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(electric guitar music playing)
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I mean, a 13-year-old guitar prodigy,
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and she's a chick, that's cool, man.
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I know. I know.
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She... she's a massive Gaga fan.
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She saw me in that Gibson
ad. She made the connection.
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And it's, like, a
Make-a-Wish-type thing, right?
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Yeah, Dream-a-Music-Dream Foundation.
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"Meet your hero." She picked me.
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And does she have, like,
cancer or something?
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No, lupus.
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Oh, oh, oh, okay. Well,
that explains it.
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Explains what?
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Well, I mean, if she was a cancer kid,
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she would meet
actual famous people, like...
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I don't know... Jeter
and, you know, Gaga.
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You know what I mean? The A-list.
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But you're not on the A-list.
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You're on the lupus list, which is fine.
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She can't go out in the
sun, she can't have candy
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or ice cream, so yeah, she's
basically a shut-in.
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And I... Dude, I know, that sucks,
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but see, if she was, like, a
cancer kid, she'd meet Adele.
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I bet you Adele's, like,
the number one attraction
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for cancer kids right now.
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It's amazing, because only you
could turn this into a negative.
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(scoffs)
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You know who could
turn it into a positive?
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- Who?
- Adele.
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(...) you.
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I'm just thinking about Tenika, pal.
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No, you're just jealous.
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I'm jealous?
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- Yeah.
- What am I jealous of?
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Because you're not on
the goddamn lupus list...
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- Oh.
- 'Cause I am, asshole.
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Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, yeah.
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(women screaming)
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What the hell is that about?
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What?
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Ava got a rave from
"The New York Times."
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
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- Awesome.
- I know.
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Holy shit, honey.
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Read it.
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"The sexy New York rock scene veteran
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has impressed me with
her backup work before,
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but this time around, she's the star,
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and, oh, what a star she is."
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Oh, my God, honey.
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That's awesome.
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"Imagine Sharon Stone if she could sing.
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Imagine Lana Del Rey with
some life experience
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and even more alluring vixen
whisky in her voice."
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Oh, my God.
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"With outstanding support
from the members of The Assassins
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and the feathery touch of
piano player AJ Jenkins,
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not to mention the ultra-fine licks
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of the former Lady
Gaga tour guitarist Flash..."
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Oh, my God! That's so awesome. Hey, pal.
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"Ava X is the new name for
an accomplished artist
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just hitting her very promised success."
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- Yes!
- Look at the picture of her.
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I know. I know. I know.
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You look fantastic, honey. Wow.
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And did they... Did they
mention The Heathens?
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'Cause, no, I mean, he
mentioned the backup singers,
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so I was just wondering if he...
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Go (...) The Heathens.
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- Ava X, baby!
- Right, right.
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Noah's already got an
offer for another weekend night,
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and Brook wants to throw a
party at his place for me
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to introduce me to some tastemakers,
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you know, like, press and industry folk.
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We got to get you some
amazing new outfits.
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Totally.
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Here's this hairdo I want to do on you.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Huh?
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Hot. That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
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- Phew.
- I love it.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's...
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- Yeah.
- Look at this one.
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Yes!
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Hey, so how do you... How do you think
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we're gonna do this now?
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Do what?
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Well, I'm just thinking about, like,
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you definitely want to
pursue this solo career thing.
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Hell yeah.
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Yeah, so it means we're
gonna need more songs,
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and I'm just wondering what
the process is gonna be, 'cause...
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So, yes, because it's got
kind of, like, a nice flow...
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You know, Flash and I are already
writing all these songs
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for Gigi, and now we're gonna
have to write more Ava X songs,
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and so maybe I'm just
thinking, you know, maybe
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we just slow the process
down a little bit, you know?
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- Johnny? Johnny.
- What?
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We got it covered.
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Oh. Okay.
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- Yeah, see, I love that.
- Oh. Come here.
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- Come here, look at this one.
- I love it.
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Hey, dude, we've been messing
around with some song ideas.
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We're actually gonna make a
demo at my place later, so...
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- Oh.
- We got it covered.
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Look at this.
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I love that you've thought about this.
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Good. Well, that's, you know...
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- That's good.
- Makes it easier.
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Put one here. Bang.
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- And one here.
- Yes!
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With the curling iron going like this.
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Yeah. Do you think my hair will do that?
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I can do that in, like, ten minutes.
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What color clothes you want to wear?
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I think I'm gonna
maybe go with something...
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What? No! Not a chance.
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He wants to have my children.
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Right.
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- Yeah. Get rid of this thing.
- Okay.
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- Watch this. Like it?
- I love it.
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Not apple pancakes but an actual apple?
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You okay?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Campbell wants me to lose weight.
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He says having a stout
man around actors who are
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supposed to be starving
to death is demoralizing.
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He said stout?
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He didn't say...
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Yes. Stout.
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Thin of body. Stout of mind.
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Dude, did you just
change your Twitter handle
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to Hector Jimenez, your real name?
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Campbell says Bam Bam is a nickname
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that has no dignity, it reduces me.
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The way you've reduced yourself
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in your new profile picture?
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That's what Hector's going to look like
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by opening night... Campbell's idea.
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He says, "See it. Believe
it. And then become it."
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Very, very Method.
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All right, you know what, dude?
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He's not De Niro
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in his "Raging Bull" days, okay?
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And he is nowhere
near Daniel Day-Lewis.
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That guy stays in character
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the entire time he's shooting a picture.
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Campbell is gonna have the
whole cast and crew fast
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for three weeks before opening night
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so we can feel the famine
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in our bones.
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That's 100 people.
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That's like having an
army of Daniel Day-De Niros.
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Who can barely stand up!
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Okay.
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Just come back to the fold, man.
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Campbell directed and starred in
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a highly acclaimed movie of
"Hamlet" a few years back.
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Yesterday at rehearsal, I heard
he wants to do the same thing
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with "Feast," man.
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So forget the Obies.
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Forget the Tonys.
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Me and you,
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we could be going to the Oscars, bro.
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The friggin' Oscars.
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I... I want back in, bro.
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- Yes!
- You'll talk to him for me?
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You bet your ball sack, I will, buddy.
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But you have to
fast like the rest of us.
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I'm Jewish. Fasting's in my blood.
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Okay.
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You have to promise to only
shoot me from skinny angles.
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♪ ♪
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- Wow!
- Whoo!
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Oh, my God, that was awesome.
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You were awesome.
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Man, you can play that ax.
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Thank you.
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Hey, can we write an actual song?
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Oh, honey, I'd love to,
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but I only had a
couple hours to do this,
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'cause I got a songwriting
session with Ava.
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No, it's... It's fine.
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This was so cool.
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Hey, you know what?
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We could write a song together.
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You could be my new songwriting
partner if you want.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Is that okay if we
jam for a couple hours?
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I don't want us to impose any
more than we already have.
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- No.
- No, we'd love to! Please.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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You guys are so nice.
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ ♪
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All right.
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Thank you so much.
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- Yeah, no problem.
- You're amazing.
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Give me a hug.
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Good job.
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Hey.
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What's, uh... What are we doing?
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"What are we doing?"
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Yeah, what's...
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What's going on with us right now?
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What is going on with all
of us is my solo thing.
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No, no, I know that. I'm just...
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You seem sort of preoccupied.
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Oh, I'm totally preoccupied, Johnny.
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Yeah, I got two new gigs to prepare for,
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new songs to write with Flash,
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new outfits to pick
out, and I am slammed,
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and I totally need your support.
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I know, and I'm totally into
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totally supporting your
whole total thing, I just...
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Okay, so why didn't you say that first?
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Because what you're
really concerned about is us.
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How all of this is
affecting our relationship, right?
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Honey, honestly, I'm probably
86% totally into your thing
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and then, like, 14% concerned about us.
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I'm just... That's all.
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And me and Flash writing together?
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That's nothing. That's, like, 5%.
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That's more than 100. That's 105.
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And that's what I'm... I'm
105% in on this whole...
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Okay, listen.
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That's how much I'm supporting it.
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I... (sighs)
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I am so plugged in to my own thing,
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I can't even begin to process
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how I feel about anything else, okay?
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All I know is that this
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is the best I have ever felt about me.
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The way those
audiences reacted to me and the...
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The groove I got into with the band,
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it's like... Ugh, it's exhilarating
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and scary and mind-blowing and
totally freakin' electric.
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And it's disappointing to know
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that my boyfriend doesn't...
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feel the same way.
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I wanted to share this with
you, not feel guilty about it.
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Let me do your hair.
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- What?
- Look.
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I've been watching YouTube videos
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about how to blow-dry
hair and style hair.
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No, no, no, I think I can do a
better job than Flash, honey.
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- Seriously.
- No, Johnny, no!
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(sighs)
258
00:09:06,339 --> 00:09:08,339
You need to hang tight right now,
259
00:09:08,374 --> 00:09:10,141
and I need to focus on me.
260
00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:13,310
You need to focus on me.
261
00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:14,579
Stop staring at my hair.
262
00:09:14,614 --> 00:09:15,758
Honey, it's part of my focus.
263
00:09:15,782 --> 00:09:16,981
I'm focused in on your hair.
264
00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:19,017
Your hair is part of you, you know?
265
00:09:19,052 --> 00:09:20,784
Big part of you!
266
00:09:22,721 --> 00:09:24,288
Know what we should do, Johnny Rock?
267
00:09:24,323 --> 00:09:25,456
What?
268
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,091
We should write a song about lupus.
269
00:09:27,126 --> 00:09:28,292
Tenika.
270
00:09:28,327 --> 00:09:29,604
What do you mean, like a ballad?
271
00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:31,962
Like a charity anthem.
272
00:09:31,997 --> 00:09:33,330
Like "We Are the World"
273
00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:35,466
or that song "Ronan"
that Taylor Swift did
274
00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:36,800
or the Christmas one.
275
00:09:36,835 --> 00:09:39,703
But no one ever wrote one
of those about lupus.
276
00:09:39,738 --> 00:09:41,805
"Ronan" was good, but a
lot of those charity anthems
277
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,506
are just kind of, like... I don't know.
278
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,175
They all have that same kind of
279
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,610
chord change setup too, you know?
280
00:09:46,645 --> 00:09:47,578
That same vibe.
281
00:09:47,613 --> 00:09:50,480
(soft piano music playing)
282
00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:54,016
♪ In this land of milk and honey ♪
283
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:54,850
(laughter)
284
00:09:54,886 --> 00:10:00,056
♪ That we call the U.S.A. ♪
285
00:10:00,092 --> 00:10:03,759
♪ There are
children who are too sick ♪
286
00:10:03,795 --> 00:10:08,298
♪ To go outside and play ♪
287
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:12,935
♪ So in that hour of darkness ♪
288
00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:17,406
♪ With a heavy load to bear ♪
289
00:10:17,441 --> 00:10:20,476
♪ Let's all raise a hand ♪
290
00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:24,313
♪ For healing ♪
291
00:10:24,348 --> 00:10:28,183
♪ From the California coastline ♪
292
00:10:28,219 --> 00:10:32,488
- ♪ To your old Kentucky home ♪
- GIGI: "Kentucky home"?
293
00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:35,424
♪ These children can't eat hot dogs ♪
294
00:10:35,459 --> 00:10:38,860
♪ Or have an ice cream cone ♪
295
00:10:38,895 --> 00:10:42,498
♪ They dream of running outside ♪
296
00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:46,001
♪ In the warming summer sun ♪
297
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:50,304
♪ And it can happen if
you listen to this song ♪
298
00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:52,140
- Yeah! Here we go.
- Yes!
299
00:10:52,175 --> 00:10:54,375
BOTH: ♪ So raise a hand ♪
300
00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:55,777
♪ Oh, oh ♪
301
00:10:55,812 --> 00:10:57,812
BOTH: ♪ Ooh, that we're feeling ♪
302
00:10:57,848 --> 00:10:59,514
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
303
00:10:59,549 --> 00:11:02,650
- BOTH: ♪ It's a hand ♪
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
304
00:11:02,685 --> 00:11:06,554
ALL: ♪ That understands ♪
305
00:11:06,589 --> 00:11:10,024
♪ That there's a
time for reaching out ♪
306
00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:13,727
♪ 'Cause they're
just like you and me ♪
307
00:11:13,763 --> 00:11:17,564
♪ So let's all raise a hand ♪
308
00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:19,867
♪ For healing ♪
309
00:11:19,902 --> 00:11:20,968
(laughter)
310
00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:22,536
- That was great.
- That was awesome!
311
00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:23,570
So good.
312
00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:24,571
That was fantastic.
313
00:11:24,606 --> 00:11:26,540
- Good job.
- Great.
314
00:11:26,575 --> 00:11:28,241
What's wrong?
315
00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:30,711
I just... I don't know.
316
00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:33,513
I never wrote a song with anyone before.
317
00:11:33,549 --> 00:11:34,947
This was so awesome,
318
00:11:34,983 --> 00:11:38,451
and it was funny and
sucky in the beginning,
319
00:11:38,487 --> 00:11:41,521
but it was also kind of true,
320
00:11:41,557 --> 00:11:44,257
but it was so cool.
321
00:11:45,694 --> 00:11:47,760
It's okay. Come here.
322
00:11:47,796 --> 00:11:50,563
You know what? Tell you what.
323
00:11:50,598 --> 00:11:52,098
Any time you want to write a song,
324
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:55,201
you can come back here
and... And jam with me.
325
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,302
- Okay?
- Yeah.
326
00:11:56,337 --> 00:11:57,303
(sniffles)
327
00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:00,873
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:03,442
I'm good.
329
00:12:03,477 --> 00:12:05,944
All right. Let's do something else.
330
00:12:05,979 --> 00:12:07,813
- Let's do a cover.
- (laughs)
331
00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:09,426
You want to do a cover?
What do you want to sing?
332
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:10,716
- Sure.
- Joni Mitchell.
333
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:12,351
No, we're not doing Joni Mitchell.
334
00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:13,619
Oh, my God.
335
00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:19,116
(woman moaning)
336
00:12:22,956 --> 00:12:26,123
(both moaning)
337
00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:38,369
That's definitely the last time.
338
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:39,803
Definitely.
339
00:12:39,839 --> 00:12:41,583
I just... I needed to
get it out of my system.
340
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:42,806
Me too. Closure.
341
00:12:42,842 --> 00:12:44,307
Closure.
342
00:12:44,343 --> 00:12:47,344
That's a good word.
343
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:50,247
We should, um... work on that song.
344
00:12:50,282 --> 00:12:52,616
Uh, I got nothing for that song.
345
00:12:52,651 --> 00:12:55,018
I mean, I got the music but no lyrics.
346
00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:56,186
You got anything?
347
00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:00,757
Oh, I got somethin'.
348
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:03,260
Does that mean what I think it means?
349
00:13:03,295 --> 00:13:05,661
Technically, it's still the last time.
350
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,098
(blow-dryer whirs)
351
00:13:11,636 --> 00:13:13,103
Go on. Open it.
352
00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:16,406
Look closely.
353
00:13:16,441 --> 00:13:17,973
That is a blade of grass
354
00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:20,242
from the field on my grandfather's
farm in Ireland.
355
00:13:20,278 --> 00:13:22,111
It's the same land that's
been in my family
356
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:23,679
since before the famine.
357
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,448
I had the grass placed into the cross
358
00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,617
as a token of reconciliation
359
00:13:27,652 --> 00:13:28,918
and friendship.
360
00:13:28,953 --> 00:13:30,585
Oh, my God.
361
00:13:30,621 --> 00:13:31,921
I don't know what to say.
362
00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:33,655
Well, say you'll come back to the show.
363
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,557
Hector wants your singular input.
364
00:13:35,592 --> 00:13:37,927
Listen, Sonny.
365
00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:41,530
Am I... altering your vision?
366
00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:46,535
Yes, but it's still the
same powerful story.
367
00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:50,138
It's still the same
passion that you gave it.
368
00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:51,506
Siobhan, play "Famine Fields."
369
00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,919
SIOBHAN: Yes,
Campbell. Playing "Famine"...
370
00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:54,242
Just do it, for God's sake.
371
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:56,678
(mellow hip-hop music playing)
372
00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:59,013
There it is.
373
00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:03,251
Now you're talking to me, sweet
Jesus, with your pain.
374
00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:06,921
♪ We seek a savior when the
savage ocean winds blow ♪
375
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:09,824
♪ Unprotected in our
house with no windows ♪
376
00:14:09,859 --> 00:14:12,660
♪ No hope, no guns, no potatoes ♪
377
00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:15,430
♪ Slithering through the
dark and ravaged fields ♪
378
00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:18,666
♪ Shivering in the
cold and ravaged fields ♪
379
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,434
♪ Delivering our message ♪
380
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,336
♪ The ravaged fields ♪
381
00:14:22,371 --> 00:14:24,805
♪ This is how the famine feels ♪
382
00:14:24,841 --> 00:14:28,208
♪ This is how the famine feels ♪
383
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,479
♪ This is how the famine fields feel ♪
384
00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:32,480
♪ ♪
385
00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:38,551
It's cool.
386
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,887
It's... wow!
387
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,255
I knew you'd be happy, man.
388
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,124
Campbell is so on this, brother.
389
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,226
- I'm on it.
- I really dig it, man.
390
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:49,463
Before we talk any more, I
want to go into the bathroom
391
00:14:49,498 --> 00:14:51,564
and see how this thing looks on me.
392
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,099
Welcome back, brother.
393
00:14:56,671 --> 00:14:57,737
Love.
394
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,239
Life's greatest weapon, yeah?
395
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,609
Has to be expressed
aloud, though, boyos.
396
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,545
Um, Campbell?
397
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,846
You love me, right?
398
00:15:06,882 --> 00:15:08,781
As if you were my sibling.
399
00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:11,750
Why? What... What's the matter?
400
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,085
I don't know, it's just...
401
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,653
You know, you gave me these glasses,
402
00:15:14,688 --> 00:15:15,854
which... which I love.
403
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,056
I love these.
404
00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:20,059
And this scarf, which is fantastic.
405
00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:21,793
But you just gave Sonny...
406
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,430
I don't know, it s...
407
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,831
Seems like a more...
408
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,343
I don't know...
meaningful gift, you know?
409
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:28,634
Hector.
410
00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:31,703
Let me... let me color
in your mind for a second.
411
00:15:31,739 --> 00:15:32,804
Yeah.
412
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,072
On my family farm
413
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,741
in Knockbride, County Cavan,
414
00:15:35,776 --> 00:15:39,845
there are now 47 sheep,
415
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,847
not to be eaten... To be raised well,
416
00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:45,483
till their coats are thick with fleece,
417
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:49,954
and my cousin Seamus, he
shears that fleece with his own...
418
00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:52,790
with the... The one strong hand.
419
00:15:52,825 --> 00:15:54,559
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
420
00:15:54,594 --> 00:15:58,930
The wool for your scarf is
handspun from that fleece
421
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,165
by my cousin Eileen and
four of her sisters.
422
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,901
Individually combed and woven by them,
423
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:07,905
and then Eileen picks the
most precious product every year,
424
00:16:07,941 --> 00:16:10,340
and she sends five chosen scarves,
425
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:15,412
only the five finest scarves, to me
426
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:19,716
to give as gifts to those closest to me.
427
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:22,252
So that scarf
428
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:26,323
is therefore, I think, priceless.
429
00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:27,857
- You all right?
- I'm sorry.
430
00:16:27,893 --> 00:16:29,226
No, don't... Don't be sorry.
431
00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:30,794
Hey. It's all right.
432
00:16:30,829 --> 00:16:32,095
Come here.
433
00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:34,363
I understand. I understand.
434
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,633
You deserve, man. You deserve.
435
00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:38,735
I'm sor... I'm gonna go.
436
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:39,936
- Yeah, yeah.
- This okay?
437
00:16:39,972 --> 00:16:41,237
- I just...
- Take a second.
438
00:16:41,272 --> 00:16:43,940
Thank you, Campbell. Oh!
439
00:16:43,976 --> 00:16:47,110
(sighs)
440
00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:53,849
That is really cool, man.
441
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,384
That is really cool.
442
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:58,387
I wish my family had that
kind of living heritage.
443
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:00,289
I bought that scarf at Neiman Marcus.
444
00:17:00,325 --> 00:17:02,992
The blade of grass, I
found in Central Park yesterday
445
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:05,628
while I was out
walking with my dog, Cracker.
446
00:17:05,663 --> 00:17:07,062
Seamus now.
447
00:17:07,098 --> 00:17:09,197
Is there, like... Is
there not a family farm?
448
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,600
There probably is.
449
00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:13,502
In (...) Scotland.
450
00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:14,603
"Campbell Scott"?
451
00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:16,404
Oh, my God. You're not even Irish.
452
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,807
Well, that's the great
thing about the Method.
453
00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:21,209
As long as this show runs,
454
00:17:21,245 --> 00:17:23,678
no one in New York will
be as Irish as I...
455
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:25,514
No one in New York City.
456
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:28,783
No one in New York
City will be as Irish as I.
457
00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:30,718
As I. That's too (...) much.
458
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:32,420
As I.
459
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:40,234
- (laughs)
- Nobody!
460
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,369
♪ ♪
461
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,804
Look at them.
462
00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:46,073
Sycophantic little suck-ups
all vying for her attention.
463
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,576
Look at Flash with his
stupid snaky smile.
464
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,043
No, it's not snaky.
465
00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:52,079
It's wide and charming.
466
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,814
It's amazing how handsome a guy can look
467
00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:55,227
once you don't
want to (...) him anymore.
468
00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,450
What are you talking
about? Did you guys break up?
469
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:58,985
No, but I planted the seed.
470
00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:00,498
I told him he should start seeing people
471
00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:01,554
closer to his own age.
472
00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,156
What are you saying that for?
473
00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:05,136
- Ava's close to his own age.
- Okay, forget about Ava.
474
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,827
He and Ava already had a thing, okay?
475
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,328
He may look happy on the outside,
476
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:11,297
but inside he's still totally
obsessing over me.
477
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,899
♪ ♪
478
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:14,967
- See?
- Yeah.
479
00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:16,336
My money's on Brook.
480
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:17,903
He's rich, he's handsome,
481
00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:19,405
and, best of all, he's supportive.
482
00:18:19,441 --> 00:18:20,573
You know what?
483
00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:22,019
You say that word to me one more time,
484
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,521
I'm gonna puke on one of
these $9-million rugs.
485
00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:24,744
What word? Supportive?
486
00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:25,889
I don't want to hear it again.
487
00:18:25,913 --> 00:18:26,979
- Supportive.
- Not funny.
488
00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:28,814
(slowly) Supportive.
489
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,216
(chuckles) You know what?
490
00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:31,762
This whole goddamn thing is your fault.
491
00:18:31,786 --> 00:18:32,963
- You know that, right?
- Are you mad?
492
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,253
No, I'm not mad.
493
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,988
You're gonna blame this on me?
494
00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:37,389
Okay, listen, if you hadn't been
495
00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,369
in such a rush to watch that
stupid Ava videotape,
496
00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:40,838
we wouldn't have found
out about her and Flash,
497
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,172
and none of this would've
happened, okay?
498
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:43,796
Oh, my God, you're so insane.
499
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,142
This all happened 'cause
you couldn't keep
500
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,865
your dick in your pants 25 years ago.
501
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,345
Okay, not keeping my dick in my pants
502
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:50,146
is how you ended up on
planet Earth, little girl.
503
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,737
Oh, thank you so much. Why?
504
00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:53,250
So I could go live on
a farm in the middle
505
00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:55,184
of goddamn nowhere, Ohio,
playing piano with my mom?
506
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,120
Do you know what I would've given
to play piano with my dad,
507
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:59,911
to write a song with my dad like
you and Tenika did today?
508
00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:01,513
I would've signed up for lupus gladly
509
00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:03,882
if it locked me in the house
with my music legend father.
510
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,261
That's what you were thinking about
511
00:19:05,285 --> 00:19:07,919
while we were writing
that song with Tenika?
512
00:19:07,954 --> 00:19:09,788
Oh, my God. So selfish.
513
00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:11,389
Where do you think I got that from?
514
00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:12,590
(sighs) Listen.
515
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,893
Do you think I don't
regret not being there for you
516
00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:15,905
when you were growing up?
517
00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:17,361
Yes, I do, okay?
518
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:19,074
But there's nothing I can
do about it, all right?
519
00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:20,665
I'd have to invent a time machine
520
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,932
and travel back to 1992
521
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,701
and start the whole
thing over again, okay?
522
00:19:23,736 --> 00:19:25,836
So you basically have two choices,
523
00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:30,308
one, forgiveness, or, two, time machine.
524
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,842
What's it gonna be?
525
00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,422
Well, as much as I
love that Don Henley song,
526
00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,813
I think I'm gonna go with time machine.
527
00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:37,981
Speaking of which.
528
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:41,819
GIGI: Oh, wow.
529
00:19:41,854 --> 00:19:43,520
JOHNNY: Oh, man.
530
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:44,922
Ugh.
531
00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:46,323
Look at them all.
532
00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:47,524
So shiny.
533
00:19:47,559 --> 00:19:48,725
Yeah.
534
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,894
This one's from 1992.
535
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,495
If I could go back in time,
536
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:54,108
I'd still have you, but
I'd also have one of these
537
00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:55,832
and one of these and a Grammy.
538
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:58,368
He probably has all the Grammys
locked up in a vault somewhere.
539
00:19:58,403 --> 00:19:59,803
Yeah, I bet.
540
00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:01,182
These would look pretty
cool on our piano.
541
00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:03,606
- Yep.
- Next to my lupus medication.
542
00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:05,308
Mm.
543
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,443
I want whisky.
544
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:08,477
I want to drink
lots of whisky right now.
545
00:20:08,512 --> 00:20:09,511
You know what?
546
00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:11,147
I noticed a 25-year-old
547
00:20:11,182 --> 00:20:12,448
single malt Macallan bottle
548
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:13,983
on that bar back there.
549
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:15,184
You know what that is?
550
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,186
A very expensive bottle of booze?
551
00:20:17,222 --> 00:20:19,889
Or a very cheap time machine.
552
00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:21,991
I'll be right back.
553
00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:26,795
Hey, you see those guys right there?
554
00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:28,063
Hottest new band in town.
555
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:30,198
They're like alt-rock surf-pop
556
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:32,701
meets anthem dance-punk disco.
557
00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:35,203
They're total chick magnets too.
558
00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:37,451
I don't know, the problem
with guys my age in alt-rock bands
559
00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:39,608
is that they all look
like they're about to be shot
560
00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:41,209
for Civil War desertion.
561
00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:43,289
- What's the band called?
- I don't want to tell you.
562
00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,880
- Tell me.
- You're not gonna like it.
563
00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:46,948
- Do it.
- Spotsylvania.
564
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,016
Shoot them.
565
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,017
And burn their outfits.
566
00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:50,185
They're...
567
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,557
(sighs)
568
00:21:00,329 --> 00:21:02,029
Oh, you got to be shitting me!
569
00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:03,642
Honey, it's not like he's gonna miss it.
570
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,199
He's got a ton more up there.
571
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:06,879
Plus, he's too busy hittin'
on my girlfriend.
572
00:21:06,903 --> 00:21:08,202
We're putting it back.
573
00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:09,682
We're not putting it back, honey, okay?
574
00:21:09,706 --> 00:21:10,671
I-I deserve this.
575
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,072
The Heathens deserve this.
576
00:21:12,108 --> 00:21:13,775
Remember when we first met him?
577
00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:16,088
He said, in 1992, we should've
won the Best New Artist Grammy?
578
00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:18,078
Well, we would've won one of these too.
579
00:21:18,114 --> 00:21:19,046
And I'll tell you what.
580
00:21:19,081 --> 00:21:20,281
If I had won one of these,
581
00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:21,756
I would've given the greatest speech
582
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,750
in the history of the MTV awards.
583
00:21:23,786 --> 00:21:24,818
Yeah?
584
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:26,921
Who would you have thanked?
585
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,989
I'm not gonna thank anybody.
586
00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:30,690
- That's the whole thing.
- Ah.
587
00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:32,437
That's like that typical bullshit
that every band does.
588
00:21:32,461 --> 00:21:34,828
I would've gotten up there and
been like, "You know what?
589
00:21:34,863 --> 00:21:36,996
"To all the... The
record company executives
590
00:21:37,032 --> 00:21:38,932
and all the music industry assholes
591
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,512
and all the club
owners and everybody else
592
00:21:40,536 --> 00:21:42,313
in this business who told
me I was never gonna make it,
593
00:21:42,337 --> 00:21:44,571
I'd like to say two words...
594
00:21:44,606 --> 00:21:46,573
(...) you."
595
00:21:46,608 --> 00:21:47,365
Shocker.
596
00:21:47,493 --> 00:21:48,000
And then the next day,
597
00:21:48,004 --> 00:21:50,087
it would've been all over the papers.
598
00:21:50,111 --> 00:21:52,178
Everybody would've been
talking about it.
599
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,113
What, you... you... You
would've been gracious?
600
00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:55,915
- I would've been lovely.
- Oh, yeah.
601
00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:57,317
Let me show you what I would do.
602
00:21:57,352 --> 00:21:58,930
I would start out by
thanking my loved ones,
603
00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:00,786
my family and my friends.
604
00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:03,389
I would then thank my
amazing band, The Assassins.
605
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:05,257
You guys are my
heartbeat when I'm out there.
606
00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:06,058
Mm-hmm.
607
00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:07,793
My amazing boyfriend, Flash,
608
00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:09,094
who surrounds me with love
609
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:11,296
and sexy guitar licks.
610
00:22:11,332 --> 00:22:13,198
My surrogate mom, Ava,
611
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:14,567
I love you, I need you.
612
00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:16,769
I couldn't have done this without you.
613
00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:18,737
And last but not least...
614
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:19,705
(sighs)
615
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:24,776
My mom.
616
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,811
My real mom, Cat.
617
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,313
'Cause even though we fought
618
00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:31,649
and even though I felt
like she was smothering me,
619
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,151
the truth is,
620
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:36,654
you were just loving me twice as hard.
621
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,057
Because unlike the
other little girls out there,
622
00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:43,728
I didn't have a real dad.
623
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,029
Thank you, Jesus!
624
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,131
BROOK: Hey! What the (...)?
625
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,100
Where do you think you're
going with my Moonman?
626
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,371
- It was his idea.
- No, no.
627
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,373
We... We weren't going anywhere.
628
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,140
We were just, you know...
629
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,479
We were gonna take pictures with it.
630
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:06,316
Just to, you know... That's
all we were gonna do.
631
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,751
We were just gonna
take some selfies with it.
632
00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:11,888
(Ezra Furman's "Lousy
Connection" playing)
633
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,857
(doo-wop music)
634
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:19,328
♪ ♪
635
00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:20,262
(groans)
636
00:23:20,297 --> 00:23:21,797
♪ It's late at night ♪
637
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,634
♪ It's time to tell you my secrets ♪
638
00:23:24,949 --> 00:23:30,449
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