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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:04,440 (MultiCom Jingle) 2 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:24,300 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,990 (engine purring) 4 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,840 (tires squealing) 5 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:57,620 (tires squealing) 6 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,510 (tires squealing) 7 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:21,810 - This one. 8 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:22,910 Wrong door. 9 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:23,750 Cynthia. 10 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,750 Cut, stop. 11 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:33,840 Cynthia, I told you... 12 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,830 - Why'd you do this to me? 13 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:35,700 - I told you the right... 14 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,840 - [Cynthia] How could you do this to me? 15 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,040 - Cyhthie, I told you that's the door. 16 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,350 - It's enough. 17 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,760 I can't take this anymore. 18 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,760 - Yeah, did we get the mark? 19 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,710 Did you even get the first part? 20 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:45,890 - At first, I fly business instead of first, 21 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:48,980 then you put up in a rat hole, and then this. 22 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,710 - [Jake] Cynthia, baby. 23 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,740 - I almost fell out of the car. 24 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,740 Of course, I'm a professional, so I kept going, 25 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:59,320 but to fall through a goddamn door, 26 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,160 straight into the arms of a perv. 27 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:02,990 - Peter's trying to catch you. 28 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:03,830 He's not a perv. 29 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:05,940 - He grabbed my ass. 30 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:09,100 So, you can all kiss it now. 31 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,230 I'm done. 32 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,060 - Cynthia. 33 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:12,520 Baby, please! 34 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,330 Please do not do this to me. 35 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,860 The movie. 36 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:19,530 - This, this is never ever gonna be a movie. 37 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,340 - Cynthia, please. 38 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:31,180 (dramatic music) 39 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:21,870 (speaking in foreign language) 40 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,480 - [Mark] Speak English. 41 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,090 We all agreed that speaking English 42 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:27,610 will attract more international clients. 43 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:29,840 Come on, say it in English. 44 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,220 - [Richie] Dude, our crib is in the crapper. 45 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:34,390 - [Mark] Very funny, dude. 46 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,090 - [Reporter] And in other news, 47 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:57,170 Jake Griffin is shooting his new movie 48 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,920 in a studio outside Budapest, Hungary. 49 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,380 The teen idol is directing and producing. 50 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,270 It is rumored that Cynthia Star 51 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:05,710 has pulled out of the production 52 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:07,730 and has already left the country. 53 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:10,330 Apparently, the two have also ended their romance. 54 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:12,730 - [Man] What a mess. 55 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,400 (phone ringing) 56 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,470 - [Man] English. 57 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,310 - Betty speaking. 58 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:24,470 How may I help you? 59 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:25,300 Oh. 60 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:28,050 Some Russian guy. 61 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:28,880 - Hello? 62 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,270 I don't know what to tell you. 63 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,850 (laughing) 64 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:38,680 - Buddy. 65 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:40,910 Buddy. 66 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:42,160 - [Buddy] Yeah? 67 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,960 - [Man] For us, nothing is impossible. 68 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:48,800 Done. 69 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:53,100 - [Buddy] Hi guys. 70 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,430 - Nice of you to show up. 71 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:57,430 - Hello, took the Volks for a spin. 72 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:01,360 - Checkmate. 73 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,090 - Time to face the facts. 74 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:06,320 If you don't get a big job soon, we are done. 75 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,240 - Yes, and we can shut this company down. 76 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,080 How about something creative 77 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,730 instead of just giving up? 78 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,440 - We are not just another dating agency. 79 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,590 We are legendary. 80 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,150 (laughing) 81 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,330 - All right, you legend. 82 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:23,500 Pay the bills. 83 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,510 - Hey, hey hey, guys. 84 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:27,340 Guys, wait. 85 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:29,000 Wait. 86 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,320 Listen, I have the solution to save the company. 87 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,900 We start an online dating site. 88 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,460 I planned everything. 89 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:39,300 - What is he talking about? 90 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,180 - I have no idea. 91 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:42,620 - Hey, I've been up all night, 92 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,870 and already started a marketing campaign. 93 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:47,470 I sent e-mails to potential clients in Russia. 94 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:48,300 Whoa whoa, wait. 95 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,130 And China. 96 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,700 - Buddy, Buddy, you are a true genius. 97 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:51,530 - Really? 98 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,510 - You, you are a true genius. 99 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:55,060 - That's us. 100 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:58,220 - Our boss would like a word with you. 101 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,490 - Where we goin'? 102 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:06,800 - Hey Buddy, those e-mails, 103 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,550 who exactly did you send them to? 104 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,480 (dramatic music) 105 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:05,100 - First we tried to contact you over the phone. 106 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:08,720 But I thought then... 107 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,210 It would be better 108 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:18,030 if we met in person right away. 109 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:20,400 Hmm? 110 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:26,130 Good health, gentlemen. 111 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,160 - Yeah, this is a misunderstanding. 112 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,730 You were not supposed to get this e-mail. 113 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:45,560 It's... 114 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:48,420 (speaking foreign language) 115 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:49,260 Mistake. 116 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:51,280 - Yes, it was. 117 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:54,520 I'm terribly sorry, 118 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,050 but we are extremely busy at the moment, 119 00:07:57,050 --> 00:08:00,030 so we can't take any new assignments. 120 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:02,240 - Oh, I'm so pleased to hear that, 121 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,750 because I thought that your agency 122 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,840 suffering heavily from the recession, 123 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:12,530 and I understand they're close to bankruptcy. 124 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,890 Let's get down to business. 125 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,750 So, I want you to get this guy 126 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,740 in love with this young lady. 127 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,280 He's an American actor, his name is Jake Griffin. 128 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,370 - Jake Griffin? 129 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,640 That's not gonna happen, man. 130 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,990 - I thought nothing was impossible for you people 131 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:33,990 at SOS Love. 132 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:39,790 - That's exactly why we don't accept everything. 133 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:40,770 - Yeah. 134 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,400 - Just so that you understand, 135 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,480 my sister is a nice girl, 136 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:50,030 but ever since our parents died 137 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,530 she became a different person. 138 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,290 She stopped everything she once loved doing, 139 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:59,540 she sits at home, no friends, no dates, 140 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:04,200 but she's absolutely crazy about this guy. 141 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:09,200 So, I thought maybe he can snap her out of it. 142 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,630 Okay, if you succeed, 143 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:18,230 I'll pay you one million dollars in cash. 144 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,880 - Let's make it two. 145 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,080 (laughing) 146 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:35,080 - No, we'll make it one, under the circumstances, 147 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,490 and I believe my offer cannot be refused. 148 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,470 - Sorry, is that 3D? 149 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,390 Can I... 150 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:46,750 - Yeah, of course. 151 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,750 - Thank you. 152 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,650 - I believe we have a deal. 153 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,410 These are your tickets, 154 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:56,370 you're flying to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. 155 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,200 - Tomorrow? 156 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,030 - Cool! 157 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,980 I've never been to L.A. before, 158 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:02,880 even though my aunt lives there. 159 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:03,990 - I apologize. 160 00:10:03,990 --> 00:10:05,350 - Never mind. 161 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:08,520 You have one week to get everything ready 162 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,040 before I send my sister over. 163 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,510 Here's some information about her. 164 00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:17,470 You have to use some kind of cover story, 165 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:21,880 because she cannot have any idea about our business. 166 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,810 That is understood? 167 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,390 - [Richie] Mmm-hmm. 168 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,360 - Okay. 169 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:35,070 This is 100,000 dollars in small bills. 170 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,710 Hey. 171 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:41,210 Leave the money in the backpack. 172 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:43,640 The titanium net will stop it 173 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,050 from showing up on the scans. 174 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,170 You do understanding that if something goes wrong, 175 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,580 or you fail... 176 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:57,330 (dramatic music) 177 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,340 - Ooh, ooh sorry. 178 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,300 I gotta go. 179 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,310 - Hey, hey, where you goin'? 180 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,690 - Where do you think? 181 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:25,110 - Buddy, don't get lost. 182 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:27,560 - Relax, I'm a big boy. 183 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,750 - Hey Buddy. 184 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,580 - What? 185 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,440 - We'll wait here. 186 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,440 - Thank you. 187 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,610 - Okay, I got a plan. 188 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,610 - Always wash before. 189 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,600 - Why you guys were sleeping 190 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,850 I read info about Zoya and Jake. 191 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,920 They have something in common. 192 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,740 They're both into saving the environment. 193 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:01,080 You know, let's save the whales and the rain forest. 194 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,170 - Rain forest? 195 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,210 Really? 196 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:04,830 - That's exactly what we can use. 197 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:08,250 We just have to find the right cause. 198 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,000 (dramatic music) 199 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,300 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 200 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,370 - We do it Hollywood style. 201 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:33,690 Set up a foundation, rent a few rooms 202 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,270 in an expensive hotel, 203 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:37,150 then we organize a private party 204 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,010 where we invite our star and the girl. 205 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,330 Smooth music, caviar, champaign, 206 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,630 then we collect donations 207 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,460 and get the kids to fall for each other 208 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:50,040 while supporting a noble cause. 209 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,250 - That's a great plan. 210 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,330 - I feel much better. 211 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,560 Everything is all right. 212 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,490 - [Child's Voice] If you're happy and you know it, 213 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:00,250 clap your hands. 214 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:04,480 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 215 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:08,570 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 216 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:12,260 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 217 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:13,470 If you're happy and you know it, 218 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,310 and you really wanna show it, 219 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:19,420 if you're happy and you know it clap your hands. 220 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,420 - Luckily, we live in the age of ATMs, 221 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,840 so get them credit cards out 222 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,340 and let's do this. 223 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,180 - [Man In Pink Shirt] Don't have to do nothing. 224 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,180 I only have some change. 225 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:33,700 - Oh. 226 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,720 Well, there goes the five-star hotel, 227 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,390 and the fancy rain forest party. 228 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,870 So, what's plan B? 229 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,770 (upbeat music) 230 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,450 Is this really where this grandma lives? 231 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:04,030 (horn beeping) 232 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,430 - Like my brother. 233 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,290 Who are you, my sweetie? 234 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,130 - Me? 235 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,680 Your brother's son, Buddy. 236 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,970 Don't you remember? 237 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:20,130 - Buddy. 238 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:20,970 - [Buddy] Yeah. 239 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,050 - Oh. 240 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:24,220 Come on, come in, come in. 241 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,370 Come in. 242 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,480 So, the kitchen is to the left, 243 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,740 guest room over there to the right. 244 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,740 My grandma used to say that unexpected guests 245 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,290 are a fate worse than rape. 246 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,280 Although, I'm sure she wasn't speaking about 247 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,030 lovely boys like you. 248 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:52,480 Okay, my dears, why don't you make yourselves at home 249 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,040 and sleep off your jet lag, 250 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,720 and then I'll meet you tomorrow morning at breakfast. 251 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,380 Of course, there's no hurry, because I have a hot date. 252 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,620 I'm going dancing. 253 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:03,460 Okay. 254 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,250 (purring) 255 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,780 (laughs) 256 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,450 All right, toodle loo, have fun. 257 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,880 - Good morning. 258 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,730 - Oh, good morning, my darling. 259 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,960 So glad you survived the night. 260 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,550 Glad to see you're still breathing. 261 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,190 I was afraid you'd suffocate. 262 00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,050 Your AC was off and I tried to come in to fix it, 263 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,630 but somehow the door got stuck. 264 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:43,060 No worries, I'll have my boyfriend look into it. 265 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,950 He's great with his hands, 266 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,610 if you know what I mean. 267 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,310 Oh, let's not stand here chatting. 268 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,150 You must be starving. 269 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,540 Come, eat. 270 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,290 - [Richie] Thank you. 271 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,740 - I'm gonna go to the office. 272 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,970 I've left you an address on the refrigerator, 273 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,360 and I'm gonna even draw you a little map so you can find it. 274 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,960 Beverly Hills. 275 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,420 Come have lunch with me. 276 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:06,380 - Even if we all can't make it, 277 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,460 I'll make sure that Mark's gonna be there. 278 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,240 (laughing) 279 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,650 - That'd be great. 280 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,660 Bye. 281 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:14,500 - [Richie] Bye. 282 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,330 - [Mark] Bye. 283 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,000 - [Mimi] Have a great day. 284 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,810 - What's wrong, darling? 285 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,890 Come on, she's a serious cougar, man. 286 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:27,940 - Buddy. 287 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,670 Tell me. 288 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,360 Where did you get this sex obsessed chick from? 289 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,810 - She's my dad's younger sister. 290 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:39,310 She came to America when she was about 17. 291 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:43,960 She ended up marrying some old rich guy, 292 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,960 and left her this house and the business. 293 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,670 - What kind of business would that be? 294 00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,410 I mean, by the way she looks and dresses and acts, 295 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,870 she probably runs an escort service, right? 296 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,250 - I recall my Mom saying 297 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,750 that Mimi always perform best on her back. 298 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,640 - Okay, we still have a chance. 299 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,270 Just have to change plans. 300 00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:07,020 Since we can't do the party, 301 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,090 we have to get Jake some other way. 302 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:12,130 I would say we start with his agent. 303 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,800 His address is here. 304 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:18,250 - I'll get Jake's personal address. 305 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,640 - How? 306 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,370 - I know a stunt guy who worked on his movie in Hungary. 307 00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:25,320 - Okay, we'll take a look at both places today. 308 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,590 - Hey guys, guys. 309 00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:27,870 Wait. 310 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,130 I need to change. 311 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,860 - Just keep our place warm by the pool. 312 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,540 - Yeah, but don't piss in it, dumb shit. 313 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,860 - [Buddy] Hey guys. 314 00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:35,900 Guys! 315 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,490 (upbeat music) 316 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,140 - This is the one. 317 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,190 Thank you. 318 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,850 - Hey, how you doin'? 319 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,300 Let's go. 320 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,400 - Hey, where do you think you're going? 321 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,190 - To the agent's office. 322 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,490 Why did you make me walk a damn marathon 323 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,430 to take a picture of the building, huh? 324 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,320 - You can't get through without an appointment. 325 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,630 Jesus. 326 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:26,910 We are here to observe first. 327 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,890 - Observe? 328 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:28,990 Observe what? 329 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:33,150 How are we supposed to know what our guy looks like? 330 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,700 - Okay, let's go. 331 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,070 (dramatic music) 332 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,660 (phone ringing) 333 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:50,680 - Yeah, I'm in position. 334 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,510 - You're a go. 335 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:52,710 - Ready to rock and roll. 336 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,130 Gotcha. 337 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:56,880 (dramatic music) 338 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,750 (phone ringing) 339 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,610 - Mark speaking. 340 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:12,240 - [Mimi's Assistant] Hi Mark, this is Mimi's assistant. 341 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,260 I'm calling to see if you were planning 342 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,330 on coming to lunch today. 343 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:19,660 Mimi has this super romantic spot picked out, 344 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,010 that is, if it's going to be just the two of you. 345 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,360 Does that sound all right? 346 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,650 - All right. 347 00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:27,150 Talk to you later. 348 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,960 (dramatic music) 349 00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:44,570 - Wow. 350 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,930 Can't believe this guy actually took the pizza. 351 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:48,230 What a cheap ass. 352 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,920 - Welcome to Hollywood, bro. 353 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,240 - [Richie] Got the address. 354 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,220 - We need to get a car. 355 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,480 Something low key. 356 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,480 - All right, I got this. 357 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:25,690 (grunting) 358 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,520 (engine starting) 359 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,080 - What the hell is this? 360 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:41,880 - It's a classic. 361 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,140 '81 Cadillac. 362 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,610 It's beautiful, huh? 363 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,270 - Yeah, you're crazy. 364 00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:48,390 - These Americans really know how to live. 365 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,860 Come on, get in. 366 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,610 - Tell me there is no body in it. 367 00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:58,790 - Star map celebrities anywhere in Hollywood. 368 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,150 I have the best, only me. 369 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:01,180 I've been here for years. 370 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,020 - Oh really? 371 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:02,850 - Yeah. 372 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:03,680 - Oh yes. 373 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,520 - Hungary, 10 dollars. 374 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,760 - Sorry, and where is Jake Griffin's house? 375 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,640 - Oh, Jake, Jake. 376 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,810 I got Jake Griffin, man. 377 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,090 He has a couple homes. 378 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:12,410 The biggest home he has is right here. 379 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,530 Look at this. 380 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:16,360 Jake Griffin section, he has his own section, okay. 381 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,280 It's 45567. 382 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:20,100 - Yeah. 383 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,930 - Appian way. 384 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:21,760 Appian way. 385 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,590 - Yes. 386 00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:24,200 - We have Jake Griffin, Madonna, Justin Bieber. 387 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,700 We have Lady Gaga. 388 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:27,550 - You are my man. 389 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:28,380 - Yay! 390 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:29,210 - Thanks. 391 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,190 - So 10 dollars, buddy. 392 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:31,670 - Bye, bye. 393 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,860 - Okay, yeah, that's great. 394 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:34,690 Hey! 395 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:36,410 10 doll... 396 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:38,500 I gave you information, you pay me! 397 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,830 This is America! 398 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,360 Second time in an hour. 399 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,120 - This is where he lives? 400 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,050 - Yeah, I guess so. 401 00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:53,260 Remember the stunt guy I told you about? 402 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,530 He was here about a year ago 403 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,500 to talk about Jake Griffin's new movie, 404 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,160 so yeah, this is it. 405 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,340 - [Mark] Buddy? 406 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,620 How did he get here? 407 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,120 - [Richie] No way. 408 00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:07,880 - Why is he dressed like that? 409 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,210 - What the hell is he doing? 410 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,870 (alarm wailing) 411 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,720 - [Mark] Oh shit, oh shit. 412 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,560 - [Richie] Oh no. 413 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,530 - [Mark] Stop! 414 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:19,280 (dramatic music) 415 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,490 Hey. 416 00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:28,320 Hey, up. 417 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,290 Let's go. 418 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,170 - Guys. 419 00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:39,630 I almost peed in my pants. 420 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:42,210 I thought it was Russian goons. 421 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:48,740 - No, I see lots of tension in your love life. 422 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,040 A little bit of fun, 423 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,450 and tenderness could make for some magic. 424 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:02,230 - I'll handle the love life. 425 00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:04,710 What about everything else? 426 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:06,060 - It also says you're 427 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,310 going to do some unexpected things 428 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:10,540 for some people who may need your help. 429 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:13,930 Friends, actually, who may need your help. 430 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:14,760 - Really? 431 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,540 What, for business or for pleasure? 432 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:17,620 - I don't know. 433 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,830 Most likely it's business, 434 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:23,990 but I really think you should work on that love life. 435 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,340 - Really? 436 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,170 Think so? 437 00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:28,000 - [Man] Mm-Hmm. 438 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,840 - Are you sure? 439 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,750 - Probably. 440 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:33,520 - But you're my only true friend, 441 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,570 so I'm not gonna chance it. 442 00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:39,120 - Chance what? 443 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:39,950 I mean... 444 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:42,850 I just thought you had something in there. 445 00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:43,780 - Oh, is that right? 446 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:45,590 - Yeah, just fixing that... 447 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,420 - Mm-hmm, Mm-kay. 448 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,260 - For ya. 449 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,940 - [Man] Hey Buddy, wake up. 450 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,040 Come on. 451 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,710 - Easy. 452 00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:01,790 There you go. 453 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:05,200 Could you help us back up, please? 454 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,120 - Trust me. 455 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,940 (engine starting) 456 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:10,990 Back it up. 457 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:12,470 - [Richie] Yeah, we trust you Buddy. 458 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,340 - [Mark] To enjoy your lunch with Aunt Mimi. 459 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,250 - Hey, hey! 460 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,730 This is so not fair. 461 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,210 (dramatic music) 462 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,200 - [Man With Hat] Are you all right? 463 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,250 - Yeah, yeah. 464 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,080 Thank you, sir. 465 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:28,920 - Okay. 466 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,750 - Thank you, thank you. 467 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:30,830 Sorry, sorry. 468 00:24:32,390 --> 00:24:35,140 (dramatic music) 469 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:38,580 Excuse me. 470 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:41,420 Can you tell me where I can find Mimi's agency? 471 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:42,290 - [Receptionist] Excuse me? 472 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:43,480 - Mimi's agency. 473 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,210 - [Receptionist] Oh, top floor. 474 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:46,710 - Yes, thank you. 475 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:47,650 Bye. 476 00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,400 - [Receptionist] Bye. 477 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,180 - [Buddy] Oh. 478 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:05,280 - What are you doing? 479 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,600 - Hey, remember when I hooked up 480 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,090 with my parole officer's daughter? 481 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:09,920 Hot girl. 482 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,880 She has this show with a snake. 483 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,130 She just e-mailed me some pictures. 484 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,210 Look at this. 485 00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:20,450 - Which one is the snake? 486 00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:22,350 - Impressive, huh? 487 00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:25,350 - Can you get off the net and focus? 488 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,480 (dramatic music) 489 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:44,280 (engine starting) 490 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,030 (dramatic music) 491 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,830 - Have you heard anything from the studio? 492 00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:02,160 - You abandoned us, sinking ship, you know, 493 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,240 and they didn't really appreciate it. 494 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:11,410 So, they don't really wanna work with ya anymore. 495 00:26:11,410 --> 00:26:12,370 - Hi. 496 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:13,410 - Hi, thank you. 497 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:15,780 - Some friends are coming to join us, 498 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,940 so let's start with water. 499 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,520 - Yeah, I'll have the um... 500 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,310 - Two waters. 501 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:25,710 - We got a couple more scenes to shoot, man, 502 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,490 and the film's finished. 503 00:26:27,490 --> 00:26:29,470 - Yeah, I know, which is why... 504 00:26:29,470 --> 00:26:30,340 I mean, if you had a couple scenes, 505 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,360 why didn't you shoot the couple scenes 506 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,040 instead of going looking for Cynthia? 507 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,230 Now you got no woman and you got no films. 508 00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,060 So, what? 509 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:38,310 I mean, really? 510 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:42,190 - I guess they're talking about the millions of dollars 511 00:26:42,190 --> 00:26:46,680 they're gonna cash in for Jake's next movie. 512 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,520 - Okay, it's time now. 513 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,540 Hey, how are you? 514 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:54,370 - Hey. 515 00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:55,200 - Finally. 516 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,040 I'm sorry. 517 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,860 I'm the president of the European SOS Foundation. 518 00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:01,570 - European SOS Foundation, yes. 519 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,790 - We are looking for a sponsor 520 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,680 for an important project. 521 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,510 - Sponsorship? 522 00:27:05,510 --> 00:27:06,930 You're looking for sponsorship. 523 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:11,870 Okay, why don't you give a call to my secretary, and... 524 00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:13,140 - Hey guys, how you doin'? 525 00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:13,980 Everything all right? 526 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:14,810 Sorry to interrupt. 527 00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,280 - Are you with that SOS Foundation? 528 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,470 I need an SOS Foundation. 529 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,310 Help me, would you? 530 00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:19,190 - [Waiter] Sir, come this way. 531 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,490 - Get him away from the table. 532 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:21,820 That would be... 533 00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:23,700 - Quentin just called. 534 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,870 He wants us back on the set right now. 535 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,570 Nice seeing you. 536 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:30,160 That's a nice suit. 537 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,450 - So, I mean, what am I supposed to do? 538 00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:36,830 Go sweetheart in a couple of films, 539 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,530 raise the money myself to finish it? 540 00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:40,450 - It's not that simple. 541 00:27:42,550 --> 00:27:44,840 There haven't been many offers coming in for ya of late, 542 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,330 so we gotta basically start over. 543 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:49,890 Rebuild from a foundation again. 544 00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:52,300 - What do you mean there's no offers? 545 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,890 I mean, they're re-airing the series again. 546 00:27:53,890 --> 00:27:56,020 It's number four on cable. 547 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:56,860 - I know. 548 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,640 As popular as you are with teenage girls 549 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,910 and with the housewives, 550 00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:02,710 the studios are... 551 00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:05,120 You're on a kind of a shit list, you know. 552 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,760 So, it makes my job a little harder, 553 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,410 but it's, you know, I'm still dedicated 554 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:12,770 to try to get that traction back, 555 00:28:12,770 --> 00:28:14,880 and that's doable through a lot of TV, 556 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,040 you got a lot of reality, 557 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,800 you got a lot of... 558 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,640 - Soaps. 559 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,470 - Soaps. 560 00:28:20,510 --> 00:28:21,610 - I'm not doing soaps again. 561 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:22,440 I grew out of 'em. 562 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,790 Not happenin'. 563 00:28:23,790 --> 00:28:26,820 - Come on, you were, you know, you were a hit. 564 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:29,010 It, you know, nothin' wrong with that. 565 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:29,840 Nothing wrong with that at all. 566 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,340 Hell, I was at a birthday party, 567 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:33,340 and I saw... 568 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,480 It was you, I saw you. 569 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,530 You were a gift. 570 00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:38,360 - Sorry, wait. 571 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,420 What do you mean, what do you mean you saw me? 572 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,250 Where? 573 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,110 - I was at a party from a friend of mine. 574 00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:43,790 He's got a teenage daughter, big fan of yours. 575 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:46,040 He bought you, a lookalike, 576 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:50,790 and he paid him 10,000 dollars to work the party. 577 00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:54,290 - So he made 10,000 dollars to play me for one night? 578 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,280 - He was good. 579 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,560 He was really good, actually. 580 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,190 His name was Green. 581 00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:00,140 I have it on my phone somewhere, he was... 582 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,140 Anyway, why was he paid? 583 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:08,560 Because he showed up on time, and he didn't leave, 584 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,780 until the party was over. 585 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,440 Jake, listen. 586 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,470 - Look, Ed. 587 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:13,300 - [Jake's Agent] Don't worry. 588 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,240 - Hurry. 589 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,660 You know I put all my money into this film. 590 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:17,430 - [Jake's Agent] I'll make a couple calls, all right. 591 00:29:17,430 --> 00:29:18,430 Don't worry. 592 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,800 - Woo hoo hoo hoo! 593 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,630 Yes! 594 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,270 Hey guys. 595 00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:32,860 I can't believe it. 596 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:35,070 I'm in Venice Beach. 597 00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:37,570 This is where DiCaprio fenced. 598 00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:46,360 - We are running out of time, 599 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,800 and still don't know how to to hook Zoya up with Jake. 600 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,210 - Or how to explain we're missing 100,000 dollars. 601 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,700 And you know what? 602 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,740 This is not where DiCaprio fenced. 603 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,820 - He didn't fence at all. 604 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:02,390 - This isn't even Venice Beach. 605 00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:05,800 (phone ringing) 606 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,290 - Betty. 607 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:08,130 - Uh oh. 608 00:30:09,310 --> 00:30:10,140 - Hi babe. 609 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,340 You going to sleep now? 610 00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:16,050 - I found some interesting information 611 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:18,200 about the Russian. 612 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,910 - I can't talk about this right now. 613 00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:21,320 We are not doing so well, 614 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,900 and still have to figure out what to do, so... 615 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,820 Anyhow, you should be very careful. 616 00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:34,470 - Thanks for listening. 617 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,120 - I'm a dead man. 618 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,600 Take revenge for Romeo. 619 00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:53,130 - Jake Griffin look alike, John Green, 620 00:30:53,130 --> 00:30:56,460 performs stunts and bartends at parties. 621 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,110 (dog barking) 622 00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:03,880 Going to school for English literature and theater. 623 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,710 Nice. 624 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,870 - So what have my lost boys been up to? 625 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,440 I haven't even seen you since you've arrived. 626 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,760 What is it that you do exactly? 627 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,630 - I just wanted to ask you 628 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:20,670 exactly the same question, Aunt Mimi. 629 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,210 How come you have this beautiful office here? 630 00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:27,380 - 40 years ago, this was Hollywood's biggest talent agency, 631 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,720 thanks to my dear husband Ira. 632 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,390 May he rest in peace. 633 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:39,180 You can see what a sentimental fool I am. 634 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:41,180 This was his last cigar, 635 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,210 and it will be there 'til the day I die. 636 00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:46,710 No one is allowed to touch it. 637 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,320 - Oh Mimi. 638 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:53,180 Who are your clients now? 639 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,370 - Celebrities, lookalikes. 640 00:31:55,370 --> 00:31:57,680 - Oh, so you run an agency for star lookalikes? 641 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,610 - Mm-hmm. 642 00:31:58,610 --> 00:32:02,770 Ira wasn't a pinup, but he did have a brain for business. 643 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:05,830 - Who the hell would actually pay money 644 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:07,520 for fake celebrities? 645 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,590 - In this country, everybody who's got money. 646 00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:13,940 Bar Mitzvahs, birthday parties, corporate events, 647 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:16,120 Vegas shows, you name it. 648 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,900 - [Mark] Do you have a Jake Griffin lookalike? 649 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:19,760 - We're got four of them, 650 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,490 and even that's not enough, he's so popular. 651 00:32:21,490 --> 00:32:23,930 We've got ongoing castings, 652 00:32:23,930 --> 00:32:26,190 but I'm sorry, I've got to go. 653 00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:28,580 See you guys shortly, okay. 654 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:29,740 (laughing) 655 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:33,720 - How many times have I told you to have lunch with me? 656 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,960 We'd be flooded with Jake Griffins by now. 657 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,840 - Okay, this is what we are gonna do. 658 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,960 We ask Aunt Mimi to set up an audition, 659 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,300 and select the Jake Griffin lookalike. 660 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,010 Meanwhile, we have to put together 661 00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:47,230 all that we can find out about him. 662 00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:49,130 - Then we teach our substitute lover boy 663 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:51,320 to be a convincing Jake Griffin. 664 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,360 Get him together with a chick, 665 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,130 finish the job, collect the cash, 666 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:57,800 and walk away without a scratch. 667 00:32:58,850 --> 00:32:59,900 Questions? 668 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:00,740 - Yeah. 669 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:03,810 Dude. 670 00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:04,640 - Hmm? 671 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,180 Oh. 672 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:11,370 - Okay, but, what happens to the happy couple after? 673 00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:13,380 I mean, there's a good chance that fake Jake here 674 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:16,550 is going to, you know, disappear once we've paid him off, 675 00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:20,100 and then we're gonna be in deeper shit than ever. 676 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,800 - Come on, we didn't sign up for having them married. 677 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,000 - [Buddy] Hey, hey, hey. 678 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,800 Because of the transiting of the planets, 679 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,960 strange energies are entering the ether. 680 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,960 Careful, my darlings, lest you get into trouble. 681 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,700 I'm just kidding. 682 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,890 No, I do do my horoscope every week, 683 00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:40,830 and it usually is right. 684 00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:41,670 - Oh Mimi. 685 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,890 We need your services. 686 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,880 - I'm all yours, my darling. 687 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,460 - I mean, your agency services. 688 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,870 - Really? 689 00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:58,000 So... 690 00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:02,210 (dramatic music) 691 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:07,110 (camera shutter clicking) 692 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:16,400 - Next. 693 00:34:22,670 --> 00:34:23,820 - This one is just a joke. 694 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,320 - Yeah, he's not Jake Griffin. 695 00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:44,970 - So, you're still in college, and work at nights. 696 00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:48,110 What do you do, what's your major? 697 00:34:48,110 --> 00:34:50,910 - English lit and theater history, 698 00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,330 but I make my living bartending... 699 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:53,800 - Boring. 700 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,850 You won't be needing any of those. 701 00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:57,960 Let's get to the point, college boy. 702 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,250 - Okay, what's your name? 703 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,400 - Jake Griffin. 704 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,650 (laughing) 705 00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:08,820 - That's a good one. 706 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:11,180 But your application says... 707 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,550 What's his name, Buddy? 708 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:13,680 - John Green. 709 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,180 - John Green. 710 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:18,130 All right, please wait outside 711 00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:20,720 while we make our decision. 712 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,170 Thank you. 713 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:24,370 - Thanks for coming. 714 00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:26,040 - [Buddy] Thank you. 715 00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:33,350 - Yeah, bye. 716 00:35:34,970 --> 00:35:35,970 - Thank you. 717 00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:38,970 - This one. 718 00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:41,910 - [Mark] Mm-hmm. 719 00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:42,830 - This one. 720 00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:47,880 - I think John Green was the best. 721 00:35:49,350 --> 00:35:51,510 - Come on, that guy is such a tool. 722 00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:53,280 You seen the real Jake in the restaurant, right? 723 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,060 Remember, Mr. Genius. 724 00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:56,040 This guy isn't that either. 725 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,190 Look. 726 00:35:57,190 --> 00:36:00,140 - I say we go for this one. 727 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:01,330 John Green. 728 00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:02,560 I know he isn't perfect, 729 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,640 but we can make him work. 730 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,280 - What now? 731 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,920 - Go get him. 732 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,430 - Okay. 733 00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:11,490 - He's gonna be hard to train. 734 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,740 But I got this. 735 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,670 - [Buddy] Sit down. 736 00:36:19,290 --> 00:36:20,960 - Thank you so much for the job. 737 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,960 I mean, wow. 738 00:36:23,570 --> 00:36:27,690 To play Jake Griffin, I've always wanted to be Jake Griffin. 739 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:30,350 So, what is the job exactly? 740 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:31,710 Where are you guys from? 741 00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:33,020 - From Hungary. 742 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:36,530 The number one match making agency in Budapest. 743 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:37,800 Job's the usual. 744 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,030 You will be escorting a female Griffin fan. 745 00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:45,660 Along the way, we will create a romantic love story, 746 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:47,260 extra money, of course. 747 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:48,090 - [Richie] Obviously the girl 748 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:50,020 cannot find out that you're a lookalike. 749 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:52,160 Is that understood? 750 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,610 - I'm just not sure how we'll make this happen 751 00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:58,830 in one of the most exposed cities of the world. 752 00:36:58,830 --> 00:37:01,510 In Hungary, we could arrange anything. 753 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:02,630 - Very true. 754 00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:05,380 - Could you arrange a film shoot? 755 00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:12,560 - Probably. 756 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,580 Why? 757 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:15,200 - Well, you know, Jake Griffin in Los Angeles, 758 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,060 the paparazzi's gonna be following him, 759 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,790 and, you know, you're never gonna really 760 00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:21,460 create that connection. 761 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:24,710 But, let's say Hungary, for instance. 762 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:25,740 We do a film shoot. 763 00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:27,510 I heard jake was shooting a movie out there 764 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:29,930 and it got put on hold for whatever reason. 765 00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:33,120 He still has a couple scenes left to shoot. 766 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:37,340 - You are saying Jake has to go back to Hungary 767 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,010 to finish a movie... 768 00:37:39,010 --> 00:37:39,850 - That's a great idea. 769 00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:41,190 You guys are geniuses. 770 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:42,190 - Excellent. 771 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,360 - Ed, I need you to go to the studio 772 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,040 and ask them if they would distribute the film 773 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,590 if I could finish it in the next couple of weeks. 774 00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:55,670 No, no, I didn't get the money, 775 00:37:55,670 --> 00:37:57,670 but I found another way. 776 00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:02,840 - Gonna rebuild a submarine here. 777 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,750 Watch this. 778 00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:10,040 (laughing) 779 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:13,980 - Cool whip. 780 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:18,190 - You little imps. 781 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,520 Did you really think that I wouldn't notice 782 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,280 something funny was going on? 783 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,110 Hmm? 784 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:27,360 You know, it took my poor husband, Ira, 785 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,190 20 years to build up this company. 786 00:38:35,770 --> 00:38:39,930 I sure hope you wouldn't manage to destroy it in just a day. 787 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,630 All right, my sweeties. 788 00:38:43,630 --> 00:38:44,460 Now... 789 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,040 You tell me everything. 790 00:38:52,070 --> 00:38:53,510 - Hello. 791 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:54,950 - [John] Hey, it's John Green. 792 00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:57,870 - Yeah, hey buddy, come on in. 793 00:38:57,870 --> 00:38:59,750 - [John] Hello. 794 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:00,750 Mr. Griffin. 795 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,340 - [Jake] What's up, man? 796 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,170 - Hi. 797 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:07,980 See ya, oh, not lookin'. 798 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:09,820 This is a beautiful house. 799 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,180 - Yeah. 800 00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,770 You brought your passport, right? 801 00:39:12,770 --> 00:39:14,560 - Yeah, oh, I did, I brought it. 802 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,990 Yeah, it's right here. 803 00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:17,710 I'll put it on the table. 804 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,480 So where are you going? 805 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,360 - Just gonna be traveling around Europe a little bit 806 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,010 with the freedom of not being Jake Griffin. 807 00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:27,470 You know, little getaway. 808 00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:30,200 - Am I gonna be able to get in touch with you? 809 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,060 - I'll leave you my phone number 810 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,480 so you can call me if anything happens. 811 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,320 - Mm-hmm. 812 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,200 Well, I hope you have a good time. 813 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,430 - [Flight Attendant] Ladies and gentlemen, 814 00:39:37,430 --> 00:39:41,600 welcome to Budapest Ferihegy International Airport. 815 00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:46,330 (dramatic music) 816 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:51,040 - Jake Griffin. 817 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,280 - Please, please. 818 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,680 Please, please, please. 819 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,510 Sorry. 820 00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:58,030 - Just an autograph, please. 821 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,450 - Jake Griffin. 822 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:06,980 - Thank you. 823 00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:09,540 Am I dreaming? 824 00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:12,780 I have his autograph. 825 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,360 I love you. 826 00:40:21,910 --> 00:40:23,450 - Looks like our plan is working. 827 00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:24,280 (laughs) 828 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,780 - Yeah, we'll see. 829 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,950 We need a good action movie, right? 830 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,870 - Yep, here we go, stop. 831 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,110 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 832 00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:42,980 the one and only Jake Griffin. 833 00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:43,810 Rewind. 834 00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:44,910 - [Man] Wow. 835 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,240 - Stop, play it. 836 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,230 - Play. 837 00:40:48,230 --> 00:40:49,060 Okay. 838 00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,340 - [Man] Last dance, punks. 839 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:52,250 - [Woman] I need, save me Marshal. 840 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,860 - [Man] It's justice that won again. 841 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,280 I guess it takes two to tango. 842 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,060 - And freeze. 843 00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:57,900 Got that? 844 00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:58,730 - [Jake] Mm-hmm. 845 00:40:58,730 --> 00:41:00,040 - Okay, show us. 846 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,940 Come on. 847 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:01,890 - No, I'm good. 848 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:04,330 I mean it's really hard. 849 00:41:04,330 --> 00:41:05,160 I don't think I can do that. 850 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,740 You should show me. 851 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,290 - Okay. 852 00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:10,120 - Okay. 853 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,530 - You ready? 854 00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:14,360 - [Jake] Yeah. 855 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,200 - Watch. 856 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,310 Okay. 857 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:17,410 Last dance, punks. 858 00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:18,320 Boom, boom! 859 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,320 And justice wins again. 860 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,160 I guess it takes two to tango. 861 00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:29,410 (laughing) 862 00:41:29,410 --> 00:41:30,240 - That's good. 863 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,070 - All right? 864 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:31,910 - Yeah. 865 00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:32,740 - Your turn, come on. 866 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:33,570 - No. 867 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,430 I can't. 868 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,440 It's just not my thing. 869 00:41:40,990 --> 00:41:43,780 - Come on, let's start with the basics now. 870 00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:47,440 Okay, the key to true acting is don't act. 871 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,310 First of all, you gotta loosen up. 872 00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:50,140 Do this. 873 00:41:51,630 --> 00:41:52,770 Okay, good. 874 00:41:52,770 --> 00:41:54,010 Good. 875 00:41:54,010 --> 00:41:56,930 Now, relax, let everything else go. 876 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,470 Okay. 877 00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:00,870 Method acting. 878 00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:02,300 Like all the great masters, 879 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:06,550 Stanislavski, Strasberg, Richard Dean Anderson. 880 00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:08,210 Method acting, okay. 881 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:11,120 Feel it in your heart, 882 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,370 the pain in your bones, in your flesh, 883 00:42:13,370 --> 00:42:14,950 as John Green dies, 884 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,960 and Jake Griffin is born. 885 00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:21,100 - Wow. 886 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:21,930 - Who are you? 887 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:22,760 - I'm Jake Griffin. 888 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:23,600 - Say it. 889 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,430 - I am Jake Griffin. 890 00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:25,260 - No, say it. 891 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:26,100 - No, really, I am Jake Griffin. 892 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:26,930 - Who are you? 893 00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:27,770 - You're not listening, I am Jake Griffin. 894 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:28,640 - Say it again, who are you, who are you? 895 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,480 Who are you? 896 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,310 Say it! 897 00:42:30,310 --> 00:42:31,140 - [Jake] You're not listening. 898 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:31,970 - [Richie] Say it, come on, say it! 899 00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:32,810 Who are you? 900 00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:33,810 - Listen! 901 00:42:33,810 --> 00:42:36,140 I'm Jake Griffin, all right? 902 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,790 - That was perfect. 903 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,730 Come on, do it again. 904 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,730 Come on, come on, do it. 905 00:42:47,970 --> 00:42:50,780 - I've done this signature a million times. 906 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:51,630 - That's the point. 907 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:52,540 When you're signing an autograph, 908 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:54,790 it should appear as if you've done it a million times. 909 00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:56,120 Just, you know, don't even look at it. 910 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,950 Naturally. 911 00:42:58,220 --> 00:42:59,050 Do it. 912 00:43:01,690 --> 00:43:03,820 - Stop laughing. 913 00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:06,530 We only have a few days left to turn you into a movie star. 914 00:43:06,530 --> 00:43:07,860 - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 915 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:11,330 Looks like our Jake is left handed. 916 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,160 - No, no no no no. 917 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,800 I know for a fact, no, I know for a fact 918 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,410 that Jake is not left handed. 919 00:43:15,410 --> 00:43:16,240 He's right handed. 920 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,140 - It's left handed. 921 00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:18,880 - This picture is mirrored, it's flipped. 922 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,020 I'm telling you, these... 923 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:23,200 - Listen, man, you haven't exactly impressed us so far. 924 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,290 If you don't get your act together 925 00:43:24,290 --> 00:43:26,470 you can go back to working at a bar. 926 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:27,930 - Here's the budget. 927 00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:28,770 Address. 928 00:43:33,890 --> 00:43:34,720 - What? 929 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,800 There's no way we are going to spend this much. 930 00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:46,120 - How do you calculate? 931 00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:50,070 - Okay, I have the perfect solution. 932 00:43:50,070 --> 00:43:53,720 There will be no film shoot at all. 933 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,020 - [Woman] Great, and? 934 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:58,220 - The cover story is still that Jake is filming in Hungary, 935 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:01,640 but we won't take the girl to set. 936 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,680 Instead... 937 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,620 - Instead? 938 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:07,400 - Instead, we'll bring Jake to the girl. 939 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,660 - [Woman] Good idea. 940 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:12,540 (chuckles) 941 00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,310 - Look, man, I know. 942 00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:16,450 Plotted, pretend to be shooting a movie 943 00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:17,350 in front of a camera, 944 00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:19,300 but this is part of our duty too. 945 00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:20,850 So just stick to the game plan. 946 00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:21,680 Hi guys. 947 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,510 - [Woman] Pasta. 948 00:44:22,510 --> 00:44:25,310 - So, anyway, this is the restaurant. 949 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:27,390 - So you got the restaurant, the dining room tables, 950 00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:28,750 that's good. 951 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:29,970 You don't even have a kitchen. 952 00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:30,810 - Yet. 953 00:44:32,230 --> 00:44:33,070 - [Woman] Come here. 954 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,200 - Come here. 955 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,200 - [Man] This needs to be work again. 956 00:44:38,950 --> 00:44:41,380 - So, we're supposed to get this billionaire's daughter 957 00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:43,800 to fall in love with me here? 958 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,080 I don't know, man. 959 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,530 I just don't think she's gonna believe any of this. 960 00:44:50,530 --> 00:44:52,760 - The fact that the love of her life, 961 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,700 Mr. Irresistible Jake Griffin, 962 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:59,650 dines here every day when he comes to the set, 963 00:44:59,650 --> 00:45:01,480 will make her believe. 964 00:45:03,770 --> 00:45:05,930 - [Man] Are you listening? 965 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,320 All right, lads. 966 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,230 - Anyway, I heard the food is really good here. 967 00:45:20,370 --> 00:45:23,120 (dramatic music) 968 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:40,950 - What's that under her arm? 969 00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:42,370 - Lenin, her cat. 970 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,470 Let's go get her. 971 00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:46,300 - Come on. 972 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:55,620 - Sorry. 973 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:06,140 - So, my brother says that you're in a film company, 974 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:08,560 and that I will work for you. 975 00:46:09,670 --> 00:46:13,520 He says that I'll meet a bunch of movie stars and have fun. 976 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,150 - That's right, we do have a film company, 977 00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:20,110 and right now we are shooting an American movie. 978 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:23,220 For starters, you will work at our restaurant 979 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:26,380 just outside the studio as a waitress. 980 00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:28,680 - A waitress? 981 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,640 Have you lost your mind? 982 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,660 I could buy your shitty little restaurant 983 00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:34,700 and be the owner. 984 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:37,660 - I'm sorry, but it's not for sale. 985 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:39,190 - Of course, we need to see first 986 00:46:39,190 --> 00:46:40,540 if you can handle the job. 987 00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:42,880 We need someone who wouldn't drop a plate 988 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,820 when seeing the likes of Tom Cruise or Jake Griffin. 989 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:47,830 (gasping) 990 00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:49,320 - What did you say? 991 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,770 Who's coming to the restaurant? 992 00:46:50,770 --> 00:46:52,380 - I was joking. 993 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:55,240 Obviously we don't have Tom Cruise shooting here. 994 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:59,130 You will have to settle for this teenage star. 995 00:46:59,130 --> 00:46:59,960 Jake... 996 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:03,260 Come on, what's his name? 997 00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:04,230 I just said it. 998 00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:05,070 - Griffin. 999 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:05,900 - Yes. 1000 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,150 - Jake Griffin. 1001 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:16,440 - No, no, no, no, no no. 1002 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,880 That way. 1003 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,230 - There's no way Lenin and I are sitting in that dump. 1004 00:47:21,230 --> 00:47:22,650 - I'm afraid you will have to. 1005 00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:24,310 Jake wants to stay out of the public eye. 1006 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,340 We can't lose cover. 1007 00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:26,260 Understand? 1008 00:47:27,550 --> 00:47:28,720 - But my bags. 1009 00:47:29,570 --> 00:47:31,490 - You won't need those. 1010 00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:37,100 - All right, and while you're working for us, 1011 00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:39,140 this is going to be your place to stay. 1012 00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:43,220 It's not a Zara Hotel, but it's close to the restaurant. 1013 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:44,880 Furniture is rustic. 1014 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,990 (crying) 1015 00:47:55,490 --> 00:47:56,740 - Zoya, listen. 1016 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,890 We will not force you to do anything. 1017 00:47:59,890 --> 00:48:02,860 You can just tell your brother that you changed your mind. 1018 00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:05,530 (phone ringing) 1019 00:48:07,070 --> 00:48:08,820 That's him. 1020 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:13,250 Looks like the boys have spilled the beans already. 1021 00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:14,080 So... 1022 00:48:16,390 --> 00:48:18,600 What's it gonna be? 1023 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,850 - [Maxim] Zoya. 1024 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:25,520 - I'll call you later. 1025 00:48:27,370 --> 00:48:30,280 - Okay, you will have to drop this. 1026 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,390 So go to the bathroom, wash your face, 1027 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,720 and surprise us. 1028 00:48:39,310 --> 00:48:41,810 (cat meowing) 1029 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,900 (cat meowing) 1030 00:48:56,610 --> 00:48:59,190 (gentle music) 1031 00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:16,360 I'll go look for Zoya. 1032 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,950 - Jake. 1033 00:49:21,950 --> 00:49:22,790 - [Jake] Hey Ed. 1034 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:23,620 - Can you hear me? 1035 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:24,900 Jake, where have you been? 1036 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:26,920 I've been leaving you like a thousand messages. 1037 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,080 - Yeah, I'm back in Hungary. 1038 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,430 Staying at a beautiful hotel. 1039 00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:31,920 - You're in Hungary? 1040 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,560 Stay in Hungary, okay. 1041 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,530 Listen to me, I got a deal... 1042 00:49:35,530 --> 00:49:36,430 - [Jake] So, what's the news? 1043 00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:37,830 - I got a deal for you. 1044 00:49:37,830 --> 00:49:39,490 All you gotta do, is you gotta finish the job in two weeks, 1045 00:49:39,490 --> 00:49:43,090 and then they are back in business with you. 1046 00:49:43,090 --> 00:49:43,990 (phone beeping) 1047 00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:44,830 Hello. 1048 00:49:44,830 --> 00:49:46,160 Hungary? 1049 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,220 Come in, Hungary. 1050 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:48,050 Are you... 1051 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,000 - [Waiter] Do you care to see our daily specials? 1052 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,500 - Not that hungry. 1053 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:55,570 - All right, and as of tomorrow 1054 00:49:55,570 --> 00:49:57,250 you're gonna leave that naked monster of yours 1055 00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:58,870 at home, okay? 1056 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,820 You won't be bored without it. 1057 00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:02,920 I guarantee that. 1058 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,810 - I have no idea why Maxim sent me here. 1059 00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:09,190 But, you know what I think? 1060 00:50:09,190 --> 00:50:13,360 You're a boring, tasteless, arrogant, giant freak. 1061 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,800 And ugly, too. 1062 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,590 (laughs) (cat purring) 1063 00:50:19,590 --> 00:50:21,330 - Okay, you wanna know what I think? 1064 00:50:21,330 --> 00:50:24,420 You're a spoiled, whiny, annoying little child. 1065 00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:26,470 That's what you are. 1066 00:50:26,470 --> 00:50:28,150 - That's it. 1067 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,230 I'm getting out. 1068 00:50:29,230 --> 00:50:30,640 - Oh, please, let me help you. 1069 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,640 Please, come on, please. 1070 00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:39,080 - What the hell are we doing here anyway? 1071 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,570 - Filling up. 1072 00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:41,400 - Here? 1073 00:50:43,430 --> 00:50:46,140 - Yeah, this is an electric car, 1074 00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:48,750 and that is an electric charging station. 1075 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:52,670 Anymore stupid questions, Miss oh I'm so green? 1076 00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:59,220 (sobbing) 1077 00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:03,550 Okay, listen honey. 1078 00:51:06,510 --> 00:51:07,340 Gum. 1079 00:51:10,870 --> 00:51:12,120 Blow your nose. 1080 00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:14,210 Stop crying. 1081 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,200 Let's start over, okay. 1082 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,120 I'll give you some friendly advice. 1083 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,530 - Hey, hi guys. 1084 00:51:25,530 --> 00:51:28,560 So, Zoya meet restaurant, restaurant meet Zoya. 1085 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,690 Zoya, Gézuka, Gézuka, Zoya, and Lenin. 1086 00:51:31,690 --> 00:51:34,100 So, this is our new waitress. 1087 00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:39,300 - We are open usually from noon to 8:00 p.m., 1088 00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:42,860 unless they work late at the studio. 1089 00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:44,570 Remember, the kitchen is off limits. 1090 00:51:44,570 --> 00:51:47,280 You put your order in by the window, 1091 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,710 and that's also where you pick it up. 1092 00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:51,850 - You have to watch him. 1093 00:51:51,850 --> 00:51:54,920 He eats new waitresses for breakfast. 1094 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,250 Okay, good luck. 1095 00:51:58,650 --> 00:52:00,030 I need Lenin. 1096 00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:00,860 Now. 1097 00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:09,550 (cat meowing) 1098 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,070 - [Gézuka] Hold these. 1099 00:52:15,070 --> 00:52:15,900 - Smile. 1100 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:21,580 - Whoa. 1101 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:27,240 (whistling) 1102 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,910 - Two beef chili is about... 1103 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,080 2,100. 1104 00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:38,960 (yelling) 1105 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:39,790 Change. 1106 00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:44,970 Thank you. 1107 00:52:44,970 --> 00:52:46,070 - [Customer] Thank you very much. 1108 00:52:46,070 --> 00:52:46,910 - Yay! 1109 00:52:49,690 --> 00:52:50,640 - Thank you. 1110 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,890 Take them home. 1111 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,330 - Oops. 1112 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,280 - Copy that. 1113 00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:45,300 Can you see me? 1114 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:46,130 - Yeah. 1115 00:53:51,790 --> 00:53:52,790 - You ready? 1116 00:53:52,790 --> 00:53:53,620 Show time. 1117 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,550 (dramatic music) 1118 00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:09,800 - Where's the girl? 1119 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,820 - [Man] That one. 1120 00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:13,580 - [Customer] Hey! (plates clanking) 1121 00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:14,410 What are you doing? 1122 00:54:14,410 --> 00:54:15,240 - [Zoya] Sorry, sorry. 1123 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:16,370 - [Customer] What are you doing? 1124 00:54:16,370 --> 00:54:17,450 - That's her. 1125 00:54:19,110 --> 00:54:22,860 - Hey, I heard the shoot today was fantastic. 1126 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,720 Don't blow it, man. 1127 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:34,550 Look, we both know you are not an actor, 1128 00:54:34,550 --> 00:54:38,440 but if you do everything like I told you, 1129 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,030 it will all work out just fine. 1130 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,890 - [Gézuka] Move it, sweetie. 1131 00:54:48,890 --> 00:54:51,060 (humming) 1132 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,180 Zoya, wakey, wakey. 1133 00:55:14,050 --> 00:55:16,550 (cat meowing) 1134 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:20,510 - Could I have a menu, please? 1135 00:55:25,890 --> 00:55:28,190 Plates, knife, fork. 1136 00:55:28,190 --> 00:55:29,030 Spoon. 1137 00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:30,970 Water. 1138 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,560 I thought this was a restaurant. 1139 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,060 - [Man] Stop messing with her. 1140 00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,080 - I think she's gonna cry. 1141 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:41,910 - [Gézuka] One's enough. 1142 00:55:41,910 --> 00:55:44,750 - No one's gonna believe this one. 1143 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:53,220 - Shakespeare's entire collection. 1144 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:57,290 I'll read it and have it memorized by Monday. 1145 00:55:57,290 --> 00:55:58,540 O Romeo, Romeo. 1146 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,420 Wherefore art thou Romeo? 1147 00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:05,560 Deny thy father and refuse thy name. 1148 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,790 - Or, if thou wilt not, be sworn my love, 1149 00:56:07,790 --> 00:56:09,920 I will no longer be a Capulet. 1150 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,070 - Oh, so cute. 1151 00:56:11,070 --> 00:56:12,920 I think I'm gonna throw up. 1152 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,260 - That was cool. 1153 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,740 Sounds good. 1154 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:20,150 It's delicious, I'm gonna have that. 1155 00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:22,900 I'm gonna start with it at least. 1156 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:26,670 - [Gézuka] Easy, Zoya, Easy. 1157 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:27,920 - [Jake] Uh oh. 1158 00:56:32,930 --> 00:56:34,350 - [Man] How many? 1159 00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:37,350 - What the hell? 1160 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:40,770 Buddy, where exactly did you put the closed sign? 1161 00:56:40,770 --> 00:56:41,610 - Ah... 1162 00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:44,840 Here. 1163 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:48,770 - [Man] Leave now. 1164 00:56:48,770 --> 00:56:52,850 - Hey, I gotta go, so not to say this hasn't been 1165 00:56:54,490 --> 00:56:56,230 an extremely interesting lunch. 1166 00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:58,310 I gotta get to rehearsal. 1167 00:57:02,950 --> 00:57:04,480 Would you like to come to my movie set? 1168 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,940 - What set, you moron? 1169 00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:09,890 - The day after tomorrow at nine would be perfect. 1170 00:57:09,890 --> 00:57:11,240 Yeah? 1171 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,700 Great, I'll see you there. 1172 00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:15,810 Everyone enjoy your food. 1173 00:57:15,810 --> 00:57:18,560 The lunch is really, really good. 1174 00:57:19,830 --> 00:57:20,670 (cat meowing) 1175 00:57:20,670 --> 00:57:21,500 - Shut up! 1176 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,600 (phone ringing) 1177 00:57:33,610 --> 00:57:34,440 - Yeah? 1178 00:57:36,470 --> 00:57:37,850 Uh-huh. 1179 00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:38,770 Great. 1180 00:57:38,770 --> 00:57:40,910 I love fast results. 1181 00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:44,480 - Well, I told you we always deliver. 1182 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,180 - But I hope you won't screw up again 1183 00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:48,180 as you did in L.A., huh. 1184 00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:52,760 Yeah, you won't cancel at the last minute. 1185 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,720 - We can't back out. 1186 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,190 Zoya already told her brother about Jake Griffin 1187 00:57:59,190 --> 00:58:02,320 personally inviting her to the shoot. 1188 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,920 - Okay, we just received the answer to our e-mail. 1189 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,470 They say they didn't even touch the set 1190 00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:07,360 of the Griffin flick, 1191 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,430 and the technical equipment is standby. 1192 00:58:10,430 --> 00:58:11,910 It looks like the Hungarian film district 1193 00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:13,930 isn't exactly booming these days. 1194 00:58:13,930 --> 00:58:15,320 - One less problem. 1195 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,130 Now we only have to get the crew together. 1196 00:58:18,130 --> 00:58:18,970 - Only? 1197 00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,950 And where on Earth are we gonna find 1198 00:58:21,950 --> 00:58:24,110 that many people in a day? 1199 00:58:25,390 --> 00:58:28,210 - I mean, the solution seems pretty simple. 1200 00:58:28,210 --> 00:58:30,220 Hire Griffin's crew. 1201 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,900 I mean, they're available, right? 1202 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:34,220 So, they can do the movie. 1203 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:35,400 Plus, they have the extra advantage 1204 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,790 of already knowing how to work on the movie, right? 1205 00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:38,630 - Yes. 1206 00:58:40,510 --> 00:58:42,960 Oh, really, Mister know it all, 1207 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,750 if this gets out, that's it for us. 1208 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,610 And even if the crew's available, 1209 00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:49,020 who's gonna pay for that? 1210 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:50,450 - Yeah, who's gonna pay for that? 1211 00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:51,450 - Yeah, who? 1212 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,810 - Well, in L.A., these guys told me 1213 00:58:54,810 --> 00:58:58,240 that they could put anything together. 1214 00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,740 Even a film shoot. 1215 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,420 So what's the problem? 1216 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:14,590 - Hey Jake. 1217 00:59:14,590 --> 00:59:15,420 - [Jake] Hey. 1218 00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,260 - Good to see you again. 1219 00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:17,090 - [Jake] Good to see you. 1220 00:59:17,090 --> 00:59:17,920 - Hi. 1221 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,930 - It doesn't look too good. 1222 00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:25,050 Is this what we're paying a ton of money for? 1223 00:59:25,050 --> 00:59:26,280 - Don't worry. 1224 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,930 It looks just fine on the big screen. 1225 00:59:28,930 --> 00:59:30,170 - We'll see. 1226 00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:31,010 Okay. 1227 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,530 You all know Jake Griffin, 1228 00:59:35,420 --> 00:59:36,970 and, as you heard by now, 1229 00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:39,700 we are his new co producers. 1230 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,700 Oh, so let me remind you 1231 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,940 about our confidential agreement you signed. 1232 00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:45,560 Okay. 1233 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,000 (garbled speaking) 1234 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,500 Let's get to work. 1235 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:53,450 - New co producer doesn't seem to be on top of things much. 1236 00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:55,420 - Yeah, but he's picking up the tab, right? 1237 00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:56,250 - Oh. 1238 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,080 - Don't worry about him. 1239 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:57,910 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 1240 00:59:57,910 --> 00:59:59,040 Look, we're just gonna take this 1241 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,230 from where I pull up the car, 1242 01:00:00,230 --> 01:00:01,900 and I'm sittin' in there with a gun 1243 01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,820 waiting for the guys... 1244 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,180 - Would you excuse us for a second? 1245 01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:09,650 What the hell are you doing? 1246 01:00:09,650 --> 01:00:12,820 I told you to leave the talking to me. 1247 01:00:14,290 --> 01:00:15,900 - Camera guy gave me the script. 1248 01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:17,490 I told him I left it at the hotel room last night, 1249 01:00:17,490 --> 01:00:19,720 so he gave me his. 1250 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,410 But this has all the characters and story 1251 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:22,540 and scenes and stuff, 1252 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:23,630 and I read it, 1253 01:00:23,630 --> 01:00:25,530 and now I know what scenes we have to shoot 1254 01:00:25,530 --> 01:00:27,330 to finish the film. 1255 01:00:27,330 --> 01:00:28,160 - Yeah? 1256 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,580 Wonderful, why do you care about this? 1257 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:31,410 Hmm? 1258 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,700 - Well, you know, we gotta make it look real. 1259 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:37,000 So, for example, like right here, there's this guy, 1260 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,080 this Russian guy who has to fight me. 1261 01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:42,070 We don't have an actor to play him. 1262 01:00:42,070 --> 01:00:44,050 We need an actor. 1263 01:00:44,050 --> 01:00:46,180 - Why didn't you want a whole battle scene? 1264 01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:48,100 Okay, let me tell you something. 1265 01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:50,100 This isn't a real shoot. 1266 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:54,700 Everything and everyone is pretending, huh. 1267 01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,850 - Okay, that's good. 1268 01:00:57,850 --> 01:01:00,600 But this is Jake's film crew, 1269 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,850 and unlike you, 1270 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,440 they read the script. 1271 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,270 - He's right. 1272 01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,370 I mean, we don't know what Zoya read 1273 01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,910 about this film in the papers, right? 1274 01:01:08,910 --> 01:01:09,890 - Why waste money? 1275 01:01:09,890 --> 01:01:12,030 He'd make a perfect bay guy, huh. 1276 01:01:12,030 --> 01:01:12,970 - Yeah. 1277 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:15,100 Finally get a chance to wipe that stupid smile 1278 01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,760 off your pretty little face. 1279 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,590 - Richie. 1280 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,430 - Boom. 1281 01:01:21,430 --> 01:01:22,950 - [Woman] Richie. 1282 01:01:22,950 --> 01:01:23,780 Go on. 1283 01:01:24,690 --> 01:01:25,550 Go. 1284 01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:27,440 - Is that clear? 1285 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,280 Good. 1286 01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:31,380 - [Man] Okay, Zoya, just sent her in. 1287 01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:32,480 We are on. 1288 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,740 - Copy that, we are sending, John. 1289 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:37,160 - Where is Jake Griffin? 1290 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,420 - He's over there. 1291 01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:39,250 - Jake! 1292 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,750 - Hey, welcome. 1293 01:01:43,010 --> 01:01:43,840 Hang on a second. 1294 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,680 - Jake! 1295 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,770 I love you. 1296 01:01:45,770 --> 01:01:46,600 Please. 1297 01:01:49,990 --> 01:01:50,910 - [Man On Radio] Left hand. 1298 01:01:50,910 --> 01:01:52,580 - You have to leave. 1299 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:54,870 - Hey. 1300 01:01:57,300 --> 01:02:00,050 (dramatic music) 1301 01:02:02,170 --> 01:02:05,920 - Come on, I'll show you where you can watch. 1302 01:02:08,790 --> 01:02:09,700 Right here. 1303 01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:16,760 - Well, well well. 1304 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,840 The waitress. 1305 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,660 - Delete the picture from the chick's phone. 1306 01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:23,500 - Shut up. 1307 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,660 Sorry about that. 1308 01:02:31,090 --> 01:02:34,400 - [Man On Radio] Get over here now. 1309 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,900 - Good to see you. 1310 01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:45,030 - Did you forget you're left handed? 1311 01:02:45,030 --> 01:02:47,170 Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. 1312 01:02:47,170 --> 01:02:48,610 You're gonna show off for a few hours, 1313 01:02:48,610 --> 01:02:49,450 impress the chick, 1314 01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:52,170 then we close shop and get out of here. 1315 01:02:52,170 --> 01:02:54,920 But, you will get sick, unfortunately. 1316 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:59,090 And the crew will have to be let go a second time. 1317 01:03:00,070 --> 01:03:03,820 I don't want any unexpected moves, all right? 1318 01:03:07,610 --> 01:03:09,600 I'm watching you. 1319 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,640 - Man, everything's lookin' good. 1320 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,480 All right. 1321 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,610 Thank you so much. 1322 01:03:12,610 --> 01:03:13,440 Good to see you guys. 1323 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,340 Everything's looking good, right? 1324 01:03:15,340 --> 01:03:16,890 Let's make a movie. 1325 01:03:16,890 --> 01:03:17,820 All right, cool. 1326 01:03:17,820 --> 01:03:18,740 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1327 01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:20,440 Okay, okay everyone. 1328 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:25,290 Listen up, because Jake is still suffering from jet lag, 1329 01:03:25,290 --> 01:03:28,090 today we only have a light rehearsal day, all right. 1330 01:03:28,090 --> 01:03:29,790 At least we don't waste our film. 1331 01:03:29,790 --> 01:03:32,050 (phone ringing) 1332 01:03:32,050 --> 01:03:33,960 Okay, get back to work. 1333 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,410 - Should we tell him it's a digital camera? 1334 01:03:39,410 --> 01:03:40,520 - No, man, don't worry about him. 1335 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:41,880 So look, I just want you to push the button 1336 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:42,790 all the way through, 1337 01:03:42,790 --> 01:03:43,630 and we're gonna shoot this 1338 01:03:43,630 --> 01:03:45,720 from where Cynthia escapes inside the door. 1339 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,540 I can just cut it from the footage up to that moment. 1340 01:03:47,540 --> 01:03:48,400 - No need to explain. 1341 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,570 I remember it very well. 1342 01:03:50,570 --> 01:03:53,720 That's when Miss hysterical quit the movie. 1343 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,510 - Exactly, don't worry, I rewrote it. 1344 01:03:55,510 --> 01:03:56,670 We're gonna finish this. 1345 01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:57,510 - Okay. 1346 01:03:57,510 --> 01:03:58,360 - Let's roll as we go. 1347 01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,480 - Just as we have meet. 1348 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,000 - All right. 1349 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,150 - Turn your gear on, please. 1350 01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:03,990 Rehearsal. 1351 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,500 - Cut. 1352 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,340 - [Man] That was great. 1353 01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:22,170 - [Jake] Tell me we got that. 1354 01:04:22,170 --> 01:04:23,500 - [Man] Are you stupid or what? 1355 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,610 - Oh, we're movin' on. 1356 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:25,980 All right, so let's go and push in... 1357 01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:26,850 - Hey, hey hey. 1358 01:04:26,850 --> 01:04:28,210 Give me five. 1359 01:04:28,210 --> 01:04:29,040 What the hell was that? 1360 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,600 You almost crashed two cars! 1361 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,420 - Well, I just wanted to be like the real Jake, you know, 1362 01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:33,480 because I don't know if you know this, 1363 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,320 but he does his own stunts. 1364 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:37,300 - Hey! 1365 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,300 Did you see enough? 1366 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,930 It's not so exciting from up close, is it? 1367 01:04:40,930 --> 01:04:45,250 So, if you don't mind, we might as well go? 1368 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,730 - Hey guys, breaking for lunch. 1369 01:04:46,730 --> 01:04:47,900 Be back in 30. 1370 01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:52,000 - You stay here with me. 1371 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,990 Think I remember that you owe me lunch. 1372 01:04:55,990 --> 01:04:58,330 Oh, and actually, we're gonna need you to get ready, 1373 01:04:58,330 --> 01:05:00,790 because we're gonna shoot your scene right after lunch. 1374 01:05:00,790 --> 01:05:01,760 Need to get into makeup. 1375 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,820 Cover that up. 1376 01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:03,650 Good job. 1377 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,370 - Your turn. 1378 01:05:20,070 --> 01:05:21,320 - May I see it? 1379 01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:23,180 - Yeah. 1380 01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:25,510 Actually, here. 1381 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,670 This is, read this. 1382 01:05:32,770 --> 01:05:34,210 - I know you're wired, Claudia. 1383 01:05:34,210 --> 01:05:35,290 Who sent you? 1384 01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:39,510 Let me go, I'm not a double agent. 1385 01:05:39,510 --> 01:05:41,190 - The only way you could know the codes 1386 01:05:41,190 --> 01:05:43,440 is if you killed Simon Red. 1387 01:05:46,930 --> 01:05:47,770 Now you look me in the eyes 1388 01:05:47,770 --> 01:05:50,770 and tell me you don't work for them. 1389 01:05:55,530 --> 01:05:56,620 - I set you up, yes, 1390 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,540 but I had no choice. 1391 01:05:58,540 --> 01:06:00,420 They have my sister and will only let her go 1392 01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:02,590 in exchange for the codes. 1393 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,880 - I'm not buying the story about your sister, Claudia. 1394 01:06:16,210 --> 01:06:17,530 - That's it? 1395 01:06:17,530 --> 01:06:18,360 - That's it. 1396 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,200 - That's the end? 1397 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,870 - You don't like it? 1398 01:06:22,110 --> 01:06:25,940 - Well, I was only thinking I kind of like it 1399 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,860 when movies have happy endings. 1400 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,910 (groaning) 1401 01:06:30,910 --> 01:06:33,080 - You sound like the studio execs. 1402 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,180 Mr. Griffin, what about the audience? 1403 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:38,510 They love the happy endings. 1404 01:06:41,410 --> 01:06:42,910 - They don't know. 1405 01:06:45,190 --> 01:06:46,520 - You know what. 1406 01:06:49,850 --> 01:06:52,180 You might be onto something. 1407 01:06:58,410 --> 01:07:00,180 - All right, guys. 1408 01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:01,600 See ya at rehearsal, please. 1409 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,710 - [Woman] Rehearsal. 1410 01:07:02,710 --> 01:07:05,380 - [Man] Ready, whenever you are. 1411 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,030 - Listen up, everyone. 1412 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,610 I got some bad news. 1413 01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:13,380 Jake Griffin doesn't feel well today, 1414 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:15,730 which means we have to stop filming today. 1415 01:07:15,730 --> 01:07:16,820 There is no filming, friends. 1416 01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:17,750 You can all go home... 1417 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:18,590 Hey. 1418 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,980 - [Director] And action. 1419 01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:24,980 - Get your hands off me. 1420 01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:30,380 - Claudia, honey, I love you. 1421 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,080 Let's forget this whole thing happened, 1422 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,330 and start over. 1423 01:07:35,150 --> 01:07:37,970 I wanna start all over. - Go, go go! 1424 01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:39,390 - Our new life together. 1425 01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:40,960 (grunting) 1426 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,210 (groaning) 1427 01:07:48,540 --> 01:07:50,460 (groaning) 1428 01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:51,910 Cut! 1429 01:07:51,910 --> 01:07:52,750 - Great. 1430 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:53,920 - That was good, that was good. 1431 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,730 Hey, that felt good. 1432 01:07:55,730 --> 01:07:57,050 You all right? 1433 01:07:57,050 --> 01:07:57,880 Yeah? 1434 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:03,810 Cut means stop. 1435 01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:07,450 - [Man] Print that. 1436 01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:12,390 - Let me take that one too. 1437 01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:19,310 - You know what? 1438 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,860 If we are done here, 1439 01:08:22,930 --> 01:08:24,100 I grab my boat 1440 01:08:25,210 --> 01:08:27,670 and cruise down to Danube. 1441 01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:29,280 - You can come if you'd like. 1442 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,610 It's a big boat. 1443 01:08:32,030 --> 01:08:34,620 - [Jake] I didn't know you guys had a boat. 1444 01:08:34,620 --> 01:08:35,870 - Not for long. 1445 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:40,860 Mike loves it, but it costs a bit too much. 1446 01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:41,950 - Oh, come on. 1447 01:08:41,950 --> 01:08:43,610 I gotta give cheers. 1448 01:08:46,170 --> 01:08:48,470 Cheers to boys and their toys. 1449 01:08:48,470 --> 01:08:49,300 - Okay. 1450 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,270 - May they always have them. 1451 01:08:50,270 --> 01:08:51,100 - Cheers. 1452 01:08:53,670 --> 01:08:54,670 That's good. 1453 01:08:56,450 --> 01:08:57,380 Zoya. 1454 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,030 Zoya, Zoya, Zoya. 1455 01:08:59,030 --> 01:08:59,860 Zoya. 1456 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,550 Grow up, don't let him get to you. 1457 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,810 No guy is worth it. 1458 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:07,640 Huh? 1459 01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:17,710 - [Jake] Zoya. 1460 01:09:20,770 --> 01:09:21,600 - Oh. 1461 01:09:31,990 --> 01:09:34,160 - Is this a private party? 1462 01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:50,130 Came out here to finish a movie. 1463 01:09:52,330 --> 01:09:53,160 Who knows? 1464 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:56,740 It may be the last film I ever get to make. 1465 01:09:58,070 --> 01:10:01,210 Tomorrow's my last day on set, 1466 01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:04,960 so I go say my goodbyes and get some closure. 1467 01:10:11,490 --> 01:10:14,740 It'd be nice to have you there with me. 1468 01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:27,040 (gentle music) 1469 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,620 - Is this for real? 1470 01:10:32,060 --> 01:10:33,150 - [Man] Jake! 1471 01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:35,970 Get over here! 1472 01:10:35,970 --> 01:10:37,850 - Just you and me. - Let's get out of here. 1473 01:10:37,850 --> 01:10:39,290 - [Man] Come on, let's do it. 1474 01:10:39,290 --> 01:10:40,320 (dramatic music) 1475 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,150 - Oh yeah. 1476 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,330 (laughing) 1477 01:10:49,390 --> 01:10:50,560 - [Jake] Stop. 1478 01:10:52,330 --> 01:10:54,500 (gasping) 1479 01:10:57,660 --> 01:11:00,420 (laughing) 1480 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:02,010 - Okay, help me up. 1481 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,650 (laughs) 1482 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:23,180 (laughs) 1483 01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:27,410 - [Man In Backseat] What if he didn't take off, 1484 01:11:27,410 --> 01:11:29,330 and they just spent the night together? 1485 01:11:29,330 --> 01:11:30,160 Hmm? 1486 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:31,240 I'll go look. 1487 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,710 - We're going to die. 1488 01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:38,120 - No, we are not. 1489 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,550 - We are going to die. 1490 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,020 - No, we are not. 1491 01:11:46,070 --> 01:11:47,780 - No sign of Zoya. 1492 01:11:47,780 --> 01:11:49,610 Just a sick, bald cat. 1493 01:11:51,730 --> 01:11:53,560 - We are going to die. 1494 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,300 - What are you thinking about? 1495 01:12:01,930 --> 01:12:03,770 - Success and failure, 1496 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:08,600 and how thin the line is that separates the two. 1497 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,990 - What's the first movie you remember watching? 1498 01:12:11,990 --> 01:12:15,540 - It was a story about a kid and his grandfather, 1499 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:18,920 and they ran away from home together. 1500 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,280 It was a terrible film. 1501 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,530 But it was starring a bright and hopeful young actor 1502 01:12:24,530 --> 01:12:26,090 named Jacob Griffin. 1503 01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:26,980 My first movie. 1504 01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,240 That was the first movie I actually saw. 1505 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:32,380 I was four years old when I shot it. 1506 01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:34,130 I grew up in studios. 1507 01:12:55,090 --> 01:12:58,460 (gentle music) 1508 01:12:58,460 --> 01:13:01,360 - I grew up in the theater, 1509 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,550 because my mother was a ballerina, 1510 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:06,710 and that's what I thought I wanted to be too 1511 01:13:06,710 --> 01:13:08,050 for a long time. 1512 01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:12,380 I thought I would be just like her. 1513 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:21,620 But I've realized since then that classical, 1514 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:23,920 not good at it anyway. 1515 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:27,090 Modern dance is much more interesting. 1516 01:13:34,090 --> 01:13:36,170 - I think I have an idea. 1517 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:40,380 You're not gonna like it. 1518 01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:50,880 So, this is a stage of sorts. 1519 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,270 All right. 1520 01:14:02,130 --> 01:14:03,880 - What are you doing? 1521 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:06,830 - Here. 1522 01:14:14,470 --> 01:14:15,810 Let me see that. 1523 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,530 Are you ready? 1524 01:14:25,530 --> 01:14:27,180 - Ready for what? 1525 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:29,430 - To show me the real Zoya. 1526 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,640 (rhythmic drumming) 1527 01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:36,290 (dramatic music) 1528 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:41,050 Don't try to be someone you're not. 1529 01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:42,550 It's not worth it. 1530 01:15:49,910 --> 01:15:51,150 - [Richie] Oh, look at that. 1531 01:15:51,150 --> 01:15:53,900 Dumb shit made that little girl completely fall for him. 1532 01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:55,580 That's just great. 1533 01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:57,220 - [Mark] He's messing with our lives. 1534 01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:59,220 He's been MIA all day. 1535 01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:01,220 We gotta get rid of him. 1536 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,140 (gentle music) 1537 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,860 - Yeah, bud, of course. 1538 01:16:20,860 --> 01:16:23,520 No, you can definitely trust me. 1539 01:16:26,870 --> 01:16:29,120 (grunting) 1540 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:31,640 Who is that? 1541 01:16:36,070 --> 01:16:38,070 I don't know what to do. 1542 01:16:39,310 --> 01:16:40,140 - Hi. 1543 01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:42,580 - Hey Zoya. 1544 01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:44,060 No one's here, but you're here, huh. 1545 01:16:44,060 --> 01:16:44,890 - Always. 1546 01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:48,180 But I learned to play a little poker. 1547 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:50,210 - Well, that's good. 1548 01:16:50,210 --> 01:16:51,040 Hey, so good news. 1549 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,050 I finished the film. 1550 01:16:53,050 --> 01:16:54,630 Yeah, and I guess Mark 1551 01:16:54,630 --> 01:16:56,800 got me some congratulatory 1552 01:16:57,710 --> 01:17:00,490 farewell dinner in some restaurant. 1553 01:17:00,490 --> 01:17:02,930 The yacht club called Melba. 1554 01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:03,760 Yeah. 1555 01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:09,450 - I guess this is goodbye then. 1556 01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:10,370 - Oh, okay. 1557 01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:13,490 - Bon appetite. 1558 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,170 - [Jake] Hey. 1559 01:17:18,170 --> 01:17:19,530 (laughing) 1560 01:17:19,530 --> 01:17:20,360 - Oh God. 1561 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,440 (laughs) 1562 01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:26,440 - It's a dinner for two. 1563 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,420 - Jake, is it you? 1564 01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:34,230 - Yeah, hey Cynthia Star. 1565 01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:35,980 This is Jake Griffin. 1566 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,090 - Sweetie, did I wake you? 1567 01:17:41,140 --> 01:17:43,640 I feel so bad for hurting you. 1568 01:17:45,780 --> 01:17:48,780 How can I make it up to you? 1569 01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:50,360 Hmm? 1570 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,190 - I got an idea. 1571 01:17:51,190 --> 01:17:52,110 Come on in. 1572 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:04,390 - Everything is set here. 1573 01:18:04,390 --> 01:18:06,580 - They will have a final date. 1574 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:07,930 Tearful farewell. 1575 01:18:07,930 --> 01:18:08,760 - [Woman] Uh-huh. 1576 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:10,960 - Job done, case closed. 1577 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,050 - They'll have a nice romantic night. 1578 01:18:16,190 --> 01:18:18,940 Some dancing, and then off to bed 1579 01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:22,690 in separate rooms, of course. 1580 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,230 - We will join you at the boat 1581 01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:27,530 after we clear out the studio. 1582 01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:29,180 - Okay. 1583 01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:30,760 - Hawk to the nest. 1584 01:18:31,850 --> 01:18:33,270 Hawk to the nest. 1585 01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:35,460 Come in nest. 1586 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:36,650 - Stop, you idiot. 1587 01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:38,980 If you screw this up, you won't just lose your job. 1588 01:18:38,980 --> 01:18:40,880 I'll cut your head off, and I mean it. 1589 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:41,710 - Sorry. 1590 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,580 Everything is set. 1591 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,970 Cameras and microphones are in place. 1592 01:18:48,970 --> 01:18:50,370 Trust me. 1593 01:18:50,370 --> 01:18:51,570 I know what I'm doing. 1594 01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:54,000 - The happy couple is on their way. 1595 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,470 We'll be over as soon as I let this useless crew go. 1596 01:18:57,470 --> 01:19:00,420 - I bet this is the easiest job these film people ever had. 1597 01:19:00,420 --> 01:19:01,930 What a waste. 1598 01:19:01,930 --> 01:19:04,870 - The camera man was a really nice guy. 1599 01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:08,540 He recorded the whole thing for this American. 1600 01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:09,650 - He what? 1601 01:19:09,650 --> 01:19:12,450 - You know, as a souvenir. 1602 01:19:12,450 --> 01:19:14,600 He can show his grandkids. 1603 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:15,910 - And you let this happen? 1604 01:19:15,910 --> 01:19:19,390 What if he puts it on YouTube or sells it to a network? 1605 01:19:19,390 --> 01:19:20,660 - Well, luckily we won't live long enough 1606 01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:22,390 to see that happen. 1607 01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:23,610 Hey, congratulations, Buddy, 1608 01:19:23,610 --> 01:19:25,080 you just outdid yourself again. 1609 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,630 - Okay, I'm gonna have a talk with this guy. 1610 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:30,020 I'm not paying him until I get the film back. 1611 01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:32,530 Buddy, pull up his contract. 1612 01:19:32,530 --> 01:19:34,240 It just doesn't adapt. 1613 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,500 I call Mimi and check into this guy. 1614 01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,710 You go through his stuff. 1615 01:19:38,710 --> 01:19:39,550 - Okay. 1616 01:20:05,980 --> 01:20:07,230 - I'm a genius. 1617 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:12,480 You thought you could take me for a fool? 1618 01:20:23,590 --> 01:20:25,000 (speaking foreign language) 1619 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,840 - Cheers. 1620 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,750 (glasses clanking) 1621 01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:33,620 - Is that Buddy? 1622 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:34,870 - [Zoya] Buddy? 1623 01:20:38,310 --> 01:20:40,890 - You think that's Mark's boat? 1624 01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:43,670 - I have an idea. 1625 01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:46,060 Come with me. 1626 01:20:47,070 --> 01:20:48,660 Grab the champaign. 1627 01:20:50,490 --> 01:20:53,240 (dramatic music) 1628 01:21:18,690 --> 01:21:20,970 - I'd like to show you something. 1629 01:21:20,970 --> 01:21:21,810 Oh shoot. 1630 01:21:22,870 --> 01:21:25,740 He took the boat, the girl and my laptop. 1631 01:21:25,740 --> 01:21:28,220 - They have to come back sooner or later, okay? 1632 01:21:28,220 --> 01:21:29,620 I'm going up to the apartment. 1633 01:21:29,620 --> 01:21:31,370 You calm down and wait. 1634 01:21:31,370 --> 01:21:32,270 - Hey. 1635 01:21:32,270 --> 01:21:35,880 Look, I figured something out all by myself. 1636 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:37,210 - Relax, please. 1637 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,570 Wait here. 1638 01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,270 Do you understand me? 1639 01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:42,590 - Yes. 1640 01:21:42,590 --> 01:21:43,460 Just wait. 1641 01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:44,580 - Okay. 1642 01:21:44,580 --> 01:21:47,170 (lively music) 1643 01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:52,160 ♫ Whoa 1644 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:02,360 ♫ Did you think I lost my mind 1645 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:05,990 ♫ The night you left me 1646 01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:10,160 ♫ Did you think I'd die from the venom of your bite 1647 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:16,230 ♫ Well my heart is still untried 1648 01:22:16,230 --> 01:22:20,040 ♫ My heart is still untried 1649 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:23,810 ♫ My heart is still untried 1650 01:22:23,810 --> 01:22:27,560 ♫ My heart is still untried 1651 01:22:30,170 --> 01:22:31,820 ♫ Feel like I'm gettin' closer 1652 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:34,320 ♫ Startin' to feel like I got some closure 1653 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,410 ♫ Trying not to lose my composure 1654 01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:40,570 (background noise drowns out lyrics) 1655 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,590 - [Zoya] What's this? 1656 01:22:47,590 --> 01:22:49,500 - [Jake] It's a surprise. 1657 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,670 - [Zoya] I like surprises. 1658 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:56,020 ♫ Did you think I lost my mind 1659 01:22:56,020 --> 01:22:59,860 ♫ The night you left me 1660 01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:04,020 ♫ Did you think I'd die from the venom of your bite 1661 01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:09,780 ♫ Well my heart is still untried 1662 01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:13,450 ♫ My heart is still untried 1663 01:23:14,530 --> 01:23:16,780 (laughing) 1664 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,670 - Okay, mission completed. 1665 01:23:19,670 --> 01:23:23,730 Everything we've been filming is on this little... 1666 01:23:23,730 --> 01:23:26,210 What's wrong with you? 1667 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:30,790 - Mimi just e-mailed me this video from Jake's house. 1668 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:31,620 Check it. 1669 01:23:34,650 --> 01:23:37,310 The chick says he's a fake Jake. 1670 01:23:40,310 --> 01:23:42,120 - I'm a little bit confused now. 1671 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:43,110 I mean, I don't get this. 1672 01:23:43,110 --> 01:23:44,780 What does that mean? 1673 01:23:47,870 --> 01:23:50,450 - What do you think that means? 1674 01:23:57,260 --> 01:23:58,090 - Wow. 1675 01:23:59,850 --> 01:24:01,830 (gentle music) 1676 01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:02,790 - [Jake] Whoa. 1677 01:24:02,790 --> 01:24:03,690 Zoya. 1678 01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:05,780 (laughs) 1679 01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:12,040 (gentle music) 1680 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:30,430 - Ow. 1681 01:24:51,790 --> 01:24:54,540 (dramatic music) 1682 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:15,890 - [Jake] Morning. 1683 01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:21,030 - How much do you get paid per kiss? 1684 01:25:21,030 --> 01:25:22,200 You're a liar. 1685 01:25:23,590 --> 01:25:27,170 I hope you've enjoyed yourself, John Green. 1686 01:25:30,230 --> 01:25:31,680 - Zoya, hey now, come on. 1687 01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:32,510 - No. 1688 01:25:32,510 --> 01:25:34,060 - Zoya. 1689 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:37,450 Look, I can explain this, all right. 1690 01:25:37,450 --> 01:25:38,650 This isn't what you think it is. 1691 01:25:38,650 --> 01:25:39,490 - Really. 1692 01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:42,010 - It's actually kind of a funny story. 1693 01:25:42,010 --> 01:25:43,890 It's gonna make a good movie one day. 1694 01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:44,750 - A movie? 1695 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:45,910 - Yes. 1696 01:25:45,910 --> 01:25:46,990 - Go to hell. 1697 01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:49,430 Whoever you are. 1698 01:25:51,090 --> 01:25:53,090 - Zoya, come here. 1699 01:25:53,090 --> 01:25:55,260 - [Zoya] Get away from me. 1700 01:26:00,310 --> 01:26:02,970 (phone ringing) 1701 01:26:12,180 --> 01:26:13,390 - About time, Yvonne. 1702 01:26:13,390 --> 01:26:14,750 - Get up. 1703 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:17,500 We have a situation on the water. 1704 01:26:20,090 --> 01:26:21,670 - [Man] Guys, guys. 1705 01:26:23,090 --> 01:26:25,420 - [Yvonne] I'll come meet you. 1706 01:26:25,420 --> 01:26:28,170 (dramatic music) 1707 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:55,420 - [Jake] Zoya. 1708 01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:56,940 - [Zoya] Go to hell. 1709 01:26:56,940 --> 01:26:58,270 - We are going to die. 1710 01:26:58,270 --> 01:26:59,100 - Oh, come on. 1711 01:26:59,100 --> 01:26:59,930 - [Jake] Zoya. 1712 01:26:59,930 --> 01:27:01,470 - [Zoya] Don't try to be someone you're not. 1713 01:27:01,470 --> 01:27:03,000 It's not worth it, remember? 1714 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,600 - No, I just need to know who you are. 1715 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:06,650 Are you the sweet girl I've been hanging out with? 1716 01:27:06,650 --> 01:27:07,480 Or the spoiled brat 1717 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:09,580 whose big brother bought her a boyfriend? 1718 01:27:09,580 --> 01:27:11,460 - What's my brother got to do with this? 1719 01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:13,850 - No, did you pick me out of a catalog? 1720 01:27:13,850 --> 01:27:15,360 - I thought you cared about me. 1721 01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:16,810 I thought you wanted to help. 1722 01:27:16,810 --> 01:27:18,360 I guess I was wrong. 1723 01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:21,090 Oh, you think you can solve everything with your money? 1724 01:27:21,090 --> 01:27:23,900 Well spent, you bought yourself a cheap fake. 1725 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:26,400 Let me introduce you to John Green. 1726 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,230 - No, you know what. 1727 01:27:27,230 --> 01:27:28,700 Actually, yeah, let's clear up any misunderstandings 1728 01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:30,720 and talk about that for a second. 1729 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:32,490 - Hey, who are you? 1730 01:27:32,490 --> 01:27:34,710 Hey, what is my sister talking about? 1731 01:27:34,710 --> 01:27:36,010 Who is this guy? 1732 01:27:36,010 --> 01:27:38,580 - I can explain everything. 1733 01:27:38,580 --> 01:27:39,610 - Jake. 1734 01:27:39,610 --> 01:27:40,440 Hi Jake. 1735 01:27:42,710 --> 01:27:44,480 I came as fast as I could. 1736 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:46,150 Hi, hi everybody. 1737 01:27:46,150 --> 01:27:47,530 So, Cynthia came over. 1738 01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:48,570 She was kind of drunk, 1739 01:27:48,570 --> 01:27:51,040 and we, uh, she knows I'm not you. 1740 01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:52,240 Anyway, she was on the airplane, 1741 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,700 and she's on her way here right now. 1742 01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:55,680 - So, like I told you, it's a funny story. 1743 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,140 - Jake. 1744 01:27:57,140 --> 01:27:59,340 What's going on here? 1745 01:27:59,340 --> 01:28:00,170 - Hi Cynthia. 1746 01:28:00,170 --> 01:28:02,400 - Cynthia, what are you doin'? 1747 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,430 (laughing) 1748 01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:06,430 Lovely as ever, Cynthia. 1749 01:28:10,290 --> 01:28:13,110 - I can't believe you did this. 1750 01:28:13,110 --> 01:28:14,890 You know who I am? 1751 01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:17,640 I will destroy your stupid movie. 1752 01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,830 Go to hell, Jake. 1753 01:28:20,830 --> 01:28:23,000 - No, thanks, we broke up. 1754 01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:25,700 I love you. 1755 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:28,590 - Where did you find this nobody? 1756 01:28:28,590 --> 01:28:31,310 Is this the best you could do? 1757 01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:33,540 - Awe, your ex girlfriend. 1758 01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:34,370 Charming. 1759 01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:36,990 - Charming. 1760 01:28:36,990 --> 01:28:37,830 - [Man] Hey. 1761 01:28:37,830 --> 01:28:40,080 (grunting) 1762 01:28:42,170 --> 01:28:43,310 - Hey. 1763 01:28:43,310 --> 01:28:45,020 - [Cynthia] And who are you? 1764 01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:46,590 - That's unbelievable. 1765 01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:50,420 It seems that you have completed your contract. 1766 01:28:50,420 --> 01:28:52,220 - There was never a question. 1767 01:28:52,220 --> 01:28:53,140 - Uh-huh. 1768 01:28:53,140 --> 01:28:57,190 - It wasn't necessary to threaten us with your goons. 1769 01:28:57,190 --> 01:28:58,030 Dude. 1770 01:28:59,730 --> 01:29:03,380 - I have no idea what are you talking about. 1771 01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:06,210 These gentlemen are my colleagues. 1772 01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:10,320 I'm sorry if they threatened you. 1773 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:15,550 - Maxim deals in diamonds with stores all over Europe. 1774 01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:19,430 While you were screwing around in the states, 1775 01:29:19,430 --> 01:29:20,930 I googled the guy. 1776 01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:24,350 - That's, that's impressive. 1777 01:29:24,350 --> 01:29:26,700 Really, really impressive. 1778 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:29,110 You couldn't let us in on it? 1779 01:29:30,420 --> 01:29:31,630 - I tried. 1780 01:29:31,630 --> 01:29:33,290 Remember? 1781 01:29:33,290 --> 01:29:35,320 Hi babe, going to sleep now. 1782 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:38,170 - I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want you to know 1783 01:29:38,170 --> 01:29:43,010 that you will get the success fee as it was promised. 1784 01:29:43,010 --> 01:29:47,180 Of course there is one thing I can not understand. 1785 01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:51,400 How can you possibly talk a Hollywood star 1786 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:53,900 to act like his own lookalike? 1787 01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:55,860 And why? 1788 01:29:58,860 --> 01:30:00,860 - That's a great secret. 1789 01:30:02,210 --> 01:30:05,630 It's what makes us unique and successful. 1790 01:30:08,270 --> 01:30:10,520 (laughing) 1791 01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:18,130 (uplifting music) 1792 01:31:01,370 --> 01:31:02,850 (doorbell chiming) 1793 01:31:02,850 --> 01:31:04,350 - [Man] Who is it? 1794 01:31:07,550 --> 01:31:10,300 (dramatic music) 1795 01:31:41,870 --> 01:31:44,120 (laughing) 1796 01:31:45,650 --> 01:31:49,120 ("Untried" by The Kiralys) 1797 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,690 ♫ Hey 1798 01:31:50,690 --> 01:31:52,560 ♫ Ooh 1799 01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:56,470 ♫ Did you think I lost my mind 1800 01:31:56,470 --> 01:32:00,310 ♫ The night you left me 1801 01:32:00,310 --> 01:32:04,470 ♫ Did you think I'd die from the venom of your bite 1802 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:10,000 ♫ Well my heart is still untried 1803 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:21,100 ♫ Did you think I lost my mind 1804 01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:25,030 ♫ The night you left me 1805 01:32:25,030 --> 01:32:29,200 ♫ Did you think I'd die from the venom of your bite 1806 01:32:30,690 --> 01:32:34,860 ♫ Well, my heart is still untried 1807 01:32:34,860 --> 01:32:38,780 ♫ My heart is still untried 1808 01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:42,740 ♫ My heart is still untried 1809 01:32:42,740 --> 01:32:46,490 ♫ My heart is still untried 1810 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:52,120 ♫ Tossin and turnin' you had me losin' sleep 1811 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:56,450 ♫ Playin games with my mind like I was lost and weak 1812 01:32:56,450 --> 01:32:59,900 ♫ I never thought that it could hurt this bad 1813 01:32:59,900 --> 01:33:04,390 ♫ But this pain made me strong so I thank you for that 1814 01:33:04,390 --> 01:33:05,930 ♫ I hear the sound of my whole heart beat now 1815 01:33:05,930 --> 01:33:07,910 ♫ I got a will that's like concrete now 1816 01:33:07,910 --> 01:33:09,830 ♫ Wait hold up, let me describe 1817 01:33:09,830 --> 01:33:11,930 ♫ I feel like I got metal on the inside 1818 01:33:11,930 --> 01:33:14,900 ♫ Did you think I lost my mind 1819 01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:18,750 ♫ The night you left me 1820 01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:22,910 ♫ Did you think I'd die from the venom of your bite 1821 01:33:24,490 --> 01:33:28,750 ♫ Well my heart is still untried 1822 01:33:28,750 --> 01:33:32,600 ♫ My heart is still untried 1823 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:36,500 ♫ My heart is still untried 1824 01:33:36,500 --> 01:33:40,170 ♫ My heart is still untried 1825 01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:46,290 ♫ I cant believe that I felt the way that I did 1826 01:33:46,290 --> 01:33:50,360 ♫ Mixed up emotions they had me wantin' you back again 1827 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:54,230 ♫ Can't change that fast so I took my time to heal 1828 01:33:54,230 --> 01:33:58,080 ♫ Came out on top because my heart is my shield 1829 01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:02,300 ♫ Can't come down from this high 1830 01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:05,230 ♫ A feeling I cant buy 1831 01:34:05,230 --> 01:34:08,780 ♫ Did you think I lost my mind 1832 01:34:08,780 --> 01:34:12,620 ♫ The night you left me 1833 01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:16,780 ♫ Did you think I'd die from the venom of your bite 1834 01:34:18,380 --> 01:34:22,610 ♫ Well, my heart is still untried 1835 01:34:22,610 --> 01:34:26,460 ♫ My heart is still untried 1836 01:34:26,460 --> 01:34:30,320 ♫ My heart is still untried 1837 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:33,980 ♫ My heart is still untried 1838 01:34:36,990 --> 01:34:38,910 ♫ Whoa 1839 01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:42,820 ♫ Whoa 1840 01:34:46,510 --> 01:34:49,260 (dramatic music) 1841 01:35:24,160 --> 01:35:27,000 (MultiCom Jingle) 121609