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It's Sam. Leave a message.
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It's Sam. Leave a message.
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And then we hit 'em with the,
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"What about your
oppressive cops, bitches?"
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Except without the misogyny, right?
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You know, I really want to get at you,
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but I'm not sure how to
do it in a respectful way,
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random hot feminist.
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Guys, where's Sam?
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They're probably... on their way.
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We should just head in.
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It's now or never.
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Gabe Mitchell didn't always love
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being a white face in a mostly black
part of an overwhelmingly white place.
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What's up, hipster 8 Mile?
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He knew jokes about his race
were essentially harmless.
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All right, when I was
a community organizer...
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Ooh, check you out,
Disney Channel Obama.
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What did you organize?
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He checked his privilege
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and supported people of color.
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You know, I could come with.
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No, it's cool. It's...
it's members only.
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He would never presume his voice
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was more important
than those around him...
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I can't believe Chad got
that travel grant over me.
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It's bullshit! I killed that essay.
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It wouldn't be America
if mediocre white men
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weren't being rewarded over
deserving women of color.
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- But...
- I'm sorry, Jo.
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...there was a tiny part of
Gabe that wanted to scream.
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You know what?
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Sometimes people get what they
have because they earned it.
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Just because I happen to be a white male
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does not automatically
mean I'm some asshole!
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Fucking white people.
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Gabe didn't always love
having to dodge the land mines
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of identity politics.
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However...
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Gabe loved after hours
at the radio station,
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debating who made the best soul records
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and, of course, the
great movies of all time.
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In fact, when these two
film majors got together,
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life was a Godard film in color,
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and the only thing that Gabe
loved more than Godard...
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...was Sam.
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OMG.
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Is it the Samantha White?
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I know. I know.
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Should have been there.
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I'm just dropping by to check your
pulse, make sure you didn't die.
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Is that ice cream?
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Yeah, it's vanilla. Your
favorite, which is ironic.
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So what happened? We
missed you at the rally.
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Reggie... he was a mess,
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and it just took longer than I thought.
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- How did it go?
- Oh, not great.
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Apparently you need tickets to get in,
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and then Al yelled angry monologues
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from Training Day from the
hallway until we got kicked out.
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- I'm sorry. I should have been there.
- No, it's okay.
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The school's lacking in pep.
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There's bound to be more rallies.
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You know, it's just...
it's been such a long night,
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and I'm really rundown.
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- So I'm gonna take a shower.
- Okay.
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I won't be long.
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I'll be here.
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Hey, Reggie, I know you're
going through a lot right now,
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but whatever you need,
Sam and I are here for you.
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Thanks, I actually,
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think I got what I needed.
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Good.
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Super cool.
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Well, you know, our offer still stands.
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Thanks.
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Okay. Okay, let's start.
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Yes, let us start, everyone.
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Start this meeting.
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Thanks for being here.
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So I know last night's rally
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didn't go quite as planned,
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but with Reggie back in the fold,
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I think we can all agree that
something needs to be done.
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Things need to change.
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No guns for those rent-a-cops,
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and fire the asshole
who went off on Reggie.
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Both CORE and the student government
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totally agree with you, Sam,
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which is why we, along
with the administration,
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have put together a town hall.
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Fuck the town hall, man.
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- Yes.
- Right idea.
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A town hall on the 22nd to
facilitate an open dialogue
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on racial tensions at Winchester.
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Do you feel the strings,
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or do they trick you into
thinking you're a real boy?
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Pinocchio!
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That was my favorite movie growing up.
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What was the Kenyan version?
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No, it was called
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My Ancestors Were Smart
Enough Not to Get Captured.
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Sam, this is what someone
who's trying to help looks like.
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Help?
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The administration wants a town
hall just so they can pat themselves
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on the back for having a town hall.
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We all know nothing's gonna change.
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- Wait. I have an...
- Don't say it.
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Sorry, have to.
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We need to protest at the town hall.
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Oh, I wanted to say it.
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You were right last night.
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Thank God for the left nipple.
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Thank God for the right nipple.
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Thank God for the abs.
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Our pain is why we're
out in these streets.
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Exactly, and I'm not
talking a regular protest.
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We need to shut shit down.
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Well, maybe the system doesn't
work because you refuse to use it.
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Yeah, why do you have to
make everyone your enemy?
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- It's kind of her thing.
- Troy, you need me to be me.
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What are you talking about?
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The more radical she is, the
more acceptable you become.
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We are going to bring together every
marginalized group on this campus
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and demand real justice.
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#FuckYes.
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I get the desire to protest,
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but the AASU supports the town hall.
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- This is... this is...
- The town hall?
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You just...
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You tell 'em, Sorbet.
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I'm going back to Kenya,
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- and I mean it this time.
- I'm not going!
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We're doing this.
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Don't you wish to come in
and have sexual intercourse?
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Heavens, no.
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I have a boyfriend.
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I must go to him now.
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Yes, you should.
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On the other hand,
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sexual intercourse does sound good.
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Now that Troy and his
sycophants are gone,
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we can get to work.
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All right, so we should
probably split into groups.
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Oh, yeah.
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Rashid and...
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- Ikumi.
- Yes.
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- Yeah.
- Good idea, Reg.
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We're gonna put you two on signs.
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May my art be your weapon.
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I'm in. I'm excited.
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I cannot do bubble
letters, though, just FYI.
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Al, we're gonna need you
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and the Black AF to take
the lead on social media.
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Also, we're gonna need
water, bullhorns, snacks,
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and if you get anything gluten-free,
I will smother you in your sleep.
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On it and completely turned on.
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Reggie and I will
handle prep and permits.
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We've done it before.
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And...
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Oh! Joelle and Gabe,
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you two can canvass all the
affinity groups on campus,
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'cause we need to show a united front.
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Great.
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- Great.
- Looking forward to it.
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Okay, so do Sam and Reggie hang
out on, like, a daily basis?
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Gabe, you do know I don't know
where Sam is every hour of the day.
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Like, I'm not worried
about Reggie and Sam.
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Like, maybe for a second
there, but not really.
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I mean, I scoff at being worried.
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Scoff.
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Actually, I don't even
think I know how to scoff.
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I'm pretty sure it's not saying
the word "scoff," though, right?
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Am I talking a lot? I feel
like I'm talking a lot.
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No, you don't seem worried or weird
or like you're losing your mind.
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I'm not this guy, though.
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I'm sure everything's fine.
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Wait. Why'd you look at me like that?
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Like what? I just looked at you.
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No, no, no, that was a "This white boy
can't handle what I'm about to say" look.
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It's true. That was the look.
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Let's just say, if I
were you and Sam was...
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Never mind. Probably don't
know what I'm talking about.
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No, no, you can't stop there.
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If Sam was what?
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The Asian Student Alliance
would love to come out.
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We have a screening of Bowling
for Columbine that night,
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- but we can definitely move it.
- Oh, thank you.
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That's fantastic. We
really appreciate it.
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Wait. What does Bowling for
Columbine have to do with being Asian?
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What? Just 'cause we're Asian,
we can't care about gun violence?
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We can only get together
and watch Rashomon
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and have conversations about
the need for sword control?
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Annie needs to calm the fuck down.
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Well, at least she's still backing
us after you low-key hate-crimed her.
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Did I?
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- No.
- Oh.
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Hey, remember what you
were saying earlier before
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about if you were me...
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Fine, I just meant,
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if I felt like my relationship
was slipping away...
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Wait. Who said slipping away?
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If I were you, I'd fight
for my relationship.
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Of course, that would require
me to have a relationship.
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Young Democrats agree
that there's a problem,
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but we already committed to
participating in the town hall.
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But I wish we hadn't.
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I'd have my group follow you anywhere.
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- Nope.
- "Nope" to what?
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Just all of it, Mehar.
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Hey, what was wrong with that guy?
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He seemed nice. He was hot.
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Not my type.
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Well, what is your type?
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- Maybe I know somebody.
- You don't.
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Come on. Try me.
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Stop following me, crazy man.
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The LGBTQIA Union would love
to, but we have a screening
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of Bowling for Columbine that night.
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Oh, we already talked to Annie,
and they're canceling that, so...
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Actually, we have our own screening.
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But it's nice to hear that
Annie came to her senses
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and realized she shouldn't rip off
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other people's programming
just to get back at me.
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If you come across that bitch
again, tell her it'd be a real shame
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if her boyfriend found
out where she really goes
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when she says she's at the library.
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Okay, so you're busy that night.
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- We're gonna go.
- Motherfucker, what?
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I got, like, eight million questions.
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Girl, so... Gabe!
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How Defamation would it be
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if Mehar were Annie's boyfriend?
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Well, as long as we're on hypotheticals,
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who should be your boyfriend?
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Stop fishing for my type, Gabe.
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Come on, man. Bond with me.
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Okay, fine.
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- He needs to be smart...
- Mm-hmm.
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...nerdy, but kind of cool,
a little bit of a badass.
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- Okay.
- Black.
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Actually, black as hell
and unapologetic about it.
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Kind of serious, but okay when
you make fun of him for it.
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Able to carry a lot on his shoulders.
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God, and those shoulders...
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You got it bad for Reggie.
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Joelle.
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Why hasn't this happened yet?
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Why do you think?
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I have no idea.
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Do you think Sam and Reggie are...
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00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,341
I don't know.
254
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,970
I never know anything with her.
255
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:21,890
As soon as I figure her out,
256
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,226
she pulls back, and then I-I
don't know all over again.
257
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,688
You know what I do know?
258
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,399
She smiles with you.
259
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,735
Hey, that's a scoff...
260
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,653
But I'm serious.
261
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,782
I'm not talking a self-satisfied,
"I was dope on the radio" smile
262
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,201
or a "pissing Troy off is fun" smile.
263
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,912
No, with you, it's...
264
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,041
It's a whole-body thing, head to toe.
265
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,753
With you, she smiles from her socks.
266
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,183
Joelle, I called the
cops the other night.
267
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,144
What?
268
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,480
Ooh, I'm sorry, massa.
269
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,273
It's a song. Hell, it's in the title.
270
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,317
- What am I supposed to do? Hum?
- Yes, nigga!
271
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,444
I thought I was protecting everybody.
272
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,239
I thought it would keep things
from getting too out of control.
273
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,367
I thought I was doing the right thing.
274
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,912
I didn't... I couldn't have
known what was gonna happen.
275
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,206
You absolutely cannot tell Sam.
276
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,290
But if I don't, I'm...
277
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,377
Never mention this again,
because if she finds out...
278
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,382
She can't find out.
279
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,932
I mean, I like to mix it up.
280
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,350
More Malbec, Sam?
281
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,895
Or we can actually open
the bottle you brought.
282
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,356
Never had wine product before.
283
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,110
And it's a screw top. Fun.
284
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,987
- Whatever's fine. Thanks.
- It's so good.
285
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,363
You guys have to listen to it.
286
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,865
It's, like, all these great
stories of old Hollywood.
287
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,284
You Must Remember
This...it's incredible.
288
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,619
"Written,
289
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,287
narrated,
290
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,124
and produced by Karina Longworth.
291
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,375
That's me."
292
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,544
Yes!
293
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,755
I keep telling my friends to
listen to it, but none of them do.
294
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:21,592
I just heard the one about Spencer
Tracy and Katharine Hepburn.
295
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,344
Oh, my God, they were the best.
296
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,555
Yeah, I mean, their movies...
their movies are great,
297
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,557
but wasn't the affair kind of fucked up?
298
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,225
Why do you hate love, Gabe?
299
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,144
When he got sick, she took
five years off to care for him.
300
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,353
It's so romantic.
301
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,896
I love that story. It's...
302
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,108
Sure, but Tracy was
married the entire time.
303
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,318
What about his wife?
304
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,820
Okay, things got messy, but...
305
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,156
So the woman who's getting cheated on,
306
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,866
she's just supposed
to make peace with it?
307
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,869
- Who wants some?
- I'm not saying they were saints,
308
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,786
but they were soul mates.
309
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,872
Well, it's good to know
you condone affairs.
310
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,457
Anyone want some of Sam's wine?
311
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,459
No! Thank you.
312
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,127
Gabe.
313
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,171
Gabe!
314
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,091
If something's wrong, just
tell me something's wrong.
315
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,509
Something's wrong.
316
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,554
- Okay.
- Look, I don't get it, Sam.
317
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,264
Sometimes you want to
spend all your time with me,
318
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,683
and sometimes you pretend I don't exist.
319
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,394
- You're like a dude.
- You're right.
320
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,480
And not even a nice dude.
You're, like, one of those...
321
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,733
What?
322
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,651
I said, "You're right."
323
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,780
Well... well, now I
don't know what to say.
324
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,033
I'm sorry.
325
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,453
Things are...
326
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,288
There's just a lot of...
327
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,876
- It's complicated.
- Yeah.
328
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,628
You're complicated as fuck.
329
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,673
That's why I'm crazy about you.
330
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,760
You're a mess, but, like,
in this put-together way.
331
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,762
I love that you use four-letter words
332
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,764
and four-syllable words
in the same sentence.
333
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,099
I love that you're kind of a snob,
334
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,268
but you'll bring a bottle of wine
that's only one step above Colt 45.
335
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,398
I love that you love Billy
Wilder and Garry Marshall.
336
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,483
I love...
337
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,735
you.
338
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,447
Fuck.
339
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,741
I love you.
340
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,121
- Gabe...
- And, look, I know you well enough
341
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,040
to know that, you know,
you're gonna need time,
342
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,000
and I don't expect you
to say anything now.
343
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,460
I love you, too.
344
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,304
So PDA is a yes?
345
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,140
- Mm-mm, it's a no...
- Ah.
346
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,100
- ...with exceptions.
- Ah!
347
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,810
Okay, my turn.
348
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,228
Mm-hmm.
349
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,855
You should know
350
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,400
I'll probably be saying
"nigga" around you a lot
351
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,610
because I'll find it funny
you can't say it back.
352
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,195
Okay, works for me.
353
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,990
Good, because it wasn't a question.
354
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,908
It was a warning.
355
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,034
Oh, I got a weird one.
356
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,079
Uh, I don't think we should
do the whole, uh, Facebook...
357
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,707
- No. Yeah, I agree.
- Okay.
358
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,542
I mean, you're in love.
359
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,960
You don't need "likes" anymore.
360
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,545
Yeah. Oh, and if things go south,
361
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,547
I do not want to see
that fucking crying emoji.
362
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,674
Ah, yeah, fuck that guy.
363
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,259
- And his tears.
- Right?
364
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,136
Like, we're in an
exclusive relationship here.
365
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,929
It does not involve
you, you sad bastard.
366
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,436
You know, as long as we're
honest with each other,
367
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,271
who needs extra pressure?
368
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,691
And we're honest with each other.
369
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,193
Yeah.
370
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,320
Exactly.
371
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,327
Can our couple name be "Gam"?
372
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,579
Gam...
373
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,373
Like an old-timey lady leg?
374
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,917
Yeah.
375
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,127
- Yeah, I'm in.
- Yeah?
376
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,255
Yeah, 'cause then people will be
like, "Oh, check out them Gam."
377
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,247
Were you watching me sleep, nigga?
378
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,584
You can't say it back.
379
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,304
Holy shit.
380
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,225
Uh, hey, maybe... maybe we
should get some breakfast.
381
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,018
Lionel is so goddamn good.
382
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,020
He got the 911 audio from
the night of the party
383
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,772
proving that cop overreacted.
384
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,399
I'm... I'm really glad.
385
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,818
Uh, Sam, uh, I think, uh, we should...
386
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,403
- Hold on, I got to hear it.
- No, Sam.
387
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,447
It's, like, already 8:00, you know?
People are gonna start coming in any...
388
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,490
Campus security.
389
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,242
Hi, yeah. I'm at 2306 Bradford.
390
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,578
This party's a little out of
control. Could you send some officers?
391
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,788
I'm really afraid
someone's gonna get hurt.
392
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,959
That could be anybody.
393
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,963
Okay, look,
394
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,966
I was gonna tell you as
soon as things calmed down.
395
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,427
There's no way I could have known
what was gonna happen to Reggie.
396
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,264
It's not like I called the cops thinking
they were gonna come and pull a gun.
397
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,974
I didn't even know they carried guns.
398
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,058
Wha...
399
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,353
Sam...
400
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,606
please say something.
401
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,003
It's Sam. Leave a message.
402
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,425
Reggie...
403
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,511
my comrade-in-arms,
404
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,348
it was Gabe who dropped
the dime to the pigs.
405
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,143
I knew it, my Nubian sister.
406
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,771
I never trusted that white devil no way,
407
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,731
but now we don't have to feel guilty
408
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,274
about your brown skin
409
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,068
up against my browner skin.
410
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,993
It's Sam. Leave a message.
411
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,205
Sam, come on.
412
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,416
I've... I've left you, like,
a stalker-y number of messages.
413
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,043
W-w-we need to talk.
414
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,508
Sam?
415
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,596
Come on, Sam, give me a chance.
416
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,949
I don't know, but we need
to figure out something.
417
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,076
Sam's your best friend.
418
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,221
Sam, can we, uh...
419
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,522
- Look, I-I-I can explain...
- Why would you call the cops?
420
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,983
- What the fuck did you think would happen?
- You should have known better.
421
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,651
Do black people make you uncomfortable?
422
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,695
This isn't a good place for you.
423
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,572
That's not actually what
the article was about.
424
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,991
- Guys, let's cut him some slack.
- He called the cops.
425
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,535
He didn't ask them to
bring guns and go nuts.
426
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,370
Why are you even here right now?
427
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,000
For her.
428
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,590
I-I just wanted to stop the
party from getting out of control.
429
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,592
Well, nice job.
430
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,598
Reggie, I am sorry.
431
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,937
Sam...
432
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,273
Sam, please.
433
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,503
Fuck.
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