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(1994) Greetings | Presented By CMG Team >>> facebook.com/groups/crazymovielovers 00 00:01:02,677 --> 00:01:10,000 >>> Subtitle by Jillur Rahman 1 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:34,845 No, no. 2 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,263 First, you should find out 3 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,849 what is the essential nature of the universe. 4 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:42,436 Is the universe an inherently irrational place 5 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,605 random and chaotic? 6 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,487 Chipmunk, your spoon. 7 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,906 Oh. 8 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,033 Your spoon... it's on the floor. 9 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,075 Oh! 10 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,577 Are you ready to order? 11 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,661 Uh, yes, I think. 12 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,371 The usual, please. 13 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:05,167 No. I'll have a cup of coffee and a corn muffin, please. 14 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,168 Ow! 15 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,003 Darling, that is your usual. 16 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,129 Oh. 17 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,839 Well, I'll have that then. 18 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,007 Okay. 19 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:12,966 Thank you. 20 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,718 - Aha! - What? 21 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,430 It loses 11,000 molecules per square centimeter 22 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,848 per second. 23 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:20,849 What does? 24 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,727 The comet. 25 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,103 Now... 26 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,356 which one of these do you like best? 27 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,358 Is this a personality test? 28 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,360 Mm, it's a sort of surprise. 29 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,445 They're all the same. 30 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,530 What? No, no. 31 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,572 Look. 32 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:36,615 That's aquamarine. 33 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,867 That's blue-green, and that's algae. 34 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,994 Well, you know at the atomic level 35 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,038 there's no such thing as color. 36 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,374 Though they did do that study 37 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,959 in Belgium that time... 38 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,085 or was it Denmark? 39 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,086 Babbling. 40 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,254 Anyway, babbling. 41 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,922 Anyway, the point was that... 42 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,215 What was the point? 43 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,634 Oh, that since protons are so much smaller 44 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,677 than light waves... 45 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,762 Algae. 46 00:02:58,762 --> 00:02:59,805 Thank you. 47 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,599 Since protons are so much smaller than light waves 48 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:05,269 how could they ever see it to begin with? 49 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:11,525 Oh, those Danes. 50 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:16,446 Or is there a fundamental order underlying all things? 51 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,703 Hey, Captain Marvel? 52 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,829 Shazam? 53 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,123 Oh, thanks. 54 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,084 I was just reading about Boyd's comet. 55 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,252 Boyd's what? 56 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,503 Comet? Like in the sky? 57 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,547 They say it's going to be here soon. 58 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,424 We're going to be able to see it. 59 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,009 You know why a comet's tail 60 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,886 always points away from the sun? 61 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:39,887 No. 62 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:40,971 Want to know? 63 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,097 - No. - No. 64 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,391 'Cause it's actually not a tail at all. 65 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,603 It's, it's bits of gas that the sun lights up. 66 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,689 We earthlings will try to keep that in mind. 67 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:55,027 Kind of like a 500-mile- long Jersey torch. 68 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,069 Wow. 69 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,947 It must be true. 70 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,199 The fact remains 71 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,243 that certain events are strictly accidental. 72 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,286 What fact? 73 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,915 Oh! 74 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:11,293 Oh, my, look at the time. 75 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:13,045 No problem. 76 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,256 Oh! 77 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,799 It's because it's spring. 78 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,760 Everything goes through upheaval 79 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,720 in the spring, wouldn't you say? 80 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,347 Come on, you little bitch. 81 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:25,682 Sounds like business. 82 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:26,683 M.G.T.F. Roadster. 83 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,684 Austin-Healey. 84 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:28,685 Cadillac coupe. 85 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:29,686 Buck. 86 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:30,687 You're on. 87 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:32,731 Blown intake valve. 88 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,066 Cracked distributor cap. 89 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,359 Busted muffler. 90 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,570 Are we all victims 91 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,074 of some comic cosmic accident, 92 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:45,285 or is there a grand design? 93 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,621 Oh, what luck. 94 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,626 T.C. Roadster. 95 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:53,877 That's a T.F. 96 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,798 A couple of college swells. 97 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,633 You handle them, Ed. 98 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:03,011 Hi, what seems to be the problem? 99 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,013 Um, uh... 100 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,600 Do you have anyone here 101 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,103 who knows how to deal with British automobiles? 102 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,145 I really don't want anyone 103 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,857 just poking around in there with a sharp stick. 104 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,361 Would it be all right if I looked under the bonnet? 105 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,197 Well, at least he called it a bonnet. 106 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,740 Ah... 107 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,952 so, that's the engine, huh? 108 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,871 Um, look, I think, perhaps we ought 109 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,497 to go somewhere else, do you? 110 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,669 Intake valve, I'm tellin' ya. 111 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,670 Busted muffler. 112 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,046 - Intake valve. - Busted muffler. 113 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,173 That's your problem right there. 114 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,174 What? 115 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,175 You got no spark. 116 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,176 What? 117 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,427 You have no spark. 118 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,053 Yes, I heard him, Catherine. 119 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,597 What do you think it means? 120 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,848 Is it the generator? 121 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:48,849 The coil? What? 122 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,142 Well, it's hard to say. 123 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,561 You see, you have a Lucas type four generator 124 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,397 on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. 125 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,817 They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard 126 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,570 than getting the electrical system right. 127 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,781 Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car? 128 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,494 Well, my guess is your stroke is too short 129 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,122 and you're getting premature ignition. 130 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,499 Does it ever feel that way? 131 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,751 Like what? 132 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,544 Like the stroke is too short 133 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,547 and you're getting premature ignition? 134 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,759 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 135 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,385 Could you just fix it 136 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,346 at least temporarily, do you think? 137 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,765 We're really running behind schedule here. 138 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,934 I'll check with my boss. 139 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,477 Don't go away. 140 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,025 He seems nice enough. 141 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,319 He, he's a troglodyte. 142 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,320 Intake valve, right? 143 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,321 Busted muffler? 144 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,322 I'm going to marry her. 145 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,323 Who? The dame? 146 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:47,366 Yeah. 147 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,408 Wow, that was fast. 148 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,409 What about the car? 149 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:50,827 Cracked distributor cap. 150 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,287 You wouldn't believe it. 151 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,206 I looked at her, she looked at me 152 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,666 and it was... it happened. 153 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:56,708 You could feel it. 154 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,752 It was like death, but in a good way. 155 00:06:58,794 --> 00:06:59,753 He's going screwy. 156 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,463 Pop, pop, pop, pop. 157 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,506 It was electric. 158 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,175 And then, then I kissed her. 159 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,135 You kissed a customer? 160 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,136 When? 161 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,137 In the future. 162 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,347 It was weird. 163 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,308 It was like time and space got all mixed up and... 164 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,185 it was like a Martian mind-meld. 165 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:16,186 He's cracking up. 166 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,729 All right, look, I want you to stay away from the magazines. 167 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,730 That's an order. 168 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,023 No, you don't understand. 169 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,108 It was, it was, okay... 170 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,068 the past, the present, and the future 171 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,069 they all went together. 172 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,863 I had kids with her. I could see the kids. 173 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,614 I had two boys and three... no. 174 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,866 Three boys, two boys... 175 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,075 Excuse me? 176 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,202 How long will all this take? 177 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,250 Well, that's up to you. 178 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,376 It is? 179 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,296 The car, you nut. 180 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,464 Um, I, uh... 181 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,217 the car, a few days. 182 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,635 That long? 183 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:52,431 I'm going to have to give it my full attention. 184 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,938 Well, in that case, I better call a phone. 185 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,899 Do you mind if I use your cab? 186 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,067 There's a cab in the office. 187 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:11,116 Ja, but the uncertainty principle postulates 188 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,160 a universe of chaos 189 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:16,997 where everything happens merely by chance. 190 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,044 Oh, thank you. 191 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,048 What's going on? 192 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,090 We'll take care of it. 193 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,763 Hello? I need a taxi. 194 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,473 Uh, Catherine Boyd. 195 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,016 B-O-Y-D. 196 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,684 What? Oh. 197 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,811 What's the address here? 198 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,064 130 Broad. 199 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,357 130 Broad. 200 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,652 The first stop is the Silas Paine Institute 201 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,655 then I'm going on to 112 Mercer. 202 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,156 Is that your address? 203 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,157 112 Mercer. 204 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,575 Two minutes! Thank you. 205 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:54,785 Bye. 206 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,457 Oh, huh! 207 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,708 Well... 208 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,168 it was Belgium. 209 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,503 It was? 210 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,504 What was? 211 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,630 Mm-hmm. The study. 212 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,673 Thank you. 213 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,092 You're welcome. 214 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,135 James, the taxi will be here in two minutes. 215 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,512 Oh, well done, darling. 216 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,138 We'll meet him on the corner. 217 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,473 Belgium. 218 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,016 Well, thank you. 219 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,351 Two days? 220 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,061 We'll call you. 221 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,938 I, for one, will never believe 222 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,024 that God plays dice with the universe. 223 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,664 We're wasting time. 224 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:41,874 Come on, serve already. 225 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,166 That's ridiculous. 226 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,086 How can you waste something that doesn't exist? 227 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,338 What, time doesn't exist? 228 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,673 Since when? 229 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:50,924 I wouldn't know. 230 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,218 If time doesn't exist, then there is no "when." 231 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,554 You hear, Liebitzrecht? 232 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,891 Another crazy theory. 233 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,602 Then tell me the correct time now, huh? 234 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,686 You see? 235 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:05,314 You can't, because as you're telling me 236 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,774 the future has already become the past. 237 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,776 Therefore, there is no present. 238 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,737 Therefore, time doesn't exist! 239 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:16,658 Oops! 240 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:24,166 Now your racket doesn't exist. 241 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,924 Oh. 242 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,383 Yes? 243 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,010 You're Albert Einstein. 244 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,720 Thank you. 245 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,096 Wow. 246 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,183 May I say what a great fan I am of yours? 247 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,226 Thank you. 248 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,810 That thing you wrote 249 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,021 about light being bent by gravitation 250 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,981 and the whole relativity thing? 251 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,691 Man, that is... jiving. 252 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:53,403 I'm still trying to figure it out. 253 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,364 Me, too. 254 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,202 Uh, can I help you, Mr...? 255 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:01,745 Walters, Ed Walters. 256 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:05,082 Hi. Um... actually, I was looking for a Catherine Boyd. 257 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,000 I must have the wrong address. 258 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,836 I'm sorry to bother you, sir. 259 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,588 Oh, Catherine's my niece. 260 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,714 She's your niece? 261 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,508 She's your niece? 262 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,009 I can't have a niece? 263 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,846 Well, that would make you her uncle. 264 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,182 It works nicely, doesn't it? 265 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,267 Wow! 266 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,270 Well, you see, I found this... 267 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,397 watch of hers at my garage, and, uh... 268 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,523 Oh, thank you. 269 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,817 I'll see that she gets it. 270 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:35,320 Actually, I was hoping to return it to her personally. 271 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,823 Why? 272 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,826 Let's just say... 273 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,329 it would be beneficial to her future. 274 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,833 Perhaps you better come in, Mr. Walters. 275 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:56,008 Ah, Mr. Walters, may I present Boris Podolsky 276 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,302 Kurt Godel, Nathan Liebitzrecht... 277 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,972 three of the greatest minds of the 20th century 278 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:07,102 and amongst them, they can't change a light bulb. 279 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,605 Edward, is it? 280 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,772 Yes. 281 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,233 Edward has come to pay a call on Catherine. 282 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,318 Oh, really. 283 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,527 That's nice. 284 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,613 Very nice. 285 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,497 I could fix this for you. 286 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,584 Oh, very nice. 287 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,878 Very nice. 288 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,048 Thank you very much. 289 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,843 Oh, that's my compass. 290 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,972 This is what got me started in my work. 291 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:48,435 So, young man, do you think time exists? 292 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,145 Time? 293 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,318 I was just reading about it 294 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,862 in Future Science magazine. 295 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,113 Tell us. 296 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,033 There are these twins, and one takes a journey 297 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,118 in a spacecraft at the speed of light 298 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,496 and the other one stays on Earth. 299 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,290 Well, the twin that travels into space 300 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:13,502 comes back years later, and he's young. 301 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,838 And the one who stayed on Earth, 302 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,756 by this time, is very old. 303 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:21,593 So, so, which one do you think is happier? 304 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,345 The young one. 305 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,013 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 306 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,891 No. The one that stayed behind. 307 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,934 Why? 308 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,894 Because he's had a full life 309 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,189 and he's had experiences and love and pain 310 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,233 and he has a family and friends. 311 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:39,152 And the one who left, 312 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,697 well, time has just passed. 313 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,990 Yeah. 314 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,701 This is good, no? 315 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,873 Tell us, what is your field of expertise? 316 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,374 My job? 317 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,585 I'm a... I'm an auto mechanic. 318 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:58,797 See the U.S.A. In your Chevrolet, ja? 319 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:03,093 Edward, what do you know about gravity? 320 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,344 Gravity? 321 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,345 Yeah. 322 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,639 We have a little gravity problem. 323 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,725 Please be careful, Edward. 324 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,268 Take it easy. 325 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,478 So, what do you think of our Catherine, Mr. Walters? 326 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,938 I think she's wonderful. 327 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,441 Wonderful to the power of three. 328 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,817 What power of three? 329 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,319 To the power of ten! 330 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,486 We all love her. 331 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,113 She's engaged, you know. 332 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,698 Yeah, I know. 333 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,908 I saw the ring. 334 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:29,453 He's a professor of experimental psychology, 335 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,662 James, uh... 336 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,497 - Morland. - The rat man. 337 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,916 You know what he does? 338 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:38,545 He puts electrodes on the genitals of the rats. 339 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,340 Some day, I do that to him. 340 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,514 Ah, we threw the racket up to get the birdie. 341 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,311 We threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket. 342 00:14:54,353 --> 00:15:00,984 I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him. 343 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,738 We're going to throw Godel up there next. 344 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,823 Yeah. 345 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,825 It's a vicious tree. 346 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,118 Edward, 347 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,204 Edward, what makes you think 348 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:17,626 that she would be better off with you? 349 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,295 I don't know. Just a feeling. 350 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,797 A feeling? 351 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,382 What kind of feeling? 352 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,261 This is going to sound crazy. 353 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,512 That's all right. 354 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:29,721 You can tell us. 355 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,307 We are all a little crazy here. 356 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,853 Well, when she came in the garage... 357 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:40,941 it was like everything slowed down, and got 358 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,610 very clear. 359 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,863 It's like when you're milling a camshaft 360 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,948 or grinding down the curve on a fender. 361 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,366 A-A-And as you're doing it, 362 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,327 you just know everything is going to work out perfect. 363 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,955 Everything's going to fit. 364 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,415 You know? 365 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,793 You ever have that feeling? 366 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,795 Yeah, one time in 1905. 367 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,007 Watch out. Watch out now! 368 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,720 Mr. Walters, are you all right? 369 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,310 That gravity... it's a killer. 370 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:21,565 Mr. Bamberger, I don't know what it is you think I can do. 371 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,983 I'm finishing my thesis. 372 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,652 I do some administrative work for my Uncle Albert... 373 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,196 but he adores you. They all do. 374 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,322 They'll listen to you. 375 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,489 No, no, no, sit here. 376 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,616 Get the full effect. 377 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,950 Please. 378 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,953 Catherine, I know I funded the Institute for Advanced Study 379 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,496 as a place for pure thought... 380 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,374 but... but... the symposium next week... 381 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,585 it's our last chance. 382 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,754 My accountants are all over me. 383 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,257 Sit a little closer. 384 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,512 Tell your uncle we need something... 385 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,180 a new invention for New Jersey... 386 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,140 something that can be... bought here 387 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,850 something that can be made here 388 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,019 something that can be launched from here. 389 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,022 It's important for the institute. 390 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,526 Stereo hi-fidelity. 391 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,115 Spike Jones! 392 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,452 Move a little closer. 393 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,997 It sounds like he's right here 394 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,166 like you could reach out and touch him. 395 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,168 Or slap him. 396 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:23,252 You were attracted to the earth 397 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,504 You were attracted to the earth 398 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:29,258 at 32 feet per second per second. 399 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,218 I believe it. 400 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:36,348 Ah, such a beautiful day. 401 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,645 Come, we'll find Catherine 402 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,730 and you'll give her the watch. 403 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,360 Look at this. 404 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:50,529 You know... 405 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,240 when I was a patent clerk in Switzerland 406 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,368 I used to wonder what the universe would look like 407 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:59,580 if I was traveling at the speed of light... 408 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,749 on a motorcycle. 409 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,463 Hello, professor Einstein! 410 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,048 How you doing, doc? 411 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,508 Good. Very good. 412 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,636 I always wanted a convertible. 413 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,018 Wahoo! 414 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:42,664 What? 415 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,457 Faster. 416 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,791 Faster. 417 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,627 Okay, hang on, doc. 418 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,150 Wahoo! 419 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:19,284 Please... 420 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,578 Help... help! 421 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,704 James... 422 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,747 Ah, professor. 423 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,123 I was looking for Catherine. 424 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,291 Is she here? 425 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,126 No. No, but I'm glad you've come anyway. 426 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,127 Dr. Morland! 427 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,796 I'm not going to do your test anymore! 428 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,214 Shouldn't somebody help this guy? 429 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,090 Oh, he's all right. 430 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,633 It's a time deprivation experiment. 431 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:37,177 Go on. Have a look. 432 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,849 This is right out of Martians Ate My Brain. 433 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,851 Have you ever read that story? 434 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,269 Don't I know you? 435 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,770 This is my friend Edward. 436 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,939 We're working on something together. 437 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,191 Really? What? 438 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,652 Attraction at a distance. 439 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:56,697 Well... shall we, uh... go and have a look at the, uh... 440 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,950 and, uh, please, don't touch anything, will you? 441 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:05,747 Let me show you the mouse I was talking about. 442 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,165 He's just around here. 443 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:12,171 Now, the mouse has learned that the red lever will give him 444 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,047 an electrical stimulus in the brain 445 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,133 that's something akin to sexual climax 446 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:19,011 and the blue lever will dispense him food. 447 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,890 Now, this one here hasn't eaten for three days. 448 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,559 There. 449 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,477 Now, why would he do that? 450 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,985 Uh... excuse me a moment, will you? 451 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,654 Gretchen, would you, um... 452 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,783 that's curious. 453 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:45,454 That fellow in the booth calmed down so quickly. 454 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,372 Yes. Funny, huh? 455 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,624 Where's your watch? 456 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,625 Huh? 457 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,543 You were wearing a wristwatch. 458 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,379 Well, I figured since time doesn't exist... 459 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,673 who needs a watch? 460 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,198 That was ausgezeichnet. 461 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,407 Thank you very much. 462 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,700 You're very welcome. 463 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:27,120 Next time I bring my goggles, ja? 464 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,705 All right, doc. 465 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,672 Ah, Catherine... 466 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:47,349 Hi. 467 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,520 The garage. 468 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,730 He's quite a guy, your uncle. 469 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:54,940 Yes, he... he... 470 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,108 Do you know him? 471 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,610 I get around. 472 00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,863 Did you take him on that thing? 473 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:01,905 Uh-huh. 474 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:05,033 You took Albert Einstein for a ride on a motorcycle? 475 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,076 Uh-huh. 476 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:08,078 - Well, don't ever do that again. - Why not? 477 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,872 Because he could've been killed. 478 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:10,914 He loved it. 479 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,165 He went "wahoo." 480 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,292 Wahoo? 481 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,919 When was the last time he went "wahoo"? 482 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,880 Well, I'm sure I don't know. 483 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,923 When was the last time you went "wahoo"? 484 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,759 Well, I'm sure I don't know. 485 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,137 Want a... want a lift? 486 00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,431 On that? 487 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,057 No. 488 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,309 No. 489 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,768 No. 490 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,855 Come on, what could happen? 491 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:36,273 So you die a little. 492 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,822 Hey, help me out, will you? 493 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,073 I'm a little nervous. 494 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,116 Oh, really? Why? 495 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:48,202 I'm trying to figure out the best way 496 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,453 to ask you to dinner. 497 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,872 Uh... mister... 498 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:53,749 Walters. Ed. 499 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:54,791 Right. 500 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,627 I'm sure you're a very nice person 501 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,546 and I'm happy to know that my future automotive safety 502 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,548 is in your large, very capable hands 503 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,051 but l-I really should be going that way 504 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,386 so... good-bye. 505 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:10,390 Well, then dinner's out of the question. 506 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:11,433 Yeah. 507 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:13,268 So I should give you this. 508 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,687 You found it. 509 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:16,813 You left it. 510 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:17,814 You fixed it. 511 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:18,815 I polished it. 512 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:19,900 Thank you. 513 00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:22,903 And I tightened the screws. 514 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,780 I can feel that. 515 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,782 It's very pretty. 516 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,743 It was my father's. 517 00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:32,329 I thought I'd lost it. 518 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,622 Thank you. 519 00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,040 You're welcome. 520 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,711 Um... I'm sorry if I was abrupt before. 521 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,797 No problem. 522 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,050 What? 523 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,301 Astonishing. 524 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:49,179 An unmistakable chemical reaction. 525 00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,681 What? 526 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,810 What? 527 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:56,854 Marlon Brando. 528 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,820 Maybe not. 529 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:08,949 So, James? 530 00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:09,992 Yes? 531 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,702 Where is it to be? 532 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,287 Where is what to be, Duncan? 533 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,289 The honeymoon, man, the honeymoon. 534 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,624 What have you two lovebirds decided on? 535 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:20,294 Uh, well, we haven't really discussed it much. 536 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:22,963 Um, though I was thinking the lturi forest 537 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,631 in the Belgian Congo. 538 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,258 The lturi forest. Excellent. 539 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,469 There's a pygmy village near the Embouti settlement. 540 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,263 You know it, don't you, Duncan? 541 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,639 Yes, it's fascinating. 542 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,975 Sort of a complete pygmy package if you'd like. 543 00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:37,603 There's hospitality heart, wild boar roast 544 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,980 you wash in the river, tribal rituals... 545 00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:41,398 that sort of a thing. 546 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,984 It's like being one of the tribe, really. 547 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,278 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 548 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,654 I like it. 549 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:50,115 I was thinking more along the lines 550 00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,326 of a million kisses on your skin. 551 00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:54,119 I beg your pardon, chimpmunk? 552 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:56,914 On Maui they have these natural slides 553 00:24:56,955 --> 00:25:00,334 formed from these volcanic eruptions of obsidian 554 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:01,919 and you go climbing up 555 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,421 and then you go sliding down a hundred feet 556 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,965 into what they call the Seven Sacred Pools. 557 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,259 And the water is so aerated 558 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:12,513 that it feels like a million kisses on your skin 559 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:16,433 or like an enormous tongue just licking your entire body. 560 00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:20,479 Dean, do you remember 561 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:22,856 we were talking about the funding? 562 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:26,652 Obsidian slides and great licking tongues? 563 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:29,404 My god, he's the head of the whole department. 564 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,115 - James? - Hmm? 565 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:35,327 How would you like a million kisses on your skin? 566 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,495 What? 567 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,956 What if we have our own primitive ritual 568 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,332 right here. 569 00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,750 Have you gone mad?! 570 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:43,252 What are you doing?! 571 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,593 You don't love me. 572 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:54,513 What, because I won't make love to you in the middle 573 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:56,056 of some dinner party? 574 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:58,517 Catherine, how can you say such a thing? 575 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,686 You know I love you more than anything. 576 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,063 You're my little munchkin, aren't you? 577 00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:04,731 I don't know, James. Am I? 578 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,441 But of course you are. 579 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,944 My little munchy munchkin. 580 00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:11,154 Look, I wasn't going to tell you this till later 581 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:13,448 but you remember that surprise I told you about? 582 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,575 No. 583 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,951 The cards. The color cards. 584 00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:17,119 Yes. 585 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,288 Well, when we come home from our honeymoon 586 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:21,582 we're going to have a home to come home to. 587 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,834 In Stanford. 588 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:26,253 Oh... 589 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:27,254 Full professor 590 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,047 Department of Applied Psychology. 591 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:32,759 And it comes with its own little munchkin nest. 592 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,095 And you already picked out the color. 593 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,555 Algae. 594 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,932 This is a color? 595 00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:41,810 And there'll be plenty of room for the children. 596 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,145 Children... 597 00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:45,814 James says that spacing them three and a half years apart 598 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:47,774 is optimal for their mental development. 599 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:50,485 But what about your mental development? 600 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,070 What? 601 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,906 Your research. 602 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:56,158 I don't know. 603 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,203 Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn't be a better mother 604 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,205 than a mechanic... mathematician. 605 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,375 Catherine... 606 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,253 when your father asked me to care for you 607 00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:12,758 I tried to tell him that the things I know 608 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:16,762 are not very useful in the real world. 609 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:20,724 And that's why I'm so lucky that I have James. 610 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:23,268 We have common goals and interests. 611 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:26,104 He's brilliant, organized, a planner. 612 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:29,483 I find him very stimulating. 613 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,943 Intellectually. 614 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:33,529 Yeah, but what about love, Catherine? 615 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:37,032 What?! 616 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:39,117 I said when does this all happen... 617 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,119 this wonderful, organized life? 618 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,371 In September. 619 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:44,373 They say Stanford is beautiful. 620 00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,916 That's what they say. 621 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:49,586 This is the happiest day of my entire life. 622 00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,639 Don't worry, liebchen. 623 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:02,266 It will work out. 624 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,153 I promise. 625 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:27,249 I'm crazy about this song. 626 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:28,792 Get him. 627 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,253 What are you, Podolsky, a hep cat? 628 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:33,422 No. I'm an American. 629 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:36,258 Oh... so what is it, Mr. Hep cat American? 630 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:37,885 I know. It's a... it's a... 631 00:28:37,926 --> 00:28:39,469 Look out! 632 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,934 Learn to drive, for God's sake! 633 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:47,853 They should make people pass a test 634 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:49,396 before they let them drive! 635 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,231 You had to pass a test. 636 00:28:51,273 --> 00:28:53,275 How else could you get a license? 637 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:56,236 A license? 638 00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:58,447 It's "tutti frutti" or hutti? 639 00:28:58,488 --> 00:28:59,781 Quiet! 640 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:03,410 What is wrong with you today, Albert? 641 00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:04,411 Eh! 642 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:05,829 Catherine... 643 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,998 she should be having more fun. 644 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,584 What she needs is a young man. 645 00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:13,629 She should go out, go dancing... 646 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:15,339 A little schtupping. 647 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,465 Come on. 648 00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:17,716 Nathan, please. 649 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:21,220 She thinks schtupping is a town in Bavaria. 650 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:24,765 Where are you taking us, Albert? 651 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:29,728 Well, boys, how would you like to have a convertible? 652 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:33,190 - Excellent! - Excellent. 653 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:55,671 Phew! 654 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:56,797 Perfect. 655 00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:58,131 Oh, beautiful. 656 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,718 Sir? 657 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:06,223 It's very nice upholstery. 658 00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:08,141 You're Albert Einstein. 659 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:11,270 E = mc squared. 660 00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:14,231 I hope so. 661 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:16,775 Tell me, this comes from the factory like this? 662 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:18,235 Oh, no, no. It's all custom. 663 00:30:18,277 --> 00:30:20,362 I can't believe it... in my garage. 664 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,738 This is a real honor. 665 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:23,907 Frankie, this is Professor Einstein, 666 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:25,993 the smartest person in the world. 667 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,995 How they hanging? 668 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,707 Edward! 669 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:33,083 Hey, doc. 670 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,126 Edward. 671 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,836 There it is. 672 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,171 What do you think? 673 00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:38,172 Is it possible? 674 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,506 Sure. Anything's possible. 675 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,300 He wants to turn that into this... 676 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,301 Convertible. 677 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,594 No problem. 678 00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:46,138 You were talking about the full treatment, Professor? 679 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,432 Ja, ja. The whole ball of wax. 680 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,143 Podolsky, stop that. 681 00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,145 Okay, so we chop the top, 682 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,105 do a modified nose and deck... 683 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:56,440 Fill and block. 684 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:58,317 French tuck and roll on the inside. 685 00:30:58,442 --> 00:30:59,735 Dago the front? 686 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,028 Just a touch. 687 00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:02,738 Quad barrels for the mill. 688 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:04,406 A master kit. 689 00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:05,741 Hot coil. 690 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:07,075 Stinger exhaust. 691 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:08,744 High nickel chrome. 692 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,245 Sound good? 693 00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:11,705 Like Mozart. 694 00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:13,457 You know, I recall 695 00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,293 here someplace is an ice cream parlor. 696 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:17,753 Come, we get a scoop. 697 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:19,379 Doc, actually, it's this way. 698 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:20,714 Is it all right? 699 00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:22,049 Yeah, go, go. 700 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,383 Thank you very much. 701 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,344 - Sure. - Sure. 702 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:32,809 When I first arrived here in 1933, 703 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:36,813 I went and bought one of these triple scoops. 704 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:38,273 What flavor? 705 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:40,025 Peppermint. 706 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,151 You see? 707 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,819 This is a good question. 708 00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:44,321 "What flavor?" 709 00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:48,283 Simple, specific, and it has an answer. 710 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:50,744 You read a lot of science fiction. 711 00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:55,666 Tell me, do you think they'll ever find intelligent life 712 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,001 anywhere in the universe? 713 00:31:58,043 --> 00:32:00,295 They're still looking for intelligent life 714 00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:01,588 here on Earth. 715 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:08,595 You know, Catherine... she's a brilliant mathematician 716 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,389 but she lacks confidence. 717 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,225 She thinks her contribution to the world 718 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,018 will be through her children. 719 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,938 She has this crazy idea 720 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:21,692 that if she marries an intellectual 721 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:24,903 she will have genius children 722 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:27,447 or something like that. 723 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:30,492 Catherine... she's too smart for that. 724 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,286 Oh, she's too smart here. 725 00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:33,704 But not here. 726 00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:37,708 What she needs is to go out with someone like you. 727 00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:39,042 The problem is 728 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:42,629 she would never go out with someone like you. 729 00:32:42,671 --> 00:32:44,006 That's easy. 730 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:47,134 Just lend me your brain for a couple of days. 731 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:51,180 What? 732 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:55,225 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 733 00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:58,103 What would be the odds of that happening? 734 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:05,736 It's still not right. 735 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:06,737 What? 736 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,488 He doesn't look like a scientist. 737 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:11,450 So, what's the plan again, doc? 738 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:12,910 Here, try this. 739 00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:15,787 The plan is we talk science. 740 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,414 We have something to eat. 741 00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:19,291 We drink some schnapps. 742 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,834 And we talk about life. 743 00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:22,336 I think it's too fashionable. 744 00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:23,629 Yeah, yeah. 745 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,632 Here... take some. There's a coat. 746 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,841 Wait, wait. 747 00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,718 Nathan, your cardigan. 748 00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:35,265 What do I do if she asks me a question? 749 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:36,642 Ah. 750 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,101 She asks you a question... 751 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:41,438 here... you pretend to smoke a pipe. 752 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,981 And then you say, 753 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:45,192 "Interesting concept." 754 00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:47,110 Don't worry. 755 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,279 We'll change the subject. 756 00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:51,240 Change the subject? 757 00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:53,283 You know, like in football. 758 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,327 We'll run interference. 759 00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:56,828 And now... 760 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:58,163 this is a tie. 761 00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:00,290 Here... this will hold up your pants. 762 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,250 Good, huh? 763 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,292 Yeah. 764 00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,753 Yeah. 765 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,797 He looks like a French impressionist. 766 00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:08,048 Yeah, yeah. 767 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,820 ...the nuclear configuration 768 00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:31,613 is given by the expectation value 769 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:34,783 of the nuclear Hamiltonian, in a state with "M" neutrons... 770 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:40,080 ...Will occur if the energy of the fuse state is lower 771 00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:41,331 than the energy of... 772 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,586 Our task is to see if the dynamics dictated 773 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:47,588 by the interaction Hamiltonian 774 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,215 generates a sufficiently rapid reaction 775 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:53,260 to make cold fusion-powered engines feasible. 776 00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:54,511 Hello. 777 00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:56,680 Hello. 778 00:34:56,722 --> 00:34:57,890 Hello, liebchen. 779 00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:04,062 So, we have here E over C squared. 780 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,231 It's E squared. 781 00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:08,192 Minus E squared over B 782 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:09,860 minus V of X. 783 00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:18,243 Uh, what's going on? 784 00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:19,870 It seems our friend Edward here 785 00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,789 has been holding out on us. 786 00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:27,169 In addition to being a very fine automotive mechanic 787 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:31,256 he is also in physics something of a wunderkind. 788 00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:34,051 A wunderkind. 789 00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:35,219 I, I had this idea. 790 00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:38,180 I ran it by the doc and we worked on it together 791 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:40,682 and everybody thought it wasn't so bad. 792 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:42,100 So! "It wasn't so bad." 793 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,268 It was astonishing. 794 00:35:43,352 --> 00:35:44,520 Very innovative. 795 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,647 Well, do I get to hear what it is? 796 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:49,900 I figured out how to build 797 00:35:49,942 --> 00:35:52,945 a nuclear-powered spacecraft engine, I think. 798 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,655 A fusion engine. 799 00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:55,405 A what?! 800 00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:57,199 The process that fuels the stars. 801 00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:58,992 We're going to put it in a bottle. 802 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,912 Cold fusion. 803 00:36:01,954 --> 00:36:03,830 It's mind-boggling. 804 00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,415 He's a mechanic. 805 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:07,876 I was a clerk in a patent office. 806 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:09,670 Faraday was a carpenter. 807 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:12,589 Isaac Newton was an insurance salesman. 808 00:36:14,216 --> 00:36:15,342 Fusion. 809 00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:17,094 Fusion. 810 00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:19,221 Really? Well, what are you wearing? 811 00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:23,100 What difference does it make what he is wearing? 812 00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:28,272 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 813 00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:32,401 Well, that's perfect for New Jersey. 814 00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:33,986 New Jersey? 815 00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,237 The symposium. 816 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,072 I don't suppose you have a paper on this. 817 00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:37,906 Paper? 818 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:40,742 No, no, you see, there are certain details... 819 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:42,661 We must check the spelling. 820 00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:44,872 We could have it ready. 821 00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:45,956 You could? 822 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:47,249 Yeah. Sure. 823 00:36:47,332 --> 00:36:48,709 Couldn't we? 824 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,127 Ja, we could. 825 00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:53,922 When is the symposium? 826 00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:56,091 April 1. 827 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,426 Five days. 828 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,094 That's not a problem. 829 00:36:59,136 --> 00:37:00,345 Oh, this is great! 830 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,347 Bamberger will be thrilled. 831 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:05,809 I am very grateful. 832 00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:08,770 This is so... huge, really. 833 00:37:11,732 --> 00:37:15,694 Isaac Newton was not an insurance salesman. 834 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,205 W-what? 835 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:30,334 Boys, our little experiment 836 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:33,545 has just jumped to a higher energy level. 837 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:38,091 Over X... 838 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,843 minus Y to the X + Y... 839 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:41,178 Minus Y to the X... 840 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:42,763 What language is that, Martian? 841 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:43,805 Wait, wait a minute, wait. 842 00:37:43,847 --> 00:37:45,390 You're not changing anything, are you? 843 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:46,391 No. 844 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,684 Well, what's all that? 845 00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:48,685 Nothing. 846 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,312 All right, grab your scalpel. 847 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:51,772 Let's operate. 848 00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:57,945 I don't believe it! 849 00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,613 Einstein's car! 850 00:37:59,655 --> 00:38:01,156 We do this right, Eddie boy, 851 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,534 we're going to have a whole new clientele! 852 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:04,743 Whoo! 853 00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:13,168 Welcome to the first international physics symposium 854 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:16,713 designed to bring together the very best minds. 855 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:19,049 It's time, Edward. 856 00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:23,887 Now, this is the largest gathering of the scientific... 857 00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:25,389 I can't do this. 858 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:29,059 Why? Because you're sick with fear and anxiety? 859 00:38:29,101 --> 00:38:30,227 99% Of the world 860 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,813 wakes up like this every morning. 861 00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:33,814 Every morning. 862 00:38:33,856 --> 00:38:35,107 Every morning. 863 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:40,988 Edward, just remember why you are doing this. 864 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:45,701 Many of the mysteries that we, until now, only... 865 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:47,619 She's not even here. 866 00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:49,413 It's not as if he's even ever shown 867 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:51,081 any signs of normal intelligence. 868 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,666 Think of that... nuclear fusion. 869 00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:54,209 I suppose these things happen. 870 00:38:54,251 --> 00:38:55,502 Idiot savant... you know, 871 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,337 a mental patient plays perfect chess 872 00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:58,839 a nine-year-old from Alabama 873 00:38:58,881 --> 00:39:01,175 suddenly starts speaking in iambic pentameter. 874 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,093 James, it's packed! 875 00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:07,014 To open our program here, delivering his paper 876 00:39:07,055 --> 00:39:11,310 entitled "Cold Fusion-Powered Exploration Paradigms" 877 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:13,937 is our very own Edward Walters. 878 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:24,323 Edward Walters. 879 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:30,787 Dr. Walters? 880 00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:32,998 Dr. Walters? 881 00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:35,918 Doctor...? 882 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,645 Are you all right, Dr. Walters? 883 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:56,855 Ed. 884 00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:58,524 Ed? 885 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,695 Ed. 886 00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:16,875 No, no 887 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:21,171 it's P squared over N, not N squared over P. 888 00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:23,131 She's not even here. 889 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:28,220 If she marries a genius, she'll have genius children. 890 00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:30,013 Do something. 891 00:40:30,055 --> 00:40:33,892 I am doing something, but it's not helpful. 892 00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:35,477 Or pleasant. 893 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:38,647 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 894 00:40:38,689 --> 00:40:41,066 Distinguished colleagues... 895 00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:44,278 honored guests... 896 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:46,780 Edward, just remember 897 00:40:46,822 --> 00:40:50,617 why you are doing this. 898 00:40:57,207 --> 00:41:00,419 Any journey in life... 899 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:05,215 if not done for human reasons, with understanding and love... 900 00:41:05,215 --> 00:41:07,050 This is not the paper we wrote. 901 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:08,677 Shh! Listen. 902 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,638 ...would be a very empty and lonely one. 903 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,806 And look. 904 00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:17,853 Something worth remembering, 905 00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:21,815 since nuclear-powered spacecraft may soon make the ancient dream 906 00:41:21,857 --> 00:41:27,321 of traveling to the edge of the universe and back... 907 00:41:27,362 --> 00:41:28,989 a reality. 908 00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:33,869 The source of that power 909 00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:38,373 is the very source that fuels the stars themselves 910 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:39,791 and, in doing so 911 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:45,255 fuels our imagination and our dreams. 912 00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:47,424 Let us suppose 913 00:41:47,466 --> 00:41:51,261 that V of X is the standard barrier 914 00:41:51,303 --> 00:41:53,639 of penetration potential 915 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:59,603 and that size... and nuclear... function... 916 00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:06,401 then, as usual, minus l-H-R-D sine D-T equals 917 00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:09,404 minus D squared 918 00:42:09,446 --> 00:42:13,158 psi D-X squared 919 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,202 plus V of X. 920 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:20,832 What a circus! 921 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:23,669 As if the scientific analysis wasn't mind-numbing enough 922 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:26,004 what was all that mush about the human heart? 923 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:29,049 You didn't understand that because you're not a physicist. 924 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,717 Yeah, well, let's remember, darling, 925 00:42:30,759 --> 00:42:32,135 neither was he until recently. 926 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,929 Did you notice he still had grease 927 00:42:33,929 --> 00:42:35,138 under his fingernails? 928 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,431 Edward, congratulations. 929 00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:37,724 To genius. 930 00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:39,601 To fusion. 931 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:41,103 To the heart. 932 00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:42,563 - Ah! - Ah! 933 00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:44,773 Ah, oh, so you never went to college. 934 00:42:44,815 --> 00:42:46,608 I barely finished high school. 935 00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:48,777 I was always taking apart some car. 936 00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:51,530 And yet, you have such an amazing grasp of theory. 937 00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:54,533 Do you know, I believe that you used Debrawley's formula 938 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,368 for the length of the pilot wave. 939 00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:57,411 Of course he did. 940 00:42:57,494 --> 00:42:59,663 It was a brilliant stroke. 941 00:42:59,705 --> 00:43:01,206 I couldn't have done without it. 942 00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:03,292 Oh! I forgot that. 943 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:04,501 Wait a minute. 944 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:06,170 Could you, could you remind me? 945 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,504 Um... 946 00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:09,840 Yeah. Um, sure. 947 00:43:09,882 --> 00:43:11,508 Uh... 948 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:13,594 X 949 00:43:13,635 --> 00:43:14,761 equals... 950 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:16,972 one 951 00:43:17,014 --> 00:43:18,348 plus, uh... 952 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:20,517 W... 953 00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:25,355 X equals one plus W 954 00:43:25,397 --> 00:43:26,356 cubed... 955 00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:31,945 in... 956 00:43:31,987 --> 00:43:33,488 over pi. 957 00:43:33,530 --> 00:43:36,158 Right, right. 958 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,242 Can you invert that? 959 00:43:39,161 --> 00:43:40,412 Where is he?! 960 00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:42,331 Where is that beautiful boy? 961 00:43:42,372 --> 00:43:43,540 Rocket ships. 962 00:43:43,582 --> 00:43:45,542 - Zoom! - Zoom! 963 00:43:45,584 --> 00:43:47,753 Home run, Catherine, home run! 964 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:48,962 Thank you, sir. 965 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:51,507 Ed Walters, may I present Louis Bamberger? 966 00:43:51,548 --> 00:43:54,968 If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, 967 00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:57,638 you would have a lot of nickels. 968 00:43:57,679 --> 00:44:01,099 An honor and a pleasure, sir. 969 00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:02,643 New Jersey... 970 00:44:02,684 --> 00:44:05,145 leader in intergalactic rocket exploration. 971 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:07,481 How does that sound for a license plate? 972 00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,899 Long. 973 00:44:08,941 --> 00:44:10,192 Huh? Oh... 974 00:44:10,234 --> 00:44:11,485 sense of humor. 975 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:13,153 I love this boy. 976 00:44:13,195 --> 00:44:16,365 May I steal my niece for one minute, please? 977 00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:18,492 Uh, well, actually, we were just about to leave. 978 00:44:18,534 --> 00:44:20,661 Just for one moment, please. 979 00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:21,995 I need some air. 980 00:44:22,037 --> 00:44:24,998 James, how is the rat business? 981 00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:26,667 Um, well, it's really students 982 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:28,502 that I'm experimenting on now. 983 00:44:28,544 --> 00:44:30,838 My god, the mazes must be enormous. 984 00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:35,717 Green, black, red. 985 00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:36,927 Look at that. 986 00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:38,679 It's like having four pens in one. 987 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:42,057 What an exciting time to be alive. 988 00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:44,309 Louis, we need to have a talk. 989 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:46,603 This is going to be something I understand, isn't it? 990 00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:47,521 Yeah, yeah. 991 00:44:47,521 --> 00:44:49,189 I don't understand what you say to me. 992 00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:50,983 Yes, but you see... 993 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:56,321 Oh, that's better. 994 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:58,365 Look, Catherine. 995 00:44:58,407 --> 00:45:02,411 Look at the stars, look at the sky, 996 00:45:02,452 --> 00:45:03,537 look at... 997 00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:05,163 Edward. 998 00:45:05,247 --> 00:45:08,750 We were just talking about the stars. 999 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,878 Ah... well, enough breathing. 1000 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,421 Wow. 1001 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:15,841 What a night. 1002 00:45:15,883 --> 00:45:18,343 I haven't seen a sky like this since I was a kid. 1003 00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:20,679 That's stargazers' field. 1004 00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:23,015 How many stars do you think are up there? 1005 00:45:23,056 --> 00:45:24,016 Hmm. 1006 00:45:24,057 --> 00:45:26,685 Um, ten to the twelfth, plus one. 1007 00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:28,854 Ah, you don't have to say that. 1008 00:45:28,896 --> 00:45:31,231 No, really, everybody is quite impressed. 1009 00:45:35,736 --> 00:45:37,529 Do you know why a comet's tail 1010 00:45:37,571 --> 00:45:39,364 always points away from the sun? 1011 00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:40,574 Yes. 1012 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,368 Me, too. 1013 00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:46,872 My grandma used to tell me that 1014 00:45:46,872 --> 00:45:50,584 stars are where a woodpecker pecked holes in the sky. 1015 00:45:50,626 --> 00:45:53,212 She wasn't that scientifically minded. 1016 00:45:53,295 --> 00:45:55,214 When my father looked at the sky 1017 00:45:55,297 --> 00:45:57,216 he didn't really see stars. 1018 00:45:57,299 --> 00:45:59,051 He said he saw 1019 00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:03,055 great seas of fire and nuclear furnaces. 1020 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:05,891 He said it was like a very violent ballet 1021 00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:08,560 only it was too small for anyone to see. 1022 00:46:12,231 --> 00:46:14,650 What is keeping James? 1023 00:46:14,691 --> 00:46:16,151 I don't know. 1024 00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,487 He discovered a comet. 1025 00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:19,863 James discovered a...? 1026 00:46:19,905 --> 00:46:21,156 No. My father. 1027 00:46:21,198 --> 00:46:23,158 They named it after him. 1028 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,493 Boyd's comet. 1029 00:46:24,535 --> 00:46:25,536 Mm-hmm. 1030 00:46:25,536 --> 00:46:26,828 Oh, my god, that's you. 1031 00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:28,163 That's your father. 1032 00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:29,540 Mm-hmm. 1033 00:46:29,581 --> 00:46:31,708 L-I was just reading about that in the... 1034 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,544 Oh, you've read his works? 1035 00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:34,837 Well, some of them. 1036 00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,004 There are so many. 1037 00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:37,381 Three. 1038 00:46:37,422 --> 00:46:39,007 Three? Really? 1039 00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:41,009 There... it seemed like more. 1040 00:46:41,051 --> 00:46:43,053 They're all so action-packed. 1041 00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,643 Action-packed? 1042 00:46:49,685 --> 00:46:51,395 What is he saying? 1043 00:46:52,729 --> 00:46:54,523 He's coming back. 1044 00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:55,524 James? 1045 00:46:55,566 --> 00:46:57,901 No. Uh, my father. 1046 00:46:57,943 --> 00:46:59,736 You know, just before he died 1047 00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:02,030 he promised that when the comet came back 1048 00:47:02,072 --> 00:47:03,740 he'd be riding on it. 1049 00:47:03,782 --> 00:47:05,534 Right, uh... 1050 00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:08,120 right there. 1051 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:11,707 I think it's there, just below Cassiopeia. 1052 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,835 Ah, you're right. 1053 00:47:16,211 --> 00:47:18,797 He said he'd be riding on it 1054 00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:21,466 looking down to make sure I was okay. 1055 00:47:21,508 --> 00:47:22,843 So, how are you? 1056 00:47:22,885 --> 00:47:24,178 Are you okay? 1057 00:47:24,219 --> 00:47:26,013 Catherine? 1058 00:47:26,054 --> 00:47:28,307 Catherine! 1059 00:47:28,348 --> 00:47:30,184 The rat man cometh. 1060 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:31,185 I... 1061 00:47:31,268 --> 00:47:32,978 Catherine? 1062 00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:36,023 Somebody call a doctor. 1063 00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:37,733 Albert, say something. 1064 00:47:37,774 --> 00:47:41,695 I just had too many knerdlers for lunch. 1065 00:47:41,737 --> 00:47:43,363 I need my pills. 1066 00:47:43,405 --> 00:47:45,365 Catherine, you know where they are? 1067 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:46,700 At home. 1068 00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:48,202 Edward, you drive me. 1069 00:47:49,703 --> 00:47:51,830 Yes, all right, you-you drive him home. 1070 00:47:51,872 --> 00:47:53,832 I'll collect your things, Catherine, 1071 00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:56,335 and I'll see you at the Cafe Day Cup later. 1072 00:47:56,376 --> 00:47:57,336 Yes. Yes. 1073 00:47:57,377 --> 00:47:59,463 Yes? 1074 00:47:59,505 --> 00:48:03,050 Albert, you want us to come with you? 1075 00:48:03,091 --> 00:48:04,343 No, no. 1076 00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:05,677 Watch out. 1077 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,471 Good-bye, please. 1078 00:48:07,513 --> 00:48:09,348 Let's go. Let's go. 1079 00:48:13,852 --> 00:48:14,811 Wait a minute. 1080 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:17,147 How do we get home? 1081 00:48:17,189 --> 00:48:18,649 Good question. 1082 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:19,983 Oh... 1083 00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:22,152 it's a lovely night. 1084 00:48:22,194 --> 00:48:23,779 We walk. 1085 00:48:34,998 --> 00:48:38,335 Oh, look, I found my pills. 1086 00:48:38,377 --> 00:48:44,007 Now... maybe we can catch some of this in a glass. 1087 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:46,009 Should get you out of this. 1088 00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:48,178 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1089 00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:49,721 Over there. 1090 00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:52,057 That cafe, Edward. 1091 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:06,113 It's a very bad Albert Einstein joke. 1092 00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:07,990 Maleva was his first wife. 1093 00:49:08,031 --> 00:49:09,324 She divorced him. 1094 00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:11,994 Yeah, I lived too much here and not enough here. 1095 00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:13,120 She have children? 1096 00:49:13,161 --> 00:49:14,121 Two boys. 1097 00:49:14,162 --> 00:49:15,455 Hans Albert. 1098 00:49:15,455 --> 00:49:19,126 His mother named him while I was out of town. 1099 00:49:19,168 --> 00:49:20,586 And Edward. 1100 00:49:20,627 --> 00:49:22,129 Yes? 1101 00:49:22,171 --> 00:49:25,007 No. Edward was the name of the other boy. 1102 00:49:25,048 --> 00:49:28,135 Oh. 1103 00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:31,597 Well, you must have lived here at least twice. 1104 00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:33,682 Edward... 1105 00:49:33,724 --> 00:49:38,395 how did you first think of atomic fuel? 1106 00:49:38,437 --> 00:49:41,773 Well, it just sort of hit me. 1107 00:49:41,773 --> 00:49:42,733 Boom. 1108 00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:43,817 - Boom. - Boom. 1109 00:49:43,859 --> 00:49:47,738 Was it a Kessler boom or an accident? 1110 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:50,616 Because Kessler believes that accidental discoveries 1111 00:49:50,657 --> 00:49:52,034 are not accidents at all. 1112 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:55,037 That people have moments of insight and intuition 1113 00:49:55,078 --> 00:49:57,497 that they're prepared for by their experience 1114 00:49:57,539 --> 00:49:59,708 to recognize them for what they are. 1115 00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:02,669 Babbling. 1116 00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:04,254 Babbling? 1117 00:50:04,296 --> 00:50:06,673 No, you're not babbling. 1118 00:50:06,715 --> 00:50:11,094 If I had a mind like yours, I wouldn't stop talking. 1119 00:50:14,973 --> 00:50:16,975 I think it's letting up. 1120 00:50:24,816 --> 00:50:26,735 I think she wants to leave. 1121 00:50:26,777 --> 00:50:29,696 She doesn't know what she wants. 1122 00:50:44,169 --> 00:50:45,921 Still raining. 1123 00:50:45,963 --> 00:50:48,006 Still raining. 1124 00:51:26,003 --> 00:51:30,757 I think your uncle wants us... to dance. 1125 00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:32,759 Oh, now, 1126 00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:34,344 don't be irrelevant, Ed. 1127 00:51:34,386 --> 00:51:36,513 You can't get from there to here. 1128 00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:37,848 Why not? 1129 00:51:37,890 --> 00:51:39,183 Now, don't tell me 1130 00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:41,852 that a famous and brilliant scientist 1131 00:51:41,894 --> 00:51:43,312 such as yourself 1132 00:51:43,353 --> 00:51:45,397 doesn't know about Zeno's paradox. 1133 00:51:46,982 --> 00:51:48,317 Remind me. 1134 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:50,027 You can't get from there to here 1135 00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:52,821 because you always have to cover half the remaining distance. 1136 00:51:52,863 --> 00:51:56,074 Like, from me to you, I have to cover half of it. 1137 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:57,409 But, see? 1138 00:51:57,451 --> 00:51:59,703 I still have half of that remaining, so... 1139 00:51:59,745 --> 00:52:02,122 I cover half that and, um... there's still 1140 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,123 half of that left 1141 00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:05,250 so I cover half of that 1142 00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:08,504 and, uh... half of that 1143 00:52:08,545 --> 00:52:11,507 and half of that and half of that. 1144 00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:14,301 And since there are infinite halves left... 1145 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:18,430 can't ever get there. 1146 00:52:30,901 --> 00:52:32,903 So how did that happen? 1147 00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:36,740 I don't know. 1148 00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:40,160 It's not possible. 1149 00:53:02,766 --> 00:53:03,725 James. 1150 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:04,893 No. Ed. 1151 00:53:04,935 --> 00:53:07,563 James. I was supposed to meet him. 1152 00:53:07,604 --> 00:53:09,606 Oh, oh. 1153 00:53:16,697 --> 00:53:19,575 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1154 00:53:21,118 --> 00:53:23,120 Shall we go again? 1155 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:31,545 So we have particle "C"...Catherine... 1156 00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:35,841 in orbit around particle "J"...James... 1157 00:53:35,883 --> 00:53:39,845 powerize particle "E"...Edward... 1158 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:44,308 follows "C", becomes a new entity. 1159 00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:46,894 "C" plus "E" 1160 00:53:46,935 --> 00:53:49,938 which causes "J" to disintegrate. 1161 00:53:51,273 --> 00:53:55,360 If I could take you up in paradise above 1162 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:58,572 If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love 1163 00:53:58,614 --> 00:54:00,908 Life could be a dream, sweetheart. 1164 00:54:00,949 --> 00:54:04,786 "Edward Walters, a local garage mechanic 1165 00:54:04,828 --> 00:54:08,582 "and amateur physicist dropped a bombshell 1166 00:54:08,624 --> 00:54:11,084 "on the international physics symposium 1167 00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:12,419 "with the announcement 1168 00:54:12,461 --> 00:54:15,464 "of a formula that makes interplanetary travel 1169 00:54:15,547 --> 00:54:18,717 by nu-cu-lear rocket a real possibility." 1170 00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:20,719 Nuclear. 1171 00:54:20,761 --> 00:54:22,763 I said nu-cu-lear, professor. 1172 00:54:22,763 --> 00:54:23,764 Nuclear. 1173 00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:24,932 Good picture. 1174 00:54:24,973 --> 00:54:26,934 This has got to be the dumbest thing 1175 00:54:26,975 --> 00:54:29,102 anybody ever did to impress a dame. 1176 00:54:29,144 --> 00:54:31,605 Especially one that expects you to talk to her... she's smart. 1177 00:54:31,605 --> 00:54:32,773 Shut up, Frankie. 1178 00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:34,942 Eddie, you hardly finished high school. 1179 00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:37,277 How do you expect to get away with this? 1180 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:41,240 I know a lot about science. 1181 00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:42,741 Excuse me. 1182 00:54:42,783 --> 00:54:43,784 Ed Walters? 1183 00:54:43,825 --> 00:54:45,285 Who the hell are you? 1184 00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,662 Bill Reilly, Times. 1185 00:54:46,703 --> 00:54:47,663 Yeah? 1186 00:54:47,704 --> 00:54:48,664 Hey, hi. 1187 00:54:48,705 --> 00:54:49,873 Bob Rosetti. 1188 00:54:49,915 --> 00:54:50,916 I own the place. 1189 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,292 Oh, hey, Mr. Rosetti. 1190 00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:55,003 So were you surprised to find out you had such 1191 00:54:55,045 --> 00:54:56,380 a brilliant employee? 1192 00:54:56,421 --> 00:54:57,172 Surprised? 1193 00:54:57,297 --> 00:54:59,341 Why do you think I hired him? He's a genius. 1194 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:01,426 Hey, Ed, a lot of folks are wondering 1195 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:04,096 how an ordinary guy like yourself could come up 1196 00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,764 with such advanced ideas. 1197 00:55:05,806 --> 00:55:06,849 I think I can answer that. 1198 00:55:06,890 --> 00:55:08,141 Hello, Edward. 1199 00:55:08,225 --> 00:55:09,142 Congratulations. 1200 00:55:09,226 --> 00:55:10,519 Thank you. 1201 00:55:10,561 --> 00:55:13,272 You see, the fact is that we're only now 1202 00:55:13,313 --> 00:55:16,567 just beginning to understand the true nature of intelligence. 1203 00:55:16,608 --> 00:55:17,568 And you are? 1204 00:55:17,609 --> 00:55:18,902 James Morland. 1205 00:55:18,944 --> 00:55:20,028 With the, uh...? 1206 00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:21,405 Silas Paine Institute. 1207 00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:23,991 Experimental psychology. 1208 00:55:24,032 --> 00:55:27,244 We're learning that, uh, that thing that we call genius 1209 00:55:27,286 --> 00:55:30,581 that is the ability to make intuitive breakthroughs 1210 00:55:30,622 --> 00:55:32,499 can flower almost anywhere. 1211 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:35,252 Isn't that so, Edward? 1212 00:55:35,294 --> 00:55:36,795 You're the expert. 1213 00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:38,172 Yes. Yes, I am. 1214 00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:39,840 That's really why I'm here. 1215 00:55:39,882 --> 00:55:41,758 Oh, apart from to pick up my car, of course, 1216 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,594 which I trust is ready by now. 1217 00:55:43,635 --> 00:55:45,512 We'd like to study you. 1218 00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:47,181 Study me? 1219 00:55:47,264 --> 00:55:49,141 Your brain. Your thinking processes. 1220 00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,059 It's an extraordinary opportunity 1221 00:55:51,101 --> 00:55:53,604 to increase our understanding of human knowledge. 1222 00:55:53,645 --> 00:55:54,938 What do you say? 1223 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:56,273 Can we count on you? 1224 00:55:56,315 --> 00:55:58,066 One, uh, colleague to another. 1225 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:02,946 Many of you may recognize this test. 1226 00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:05,782 It's a variation on the classic P.C. & D. Examination. 1227 00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:07,826 Mr. Walters will have ten minutes to complete the series. 1228 00:56:07,868 --> 00:56:10,454 You will find the first problem inside this box. 1229 00:56:10,495 --> 00:56:11,455 Are you ready, Ed? 1230 00:56:11,496 --> 00:56:13,123 - Actually... - Start the clock, please. 1231 00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:34,538 Yes, uh... 1232 00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:37,499 Yes, quite, uh... 1233 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:39,418 Quite impressive. 1234 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,336 Uh, now we move on to phase two. 1235 00:57:41,378 --> 00:57:42,921 Phase two? 1236 00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:45,465 Yes, we've, uh, tested the subject's motor ability. 1237 00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:47,759 Now it's time to test his general knowledge... 1238 00:57:47,759 --> 00:57:49,261 something which, I must confess 1239 00:57:49,303 --> 00:57:51,763 I've been quite curious about... and to that end 1240 00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:54,600 I have devised a series of multiple choice questions... 1241 00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:58,103 50 in all... on relativity, Newtonian physics 1242 00:57:58,145 --> 00:57:59,229 physical chemistry 1243 00:57:59,271 --> 00:58:01,607 and, of course, some basic quantum mechanics. 1244 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:05,068 The subject has 18 minutes in which to complete the series. 1245 00:58:05,110 --> 00:58:06,236 Uh, lights, please. 1246 00:58:06,278 --> 00:58:07,905 Would you like to sit down? 1247 00:58:07,946 --> 00:58:09,114 And, uh, projector. 1248 00:58:10,199 --> 00:58:12,659 Start the clock. 1249 00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:20,709 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1250 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,002 Excuse me. 1251 00:58:22,044 --> 00:58:23,754 Excuse me. 1252 01:00:38,805 --> 01:00:40,098 Ow! 1253 01:00:44,019 --> 01:00:45,395 I'm done. 1254 01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:46,647 That it? 1255 01:00:53,654 --> 01:00:56,990 In an intensive IQ test today, young auto mechanic Ed Walters 1256 01:00:57,032 --> 01:01:01,078 scored 186, placing him in the top point-zero-zero-zero... 1257 01:01:01,078 --> 01:01:02,079 Did he pass? 1258 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,121 That's our Eddie! 1259 01:01:03,121 --> 01:01:04,623 Come on, mention the garage. 1260 01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:05,958 Come on... Bob and Al's... 1261 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:07,084 Bob and Al's... 1262 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,086 At the White House, President Eisenhower 1263 01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:12,339 scoffed at the Soviet claims to have leapt ahead 1264 01:01:12,381 --> 01:01:13,757 in the race to space. 1265 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,592 He dismissed the red rumors, 1266 01:01:15,634 --> 01:01:17,803 saying that the first man in space 1267 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:20,973 will have hot dogs for lunch... not borscht. 1268 01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:24,142 And the name of the man who could put us there? 1269 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:25,143 Ed Walters. 1270 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:26,395 I was wrong about him. 1271 01:01:26,436 --> 01:01:28,313 He's not an idiot savant at all. 1272 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:32,693 He's the real thing... he's an idiot idiot. 1273 01:01:32,734 --> 01:01:34,111 Shh. 1274 01:01:34,152 --> 01:01:35,821 The boy grease-pit genius. 1275 01:01:35,863 --> 01:01:38,115 And like his mentor, Albert Einstein, 1276 01:01:38,156 --> 01:01:39,283 young Ed Walters dreamed 1277 01:01:39,324 --> 01:01:41,285 of solving the mysteries of the universe. 1278 01:01:41,326 --> 01:01:43,745 If you'd get the stars out of your eyes 1279 01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,247 - you'd see for yourself. - James! 1280 01:01:45,289 --> 01:01:47,833 Before long, we'll all be going to the Moon 1281 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,419 for the weekend on nuclear rocket engines 1282 01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:53,255 and save on our fuel bills in the bargain. 1283 01:01:53,297 --> 01:01:55,174 Have you actually read 1284 01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:58,051 this stupendous, earth-shattering paper of his? 1285 01:01:58,093 --> 01:01:59,052 No. 1286 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:00,470 You didn't? I'm surprised. 1287 01:02:00,512 --> 01:02:03,098 I thought you'd be dying to get your hands on it. 1288 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,641 You know, as a fellow mathematician. 1289 01:02:04,683 --> 01:02:06,852 Mathematicians and physicists everywhere 1290 01:02:06,894 --> 01:02:09,062 are putting this startling new theory... 1291 01:02:10,647 --> 01:02:11,607 It's me. 1292 01:02:11,648 --> 01:02:13,525 ...to examine in detail the mathematical brilliance 1293 01:02:13,525 --> 01:02:15,319 of this simple garage mechanic 1294 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,405 who believes, in the land of the free 1295 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:22,701 and the home of the brave, nothing is impossible. 1296 01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:24,828 Do the horn again, Edward. 1297 01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:25,996 Ja, ja. 1298 01:02:28,624 --> 01:02:31,376 Albert, we have our convertible. 1299 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:35,130 Good, good. 1300 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:39,510 This is like sailing, without the wetness. 1301 01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:42,137 Wonderful thing you have made here, Edward. 1302 01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:43,889 Why aren't you smiling? 1303 01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:46,350 I think I've got to tell Catherine the truth. 1304 01:02:46,391 --> 01:02:47,935 No, no, it's too soon. 1305 01:02:47,976 --> 01:02:50,896 She's falling in love with the wrong guy, doc. 1306 01:02:50,938 --> 01:02:53,232 Ja, but it's love. 1307 01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:55,567 Edward, it's love. 1308 01:03:08,956 --> 01:03:10,082 Catherine? 1309 01:03:10,123 --> 01:03:11,708 No, thank you. 1310 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,752 Ed. 1311 01:03:13,794 --> 01:03:15,087 Hi. 1312 01:03:16,588 --> 01:03:20,968 I was going to ask you why you use that operator there? 1313 01:03:23,637 --> 01:03:25,597 I often ask myself the same question. 1314 01:03:25,639 --> 01:03:26,598 Oh. 1315 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,599 Yeah. 1316 01:03:27,641 --> 01:03:30,519 It's just a stroke of brilliance. 1317 01:03:30,561 --> 01:03:33,939 I'm just so close to figuring it out. 1318 01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:34,940 Trouble ahead. 1319 01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:35,983 Mm-hmm. 1320 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:38,110 Maybe, maybe not. 1321 01:03:38,235 --> 01:03:40,362 What if she finds the flaw in our theory? 1322 01:03:40,404 --> 01:03:42,406 Easy. We just undermine her confidence. 1323 01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:43,824 Well, we shouldn't do that. 1324 01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:44,867 How? 1325 01:03:44,867 --> 01:03:47,619 We'll be obscure and obtuse. 1326 01:03:47,661 --> 01:03:50,873 Maybe you're taking something for granted. 1327 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,584 What if you question everything? 1328 01:03:53,584 --> 01:03:58,255 Look at it from an entirely different perspective. 1329 01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:00,424 Question everything. 1330 01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:08,265 Uh-oh. 1331 01:04:15,981 --> 01:04:18,025 Uncle Albert... 1332 01:04:18,066 --> 01:04:19,943 could this be right? 1333 01:04:24,656 --> 01:04:25,866 What? 1334 01:04:25,908 --> 01:04:27,743 I know that look. What did I do? 1335 01:04:27,784 --> 01:04:31,121 I never saw it this way. 1336 01:04:31,205 --> 01:04:34,124 Oh. 1337 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,377 I don't know what I was thinking. 1338 01:04:42,007 --> 01:04:43,967 Excuse me. 1339 01:04:49,806 --> 01:04:52,476 What did you say to her? 1340 01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:04,738 Why do you let them scare you off like that? 1341 01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:06,907 They are the greatest minds in the world. 1342 01:05:06,949 --> 01:05:09,034 So? Who says they have all the answers? 1343 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:10,202 Wait. Who says what? 1344 01:05:10,244 --> 01:05:11,495 Who says you're not one 1345 01:05:11,537 --> 01:05:13,413 of the greatest minds in the world? 1346 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:14,790 Well, I'm not like you. 1347 01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:15,791 You're a natural. 1348 01:05:15,832 --> 01:05:17,501 You're just like one of them. 1349 01:05:17,543 --> 01:05:19,002 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 1350 01:05:19,044 --> 01:05:20,420 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 1351 01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:21,505 Believe me, I'm not. 1352 01:05:21,547 --> 01:05:23,632 Oh! Well, okay... you're younger. 1353 01:05:23,674 --> 01:05:24,883 The point is, 1354 01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:27,261 you're not just some dumb garage mechanic. 1355 01:05:27,302 --> 01:05:28,929 You're a genius, and I'm just... 1356 01:05:28,971 --> 01:05:30,055 I don't know what I am. 1357 01:05:30,138 --> 01:05:31,473 What? What are you? 1358 01:05:31,515 --> 01:05:32,474 A housewife? 1359 01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:35,727 Almost. 1360 01:05:35,769 --> 01:05:38,021 I think you're more than that. 1361 01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:42,526 Lady, the only thing you're afraid of is yourself. 1362 01:05:42,568 --> 01:05:44,528 Wait. Can I just ask you something? 1363 01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:45,529 What? 1364 01:05:45,571 --> 01:05:46,989 What, um... 1365 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,615 Why do you do that? 1366 01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:50,117 What? 1367 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,618 Brando. 1368 01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:54,663 I'm just trying to make you smile. 1369 01:05:54,705 --> 01:05:55,664 Oh. 1370 01:05:55,706 --> 01:05:56,665 Well... 1371 01:05:56,707 --> 01:05:58,417 Thanks. 1372 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:00,252 Bye. 1373 01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:05,549 It's for the best. 1374 01:06:05,591 --> 01:06:09,011 We squeeze the brain a little to make room for the heart. 1375 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:13,223 But maybe accidents are part of the grand design? 1376 01:06:13,265 --> 01:06:17,853 If you cause the accident then it is not an accident. 1377 01:06:17,895 --> 01:06:19,062 Ah, ja, ja. 1378 01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:22,065 You know, the trouble with accidents is 1379 01:06:22,149 --> 01:06:24,651 you can't predict the outcome. 1380 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:26,403 Ah! So-So maybe Catherine 1381 01:06:26,445 --> 01:06:29,031 will fall in love with one of us. 1382 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:32,075 You are such a dreamer, lieblich. 1383 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,924 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. 1384 01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:48,383 Were you sleeping? 1385 01:06:48,425 --> 01:06:49,676 Oh, Catherine, no. 1386 01:06:49,718 --> 01:06:51,637 I was just in repose. 1387 01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:52,638 Oh. 1388 01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:53,972 Where were you? 1389 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:55,474 Thinking. 1390 01:06:55,516 --> 01:06:57,643 I was worried about you. 1391 01:06:57,684 --> 01:06:59,853 That I was thinking? 1392 01:06:59,895 --> 01:07:01,021 Me, too. 1393 01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:05,275 No, I was worried that you were angry with me 1394 01:07:05,317 --> 01:07:08,695 since it's the one thing I would not be able to bear. 1395 01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:11,240 Please forgive a foolish old man. 1396 01:07:11,323 --> 01:07:12,449 Oh, no, no, no. 1397 01:07:12,491 --> 01:07:14,076 You weren't being... 1398 01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:16,078 Well, maybe a little. 1399 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,079 It was me. 1400 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,581 He'll tell me what to think. 1401 01:07:19,623 --> 01:07:20,666 Who? 1402 01:07:20,707 --> 01:07:21,917 My notebook! 1403 01:07:21,959 --> 01:07:23,168 I thought I lost this. 1404 01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:24,711 Catherine, who? 1405 01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:29,716 My dad... the comet... Friday, 10:35. 1406 01:07:29,758 --> 01:07:32,302 Liebchen... 1407 01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:35,222 I know we make fun of your James. 1408 01:07:35,264 --> 01:07:39,184 We call him "the rat man" and "the rodent king." 1409 01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:41,228 And "the lesser professor" 1410 01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:43,730 and "the excremental psychologist." 1411 01:07:43,772 --> 01:07:46,233 Ja... and "sir monkey lips." 1412 01:07:46,275 --> 01:07:47,484 "Chimp pimp." 1413 01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:49,319 This all stops now. 1414 01:07:49,361 --> 01:07:50,988 Hmm. 1415 01:07:51,029 --> 01:07:52,739 What I wish for you: 1416 01:07:52,781 --> 01:07:55,659 You go out and have a good life. 1417 01:07:55,701 --> 01:07:56,994 You mean that? 1418 01:07:58,370 --> 01:08:00,539 I just spoke with him. 1419 01:08:00,581 --> 01:08:02,374 Who? 1420 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,376 With the rat... with James. 1421 01:08:04,418 --> 01:08:11,842 Tomorrow, we all go together, and we have an excursion. 1422 01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:16,221 Hello? Someone lost in... 1423 01:08:16,263 --> 01:08:17,222 Hello. 1424 01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:18,265 We heard screaming. 1425 01:08:18,307 --> 01:08:19,391 - Screaming? - Ja, ja. 1426 01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:21,435 We are looking for professor Einstein. 1427 01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:23,061 He said you would be together. 1428 01:08:23,145 --> 01:08:24,354 Uh, yes, but not here. 1429 01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:25,898 I'm going sailing with him. 1430 01:08:27,441 --> 01:08:29,026 Oh, sailing... of course! 1431 01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:30,736 We were... we were mistaken. 1432 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:32,070 We never go sailing. 1433 01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,655 Really? 1434 01:08:33,697 --> 01:08:37,242 He says the fish don't want to eat what we have just eaten. 1435 01:08:38,827 --> 01:08:40,078 I'd better check on this. 1436 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:41,163 No, no! He's fine. 1437 01:08:41,205 --> 01:08:42,873 Don't touch anything. 1438 01:08:50,881 --> 01:08:52,424 Quiet! 1439 01:08:54,301 --> 01:08:56,678 This is what we miss in physics: Screaming. 1440 01:08:57,888 --> 01:09:00,682 If anybody screams, it's usually me. 1441 01:09:00,724 --> 01:09:02,559 Uh, please, don't, don't 1442 01:09:02,601 --> 01:09:03,936 touch anything. 1443 01:09:12,778 --> 01:09:16,365 You let the rats run around like that, eh? 1444 01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:17,866 Very democratic of you. 1445 01:09:17,908 --> 01:09:22,996 18 months of experimental research gone! 1446 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,374 Oh, the monkeys! 1447 01:09:25,415 --> 01:09:28,544 It's plain to see you're very busy. 1448 01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:30,712 We come back another time. 1449 01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:35,634 Psychologists... So crazy! 1450 01:09:35,676 --> 01:09:36,677 Go! 1451 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:36,802 Well, I don't understand it. 1452 01:09:36,802 --> 01:09:39,054 Well, I don't understand it. 1453 01:09:39,137 --> 01:09:41,348 He's always ten minutes early for everything. 1454 01:09:41,390 --> 01:09:43,183 Any longer, we lose the wind. 1455 01:09:43,225 --> 01:09:44,935 Okay, that's it. We're set. 1456 01:09:44,977 --> 01:09:46,937 I'm very disappointed. 1457 01:09:46,979 --> 01:09:51,692 I was looking forward to getting to know him better. 1458 01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:01,785 Um... 1459 01:10:01,827 --> 01:10:04,454 well, maybe next time. 1460 01:10:18,677 --> 01:10:19,970 It's pretty. 1461 01:10:20,012 --> 01:10:21,013 Mmm. 1462 01:10:22,014 --> 01:10:23,015 Whoa. 1463 01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:24,016 Sorry. 1464 01:10:24,057 --> 01:10:25,726 It's all right. You okay? 1465 01:10:25,767 --> 01:10:28,353 Uncle Albert... cut it out! 1466 01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:29,438 Listen, Catherine, 1467 01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:31,523 there's something I have to tell you. 1468 01:10:31,565 --> 01:10:32,691 No, listen, uh... 1469 01:10:32,733 --> 01:10:34,776 I know that Uncle Albert and everybody 1470 01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:36,195 wants us to... you know. 1471 01:10:36,236 --> 01:10:37,863 But there's something else... 1472 01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:39,656 No. You have to let me finish. 1473 01:10:39,698 --> 01:10:41,658 It's just that... 1474 01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,827 Well, love between 1475 01:10:43,869 --> 01:10:45,120 two people, uh... 1476 01:10:45,162 --> 01:10:46,580 Oh! 1477 01:10:49,499 --> 01:10:50,667 Sorry. 1478 01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:52,127 Uncle Albert! 1479 01:10:52,211 --> 01:10:54,588 I'm steering the boat. 1480 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:56,840 Uh... 1481 01:10:56,882 --> 01:10:58,634 Uh... 1482 01:10:58,675 --> 01:10:59,801 Love... 1483 01:10:59,843 --> 01:11:01,345 No. 1484 01:11:01,386 --> 01:11:04,723 People who share common goals and interests... 1485 01:11:04,765 --> 01:11:07,434 Did you ever hear of the color algae? 1486 01:11:07,476 --> 01:11:08,477 No. 1487 01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:09,978 Oh. 1488 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:12,022 Anyway, the point is, Ed, that, um... 1489 01:11:12,064 --> 01:11:14,316 you can't choose who you're gonna love. 1490 01:11:14,358 --> 01:11:15,484 Well, I know that. 1491 01:11:15,526 --> 01:11:17,236 You know? It just happens. 1492 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,404 And I think you're a decent person 1493 01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:20,739 and I respect you... 1494 01:11:20,781 --> 01:11:21,990 I respect you, too. 1495 01:11:22,032 --> 01:11:24,826 Thank you. And I know how you feel about me. 1496 01:11:24,868 --> 01:11:26,703 It's just that you can't... 1497 01:11:26,745 --> 01:11:29,748 you can't expect somebody who you've just met... 1498 01:11:29,790 --> 01:11:31,792 somebody who hardly knows you... 1499 01:11:31,834 --> 01:11:33,460 to suddenly say... 1500 01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:37,840 I love you. 1501 01:11:37,881 --> 01:11:39,466 I understand. That's okay. 1502 01:11:39,508 --> 01:11:42,219 No, I love you. 1503 01:11:42,261 --> 01:11:43,804 I do! 1504 01:11:43,846 --> 01:11:46,306 I do! I said it! 1505 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:47,724 You love me? 1506 01:11:47,766 --> 01:11:50,936 Yes! I love you. 1507 01:11:51,895 --> 01:11:52,855 Whoa! 1508 01:11:52,896 --> 01:11:53,856 Would you stop? 1509 01:11:53,897 --> 01:11:56,900 Uncle Albert, would you please cut that out? 1510 01:11:56,942 --> 01:11:59,820 I can do it myself now. 1511 01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:13,959 Wahoo. 1512 01:12:15,085 --> 01:12:16,879 Did you feel that? 1513 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,046 Ja! 1514 01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:20,757 Somewhere, an atom collided with an atom 1515 01:12:20,799 --> 01:12:23,302 that collided with an atom, and so on 1516 01:12:23,302 --> 01:12:25,012 until it collided with us! 1517 01:12:26,346 --> 01:12:27,681 To atoms... 1518 01:12:27,723 --> 01:12:30,893 those sexy little kinkies. 1519 01:12:32,603 --> 01:12:34,771 Suppose you think you're in love with this... 1520 01:12:34,813 --> 01:12:36,064 this mechanic, do you? 1521 01:12:36,106 --> 01:12:37,816 Yes! Ed! 1522 01:12:37,858 --> 01:12:39,568 I'm in love with him! 1523 01:12:39,610 --> 01:12:40,861 Let me explain... 1524 01:12:41,904 --> 01:12:42,863 Oh... 1525 01:12:42,905 --> 01:12:44,198 it's an infatuation. 1526 01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:45,449 It's not love. 1527 01:12:45,490 --> 01:12:49,077 He's pleasant-looking, he's, he's popular... 1528 01:12:49,161 --> 01:12:50,829 Uncle Albert likes him, 1529 01:12:50,871 --> 01:12:54,333 so, naturally, you feel attracted, but it... 1530 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:57,002 it won't last. 1531 01:12:57,044 --> 01:12:59,922 What we have will last: 1532 01:12:59,963 --> 01:13:02,508 Common aims and interests... 1533 01:13:02,549 --> 01:13:04,301 verbal communications... 1534 01:13:04,343 --> 01:13:07,054 financial security... 1535 01:13:07,137 --> 01:13:09,848 intellectual compatibility. 1536 01:13:09,890 --> 01:13:11,558 What about love? 1537 01:13:14,478 --> 01:13:17,397 Sounds like a hundred-dollar brake job, Frank. 1538 01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:19,525 Busted tappets. Ed? 1539 01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:21,026 Huh? 1540 01:13:21,151 --> 01:13:23,028 What do you think? 1541 01:13:25,113 --> 01:13:26,865 She loves me. 1542 01:13:29,243 --> 01:13:30,953 I thought that was the idea. 1543 01:13:30,994 --> 01:13:32,538 You haven't told her, have you? 1544 01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:33,664 I've been trying. 1545 01:13:33,705 --> 01:13:35,707 Ah, tell 'em nothing, that's what I say. 1546 01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:37,251 It's not that hard. 1547 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:39,378 You just call her up and say, 1548 01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:42,256 "Hello. I'm a lying grease monkey." 1549 01:13:42,256 --> 01:13:44,383 Leave me alone, will you? 1550 01:13:44,424 --> 01:13:46,844 It's going to be all right. 1551 01:13:46,885 --> 01:13:49,221 She loves me. 1552 01:14:05,028 --> 01:14:06,780 Will it work? 1553 01:14:06,822 --> 01:14:10,158 Will it work? 1554 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,660 You never know. 1555 01:14:11,702 --> 01:14:15,747 Hmm... I've seen this before. 1556 01:14:15,789 --> 01:14:18,333 Well, yes, it's been in all the papers: 1557 01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:20,043 Ed Walters' cold fusion. 1558 01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:22,629 No, no, I mean years ago... 1559 01:14:22,671 --> 01:14:23,922 somewhere. 1560 01:14:27,050 --> 01:14:30,012 First I want to say, "I lie you... 1561 01:14:30,012 --> 01:14:31,930 "l-I love you. 1562 01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:33,473 I'm a I... a liar." 1563 01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,610 There's been some things 1564 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:47,321 that I haven't been completely honest about, 1565 01:14:47,362 --> 01:14:49,156 and, um, I would like the... 1566 01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:52,242 Just a minute, Catherine. 1567 01:14:57,164 --> 01:14:58,081 Edward Walters? 1568 01:14:58,165 --> 01:14:59,082 Yes? 1569 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:00,209 Hey! 1570 01:15:00,209 --> 01:15:02,169 Quiet. Speak when you're spoken to. 1571 01:15:02,169 --> 01:15:04,213 Act natural. Keep the answers short. 1572 01:15:04,254 --> 01:15:06,215 Edward... Edward, I want you to meet 1573 01:15:06,298 --> 01:15:09,009 the President of the United States. 1574 01:15:09,051 --> 01:15:10,010 Ike?! 1575 01:15:10,093 --> 01:15:11,303 You're... you're... 1576 01:15:11,345 --> 01:15:12,513 you're the... 1577 01:15:12,554 --> 01:15:14,389 You're President Eisenhower. 1578 01:15:14,431 --> 01:15:16,725 Well, at least until the next election. 1579 01:15:16,767 --> 01:15:22,147 Um, some special... occasion? 1580 01:15:22,189 --> 01:15:24,274 Oh, um... 1581 01:15:24,316 --> 01:15:26,568 I'm expecting someone... 1582 01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:29,154 um... a friend... 1583 01:15:29,196 --> 01:15:30,447 Catherine. 1584 01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:31,406 Catherine Boyd? 1585 01:15:31,448 --> 01:15:32,407 Yes. 1586 01:15:32,449 --> 01:15:33,575 Albert Einstein's niece. 1587 01:15:33,617 --> 01:15:35,077 I have to tell her something. 1588 01:15:35,077 --> 01:15:36,078 Ah. 1589 01:15:36,078 --> 01:15:38,539 Well, son, about this engine... 1590 01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:41,875 Uh, when can we see a working prototype? 1591 01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:43,293 A-A prototype? 1592 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:44,461 The Russians have announced 1593 01:15:44,545 --> 01:15:46,797 that they'll have a working model within the year. 1594 01:15:46,839 --> 01:15:49,299 The President would like to make an announcement 1595 01:15:49,341 --> 01:15:50,300 we are building 1596 01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:51,885 a prototype here in New Jersey. 1597 01:15:51,927 --> 01:15:53,720 We have a press conference tonight. 1598 01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:55,055 7:00 at the symposium. 1599 01:15:55,097 --> 01:15:56,139 I'd like to be able to tell them 1600 01:15:56,181 --> 01:15:57,850 we'll have something ready by say, um... 1601 01:15:57,891 --> 01:15:58,892 7:00? 1602 01:16:07,025 --> 01:16:09,444 Then Eisenhower tells everyone the good news! 1603 01:16:09,486 --> 01:16:10,821 There's good news? 1604 01:16:10,863 --> 01:16:12,155 About the prototype! 1605 01:16:12,197 --> 01:16:13,824 Does Edward know this? 1606 01:16:13,866 --> 01:16:15,868 Sure! It was practically his idea! 1607 01:16:15,909 --> 01:16:16,910 Come on, let's go! 1608 01:16:16,952 --> 01:16:20,038 They're waiting for us out front! 1609 01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,544 Oh, my god. 1610 01:16:28,046 --> 01:16:30,340 Excuse me. 1611 01:16:30,382 --> 01:16:31,675 Catherine Boyd? 1612 01:16:31,717 --> 01:16:34,261 I met your friend Edward. 1613 01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:36,638 You must be very proud. 1614 01:16:36,638 --> 01:16:40,475 I have very strong feelings about him. 1615 01:16:44,062 --> 01:16:45,647 We should leave the country! 1616 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:46,773 Don't panic! 1617 01:16:46,815 --> 01:16:48,066 When should we panic... 1618 01:16:48,108 --> 01:16:49,860 when they shoot us for treason? 1619 01:16:49,902 --> 01:16:51,737 They don't shoot you for treason. 1620 01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,280 I think it's electrocution. 1621 01:16:58,911 --> 01:17:01,413 Ed. It's Ed! 1622 01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:02,998 Where's Catherine?! 1623 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,751 With Eisenhower! 1624 01:17:12,174 --> 01:17:13,217 Back! 1625 01:17:13,258 --> 01:17:16,261 Stay back, sir! 1626 01:17:36,156 --> 01:17:38,408 Catherine! Stop! 1627 01:17:41,286 --> 01:17:42,663 - Isn't that, uh...? - Walters! 1628 01:17:42,704 --> 01:17:43,664 Ed! 1629 01:17:43,705 --> 01:17:45,541 Catherine! 1630 01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,126 Catherine! Stop! 1631 01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:50,045 Congratulations, young lady. 1632 01:17:50,087 --> 01:17:53,173 I felt the same way when I proposed to Mamie. 1633 01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:54,967 Mr. President, I think you'd better get... 1634 01:17:55,008 --> 01:17:56,760 It's okay. Okay. Stop the car. 1635 01:18:05,519 --> 01:18:06,979 Isn't that Ed Walters? 1636 01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:07,980 Yeah, that's him. 1637 01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:08,981 Some kind of problem? 1638 01:18:09,106 --> 01:18:11,108 Why'd we stop? 1639 01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:19,157 Catherine... 1640 01:18:19,199 --> 01:18:20,200 Don't talk to me, 1641 01:18:20,242 --> 01:18:22,327 you liar, you fake, you phony... 1642 01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:23,412 You found out. 1643 01:18:23,453 --> 01:18:25,455 How could you think I was that stupid? 1644 01:18:25,497 --> 01:18:26,874 I don't think you're stupid. 1645 01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:27,875 How'd you find out? 1646 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:28,959 I figured it out, okay? 1647 01:18:29,001 --> 01:18:30,002 I just figured it out. 1648 01:18:30,085 --> 01:18:32,296 I put two and two together... V over R equals H... 1649 01:18:32,337 --> 01:18:34,381 The formula? That's fantastic! That's great! 1650 01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:36,717 Stop it! You fake... 1651 01:18:36,717 --> 01:18:38,010 Just kiss me. 1652 01:18:38,051 --> 01:18:39,011 What? 1653 01:18:39,052 --> 01:18:41,221 Be right there, lke! 1654 01:18:41,263 --> 01:18:42,931 Take your time! 1655 01:18:42,973 --> 01:18:45,767 The president thinks that you are proposing to me, 1656 01:18:45,809 --> 01:18:46,768 so just kiss me. 1657 01:18:46,810 --> 01:18:48,770 We're in a lot of trouble here. 1658 01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,028 Looks like a yes to me. 1659 01:18:56,069 --> 01:18:57,029 Yes, it does. 1660 01:18:58,071 --> 01:18:59,031 Ow! 1661 01:18:59,072 --> 01:19:00,240 You... you mechanic. 1662 01:19:00,282 --> 01:19:01,909 See? That's all I am to you... 1663 01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:03,327 just a mechanic, right? 1664 01:19:03,368 --> 01:19:04,328 Yeah! 1665 01:19:04,369 --> 01:19:05,579 Is your name really Ed? 1666 01:19:05,621 --> 01:19:06,580 Yes, it's Ed. 1667 01:19:06,622 --> 01:19:07,789 Do you really work at a garage? 1668 01:19:07,831 --> 01:19:09,708 Yes, a garage where you fell in love with me 1669 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,460 when you first saw me, remember? 1670 01:19:11,502 --> 01:19:12,753 That's real. That's true. 1671 01:19:12,794 --> 01:19:13,879 That hurts! 1672 01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:14,963 One second, lke! 1673 01:19:17,341 --> 01:19:18,300 Ow! Ow! 1674 01:19:18,342 --> 01:19:20,636 Oh, for God's sake... 1675 01:19:20,677 --> 01:19:21,637 Ow! 1676 01:19:21,678 --> 01:19:24,932 Ow! Ow! 1677 01:19:24,973 --> 01:19:25,933 You know what? 1678 01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:26,934 What? 1679 01:19:26,975 --> 01:19:27,935 You had to know. 1680 01:19:27,976 --> 01:19:29,603 Something in you had to know. 1681 01:19:29,645 --> 01:19:30,646 You're not dumb. 1682 01:19:30,687 --> 01:19:31,730 Yes, I am! 1683 01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:33,732 I think you wanted to go along with it. 1684 01:19:33,774 --> 01:19:34,942 As a matter of fact, I think you needed to. 1685 01:19:34,983 --> 01:19:36,818 In a way, you should be thanking me. 1686 01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:38,570 Thanking you? 1687 01:19:38,612 --> 01:19:39,571 Ow! 1688 01:19:39,613 --> 01:19:40,572 Geez... 1689 01:19:40,614 --> 01:19:42,366 Be right there, lke! 1690 01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:45,494 You bit me! 1691 01:19:45,536 --> 01:19:46,495 Aah! 1692 01:19:46,537 --> 01:19:47,496 Sorry, Ed. 1693 01:19:47,538 --> 01:19:48,914 Sorry about that. 1694 01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:51,166 Listen, Ed. 1695 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:52,376 You're right. 1696 01:19:52,417 --> 01:19:54,753 I've learned quite a bit from you, you know? 1697 01:19:54,795 --> 01:19:56,672 I have a... I have a great brain 1698 01:19:56,713 --> 01:19:58,215 and I should trust that. 1699 01:19:58,257 --> 01:19:59,258 Yeah. 1700 01:19:59,258 --> 01:20:01,009 And it's not about what you do. 1701 01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:02,386 It's about who you are. 1702 01:20:02,427 --> 01:20:04,263 So, I've learned that from you. 1703 01:20:04,304 --> 01:20:05,264 So, thank you. 1704 01:20:13,230 --> 01:20:14,189 Fake. 1705 01:20:14,231 --> 01:20:16,942 Albert... what's going on? 1706 01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:21,738 Catherine has just found out 1707 01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:25,284 that Edward is not really a scientist. 1708 01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:27,953 He is simply an automobile mechanic. 1709 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:30,789 What the hell does an automobile mechanic 1710 01:20:30,831 --> 01:20:32,374 know about cold fusion? 1711 01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,459 Nothing. It's all a big lie. 1712 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,837 April Fool's? 1713 01:20:38,881 --> 01:20:39,965 We meant no harm. 1714 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:41,508 Just foolish old men... 1715 01:20:41,550 --> 01:20:44,511 So I was right about the cold fusion, wasn't I? 1716 01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:45,888 Catherine, do you realize 1717 01:20:45,929 --> 01:20:47,681 that you have proven conclusively 1718 01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:49,391 that my approach is impossible? 1719 01:20:49,433 --> 01:20:50,684 Conclusively. 1720 01:20:50,726 --> 01:20:53,312 I knew that, but you said that... 1721 01:20:53,353 --> 01:20:54,563 Ja. I meant that 1722 01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:57,065 I could not prove it or disprove it. 1723 01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:59,610 Therefore, I could not publish it. 1724 01:20:59,610 --> 01:21:01,987 I did something that you couldn't do? 1725 01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:04,448 Ja. It's, uh, mathematics. 1726 01:21:04,489 --> 01:21:07,743 I was always terrible at mathematics. 1727 01:21:07,784 --> 01:21:09,036 Professor... 1728 01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:12,122 Ed Walters' atomic fuel theory. 1729 01:21:12,122 --> 01:21:16,210 Ed Walters' atomic fuel theory. 1730 01:21:16,251 --> 01:21:19,671 An unpublished paper of Albert Einstein's 1731 01:21:19,713 --> 01:21:22,257 written 30 years ago. 1732 01:21:22,299 --> 01:21:24,676 Gentlemen, they are identical. 1733 01:21:24,718 --> 01:21:28,722 In every respect, identical. 1734 01:21:28,764 --> 01:21:30,974 Are you accusing Ed Walters of plagiarism? 1735 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,392 Hardly. 1736 01:21:32,434 --> 01:21:36,146 I'm accusing Ed Walters and Professor Einstein 1737 01:21:36,188 --> 01:21:40,692 and his colleagues... of, um... 1738 01:21:40,734 --> 01:21:44,988 of outright fraud. 1739 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:48,116 Cold fusion is nothing more than a hoax. 1740 01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:56,041 If you will please bear with us 1741 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:59,169 Professor Einstein has a statement to make. 1742 01:21:59,211 --> 01:22:01,547 Thank you, Mr. President. 1743 01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:07,386 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. James Morland is correct. 1744 01:22:08,804 --> 01:22:10,931 Cold fusion is a hoax. 1745 01:22:10,973 --> 01:22:14,977 A hoax so brilliant, so daring, so secret 1746 01:22:15,018 --> 01:22:18,105 not more than five people on the planet Earth 1747 01:22:18,146 --> 01:22:19,731 know about it. 1748 01:22:19,773 --> 01:22:23,569 We called it "Operation Red Cabbage." 1749 01:22:24,403 --> 01:22:27,030 But now, we can reveal 1750 01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:30,033 through the efforts of my colleague, Miss Boyd 1751 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:33,412 and Mr. Walters... two of the finest minds 1752 01:22:33,453 --> 01:22:38,792 it has ever been my privilege to know... 1753 01:22:38,834 --> 01:22:43,630 we have proven the Russian claim to have leapt ahead 1754 01:22:43,672 --> 01:22:46,800 in the space race with cold fusion 1755 01:22:46,842 --> 01:22:49,094 is nothing but hot air. 1756 01:22:55,309 --> 01:23:01,440 Personally, I think any race of this nature... arms or space... 1757 01:23:01,481 --> 01:23:04,568 is complete foolishness. 1758 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:07,654 Thank you very much. 1759 01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:13,535 A master stroke, gentlemen. 1760 01:23:13,577 --> 01:23:15,245 A triumph for the institute. 1761 01:23:17,414 --> 01:23:20,250 Catherine, darling, you must understand. 1762 01:23:20,292 --> 01:23:22,628 I said what I said in good faith. 1763 01:23:22,669 --> 01:23:25,672 Uncle Albert, that's not going to work this time. 1764 01:23:25,672 --> 01:23:32,095 Unfortunately, Catherine, this is the real thing. 1765 01:23:32,137 --> 01:23:34,515 Please, I go to the hospital. 1766 01:23:42,648 --> 01:23:47,861 Boys, please, it's just a little flutter. 1767 01:23:47,903 --> 01:23:49,947 Please, go out, see the comet. 1768 01:23:50,030 --> 01:23:52,574 Go get some girls. 1769 01:23:52,616 --> 01:23:54,284 Should we get one for you? 1770 01:23:54,326 --> 01:23:56,328 Ja, a redhead. 1771 01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:57,412 Stay, Edward. 1772 01:23:57,454 --> 01:23:58,997 Good-bye, boys. 1773 01:23:59,039 --> 01:24:00,207 Thanks for coming. 1774 01:24:00,249 --> 01:24:03,752 I will see you all shortly. 1775 01:24:03,794 --> 01:24:04,962 Up there. 1776 01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:11,343 It will be okay in no time. 1777 01:24:11,385 --> 01:24:14,513 I thought you said that time doesn't exist. 1778 01:24:14,555 --> 01:24:15,806 He said nothing. 1779 01:24:15,848 --> 01:24:18,976 You know, I always imagined heaven 1780 01:24:19,059 --> 01:24:21,645 to be one enormous library. 1781 01:24:21,687 --> 01:24:25,065 Only you can't take out the books. 1782 01:24:28,443 --> 01:24:30,779 Oh, I need something from my trousers. 1783 01:24:30,821 --> 01:24:32,823 Oh, I'll get it. 1784 01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:35,951 It's in the left-hand pocket. 1785 01:24:35,993 --> 01:24:37,452 The left hand. 1786 01:24:37,494 --> 01:24:39,121 No, the other left hand. 1787 01:24:39,121 --> 01:24:41,290 What am I looking for? 1788 01:24:41,331 --> 01:24:42,291 Ja, that's it. 1789 01:24:42,332 --> 01:24:44,001 You found it. Thank you. 1790 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:47,129 Bring it here, please. 1791 01:24:47,171 --> 01:24:51,925 Ja, my compass. 1792 01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:56,180 My memory is... 1793 01:24:56,221 --> 01:25:05,355 of my father when I was five years old. 1794 01:25:05,397 --> 01:25:07,900 I think I was sick in bed then, too. 1795 01:25:07,941 --> 01:25:11,486 He gave me this compass. 1796 01:25:11,528 --> 01:25:18,994 When I first held it in my hand, I was wonder-struck 1797 01:25:19,077 --> 01:25:24,958 by what force, invisible and unfelt 1798 01:25:24,958 --> 01:25:27,878 could be holding the needle. 1799 01:25:31,340 --> 01:25:34,968 Here, Edward, you take this 1800 01:25:35,093 --> 01:25:37,763 so that you never lose your way. 1801 01:25:37,804 --> 01:25:40,724 And you keep your sense of wonder. 1802 01:25:43,143 --> 01:25:45,729 You both have good hearts. 1803 01:25:48,565 --> 01:25:54,571 Don't let your brain interfere with your heart. 1804 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,421 I'd really love to talk, Ed. 1805 01:26:11,463 --> 01:26:12,714 Listen, Catherine, 1806 01:26:12,756 --> 01:26:15,300 I never meant for this to get as crazy as it did. 1807 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:20,097 If I've hurt you in any way I'm very sorry. 1808 01:26:25,352 --> 01:26:29,273 For one brief moment there I was actually taken seriously 1809 01:26:29,314 --> 01:26:34,528 by some pretty... extraordinary people. 1810 01:26:34,570 --> 01:26:38,115 And that's never happened to me before. 1811 01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:40,951 It felt great. 1812 01:26:40,993 --> 01:26:44,872 I just hope at some point that you can 1813 01:26:44,913 --> 01:26:47,833 truly believe how extraordinary you are. 1814 01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:02,848 I'll miss you. 1815 01:27:09,521 --> 01:27:09,605 So what are you saying? 1816 01:27:09,605 --> 01:27:11,648 So what are you saying? 1817 01:27:11,690 --> 01:27:12,816 If we hadn't interfered 1818 01:27:12,858 --> 01:27:14,484 they would have ended up together? 1819 01:27:14,526 --> 01:27:15,986 Everything affects everything. 1820 01:27:16,028 --> 01:27:18,822 I believe everything will turn out fine. 1821 01:27:18,864 --> 01:27:20,157 Why? 1822 01:27:20,199 --> 01:27:22,826 Because I would rather be an optimist and a fool 1823 01:27:22,868 --> 01:27:24,411 than a pessimist and right. 1824 01:27:24,494 --> 01:27:25,537 We're all fools. 1825 01:27:25,579 --> 01:27:27,831 We should have taken the elevator. 1826 01:27:27,873 --> 01:27:29,166 Boys, please. 1827 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:33,253 You're going to wake up the nurses. 1828 01:27:38,842 --> 01:27:40,385 23 degrees up. 1829 01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:41,678 No, no, no. 24 degrees. 1830 01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,764 It would be 22 degrees down... 1831 01:27:46,683 --> 01:27:47,976 Please, just do it. 1832 01:27:48,018 --> 01:27:48,977 Why? Why? 1833 01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:52,356 A dying man's wish. 1834 01:27:52,397 --> 01:27:53,357 In time. 1835 01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:56,610 But since time doesn't exist... 1836 01:27:56,652 --> 01:28:00,280 What do you see? 1837 01:28:00,322 --> 01:28:03,659 I see... I see the road to the observatory. 1838 01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:04,785 And, and? 1839 01:28:04,785 --> 01:28:06,203 And Catherine. 1840 01:28:06,245 --> 01:28:07,412 And? 1841 01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:10,707 She is going towards stargazers' field. 1842 01:28:10,749 --> 01:28:12,334 Wait a minute. 1843 01:28:12,376 --> 01:28:14,628 That's where Edward went. 1844 01:28:14,670 --> 01:28:18,340 Boy, if ever there was a time for an accident. 1845 01:28:18,382 --> 01:28:22,803 Sometimes, accidents need a little help. 1846 01:28:22,845 --> 01:28:25,973 God does not play dice with the universe 1847 01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:26,974 but I will. 1848 01:28:27,057 --> 01:28:28,475 What kind of a thing is that? 1849 01:28:28,517 --> 01:28:30,686 What is that? 1850 01:28:30,727 --> 01:28:32,980 This is a transmitter. 1851 01:28:33,021 --> 01:28:34,648 Watch. 1852 01:28:40,863 --> 01:28:41,947 Wunderbar! 1853 01:28:42,072 --> 01:28:43,615 Oh! 1854 01:28:43,657 --> 01:28:45,242 Great. 1855 01:28:45,284 --> 01:28:46,910 Push it down. 1856 01:28:46,952 --> 01:28:48,620 Push it down. 1857 01:28:49,705 --> 01:28:52,291 Ah! No! 1858 01:28:52,332 --> 01:28:54,293 I'm going to look at... 1859 01:28:54,334 --> 01:28:56,086 Please. 1860 01:28:59,089 --> 01:29:01,300 Enough! Enough already! 1861 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:03,135 I want her back in one piece. 1862 01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,928 What's happening now, Albert? 1863 01:29:05,012 --> 01:29:06,471 The motor has died. 1864 01:29:06,513 --> 01:29:09,183 She's turning off the road into stargazers' field. 1865 01:29:11,476 --> 01:29:12,853 Let me see! 1866 01:29:38,045 --> 01:29:40,964 Uh... it just happened. 1867 01:29:41,006 --> 01:29:42,299 Just boom! 1868 01:29:44,092 --> 01:29:45,886 Boom. 1869 01:29:48,013 --> 01:29:50,182 Do you believe in accidents? 1870 01:29:51,558 --> 01:29:53,060 No. 1871 01:30:15,207 --> 01:30:19,002 Oh. 1872 01:30:19,044 --> 01:30:20,671 This is so right. 1873 01:30:20,712 --> 01:30:24,132 This is the way I wanted to see it. 1874 01:30:28,679 --> 01:30:32,266 Have you ever heard of the Seven Sacred Pools? 1875 01:30:32,307 --> 01:30:34,935 In Hawaii? 1876 01:30:36,645 --> 01:30:38,438 Are you all right, Albert? 1877 01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:41,942 Ja, this is very good for my heart. 1878 01:30:41,984 --> 01:30:43,610 Oh, my god! 1879 01:30:43,652 --> 01:30:44,987 Look! 1880 01:30:47,698 --> 01:30:48,699 Look! 1881 01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:51,201 Hi, Daddy. 1882 01:30:51,243 --> 01:30:53,453 I missed you. 1883 01:30:53,495 --> 01:30:56,790 This is Ed, the man I love. 1884 01:31:00,252 --> 01:31:01,920 Out of this world. 1885 01:31:07,843 --> 01:31:09,553 What's happening? 1886 01:31:31,909 --> 01:31:34,328 Wahoo. 1887 01:31:36,163 --> 01:31:37,831 Wahoo. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 124587