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- Mm-hmm.
- Aah.
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Mm.
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- So happy with AJ.
- Oh, he's perfect.
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- Yeah.
- Handsome. Hip.
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He has fingers like puffy little clouds.
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Told you, he's got just
the right amount of swing.
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He's great stuff.
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- He's so cute.
- Adorable.
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When can you guys lift the
ban on me coming to rehearsal,
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so I can see what you're planning?
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Talk to Gigi.
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I am planning on not pressuring AJ.
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Yeah, man, we got to keep her focused.
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Hey, Davvy has an
amazing hair stylist, Paolo,
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who she says is really one of a kind.
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He is cheap, because
he's just starting out,
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and here's the kicker, he's straight.
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Oh. Straight hairdresser.
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Nothing sexier.
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Hot guy running his
hands through your hair.
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Oh! Better than Xanax.
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We're gonna have Xanax there, right?
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Um, I have some.
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On me. You want one?
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Yeah, give me half.
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You know, Flash was a
straight hairdresser once.
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All: What?
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That's right, 1980, right?
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Yeah, my mom worked in this salon.
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Got me a job when I was 15.
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Sweeping up haircuts.
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Taught me how to do
blow-dries and stuff.
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I was, like, a little
5'2" rock star in this joint.
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Till one of her 40-year-old
clients banged my brains out.
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What?
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- GIGI: Wait.
- NOAH: Story please.
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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I have a good feeling about this, guys.
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These gigs go well, Ave, it
could lead to a regular spot.
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Maybe even a small tour.
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There's a lot of hot cabaret
places happening right now...
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Chicago, San Francisco, DC, Vegas...
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this could be a nice
little moneymaker for you.
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This is why I was
meant to not have kids.
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So I could blossom in my 40s and
only worry about my career.
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Could you imagine if I had
two kids at home right now?
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- Ooh.
- Three if you count Johnny.
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That's funny, honey. Where's the help?
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I want to have kids.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I do. I want to have kids.
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I want to have more than one too.
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I was an only child. I
always wanted a sibling.
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- This is thought out.
- Yeah, it's very thought out.
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I want to have a boy and a girl.
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What if you get famous?
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If I get famous, then I
guess I'll have to pull
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an Angelina Jolie and
adopt, like, seven kids
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from seven different continents.
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For that to work, one of them
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would have to be a penguin.
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That's okay, I love penguins.
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And I can name each of
them after a day of the week
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or a member of Arcade Fire.
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Honey, just please let
me come to rehearsal.
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I'm dying to see what she's doing.
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No.
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Please? Pretty please?
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- Come on.
- (sighs)
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Fine, but you have to promise
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to be nothing but supportive to her.
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Honey, I'm gonna be
totally pos... Captain Positive.
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That's gonna be my new
nickname, all right?
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- Okay.
- All right.
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See, we make a great team.
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A good father-daughter team.
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This is why I didn't adopt.
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(playing scales on trumpet)
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Hey.
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Hey, man, you allowed to be here?
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- Gigi cleared me.
- And when was that?
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This morning. I'm cool.
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- Yeah, you better be.
- I got Ava throat spray,
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cough drops, and some tea, some honey...
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- Jim Tedess!
- Hey!
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- How you doing?
- Sup, bruh?
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Hey, baby.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You that dude I talked to on the phone
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about the keyboard hookup?
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No, no, no.
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Oh, you're the new monitor guy.
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No, no, no. You're
AJ. I'm... I'm Johnny Rock.
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Ava's boyfriend.
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Oh, I didn't know she had one.
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- JOHNNY: Yeah.
- Sorry, Ronnie.
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Let me go see if I
can chase down that...
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- Johnny.
- Both: Johnny.
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Let me see if I can chase
down that keyboard cable guy.
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- Okay.
- Sorry about that.
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All right.
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See you later.
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How the hell does he not know who I am?
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Knows who you are
now. Ava X's boyfriend.
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Better get used to the sound of that.
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But she's good, man.
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She could get some play out of this.
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Very tight. Very sexy.
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Yeah, well, let me tell you something.
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She gets some play out
of this in the press,
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I'm gonna get some play
too, because a lot of those
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music journalists remember who I was.
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Listen, kid, you might
as well face the facts.
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The only way you're getting famous
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at this point in your life is
if you kill someone famous.
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That's funny, Rutt.
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- Hey, man.
- You AJ?
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- No, I'm not AJ.
- MAN: Sorry.
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(both laughing)
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(mellow music)
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God. Great. Honey, great.
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No, that middle eight, I was so flat.
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But you know what? You
sold the shit out of it.
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So I barely even noticed the clams.
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AJ, fantastic.
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I had a couple clams myself.
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But you know what, you
made him sound like
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Thelonious Monk meets Elton John.
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I mean, you really...
you covered yourself.
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That's great, honey.
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What about my physical performance?
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'Cause I feel like I'm
standing still a lot.
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- Should I be moving more?
- Well, you know what?
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When you're standing
still, it was... riveting.
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- I mean, it's...
- Really?
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Yeah, it's unbelievable.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Okay, and then but what
about when I do move?
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Well, you can move, but
I think that it's more...
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- What?
- No, go.
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Well, I just think... I
think the moving's great too.
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So they're... they're both good?
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They're both pretty good, right?
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Mm-hmm. They're
good. They're both good.
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- Thank you, Dad.
- Okay.
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I think that you can move a little more,
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and I have a couple thoughts on that,
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but basically, the reason
you missed those two notes
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is because you didn't
breathe before the middle eight.
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You got to sell and breathe.
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You're already selling
it, so just breathe, okay?
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Especially if you're gonna
do that phrasing.
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- It's really good.
- Sell and breathe, honey.
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- Those are good notes.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Those are good notes.
- Yeah.
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So want to do it again?
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Babe, Flash, can you tone
down the guitar just...
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- Yes.
- A little bit?
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- You're crowding her.
- Well...
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JOHNNY: Okay. All right.
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GIGI: Kay, you guys
want to go again? You good?
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- Yes.
- We're good.
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- All right, let's do it.
- MAN: One, two, three, four!
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♪ ♪
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(mouthing)
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♪ ♪
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Let's have Ryan Adams do one of those
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Taylor Swift-type
covers of Father John Misty
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doing a Lou Reed cover
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of Ava covering Ariana Grande.
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That sentence is a musical-credibility
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- banana split.
- I know, I'm really smart.
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You're not doing the photo
shoot tomorrow, are you?
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Mm-mm. It's a spa day for me, babe.
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I'm so hairy right now,
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I'm, like, one week
away from transitioning.
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All right, well, shave
and pluck everything,
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'cause Lady Gaga called,
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and she wants me to have
lunch with her tomorrow in Jersey.
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She's visiting relatives,
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and I said, "You know, I'm dating
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literally your biggest fan,"
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and she said, "Bring her."
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- What do you say?
- She said, "Bring her"?
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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I'll shave my head if you want me to.
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Holy shit. I'm gonna have a Gaga orgasm.
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All right, keep it between us,
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'cause I don't want any tagalongs.
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There will not be any tagalongs.
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I'm not gonna tell anyone.
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I want her all to myself.
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All right, it's an hour and a half away,
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so we got to leave at 11:00
a.m. sharp tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God, I better
start picking an outfit.
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Tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. 13 hours.
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Yeah, I know, but
between the boot choices
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and the body wax, there's,
like, barely gonna be enough time.
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N...
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Okay.
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(Ex Hex's "Beast" playing)
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♪ You were standing on the corner ♪
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JOHNNY: Awesome.
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Looks great, hon. Amazing.
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- No.
- Yes, it does.
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Both: No.
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I am not happy with this light.
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Why, is it casting a shadow?
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No, no, no. No, no, no. (whispers)
A little. A little.
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Lift up. Okay.
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Good. At me.
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- That's good.
- That's even better, honey.
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I love it. Okay, now you look good.
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Beautiful. Drop your chin a little.
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Uh. Gorgeous.
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Oh, my God. Ava X.
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Oh. My. Good. Lord.
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At. Me. Love it.
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Okay, let's change hair and makeup.
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Whoa!
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- Wow!
- Bam Bam!
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- Look at you.
- Where'd you get that outfit?
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Campbell bought it for me.
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Oh, and he also wanted
me to give you this
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when I mentioned your cabaret debut.
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Aww, that's so sweet of him.
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BAM BAM: He really is the
nicest person, you know?
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Just caring.
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I mean, he's a
scary, wild, beast of a man,
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but underneath that
surface, he's just, you know,
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gentle, and
spiritual, and collaborative.
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Tell him we said thank
you for the chocolates.
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- Yeah.
- You got it, Johnny.
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Enjoy those.
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Did you also collaborate
with an eye doctor?
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Oh, these.
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No, they're a gift from the man himself,
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along with this scarf.
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Campbell says the various accoutrements
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give me a dash of
theatrical authority, you know?
253
00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,407
- Okay.
- More like a dash of Dame Edna.
254
00:08:13,442 --> 00:08:14,408
Excuse me?
255
00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:15,576
I like the new look, man.
256
00:08:15,611 --> 00:08:17,211
I think you look great.
257
00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,313
Thanks. Goes with my new title.
258
00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:20,908
- What new title?
- What's your new title?
259
00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,917
My new official show credit is...
260
00:08:22,952 --> 00:08:25,820
"Percussion Designed and Composed By."
261
00:08:25,855 --> 00:08:27,087
- Whoa!
- Wow, man!
262
00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:28,988
- Stop! it! Bam Bam!
- That's awesome!
263
00:08:29,024 --> 00:08:30,323
I'm gonna... we have to up your deal.
264
00:08:30,358 --> 00:08:31,524
I'm gonna call Spencer right now,
265
00:08:31,559 --> 00:08:32,759
and we're gonna up your deal.
266
00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:34,861
I like that. I like the sounds of that.
267
00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,529
"Up the deal."
268
00:08:36,564 --> 00:08:38,264
What are you looking at, Ansel Adams?
269
00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,466
(chuckles)
270
00:08:40,501 --> 00:08:41,801
Oh, sorry.
271
00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:44,502
♪ Nothing comes along ♪
272
00:08:44,538 --> 00:08:46,038
(engine revving)
273
00:08:46,073 --> 00:08:48,140
Do I look okay? I
didn't know what to wear.
274
00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:50,008
It's very hard to pick
out something to wear
275
00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:52,030
to a New Jersey lunch with Lady Gaga
276
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,011
that doesn't look like a punch line
277
00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:54,367
about what you're supposed to wear
278
00:08:54,381 --> 00:08:55,821
to a New Jersey lunch with Lady Gaga.
279
00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,216
You look great.
280
00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:59,004
She's getting married soon, you know?
281
00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,252
Well, she should. She's old.
282
00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:01,619
Yeah, she's 30.
283
00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:03,821
Yeah, which, for you, she
might as well be 45.
284
00:09:03,857 --> 00:09:06,290
(gasps) Do you think we'll
get invited to the wedding?
285
00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:08,826
Oh, my God. What would I wear to that?
286
00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,862
Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself.
287
00:09:10,897 --> 00:09:13,131
Jesus, Gigi, you haven't
even met the woman yet.
288
00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:17,001
God. When is the wedding?
289
00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:18,368
She probably doesn't want you to say.
290
00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:20,403
That's okay. Respect her wishes.
291
00:09:27,508 --> 00:09:28,674
Listen.
292
00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:31,243
Hey, just come back to the show.
293
00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:33,679
We're working on
some really great music,
294
00:09:33,714 --> 00:09:35,915
but we need a couple more songs, and...
295
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,216
I'd really love your input.
296
00:09:38,252 --> 00:09:41,119
Bam, do you know what my
new title is around here?
297
00:09:41,155 --> 00:09:43,688
"Long-Suffering Genius That Can't
Get Out of His Own Way"?
298
00:09:43,723 --> 00:09:45,389
Nope.
299
00:09:45,425 --> 00:09:47,124
"Boss Photographer."
300
00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,793
What I see, I shoot.
301
00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,662
What I shoot, I print.
302
00:09:50,697 --> 00:09:52,029
No collaboration.
303
00:09:52,065 --> 00:09:54,899
No artistic interference.
304
00:09:54,935 --> 00:09:56,801
Hey, Bam, if you're looking for somebody
305
00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:58,669
to write some music with Campbell Scott,
306
00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:01,140
I would love to have some
of that respectability
307
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,206
rub off on me.
308
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:05,576
- Johnny.
- Yeah?
309
00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:07,744
If you decide to
contribute music to this project,
310
00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:11,615
which is a rape of my original vision,
311
00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:14,017
it will be the end of our friendship.
312
00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:18,220
Okay, but I think you're forgetting
one important thing.
313
00:10:18,255 --> 00:10:19,755
What?
314
00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:21,791
We're not friends.
315
00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,700
He's right.
316
00:10:30,735 --> 00:10:32,868
It'll be the end of our friendship.
317
00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:35,622
- Seriously?
- Dead seriously.
318
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,439
Gaga comes from a two-kid family.
319
00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:39,574
Oh, no, I know.
320
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,476
Her sister, Natali, is very cool.
321
00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:43,845
She told me she wants to
have three kids, at least.
322
00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:45,680
Dude, if I was banging Taylor Kinney,
323
00:10:45,716 --> 00:10:47,883
I would have three kids right in a row,
324
00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:49,517
and then I would wait till
they were teenagers
325
00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:51,785
and retire and just live
off the mega-cash they'd make
326
00:10:51,821 --> 00:10:53,687
from their modeling careers.
327
00:10:53,723 --> 00:10:55,856
You and me would have pretty
good-looking kids.
328
00:10:55,892 --> 00:10:58,392
Aw, we would. We'd
have really cute kids.
329
00:10:58,427 --> 00:11:01,662
They'd be blue-eyed, really
tall, really talented,
330
00:11:01,697 --> 00:11:05,065
and really sarcastic musicians.
331
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,233
♪ Dig, dig, dig ♪
332
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:09,468
♪ Baby, your secret's in the safe ♪
333
00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,337
Dude, you should be happy for me.
334
00:11:11,372 --> 00:11:14,007
For what? Huh?
335
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,509
For not standing up for
me when I told Campbell Scott
336
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,645
that he wasn't gonna
be able to ruin my idea?
337
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,947
This is not trivial to me, man.
338
00:11:20,982 --> 00:11:23,449
I don't care how many
titles they bestow upon
339
00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:27,786
your "Pitbull with pituitary
gland problem" visage!
340
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,187
I conceived of "An Gorta Mor."
341
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,789
I brought you into "An Gorta Mor."
342
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,191
I created it. I composed "An Gorta Mor."
343
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,794
Those are the only two
titles that really matter anyway,
344
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,464
"Created and Composed by Moi!"
345
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,034
Well, I'm not working on a
show called "An Gorta Mor."
346
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,803
I'm working on a show entitled "Feast."
347
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,705
Starring Campbell Scott.
348
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,006
Amadan.
349
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,179
That's Gaelic for jackass!
350
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,181
Asshole!
351
00:11:58,216 --> 00:11:59,783
I think it looks hot.
352
00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:02,118
Yeah, but it's... like,
up here, it's too much.
353
00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:05,055
I look like a zombie she pimp.
354
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,190
- A hot zombie she pimp.
- No. No, no, no.
355
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:08,692
We need... the eyes and the lips.
356
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,493
- We got to bring them down.
- We got to... guys,
357
00:12:10,528 --> 00:12:11,695
- we got to...
- No.
358
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,029
Bring it down.
359
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,497
Bringing it down.
360
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,700
(car door shuts)
361
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:21,503
This is it. (sighs)
362
00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:23,171
I'm really nervous.
363
00:12:23,207 --> 00:12:24,539
Does my make up look okay?
364
00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:26,108
I feel like a kabuki dancer, no?
365
00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:27,623
No, you look good. You're acting nuts.
366
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:29,945
I know. Okay, I've just got to breathe.
367
00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:31,113
All right, so what do we do?
368
00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:32,513
We just walk to the house from here?
369
00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:34,348
Is there a car that
comes and picks us up?
370
00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:35,382
Is it a limo?
371
00:12:35,418 --> 00:12:37,685
It's probably a limo, right?
372
00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:39,687
Is it a limo?
373
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:40,688
What?
374
00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:42,690
What's that look?
375
00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:46,360
You know, I bought three
things with my Gaga tour cash
376
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,795
and session bread... all the other money
377
00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:51,531
that I made over the years,
378
00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:53,399
that sweet little hellcat,
379
00:12:53,435 --> 00:12:56,436
some cool guitars,
380
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,671
and this.
381
00:12:59,642 --> 00:13:01,508
Wait, what?
382
00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:04,077
Nine acres. Bought it four years ago.
383
00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:05,745
Paid in full.
384
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,180
It's all mine.
385
00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:10,750
Or should I say, it's all ours?
386
00:13:10,785 --> 00:13:13,119
Oh, my God.
387
00:13:13,154 --> 00:13:14,720
Are you asking me to marry you?
388
00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:16,622
I guess I am.
389
00:13:18,993 --> 00:13:20,726
- Gigi, would you...
- Oh, God, no.
390
00:13:20,762 --> 00:13:23,094
God... no, no, no. No, no, no.
391
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,063
What are you doing? What
are you doing? No!
392
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:26,597
What? Are you out of your mind?
393
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:27,966
- Well, I thought you just...
- You thought what?
394
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,135
You thought I wanted to get married?
395
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:32,603
Well, not married. This
is all spur-of-the-moment.
396
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:33,805
I didn't buy a ring or anything,
397
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,674
but... commitment.
398
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,842
Commitment to what? I'm
freaking out here.
399
00:13:37,878 --> 00:13:39,177
You have to tell me what's going on.
400
00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:40,744
Gigi, I want to have kids with you.
401
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,279
Who said I wanted to have kids?
402
00:13:42,314 --> 00:13:43,613
- You did.
- When?
403
00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:44,948
Yesterday at the cafe.
404
00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:47,184
Driving here. Tall, sarcastic kids.
405
00:13:47,219 --> 00:13:49,286
Flash, I say stupid
shit like that all the time.
406
00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:50,688
I'm 22 goddamn years old.
407
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:52,189
Do you remember a month
ago when I told you
408
00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:53,623
I wanted to move to Miami?
409
00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:55,092
Do you remember my "cupcake
cabin in Alaska" idea?
410
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,070
Yeah, I do.
411
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,245
I'm passionate about a
million different things.
412
00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:59,395
I'm passionate about Syrian refugees.
413
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:00,396
I'm passionate about Demi Lovato.
414
00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:01,898
These... these shoes.
415
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:04,400
This trip is gonna
ruin these shoes for me now.
416
00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:06,903
Okay, look, number one, cupcake
cabin's a good idea.
417
00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:08,237
- Thank you.
- Number two,
418
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,739
you don't want to have kids ever?
419
00:14:09,774 --> 00:14:11,574
I don't know. I don't know, maybe.
420
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:14,910
But not now. Not while I still am a kid.
421
00:14:14,945 --> 00:14:16,425
God, I'll tell you one thing, though.
422
00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:17,813
No matter what
happens, I'm not raising them
423
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,247
in the Middle of Goddamn
Nowhere, New Jersey.
424
00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:21,149
This is what I ran away from in Ohio.
425
00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:22,417
What about the Stones pin?
426
00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:23,985
What? What about it?
427
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:26,421
Come on, the whole
thing's goddamn rubies.
428
00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:28,623
I googled rubies. Rubies
means commitment.
429
00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,925
- You googled rubies?
- You bet your ass.
430
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,527
Flash, the pin is lips. It was a joke.
431
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:35,196
An intimate joke
about our kissing thing.
432
00:14:35,231 --> 00:14:36,037
Oh.
433
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:39,066
It's a really (...) expensive one too.
434
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,367
(sighs) (...).
435
00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,172
Flash.
436
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,074
Get the (...) up!
437
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,407
Now!
438
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:49,675
Come on, man.
439
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,182
(blows raspberries)
440
00:14:56,218 --> 00:14:58,118
(door handle jiggling)
441
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:05,023
(sighs)
442
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:14,310
Okay, go ahead and announce me.
443
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,325
- You ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
444
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,493
Okay, here I go.
445
00:15:16,529 --> 00:15:17,994
Ladies and gentlemen,
446
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,262
please welcome to the stage,
447
00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:21,832
making her New York City cabaret debut,
448
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:24,867
the fabulous Ava X!
449
00:15:27,038 --> 00:15:28,337
Huh?
450
00:15:28,372 --> 00:15:30,740
(chuckles) What do you think?
451
00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,609
I mean, this is gonna get the
audience's attention, right?
452
00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:35,177
And Debbie Harry, she sure as hell
453
00:15:35,212 --> 00:15:36,612
ain't wearing this on her opening night.
454
00:15:36,648 --> 00:15:38,448
- No. No.
- That's for damn sure.
455
00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:40,382
(laughs)
456
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:42,083
Oh, yeah.
457
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:47,255
- You hate it.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
458
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,624
I-I think it's, uh...
459
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,460
- ballsy, you know?
- Really?
460
00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:53,394
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
like a... it's a statement.
461
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,464
Right? Yeah.
462
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:57,231
So you're cool with me making my debut
463
00:15:57,267 --> 00:16:00,067
looking like a meth
head, Oklahoma stripper?
464
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:01,669
- What do you mean?
- Huh?
465
00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:03,370
Do you think I'm insane?
466
00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:05,739
I wouldn't go out like
this when I was 25 years old,
467
00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,207
- much less now.
- Well...
468
00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:09,409
So let's cut the crap
469
00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:11,011
and why don't you tell
me what's really going on
470
00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:13,113
because for the past 48
hours, you have been feeding me
471
00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:16,148
sugar-coated, over supportive bullshit.
472
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,784
- That's not true, honey.
- Oh, it is true.
473
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:19,552
- It's not true.
- Okay, all that noise about AJ?
474
00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:21,788
- How great his playing is.
- I think he's a...
475
00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:22,956
My voice. My moves.
476
00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:24,290
- Blah, blah, blah...
- Okay.
477
00:16:24,325 --> 00:16:26,325
- Okay.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
478
00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:33,599
Okay, you want... you
want me... do you want me
479
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:34,733
- to tell you the truth?
- Yeah, I do.
480
00:16:34,768 --> 00:16:36,101
Okay, here's what I think.
481
00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:37,936
I do think that your voice sounds great
482
00:16:37,972 --> 00:16:41,072
and I like your stage moves. I'm
not crazy about this dress.
483
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:42,574
Is AJ a great piano player? Yes,
he is, but you know what?
484
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,909
I want you to get rid of him,
485
00:16:43,944 --> 00:16:45,504
and I want you to give me a shot, okay?
486
00:16:45,513 --> 00:16:47,513
Everybody in this band
has something going on.
487
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,946
Bam has that "Feast" thing,
488
00:16:48,982 --> 00:16:50,447
and... and Rehab
has his photography thing,
489
00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:52,016
and the Gibson ads for Flash,
490
00:16:52,051 --> 00:16:54,018
and Gigi's, you know,
doing stuff with Davvy,
491
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:55,653
and you got this thing, and
what am I supposed to do?
492
00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,388
Hang around the apartment
while you guys climb up
493
00:16:57,423 --> 00:16:59,557
the show business ladder?
(stammers) I can't do that.
494
00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:00,792
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
495
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,960
Two weeks ago, you didn't even want me
496
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:04,294
- putting this gig together...
- That's not true.
497
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,829
But now... No, no, no, no. No.
498
00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:07,964
Now that you actually
see that it might be good,
499
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,298
now you want to jump in.
500
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,467
Now you want to be a
part of it, is that right?
501
00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:13,236
Yeah, well, you know what? It is right.
502
00:17:13,271 --> 00:17:14,938
And let me tell you why, because
when I first met you,
503
00:17:14,973 --> 00:17:16,640
I was the one who told
you you could sing,
504
00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:18,207
and you said you
wanted to be in show business.
505
00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:19,275
I put you in my band.
506
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,544
I put you on my (...) stage.
507
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:23,445
Okay, so you (...) owe me.
508
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,814
I'm not gonna (...) sit
around here and do nothing.
509
00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:29,418
I was supposed to be the star.
510
00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:35,057
What?
511
00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:38,027
You were the star, Johnny,
512
00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:40,061
but now,
513
00:17:40,096 --> 00:17:43,865
it's my (...) turn.
514
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,166
(door slams)
515
00:17:46,703 --> 00:17:48,069
(sighs)
516
00:17:48,104 --> 00:17:51,739
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
517
00:17:51,775 --> 00:17:54,241
♪ Against my window ♪
518
00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,677
♪ ♪
519
00:17:56,712 --> 00:18:00,380
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
520
00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:03,684
♪ Hey, windowpane ♪
521
00:18:03,719 --> 00:18:05,819
♪ Do you remember ♪
522
00:18:05,854 --> 00:18:08,555
♪ ♪
523
00:18:08,591 --> 00:18:11,792
♪ How sweet it used to be? ♪
524
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:15,360
♪ ♪
525
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:19,498
♪ When we was together ♪
526
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,866
♪ ♪
527
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:24,203
♪ Everything was so grand ♪
528
00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:26,939
♪ ♪
529
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:31,009
♪ Now that we've parted ♪
530
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,344
♪ There's just one sound ♪
531
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,247
♪ That I just can't stand ♪
532
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,550
♪ Can't stand the rain ♪
533
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,186
♪ Against my window ♪
534
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,555
♪ ♪
535
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:48,258
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
536
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,561
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
537
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,731
♪ Against my window ♪
538
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,900
♪ ♪
539
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,536
♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪
540
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,873
♪ ♪
541
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:08,344
♪ Alone with the pillow ♪
542
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,347
♪ Where his head used to lay ♪
543
00:19:11,382 --> 00:19:14,851
♪ ♪
544
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:18,955
♪ I know you got some
sweet memories ♪
545
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,290
♪ But like a window ♪
546
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:25,027
♪ You ain't got nothing to say ♪
547
00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:26,528
♪ Hey ♪
548
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:29,807
♪ ♪
549
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,573
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
550
00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:41,909
♪ Against my window ♪
551
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:45,279
♪ ♪
552
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,248
♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪
553
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:51,819
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
554
00:19:51,854 --> 00:19:54,454
♪ Against my window ♪
555
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,956
♪ ♪
556
00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:59,826
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
557
00:19:59,861 --> 00:20:03,496
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
558
00:20:03,531 --> 00:20:06,499
♪ Against my window ♪
559
00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,868
♪ ♪
560
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:12,371
♪ Just keeps on haunting me ♪
561
00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:15,407
♪ Hey, rain ♪
562
00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:19,678
♪ Get off my window ♪
563
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:21,379
♪ ♪
564
00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:26,685
♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪
565
00:20:26,721 --> 00:20:27,933
♪ ♪
566
00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:30,292
(cheers and applause)
567
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,366
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