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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,165 --> 00:00:05,140 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:09,968 It's Sam. Leave a message. 3 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,518 It's Sam. Leave a message. 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,437 And then we hit 'em with the, 5 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,106 "What about your oppressive cops, bitches?" 6 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,192 Except without the misogyny, right? 7 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,944 You know, I really want to get at you, 8 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,820 but I'm not sure how to do it in a respectful way, 9 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,322 random hot feminist. 10 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,865 Guys, where's Sam? 11 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:35,077 They're probably... on their way. 12 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,370 We should just head in. 13 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,538 It's now or never. 14 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,673 Gabe Mitchell didn't always love 15 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:52,177 being a white face in a mostly black part of an overwhelmingly white place. 16 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,804 What's up, hipster 8 Mile? 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,015 He knew jokes about his race were essentially harmless. 18 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,475 All right, when I was a community organizer... 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,561 Ooh, check you out, Disney Channel Obama. 20 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,187 What did you organize? 21 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,730 He checked his privilege 22 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,524 and supported people of color. 23 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,568 You know, I could come with. 24 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:11,488 No, it's cool. It's... it's members only. 25 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,073 He would never presume his voice 26 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,158 was more important than those around him... 27 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,786 I can't believe Chad got that travel grant over me. 28 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,871 It's bullshit! I killed that essay. 29 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,999 It wouldn't be America if mediocre white men 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,584 weren't being rewarded over deserving women of color. 31 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,295 - But... - I'm sorry, Jo. 32 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,798 ...there was a tiny part of Gabe that wanted to scream. 33 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,091 You know what? 34 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,844 Sometimes people get what they have because they earned it. 35 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,304 Just because I happen to be a white male 36 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,347 does not automatically mean I'm some asshole! 37 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,682 Fucking white people. 38 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,979 Gabe didn't always love having to dodge the land mines 39 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,231 of identity politics. 40 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,524 However... 41 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,322 Gabe loved after hours at the radio station, 42 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,116 debating who made the best soul records 43 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,535 and, of course, the great movies of all time. 44 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,747 In fact, when these two film majors got together, 45 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,874 life was a Godard film in color, 46 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,752 and the only thing that Gabe loved more than Godard... 47 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,047 ...was Sam. 48 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,723 OMG. 49 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,058 Is it the Samantha White? 50 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,893 I know. I know. 51 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:25,979 Should have been there. 52 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,608 I'm just dropping by to check your pulse, make sure you didn't die. 53 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,111 Is that ice cream? 54 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,448 Yeah, it's vanilla. Your favorite, which is ironic. 55 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,745 So what happened? We missed you at the rally. 56 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,374 Reggie... he was a mess, 57 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,168 and it just took longer than I thought. 58 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,253 - How did it go? - Oh, not great. 59 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,838 Apparently you need tickets to get in, 60 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,590 and then Al yelled angry monologues 61 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,385 from Training Day from the hallway until we got kicked out. 62 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,553 - I'm sorry. I should have been there. - No, it's okay. 63 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,639 The school's lacking in pep. 64 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,933 There's bound to be more rallies. 65 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:24,538 You know, it's just... it's been such a long night, 66 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,706 and I'm really rundown. 67 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,209 - So I'm gonna take a shower. - Okay. 68 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,963 I won't be long. 69 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,673 I'll be here. 70 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,096 Hey, Reggie, I know you're going through a lot right now, 71 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,140 but whatever you need, Sam and I are here for you. 72 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,558 Thanks, I actually, 73 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,768 think I got what I needed. 74 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,354 Good. 75 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,731 Super cool. 76 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,150 Well, you know, our offer still stands. 77 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,568 Thanks. 78 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,237 Okay. Okay, let's start. 79 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,449 Yes, let us start, everyone. 80 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,575 Start this meeting. 81 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:02,826 Thanks for being here. 82 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,177 So I know last night's rally 83 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,137 didn't go quite as planned, 84 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,431 but with Reggie back in the fold, 85 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,350 I think we can all agree that something needs to be done. 86 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,019 Things need to change. 87 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,896 No guns for those rent-a-cops, 88 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,899 and fire the asshole who went off on Reggie. 89 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,734 Both CORE and the student government 90 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,735 totally agree with you, Sam, 91 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,904 which is why we, along with the administration, 92 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,363 have put together a town hall. 93 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,115 Fuck the town hall, man. 94 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,867 - Yes. - Right idea. 95 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,953 A town hall on the 22nd to facilitate an open dialogue 96 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,623 on racial tensions at Winchester. 97 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,458 Do you feel the strings, 98 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,877 or do they trick you into thinking you're a real boy? 99 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,046 Pinocchio! 100 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,131 That was my favorite movie growing up. 101 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,592 What was the Kenyan version? 102 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,510 No, it was called 103 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,095 My Ancestors Were Smart Enough Not to Get Captured. 104 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,932 Sam, this is what someone who's trying to help looks like. 105 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:07,849 Help? 106 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,143 The administration wants a town hall just so they can pat themselves 107 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,812 on the back for having a town hall. 108 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,647 We all know nothing's gonna change. 109 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,817 - Wait. I have an... - Don't say it. 110 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,193 Sorry, have to. 111 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,070 We need to protest at the town hall. 112 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,404 Oh, I wanted to say it. 113 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,240 You were right last night. 114 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,871 Thank God for the left nipple. 115 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,417 Thank God for the right nipple. 116 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,379 Thank God for the abs. 117 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,096 Our pain is why we're out in these streets. 118 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,267 Exactly, and I'm not talking a regular protest. 119 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,352 We need to shut shit down. 120 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,980 Well, maybe the system doesn't work because you refuse to use it. 121 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,357 Yeah, why do you have to make everyone your enemy? 122 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,193 - It's kind of her thing. - Troy, you need me to be me. 123 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,403 What are you talking about? 124 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,655 The more radical she is, the more acceptable you become. 125 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:07,409 We are going to bring together every marginalized group on this campus 126 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,786 and demand real justice. 127 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,037 #FuckYes. 128 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,874 I get the desire to protest, 129 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:17,460 but the AASU supports the town hall. 130 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,670 - This is... this is... - The town hall? 131 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,879 You just... 132 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,298 You tell 'em, Sorbet. 133 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,674 I'm going back to Kenya, 134 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,801 - and I mean it this time. - I'm not going! 135 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,053 We're doing this. 136 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,396 Don't you wish to come in and have sexual intercourse? 137 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,315 Heavens, no. 138 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,774 I have a boyfriend. 139 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,818 I must go to him now. 140 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,237 Yes, you should. 141 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,699 On the other hand, 142 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:51,077 sexual intercourse does sound good. 143 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,041 Now that Troy and his sycophants are gone, 144 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,292 we can get to work. 145 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,628 All right, so we should probably split into groups. 146 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,629 Oh, yeah. 147 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,464 Rashid and... 148 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,673 - Ikumi. - Yes. 149 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,383 - Yeah. - Good idea, Reg. 150 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,344 We're gonna put you two on signs. 151 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,137 May my art be your weapon. 152 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,263 I'm in. I'm excited. 153 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,475 I cannot do bubble letters, though, just FYI. 154 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,893 Al, we're gonna need you 155 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,270 and the Black AF to take the lead on social media. 156 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:21,650 Also, we're gonna need water, bullhorns, snacks, 157 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,653 and if you get anything gluten-free, I will smother you in your sleep. 158 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,030 On it and completely turned on. 159 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,658 Reggie and I will handle prep and permits. 160 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,368 We've done it before. 161 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,744 And... 162 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,829 Oh! Joelle and Gabe, 163 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:38,500 you two can canvass all the affinity groups on campus, 164 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,669 'cause we need to show a united front. 165 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:41,920 Great. 166 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,880 - Great. - Looking forward to it. 167 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:48,051 Okay, so do Sam and Reggie hang out on, like, a daily basis? 168 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,012 Gabe, you do know I don't know where Sam is every hour of the day. 169 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,056 Like, I'm not worried about Reggie and Sam. 170 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,850 Like, maybe for a second there, but not really. 171 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,352 I mean, I scoff at being worried. 172 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,229 Scoff. 173 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,189 Actually, I don't even think I know how to scoff. 174 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,650 I'm pretty sure it's not saying the word "scoff," though, right? 175 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,360 Am I talking a lot? I feel like I'm talking a lot. 176 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,780 No, you don't seem worried or weird or like you're losing your mind. 177 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,366 I'm not this guy, though. 178 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,993 I'm sure everything's fine. 179 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,912 Wait. Why'd you look at me like that? 180 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,247 Like what? I just looked at you. 181 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,001 No, no, no, that was a "This white boy can't handle what I'm about to say" look. 182 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,378 It's true. That was the look. 183 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,715 Let's just say, if I were you and Sam was... 184 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,967 Never mind. Probably don't know what I'm talking about. 185 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,385 No, no, you can't stop there. 186 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,012 If Sam was what? 187 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,264 The Asian Student Alliance would love to come out. 188 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,016 We have a screening of Bowling for Columbine that night, 189 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,517 - but we can definitely move it. - Oh, thank you. 190 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,852 That's fantastic. We really appreciate it. 191 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,229 Wait. What does Bowling for Columbine have to do with being Asian? 192 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,149 What? Just 'cause we're Asian, we can't care about gun violence? 193 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,942 We can only get together and watch Rashomon 194 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,029 and have conversations about the need for sword control? 195 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,240 Annie needs to calm the fuck down. 196 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,160 Well, at least she's still backing us after you low-key hate-crimed her. 197 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,828 Did I? 198 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,788 - No. - Oh. 199 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,125 Hey, remember what you were saying earlier before 200 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,334 about if you were me... 201 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,086 Fine, I just meant, 202 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,963 if I felt like my relationship was slipping away... 203 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,840 Wait. Who said slipping away? 204 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,426 If I were you, I'd fight for my relationship. 205 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,889 Of course, that would require me to have a relationship. 206 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,932 Young Democrats agree that there's a problem, 207 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,685 but we already committed to participating in the town hall. 208 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,896 But I wish we hadn't. 209 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,773 I'd have my group follow you anywhere. 210 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,691 - Nope. - "Nope" to what? 211 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,860 Just all of it, Mehar. 212 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,195 Hey, what was wrong with that guy? 213 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,030 He seemed nice. He was hot. 214 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,239 Not my type. 215 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,908 Well, what is your type? 216 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,785 - Maybe I know somebody. - You don't. 217 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,078 Come on. Try me. 218 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,497 Stop following me, crazy man. 219 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,500 The LGBTQIA Union would love to, but we have a screening 220 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,460 of Bowling for Columbine that night. 221 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,796 Oh, we already talked to Annie, and they're canceling that, so... 222 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,589 Actually, we have our own screening. 223 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,216 But it's nice to hear that Annie came to her senses 224 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,425 and realized she shouldn't rip off 225 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,011 other people's programming just to get back at me. 226 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,597 If you come across that bitch again, tell her it'd be a real shame 227 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,599 if her boyfriend found out where she really goes 228 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,601 when she says she's at the library. 229 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,977 Okay, so you're busy that night. 230 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,562 - We're gonna go. - Motherfucker, what? 231 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,189 I got, like, eight million questions. 232 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,316 Girl, so... Gabe! 233 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,236 How Defamation would it be 234 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,613 if Mehar were Annie's boyfriend? 235 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,240 Well, as long as we're on hypotheticals, 236 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,533 who should be your boyfriend? 237 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,368 Stop fishing for my type, Gabe. 238 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,994 Come on, man. Bond with me. 239 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:23,623 Okay, fine. 240 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,167 - He needs to be smart... - Mm-hmm. 241 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,796 ...nerdy, but kind of cool, a little bit of a badass. 242 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,298 - Okay. - Black. 243 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,801 Actually, black as hell and unapologetic about it. 244 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,847 Kind of serious, but okay when you make fun of him for it. 245 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,350 Able to carry a lot on his shoulders. 246 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,977 God, and those shoulders... 247 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,981 You got it bad for Reggie. 248 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,650 Joelle. 249 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,444 Why hasn't this happened yet? 250 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,863 Why do you think? 251 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,239 I have no idea. 252 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,048 Do you think Sam and Reggie are... 253 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,341 I don't know. 254 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,970 I never know anything with her. 255 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:21,890 As soon as I figure her out, 256 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,226 she pulls back, and then I-I don't know all over again. 257 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,688 You know what I do know? 258 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,399 She smiles with you. 259 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,735 Hey, that's a scoff... 260 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,653 But I'm serious. 261 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,782 I'm not talking a self-satisfied, "I was dope on the radio" smile 262 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,201 or a "pissing Troy off is fun" smile. 263 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,912 No, with you, it's... 264 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,041 It's a whole-body thing, head to toe. 265 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,753 With you, she smiles from her socks. 266 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,183 Joelle, I called the cops the other night. 267 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,144 What? 268 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,480 Ooh, I'm sorry, massa. 269 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,273 It's a song. Hell, it's in the title. 270 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,317 - What am I supposed to do? Hum? - Yes, nigga! 271 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,444 I thought I was protecting everybody. 272 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,239 I thought it would keep things from getting too out of control. 273 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,367 I thought I was doing the right thing. 274 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,912 I didn't... I couldn't have known what was gonna happen. 275 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,206 You absolutely cannot tell Sam. 276 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,290 But if I don't, I'm... 277 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,377 Never mention this again, because if she finds out... 278 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,382 She can't find out. 279 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,932 I mean, I like to mix it up. 280 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,350 More Malbec, Sam? 281 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,895 Or we can actually open the bottle you brought. 282 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,356 Never had wine product before. 283 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,110 And it's a screw top. Fun. 284 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,987 - Whatever's fine. Thanks. - It's so good. 285 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,363 You guys have to listen to it. 286 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,865 It's, like, all these great stories of old Hollywood. 287 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,284 You Must Remember This...it's incredible. 288 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,619 "Written, 289 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,287 narrated, 290 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,124 and produced by Karina Longworth. 291 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,375 That's me." 292 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,544 Yes! 293 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,755 I keep telling my friends to listen to it, but none of them do. 294 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:21,592 I just heard the one about Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn. 295 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,344 Oh, my God, they were the best. 296 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,555 Yeah, I mean, their movies... their movies are great, 297 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,557 but wasn't the affair kind of fucked up? 298 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,225 Why do you hate love, Gabe? 299 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,144 When he got sick, she took five years off to care for him. 300 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,353 It's so romantic. 301 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,896 I love that story. It's... 302 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,108 Sure, but Tracy was married the entire time. 303 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,318 What about his wife? 304 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,820 Okay, things got messy, but... 305 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,156 So the woman who's getting cheated on, 306 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,866 she's just supposed to make peace with it? 307 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,869 - Who wants some? - I'm not saying they were saints, 308 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,786 but they were soul mates. 309 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,872 Well, it's good to know you condone affairs. 310 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,457 Anyone want some of Sam's wine? 311 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,459 No! Thank you. 312 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,127 Gabe. 313 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,171 Gabe! 314 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,091 If something's wrong, just tell me something's wrong. 315 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,509 Something's wrong. 316 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,554 - Okay. - Look, I don't get it, Sam. 317 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,264 Sometimes you want to spend all your time with me, 318 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,683 and sometimes you pretend I don't exist. 319 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,394 - You're like a dude. - You're right. 320 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,480 And not even a nice dude. You're, like, one of those... 321 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,733 What? 322 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,651 I said, "You're right." 323 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,780 Well... well, now I don't know what to say. 324 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,033 I'm sorry. 325 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,453 Things are... 326 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,288 There's just a lot of... 327 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,876 - It's complicated. - Yeah. 328 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,628 You're complicated as fuck. 329 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,673 That's why I'm crazy about you. 330 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,760 You're a mess, but, like, in this put-together way. 331 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,762 I love that you use four-letter words 332 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,764 and four-syllable words in the same sentence. 333 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,099 I love that you're kind of a snob, 334 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,268 but you'll bring a bottle of wine that's only one step above Colt 45. 335 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,398 I love that you love Billy Wilder and Garry Marshall. 336 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,483 I love... 337 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,735 you. 338 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,447 Fuck. 339 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,741 I love you. 340 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,121 - Gabe... - And, look, I know you well enough 341 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,040 to know that, you know, you're gonna need time, 342 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,000 and I don't expect you to say anything now. 343 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,460 I love you, too. 344 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,304 So PDA is a yes? 345 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,140 - Mm-mm, it's a no... - Ah. 346 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,100 - ...with exceptions. - Ah! 347 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,810 Okay, my turn. 348 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,228 Mm-hmm. 349 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,855 You should know 350 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,400 I'll probably be saying "nigga" around you a lot 351 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,610 because I'll find it funny you can't say it back. 352 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,195 Okay, works for me. 353 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,990 Good, because it wasn't a question. 354 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,908 It was a warning. 355 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,034 Oh, I got a weird one. 356 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,079 Uh, I don't think we should do the whole, uh, Facebook... 357 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,707 - No. Yeah, I agree. - Okay. 358 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,542 I mean, you're in love. 359 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,960 You don't need "likes" anymore. 360 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,545 Yeah. Oh, and if things go south, 361 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,547 I do not want to see that fucking crying emoji. 362 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,674 Ah, yeah, fuck that guy. 363 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,259 - And his tears. - Right? 364 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,136 Like, we're in an exclusive relationship here. 365 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,929 It does not involve you, you sad bastard. 366 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,436 You know, as long as we're honest with each other, 367 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,271 who needs extra pressure? 368 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,691 And we're honest with each other. 369 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,193 Yeah. 370 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,320 Exactly. 371 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,327 Can our couple name be "Gam"? 372 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,579 Gam... 373 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,373 Like an old-timey lady leg? 374 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,917 Yeah. 375 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,127 - Yeah, I'm in. - Yeah? 376 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,255 Yeah, 'cause then people will be like, "Oh, check out them Gam." 377 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,247 Were you watching me sleep, nigga? 378 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,584 You can't say it back. 379 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,304 Holy shit. 380 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,225 Uh, hey, maybe... maybe we should get some breakfast. 381 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,018 Lionel is so goddamn good. 382 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,020 He got the 911 audio from the night of the party 383 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,772 proving that cop overreacted. 384 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,399 I'm... I'm really glad. 385 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,818 Uh, Sam, uh, I think, uh, we should... 386 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,403 - Hold on, I got to hear it. - No, Sam. 387 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,447 It's, like, already 8:00, you know? People are gonna start coming in any... 388 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,490 Campus security. 389 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,242 Hi, yeah. I'm at 2306 Bradford. 390 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,578 This party's a little out of control. Could you send some officers? 391 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,788 I'm really afraid someone's gonna get hurt. 392 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,959 That could be anybody. 393 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,963 Okay, look, 394 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,966 I was gonna tell you as soon as things calmed down. 395 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,427 There's no way I could have known what was gonna happen to Reggie. 396 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,264 It's not like I called the cops thinking they were gonna come and pull a gun. 397 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,974 I didn't even know they carried guns. 398 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,058 Wha... 399 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,353 Sam... 400 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,606 please say something. 401 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,003 It's Sam. Leave a message. 402 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,425 Reggie... 403 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,511 my comrade-in-arms, 404 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,348 it was Gabe who dropped the dime to the pigs. 405 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,143 I knew it, my Nubian sister. 406 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,771 I never trusted that white devil no way, 407 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,731 but now we don't have to feel guilty 408 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,274 about your brown skin 409 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,068 up against my browner skin. 410 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,993 It's Sam. Leave a message. 411 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,205 Sam, come on. 412 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,416 I've... I've left you, like, a stalker-y number of messages. 413 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,043 W-w-we need to talk. 414 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,508 Sam? 415 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,596 Come on, Sam, give me a chance. 416 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,949 I don't know, but we need to figure out something. 417 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,076 Sam's your best friend. 418 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,221 Sam, can we, uh... 419 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,522 - Look, I-I-I can explain... - Why would you call the cops? 420 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,983 - What the fuck did you think would happen? - You should have known better. 421 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,651 Do black people make you uncomfortable? 422 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,695 This isn't a good place for you. 423 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,572 That's not actually what the article was about. 424 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,991 - Guys, let's cut him some slack. - He called the cops. 425 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,535 He didn't ask them to bring guns and go nuts. 426 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,370 Why are you even here right now? 427 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,000 For her. 428 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,590 I-I just wanted to stop the party from getting out of control. 429 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,592 Well, nice job. 430 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,598 Reggie, I am sorry. 431 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,937 Sam... 432 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,273 Sam, please. 433 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,503 Fuck. 31886

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