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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ It don't always come naturally ♪
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♪ Sometimes you got to dig in the dirt ♪
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♪ To get what you need ♪
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♪ What I need, I need is you ♪
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♪ I'm going all out to be with you ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Bang, bang, I want it ♪
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♪ Shoot me down and I want it ♪
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♪ When I tell him that I want it ♪
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♪ He says "louder" ♪
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♪ Now tell me baby do you
love as hard as I do? ♪
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♪ Is there a lightning... ♪
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- [music stops]
- Wow.
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- Kickass, right?
- It's killer.
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You were right about the song.
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It's really good!
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Well, I only got you into the kitchen,
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and you made it cook.
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Well, yeah, I made it cook,
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but also the band made it cook.
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I don't see a single frame of
them in this entire thing.
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Yeah. What happened to all that
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performance footage we shot?
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I axed it.
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Every time I cut to them,
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they just sucked all the
energy off the screen.
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The band's gonna freak
when they find this out.
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Yep.
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Well, they probably already know
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because I leaked the
video online last night.
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- What?
- Jesus Christ.
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Why? Why did you do that?
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Because you don't sit
on something this good.
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I mean, the goal is to
get you a deal, right?
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Be fielding offers?
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Well, I already got an email
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from Lana Del Rey's management team.
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- Really?
- And two texts
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from Jay Z's company,
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and you can bet your sweet little ass
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he doesn't want you to babysit Blue Ivy.
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- God damn.
- Holy shit.
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Babe, you are gonna be
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the next giant one-name-only
female music star,
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just like Beyoncé and Adele...
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and Beck.
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So, basically, you're telling
me I need to fire the band.
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Ugh.
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But we are selling you, not the band.
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And besides, they've already
got another gig lined up.
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They can focus all
their attentions on Ava X.
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I don't want to fire
the band right now, okay?
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They sound tighter than they ever have,
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and half the reason that
video was as good as it was
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is because the band
[...] kicked ass on the track.
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But imagine working with
a younger kickass band
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that doesn't have any of
that emotional baggage.
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I saw this ballsy band in Cleveland
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called The Red Wedding.
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I'm bringing them in
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to work on your father's solo project.
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They are such good players.
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They are way tighter than The Assassins,
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but they're in their 20s,
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so their asses are tight too,
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and they happen to be gorgeous.
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So when I'm up on stage with them,
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everybody's gonna be
watching them, right?
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I mean, that's gonna make...
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We play our cards right, everyone's
gonna be watching her
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sing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
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while we're kicking it in the green room
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listening to Jay Z's
shit all over Spotify.
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Sweetheart, don't stress.
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Why don't you just
come to your dad's gig,
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you listen to Red Wedding,
and you judge for yourself.
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You don't have to fire anybody yet.
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[rock music ringtone]
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- Who's that?
- It's Flash.
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What's he say?
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"[...] you." Meaning me.
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I'm gonna delete him from my phone.
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- See you later.
- Yep.
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Bye, sweetie!
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[door shuts]
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Oh, Bam is so pissed we got cut.
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Yeah, so is Rehab. And Noah.
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I don't blame Gigi.
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This is Johnny. I bet my left nut on it.
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He might be that resentful,
but he ain't that smart.
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No. It's Cat. You were right.
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She's out for blood. Mine and yours.
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[rock ringtone plays]
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Oh, an old Heathens tune as a ringtone.
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Who's that?
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Just my ex.
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- Jojo?
- Yeah.
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Oh, she saw the video.
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"Where in the hell are The Assassins?"
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She sends me little dumb hellos
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and, you know, whenever she
sees something that pisses her off...
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Just a couple of old friends, you know?
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No. I don't know. Is she still married?
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She just split from her third husband.
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You know, she's one of
the biggest hedge fund chicks
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in the last 20 years.
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Apparently some of these
guys, they get a little threatened
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when the wife's the actual bread winner.
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She just texted you all that?
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Sometimes we talk on the phone.
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Mm-hm.
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When's the last time you saw her?
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Two years?
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When's the last time you [...] her?
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Two years.
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I remember how insane
you were for her, Flash.
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It was the whole
reason you left The Heathens
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when she slept with
Johnny, and I always thought
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that you slept with
me to get back at him,
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but really, you slept with me
to get back at her, didn't you?
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- Oh, come on.
- Does she know we're together?
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- Yes.
- And she's still texting you?
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Well, I didn't tell
her that you moved in.
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- Why not?
- I'm gonna do it right now.
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Well, don't do it now.
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You should've done
it on your own, Flash.
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I turned my whole world upside
down to be with you.
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I turned the band upside down.
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- I did too.
- So why wouldn't you
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tell me about her?
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Ugh.
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You want me to tell you
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every time I text one of my ex-flames?
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Oh, I don't know. How many ex-flames
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- are you still in contact with?
- Only her.
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- Oh. Ha-ho.
- It's no big deal.
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Yeah. Oh, no, that's no big deal.
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Jesus Christ. You got
one of those ringtones
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in that phone for me?
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I'm gonna put one in right now.
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Where does she live?
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What do you want? Her? Chrissie Hynde?
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Where does she live?
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Everywhere.
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She's retired. She's loaded.
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She flies around the world in her plane
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doing this charity thing she started
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for kids in war-torn countries,
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African places like Chab.
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You mean Chad.
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A country called Chad?
No. It's Chab. All right?
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Cat Stevens had a peace
train. She's got a peace jet.
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And let me guess.
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She's in New York right now, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Oh, and when were you gonna see her?
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- Well, I'm not now.
- No, not now. No.
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We were gonna have coffee.
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Yeah, you were gonna do coffee. Right.
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She doesn't even know where I live.
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No, doesn't know where you live.
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She doesn't know where we live.
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Why don't you go ahead
and text her your address,
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'cause you have her number, don't you?
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Maybe she has a special ring for you.
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[piano music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I don't want to talk anymore ♪
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♪ I don't want to
listen to your stories ♪
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♪ If I can't have you ♪
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♪ Everything about you is over ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It's over ♪
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♪ I don't want to dance anymore ♪
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♪ I don't want to hold you any closer ♪
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[together] ♪ If I can't have you ♪
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♪ Everything about you is over ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- both: ♪ It's over ♪
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♪ Like a dagger ♪
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♪ ♪
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Both: ♪ This has
me staggering around ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Cut up in pieces on the ground ♪
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♪ When I just want to walk away ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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[together] ♪ Like a
bullet in my brain ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Like a channel I can't change ♪
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♪ Yeah, if I can't have you ♪
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♪ Everything about you is over ♪
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♪ Yeah, it's over ♪
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♪ Yeah, it's over ♪
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♪ Yeah, it's over ♪
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[guitar solo]
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♪ ♪
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Dude, this band is smokin'.
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Yeah, in more ways than one.
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♪ ♪
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♪ In the future ♪
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[together] ♪ There is
a diamond in the night ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yeah, replacing you and I ♪
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♪ And she falls into my arms ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ ♪
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[together] ♪ And she
falls into my arms ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And she falls into my arms ♪
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[crowd cheers]
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Two whiskeys, straight up.
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- Great show.
- Oh, Jesus Christ,
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you scared the shit out of me.
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How you doing? Flash here?
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Uh... no. I'm solo. Yeah.
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Oh. Cool.
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I like the jacket.
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Thanks.
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[clears throat] I did
some research today,
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and I want you to take
a look at something.
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This is Cat's farmhouse and land.
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Turns out she ain't loaded anymore.
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And I'm pretty sure she's running
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from a couple of Ohio banks.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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That doesn't bother you?
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Doesn't change how I feel about Cat.
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Well, that's not why
I'm showing it to you.
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So you what... You
came down to warn Gigi?
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Yeah, that's exactly why.
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And that's why you
showed it to me first?
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Johnny, listen.
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I don't want things to get out of hand,
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so I just thought that you and
I could have a conversation.
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Ava, Ava, Ava. Ava.
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Things are already way
out of hand, okay?
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And I'm not blaming
anybody. I'm just saying
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you made your choices... I made mine.
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All right? I'm not breaking up with Cat.
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Because you're in love with her now?
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I don't know.
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I actually don't
know what's gonna happen.
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But I do know one thing.
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Between you and me, just
like the song says,
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it's over.
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I guess those god damn Micki maracas
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weren't so lucky after all.
264
00:10:57,979 --> 00:11:05,572
♪ ♪
265
00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:11,417
So what did you guys
think? They're hot, right?
266
00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:13,671
Yeah, they are! Especially
the lead guitarist.
267
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,273
He is absurdly handsome.
268
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,709
- I wasn't asking you, Noah.
- Oh.
269
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,644
Yeah, they're cute and they're cool,
270
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,745
- but they're young.
- Yeah.
271
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,180
And they're new, like me.
272
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,848
I think there's something to be said
273
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,850
for a group of experienced musicians
274
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,585
playing behind a singer
that's just starting out.
275
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,753
- Right.
- Yeah,
276
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,622
but there is something magical
277
00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:35,560
about three talented, virile
young men on a stage.
278
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,728
- Marketing-wise.
- Right.
279
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,096
[laughs]
280
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,665
So what did you think, Johnny?
281
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,967
I think we should probably sleep on it.
282
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,439
- Yeah.
- You do?
283
00:11:44,602 --> 00:11:46,925
Yep.
284
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,167
- [door slams]
- We should sleep on it?
285
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,168
What kind of pussy move is that?
286
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,404
She was impressed by those
guys tonight, you idiot.
287
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:57,206
You should've pushed
her in the right direction,
288
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,608
but... I don't know... is
that not what you want anymore?
289
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,843
Oh, it's clearly what you want.
290
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:04,313
I'm just wondering exactly why.
291
00:12:04,315 --> 00:12:06,015
Oh. [chuckles]
292
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,516
Let me guess. Ava.
293
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,951
That's right.
294
00:12:08,953 --> 00:12:11,120
[paper crumbles]
295
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,691
[scoffs]
296
00:12:16,594 --> 00:12:18,761
I ran out of song ideas.
297
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:21,964
It's like I hit this huge dry spell,
298
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:25,734
and I thought it was because I
was so focused on raising Gigi,
299
00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:29,705
but then she left, and my
writer's block got worse,
300
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,374
and the phone stopped ringing,
and the cash stopped flowing.
301
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,343
And what? You just
decided to come to the big city
302
00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:36,245
and use Gigi to get
some more cash to flow?
303
00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:39,849
I came here to use you
304
00:12:39,851 --> 00:12:43,419
to, you know, recharge my...
305
00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:46,055
creative impulses.
306
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,057
And... I don't know.
307
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:51,594
I think that we are coming up aces.
308
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:55,131
I mean, we've written
what? Like three songs already?
309
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:57,233
Four.
310
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,602
I rest my case.
311
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:02,404
I took all the cash I had left
312
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,607
and I rolled the dice
313
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,642
on my talented daughter.
314
00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:08,110
Mm.
315
00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:12,748
And her gifted, [...] up, sexy dad.
316
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,916
Yeah?
317
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:20,189
I'm all in, Johnny.
318
00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:23,392
- Financially...
- Mm-hm.
319
00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:26,996
And emotionally. So...
320
00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,031
are you in?
321
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:30,065
[moans]
322
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:31,433
Or are you out?
323
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,635
[moans]
324
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:40,109
No, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
325
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,944
I'm sorry...
326
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,180
Are you turning
down one of my blow jobs?
327
00:13:44,182 --> 00:13:45,848
I know.
328
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:49,518
I barely believe it myself.
329
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,487
I'm turning into,
like, a responsible dad.
330
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:55,057
Let me... let me explain, okay?
331
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:56,425
Emotionally, I'm
totally invested in this kid,
332
00:13:56,427 --> 00:13:58,260
and financially, I was screwed.
333
00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,362
So that's why I brought you in.
334
00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:03,933
So I'm a god damn dollar
sign? That is why you called me?
335
00:14:03,935 --> 00:14:05,201
That was a part of it, but I wanted
336
00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,769
to give the relationship a real shot
337
00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,704
because I thought it
was the best thing for Gigi
338
00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:11,507
to have both her
parents together under one roof.
339
00:14:11,509 --> 00:14:14,543
Well, that is one very
expensive god damn roof,
340
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,812
which I [...] paid for.
341
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,214
Okay, listen. You're
taking it the wrong way.
342
00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:19,815
Shut it!
343
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,191
You need to quit your solo career.
344
00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:30,292
I'm not quitting my solo career.
345
00:14:30,294 --> 00:14:31,126
- Mm-mm.
- I'm never quitting
346
00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:32,294
my solo career.
347
00:14:32,296 --> 00:14:35,331
We are past our fame due date.
348
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,166
We need to be behind the scenes
349
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,702
figuring out ways to generate cash
350
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:43,172
to tide the three of us
over until Gigi gets a deal.
351
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:47,343
But first, we need to convince
her to fire The Assassins.
352
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,578
And I tried.
353
00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,481
I laid out my best guilt trip on her.
354
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:54,650
- And?
- And nothing.
355
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,385
She laughed at me.
356
00:14:56,387 --> 00:14:59,054
She had no shame in
shooting me down, which...
357
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:00,489
I don't know. I wonder
who she gets that from.
358
00:15:00,491 --> 00:15:02,591
- Doesn't get it from me.
- Pfft.
359
00:15:02,593 --> 00:15:04,660
I could literally never
shame or guilt you into anything.
360
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:06,762
You were a brick house when
it came to that shit.
361
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:09,665
Okay, so she got my voice, my body,
362
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,268
and my steely Armenian resolve.
363
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,703
- Mm-hm.
- What did she get from you?
364
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,507
I don't know. That is a good question.
365
00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:20,109
I don't think she got anything from me,
366
00:15:20,111 --> 00:15:22,144
which is probably a
blessing in disguise, you know?
367
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,817
I'll tell you what she got from me.
368
00:15:28,819 --> 00:15:30,452
Irish Alzheimer's.
369
00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:32,621
I forget everything except
the grudges, right?
370
00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:36,058
You know what I'm saying?
She's got my black Irish rage.
371
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,326
The night that Flash broke up with her,
372
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:38,961
she went back to his apartment
373
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,663
and destroyed 15 of his favorite guitars
374
00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:42,197
with a god damn chainsaw.
375
00:15:42,199 --> 00:15:43,899
And then she came back
here with ice cream.
376
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,035
We had an ice cream
party watching TV together.
377
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:47,770
It was, like, the
happiest she's been all year.
378
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,606
I'm telling you, that
look she had in her eyes
379
00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:53,375
when she said she was gonna
delete Flash from her phone...
380
00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:55,244
That's the side we need to nurture.
381
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,479
Just work on the revenge gene.
382
00:15:57,481 --> 00:15:59,114
This is a good approach.
383
00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:00,249
Oh, my God. I love this approach.
384
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,383
- Right?
- Yes.
385
00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,351
[together] Mm-hm.
386
00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:04,119
[laughs] Look at you.
387
00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:05,387
You're a proud papa.
388
00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:07,122
Yes, I am.
389
00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:08,691
And you're the concerned and caring mom.
390
00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:11,260
[laughing]
391
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,161
- Okay.
- [zipper unzips]
392
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,263
Oh, what are you doing?
393
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,197
I'm ready for the blow job.
394
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,865
No, no, nope.
395
00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:19,301
I'm not in the mood anymore.
396
00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:21,804
But you got me all revved up here.
397
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,305
I'm ready to go.
398
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,873
I don't do guilt.
399
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,676
And neither does my
entertainment system.
400
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:30,813
But revenge... That there gets me hot.
401
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,582
So you know what?
402
00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:35,584
You go get your daughter's Irish up,
403
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:38,387
and then, you know, we'll
see what happens.
404
00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:40,689
If she fires the old band,
405
00:16:40,691 --> 00:16:43,359
then your cock is gonna
get all the credit.
406
00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:48,864
I'm gonna go talk to her.
407
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,754
Hey, guys.
408
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:05,955
This is my new band,
409
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:07,623
Red Wedding.
410
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,825
They're from Ohio.
411
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,067
Who the hell are these dudes?
412
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,797
[sighs]
413
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:18,401
We're what you dudes are gonna
look like in 25 years.
414
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:20,436
Guys, this is my old
band, The Assassins.
415
00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:22,271
Yeah, old is right.
416
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,107
Hey, which one of you
guys shot President Reagan?
417
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,342
[laughter]
418
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,244
Mommy and Daddy put you up to this?
419
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,847
No. Actually, this was all me.
420
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,215
I figured inviting them here today was
421
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,017
cheaper than hiring a shrink.
422
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,518
And am I supposed to believe
423
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,787
you had nothing to do with this, Cat?
424
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:40,156
Gigi and I discussed the idea.
425
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,025
Yes. But I pulled the trigger.
426
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,794
This is not about you
guys. This is about me.
427
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:46,529
I need to have a band that
is not carrying around
428
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:49,399
ancient history like
a god damn chain gang.
429
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,800
Look. It's not a total loss.
430
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:52,335
You guys can keep "So Many Miles,"
431
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:55,138
and you have Ava X.
432
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,540
That's right. We still got Ava X.
433
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,742
Yeah, and one good song.
434
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,711
[chuckles]
435
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:05,281
This is on you two.
436
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,116
If you hadn't started sleeping together,
437
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:08,951
none of this shit would
be happening to this band.
438
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,186
Mind your own business, bird face.
439
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,387
- No, he's right.
- Why is this...
440
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,923
[overlapping yelling]
441
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,191
- Why's he right?
- Because if you guys
442
00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:16,359
just kept your shit together...
443
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,161
Jesus Christ. Enough!
444
00:18:19,697 --> 00:18:21,431
We have to rehearse.
445
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,734
Thank you.
446
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:25,601
Okay.
447
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,105
Thank you, guys.
448
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,044
Get off me.
449
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:42,985
[door slams]
450
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:43,953
[sighs]
451
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,590
Well...
452
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:48,737
how did that feel?
453
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:53,162
Fan-[...]-tastic.
454
00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:54,897
Ohh, high five!
455
00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:56,899
Hey, can we jam now, or what?
456
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,702
Absolutely.
457
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:02,805
[band begins playing]
458
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:06,275
These maracas are not cursed.
459
00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,144
They're cursed, Flash.
460
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,213
Okay? This is how a curse works.
461
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,348
You think everything's
great and lucky and amazing,
462
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,649
and then the next thing you know,
463
00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:15,284
you're sucked into Satan's vortex.
464
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,320
Well, we haven't turned to shit.
465
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,489
Still have your solo career.
Still have each other.
466
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,225
Ha! Yeah. Oh, yeah. Me,
you, and Jojo. Whoo!
467
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,560
I told you Jojo is out of my phone
468
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:26,362
and out of my life forever.
469
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,998
What did I do to my life?
470
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,734
What does that mean?
471
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:34,036
It means I don't know
how I feel, Flash, okay?
472
00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:36,539
I don't know how I feel. Damn it.
473
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:40,343
Okay, I think that
these maracas are cursed,
474
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,677
so I'm gonna break the curse.
475
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:42,912
[gasps, coughs]
476
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,780
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God.
477
00:19:44,782 --> 00:19:46,415
Are you okay?
478
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,917
I got something in my eye. Ugh.
479
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,285
Oh, let me see.
480
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,553
I think it's a piece of maraca.
481
00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:52,388
Oh, God.
482
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:55,191
Hold still. Hold still.
483
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:56,792
Hold... okay.
484
00:19:56,794 --> 00:20:00,396
Ow. What is it?
485
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:03,232
- [gags]
- Why are you gagging?
486
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:04,934
[gags]
487
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:07,136
What is it?
488
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:10,072
I think it's a little piece of bone.
489
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:11,607
Bone?
490
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,176
Oh, my God!
491
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,044
Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
492
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,946
Oh! Ugh!
493
00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:19,282
I'm blind. Help me.
494
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,952
[groans]
495
00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:25,221
- Stay down, girl.
- It's not a tooth, right?
496
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:26,789
It's not a tooth in my eye?
497
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,791
Come on. Help me up.
498
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:31,160
I see that.
499
00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:32,361
I thought you said you were blind.
500
00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:34,430
In one eye, asshole.
501
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:37,600
[phone ringtone plays] ♪ I'm a sinner ♪
502
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,535
♪ Gonna waste my life... ♪
503
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,571
- Hey, Johnny. What's up?
- Hey.
504
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,207
Remember those jingle offers you
ran by me a few weeks back?
505
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,541
Yeah. Right after the lupus song hit.
506
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,476
Yeah. They still standing?
507
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:49,412
Yeah. I never even
told them you said no.
508
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,880
I said you were busy
writing a theme song
509
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,446
for carpal tunnel syndrome.
510
00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:55,017
Good man, Noah. So, listen.
I've been talking to Cat,
511
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:58,688
and I think I'm in on the jingles, man.
512
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,958
That's great. What changed your mind?
513
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,294
Let's just say I am prioritizing.
514
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:06,965
Good. Not a moment too soon.
515
00:21:07,147 --> 00:21:09,365
I actually have one agency
that I know wants somebody
516
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,400
to write a jingle for
Grey Poupon mustard.
517
00:21:11,402 --> 00:21:14,170
Dude. You want me to write
music about god damn mustard?
518
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,605
You got to start somewhere, right?
519
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,540
I'm not writing music
about condiments, pal.
520
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,242
I'm too talented for
that. You've got to find
521
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,805
something classier... like Cadillac.
522
00:21:21,054 --> 00:21:23,279
I saw a great ad they did. It
had great music behind it.
523
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,248
So call the Cadillac people.
524
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,683
Okay. Well, Grey Poupon
is the Cadillac of mustards.
525
00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:30,186
Are you in or out?
526
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,322
♪ Grey Poupon ♪
527
00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:35,891
♪ Bring it on ♪
528
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:37,293
[laughs] Great.
529
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,929
So about your solo thing.
530
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,465
I have been keeping my eye
out for a new band for you.
531
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,332
You know what? I
think we're just gonna
532
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:45,635
forget about the solo career
533
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:49,672
and just focus on the
jingles and Gigi for a while.
534
00:21:49,674 --> 00:21:52,708
Oh, okay. Those sound like
really smart moves, man.
535
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,310
I'll call you back when
I have some news.
536
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,312
- Okay.
- All right. Bye.
537
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,948
Mm.
538
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,183
Priorities, baby.
539
00:22:01,185 --> 00:22:03,286
That's the key.
540
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,523
[moans]
541
00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:10,126
[Lo Fidelity Allstars'
"Somebody Needs You"]
542
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,427
♪ ♪
543
00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,329
♪ Somebody wants you ♪
544
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:17,166
♪ ♪
545
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,435
♪ Somebody needs you ♪
546
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,404
♪ Together we can take it home ♪
547
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,172
♪ ♪
548
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:25,408
♪ Somebody wants you ♪
549
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:29,111
♪ ♪
550
00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,314
♪ Somebody needs you ♪
551
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,449
♪ Together we can take it home ♪
552
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,484
♪ ♪
553
00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:36,952
You guys sounded really great today.
554
00:22:36,954 --> 00:22:39,055
♪ ♪
555
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:41,824
♪ Your lips, girl, they kill me ♪
556
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:44,660
♪ Confuse me and fulfill me ♪
557
00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:47,163
♪ Your body's like a rope ♪
558
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,965
♪ Come slip that
knot around my throat ♪
559
00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:52,935
♪ Baby ♪
560
00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:55,404
♪ Watch me swoon ♪
561
00:22:55,406 --> 00:22:57,064
♪ Baby ♪
562
00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:01,471
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