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Dad!
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You forgot to buy milk.
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I notice you didn't
forget to buy yourself
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two new bottles of
vodka and a giant bag of weed.
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I am talking to you. Wake up.
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[grunts]
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Oh.
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Hey, baby doll.
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What the [...]? What?
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A simple "Hi, Mom" would suffice.
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Hi, Mom. What the [...]?
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Oh, God, you never change.
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All right, okay, could you please
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just cover yourself up a little bit?
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Why? Were you sizing up my titties?
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No!
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Are you they real?
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Of course they're
real! They're Au naturel.
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I mean, I'm 46, and they're still
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standing up straight on their own.
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That's pretty impressive, right?
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[grunts] Oh, shit.
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What are you doing on the floor?
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Hey.
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I don't know.
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I'll tell you what you're
doing on the floor, buddy.
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Last night I was riding
you harder than Seabiscuit
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running into the final stretch,
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and I needed a place to plant my feet.
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That would explain the
carpet rash on my ass.
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Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up.
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Hey, did you handcuff
my ankle to the bedpost?
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Yes.
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You were being a very
naughty little horsey.
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Okay, that's good for me.
I'm gonna go throw up now.
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Okay, you do that. Close
the door on your way out.
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Yep.
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You have a key?
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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How did this happen?
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Like it always did with your dad.
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You know, a bunch of
weed, lots of vodka,
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and shitloads of laughs.
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No, I mean, how did you guys
get together in the first place?
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Did Dad post a
profile on FarmersOnly.com?
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I called your mom three days ago
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to talk about your future.
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Wait, um... You called her?
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Yes, because you were telling me,
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like, you know, I need
to act more like an adult,
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and I thought, you know what?
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Who's the one person on this planet
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who cares more about Gigi than I do?
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It's not Ava, and it
certainly isn't Flash.
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Ppppt! No, it's me.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And... mmm.
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Ooh.
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And no one loves you more
than I do, baby doll.
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It sounds so sweet when
you say it like that.
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Your mother has always had
your best interests at heart.
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That's true. Always.
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And also I need to get
laid on a regular basis
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because my bitch UPS
guy went back to his wife
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- eight months ago.
- Asshole.
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Okay, I don't want to hear any more
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about your sex life today.
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Oh, my God, sweetie,
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most kids would be doing back flips
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if their estranged
natural parents got back together.
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Okay, well, most
kids don't have to worry
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about what diabolical
plan their parents are making
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in bed together.
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Okay, listen, the only
plans we have for you
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involve your career, your future, okay?
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That's what we're planning.
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That's bullshit.
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You guys are just trying to
make Ava and Flash jealous.
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They're not even part
of the equation anymore.
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No, they are not.
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Our only thoughts are about you, us.
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We're the real family.
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Mm-hmm.
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The Assassins band family
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is bullshit, okay?
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It's a toxic ball of
egos and insecurities,
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just like The Heathens were.
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It's true. I told your mom, I said,
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"Listen, why don't you put your
money where her mouth is?"
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Get this, she's gonna
bankroll a music video.
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A real music video.
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Mm-hmm, and I'm totally gonna splurge.
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We're talking, like, 200 grand here.
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Real high-end, Lana Del Rey type shit.
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And I lined up this director
that worked with her, right?
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Played him some of your
stuff, and I am telling you
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he went bananas.
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- Nuts.
- He did?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, he did.
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This video works,
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which it will with you as the star,
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we are gonna have record
companies lining up
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to offer you huge deals,
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only we will be holding the cards.
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And since I can't be in the same room
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with Flash anymore to write songs,
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your mom has generously offered
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to write songs with me for you.
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You know, we wrote "Babylon"
and "No Valentine" together
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- back in the day.
- Yes, we did.
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And I believe we wrote both of
those songs together in bed.
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- You believe right.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-mm-mmm.
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Okay, so what is this?
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What's going on, you guys?
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Are you... You're in love again?
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- [chuckles]
- [scoffs]
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- A little bit.
- No.
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Ooh.
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We're in negotiations.
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[moaning]
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[door opens]
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- Hey, man.
- What's up?
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Do you want to go to a concert?
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And before you give a quick "yes,"
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it's kind of unusual.
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That describes every single
thing you do around here, Bam.
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- No, it doesn't.
- You pee sitting down.
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I get yelled at for leaving the seat up.
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It's like living with a chick.
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I'm a drummer, okay? I
do everything sitting down.
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When I pee, I like to
be in a state of repose.
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Thank you for that
visual. What is the gig?
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Adele is playing the Garden.
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- I love Adele.
- I know.
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She is amazing.
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All right, I got this thing.
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I'm calling it the
Alpha Adele Arena Night.
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The Triple-A Club.
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That's where I get a bunch of guys
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who love Adele, right, as much as me,
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and we go to the show as a group.
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Maybe get some tapas beforehand.
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After the show, we go
downtown, East Village,
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where this DJ plays
nothing but Adele all night long.
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We sing, we dance together.
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What?
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What's this?
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That's my new "Feast" contract.
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People I invited to the
show work for Michael Flatley.
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The Riverdance guy?
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Yeah, he wants to
come out of retirement
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and take his own turn
at Irish potato famine,
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hip-hop "Hamilton" rip-off.
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Who's gonna play Taryn?
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Flatley.
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Only now they're gonna call him "Sean,"
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and he's gonna be, like,
a happy, tap dancey pirate
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with a lot of cool shirts and
a bunch of sexy dancers.
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What is Campbell saying about this?
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He took the buyout in a second
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so that he could do his
own passion project.
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What?
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"My Left Foot: The Musical."
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[scoffs]
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Wait a minute.
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If... if...
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If Campbell's "Feast"
never actually opened,
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that means my show
credit basically never existed.
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Right?
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How could you do this to me, man?
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Bro, he's making me a producer.
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He's giving me 10% of the box office.
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I get to shoot pictures.
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We're gonna do a coffee table book.
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I'm the composer and the
creator again, man.
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This show is going to debut
on Broadway next March.
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Bam, I'm gonna be rich.
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Well, perfect.
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Because now you can
afford to buy yourself
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a new best friend.
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You know what?
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You don't get these
either. These are mine.
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I'm taking the mayonnaise too.
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♪ Take those bedroom eyes ♪
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♪ And look the other way ♪
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♪ I'm not listening to all the ♪
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♪ Funny little things you say ♪
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♪ I'm already in love ♪
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♪ This doesn't happen to me ♪
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♪ You can't just swagger on up ♪
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♪ And turn my head so suddenly ♪
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♪ I got my own situation going on ♪
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♪ I don't need another... ♪
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Just talked to a
guy from Bowery Presents.
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He says this is the
best he's ever seen the band...
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Wants to know if they're gonna
be together long enough
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to do any more gigs though.
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You bet your ass, they are.
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Hey, listen, we've gotta
start writing new stuff for her
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and harness this
energy and spin it into gold...
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- Yep. Yep.
- Before they kill each other.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm already in love ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ohh ♪
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♪ I'm already in love ♪
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♪ ♪
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Come on!
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♪ I'm already in love ♪
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♪ I'm already in love ♪
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[vocalizing]
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Come on now.
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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Gigi: Thank you, guys.
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Dude, you slowed down the tempo.
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No, no, asshole, you sped up.
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That was not me. That was you.
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Maybe someday you'll
learn how to play that thing.
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How's that? Or try doing a gig
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- without chemical assistance.
- Oh, really?
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Maybe someday you'll
learn how to piss standing up,
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find your dick under
all that fat, Adele.
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Really? Here's my dick.
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- Take that.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
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- Hey!
- Cool it!
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- Call me fat again!
- Come on, Adele!
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- Cool it.
- I'll throw whatever I want.
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He just said "cool it."
What are you, The Fonz?
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[laughter]
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Count us off, asshole.
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I'm the asshole? Take that.
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- You're an asshole.
- You prick!
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Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, no.
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Come on, let's go, Flash.
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- [laughs]
- Oh, Jesus, boo, come on.
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- Maybe if we calmed down.
- "Boo"? Oh, my God.
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- Okay, yeah, count it off.
- One, two, three.
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[rock music]
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One, two, three,
four. One, two, three.
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[vocalizing]
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[vocalizing]
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♪ I'm not the one who
said the word "forever" ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Forever is a long, long time ♪
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Wow, she's got your swagger.
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Yeah, well, she's got your pipes
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and your... aura.
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00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:15,500
Oh, yeah, is that what the kids
260
00:10:15,536 --> 00:10:16,802
are calling them these days?
261
00:10:16,837 --> 00:10:18,002
- Yep.
- Yeah.
262
00:10:18,038 --> 00:10:19,304
I'll tell you what.
263
00:10:19,339 --> 00:10:21,306
We make a pretty good goddamn team.
264
00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:23,308
Mm-hmm.
265
00:10:23,343 --> 00:10:26,344
But it's mostly you.
266
00:10:26,379 --> 00:10:27,679
What do you mean?
267
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,247
I spent two decades
268
00:10:29,282 --> 00:10:31,416
trying to deny what that kid was.
269
00:10:31,451 --> 00:10:35,753
I mean, I wanted her to be some
innocent Ohio school girl,
270
00:10:35,788 --> 00:10:37,088
maybe get married...
271
00:10:37,123 --> 00:10:38,789
- Yeah.
- And settle down.
272
00:10:38,825 --> 00:10:40,624
And then she comes to New York,
273
00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:44,462
and in less than a year you've
made her into this star.
274
00:10:44,497 --> 00:10:48,432
♪ I ain't the type to
bother helping rumors ♪
275
00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:50,100
All I did was put her onstage, okay?
276
00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:51,580
Everything else about it comes from you.
277
00:10:51,604 --> 00:10:53,471
So you just... you
raised a wonderful kid.
278
00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:54,905
You should take credit for it.
279
00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:56,106
[clears throat]
280
00:10:56,141 --> 00:10:58,075
Hey.
281
00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:01,378
Do you want to go to the
ladies room and [...]?
282
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,246
Thought you'd never ask.
283
00:11:05,935 --> 00:11:07,737
♪ Yeah ♪
284
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,022
I like it.
285
00:11:09,183 --> 00:11:11,280
Wow. Okay.
286
00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:12,541
I really dig that verse.
287
00:11:12,576 --> 00:11:13,750
- That's great.
- You know what?
288
00:11:13,752 --> 00:11:16,913
You can't have a good
verse without a great melody, so...
289
00:11:16,948 --> 00:11:19,015
Which was basically all your idea.
290
00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:21,383
But I don't have...
I don't have an inkling
291
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,352
on the bridge, you know?
292
00:11:23,387 --> 00:11:26,021
Oh, I think I might have a bridge.
293
00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:27,356
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
294
00:11:27,391 --> 00:11:28,557
Play it.
295
00:11:28,592 --> 00:11:29,858
Mm.
296
00:11:29,893 --> 00:11:33,629
Um, it goes a little
something like... this.
297
00:11:33,664 --> 00:11:37,433
Hey. I like it. Mmm.
298
00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:38,567
Mm-hmm.
299
00:11:38,602 --> 00:11:42,237
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
300
00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:45,841
So how'd you like that
blowjob last night?
301
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:47,342
It was unbelievable.
302
00:11:47,377 --> 00:11:48,810
You know, you were always the best,
303
00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:51,779
but you even somehow
got better over time.
304
00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:53,748
Yeah, so you like my skills?
305
00:11:53,783 --> 00:11:55,450
Yeah. Love your skills.
306
00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:57,017
You like my tits?
307
00:11:57,053 --> 00:11:58,886
Love your tits.
308
00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:00,221
What about my ass?
309
00:12:00,256 --> 00:12:02,223
You know I love your ass.
310
00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:04,258
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
311
00:12:07,163 --> 00:12:09,831
What about me?
312
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,999
Okay.
313
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:14,034
Trick question.
314
00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:17,804
Oh, my God.
315
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,840
[moaning]
316
00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:25,579
Mm-hmm.
317
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,847
Mm, whoa.
318
00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:28,648
Okay.
319
00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:30,016
Ah.
320
00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:32,151
[chuckles]
321
00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:34,521
Oh, wow.
322
00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:36,456
Shit.
323
00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:38,191
- [door opens]
- Gigi: Hey.
324
00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:39,626
Hey.
325
00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:41,495
What's, uh, going on?
326
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:43,497
Nothing. Where's Mom?
327
00:12:43,532 --> 00:12:46,199
She's, um...
328
00:12:46,234 --> 00:12:47,901
I'm just... I'm right here.
329
00:12:47,936 --> 00:12:49,835
I dropped... I dropped my earring.
330
00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,304
Yeah, she dropped an earring.
331
00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:53,172
- There it is, honey. There... yup.
- Oh, yes.
332
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,174
- Found it.
- Thank you so much.
333
00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:56,409
- [thud]
- Ooh, ow.
334
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:57,621
- You okay?
- Yes, no, nothing.
335
00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:59,678
Didn't even feel that at all.
336
00:12:59,714 --> 00:13:01,948
Yep.
337
00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:03,783
- [clears throat]
- [clears throat]
338
00:13:03,818 --> 00:13:05,317
We were, uh...
339
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,421
Working on a new tune for you.
340
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:10,890
- Yes, we were.
- A tune about blowjobs?
341
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:13,158
- [chuckles]
- No.
342
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,493
[chuckles]
343
00:13:14,529 --> 00:13:16,695
- Oh.
- It's a ballad, actually.
344
00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:18,798
You play, I sing.
345
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,665
Yes.
346
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,002
♪ So many miles ♪
347
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:27,672
♪ We have wandered ♪
348
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:31,076
♪ So many tears ♪
349
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,646
♪ To be cried ♪
350
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,182
♪ Well, we were good together ♪
351
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,052
♪ That's what I will remember ♪
352
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,088
♪ In time ♪
353
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,256
♪ Yeah ♪
354
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,691
[music rising]
355
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,929
♪ So many hours ♪
356
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,264
♪ Here laughing ♪
357
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,067
♪ Down all these days ♪
358
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,902
♪ We traveled so long ♪
359
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,637
♪ ♪
360
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,175
♪ If the sorrow and the pain ♪
361
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,577
♪ Are part of what remain ♪
362
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,980
♪ That's all right ♪
363
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,683
♪ Yeah, all right ♪
364
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,185
♪ ♪
365
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:19,356
♪ But when the sun
comes up tomorrow ♪
366
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,759
♪ You will be walking ♪
367
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:28,131
♪ Right beside me ♪
368
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:32,268
♪ And when the
stars light up the sky ♪
369
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,404
♪ You will be shining ♪
370
00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:38,574
♪ Shining ♪
371
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:39,709
♪ Yeah-ah ♪
372
00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:40,977
♪ Shining ♪
373
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,914
♪ Shining ♪
374
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:48,050
♪ So many times ♪
375
00:14:48,085 --> 00:14:51,787
♪ Fighting and falling ♪
376
00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:54,456
♪ So many nights ♪
377
00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:57,894
♪ Just calling you again ♪
378
00:14:57,929 --> 00:14:59,395
♪ ♪
379
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:02,097
♪ Wrapped around each other ♪
380
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:05,534
♪ Seeking temporary cover ♪
381
00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:09,871
♪ From this wide and wicked world ♪
382
00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:11,640
♪ ♪
383
00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:17,412
♪ Oh, this wide and wicked world ♪
384
00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:21,382
♪ So many nights ♪
385
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,618
♪ Yeah ♪
386
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:27,188
♪ So many lies ♪
387
00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:29,758
♪ ♪
388
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:33,928
♪ Oh, so many lies ♪
389
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:36,297
♪ ♪
390
00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:40,101
♪ Yeah, so many lies ♪
391
00:15:40,136 --> 00:15:47,007
♪ ♪
392
00:15:47,043 --> 00:15:49,209
Great. That was great.
393
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:50,811
Really good, guys. Let's take a break.
394
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:52,345
- Great.
- Yeah.
395
00:15:52,381 --> 00:15:54,314
You guys are really getting it now.
396
00:15:54,349 --> 00:15:55,983
- Yeah.
- Liking it.
397
00:15:56,018 --> 00:15:57,618
- Great breakup song.
- Yeah.
398
00:15:57,653 --> 00:15:59,464
Guess our relationship wasn't
a total bust, huh?
399
00:15:59,488 --> 00:16:01,421
Well, it wasn't really about us.
400
00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:03,691
Nope, it's about Micki.
401
00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:05,125
- It is?
- Yeah.
402
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,094
But, I mean, like any song,
403
00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:08,761
everyone interprets it their own way.
404
00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:10,430
- But we wrote it about Micki.
- Yep.
405
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:13,300
Wow, that puts a
much deeper spin on it.
406
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:16,436
I agree. Gigi, just
work with me here for a sec.
407
00:16:16,472 --> 00:16:20,474
Hey, Ava, you should sing that song,
408
00:16:20,509 --> 00:16:21,975
as Ava X.
409
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:25,211
I mean, you were
closer to Micki than I was,
410
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:27,880
and I know you can do the song justice,
411
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,583
especially given what
you know about it now.
412
00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:31,884
I don't know what to say.
413
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,053
I do. Why you being so generous?
414
00:16:34,089 --> 00:16:35,989
- Flash.
- Oh, here we go. [sighs]
415
00:16:36,024 --> 00:16:37,689
No, man, I'm serious. Why?
416
00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:41,093
Wha... consider it my olive branch.
417
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:43,262
For which war, the
one we got going right now
418
00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:44,541
or a new one you're getting
ready to start?
419
00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:45,842
This is the shit I'm talking about.
420
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:46,932
- Blow me.
- Hey, don't...
421
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,278
How about a "thank you," asshole?
422
00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:49,346
- How 'bout that?
- All right, all right.
423
00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,603
- Calm down, stop!
- Goddamn!
424
00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,371
Can we take a break?
425
00:16:52,406 --> 00:16:54,417
Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm
gonna go get some fresh air.
426
00:16:54,441 --> 00:16:56,374
Ungrateful son of a bitch.
427
00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:59,377
[scoffs] What's the point, you know?
428
00:16:59,412 --> 00:17:00,879
You gonna go talk to Ava?
429
00:17:00,914 --> 00:17:03,381
- Yes, I am.
- Good idea.
430
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:05,083
- Relax.
- I'm relaxed.
431
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,919
- Dad.
- I'm relaxed.
432
00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:15,895
Thanks.
433
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:19,832
You're welcome.
434
00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:21,801
I'm sorry about Micki.
435
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:27,706
I was gonna contact you, but you know.
436
00:17:31,412 --> 00:17:35,747
And I'm also sorry about
the Johnny thing,
437
00:17:35,783 --> 00:17:38,950
but he called me.
438
00:17:38,985 --> 00:17:40,084
He did?
439
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,453
Mm.
440
00:17:41,488 --> 00:17:42,921
He wanted help with Gigi's career,
441
00:17:42,956 --> 00:17:46,291
and his new solo project.
442
00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:47,826
He's getting back onstage?
443
00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:51,630
Yeah, we are writing
him some new tunes now.
444
00:17:51,665 --> 00:17:53,764
New tunes for Gigi and Johnny,
445
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,367
that's... That's a lot of work.
446
00:17:56,402 --> 00:17:57,735
Nah.
447
00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,704
We can handle it.
448
00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:03,674
I mean, we've always had this
very deep creative connection.
449
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:08,246
I was actually really
surprised how electric it still was.
450
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:10,834
We wrote "So Many Miles" in one sitting.
451
00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:13,503
It was like "poof."
452
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:16,907
What?
453
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:18,242
Oh.
454
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:19,243
Nothing.
455
00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:21,478
Um, listen.
456
00:18:21,513 --> 00:18:23,981
Y'all got something good going
on, I'm happy for you.
457
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:26,650
[chuckles] Really?
'Cause you just smoked
458
00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:28,217
that cigarette in like three drags.
459
00:18:28,253 --> 00:18:30,954
Yeah, I'm a little out of practice.
460
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,023
Hey, Ava.
461
00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,192
Johnny and I just happened,
462
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:37,928
same as you and Flash.
463
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:40,764
Flash and I,
464
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:42,532
we have a connection
465
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:43,866
and a future.
466
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:46,235
We're not, um... We're not a fling.
467
00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:51,140
This is not just a fling.
468
00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:55,278
Johnny and I are attached forever
469
00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:59,548
as Gigi's parents and
her new songwriters.
470
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:03,986
Yeah, you're right.
471
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:05,921
It doesn't sound like a fling.
472
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:08,891
Sounds like a business deal.
473
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,864
Hey, Johnny, would you
mind giving Gigi and me
474
00:19:14,899 --> 00:19:16,431
a moment alone together, please?
475
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,743
Anything you want to say to me,
476
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:18,744
you can say in the
presence of my father.
477
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,102
Yep.
478
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:22,704
Anything professional,
479
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:25,073
anything personal.
480
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,908
That's how it's gotta be.
481
00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,377
Yep.
482
00:19:28,412 --> 00:19:30,678
That's how it's gonna be from now on.
483
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:33,982
Johnny and Cat are up to no good.
484
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:35,783
- [sighs]
- You.
485
00:19:35,819 --> 00:19:39,086
Listen, he's out for
money. She's out for blood.
486
00:19:39,122 --> 00:19:40,933
You don't know what the
hell you're talking about.
487
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,590
Okay, Cat shows up,
488
00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:44,626
starts spending all
this time with the band,
489
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:48,195
writing songs with you,
donating songs to Ava X,
490
00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:50,864
like she gives a
shit about that project.
491
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,201
You mark my words, he's after her cash.
492
00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:58,772
She's out to break up The
Assassins and Ava X.
493
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:01,608
And shame on you, pimping
out your daughter,
494
00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:04,145
you greedy son of a bitch.
495
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,646
No, no, no, no, no!
496
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:08,015
No, God, stop! No, no, no, no, no!
497
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,528
You could break your hand on his face.
498
00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:10,996
How you gonna play
guitar with a broken hand?
499
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:13,186
- What about my face?
- No, uh-uh, uh-uh.
500
00:20:13,221 --> 00:20:14,655
- No! No!
- Ow! Ow!
501
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,356
Stop it, stop it! Stop, stop!
502
00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:18,058
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
503
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,993
Ow! Ow! He's biting me! He's biting!
504
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:21,361
Bite his arm, not his hand!
505
00:20:21,396 --> 00:20:22,562
What is going on?
506
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,607
- Can you do something?
- Stop it!
507
00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:25,365
Why are you fighting like that?
508
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,200
Stop what you're doing right now!
509
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:31,237
What are you guys
doing? Stop it, break it up!
510
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,716
- Dude.
- Come on, what are you doing?
511
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,507
- Dudes, dudes!
- You gotta be kidding me.
512
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,176
- No...
- Are you serious?
513
00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,588
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm not kidding you!
514
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,089
Do not touch my... You big meatball.
515
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,280
- Wahhh!
- What the hell?
516
00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:42,548
Dude, stop it.
517
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,594
Come on, you want some of this?
518
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,885
- Mother...
- You want this?
519
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,353
[overlapping shouting]
520
00:20:48,389 --> 00:20:51,057
Hey, guys, come on! Just stop it.
521
00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:53,225
- Let go...
- Get off him!
522
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,961
No, no, not her hair!
Not her hair or her face!
523
00:20:55,996 --> 00:20:57,929
[overlapping shouting]
524
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:03,502
- My balls!
- [screaming]
525
00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:06,605
- Get off me!
- Stop!
526
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,906
Stop!
527
00:21:07,941 --> 00:21:09,374
Just stop!
528
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,376
Dude, look what you did to my camera!
529
00:21:11,412 --> 00:21:13,612
Oh, my God, it broke off the body.
530
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,546
That's what you get.
531
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:16,581
Stupid.
532
00:21:16,617 --> 00:21:19,217
Everybody just chill!
533
00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:21,219
Okay, just chill for a second.
534
00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:24,188
This is crazy, right?
535
00:21:24,224 --> 00:21:26,390
Here's what I think we should do, okay?
536
00:21:26,426 --> 00:21:28,926
I think that we
should just take a second,
537
00:21:28,961 --> 00:21:30,761
take a deep breath,
538
00:21:30,796 --> 00:21:33,264
and I think that we should take
a couple days off, right?
539
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:34,765
Get away a little bit,
540
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,501
and maybe some of this anger
541
00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:39,237
and bitterness and resentment
542
00:21:39,272 --> 00:21:43,608
can just kind of fade to
the background for a minute.
543
00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:44,675
Okay?
544
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:46,243
Right? What do you guys think?
545
00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:49,479
Oh, my God, stop being
such a little bitch, Noah!
546
00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:54,417
Listen, what we should do
is get some studio time, right?
547
00:21:54,453 --> 00:21:57,521
We gotta take all this crazy bullshit
548
00:21:57,556 --> 00:21:59,623
and turn it into a couple of new songs.
549
00:21:59,659 --> 00:22:02,759
So I am gonna call my friend Phil.
550
00:22:02,794 --> 00:22:05,061
I'm gonna see if there's a
couple days at his studio.
551
00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:07,930
And what do you think
about that, yea or nay?
552
00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:12,480
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
553
00:22:12,504 --> 00:22:14,171
Whatever, I'm always up to play, yeah.
554
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:15,572
- I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
555
00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:18,274
- Why not?
- Who cares? Why not?
556
00:22:18,309 --> 00:22:19,608
Pick up your camera.
557
00:22:19,644 --> 00:22:21,122
You're gonna have to pay for this, kid.
558
00:22:21,146 --> 00:22:22,122
- I'm not paying for nothing.
- Asshole.
559
00:22:22,146 --> 00:22:23,512
Yeah?
560
00:22:23,548 --> 00:22:24,691
Yeah, you almost
ripped my new jacket.
561
00:22:24,715 --> 00:22:26,248
Your jacket? Look at my new blouse.
562
00:22:26,284 --> 00:22:27,628
- My tits are out now.
- You're a jackass.
563
00:22:27,652 --> 00:22:30,486
♪ Something old ♪
564
00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:32,321
♪ Something new ♪
565
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:34,356
♪ Something sad ♪
566
00:22:34,392 --> 00:22:36,392
♪ Something blue ♪
567
00:22:36,427 --> 00:22:37,959
♪ Something lost ♪
568
00:22:38,138 --> 00:22:41,490
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