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I felt like I had a lot of time.
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I know.
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It's good. I'm good.
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Yeah. We're, um... we're
just getting off the freeway.
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Yeah?
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Did, Hugh pick you up
at the office, or...
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Yeah, he was coming in from Oakland.
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He was late, of course.
Then I took him...
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And then, he took me
to some lawyer bar.
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A lawyer bar?
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Yeah. A lawyer bar, kind of.
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Yeah. I don't know. Everybody
there seemed like a lawyer.
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I felt like I was the only
person without a tie.
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Well, maybe we should get
you a tie for emergencies.
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Yeah, wardrobe emergencies.
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Yeah.
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Anyhow, we tried to take
the freeway and...
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Ke... Kevin?
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I can barely hear you.
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Is that better?
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Not much.
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Where are you?
Are you there yet?
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Yeah, I... I'm just
pulling up right now.
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I just got here.
Um...
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Yeah. I'm right here.
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I... You know what? I need to parallel
park and I'm not on my earpiece.
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Okay.
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Are you good?
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Yeah.
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You know, we should
talk about, you know...
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Maybe we can talk about, you know,
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that little problem before
we get into the party.
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Okay.
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Is it something we should
talk about now, or...
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Hello?
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Kevin?
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I lost you.
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Oh.
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Baby?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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I think olive oil would be good.
A little more maybe?
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- A drizzle.
- A little more.
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- Is this turning you on?
- That is hot.
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See how you're slipping?
This is...
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- It's... It's the bread, babe.
- It's the two of you with the knives that...
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I have not had carbs for a week.
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I've been on this...
this "cleanse."
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How long have you
been cleansing for?
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About 21 days.
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I had my juice and my
smoothie earlier today...
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and I do feel very, you know...
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- Cleansed? Open?
- A little faint maybe?
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But I'm gonna eat,
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I'm gonna drink and
have a good time.
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- How are you guys?
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Nice to see you.
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- Bend down to my level, please.
- I know.
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So, I just had Kevin on the
phone and this happened.
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It cracked.
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As I was talking to him.
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- You dropped it.
- Our connection... No, I didn't drop it.
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It just cracked as I was holding it.
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Do you have insurance?
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I... I actually don't know if I do.
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Do you have the Skype
app I showed you?
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No, I think it's fine. He just said
he wanted to talk about something,
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But on the news, you know,
they're talking about the comet.
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- Yeah.
- The Miller's Comet.
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And they keep telling people
that this can happen.
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Yeah. I don't think it's the comet.
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If you have Skype, it
uses the home Wi-Fi.
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No. The interference.
They're saying things break.
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Hey, do you want some wine?
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Did Amir mention to you that...
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he's bringing Laurie...
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to dinner?
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He's bringing Laurie?
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Yeah. The Laurie.
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Um, no, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
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- Who's Laurie?
- Well, he is.
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- You know Laurie.
- Oh, Mike.
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Long black hair.
Kind of vixeny.
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Wild and sexy.
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- Oh.
- Kinda strange, very mysterious.
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- Very tight, tight, tight dresses.
- Listen.
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It's totally fine.
It's such an Amir thing to do.
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I was going to keep this...
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This, my friends.
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It's my own little rescue
remedy concoction.
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- Right.
- It's our own mix.
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- It's pretty s... It's very safe, I think.
- Do you want a needle for that?
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- Is it clean?
- You can drop it into some water.
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Just take the edge off,
in case you're worried.
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I don't know.
I'm just... I'm offering.
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It's echinacea, passion
flower, a little valerian...
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and ketamine.
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- So it's all natural.
- Ketamine?
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That doesn't sound natural at all.
That's a horse tranquilizer.
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- Yeah, but it's just a whisper of ketamine.
- I did that once.
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I just thought maybe
a celebration...
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Are you offering this to me,
because Laurie's coming here?
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Well, I'm just saying...
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- Now it's a party.
- Ketamine or cheese?
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It's right here if you change
your mind. Oh, this is nice.
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Where'd you get this?
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Galaxy, that thrift store.
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- Oh, I love that place.
- Me too. I know.
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Oh. Hi.
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- Hi, baby.
- What?
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- Come on. Come here.
- All right.
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My wife.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- How are you?
- Hi. I'm good.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Do you guys want wine?
- I do.
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Cheese? Ketamine?
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You look so good in leather.
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Jesus Christ.
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- Um...
- I want water or something.
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Did you know that, um,
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- Laurie is coming?
- There you go.
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No.
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- Laurie's coming?
- Yeah.
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Look at the smile on your face.
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- It's not a smile. It's not that smile.
- Oh, my God.
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- Why is she coming tonight?
- Amir's bringing her.
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Beats me, because
Amir's a total jackass.
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Oh.
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You know what? Put a quarter
into the swear jar.
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So, who did he tell?
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Well, we got the...
Yeah.
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We got an e-mail about it.
Just his plus one.
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Plus one and then I
was, like, plus what?
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I need to know tonight?
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My editor needs to know how
to book hotels and flights.
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I gotta do it.
Let them know.
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Gotta know tonight.
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You know I-I...
I can't...
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I-I just need to think about it...
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a little bit longer because...
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I just don't want to
make the wrong choice.
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What if you came for a shorter time?
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Like a month, not the full four months.
Just come for a month.
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It's still a very long time...
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and I'm not saying no.
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Babe, if you don't say
yes, it becomes a no.
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We're cold and hungry.
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Hello?
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Amir, you look great.
- Thank you.
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- Hi.
- You remember Laurie?
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Amir told me I wouldn't be...
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- overdressed, now I'm feeling...
- No. No, no.
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We're underdressed.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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- Beth, do you remember Laurie?
- Yes.
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- Nice to see you.
- You guys already said hello and...
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How are you?
Good to see you.
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You guys want red wine?
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Yes. I would love red wine.
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- Lee?
- I've been cooking. I've been cooking.
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- How have you been?
- I've been good. I've been really good.
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- You?
- I've been great.
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Yeah. Life is looking very different
from how it was a while back.
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- In a good way, so...
- Well, cool. That's good to hear.
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- I would hope so. There you go.
- Thank you.
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Not A, C, E.
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"Horace, listen.
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I'll be down at the pyramid.
Come on down and join.
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We gotta talk about
some deity stuff."
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Does everyone else
still not have service?
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My phone is completely broken.
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I'm living in the moment, but...
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- Nothing.
- I got zero.
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That's weird.
Maybe the tower's down.
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The tower's down?
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I'm telling you guys...
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- It's not down.
- That would be a big news story.
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Comet. Comet.
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- Miller's Comet.
- Yes. Thank you.
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I read something this morning
about a comet in the 1930s.
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It was in Finland.
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- Knocked out all of the...
- I actually...
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the cell towers?
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Actually, it was in 1923.
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And, yes, it was in Finland.
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- Um...
- Thank you, Wikipedia.
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It was actually crazy,
because it affected the people.
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After it passed,
they would get lost.
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They would end up in the wrong home.
They would forget things.
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They wouldn't really
know where they were.
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And I remember reading
about this one woman...
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who called the police and said,
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"The man in my house
is not my husband."
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And then police came over...
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and they said,
"This is your husband,"
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And she said, "No. This
is not my husband.
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- I killed my husband yesterday.
- Awesome.
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That's how I know it's not him."
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But they couldn't arrest her,
because he was standing...
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right there in front in them.
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Do they have any theories of why?
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Think how lucky she is.
She gets to kill him again.
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Clearly she wants to kill this man.
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- It's just the Finnish.
- The Finns.
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The Finns or Finnish?
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- You guys remember Halley's Comet?
- Yes.
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I mean, it was such a big deal.
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I remember at my school, we all had
to, like, reenact Halley's Comet.
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So, they assigned each of us
something celestial to do.
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My sister got to be Halley's Comet.
I was very jealous.
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I've never met your sister.
Have you guys met her sister?
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There's a picture of her right
over there on the mantel, but...
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- She's only a fleeting comet.
- she looks a little ridiculous.
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- That's your sister?
- But why did you put it...
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It's the door to nowhere.
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In feng shui, a useless door,
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which this is obviously
a useless door,
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you put a picture of someone...
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