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[CLOCK TICKING]

[SNORING]

[ALARM RINGING]

[ALARM STOPS]

Morning, Jack. [CHATTERS]

[LAUGHS]

You're a funny guy, Jack.

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, thank you, Jack.

Jack, I got to go get ready, okay?

Good morning, Jack. Sleep well?

Nicely, thank you.

[CROWD MURMURING]

DR. KENDALL: Good morning, graduates.

[♪♪♪]

Whoa! Ah ha!

Gotcha!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Okay, old slugger,

we've got ten bananas.

We take away six.

How many does Jack get?

[STUDENTS MURMURING]

Oh, Jack.

Very funny, Jack. Very funny.

Uh, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to

cut this session short.

I'll see you all on Thursday.

Jack, how is anybody

gonna believe

that you're a genius

when you behave like this?

[KISSES]

[SCOFFS]

[GRUNTING]

[BELL RINGS]

Don't forget. 3:00, Saturday.

Everyone's invited.

[CHIMPS SCREECHING]

DR. KENDALL: Yes, Julie.

They didn't renew my funds this year.

Is there room for Jack?

Of course.

We miss Jack.

It's been kind of quiet without him.

Nancy would love to see her baby again.

Uh, I'll make all the arrangements,

and-and I'll call you tomorrow.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

[BEEP]

[SNOW CRUNCHING]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

Hi, sweetie.

How was your day today?

Did you make any new friends today?

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

[SNIFFLES]

Son, what happened today?

All the girls in Tara's class

were invited to some birthday party.

She wasn't.

I know it's difficult, sweetie. Hmm?

Did you talk to anyone today?

They tease me. I know it.

I know, sweetie. Hmm?

But once they get to know who you are,

it won't matter.

[SNIFFLING]

Okay. Kisses? Come here.

Mmm.

DARREN: Come on, Jack, let's go.

[LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

[LAUGHING]

You're a funny guy, Jack.

[LAUGHING]

[SOFT ROCK PLAYS]

Hmm.

Hmm.

[CHATTERS]

Huh?

What, Jack?

I don't see anything.

Hmm.

Hmm.

[GULPS]

Hey, Jack.

Did you steal one of my marshmallows?

All right, then.

[CHUCKLING]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Sorry, buddy.

Oh.

It's time for bed, okay?

Let's go to bed. Come on.

Come on.

And the zookeeper said,

Good night, elephant.

And the zookeeper said,

Good night, lion.

And the zookeeper said,

Good night, gorilla.

[WHISPERING]: Good night, Jack.

There you go.

Good night.

Now, go to sleep.

Okay.

[BOYS SHOUTING]

Hey.

What have I gotten myself into?

Junior "B" hockey, son.

End of the road for most of these guys.

They've been cut from every junior "A" team around.

I'm, uh, I'm their coach, Coach Marlowe.

Oh, sorry, uh, Coach.

Nice to meet you. I'm s-Steven Westover.

Yeah, well, over on the bench there,

that's, uh, Captain Pete.

He was our all-star scorer last year,

but, uh, he's on the injured list now

for some reason.

Sittin' next to him there is, uh, Stosh.

He's the one, uh, knitting.

Knit one.

Sorry. Knitting?

Yeah, but I wouldn't make a big deal out of it

if I were you, you know.

Last year, he made us all real nice stockings

to hang on the mantel at Christmas.

Over there too, the big guy,

his name's, uh, Moose.

And the guy that he's throttling,

the guy turning purple, that's Larry.

And, uh, in the goal over here,

that's our, uh, keep, Magoo.

He's was the top rookie choice of the WHL,

believe it or not.

And then his nerves got the better of him,

and he's not as good anymore.

Let me, uh, introduce you

to the rest of these knuckleheads.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Uhh! God.

JIMMY: Nighty-night, Magoo.

[LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

Smelling salts? We're all out.

All right, everyone, this is Steve.

He's the, uh, Yankee kid

who's trying out for the team today, eh?

Steve is the, uh...

Uhh! Uhh!

Was the leading scorer on the California

high school hockey league championship team.

Do they even have ice in California?

[LAUGHTER]

Now let's practice,

and I want to see a little hustle. Let's go!

You got it, Coach! Ha ha!

[PLAYERS SNICKERING]

BOY: Come on, Larry.

[STICKS CLACK]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[BOY LAUGHS]

MOOSE: Stosh, other way!

Oh! Damn!

MAGOO: Okay, I'm gonna get him.

Aw, hell.

All right, California.

LARRY: Let's get him!

Ooh.

Welcome to junior "B" hockey.

No time to celebrate. Heh heh heh.

You like that, palm tree boy?

Smelling salts!

[BOYS RAZZING, CHUCKLING]

Out of smelling salts.

Ah, he'll come around.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[FOOTSTEPS]

Uh, if I could have your attention.

I have some very... Sad news to report today.

Last night, Dr. Kendall had a heart attack.

He's no longer with us.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[WIND WHISTLING]

ANNOUNCER: Good evening, hockey fans.

This is Willy Drucker,

the voice of the Nelson Golden Nuggets,

bringing you tonight's highly anticipated

season opener.

BOY: What are they doing?

One win this season, that's all I ask.

Just one win.

[PLAYING ORGAN]

DRUCKER: Here come the Nuggets,

powering onto the ice.

WOMAN: You guys suck!

[HONKING HORN]

And there's a new addition to this year's squad,

Steven Westover from California.

[ALL GRUNTING]

STOSH: Moose, the slot!

DRUCKER: Moose passes the puck to Stosh.

Oh! He misses it by a country kilometer.

MARLOWE: Westover, get out there.

DRUCKER: All right, the Yankee gets his first shift.

Let's see what he can do.

Pass the puck! I'm open!

DRUCKER: Westover is wide open,

and Larry refuses to pass the puck.

Come on--ohh!

FANS: Ohh!

PLAYER: Pick up the puck!

MOOSE: Uh-oh.

DRUCKER: The Vikings turn around. He's wide open.

MAGOO: Come on, come on, come on.

DRUCKER: He shoots and scores!

Oh! Four-nothing! Oh!

Coach Marlowe certainly has his work cut out for him

if he wants to turn things around.

Let's hope we see better hockey coming up

for the rest of the season, folks.

LARRY: Hoo hoo. Man, we suck tonight.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, quiet, man. If you could stick handle...

[DARREN HUMMING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Who's that?

[CHATTERS]

Shh.

I have decided to discontinue the research,

and sell the chimp to another facility.

It had been my understanding

that Dr. Kendall was planning to send the chimpanzee

back to El Simian Nature Preserve.

I realize. However...

As Dean of Scientific Research

for this entire university,

it is my duty to make sure

this department stays on budget.

Jack has been sold

to the University of Tennessee research hospital.

Oh.

EINSTEEN: Isn't that where they're doing hepatitis testing?

Ow!

I'm not sure. It's only a rumor.

None of this information should leave this group.

DARREN: Hepatitis.

Hepatitis. Not good, Jack.

People can die from that, Jack.

[JACK CHATTERING]

What, Jack?

[CHATTERS]

Yes, this is very nice, Jack, but...

What?

Home?

You want to go home.

Okay.

[SNIFFS]

Yeah, lots of underwear is a good idea, Jack.

Okay.

Good idea, Jack.

Whoa!

ANNOUNCER: Attention all passengers

traveling on Amtrak train number 3-9.

Service from San Diego to Los Angeles,

San Francisco...

CLERK: Mm-hmm.

Yes. I'd like one ticket to El Simian, please.

ANNOUNCER: Now boarding on platform 6.

[WHISPERING]: Hang on, Jack, We're almost out of the station.

And you're doing a really good job.

And I'm really, really proud of you.

[JACK CHATTERS]

That's the third stop before San Francisco.

Don't miss it. Okay? Take Gate 3.

Thank you, Sir. Mm-hmm.

ANNOUNCER: This is the last boarding call

for service to Los Angeles, San Francisco,

Seattle, Vancouver,

and Nelson, Canada, on Platform 6.

[WHISPERING]: You okay, Jack?

[CHATTERS]

Ah. Okay. So when you get there,

give this to the taxi driver,

and he'll let you off at the preserve, okay?

Then you can see your mama again, Jack.

And don't forget to listen for El Simian.

Okay?

CONDUCTOR: Can I take your bag, Ma'am?

Here's a seat for you, Sir, right window.

All right, folks, I'll be back in a moment for your tickets.

Tickets, please.

Tickets.

Thank you.

Here. Have a good trip.

There you are.

Ticket, please.

[CLACKING]

CONDUCTOR: Just a second, folks. We're going through a tunnel.

Thank you very much.

Ticket, please.

Thank you.

Enjoying your trip?

DRUCKER: That was an obvious penalty, folks.

But don't expect much. This ref is a home-towner.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[CHEERING]

Aw, come on, ref.

[AIR HORN BLOWS]

Moose is dragged off the ice with only 30 seconds left.

It's Tigers 3, Nuggets 2,

and gettin' uglier by the minute, ladies and gentlemen.

These Tigers aren't tigers at all.

They are gorillas!

STEVEN: Hey, ref! Hey!

That's a penalty, right?

That was a clean hit.

You gotta be kidding me.

Get over it. Okay? They're the home team.

He's not callin' nothin' on 'em.

Look, this ain't high school hockey, okay?

Yeah, you're right about that.

He's gonna headhunt you on the faceoff.

Thanks.

[AIRHORN,TRAIN HORN BLOWS]

[JACK CHATTERS]

Come on, baby.

[MUTTERING]

FAN: Get him!

PLAYER: Go, take it!

PLAYER: You got the shot, man!

MAN IN CROWD: Egg him!

Egg him!

MAN IN CROWD: Oh, yeah!

REFEREE: Come on! Break it up now!

Come on! Hey!

[SNORING]

Unh.

[MUTTERING]

[KISSES]

[FANS SHOUTING]

Aw, ha ha.

You okay, Yankee boy?

Get him!

All right!

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

Number 4, you're outta here!

MARLOWE: Come on, guys, let's move it.

PLAYER: I could've taken that guy.

PLAYER: Attaboy, Steve.

[SIGHS]: I got tired of getting kicked around, all right? I'm sorry.

Tara, no one's gonna scout the worst junior "B" hockey team

in the history of the planet, all right?

It's just not gonna happen.

Yeah, I guess you're right, have faith.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Let's go.

[JACK SNORING]

El Simian.

El Simian stop.

[JACK SNORING]

[JACK SNORING]

[CLANGING]

[TRAIN HORN BLOWS]

CONDUCTOR: End of the line, folks. Everybody off.

We're in Nelson, B.C.

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

[WIND WHISTLES]

What?

Huh?

Hmmph.

[GRUNTS]

Hey, how was school today?

How many kids do you know

that can speak two languages and lip read, huh?

'Cause I know one girl who can, all right?

Give me a hug.

[WHIMPERS]

[ANIMAL HOWLS]

[TICKING]

[LIPS SMACKING]

Aah! [CHATTERS]

What's the matter? What happened?

Did you say a monkey in the woods?

Tara, this is Canada, all right?

There's no monkeys in the woods.

Maybe it was...

a beaver or something?

We're gonna be late for school. We gotta go.

[NO AUDIO]

You're saying that the chimp never arrived?

[GRUNTING]

Out...of my...way!

Where is that monkey? STUDENT: Whoa!

Where's the monkey?

Jack? Oh, uh, he's gone?

Who stole that chimp?

I don't know.

I'll find that chimp if it's the last thing I do!

Uhh! [SNICKERS]

Hmm!

[GRUNTING]

[TICKING]

Aah!

[JABBERING]

PLAYER: Go Nuggets!

PLAYER: Get lost!

PLAYER 2: He's pullin' down my pants, man.

Listen, bro!

What's up with you guys?

I mean, all you do is goof around,

and we get our butts kicked every game.

Do you like losing or something?

PLAYER: That's easy for you to say, man.

We don't have plans of touring the country

on a hockey scholarship.

LARRY: Yeah, wonder boy.

My next job's gonna be in Moose Jaw

pumping gas at my uncle's station.

Yeah, and I'll be on the farm in Speedy Creek tossing hay.

That's what happens when you're passed up by the scouts.

At least you could go out with a little bit of pride,

and not look like a bunch of losers. That's all I'm saying.

Hey, hey!

Hey, don't throw that at me.

Guys, I think the kid's got a point.

Aw, come on.

Whatever.

Shh.

Shh.

[KISSES]

[STEVEN SIGHS]

Hey.

Have you seen my math book?

[SIGHS]

Eh, no.

[CLOSES DOOR]

You haven't seen any monkeys again, have you?

[SPUTTERING]

No. How was practice?

Practice was fine.

[GRUNTING]

Listen, just tell me if you see anything, all right?

[JACK PANTING]

[SIGHS]

Shh.

[CHATTERS]

[ALARM BEEPING]

I'll get it.

Uhh.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[HUMMING]

[CHATTERS]

[STEVEN CONTINUES HUMMING]

[GRUNTS]

[HUMMING]

[URINATING]

[STOPS URINATING]

Up and down. Through.

[SNIFFS]

Hey.

[SIGHS]

Jack.

The monkey...

you saw in the woods.

I wanted to surprise everybody.

Tara, it's not a good idea.

I mean, Mom's not gonna let you keep him.

I guess we can take him with us today,

but we can't keep the secret much longer.

I mean, look at him.

[SIGHS]: Go get dressed, all right?

Honey, have you seen my glasses?

[JACK CHATTERING]

What?

These?

[SCREECHING]

[MARK HUMMING]

[GROANING]

Okay, okay. Fine.

STEVEN: Let's go.

MARK: There they are.

Thanks, kids.

Okay.

Trying to teach a chimp to skate.

Like that's gonna happen.

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ With your Hand in mine ♪

♪ I'm hopin' It'll never end ♪

♪ I feel so happy ♪

♪ And it blows my mind ♪

♪ That we can be the Best of friends ♪

♪ I can feel it everywhere ♪

♪ Somethin' magic In the air ♪

♪ It's in the way You make me smile ♪

♪ The way that you move me ♪

♪Like we're Laughin' out loud ♪

♪ In a silent movie ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ When the beat starts Happenin' ♪

♪ To an old-time song ♪

♪ A certain magic Fills the air ♪

♪ Your feet start tappin', And before too long ♪

♪ You're makin' moves Like Fred Astaire ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ Somethin' magic In the air ♪

♪ It's in the way You make me smile ♪

♪ The way that you Move me ♪

♪ Like we're laughin' Out loud ♪

♪ In a silent movie ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ It feels like magic ♪

[NO AUDIO]: Wow.

Nice shot. With practice, you'll actually hit the net.

I want to assure you that we here at the university

are dedicated to getting back Jack...Jack back.

REPORTER: Is it true that many of the alumni

have threatened to withhold their donations this year

until Jack is found unharmed?

I...Well...

No comment.

Huh.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

♪ Hello ♪

Hello. Mrs. Westover?

Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you.

We're early. Uh, just an hour.

Oh. Ha ha ha ha!

Thank you so much for allowing

the use of your house for the meeting today.

Well, usually Rosemary has the meeting at her house,

but, you know, heh,

since she's in the middle of refurbishing her sofa...

Oh, you've got a little coffee stain on your shirt.

Oh, come on in. Hi.

Hi. Welcome. Come on in.

Hi. Come on in. Welcome.

Hi. Yeah. Come on in.

Ay.

Okay.

You stay here. Be good.

[CHATTERS]

[LADIES TALKING] [CLINKING]

If I could have everyone's attention, please,

as we bring our meeting to order.

Now, uh, the first item on our agenda is dog stuff.

Now, it has been brought to my attention

that some of our neighbors have experienced...

Well, let's just call them "incidences"

on their front lawns.

[CHATTERING]

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

I thought Tara had left.

WOMAN: And health considerations.

And perhaps most important--

Uh, would you please excuse me for a moment?

I have to refill the tray.

WOMAN: Ah, yes, of course.

[WOMAN SPEAKING]

WOMAN: ...Taking the garbage out

in his galoshes, thank heavens,

and he stepped in doggy poo-poo of unknown origin,

which he then proceeded to get all over my new carpet!

Oh! Oh!

[WOMEN GASP]

Uh, Linda, it's your turn. Thank you.

WOMAN: Very interesting. Different.

WOMAN: And it goes well with... the biscuits.

Aah!

Oh, my! What happened?

She's had a heart attack.

Get some smelling salts.

Marge, do something.

What kind of tea did you make?

[CHATTERS]

DRUCKER: Hello again, everybody.

This is Willy Drucker, the Voice of the Nuggets,

coming to you live from the Nelson arena.

Tonight the Nuggets go head to head

against the Kamloops Buccaneers.

[PLAYING ORGAN]

[FANS UNENTHUSIATIC]: Charge.

[PLAYS MELODY]

LARRY: Good shot, Stevie!

Get him, Moose! Pantywaist.

[PLAYER]: Cross ice!

[ROARS]

Cover your man! Cover your man!

MARLOWE: All right, Moose! Yeah, that's it!

I'm over the line!

Stay on him, guys. Stay on him.

Let's go! Let's go!

Shoot it, Stevie!

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Bill. [WHIMPERS]

You keep your fingers crossed.

Maybe we're gonna win one tonight. Okay? Ha, ha.

Oh. Uh, hey.

MARLOWE: Okay, boys, let's go!

Let's hustle!

Way to hustle, men! Way to hustle!

Yeah! You're playing like you wanna win.

Moose, be physical.

That's what I've been trying to teach you, pal.

That's right. We stand a chance.

We may actually win this game.

Come on.

You didn't put anything in the, uh, water, did you?

Like caffeine or something?

No way.

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

Yeah!

Way to put it away!

[FANS CHEERING]

Uh, uh.

Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

Glove. Blocker. Somebody help me.

Magoo, it's in the corner!

Thanks, Moose!

Aah!

This corner?

Okay, there it is.

[CHATTERS]

MAN: Get up, you wuss!

DRUCKER: The Bucc player takes possession.

See here. He scores!

The teams are knotted at 2 apiece.

♪ When I'm done ♪

♪ With my preparations ♪

♪ Just the sight of me Will start a celebration ♪

♪ I look good ♪

♪ I feel so right ♪

♪ And my threads are clean And outta sight ♪

MAN: Come on, Westover!

Come on, guys! Dig, dig, dig, dig! Let's go!

♪ Coolest lookin' Dude on ice ♪

♪ Oh they're gonna die When they see me ♪

♪ I'm cool baby ♪

♪ The coolest lookin' Dude on ice ♪

♪ Oh baby ♪

♪ Get a load of me ♪

[CHATTERING]

PLAYER: Get in front of him!

♪ I've been a bad bad boy ♪

♪ I've been a Bad bad boy ♪

♪ I've been a bad bad boy ♪

♪ All through the night ♪

♪ All through the day ♪

[CHATTERING]

WOMAN: Come on, guys! Defense!

Come on! Come on!

[SIGHS]

Hey, move up to the line!

DRUCKER: Looks like Ripchimpski is back.

Wait a minute. That can't be. He's on the bench.

Whoever he is, he's just intercepted a pass,

and he is flying down the wing!

Wow. That new guy is fast.

He's so little.

I think he's from California too.

DRUCKER: The little guy winds up.

A blistering shot! He scores!

Yeah!

That was sweet!

What was that?

Who was that?

Holy Toledo, that guy's good.

[CHATTERING]

Wait a minute.

It's a monkey!

[FANS LAUGH]

DRUCKER: It looks like Coach Marlowe

is up to his old tricks again.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

Ineligible player. No goal!

[CROWD BOOING]

Sorry about that, Coach. It'll never happen again.

Well, that's too bad. He looked like a keeper.

[SIGHS]

Hey, Mom. MARK: Hi, honey.

How was your, uh, meeting?

Oh, great. Until one of the ladies decided

that she saw a monkey outside the window.

Hey...where's Tara?

Oh, um... Uh, ahem.

Mom, Tara has something that she wants to show you.

[GASPS]

Oh, my goodness.

Ohh...

SUSIE: Well, thank you for looking.

Bye-bye.

[BEEP]

Nobody seems to be missing a chimp.

All the chimps at the zoo seem to be accounted for.

Let me tell you what I predict.

I predict that if you do this,

you'll have so many people comin' to the games,

you won't have enough seats to put 'em all in.

Well, wait a minute, now. Technically, he's a chimp.

But-but they say that the chimp

is our closest relative.

You may have a point there.

It's just like your sister Mavis joinin' the team.

Well, that may not be the best example,

but, uh, I know what you mean. Yeah.

Think of all the increased revenue, Harry.

MARLOWE: Come on, let me lay my cards on the table here.

We all know you've been losing money

for years on these teams. Okay?

We know you got a profit-sharing plan.

So if this works out,

it's not just the Nuggets who cash in.

You're all gonna make some bucks. Think about it.

Yeah, Harry.

Then I could be buying that Nintendo set

my son's been on about all year.

Uh, I say we vote yes.

I think the coach has a relevant thing here, eh?

I mean, at least we'll win at the box office.

Well, all those in favor, say "eh"!

ALL: Eh!

Ho, ho. You are not gonna regret this, believe me.

You will not regret this.

Yes! Yeah.

[WHISTLING]

For those of you who haven't noticed,

our hairy little cousin

has been invited to join the team.

Oh, I thought you were talking about my cousin Ernest.

PETER: Are we gonna have, like, monkey bars in here and stuff?

No. As of last night,

the board has officially amended the rules

so that Jack here can now be part of the Nuggets.

What? You mean to tell me we got a monkey on our team?

With the help of this chimp, not a monkey, a chimpanzee,

we may have a championship season, guys.

Um...Heh.

Don't you mean a chimpionship, Sir?

[LAUGHTER]

Coach...Are we on Candid Camera, here?

[CHUCKLING]

BOY: Oh, you got to be kidding me.

[SIGHS]

Holy chimp.

Man.

Look at him skate. He's a bullet.

Excuse me, are you guys waitin' for an invitation

to go practice? Get out on the ice. Let's go.

MAGOO: Okay, guys, give me your best shot.

Let's see what you're made of. Come on.

Guys, you've gotta try and hit the net.

I need some practice here.

Huh?

Finally.

Huhh!

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

[LAUGHTER]

[CHATTERING]

DRUCKER: Hello again, hockey fans.

Willy Drucker here

with another illustrious Golden Nuggets game.

[PLAYING ORGAN]

[LAUGHS]

Here we go, souvenir peanuts.

DRUCKER: The hard-hitting Vernon Vikings

have entered the arena.

If they win this game,

they clinch a spot

for themselves in the playoffs,

and if the Golden Nuggets lose,

they have absolutely no chance

of making the playoffs.

[TRUMPETER PLAYS FANFARE]

Wait a minute.

The monkey is back.

Oh, the crowd is going bananas.

[LAUGHTER]

[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

Don't worry, Jack, all right?

They're all cheering for you.

[CHATTERS]

[ORGANIST PLAYS MELODY]

CROWD: Charge!

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

Jack! Come on, Jack!

Yeah! Whoo!

[LAUGHS]

Whoo.

[CHATTERS]

STOSH: Good job, Jack.

Yeah!

MARLOWE: Come on, guys, let's go. Change it up.

Hustle, hustle, hustle.

Harold...you got to cover that chimp.

DRUCKER: Uh-oh. The Vikings have sent out

Harold Ludwig, their tough defense man, to cover Jack.

Grr! [CHATTERS]

Huh?

[GASPS] [BLOWS WHISTLE]

Argh!

[LAUGHS]

Where is he?

Where is he, guys? Where'd he go?

DRUCKER: Oh, and check it out, folks.

Jack is making a monkey

out of the Viking defense man.

What's the matter, Harold? You can't cover your player, eh?

Come on, now. Get out of here.

All right. [LAUGHS]

REFEREE: Aw, you're a hoser.

Huh?

Ahh. [REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

[CHATTERS]

BOTH: Whoa! Whoa!

[BOTH IMITATING CHIMPS]

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

Yeah!

Aah!

I always said these guys were winners.

CROWD: Whoa! Ohh!

Heh heh heh!

Ha ha ha ha!

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

DRUCKER: Well, folks, that's it.

The Nuggets have their first victory of the season.

Uhh! Ha ha ha ha!

All right!

All right! Way to play, way to hustle.

We finally won one.

I knew we could do it. Way to go.

Way to go, gentlemen, way to go.

And, hey, way to play, chimp.

And-and you too, guys.

You were good.

Now, don't worry, Tara. You'll do just fine.

What if they make fun of me?

They won't.

Go on.

Bye.

His name is Jack.

He speaks with his hands,

but not in American sign language like me.

[KISSES]

[LAUGHTER]

His favorite foods are bananas, raisins, and...

Oh. Jube-jubes.

[LAUGHTER]

STEVEN: You ready, Magoo?

I'm going to go top right, all right?

Yeah, I'm ready. Just shoot.

Okay, give me a good shot. Come on.

On the right, on the left, on the right.

On the--

Scored.

Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

You can't see, can you?

Of course I can see.

I didn't shoot the puck, Magoo.

Well...

I can see the big things.

Magoo, you're a goalie.

Come on, I got an idea.

Let's go.

Lights out.

Hmm?

Will Jack be able to stay with us forever?

No, we can't keep Jack forever.

I'm sure Jack has a family of his own somewhere.

But we can keep Jack for now.

Oh, come here, baby.

Kiss.

[KISSES]

WOMAN: Alice, for heaven's sake.

You're never going to get that up there.

Here, Jack.

CROWD: Oh!

Hey, Bart, ka-ching, ka-ching.

[BOTH IMITATE CHIMPS]

Thank you, Sir.

Nice save. Thanks, man.

Good job.

[ALL CHANTING]: Magoo! Magoo!

Ha ha ha!

There you go, buddy.

[CHATTERS]

[LAUGHS]

[STUDENTS LAUGH]

[STUDENTS LAUGH]

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE] Yeah!

[HONKS HORN]

[IMITATES CHIMP]

And another win for the Nuggets.

Now they're just one game away

from going all the way to the Harvest Cup,

and that's going to be tough because they're up against

their old archrivals the Kitimat Tigers.

DRUCKER: Stosh comes up the wing.

Oh! He's clotheslined by the Tiger bench.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Ha ha ha ha!

DRUCKER: It's 2 all with less than 14 seconds left.

It looks like we'll be going into overtime.

MAN: Come on, Jack, shoot!

Whoa!

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

No goal.

[CROWD BOOS]

Get a pair of glasses, ref!

What's up?

That ref is really something.

Check the net? Tara, Jack missed.

Fine.

DRUCKER: Hold on.

It appears that the Golden Nuggets Captain

has asked the referee to check the net

for a hole.

It's a goal!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

DRUCKER: The Nuggets are going all the way

to the Harvest Cup.

[FLASHBULB POPS]

I understand, Sir.

The alumni will not provide funds...

REPORTER: And now for today's play of the day.

Unless Jack is safely returned.

REPORTER: Nelson, B.C. is going ape

over their newest hockey hero Jack,

a young chimpanzee.

His blistering slap shot

has helped turn around a 40 game losing streak,

leading them to win the Junior "B" Championship.

With the championship feather in his cap...

[STAMMERS]

Oh, Dr. Peabody!

I'll have the chimp back within 48 hours!

Get me Einst- get me Einsteen!

Einsteen! Get me Einsteen!

MAID: Oh, yes! Oh!

[JACK WHIMPERS]

STEVEN: Pete?

Whoa, check out the size of that building.

Holy...

How about this one?

BOY: Whoo! Whoa.

BOY: Whoo-hoo!

Man, Toto, we sure ain't in Kansas anymore.

Well, boys, this is it.

It's the big time.

This is my 15 minutes of fame.

Ha ha! This place rocks.

Oh, man.

I got to take a seat.

[INHALES]

I love the smell of Zamboni fumes in the morning.

[SNIFFS]

Thank you, folks, section 23,

right on through.

Welcome to Harvest Cup.

Section 117.

Thanks.

Come on, sweetie.

Welcome, hockey fans.

We're broadcasting live

from G.M. Place in Vancouver.

This is the final of the Harvest Cup

between the Nelson Golden Nuggets,

and the Calgary Polar Bears.

MARLOWE: Last one out is a monkey's uncle.

DRUCKER: And who would've thought, Don,

that the Nelson Golden Nuggets would be here,

all the way to the Harvest Cup,

after the string of losses

that they suffered earlier in the season?

This is a Cinderella story

like few we've ever seen.

But I'll tell you,

these Nuggets might lose a hold

of that brass ring they've got tonight,

because they're up against

the toughest junior "A" team in the country,

the Calgary Polar Bears.

And, as usual,

the stands are full of scouts tonight,

as they look at the finest display of talent

in western Canada.

[CHITTERING]

Don't worry, Jack.

It's just another game, all right?

Just play hard.

Ohh!

Unh! Ohh!

Uh-oh.

FAN: Knock him down, Moose!

Yeah! Good shot! Yeah!

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

DON: Boy, oh, boy, it's one to nothing

for the Polar Bears

before the first whistle,

and your Nuggets are reeling already.

I wouldn't count the Nuggets out yet, Don.

Remember, it's not over until it's over.

You're not going anywhere!

Ahh! Uhh! I'm hurt!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Whoo! Magoo is in the house.

DON: The edge in play here has to go to the Polar Bears.

The Nuggets haven't mustered any offense at all.

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[GASPS]

Uhh. Uhh.

Hey, kid, have you seen this chimp?

PEABODY: Where is the Golden Nuggets' locker room?

Oh.

Wait.

Come back here!

Hey, Tara.

Hey, Steven.

Hey, what's up?

Some guys want to take Jack?

MARLOWE: What's going on?

STEVEN: Some guy wants to take Jack.

PEABODY: There she is!

Dr. Peabody, Pueblo University.

Hi. I'm Coach Marlowe.

You're not thinking of taking

our star player, now, are you?

Because that would really throw a monkey wrench

into something that these big, strapping,

strong young hockey players

have worked a long time for.

PEABODY: We have a court order,

and we're not leaving without that chimp.

MARLOWE: Is that a fact? Huh.

This area, by the way, is only for hockey players,

which you are not. So, uh...

Unless you're going to put on some skates,

you'll have to excuse me.

Have a nice day. Toodles.

PEABODY: I want back Jack! Damn!

[MUSIC PLAYS OVER P.A.]

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

PLAYER: Get him, get him!

PLAYER: Moose, give it to Stosh.

Come on, you guys!

Okay, okay. Unh! Aah!

STOSH: Steven! Steve, up the middle!

Ooh! Ow!

Unh! Aah! No!

DRUCKER: Holy cow!

What a blistering piece of rubber.

Excuse me.

[MUSIC PLAYS OVER P.A.]

So, what are we going to do now?

Get him at the end of the game,

before he leaves the ice.

All the exits are covered.

Hey, what's up?

Ah, there they are.

What'd they say?

End of the game, huh? Thanks.

PLAYER: Get in front of him!

DON: Well, I never would've imagined it,

but this has got to be the hardest fought contest

for the Harvest Cup

we've seen in a long time, Willy.

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

Hey, what's up?

What's this?

This is where Jack's from?

Hmm.

Ahh.

PLAYER: Got some ice?

Jack...

I-I know they're taking you away

at the end of the game.

I-I was knitting this hat for you.

You know, it's not quite done yet,

but I wanted you to have it.

I'm sure going to miss you, Jack.

Hey, Coach. Yeah?

I guess you know

that I've been healthy for months.

Yeah, I knew that, Pete.

You know, it takes a man to admit that.

Man, I sure love playing...

maybe even as much as Jack.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just one second.

Hey, you want to stop blaming yourself?

They've got a court order to take Jack,

and there is nothing you can do about it, okay?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Hey, Coach, I've got an idea to save Jack.

[WHISPERING]

Hmm?

Hello?

Hi. This is Steven Westover.

I'm calling about a chimpanzee.

Jack. Yeah, that's it. Perfect.

I don't believe it.

Right wing and Golden Nuggets' top scorer

Steve Westover

is out with an injury,

and he's being replaced by Team Captain

Pete Ripchimpski,

who's also returning from an injury.

DON: Well, that's a real shame,

because Westover played well in that second period,

and had a couple of great scoring chances.

Jack's going to have to step forward,

and pick up his pace now that Westover's gone.

Hey, good to see you back on skates, Ripchimpski.

Good to be back, Coach.

What are you standing around for?

Go score me some goals. Let's go.

Go get 'em, Pete! Yeah! Let's do it!

Yeah.

CROWD: Go, Nuggets, go!

Go, Nuggets, go!

Sir, can you put the radio on

to the hockey game...

if possible?

Mm-hmm. Thanks.

DRUCKER: Bodies flying everywhere!

PLAYER: Get in front of him!

Get him, get him! Ohh!

PLAYER: Skate, skate, skate, skate, skate!

Ohh!

PLAYER: Screen him! Screen him!

DON: That save was beautiful!

DRUCKER: That puck was signed, sealed,

and delivered top shelf, glove side.

Two minutes and 30 seconds to go.

And it's a tie game.

It's anybody's game.

Come on. Let's get ready.

DON: The Nuggets managed just two shots

on that power play.

This game's starting to open up a bit.

PLAYER: Get it out!

PLAYER: Hold on! Hold on!

PLAYER: Go to the net!

Uhh.

[REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE]

DRUCKER: It's in! It's a goal!

Yes!

Yeah!

Whoo! We won!

[HONKS HORN]

We won!

You hear that? We won.

We won the Harvest Cup.

Isn't that awesome?

Yeah!

Whoo! Oh!

[GIGGLES]

Ha, ha!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

[SHOUTING]

Whoa!

PEABODY: I am Dr. Heinrich Peabody,

and I have a court order

to take this monkey

back to the Pueblo University.

Now, who are you calling a monkey?

It's a girl.

PLAYER: Duh.

PLAYER: Great. Ha ha!

[PLAYERS LAUGH]

[AIRHORN BLOWS]

PLAYER: See ya.

PLAYER: April fools.

PLAYER: All right, guys!

Thank you. Have a nice flight.

Hey.

Well, this is it.

You're on your way home...

Where you belong,

with your family.

Tara asked me to give you these.

WOMAN: Final boarding call.

That's you. Gotta go now.

We'll see you later, okay?

Thank you.

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

[ALL SHOUTING]

PLAYER: Nuggets! Nuggets! Nuggets!

How are you?

[LAUGHS]

[PLAYERS YELLING]

PLAYER: Whoo!

How's Jack?

He's on his way.

You okay? I'm fine.

LARRY: Did you hear?

Magoo got signed by the foreign team for the Mighty Ducks.

That's awesome.

MARK: Where's,

where's Jack?

Oh. He's on his way home.

PLAYER: Whoo-hoo!

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

[GRUNTING]

♪ The sky's the limit Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ So long Bye-bye ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ So long ♪

♪ Bye bye bye Bye bye bye ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

MARLOWE: Westover.

Come on, they can take your picture later.

Come on over here. There's someone I want you to meet.

This is Sam Richards, a good old friend of mine.

Steven Westover. Nice to meet you.

Just wanted to invite you to join the team this fall.

MARLOWE: Yeah. He coaches a team in Vancouver, WHL.

Now, it's a big commitment.

You may want to discuss this with your folks.

Yeah, yeah.

I've already thought about it.

That's awesome. I'll be there.

Yeah. All right.

You call me. Yeah, I will.

All right, man. Way to go.

[PLAYER SHOUTS]

Say, the Junior "B" team?

[TARA LAUGHS]

[TARA LAUGHS]

[SCREECHES]

Jack!

Buddy, where you been?

What took you so long?

[SCREECHING]

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ With your Hand in mine ♪

♪ I'm hopin' It'll never end ♪

♪ I feel so happy ♪

♪ And it blows my mind ♪

♪ That we can be The best of friends ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ Somethin' magic In the air ♪

♪ It's in the way You make me smile ♪

♪ The way That you move me ♪

♪ Like we're Laughin' out loud ♪

♪ In a silent movie ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ When the beat Starts happenin' ♪

♪ To an old time song ♪

♪ A certain magic Fills the air ♪

♪ Your feet start tappin', And before too long ♪

♪ You're makin' moves Like Fred Astaire ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ Somethin' magic In the air ♪

♪ It's in the way You make me smile ♪

♪ The way That you move me ♪

♪ Like we're Laughin' out loud ♪

♪ In a silent movie ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ Somethin' magic In the air ♪

♪ It's in the way You make me smile ♪

♪ The way That you move me ♪

♪ Like we're Laughin' out loud ♪

♪ In a silent movie ♪

♪ I can feel it Everywhere ♪

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ Feels like magic ♪

♪ It feels like magic ♪

♪ Feels like magic ♪

♪ Clear sailin' from now on ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ So long Bye-bye ♪

♪ Bye-bye So long ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ So long ♪

♪ Bye bye bye Bye bye bye ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ Bye bye bye bye ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ Hey Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ Bye bye Bye bye bye ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ So long ♪

♪ Clear sailin' From now on ♪

♪ The sky's the limit ♪

♪ Bye-bye so long ♪