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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:29,585 But I might die tonight 2 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,959 I don't want to work away 3 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,064 Doing just what they all say 4 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,873 Work hard boy and you'll find 5 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,246 One day you'll Have a job like mine 6 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,568 Cause I know for sure 7 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,088 Nobody should be that poor 8 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,163 To say yes, to say no 9 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,283 Because you happen To say so, say so 10 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,954 You say so 11 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:30,146 I don't want to work away 12 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,752 Doing just what they all say 13 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,785 Work hard boy and you'll find 14 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,798 One day you'll Have a job like mine 15 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,793 But I might die tonight 16 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:56,217 Hello? Oh Susan, come to my office please. Right away. 17 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,764 As you know, the job pays reasonably well. 18 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,914 And if you work hard, who knows? 19 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,570 You may end up behind this desk one day. 20 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,639 Come in. 21 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,732 This is...Nick. 22 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,959 Michael. - Oh, I'm sorry. Michael 23 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,350 He's new here. Tell him about his duties. He's to start at once. 24 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,027 Turn that off! 25 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,100 Now...you'll get your wages every Saturday. 26 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,011 Good, son? - Thanks a lot, Gov. 27 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,594 None of your "Gov" in this establishment! 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,853 It's always "sir". Don't forget! 29 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,484 Please...Thank you, sir. - All right. 30 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,219 There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces. 31 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,645 Cashier's desk...Down this corridor's the main baths. 32 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,707 Men's on the left, women's on the right. 33 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,742 That's my boxroom down there with the door open. 34 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,297 You've got one on the left. 35 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,330 Your first job? - Yes. I thought it would be all white. 36 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,389 I only left school at Christmas. 37 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,782 You'll be all right here... You can leave your coat there. 38 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:17,840 I'll show you the pool. 39 00:03:21,086 --> 00:03:22,491 Come on. 40 00:03:23,312 --> 00:03:26,314 - Will I be allowed to swim there? - Yes, anytime you want... 41 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,864 Come on, this way. I'll show you what to do. 42 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,017 Keep going, you won't be so cold. 43 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,500 I'll explain to you about the bath. 44 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,460 That's the toilets there. Both those doors there. 45 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,736 As I said, there's your boxroom on the left... 46 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,019 And that's my section. 47 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,103 Come here, handsome! 48 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,744 You'll get yourself great tips, even better than mine. 49 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,638 What do you mean? 50 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,098 Number 4 hasn't been done out. I'll show you what to do in here. 51 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,041 Well...you know, old chap, 52 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,954 ladies of a certain age tend to favor polite and obliging young boys. 53 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,847 So do some gentlemen. 54 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,938 Yeah... 55 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,414 - First you... - I'm not to wait on ladies, am I? 56 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,352 We'll see. 57 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,470 First, you scrub it up. 58 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,574 I know some women will tip you 10 bob for nothing really, 59 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,359 just for imagining things. 60 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,120 Yeah... 61 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,200 After some of them, 62 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,333 this is quite a job. 63 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:28,300 Then you lay out a clean towel, soap, a dry brush, 64 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,000 a mat, a bathrobe and a sheet... 65 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,984 - Can I help you do it? - No, it's all right. 66 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,312 And wipe the masterpieces off the wall. 67 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,541 And don't believe everything you read, as the teacher said. 68 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,100 When they're in here they're all supermen. 69 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,885 Right. Can you remember all that? 70 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,179 Towel... No, wash it...Towel... 71 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,583 Bathmat... 72 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,545 Bathrobe... 73 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,751 Sheet... 74 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,594 - And? - And masterpieces. 75 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,865 Right. That's a bit rough, but it'll do. 76 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,436 Right. We'll go and get you changed. 77 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,553 You've got shorts and a t-shirt, and a white coat like mine. 78 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,869 Here you are, your first customer. 79 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,031 I'm sorry...Please, come in. 80 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,523 Number 5 I think please sir... Just down there. 81 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,062 Hang on, I'll get a towel! 82 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,749 What did you say? Number 5? What's the number got to do with it... 83 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,100 No sir, please sir, number 5 is down there. Yes, number 5. 84 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,688 This is number 2. 85 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,637 Come... 86 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,886 Towel, sir, please... 87 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,117 Soap perhaps... - Up yours! 88 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,681 - Soap! - Up yours! 89 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:46,792 A bathrobe? 90 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:53,361 Hello? Hold on, I'll see if she's here. 91 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,178 Susan! 92 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,380 I can't find her. Sorry... - Yes? 93 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,770 There you are. 94 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,367 There was a call for you. 95 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,568 Sorry. 96 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,490 - Who? - A man of course. 97 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,788 Of course. 98 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,822 - Mike? - Yes? 99 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,015 Mike, be a dear and look after my section for a bit, will you? 100 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,200 I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes. 101 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,340 There's a customer I know in the waiting room. She's a decent sort. 102 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,515 Put her in... 103 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,004 Cubicle 3. 104 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:59,000 Yeah, but... 105 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,701 You're not worried, are you? All right? 106 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,176 All right, Susan. 107 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,651 And don't call her "Gov". 108 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,374 The girl attendant isn't here Madam, 109 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,837 but I will show you to your cabin. 110 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,396 Lovely. 111 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,060 Your... 112 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,119 cabin... 113 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,496 You're new here, aren't you? 114 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,013 Yes. 115 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,195 - You keen on football? - Yes, Madam. 116 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Would you get me a shampoo for medium-dry hair? 117 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,390 You'll find it in the girls' boxroom. 118 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,539 Come in. 119 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,607 - Oh, it's you, boy! - Your shampoo, Madam? 120 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,640 - Would you help me with this? - Yes, Madam...I... 121 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,100 The buttons as well. 122 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,820 Yes, Madam. 123 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,794 Careful boy, you're so rough! 124 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,413 I'm sorry, lady...Madam. Will that be all? 125 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,528 No, this is a bloody nuisance as well, 126 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,812 you might as well undo it while you're here. 127 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,000 - Look...no...I don't know how. - All right, if you're so useless... 128 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,862 Thank you, Madam. - Wait a minute! 129 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,385 Here...take this and get out. 130 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,177 No really, thank you, it's okay, nothing really, it was nothing. 131 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,307 Who will be the first in? 132 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,158 Shoes off! 133 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,452 Everybody! 134 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,705 Come on, come come come... 135 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,481 Having a good time? 136 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,278 Help! 137 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:51,961 Help! I nearly fainted. I think the water was too hot! 138 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,784 I can't get any... 139 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,792 It's just...If I could just rest. 140 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,833 - Look, I'll get Susan. - Wait! Please... 141 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,300 Suppose if something really happened... 142 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,698 I mean, it wouldn't look good, would it... 143 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,314 if you were in here with me... 144 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,777 Just waiting...until I got some clothes off. 145 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,165 Are you...are you keen on football? 146 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,189 All the boys are, aren't they? One way or another. 147 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,923 It's always tackle... dribble...dribble...Shoot... 148 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,100 Yes, but... 149 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,499 Why don't you look into my eyes? Look, boy! 150 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,903 Stop it, stop staring at my tits! 151 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,513 What position do you play in, boy? 152 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,213 Where do you play? 153 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,935 It doesn't matter, they're all the same now, they're all playing all over the pit... 154 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Pushing hard, backing tight, screening the ball... 155 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:56,000 Tackle, tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot! 156 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,913 Keep your eyes up, boy, it isn't decent! 157 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,621 Did you see Georgey Best score those six goals at Northampton? 158 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,822 Six of them! 159 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,009 The second one when he got his head... 160 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,149 Do it! Just a touch! 161 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 It flew in. 162 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:19,620 Or that other one, when he dribbled across the field... 163 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,377 A dummy-close...dribble... dribble...And shot! 164 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,115 Now he just pushed it in... 165 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,968 Just glided it in...slowly... 166 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,369 just inside the posts. 167 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,904 Oh no! You can't keep Georgey out! 168 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,909 Oh, boy! 169 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,302 Boy...Georgey...Best! 170 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,560 Get out. 171 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,661 I don't need you anymore. 172 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,963 Mike! 173 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,379 Mike? 174 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,640 Mike! 175 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,151 - What are you doing up there? - Is it okay to be up here? 176 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,291 The manager never comes up here. 177 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,981 - What is it? - It's just some birds up here nesting. 178 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,478 Really? 179 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,685 Here, this is for you. 180 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,312 Ten bob? 181 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,715 From that fat beauty. 182 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,561 How was it? All right? 183 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,776 - I don't want the money. - Come on, don't be so childish. You keep it. 184 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,900 - I don't want it. - You keep it! 185 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,761 - Sue, I don't want it! - Mike! 186 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,176 I helped out a bit here while you were busy with her. 187 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Thanks. 188 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,733 You see what I mean? 189 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,307 You can pick up quite a bit, really. 190 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,495 You don't have to do anything for it. 191 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,313 Just go along with the gag, that's all they want. 192 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,001 Do you think we better go down? 193 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,121 I'll... 194 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,106 I'll pick them out and tell you when to swap. 195 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,963 Chop... 196 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,334 That sounds like my dad! 197 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,412 - Chop, Michael! - That sounds like... 198 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,102 Hey, let's have some service here! 199 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,647 Could be my father. 200 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,000 Mom! Dad! 201 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:41,010 Mom, look...this is for gents only. You'll have to... 202 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,606 Nice welcome we get! 203 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,226 It's your mom's bath night, son. 204 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,119 Mommy's boy! 205 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,149 Better late than never, if you ask me, eh son? 206 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,554 Please Mom, go in the Women's. You'll get the full treatment. 207 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,230 Okay? The full treatment! 208 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,449 - How goes it, son? - Oh, it goes all right. 209 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,688 Sue, Sue! You know that woman you got in there? It's me mum! 210 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,104 So what? 211 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,364 Be nice to her! Give her the treatment. 212 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,372 - It's too late. - What? 213 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,705 I had to put her in her place. 214 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,776 - But why? - She deserves it. 215 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,595 Sue, what are you saying? I told you, it's me mum! 216 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,322 Your mum is a cow. 217 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,101 Sue...Sue! 218 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,991 Don't say things like that! It's not nice. 219 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,110 She's a cow. 220 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,855 Your mother's a silly old cow! Yes! 221 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,531 She can't be, she's dead. 222 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,282 It's too...I'm sorry... 223 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,405 - Good night. - See you at home. 224 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,557 Reading on duty? 225 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,995 Mike, I'll see to things in your section. 226 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,610 There's a lady waiting, will you see to her? 227 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,250 My mum left this for you. 228 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,058 Did she? Go on, go on! 229 00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:13,542 I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here, 230 00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:15,217 but I'll show you to your cabin, Madam. 231 00:19:15,252 --> 00:19:17,928 - Are you new here? - Yes. 232 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,471 But I don't like football. 233 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,029 Can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo, please? - Yes. 234 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,195 That's no good. I need a medicated one. 235 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,248 If it's no good, it's no good, what can I do? 236 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,981 - It's your medicated shampoo. - Thanks. 237 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,046 Thank you. 238 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,071 Sorry. 239 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,170 Sir! 240 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,228 Mike! 241 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,101 It's good to see you again! How are you? - I'm fine, sir. 242 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,867 You like working here? It's fun, huh? 243 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,555 It keeps me fit, down along in your class. 244 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,436 Does it? 245 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:41,979 Not bad! 246 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,868 I expect I'll be running into you now and again. 247 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,095 In winter I take a bath here occasionally. 248 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,509 See you around. 249 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,065 Come on, get your clothes off, what are we laying about for? Pete? 250 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Thanks. 251 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,847 - Where do you want it? - Let's sit over here. 252 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,001 - Cheese and pickle, is that all right? - Yes, great. 253 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,937 - Here, look at this! - Great! 254 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,235 It's like the bleeding outdoors! 255 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,877 - We should be swimming! - Look at this lot! Look! 256 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,208 I feel like an organ grinder, look at this! 257 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,826 Look! - All right. 258 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,039 Look at the old one up on the board there! 259 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,187 - Bet you can't do that, Mike. - I never tried. 260 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,450 There's always a first time. 261 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,604 Hey, that's her! That's the girl! 262 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,720 Oh, to be a sandwich, now that spring is here! 263 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,400 Why don't you go change in the mens' room? You can't change out here! 264 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,428 It's all right, she's seen it all before, hasn't she? 265 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,094 Hey, you can't swim like that! 266 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,436 Have you had her yet? Have you been up there? 267 00:21:50,947 --> 00:21:52,584 Got around there? She any good, is she? 268 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,888 Give us it back! 269 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,634 Go and get it! 270 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,000 You bloody sow! 271 00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,527 Push him! Come on, push him! 272 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,880 In the water! 273 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:09,992 - Go get him! - That's it! 274 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,908 Hold him down! 275 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,665 Come on! 276 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:38,557 Come on then! 277 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,107 Don't let him get away! 278 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,458 Here you are, they're quite dry now. 279 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,200 No good? 280 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,300 You see it's the same every night in winter. 281 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,089 It never starts on its own. 282 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:15,749 One of these days I'm really going to give her one. 283 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,121 What? 284 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,606 That girl Susan. 285 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,243 Right mate, you jump in the driving seat. And I'll push. 286 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:30,132 Release the clutch very slowly. Once we're going it's a bit of a lick. 287 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,573 Do you know how many people have made her? 288 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,400 - Yes sir, can I help you? - It's all right, I've already talked to the manager. 289 00:23:40,476 --> 00:23:43,281 Oh great, it's these! Did you read about these? 290 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,193 Can I have one, to put in my room? - Yes, of course. 291 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,649 Thanks...fantastic. 292 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,689 - Did you see it in the paper? - What does it say? 293 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,361 It's that thing from the Family Filing Association. 294 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,976 It's the pregnant man. I think it's a good idea. 295 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,300 - Stupid. - It gives you quite a shock, doesn't it? 296 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,400 - It's completely stupid. - Cheerio! - Bye! 297 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,937 - Why is it stupid? - Because a man can never get pregnant. 298 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,100 That's hardly the point. The point is the shock. 299 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,000 It makes you look at it, and then you think about... 300 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,908 Perhaps you ought to think about... 301 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,516 About what? The whole thing is stupid! 302 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,100 How can a man ever be like that? 303 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,800 You can tell... Look, you can see it... 304 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,103 It's just...wait, you can see it's just a cushion here! 305 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,639 Shut up! 306 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,484 Sit down. 307 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,126 Put your feet up here. 308 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,313 Lie back. Just relax. 309 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,237 Just relax. Relax... 310 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,739 Sue, what are you trying to do? 311 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:35,844 Lie down. 312 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,781 There. See? - Sue, it's just a poster. 313 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,200 Fantastic! You can be pregnant! 314 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,924 Susan, stop it! 315 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,054 Wait a minute... I've got a better idea. 316 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,255 - Didn't a customer come in? - Hey, stop that. 317 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,856 We can't be arrested for defacing government property, can we? 318 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,498 Defacing... Go ahead, defacing... 319 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,578 Lie down, lie down! 320 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:06,850 Oh, that's fantastic! 321 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,097 Yes, it's really good! It's very good! 322 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,262 Doesn't that feel nice? Do you feel it kicking? 323 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,223 - What? - The baby, silly! 324 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,114 Stand up. 325 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,233 Yes, it's not bad. 326 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,350 Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant? 327 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,148 What? 328 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,418 Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant? 329 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,100 Mike? 330 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,648 I can't be more careful than I am at the moment. 331 00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:45,576 What do you mean? 332 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,703 I just mean...that I'm... I've never... 333 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,225 - Never? Really? - No. 334 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,328 Don't you want to? 335 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,981 Of course I want to, but not like some of these people who... 336 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,359 - Don't get embarrassed. - Always going around girls... 337 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,618 - You're all red now. - No I'm not. 338 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,691 - Yes you are. Honestly! - No, why should I be? 339 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,618 You're quite red... There's no reason to be. 340 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 You always get so silly when I talk about sex. 341 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,650 - No I don't. - You do. 342 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,291 Would you fancy it with... 343 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,517 Do you think if... 344 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,180 The cashier? 345 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,247 Don't joke. 346 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,940 I'm not joking. 347 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:34,807 You'll have to stay late one night, 348 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,780 and you'll see her lonely, voluptuous figure. 349 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,186 Standing waiting for you. 350 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,681 Susan, don't joke about this. 351 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,085 I'm not joking. 352 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,891 Give us a kiss. Give us a kiss! 353 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,089 Mike! 354 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,890 - You know what, Sue? - What? 355 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:42,958 I could see you home tonight if you want me to. 356 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,243 You know what? 357 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,634 My fiance's picking me up tonight. 358 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,317 Nice weather for ducks, isn't it? 359 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:27,857 I don't want to see this. 360 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,821 - Why not? - No, it's silly. It's dirty. 361 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,852 You're not going to have one of your moodys again, are you? 362 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,379 Come on! 363 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,851 Two...Eight and sixes, please. 364 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,006 17 shillings, sir. Thank you. 365 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,670 Thank you. 366 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,434 - A pack of those chocolate things. - Treats? 367 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,369 - Thanks. - Thank you, sir. 368 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,864 There are surprises even in sexual life. 369 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,587 According to my latest findings, 370 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,468 a woman has 3,267 erogenous zones. 371 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,837 So... 372 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:37,962 Good evening. 373 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,400 There are many misleading theories about 374 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:44,533 the subject of women who are so-called "fr�gid". 375 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,574 Books have been filled on the subject. 376 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,602 Many, many books! 377 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,608 But these are pseudo-scient�fic studies. 378 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,811 Therefore I have come to the conclusion that there are no fr�gid women. 379 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,735 Dear friends, it all depends on you. 380 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,343 When properly manipulated... dear friends, 381 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,307 scientifically speaking, 382 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,294 excited, porno, 383 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,000 you can prepare your sexual partner 384 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,802 to the highest level of sexual satisfaction. 385 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,094 So... 386 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,887 What's up? 387 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,818 - This bloody bastard's touching me up. - What? 388 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,278 - I'll get the manager. - Yes. 389 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,870 Sue, you know it's me. It's only a joke. 390 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,202 Sit down! 391 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,900 There, that's him! 392 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,607 Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself! At your age! 393 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,400 Shall we get the police? Do you want to charge him? 394 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,200 - Do you want to charge him? - Of course I want to charge him! 395 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,700 - Of course she wants to charge him! - Well, get the police! 396 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,628 - Go on, then! - Right on it. 397 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,911 - Move up! - Do something. 398 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,662 You're making a bloody fuss, not me! 399 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,200 What's the matter with you? 400 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,341 Shut up. 401 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,410 For Christ's sake, bloody move up! 402 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,549 - What's going on? - Shut the bloody door! 403 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,300 That's him. 404 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,226 Get the light out of my eyes! 405 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,487 Come on, son, get moving! 406 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,435 Get up! 407 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,612 - I hope everything's all right now. - Yes, thank you. 408 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:36,042 Enjoy yourselves. 409 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,117 What is the matter with you? 410 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,800 Christ! 411 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:06,675 So you see, a little love goes a long, long way. 412 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,565 What exactly were you doing to her? 413 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,495 I love her. 414 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,755 You perverted little monster! 415 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,002 I'm not a perverted little monster. 416 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,415 Let's get that couple in. 417 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,418 We can't press charges without their evidence. 418 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,549 Get them in. - All right. 419 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,298 - How old are you, son? - 15. 420 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,044 - 15? - 15. 421 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,923 15...And you had no right to be here. 422 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,329 This is an X film. 423 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,805 They're not there, they've left! 424 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,914 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure! 425 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,257 Then there's no charge. 426 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:55,698 Wait a moment... Maybe there is! 427 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,956 How old would you say this boy is? 428 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,788 About...18. 429 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:06,791 - 15! How come you let him in? - 15. 430 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,491 - 15? - Yes. 431 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:11,100 Performing manipulations of this kind at 15? 432 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,109 - But I was... - He looks much older! 433 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:16,916 I'll have to talk to the cashier! 434 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,976 She had no right to sell him the ticket! 435 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,415 You know if it happens again, 436 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,641 we've got a note of your name and address. 437 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,470 You won't get off so easily next time. Go on. Buzz off! 438 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,160 Now then... 439 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,933 Well, gentlemen... Have a drink? 440 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,730 Gin and tonic. 441 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,913 I only mean that if you want me, 442 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,610 you should understand that others want me the same way. 443 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:57,101 They like me too. - How can you compare me to him? 444 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,528 He's just a kid. Scaring him is enough. 445 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,400 A kid? Pawing you from behind like that? 446 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,300 That's what you always try to do: Paw me. 447 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,100 Why didn't you charge him in the cinema? 448 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,500 You said you were going to charge him. We got the manager! 449 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,700 When we're married you can look after me. 450 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,051 For the time being just let me take care of things in my own way. 451 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,612 Yes...Come on... 452 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,877 - This man's trying to molest me. - One of those again, eh? 453 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,638 - What? - Just one moment, sir... 454 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,874 Did he speak to you? Did he make any indecent suggestions? 455 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,300 He's trying to touch me. 456 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,100 He was sitting behind us in the cinema. He tried to... 457 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,636 It's all right for now, sir. 458 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,682 Are you charging him, boy, with importuning? 459 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,680 - He doesn't even know what it means! - Yes, I want to charge him. 460 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,629 All right, your name sir, please. 461 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:29,036 Look, I can explain this situation to you, it's quite... - Your name! 462 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:34,116 - Is that what...Look, he's gone! - I'd still like your name. 463 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,903 On what are you going to base the charge? What is it? 464 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,533 Importuning, sir! 465 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,110 Why are you always doing that? 466 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,165 I could use the extra bob. 467 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,100 Anyway, I'm bored. 468 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,761 Everything gets boring after a time. 469 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,176 Your fiance seems a good sort of chap. 470 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,074 He's okay. 471 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,200 - He phoned me first thing this morning. - Yeah? 472 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:03,078 He must have a few bob. 473 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,256 When's the happy day? 474 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,095 Not just yet. 475 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,671 But I might decide tomorrow, as a matter of fact. 476 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,062 Tomorrow? Why tomorrow? 477 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,346 We're going to buy the ring. 478 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,200 Do you think I should have a diamond...or a ruby... 479 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,826 or maybe a sapphire? 480 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,000 Afterwards, we're going to go have something to eat somewhere, I suspect. 481 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,090 A little celebration. 482 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,505 Then we're going to Skol. 483 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,670 Skol? What's Skol? 484 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,929 Mike, what are you doing? 485 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,094 It's a night club...Mike, stop it. Stop wasting my cotton. 486 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,733 Here, give it to me. 487 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,896 It's dirty. Look at what you've done! 488 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:10,000 Madam, excuse...Could you please, you're not allowed in here. 489 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,109 Could you go...outside? 490 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,236 This is for the attendant only, you know. 491 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,373 Keep an eye on my section, would you Mike? 492 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,534 Somebody get a fire extinguisher! Go on! 493 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,521 What's going on? 494 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,000 Oh my God! 495 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:53,302 What's going on? 496 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,076 Where's the fire? Who set off the alarm? 497 00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:57,406 Where is he? 498 00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,106 Who sounded the alarm? 499 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,714 Just a moment! 500 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,181 Now just a moment! 501 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:04,951 Who did it? 502 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,600 Ladies! 503 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,919 Ladies, return to your section! 504 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,905 You're not allowed to mix with the men! 505 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,815 - There is no fire. - I know. 506 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,171 I know it was a false alarm. I apologize for any inconvenience. 507 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,429 Return to your cubicles. 508 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,200 I'm going to write to my councillor! 509 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:38,400 Now then! 510 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,582 Don't think I don't know what's going on here. 511 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:43,864 Unpunctuality! 512 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:46,825 Tea leaves thrown down the toilet! 513 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,238 Cigarette ends in the cubicles! 514 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,843 And there was a dirty towel! 515 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,897 Just lying in the main corridor on Tuesday afternoon! 516 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,026 Just see it doesn't happen again! 517 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,200 I can't stop it! I can't stop it! 518 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,669 What are you doing? 519 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,961 That monster goes on forever! 520 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,859 She knows best how to clear this up. 521 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,000 - Take it over here. - Can't stop me going, anyway. 522 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,831 Keeping me out of the way. 523 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,114 Good afternoon, son. 524 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,089 I'd like to know where your... 525 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,014 toilet is. 526 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,554 The toilet? The toilet? Yes, it's... 527 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,000 You see... It's one, two, three on the left. 528 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,476 Thank you. 529 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:33,964 Mike! 530 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,545 Get out of my way! 531 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,959 Mike! 532 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,877 Stay out of my way. You're crazy! 533 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,350 Hey, it's Sue! Back it up! Back it up! 534 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,488 Susan! 535 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,676 Susan stop, my bike! You've ruined my bike! 536 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,015 Mike? 537 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:22,977 There's a customer for you in my section. 538 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,305 No! I told you Sue, no more swapping! 539 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,300 No it's not! She asked for you by name. 540 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,852 She knows you. 541 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,482 Kathy, Kathleen something or other. - Kathy! 542 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,941 A girlfriend? 543 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,784 I haven't got one. 544 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,625 Kathy, where are you? 545 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,054 I'm here, Mike! 546 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,920 Don't be so shy, Mike. Come on in. 547 00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:12,094 - What brings you here? - A bath of course. 548 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,366 Your service has become quite famous, you know? 549 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,239 No really, the boys told me you were here. 550 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,100 You had a fight over that girl, didn't you? 551 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,294 Yes. She's not my girl, it's just that they were asking for it. 552 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,044 I was just curious. 553 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,456 You never phone anymore. What's the matter? 554 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,157 Do you still want to... 555 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Look Mike, it's all right now. Since you've left things have happened. 556 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,099 Kathy! 557 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,351 It's all right now, Mike. It's all right now! 558 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,728 Kathy, stop it! I don't know how to explain. 559 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,927 It's not you, you're all right. 560 00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:53,697 It's just that... 561 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,385 I don't know, all that old scene seems so strange now. 562 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,356 As if it were someone else. Not me at all. 563 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,395 I'm sorry, Kathy. 564 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,564 Hey! Don't forget your tip! 565 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,320 Let me take it, Madam. 566 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,300 You'd like some of this, wouldn't you? 567 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,413 Susan, can't you see I'm busy? 568 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,658 I'm very lucky not having a weight problem. I can eat almost anything. 569 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,488 You're very quiet this morning. What's wrong with you? 570 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,292 Just sign. 571 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:27,004 Excuse me... 572 00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:28,360 Excuse me a moment... 573 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,075 Yes? Can I help you? 574 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,783 Have you seen a couple come in? The girl's a redhead... 575 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,973 very good-looking, you couldn't miss her. 576 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:40,314 One went in about 10 minutes ago... With a dark, balding gentleman. 577 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,825 Oh no, the bloke's got a lot of hair, sort of horse-faced... 578 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,202 Actually there were two gentlemen... 579 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,819 Good evening, sir...The other man may have been a bit horsey! 580 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,759 - How are you? - Oh fine, thank you. 581 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:54,781 That could be them. 582 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,200 I'll take a single. 583 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:02,107 - Are you a member, sir? - A member? No. 584 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,000 In that case I'm afraid you can't go in, sir. 585 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:07,200 Not unless you want to enroll and pay your membership fee. 586 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:09,686 - How much is that? - Three guineas please, sir. 587 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:21,153 Fill in this form, please. 588 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,344 And I'm afraid there's another 12 and 6 for your first drink. 589 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,700 - Hello, darling. - Good evening. 590 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:35,200 Here we are. 591 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,722 Take this. 592 00:49:38,138 --> 00:49:39,478 Thank you. 593 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,618 Look, couldn't I go in without a drink just this once? 594 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,379 I'm afraid it's not possible under our rules. 595 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,781 Do you still wish to join? 596 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,990 - Can I use your loo? - Certainly, in there. 597 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,400 Hello Angie. How's your love life? 598 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,300 Good evening, sir. And you? Thank you. 599 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,018 This is my fiancee. Not bad, eh? 600 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,883 Here you go then. 601 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:16,833 I'll see you later! 602 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,715 Thank you! 603 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,410 I'm terribly sorry... - Good evening, Madam. 604 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:36,873 Sorry... 605 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,563 Step this way, please? 606 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,880 I'm sorry... 607 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,834 It's warmer inside, sir. 608 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,317 Hop in. 609 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,016 - How much is a hot dog? - 1 and 9, sir. 610 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:23,954 Yes, all right. 611 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,477 With mustard? 612 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,000 - 1 and 9, please sir. - Thank you very much. 613 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,576 Thank you, sir. 614 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,868 Live show, sir? On now. 615 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,619 Only 10 bob. She takes everything off! 616 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,986 Film show too sir, you'll find it very educational! 617 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,817 - Hot dog, please. - With mustard? 618 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,174 Yes. 619 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,586 1 and 9, please. 620 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,356 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 621 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:23,381 Live, continuous strip-tease... Show's on now. 622 00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,544 18 lovely girls with nothing on and nowhere to hide. 623 00:52:25,558 --> 00:52:27,444 They're all beautiful, not a stitch on. 624 00:52:27,502 --> 00:52:29,265 It all comes off here, everything's on show! 625 00:52:29,278 --> 00:52:30,942 They move, they dance, everything moves. 626 00:52:30,999 --> 00:52:34,100 It's a beautiful show. A good clean show with lots of lovely... 627 00:52:34,201 --> 00:52:35,101 Birdies in here, sir... 628 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,599 Everyone hand-picked by myself. You coming inside, sir? 629 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,200 Hey, you coming inside? You've got to see the show. 630 00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:41,834 It's worth every penny you've got. 631 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,858 10 bob to get in, sir 10 bob! 632 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,806 What are you doing with that, sir? Put it down! 633 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:49,241 Hey, put that down! 634 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,731 As naked as the day they were born, only bigger and juicier! 635 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,606 Nothing on and nowhere to hide. 636 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,689 Step inside sir, the show's on now. 637 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,413 Continusous show! Step right inside sir, the show's on now. 638 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,221 Where did you get this poster? 639 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,942 Angelica Continental, born in Manchester. 640 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,996 Why don't you ask her yourself, if you can afford her? A very expensive girl. 641 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,402 Step right inside sir, the show's on now. 642 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,372 18 beautiful girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide! 643 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,467 - Thank you sir. - Thank you. 644 00:53:25,726 --> 00:53:29,037 I say sir excuse me sir, are you coming inside sir? 645 00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,397 Try your luck, sir! 646 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,682 Hold on. 647 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,687 - Sorry. - Who is it? 648 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,912 Where's that lulu? Who's stole Angelica? 649 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Hey, where's that Angelica? Have you seen her? 650 00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:03,917 It's me! A customer, yes. A customer. 651 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,290 Can I come in? - Yes, of course you can! 652 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,359 I'll be busy now. Well dear, what can I do for you? 653 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,642 Could I stay for a while, please? 654 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,619 Please do. Welcome! Don't be shy. 655 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,435 - Could I wash my hands? - Yes, over there. 656 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,432 Thank you. 657 00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:37,145 You got a match? 658 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,652 A match? Yes. 659 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,067 You're all trembling, why? 660 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,852 I've been... I've been running a lot. 661 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,779 Have a drink, won't you? 662 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:14,203 Thanks... Well, how much is it? 663 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,533 Be my guest. 664 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,522 Thank you. 665 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,822 Why don't you take a glass? 666 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,711 Why make it dirty... 667 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,400 Well, I... 668 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:36,053 What do you do, boy? Are you at school? 669 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,015 - No, I work. - Where? 670 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,876 Come on, sir. Where is she? Where's Angelica? 671 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,066 I'm a public baths' attendant. 672 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,363 Nice job, is it? 673 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,633 Well it could be worse. 674 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,513 Pays well? 675 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,903 Yes, quite well. I got my first 10 quid today. 676 00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:57,092 Today? Any tips? 677 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,525 Yes...10 bob. I got 10 bob once. 678 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,813 10 bob? He must have been a queer. He must have fancied you. 679 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,418 Be careful, boy! 680 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,843 No really, it was nothing like that. It was a lady. 681 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,830 A lady? What did you do for her? 682 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,896 Nothing, really. I think she was a bit soft in the head. 683 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,443 Kept on talking about football. 684 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,738 Oh? We're probably in the same line! 685 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,649 Football, eh? Are you a football fan? 686 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:27,406 Yes I am... 687 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,728 Hang on. Come here. Let me show you something. Come! 688 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,355 Look! You know him? 689 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,339 Yes! He's great, he plays for West Bromwich. 690 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,397 Yes, well... 691 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,333 I see you're not working, so I'll have to go. 692 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:51,435 What do you mean, not working? I've never needed work more. 693 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,483 There's no insurance in this kind of business. 694 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,490 Do you know how much I'm worth? 695 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 No. 696 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,189 I used to take 5 quid for a short time. 697 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:02,593 It's 2 pounds 10 now, of course! 698 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,205 Close the door. 699 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,131 Oh, it's Angelica! Do you fancy her as well? 700 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:17,840 - Do you know this girl? - Depends on what you mean by "know her". 701 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,314 Yes, but you know her name! 702 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,123 What do you do with all your money, boy? 703 00:57:23,668 --> 00:57:25,877 I keep 3 pounds and give the rest to my mother, but do you know... 704 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:29,518 Seven pounds? You're mad! What do they need it for? 705 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,648 They've no shame! 706 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,300 - Well they feed me... - Well they should! 707 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,016 They brought you into this world, haven't they? 708 00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:36,027 They've had their fun. They can pay now. 709 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,011 They want to have it free? 710 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:41,225 So you've only got three quid left? 711 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,623 You can't imagine the things we can do for three quid! 712 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,100 - But you said 2 and a half. - Yes, 2 and a half, of course. 713 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,263 Let's not waste any more time. Where do you need her? There? 714 00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:57,030 You just want to see her when you do it, is that it? 715 00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:01,322 It's easier for you, eh? - Stop it, please. 716 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:04,579 Look, I have to go now. 717 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,378 You think you can just go and leave a girl in this state? 718 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,319 I don't have to pay you, do I? 719 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,754 What do you think? You've had my time, my drink, my emotions? 720 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,478 You made me nervous! 721 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:18,962 Look, come on, stop it, give it to me! 722 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,828 Give me the thing, give it! 723 00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:28,727 Where's that girl? What have you done with her? 724 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,454 Come on, where is she? 725 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,789 Sod! 726 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,335 Come on, you pervert! 727 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,400 Come on, I want her back! 728 00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,413 Come back! Come back! 729 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,265 Come back, you two! 730 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:51,950 You dirty foreign pervert! Come back here! 731 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000 - Can I help you, sir? - Did the young couple come out yet? 732 00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:04,128 No, I don't think so. 733 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,566 - But they were here? - I think so. 734 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:26,134 Excuse me sir, would you please read this? It tells you about Christ. 735 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,331 We want to talk to you today about the Lord Jesus Christ. 736 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,782 There are two things you can be certain of in this life. 737 00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:37,142 One of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning. 738 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,832 The other is the fact that one day there's a coffin waiting for you. 739 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:44,092 The Bible tells us there's no way out. 740 00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:47,000 - Where did you get that? - These men gave it to me. 741 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,777 No, not that. The hot dog! 742 00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:51,488 - Just here. Look, I'll show you. - I'd fancy a hot dog. 743 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,734 Do you? They're nice, they're very good. 744 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:57,829 I've got one, thanks! 745 00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:00,307 Here, look! Over here! 746 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,860 Look. 747 01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:04,965 - Oh, they're lovely! - Two more customers for you. 748 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,867 - I'm ever so hungry! - I'm starving! 749 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,100 Have one! 750 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,200 What are they doing? Do you know what they're going on about? 751 01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:11,409 I don't know. They're giving out... 752 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:12,624 Do you know what they're going on about? 753 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:14,700 Here, we're gonna have a hot dog then? 754 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,412 ...Sin is death. You are a sinner! 755 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:17,957 - Smells super! - Go on! 756 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,573 Three hot dogs, please. 757 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,622 - With mustard? - Yes. - Oh, please! 758 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,514 Yes! 759 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,745 It's my debt to follow Jesus... 760 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,539 Don't laugh at them. 761 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,195 Thanks. Is... 762 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,454 Thanks very much! 763 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,795 - 5 and 3 please, sir. - 5 and 3? 764 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:41,349 - I don't have any change! - No. 765 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,777 You don't? Here. 766 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,488 He's got a quid. 767 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,105 Here, should we sing? 768 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,007 - Thank you, sir! - Thank you very much. 769 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,493 Aren't you going to sing? 770 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:54,899 Which way did you say Piccadilly was? 771 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,359 Piccadilly... 772 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,559 It's just down there, you can't miss it. 773 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,118 - Ole! - Come on! 774 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,172 Ole! 775 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,924 No sorry, because I've eaten too much. 776 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,300 But please, sir! 777 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,364 - I mustn't, my stomach... - With my compliments, sir! 778 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,254 Yes please, with pleasure, yes! Thank you very much! 779 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,677 - 73 Cornwall Gardens. - Leicester Square tube. 780 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,750 You know we've only got the pad for tonight, haven't we? 781 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,618 Look, we're almost married! 782 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,641 - Leicester Square tube. - 73 Cornwall Gardens! 783 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,329 Wherever you say. 784 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:48,522 Sir? 785 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,238 Everything's up! Everything's coming! 786 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,860 Want to see the show, Madam? It's a lovely show, Madam! 787 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,893 Come see the show, Madam. It's marvelous! 788 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:01,883 Hey! Hey! 789 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,845 Come back! 790 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,209 Look Sue, look at this! 791 01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:04,753 Mike! Where did you get that? What is it? 792 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:07,419 What is it? That's exactly what I'd like to ask you. What is it? 793 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,782 - What do you mean? - I mean it's you, isn't it? 794 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,637 It does look like me, doesn't it? 795 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,123 - It is you. - All right. 796 01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:18,784 - Is it you? - What do you think? 797 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,200 - You're not like this, Sue. - Like what? 798 01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:23,561 Like that! Look at it! Is it you? 799 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,668 I'm much worse than that! 800 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,874 - It can't be you. - Why? 801 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:32,562 - Because you're not like that. - What am I supposed to be like, then? 802 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,667 Let me sit down. 803 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,469 It's you, isn't it? 804 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,610 You make up your own mind about that. 805 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,300 - If I were one of your... - Yes, what would you do? 806 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,115 What would you do? Would you buy me a ring like that? 807 01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:49,186 How much do you think that cost? Look at it! 808 01:03:50,023 --> 01:03:52,226 - 10 quid. - Ten times that much! 809 01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:54,968 - I'll buy it for you Sue, I'll buy it! - Don't be silly, I've already got it. 810 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:57,552 - Give it to me. Give me the ring! - You're mad! 811 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,126 Susan, sit down! You've got to tell me whether it's you or not! 812 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,683 Sit down! Susan! 813 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,980 I've just about had enough, stop it! 814 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,031 - What do you think you're bloody staring at! - Sit down and behave yourself! 815 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:13,433 Go on and look at it! Look at it! Stupid! 816 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,734 Just sit down, for God's sake! 817 01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:25,641 Give me my coat. 818 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,973 I suppose you're gonna see him now? 819 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,400 After you've got engaged to the other one, you're going to see him? 820 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,777 Well you can't, because he sleeps with his wife! It's no good! 821 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,866 Then I'll have to see him some other time then, won't I? 822 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:36,863 Has he seen the poster? 823 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,574 Has he seen it? Because I'll show it to him tomorrow at the races. 824 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,352 I'll show him this! See what he thinks of you then. 825 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,200 You're not going to the races, are you? 826 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:53,578 Don't worry, I won't cause you any more trouble. 827 01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,039 Hup! Hup! Hup! 828 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,059 Get in line. Now, steady! 829 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:06,279 Keep them moving, left and right. 830 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,144 Come along. You'll soon be off. 831 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:12,926 Now get in line, boys! 832 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,387 Get in line! 833 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:21,536 - Hey you, get back in line! - I've got to fix my shoelace! 834 01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:25,223 On your marks... 835 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,239 Get set... 836 01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:36,052 - Mike, this is a school... - You try and stop me! 837 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,360 Hey you, push off! 838 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,678 Go home! 839 01:07:03,002 --> 01:07:04,421 Come on... 840 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,410 Get off the track! Get off! 841 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,205 Only two more laps to go, come on! 842 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,481 Only two more laps! Come on! 843 01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:24,198 Mike, you little bastard! Come here! 844 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,498 I'll get you for this! You little bastard. 845 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,000 Who the hell do you think you are? 846 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:34,935 Come here, I've just about had enough of you! 847 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,511 - My tooth! - I'm sorry, Mike. 848 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,179 I'm sorry, I was very angry. 849 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,904 My tooth! You've knocked my tooth out! 850 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,400 You shouldn't have done that to his car, you really shouldn't! 851 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,305 But you knocked my tooth out! 852 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,036 - All right, I said I'm sorry! - Give me a mirror. 853 01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:56,600 Here you are. 854 01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,460 Oh my God! 855 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,639 Oh, no! 856 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,525 Oh no, it's not your bloody tooth! Look! 857 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,140 Oh shit! 858 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,161 It's not my tooth! 859 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,073 You spit it out, didn't you? 860 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:16,998 - Yes, I spit it out... - You didn't swallow it? 861 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,181 No. 862 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:20,685 Oh God! Help me look for it! 863 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,665 - How big is it? - How big is it? You saw it yesterday! 864 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,200 Do you know how much that cost? - Sue... 865 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,645 - He's going to be really pleased with me. - Sue, it's no good! 866 01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:33,291 - That's just great! - Sue it's no good, stand up! 867 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:34,400 Stupid! 868 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,715 Look, will you help me look for it, Mike? 869 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,753 Sue, it's in the snow. Stand up! 870 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,200 Oh Christ, yes! 871 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:41,978 Stay where you are, don't move! 872 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:44,720 God, this is impossible! 873 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,731 Don't move! 874 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,588 - So stupid! - Stay in the circle, Sue! 875 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,390 Anywhere! 876 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,461 Don't move, I'll be back in a minute! 877 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:58,272 But Mike! 878 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,749 Oh, God! 879 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,872 Get out! Piss off! 880 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,562 Piss off! 881 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000 Christ, what's that bloody dog doing there? 882 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:30,766 I'm trying to...Go on! 883 01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:35,405 What are those for... Yes, I see. 884 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,006 Well then what? 885 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,842 Leave it to me, I know what I'm doing. 886 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,256 I hope you do, for your sake. 887 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,776 - Don't move around, Sue! - I'm not. 888 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,595 I keep thinking I see it. 889 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,124 Look, I'll make a path. 890 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:52,606 It could be anywhere. It could even be on these. 891 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,877 Now walk in the path! 892 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,376 Now come out. 893 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,533 Hip, hip, hooray! 894 01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,086 The last little bit... 895 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,848 - I don't think we missed any. - I hope not. 896 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,300 - You didn't swallow it, did you? - No, I didn't swallow it. 897 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,809 Here, take the shovel. Can you manage? 898 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:30,982 Yes, come on. 899 01:12:31,700 --> 01:12:34,254 - Where we taking it? - To the baths of course. Go on! 900 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,652 - It's empty! - Yes, I know. 901 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:18,494 I forgot. They emptied it out for the weekend. 902 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,432 - We can still use the bathroom. - No, everything's locked up! 903 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,014 I'll have a look in the manager's office, that must be open! 904 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,880 Hey Sue, look what I found! 905 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:02,200 - Where are we going to plug it in? - There's nowhere here I don't think. 906 01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,922 Hang on, I'll just try these lights. 907 01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:06,074 What are you going to do with it, anyway? 908 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,454 You'll see. Watch! 909 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,439 Now switch them on! 910 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,189 Right, this will be fixed. Switch on the light. 911 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,688 All right, now come and help me. 912 01:15:52,030 --> 01:15:53,515 Did you lose any on the way down here? 913 01:15:54,021 --> 01:15:56,773 Yes, but I picked it up again. 914 01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:01,787 Now we can start melting it in the kettle. Give us it. 915 01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:06,940 Put some in there. 916 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,406 Careful! 917 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,247 Mind out, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it myself! 918 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,624 Mike, do you think we'll ever find it? It's going to take hours doing it like this! 919 01:16:17,730 --> 01:16:19,299 Don't worry. We'll find it sooner or later. - Will we? 920 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,401 Christ, I'm hungry! 921 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,987 Look, we'll try it under here. Quick. 922 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,573 - What are you going to do? - Pour it down here. 923 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,900 - Will it go right down the grating? - No, this will stop it. 924 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,756 - Are you sure? - Yes. 925 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,956 Now pour it here. It's going to trickle out down there. 926 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,312 If you see the diamond, don't touch it, because it'll be hot. 927 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,300 - Wait, I've got a much better idea. - What? 928 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,940 It's a much better idea. Hang on a minute. 929 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:12,293 Mike, don't be silly. It's no time to get embarrassed. 930 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,825 Look. Strain it through these. 931 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,109 - Through that? - Yes, come on. 932 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,919 - You'll ruin your tights. - It doesn't matter, come on! 933 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,590 That diamond's worth 1200 pairs of tights. 934 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,000 Come on, you pour it through. 935 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,828 - It's not that valuable. - It is, I told you! 936 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,200 - All right. Ready? - What do you think all of this is for? 937 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:32,264 - Okay, hold it then. - All right, get on with it! 938 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,940 - Don't let it dribble down. - I'm holding it, aren't I? 939 01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:39,100 - I'm only doing my best. - I know. 940 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:40,650 Come on. 941 01:17:42,086 --> 01:17:43,129 Don't burn me. 942 01:17:43,812 --> 01:17:44,957 Keep your fingers back. Keep... 943 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,788 What's that? Wait a minute! - No, it's not. 944 01:17:55,000 --> 01:18:00,015 Keep looking for it. Mike? Keep looking for it! 945 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,611 Keep quiet, for God's sake! 946 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:05,715 Go around...! 947 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,127 If you keep quiet they'll go away. 948 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,200 All right. All right. 949 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,545 Take it up there and get some more snow. 950 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,541 Sue, are you there? 951 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,035 What the hell are you doing there? 952 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,713 I was knocking at the door, didn't you hear me? 953 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:45,575 Why didn't you answer me? - I'm sorry, I didn't hear you! 954 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,537 What have you done to my car? You punctured two tires! 955 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,239 I can't even remember when I punctured one! 956 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,463 Give me the key! 957 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,330 Give me my cap. 958 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:00,635 Give me the keys. 959 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,440 - I'm awfully sorry... - Give me the cap, come on! 960 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,013 I don't know where they are. Have you got a spare set? 961 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,500 But I gave them to you! 962 01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:10,640 I said I'm sorry, I don't know what I've done with them. That's all. 963 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,031 Come on, give me the cap. 964 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:17,108 Oh, your bloody cap! 965 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:24,781 Now listen. Get your coat and your bag and come here! 966 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,787 It serves me right. Seeing stupid kids! 967 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:37,965 Hurry up! 968 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,474 Hurry up! 969 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,613 Come on, come on, get a move on! 970 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:46,918 No, I won't! 971 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,706 Susan, what's wrong with you? 972 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,750 Will you stop ordering me about, that's all. 973 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,300 But I must have my key! 974 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,590 Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you? 975 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,852 - Yes, I've got a set... - Where are they? 976 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,000 They're at home, I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys. 977 01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:05,000 Not at this time of night. I can't go out again. 978 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:05,900 That's your problem, isn't it? 979 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,027 If you've got a spare set of keys you're all right. So you can piss off. 980 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:12,104 Piss off? After all that I've done for you? 981 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,000 Piss off? 982 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:17,694 After what you've done for me? 983 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:21,560 After what...I'll tell you what you've done for me! 984 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,463 You spoiled everything, everything! 985 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,507 Why the hell did you have to be the first? I'll tell you why! 986 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,804 Because you have to be the first with everyone, don't you? 987 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,384 You couldn't bear to be second. Then they'd have someone to compare you to! 988 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,269 Then they'd see how bloody hopeless you are! 989 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,380 That's why you're so tinky for schoolgirls! 990 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,840 They don't know any better, do they? Poor little things! 991 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,841 They think you're really quite good, don't they? They think it's exciting! 992 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,000 The way you grope and push and you're so bloody hopeless! 993 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,727 You make me sick! 994 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,285 What do you think you've ever done for anyone? 995 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,000 You're pathetic! 996 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,556 You're pathetic! 997 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,456 How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know! 998 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,490 If you ever do! What about those children? Are you sure they're yours? 999 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,626 Piss off! Piss off! 1000 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,392 Bastard! 1001 01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:18,875 Pouf! 1002 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,886 Susan, this is the end. 1003 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,903 What are you doing that one for? We've got all this to do yet! 1004 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,300 I thought we could do this one... 1005 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:33,200 - Come on, let's do one at a time. - All right. 1006 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:34,807 Annoying! 1007 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,352 I'm sick of being ordered about! 1008 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,147 Oh God, I'm dropping bits now... 1009 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,822 Come on. Let's turn it on and get this lot. 1010 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,100 Bring those down here. Hey, what if you have swallowed it? 1011 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,654 - I told you Sue, I haven't swallowed it. - Are you sure? - Yes. 1012 01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:52,971 Come on. 1013 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,955 God, I'm so hungry! - I'm not. 1014 01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:58,693 Come on! 1015 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,104 This is going to take hours, isn't it? 1016 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:09,235 I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm going to be late. 1017 01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:13,489 I think I'll phone Chris. Tell him I'll be late. 1018 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:29,695 Chris? Hello darling, it's me. 1019 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:32,240 I'm going to be late. There's been an accident here at the baths. 1020 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,561 It's nothing serious, it's a burst pipe. 1021 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,822 How do you expect me to feel? I'm furious! 1022 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,390 Because I live near here and the manager's away. 1023 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,899 I'll have to stay so they finish. 1024 01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:48,673 Don't you believe me? 1025 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,838 Well that's great! That's all I needed to hear! 1026 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,099 I expected a bit of sympathy, but... 1027 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,537 I'm ringing from the manager's office, you can ring me back and check! 1028 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,880 5-2...Yes, you know the number. 1029 01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:03,768 Right. 1030 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:06,128 I'm not saying I'll definitely be late, I just might be. 1031 01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:10,409 There's four of them hard at work, you can hear, listen! 1032 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,109 Mike, what are you doing? I wasn't on the phone long! 1033 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,286 Couldn't you work without me? 1034 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,891 Mike, what is it? Are you ill? 1035 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,378 Mike, come on, let's get on with it! 1036 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,626 I know you're tired, but come on. 1037 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:32,937 Mike, what's the matter? 1038 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,576 What are you doing? 1039 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,052 Did you find it? 1040 01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:41,588 Mike, did you find it? 1041 01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:43,908 Where is it? 1042 01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:46,905 Mike, come on, don't mess about. You found it, haven't you? 1043 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,462 Where is it? Mike, where is it... 1044 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,567 Give it to me. 1045 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,612 Come on, give it to me! Where is it? 1046 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,902 Don't swallow it, give it to me! 1047 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,866 Give it to me now, Mike! Come on! 1048 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,378 Don't swallow... 1049 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,504 It's all right, Mike. It's all right! 1050 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,376 Oh, Mummy! 1051 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:57,283 Chris? Hello, darling. Guess what? They just finished. 1052 01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:01,862 So I won't be late. I've just got to get dressed now. 1053 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,418 I've got to put my coat on! 1054 01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,630 Yes, me too. 1055 01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:10,844 Very much. 1056 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,235 Sue, please. Please don't go. 1057 01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:46,946 Please Sue, I... - It's all right. 1058 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,200 Please Sue, I just want to talk to you about it... 1059 01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:51,859 No Mike, I've got to go. Honestly. 1060 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:57,462 Sue, you can't just change like that after being like that... 1061 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,674 - Mike, take it easy. - Sue, just talk to me about it. 1062 01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:16,960 Mike, just leave it... 1063 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:20,100 - Just stay here... - Stop going on about it, Mike! 1064 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,238 Susan, where will you be? 1065 01:28:22,826 --> 01:28:24,251 Mike, let me go! 1066 01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:25,400 Just explain it to me... 1067 01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:27,388 Everything's going to get wet, Mike! 1068 01:28:28,218 --> 01:28:29,645 Come on, we'll talk about it tomorrow! 1069 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,100 It's all about your bloody diamond! 1070 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,566 Yes it is! Come on, give me back the towel! 1071 01:28:34,202 --> 01:28:37,175 I won't give you the towel until you stay here and explain it to me... 1072 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:39,384 Just tell me what you want. 1073 01:28:42,245 --> 01:28:43,301 Sue, just... 1074 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:51,690 Was it different with the teacher? What about your fiance? 1075 01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,158 Tell me, Sue. You've got to tell me! 1076 01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:56,906 Give it to me! 1077 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,797 Mike! 1078 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,992 Don't! Please! 79773

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