 01:13:07,677 --> 01:13:09,635 Drink, drink! 1041 01:13:16,260 --> 01:13:18,510 Right, then. I'll go and scout out a way in. 1042 01:13:18,593 --> 01:13:21,510 - What should the signal be? - "Caree, caroo." 1043 01:13:21,635 --> 01:13:23,760 No, no, what about: "whippoorwill"? 1044 01:13:23,843 --> 01:13:26,677 - No, "Caree, caroo." - Yes, but isn't that better? 1045 01:13:26,802 --> 01:13:29,801 - Not interested. - Enough with the cuckoo! 1046 01:13:30,009 --> 01:13:32,592 - We must find an open window. - That's what I said. 1047 01:13:32,676 --> 01:13:33,801 Go, go! 1048 01:13:40,342 --> 01:13:42,092 Does everyone have a drink? 1049 01:13:42,676 --> 01:13:45,092 - Yes, we all do! - You're all good? 1050 01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:48,718 Good. Well, it is wonderful in my heart... 1051 01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:53,052 ...to see so many familiar faces once again. 1052 01:13:53,427 --> 01:13:56,177 The Susies: assassins from the East. 1053 01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:02,592 The Suits: downsizing all those who dare oppose them. 1054 01:14:02,967 --> 01:14:06,342 The Furriers: always dressed to kill. 1055 01:14:11,301 --> 01:14:15,884 The Frat Boys: still on probation for lethal hazing. 1056 01:14:16,551 --> 01:14:17,551 Phi Zeta! 1057 01:14:17,717 --> 01:14:21,009 Of course, the Not So Goody Mob: 1058 01:14:22,009 --> 01:14:24,259 Putting the rhyme into crime! 1059 01:14:24,342 --> 01:14:26,301 The pleasure's all mine, Frankenstein. 1060 01:14:26,384 --> 01:14:29,551 We're about to perpetrate some evil on the Champion City people. 1061 01:14:29,634 --> 01:14:31,426 Rappin', snappin', cappin'. 1062 01:14:32,217 --> 01:14:36,633 Tonight, we are having quite a party. A surprise party. 1063 01:14:37,925 --> 01:14:40,550 I have a little something up my sleeve... 1064 01:14:40,633 --> 01:14:44,050 ...and I'm not just talking about the wart on my elbow. 1065 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,051 I have created a beautiful machine... 1066 01:14:53,717 --> 01:14:56,926 ...that is going to encourage our fellow citizens... 1067 01:14:57,467 --> 01:14:59,634 ...to share my vision... 1068 01:15:00,176 --> 01:15:01,634 ...of the world! 1069 01:15:03,051 --> 01:15:04,634 Can you dig it? 1070 01:15:07,383 --> 01:15:09,216 What about Captain Amazing? 1071 01:15:10,550 --> 01:15:13,716 That is an excellent question, Big Tobacco. 1072 01:15:14,508 --> 01:15:19,341 What will we do about the greatest superhero Champion City has ever known? 1073 01:15:19,550 --> 01:15:23,758 For the answer, I want you all to walk this way. 1074 01:15:24,216 --> 01:15:26,425 Dude, can we bring the brewskis? 1075 01:15:27,758 --> 01:15:30,883 Yes, of course. You may absolutely bring the brewskis. 1076 01:15:39,799 --> 01:15:42,132 Things look pretty quiet to me. 1077 01:15:46,507 --> 01:15:48,465 Invisible Boy, did you just let one go? 1078 01:15:48,590 --> 01:15:51,299 - No, that wasn't me. - Well, it wasn't me. 1079 01:15:57,757 --> 01:15:59,758 Don't run! He'll shoot! 1080 01:16:08,675 --> 01:16:11,258 Is he doing what I think he's doing? 1081 01:16:16,424 --> 01:16:18,007 Just go with it. 1082 01:16:28,924 --> 01:16:31,340 - Can anybody see anything? - Hey! 1083 01:16:31,465 --> 01:16:33,174 - Who said "hey"? - Not me. 1084 01:16:33,257 --> 01:16:36,049 Eddie, you don't have to say, "Not me," okay? 1085 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:39,799 - If someone says, "Who?" and you say... - Morons, over here. 1086 01:16:40,090 --> 01:16:41,840 It's Captain Amazing! 1087 01:16:43,257 --> 01:16:47,339 - We've been looking for you. - Turn on the light switch behind you. 1088 01:16:52,339 --> 01:16:54,423 We meet again, Captain. 1089 01:16:54,631 --> 01:16:57,006 - We're here to rescue you. - Yeah. 1090 01:16:58,256 --> 01:17:01,089 I'm Blue Raja. Do you recall me? Master of silverware? 1091 01:17:01,173 --> 01:17:04,215 You said to keep up the good work after the Red Eye skirmish. 1092 01:17:04,299 --> 01:17:07,549 I meet so many people in this business, but I think so. 1093 01:17:08,132 --> 01:17:11,340 You two, locate the master ignition switch on the main console. 1094 01:17:11,424 --> 01:17:12,840 Could you open that up? 1095 01:17:12,924 --> 01:17:15,215 You'll be out in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 1096 01:17:15,299 --> 01:17:17,049 - Frightfully uncomfortable. - Great. 1097 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:19,423 - How does this work? - I've seen one of these. 1098 01:17:19,506 --> 01:17:22,131 You've got to push this thing in and twist it. 1099 01:17:22,214 --> 01:17:25,048 - Don't force it! - She's right, my little friend. 1100 01:17:25,131 --> 01:17:27,673 This contraption is a weapon of mass destruction. 1101 01:17:27,756 --> 01:17:31,006 Casanova plans to turn it against the city tonight at midnight. 1102 01:17:31,089 --> 01:17:32,756 Something's happening. 1103 01:17:32,839 --> 01:17:37,506 Very good. On the wall to your left you should see two toggles side-by-side. 1104 01:17:37,631 --> 01:17:41,214 "Toggles"? What do you mean? You talking about switches? 1105 01:17:41,298 --> 01:17:43,423 - I see them, Captain. - Thank you. 1106 01:17:43,506 --> 01:17:45,839 - Flip the first toggle. - Flipping. 1107 01:17:48,714 --> 01:17:52,213 - Excellent work. Now, flip the... - Jolly good work, team! 1108 01:17:52,380 --> 01:17:55,047 Could you just stay over there, please? 1109 01:17:55,213 --> 01:17:56,588 Of course. 1110 01:17:59,630 --> 01:18:00,797 Sorry. 1111 01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:04,672 - Now flip the second toggle. - Do as he says. 1112 01:18:04,922 --> 01:18:07,213 The man knows what he's saying. 1113 01:18:07,297 --> 01:18:11,631 Captain, I'm just gonna ask you directly. Do you know billionaire Lance Hunt? 1114 01:18:11,756 --> 01:18:12,798 It's me. 1115 01:18:14,381 --> 01:18:16,714 No, I'm kidding. I've always wanted to do that. 1116 01:18:16,839 --> 01:18:20,173 - What's next? - I just told you, flip the second toggle. 1117 01:18:20,256 --> 01:18:22,464 - Again? - What do you mean? 1118 01:18:23,548 --> 01:18:25,838 - Flip the toggle twice? - No, no. 1119 01:18:26,005 --> 01:18:29,463 Don't do that. Just flip it again now. One time. Flip it. 1120 01:18:29,547 --> 01:18:31,338 Does he understand what I'm asking? 1121 01:18:31,422 --> 01:18:35,963 Hold on a second. Exactly how many toggle flips in toto... 1122 01:18:36,088 --> 01:18:37,963 ...are involved in this procedure? 1123 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:41,588 I just... It's... seven! 1124 01:18:42,588 --> 01:18:43,963 - Seven? - Flip it! 1125 01:18:44,088 --> 01:18:46,963 - Seven? - Everybody, hold the phone. 1126 01:18:47,047 --> 01:18:50,797 You phrased that incorrectly. How many toggle flips are needed... 1127 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:54,213 ...not counting the gratuitous toggle flip you may have asked for... 1128 01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:56,672 - ...in a moment of panic. - Flip it! 1129 01:18:56,837 --> 01:19:00,462 Could we just start again? Is there a reset button on this thing? 1130 01:19:00,546 --> 01:19:03,879 No, you freak, there's no reset button. Flip the switch, lady. 1131 01:19:03,962 --> 01:19:06,796 Don't stare at me. Lift your left arm. Flip it, moron! 1132 01:19:06,879 --> 01:19:08,504 - You're a moron! - I am not! 1133 01:19:08,546 --> 01:19:11,254 - Don't call her a moron. That's not cool. - Thank you. 1134 01:19:11,337 --> 01:19:14,712 - I will do it! - Flip the switch. 1135 01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:16,338 It's this one, yes? 1136 01:19:18,297 --> 01:19:19,755 Wrong switch. 1137 01:19:37,629 --> 01:19:40,254 Everybody heard me say, "Reset button," right? 1138 01:19:40,337 --> 01:19:43,046 My God, we killed him. 1139 01:19:43,629 --> 01:19:46,337 What do you mean "we"? I was right here. 1140 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:02,546 I'm gonna check his pulse. 1141 01:20:08,753 --> 01:20:10,628 I don't think he'll pull through. 1142 01:20:10,753 --> 01:20:13,545 Somebody's coming. We gotta get out of here. 1143 01:20:13,753 --> 01:20:16,878 Everybody should just keep holding their horses. 1144 01:20:17,670 --> 01:20:19,003 Go, go, go. 1145 01:20:27,087 --> 01:20:28,546 God in heaven! 1146 01:20:34,712 --> 01:20:37,253 - This sucker's dead! - What happened to him? 1147 01:20:39,086 --> 01:20:40,836 As you can see... 1148 01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:43,586 ...I have taken Captain Amazing... 1149 01:20:44,628 --> 01:20:46,336 ...out of the picture. 1150 01:20:47,128 --> 01:20:49,128 It's time for us to rule. 1151 01:20:52,003 --> 01:20:55,711 Tonight at midnight, I'm going to do to Champion City... 1152 01:20:55,836 --> 01:20:58,711 ...what I have done to its greatest superhero. 1153 01:20:59,211 --> 01:21:02,836 There'll still be time to go up, get down and boogie. 1154 01:21:05,045 --> 01:21:07,961 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - Where's Captain Amazing? 1155 01:21:08,086 --> 01:21:10,794 - There's been a bit of a cock-up. - Raja murdered him. 1156 01:21:10,877 --> 01:21:14,460 Guys, I think we got bigger fish to fry right now. 1157 01:21:14,544 --> 01:21:16,919 - What the hell was that machine? - I don't know. 1158 01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:18,960 But I know where we can go to find out. 1159 01:21:25,544 --> 01:21:27,544 The vermin are back, Tony. 1160 01:21:29,545 --> 01:21:32,378 Vermin should be exterminated, Casanova. 1161 01:21:34,128 --> 01:21:37,920 A fish fork is no match for my machine! 1162 01:21:39,545 --> 01:21:42,544 But I think we should take out some insurance. 1163 01:21:43,419 --> 01:21:44,419 Don't you think? 1164 01:21:45,294 --> 01:21:47,002 It's a psychofrakulator. 1165 01:21:47,085 --> 01:21:50,877 It creates a cloud of radically fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons... 1166 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,377 ...which penetrate the synaptic relays. 1167 01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:57,044 It's concatenated with a synchronous transport switch... 1168 01:21:57,210 --> 01:21:59,627 ...that creates a virtual tributary. 1169 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:03,669 It's focused onto a biobolic reflector. 1170 01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:07,419 And what happens is that hallucinations become reality... 1171 01:22:08,835 --> 01:22:11,210 ...and the brain is literally fried from within. 1172 01:22:11,335 --> 01:22:15,251 - Where would you get it? - I don't know, they said it couldn't be built. 1173 01:22:15,376 --> 01:22:19,084 The equations were so complex that any of the scientists who worked on it... 1174 01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:20,626 ...wound up in an insane asylum. 1175 01:22:20,709 --> 01:22:24,084 Which is where Casanova's been for the last 20 years. 1176 01:22:24,209 --> 01:22:26,751 If he uses it, it'll waste Champion City! 1177 01:22:26,876 --> 01:22:29,209 - Not "if." "When." - We need Captain Amazing. 1178 01:22:29,293 --> 01:22:31,501 Unfortunately, we just killed him. 1179 01:22:31,793 --> 01:22:34,002 No, unfortunately, you killed him. 1180 01:22:34,502 --> 01:22:37,919 Because you have problems at home doesn't mean you can kill people. 1181 01:22:38,002 --> 01:22:41,669 "Sorry. Mummy. I'm English. I didn't mean it." 1182 01:22:41,835 --> 01:22:44,544 K-I-L-L-E-D. You killed him. 1183 01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:47,251 You killed him. You hit the switch. 1184 01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:50,293 It's the same difference. He's still dead. 1185 01:22:51,126 --> 01:22:53,168 - You did kind of... - Sphinx! 1186 01:22:54,418 --> 01:22:57,126 Sphinx, what in heaven's name do we do? 1187 01:22:58,543 --> 01:22:59,918 Sometimes... 1188 01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:04,043 ...the true hero is the one with the courage to run away. 1189 01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,709 - I like the way this man thinks. - Let's run. 1190 01:23:08,959 --> 01:23:10,126 We can't run. 1191 01:23:10,584 --> 01:23:13,709 Yes. It's been established that we can run. 1192 01:23:14,793 --> 01:23:19,709 This is egg salad loaded with cholesterol. My wife won't even let me touch it. 1193 01:23:20,292 --> 01:23:24,500 Hardly seems to matter now. Chances are, we're already dead. 1194 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:27,042 Amazing is gone. 1195 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:31,875 There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because, as of now, the cavalry is us. 1196 01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:35,333 - Yeah, but I don't wanna get frakulated. - Psychofrakulated. 1197 01:23:35,667 --> 01:23:39,834 - We still get frakulated. - This is our fight, whether we like it or not. 1198 01:23:40,168 --> 01:23:42,709 We're not your classic superheroes. 1199 01:23:42,834 --> 01:23:45,918 We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. 1200 01:23:46,168 --> 01:23:48,668 We're the guys nobody ever bets on. 1201 01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:52,293 But I'll tell you what I think. 1202 01:23:52,376 --> 01:23:56,042 You and that ball of yours have an appointment you must keep. 1203 01:23:56,583 --> 01:23:59,667 Invisible Boy, I think it's time you were seen. 1204 01:24:00,042 --> 01:24:02,417 Sphinx, you have trained us well. 1205 01:24:02,708 --> 01:24:06,375 Dr. Heller, you might just have given us the edge we need. 1206 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,833 Spleen, I don't want to stand behind you. 1207 01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:12,958 But I'll fight beside you with pride. 1208 01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:15,958 Jeff, you've got a rare and beautiful gift. 1209 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:18,958 The city needs you tonight. And, Roy... 1210 01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:23,792 ...in all the years I've known you, I've never seen you walk away from a fight. 1211 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:26,041 You lifted a city bus once. 1212 01:24:26,124 --> 01:24:29,499 I think you've got what it takes to handle Casanova. 1213 01:24:30,541 --> 01:24:33,207 We're all in over our heads, and we know it. 1214 01:24:33,291 --> 01:24:36,332 But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it... 1215 01:24:36,416 --> 01:24:40,041 ...will forever after show our scars with pride and say: 1216 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:43,832 "That's right. I was there. I fought the good fight." 1217 01:24:44,707 --> 01:24:46,083 So, what do you say? 1218 01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:50,333 Do we all gather together and go kick some Casanova butt... 1219 01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,917 ...or do I eat this sandwich? 1220 01:24:55,375 --> 01:24:58,042 I say, what the fork. Let's do it. 1221 01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:03,624 If we're gonna bust into that mansion you need more than your car. 1222 01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:06,916 At the auto yard, there's this old Herkimer battle jitney. 1223 01:25:06,999 --> 01:25:09,624 Wait. You have a Herkimer battle jitney? 1224 01:25:09,707 --> 01:25:12,582 That's the finest non-lethal military vehicle ever made. 1225 01:25:12,707 --> 01:25:15,541 All right. We'll meet at the junkyard and go from there. 1226 01:25:15,624 --> 01:25:18,249 I shall need more forks, I'm afraid. 1227 01:25:18,332 --> 01:25:20,999 Those who have loved ones, say good-bye before we go. 1228 01:25:21,082 --> 01:25:23,166 You may not get another chance. 1229 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,582 Zei gezunt. 1230 01:25:40,623 --> 01:25:41,915 Hey, Mom. 1231 01:25:42,998 --> 01:25:45,206 Jeffrey, what are you doing? 1232 01:25:45,998 --> 01:25:47,623 I was just... 1233 01:25:55,207 --> 01:25:57,207 I'm a superhero, Mother. 1234 01:25:57,624 --> 01:25:59,041 A superhero? 1235 01:25:59,207 --> 01:26:01,624 An effete British superhero, to be precise. 1236 01:26:01,707 --> 01:26:04,831 I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. 1237 01:26:04,956 --> 01:26:08,915 I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. 1238 01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:11,915 I don't wear much blue, and I speak in a British accent. 1239 01:26:11,998 --> 01:26:14,081 If you know your history, it makes sense. 1240 01:26:14,165 --> 01:26:16,956 The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, Mother. 1241 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:20,040 Hard cheese to swallow, but there it is. 1242 01:26:20,581 --> 01:26:22,915 What will the bridge club think? 1243 01:26:26,956 --> 01:26:28,456 You need more forks? 1244 01:26:32,790 --> 01:26:35,915 These belonged to your great-great-grandmother. 1245 01:26:36,206 --> 01:26:38,539 I was saving these for your wedding day. 1246 01:26:38,622 --> 01:26:43,539 But, from the looks of it, that day is probably a long way off. 1247 01:26:44,122 --> 01:26:47,497 Mom, you're taking this incredibly well. 1248 01:26:48,414 --> 01:26:50,664 I've always known you were special... 1249 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:54,122 ...but I just never realized how special. 1250 01:26:59,915 --> 01:27:01,665 I'd better get going. 1251 01:27:02,206 --> 01:27:03,748 I've got a city to save. 1252 01:27:03,831 --> 01:27:05,373 - Jeffrey? - Yeah? 1253 01:27:05,706 --> 01:27:07,206 Do the accent. 1254 01:27:09,706 --> 01:27:13,247 I'd love to stay and chitchat, but I fear I must away with me. 1255 01:27:13,330 --> 01:27:16,205 Our metropolis is in the clutches of madmen. 1256 01:27:16,289 --> 01:27:17,622 Jeffrey? 1257 01:27:17,747 --> 01:27:19,997 - Cheerio. - I really should get going. 1258 01:27:20,122 --> 01:27:21,414 Okay. 1259 01:27:24,622 --> 01:27:25,997 Thanks, Ma. 1260 01:27:35,622 --> 01:27:38,164 I said I'd leave you, Eddie. I meant it. 1261 01:27:40,164 --> 01:27:44,079 The city's in peril, Lucille. We're the best hope they've got. 1262 01:27:44,871 --> 01:27:47,204 Eddie, please don't start. 1263 01:27:47,871 --> 01:27:49,871 I don't expect you to believe me. 1264 01:27:49,954 --> 01:27:51,954 I just came by to tell you... 1265 01:27:52,913 --> 01:27:54,329 ...that I love you. 1266 01:27:54,413 --> 01:27:56,413 Tell the kids I love them. 1267 01:27:56,496 --> 01:27:57,913 And now... 1268 01:27:59,204 --> 01:28:02,079 - ...good-bye. - Good-bye, Eddie. 1269 01:28:03,413 --> 01:28:05,705 I won't be here when you come home. 1270 01:28:06,122 --> 01:28:08,247 That's a chance I'll have to take. 1271 01:28:08,330 --> 01:28:11,664 Otherwise, there may not be a home to come back to. 1272 01:28:22,038 --> 01:28:23,538 Wish me luck. 1273 01:28:34,288 --> 01:28:37,579 - You okay? - I wanted to say I had a great time tonight. 1274 01:28:37,663 --> 01:28:39,663 And you were really nice to me. 1275 01:28:39,746 --> 01:28:42,871 And I would love to ask you out sometime. 1276 01:28:43,204 --> 01:28:46,621 But if I don't call you, I want you to know it's because I'm dead. 1277 01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:50,078 Me and my team are going to take on Casanova Frankenstein. 1278 01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,620 It's pretty much a suicide mission. 1279 01:28:52,703 --> 01:28:56,703 So, if there is anything that you want to say to me... 1280 01:28:57,370 --> 01:29:01,078 ...now would probably be a good time to say it, just 'cause... 1281 01:29:01,453 --> 01:29:04,328 - Yeah, I got a question for you. - Cool. Kick it. 1282 01:29:04,412 --> 01:29:06,078 What's your name? 1283 01:29:06,245 --> 01:29:08,912 Do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't... 1284 01:29:08,995 --> 01:29:11,579 No, I just mean your name. 1285 01:29:13,079 --> 01:29:14,579 My name. 1286 01:29:19,829 --> 01:29:22,121 It's Phoenix. 1287 01:29:24,078 --> 01:29:25,620 Phoenix Dark. 1288 01:29:27,370 --> 01:29:28,995 Dirk. Phoenix... 1289 01:29:31,078 --> 01:29:32,037 ...Dark-Dirk. 1290 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:36,245 I was christened Dirk Steele, and I changed it to Phoenix. 1291 01:29:36,787 --> 01:29:38,912 Forget about it. It's okay. 1292 01:29:45,745 --> 01:29:47,037 It's Roy. 1293 01:29:48,912 --> 01:29:51,037 That's my name. My name is... 1294 01:29:52,370 --> 01:29:54,203 My real name is Roy. 1295 01:30:14,411 --> 01:30:16,495 Just be Roy. 1296 01:30:26,953 --> 01:30:29,286 Roy. I'm Roy. 1297 01:30:29,661 --> 01:30:30,786 Yes, I'm Roy. 1298 01:30:30,869 --> 01:30:34,411 - Roy. Who is Roy? Roy is who? - He's freaking out, man. 1299 01:30:34,536 --> 01:30:37,036 Where's the guy who pretends not to be Roy? 1300 01:30:37,161 --> 01:30:41,952 We've had quite enough of that. Stop it. Just snap out of it. We're tired of it. 1301 01:30:42,036 --> 01:30:46,327 I'm a true wanna-be, in the worst sense of the... 1302 01:30:46,577 --> 01:30:48,869 You guys have to fight this battle without me. 1303 01:30:48,952 --> 01:30:51,661 If you doubt your superpowers, you are shafted. 1304 01:30:51,744 --> 01:30:55,286 If I had any superpowers to doubt, I'd be in trouble, but I don't. 1305 01:30:55,369 --> 01:30:57,494 What do I do? All I do is go... 1306 01:30:57,577 --> 01:31:00,411 Roy, what are you talking about? You lifted a bus once. 1307 01:31:00,494 --> 01:31:02,743 Precisely. That story's legendary. 1308 01:31:02,826 --> 01:31:06,451 It was really more of a push than a lift. 1309 01:31:06,535 --> 01:31:09,618 That still takes incredible superhuman strength. 1310 01:31:09,743 --> 01:31:12,160 It does. To push an entire bus out the way. 1311 01:31:12,243 --> 01:31:14,993 Actually, the driver had his foot on the accelerator... 1312 01:31:15,076 --> 01:31:17,326 ...to get it going, then it actually was me. 1313 01:31:17,410 --> 01:31:18,993 But he kind of... 1314 01:31:22,119 --> 01:31:23,369 Shit. 1315 01:31:27,952 --> 01:31:29,119 Excuse me. 1316 01:31:32,327 --> 01:31:36,160 It starts a process which results in an accelerated flow of electrons... 1317 01:31:36,243 --> 01:31:38,368 ...that creates a powerful magnetic force. 1318 01:31:38,451 --> 01:31:40,951 This is basically like a huge electromagnet. 1319 01:31:41,076 --> 01:31:44,243 Actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. 1320 01:31:44,326 --> 01:31:45,951 It's the next inevitable phase. 1321 01:31:46,035 --> 01:31:49,576 - Vis, can you close up those jockey boxes? - Right on it. 1322 01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:52,743 Let's get suited up. We're out of here in five. 1323 01:31:57,451 --> 01:31:58,743 It's time. 1324 01:32:00,993 --> 01:32:02,243 Let's go. 1325 01:32:54,450 --> 01:32:57,200 - Shotgun! - I already called it, didn't I? 1326 01:32:57,325 --> 01:32:59,742 - Have a seat, my friend. - Everybody ready? 1327 01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,825 - We have lift-off. - May the forks be with us. 1328 01:33:09,492 --> 01:33:12,949 - Sorry. Too much throttle. - That's cool. I'm just gonna go. 1329 01:33:13,033 --> 01:33:16,116 - No, sit down! - All right, here we go. 1330 01:33:29,658 --> 01:33:31,241 Vaya con Dios. 1331 01:33:35,742 --> 01:33:37,992 Somebody do something. We need him. 1332 01:33:38,117 --> 01:33:40,534 Let's do this. You're a very furious man. 1333 01:33:40,617 --> 01:33:42,492 - Do you understand that? - No. 1334 01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:45,492 You got a lot to be furious about, and I'll tell you why. 1335 01:33:45,575 --> 01:33:49,199 You're not well-liked. You're abrasive and off-putting. 1336 01:33:49,574 --> 01:33:52,199 You try to be pithy, but your wit is a hindrance... 1337 01:33:52,283 --> 01:33:54,241 ...therefore, nothing is provocative. 1338 01:33:54,324 --> 01:33:57,241 It's just mixed metaphors. Doesn't that make you angry? 1339 01:33:57,324 --> 01:33:59,241 - Does it infuriate you? - No. 1340 01:33:59,324 --> 01:34:02,408 It should. Are you angry? Come on, man! 1341 01:34:02,616 --> 01:34:06,616 - Your penmanship is atrocious. - You dress like a male prostitute. 1342 01:34:11,658 --> 01:34:14,824 Get real! I have no powers whatsoever. 1343 01:34:15,199 --> 01:34:17,783 If he has no powers, maybe I've got no powers. 1344 01:34:17,866 --> 01:34:21,157 - Maybe I can't turn invisible at all. - Do not go there, son! 1345 01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:24,490 When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts. 1346 01:34:24,615 --> 01:34:28,240 I don't mean to be an alarmist, but it's 11:30 already. 1347 01:34:28,532 --> 01:34:30,990 Thirty minutes till Casanova blows up the city. 1348 01:34:31,073 --> 01:34:34,907 Listen. We've got a blind date with destiny. 1349 01:34:36,657 --> 01:34:38,948 And it looks like she's ordered the lobster. 1350 01:34:40,783 --> 01:34:41,824 Hang on! 1351 01:34:42,949 --> 01:34:44,949 We're going to ram the gate! 1352 01:35:03,115 --> 01:35:06,907 What do you think? Should we knock or just let ourselves in? 1353 01:35:22,907 --> 01:35:24,490 Hit the ground! 1354 01:35:41,447 --> 01:35:42,906 They're shooting! 1355 01:35:59,906 --> 01:36:01,947 I hope this magnet thing works. 1356 01:36:16,781 --> 01:36:17,989 It's working. 1357 01:36:29,781 --> 01:36:31,030 Go! Go! 1358 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:36,030 Quickly! Everybody into the disco room! 1359 01:36:40,321 --> 01:36:42,863 Everyone, through here. Keep moving. 1360 01:36:44,071 --> 01:36:46,446 Focus, people. Focus. Let's go. 1361 01:36:52,906 --> 01:36:54,072 Hello? 1362 01:37:02,656 --> 01:37:03,738 Wait! 1363 01:37:12,446 --> 01:37:13,780 Laser eye. 1364 01:37:25,821 --> 01:37:28,113 I should have brought my large pie server. 1365 01:37:28,196 --> 01:37:31,530 If we can't get through that door, this battle is over. 1366 01:37:35,321 --> 01:37:36,862 This is it. 1367 01:37:37,237 --> 01:37:39,320 My time has come. 1368 01:37:39,779 --> 01:37:41,862 What are you talking about? 1369 01:37:42,945 --> 01:37:45,362 - Wait. Invisible Boy. - I wouldn't do that, if... 1370 01:37:45,445 --> 01:37:49,070 - Come back here. You'll be cremated. - It's all about me now. 1371 01:37:49,237 --> 01:37:52,154 - I'm the only one that can save us. - He's right. 1372 01:37:52,237 --> 01:37:54,695 - Good luck, son. - Nobody look at me. 1373 01:37:54,862 --> 01:37:58,446 - Don't look at him, or it won't work. - I am transparent. 1374 01:37:59,571 --> 01:38:02,280 I am like the window. I am see-through. 1375 01:38:03,030 --> 01:38:04,863 I'm like Saran Wrap. 1376 01:38:14,987 --> 01:38:18,570 I did it! I'm invisible! I really do have superpowers. 1377 01:38:18,654 --> 01:38:20,195 Can you see me? 1378 01:38:20,695 --> 01:38:21,779 Yes. 1379 01:38:23,987 --> 01:38:25,237 Two hands there, son. 1380 01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:29,612 Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil. 1381 01:38:30,612 --> 01:38:33,487 Furriers, you will stay here and delay the attackers. 1382 01:38:33,570 --> 01:38:38,237 Not So Goody Mob, fight from behind. The rest of you, into the atrium. 1383 01:38:38,654 --> 01:38:41,612 Spread yourselves out for a second wave of attack. 1384 01:38:52,736 --> 01:38:54,361 The door. Door. 1385 01:38:55,278 --> 01:38:58,528 On three. One, two, three. 1386 01:39:13,695 --> 01:39:15,029 Shrink 'em. 1387 01:39:27,611 --> 01:39:30,944 I say, they've gone from junior to missy petite. 1388 01:39:32,569 --> 01:39:33,403 My dress! 1389 01:39:33,486 --> 01:39:36,111 Now that's a wedgie she won't soon forget. 1390 01:39:36,903 --> 01:39:39,528 My pants feel like they're shrinking, too. 1391 01:39:46,653 --> 01:39:48,860 - Blame thrower! - Look out! 1392 01:39:53,443 --> 01:39:55,152 I got a bone to pick with you! 1393 01:39:55,277 --> 01:39:56,277 Hold it! 1394 01:39:57,110 --> 01:39:58,110 I'm boss! 1395 01:39:58,235 --> 01:40:00,443 You know what? Y'all make me sick. 1396 01:40:10,111 --> 01:40:11,611 Give me that gun. 1397 01:40:16,194 --> 01:40:18,236 - I got 'em. - Disco forever! 1398 01:40:19,028 --> 01:40:21,110 Invisible Boy, Spleen. Susies. 1399 01:41:12,317 --> 01:41:13,901 Dig this, Shovel Man. 1400 01:41:22,193 --> 01:41:23,818 Duck! It's the Susies! 1401 01:41:23,902 --> 01:41:25,735 - Grab the gun. - It's stuck. 1402 01:41:26,942 --> 01:41:28,317 Coast clear? 1403 01:41:28,692 --> 01:41:30,192 Shoot anyway. 1404 01:41:33,067 --> 01:41:35,567 - I'm scared. - No, you're not scared. Be strong. 1405 01:41:35,651 --> 01:41:38,359 Say it with me, "I ain't scared of no Susies." 1406 01:41:38,401 --> 01:41:40,859 - I am scared. - Say "I'm not scared of no Susies." 1407 01:41:40,942 --> 01:41:42,692 Come on. You ready? 1408 01:41:43,192 --> 01:41:44,484 Let's go! 1409 01:41:52,984 --> 01:41:54,734 Dive! 1410 01:42:06,066 --> 01:42:07,316 I'm hit! 1411 01:42:07,775 --> 01:42:10,941 - Where? - I'm hit! Medic! Man down! 1412 01:42:11,025 --> 01:42:13,233 - Man down! I can't feel my ass. - What? 1413 01:42:13,316 --> 01:42:15,191 I can't feel my ass! 1414 01:42:15,441 --> 01:42:16,816 Your powers still work? 1415 01:42:16,900 --> 01:42:19,066 My powers? Weapons check. 1416 01:42:21,567 --> 01:42:23,776 Fire in the hole! 1417 01:42:28,317 --> 01:42:30,109 - It'll do. - Spleen! 1418 01:42:30,276 --> 01:42:33,233 - Go check on Spleen, okay? - Okay. All right. 1419 01:42:37,150 --> 01:42:38,691 You ought to run, Tony P. 1420 01:42:38,775 --> 01:42:41,108 You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 1421 01:42:42,483 --> 01:42:44,358 'Cause I'm protected... 1422 01:42:46,025 --> 01:42:47,983 ...by the god of hair care. 1423 01:42:50,650 --> 01:42:52,941 And it's time to send you back to your daddy. 1424 01:42:53,025 --> 01:42:56,816 - You killed my father. - That's right. 'Cause I'm a killer. 1425 01:42:57,025 --> 01:42:59,816 And you're not. Let's face it, kid. 1426 01:43:00,275 --> 01:43:02,733 You don't have the guts to kill me. 1427 01:43:02,858 --> 01:43:06,024 You're right. I don't have the guts to kill you. 1428 01:43:06,190 --> 01:43:09,232 Because I'm better than you. Yeah, that's right. 1429 01:43:09,315 --> 01:43:10,774 A lot better. 1430 01:43:11,732 --> 01:43:14,774 I may even find the courage to forgive you someday. 1431 01:43:24,565 --> 01:43:28,525 Carmine, on the other hand, feels differently than I do about forgiveness. 1432 01:43:30,608 --> 01:43:33,775 Now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement. 1433 01:43:33,858 --> 01:43:36,858 We're doing it. We're winning. We're gonna pull this off. 1434 01:43:36,941 --> 01:43:39,357 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 1435 01:43:39,899 --> 01:43:43,732 Tell your funny-looking friends to put down their weapons, Mr. Furious. 1436 01:43:43,857 --> 01:43:46,274 Get out of here. He's crazy. Save yourselves. 1437 01:43:46,357 --> 01:43:50,649 Put them down or I will slash your girlfriend's pretty little throat. 1438 01:43:50,982 --> 01:43:53,190 Eddie, Jeff, do what he says. 1439 01:43:58,274 --> 01:43:59,607 Thank you. 1440 01:44:00,232 --> 01:44:04,232 It's so easy to get the best of people when they care about each other. 1441 01:44:05,190 --> 01:44:07,774 Which is why evil will always have the edge. 1442 01:44:08,274 --> 01:44:11,357 You good guys are always so bound by the rules. 1443 01:44:18,773 --> 01:44:21,231 You see, I kill my own men. 1444 01:44:27,814 --> 01:44:29,273 Lucky me. 1445 01:44:30,273 --> 01:44:31,898 I get the girl. 1446 01:44:33,190 --> 01:44:34,232 No! 1447 01:45:02,106 --> 01:45:05,939 Don't worry. It will all be over so very quickly. 1448 01:45:11,314 --> 01:45:12,481 What are you doing? 1449 01:45:12,606 --> 01:45:15,356 They ripped the "Q" section out of my dictionary... 1450 01:45:15,439 --> 01:45:18,522 ...'cause I don't know the meaning of the word "quit." 1451 01:45:32,897 --> 01:45:35,438 You want a little fisticuffs? Okay. 1452 01:45:39,273 --> 01:45:40,481 Get him, Roy. 1453 01:45:46,314 --> 01:45:47,773 Come on, Roy! 1454 01:46:01,813 --> 01:46:03,563 It's the funkyskunkulator! 1455 01:46:03,647 --> 01:46:06,188 - We've got to stop it. - Don't touch any toggles. 1456 01:46:08,063 --> 01:46:10,438 Rage taking over. 1457 01:46:10,772 --> 01:46:13,605 Ja. We've heard all that before. 1458 01:46:14,772 --> 01:46:16,147 No, no. 1459 01:46:16,522 --> 01:46:18,647 Rage really taking over. 1460 01:47:09,729 --> 01:47:12,187 Frak you later, Frankenpuss. 1461 01:47:20,229 --> 01:47:21,229 Yeah! 1462 01:47:39,895 --> 01:47:40,645 Get out of here. 1463 01:47:46,936 --> 01:47:48,145 Hit the deck. 1464 01:47:52,354 --> 01:47:54,521 How do we shut this thing down? 1465 01:47:55,604 --> 01:47:56,896 Group hug! 1466 01:47:57,229 --> 01:47:58,729 - Yeah! - Okay! 1467 01:48:05,270 --> 01:48:07,936 - Hurry up! - Get her closer to the hole! 1468 01:48:11,561 --> 01:48:13,978 Dad, this is the way it has to be. 1469 01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:18,061 The upshot is you won't be killed because you're already dead. 1470 01:48:18,228 --> 01:48:20,103 No, I'm not going with you. 1471 01:48:20,186 --> 01:48:23,811 If there's a time for separation, let me tell you something, this is it. 1472 01:48:23,936 --> 01:48:25,603 - Lift me up. - Push her up. 1473 01:48:25,686 --> 01:48:27,728 Help me lift her up. 1474 01:48:29,186 --> 01:48:31,270 You can do it. Hold on. 1475 01:48:35,894 --> 01:48:38,810 - Do it! - I love you, Dad! 1476 01:48:49,519 --> 01:48:52,602 - Run! Run! - Let's get out of here! 1477 01:48:55,019 --> 01:48:56,770 Run for your lives! 1478 01:49:08,977 --> 01:49:09,810 Go! 1479 01:49:09,894 --> 01:49:11,019 Watch out! 1480 01:49:19,269 --> 01:49:20,394 Go! 1481 01:49:33,019 --> 01:49:35,894 No one could survive the chaos we've just witnessed here. 1482 01:49:35,977 --> 01:49:40,102 But as the dust begins to settle over the ruins of Casanova's mansion... 1483 01:49:40,185 --> 01:49:42,143 ...the question remains: 1484 01:49:42,226 --> 01:49:46,434 Who were these brave heroes that gave their lives to save our city tonight? 1485 01:49:46,601 --> 01:49:49,184 Did that frakulator work, or what? What's the deal? 1486 01:49:49,268 --> 01:49:51,851 Something's moving. People are coming out. 1487 01:49:51,976 --> 01:49:55,309 - Could you tell us what's going on? - Hi. Excuse me. 1488 01:49:55,393 --> 01:49:58,851 Excuse me. Can you tell us what happened here tonight? 1489 01:49:58,934 --> 01:50:00,101 We did it. We won. 1490 01:50:00,184 --> 01:50:01,851 Hey, that's my team. 1491 01:50:02,477 --> 01:50:05,269 We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork... 1492 01:50:05,394 --> 01:50:08,310 - ...and the hammer of not-bickering. - We are number one. 1493 01:50:08,394 --> 01:50:10,519 All others are number two or lower. 1494 01:50:10,602 --> 01:50:13,602 - Who are you guys? - They call me the Shoveler. 1495 01:50:13,685 --> 01:50:15,018 That's my dad. 1496 01:50:17,101 --> 01:50:18,143 My hero. 1497 01:50:18,226 --> 01:50:20,101 I'm the Bowler. Hello. 1498 01:50:22,726 --> 01:50:25,559 Blue Raja, master of silverware. Hi, Mom. 1499 01:50:25,643 --> 01:50:27,893 I mean, cheerio, Mummy. 1500 01:50:28,976 --> 01:50:30,809 Jeffrey. 1501 01:50:30,893 --> 01:50:33,768 And you, sir. What's your name and your superpower? 1502 01:50:34,226 --> 01:50:35,726 My name's Roy. 1503 01:50:35,934 --> 01:50:38,768 I'm in a super amount of pain. Could you leave me alone? 1504 01:50:38,851 --> 01:50:42,768 His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage. 1505 01:50:43,393 --> 01:50:47,100 Excuse me. Could I say something? I think we would all like this victory... 1506 01:50:47,225 --> 01:50:49,517 ...to go out to all the other guys. 1507 01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,100 The people in this city... 1508 01:50:51,183 --> 01:50:54,183 ...who are super good at their jobs but never get credit... 1509 01:50:54,267 --> 01:50:56,600 ...like the lady in the D.M.V. That's a rough job. 1510 01:50:56,683 --> 01:50:59,850 To the people that remember jingles from old commercials. 1511 01:50:59,933 --> 01:51:02,767 People that support local music and independent film. 1512 01:51:02,850 --> 01:51:05,892 The guy that drives the snowplow. The school nurse... 1513 01:51:06,017 --> 01:51:07,808 Eddie, I think they got the point. 1514 01:51:07,892 --> 01:51:09,601 What's the name of this group? 1515 01:51:09,684 --> 01:51:10,934 The Super Dudes. 1516 01:51:11,018 --> 01:51:12,393 No, not the Super Dudes. 1517 01:51:12,476 --> 01:51:16,018 We don't have a name yet, but we're definitely not the Super Dudes. 1518 01:51:16,101 --> 01:51:17,768 I gotta get home. It's late. 1519 01:51:17,851 --> 01:51:19,975 Picture, picture time. 1520 01:51:22,975 --> 01:51:25,808 Whatever you call them, Champion City will forever... 1521 01:51:25,850 --> 01:51:28,767 ...owe a debt of gratitude to these mystery men. 1522 01:51:28,975 --> 01:51:30,850 Wait. That's it. 1523 01:51:30,933 --> 01:51:33,892 We are the Super Squad. 1524 01:51:34,308 --> 01:51:35,517 No! 1525 01:51:36,058 --> 01:51:38,933 Alliteration in these situations is corny. 1526 01:51:39,725 --> 01:51:40,933 What? 1527 01:51:41,058 --> 01:51:43,933 Yes, we're all very aware that you saved the day... 1528 01:51:44,017 --> 01:51:46,392 ...and I'm sure we'll be hearing about it for the rest of our lives. 118325